The Reason Iran Has No Prisoners EP-420 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-27
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This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:01 Speaker 1 This just in from racetrack the bacon cheeseburger pizza is back with crispy bacon ground beef mozzarella cheese and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce all over 0:09 Speaker 1 a zesty cheese base is that a pizza that's been burger-fied a burger that's out of its buns one thing's for sure 0:15 Speaker 1 It's worth every bite. Hey, you're supposed to read the ground breaking news. This is ground beefing news 0:21 Speaker 1 The bacon cheeseburger pizza so good. It's back, but only for a limited time racetrack whatever gets you going available 0:28 Speaker 1 participating locations through November 3rd. 0:33 Speaker 1 You could try to find a perfect coffee to water ratio. 0:36 Speaker 1 Or you could press a button. 0:39 Speaker 1 With Kurek, each K-cup pod is precision measured 0:42 Speaker 1 for a perfectly delicious cup. 0:44 Speaker 1 No effort, no grind, no math required. 0:50 Speaker 1 Great coffee without the grind. 0:52 Speaker 1 Kurek. 1:11 Speaker 1 I would have ate it to a Tuesday. 1:13 Speaker 1 And on this day in history back in 1994, 1:16 Speaker 1 the prison population topped 1 million people. 1:19 Speaker 1 Kinda crazy. I feel like there's got to be a better way. We can use the prisoners, but I don't know. I'm not a warden 1:24 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. I'm gonna pause real quick from a message advised by our attorneys morning 1:28 Speaker 1 When you're about to hear the funny shit in your life with that being said the comments made by Brandon Chuck 1:31 Speaker 1 Do not reflect their views everything said in the show is protected under parody law in no way shape or form 1:34 Speaker 1 Is anything said or done on the show is real everything is all props enjoy the show 1:38 Speaker 1 Alright over there's Chuck Charles iron fist. How you doing there Charles seems really low million people? 1:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I see I remember back in the day. I think it was China 1:47 Speaker 1 I think they took all their prisoners and they started using them to play this game called Runescape and 1:52 Speaker 1 Essentially you would like collect diamonds and stuff in the game and you could take that and then you could sell it online 1:57 Speaker 1 For actual currency so the Chinese are just like alright 1:59 Speaker 1 We're just gonna make you slaves and they just made them play this game for 12 hours a day 2:03 Speaker 1 And then the Chinese system made a fuck ton of money off of it 2:06 Speaker 1 But we don't really do that with our prisoners. I mean I see them cutting the grass 2:09 Speaker 1 I see them mowing one of them cut a tree down in front of me one time and I ran it over 2:13 Speaker 1 I was hoping it would have fallen my truck and I could sue the county 2:15 Speaker 1 But it quite happened that way, but yeah, a million people 2:19 Speaker 1 I guess it does come seen a little low, but I mean, I guess it gets good, right? 2:22 Speaker 1 We got 330 million people. Well, I don't know how many people we had now before let me look that up 2:26 Speaker 1 So we have a lot more now 2:28 Speaker 1 I mean, I think in the entire world United States has the most incarcerated people out of any country 2:34 Speaker 1 Which is pretty impressive when you think of it because we don't have a population 2:37 Speaker 1 Nearly as large as India's or China's right. Oh 2:42 Speaker 1 No, no, no, yeah, okay, so in 1994 2:44 Speaker 1 there were two hundred and fifty million so one out of you know one million out two hundred fifty i guess that's not too bad right 2:50 Speaker 1 yeah but what's the population and of uh... imprisoned personnel now 2:53 Speaker 1 like i'm in here in jail today 2:55 Speaker 1 and guess five million 2:57 Speaker 1 are in 2:58 Speaker 1 prison based 3:00 Speaker 1 on 3:01 Speaker 1 country 3:05 Speaker 1 uh... let's see here united states uh... has one point eight million prisoners uh... shina has one point seven million prisoners 3:12 Speaker 1 Brazil, 840,964 India, half a million to 573. Damn, what are they doing over there? 3:19 Speaker 1 I feel like Indians don't really do bad shit. Russia's 282,000. I figure they'd be a little 3:25 Speaker 1 higher. And the lowest, yeah, this makes a lot of sense. The lowest is Iran, 189,000. 3:31 Speaker 1 They just like, Oh, you'll go, you kill someone? Okay, you'll become jihad and you'll fight 3:35 Speaker 1 for us. We let you go fight. What's what's what's what's Mexico had? Mexico is probably 3:39 Speaker 1 what would have the population. I mean, has done time. That's that's rough over there. 3:44 Speaker 1 Do the federalities don't mess around. They'll lock you up for looking at them wrong. 3:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, Mexico has 235,272,000 prisoners. But I think they, some of these countries, 3:53 Speaker 1 they probably just probably just kill them, right? For the most part, 3:55 Speaker 1 they don't really put them in prison. Once they get to a certain amount, 3:57 Speaker 1 they get a little full. They're like, yeah, we're just going to kill you guys. 4:00 Speaker 1 We don't have any more room. Well, I know that's how Saudi Arabia is. 4:02 Speaker 1 I'm guessing the executions are way higher in places like Iraq and Iran. Russia too. 4:08 Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like Russia, you know, well, I don't know because there's such it's such an organized crime 4:13 Speaker 1 Like capital, you know, like there's no way the Kremlin's not involved in organized crime. So there's accepted 4:18 Speaker 1 You know like everybody's involved in it duh, right? So I mean how long has Putin been in power? 4:24 Speaker 1 30 years yeah come on dude like this dude is he's he's got a good gig going on over there 4:31 Speaker 1 So it's interesting, but I do think they should put him to work 4:33 Speaker 1 I know when we went to was it Hogan'sville where we met you at? 4:36 Speaker 1 And we were walking through the hummingbird festival. 4:41 Speaker 1 And this is the first time I've ever seen this. 4:43 Speaker 1 My kids are walking with me. 4:45 Speaker 1 We're walking down the main street and I look up and there's a bunch of dudes in orange 4:50 Speaker 1 jumpsuits, empty in the trash cans. 4:54 Speaker 1 And they're just walking, smiling, hanging out. 4:57 Speaker 1 And of course, you see somebody in orange jumpsuit. 4:59 Speaker 1 I'm looking around like, where's the deputies? 5:01 Speaker 1 Right? 5:02 Speaker 1 They got to be under like some type of monitoring. 5:04 Speaker 1 Nothing. 5:05 Speaker 1 And all my kids were like, dad, did they escape from prison? 5:08 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, I don't think so. 5:11 Speaker 1 I mean, if I'm going to escape from prison, 5:13 Speaker 1 I don't think I would just start emptying trash cans. 5:16 Speaker 1 I do a community service. 5:17 Speaker 1 I'm just going to get ahead of my community service. 5:18 Speaker 1 I said, while I got out, I had to do 4,000 hours 5:20 Speaker 1 of our community service. 5:21 Speaker 1 I'm just going to jump on that. 5:22 Speaker 1 It would be a good cover though, right? 5:24 Speaker 1 I mean, if you ever escape from prison, 5:26 Speaker 1 you're wearing your orange jumpsuit. 5:28 Speaker 1 All you got to do is start picking up trash on the freeway 5:31 Speaker 1 and just have a trash bag. 5:33 Speaker 1 You know, the cops combined are like, hey, 5:34 Speaker 1 Have you seen the skate convict? 5:35 Speaker 1 You're like, no man, I'm just doing my trash pickup duty. 5:38 Speaker 1 And they're like, okay, let us know if you see them. 5:40 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 5:41 Speaker 1 I mean, it's actually genius if that's what they did. 5:43 Speaker 1 But I just thought that was very interesting 5:45 Speaker 1 because I don't know how this work release thing works. 5:48 Speaker 1 But it just doesn't, it gives me an uneasy feeling 5:51 Speaker 1 when you're in an orange jumpsuit walking the streets. 5:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 5:54 Speaker 1 I think these guys are mainly for like, 5:56 Speaker 1 probably like tax evasion. 