She Found My Piss Jug Stash EP-428 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-11-06
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Enjoy the show over there. Chuck Charles iron fist and can you even think of 1:45 Speaker 1 how a score would be ending in six and four in college football? Um, in this situation, 1:52 Speaker 1 I'm going to guess there were five safeties. Um, I'm guessing it was three, uh, field goal 1:59 Speaker 1 or two field goals and then two safeties is what I'm guessing they made and no one even 2:03 Speaker 1 made a touchdown in the first, uh, football game ever, crazy. See how far we've come, 2:07 Speaker 1 at the same time. I mean, did they really have any rules back there? They just kind of 2:11 Speaker 1 make it up as it was going along in the game. Because there's that one movie I can't remember 2:14 Speaker 1 what it's called. But it's like, I think it's an Adam Sandler movie. Might be the ridiculous 2:18 Speaker 1 six. Then he comes across that guy that's playing golf or a baseball and he's just making the 2:22 Speaker 1 rules up as he goes along. He's like, No, no, no. Actually, we get three churches to hit the ball. 2:27 Speaker 1 Oh, you throw it over my head four times. I get to walk like why? I don't know. It just makes sense. 2:32 Speaker 1 I think the craziest part of that stat or that fact is that that game had to have sucked 2:39 Speaker 1 and if Princeton played Rutgers today, that game would still suck and at no point in history 2:45 Speaker 1 with that game have ever been good. Like why didn't we have the first game be, I don't know, 2:51 Speaker 1 Tennessee, Georgia, you know, Michigan, Ohio State, you know, something like that. It was just because 2:56 Speaker 1 there was only four colleges back then because if so, I'm guessing BYU had to be one of them, 3:02 Speaker 1 right? Why didn't they get the first game? Uh, let's say it's so back in the day, the match looked 3:06 Speaker 1 more like a soccer or mix of rugby and soccer than modern American football. Each team had 25 3:12 Speaker 1 players on the field. My, so there's 50 motherfuckers on this field and players should only kick or 3:17 Speaker 1 bat the ball around with their limbs running with the ball or throwing a forward pass was not 3:20 Speaker 1 allowed. So they're just like, and then just like using their body to propel it down the field. And 3:25 Speaker 1 I mean, it just reminds you of like, when you go watch like little kids games and they're just 3:30 Speaker 1 all running a group and everyone's just kicking it off each other and bouncing around and you 3:33 Speaker 1 can't tell what the fucks happen to him. The game shifted toward rugby style rules during the 1874 3:39 Speaker 1 Harvard versus McGill match in the 1875 Harvard versus Yale game. Walter camp later revolutionized 3:47 Speaker 1 the sport in the 1880s by introducing the line of scrimmage 11 player teams and the system 3:52 Speaker 1 of downs. So the I guess they started in 1880 which is kind of crazy because you don't really hear 3:57 Speaker 1 hear about them. I don't know if there's a lot of fans back then. I mean, you're still 4:00 Speaker 1 getting attacked by Indians, right? I guess so. Yeah. I like to, you got to stop the game 4:05 Speaker 1 and you got to go shoot some Indians to get in the drag, your bodies off the field and 4:08 Speaker 1 they're like, all right, what down were we on? Like third, no second. Yeah, we'll just start 4:11 Speaker 1 the game over again. I feel it. Yeah, I feel like in the late 1800s, there was a lot of 4:15 Speaker 1 crazy stuff going on. Cause I mean, I'm guessing they let people go to the game with guns 4:19 Speaker 1 on, right? I would think so. Yeah. I don't see why not you can't, you can't stop a cowboy 4:23 Speaker 1 from walking in there and watching the game and they probably had saloons and prostitution 4:28 Speaker 1 and you know, spitters everywhere. I mean it was probably pretty cool actually. Now that 4:32 Speaker 1 I think about it, I kind of think we should go back to that. That'd be awesome. 4:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, you imagine like watching this, you know, the quarter final playoff game and you just got 4:39 Speaker 1 like women walking up and down with beers and you just like, Oh, over here, beer and blow job, 4:43 Speaker 1 man. Please, right? Yeah. Well, see, and that's what I kind of, and I hate to even say this because 4:48 Speaker 1 I know that it's never going to happen. But you know who really dropped the ball on this whole 4:51 Speaker 1 thing in the NFL is when we had the expansion team when I say expansion team they moved right 4:57 Speaker 1 the Oakland Raiders the Los Angeles Raiders now they're the Vegas Raiders so when they 5:02 Speaker 1 put the the Raiders in Vegas of course everybody in their right mind was thinking this is going 5:10 Speaker 1 to be epic right because I mean you're going to have Sin City baby you know you got NFL 5:16 Speaker 1 football team this huge stadium right in the middle of Vegas you got legal gambling. 5:21 Speaker 1 Obviously, you're going to expect there to be some debauchery. Have you been to that state? 5:26 Speaker 1 Or have you seen the inside of the stadium? You don't like the virtual tour or anything like that? 5:29 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I've never in my wildest dreams. Not about going to a Raiders game. 5:33 Speaker 1 Well, it's nothing. It's nothing like you would imagine. It's it is. I think there might be a top golf in it. 5:38 Speaker 1 Okay, that's like the craziest they get is that there's a top golf there or close to it. 5:43 Speaker 1 But none of the stuff you would expect it just they just take the fun out of the game, man. 5:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. So you just wanted what prostitutes walking around there and during the Raiders games and make it like a bearable 5:53 Speaker 1 I guess yeah, I don't want it like I'm not gonna 5:56 Speaker 1 Put it this way when I go to a game and the guys walking up and down the stairs and he's going 6:01 Speaker 1 I got you hot dogs. I got your peanut to get your beer get your beer 6:05 Speaker 1 I don't buy anything from him, but he brings something to the game. You know I mean it's a sphere 6:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, so if I went to a Vegas game and that was happening 6:14 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna buy anything, but it'd be cool to see, you know? 6:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I guess I guess you're just the environment 6:20 Speaker 1 I don't ever know how to pay those guys either because I never have cash or anything and yeah 6:23 Speaker 1 I don't know how they accept money and like every every time I go to a Braves game 6:27 Speaker 1 I'm like they're trying to sell the beer out of those like crates like those newspaper crates 6:31 Speaker 1 And I'm looking at that they got like four pieces of ice my dude 6:33 Speaker 1 I'm not buying that that shit's hot as fuck if I'm gonna spend $12 on a beer 6:36 Speaker 1 I want to have a damn fridge and it's cold as fuck cuz yeah, chug them 6:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, chug them to brave state him or not to mention him when they do that 6:42 Speaker 1 that everybody hands it down to you. Yeah, that's too. Yeah, 6:46 Speaker 1 the food, the drink, everything's getting handed down by 10 15 6:51 Speaker 1 people by the time it gets to you, there's been a thumb in your 6:53 Speaker 1 beer. There's at least been two fingers of swiped your, you 6:56 Speaker 1 know, your chili dog. It's just gross. Oh, yeah. I'm just 6:59 Speaker 1 getting like, yeah, by the time we get this, like no chili 7:00 Speaker 1 left, we're just taking a little little nap off the top. It's 7:03 Speaker 1 like, Oh, that's good, Martha. We should get one. Okay, we'll 7:05 Speaker 1 just wait for the other ones come through and we'll get the 7:06 Speaker 1 full hot dog fight. Also on this day back in 1977, the Kelly 7:12 Speaker 1 Barnes Dam, known as the Dakota Falls Dam, gave way in Georgia, unleashing a flood that killed 39 people. 7:19 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, that's got to be one of the oddest ways to go, right? 7:22 Speaker 1 You just die by a dam. 7:23 Speaker 1 I don't think you really die from drowning. 7:25 Speaker 1 I think it's just the force of the water and all the fucking trees and rubble coming down the hill that kills you, right? 7:29 Speaker 1 No, definitely be drowning. 7:31 Speaker 1 Really? 7:32 Speaker 1 I didn't think it would be. 7:32 Speaker 1 I thought it'd be. 7:36 Speaker 1 I thought it was just the force of the water. 7:37 Speaker 1 Like, how did Brandon, how did Brandon die? 7:40 Speaker 1 Well, he was a damn broke right near him and he got trapped under 100 feet of water. 7:47 Speaker 1 Oh, what killed him? 7:48 Speaker 1 What do you, he was, of course it's the water. 7:52 Speaker 1 You're going to drown if you're under all that much water. 7:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean, you just hold your breath and float to the top. 7:56 Speaker 1 I mean, if nothing were to hit you, I mean, you'd be okay. 7:59 Speaker 1 You can't float to the top. 8:00 Speaker 1 Haven't you ever seen that, uh, that, that there's a, there's a safety video that talks about 8:05 Speaker 1 when you go off a bridge or you go off a cliff in a car and you go under at night, you don't 8:10 Speaker 1 know which way is up. So you could swim down or you could swim up. You got a 50, 50 chance. 8:15 Speaker 1 So there's no way to know. So you're supposed to let out a couple bubbles and see which 8:19 Speaker 1 way they go. And then that's the way you go. But you if you're in a fricking washing machine, 8:25 Speaker 1 getting thrown all over the place, you're hitting red oaks and hitting lawn equipment. 8:30 Speaker 1 I mean, that's what's going to kill you though. I mean, I'm going to damn trees going to 8:33 Speaker 1 Knock down or a fucking chug concrete is gonna go through your chest 8:36 Speaker 1 I think what you're thinking of is like if you're like in deep water like you sink on a submarine or something 8:41 Speaker 1 Or you sink on a boat and you go really deep because it I can't remember what point 8:44 Speaker 1 It is that you don't become buoyant anymore 8:45 Speaker 1 But if you drive off a cliff and into a lake, I mean you're gonna float still 8:49 Speaker 1 I mean you're gonna come up. I don't I don't really feel like you're gonna have the opportunity to take like a deep breath 8:55 Speaker 1 You know you're just gonna be underwater before you know it 8:58 Speaker 1 So I mean that would suck either way, but if you 9:00 Speaker 1 So you do bring up an interesting point, because one of my biggest fears in life, especially 9:06 Speaker 1 after seeing that stupid movie, man, I don't even know the name of it. 9:09 Speaker 1 It was filmed in Thailand and it was about, or Thailand, Thailand. 