Chuck And My Grandma Have Alot In Common EP-421 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-28
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This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:01 Speaker 1 This just in from racetrack. The bacon cheeseburger pizza is back with crispy bacon, ground beef, 0:06 Speaker 1 mozzarella cheese, and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce all over a zesty cheese base. 0:11 Speaker 1 Is it a pizza that's been burger-fied, a burger that's out of its buns? One thing's for sure, it's worth every bite. 0:16 Speaker 1 Hey, you're supposed to read the ground breaking news! 0:19 Speaker 1 This is ground beefing news! 0:21 Speaker 1 The bacon cheeseburger pizza, so good it's back, but only for a limited time. 0:26 Speaker 1 Racetrack, whatever gets you going, available at participating locations through November 3rd. 0:30 Speaker 1 Selling your home doesn't have to be scary. 0:33 Speaker 1 Get a guaranteed offer and trust Marksbane Real Estate 0:35 Speaker 1 to sell your home hassle-free and for the most money. 0:38 Speaker 1 And sell with confidence. 0:39 Speaker 1 Go to marksbane.com to get a guaranteed offer 0:42 Speaker 1 on your home today. 0:43 Speaker 1 That's marksbane.com and start packing. 1:02 Speaker 1 Hi, what's up, everybody? 1:02 Speaker 1 It's your Wednesday. 1:03 Speaker 1 And on this day back in 1945, 1:06 Speaker 1 the first commercial ballpoint pin was sold in New York City. 1:09 Speaker 1 And it surprised me because the price 1:11 Speaker 1 has actually gone down a good bit. 1:13 Speaker 1 My name's Brandon Thrasher. 1:14 Speaker 1 It's the Daily Doze Show. 1:15 Speaker 1 We're going to pause real quick from a message advised by our attorneys. 1:18 Speaker 1 Morning. 1:18 Speaker 1 When you're about to hear the funniest shit in your life, with that being said, 1:20 Speaker 1 the comments made by Brandon and Chuck do not reflect their views. 1:22 Speaker 1 Everything said in the show is protected under parody law in no way, 1:24 Speaker 1 shape or form, as anything said or done on the show is real. 1:26 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 1:27 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 1:28 Speaker 1 All right. 1:28 Speaker 1 Over there's Chuck Charles iron fish. 1:30 Speaker 1 Uh, can you guess how much the price of a single ballpoint pin was back 1:34 Speaker 1 when it came out for the first time in 1945? 1:37 Speaker 1 The today's prices are 1945 prices. 1:40 Speaker 1 Uh, 1945 prices. 1:41 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say 1:44 Speaker 1 $2.35 it was $12.50 each that's not true dude 1:50 Speaker 1 Shut up. It might be it might be today's money 1:52 Speaker 1 But either way that is absolutely insane to me because there's a lot of things in history that it the prices never go down 1:58 Speaker 1 You get a ballpoint pin now you get probably a five-pack of them for probably what six bucks seven bucks more than likely 2:03 Speaker 1 They just look at me 1250 for a pin is absolutely ridiculous 2:06 Speaker 1 But I guess that's a whole lot better than using the quill and everything because that's what they were using before right? 2:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, have you ever tried to write with a quill? 2:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, I did back in the day 2:16 Speaker 1 I found like a bird feather outside and then I busted open a bunch of pins and then I got ink all over the couch 2:21 Speaker 1 And it was bad. I never actually got in the fucking ink. It was bad. Yeah, I took a calligraphy class 2:27 Speaker 1 I swear to God I did but there was there was a you know in high school you get to choose your 2:31 Speaker 1 excuse me, what's it called, your electives or whatever? 2:35 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, calligraphy? 2:37 Speaker 1 Like, that's gotta be easy, because even if you suck at it, 2:40 Speaker 1 they can't fail you, because you're never gonna need it. 2:42 Speaker 1 So I'm just- 2:43 Speaker 1 It's like Ark. 2:43 Speaker 1 It's just made up. 2:44 Speaker 1 Exactly. You know, you can be like, 2:45 Speaker 1 like, well, Brandon, all you did was just put a black dot 2:48 Speaker 1 on a piece of paper and you're like, I know. 2:50 Speaker 1 It's artistic. 2:51 Speaker 1 That's my name. 2:51 Speaker 1 Hey, you know, whatever. 2:53 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I did calligraphy and I did suck at it. 2:56 Speaker 1 Because you gotta hold the calligraphy pen a certain way. 2:59 Speaker 1 But one of the things that we did in the class was right with an old school like Quill. 3:04 Speaker 1 And they taught you like, hey, this is how they wrote with them. 3:09 Speaker 1 And I'll be honest, not a fan. 3:11 Speaker 1 I mean, you had to like dip it in the ink every word. 3:14 Speaker 1 It was painful. 3:16 Speaker 1 I never understood that. 3:16 Speaker 1 I thought it was like capillary action or something. 3:18 Speaker 1 It would suck it up in there, but it actually didn't work like that. 3:21 Speaker 1 Oh, you said you had to keep dipping it. 3:23 Speaker 1 My dad did calligraphy. 3:24 Speaker 1 I think he's still writing there, but he hadn't done it in a while because it's 3:26 Speaker 1 just not needed anymore. 3:27 Speaker 1 My grandma's always telling me to write cursive and she's still rice and cursive 3:31 Speaker 1 I learned cursive in the third grade and it died out two years later 3:34 Speaker 1 No one ever use this cursive anymore and I I don't write things anymore either really the last time I wrote was the other day 3:40 Speaker 1 We gave away the ps5 and I was trying to write down on these names and I'm like I can't even do this 3:44 Speaker 1 But I usually don't use pens a lot anymore. Do you do a lot of writing? I do a lot of typing 3:48 Speaker 1 So I do I do a lot of writing I do more writing than I do typing but that's because pranks my age 3:52 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, like I'm still when I when I substitute teach at the school 3:57 Speaker 1 I write a letter and you know cursive and then when I write checks I still write checks dude 4:02 Speaker 1 I I pay all my bills and checks what the fuck yeah, you're like my grandma exactly. They just write and shit 4:07 Speaker 1 No, you do cursive also, please don't tell me do cursive and on every check and every side that what do you mean? 4:14 Speaker 1 I mean you just scribble your name. It's not real cursive. You're not actually writing your name out 4:17 Speaker 1 Are you I just do you have to uncheck you have to write who it's to you have to write out the dollar amount 4:22 Speaker 1 I only write in cursive. I never write in anything but cursive. Damn you are like my grandma. Jose's over here. What up Jose 4:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't do cursive and I do writing either and whenever I write a check 4:32 Speaker 1 I usually have to write to because I fuck it up and I put the name on the amount part and then the 4:36 Speaker 1 Amount part of the name and it's all fucked. I have to do another one 4:39 Speaker 1 I don't even know where my checkbook is I had one checkbook when I started my business 4:42 Speaker 1 Back in the day actually when I guess I opened my personal checking account when I was like 16 4:46 Speaker 1 I don't know what was that was that was that was a new follower over there on the twitch 4:50 Speaker 1 Let me get rid of that 4:52 Speaker 1 That was a I don't even know what I'm saying. I thought somebody found our lucky charms. 4:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're over here. I got a dude. Is it weird? I feel like I sound like I have something 5:04 Speaker 1 stuck in my throat, but I don't. Does it sound like that to you? Yeah, sounds like you've 5:08 Speaker 1 been screaming or hauling or something. And I don't know what's going on with your shirt. 5:10 Speaker 1 I can't tell if that's like a penguin that's fading away. Maybe you got maybe you're talking 5:14 Speaker 1 about this is my verb pipe shirt, dude. It's my verb pipe shirt. This is the greatest 5:18 Speaker 1 fans of all time. But anyway, no, I, you know, my, my drunk 5:22 Speaker 1 landscaper drew, he taught me a trick. And I didn't, I've never 5:25 Speaker 1 done this before. I was pissed off because a lot of old people 5:29 Speaker 1 still pay me by check. But they make it out to the, the, the, 5:34 Speaker 1 the business, right? So I got to hide the money I got to send 5:37 Speaker 1 it myself. Okay, it's not, it's not what I'm trying to say, 5:40 Speaker 1 but at the end of the day, if you can do that once in a while, 5:43 Speaker 1 it's nice, you know, and then the memo, you know, sometimes it's 5:45 Speaker 1 cool if they just write like, you know, groceries, you know, or gift, you know, that's cool. 5:51 Speaker 1 Like whatever. So anyway, so, so Drew goes, I told, I told Drew when we were on vacation, 5:55 Speaker 1 I said, dude, it sucks, man. I got so many freaking like $400 checks, $300 checks for 6:01 Speaker 1 stupid stuff. Cause I, cause now we're offering power washing that we pay the power washers 6:05 Speaker 1 and they come and do it cause it's just people want that. So anyway, Drew goes, how many checks 6:09 Speaker 1 do you got? I go, I don't know, like eight that, that are all made out to the business. 6:14 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh dude, all you gotta do, 6:16 Speaker 1 and I think this is illegal. 6:18 Speaker 1 I've been doing it now because he told me to do it, 6:21 Speaker 1 so I'm just gonna act like I didn't know. 6:22 Speaker 1 And there's a disclaimer down the show, 6:23 Speaker 1 I can't even get in trouble for this. 6:25 Speaker 1 So what I do now is they write the business 6:27 Speaker 1 and I put a slash in whatever color ink it is, 6:30 Speaker 1 and I write Chuck, you know, I write my whole name in there. 6:35 Speaker 1 And then I deposit it, and Drew told me, 6:38 Speaker 1 and I don't know, again, I don't know if this is true, 6:40 Speaker 1 but I've been doing it ever since the trip to Panama City 6:42 Speaker 1 I haven't gotten jammed up yet. 6:44 Speaker 1 Whatever, I just deposited in my personal account, 6:47 Speaker 1 but it was made out for the business 6:49 Speaker 1 and then I just backslash put my name and it works. 6:52 Speaker 1 Like all the money's clearing. 6:54 Speaker 1 So I think that this is genius. 6:56 Speaker 1 So now I don't gotta like work it taxes 6:58 Speaker 1 and with the business and all that. 6:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, check frauds pretty easy. 7:00 Speaker 1 That's why I don't understand why people still do it. 7:02 Speaker 1 It just put their, 7:03 Speaker 1 cause you can also write on the back. 7:04 Speaker 1 Like I write this check out too. 7:05 Speaker 1 So and so you can just write it out to yourself as well. 7:08 Speaker 1 I don't know how the check forgery fraud on the front 7:11 Speaker 1 might get you caught up in something like that. 7:12 Speaker 1 But that's why I hate checks too. 7:14 Speaker 1 And they get wet, they're fucked in. 7:16 Speaker 1 Half the time the old people write the wrong date, 7:17 Speaker 1 they don't even know what fucking year it is. 7:19 Speaker 1 And I gotta wait like a year to cash the check. 7:21 Speaker 1 That's the worst. 7:23 Speaker 1 Every time someone asks me like, 7:24 Speaker 1 what would my payment officers are? 7:25 Speaker 1 I'll be like, oh, you know, I got cash, 7:28 Speaker 1 Zell, PayPal, check. 7:30 Speaker 1 You know, whatever, whatever you can. 7:31 Speaker 1 I'd appreciate it. 7:32 Speaker 1 But I still have all the old people 7:33 Speaker 1 that still write me checks whenever I do 7:35 Speaker 1 winterizations and whatnot. 