5:57 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess you can't be beating people up 5:59 Speaker 1 or like, you know, holding people hostage 6:01 Speaker 1 and not gonna let those guys out. 6:02 Speaker 1 So I always had that fear also when I was young too. 6:04 Speaker 1 my dad, why do we let these guys out? 6:05 Speaker 1 They're like, oh, these guys ain't really that bad. 6:07 Speaker 1 They just hit pay their taxes or something like that. 6:09 Speaker 1 They're just gonna let them, you know, 6:10 Speaker 1 cut the grass or mosh it. 6:12 Speaker 1 But I'm sure there's probably like an incentive 6:13 Speaker 1 in the jail like you want to go out and work 6:15 Speaker 1 because you don't want to sit in the jail all day 6:17 Speaker 1 or in the prison and just hang out 6:18 Speaker 1 because that's got to suck too. 6:19 Speaker 1 But I'm sure there are some people there like, 6:21 Speaker 1 man, I just want to stay here and eat my three meals, 6:23 Speaker 1 stay on my cot, watch my TV and, you know, 6:25 Speaker 1 smoke my cigarettes and play on my PlayStation 6:28 Speaker 1 because they're getting a very advanced nowadays, 6:30 Speaker 1 depending on what prison you go to. 6:31 Speaker 1 They let them have like video game consoles and everything. 6:33 Speaker 1 They're like jail breaking them and somehow getting on the internet and they all got tablets and everything. I saw a 6:38 Speaker 1 young thug was doing an interview and you know, he was in jail for a while for that Rico trial and 6:44 Speaker 1 He said before that he don't watch like maybe ten movies in his life 6:48 Speaker 1 But since he was in prison. He just watched like or jail 6:50 Speaker 1 He watched like 50 to 100 movies because I guess they just let him just let him play on the tablets and watch movies 6:55 Speaker 1 Did he say what his favorite movie was? Oh? 6:59 Speaker 1 He said it was he watched this TV show it was called 7:03 Speaker 1 something about FBI agents wouldn't snow it was something about FBI agents in Atlanta, but they actually mentioned him in the show they're like 7:11 Speaker 1 They're like Rico trial like with young thug or something like that. Yeah, he probably hasn't checked out Shrek yet 7:16 Speaker 1 I mean, that's he would love Shrek. I should recommend that to him 7:19 Speaker 1 I need to just DM him every day by man. You watch Shrek 7:22 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna do that start doing that every day I'm gonna DM young thug by man check out this movie called Shrek 7:27 Speaker 1 Don't love it. You're gonna love it. It's fucking great 7:30 Speaker 1 but anyway, let's see, if there anything else interesting to happen today, 7:34 Speaker 1 okay, in 1904, New York City subway officially opens its first underground rapid transit line, 7:41 Speaker 1 and that went downhill very quickly since then. 7:43 Speaker 1 I bet it was nice back in 1904, just kind of like, oh wow, we get to move quicker. 7:46 Speaker 1 We don't have to use these cars and everything, and it's a little cheaper. 7:49 Speaker 1 Now it's just a shit hole down there. 7:50 Speaker 1 Every time I go underground in a subway system, it's just sketchy as hell. 7:54 Speaker 1 I really don't even, the only one I like riding is the plane train, 7:57 Speaker 1 because I feel like people aren't going to stab me. 7:59 Speaker 1 They at least had some money to get past TSA and had to buy a ticket. 8:02 Speaker 1 So I'm not as worried about that. 8:03 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think if I've ever been on a good subway. 8:06 Speaker 1 I mean, Washington DC has a very clean underground system. 8:11 Speaker 1 I will say that. 8:12 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not very efficient and it's always overcrowded and all that. 8:16 Speaker 1 You know, and you do have to worry about the homeless people pushing you on the track 8:19 Speaker 1 when the train's coming, which is always a fear, right? 8:22 Speaker 1 You're just going to get pushed. 8:23 Speaker 1 That one's okay. The worst one I've ever been on was probably, I hate to say this because it's home. 8:30 Speaker 1 New York, the nastiest one. But, but Italy is right there with it buddy. 8:37 Speaker 1 I mean, oh my god, the rats are dogs. They're freaking huge. I don't even know what they're doing down there. 8:43 Speaker 1 I mean, I've watched Ninja Turtles and I've done my research. 8:46 Speaker 1 So I know that there's stuff going on that we don't know about, right, in the sewer system. 8:49 Speaker 1 But I mean these rats dude they get bigger than Rex and Rex is 20 pounds. He wouldn't even stand 8:55 Speaker 1 I've never seen rats this big like they're well fed and I don't know what they're eating because I mean you're in the sewer 9:00 Speaker 1 What are you eating as a rat? 9:01 Speaker 1 Probably like shit, right? I mean they probably eat the shit they got the protein or whatnot 9:05 Speaker 1 They just it's probably much on that 9:07 Speaker 1 But I will say the one the one subway I've been on 9:10 Speaker 1 Underground was in Germany and that's when we were trying to find weed over there when we went and it was like late at night 9:14 Speaker 1 It was probably one in the morning 9:15 Speaker 1 There's not a lot of people on the ground. We're trying to find some good bud because the black guy in the park sold you shit 9:21 Speaker 1 All right, we were walking around like hey, you know get some bud like yeah 9:24 Speaker 1 There's a guy over there and it was I swear to God. I shit you not it was the one black guy 9:28 Speaker 1 We saw in Germany was selling us but and what he did was he 9:32 Speaker 1 It was so odd like he just sat down on a bench next to him 9:35 Speaker 1 And he just talked to him and he just run over there in the bushes 9:37 Speaker 1 He grabbed like some aluminum foil and he come out and hand it to him like 9:41 Speaker 1 I said weed right not heroin because normally heroin comes in like aluminum foil 9:45 Speaker 1 But he sold it to us like 20 bucks. We had like a ball of it 9:48 Speaker 1 But it was like the worst fucking Mexican dirt weed I've we've ever had but the good guy was damn 9:53 Speaker 1 I can't remember what his name was. I still got him on messenger. I need to hit him up 9:56 Speaker 1 Leon Leon that was his name. Wait, I just just just to be clear cuz I don't know if I've ever heard this story 10:02 Speaker 1 So when you went to Germany, you're you're outside the United States 10:06 Speaker 1 you this is your first trip abroad and 10:10 Speaker 1 you have the bright idea that you're gonna try to 10:13 Speaker 1 that like take part in a drug deal? 10:16 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, I mean, you get to find drugs 10:17 Speaker 1 when you're abroad, right? 10:19 Speaker 1 It's the worst idea I've ever heard. 10:21 Speaker 1 What if it was an undercover cop? 10:23 Speaker 1 Oh, they're not hiring black guys to be captured in Germany. 10:25 Speaker 1 It's true story. 10:26 Speaker 1 Actually, as soon as the words came out of my mouth, 10:30 Speaker 1 I remember he was black and I'm like, 10:31 Speaker 1 I just didn't envision like the German police, 10:35 Speaker 1 a Pulitzer, you know, and he walks in for an interview 10:38 Speaker 1 and they're like, oh, we're sorry, 10:39 Speaker 1 we cannot help you here. 10:40 Speaker 1 Like, why not? 10:41 Speaker 1 You're black. 10:42 Speaker 1 We still have not gotten over. You know, the ways the ways that we think so so you guys do a drug deal 10:48 Speaker 1 Now the first one was 20 that well 20 euro. I'm guessing you know 10:51 Speaker 1 So what 30 bucks it's garbage and then you guys decide 10:55 Speaker 1 You've escaped arrest once. How do you get turned on to the better drug dealer? 11:03 Speaker 1 This just in from racetrack the bacon cheeseburger pizza is back with crispy bacon ground beef mozzarella cheese and a drizzle of 11:10 Speaker 1 Tengy Burger Sauce all over a zesty cheese base. 11:13 Speaker 1 Is it a pizza that's been burger-fied, 11:15 Speaker 1 a burger that's out of its buns? 11:16 Speaker 1 One thing's for sure, it's worth every bite. 11:19 Speaker 1 Hey, you're supposed to read the ground breaking news. 11:21 Speaker 1 This is ground beefing news. 11:24 Speaker 1 The bacon cheeseburger pizza, so good it's back, 11:26 Speaker 1 but only for a limited time. 11:28 Speaker 1 Race track, whatever gets you going, 11:30 Speaker 1 available at participating locations through November 3rd. 11:33 Speaker 1 How about a latte? 11:34 Speaker 1 Maybe dark roast? 11:35 Speaker 1 Vanilla? 11:36 Speaker 1 Caramel? 11:37 Speaker 1 Blueberry? 11:38 Speaker 1 them to agree on one flavor or give everyone what they want. 11:43 Speaker 1 With Keurig, there's over 500 k-cup pod varieties of fresh flavorful coffee. 11:49 Speaker 1 No effort, no grind, no settling. 11:55 Speaker 1 Great coffee without the grind. 11:57 Speaker 1 Keurig. 11:59 Speaker 1 Um, so we, uh, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, 12:02 Speaker 1 we want to stuff like this. 12:03 Speaker 1 This is the dumb, this is the dumbest story. 12:04 Speaker 1 This, I don't know why you haven't told the story. 12:06 Speaker 1 This is the dumbest story I've ever heard in my life that you would, you would just be 12:09 Speaker 1 like I knew we got on the subway and we had a bright idea. 12:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:12 Speaker 1 Well, it was like our last ditch effort. 