9:14 Speaker 1 And it was, it was about that tsunami. 9:16 Speaker 1 And it was a true story about the tsunami and it had a couple big actors in it, but it 9:22 Speaker 1 was a true story about a family that were on the beach in like the Philippines or Thailand. 9:27 Speaker 1 And this tsunami comes through while they're just hanging out at the pool, but they had 9:30 Speaker 1 split up and the wife, I think, was cheating on the husband. 9:33 Speaker 1 So she was up in the bedroom, like trying to figure out a way to divorce him. 9:36 Speaker 1 One kid's in the pool, the other kid's on the deck, and the dad looks up and he sees 9:40 Speaker 1 this wave coming, right? 9:42 Speaker 1 And he doesn't know what do you do? 9:44 Speaker 1 So he grabbed one kid and the other one was in the pool when it happened. 9:47 Speaker 1 But that's what saved the kid's life is that he was, he went underwater in the pool when 9:51 Speaker 1 all that water went by. 9:53 Speaker 1 a dam, I feel like that would be worse, right? Because it's coming from high up. It's not 10:01 Speaker 1 just like a small, like I'm going to say a small way, but a 15 foot wave is nothing 10:05 Speaker 1 compared to a dam breaking. Those people probably didn't know what hit them, to be honest. 10:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know it was after heavy rain. So I was thinking at first, like maybe some of 10:13 Speaker 1 the water was seeped into the ground for it got down there, but the water, the ground was 10:16 Speaker 1 already saturated and the trees are probably the roots are loose. They're probably not going 10:19 Speaker 1 a bunch of trees down and smackcha. I mean, I guess, I mean, it's like a you got to time it right. 10:24 Speaker 1 Right. You want to be in the basement, but you got to get out before it floods like after a flood by 10:27 Speaker 1 you. And then you got to climb out of that bitch. And if you had scuba gear, I guess you'd probably 10:30 Speaker 1 best off it. It's 30 feet. It's 30, 30 feet down is when it transitions the negative buoyancy. So 10:38 Speaker 1 once you hit 30 feet, yeah, you got to figure out what's up and what's down. What if you let 10:42 Speaker 1 it what if you let an air bubble out? Does it still go up? Yeah. I mean, yeah, air rises. Okay. Well, 10:47 Speaker 1 I don't know you don't who said like 30 feet down. That's when the world changes 10:51 Speaker 1 No, and this says it goes left three feet and then declines at a 45 degree angle the air bubble does no 10:57 Speaker 1 It always comes up 10:59 Speaker 1 Okay, I was fucking with you. Sorry. I thought you were serious. I'm like what? Oh my god 11:03 Speaker 1 I gotta test that. How did we got to take the pool 30 feet deep? We gotta go to the Olympic swing pool over here 11:08 Speaker 1 I'm trying to see if there's anything anymore information on this this flood apparently there was 11:12 Speaker 1 was nine homes that got destroyed and 18 mobile homes. 11:17 Speaker 1 So they were mobile homes, but they were not boat homes. 11:19 Speaker 1 But I was always thinking also, like if you were, 11:22 Speaker 1 you know, because you just go like, 11:23 Speaker 1 if you had a boat outside, 11:24 Speaker 1 could you just like unstrave it from the trailer 11:25 Speaker 1 and just like sit on that bitch? 11:27 Speaker 1 I thought about that too. 11:28 Speaker 1 Like there's been like, I've always thought, 11:30 Speaker 1 if I knew a tsunami was coming and I got in my boat, 11:35 Speaker 1 could I just drive straight at it and I'd be okay? 11:37 Speaker 1 And even if I wasn't, 11:39 Speaker 1 if I didn't time it right, right? 11:40 Speaker 1 the wave crested and it like flipped me in my boat, I still feel like I'd be better off 11:46 Speaker 1 than on the beach. You know, even an upside down boat, I feel like you're still better 11:49 Speaker 1 off than on the beach because you can get inside like a little gully thing or galley. 11:53 Speaker 1 Oh, air pocket. Yeah, you know, and you just float, at least. So I feel like the trailer 11:59 Speaker 1 is going to really screw you on that. You're going to have to unhook from the trailer and 12:03 Speaker 1 then just hope that I'm just going to say yes. Yes, I'm going to say if you're in a boat and 12:07 Speaker 1 and you could hit by a broken dam. 12:10 Speaker 1 It grazes your chances survival by 5%. 12:13 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, I would think so, but I mean, also sometimes there's people that they'll put in like, 12:17 Speaker 1 if they go to a lake and they've got to get their trailer to like the lake, 12:20 Speaker 1 like an island or the other side of the lake, they don't feel like driving it. 12:22 Speaker 1 You can leave the trailer attached to the boat and just drive that fucker across the, 12:25 Speaker 1 across the way. It'll still hold it up because the trailers are pretty light. 12:28 Speaker 1 They're just aluminum, but in this situation, you probably want to disconnect 12:31 Speaker 1 or you might want to leave it on there that a little more support there on the bottom. 12:34 Speaker 1 So, you know, it's like ramen in the shit. 12:35 Speaker 1 Maybe I don't know. I just feel like either way you're gonna be taking on water 12:39 Speaker 1 But you don't have to live that long you just have to stay afloat long enough for it to get past you 12:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think what kills you is more like the sharks and the gators in the water and everything and like the Z 12:48 Speaker 1 No sharks into koa 12:51 Speaker 1 Probably not at the time but the Gators more likely but in Georgia. Oh, yeah, they find some every now and then like 12:57 Speaker 1 More than Georgia 12:59 Speaker 1 He's just paying on me their own vacation. I don't know 13:01 Speaker 1 Uh, could you imagine though, if you're at the top, you're in the lake and you're like fishing or something like, oh, yeah, 13:06 Speaker 1 we're gonna get a big one and then I think breaks in your side. Well, the level's getting really low. What the fuck's going on? 13:10 Speaker 1 That would be scary. I mean, but I think if you were in a powerboat, you could just face it the other way 13:16 Speaker 1 Put that thing to full throttle and you're okay. You're gonna get away from it 13:20 Speaker 1 It's not gonna put you over the fall. Depending on the kind of boat you got 13:22 Speaker 1 But what didn't we talk about something like that earlier this year's in like Nepal or something? 13:26 Speaker 1 And they like built a like a city at the bottom of this like valley and the dam broke also 13:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, that we watched the video of all those people dying. Oh, yeah, it was crazy 13:34 Speaker 1 It took out like their town hall all these people died and then there were people up on the on the side of the mountain 13:40 Speaker 1 That were videotaping it, you know like 13:44 Speaker 1 All of a sudden you started seeing the water rise rise rise and it got within like I don't know 20 feet of them 13:48 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden the camera drops and you see the dude running 13:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, and there's like people running back down the hill to get to the water 13:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would not live in a valley at the bottom or below a dam. Just that makes sense. Especially that one 13:59 Speaker 1 I'm talking about that one in where Saddam made that crazy motherfucker and they got to constantly pump and fucking concrete like hundreds of thousands of pounds a day or something crazy to keep that thing from busting and killing like millions of people below. 14:11 Speaker 1 Some make sense. I feel like at that point you just want to empty it and then empty it and then you just bust the dam and just let the water go where it wants to once it rains. 14:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. 14:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. 14:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. 14:21 Speaker 1 You do that in the Middle East though. 14:22 Speaker 1 I mean, I got a lot of desert. 14:23 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sure the water would like the sand would. 14:25 Speaker 1 I'm sure it would. 14:26 Speaker 1 I'm saying it takes a while to get that much water. So I don't think they want to just be like hey 14:31 Speaker 1 We're just gonna let this go, you know, oh you're saying they want to keep it. Yeah, it's been collecting for so long 14:36 Speaker 1 So I think they just need to figure out another way to pump it out somewhere safer. It's just a bad location 14:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I should build on limestone and sand shit use it on hold up there very well, but that's pretty much it for the day 14:47 Speaker 1 What happened let me see if there's anything else interesting not really I mean there's more Abe Lincoln news 14:52 Speaker 1 but we've been talking about him a lot. Jefferson Davis in 1861 was elected to a six year term as president of the Confederate States of America, you know, 14:59 Speaker 1 that Mount Rushmore of the South. So he did that. That was pretty cool back in the day for them. A lot of people don't like him nowadays, 15:06 Speaker 1 though, but I will say when you go to Pine Mountain last couple of times I went, there are black families to go there and they just take in the history, 15:11 Speaker 1 I guess. And they got a lot more fun stuff to do. I mean, the ladies of light show and they do the the Georgia, 15:16 Speaker 1 Georgia, the old mama, you know, the song they play that they do like an animated thing. Well, that's very Charles. That's very Charles, right? 15:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, and he likes Georgia and they play it there and he's cool with it. So maybe he didn't see anything 15:26 Speaker 1 So maybe don't know what's on the mountain up there. They just lie to him. They just tell him what he's got 15:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, you tell me right now 15:33 Speaker 1 What kind of mountain are you gonna be putting this laser light show together for it and tell me what what is the purpose? 