7:36 Speaker 1 That's pretty much all I'm doing irrigation wise now. 7:38 Speaker 1 But Zell's just so much easier. 7:39 Speaker 1 It's just the way to go. 7:40 Speaker 1 of the bank. I do like seeing the people at the bank. They got rid of all the Biscop cookies. 7:44 Speaker 1 They used to have those in there. After COVID though, they got rid of them. You know, like 7:47 Speaker 1 the ones you get on Delta Airlines. They got to say, you go to that white trash bank. That's 7:50 Speaker 1 the nicest bank around. It's Delta Community Credit Union. It's the one air. 7:53 Speaker 1 Delta Community. That's like the same as like a community college. Like white, white trash 7:58 Speaker 1 go there. No, it's a credit union, which means your money's even safer over there. And 8:01 Speaker 1 you get a lot more return on your investment or whatever money you keep in the bank. That's 8:05 Speaker 1 a lot higher yield. But yeah, they got cookies and it doesn't smell like a weird, like a regular 8:10 Speaker 1 bank and the people are actually nice in there. Regular banks. I've been to them before like 8:14 Speaker 1 truest. Oh, worst fucking bank ever. I hate that place. Is that where you, you bank with truest? 8:19 Speaker 1 No, we, we bank with USA. I'm with Delta with you for the show. And you know, I've got, I've 8:25 Speaker 1 winning a couple of times and checked our balance to see if we have enough for me to buy groceries 8:28 Speaker 1 and stuff and still stuck in zero. But anyway, so I do have a Delta card, but I have only done 8:34 Speaker 1 in there one time for you. 8:36 Speaker 1 And then PNC, which I'm a fan of PNC, 8:39 Speaker 1 but there's not a lot of PNCs. 8:41 Speaker 1 And then Bank of America, 8:42 Speaker 1 which again, dude, I'm not a Bank of America fan, 8:45 Speaker 1 but I like to diversify. 8:47 Speaker 1 I never know when the hackers are gonna hit one bank. 8:50 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 8:51 Speaker 1 That's my biggest fear. 8:52 Speaker 1 Do you have all your money in one bank? 8:54 Speaker 1 Is that how you roll? 8:55 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I got like an investment fund. 8:57 Speaker 1 And then mainly in, you know, 8:59 Speaker 1 I just keep my checking account, the Delta. 9:01 Speaker 1 But besides that, I got, you know, I keep it elsewhere. 9:04 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, what bank? 9:06 Speaker 1 Uh, it's, uh, it's stifle. 9:08 Speaker 1 What is stifle? 9:09 Speaker 1 It's an investment firm. 9:11 Speaker 1 Uh, that's where I keep a lot of it in there, but you're getting out. 9:13 Speaker 1 So hard, dude. 9:13 Speaker 1 You're getting out. 9:14 Speaker 1 That's good. 9:15 Speaker 1 It's a trucks like invested money. 9:16 Speaker 1 That's retarded. 9:17 Speaker 1 What the fuck are you talking about? 9:17 Speaker 1 That makes no system. 9:18 Speaker 1 Me. 9:19 Speaker 1 That's how the snake oil, it's all snake oil free. 9:22 Speaker 1 That's how they get you. 9:23 Speaker 1 But, uh, yeah, I need to open a USA account and also my grandpa 9:26 Speaker 1 was in the armed forces. 9:27 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure I can get one of those. 9:28 Speaker 1 I had a Navy federal for a while and they never even asked me like for my 9:31 Speaker 1 grandpa's information. 9:32 Speaker 1 I had like his discharge paperwork and everything that I 9:34 Speaker 1 made a copy of and I got one and I thought I was going to get like great benefits but they 9:37 Speaker 1 suck ass so I'm going to try USA. They're okay. I mean the insurance isn't as good as it used 9:42 Speaker 1 to be but they're all right. So speaking of made up dumb art also on this day in 1965 the 9:48 Speaker 1 completion of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis finished up and that's I mean that just doesn't 9:53 Speaker 1 make sense to me like he just said let's just make an arch and put it there is there anything 9:56 Speaker 1 symbolic about it have you ever been there and seen it? 9:58 Speaker 1 This just in from Racetrack, the Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza is back with crispy bacon, ground beef, 10:05 Speaker 1 mozzarella cheese and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce all over a zesty cheese base. 10:10 Speaker 1 Is it a pizza that's been burger-fied, a burger that's out of its buns? 10:13 Speaker 1 One thing's for sure, it's worth every bite. 10:15 Speaker 1 Hey, you're supposed to read the ground breaking news. 10:18 Speaker 1 This is ground beefing news. 10:21 Speaker 1 The Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza, so good it's back, but only for a limited time. 10:25 Speaker 1 track, whatever gets you going, available at participating locations through November 3rd. 10:29 Speaker 1 Selling your home doesn't have to be scary. Get a guaranteed offer and trust 10:33 Speaker 1 Marksbane Real Estate to sell your home hassle-free and for the most money. 10:36 Speaker 1 Hi, this is Marksbane and our offers are the strongest in the industry. I've been in the 10:40 Speaker 1 business for nearly 30 years and have served over 72,000 satisfied clients, so I know what matters 10:46 Speaker 1 most, a quick sell and maximum profit. Choose the most trusted Real Estate team in the U.S. 10:51 Speaker 1 enclosed with confidence. Go to markspane.com to get a guaranteed offer on your home today. That's 10:56 Speaker 1 markspane.com and start packing. I've never been to St. Louis because I didn't want to die. 11:00 Speaker 1 I'll be honest with you. It's one of the most dangerous cities in America. 11:03 Speaker 1 Is that the gateway? Like the gateway arts to death? Like you're going to get robbed and stabbed 11:07 Speaker 1 you walk through it and you're instantly killed? Well, so I've only been I've only been to St. Louis 11:11 Speaker 1 one time and I'm not kidding. I literally get off the plane and I go to my hotel and I said, 11:19 Speaker 1 I said, what is there to do in the city? 11:22 Speaker 1 You know, and they're like, oh, we got some really good barbecue. 11:25 Speaker 1 And I said, oh, that's cool. 11:26 Speaker 1 You know, like, I love barbecue. 11:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, but I want to sight see, you know, 11:29 Speaker 1 like, what is there to go see? 11:30 Speaker 1 You can go see the arch. 11:32 Speaker 1 I said, oh, well, I kind of saw that when I was flying in, 11:34 Speaker 1 you know, because I mean, you're flying into St. Louis. 11:36 Speaker 1 It's all you see is the arch. 11:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, I saw that, you know, I don't need to go there. 11:40 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what else you got? 11:42 Speaker 1 Well, that's pretty much it. 11:43 Speaker 1 You know, you go see the arch and you eat some barbecue 11:45 Speaker 1 and you're good. 11:46 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 11:46 Speaker 1 And then I went to my hotel and I said, 11:48 Speaker 1 can I walk to the arch? 11:49 Speaker 1 And they said, we wouldn't recommend it this time of night. 11:52 Speaker 1 I said, it's 730, dude. 11:54 Speaker 1 Like, are you kidding me? 11:55 Speaker 1 It's 730 and I can't walk to the arch. 11:56 Speaker 1 I said, how far is it? 11:57 Speaker 1 Like, is it about a mile? 11:59 Speaker 1 Like what? 12:00 Speaker 1 This city's that dangerous? 12:01 Speaker 1 So then I met some people that were from there 12:03 Speaker 1 and they said they compared, 12:05 Speaker 1 and if you know anything about Jackson, Mississippi, 12:08 Speaker 1 they compared St. Louis to Jackson, Mississippi. 12:11 Speaker 1 And that's when I went, wow. 12:13 Speaker 1 Like that's- 12:14 Speaker 1 I think that's on a whole nother level. 12:16 Speaker 1 I think Jackson, Mississippi is like one of the poorest areas in America. 12:18 Speaker 1 And it's a fucking rough over there. 12:20 Speaker 1 But also you got other dumb architecture like the Chicago bean. 12:23 Speaker 1 You ever seen that? 12:23 Speaker 1 Just the big old fucking random bean up there. 12:25 Speaker 1 That's the one that did the reflective one. 12:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:28 Speaker 1 When it's the stupid, that's the dumb one. 12:30 Speaker 1 Like if you go to Chicago, but again, why would you go to Chicago? 12:33 Speaker 1 Right? 12:34 Speaker 1 Again, you want to get murdered. 12:35 Speaker 1 I mean, there's some cities out there that you just know when I say the name of 12:39 Speaker 1 them, you go, Oh, that's a place I could die. 12:42 Speaker 1 Right? 12:42 Speaker 1 Like, all right, you're, let's play a game. 12:43 Speaker 1 You got to say, you're going to get murdered or it's cool. 12:47 Speaker 1 You ready? 12:48 Speaker 1 Pensacola, Florida. 12:50 Speaker 1 Oh, crack heads, but you probably won't die. 12:53 Speaker 1 Good job. Detroit. 12:54 Speaker 1 Uh, don't be outside after dark. 12:57 Speaker 1 You're going to die or unless you're going to make a car unless you're building cars. 13:01 Speaker 1 Okay. Athens. Athens, Georgia. 13:03 Speaker 1 Oh, perfectly fine. 13:04 Speaker 1 Just got to watch out for people speeding all over the place. 13:06 Speaker 1 Baltimore. 13:07 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That's a rough one. 13:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. That's the daytime city for sure. 13:11 Speaker 1 Dallas. 13:13 Speaker 1 Um, I think that one's okay. 13:15 Speaker 1 I think you get a stake over there and some barbecue and brisket. 13:17 Speaker 1 I think you'd be all right. 13:18 Speaker 1 Chicago. 13:19 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 13:20 Speaker 1 No, you don't want to be out past night either. 13:21 Speaker 1 A lot of blacks are going to come out and murder you. 13:23 Speaker 1 Okay. 13:24 Speaker 1 Why see, dude, like we were doing so good. 13:27 Speaker 1 We've had like three episodes before you made like a racial comment. 13:30 Speaker 1 I know I've been holding it. 13:31 Speaker 1 It's got to come out. 13:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 13:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 13:33 Speaker 1 Who do you think of in Chicago that's doing the crime? 13:37 Speaker 1 No blacks. 13:37 Speaker 1 Okay. 13:38 Speaker 1 Uh, same thing. 13:39 Speaker 1 The blacks. 13:40 Speaker 1 All right. 13:40 Speaker 1 Anyway. 13:41 Speaker 1 Anyway, I think everybody everybody knows the stereotype, right? 13:43 Speaker 1 Everybody knows what cities. 13:45 Speaker 1 Like if you're gonna go and like join Jihad, 13:47 Speaker 1 you know you're going to Minneapolis, right? 13:49 Speaker 1 I mean, we just know these things. 13:51 Speaker 1 If you wanna be a cowboy, what city do you go to? 13:54 Speaker 1 Oh, Houston. 13:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a pretty good answer. 13:57 Speaker 1 See, if you wanna be trans, which is fine. 14:01 Speaker 1 What city do you go to? 14:02 Speaker 1 Oh, Seattle. 14:04 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, you're nailing it. 14:06 Speaker 1 If you wanna work on Wall Street, where do you go? 14:08 Speaker 1 New York, because that's where it's at. 14:10 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just these things we just, as Americans, 14:13 Speaker 1 And you know, and I do have you been seeing all the voting stuff? Do they have like a voting? I think they do they have a voting area right next to you, right? 14:20 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, they got one of his it's called the Mills in Morland. That's not my precinct though. He's my address is it technically here so I can hide from the government. 14:28 Speaker 1 But do they have you driven by a precinct jet where voting's happening? 