12:14 Speaker 1 We were in, I think we made it to wedding, wedding Germany. 12:18 Speaker 1 It's like right outside of Berlin. 12:19 Speaker 1 It's like an hour away. 12:20 Speaker 1 We were like walking around just exploring. 12:22 Speaker 1 It's late at night. 12:22 Speaker 1 Probably went a good idea to Americans just by themselves. 12:25 Speaker 1 We try to go to that club. 12:26 Speaker 1 That was, it's like the very popular club. 12:29 Speaker 1 It's hard to get into nightclub. 12:30 Speaker 1 Came here with the name of it. 12:32 Speaker 1 Like the bouncer, he just looks at you 12:34 Speaker 1 and decides whether he's gonna let you in or not. 12:36 Speaker 1 He came over the name of it, but it's like world famous. 12:39 Speaker 1 We went over there in the line was super fucking long. I mean we asked the guys in front of us 12:42 Speaker 1 I don't even wait, but we've been waiting an hour. Oh fuck that man. We're not waiting an hour to get drugs 12:47 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? So we went 12:49 Speaker 1 We hopped on the subway we go underground and I'm looking around 12:52 Speaker 1 There's like maybe three or four people down there and I see a guy with a cross tattoo right here 12:58 Speaker 1 This is where the god this is not a true story. I swear. I'll pull the guys picture up. I find find him 13:03 Speaker 1 I'll find him after the show his name is Leon and a cross tattoo right here on his eye 13:06 Speaker 1 And I'm like, that's the guy, that's definitely the guy that's gonna have weed. 13:10 Speaker 1 So we go up to him, we talk to him, and we're like, hey man, we're some Americans, 13:14 Speaker 1 we're looking for some bud, you know where to get somebody's like, yes, 13:16 Speaker 1 I know where to get somebody's like, I've got to text this train, you want to come with me? 13:19 Speaker 1 And we just split second decision, like do we get on the train with this guy? 13:22 Speaker 1 And we got on the train this guy. 13:23 Speaker 1 And then we, we got on the train with them. 13:27 Speaker 1 And everyone's looking to be weird because I was dipping at the time and they don't have 13:30 Speaker 1 dip over there, so they just thought I was very odd. 13:32 Speaker 1 Like I got like stung by a B or something, because they don't have chew in tobacco at all. 13:35 Speaker 1 So I'm just riding around spitting in a cup. We're just riding this train with this guy for probably about 30 minutes 13:40 Speaker 1 and we're talking to him and I might have to give him on the podcast but 13:45 Speaker 1 We he's asking how much we want and we're like I don't know how much 50 gets us. Oh, you want a fox 13:50 Speaker 1 You want a fox? I'm like what does that mean and there are big dollar bills over there a red like a fox 13:55 Speaker 1 So they call it a fox we get off this subway. We go to like this isolated area dark. There's no one else around 14:00 Speaker 1 They're like, oh god, this is bad, but there's two of us so we felt confident. We know Germans don't have guns so 14:05 Speaker 1 We were like, all right, I think we can take this guy if something happens. 14:07 Speaker 1 We're just walking down the street and then out of nowhere, 14:09 Speaker 1 this guy just like comes up into our group and that was the drug dealer. 14:13 Speaker 1 My holy shit, I'll do this guy. 14:14 Speaker 1 Like we're in the fucking movies or something. 14:16 Speaker 1 So we got the drugs, the weed, and then we, uh, we get back on the train with the guy. 14:21 Speaker 1 And I thought we were about to get jumped or something because another random 14:24 Speaker 1 German guy hops on the train and he just starts talking to German to our, 14:28 Speaker 1 our plug over there in Germany. 14:30 Speaker 1 And we're talking to him. 14:31 Speaker 1 I'm leaning over to always my, this might be a setup August. 14:33 Speaker 1 and then we get done and I asked to ask Leon like, what's that guy talking about? Oh, he's 14:40 Speaker 1 crazy German. He just talked about some crazy shit. So we end up leaving and we go to like 14:46 Speaker 1 this corner like little March. It's like this little booth that I guess they sell like fruits 14:51 Speaker 1 and shit at during the day. And we're just sitting there. There's three of us. Leon's rolling us 14:56 Speaker 1 up a joint. He did this cool thing with the joint we've never seen before. He rolls it 14:59 Speaker 1 up and it's I don't know I don't know how the paper worked but he lit the top and it would go over 15:04 Speaker 1 the top come down and go back over and then you have like a perfect joint you just burn off the 15:07 Speaker 1 excess paper I'm like do that it's cool I got a video you send it to me also got to find that 15:13 Speaker 1 but uh yeah we uh we we smoked with him on the side of the the road and a cop drives by before 15:18 Speaker 1 we light it up like oh fucking shit this is going to be bad if we get arrested for doing drugs in 15:23 Speaker 1 Germany but uh it turned out to be okay and uh we got high with them and then we talked to them 15:28 Speaker 1 the next day and hung out with him a little bit. We got lunch with them. 15:31 Speaker 1 We wanted to know about America and everything. We're like, 15:32 Speaker 1 you should come to America. And that's when he tells that he's been arrested 15:35 Speaker 1 before Germany. I don't think he I don't think it was a felony. Or maybe it was, 15:39 Speaker 1 but he said he couldn't get to America. Oh, dude, we can figure it out, man. 15:41 Speaker 1 We can get you in America. I was like, they crossed the border all the time. 15:43 Speaker 1 We'll be all right. But yeah, that was a good time. And the hardest part about 15:47 Speaker 1 Germany, I don't know where he was getting his his rolling paper from, 15:51 Speaker 1 but it was very hard. They don't have cigarettes or anything over the right, 15:54 Speaker 1 like a swisser suites or white house. Nothing like that. 15:57 Speaker 1 I think you answered your question with why the guy couldn't become a cop. 16:01 Speaker 1 Oh, that guy. 16:02 Speaker 1 Oh, he didn't want to be a cop. 16:02 Speaker 1 No, I'm saying there's not a lot of black guys there. 16:05 Speaker 1 And I'm from what I don't know. 16:08 Speaker 1 I've never had a friend that got a cigar yellow or a swisher sweet. 16:11 Speaker 1 I've never seen that, you know, unless my buddy was, you know, black. 16:15 Speaker 1 They'd let they get them a lot. 16:17 Speaker 1 You know, the Falcons player every time he comes over, he's got a pocket full of 16:22 Speaker 1 them. 16:22 Speaker 1 Is he is he rolling wheat up in them though? 16:24 Speaker 1 Or is he just smoking? 16:25 Speaker 1 I think he's just smoking them. 16:26 Speaker 1 I think he puts him in his mouth and doesn't even light him. 16:29 Speaker 1 Like he just like like, 16:31 Speaker 1 choose on him, get the flavor. 16:32 Speaker 1 I guess I don't know. I'm not works, but he's always got. 16:35 Speaker 1 Well, we all was a white guy. 16:36 Speaker 1 So that's why we kind of trusted him. 16:38 Speaker 1 And it was nighttime. 16:38 Speaker 1 I want to approach the black guy at nighttime in Germany in a subway. 16:41 Speaker 1 That just been sketchy. 16:42 Speaker 1 That's just a bad idea. 16:43 Speaker 1 The other guy was broad day in a park. 16:44 Speaker 1 So I'm like, this has got to be safe. 16:46 Speaker 1 But yeah, dude, so we try to buy a rolling papers. 16:49 Speaker 1 And what we thought were rolling papers were not. 16:51 Speaker 1 We just got a hundred. 16:54 Speaker 1 Unfilled cigarettes. 16:55 Speaker 1 It was just a filter and just like the actual cigarette and you're supposed to stuff it in there and that was fucking terrible 17:00 Speaker 1 So we were carrying this box around I'm like, I guess Germans use these a lot 17:03 Speaker 1 So we were just taking like handfuls out and just set them on a window sales 17:06 Speaker 1 We were like the dam some kind of tooth fairy for this German. They just woke up in the morning 17:09 Speaker 1 They're just like cigarettes. They could you know little cartridges that could stuff full of tobacco or whatever they want to put in there 17:14 Speaker 1 And we found out when we hung out with this girl, Paulina, which we later found out she was a prostitute 17:19 Speaker 1 I think because he's all over a tit than everything and she was she got beat up or something 17:23 Speaker 1 What would she have on her boobs? 17:25 Speaker 1 Hickeys or bruises? 17:26 Speaker 1 I can't tell if they're like hickeys from like people sucking 17:28 Speaker 1 on them or if they're like, she was beat up. 17:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. 17:31 Speaker 1 How did you know she had Hickeys on her boobs? 17:32 Speaker 1 She had like a low cut shirt and she had big old tits. 17:36 Speaker 1 We had met her at a bar. 17:38 Speaker 1 And when we went in there, it was called the Bad Fish Bar. 17:41 Speaker 1 It was the second one we went to. 17:43 Speaker 1 We'd go in there and it's kind of like, 17:44 Speaker 1 there's a few guys in there and there were some bar stools 17:47 Speaker 1 and we're like, oh, we're gonna go sit over there. 