15:40 Speaker 1 And they were like 15:42 Speaker 1 We're doing it mostly from Motown 15:45 Speaker 1 Pretty much to celebrate the black heritage and music. He's like, oh, that's good. That's good 15:49 Speaker 1 I love that. So he'd go every time and they'd be like, yeah, don't tell them. 15:54 Speaker 1 Put them over there on the mini golf. Let them go play mini golf. 15:58 Speaker 1 All right. Have you, but do you take your kids to pine mountain? They've ever been 16:01 Speaker 1 there? No, no, I'm never taking my kids to sell them. Oh, that's why you got to end 16:05 Speaker 1 up with a liberal daughter. Sorry. It's racist. It's not racist. You got to have a 16:09 Speaker 1 little bit of race in your history. I'm not going, I'm not taking my kids to a race, 16:12 Speaker 1 a racist place. It's fun though. It's got a lot of stuff to do. I'm just kidding. 16:16 Speaker 1 And it's funny though that you're like, yeah, he's telling the truth. 16:19 Speaker 1 No, I'd have been taking them there because I, for one, it's in Stone Mountain, Georgia. 16:23 Speaker 1 And I don't want to go to Stone Mountain where I have to. 16:24 Speaker 1 I work down there all the time and I know the people. 16:27 Speaker 1 I know it's not a good place to go. 16:30 Speaker 1 And I don't, you know, like my kids want to go to the zoo. 16:32 Speaker 1 Not doing that. 16:33 Speaker 1 You know, I have hard enough time at freaking six flags. 16:35 Speaker 1 I don't want to, I don't like those places. 16:37 Speaker 1 You can get a hell of a discount of the zoo if you have EBT though, which makes place 16:40 Speaker 1 first. 16:41 Speaker 1 You can. 16:42 Speaker 1 That's my bad. 16:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 16:44 Speaker 1 that field trips down there. 16:46 Speaker 1 Oh, he's like, God, man, I'm always scared. 16:49 Speaker 1 Either way, kids have all made it back, so they're good. 16:52 Speaker 1 All right, you ready for some birthdays? 16:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, what you got down to all? 16:54 Speaker 1 These are good ones because we can actually play a game 16:56 Speaker 1 with this, and we're gonna see how good you are. 16:58 Speaker 1 We're gonna know, we're gonna see if you're up on your, 17:00 Speaker 1 what's it called, pop culture. 17:02 Speaker 1 All right, you ready? 17:03 Speaker 1 Yep. 17:04 Speaker 1 This individual was born in 1946. 17:07 Speaker 1 She's an Oscar-winning actress that was best known 17:12 Speaker 1 for shocking audiences in the movie Forrest Gump with her rockis sex scene. 17:19 Speaker 1 Uh, Jenny? What? No, not Jenny. 17:24 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of both heads sex in there. Oh, it was the good one. 17:28 Speaker 1 Uh, that's sex and Forrest Gump. It's been a long time since I watched it. 17:32 Speaker 1 Was it a black panther involved? 17:35 Speaker 1 Why would black panther be involved? They were in that movie, you know, 17:38 Speaker 1 she was like part of the black panther group. No, it was. It was. 17:41 Speaker 1 That's where she got AIDS too. 17:43 Speaker 1 It was one of the most well known older actresses of our generation. 17:47 Speaker 1 And she was having sex in Forrest Gump. 17:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, it changed her. 17:50 Speaker 1 It changed me. 17:52 Speaker 1 Um, and she's born in 46. 17:55 Speaker 1 Damn. 17:55 Speaker 1 Um, this is, I don't think it's pop culture anymore. 17:59 Speaker 1 Um, all right. 18:01 Speaker 1 Well, she's 80 years old now in her name, Sally Field. 18:04 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. 18:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, she played the cat in Homer Bound. 18:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:07 Speaker 1 And she was in a and she said sassy. 18:10 Speaker 1 She played Sassy and Homer Bound. 18:11 Speaker 1 And she was in a Bert Reynolds movie. 18:15 Speaker 1 Fuck, why am I drawing a blank right here? 18:17 Speaker 1 Uh, the one where he did a lot. 18:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 18:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 18:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:23 Speaker 1 Well, she was old now and I liked it. 18:25 Speaker 1 She's 80. 18:26 Speaker 1 So congratulations to Sally Field. 18:28 Speaker 1 She wasn't that old and smoking the band. 18:30 Speaker 1 She only had a bin with her. 18:31 Speaker 1 I had to say she was that old. 18:33 Speaker 1 She's 80 today. 18:35 Speaker 1 Oh. 18:36 Speaker 1 I thought you'd say she was old in that movie. 18:37 Speaker 1 I thought that was her prime. 18:38 Speaker 1 All right, the next one. 18:39 Speaker 1 You should get this, because you keep up with these kind of movies. 18:43 Speaker 1 This star born in 1970, 18:46 Speaker 1 starred opposite of Denzel Washington and one of the greatest Denzel movies of 18:51 Speaker 1 all time training day. Who is it? 18:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God. What is wrong with you? How do you not know that? 19:00 Speaker 1 Oh, um, uh, see a white guy or a black guy? 19:04 Speaker 1 Did you even see the movie? It's been a long time. 19:07 Speaker 1 It was a white guy. It was a white guy. Oh, oh, so Viscer's alone. 19:14 Speaker 1 Robin De Niro, Ethan Hawk, Ethan Hawk, also known for dead poets, 19:18 Speaker 1 so dead poets, society and before trilogy, but before, but nobody cares about that. 19:24 Speaker 1 All right, this one you should get born in 1972. 19:26 Speaker 1 We actually talked about her last week. All right. 19:30 Speaker 1 She is in X-Men and she's one of the ones that were only the body paint. 19:36 Speaker 1 Jennifer Lawrence next one. Oh, fuck me. Um, Cassie Cassie. What are you talking about? 19:48 Speaker 1 I can't remember. You said Jennifer Lawrence with the with the blue suit with the mystique 19:52 Speaker 1 and that's only what I can think of now. She was born in 1972. She was in the original 19:56 Speaker 1 X-Men where she played the blue chick. Who is it? Halle Berry. Oh my God. Rebecca 20:03 Speaker 1 Romaine Stamos 20:05 Speaker 1 Backest Amos to mayor to John Stamos. Yes. What is what she is you? Okay. Okay. You should get this one. You should get this one 20:12 Speaker 1 This individual born in 20:15 Speaker 1 1955 20:16 Speaker 1 Calls herself a journalist and an author, but she's most well known for marrying 20:22 Speaker 1 Arnold Schwarzenegger 20:24 Speaker 1 Damn, I was going with Jane Doe at first. I mean a 20:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, Jane was it Jane Doe? 20:29 Speaker 1 Jane Goodall Jane Goodall my bad. 20:31 Speaker 1 The monkey lady. 20:32 Speaker 1 I love her. 20:33 Speaker 1 She married Arnold Schwarzenegger. 20:35 Speaker 1 I could tell you the fuck you married. 20:39 Speaker 1 Her dad was also John F Kennedy. 20:43 Speaker 1 Claire Kennedy? 20:44 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 20:47 Speaker 1 Rebecca Rebecca Kennedy. 20:50 Speaker 1 Maria Shriver Maria Shriver. 20:52 Speaker 1 How the boys are dad John F Kennedy? 20:53 Speaker 1 Her name is not fucking Kennedy. 20:54 Speaker 1 I'm not even convinced that's her dad. 20:56 Speaker 1 I just think they have a relationship. 20:57 Speaker 1 I don't really know the history behind that. 20:58 Speaker 1 Like, sexual? 20:59 Speaker 1 No, like, I think he's his daughter, 21:01 Speaker 1 but it might be his granddaughter, I don't know. 21:03 Speaker 1 Next, we're gonna leave that one hanging. 21:06 Speaker 1 This individual passed away in 2016. 21:10 Speaker 1 He was born in 1948. 21:11 Speaker 1 He was one of the founding members 21:14 Speaker 1 of the greatest band of all time, The Eagles. 21:18 Speaker 1 Who is it? 21:19 Speaker 1 Born in 1948, passed away in 2016. 21:23 Speaker 1 Phil Collins? 21:24 Speaker 1 No. 21:25 Speaker 1 I've been standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. 21:29 Speaker 1 He wrote that. 21:30 Speaker 1 Come on. 21:31 Speaker 1 He wrote that. 21:32 Speaker 1 I went to an Eagles concert one time. 21:33 Speaker 1 It was a rock amphitheater and it was a bunch of old people 21:35 Speaker 1 and they did not have any energy at all. 21:37 Speaker 1 And I knew one song. 21:38 Speaker 1 Uh, Jimmy Moore. 21:42 Speaker 1 Glenn Fry. 21:43 Speaker 1 Glenn Fry. 21:44 Speaker 1 And then the last one I'm going to give you 21:46 Speaker 1 because we don't care about Emma Stone was good. 21:48 Speaker 1 1988, she was in Malala Land, poor things in EZA. 21:52 Speaker 1 She's an Academy Award winner, by the way. 21:54 Speaker 1 the last, the last one and I'll be blown away if you get this. Who is before I tell you the 21:59 Speaker 1 date they were born. Have you ever heard of, because this is the according to this list, 22:05 Speaker 1 the fourth most well known person that was born today, who is Than Dewey Newton? 22:12 Speaker 1 And Dewey Newton. Um, it's a man. The Newton part makes me think a fig or someone smart. 22:21 Speaker 1 Um, and Dewey is a type of sausage. Uh, was he was he like the King of sausage? It wasn't 22:32 Speaker 1 a dude. It was a chick. Oh, was she a porn star? No, she was in, she was in Westworld. 22:40 Speaker 1 She's, she's again another Emmy award winning actress 22:44 Speaker 1 from Westworld. 22:45 Speaker 1 I know her from the movie Crash. 22:47 Speaker 1 It's a great movie. 22:48 Speaker 1 This is what she looks like. 22:49 Speaker 1 Come on. 22:50 Speaker 1 Whoa! 22:51 Speaker 1 Whoa! 22:52 Speaker 1 The action's on the court. 22:54 Speaker 1 And as the official beer sponsor of the NBA, 22:56 Speaker 1 Michelobe Ultra is getting fans closer to the game. 22:59 Speaker 1 With a chance to win courtside seats, 23:01 Speaker 1 merch, and more, visit MichelobeUltra.com 23:03 Speaker 1 slash courtside to enter. 23:04 Speaker 1 Michelobe Ultra Courtside 26 to 27, 23:06 Speaker 1 no purchase necessary. 23:07 Speaker 1 Opens US residents 21 plus. 23:09 Speaker 1 begins on October 1, 2026 and ends on June 30, 2027. 23:12 Speaker 1 Multiple entry periods. 23:13 Speaker 1 See official rules at makealoveultra.com 23:15 Speaker 1 slash quote-side for free entry, entry deadlines, 23:17 Speaker 1 prizes and details. 23:20 Speaker 1 Progressives accident response can contact emergency services 23:24 Speaker 1 if you're in a major accident. 