14:32 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I went and voted like two weeks ago. I was in and out in like five minutes. It was pretty quick. I went to the DMV. It used to be an old movie theater and then like, all right, no one's going to this piece of shit. We all got three and people aren't watching the movies that much. 14:42 Speaker 1 So they turn it to the DDS. 14:44 Speaker 1 So I think that we should play a game. 14:46 Speaker 1 And I'll put this together on the show. 14:49 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say a name and you're gonna tell me 14:52 Speaker 1 if that person is currently running for office 14:55 Speaker 1 or they were a part of 9-11, okay? 14:58 Speaker 1 That's, look, I drew by the voting area 15:02 Speaker 1 and I'm like, for Rook, my homin, like what? 15:06 Speaker 1 How's this guy even got a chance? 15:08 Speaker 1 I mean, I get it, you know, like I'm not trying to say 15:10 Speaker 1 that, you know, just because you're Middle Eastern, 15:12 Speaker 1 you can't run for office in the United States. 15:14 Speaker 1 But do you think if Brandon Thrasher moved to Afghanistan 15:17 Speaker 1 and was like, I'm gonna totally run for office? 15:19 Speaker 1 And they put up like, you know, 15:21 Speaker 1 your name Brandon Thrasher running, 15:23 Speaker 1 do you think they would vote for you or would they kill you? 15:26 Speaker 1 They probably murder me, but that's why you're supposed 15:28 Speaker 1 to like change your name when you're running for office. 15:30 Speaker 1 Like, Muslim, Muhammad, they can't run, 15:32 Speaker 1 but is it American? 15:33 Speaker 1 I mean, you probably shouldn't vote for them. 15:34 Speaker 1 I mean, you're just asking for it, right? 15:36 Speaker 1 You were asking for a second nine to 11. 15:37 Speaker 1 It's just not gonna be good. 15:39 Speaker 1 They're gonna take down like the building in Atlanta 15:41 Speaker 1 something like that. But we've got some pretty normal southern names down here that we're voting for. I couldn't even tell you who I voted for. 15:47 Speaker 1 I just now dude for Rook is here for Rook is here where Gwynette here. I saw. Yeah, I saw it up. I saw the name. I said, what? There's a for 15:56 Speaker 1 Rook and dude it was up here and this and I think I live in a I don't know. Maybe I don't. I think I live in a red county. I think is Gwynette 16:05 Speaker 1 it's probably close to red, more than likely. I know for Sythers that's right there near you so they might bleed off into you for sure for the most part most of counties here are red except for Fulton and then make it. 16:17 Speaker 1 Besides that, it's ironic all the like the shit counties the counties have the highest crime are like oh we're going to keep blue see how that works out for us. 16:25 Speaker 1 audience. But yeah, alright, so you got any birthdays over there for today? 16:30 Speaker 1 Yes, dude. Oh my God. What a great day. This is this is a probably the best I've seen so 16:36 Speaker 1 far out of all of them. This one takes the cake. So my favorite actress of all time. Okay, 16:43 Speaker 1 now granted, you know, I know Brandon has his, what was it that you were in love with? What's 16:50 Speaker 1 your name? God, the chick from friends that you love? 16:53 Speaker 1 Oh, Jennifer Anderson. 16:54 Speaker 1 Jennifer Anderson, you loved her in leprechaun. 16:56 Speaker 1 You know that was so hot. 16:58 Speaker 1 So this is my Jennifer Aniston from leprechaun, Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman was born 17:04 Speaker 1 in 1967, which means she's 60 today. 17:09 Speaker 1 God, that breaks my heart, man. 17:11 Speaker 1 It breaks my heart because she was she was the bee's knees when I was a teenager. 17:16 Speaker 1 How many times do we have to work off to her? 17:18 Speaker 1 When I was a teenager? 17:19 Speaker 1 I mean, like today. 17:21 Speaker 1 Not none today. 17:22 Speaker 1 As a teenager probably over under 56, something like that. 17:28 Speaker 1 I mean. 17:29 Speaker 1 All time or like a month or a year? 17:31 Speaker 1 All time, I moved on pretty quick. 17:33 Speaker 1 I mean, I told you, you know. 17:35 Speaker 1 It's like, what's her name? 17:36 Speaker 1 Bundy, Peg was my, she was my go-to. 17:40 Speaker 1 It's like when you like a song and you listen to it 17:42 Speaker 1 and you overplay it. 17:43 Speaker 1 Same thing when you find like an actress 17:44 Speaker 1 and you whack off two or too much 17:45 Speaker 1 and you're just like, oh God, I can't do it anymore. 17:47 Speaker 1 I don't know man. 17:48 Speaker 1 There's some songs, like there's probably three songs 17:50 Speaker 1 that I can't do that to. 17:51 Speaker 1 I can't overplay him. 17:53 Speaker 1 Piano Man, Billy Joel, what it takes by Aerosmith and signs by Tesla. 17:59 Speaker 1 I can't, I can't overplay him. 18:01 Speaker 1 I tried. 18:01 Speaker 1 Oh, he said signs and I just thought about that movie with a Joaquin Phoenix and what's his face. 18:06 Speaker 1 Oh my God, did you just, did you just set that up? 18:09 Speaker 1 Oh, why would happen? 18:11 Speaker 1 Today's birthday Joaquin Phoenix was born in 19. 18:14 Speaker 1 Oh, damn. 18:15 Speaker 1 I didn't have that on my list. 18:16 Speaker 1 I had no idea he was born today. 18:18 Speaker 1 He's a, he's a great actor. 18:19 Speaker 1 Great actor kind of a weird dude. 18:21 Speaker 1 I don't think he ever really leaves character. 18:24 Speaker 1 Maybe he just stays odd. 18:26 Speaker 1 Now you do know who his brother is, correct? 18:29 Speaker 1 Oh, Joseph. 18:31 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 18:32 Speaker 1 River, yes. 18:33 Speaker 1 River Phoenix, which was no he was known for what movie. 18:37 Speaker 1 And you better tell me you've seen this movie. 18:40 Speaker 1 River Phoenix, coming of age movie, coming of age movie, one of the greatest 18:44 Speaker 1 movies of all time. 18:46 Speaker 1 Oh, Mary. 18:46 Speaker 1 I was produced by the guy that died that his son killed him 18:50 Speaker 1 Sun killed him Jesus Christ. I don't even know who the fuck that is. Yeah, he murdered him like this year 18:55 Speaker 1 I think I think he I murdered this year. Oh 18:57 Speaker 1 The guy that him and his wife died in the bed 19:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, the son killed him. Oh, no, I don't know who is it. Oh my god, okay, okay? 19:07 Speaker 1 I'm gonna give you a hint 19:09 Speaker 1 There's four boys in it 19:10 Speaker 1 Come in of age movie and they're doing they're making they're taking a trip trying to find a dead body. Oh, oh fuck 19:16 Speaker 1 What's the name of that movie stand with me stand by me? 19:19 Speaker 1 Stand by me good job, dude 19:21 Speaker 1 And do that movie? Oh my god when I was growing up because I was I was a kid when that movie came out 19:26 Speaker 1 And I mean I watched it so much and it gave me such an unhealthy fear of leeches 19:32 Speaker 1 Because in the movie they you know 19:34 Speaker 1 They're waiting through this water and then all of a sudden one of them like reaches down in his underwear 19:39 Speaker 1 because they're all wearing their tighty whiteies and they got their their clothes all in like a little pack and 19:43 Speaker 1 They're walking through the water and the one boy like looks up and he goes 19:48 Speaker 1 What's on your back? 19:49 Speaker 1 And then they start like looking they're covered in leeches and they get out of the water and the boy sticks his hand down 19:55 Speaker 1 His underwear and he pulls out a bloody leech and he passes out and dude 20:00 Speaker 1 I was scared to death of leeches growing up because of that yeah when I was a kid 20:05 Speaker 1 I thought when I grew up, I was going to have a lot of encounters with leeches, quicksand 20:09 Speaker 1 and piranhas. 20:10 Speaker 1 But I've got a couple of profs, any of those like on a day to day basis. 20:13 Speaker 1 Is quicksand real? 20:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's real. 20:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:16 Speaker 1 Are you sure? 20:17 Speaker 1 What do you mean is it real? 20:18 Speaker 1 Yes, it's just a bunch of, it's just like a bog and it's just got like, it's pretty much 20:21 Speaker 1 like a swamp and you just kind of, there's no bottom to it. 20:24 Speaker 1 It's like a, it's like a lake filled with a bunch of sand or muck or anything like that. 20:29 Speaker 1 We've got a swamp at the back of my dad's and it's, it's almost, there's some areas that 20:33 Speaker 1 are quicksand. 20:34 Speaker 1 careful with it. 20:35 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. 20:36 Speaker 1 Have you ever heard of anybody dying in quicksand? 20:38 Speaker 1 No, because they sink to the bottom. 20:39 Speaker 1 You never find their body. 20:41 Speaker 1 That's not true. 20:42 Speaker 1 That's not true. 20:43 Speaker 1 Quicksand isn't real, dude. 20:44 Speaker 1 I think this is like a fake thing. 20:46 Speaker 1 I'm telling you. 20:47 Speaker 1 And maybe there's quicksand, like, you know, you park your car in sand and it sinks six 20:52 Speaker 1 inches or maybe, you know, you stand there and you sink six inches. 20:56 Speaker 1 But I don't think anybody's ever disappeared into quicksand. 20:58 Speaker 1 Let me look it up. 21:00 Speaker 1 How many quicksand deaths are there a year? 21:01 Speaker 1 I'm sure there's a lot of stuff. 21:02 Speaker 1 I guarantee you there's less quick sand deaths than there are shark attacks and shark attacks are very low 21:10 Speaker 1 Okay, so no one actually officially accounts for them. I see it told you it's not real 21:15 Speaker 1 When fatalities do happen there usually caused by eternal factors rather than the sand itself 21:19 Speaker 1 So incoming tides and coastal or beach areas trapping a person until water submerges them 21:24 Speaker 1 Exposure hypothermia dehydration so they just get stuck because you're supposed to just lay down and start crawling out 21:29 Speaker 1 People try to go up and down and then you just sink yourself deeper in there. That's not true 21:33 Speaker 1 We just said we just identified it's not even real. Oh Jesus Christ 21:36 Speaker 1 I don't know the things you don't believe it. I mean did you just said there's never been there's not been any deaths from quicksand are not 21:42 Speaker 1 officially tracked damn it oh 21:45 Speaker 1 You're telling me out of all the deaths in the world that somebody dies in quicksand and detectives are like let's not put this one of the books 21:52 Speaker 1 So it's a not Newtonian fluid. It's like that goop you made back in the day with cornstarch and 21:57 Speaker 1 and water and it's like when it's in your hand, it's liquid, but as soon as you apply pressure to it, it becomes hard. 22:03 Speaker 1 You ever made that back in school? 22:04 Speaker 1 I don't know what you're talking about. 22:06 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a liquid. It's made out of cornstarch and water and then maybe a little bit of flour. 22:10 Speaker 1 But if you're talking about quicksand right now, it's the same fucking thing. 22:13 Speaker 1 If you punch the shit out of it, it's hard, rock hard. 22:15 Speaker 1 But if you slowly put your hand in it, it'll sink through there. 22:18 Speaker 1 So you're telling me if I get in quicksand I got to punch it? 22:21 Speaker 1 Uh, no. 22:22 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I mean, you can't. I mean, if you do punch it, your hand's not gonna go anywhere. 22:26 Speaker 1 get a slowly slide it in because quicksand is a soupy liquefied mixture of fine granular 22:29 Speaker 1 material such as sand, silter clay in the water temporarily loses extreme and cannot 22:34 Speaker 1 support heavy weight. So you just start sinking down in there. But if you run across it real 22:38 Speaker 1 quick, it's a firm and it catches you. 22:40 Speaker 1 I think you're lying. All right, Robert. 