17:49 Speaker 1 And they start yelling at us 17:50 Speaker 1 because they thought we were Germans. 17:51 Speaker 1 They're like, good doubt, good doubt. 17:52 Speaker 1 Cause apparently it's like an international city, 17:53 Speaker 1 kind of like Atlanta and they hate Germans there. 17:56 Speaker 1 But then we explained to them, we were Americans. 17:58 Speaker 1 They're like, oh you're Americans? 17:59 Speaker 1 And then they let us sit down and we spoke, 18:01 Speaker 1 we with her in the bar and it was a good time. 18:05 Speaker 1 But they don't do, they do splits all the time. 18:07 Speaker 1 They don't do what they call all green. 18:09 Speaker 1 So they mix it with tobacco and they thought we were crazy 18:11 Speaker 1 for smoking straight weed. 18:13 Speaker 1 Cause we smoked with some people in the bar 18:15 Speaker 1 and they were absolutely high as shit. 18:17 Speaker 1 Like they just don't do it. 18:19 Speaker 1 So I got to ask the question because, 18:21 Speaker 1 You know, you've brought up this young lady that had hikis on her boobs. 18:24 Speaker 1 So when you were in Germany, did you ever like hook up with a girl while you were there? 18:29 Speaker 1 Uh, in Germany? No, no. 18:31 Speaker 1 Oh, well, why do you say it like that? 18:34 Speaker 1 Oh, just not in Germany. 18:35 Speaker 1 No, I mean, America, yeah, but not Germany. 18:37 Speaker 1 Oh, I know you've. 18:39 Speaker 1 I know you're not a virgin idiot. 18:40 Speaker 1 I'm talking about when you were over there, though. 18:42 Speaker 1 You didn't have a single one night stand. 18:44 Speaker 1 I'm going. 18:44 Speaker 1 I'm trying to figure out if there's like a small possibility that there's a little 18:48 Speaker 1 thrasher running around Germany right now. 18:50 Speaker 1 like no is that even possible because like I said it's kind of like international city like 18:54 Speaker 1 Atlanta which means there's a lot of STDs going around up there so we were like I don't think 18:58 Speaker 1 a German STT would be good because I don't know if they could treat that in America you know it's 19:01 Speaker 1 like a different strain and everything it's just they got different bodies and they got different 19:05 Speaker 1 different atmosphere and whatnot so it's just I think it's all the same I don't think so I think 19:10 Speaker 1 I think it you taste depending on what part of the world you're in did I tell you that I had I 19:14 Speaker 1 got charged the other day I sent you my test that oh yeah that they made me do yeah you don't have 19:19 Speaker 1 have AIDS or gonorrhea or syphilis. So I went, you know, I freaking had to get my 19:25 Speaker 1 blood drawn again. Because dude, I'm freaking taking that. You know, I started about, I 19:30 Speaker 1 don't know, five months ago. And, and I went in, I got my blood work done and I'm like, 19:34 Speaker 1 dude, I feel like crap. I just, I just need to get, you know, whatever they, that's what 19:38 Speaker 1 they test your testosterone and all that stuff. And then, you know, they'll give you testosterone 19:43 Speaker 1 and stuff like that. What is it called? Oh my God. It's G H. No, no, but I got a funny 19:50 Speaker 1 story about his G H to that just happened a couple days ago. So it's like a TRT testosterone 19:56 Speaker 1 replacement therapy, right? And I said, well, I don't know if I want to do it. You know, 20:00 Speaker 1 it's a lot, you know, and they said, Oh, no, you love it, dude. It's so good for you 20:03 Speaker 1 to make you feel so much younger. You're just astral go through the roof, your libido and 20:07 Speaker 1 all this. And I'm like, okay, you know, I guess I'll do it because I'll try anything 20:10 Speaker 1 You know, so I'm doing it and and and they said hey look you gotta go donate blood 20:15 Speaker 1 Like if you donate blood you'll feel so good because until we get everything situated 20:19 Speaker 1 With your treatment and all this stuff to keep you, you know the feeling the way you want to feel your body's gonna make more blood 20:25 Speaker 1 I'm okay cool. So I go to American Red Cross 20:28 Speaker 1 I've already got a count there cuz I donate blood anyway, and that's why donate blood and they said you know 20:33 Speaker 1 You should really get another I'm not pint taken off. You know, it'll really make you feel good. Why are you making so much blood? 20:38 Speaker 1 What's going on with you? 20:39 Speaker 1 I don't know. 20:40 Speaker 1 It's the medication they give you. 20:41 Speaker 1 So while they're doing it, like the TRT, 20:43 Speaker 1 and then they're something else, 20:45 Speaker 1 it's like an estrogen blocker, 20:46 Speaker 1 because if not, I'll get boobs and I'll get all mad, 20:49 Speaker 1 so they give you all these meds. 20:50 Speaker 1 But you go and you get blood worked on every 90 days, 20:53 Speaker 1 and they test your blood, make check everything 20:55 Speaker 1 to make sure all your levels are right 20:56 Speaker 1 and that you're where you need to be. 20:57 Speaker 1 Because if you make too much testosterone, 20:59 Speaker 1 you're gonna be punching people in the face, right? 21:01 Speaker 1 It's penis explode. 21:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't wanna do that. 21:04 Speaker 1 So the gist of it is I had to go find a place to donate blood, 21:08 Speaker 1 but you're not allowed to donate more than a pint every like four months per the American Red Cross. 21:13 Speaker 1 So I have the bright idea. 21:15 Speaker 1 I'm like, well, I'm just going to go to this place in Atlanta, but I'm not going to like a Planned Parenthood or something. 21:21 Speaker 1 I'm not going to like a place that's, you know, freaking free that I got to worry about what I'm walking into. 21:27 Speaker 1 So I go to this like really a nice establishment. 21:30 Speaker 1 And they're like, Hey, so, you know, we can take your blood, but we got it. 21:34 Speaker 1 We got to we got to screen you first. 21:35 Speaker 1 And I was like, that's fine. 21:36 Speaker 1 You're like, whatever you gotta do. 21:38 Speaker 1 And I'm like, all right, so we need to take your blood. 21:40 Speaker 1 And we're going to screen these ones for like, you know, HIV, 21:42 Speaker 1 syphilis, tuberculosis. 21:43 Speaker 1 I'm like, Jesus, dude. 21:44 Speaker 1 I was like, I think I'm good. 21:45 Speaker 1 Like I don't, I showed them my American Red Cross card. 21:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, but I couldn't tell them. 21:48 Speaker 1 Like I just left, I just left there. 21:51 Speaker 1 You know, they took blood. 21:51 Speaker 1 Suck my drop, baby. 21:53 Speaker 1 So, so, so they're like, okay, well, we got to test you 21:57 Speaker 1 for all this stuff and then we'll take your blood. 21:58 Speaker 1 So about, I don't know, when did I send it to you? 22:00 Speaker 1 Like Thursday or like last week at some point, I get an email. 22:04 Speaker 1 And it's like, congratulations, you're negative 22:08 Speaker 1 for all these STDs, right? 22:10 Speaker 1 And I go, okay, cool, not in good donate blood. 22:12 Speaker 1 I got a bill, bro. 22:14 Speaker 1 The lab sent me a bill for the screening. 22:16 Speaker 1 Guess how much that screening was that I didn't even want. 22:19 Speaker 1 Oh, 185. 22:20 Speaker 1 220 bucks. 22:21 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 22:22 Speaker 1 And I didn't even want it. 22:23 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what are we doing here? 22:25 Speaker 1 So now I had to pay 220 to donate blood. 22:28 Speaker 1 And I said, the lady, so do I have to do this every time? 22:31 Speaker 1 And she's like, oh no, it's a one-time thing. 22:33 Speaker 1 I said, I'm not trying to tell you how to, you know, run your facility. 22:36 Speaker 1 But couldn't somebody come in here and get tested for something, be negative 22:40 Speaker 1 today and be positive tomorrow. 22:42 Speaker 1 It's a thing. 22:43 Speaker 1 I put the prostitutes. 22:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:45 Speaker 1 And she's like, well, it's just, it's just the first time. 22:47 Speaker 1 It's a money grab, dude. 22:49 Speaker 1 So anyway, I, I definitely, uh, I got ripped off. 22:52 Speaker 1 I'm not going to do that anymore. 22:53 Speaker 1 I'm going to stick with the American Red Cross. 22:55 Speaker 1 Why don't you just take your own blood at home? 22:57 Speaker 1 You know, because you're going to be doing this at all. 22:58 Speaker 1 And just have like bags of blood and you're like, I'm not going to have to do it 23:02 Speaker 1 lot do once once everything where I like it's getting better. It's getting to the point now 23:07 Speaker 1 because like every guy that I know because I've had a bunch of buddies that started doing it 23:11 Speaker 1 and there's different like medications and varieties you can do and they all love it. They 23:16 Speaker 1 all swear by it like dude it makes you feel 20 years younger like you can you have more energy 23:20 Speaker 1 and all this stuff and they don't have the same issue but they all said the same thing like when 23:25 Speaker 1 you start it while they're working out like your medication and how you take it it's it's it's 23:30 Speaker 1 It's painful. 