23:25 Speaker 1 The only thing worse than someone you love 23:27 Speaker 1 being in an accident is not being able to help them. 23:30 Speaker 1 So progressive is here to help when you can't. 23:33 Speaker 1 So get peace of mind knowing your loved ones are protected 23:36 Speaker 1 with Progressives accident response. 23:38 Speaker 1 Learn more at Progressive.com. 23:40 Speaker 1 Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates, 23:42 Speaker 1 Limited Availability in California, 23:44 Speaker 1 drivers responsible for emergency and towing charges 23:46 Speaker 1 not covered by the policy, 23:47 Speaker 1 coverage subject to policy terms and conditions. 23:52 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I'm drawing a blank right here. 23:56 Speaker 1 All right, you gotta get out more, 23:57 Speaker 1 you gotta watch more movies. 23:58 Speaker 1 But anyway, those are your celebrity birthdays for this. 24:00 Speaker 1 Well, who was it? 24:01 Speaker 1 It's Dan Dewey Newton. 24:02 Speaker 1 That's who she is. 24:03 Speaker 1 I just showed you a picture of her. 24:05 Speaker 1 I thought you said that. 24:06 Speaker 1 Getting here right now? 24:07 Speaker 1 I thought you said she was like one of her stage names or something like that. 24:11 Speaker 1 It was a really. No, when I when I saw it, I thought she was related to Isaac Newton. 24:14 Speaker 1 That's why I was like that. 24:15 Speaker 1 That sounds like it's smart or fig. 24:16 Speaker 1 I've never heard of them doing Newton, but I didn't know that was her name, but yeah, 24:20 Speaker 1 that's her name. She was it. I have seen the movie crash because it had her and it had, um, 24:25 Speaker 1 the dude from the black list, um, the good, the main actor. 24:30 Speaker 1 He's he was in white castle with Susan Sarandon. Oh God. 24:34 Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about. 24:35 Speaker 1 Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Oh my God. No White Castle the movie White Castle and and it also had the the Black dude in it that is like a conspiracy theorist. 24:47 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me right now, dude? Oh, the guy that plays the Black guy and Captain America. 24:54 Speaker 1 Oh, I think I guess the one that got fired though. Oh, the the one yeah, the guy that always talks about how Game of Thrones made people want to do incest. 25:02 Speaker 1 I was wrong. It was actually Don Cheadle. It was the second one that there was Don Cheadle. Oh, 25:09 Speaker 1 Don Cheadle and God, who's the white guy though? I got up because the the white guy is the one that 25:17 Speaker 1 I thought for sure it was the dude from Blacklist. Have you ever seen this? 25:23 Speaker 1 White, a little white castle I've seen is Harold Wacumar go to white castle. That's a little 25:26 Speaker 1 So it's got a it's got a huge list of celebrities Sandra Bullock Don Cheadle Matt Dylan that might be the one thinking I'm not 25:33 Speaker 1 Dylan oh my god. It does have the other 25:36 Speaker 1 Captain America Karen's Howard. He's in it too. Oh that guy. Yeah. That's his name 25:40 Speaker 1 Non Cheadle and 25:42 Speaker 1 Karen's Howard are in this movie together. They're both Captain America. How weird is that? 25:47 Speaker 1 The first the the Hawk what are they first first watch a patriot and a patriot guy? That's what they call him. Yeah 25:54 Speaker 1 Jennifer Espacedo 25:56 Speaker 1 Brendan Frazier, Terence Hart, Chris Ludacris Bridges, 26:00 Speaker 1 Fandui Newton, Michael Pena, Lawrence Tate, and Ryan 26:06 Speaker 1 Philippi. Dude, that is a banging cast. You've got to watch 26:10 Speaker 1 it. You've never seen the movie crash? No, I've never seen 26:12 Speaker 1 that. I just like Brendan. This is what it looks like. You 26:14 Speaker 1 got to find it. Is it rated R? Oh, yeah. Oh, I love rated R 26:19 Speaker 1 movies. But yeah, it's pretty, pretty bad. Nice. Yeah, 26:23 Speaker 1 Brendan Frazier, the first, I was like one of the first 26:24 Speaker 1 actors I remember because our names are almost the same. 26:26 Speaker 1 We had like the same letters and the mummy was what he started in. 26:29 Speaker 1 I love that movie. 26:32 Speaker 1 I was like, dude, his name's Brendan and my name's Brandon and we got the same letters. 26:35 Speaker 1 He got really fat. 26:36 Speaker 1 We did for that movie, The Whale. 26:38 Speaker 1 I think he was already fat and I just made the movie because he was fat. 26:41 Speaker 1 You want to add another hundred pounds, man? 26:45 Speaker 1 We'd love just to eat and do a sausage and fig mutis. 26:47 Speaker 1 But all right, if you're listening to our head radio podcast, we're spot 26:51 Speaker 1 to find out. 26:52 Speaker 1 Be sure to lose the five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. 26:54 Speaker 1 and we see how doing it out of time. 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Get all the information on the show as well as the merch store, the microdrammy runs for us. 27:22 Speaker 1 on 27:38 Speaker 1 get your hat shirt hoodie pencils coffee mug something we appreciated proceeds to go to Germany and he likes that so do we 27:45 Speaker 1 have the event coming up December 13th at Indio Brewing one to 6 p.m. It's going to be a great time if you guys want to go there and check it out beforehand. 27:53 Speaker 1 Tell me from the day that oh show where you listen and they'll give you a free beer and they got great deals on wings all the time and it seems like a very lively brewery. 28:00 Speaker 1 Um various panic though so you get to learn new language up there you might see Neil Seethall like I said we're gonna play a game of spot Jose and Edwin and when claims gonna be wearing a blonde wig up there so he might blend in with the other listeners. 28:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they had that. 28:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, Michael Germany's on the stream right now because he texted me and said I need all 28:16 Speaker 1 the details. 28:17 Speaker 1 So the only details that Brandon missed is that we are going to be doing a live recording 28:21 Speaker 1 of the show from one to two at two o'clock. 28:24 Speaker 1 We're going to have the talent show portion come in. 28:27 Speaker 1 We're going to have a couple celebrity judges out there. 28:30 Speaker 1 Talent show is going to go until about four or five o'clock. 28:32 Speaker 1 Then at that point, we have live music. 28:35 Speaker 1 The band's name will be given to Michael Germany. 28:37 Speaker 1 He's going to put that on the poster. 28:38 Speaker 1 We are going to have a few giveaways, some raffles, just for fun. 28:42 Speaker 1 probably have, well, I'm not saying probably we will. 28:45 Speaker 1 We'll have a charity out there that we can get, you know, 28:47 Speaker 1 raise a little bit of money for and we'll get them on. 28:50 Speaker 1 And the last thing, oh, oh, the biggest part of this thing. 28:54 Speaker 1 It's a brewery, but this is the first time me and Brandon have done this, I think. 28:58 Speaker 1 It's a brewery that has an open bar, like a full open bar. 29:02 Speaker 1 And did we have that at New Realm? 29:03 Speaker 1 I don't think we did, did we? 29:04 Speaker 1 Oh, no, we did because Josh Gibbs kept buying the shots. 29:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what you think the open bar is, but it's not open. 29:09 Speaker 1 You have to pay for the drink. 29:10 Speaker 1 No, no, no, I mean, not an open bar. 29:11 Speaker 1 I know Michael Germany's put it on the poster open bar courtesy of the Daily Dojo. 29:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, so not open bar. You do have to buy it, but it is a full bar. So you get liquor up there and get liquored up and do whatever you want. But just try not to do anything too illegal. 29:28 Speaker 1 But Mad Dog will be there though for consultation. 29:31 Speaker 1 All right, we'll go and get into what the check. 29:34 Speaker 1 What the check. 29:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 29:37 Speaker 1 What the chug? Yeah, you wanna chuck me? Chuck me real hard. Chuck me! Chuck me! Chuck me! Chuck me! 29:44 Speaker 1 I'm full of chug! Oh, chug! Chuck it real good. What the chug? 29:52 Speaker 1 DJ in the chug. Alright, so this was, like I said, I put this thing together for Manny, because he's usually good at these type of things, but he's not on. 30:01 Speaker 1 So I'm going to give it to Brandon anyway, because I do want to know what you say because I thought about this long and hard today 30:07 Speaker 1 I can't really come up with the right answer, but I think hearing you kind of 30:11 Speaker 1 Kick this around will help me 30:14 Speaker 1 Make my decision. So here we go. All right once I find it. It's right here. It went somewhere. What happened? There we go 30:21 Speaker 1 All right Brandon if I gave you the power and you had to make a decision you can't just say everything's perfect the way it is 30:28 Speaker 1 But you had to change the male anatomy. 30:35 Speaker 1 And the only way you could do it is to give men one more of something. 30:41 Speaker 1 And it has to be external. 30:42 Speaker 1 So you can't say, I'm going to give them an extra kidney or I'm going to give them an 30:48 Speaker 1 extra, you know, liver. 30:49 Speaker 1 It's got to be external. 30:51 Speaker 1 What would you give them one extra of? 30:53 Speaker 1 What body part? 30:54 Speaker 1 Oh, um, I'm always in situations where I wish I had another hand. 30:58 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think about where I put the hand, you know, I don't know where I could put it at. 31:02 Speaker 1 Sometimes I use my head to hold things up or I use my head to hold my body up when I'm doing stuff. 31:07 Speaker 1 Like my hands are occupied and I'm like deep down in a hole or an engine bay 31:10 Speaker 1 or if I'm plugging shit in. I'm thinking of a hand. I mean, obviously, you know, 31:16 Speaker 1 check by thinking of a penis so you can do like double penetration all the time. 31:21 Speaker 1 One in the butt and the purse, but that would be, oh man. And then, and then if yeah, 31:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. If you had two though and you got someone that didn't want to do anal, the other guy 31:30 Speaker 1 just like left out all the time poor guy. We had to swap out. Let's find a big end. Then 31:35 Speaker 1 you could jump, you know, jam both of them in the same hole. But I'm thinking, I mean, 31:45 Speaker 1 thinking of hand or guys are typically like very aware of their surroundings. So maybe 31:49 Speaker 1 like another eyeball in the back of your head, but then you had to like shave a spot on your 31:52 Speaker 1 head if you had hair, or you couldn't wear a hat. That's sucking a lot of these wear hats. 31:57 Speaker 1 I'm thinking I'm going to go with the. 32:01 Speaker 1 I think I'm going to go with another. 