Phantom Of The Toilet EP-422 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-29
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Enjoy the show. All right over there's Chuck Charles iron fist and Chuck 1:49 Speaker 1 Why do you think it took Osama bin Laden three years to claim it because if you're a terrorist and you do something you usually claim it right away? 1:55 Speaker 1 Doesn't that seem just a little fishy? I envision that after it happened because I do I really think that Osama bin Laden 2:02 Speaker 1 Did it like he was the mastermind? I 2:06 Speaker 1 Kind of believe that as much as I believe we landed on the moon and again 2:09 Speaker 1 I don't want to get into that again, but either way 2:11 Speaker 1 I think he sat in his cave, right? 2:13 Speaker 1 And he didn't really know what was going on because he'd been out of the spotlight for a while 2:17 Speaker 1 He wasn't really operational and after you know two and a half years, right? 2:21 Speaker 1 One of the Taliban members came in he goes, you know, like Osama 2:25 Speaker 1 No one has taken claim for this yet. I think you should do it and he's like 2:30 Speaker 1 Okay, tell him I did it and get me a video camera in here 2:33 Speaker 1 I'm going to I'm going to tell them from my cave and they're like Osama is a terrible idea, you know, I mean 2:38 Speaker 1 And he's like, no, no, no, it's fine. 2:39 Speaker 1 Jay Dams cannot hit me. 2:41 Speaker 1 So he did it. 2:42 Speaker 1 Everybody jumped on that. 2:43 Speaker 1 Of course the or the president and you know, the the the the the powers that were 2:49 Speaker 1 in party at the time were looking for a win. 2:51 Speaker 1 And dude, once you get once you have once you have a bad guy now, you can push the 2:56 Speaker 1 narrative. 2:57 Speaker 1 And that's how we got where we are today. 2:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think a bus probably, uh, they probably, you know, it happened and they're 3:02 Speaker 1 like, you know, bushes. 3:03 Speaker 1 It goes a bit loud because, you know, he built the fucking built the middle 3:06 Speaker 1 for the most part. Yeah. He worked with, you know, the military and everything out there, 3:11 Speaker 1 building bases. I think there's still bases named bin Laden over there. 3:13 Speaker 1 They get very mad though. They get very upset if you ask the Saudis because on everything, 3:19 Speaker 1 everything in any of these bases, it's bin Laden, bin Laden, bin Laden, right? And you know, I'm 3:24 Speaker 1 over there after 9-11 and even before, and I'm going, wait a minute, like we let this dude build 3:31 Speaker 1 this plate, you know, so I'm asking questions. Like, it was his father. It was his father. He had 3:35 Speaker 1 74 sons only one of them were bad and I'm like, oh, okay. Well, either way, I would definitely change the name if I 3:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think Bush is like I need to spy on my people somehow need to pass this patriot and I need oil over there in the 3:47 Speaker 1 Middle East. What can we do? Okay, someone attack us and then we got to figure out who we're gonna blame it on 3:52 Speaker 1 I think the original guys by like backing out he's like, you know, I don't really want to take credit for this bush 3:56 Speaker 1 He's like you have to we agreed on it. I need to spy on the American people on a major oil need that reason to come fight 4:01 Speaker 1 I need Congress support. I need the American support. So it took a plus three years to convince Ben Lodd and be like, 4:06 Speaker 1 come on, just take the credit for it. Please. So we can just invade because it was like, what was he lived in? 4:11 Speaker 1 It was done by Saudis, but it was Ben Lodd that did it. And then we were attacking Iran instead and Iraq when he was actually an Afghanistan. 4:18 Speaker 1 I mean, the whole timeline just doesn't make sense at all. 4:21 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not convinced either that, you know, when it came down to who was going to be the fall guy for this, that the 4:28 Speaker 1 The president or whatever the organization the people that were running the show at the time didn't just say you know 4:33 Speaker 1 What let's just find someone dumb enough to take money and then we're gonna go like hey man 4:37 Speaker 1 You take we'll give you five million dollars, right? 4:40 Speaker 1 And you can and you can you can come after we're gonna come after you we're gonna give you a head start right? 4:46 Speaker 1 We're gonna be five million dollars if you evade us 4:49 Speaker 1 You win if you don't evade us then we win so my question is like if somebody came up to you 4:55 Speaker 1 And let's say you had nothing to do with anything like and I don't want to say a terrorist attack because I don't think you'd be a good 5:00 Speaker 1 Fall guy for that but like a cyber attack the cyber attack on 5:04 Speaker 1 Let's say America right or even Russia because you want to stay in America and Russia goes 5:09 Speaker 1 Brandon we're going to give you let's say five million dollars 5:13 Speaker 1 Okay, you can live in America, but we may hunt you down and kill you unless you're very good 5:19 Speaker 1 You know would you take it? 5:21 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, maybe I'd probably okay. It might be hard for him to come over here. I mean, 5:25 Speaker 1 what's great too. I mean, I think what, you know, what's funny about it is, I mean, it's 5:29 Speaker 1 like the play by play of Iron Man, right? It's like the third one where the Mandarin is like 5:33 Speaker 1 the guy in charge and then, uh, uh, Iron Man goes over there. Tony Stark goes and finds 5:38 Speaker 1 the Mandarin guy and, uh, he's just like this, this actor. He's not behind anything at all. 5:42 Speaker 1 He's just the face of the, the attack. So they definitely had to have, uh, somebody, 5:46 Speaker 1 you know, take the fall for it. But the other reason I think it's, it's a little odd that 5:49 Speaker 1 So Samo bin Laden, I mean, his brother lived in Florida 5:52 Speaker 1 and he was like owned a business or something. 5:53 Speaker 1 I feel like if Osama was behind it, 5:55 Speaker 1 he probably would have told his brother like, 5:57 Speaker 1 hey, I'm gonna attack New York in these Twin Towers. 6:00 Speaker 1 You might wanna get out the US before this happens, 6:02 Speaker 1 you know what I mean? 6:04 Speaker 1 Because they were pretty close from what I know. 6:05 Speaker 1 But I don't think you would leave your brother there 6:07 Speaker 1 in America because he was under a lot of prosecution 6:10 Speaker 1 or persecution, people were looking at him like, 6:12 Speaker 1 did you have anything to do with it? 6:13 Speaker 1 Dude was like, man, I'm living in Florida, right? 6:15 Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck about New York. 6:16 Speaker 1 I don't have nothing to do with this at all. 6:18 Speaker 1 Well, I also, you know, you also got to figure out, I don't know how many siblings he has, but there's so many. 6:23 Speaker 1 I have one sister, okay, and I have no brothers. 6:26 Speaker 1 And guess how often I speak to my sister? 6:28 Speaker 1 Uh, never, but I think if you were going to do a terrorist attack like, uh, in the country or where she lived, I think you probably would have told her right. 6:35 Speaker 1 You might want to come home. 6:36 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 6:37 Speaker 1 I would be like, Hey, I know we haven't talked in 10 years, but, uh, I plan on blowing something up near your residence, not even near your residence, but in the same country. 6:46 Speaker 1 Don't tell anybody my sister would be going right to the dude 6:50 Speaker 1 I I could walk up to a homeless dude in Atlanta and tell him my plan to rob a bank 6:56 Speaker 1 And I would have more faith in him not turning me in than my sister my sister would call my mom immediately 7:02 Speaker 1 Like oh my gosh, you're not gonna believe what your son's doing. You know, you don't have the FBI 7:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, they call your sister law, but then you I mean you wouldn't tell her what you were doing 7:11 Speaker 1 Hey, you want to come home for you know that the weekend or the week, you know 7:14 Speaker 1 There's gonna be some big shit going on over here, but it was just an odd situation and the whole Pentagon thing and you know 7:20 Speaker 1 They landed in the Pentagon and there's like two billion dollars missing and then they blow that motherfucker up 7:24 Speaker 1 And there's they got all these pictures 7:25 Speaker 1 There's not one fucking plane part in any of these pictures and then they happen to find the passport of the guy 7:29 Speaker 1 That's not burned up. I mean, it's just very how do all these files get burned up? 7:34 Speaker 1 But it does not it just doesn't tell me you're not a 9-11 conspiracy theories 7:38 Speaker 1 Tell me that that's not who you are. I know you're smarter than that. It doesn't make a lot of sense 7:43 Speaker 1 You know, it just there's there's there's plot holes in this whole thing in the way what I mean 7:47 Speaker 1 I believe obviously it happened 7:48 Speaker 1 I mean everyone saw the fucking planes at the tower and everyone saw the planes hit Pentagon 7:52 Speaker 1 But what they're not telling you is like what's the weird part about it 7:55 Speaker 1 Like why how you gonna tell us a plane landed in the Pentagon and there's no plane parts anywhere 7:59 Speaker 1 I mean it just doesn't make sense. I mean even a three-year-old could tell you that 8:02 Speaker 1 Something doesn't add up right there. Yeah, I mean I definitely will say like anything that the government 8:07 Speaker 1 Reports to you which hopefully we get into more on this show anything the government reports to you 8:12 Speaker 1 you get 50% of the truth, right? 8:16 Speaker 1 The guy's made up. 8:16 Speaker 1 They got some guy in the back and they got like Bill Hader 8:18 Speaker 1 or somebody just making up for the guy, some sound parts, 8:20 Speaker 1 just making up some shit and storyline for you 8:22 Speaker 1 to feed the public. 8:24 Speaker 1 And I will tell you, you know, like I've signed, 8:27 Speaker 1 I've signed NDAs when I was in with the government 8:30 Speaker 1 and I, a non-disclosure agreement regarding events 8:34 Speaker 1 that I was a part of that they said, 8:36 Speaker 1 you can never talk about this, right? 8:38 Speaker 1 You will never be able to talk about this. 8:40 Speaker 1 And if you ever tell the truth about this, 8:42 Speaker 1 you can be prosecuted. 8:44 Speaker 1 And I said, you know what? 8:46 Speaker 1 I kind of enjoy my life. 8:47 Speaker 1 I'm kind of cool, man. 8:48 Speaker 1 Like I don't need to talk about that. 8:49 Speaker 1 So I'm not gonna talk about any of that. 8:51 Speaker 1 And I just wanna be very clear. 8:52 Speaker 1 Okay. 8:53 Speaker 1 I am not talking about any of that. 8:56 Speaker 1 But the stuff that I did see or witness 8:59 Speaker 1 that I did not sign an NDA on, 9:01 Speaker 1 I feel like that's fair game, right? 9:02 Speaker 1 And I'll tell you, like, 9:04 Speaker 1 even when I was working with an inspection program 9:07 Speaker 1 where we would go through the airports 9:08 Speaker 1 and we would test the airports for their security. 9:10 Speaker 1 And we would, you know, we'd sneak C4 9:13 Speaker 1 through the checkpoint. 9:14 Speaker 1 We would sneak different weapons through the checkpoint. 9:16 Speaker 1 And if they got caught, 9:18 Speaker 1 they would get like a $100 bonus in their paycheck. 9:20 Speaker 1 Like good job, you know? 9:22 Speaker 1 But if we didn't get caught and we made it through, 9:25 Speaker 1 they would get like an extra hour of training on the thing. 9:28 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's crazy. 9:29 Speaker 1 Like that's it. 9:29 Speaker 1 Like I could have taken down a plane. 