23:31 Speaker 1 Like your body's gonna do that. 23:33 Speaker 1 Your body's just gonna be like, 23:33 Speaker 1 oh, you need more blood. 23:34 Speaker 1 And I don't know why. 23:35 Speaker 1 I can't explain the science behind it. 23:38 Speaker 1 And I honestly don't know if I'm gonna keep doing it. 23:39 Speaker 1 I think I maybe only got a month left in me. 23:41 Speaker 1 It's just a lot of work, dude. 23:42 Speaker 1 And I do like the screenings because it tells you, 23:44 Speaker 1 like if you have cancer, 23:46 Speaker 1 if you have anything going on with your lymph nodes 23:48 Speaker 1 or you have something off with the science of your body. 23:52 Speaker 1 But it's also, dude, 23:53 Speaker 1 I get, there's just a lot of needles floating around, man. 23:55 Speaker 1 Like I'm tired of getting shots 23:57 Speaker 1 and just getting freaking poked and prodded. 23:59 Speaker 1 So I don't think it's for me. 24:00 Speaker 1 But yeah, you're going to get a bunch of damn track March. 24:02 Speaker 1 I'm not just going to get a damn port put your fucking arm or 24:04 Speaker 1 people are going to think you're doing heroin all the time. 24:05 Speaker 1 Well, and what they don't, it doesn't go in your arm. 24:08 Speaker 1 It goes in your butt cheek. 24:09 Speaker 1 But what sucks is, you know, especially when you're, you know, my age, and you 24:14 Speaker 1 got, you know, my testosterone levels are where they were when I was 21. 24:19 Speaker 1 So, so Megan is not like very happy about this because like, you know, 24:25 Speaker 1 the morning all the time, you're just putting a cleaner in her face all the time. 24:28 Speaker 1 It's so bad. 24:29 Speaker 1 It just doesn't stop and I forgot you know because back when you're 21 22, you know, this is normal 24:36 Speaker 1 As you get older, you know, you know, you're like, okay, you know, I need to be intimate 24:41 Speaker 1 Twice a week three times a week, you know 24:43 Speaker 1 And then once you get you know once you get your wife on that pattern over, you know 15 years and then you're like 24:50 Speaker 1 You know what I think it needs to be twice a day, you know 24:52 Speaker 1 It's like, wait, wait, one hour, one hour. 24:55 Speaker 1 Like, I didn't sign up for this. 24:56 Speaker 1 So anyway, but we're figuring it out. 24:58 Speaker 1 Now to go back to your HGH thing. 25:01 Speaker 1 So I did a social experiment with Carter and some of his buddies. 25:05 Speaker 1 And I said, hey, because they all play sports. 25:08 Speaker 1 You know, and I said, hey, if I was to get you guys HGH, right? 25:13 Speaker 1 And it was mostly healthy. 25:16 Speaker 1 Would you guys take it? 25:17 Speaker 1 Right? 25:18 Speaker 1 And they go, one of his buddies goes, I mean, I don't know. 25:22 Speaker 1 Is it gonna guarantee I make it to MLB and I'm like dude wrong answer like why would you even ask that question? 25:30 Speaker 1 He's like I'm just asking man. I'm just asking I was like dude. No, and he's like, okay 25:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think these kids man. They don't understand that that stuff's dangerous 25:38 Speaker 1 Well, I mean everything in life dangerous it depends on how bad you want it 25:41 Speaker 1 I mean how bad do they really want to be the best baseball player ever because a rod really wanted it right, you know 25:46 Speaker 1 And hey Aaron Martin why I'm Martin why they really wanted it back in the day 25:49 Speaker 1 and you know, was it a rod that got mixed up in the Genesis shit down in Florida when 25:55 Speaker 1 they were doing all the HGH and everything and because they take it out of it's they take 26:00 Speaker 1 it out of women right there. They're hormones that they produce when they're making a kid 26:03 Speaker 1 in that where that that chemical compound comes from. 26:06 Speaker 1 I don't know but it's correct me if I'm wrong. I don't I don't think HGH is the one that's 26:10 Speaker 1 illegal right. I mean it's it's banned in in sports but I don't think it's illegal for 26:14 Speaker 1 like you to take it. Oh I don't know them look it up because I thought that was kind of like 26:18 Speaker 1 I thought that was like the the steroid version of THT 26:22 Speaker 1 HGH League 26:24 Speaker 1 You'll see I just I can't do it man 26:26 Speaker 1 Unless you know now if they came out with like and see that's everything I see I feel like in the movies 26:32 Speaker 1 And even when I was in the military and we would do an investigation a lot of guys were taken steroids 26:38 Speaker 1 Like via pills right 26:41 Speaker 1 Where'd those go because I mean I would probably be more like I would probably take steroids if it didn't involve needles 26:47 Speaker 1 I don't like needles a lot. 26:49 Speaker 1 And I mean, at my age, like taking steroids, 26:52 Speaker 1 all it's gonna do is just like help me 26:53 Speaker 1 not have to worry about what I eat. 26:55 Speaker 1 And, you know, I'm probably still not gonna work out, 26:57 Speaker 1 but you know, I'd be like fat yet. 26:59 Speaker 1 It's a, how to take one oral steroid tablet 27:04 Speaker 1 in the morning with food, to prevent stomach, 27:06 Speaker 1 never stop taking steroid tablets abruptly 27:09 Speaker 1 or doctor will guide you through a gradual dose. 27:11 Speaker 1 I think you just call your doctor and ask for it, 27:12 Speaker 1 but the big thing right now is our peptides. 27:15 Speaker 1 You've heard about people doing the peptides now? 27:17 Speaker 1 Is that the one that you take a shot in the stomach and it makes you lose weight? 27:20 Speaker 1 Uh, peptides, uh, so a lot of people are doing it from peptides do not build muscle directly, 27:25 Speaker 1 but specific growth hormone, uh, secret to goags and oral collagen options can support 27:31 Speaker 1 lean mass, sleep quality and tissue recovery when repaired with resistance training. 27:35 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like a, uh, different kind of steroid. 27:38 Speaker 1 Um, so one of my friends, somebody you know, I'm not going to say their name. 27:42 Speaker 1 one of their kids is really, really, really, really short, right? 27:46 Speaker 1 And they called us and they said, hey, you know, because sitting 27:49 Speaker 1 short, I mean, it's short. 27:50 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to say Sydney's going to be a midget. 27:54 Speaker 1 Oh, she's she's probably. 27:56 Speaker 1 Thank you. 27:56 Speaker 1 She's probably going to be like five feet tall, right? 27:58 Speaker 1 I think she's going to be small. 28:00 Speaker 1 So they have a thing now where you can give your kid a shot of 28:04 Speaker 1 HGH every single day and it'll help them grow. 28:09 Speaker 1 And they could get two to three inches more than they were going to get. 28:12 Speaker 1 Isn't that wild? I don't know if I can do that. 28:14 Speaker 1 I don't think that's a good idea. So a midget is four foot ten or less. 28:17 Speaker 1 So she's going to be right there at that that marker. 28:20 Speaker 1 But I just don't think it's good to, you know, especially with all these, 28:24 Speaker 1 these peptides and these, you know, the weight loss drugs, the GOP ones and everything. 28:29 Speaker 1 There's just really not a lot of information on them. 28:31 Speaker 1 And people are just injecting your body and everything. 28:33 Speaker 1 And when especially when it comes to kids, I don't think it's probably a good idea, 28:36 Speaker 1 because they already got a bunch of natural hormones and shit going on. 28:38 Speaker 1 So if you fuck something up or if you get the wrong mixture, you mean, you might, 28:41 Speaker 1 You kid might turn in like some kind of Mongoloid or something and it's just doesn't seem like a good idea. Yeah, I mean 28:49 Speaker 1 People are stupid. I'm sorry. I'm trying to stay off the chat today. I'm like, you know, it's 28:55 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 28:59 Speaker 1 What do we tell oh never mind subways are always ghetto as okay not the sandwich shot damn 29:05 Speaker 1 with the fucking underground transit system. I love stuff. But the Indian ones are getting 29:11 Speaker 1 pretty rough. I told you about the Indian ones. They're just getting their shoes on. That 29:15 Speaker 1 one's ghetto as fuck. I'll tell you that. Yes. I'm also I'm also extremely tired. I'm like, 29:19 Speaker 1 I'm like beat. You know what? Let's real quick before I forget because I'm like falling asleep. 