32:03 Speaker 1 I'm going to go with another hand. 32:04 Speaker 1 You're such a jerk, man. 32:06 Speaker 1 What? 32:07 Speaker 1 Because you're making this decision and then tomorrow every guy's going to wake up 32:10 Speaker 1 with an extra hand. 32:11 Speaker 1 You know, I'm pissed. 32:12 Speaker 1 People are going to be not with them to buy an extra glove. 32:15 Speaker 1 How were you going to put the hand? 32:17 Speaker 1 There's no good place to put it. 32:19 Speaker 1 Well, I thought I'm thinking of like maybe on your, maybe on your head, I would think 32:22 Speaker 1 probably good. 32:23 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 32:25 Speaker 1 And women are staying the same at this point. 32:27 Speaker 1 So 32:28 Speaker 1 Every man is gonna wake up tomorrow with a hand just sticking out of his forehead like a rooster 32:32 Speaker 1 Uh, I mean that could for the domestic violence people that probably helped because they get a holder with the head on their head 32:38 Speaker 1 The hand on their head and just why am well, but uh, so you probably see a lot more domestic violence cases 32:44 Speaker 1 Which probably wouldn't be good before when it came to fighting that would be very interesting 32:48 Speaker 1 No, like UFC yeah two hands locked at the top 32:50 Speaker 1 We'll just whack it on each other, but you don't have an arm on it. You just have a hand can do anything 32:54 Speaker 1 anything. You got whole stuff up there. You hold like a flashlight or like a camera and 32:58 Speaker 1 you just like walk around with it. I mean, what are you? Are you taking a penis? You 33:01 Speaker 1 want another wiener? I was, I'm really, I was really leaning to it because I've seen this. 33:06 Speaker 1 I seen a video the other day where this guy had his tongue split and it was split right 33:11 Speaker 1 down the middle and he could take his tongue and do this with it and like flip it around 33:16 Speaker 1 and twirl it and like grab things with his tongue. How cool did it be to have two tongues? 33:22 Speaker 1 I think we're a mouth. It was probably choked man. I mean, we're gonna put it. It's gonna become from the top 33:27 Speaker 1 Or is it gonna become from like on top of your other tongue and then you got like you got like crevices in there? 33:31 Speaker 1 You gotta just 33:33 Speaker 1 No, I feel like you would come from the top it would come from like the roof 33:36 Speaker 1 So like you would have the one on the bottom that's fastened to the bottom of your mouth 33:39 Speaker 1 And you have another tongue on top that's fastened to the top of your mouth 33:44 Speaker 1 And you can stick your tongues out and like you know like you'd just be like like this all right 33:48 Speaker 1 Like you, you could suck on things and be cool. 33:52 Speaker 1 And then you could get like the bread and peanut butter stuck on the roof of your mouth 33:54 Speaker 1 off easier. 33:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, because it'd be stuck to your upper tongue. 33:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that. 33:58 Speaker 1 I also like how you're hoodie right now. 33:59 Speaker 1 Looks like you got a dew rag on as well. 34:01 Speaker 1 Okay. 34:02 Speaker 1 No, do it again. 34:03 Speaker 1 Let's go. 34:04 Speaker 1 No, I'm not doing that. 34:05 Speaker 1 All right. 34:06 Speaker 1 Next question, which it's not far from that one. 34:07 Speaker 1 So now that every man in America has a hand on top of his head, thanks to Brandon, you 34:14 Speaker 1 You have to make the same decision, but what would you add to the female anatomy? 34:19 Speaker 1 Oh, I remember that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he goes to the, uh, which I'm going 34:23 Speaker 1 to call it the red planet. 34:24 Speaker 1 Total recall. 34:25 Speaker 1 She had three boobs. 34:26 Speaker 1 I was like, Oh my God. 34:27 Speaker 1 Apparently that's like a, there's like a rare rarity that women have three boobs. 34:31 Speaker 1 That's like a unibob to that's very odd. 34:34 Speaker 1 We're like connected and they move at the same time. 34:36 Speaker 1 The three, the three things not real. 34:37 Speaker 1 I'm googled that thing for hours. 34:39 Speaker 1 It's not real. 34:40 Speaker 1 I can only find the one on Total Recall and the Alien Chick. 34:43 Speaker 1 Um, three boobs or, um, you know, you also have a second vagina case. 34:50 Speaker 1 The first one gets worn out. 34:51 Speaker 1 You know, we talked about that before. 34:54 Speaker 1 Then we talked about that before. 34:55 Speaker 1 If you got two of them, you know, one of them, she just goes and sluts yourself 34:58 Speaker 1 out there in her college years and that one gets blown out and then you got the other one. 35:01 Speaker 1 So you have like one for like casual and they'd have one for like, you know, once 35:05 Speaker 1 you find the love of your life, you know, that'd be like a brand new one for you. 35:08 Speaker 1 You have two extras. 35:09 Speaker 1 Then whenever you get married you get so the other one up 35:15 Speaker 1 Closing that mind down that mind is condemned that thing's seen a lot. Oh 35:20 Speaker 1 My god, um 35:23 Speaker 1 Okay, um 35:26 Speaker 1 Immediately, I mean I'm going to recall with you. I'm there 90% of the way the only thing that makes it 35:34 Speaker 1 See look that's where the third hand comes in handy if you get to do three boots and you can grab all three at the same time 35:39 Speaker 1 I'm not. 35:40 Speaker 1 Or you put one in your mouth. 35:41 Speaker 1 The one up here is like, yeah. 35:43 Speaker 1 You pull it out of the way. 35:45 Speaker 1 That's the only time it's going to be handy ever. 35:49 Speaker 1 Maybe another mouth. 35:51 Speaker 1 Well, I didn't go with the two penises. 35:54 Speaker 1 So what are you going to do with the other mouth? 35:58 Speaker 1 But see, that's the problem, right? 35:59 Speaker 1 Is there going to be talking twice as much? 36:01 Speaker 1 You don't want that. 36:02 Speaker 1 If anything, you want half a mouth. 36:05 Speaker 1 I'm gonna, I'm gonna give them the tongue as well. 36:09 Speaker 1 Two tongues? I can't do that. 36:10 Speaker 1 Why would we both have, then we're back to, we're back to a draw. 36:13 Speaker 1 That makes no sense. 36:13 Speaker 1 What do you think of four tongues in a mouth, man? 36:15 Speaker 1 When you're like, make it out. You're gonna choke to death. 36:20 Speaker 1 That's like, that would be awesome. 36:22 Speaker 1 If you had four tongues, like it's like some aliens. 36:25 Speaker 1 You're doing like scissoring right now. 36:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't, I don't know why that would just, I think that'd be really, 36:30 Speaker 1 really cool to do that. So I'm, I'm going to stick with that. 36:33 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say nine would be going crazy though and let's be probably have a lot more lesbians out there. Oh my god 36:38 Speaker 1 And think about that. Yeah, you're giving them. We're giving them a whole nother weapon to use. Yeah 36:44 Speaker 1 All right, I'm going back to boob total recall total recall. All right, so now the three hit the handle the head makes sense 36:49 Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah, good job, man. All right. Well, I wish Manny could have been a part of that that was all for him 36:53 Speaker 1 And I knew he would have something good. What do you think Manny would have said since he's not here? 36:57 Speaker 1 Let's just put words in the mouth. Oh, I think he would have said he probably would have won another wiener or likely 37:05 Speaker 1 And for women he'd have been like, 37:07 Speaker 1 um, another brain. 37:09 Speaker 1 Oh. 37:09 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, maybe, or he probably would have said something like, 37:14 Speaker 1 uh, I feel like maybe he's got like a belly button, 37:16 Speaker 1 and it should maybe like a second belly button. 37:18 Speaker 1 Ooh, or feet. 37:19 Speaker 1 Because like people, or you know what, you could, 37:21 Speaker 1 I mean, he'd be, he'd say something lame, like a toe. 37:23 Speaker 1 You know, like I'd give him an extra toe. 37:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I guess if you're like, 37:27 Speaker 1 had like five, four toes on one foot, you probably like, 37:30 Speaker 1 those people would be like, yes, I got another toe. 37:32 Speaker 1 I'm free. 37:33 Speaker 1 Then all the other people that already have the normal 37:35 Speaker 1 What population what you what part of the u.s. Population only has four toes on one foot 37:41 Speaker 1 There's no way that number doesn't exist nobody knows that number 37:45 Speaker 1 There's 300 and something million people in this country 37:48 Speaker 1 They have to at least only nine toes 37:52 Speaker 1 maybe you're talking 37:54 Speaker 1 500 people have nine toes in the entire u.s. Oh 37:58 Speaker 1 Damn they don't really track that 38:00 Speaker 1 Um, people with nine toes typically have lost one due to trauma, medical amputation. 38:05 Speaker 1 Um, uh, in contrast, a congenital extra did extra digits having 11 to why the fuck are 38:11 Speaker 1 we counting? 38:12 Speaker 1 Someone has 11 and not nine. 38:13 Speaker 1 That makes no sense. 38:14 Speaker 1 Uh, effect roughly one in every 500 to 1000 live births. 38:18 Speaker 1 So then I'm counting the dead ones that come out either. 38:20 Speaker 1 Um, do you want to read something crazy? 38:22 Speaker 1 Look at the number of people in the US and have a third nipple. 38:26 Speaker 1 It's crazy prevalent and people don't even know they have it. 38:29 Speaker 1 Some people think it's a mole, or they just think it's like some birthmark. 38:32 Speaker 1 It's a nipple man. 38:33 Speaker 1 And they can be all over. 38:34 Speaker 1 They can be on your belly. 38:36 Speaker 1 They can be all the different places. 38:37 Speaker 1 People don't really have nipples. 38:38 Speaker 1 So it's really nuts. 38:40 Speaker 1 Researchers estimate about 200,000 people living in the US have one or more extra nipples. 38:45 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 38:46 Speaker 1 But does it serve any, well, I guess for a man, it doesn't serve any purpose. 