9:31 Speaker 1 So that is one thing that the public does not know 9:34 Speaker 1 is how many of those tests that are conducted 9:37 Speaker 1 on every airport in America, how many of them fail? 9:41 Speaker 1 That's never released. 9:43 Speaker 1 What's crazy to me is like TSA has never stopped 9:45 Speaker 1 a terrorist attack on a plane, 9:47 Speaker 1 but we've also not had a terrorist attack 9:48 Speaker 1 on a plane in the US, the US basically. 9:51 Speaker 1 So it's just kind of odd. 9:52 Speaker 1 That's why I'm like, we had the one and that was it 9:54 Speaker 1 and it happened and it's just kind of like, 9:55 Speaker 1 why are they not doing it more? 9:56 Speaker 1 Because there's definitely ways you can do another 9:58 Speaker 1 terrorist attack with a plane. 9:59 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not that hard. 10:00 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna explain how you can do it, 10:02 Speaker 1 but I feel like there's ways you could get around it 10:04 Speaker 1 for sure. 10:05 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, I mean, I think there's always 10:06 Speaker 1 gonna be a soft targets out there that people could exploit. And I think that when you have 10:10 Speaker 1 a hardened target like now, right, air travel would be considered a hardened target. It always 10:15 Speaker 1 cracks me up when you see these, you know, the security that you have to go through to 10:20 Speaker 1 get on a plane. And then you book like you see people booking Amtrak. And you know, it's 10:25 Speaker 1 like, Hey, man, you got a you got a flamethrower grenade? You're like, no, they're like, Okay, 10:30 Speaker 1 you're good. It's like, did we not learned anything? You know, it's it's really weird how, how 10:35 Speaker 1 How we as a society just we react to whatever the threat was not to what the threat is. 10:44 Speaker 1 And I just find it interesting. 10:46 Speaker 1 But anyway, that's that's my goal box on that. 10:48 Speaker 1 We got some people here in chat. 10:49 Speaker 1 We got a Jose lunchtime and then he just said gay liberal. 10:52 Speaker 1 All right. 10:53 Speaker 1 Sounds good. 10:54 Speaker 1 Jose. 10:55 Speaker 1 I don't know. 10:56 Speaker 1 He's supposed to be watching the news lately. 10:57 Speaker 1 He's pissed off. 10:58 Speaker 1 Iron Fist is here. 10:59 Speaker 1 He said all about two gay liberals. 11:00 Speaker 1 Iron Fist. 11:01 Speaker 1 We got a new guy Preston Beck. 11:03 Speaker 1 and Beck bet to do in long here's the girl in the relationship. 11:05 Speaker 1 He called me pretty and then says, I can't make, I can't make sense of none of this. 11:09 Speaker 1 Probably because you're retarded. 11:10 Speaker 1 We got Alex. 11:11 Speaker 1 I took a trip on Amtrak. 11:13 Speaker 1 There's no bag check. 11:14 Speaker 1 You can take anything on there. 11:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:16 Speaker 1 Hey, next time you go on an Amtrak Alex, see what kind of weaponry you can bring. 11:20 Speaker 1 Like do like they want to bring in bringing guns on a train. 11:23 Speaker 1 See how that goes. 11:24 Speaker 1 Cause I don't think there's anything against it, which would, I mean, I feel like you 11:27 Speaker 1 could do more damage with the train. 11:28 Speaker 1 They're like, you're going through a city and you blow that bitch up and you don't 11:31 Speaker 1 have Spider-Man like in that the second Spider-Man and save train. But unless you're in New York, 11:35 Speaker 1 I have no idea. But I'll have to see what's going on with that. 11:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think I think I think a plane blowing up in the middle of like a major city. I'm not a 11:42 Speaker 1 plane. I'm sorry a train blowing up in middle of a major city would cause ways way more casualties 11:47 Speaker 1 than a plane, right? Because I mean, if you just blow up a plane like Flight 93, right? That's the 11:52 Speaker 1 one United 93 is the one that went down to Pennsylvania. Yeah, I think so in the field. I don't think 11:57 Speaker 1 anybody even saw it go down. Like there was nothing around that thing, you know, and there's not 12:00 Speaker 1 not that many people on a plane, but dude, you get a train full of pores? 12:04 Speaker 1 Which, you know, there's a lot of pores out there that take trains still. 12:07 Speaker 1 And dude, you get a train full of them. 12:09 Speaker 1 Oh my God, it's like taking down the Titanic, the lower level of the Titanic, of course. 12:15 Speaker 1 Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have eczema. 12:18 Speaker 1 So I get how it can steal your time. But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor 12:24 Speaker 1 about Ebglass? 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I don't know how they like disconnect you and hook you back up. 14:05 Speaker 1 That might be a little pricey, but you don't have to pay for fuel. I don't think because once you get rolling them, they don't really use the whole life. 14:10 Speaker 1 One day, one day you're going to make it, dude. You're going to be like the successful podcaster, right? 14:16 Speaker 1 And you're going to have all this money and you're going to be, you know what I got, I got an idea. 14:20 Speaker 1 You're gonna buy like five of those and you're gonna call Amtrak like hey 14:23 Speaker 1 I need to go from Atlanta to LA on my how my trains, you know 14:28 Speaker 1 And so they hook up all five of them 14:29 Speaker 1 But whoever the Taliban leader is that's in charge of this attack doesn't understand that it's just your cars on there 14:35 Speaker 1 And he calls in and he's like I've got about news. I'm in the sex room 14:39 Speaker 1 I do not know what all the passengers are and he goes from room to room and all it is is weird stuff 14:43 Speaker 1 Right like a podcasting studio your sexy time room 14:47 Speaker 1 You probably have one with an indoor hot hot tub things like that, but I think it'd be fun man 14:51 Speaker 1 I mean, I would take a train across the nation. I wouldn't buy one and live in a del like you 14:56 Speaker 1 It's pretty cheap to do the Amtrak thing 14:57 Speaker 1 I think it's like 700 for a week or 700 for the trip go one side of the other and back 15:02 Speaker 1 We've looked it up before and it's really not expensive at all. I was a cheap. That's more expensive than an air an airplane 15:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you're going for like 14 days. It's like a cruise pretty much 15:10 Speaker 1 But I'm like you stop at all these towns and everything and then you hop back on or I guess you could just never hop back on 15:15 Speaker 1 on Kirsten though said you still want to do that. 15:17 Speaker 1 I know someone selling off reading railroad train cars. 15:20 Speaker 1 Like from Monopoly, is that real? 15:22 Speaker 1 And that from Monopoly reading railroad? 15:24 Speaker 1 It's not even a real thing dude. 15:26 Speaker 1 Reading railroad is not real. 15:28 Speaker 1 Wait, hold on a second. 15:29 Speaker 1 Maybe it wasn't there wasn't there a show? 15:32 Speaker 1 There's a show and it's also you can buy it a monopoly. 15:34 Speaker 1 I didn't know if it's a real thing though. 15:36 Speaker 1 It says in PA. 15:36 Speaker 1 I don't know if she's inking my chain over here or what, 15:39 Speaker 1 but yeah, let me know about that. 15:41 Speaker 1 Me and my dad took a two day trip 15:43 Speaker 1 and it was 1100 for a room. 15:44 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. Whatever I looked up was like 700 bucks for like a two week journey. Ready. 15:51 Speaker 1 Oh, what was the guy? What was the guy yesterday? Oh, the girl in here yesterday said I do, 15:57 Speaker 1 I do math and she said I know that I know that I know that you're gonna check what make 16:02 Speaker 1 sure you got that. You know, like screwing something up when you're typing on me. I'm 16:05 Speaker 1 so confused. All right, cool. Yeah. Yeah. How much do you sell on board? I have to look 16:09 Speaker 1 get this. Also on this day back in 2015, China officially announces the end of his decade 16:14 Speaker 1 long one child policy. And to me, I'm thinking, do you think they did that because they were 16:19 Speaker 1 just killing off all the girls? Because that wasn't one that big thing in China, like, you 16:22 Speaker 1 don't have one kid or you're gonna pay like an extra 15,000. So they were just aborting 16:25 Speaker 1 all the girls or they'd come out, they check on the Oh shit. So that one of the trash. 16:29 Speaker 1 That was that was what they said. I don't I think that was more of like a rumor or just 16:33 Speaker 1 misinformation that was being spread to make China look like a terrible country. Um, I 16:38 Speaker 1 I don't know if you saw this, but China was released on the Department of State's website. 16:44 Speaker 1 It was updated last week as a country that is highly discouraged to go. It's almost like the 16:52 Speaker 1 highest threat level you can be where you shouldn't travel there at all for false imprisonment. 16:57 Speaker 1 I thought that was interesting. But I don't know. I mean, it wasn't that the whole thing. They would 17:02 Speaker 1 We'd only have boys, which I don't know if they know how anatomy and science works, 17:07 Speaker 1 but having boys doesn't really help your population. 17:10 Speaker 1 If anything, it hurts your population. 17:11 Speaker 1 I know they're overpopulated, but I guess they didn't think it through. 17:15 Speaker 1 And now China is like severely underpopulated, correct? 17:18 Speaker 1 Isn't that the new thing? 17:19 Speaker 1 It's like they're actually one of the lowest in the world. 17:22 Speaker 1 I don't know. 17:23 Speaker 1 It's so hard to tell. 17:24 Speaker 1 They just make up a bunch of numbers. 17:25 Speaker 1 They just guesstimate how many people are over there. 17:26 Speaker 1 There's no way you can count that many fucking people. 17:28 Speaker 1 It's just not possible to get it. 17:30 Speaker 1 Especially now. 17:31 Speaker 1 look like. Yeah. Yeah. They just keep getting back in line screw up the fucking screw up 17:35 Speaker 1 the damn count. They're like a one one one one. Damn. There's a lot of ones here. They all 17:41 Speaker 1 look the same. They don't ever know the same what or not. But like I said, they did the 17:44 Speaker 1 same thing Japan. They didn't want any immigrants. So they all look the same because they're 17:47 Speaker 1 they're actually proud of that for them to all look the same over there, which I mean, 17:50 Speaker 1 I guess good for them. Yeah. Cause if you get, if you get thrown in jail over there, I think 17:54 Speaker 1 it's kind of like Iran, you can either go to jail, die or become Taliban. If you're in 17:58 Speaker 1 China you can die go to jail or work at the Nike factory one of you got one of those three options to build a shoes and hats and 18:05 Speaker 1 Jackets and everything because everything's made over yeah 18:08 Speaker 1 I mean, but I don't think you paid a lot and your fingers start hurting and they start falling off and once your fingers fall off 18:12 Speaker 1 Then you gotta you gotta go to jail 18:15 Speaker 1 Google said UTS drinking. I don't know what it's it's shrinking. It's shrinking. I read between the lines on that one 18:21 Speaker 1 What the fuck is going? Yeah, Google doesn't they're just making shit up. They don't know what's going on over there 18:24 Speaker 1 there. But anyway, you got some popular birthdays for the day of their old Charles. 18:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, man, there's a there's a few good ones here. I'm going to go with, you know, I always 18:32 Speaker 1 go with a young lady first. Um, why no one a rider who somehow is getting prettier. Like 18:39 Speaker 1 I know we're from Beetlejuice. Uh, girl interrupted, but you probably know a stranger things is 18:46 Speaker 1 what I know are mainly from, uh, Mr. D's. Oh yeah, she was really hot in that. But she 18:52 Speaker 1 She's 56 years old today 56 years old name when I was young the name always freaked me out 18:57 Speaker 1 I didn't like that name Winona. I don't like that. That's weird. Why sounds like 19:01 Speaker 1 It just seemed weird seemed foreign to me. I don't like that 19:04 Speaker 1 See I always got her confused with why no no the country music singer. Why no to Judd. Oh, maybe that's why I'm thinking of 19:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like that I'd always call her like why no no writer and 19:15 Speaker 1 Hold on hold on for you getting next birthday tear down here. Y'all need to talk about the Atlanta dream tomorrow's games 19:19 Speaker 1 What is that the American dream or what the Atlanta dream is to not get shot in downtown Atlanta? 19:24 Speaker 1 Alright, that's the Atlanta dream is to get killed rape or get AIDS on the Marta station 19:29 Speaker 1 I don't know which tomorrow's game. How many do they fucking play fucking 27? 19:33 Speaker 1 I don't know what is that is that WNBA? Probably I have no idea. We're not talking about that. Are you kidding me? 19:39 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? I'd rather cover cricket in India. Yeah 19:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, those games last like four days long. No, that's funny. All right next. Oh 19:49 Speaker 1 All right, which act is I know I know you're too young for this, but I have feeling you can pull this off which famous actor 19:56 Speaker 1 Was born today and he was one of the stars of Jaws 20:01 Speaker 1 Um, I guess I'm gonna have to go with Richard Dreyfus 20:05 Speaker 1 You googled it you jerk. No, I tell you this all the time it pops up underneath all my fucking what happens on today 20:11 Speaker 1 Do you know how old he is? 20:12 Speaker 1 Uh, he would be uh, let's see uh 20:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, wait, what the fuck uh 20:18 Speaker 1 79. 79 years old. Yep. I don't know who Tracy Ellis Ross is. So Bob Ross is a wife. I 20:31 Speaker 1 don't think so. She was in blackish and girlfriends with not a clue. That's a part of the Atlanta 20:37 Speaker 1 dream or something. I think this chick was married to an NBA player and she got beat up. 20:42 Speaker 1 I think this is the one. 20:43 Speaker 1 Gabrielle Union was born in 1972. 20:48 Speaker 1 It says here she's known for LA's finest in bringing on, but I know her because she 20:52 Speaker 1 got beat up. 20:53 Speaker 1 Who beat her up? 20:54 Speaker 1 Do you remember? 20:55 Speaker 1 Not a clue. 20:56 Speaker 1 Is it a basketball player? 20:57 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 20:58 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 20:59 Speaker 1 Hold on. 21:00 Speaker 1 That's the only thing. 21:01 Speaker 1 That's all you're like, remember. 21:02 Speaker 1 Was it Ray Rice or Ray Lewis who beat the bitch in the elevator? 21:05 Speaker 1 That's Ray Rice. 21:07 Speaker 1 Ray Rice. 21:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, but he did. 21:09 Speaker 1 He did one too. 21:10 Speaker 1 to probably not hurt his bag getting beat up by a titty is it does fucking Ray Rice. 21:14 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, that would suck. Okay. Okay, AI Gabriel Union was not quote beat up. Okay, 21:21 Speaker 1 dude, you know what I mean? In a recent altercation, she's a survivor. Okay, now I feel bad. She's 21:28 Speaker 1 a survivor of a violent assault that occurred when she was 19 years old. Did I get terrible? 21:34 Speaker 1 Did it get her ass beat? No, she actually got attacked. Apparently she was sexually 21:38 Speaker 1 assaulted. Now I feel bad. 21:40 Speaker 1 But was he beat up? 21:42 Speaker 1 Oh, she was beat up pretty bad. 21:44 Speaker 1 She did attack her. 21:46 Speaker 1 A silent temporarily put his put his gun down, 21:49 Speaker 1 but it's cut down. 21:50 Speaker 1 John, I said gun. 21:52 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 21:53 Speaker 1 Did I feel so bad now that I talked about it that way? 21:56 Speaker 1 Hold on. 21:56 Speaker 1 Let me make sure she wasn't abusive relationship. 21:59 Speaker 1 Cause now I feel like why would I not remember that? 22:03 Speaker 1 Get really abusive husband. 22:04 Speaker 1 Let's see here. 22:05 Speaker 1 That came up as a Google search. 22:06 Speaker 1 Yet oh 22:08 Speaker 1 Almost got a suit 22:10 Speaker 1 No, Dwayne Wade is not the one that beat her up. Okay, and Dwayne Wade is not 22:15 Speaker 1 He's not mean to her and they are still married and he's a good husband and I did not mean any of the stuff that I just 22:20 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, you know what once you uh once you get a woman that comes out of her abusive relationship 22:25 Speaker 1 I mean the bar set pretty low right just don't beat her up. I 22:28 Speaker 1 Guess but she was also married to Chris Howard. He beat her up. I 22:32 Speaker 1 I don't want to say that he did cause I don't any proof. 22:37 Speaker 1 But I just want to, I just want everyone to know that I did not say that Dwayne Wade beats 22:40 Speaker 1 Gabrielle Union. 22:41 Speaker 1 Okay. 22:42 Speaker 1 They are happily married and he is a good man, but she was previously assaulted. 22:46 Speaker 1 That's where my wires got crossed and I just don't want to throw out fake news that gets 22:49 Speaker 1 us in trouble because that would definitely get us in trouble. 22:52 Speaker 1 And I don't want to lose any Spotify stuff. 22:53 Speaker 1 So that'd be good. 22:54 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:55 Speaker 1 They call us like a, they call you a racist for sure. 22:56 Speaker 1 They'd be like getting ahead. 22:57 Speaker 1 It's cough. 22:58 Speaker 1 the 23:00 Speaker 1 the way and way black guy beats up women 23:03 Speaker 1 he's like a perfect husband 23:06 Speaker 1 all ok you got anymore over there 23:08 Speaker 1 uh... i don't know anybody else that's it 23:10 Speaker 1 i know uh... by saying i know you're skipping this one on purpose but in eighteen ninety 23:13 Speaker 1 seven uh... the greatest propaganda ever joseph gobles uh... nazi german politician that 23:18 Speaker 1 brought the nazi uh... nazi germany to power uh... and see you people always get weird about 23:23 Speaker 1 nazi germany but you you gotta give them respect i mean the dude uh... he was the leader of 23:27 Speaker 1 film over there and he glorified a Germany to the tee man I mean he he was the greatest 23:32 Speaker 1 propaganda ever and if you know anything about common day media and what not propaganda is 23:38 Speaker 1 all over the place so if this dude was alive today he'd be doing great he'd probably be 23:42 Speaker 1 the head of Fox CNN all the new outlets I mean he'd he'd be running this thing like crazy I 23:48 Speaker 1 mean America would have so much pride if he was in still in charge today but it's just he died 23:53 Speaker 1 Well, I think nowadays you know how propagandists that are pushing, you know, positive things about a country, it's always negative. 24:00 Speaker 1 Right. So it's the same thing. It's just the opposite. Back then he was pushing, oh, Nazi Germany, Nazi Germany, Nazi Germany. 24:06 Speaker 1 We're the best. We're the greatest blah, blah, blah. We're the best in the world. He was a pro, if that's even a thing, pro propagandists. 24:13 Speaker 1 Right. Here we have anti propaganda. So it's like anything that we, it's like, what's the word? 24:20 Speaker 1 Well, what was the what was the band called rage against the machine right? What were they known for? Oh 24:27 Speaker 1 That the one song they did fuck I came over the song 24:33 Speaker 1 No, I'm not I don't mean like their music. I mean what were they known for? 24:37 Speaker 1 What was their whole thing and their music? Oh, they hated the government hated the government, right? 24:42 Speaker 1 And they pushed that agenda and they had this huge following that I hated the government because of you know rage 24:47 Speaker 1 and they were just like, oh my God, down with the government. 24:49 Speaker 1 It didn't matter who was in the government. 24:51 Speaker 1 We don't have any pro propaganda going. 24:54 Speaker 1 I don't see anything that, 24:55 Speaker 1 especially now during election season, 24:57 Speaker 1 I don't see any, but it's like, oh, 24:59 Speaker 1 you should be proud to be an American. 25:00 Speaker 1 Let's show you what we're doing over here on the West Coast. 25:03 Speaker 1 And there's a bunch of ladies in there 25:04 Speaker 1 and they're making bullets and stuff, you know? 25:06 Speaker 1 And like they did in World War II. 25:08 Speaker 1 The only difference between propaganda and marketing 25:10 Speaker 1 is that what side you're on. 25:11 Speaker 1 You know, if you think it's good, you're like, 25:12 Speaker 1 this is good press, this is good coverage, 25:14 Speaker 1 this is marketing. 25:15 Speaker 1 But if someone that thinks it's bad, 25:16 Speaker 1 gonna call a propaganda. So same thing, you know, almost like, it 25:20 Speaker 1 gets same same comparison as a bar and a brewery, you know, you 25:23 Speaker 1 don't feel bad about leaving the brewery drunk with the kids. You 25:25 Speaker 1 don't seem to be a bad parent. But if you leave the bar drunk with 25:27 Speaker 1 the kids, Oh God, you're a terrible person. But breweries, you 25:30 Speaker 1 can get hammered as much as you want with their 12% beers that 25:34 Speaker 1 drive your family home and no one gives a shit. Tell the 25:36 Speaker 1 cop all love the brewery. Oh, you guys having fun? Okay, that 25:38 Speaker 1 outro.com. 25:39 Speaker 1 I'm out. 25:40 Speaker 1 Was your kid playing the big connect for? 25:42 Speaker 1 That's a great kid. That's great. 25:44 Speaker 1 that's great. Just keep it 25:45 Speaker 1 during the last best you can man. 25:47 Speaker 1 Father's red lights in front of you. 25:48 Speaker 1 That's all you need to do. 25:49 Speaker 1 So okay. All right. 25:51 Speaker 1 Well, let's see here. 25:53 Speaker 1 I don't think anything else happened today. 25:55 Speaker 1 I know today I went. 25:56 Speaker 1 What I do today I went and I got some peanuts 25:59 Speaker 1 from my squirrels because apparently I mean my crows 26:01 Speaker 1 and we got about 30 crows in the yard now. 26:03 Speaker 1 I saw that there. 26:04 Speaker 1 They're growing immensely and I got it from 26:06 Speaker 1 Trax supply and apparently you're supposed to get them 26:09 Speaker 1 unsalted unroasted. 26:10 Speaker 1 I don't know if you're supposed to eat them for human consumption, 26:12 Speaker 1 But I got like a big ass bag and I'm just tossing them out there now and they're coming and the goal is you know 26:17 Speaker 1 To have like a hundred thousand by the end of the winter because they like to come down south and hang out 26:21 Speaker 1 Which would be crazy though? 26:22 Speaker 1 If if they stuck around afterwards and I'm trying to I'm hitting up planners like every day 26:26 Speaker 1 I'm like dude 26:26 Speaker 1 You got to send me some fucking peanuts for these goddamn crows because this shit's gonna get expensive as hail feed these bitches 26:31 Speaker 1 Well my question 26:32 Speaker 1 So if you have that many birds in your yard, and I don't know if my cars ever been crapped on by a crow 26:38 Speaker 1 Right, I don't I don't know. I mean I know I don't know what different birds poop looks like 26:42 Speaker 1 But I know that I've had some that I was like dang dog. He was like undigested worms, right? And I'm dang 26:48 Speaker 1 That must be a big bird. Do they poop on your truck? I haven't seen any I think they're more sit shitters 26:54 Speaker 1 They like sitting a tree and shit and they're not a fly by shitter like the other birds 26:57 Speaker 1 Some birds they just fly by like pigeons and seagulls and like cardinals 27:01 Speaker 1 I think I think cardinals are sit shitters also 27:04 Speaker 1 But some of those birds the fly by the fly by shitters are the ones you got to worry about 27:08 Speaker 1 about and we're not trying to bring those guys. And I think the crows actually scare those ones away. 27:11 Speaker 1 So we should be okay. Isn't that weird? Because if you think about all the all the animals in 27:17 Speaker 1 the animal kingdom, like how many animals are like running full speed and pooping at the same time? 27:24 Speaker 1 It's really weird, right? Like, no, I don't think any other animal does it except for birds. Because 27:29 Speaker 1 I mean, could you imagine like running a marathon or like a 5k and you got to go to the bathroom and 27:34 Speaker 1 when you did it, I don't think I could. 27:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, people do that all the time. 27:37 Speaker 1 They push down their pants. 27:38 Speaker 1 I don't think they normally shit themselves 27:39 Speaker 1 because I think they do that before they start running, 27:41 Speaker 1 but they do piss on themselves a lot, 27:43 Speaker 1 especially people on like Iron Man's and whatnot. 27:45 Speaker 1 And there's the long marathons. 27:46 Speaker 1 There's like 25 kilometers, which- 27:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, but these birds aren't flying that far. 27:50 Speaker 1 They're flying 50 feet, and we poop. 27:52 Speaker 1 I'm in the air. 27:53 Speaker 1 Oh, it's just whenever they got to go, you know? 27:54 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just easier for them 27:56 Speaker 1 because as long as they're going forward, 27:57 Speaker 1 I mean, the poop's gonna fly out the back. 27:58 Speaker 1 They're good to go. 27:59 Speaker 1 Then why don't crows do it? 28:00 Speaker 1 Ah, they're a little more elegant, you know? 28:02 Speaker 1 They're smarter. They're like smartest bird between them and Raven. They're the two smartest. They can remember who you are water buffalo running shit, too. I didn't know that. I don't know if that's real or not. 28:10 Speaker 1 You will. 28:12 Speaker 1 I think if you're like a prey animal, yeah, I guess that makes sense. You got time to stop and shit. 28:17 Speaker 1 Okay. Well, it says. 28:20 Speaker 1 We're looking at what animal shit while moving says birds pooping my flying. 28:25 Speaker 1 line due to anatomy, high metabolism and lightweight design. They do it for weight reduction. If 28:34 Speaker 1 they start having a hard time flying, then they'll drop a deuce to lighten their body 28:38 Speaker 1 weight. That's smart. They have no bladder or voluntary control. Birds lack a urinary bladder 28:44 Speaker 1 and an anal sphincter didn't know that. They cannot store large amounts of liquid. So wait 28:49 Speaker 1 a minute. That means crows can't help it either. 28:51 Speaker 1 I think there are such shitters though. I mean I've never like had a 28:54 Speaker 1 Flock of crows fly over me and they just are shitin on you and do crows poop 29:00 Speaker 1 Wow 29:01 Speaker 1 flying 29:02 Speaker 1 I'm Gary. I can't see they do 29:04 Speaker 1 And you know what really sucks is I accidentally hit images 29:09 Speaker 1 Shit flying out of crows. Oh, dude. It's a lot. Yeah. Yes crows can poop wall flying 29:15 Speaker 1 Though the only brandon you're you're like the crow whisper over here 29:19 Speaker 1 though they usually empty their bowels right before or after taking off. Yeah, to lighten the body weight. 29:27 Speaker 1 Like other birds, they lack the bladder control. However, they excrete 29:33 Speaker 1 nitro 29:35 Speaker 1 genogenuis waste as 29:39 Speaker 1 white. 29:40 Speaker 1 What the heck is wrong with these birds? 29:43 Speaker 1 uric acid combined with 29:45 Speaker 1 with PCs through a single opening called the clooka. 29:49 Speaker 1 Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. 29:52 Speaker 1 You may not know this, but I have eczema. 29:55 Speaker 1 So I get how it can steal your time. 29:57 Speaker 1 But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor about eczema? 30:01 Speaker 1 Ebglass, lubricizumab, LBKZ, a 250 milligram per 2 milliliter injection, is a prescription 30:07 Speaker 1 medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older who weigh at least 30:11 Speaker 1 88 pounds or 40 kilograms with moderate to severe eczema. 30:14 Speaker 1 Also called a topic dermatitis that is not well-controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin, 30:18 Speaker 1 or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. 30:21 Speaker 1 Eblis can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. 30:24 Speaker 1 Don't use if you are allergic to eblis. 30:26 Speaker 1 Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. 30:28 Speaker 1 Eye problems can occur. 30:29 Speaker 1 Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening eye problems. 30:32 Speaker 1 You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with eblis. 30:34 Speaker 1 Before starting eblis, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. 30:38 Speaker 1 Pay partnership with Lily. 30:39 Speaker 1 Respect your time. 30:40 Speaker 1 Ask your doctor about EPCLIS and visit EPCLIS.com 30:43 Speaker 1 or call 1-800-LILLY-R-X or 1-800-545-5979. 31:10 Speaker 1 Saveings compares one line of Xfinity mobile select to comparable plants from T-Mobile Verizon and AT&T as of 3 24 26 31:15 Speaker 1 Texas fees extra $30 monthly discount limited to new mobile customers only after 12 months regular rates apply 31:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, I see their sit shitters for the most part. They're like alright 31:22 Speaker 1 We're about to go it's kind of like us in the morning 31:23 Speaker 1 You know take a shit before you go out for the rest of the day and then you come home 31:26 Speaker 1 You might take another one, but you're not you're more like a cardinal or something 31:29 Speaker 1 You just shit wherever you can you go to like a Kroger or Mexican restaurant, but I'm more pro 31:33 Speaker 1 You know, I try to get rid of it before I fry head up for the day 31:36 Speaker 1 But yeah, they're sit shit herself and they have communal bathroom like oh you're screwed bro 31:41 Speaker 1 So it says here they have communal so once they start all like perching in different locations 31:47 Speaker 1 They'll find like a tree that's like oh, this is where we poop right? 31:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then 31:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's cool with me. It's better than it be I'm not parking on a tree so we should be good 31:59 Speaker 1 But that's also like bats, you know, they shit outside the roost and at the bottom 32:03 Speaker 1 there'd be a lot of guanas, what they call it, but that shit is bad, man. It drive your, 32:07 Speaker 1 it can, it turns your, you can turn your animals into fucking koojo and shit. They got, I don't 32:11 Speaker 1 know why I can't remember what's in their shit, but it gives you some kind of crazy 32:15 Speaker 1 bat disease if your animals start fucking with it too much. 32:18 Speaker 1 It was, it was one of the plots on the walking dead. Darryl Dixon, it was one of the plots 32:23 Speaker 1 where they, they all were breathing in the, the back crap and it made them all hallucinate 32:27 Speaker 1 and get all crazy. And that's when the, the dead people or the zombies would attack them. 32:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I mean it'd be cool to get some bats around here too. I like them at night 32:34 Speaker 1 We could be like Batman like Crow man during the day and Batman at night just having flying all over the place 32:38 Speaker 1 I love bass. They're so cool and they're clicking and everything those stuff up in the air and they'll attack it 32:42 Speaker 1 Pretty fun. They're the only and then they're the only man. Well, they can fly 32:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they'd like that so 32:48 Speaker 1 At the top of the world nitrogen the white part on top of chicken shit 32:51 Speaker 1 If you collect it make sure the water and let the poop settle the waters nitrogen rich and good for pot plant 32:56 Speaker 1 But not too much because it'll burn them. Yeah, I thought nitrogen was a good 32:59 Speaker 1 a chemical for fertilizer as well. So cool. Good to know. Alright, 33:04 Speaker 1 if let's do it. You're not ready. I podcast or spot a foot. Be sure to lose the five star 33:08 Speaker 1 review and Apollo helps out a good bit. It really does. 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But we are going to be 33:57 Speaker 1 We have an event December 13th, Indio Brewing. 33:59 Speaker 1 We'll have all the details tomorrow. 34:02 Speaker 1 And hopefully we can come hang out. 34:03 Speaker 1 You guys come hang out with us. 34:04 Speaker 1 I've already been getting a lot of messages 34:06 Speaker 1 from listeners that are like, 34:07 Speaker 1 yo dude, I live four miles from there. 34:09 Speaker 1 I live 10 minutes from there. 34:10 Speaker 1 That's kind of wild because I only live 30 minutes from there. 34:13 Speaker 1 And so it's gonna be nice, 34:15 Speaker 1 but we'll get all the details to you guys tomorrow. 34:16 Speaker 1 We'll have the owners on. 34:18 Speaker 1 And then after Halloween, we can start pushing it. 34:21 Speaker 1 Did you get your Halloween costume yet? 34:24 Speaker 1 Oh no, I mean, I'm like 27 years old. 34:27 Speaker 1 I don't really participate. 34:28 Speaker 1 We know a lot. 34:29 Speaker 1 You're like a man child. 34:30 Speaker 1 I mean, come on, dude. 34:31 Speaker 1 What am I gonna do on Halloween? 34:32 Speaker 1 I mean, it's like one of the worst times to go out. 34:34 Speaker 1 You got too many cops and everything. 34:35 Speaker 1 It's like when people go to like Labor Day weekend 34:37 Speaker 1 on the lake, that's like the dumbest time to go. 34:38 Speaker 1 The best time to go. 34:39 Speaker 1 Don't you dress up to give out candy? 34:42 Speaker 1 No, kids don't come to our house. 34:44 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 34:45 Speaker 1 We don't have any kids. 34:46 Speaker 1 We have like maybe five kids on the road. 34:47 Speaker 1 And there's like maybe, I don't know, eight houses. 34:50 Speaker 1 No one trigger treats on this road. 34:51 Speaker 1 They go to a subdivision or something like that. 34:53 Speaker 1 Do you think the parents do you think the parents in your neighborhood tell the kids not to go to your youth house that they tell the kids like don't ever go to that 34:59 Speaker 1 House. Oh, yeah, probably so more likely. Yeah, the neighbor kids. Because I think you're a gay couple or pedophiles. 