29:24 Speaker 1 Get into what the chucks I can talk about this. 29:26 Speaker 1 All right. Let me do my talk. Spiel. All right. If you're listening to our I read about podcast 29:29 Speaker 1 where it's fun to be sure it leads to five star view and a follow helps out a good bit. It really 29:33 Speaker 1 and we see all doing it all the time. 29:34 Speaker 1 Even more so, all right, I gave away the PS5, 29:36 Speaker 1 we're gonna do another giveaway coming up soon, 29:38 Speaker 1 probably at 5,000 reviews. 29:40 Speaker 1 I think we're at like 1.7, 29:41 Speaker 1 so y'all just let us know what you want 29:42 Speaker 1 as a giveaway down below. 29:44 Speaker 1 Hopefully we can get that before Christmas time, 29:45 Speaker 1 that'd be cool. 29:46 Speaker 1 We'll give away some presents or something. 29:48 Speaker 1 Don't forget we also got the Patreon down below, 29:50 Speaker 1 he's ever paid advertising for the show in Peru, 29:52 Speaker 1 that's scary. 29:53 Speaker 1 Hooker's here in prostitutes, 29:53 Speaker 1 they're with frogs, whatever we need in medicine 29:55 Speaker 1 to make sure Sydney's not a midget. 29:57 Speaker 1 We also got, let's see the website dailynoshow.com, 30:01 Speaker 1 go over there, check it out, 30:02 Speaker 1 all the information on the show as well as the merch store, the micro 30:04 Speaker 1 Germany runs for us and all the proceeds go to him. We appreciate it. 30:06 Speaker 1 And so does he like said the show is going really well to tell your 30:09 Speaker 1 friends about it. Thank you for everyone being here. Don't forget 30:12 Speaker 1 we're live on YouTube and rumble every time we do these for the most part. 30:15 Speaker 1 It's just a random time. We don't ever have a scheduled time, but we appreciate 30:19 Speaker 1 it. And like I said, keep leaving those reviews and hitting that 30:22 Speaker 1 follow and listen to show. We appreciate it. I feel like there was 30:25 Speaker 1 something else I was supposed to add, but maybe not Chuck. You got anything 30:28 Speaker 1 that that my sister's my sister's only 410. Did you know that? 30:32 Speaker 1 I really didn't know that. So she's technically a midget. I don't know if she's a midget. I mean, 30:36 Speaker 1 she she can drive a car legally. I mean, when she had her, her driving test, they made her sit on 30:42 Speaker 1 a phone book. I remember that. Like that was like a big thing. It says right here an adult with 30:46 Speaker 1 short stature or dwarfism typically has a height of four, 10 or less. You need a texture of like, 30:51 Speaker 1 how tall are you exactly again? I know she's like, I'm four, 10 and a half. 30:55 Speaker 1 With shoes on, maybe socks midget, man. All right. Hey, real quick. I know we're getting into 31:00 Speaker 1 to what the Chuck, but I forgot to tell you, uh, John Kleese was birthdays today. You know 31:06 Speaker 1 who that is, right? Your boy. John Gleason? No, John Kleese. He was born in 1939. That's 31:11 Speaker 1 your boy. Oh, uh, the money Python guy. Good, good pole man. And the other one was Kelly 31:16 Speaker 1 Osborne, who I did not realize is younger than me. She's, uh, she's 42. Oh damn. She 31:21 Speaker 1 really? Oh, Kelly Kelly, not, uh, Sharon. Okay. I was about to say damn. But she looked 31:26 Speaker 1 rough. Uh, you forgot Teddy too. I was just getting a Teddy. He died early. 31:30 Speaker 1 early man. Eddie. Yeah. 26. President of the United States. He was born in 1858 and died 31:38 Speaker 1 in 19. I can't see 19. How old is that? 68 78 88 98 61. But didn't he die? He wasn't even 31:48 Speaker 1 a wheelchair isn't the one in the wheelchair. Oh, that was his brother. What? And Franklin 31:52 Speaker 1 a screw it. I don't know. Teddy was fighting bears and shit like that. And you know, I think 31:57 Speaker 1 you drank a lot too. That just happens. Yeah, I mean, especially back then. Oh, yeah. So 32:01 Speaker 1 dude, I did not get any sleep last night. This is crazy. I want the world to come into 32:04 Speaker 1 this is something that is this your what the chuck or not? Yeah. Oh, okay. I will go and 32:09 Speaker 1 get into what the chuck. What the chug? Yeah. You want to check me? Chuck you real hard. 32:16 Speaker 1 Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of chug. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. What 32:25 Speaker 1 I thought you already said it. I'm telling you dude. I'm on no sleep right now. So last 32:35 Speaker 1 night we get, you know, it's a midnight and Savannah's phone's blown up I guess. She comes 32:42 Speaker 1 in and she's like dad did you see this? And of course I said go to bed. It can wait till 32:47 Speaker 1 the morning and she goes okay. I guess if you want me to die. What? And I'm like what? 32:53 Speaker 1 know, so I said, what are you talking about? And she's like, look, it's on TikTok. So she 32:58 Speaker 1 shows me this video. And, um, and I said, where did you get this? And she said, everybody's 33:03 Speaker 1 sharing it. Like all the kids in her graders sharing it. And mind you, it's a TikTok that 33:08 Speaker 1 was done targeting my kids school. And I got, I got Savannah in eighth grade there and I 33:15 Speaker 1 got Carter in sixth grade. So I look at it. And, and I'm going, you know, like, of course, 33:22 Speaker 1 My brain, I'm going, okay, well, coming from the history that I have, I've always been a 33:28 Speaker 1 huge proponent of, especially when it deals with terrorism, you never change your life. 33:33 Speaker 1 Don't ever change your actions or what you're going to do because you're fearful that somebody's 33:39 Speaker 1 going to commit some act. 33:41 Speaker 1 But then on the other side of it, as a dad, I'm going, if a school is being targeted and 33:47 Speaker 1 it's my kid's school. How much of an idiot would I be to send my kids to school when I 33:53 Speaker 1 know there's a target? You know, I know that there's been talk of it. So before before we 33:59 Speaker 1 get into what I think and I want to get your opinion on this, play the video that that I 34:04 Speaker 1 sent you. This is the video that my daughter showed me at like midnight last night about 34:08 Speaker 1 her school. 34:09 Speaker 1 Okay, I think it's this one right here. 34:13 Speaker 1 There we go. 34:43 Speaker 1 November 3rd. 34:44 Speaker 1 How about a latte? 34:46 Speaker 1 Maybe dark roast? 34:47 Speaker 1 Vanilla? 34:48 Speaker 1 Caramel? 34:49 Speaker 1 Blueberry? 34:50 Speaker 1 You could get them to agree on one flavor or give everyone what they want. 34:55 Speaker 1 With curate, there's over 500 k-cup pied varieties of fresh flavorful coffee. 35:01 Speaker 1 No effort, no grind, no settle. 35:06 Speaker 1 Great coffee without the grind. 35:09 Speaker 1 I was a very short video. Yeah, that's that's it. So yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say it's got a lot more 35:26 Speaker 1 A lot more comments than it does. Did you read any of the comments on there? 35:29 Speaker 1 Because it's got a shit ton more comments than it is like which is good. I mean, I guess it's more positive that people aren't like 35:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're gonna shoot up my school. But anybody is just listening that didn't get to see it 35:36 Speaker 1 So it just says did you realize that and then it and then the next screen it goes 35:40 Speaker 1 It says everyone's going to die and it has there my daughter's middle school on it 35:45 Speaker 1 And then the last screen says I'm coming, right? 35:49 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I struggled with this last night 35:53 Speaker 1 because I don't wanna start this trend where it's like, 35:56 Speaker 1 okay, you know, stupid AI or some idiotic sixth grader 36:01 Speaker 1 made this, put it out, and now I'm pulling my kids 36:04 Speaker 1 out of school. 36:05 Speaker 1 So, you know, I thought about it, and then this morning 36:09 Speaker 1 we got up and I had a, I talked to Carter and Samantha, 36:13 Speaker 1 and I said, well, what do you guys wanna do? 36:15 Speaker 1 Well, I'll be saying no to their answer, right? 36:17 Speaker 1 We don't want to go to school. 36:19 Speaker 1 Like I get it, but you know why. 36:21 Speaker 1 And so we had this talk and they were kind of like, 36:25 Speaker 1 look, you know, everybody's just kind of concerned 36:27 Speaker 1 about who did it and why they did it. 36:30 Speaker 1 And I said, I get it. 36:31 Speaker 1 You know, I said, I wouldn't want to go to school 36:32 Speaker 1 that way either. 36:33 Speaker 1 I said, so you guys can stay home today. 36:36 Speaker 1 Blah, blah, blah. 36:38 Speaker 1 So immediately Savannah's on the phone with one of her friends 36:41 Speaker 1 and you know, I think there was, 36:42 Speaker 1 So there's 32 girls or 32 kids in her class 36:46 Speaker 1 and only 13 showed up for school today. 36:48 Speaker 1 So 19 parents held their kids out of just her class. 