38:48 Speaker 1 But for a woman, is that like an extra like milk port? 38:51 Speaker 1 No, I don't think it's not connected to the machine, but it definitely is there. 38:56 Speaker 1 Because, so Megan has like a mole, 39:01 Speaker 1 like right on her side. 39:03 Speaker 1 And I always like, like rub it and I'll be like, 39:06 Speaker 1 not your third net ball. 39:07 Speaker 1 And she gets all mad at me. 39:08 Speaker 1 She's like, God, oh my God, that's funny. 39:10 Speaker 1 You know, whatever. 39:11 Speaker 1 You never seen the milk come out of there though? 39:12 Speaker 1 No, no, it's not real. 39:14 Speaker 1 It's not real. 39:15 Speaker 1 I don't really think that. 39:16 Speaker 1 But I just think that nipples are way more common 39:20 Speaker 1 than toes being added or missing. 39:25 Speaker 1 I'd say nipples are the most common oddity or malfunction or I don't know disfigurement that we face as the 39:32 Speaker 1 Americans well, no, this kind of got me thinking about the oddest facts about people in the US also 39:37 Speaker 1 So as we know not you or me but a lot of other people people have a pet spending obsession 39:42 Speaker 1 So Americans spend X amount of dollars a year on their pets often treating them with gourmet foods elaborate birthday parties and 39:48 Speaker 1 and specialize in insurance. 39:50 Speaker 1 What do you think that that dollar figure is a year 39:52 Speaker 1 that people spend on their pets? 39:54 Speaker 1 On average? 39:55 Speaker 1 This is just how much Americans, 39:57 Speaker 1 I guess they add up all Americans on what they spend. 39:59 Speaker 1 Okay, are we including that visits 40:02 Speaker 1 and surgeries and all that crap? 40:04 Speaker 1 This just says gourmet foods elaborate birthday parties 40:07 Speaker 1 and specialized insurance. 40:09 Speaker 1 I'm guessing if they're doing all that, 40:10 Speaker 1 they probably are also taking them to the vet 40:12 Speaker 1 at like a, you know, actual time, not just like, 40:15 Speaker 1 like I said, whenever I get a dog back in the day, 40:16 Speaker 1 we take them one time. 40:17 Speaker 1 All right, buddy. That's your one doctor visit and you just got to figure out for yourself. I would say $10,000 40:23 Speaker 1 No, all of Americans together 40:25 Speaker 1 All Americans together. Yeah. Yeah, what's the economy of pet people spending stuff on their pet? 40:33 Speaker 1 Well, I'm doing a little math here because I'm just gonna say in the United States 40:37 Speaker 1 Let's say 75 million people have a pet 40:42 Speaker 1 And then times that by 10,000 40:44 Speaker 1 I'm going to say 7.5 ELL whatever that means error. 40:52 Speaker 1 I'm going to say that's an air. But yeah, seven, let's say seven, seven million. 40:58 Speaker 1 Oh my God. All right. Times that by a hundred and 70 billion dollars. People. I think this 41:05 Speaker 1 said 7.5 billion is what I'm looking at right now. So I was probably that I thought that 41:09 Speaker 1 just seemed high. You're fucking calculate. I can't tell you a billion. What if I calculated 41:13 Speaker 1 It's a freaking phone, dude. I don't know. 41:16 Speaker 1 I can count and Billy Chuck's got it set to numbers up to a hundred. 41:20 Speaker 1 Look, what did I just put in here? I put seven, seven, 75 million, right? This is 75 million, correct? 41:28 Speaker 1 Yes. 41:29 Speaker 1 Okay. Times 10,000. This is what it comes up with. 41:35 Speaker 1 The action's on the court and as the official beer sponsor of the NBA, 41:42 Speaker 1 Michelobe Ultra is getting fans closer to the game. 41:44 Speaker 1 With a chance to win courtside seats, merch and more, visit MichelobeUltra.com slash 41:49 Speaker 1 courtside to enter Michelobe Ultra Courtside 26-27. 41:52 Speaker 1 No purchase necessary opens if US residents 21 plus begins on October 1st, 41:55 Speaker 1 2026 and ends on June 30th, 2027. 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Mine actually just tells you the fucking number. 42:42 Speaker 1 that makes that's so so weird. I'm just 750 billion. So yeah, you're uh wait no that's 42:48 Speaker 1 yeah 750 billion. Yeah, no you're you're a little over there a little over there. That's quite a 42:52 Speaker 1 trillion dollars. This one's kind of crazy. The US consumes around uh x uh million pounds of peanut 42:59 Speaker 1 butter every year. How many how much peanut butter do you do you think Americans eat a year and 43:04 Speaker 1 in pals. So my family alone goes through a jiffy large like container a month. So we go 43:13 Speaker 1 through about 10 to 12 of those a year. I'm going to say that we're pre averaging that, 43:18 Speaker 1 but I'm going to say there's a lot of people that don't eat peanut butter like people that 43:21 Speaker 1 are upper class or rich. But I want to say the lower class people eat twice as much as 43:26 Speaker 1 me. So I'm going to say, I'm going to say how many people are how many how many pounds 43:32 Speaker 1 you said pounds of peanut butter every year that the US consumes 1.2 billion. Oh, 43:38 Speaker 1 you're close 700 million pounds of peanut butter every year, which averages out to over 43:43 Speaker 1 160 bowls or a hundred and sixty servants per person. That's pretty crazy. That's probably 43:49 Speaker 1 about what y'all are doing, right? No, God, no, I'm not eating 160 servings per person 43:54 Speaker 1 a year. Um, I mean, how many servers are you having a peanut butter and jay sandwich every 43:59 Speaker 1 three days. I've been having one about every day. You don't still do that. Okay. See, you're the one that's trumping my numbers up. 44:06 Speaker 1 Well, so if, you know, a peanut butter sandwich, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich a day, you know, they're pretty healthy for you, depending on what kind of serving you got. But the serving is two servings, two tablespoons, which is one serving. So I guess I would eat 365, you know, so if you want every other day, you're about at 160. 44:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I don't I mean I put it on I very rarely do a peanut butter jelly sandwich 44:28 Speaker 1 Usually I do oh man 44:29 Speaker 1 It's the best is a piece of toast and then you immediately put peanut butter on it when it comes out of the toaster 44:34 Speaker 1 And then you drizzle honey on it. Oh, yeah 44:38 Speaker 1 So almost a PB and J you're just each the half of that and PB and honey 44:41 Speaker 1 Okay, yes 44:44 Speaker 1 No, you know I there for a while I did it every day now. I'm once a week once a week 44:49 Speaker 1 maybe I get I get I get I get bored of breakfasts so I do toaster strudel and then I'll go to that and then I'll do cereal and then 44:55 Speaker 1 Megan will make me a breakfast burrito and then she'll yell at me. So, you know, I just changed up 45:00 Speaker 1 All right, so this is a I'm a see if you can guess this city if you get close to it. I'll give it to you 45:06 Speaker 1 There's a city in the US a tiny town established largely as a necropolis for this major city 45:14 Speaker 1 the population of deceased residents out numbers 45:17 Speaker 1 they're living by roughly 1,000 to one. 45:20 Speaker 1 What city in America do you think there are 1,000 more people 45:23 Speaker 1 to one living person? 45:24 Speaker 1 Okay, well tell me again what you said with Necro. 45:28 Speaker 1 Necropollus, it just means like a, 45:30 Speaker 1 instead of a metropolitan area where there's a lot 45:33 Speaker 1 of living people, it's essentially saying 45:34 Speaker 1 this is, there's more dead people than they are living. 45:37 Speaker 1 For every one living person, 45:38 Speaker 1 there are 1,000 dead people in this city. 45:41 Speaker 1 I think I know the answer to it actually. 45:43 Speaker 1 I got an is it is it a is it a major city? 45:47 Speaker 1 Yes, I 45:49 Speaker 1 Must say New Orleans. Oh 45:51 Speaker 1 No, not quite. I'll give you two more guesses. Um, it's left left of New Orleans 45:57 Speaker 1 There's no way it's El Paso a little more left. Oh god like really left 46:07 Speaker 1 And geography geographically San Diego oh so close San Francisco 46:12 Speaker 1 So they they created a town called coma California 46:15 Speaker 1 And it's a tiny town established just for all the people that die in San Francisco and the people in that city 46:21 Speaker 1 Like say the dead outweigh them 1,000 to 1 so it's just a city of people that just I guess just lived there 46:27 Speaker 1 There's a few hundred probably and they just maintain all these graveyards and these cemeteries 46:30 Speaker 1 Which that's gotta be really fucking depressing, but really cool at Halloween. No, I wouldn't I wouldn't drink the water 46:37 Speaker 1 They probably get the water shipped in more likely 46:39 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, man, because I think all that stuff soaks into the soil and then it ends up in your drinking water. There's no way it doesn't 46:45 Speaker 1 Let me see here. If there's anything else good here, you know what Tara PBJ's are awesome. Okay. Oh 46:53 Speaker 1 Judgment to so judgmental about now. I mean you like you like them made up sports and you hate PB and J's. What's going on here? Come on now 47:02 Speaker 1 Let's see if there's anything else anything else interesting out of nearly 47:09 Speaker 1 Just just because you're up there. How many? 47:11 Speaker 1 How much what's the what's the midget population looking like in the US right now? 47:14 Speaker 1 Just so we know it. I just want to make sure I got my facts straight when people try to tell us 47:18 Speaker 1 Oh, you can't have them at the event because it's disrespectful if they may have if they have a huge population 47:24 Speaker 1 It's not disrespect more anymore. It's like telling a white guy you can't walk in okay, but if there's only seven of them 47:30 Speaker 1 Then maybe I agree are they endangered yet? That's right. Um 47:33 Speaker 1 Um, let's see here. Uh, so there are an estimated 30,000 to 65,000 people with dwarfism living 47:39 Speaker 1 in the United States. 47:40 Speaker 1 That's like a unicorn. So when you see one at the beach or something, you're like, it's 47:44 Speaker 1 like seeing a unicorn. Uh, yeah, but they actually they came up with a new, you know, 47:49 Speaker 1 they apparently the same midget is widely considered offensive by the community, uh, 47:53 Speaker 1 preferred and respectful terms and co include little person or you call them LP. What up 47:57 Speaker 1 LP? And I apparently they like that a whole lot better than door for, uh, okay. So if there's 48:02 Speaker 1 there's 30,000 if there's 30,000 LPs out there. How many professional athletes are in the United 48:09 Speaker 1 States taking in all the sports, not including the WNBA, all the sports professional athletes 48:16 Speaker 1 are there in the US? Okay, let's see. How do you people not fucking count this damn it? 48:22 Speaker 1 And major men's and women's sports teams. There are roughly five to 10,000 active players 48:27 Speaker 1 to make it a living compensation from their sport. 