22:43 Speaker 1 Arthase. Oh, sorry. Yeah. 22:47 Speaker 1 Do it. 22:48 Speaker 1 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I was I was thinking of a quicksand. All right. Next one. I don't 22:54 Speaker 1 No, if this is the hot chick. Oh my God. Thank God. I didn't say anything. Uh, Caitlyn Jenner turns, uh, what? 23:02 Speaker 1 I shot up, dude. I thought it was hot or not. I thought it was hally or I thought it was a hally berry. I thought it was a Justin Bieber's wife. 23:10 Speaker 1 Haley Bieber? It's not even a Kardashian. What? She's a Jenner. Oh, she's not. She's uh, Haley Jenner. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, she's oh wait. Is she? Is she bald? When is she? Alec Baldwin's kid? 23:24 Speaker 1 Justin Bieber wife yes it was Haley Baldwin at the time I can't keep up all 23:29 Speaker 1 right anyway um yeah Caitlyn Caitlin what's the real name from this guy it's 23:32 Speaker 1 right see I saw that one also earlier it was Bruce Jenner and I you know Bruce 23:36 Speaker 1 Jenner Caitlyn Jenner was not born in 1949 our Bruce Jenner was born in 1949 23:41 Speaker 1 and it says you know it's a Olympic gold medalist and TV personality well it 23:45 Speaker 1 once he became Caitlyn I think he voided all his awards and everything because 23:49 Speaker 1 you're completely if you want to be a different person I think you got a 23:51 Speaker 1 to vacate everything you had before, 23:53 Speaker 1 but he was married to Kim Kardashian's mom or aunt, 23:57 Speaker 1 whatever it was. 23:59 Speaker 1 No, no, it was Kim Kardashian's mom. 24:02 Speaker 1 He married her after the guy with the white thing 24:06 Speaker 1 in his hair that defended OJ died. 24:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was the lawyer. 24:09 Speaker 1 That was Kim Kardashian's, which one of my gosh, dad? 24:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, dad, yeah, Kardashian. 24:12 Speaker 1 And Mr. Kardashian, yeah. 24:14 Speaker 1 And then he married her, this guy, 24:16 Speaker 1 and then he turned into a chick. 24:17 Speaker 1 But guess how old he is. 24:19 Speaker 1 I was born in 49. So what was that? 77? 24:22 Speaker 1 78, dude. Oh, that's crazy. He's crazy. Well, she's, it's crazy old. 24:29 Speaker 1 All right. Last one again, top 10 on my list when I was younger. 24:36 Speaker 1 Lauren Holly. Oh, God. 24:39 Speaker 1 Orin Holly. What was she in? Oh, I don't miss her. I miss her. Um, 24:42 Speaker 1 so Lauren Holly, American Canadian actress. Hold on. Let's see here. 24:45 Speaker 1 I gotta think I gotta find where she the good stuff she was in. Oh my god. I'm gonna. Oh shoot the she's the love interest and dumb and dumber 24:53 Speaker 1 Okay, I know that yes. Yes. Yes. Yes dumb and dumber was a big one 24:57 Speaker 1 Let's see picket fences dinner and dragon the Bruce Lee story. Don't care down periscope. Oh down periscope hell 25:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was a great fucking movie don't act like you've seen that I love that 25:07 Speaker 1 SS when he's downstairs and uh or he's in the submarine and they're like a 25:11 Speaker 1 patch it through and the guys he's the radio connector guy and he's got Lickis fingers 25:15 Speaker 1 connect one wire and Lickis fingers connect the other block. You're good. Shocked the whole 25:18 Speaker 1 time. Great fucking movie. I'm trying to find the one that really got me going as a kid. 25:24 Speaker 1 Um, show us a pick. All right. Let me see what she looks like right here. Yeah. Yeah. 25:30 Speaker 1 And she was something special. She was special gal. Let me look it up young. Yeah. There we 25:35 Speaker 1 go. I love played in a lot of crappy movies. Oh, crank high voltage. That was a good one. 25:41 Speaker 1 But Jason say them. Yeah, dude. That was the new though. The pleasure drivers. Good one. 25:48 Speaker 1 She had a moment. The cholera scrubber. Oh, yeah, dude. She's got a look at that. Got the tits out on that one. Yeah. Oh, that's, I think what movie's that. That's the movie. Picket fences dude. 1992. 26:03 Speaker 1 This just in from Racetrack, the Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza is back with crispy bacon, ground beef, 26:09 Speaker 1 mozzarella cheese and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce all over a zesty cheese base. 26:14 Speaker 1 Is it a pizza that's been burger-fied, a burger that's out of its buns? 26:17 Speaker 1 One thing's for sure, it's worth every bite. 26:19 Speaker 1 Hey, you're supposed to read the ground breaking news. 26:22 Speaker 1 This is ground beefing news. 26:25 Speaker 1 The Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza, so good it's back, but only for a limited time. 26:29 Speaker 1 track whatever gets you going available at participating locations through November 3rd. 26:33 Speaker 1 Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. 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I don't, I've only caught on fire once 27:55 Speaker 1 technically. And I just ran, you know, and it seemed to put it out. So that's not caught 28:03 Speaker 1 my pant leg on fire. I just ran and it went out. But yeah, I've never shot, I've never 28:07 Speaker 1 stopped, dropped enrolled either. That's interesting. Yeah. All right. 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So a brand or Brandon. Michael Germany and I were trying to get some 29:48 Speaker 1 interviewees for the war story segment. So if you guys have ever paid attention to 29:51 Speaker 1 any of the war story segments we did we did about 20 of them and it got to the 29:56 Speaker 1 point man we were trying to interview veterans that wanted to come on and talk 30:01 Speaker 1 about their experiences in combat and it didn't have to be combat. I mean 30:04 Speaker 1 whatever their experience in the military things like that and dude we had a 30:08 Speaker 1 a great, great run. And it got to the point for me, it was just 30:13 Speaker 1 mentally exhausting, because I have so many veterans, I'd be like, 30:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. And 30:18 Speaker 1 then I'd get ready to the interview. And then they would 30:21 Speaker 1 start talking about their PTSD. And you know, I don't think I 30:24 Speaker 1 can do it. And it got to the point where I just was kind of 30:28 Speaker 1 like, this is this is crazy. Like, I don't know how any of these 30:32 Speaker 1 shows get veterans to come on and talk about these experiences 30:37 Speaker 1 that were so dramatic or terrifying or whatever heroic even. 30:42 Speaker 1 So Michael Germany kind of talked me into it. 30:44 Speaker 1 We're doing it now. 30:45 Speaker 1 The Instagram pages up, if you guys get a chance, 30:47 Speaker 1 go to, I think it's DDS War Stories on Instagram. 30:51 Speaker 1 We also have the Facebook page. 30:52 Speaker 1 But if you know somebody, if you're listening to this right 30:55 Speaker 1 now, and I know there's thousands of you guys that are listening, 30:57 Speaker 1 if you know somebody and they're a veteran, 30:59 Speaker 1 I don't care if they're 80, 90, I don't care if they're 100. 31:01 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, it's a great interview. 31:04 Speaker 1 It's me doing the interview. 31:05 Speaker 1 It's just me and them. 31:06 Speaker 1 It's not going to be me and Brandon trying to bust balls and get them to, you 31:10 Speaker 1 know, talk about how many, you know, ladies they hooked up with and Saigon. 31:13 Speaker 1 How many college are killed? 31:15 Speaker 1 How many, how many shafts did you murder? 31:16 Speaker 1 Exactly. 31:17 Speaker 1 Like when I'm not doing that, I mean, I just, I just want to get the story out 31:20 Speaker 1 there because, you know, these stories are going to be gone one day and we have 31:23 Speaker 1 a platform here where we can share these with people and keep them unless 31:28 Speaker 1 Brandon gets us shut down on YouTube and then we lose a bunch of them. 31:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:31 Speaker 1 Like Chuck done to have a fucking backup. 31:32 Speaker 1 I mean, he can't just, he can't save them with all his porn videos. 31:35 Speaker 1 He's gotten to safe. 31:35 Speaker 1 I don't know why he doesn't put him next to making a Chuck's porn videos. 31:38 Speaker 1 See that looking. 31:39 Speaker 1 Eight fucking now, you know, okay. 31:42 Speaker 1 I ran out of room on my hard drive. 31:44 Speaker 1 But anyway, so, but if you guys know anybody, anybody at all, please, please, 31:48 Speaker 1 please reach out to them and be like, look, I know this, I listen to the show 31:52 Speaker 1 and these guys are cool and Chuck's going to do this interview and it's going to be 31:55 Speaker 1 very laid back, but it's going to be a really good time. 31:58 Speaker 1 Man, we're going to get some really good information. 32:00 Speaker 1 We're gonna be able to keep that forever. 32:02 Speaker 1 Those stories will be out there. 32:03 Speaker 1 They're not gonna die. 32:04 Speaker 1 And we just want to make sure that happens. 32:06 Speaker 1 So if you guys know anybody, hit me up, hit Michael Germany up, get on the social media 32:10 Speaker 1 stuff, all the information's there on Instagram and Facebook. 32:13 Speaker 1 And I appreciate it. 32:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:16 Speaker 1 And also we will take people that are nostalgic about the war that want to talk about all 32:19 Speaker 1 the people they killed. 32:20 Speaker 1 We'd love that as well too. 32:21 Speaker 1 Cause there's some old timers that I've seen videos over there just like, yeah, I 32:24 Speaker 1 shot him in the face. 32:25 Speaker 1 He told me not to. 32:26 Speaker 1 And we took, he was Jamie. 32:28 Speaker 1 And they told me if I wasn't back in time after dropping this prisoner off, they're 32:32 Speaker 1 gonna leave me shot and took him over there behind a rock and I shot him in the face. 32:36 Speaker 1 I don't I told you I told you the story about the guy that that I was gonna have on for war 32:40 Speaker 1 stories, one of the first ones. 32:41 Speaker 1 And when I got divorced, he dated my wife. 32:45 Speaker 1 It was like the first guy that dated my wife. 32:48 Speaker 1 And he has an I, you know, this is what this is why I was gonna have mine. 32:52 Speaker 1 He has the most like hand to hand combat kills in Air Force history. 32:58 Speaker 1 So he's out of all the people that were ever in the Air Force. 33:00 Speaker 1 He's killed the most people hand to hand. 33:02 Speaker 1 What are you fucking jumping out of a plane and like falling down on the stack? 33:06 Speaker 1 I guess he was in a situation where they got over ran and he was just stabbing people, right? 33:11 Speaker 1 So I went to this is a great story, man. 33:12 Speaker 1 Like this, you got to tell the story. 33:13 Speaker 1 And so I had him, I had him like all lined up and I sent it. 33:17 Speaker 1 I sent a text joking and I said, you know, at some point, we're going to have to talk about why you hooked up with my ex-wife. 33:25 Speaker 1 And then he text me at two days later. 33:27 Speaker 1 He's like, hey, my wife said I can't come on. 33:30 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, dude, what did I do? 33:32 Speaker 1 So now I know not to make jokes. 33:33 Speaker 1 Like don't even try to joke around about stuff like that. 33:36 Speaker 1 But he would have been a great interview. 33:37 Speaker 1 And he does public, he does like public speeches all the time. 33:41 Speaker 1 He's always at like the Air Force Academy, West Point, 33:45 Speaker 1 doing speeches on this stuff. 