36:51 Speaker 1 But did those parents know what was going on? 36:54 Speaker 1 Because my parents didn't have any social media 36:56 Speaker 1 or anything back in the day. 36:56 Speaker 1 And we'd have fucking death threats 36:58 Speaker 1 and school shootings and everything. 37:00 Speaker 1 Not really school shooting, what you would call it, 37:02 Speaker 1 threats but a lot of death threats were sent around for sure. 37:05 Speaker 1 Especially when it came around to rivalry games 37:07 Speaker 1 and we pretty much just brushed it off 37:09 Speaker 1 because our school never got shot up. 37:10 Speaker 1 But as time goes on, it seems like 37:12 Speaker 1 kids are getting more serious about it. 37:14 Speaker 1 They're not bluffing as much. 37:15 Speaker 1 And I don't know where they're getting these guns, but. 37:17 Speaker 1 And that's the problem, right? 37:19 Speaker 1 Is that you do see it happens now. 37:21 Speaker 1 So anyway, so this morning at 7.04 AM, I got this email 37:25 Speaker 1 and it's from the school. 37:27 Speaker 1 And it says, the safety and security of our students 37:29 Speaker 1 and our staff is top priority. 37:31 Speaker 1 I know this is a priority we all share. 37:32 Speaker 1 With that in mind, I wanted to let you all know 37:35 Speaker 1 that we are aware of the threat involving 37:37 Speaker 1 Jones Middle School that is circulating on social media. 37:39 Speaker 1 School resource officers are working closely 37:41 Speaker 1 local state law enforcement authorities to investigate the threat. Although at this time, 37:45 Speaker 1 they found no evidence that the threat is credible. We take all threats seriously. 37:49 Speaker 1 Out of abundance of caution, we are bringing in additional school resource officers 37:56 Speaker 1 and they're going to heighten the security at the security checkpoints, which they have metal 38:00 Speaker 1 detectors, right? Oh, they still have metal detectors in that school? Damn, that sucks. 38:03 Speaker 1 They do. They do. And so that's another thing. I'm like, I don't want my kids to go to school 38:07 Speaker 1 and see, you know what, 20 cops, you know, heightened security. 38:11 Speaker 1 It's like, I just don't want them to live that way. 38:14 Speaker 1 And it is what it is. 38:15 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I'm thinking like, hey, I'm doing the right thing. 38:19 Speaker 1 So Savannah has a study group that she's doing with a bunch of the kids from her class. 38:23 Speaker 1 They all went and did this study group, which I don't know. 38:26 Speaker 1 She went with her backpack. 38:27 Speaker 1 That's all I can tell you. 38:28 Speaker 1 Are they really studying? 38:29 Speaker 1 Probably not. 38:30 Speaker 1 But they're doing this. 38:31 Speaker 1 Carter made a lunch date with his girlfriend. 38:34 Speaker 1 So her mom came and got Carter and he took him and her to lunch. 38:38 Speaker 1 Okay. 38:39 Speaker 1 So whatever. 38:40 Speaker 1 But anyway, what really got me in all this, this is, this is where something's 38:45 Speaker 1 wrong, something's broken in this country when this is what happened. 38:49 Speaker 1 So Megan had reached out to the school and she said, Hey, she's, this is her exact 38:55 Speaker 1 verbiage just so I'm not missing anything. 38:57 Speaker 1 She said, Hey, there I kept Savannah and Carter home from school today due to the 39:02 Speaker 1 school media threat or the social media threats. They're supposed to complete if 39:05 Speaker 1 they're supposed to complete any assignments in GC Google classroom. Please 39:10 Speaker 1 send them and if you are marking kids as excuse for today if there's some form of 39:16 Speaker 1 communication from the parents just let us know we're just checking thank you. 39:20 Speaker 1 This is the response from the school. This is blowing my mind. They said hey 39:25 Speaker 1 there here is the response we have from Mr. James and I'm guessing Mr. James is 39:31 Speaker 1 to school superintendent, he's the superintendent for Gwynette County. Okay. 39:35 Speaker 1 He said, I'm putting quotes here because that's what it has. 39:39 Speaker 1 No students will know, I'm sorry, no comma, students will not be excused unless they have a valid reason 39:47 Speaker 1 as outlined in the parent student handbook, meaning our kids are not excused today. 39:52 Speaker 1 So Megan responded, so a possible threat is not a valid reason. 39:57 Speaker 1 Thank you. That is wild. Right. Yeah. 39:59 Speaker 1 So what is your take on this? 40:01 Speaker 1 How do you think, what is the path forward? 40:05 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, obviously, what the fuck does excuse absence mean anyway? 40:09 Speaker 1 I mean, I just skipped school one of the fuck I want to. 40:10 Speaker 1 It doesn't affect anything at all, unless you're like, 40:13 Speaker 1 one of those kids doesn't want perfect attendance. 40:14 Speaker 1 But no one gives a fuck about that once you get past like fifth grade. 40:18 Speaker 1 Not that I know of. 40:19 Speaker 1 Second, usually when people post about something on social media, 40:23 Speaker 1 about shooting up a school, mainly most of the time 40:26 Speaker 1 from what I've understand, they're bluffing. 40:28 Speaker 1 Usually if you're going to do it, you don't really 40:29 Speaker 1 tell anybody to show up with a gun to the school and you start shooting people, which 40:33 Speaker 1 is one of the news stories I got. 40:35 Speaker 1 How about if you report me, but at the same time is how many resource officers do they 40:39 Speaker 1 typically have at the school? 40:40 Speaker 1 Because I know when we are high school, we had two and they were just walking campus all 40:44 Speaker 1 the time and you know, they got cameras and everything and we never like you said, we 40:48 Speaker 1 never had an actual threat. 40:49 Speaker 1 We had some people that like death threats like, oh, I'm going to kill you or like, you 40:51 Speaker 1 know, high school is like, yeah, fucking do it pussy. 40:53 Speaker 1 Like what are you going to do about it? 40:55 Speaker 1 You know, really. 40:56 Speaker 1 time is, I mean, I can see why they're not excusing it because there's not an actual threat 41:01 Speaker 1 because I mean, anybody can go on social media and just say, I'm going to shoot at the school, 41:04 Speaker 1 right? I mean, obviously they got to deal with consequences later. There was one at noon 41:07 Speaker 1 in high school. I think when I was in school, it was like the rival school. The kid, I mean, 41:11 Speaker 1 the kid was an idiot. He brought like a 22 and he had like nine mil bullets or something 41:14 Speaker 1 like that. Like we should know what that kid. I mean, the idiocracy of these kids just blows 41:20 Speaker 1 my mind. But obviously it comes back to parents, which are absolutely retarded. And it's a lot 41:24 Speaker 1 of these millennial parents, they're like, Oh, I'm going to let my kid do 41:27 Speaker 1 whatever he wants. So at the same time, you know, these school shooters are 41:30 Speaker 1 starting to, their parents are starting to be held responsible, which I think 41:34 Speaker 1 they should be. I mean, they're under 18 and I don't know, you should go to jail 41:38 Speaker 1 if your kid has access to your gun is going to go shoot up a school. But when 41:42 Speaker 1 it comes to like excuse or excuse absences, how does that work anymore? 41:45 Speaker 1 Does it even really matter if it's excuse or unexcuse? I mean, what are 41:48 Speaker 1 they gonna fucking do by all you missed 30 days? You're gonna, you know, 41:51 Speaker 1 you're not going to graduate. That just doesn't really happen. 41:53 Speaker 1 I mean, it mostly turns into a truancy issue where the state can get involved. 41:58 Speaker 1 But I mean, you have to have multiple, right? 42:00 Speaker 1 Like you have to have, I mean, 10 or something like that before that somebody gets called. 42:04 Speaker 1 I had a buddy who graduated. 42:05 Speaker 1 He had over a hundred and what's that? 42:07 Speaker 1 Ted, he had over a hundred and twenty abscesses. 42:08 Speaker 1 Because I pick him up in the morning after I got out of my college class, my doing Roman 42:12 Speaker 1 class, they'd go to Jim check in and they leave and they just rival me and we'd go up 42:16 Speaker 1 to the neighborhood and smoke weed and hang out until I had taken back to school or most 42:19 Speaker 1 of the time they would just leave. 42:20 Speaker 1 But he's so graduated too. 42:22 Speaker 1 So and they always talked about truancy officers. 42:24 Speaker 1 I never went met one truancy officer or one person that ever got in trouble with the truancy 42:29 Speaker 1 officer. 42:30 Speaker 1 So I really think it's that big of a deal if they're not going to excuse the absence because 42:32 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not going to penalize them. 42:34 Speaker 1 So you don't want to go to school. 42:35 Speaker 1 Just don't fucking go to school. 