48:31 Speaker 1 For the, there's 1,696 NFL players, 1,200 MLB players, roughly, these are rough numbers 48:38 Speaker 1 and 450 NBA players. 48:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, so they're, you know, I'm going with this, right? 48:44 Speaker 1 There's, we, we idolize NFL or professional sports players more than midgets. 48:50 Speaker 1 Well, no, I'm saying if there's 30,000 little people out there, right? 48:56 Speaker 1 10,000 active professional athletes. And I'm sure we could come up with 20,000 additional 49:03 Speaker 1 retired professional athletes, right? That's 30,000 or 30,000. If you saw a professional 49:12 Speaker 1 athlete at the beach, at the airport, out with your family, you might go get a picture with them, 49:18 Speaker 1 right? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Following you. 49:21 Speaker 1 So why is it disrespectful to do it with an LP? I mean, if there's only 30,000 of them, 49:25 Speaker 1 It's like you it's like spot in like an endangered rhino, you know, I mean, I just don't know why we treat it so odd, you know, that if we ask him for a picture, you know, or if we ask him for a little autograph. 49:38 Speaker 1 and 50:01 Speaker 1 say here is that disrespectful to us asking a little person for a picture just because of their height is generally considered disrespectful objective 50:10 Speaker 1 an LP run for office. Let me look it up has a I don't think I don't think they can because 50:15 Speaker 1 their lifespans are so short. Ever. No, it's true. It's true. They have shorter lifespans. 50:24 Speaker 1 Yes, individuals with shorter stature at doorfism have run for political office, but they cannot 50:28 Speaker 1 see him over the podium. That's not true. Robert Wright, the former US labor secretary 50:34 Speaker 1 and economist who stands four feet 10 and a half inches tall due to genetic condition 50:39 Speaker 1 called Fairbanks disease ran in the 2002 democratic primary for governor of Massachusetts. So I 50:45 Speaker 1 guess he didn't win. No, they didn't think he could live up to the god. 50:49 Speaker 1 Terrace and their lifespans not shorter. Yes, it is Tara. Every. Okay, look it up. How 50:55 Speaker 1 long do midges live on average? It's probably half the time they get a little hard depends 51:02 Speaker 1 on their their shit they got wrong with them. Acro droplasia. People generally have a near 51:09 Speaker 1 normal or slightly reduced life expectancy on average the lifespan is about 10 years less 51:13 Speaker 1 than the general population around 61 years mainly due to potential cardiovascular respiratory 51:18 Speaker 1 or spinal complications. However, with modern medical care, many individuals live well into 51:22 Speaker 1 their 70s, 80s or beyond. 51:24 Speaker 1 When was the last time you saw a little person with a cane? 51:27 Speaker 1 I don't know maybe they grow up at some point. Um, primordial dwarfism, uh, a rare form or individuals burn very small 51:34 Speaker 1 This type is associated with a significant short life expectancy and most individuals do not live past the age 30 due to associated medical and developmental challenges 51:42 Speaker 1 So dude, if you're a dwarf born in 1750, I mean, you probably lasted to like eight years old, right? 51:48 Speaker 1 Well, you know, it's crazy is don't don't giants have that same issue like like really tall people 51:53 Speaker 1 They do like windy's gonna die early because your body can't your heart can't handle it with all that like like 7 to 51:59 Speaker 1 Your heart's like I'm out dude. I think they got really low blood pressure 52:03 Speaker 1 They like because the heart can't be doing all that and yeah pressure's not up and then like short people they've got like 52:08 Speaker 1 High blood pressure I would imagine because it's just they get nowhere to go. He's got like flying through there 52:12 Speaker 1 Just flying he's got like 52:15 Speaker 1 You just got to bleed it off every day. You know bleed off some blood. They probably got bats of blood down there 52:18 Speaker 1 I wonder if I know this is a I'm not trying to be mean 52:22 Speaker 1 I wonder if little people have the same amount of points of blood as we do 52:27 Speaker 1 Well, we have what we have we have nine or eight we look this up before do 52:33 Speaker 1 digits have 52:35 Speaker 1 Blood 52:37 Speaker 1 Do little people have less blood? Yes smaller and shorter people generally have less total blood and larger people because blood volume scales with body size and weight 52:45 Speaker 1 and average. They can bleed out from a paper cut. I think so. An average healthy adult has about 65 to 80 milliliters of blood per kilogram, which usually totals four to four and a half to five and a half liters. 52:58 Speaker 1 Smaller people roughly eight percent less. That's almost a percent less. They think that's about to explode. That's crazy though. It's only eight percent less, but they're 50 percent smaller. It's wild. 53:09 Speaker 1 Don't know if they're 50% I mean I guess 410s to cut off and there's not a lot of 53:14 Speaker 1 Those I told you my sister's for 10. I'm not I'm not cuz she's not a little person 53:18 Speaker 1 I mean she's not she's small, but she's not little person not little person 53:21 Speaker 1 You should start center like like think that you would send a little people 53:24 Speaker 1 I'm really that up real quick and we'll move on. What do you send a little person on their birthday stool? 53:30 Speaker 1 little person 53:32 Speaker 1 Give card to baby gap. Oh, I bet they're closer a lot cheaper. Um, I'll fuck you 53:39 Speaker 1 Focus on who they are as an individual, but like they're short. I people are gonna bring that up 53:45 Speaker 1 Hey tiny Christmas trees 53:50 Speaker 1 Send a birthday cake in their terms a cupcake or get a homemade dessert box 53:56 Speaker 1 Food baskets from services like gold belly, what the fuck is that just four short people? I don't know 54:02 Speaker 1 High-end lounge where but I don't know if they make it for a little people like that. I don't know where you find that but 54:07 Speaker 1 All right. Anyway, I was thinking I was thinking tricycle, but they probably like it's got to be cheaper to be a little person, right? 54:14 Speaker 1 I mean, you watch that movie down size. You ever seen that one with a meth? 54:17 Speaker 1 I think I did the clip keeps coming up where where he gets done getting downsized and his wife calls him and she's like, I'm so sorry. 54:26 Speaker 1 They shaved my head and then they shave my eyebrow and he's like, where are you? She's like the airport. 54:33 Speaker 1 And so she like left him. 54:35 Speaker 1 That was a great movie. 54:37 Speaker 1 Would you do that? 54:38 Speaker 1 Would you downsize like that? 54:39 Speaker 1 Like if somebody said that you could do it for $10,000, but you'd live as a millionaire, 54:42 Speaker 1 but you only be five inches tall. 54:44 Speaker 1 Would you do it? 54:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:46 Speaker 1 I was kind of worried about like that scene where on the boat, who you seen the movie? 54:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, I've seen it a couple times. 54:50 Speaker 1 I just don't like the chick that he ended up with. 54:52 Speaker 1 And why do you, you're going to downsize and ended up with a chick done speaking with 54:55 Speaker 1 with one leg? 54:56 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 54:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, they say a lot. 54:58 Speaker 1 Like I said, you could buy a good one. 55:00 Speaker 1 But like I said, when they're on the boat and they got the Hawks flying over, I don't 55:03 Speaker 1 I don't think they thought it through all the way. 55:04 Speaker 1 I feel like you'd be in danger a lot. 55:06 Speaker 1 I would want, and I don't want them carrying me around 55:07 Speaker 1 in that box and showing me off. 55:09 Speaker 1 I feel like they're gonna drop me or something. 55:10 Speaker 1 That seems very dangerous. 55:12 Speaker 1 But the city they lived in seemed pretty cool. 55:13 Speaker 1 You know, they just didn't really have any big people around 55:15 Speaker 1 to like protect it and anything. 55:16 Speaker 1 They had that like dome and they had to ghetto 55:18 Speaker 1 and everything outside for those people. 55:20 Speaker 1 But it just seemed like an odd setup. 55:21 Speaker 1 I think maybe in the, when they maybe come out probably 55:24 Speaker 1 like 2015 and they were, they did do like a number two 55:26 Speaker 1 where they like kind of chained some things up 55:28 Speaker 1 and they went up and ended in a fucking cave. 55:30 Speaker 1 Like those other people, I don't want to live in a cave. 55:32 Speaker 1 They just seem terrible. 55:33 Speaker 1 Oh, it wasn't like the end of the world or something? 55:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they were playing on that. 55:37 Speaker 1 I was like, I don't want to live little in this mountain. 55:39 Speaker 1 That seems like a terrible idea. 55:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think five inches is a little much. 55:44 Speaker 1 The smallest I think I'd want to be is 12 inches. 55:47 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 55:48 Speaker 1 I at least want to be a foot. 55:49 Speaker 1 Just because I feel like I can defend myself 55:51 Speaker 1 a little bit more. 55:52 Speaker 1 I just don't want to die from so many stepping on me 55:54 Speaker 1 on accident. 55:55 Speaker 1 That was so. 55:56 Speaker 1 That's not as worried about it. 55:57 Speaker 1 Or when they lived in the desert over there, 55:58 Speaker 1 like a cat coming through and just tearing the shit up, 56:00 Speaker 1 that'd be bad. 56:01 Speaker 1 you know, but yeah, so all right. Well, real quickly, we're going to get due to no 56:06 Speaker 1 Saddam news. United Airlines flight to Spain, uh, pulls you turn and apparently over Bluetooth 56:14 Speaker 1 device name. So, uh, there's this aircraft flying, uh, and the, uh, the, I don't know 56:20 Speaker 1 what the pilots, uh, they're not the pilots, all this. I don't know what they're connected 56:24 Speaker 1 to. If they're connected to the, like their Bluetooth speaker or some shit like that, or 56:27 Speaker 1 there was a passenger on the plane, but apparently someone had a Bluetooth speaker and it was 56:33 Speaker 1 named bomb, you know, these Bluetooth speakers do have some crazy names on them. Like we 56:37 Speaker 1 got one called like Block Rocker. But I guess you would have to rename it to bomb, right? 