33:46 Speaker 1 And I can't get them because I made it. 33:49 Speaker 1 You should go to one of those and just like, 33:51 Speaker 1 tell them about when you fucked my ex-wife. 33:53 Speaker 1 And then he'll have to talk about it. 33:54 Speaker 1 Then it'll be out on the internet already. 33:56 Speaker 1 and then his wife can't get mad because he's screaming out at a 33:58 Speaker 1 number. I'd be like, Hey, that was really weird. That brand 34:00 Speaker 1 and guy said that that that that that that that that you know, 34:03 Speaker 1 speech you're getting. But now that it's out. 34:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, you just tell me your name. Well, hey, tell me about 34:08 Speaker 1 Tommy Bay and Lee's Chuck lunch. The next one. Was that 34:12 Speaker 1 for after you stabbed out those goops over there. 34:17 Speaker 1 He wouldn't be enough. So that's not as avoided by them. Anyway, 34:21 Speaker 1 so all right. I think this is part of Chuck's day as well. 34:25 Speaker 1 So I guess we'll go ahead and get into what the chuck 34:29 Speaker 1 What the chuck 34:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to chuck me chuck you real hard 34:40 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 34:45 Speaker 1 It's a bad day for white people man bad day for white people 34:49 Speaker 1 So if you guys listen to show you know that last week 34:52 Speaker 1 Oh god, it all froze. 34:54 Speaker 1 Oh my god, what was that? 34:56 Speaker 1 I was part of your what the chuck. 34:58 Speaker 1 My whole screen froze and it just blew up on the screen. 35:00 Speaker 1 So loud. 35:02 Speaker 1 So we had to fire a climber last week. 35:06 Speaker 1 And you know, I don't like firing people. 35:08 Speaker 1 I really don't. I think I think it's, I hate it. 35:11 Speaker 1 You know, and usually I don't have to do it, especially with an employee that's been 35:14 Speaker 1 with us for a few months. But if you guys heard the story, this guy, he was supposed to be taken down 35:18 Speaker 1 this tree, a huge tree in four foot sections. He took down in this one 12 foot section. 35:23 Speaker 1 Rau the rope snapped and it landed right between three of these dudes on the ground. 35:30 Speaker 1 I mean, it could fire that guy. Yeah. Yeah. I had to drop. Was he drinking too much or 35:35 Speaker 1 to just that one? It was just unsafe. It was just unsafe. And you know, customer was pissed 35:41 Speaker 1 because I went over there to look at his job and the customers like, dude, I got a freaking 35:45 Speaker 1 three foot divot. Oh my god. What is 12 foot log came down. 35:50 Speaker 1 I see you're on the invoice. You wanted a small pond installed. 35:55 Speaker 1 Well, that's exactly what it looked like. I'm like, you can put koi in there. 35:59 Speaker 1 That's a great time. You know, that's an addition we're doing for the Christmas 36:02 Speaker 1 for the holiday thing. Free koi pond. So the rule is like if you cost me money, 36:07 Speaker 1 um, you know, cost me money once I get it, you know, cost me money twice. 36:12 Speaker 1 you're gone. So this this is the second time the students done this. So I had to discount 36:16 Speaker 1 the customer $300 for this frickin hole in his backyard. He's like, it's gonna take 36:20 Speaker 1 me a whole truckload or dirt. I'm like, bro, it's too feet to be. You know, like, what 36:24 Speaker 1 are we doing? But I'm like, whatever. So anyways, the dude gets fine. So we have to hire a new 36:28 Speaker 1 climber. So I'm interviewing all these people and the other managers interviewing all these 36:33 Speaker 1 people. And I swear to God, a white dude walks in. And I'm like, what? You know, so 36:40 Speaker 1 I'm kind of excited because he looked like a climber. I mean he looked like he had he had the gear 36:44 Speaker 1 He had the shoes. He had the pants. I'm going it was a real deal, right? 36:49 Speaker 1 And I said you speak Spanish and he starts to speak in Spanish. I go oh my god like this 36:54 Speaker 1 This is gonna be the greatest employee we've ever had right so today 36:58 Speaker 1 Now mind you I'm excited. I got a full day for this guy and Dunwoody and I'm going man 37:03 Speaker 1 This this is gonna like it's gonna be nice to have another white dude like on the job 37:10 Speaker 1 you know, talking about football. 37:12 Speaker 1 You know, I mean, it was like having a best friend, you know, 37:14 Speaker 1 like I'm so excited. 37:16 Speaker 1 Talk about talk about talk with the beer with these damn Mexicans. 37:19 Speaker 1 Damn it. It's all I talked about. 37:20 Speaker 1 Yes. I'm tired of freaking talking about the same stuff we always talk about, 37:23 Speaker 1 which is, hey, say such and such in English. 37:26 Speaker 1 And I say it and they're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, 37:29 Speaker 1 Chuck, say this in Spanish. 37:31 Speaker 1 And I say it and they're like, oh, he caught you gay. 37:33 Speaker 1 You know, oh my god, this is all we ever do is just make fun of each other in different languages. 37:37 Speaker 1 So I'm excited. So the dude shows up today. I show him the job and Brandon 37:44 Speaker 1 On a scale from one to ten in job difficulty 37:47 Speaker 1 I'm gonna put this one ten be in the hardest one being the easiest. This is a two, okay? 37:53 Speaker 1 This is this is something that I could do right and I said so we're gonna take down this little tree 37:58 Speaker 1 We're gonna trim that tree and we're gonna take those two limbs over that huge arborvidey bush right? 38:03 Speaker 1 right? 38:04 Speaker 1 He was okay. 38:05 Speaker 1 And now mind you, I've slated this thing for three hours. 38:09 Speaker 1 I hate to say it. 38:11 Speaker 1 To me it felt overpriced. 38:13 Speaker 1 I'm going, I'm getting $2,300 for this and it's going to take these guys two hours. 38:18 Speaker 1 It's going to be a good day. 38:19 Speaker 1 Like we're just going to be rolling. 38:21 Speaker 1 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 38:22 Speaker 1 Right? 38:23 Speaker 1 So anyway, an hour and a half in, I'm looking at this guy and I'm going, God, it doesn't 38:27 Speaker 1 really seem like he knows what he's doing, you know, but he was doing it. 38:31 Speaker 1 It just didn't seem like, it seemed like something you would do. 38:34 Speaker 1 Like if I just said, hey, here's a chainsaw take down this tree. 38:37 Speaker 1 You would do it in a way that doesn't really make sense, but it would work. 38:41 Speaker 1 And that's what it kind of looked like, but he wasn't hurting anybody and he was just 38:43 Speaker 1 a little slow, whatever. 38:45 Speaker 1 So two hours in, he goes, which limbs are we taking down? 38:51 Speaker 1 And I said, those two limbs up there and they're really, like they're high. 38:55 Speaker 1 I mean, they're probably, you know, I don't know, 40 feet, 30 feet, whatever. 38:58 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh, okay. 39:00 Speaker 1 So I go, hey, I'm going to go to the, I'm going to go to Kroger because I had to get 39:04 Speaker 1 a birthday card for this kid on my baseball team. 39:06 Speaker 1 And I'm going to, you know, I like to use the bathroom in Kroger. 39:09 Speaker 1 They're usually clean. 39:10 Speaker 1 So if I got a poop, I always go there. 39:11 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I go to Kroger and I'm gone for like a solid 35 minutes. 39:16 Speaker 1 When I left, he was climbing the tree. 39:18 Speaker 1 I get back. 39:19 Speaker 1 He's in the exact same spot and the lins are still there and I go. 39:23 Speaker 1 I looked at one of the Mexican workers. 39:25 Speaker 1 I go, yo, did he cut me? 39:26 Speaker 1 What's he doing? 39:27 Speaker 1 And he goes, I don't know a bunch of them. 39:29 Speaker 1 He's been up there a long time. 39:31 Speaker 1 I'm getting tired of holding the rope, right? 39:33 Speaker 1 Cause he's holding the rope on the limb. 39:36 Speaker 1 So finally another hour goes by 39:39 Speaker 1 and he gets up there and he cuts this huge limb. 39:42 Speaker 1 Dude, biggest limb I've ever seen. 39:44 Speaker 1 I should have sent you the video of this. 39:45 Speaker 1 It comes crashing down, misses the chipper by three inches 39:51 Speaker 1 and lands right in front of the chipper. 39:53 Speaker 1 And so the guys go, dang, Nick, that was a good shot, right? 39:56 Speaker 1 Like he put it right at the chipper for us 39:59 Speaker 1 I'm going, I don't think he did that on purpose. 40:00 Speaker 1 You know, I think he just got lucky. 40:02 Speaker 1 So anyway, another hour goes by. 40:05 Speaker 1 Dude is still hanging there. 40:07 Speaker 1 All of a sudden I look and I'm going, 40:11 Speaker 1 what's wrong with the ropes? 40:12 Speaker 1 Like he has all of his repelling ropes and stuff. 40:15 Speaker 1 So he gets, I don't even know how this is possible, 40:19 Speaker 1 like humanly possible. 40:21 Speaker 1 All of the ropes that were up there, 40:23 Speaker 1 somehow he went to hang and he got intertwined in all of them 40:27 Speaker 1 And he started spinning like like on accident 40:31 Speaker 1 and he couldn't stop spinning. 40:32 Speaker 1 So he got completely tangled up in ropes. 40:35 Speaker 1 Now mind you, the customer is out there watching me. 40:39 Speaker 1 Like they're watching watching the guys. 40:40 Speaker 1 And she goes, are they supposed to like 40:43 Speaker 1 tangled himself up in ropes like that? 40:45 Speaker 1 And I said, oh yeah. 40:47 Speaker 1 So the first day we let him get all tangled up 40:49 Speaker 1 so he can get out of it. 40:50 Speaker 1 It's just a training scenario, man. 40:51 Speaker 1 Just go back inside. 40:52 Speaker 1 All right. 40:53 Speaker 1 Do not come outside for the next couple of hours. 40:55 Speaker 1 Please, please. 40:56 Speaker 1 You have no idea how close you are to like being exactly what I said, right? 40:59 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh yeah, some climbers like to have a lot of extra ropes up there just in case 41:03 Speaker 1 they fall. 41:04 Speaker 1 You know, it's from just extra safety. 41:06 Speaker 1 And she's like, it looks like he's tangled up in them. 41:09 Speaker 1 I said, yeah, it looks like that. 41:11 Speaker 1 But he does that on purpose. 41:12 Speaker 1 You don't go, what the hell is this guy doing? 41:14 Speaker 1 So anyway, so at this point, he's been in this tree for two hours hanging tangled up in 41:23 Speaker 1 these ropes. 41:24 Speaker 1 Now, we don't have a protocol for this. 41:25 Speaker 1 There's only one set of climbing gear. 41:27 Speaker 1 There's only one repel gear. 41:29 Speaker 1 So this dude is stuck up in a tree and there's nothing we can do other than call the fire 41:34 Speaker 1 department, right? 41:35 Speaker 1 And you know how dumb we look as a tree company called the fire department like, yeah, we 41:39 Speaker 1 got a climber stuck in a tree. 41:41 Speaker 1 What? 41:42 Speaker 1 Hey man, you got two options. 41:44 Speaker 1 Fire department or a rabbit one of the meagos cut the tree down at the bottom is aimed for 41:47 Speaker 1 a soft spot when you start falling, man. 41:49 Speaker 1 So what we finally came up with was three of the Amigos would have a rope that threw up 41:58 Speaker 1 over the tree and he brought another rope in, and he attached that to his safety belt. 42:05 Speaker 1 And then he would start unhooking all of his other safety mechanisms. 42:10 Speaker 1 So he had no safety mechanisms that he was controlling. 42:14 Speaker 1 It was just the Amigos lowering him down like a log right into a big bush. 42:18 Speaker 1 So this is the video of me and my favorite part of this video is when I go to I go over 42:24 Speaker 1 to one of the amigos and he like starts he's laughing dude he's laughing so hard because 42:28 Speaker 1 it's a white guy which makes it look even worse because then like he's terrible poncho. 