35:05 Speaker 1 Uh, no, because you don't really see three gays in a house that usually doesn't happen. But we got that we got a lot of cars out here and we used to do a lot of party in late 35:13 Speaker 1 night and beer cans all over the place. But the neighbor kids know us they watch all the videos and whatnot. They're like, how do you want to get that? 35:19 Speaker 1 I appreciate it. So they're pretty cool. But the ones further down the road, we wave at them and 35:22 Speaker 1 their cat. Their cat likes to come up and get rat or mice out of our barn. So we're kind of like 35:28 Speaker 1 a mutual friends with them because of the cat. Besides that everything's going good. Well, 35:32 Speaker 1 you should turn your light on and dress up and sit outside and see if they stop by. 35:36 Speaker 1 Hey, I'm good on that. I'll probably be chilling inside. I think it's on a Saturday too. So I mean, 35:40 Speaker 1 it's just a normal Saturday. I got college football too and got time to be handed up. Yeah, Georgia, 35:44 Speaker 1 Florida this weekend. Yep. Mercedes been stadium. So that should be should be a good game. 35:49 Speaker 1 We'll see how that goes, but uh, hi, we'll go and get to daily dose of dumb news 35:55 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of the new daily dose of the news for you 36:07 Speaker 1 daily dose of the news daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from Brandon 36:16 Speaker 1 Inside the Pentagon's doomsday plan to keep America fighting if global war ruts. So oh Pete has hexet the Secretary of War 36:25 Speaker 1 wants to have military bases 36:27 Speaker 1 operating for at least 90 days without outside support as a prepare for the possibility of a major war that could cripple power grid 36:33 Speaker 1 disrupt supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on American soil and if I had probably 36:39 Speaker 1 If I had $15 for every time there was a doomsday warning or alert 36:43 Speaker 1 I'd have about $60 and it just so happens it always comes time of midterm elections and that's why I don't really take it really 36:51 Speaker 1 Too serious because I remember growing up during school. They tell us, you know every four years eight years by oh 36:55 Speaker 1 We're gonna be under attack everybody where watch out. I very be careful and 36:59 Speaker 1 I also with the military I feel like they should in general have a 90 day supply of anything 37:04 Speaker 1 Like I don't know why we're just now doing it now 37:06 Speaker 1 Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be self-sustained to begin with and it says they use civilian power grids 37:11 Speaker 1 But I was for sure they had like those major ass generators over there that it could use to keep the base running 37:16 Speaker 1 So I don't really understand what's going on here. Maybe you can shed a little more light on it 37:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, so they do have generators. They have generators that can power the entire base, right? 37:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, but those generators run off fuel and what they're concerned about 37:28 Speaker 1 Because I made it 37:29 Speaker 1 I called a couple guys that that work one of them works in DC and and the other one is still in the military station 37:35 Speaker 1 In the United States and I was just like dude. I'm really I'm confused right because usually you don't 37:40 Speaker 1 don't see that detail to the plan. 37:44 Speaker 1 No president's dumb, well, I guess there are presidents that are dumb enough, but I don't 37:48 Speaker 1 think this president dumb enough to say like, here's the plan. 37:51 Speaker 1 We're going to do this, this, this, this, this, this is the whole thing. 37:54 Speaker 1 This is where our military leadership is going to go to. 37:57 Speaker 1 This is how we're going to survive it. 37:59 Speaker 1 And we want to have this done in X amount of time because once you start doing that, 38:04 Speaker 1 then you have to start making progress. 38:06 Speaker 1 Now, what, what also concerned, because one of the guys I reached out to, I said, dude, 38:10 Speaker 1 Is this for real, right? 38:13 Speaker 1 And he said something to me that I went, that does change the way I think about this. 38:19 Speaker 1 So he said, you don't think it's real. 38:22 Speaker 1 When Trump got back into office, how much money or how much has Trump talked about finishing 38:27 Speaker 1 the border wall? 38:29 Speaker 1 Uh, a good bit when he first started. 38:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:32 Speaker 1 And he finished it. 38:33 Speaker 1 He's not finished. 38:34 Speaker 1 Well, it's not finished. 38:35 Speaker 1 But the, the, the, the rates have dropped to essentially zero people crossing. 38:39 Speaker 1 But he's not talking about a border wall anymore. 38:42 Speaker 1 He's not pushing that as an agenda, right? 38:43 Speaker 1 And he said, because sometimes your priorities change. 38:47 Speaker 1 And he was trying to say that the priority now is making a self-sufficient blah, blah, 38:50 Speaker 1 blah, and all that. 38:51 Speaker 1 Now, do you know how many bases there are in the United States? 38:55 Speaker 1 Of 430? 38:56 Speaker 1 There's over 300. 38:58 Speaker 1 Over over 300 bases in the continental United States. 39:01 Speaker 1 Now all these military bases have generators. 39:04 Speaker 1 They all have, you know, enough to keep them alive. 39:07 Speaker 1 Now, would they be war fighting ready? 39:09 Speaker 1 Not really. 39:10 Speaker 1 So what they want to do is they give them all many nuclear reactors, but 300 and something 39:15 Speaker 1 nuclear reactors that are going to go on these bases to keep them sustainable. 39:18 Speaker 1 Now that's going to cost hundreds of billions of dollars to do this. 39:22 Speaker 1 Plus your own water supply, all that. 39:27 Speaker 1 It wasn't that it was like such a huge undertaking that they're talking about and the amount of 39:33 Speaker 1 money that they're just saying, yeah, we're going to spend it. 39:36 Speaker 1 This is how important this is. 39:38 Speaker 1 But it was Japan simultaneously coming out with this, hey everybody, make sure you have 39:45 Speaker 1 enough food stockpiled and water stockpiled to carry you over for a week. 39:51 Speaker 1 And then the UK simultaneously coming out going, hey everybody, have a plan. 39:58 Speaker 1 So when you have multiple nations that are coming out and saying these things, there's 40:02 Speaker 1 obviously something going on. 40:03 Speaker 1 talked about earlier in the show, it's like, you know, we always know 50%. Well, if your mom 40:10 Speaker 1 looks at the weather forecast and you're a little kid and she says, Brandon, make sure you wear 40:15 Speaker 1 your hat and your coat tomorrow. She's not going to tell you because it's going to be a 40:20 Speaker 1 wind chill of negative four. And she just tells you to do it. Maybe you don't ask why, but do you do 40:26 Speaker 1 it? You do it. So I'm sitting here now and I'm going, Dang, dude, like, I don't want to be a 40:30 Speaker 1 prepper. Like, I've never wanted to be I've always prepped on guns and ammo, because I always 40:34 Speaker 1 believed that guns and ammo are what's going to get you through any major situation. But now I'm 40:40 Speaker 1 going, what am I missing? Like, why why would these military bases have to be cut off from the 40:46 Speaker 1 civilian community? It doesn't it's just weird, right? Well, the way I think about it is, you know, 40:51 Speaker 1 Japan, I mean, they're always scared to fuck out of China is gonna fuck him up over there. And 40:56 Speaker 1 UK has already fallen to immigrants and that place is just the fucking hell hole over there now. 41:00 Speaker 1 But with America, I feel like we got a lot of guns. I don't think anybody's going to 41:04 Speaker 1 invade us now. If the electric grid goes down, that's one thing. But what was that? Fucking 2012, 41:09 Speaker 1 the entire, I mean, the city of Atlanta and Georgia was shut down for an entire week when we had 41:13 Speaker 1 two inches of ice. We all survived that. I think we'll be perfectly fine. But also, 41:18 Speaker 1 I like the idea of nuclear energy. I mean, I don't know why people are so scared of it. 41:21 Speaker 1 Obviously, I do share a noble. People are thinking it's going to melt down and destroy the entire 41:25 Speaker 1 city and not going to be inhabitable for, you know, hundreds of years or whatnot. But obviously in 41:29 Speaker 1 the long run, nuclear energy would be a lot cheaper. You know, the initial investment is going to cost 41:33 Speaker 1 a lot, but then you don't have to, you don't have to buy diesel. You don't have to pay the truckers 41:37 Speaker 1 to come and supply the bases or anything like that. And I would like to see more nuclear for the 41:44 Speaker 1 residential power grid. That just makes more sense. It's just easier to maintain and it's lost for 41:49 Speaker 1 pretty much ever. So I don't really see a problem with that. Now, when it comes to if the electrical 41:54 Speaker 1 to get shut down. I mean, obviously the first people that are going to go are the people in the city, right? 41:57 Speaker 1 I mean, the people that don't have guns, people in the city, because the people are going to start looting. 42:01 Speaker 1 I mean, you saw we didn't have a lecture period to get shut down. 42:04 Speaker 1 You got George Floyd got shut down and Minneapolis and all these cities started getting right in and shit. 42:08 Speaker 1 What crazy? But you didn't see that shit happening in the country where I live. 42:11 Speaker 1 Now, you in the neighborhood might be a little more rough, but you always said you're going to go to the cabin. 42:15 Speaker 1 But you have to leave like, you know, you have to guess it leave like two days before you think it's going to happen 42:20 Speaker 1 because getting out of land is going to be a fucking hellhole. 42:22 Speaker 1 But I don't think so. I mean, they anticipate like, and we're talking about 42:26 Speaker 1 EAP, right? I think that that's the only real fear that a lot of people have. 42:31 Speaker 1 And I don't think we got to worry about a, you know, friggin zombie invasion or a 42:36 Speaker 1 nuclear, a nuclear weapon being launched. 42:39 Speaker 1 And I'm not convinced that we need to worry about aliens either. 42:42 Speaker 1 So I think this is all in preparation for an EAP because I think Russia does 42:45 Speaker 1 have the capability. I think most countries have the capability. China. 42:49 Speaker 1 I think we all do. I think we have the capability to do to another country. 42:52 Speaker 1 We just haven't pulled that trigger. 42:54 Speaker 1 But I think eventually it's gonna happen. 42:56 Speaker 1 And if that, it's not if, right? 42:58 Speaker 1 I think it is definitely gonna happen, 42:59 Speaker 1 just maybe not in our lifetime, but it's gonna happen. 43:02 Speaker 1 When that happens, everybody's just gonna think 43:05 Speaker 1 the power went out and then they're gonna start checking 43:06 Speaker 1 their cars, they're start checking their phones. 43:08 Speaker 1 I'm like, dang dude, like what's going on, right? 43:10 Speaker 1 Like why don't I have anything working? 43:13 Speaker 1 Like the light switch is gonna start going off 43:14 Speaker 1 in people's heads and you're almost gonna be stuck 43:16 Speaker 1 where you're at unless you have a capability 43:19 Speaker 1 of going somewhere, like what is the cars? 43:21 Speaker 1 they're pre pre 1996 or something like that. Isn't that isn't that the year where they'll still operate with an EAP? 43:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. Some like 99. I got a truck out there I can use if I have to. But like I said, and you would have to launch so many. I mean, essentially a nuke without the explosion, everything. It's just a much more discharges like a solar flare. A solar flare would do it. 43:42 Speaker 1 No, yeah, yeah, I mean, it would take out part of the part of the world for sure and then just start rebuilding everything 43:48 Speaker 1 But that's you know a lot of people speculate that's what's gonna happen with AI like AI is gonna get so far 43:53 Speaker 1 it's gonna take over robots are gonna come alive and the other way is gonna be able to reset as if the 43:58 Speaker 1 Solar flare were to happen and takes out all the electronics on earth 44:01 Speaker 1 but at the same time and it's like I mean you just just got to build more right I mean 44:06 Speaker 1 And I don't see if we would just have power down 44:08 Speaker 1 I don't see anybody actually invading America at that point because once again 44:11 Speaker 1 and we're the second, I think US civilians 44:13 Speaker 1 are the second largest army in the world, correct? 44:16 Speaker 1 No, US civilians? 44:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they're the second largest army in the world 44:21 Speaker 1 when it comes, what did I say? 44:23 Speaker 1 No, you're right. 44:24 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess if you're going to consider, 44:26 Speaker 1 I mean, but how many really are military-aged males 44:30 Speaker 1 that would have the capability and the courage 44:34 Speaker 1 to actually pick up arms and defend themselves? 