56:42 Speaker 1 Or like the Beats pill, like if you just had something that said like pills. But I don't 56:47 Speaker 1 see why we got a like no one's gonna detonate a bomb through Bluetooth, right? I mean, this 56:51 Speaker 1 doesn't seem right. 56:52 Speaker 1 I mean, so we had a friend that, you know, they renamed their Wi-Fi FBI surveillance 57:01 Speaker 1 van. 57:02 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 57:03 Speaker 1 They thought that was like the funniest thing ever, you know, and they'd be like, 57:06 Speaker 1 Haha, people are like, you're stupid. 57:08 Speaker 1 But I've heard of, it's been many, many flights that that's happened on where people will 57:14 Speaker 1 change their, you know, their discoverable ID for Bluetooth to be something like, you know, 57:21 Speaker 1 jahaddest or, you know, something like that, you know, like, you know, death to America or whatever. 57:27 Speaker 1 And then you get on a plane, obviously you can see all that. But what they do is they alert a flight 57:33 Speaker 1 attendant. The flight attendant goes up calls the pilot and says, Hey, somebody's noticed this, 57:37 Speaker 1 you know, Bluetooth handle and then the pilots turn it around most likely. I mean, every time it's 57:43 Speaker 1 I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed. I know Megan's like I'll I can tell you right now. This is what ours are 57:50 Speaker 1 I gotta make sure these are but lean my buddy's got one uh for his his Wi-Fi which is kind of clever 57:55 Speaker 1 It's called network not found so like people driving by I won't like click on it 57:58 Speaker 1 They just think it's like a network that's not found but he thought it was clever 58:01 Speaker 1 But I still connect to it every time 58:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean I got hardcore boom on here 58:07 Speaker 1 Megan's party 58:09 Speaker 1 Oh god 58:15 Speaker 1 That was EP. 58:16 Speaker 1 That is disgusting. 58:17 Speaker 1 You had to pee on your own. 58:19 Speaker 1 I had to pee in a bottle while stuck in traffic. 58:22 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 58:23 Speaker 1 She's so mean to me. 58:24 Speaker 1 You know, you brought the P bottle home. 58:26 Speaker 1 It was in my truck. 58:27 Speaker 1 Why did you get it out? 58:30 Speaker 1 She's so mad at me right now. 58:33 Speaker 1 And it's gross that she just said it on the desk in front of me. 58:36 Speaker 1 This is so disgusting. 58:38 Speaker 1 What color is it? 58:39 Speaker 1 Did you hydrate it? 58:39 Speaker 1 Or was it good? 58:40 Speaker 1 It's pretty golden. 58:43 Speaker 1 She's just peeing in a bottle. 58:45 Speaker 1 It looks like it looks like my candle holder here. 58:48 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 58:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're about to die or something. 58:50 Speaker 1 No, dude. 58:51 Speaker 1 I freaking I freaking do. 58:52 Speaker 1 You never do that. 58:53 Speaker 1 You never paint a bottle. 58:55 Speaker 1 Oh, not typically. 58:56 Speaker 1 No, I usually go to a bathroom or something like that. 58:58 Speaker 1 I'm also not. 59:00 Speaker 1 Exactly. 59:01 Speaker 1 I'm stuck in traffic. 59:02 Speaker 1 What do you want me to do? 59:04 Speaker 1 She got all aggressive about it. 59:06 Speaker 1 God, she came in hot, man. 59:07 Speaker 1 She just slammed down in front of me. 59:08 Speaker 1 She's like mad that she disgusted by me. 59:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 59:11 Speaker 1 I thought it was like a pocket pussy or something like that. 59:12 Speaker 1 Um, but no, dude, when she came in, I was like, 59:15 Speaker 1 Oh my god. I know I was worried too. I was like, damn, think I was like a five minutes. I was 59:18 Speaker 1 going to spot myself. What she was she found in your truck. Would you take a sip of it 59:23 Speaker 1 thought it was like fucking lemonade? You definitely wouldn't think it's limited. It looks more 59:27 Speaker 1 like apple juice. You know, it's it's not that bad. Hold up hold up the bottom. I'm not 59:32 Speaker 1 going to hold the whole thing. Just give you some color. You know, hold on. Let me see 59:36 Speaker 1 you. Where is it? Oh my god. You're the average hail. 59:39 Speaker 1 Fucking ten cubs a copy of day and no water. That's what I 59:47 Speaker 1 Dude I had to go so bad in every house I went to her. She comes 59:54 Speaker 1 There she comes. Oh, alright. Hold on a second. We got a couple minutes. I'm gonna have Megan come over here and talk to Brad 1:00:00 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna throw this away. I 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Don't want it sitting on my desk. 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You don't flop that. 1:01:25 Speaker 1 It's like I'm showing people. 1:01:26 Speaker 1 I put it inside of my door where it should have been safe and secure. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 And then she freaking goes and finds— 1:01:31 Speaker 1 She's like, she's searching my truck when I'm not there. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 Oh, so embarrassing. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 She's staring at you. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 Oh, she's she's freaking just staring at me like you're you're you're you're gross and you're a caveman 1:01:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, all right. Yeah, probably should throw that away in the gap. I mean, how are we gonna keep that? 1:01:49 Speaker 1 What are you playing with it? Okay? I didn't think it okay, dude 1:01:51 Speaker 1 I don't it's not like I pee in a bottle and then I put it in my truck and I go oh man 1:01:55 Speaker 1 I better get this out of here immediately. It's sealed. Okay. I mean I told you when I was like when I got deployed 1:02:01 Speaker 1 You'd get cold tonight 1:02:03 Speaker 1 I'd pee in a bottle and I'd put it under my pillow because it was like a warming like a warm me for a while 1:02:08 Speaker 1 I would have lines of bottles that I pissed in when I deployed. I mean people like we would have our squad leader come in and he'd go just 1:02:21 Speaker 1 you guys know I counted 47 pissed bottles 47 and none of you idiots thrown away yet and then you look at this one guy his name was 1:02:30 Speaker 1 My last name was Kramer. 1:02:31 Speaker 1 I can't remember his first name now. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 But he'd look at him and he'd go, 1:02:34 Speaker 1 and you're pissing in the big one. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 And he had like the big freaking leader jugs 1:02:38 Speaker 1 and he'd fill him up. 1:02:40 Speaker 1 So he'd yell like that. 1:02:41 Speaker 1 So he'd take the lid off, piss in it, 1:02:43 Speaker 1 fill it halfway, and then put it away. 1:02:46 Speaker 1 And then when he had to piss again, 1:02:47 Speaker 1 he'd pull it out again and finish pissing. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, that's what the squad leader's like. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 Who does that? 1:02:53 Speaker 1 He's like, at least the little ones like these, 1:02:56 Speaker 1 you know, you fill him up, you throw him away. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 He's over here going to it twice. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 And then he leaves it next to it and do there everywhere. 1:03:02 Speaker 1 We have piss bottles everywhere. 1:03:03 Speaker 1 I think the last time I had to take a piss was, 1:03:07 Speaker 1 we were going to a concert and I drank a lot of beer 1:03:08 Speaker 1 and I pissed on a McDonald's cup. 1:03:09 Speaker 1 And the worst is when it gets full 1:03:11 Speaker 1 and you got to like stop and I had to like throw it 1:03:12 Speaker 1 out the window. 1:03:13 Speaker 1 And then the next time I filled it up almost to the brim again 1:03:15 Speaker 1 because I had to make room for more. 1:03:16 Speaker 1 So I just tossed it out the window. 1:03:18 Speaker 1 I just threw the whole cup out on the interstate 1:03:20 Speaker 1 and it splashed all over the floor. 1:03:21 Speaker 1 Wait a minute. 1:03:22 Speaker 1 Wait a minute. 1:03:23 Speaker 1 When we drove to Florida in the van, 1:03:24 Speaker 1 you were standing up in the back peeing 1:03:26 Speaker 1 and Bud Light bottles because I kissed him on the brakes. 1:03:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 1:03:29 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, but that's that's all I'm drinking a lot of alcohol. I mean, I'm not just like casually like in the middle of the day 1:03:34 Speaker 1 Do it if I'm drinking a lot. Yeah, I got a piss, but I'm trying to think I think there was another time 1:03:38 Speaker 1 Oh, we were riding a witch at Tetch truck like last summer and deaf August was driving 1:03:43 Speaker 1 And he was hiding in the back. I think cuz he owed the plug something like that 1:03:47 Speaker 1 Some money so he's hiding under some like covers and we were leaving to go back 1:03:51 Speaker 1 They swap deaf August was peeling in a cup and he threw it and it just all came back 1:03:55 Speaker 1 I think I do is only one of the back it was covered in piss and then truck broke down like two miles later in front of the top 1:04:03 Speaker 1 We just stood on the side of the road like but my cousin's had a company up 1:04:07 Speaker 1 Alright, we're gonna go and get on out of here 1:04:09 Speaker 1 If you like pissing them bottles, I guess let us know 1:04:11 Speaker 1 I think we're gonna do like a promotion like how much piss y'all could save up in a jug for the event 1:04:15 Speaker 1 We have to get back on that now that the product up our swiped it, but 1:04:19 Speaker 1 Alright, hopefully everyone has a good weekend 1:04:21 Speaker 1 We're gonna get mad all year on next week to talk about some stuff 1:04:24 Speaker 1 but they've been up to and see how we make money off these bad people that need money for 1:04:28 Speaker 1 defense money. 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