42:33 Speaker 1 He is so bad. 42:34 Speaker 1 I said I know dude like I get it but anyway play the video. 42:37 Speaker 1 Here we go. 42:38 Speaker 1 I'm gonna mute it because it's super fucking loud. 42:40 Speaker 1 You know that I'm muted just turn it down. 42:42 Speaker 1 I'll turn that. 42:43 Speaker 1 There we go. 42:44 Speaker 1 This just in from Racetrack. 42:46 Speaker 1 The Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza is back. 42:48 Speaker 1 With crispy bacon, ground beef, mozzarella cheese, 42:50 Speaker 1 and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce 42:52 Speaker 1 all over a zesty cheese base. 42:54 Speaker 1 Is it a pizza that's been burger-fied, 42:56 Speaker 1 a burger that's out of its buns? 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There you go. Oh, you're the cameraman. Yeah, there he is. Look at the 44:03 Speaker 1 Look at all the wrong down. It's yet 44:12 Speaker 1 Oh, that is fucking hilarious 44:27 Speaker 1 He's so tangled up. Yeah, when I like 44:30 Speaker 1 When I first saw this video when he sent it to me 44:32 Speaker 1 I was gonna tell you to fire the cameraman too. He's a terrible video, but now I'm too bright 44:36 Speaker 1 I couldn't see and I'm trying to and I do I didn't want to like hold it up like this like 44:40 Speaker 1 I'm videotaping you idiot. 44:41 Speaker 1 You know, so I held it at my chest and I'm videotaping it. 44:45 Speaker 1 So anyway, so he finally gets down. 44:47 Speaker 1 And at this point, we've been at this job for five hours. 44:50 Speaker 1 It's two o'clock. 44:51 Speaker 1 And I mean, you're supposed to record at 4.30. 44:53 Speaker 1 And you're like, hey, man, we still good. 44:55 Speaker 1 I'm going, like I couldn't even get pissed. 44:57 Speaker 1 Because at this point, I did this. 45:02 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 45:03 Speaker 1 I made a mistake. 45:04 Speaker 1 I haven't learned my lesson that, 45:06 Speaker 1 And you know, I don't wanna offend anybody, 45:10 Speaker 1 but white people can't do tree work. 45:12 Speaker 1 It's just, it can't, it can't happen. 45:13 Speaker 1 Like we don't, we don't, 45:14 Speaker 1 and this dude lied on his resume. 45:16 Speaker 1 He told me it was a climber for six years. 45:18 Speaker 1 I'm going climbing, what? 45:21 Speaker 1 I mean, 45:21 Speaker 1 was it like a rock climber? 45:22 Speaker 1 Cause like there's that treason when you rock climbing. 45:24 Speaker 1 No, you think a rock climber would get tangled up like that. 45:27 Speaker 1 You know, embarrassing that was. 45:29 Speaker 1 Well, he had to freakin literally start cutting lines 45:32 Speaker 1 to get out of it. 45:33 Speaker 1 It was like he was in a spider web. 45:35 Speaker 1 And then we lower him down and and I'm looking at the lady and I'm just and she goes, uh, 45:41 Speaker 1 I don't think he meant to do that and finally I just told her I was like, yeah, it's it's like his first day 45:46 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. Like it's not gonna work here tomorrow. Wait. Oh, you fired him? 45:50 Speaker 1 Yes 45:51 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you just told us your fucking rule was if they cost you money twice 45:54 Speaker 1 I mean you think of the guy a second shot? Okay, Brandon. That's like this is this is one of those like I told you 46:00 Speaker 1 If you if you if I go and apply to be a helicopter pilot 46:03 Speaker 1 And I want to give tours over Las Vegas, right? 46:06 Speaker 1 And then I get into a helicopter and somehow I managed to take off with a bunch of family and we're just like flying around and then they're like, 46:14 Speaker 1 Hey, Chuck, we're gonna need you to bring her back in. We got another family ready to go and I go, yeah, I don't know how to land it. 46:20 Speaker 1 You know, I mean what? You can't lie on your resume like that. This will get you killed and unfortunately like in some career fields 46:27 Speaker 1 and I can name you several, if you lie on your resume 46:31 Speaker 1 and you get the job, people will die. 46:36 Speaker 1 This is one of them. 46:37 Speaker 1 Hellcover pilots, another one. 46:39 Speaker 1 Maybe doctor, I don't know. 46:41 Speaker 1 I mean, there's a lot of them out there where it's like, 46:43 Speaker 1 what are you doing? 46:44 Speaker 1 Why would you lie about that? 46:45 Speaker 1 Why not lie about being a rope guy 46:48 Speaker 1 or a bobcat operator, right? 46:50 Speaker 1 I mean, at least if you lie about Bob, 46:52 Speaker 1 I feel like I get to figure Bobcat out pretty easy. 46:55 Speaker 1 but a climber, you're crazy. 46:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 46:58 Speaker 1 I feel like a Bobcat where you probably smashed 46:59 Speaker 1 through somebody's house. 47:00 Speaker 1 That can be a lot worse. 47:02 Speaker 1 Did you talk to the guy afterwards, like asked him 47:04 Speaker 1 and they tell you like, oh, I actually never climbed a tree. 47:06 Speaker 1 Well, cause why did he buy all the shit? 47:07 Speaker 1 That doesn't make any sense. 47:08 Speaker 1 If he needed a job, why did he buy all the stuff to them? 47:10 Speaker 1 I'm sure that's not fucking, 47:11 Speaker 1 it's got to be pricey for all the pants and gear 47:13 Speaker 1 and chainsaw and everything like that. 47:15 Speaker 1 Do you want to know how it went down? 47:16 Speaker 1 This is actually how to go. 47:18 Speaker 1 What's he got out of the tree and you load them into the bush? 47:20 Speaker 1 And he was like, all right, I'll try again. 47:21 Speaker 1 I'll get back up there. 47:23 Speaker 1 I feel really bad about this. 47:25 Speaker 1 he got down and I sent one of the other amigos to get lunch because I was like, well I guess 47:29 Speaker 1 we're having lunch here, you know? 47:30 Speaker 1 It is what it is. 47:31 Speaker 1 So that amigo goes and grabs lunch, he comes back and we get all the lunch out and I put 47:35 Speaker 1 it on my tailgate and they're all eating and he's like, I feel really bad about that. 47:40 Speaker 1 He's sitting on the ground and I look at the bottom of his shoes, right? 47:45 Speaker 1 And I go, good year. 47:49 Speaker 1 You have good year shoes on. 47:51 Speaker 1 He goes, he goes, yeah. 47:54 Speaker 1 I said, where the hell did you get good year shoes? 47:57 Speaker 1 I've never even heard of good year shoes. 47:59 Speaker 1 And I'm talking the rubber, bro, was so frickin' flimsy. 48:03 Speaker 1 I could see his toes when he would curl them 48:05 Speaker 1 on the bottom of the shoes. 48:07 Speaker 1 And I said, why do you have good year shoes on? 48:09 Speaker 1 And he goes, my bottom so I could climb trees. 48:13 Speaker 1 I said, oh really? 48:14 Speaker 1 I said, when did you buy him? 48:17 Speaker 1 He said, yesterday. 48:19 Speaker 1 Oh my God. I can't I said to do you literally bought these shoes yesterday 48:23 Speaker 1 So you can climb trees and he was yeah, I said have you ever climbed a tree before he's like I mean 48:28 Speaker 1 I have I just wasn't the primary climber 48:32 Speaker 1 I looked about their thirty five dollars at Walmart Jesus Christ 48:36 Speaker 1 Good year shoes and you know most climbers will have I mean they'll spend 48:41 Speaker 1 Five six hundred dollars on a pair of shoes on the low end because I mean they want their shoes to be climbing shoes 48:47 Speaker 1 Right that their pants will be two three hundred dollars because they got to be able to I mean they're going up trees every day 48:54 Speaker 1 This dude had good year shoes on and never even seen good year shoes 48:57 Speaker 1 Didn't really worth thing and I'm going you expect me to pay you seven hundred dollars a day 49:02 Speaker 1 You're not even gonna cut seven hundred dollars in a day. What are we doing here? So anyway, I finally I just like look 49:07 Speaker 1 Dude, I don't think this is gonna work out. He's like I figured 49:12 Speaker 1 How'd he get that any drove himself or do you have just hang out through for the rest of the day and just like look at the 49:16 Speaker 1 No, we so they had two more jobs after that and there was a they were supposed to be climbing in one of the Mexican guys goes 49:23 Speaker 1 Hey poncho will use the pole sauce 49:30 Speaker 1 The guys like standing right there and I said what if you can't reach he goes we'll get on each other shoulders 49:35 Speaker 1 We'll use the pole sauce. I said, okay, man. Thank you. So they got it all done 49:40 Speaker 1 They got it all done, but yeah, dude. I was just so disheartening man like when you I don't know 49:45 Speaker 1 I know there's just some jobs that I guess you know white guys just can't do and it is what it is 49:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just a it's not a job for us, you know, cuz 49:53 Speaker 1 Like I said if that guy if a white guy falls, you know 49:56 Speaker 1 He's got family that's gonna sue and everything if you got a legal Mexicans like family's not gonna sue anything 50:00 Speaker 1 There's no like you said you can find another Mexican the next day or the next hour 50:03 Speaker 1 So and just bury that guy job site and that two foot older guy. I did not say that 50:07 Speaker 1 I did not say that pretty much you pretty much said you're like and they die whatever I'll go find another one 50:11 Speaker 1 I don't I don't really care 50:12 Speaker 1 But with a white guy like said you got like lawsuits and everything and they got families that can sue because like a Mexican's family 50:17 Speaker 1 Is not gonna sue because they're all legal so they can only think they can file a lawsuit 50:21 Speaker 1 I don't even know if that's possible for if you're in a country illegal. Can you file a lawsuit against the company? I'm sure you can I 50:27 Speaker 1 Mean yeah, but I'm sure you could just call ice and just send him back home. Oh, yeah 50:30 Speaker 1 That'd be the best way to do it, but if they're white you can't that's another thing 50:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, like I gotta take that into consideration for now on like when it comes to lawsuits might do white people assuming now 50:39 Speaker 1 Let's play a little game real quick. I'll give you four jobs. You tell me what nationality or what person does them you ready? 50:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, we fought cab driver black guy 50:49 Speaker 1 What oh wait a no pack stanny. There you go. Bam nailed it all pack is Danny. Okay. That was a good one 50:56 Speaker 1 next 50:58 Speaker 1 hockey player oh 51:00 Speaker 1 white guy 51:02 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever seen a black hockey player 51:04 Speaker 1 I think there's there was one that played for the fill the Philadelphia Flyers and 51:09 Speaker 1 Isn't it weird that I got his jersey. 51:11 Speaker 1 This is black. 51:12 Speaker 1 You got in the comments that a wrap. 51:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's playing well too. 51:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 51:16 Speaker 1 Okay. 51:17 Speaker 1 Okay. 51:18 Speaker 1 Next. 51:19 Speaker 1 Oh, this is good. 51:20 Speaker 1 I'm going to get you on this one. 51:23 Speaker 1 Blackjack dealer at a casino. 51:25 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, that's a toss up. 51:28 Speaker 1 That's a guy that might. 51:29 Speaker 1 That's a skinny white guy that might be in a closet or that's a girl that has got like 51:32 Speaker 1 purple hair and a lot of piercings. 51:33 Speaker 1 I see. 51:34 Speaker 1 I was going to say Asian. 