44:37 Speaker 1 I think you're looking at maybe 30% of the population, 44:40 Speaker 1 maybe. Oh, it says right here. There's a SMA 392 to 500 million firearms in civilian 44:46 Speaker 1 possession, the United States, me and civilian guns outnumber the country's population. Obviously 44:50 Speaker 1 half of those are in over half of those are in Jose's pawn shop. I mean, they're not they're 44:55 Speaker 1 not you know, you're not spread out. It's like you have certain little clusters and most and 44:58 Speaker 1 most friend groups, you have one or two guys that have a lot of guns. Right. Lots of I don't 45:03 Speaker 1 know. Anybody that everybody I know has at least three guns. I see I live too close to Atlanta. 45:08 Speaker 1 So I got too many freaking left leaning friends, you know, or, or, you know, I mean, I'm serious 45:13 Speaker 1 to you. Like I talk about guns and I talk about, you know, with Megan sleepwalking and I'm like, 45:17 Speaker 1 dude, sometimes I'm worried, you know, she's going to grab that, you know, the AR that I got hidden 45:21 Speaker 1 because she knows where it's at. And they're like, you have an AR. But I got a freaking, I got 45:25 Speaker 1 saves full of them. I mean, you know, it's like, what are you doing with your life? You know, 45:28 Speaker 1 I'm guns, you know, but I think that that would diminish our fighting ability just because it's not 45:34 Speaker 1 as many as you think when you look at the grand scheme of things, you got children, you got elderly, 45:37 Speaker 1 you got left leaning people, you have people that are right leaning, but they just don't 45:41 Speaker 1 believe in guns. It's small. And I will tell you, I looked it up. We were way off, but I 45:45 Speaker 1 think the listeners need to know this in case there's an EMP, what kind of car you're looking 45:50 Speaker 1 for. Okay? Because it's got to be built before 1975 with mechanical injection. Some vehicles 46:00 Speaker 1 up to the 1990s, but most likely they'll not run after an electromagnetic pulse. This is 46:06 Speaker 1 crazy. What is this is the top EMP resistant vehicles ever made. I don't know. I think 46:14 Speaker 1 you can get them. What do you think the classic gas the most top EMP resistant vehicle for 46:20 Speaker 1 classic gasoline car? Which one do you think it is? Oh, it's got to be a old five Oh Mustang. 46:26 Speaker 1 No, but it is a Ford. 46:29 Speaker 1 F 100 and F 100 is the the most reliable classic gasoline car. Now what about vintage diesel? The most reliable 46:40 Speaker 1 vintage diesel turn an EMP. Oh God. It's got to be an international. What what kind Detroit 46:47 Speaker 1 international forward? Oh no, no, it's an international car. It's not an American car. Oh, I thought I 46:53 Speaker 1 thought it meant it was the international. I thought you nailed this one. 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I gotta get that. Is that what's in it? Yeah 49:01 Speaker 1 So many people on there 12 or 24 about I can't remember which one it is. Yeah, there's no way there's electronics on that thing 49:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, not really but I mean like I said, it's up 49:10 Speaker 1 But then at that point you got to get fuel but those comings they'll run off of I mean they run off oil 49:14 Speaker 1 They run off pretty much anything as combustible you put like engine oil in there 49:17 Speaker 1 You put vegetable oil you can run it off fucking anything and just smell fucking crazy, but I mean look at it 49:22 Speaker 1 I'm trying to are going back to how many people are here. 49:26 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. 49:28 Speaker 1 So we've got as of August 26, 2026, there are approximately 38.8 49:34 Speaker 1 million Republican males. 49:36 Speaker 1 So that's about the army you got right there when it comes to guns 49:39 Speaker 1 and who knows how to use them for the most. 49:40 Speaker 1 And I'm saying what I say, I said 30%. 49:42 Speaker 1 That's that's less than 30. 49:44 Speaker 1 That's that's what 10%, 12%. 49:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, let me look at this up. 49:48 Speaker 1 How many how many 49:50 Speaker 1 uh, males in armed forces. Oh, there's probably like the real armed forces. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, 50:00 Speaker 1 you're probably looking at 300. I don't know. Right. More than that. 600,000 500,000, uh, 50:04 Speaker 1 1.1 million male active duty service members. So we've got a 38 times that when it comes 50:09 Speaker 1 to Republicans with guns. So I think we'd be okay, you know, and then obviously maybe 50:13 Speaker 1 not all Republicans have guns, but I'll say when majority of them probably do it, they 50:15 Speaker 1 know how to use them. So I think we'd probably be okay. I think we'd be all right. But in 50:19 Speaker 1 the case that something were to happen. I mean, obviously, I'd probably just go to my dad's and, 50:23 Speaker 1 you know, I just run the whale off my truck or his truck. What not. 50:26 Speaker 1 You also got to worry about the fact that all the liberals will be fighting for the other country. 50:29 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I'm not even I'm not trying to bust liberals with that's funny because you know, 50:35 Speaker 1 they would. As soon as like we'd get war and they'd be like protesting, like, 50:40 Speaker 1 stop the violence against the Islamic State. You know, like, what? 50:43 Speaker 1 How do we know they don't like us by the person down? Damn it. 50:46 Speaker 1 I'm not a bad guy. Anybody parachute down. If you're not seeing red 50:48 Speaker 1 Don damn it, shoot him out of the sky. Son of a bitch. What the fuck? 50:52 Speaker 1 Got a crazy but yeah, I'd probably just go to my dad's or 50:55 Speaker 1 probably hang out there. You know, we get the well kicked on and 50:57 Speaker 1 there's plenty of deer. I'm not a big fan of deer meat. But if I 50:59 Speaker 1 got to eat it, I'll fucking shoot a deer and we'll eat it. Oh, 51:02 Speaker 1 yeah. Yeah. But look back in the woods. Everything be fine. Like 51:05 Speaker 1 say, my area, we perfectly fine. We got a lot of I think we 51:07 Speaker 1 got more guns that we do people down here and it's it's a very 51:11 Speaker 1 red. People know how to use them. People should I mean, you live 51:13 Speaker 1 over in my dad's. I mean, you sit outside for fucking an hour 51:16 Speaker 1 you're gonna hear fucking 25 gunshots. So you should be good to go would be all right. But I like 51:20 Speaker 1 said, I also think it's something to do with the midterm elections as well because you've also got 51:25 Speaker 1 you got the US also in a Brazil just they went left leaning for some reason down there. It's 51:31 Speaker 1 I don't really think it's that big of a deal. I mean, they've got bigger problems than what 51:34 Speaker 1 their government is because they get all the fucking cartels and everything running that shit 51:37 Speaker 1 regardless. But a big one obviously that people are talking about is the Israeli 51:42 Speaker 1 Israeli election you got Netanyahu and you get this other guy. What's his name? 51:46 Speaker 1 Of course now the page 51:47 Speaker 1 God II 51:48 Speaker 1 is in cot and I saw I don't know if this is true how true it is but apparently Trump said if 51:54 Speaker 1 Netanyahu does not get reelected than Israel's on their own with Iran which would probably be a good scenario 51:59 Speaker 1 There'd probably cool things out over there in the middle of the East 52:02 Speaker 1 And apparently this is the largest turnout in voter election with like 76% since 1999 when BB first got elected 52:09 Speaker 1 So I guess the people of Israel are pissed off with their government as well and there's gonna be some change 52:14 Speaker 1 But apparently right now is deadlocked and I know in Georgia right now 52:17 Speaker 1 So from what they say it's like a dead even tie between bottoms and a Jackson. So we'll see how that goes 52:26 Speaker 1 I said once again, I mean you can be a Democrat. That's fine 52:30 Speaker 1 But I mean how are you gonna vote to me personally? 52:32 Speaker 1 I don't understand how you gonna vote for someone that quit their last year and a half of being the mayor of Atlanta 52:36 Speaker 1 because she just couldn't do it. 52:37 Speaker 1 She just needed me time and there's just too much shit 52:40 Speaker 1 going wrong with Atlanta. 52:40 Speaker 1 She's like, you know, I've reflected on my time as mayor 52:43 Speaker 1 and it's been about four years. 52:44 Speaker 1 I think I can run the entire state. 52:46 Speaker 1 Like, lady, are you crazy? 52:47 Speaker 1 What is going on here? 52:48 Speaker 1 Now I'm not saying Rick Jackson is the best candidate either, 52:50 Speaker 1 but these are two options we have. 52:51 Speaker 1 So, you know, we'll see how that goes. 52:54 Speaker 1 But midterms, there's always some crazy shit going on. 52:56 Speaker 1 I'll just be glad to get through this. 52:57 Speaker 1 I'm tired of all the ads, the political ads and whatnot. 53:00 Speaker 1 I know people have been saying 53:01 Speaker 1 they've been hearing them here on the podcast as well. 53:03 Speaker 1 We don't have any control over that. 53:05 Speaker 1 I think we do but we'll take whoever's money for the most part 53:08 Speaker 1 Someone said they got a commercial for AIDS medication this morning. I'm like, oh, I got a man 53:14 Speaker 1 Do you have AIDS? I haven't heard back from you 53:20 Speaker 1 There's looking up like how do I know if I have a fucking in Atlanta you probably do 53:27 Speaker 1 But yeah, see prime minister's also confused the shit on me because apparently they've got like like it's just so confusing 53:34 Speaker 1 They've got a Congress, but it's also like part of the party and it's like at the prime minister wins 53:38 Speaker 1 They've got to get Congress and everything or their own Congress 53:41 Speaker 1 But if not, they can't really do anything about it 53:43 Speaker 1 But ours is like three different branches so you can still have some give and take 53:46 Speaker 1 But I don't really know prime minister also just seems like a really outdated form of it seems just like a glorified 53:53 Speaker 1 dictator, right? 53:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean well, I guess you look at most like the UK prime minister has all the power right and then the the king has no power 54:02 Speaker 1 He's just a position that's being held and you got their parliament, which would be like our Congress 54:07 Speaker 1 But I mean I think every country for the most part civilized country 54:11 Speaker 1 Democracy's they all have that power structure the same way we do because I mean the UK has a judicial a judicial system as well 54:18 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's as involved as ours is because I mean our Supreme Court obviously makes the law 54:23 Speaker 1 Congress makes the laws Supreme Court says yep, they're legal and then the president puts past them in the law 54:29 Speaker 1 So you have those three branches that are supposed to work together, but I mean when was the last time they really worked together? 54:34 Speaker 1 I mean honestly 54:36 Speaker 1 Because I'm not 9 11 right 9 11 54:38 Speaker 1 It's been something years the last time they were like hey, we should spy on the American people like patriac 54:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, let's do it and they said okay, you know and that was it after that dude. It's been downhill 54:48 Speaker 1 I mean they can't agree on anything. It's it's pointless to even vote. I did you voted. What are you doing with your time? 54:54 Speaker 1 You're wasting that's moments of your life. You're never gonna get back. Why would you vote? 54:57 Speaker 1 And I just feel like, you know, and just because I, you know, it's always good back to you can't complain about it if you don't participate. So I'm like, yeah, I just go in there took five minutes to do. I was already up town anyway. And they have early voting out for like fucking three weeks. So it's kind of like, why not? 55:11 Speaker 1 And so I went up there and I voted and I got a nice little sticker and everything and the people in there were pleasant. So who'd you vote for? 55:17 Speaker 1 Straight Republican ticket. I don't even know what you were such a, you're such a pig such a fascist. 55:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, I mean, it was the other option liberals really come on now 55:30 Speaker 1 Yes, he can't even say anything I did no, I do read the amendment 55:34 Speaker 1 You know the bills being put in there was one for Georges, like should the 55:39 Speaker 1 conservationist land be extended from 2000 to 4,000 acres 55:43 Speaker 1 I said yes, and then there was also one saying should nine one one or should they repurpose some money 55:50 Speaker 1 from 55:51 Speaker 1 something to make better call centers for 911. 55:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, no. 55:56 Speaker 1 So just got rid of that one. 55:57 Speaker 1 I don't know. 55:58 Speaker 1 We don't really need that. 55:59 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 56:01 Speaker 1 What? 56:01 Speaker 1 See, I don't really care. 56:03 Speaker 1 None of that, none of that even, I don't even care. 56:05 Speaker 1 I just, you know what they should vote on as gas prices? 56:08 Speaker 1 You know, vote on gas, but vote on how much 56:10 Speaker 1 a gallon of milk costs, and I'll show up. 56:12 Speaker 1 But until you do that, I don't care. 56:15 Speaker 1 Now, I don't think you really vote on gas prices. 56:18 Speaker 1 I mean, this guy, Preston Beck just said, 56:20 Speaker 1 I just realized they're in the same room. 56:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're totally not. 56:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, rest in eye. 56:24 Speaker 1 You see all the damn signs over here, 56:25 Speaker 1 not lining it up at all. 56:26 Speaker 1 We need to get the signs where they line up 56:27 Speaker 1 like perfectly everywhere. 56:28 Speaker 1 Well, and our lighting is completely different 56:30 Speaker 1 because you're in a basement 56:31 Speaker 1 and I have all this light shining in 56:33 Speaker 1 from my front window. 56:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, and you got like a lighter wall than I do. 56:36 Speaker 1 I've painted mine gray, but anyway. 56:39 Speaker 1 All right, I got one more story here. 56:40 Speaker 1 It's kind of a quick one and. 56:41 Speaker 1 You better hurry because my what the chuck I can't. 56:43 Speaker 1 Oh, we had enough. 56:45 Speaker 1 We had enough talk about it when there's people inside the house. 56:47 Speaker 1 Completely forgot we haven't done that yet. 56:48 Speaker 1 So we'll go ahead and get into what the chuck. 56:52 Speaker 1 What the chug. 56:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? 56:55 Speaker 1 Chuck you real hard. 56:56 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 56:57 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 56:57 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 56:58 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 56:59 Speaker 1 Full of Chuck. 57:00 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. 57:02 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 57:04 Speaker 1 What the chug? 57:06 Speaker 1 Be a giant version. 57:07 Speaker 1 All right. 57:08 Speaker 1 So I tease this yesterday. 57:09 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, yeah. 57:11 Speaker 1 Gross kid stuff. 57:12 Speaker 1 I don't know. 57:13 Speaker 1 Weird. 57:14 Speaker 1 I'm sure nobody's in here because so car has his his little 57:18 Speaker 1 friend over his little girlfriend thing that they've been hanging out. So anyway, so about about two weeks ago 57:26 Speaker 1 a Carter 57:28 Speaker 1 come is it these downstairs and he goes to the bathroom and he leaves and 57:33 Speaker 1 Sydney comes in and she goes oh my god 57:36 Speaker 1 Mom like it. Oh, it's so gross in there. I'm like, okay, you know, like whatever and she goes 57:43 Speaker 1 Who haven't went to the bathroom didn't flush, right? 57:46 Speaker 1 right? Meghan immediately gets up and she goes, what? And she goes in and she goes, 57:51 Speaker 1 Oh my God. It's like disgusting, right? And, uh, and then Megan comes out and she goes, Chuck, 57:58 Speaker 1 did you do that? And I go, Yeah, Megan, you know, I'm, I'm 40 and 47 years old. And I just 58:03 Speaker 1 decided that I'm not going to flush, you know, whatever. And she goes, well, there's no toilet 58:06 Speaker 1 paper in there. And I said, what? And it's, Oh, Jesus. So I walk in and I'm like, Oh my God. 58:16 Speaker 1 Like, and it's like, it's like a man, man, you know, it's, it's, it's a lot. 58:20 Speaker 1 So we obviously know who it is at this point, right? 58:24 Speaker 1 So we, we yell up at him and he comes down and we're like, yo, dude, like, like what's 58:29 Speaker 1 up with this, you know? 58:30 Speaker 1 And he goes, what do you mean? 58:32 Speaker 1 And we're like, well, why, why is there no toilet paper? 58:36 Speaker 1 He goes, I didn't need it. 58:38 Speaker 1 Right. 58:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, and it goes poop. 58:42 Speaker 1 So, so Megan goes, um, yeah, he kind of always do. 58:46 Speaker 1 And he goes, uh, not if it's like clean. 58:50 Speaker 1 And she goes, he's talking about and he goes, he goes, yeah, I never use it. 58:55 Speaker 1 If I don't need it. 58:56 Speaker 1 And, and so we're just sitting there. 58:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:59 Speaker 1 Dude, I was the last time that man's used to a paper. 59:03 Speaker 1 He said that's where I'm going. 59:05 Speaker 1 So, so I said, how often does this anomaly happen? 59:12 Speaker 1 Like, like in a, in a month, like how many times do you need to? 59:17 Speaker 1 And I kid you not dead straight in the face, not even like cracking a smile, not scared, 59:23 Speaker 1 not nervous. 59:24 Speaker 1 He goes, I don't twice. 59:26 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 59:27 Speaker 1 What are you feeding that kid? 59:30 Speaker 1 It's fucking bowls of fiber. 59:35 Speaker 1 I immediately start challenging this. 59:39 Speaker 1 And I said, I said, I said, Carter, I swear to God. 59:44 Speaker 1 I will go up there right now, and I'll go through all of your dirty clothes. 59:47 Speaker 1 And I guarantee you got skid marks, dude. 59:49 Speaker 1 Like, I guarantee it. 59:50 Speaker 1 Like, there's no way that's even humanly possible. 59:52 Speaker 1 OK? 59:53 Speaker 1 I mean, I know, like, at that age, I was like, half a roll, right? 59:57 Speaker 1 I would clog every toilet because I'm like, what is wrong with me? 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Right? 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Like you couldn't be good. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 So this kid had none and he swears. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 He doesn't need it, right? 1:00:09 Speaker 1 So now, every morning, Megan has to go, 1:00:13 Speaker 1 Carter, did you brush your teeth? 1:00:15 Speaker 1 He goes, yeah. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Did you put on deodorant? 1:00:18 Speaker 1 And he goes, yeah. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 And she goes, did you wipe your ass? 1:00:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is wrong with my son? 1:00:25 Speaker 1 So that's what we're dealing with now. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 So have you did you ever go through a phase when you were a kid that you did stuff like I mean 1:00:33 Speaker 1 I couldn't even because I like to compare my life 1:00:36 Speaker 1 I was comparing me growing up and thinking okay 1:00:38 Speaker 1 Like maybe I did this stuff like when I was that age right cuz I don't think but I don't think I ever did that 1:00:44 Speaker 1 Did you ever do that? Oh no, I am I still get excited of this day when I have like a ghost wiper 1:00:49 Speaker 1 Ghost poop and you know you do like one wipe. Oh damn. There's nothing down there 1:00:53 Speaker 1 that's an anomaly. That's an anomaly. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 Well, that's what I'm looking at right here. So ghost poops are generally rare and happen 1:00:59 Speaker 1 on unpredictable, occasional basis rather than every day. Gastronologists note that true ghost 1:01:04 Speaker 1 poops, where a well formed stool passed clearly and leave zero residue or disappear smoothly, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 are rare than normal bowel movements, such as happens one in 50 times. Not experiencing 1:01:14 Speaker 1 a ghost poop does not mean your digestive system is unhealthy. A wide variety of normal 1:01:18 Speaker 1 still shapes and textures occur day to day. Dietary fiber. So I mean, 20 to 35 grams a 1:01:27 Speaker 1 day. I mean, what is this kid eating? Because I mean, am I a that age? I mean, I would just 1:01:31 Speaker 1 eat whatever snacks, you know, candy, fucking sandwiches and cereal and whatever's in the 1:01:35 Speaker 1 fucking pantry of chips. I mean, what does he just eat in straight fiber like a Wheaties 1:01:40 Speaker 1 or something all day? No, it's a typical like concession stand diet, right? Because we're 1:01:45 Speaker 1 at the ball field almost every night. He's got dogs. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 I can't. And like somebody said down here, you at least have to 1:01:54 Speaker 1 check before you assume it's a ghost wife, right? And like, 1:01:59 Speaker 1 there's, I'm almost convinced he's under the impression because 1:02:03 Speaker 1 maybe he had two ghost whites in a row, right? But he was just 1:02:07 Speaker 1 like, Hey, I don't ever have to do that again. Like I'm 1:02:11 Speaker 1 perfect, right? So now he just assumes they're all ghost 1:02:15 Speaker 1 wipes. But I mean, I gotta get this kid fixed. He's gonna be 1:02:19 Speaker 1 freaking going into high school. And he's gonna get some girl 1:02:22 Speaker 1 and she's gonna be like, Hey, you want to make out? And he's 1:02:25 Speaker 1 gonna be like, Yeah, and then I mean, God forbid he sits on a 1:02:28 Speaker 1 bed with no underwear on, you know what I mean? I guess that 1:02:33 Speaker 1 won't want to go spook. That's my second one of them up. That 1:02:35 Speaker 1 should be it. No, don't worry about it. What's on the what's on 1:02:38 Speaker 1 the sheet he's like who left that there so gross dude 1:02:43 Speaker 1 but see so is he on gross see on any kind of daily medication because apparently 1:02:48 Speaker 1 this person mad Hatties back said they took meds that made that made them 1:02:52 Speaker 1 happen is he taking a daily meds or anything like that no he's 12 I don't 1:02:56 Speaker 1 know if he had like ADHD medicine or something like that I don't know no he 1:02:59 Speaker 1 definitely doesn't need that the kids way to chill um I don't I don't know I 1:03:03 Speaker 1 I mean, maybe it's the amount of water he drinks. 1:03:06 Speaker 1 He does drink, and I'm not over to say, 1:03:09 Speaker 1 he probably drinks upwards of a gallon of water a day 1:03:11 Speaker 1 because he's every day he's got sports. 1:03:15 Speaker 1 And he doesn't, you know, he obviously doesn't drink alcohol. 1:03:17 Speaker 1 So he's just constantly pounding water all day. 1:03:20 Speaker 1 So that's the only thing I can kind of attribute it to, 1:03:23 Speaker 1 but it's like, you can't assume that, like ever. 1:03:27 Speaker 1 I've never assumed, you know what I mean? 1:03:30 Speaker 1 I've been in like, like the worst, right? 1:03:32 Speaker 1 And this is, this is funny. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 Cause I just want to know how you handle the situation. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Cause this is, this has happened to me in the last year, 1:03:37 Speaker 1 where you go to a public restroom, 1:03:39 Speaker 1 especially at a ballpark, right? 1:03:42 Speaker 1 You gotta go, you go in and there's no toilet paper 1:03:45 Speaker 1 in the stall, right? 1:03:47 Speaker 1 And then you're like, okay, well, I'll go grab paper towel. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 And then you go out in the main area 1:03:52 Speaker 1 and it's a hand blower, right? 1:03:54 Speaker 1 How do you handle that situation? 1:03:59 Speaker 1 I've never been in the situation 1:04:00 Speaker 1 cause I always check the bathroom 1:04:01 Speaker 1 to make sure there's toilet paper in there. 1:04:03 Speaker 1 I mean, I'll just go ahead and shit. 1:04:04 Speaker 1 And I assume the fucking janitor that makes $9 an hour 1:04:07 Speaker 1 is gonna make sure these are stock 24 seven 1:04:09 Speaker 1 for all these kids shitting out hot dogs 1:04:10 Speaker 1 and everything like that. 1:04:11 Speaker 1 So I always use a check it. 1:04:13 Speaker 1 I mean, how often does that happen to you? 1:04:14 Speaker 1 Do you shit? 1:04:15 Speaker 1 It's like pulling a gun on somebody, 1:04:17 Speaker 1 not checking it's loaded. 1:04:18 Speaker 1 Oh, what are you talking about? 1:04:19 Speaker 1 I'm like, 1:04:20 Speaker 1 I'm telling me, you're telling me, 1:04:23 Speaker 1 you've never had to go so bad 1:04:24 Speaker 1 that you didn't just run into a stall and go. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 I usually check to make sure there's toilet paper for it. 1:04:29 Speaker 1 I fucking take a shit. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:04:31 Speaker 1 So what if you got to go really, really bad? 1:04:33 Speaker 1 you run into a stall and there's no toilet paper. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 What's the alternative? 1:04:36 Speaker 1 You're gonna pack your pants. 1:04:38 Speaker 1 I told you, I'm like a crow. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 I sit shit, I do it at home before I leave 1:04:41 Speaker 1 before I take my flight and you just do it wherever 1:04:44 Speaker 1 you can. 1:04:45 Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like you just try to hit all the bathroom 1:04:47 Speaker 1 and just do like reviews on them. 1:04:48 Speaker 1 No dude, I have a very overly active body 1:04:52 Speaker 1 when it comes to going to the bad. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 I go three, four times a day. 1:04:55 Speaker 1 Is that healthy? 1:04:57 Speaker 1 I think so, yeah. 1:04:58 Speaker 1 I'm on a schedule. 1:04:59 Speaker 1 I mean, I know it's morning lunch, 1:05:00 Speaker 1 Late, late, late, late afternoon and then before I go to bed. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 Sometimes, no on the night. 1:05:05 Speaker 1 When I take some. 1:05:06 Speaker 1 Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. 1:05:08 Speaker 1 You may not know this, but I have eczema. 1:05:10 Speaker 1 So I get how it can steal your time. 1:05:12 Speaker 1 But why let eczema take over when you can talk to your doctor about eczema? 1:05:17 Speaker 1 Ebglass, labricizumab, LBKZ, a 250 milligram per 2 milliliter injection, 1:05:22 Speaker 1 is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older 1:05:26 Speaker 1 who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kilograms, with moderate to severe eczema. 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Ask your doctor about EPCLIS and visit EPCLIS.com or call 1-800-LILLY-R-X 1:06:02 Speaker 1 or 1-800-545-5979. 1:06:27 Speaker 1 Upgrade your sleep this holiday season. 1:06:29 Speaker 1 Shop at one of Sleep Number's stores nationwide 1:06:32 Speaker 1 or at sleepnumber.com. 1:06:37 Speaker 1 I think Matt had, he said, 1:06:38 Speaker 1 I got a dent on the side of my truck 1:06:39 Speaker 1 from leaning up against it, 1:06:40 Speaker 1 taking the crap in the woods. 1:06:41 Speaker 1 Damn. 1:06:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, what did he do? 1:06:43 Speaker 1 I mean, see, that's what I'm saying. 1:06:44 Speaker 1 Like, in your in that situation, 1:06:45 Speaker 1 what do you, I mean, I get it if you're in that situation 1:06:48 Speaker 1 because I'm not using leaves. 1:06:50 Speaker 1 I have used a sock before, 1:06:51 Speaker 1 like I've taken my sock off, you know? 1:06:54 Speaker 1 But you know, I just can't, I don't know. 1:06:55 Speaker 1 You don't keep a roll of toilet paper in your truck. 1:06:58 Speaker 1 No. 1:06:59 Speaker 1 Megan keeps a rolled toilet paper and clean X's in the truck, but that's just because the kids. 1:07:04 Speaker 1 They're always like, oh my God, you know, but I don't know. 1:07:08 Speaker 1 I just think that you're, there's something wrong with you. 1:07:11 Speaker 1 Never been in a situation. 1:07:12 Speaker 1 No, I just kind of planned for the scenario. 1:07:14 Speaker 1 Like always be prepared, you know, and that's just what was drilled into my head over here. 1:07:18 Speaker 1 We're talking about doomsday prep and check canning and prep and save their toilet paper 1:07:20 Speaker 1 for it. 1:07:21 Speaker 1 It takes a shit like what I'm talking about. 1:07:22 Speaker 1 Well, the good news is if doomsday does happen, there's one person in my household that'll 1:07:26 Speaker 1 have no problem with the lack of toilet paper. 1:07:28 Speaker 1 He's gonna be like, sucks to be you guys. 1:07:31 Speaker 1 I'm perfect. 1:07:32 Speaker 1 He just got a pile outside with no toilet paper. 1:07:35 Speaker 1 It's got piles of toilet paper. 1:07:38 Speaker 1 Jesus, that's pretty crazy though. 1:07:40 Speaker 1 That's wild. 1:07:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:07:42 Speaker 1 So I'm gonna say he probably needs to just like do at least one white just to make sure 1:07:44 Speaker 1 it is a ghost poop because it's gonna be that one day where he does any pulls his pants 1:07:47 Speaker 1 up in school and it's just it's just everywhere. 1:07:49 Speaker 1 It's gonna be bad. 1:07:50 Speaker 1 I remember I should have like rolled down his leg. 1:07:52 Speaker 1 That was rough. 1:07:53 Speaker 1 What? 1:07:54 Speaker 1 It's just pants on the monkey bars and it rolled down his leg. 1:07:56 Speaker 1 Oh God, I never get that image out of my head. 1:07:58 Speaker 1 I told you about the kid that I was coaching and he was out in the right field 1:08:01 Speaker 1 and he crapped his pants. 1:08:02 Speaker 1 And this was like, when they were like eight years old and the umpire goes coach, 1:08:07 Speaker 1 coach, I want to go check on your right fielder. 1:08:10 Speaker 1 Right. 1:08:11 Speaker 1 And I'm walking out there and I see the kid in his right hand. 1:08:14 Speaker 1 It's just covered in crap. 1:08:16 Speaker 1 Right. Oh God. 1:08:17 Speaker 1 What do you do? 1:08:17 Speaker 1 Put his hand in the pants. 1:08:18 Speaker 1 See what it was. 1:08:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:08:19 Speaker 1 So he stuck his hand on his pants because he didn't know if he actually pooped and he 1:08:22 Speaker 1 like had it all over his hand and he just standing there and I walked up and I'm 1:08:25 Speaker 1 I was like, yo dude, are you okay? 1:08:26 Speaker 1 And he goes, I got poop on my hand. 1:08:29 Speaker 1 I go, oh my God. 1:08:30 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, so I switch him out. 1:08:33 Speaker 1 I bring in the bench player, I put this kit 1:08:35 Speaker 1 and I put him in the dugout. 1:08:36 Speaker 1 I didn't know what to do. 1:08:37 Speaker 1 And I'm like, so I just say, hey man, 1:08:39 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get you something to wash your hand with. 1:08:42 Speaker 1 And so I got my water, my big gatorade water jug. 1:08:47 Speaker 1 I'm gonna hold out your hands 1:08:48 Speaker 1 and he holds him out and I'm like dumping water 1:08:49 Speaker 1 on his hands and he's like doing this. 1:08:51 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I go back to coaching 1:08:53 Speaker 1 because we're in the middle of a game. 1:08:54 Speaker 1 It's like the fifth inning or whatever, like the game's almost over. 1:08:57 Speaker 1 And we get done and we're we get done. 1:09:00 Speaker 1 We're getting ready to bat and I'm getting ready to go to third base to coach third base 1:09:04 Speaker 1 and I look over and this kid freaking took the lid off of my Gatorade like drink thing 1:09:11 Speaker 1 and he stuck his hand in it and he grabbed an ice cube and he's eating the ice cube. 1:09:16 Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God. 1:09:19 Speaker 1 I threw it away. 1:09:20 Speaker 1 I had to throw away my Gatorade jug. 1:09:22 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm not even taking it home. 1:09:24 Speaker 1 It had like poop stains on top of it. 1:09:26 Speaker 1 Oh, the kids over there eating the ice out of it 1:09:28 Speaker 1 and sticking his hands like me. 1:09:29 Speaker 1 It was so gross. 1:09:30 Speaker 1 So, yeah. 1:09:32 Speaker 1 I hope this goes. 1:09:33 Speaker 1 Hopefully everybody was done eating their sausage biscuit 1:09:35 Speaker 1 for the morning on the way to work. 1:09:36 Speaker 1 By the time they got this. 1:09:38 Speaker 1 Sorry. 1:09:41 Speaker 1 Oh man. 1:09:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. So, all right. 1:09:43 Speaker 1 Well, we're going to go and get out of here. 1:09:44 Speaker 1 Like I said, we should have the owner, 1:09:45 Speaker 1 Indio brewing hopping on tomorrow with us. 1:09:47 Speaker 1 Going to be doing a late recording. 1:09:48 Speaker 1 So plan for that, but we appreciate it. 1:09:51 Speaker 1 And yeah, tell your kids, ask your kids that they do 1:09:54 Speaker 1 in ghost poops or if they're wiping or anything like that. 1:09:56 Speaker 1 Probably need to figure that out. 1:09:58 Speaker 1 All right, show you anything for a hell of a hell of a year. 1:09:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not something you normally 1:10:01 Speaker 1 would have to ask a child, but especially when they're 12. 1:10:03 Speaker 1 But you might want to, because you don't want them 1:10:04 Speaker 1 to get their teenage years thinking they're always ghost 1:10:07 Speaker 1 pooping. 1:10:07 Speaker 1 There you go. 1:10:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe they're wiping their ass, 1:10:09 Speaker 1 especially when they get to the beer-drinking age. 1:10:11 Speaker 1 And they're not just having to score it all over the place. 1:10:13 Speaker 1 No one's journey is the same. 1:10:15 Speaker 1 That's why Delta Sky Miles moves with you. 1:10:18 Speaker 1 Whether it's earning miles from coffee runs to flights, 1:10:21 Speaker 1 to redeeming for vacations your way, 1:10:23 Speaker 1 or unlocking exclusive experiences, 1:10:25 Speaker 1 a Sky Miles membership fits into your lifestyle, 1:10:28 Speaker 1 letting you do more of what makes you you. 1:10:31 Speaker 1 It's the membership that flies, dines, streams, 1:10:34 Speaker 1 rides, and arrives with you. 1:10:36 Speaker 1 Because when you have a membership that's as unique as you are, 1:10:39 Speaker 1 there is no telling where your journey will take you next. 1:10:43 Speaker 1 This holiday, the difference between buyers, 1:10:45 Speaker 1 just checking things out and checking out, 1:10:48 Speaker 1 comes down to the last few clicks. 1:10:50 Speaker 1 PayPal checkout is a trusted conversion engine 1:10:52 Speaker 1 fueled by 400 million active PayPal and Venmo accounts. 1:10:56 Speaker 1 Add Pay Later and turn holiday shoppers into regulars. 1:10:59 Speaker 1 96% of Pay Later shoppers are repeat users. 1:11:02 Speaker 1 PayPal Open, built for all business. 1:11:05 Speaker 1 Get started at paypalopen.com. 1:11:07 Speaker 1 Paypal Pay Later data, eight markets March 2025 1:11:09 Speaker 1 to February 2026. 1:11:10 Speaker 1 Repeat users defined as more than one 1:11:11 Speaker 1 Pay Later purchase in the past year. 1:11:13 Speaker 1 I was gonna say a little bit.