51:36 Speaker 1 Ah, yeah. 51:37 Speaker 1 I guess it depends on where you go. 51:39 Speaker 1 I don't think the Indians like Asians too much. I don't really see a lot of Indians or Asians that Indian 51:45 Speaker 1 casinos, I think they've got some kind of beef going on. They want to be like the number one minority. Okay, all right softball, laundromat 51:51 Speaker 1 Who works there? No, I'm sorry, dry cleaners. Dry cleaners. Oh Asian all day. Yeah, yeah, you want Asian lady clean 51:57 Speaker 1 I don't know why they clean so good, but they do a great job 51:59 Speaker 1 I will say my my tailor from my suits whenever I have to go to like a wedding or whatnot 52:02 Speaker 1 She's Bella roostin. She's from Bella roost or something. She's like John wicks fucking cousin or something like that. She's crazy 52:08 Speaker 1 She's got a thick accent too. 52:09 Speaker 1 Do you? 52:09 Speaker 1 I don't know. 52:09 Speaker 1 She's here legally or not. 52:11 Speaker 1 Do you know what dry cleaning is? 52:13 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, they they fucking like they get the machine and they just they clean 52:16 Speaker 1 it with the with like a wand or whatnot. 52:18 Speaker 1 They don't throw it in a wash or anything like that. 52:20 Speaker 1 What are they clean it with? 52:22 Speaker 1 I think it's like a hot water steam and then they got some kind of a chemicals 52:26 Speaker 1 in there. 52:27 Speaker 1 What are they called? 52:28 Speaker 1 Dry then because you're not getting it wet. 52:32 Speaker 1 You just said it was water. 52:33 Speaker 1 I'm in steam. 52:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, steam. 52:34 Speaker 1 It's like when you're hiring. 52:35 Speaker 1 You're when you're when you're when you're 52:36 Speaker 1 I'm not getting wet. 52:37 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 52:39 Speaker 1 I can't. 52:40 Speaker 1 All right. 52:40 Speaker 1 Whatever. 52:41 Speaker 1 Dry cleanings always blow my mind. 52:42 Speaker 1 I actually need to go like watch them do it one time. 52:44 Speaker 1 All right. 52:45 Speaker 1 Next gas station. 52:47 Speaker 1 Indian. 52:49 Speaker 1 Bright. 52:50 Speaker 1 All right. 52:50 Speaker 1 This is a tough one. 52:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 52:51 Speaker 1 And you never. 52:51 Speaker 1 I will say we have a chain of gas stations called Phraisers 52:54 Speaker 1 down here. 52:54 Speaker 1 They make good food, but you never get food from Indian gas 52:56 Speaker 1 station ever unless they've got an old Southern white guy 52:59 Speaker 1 back there cooking or old Southern white lady cooking. 53:01 Speaker 1 You don't want Indian food. 53:02 Speaker 1 You don't want to Indian making you breakfast breakfast food. 53:04 Speaker 1 Don't want to. 53:05 Speaker 1 Why not? 53:06 Speaker 1 They just don't know how to do it. I don't think they eat breakfast at India where they just eat like 53:09 Speaker 1 hands or something. I have no idea. What do that's Manny next time he's on. 53:13 Speaker 1 All right. Last one. You're going to love this. And I guarantee you're nailed out of the park. 53:17 Speaker 1 He's a dot Indian. Yes. You got to clarify. Waffle House. 53:21 Speaker 1 Oh, got to be a got to be a crack kid. Yeah. Can't have all their teeth or a chick with like 15 kids 53:30 Speaker 1 or crack kids with 15 kids tattoo right between their in their cleavage area. Right. 53:34 Speaker 1 right. Teeth rotted out from meth. Isn't that what is not what 53:38 Speaker 1 rots your meth teeth out meth? 53:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, meth or crack. Yeah. 53:42 Speaker 1 And definitely like very flirty. Like every time I go to 53:47 Speaker 1 Waffle House, I'm like, God, dang, dude, like sex. I've never 53:49 Speaker 1 like been sexually harassed ever, you know, that I know of 53:53 Speaker 1 unless I'm at Waffle House. And they're like, Hey, boy, what do 53:57 Speaker 1 you want? Want some coffee? You look like you had a rough 54:00 Speaker 1 night, you know, and you're like, what the heck? They just 54:02 Speaker 1 like flirt with you, make you long, comfortable. 54:05 Speaker 1 But yeah, Waffle House is a tough one. 54:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, but say the Alex knows who's at a gas station 54:09 Speaker 1 one time the Indian guy behind the counter 54:10 Speaker 1 wanted him to buy some food and look off. 54:12 Speaker 1 We had this. 54:13 Speaker 1 It looks just as bad as it tastes. 54:14 Speaker 1 I had a biscuit there before and they just don't know 54:15 Speaker 1 how to do them. 54:16 Speaker 1 I don't understand what's wrong with them. 54:17 Speaker 1 Now even the guy at our local gas station, 54:21 Speaker 1 somehow he fucks up the hunt brother stuff 54:23 Speaker 1 when he's back there cooking it. 54:24 Speaker 1 Like he burns it. 54:24 Speaker 1 Have a hot hot. 54:25 Speaker 1 I can do that. 54:26 Speaker 1 That's disgusting man. 54:27 Speaker 1 It's so the pizza. 54:29 Speaker 1 Oh, I get like the sometimes every now and then 54:32 Speaker 1 get like the spicy chicken bites, but they gotta be the small ones. If they're too big, 54:35 Speaker 1 it just tastes nasty, but he'll get him crispy sometimes. Sometimes they're good, but the 54:38 Speaker 1 biscuits he burns the fuck out of them. I don't know how he does it. Now the white guy 54:41 Speaker 1 Victor, he does a good job when he makes them. He actually cares about it. You get the oven 54:44 Speaker 1 back there and everything pretty good. But yeah, so this white guy screwed up my day also 54:48 Speaker 1 because I started streaming about 12 and I was like, I'm gonna do this about three o'clock 54:51 Speaker 1 and or three 30. I'm a, I'm a core chug at four 30. So I cut it early and then I'm a tech 54:56 Speaker 1 and chuck and I'm like, well, fuck, I don't want to start it back up because I don't know 54:58 Speaker 1 when he's going to get home and it's kind of tired and I was going to start back after 55:01 Speaker 1 we were cordos and take a little break, but here we are recording at 930 again at night. 55:05 Speaker 1 And I had a question, you know, I started thinking about it because Chuck doesn't understand live 55:08 Speaker 1 streaming, you know, like games or anything like that. He's like, why would you want to watch 55:11 Speaker 1 someone else play a game? And to you, I asked, why would you want? Why would you all right, 55:16 Speaker 1 keep that same energy? Why would you watch someone play football or someone play baseball 55:20 Speaker 1 on TV? Why would you watch that? Because you're not playing the game, you're watching someone 55:23 Speaker 1 else do it. You're not participating in all your sitting on your couch watching. It's like 55:26 Speaker 1 the same thing. 55:27 Speaker 1 It's dumb as you ever heard because they're skilled because they actually have a skill and 55:30 Speaker 1 ability to do something that is at a high level. Yeah. So do gamers. Yeah. Depending on the pro 55:35 Speaker 1 players. Oh my God, dude. Are you being serious? Are you seriously trying to argue that you 55:42 Speaker 1 playing your stupid video game for weirdo kids is the same as me watching the world series? 55:49 Speaker 1 It's it's people that are entertaining in it. I'm not the highest in my field, but it's people 55:54 Speaker 1 it's for entertainment and it's for you know, you have some people that are the highest in the field 55:57 Speaker 1 because they can do it better than you. 55:59 Speaker 1 Okay. So what would you be? 56:00 Speaker 1 What would you be ranked in your field? 56:02 Speaker 1 I would be pretty much like the James Winston 56:05 Speaker 1 of a Barbie stream in. 56:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude. 56:08 Speaker 1 You're like a six grader playing football. 56:11 Speaker 1 That's the equivalent. 56:12 Speaker 1 Like me going to Amagon, 56:14 Speaker 1 I got to watch the middle school football game 56:16 Speaker 1 and I'm trying to find it on YouTube. 56:18 Speaker 1 That's what you are. 56:19 Speaker 1 Like James Winston, it's like, 56:21 Speaker 1 it's more entertaining than good, 56:22 Speaker 1 but every now and then I'll pop off 56:24 Speaker 1 and I have a good run, you know what I'm saying? 56:26 Speaker 1 It's pretty much how it is. 56:27 Speaker 1 So, I mean, it's pretty much the same thing. 56:29 Speaker 1 I just don't understand how you don't understand why people would want to watch something. 56:32 Speaker 1 Someone else play something. 56:34 Speaker 1 And it makes the same exact thing as football or, I mean, you watched the lines go in 17 and 56:38 Speaker 1 you're going to tell me. 56:39 Speaker 1 Come on. 56:40 Speaker 1 They're foreign to right now and they beat the packer shut up. 56:43 Speaker 1 Either way, you can't compare gaming, watching gaming to sports. 56:47 Speaker 1 It's a completely different thing. 56:49 Speaker 1 They make like when you're playing your game, I ain't going to worry. 56:52 Speaker 1 Like, I'm not trying to wait for you to score touchdown or get a concussion or break a leg. 56:55 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Like you're just sitting there and what do you talk about? 56:58 Speaker 1 Oh, just conversations, talk to people in the chat and just pretty much just like a podcast, 57:02 Speaker 1 but I'm just playing a video game at the same time. 57:05 Speaker 1 Why don't you just do a live stream of you eating breakfast or, you know, do a live stream 57:11 Speaker 1 of you watching, you know, whatever dumb movie you want to watch tonight? Like, why don't 57:16 Speaker 1 you do that? 57:17 Speaker 1 That's copyrighted. But some people do the IRL streams where they just like have someone 57:21 Speaker 1 with a camera, follow them around, they just go do shit out public. And those are really 57:24 Speaker 1 popular. I mean, top like top streamers. I mean, they're, they make just as much, if not more, than, um, than pro players in general. 57:32 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't disagree with that. I just think that, you know, it depends on what type of viewer you're looking for. And like with us, I mean, you know, we've been doing this for freaking ever. And, um, you know, the people that, that come here, they're looking like, Hey, I'm here for an hour, right? I get an hour of my life and this is all its entertainment and then I get to work and I do my thing. How long do you stream for? 57:53 Speaker 1 for. Um, earlier they had three hours and then, uh, Saturday, I think it had five and a half. 57:59 Speaker 1 So, um, he's got a 58:00 Speaker 1 school shooters who's you have school shooters following you. That's, that's it. The people 58:05 Speaker 1 are watching you or school shooters. That's, they're weird. That's, that's weird. Who, 58:09 Speaker 1 I can't even, I can't even watch news for three hours. I can't imagine watching you over 58:14 Speaker 1 here twirling your thumbs, playing some stupid game. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, you don't 58:18 Speaker 1 understand this. Like you're just like my grandma still once again. She's like, I don't 58:21 Speaker 1 I understand everybody watching TV and my grandma know people do not watch TV anymore. There's there's a very select a few people that watch TV 58:27 Speaker 1 I said I don't know the time I ever watch TV is sports. That's it and truck by like I'll watch TV all the time 58:34 Speaker 1 I don't actually I only watch sports as well. I don't have time though 58:37 Speaker 1 I guess I got my kids keep me too busy with everything else now 58:40 Speaker 1 I do want to I do want to comment on one thing because we have mad Hattie over here in the in the comments and she said 58:46 Speaker 1 something that I kind of need an explanation on. She said, I do know meth. And then at the 58:54 Speaker 1 end, her last comment was crow army, baby. 58:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, we got about a 12 crows in the army now. And I was looking this up and you can have, 59:01 Speaker 1 I was looking up in Georgia, you can get crows in the winter up to a hundred thousand dude. 59:05 Speaker 1 It's going to be insane. If we have a hundred thousand crows in the yard, it's going to 59:08 Speaker 1 be absolutely bonkers. I'm sure the DNR is going to show up, but do you visit bother you 59:12 Speaker 1 though that mad hatty's over here on meth watching your crow army. I really don't give 59:17 Speaker 1 a fuck you know views or currency nowadays so whatever they want to watch if they're entertained 59:21 Speaker 1 by it that's fine with me. Well Matt, Matt, if you get a chance please reach out to Brandon 59:25 Speaker 1 and set I want to have you on the show I want to talk about this whole meth thing because 59:28 Speaker 1 we were talking about the teeth but I think girls man have you seen those mug shots that 59:32 Speaker 1 the girls do meth and then why do you even think this is a girl? Mad Hadi Hadi your name 59:39 Speaker 1 Haddie Hatfield 59:41 Speaker 1 We talking about 59:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just sort for Hatfield. I'm guessing 59:48 Speaker 1 My name's Addie 59:51 Speaker 1 Anyway, if you do meth and you're not 14 because it says Matt Addie for me 59:56 Speaker 1 I don't even 14 that'd be kind of weird 59:57 Speaker 1 But if you're not 14 get a little brand and I want to have you on the show 1:00:00 Speaker 1 I got questions dude because I mean seriously if you've seen those mug shots of those chicks and they're like 1:00:04 Speaker 1 like freaking pens and they get arrested and then they get arrested two years later and 1:00:09 Speaker 1 the eights and then two years later they're fours and then the two years later and they're 1:00:13 Speaker 1 like gross. Have you seen that? 1:00:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're a methyl do that to you for sure. Yeah, fuck you up. It's like the opposite 1:00:18 Speaker 1 of what we were talking about yesterday. We're like, you got like the threes and like when 1:00:21 Speaker 1 you're in middle school and then they hit puberty and they turn out to be hot. Oh, 1:00:25 Speaker 1 my God. Oh, I know Matt. Yeah, look at that. You're calling this fucker. You're calling 1:00:29 Speaker 1 this poor person of a crack head over here. What do you do? 1:00:33 Speaker 1 So she said I know math and then she corrected herself and said I'm sorry. I didn't mean math. I meant math 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Okay, well never mind Matt Addie, but are you a girl? That's the biggest thing. I just want to show your figure that now ketamine 1:00:47 Speaker 1 I know oh yeah ketamine's big. It's a very popular joke right now. Thank you. What's this Elon Musk was on that for a little while 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Ketamine 1:00:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, who's on that for a little while it's a very popular drug right now. It's going around the schools and everything so better be 1:00:59 Speaker 1 I told you I would do I would do I would do I would do peyote. I really 1:01:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's more like a spiritual drug. That's more like shrooms or something like that 1:01:05 Speaker 1 I don't you probably should start with shrooms. Peyote is a very intense 1:01:08 Speaker 1 I don't know why you don't just do shrooms first 1:01:11 Speaker 1 And not like your sister-in-law take the entire fucking bar 1:01:14 Speaker 1 That's what I'm afraid of I after watching her scarf down that chocolate bar that was made for four people 1:01:21 Speaker 1 By herself. I was like dude that just doesn't seem like a you know of training. I want to be on and so I I can't 1:01:29 Speaker 1 I- I'm like I said, I think Peyote because it's more spiritual, right? 1:01:33 Speaker 1 And I think if you do Peyote, I mean, isn't that what the Indians did? 1:01:37 Speaker 1 This just in from Racetrack. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 The Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza is back with crispy bacon, ground beef, mozzarella cheese, 1:01:43 Speaker 1 and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce all over a zesty cheese base. 1:01:46 Speaker 1 Is it a pizza that's been burger-fied, a burger that's out of its buns? 1:01:49 Speaker 1 One thing's for sure, it's worth every bite. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 Hey, you're supposed to read the ground breaking news. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 This is ground beefing news. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 The bacon cheeseburger pizza, so good it's back, but only for a limited time. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Race track, whatever gets you going, available at participating locations through November 3rd. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 Selling your home doesn't have to be scary. 1:02:08 Speaker 1 Get a guaranteed offer and trust Marksbane Real Estate to sell your home hassle-free and for the most money. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 And sell with confidence. 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I don't want to lose. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 Is it illegal? 1:02:35 Speaker 1 It's it's legal on Indian reservations. 1:02:37 Speaker 1 So you can just go do it there. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 It's kind of like the whole weed smoking thing. 1:02:40 Speaker 1 Like, well, you don't have a real job or you do, but you don't have a boss. 1:02:44 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like you can't go to Colorado smoke weed and come back 1:02:47 Speaker 1 and you get drug tested and you still get fired for it. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 But you don't really have to report to anybody. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 So you should be good. 1:02:51 Speaker 1 Now it's going to last. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 It's going to last a while. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 And you got to do like a seven day retreat up there and hang out the Indian the smoke out of the peace pipe 1:02:57 Speaker 1 But I'd be down for that you want to do that. Let's go to figure that out 1:03:01 Speaker 1 Can we do it like a casino? 1:03:03 Speaker 1 I think that's the last place you want to do it casinos are already scary. You gotta go like Indian reservation, you know 1:03:08 Speaker 1 Like where they drink a lot 1:03:10 Speaker 1 Well, they all drink a lot where's the closest Indian reservation? Probably like Wyoming where there's wherever the trail of tears ended 1:03:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, why do you care so much about the trail of tears? 1:03:20 Speaker 1 Why do you think that all the Indians in America live on the Trail of tears? 1:03:24 Speaker 1 Well, that's just where they ended up, you know, if you look at the world Indian reservations are they're off to the edge 1:03:28 Speaker 1 Where the trail tears ended, you know, they just stop crying and they're like, are you guys are happy here? They're like, yes 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Where that means we're happy we're done. It only took them 2000 miles to stop crying. I think we'll leave them here. Oh 1:03:43 Speaker 1 Look Matt had you actually Indian red daughter Tomahawk. I don't know 1:03:47 Speaker 1 but speaking of 1:03:49 Speaker 1 Speaking of, oh, we still don't know if it's a girl or not. 1:03:51 Speaker 1 Chuck just keep going with the girl. 1:03:53 Speaker 1 Shroom did nothing to me. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 Took it with it, okay. 1:03:56 Speaker 1 But speaking of baseball, 1:03:58 Speaker 1 I say as of right now, the, 1:04:00 Speaker 1 we're the World Series Game 4 1:04:02 Speaker 1 and we're gonna see if the Brewers can sweep them, 1:04:04 Speaker 1 which would be insane. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 It's only been done before by two teams 1:04:07 Speaker 1 where they swept the semifinals 1:04:09 Speaker 1 and the, what you wanna call it, the World Series. 1:04:12 Speaker 1 You know what two teams, those would be, 1:04:13 Speaker 1 Charles, where we get on out of here? 1:04:14 Speaker 1 That swept. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say the Los Angeles Dodgers. 1:04:18 Speaker 1 Nope. New York Yankees. Nope. Oh, wow. Um, semifinals and the, uh, world series. Give 1:04:27 Speaker 1 me the decade. Uh, the first one was in 1976. The Reds. Yes. Cincinnati Reds swept the 1:04:35 Speaker 1 Philadelphia Phillies, uh, three Oh, national league or the NLCS and then swept the Yankees 1:04:39 Speaker 1 or Oh, in the world series. Uh, now this, this is before the division series, uh, exist. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 The next one was in 2005 and you're probably going to get this one. 2005. 1:04:48 Speaker 1 would have been the, I already said the Yankees. I'm gonna say there's no way it was the Red Sox. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 Oh, super close. I just said the what's closer than the Yankees was closer than the White Sox. 1:05:06 Speaker 1 I said the blue or Red Sox. Oh shit. My bad. It was the White Sox. Oh, thank you. Then yeah, I meant the White Sox. 1:05:13 Speaker 1 That's what it is. Yeah. All right. Sounds good. We're gonna go ahead and get on out of here and we'll see you tomorrow. 1:05:17 Speaker 1 Hopefully we get a decent recording time because I'm for some reason fucking tired tonight. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 But I'll try it again. 1:05:21 Speaker 1 I think we're heading out. 1:05:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, tomorrow's what the chuck is going to be epic. 1:05:25 Speaker 1 If you have a kid and you want to talk about something 1:05:27 Speaker 1 that is just so disgusting and so ridiculous 1:05:30 Speaker 1 that I just learned as a dad because I have a 12 year old 1:05:33 Speaker 1 and I did not know I was going to have to prepare for this. 1:05:35 Speaker 1 We're going to talk about it tomorrow. 1:05:36 Speaker 1 All right, well, that's kind of a really weird and creepy. 1:05:38 Speaker 1 We'll see you tomorrow. 1:05:39 Speaker 1 Bye. 1:05:40 Speaker 1 You know I'm stupid. 1:05:41 Speaker 1 Selling your home doesn't have to be scary. 1:05:44 Speaker 1 Get a guaranteed offer and trust Mark Spain real estate 1:05:46 Speaker 1 to sell your home hassle-free and for the most money 1:05:49 Speaker 1 and sell with confidence. 1:05:50 Speaker 1 Go to markspain.com to get a guaranteed offer on your home today. 1:05:54 Speaker 1 That's markspain.com and start packing. 1:05:56 Speaker 1 Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. 1:05:58 Speaker 1 The message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. 1:06:01 Speaker 1 Please for the love. 1:06:02 Speaker 1 Everything good in this world, stop. 1:06:04 Speaker 1 With Mint, you can get premium wireless for just $15 a month. 1:06:08 Speaker 1 Of course, if you enjoy overpaying no judgments, but that's weird. 1:06:11 Speaker 1 OK, one judgment. 1:06:14 Speaker 1 Anyway, give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. 1:06:18 Speaker 1 Upfront payment of $45 for three-month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required. 1:06:21 Speaker 1 Intro rate for three months only. 1:06:22 Speaker 1 Then full price plan options available. 1:06:24 Speaker 1 Taxes and fees extra. 1:06:25 Speaker 1 C-Ful terms at Mint Mobile.com.