42:36 Speaker 1 I mean, what can they really do about it? 42:37 Speaker 1 I mean, and that's that's that's kind of what I told Meg. 42:40 Speaker 1 I mean, we've taken the kids out of school before to go to Outer Banks on vacation and 42:44 Speaker 1 they missed five days and the school was like, you can't do that. 42:47 Speaker 1 And we're like, okay, you know, we're doing it because it's cheaper when we got to take 42:51 Speaker 1 I'm out of school because we're not paying spring break prices. 42:54 Speaker 1 So I'm not too concerned about that. 42:56 Speaker 1 What I think needs to happen, and this is, again, I kept them out of school because I sit here 43:01 Speaker 1 and I go, okay, look, if somebody says to me, hey, the mall of Georgia is going to be 43:06 Speaker 1 bombed tomorrow at noon. 43:08 Speaker 1 And it just so happens, we have a trip to the mall of Georgia to do school shopping. 43:13 Speaker 1 And I take my kids. 43:15 Speaker 1 And at noon, the 1% likelihood, a bomb goes off and my children lose their lives. 43:22 Speaker 1 What is everybody going to say to me, Brandon? 43:24 Speaker 1 Oh, this guy's a fucking idiot. 43:25 Speaker 1 Just get to the mall to get bombed. 43:27 Speaker 1 But I mean, you have to think that way. 43:30 Speaker 1 You have to think all the time. 43:32 Speaker 1 Like, look, if somebody tells you not to do something, if the government tells you, hey, 43:35 Speaker 1 don't travel to Cuba, don't travel to Venezuela, right? 43:39 Speaker 1 Something bad could happen. 43:40 Speaker 1 And then I take my family there. 43:41 Speaker 1 Like, if I would have went to Dubai when the Iran thing kicked off, and we got hit 43:45 Speaker 1 hit by a missile, is anybody going to sit there and be like, oh, and that sucks. 43:49 Speaker 1 Man, I can't believe that they just have bad luck. 43:51 Speaker 1 No, my dude Chuck knew he talked about it for three months before we went to 43:55 Speaker 1 Dubai and he still took his family because he's an idiot. 43:58 Speaker 1 This is one of those situations was like, look, it's not every day this happens, 44:02 Speaker 1 but I'm not sending my kids in and then God forbid something happened. 44:07 Speaker 1 And one of them get injured or hurt or worse. 44:09 Speaker 1 And then everyone looks at me and goes, dude, you knew about it and you still 44:12 Speaker 1 your kids. So if they have to miss one day, then it is what it is. Now what the school needs to do 44:18 Speaker 1 is like, and I know I see Vanessa in the comments, they need they need to excuse the absence and 44:23 Speaker 1 they need to say, look, if idiotic kids are going to do this, every time it happens, we're going to 44:29 Speaker 1 excuse that absence, but we're going to deal with these kids harshly. It's going to be much harsher 44:34 Speaker 1 because I don't care if he's sixth grade. My kid freaking ding dong ditches. This kid put together 44:39 Speaker 1 a TikTok saying everyone's going to die. That's a different that's not kids being kids. Like I 44:44 Speaker 1 would never have done that. Not what I pulled a fire alarm during a you know if I didn't study 44:48 Speaker 1 for an exam. Maybe. Did I? Not maybe. You know but but that doesn't it's not like oh my gosh I'm 44:56 Speaker 1 gonna I'm gonna kill everybody. I'm sending a bomb threat. It's just crazy dude. It's like 45:00 Speaker 1 it's but it's the world we live in man. These kids that like I don't know. I don't want to get 45:05 Speaker 1 out my pedestal but you know what I'm saying. Yeah but also the same time the only reason I 45:08 Speaker 1 I think that one, you know, I get what you're saying about it could have happened. But the only reason I think about that is how 45:12 Speaker 1 I mean, there's a lot of kids in the school. I mean, how's he gonna kill everyone in the school? That's just so many of the things that 45:16 Speaker 1 I'm going to do. 45:16 Speaker 1 Okay, that doesn't mean you feel any better Brandon. 45:18 Speaker 1 It's it's it's and again, I think one parent, you know, they put up they put a social media post up. It was actually the one I 45:24 Speaker 1 sent you. It might have been Jade. I don't remember who it was because Jade's kids go to school with my kids. 45:29 Speaker 1 And and I think it might have been her in the comment. She said, you know, to be honest, today's probably the safest the kids will ever be. 45:36 Speaker 1 right because yeah you got a fuck ton of cops there that's not usually when they do it they're not gonna tell anybody yeah so now what happens is and I know this should hopefully never happens but what you know this this psychopath if it's for real you send it out saying hey it's tomorrow. 45:50 Speaker 1 And then you wait a week anyway yeah yeah yeah okay well let's not put that out there in universe but it's just it's just one it's just sucks that you have to have these conversations with kids I know I got a buddy that sells bullet proof. 46:03 Speaker 1 under armor shirts. And I'm trying to, he's trying to get me to do some work with them. And it's a new, 46:10 Speaker 1 it's new technology that came out of Mexico City. And I'm actually, I want to have them on the show, 46:14 Speaker 1 because it's, it's amazing product. But it's a bulletproof under armor shirt. So it looks just like 46:18 Speaker 1 an under armor shirt, but it's bulletproof. And it's funny, because every time I say this, or I talk 46:23 Speaker 1 about this, like this product with people, who do you think everybody, where does everybody go? 46:29 Speaker 1 Immediately the school shooter gonna wear it too. No, they're saying they're saying I want to get them for my kids 46:35 Speaker 1 Oh 46:36 Speaker 1 Where those to school and it's like are you kidding me like this is where we're at in society 46:40 Speaker 1 We're gonna put our kids and bulletproof shirts and send them to school like what in the world 46:45 Speaker 1 Well, it makes more sense just put a plate in their backpack. I mean I know they make those 46:48 Speaker 1 Backpacks you know what you know, it's a plate weighs. It's like 20 pounds. That'd be Jack. That's fine 46:54 Speaker 1 I'd be alright. I just get big old traps, you know, it'd be good to go 46:56 Speaker 1 So that's how my I got good tracks that I carried around a bunch of fucking books and I never 47:00 Speaker 1 damn opened up the book at all. 47:01 Speaker 1 I carried around like a 50 pound book pack all the time. 47:04 Speaker 1 But they, like I said, it's a you just put a plate in there or and obviously kids I got 47:09 Speaker 1 to wear it. 47:10 Speaker 1 You're going to have the entire school wearing under armor. 47:12 Speaker 1 The kids are going to know that the school shooters sitting in the same class knowing all 47:15 Speaker 1 that kids to pour to affordable. 47:17 Speaker 1 You know, it's like the Dave Chappelle's kid is like you're teaching all the kids like 47:21 Speaker 1 telling them where to go during a school shooting and it's like are you also training 47:24 Speaker 1 the shooter as well. 47:25 Speaker 1 The kids in the back like, where are we meeting? 47:28 Speaker 1 Okay. 47:29 Speaker 1 All right. 47:30 Speaker 1 Where are we going to be? 47:31 Speaker 1 All right. 47:32 Speaker 1 And then he goes and tells his kid he's like, he's an art little buddy. 47:33 Speaker 1 I'm famous and I talk a lot of shit. 47:34 Speaker 1 They're probably going to be gunning for you buddy. 47:36 Speaker 1 Run is exact. 47:37 Speaker 1 Don't say anybody said don't save anybody. 47:38 Speaker 1 Just run as fast as you can. 47:39 Speaker 1 Get out of there. 47:40 Speaker 1 I mean, to be honest, it's funny because I and I'm not trying to stereotype, but everybody 47:47 Speaker 1 knows what school shooter looks like. 47:48 Speaker 1 It's a white kids game. 47:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:50 Speaker 1 It's a white kids game and they use you spot him a mile away. 47:54 Speaker 1 Okay, every time they put up a picture of a school shooter, 47:56 Speaker 1 we go, how did, how did he get missed? 47:59 Speaker 1 Like, like, you put me in that school 48:02 Speaker 1 and I'll volunteer, I will volunteer today. 48:04 Speaker 1 You put me in that school, you give me a lineup 48:06 Speaker 1 of every kid in every grade. 48:08 Speaker 1 I wanna see him live, I don't wanna see pictures, okay? 48:10 Speaker 1 Pictures get church-ed up and they smile awkwardly, 48:13 Speaker 1 but sometimes they can slip. 48:14 Speaker 1 But you get them on an average day? 48:17 Speaker 1 Dude, I'm weedin' them out, bro. 48:18 Speaker 1 Like, I'm gonna start a whole school of nothin' but them. 48:21 Speaker 1 That's what I was gonna ask, like, 48:22 Speaker 1 that study group that Savannah's goin' to, 48:23 Speaker 1 more likely they're trying to figure out who the school shooter is. They've probably got it narrowed. 48:26 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. When I when I talk to Savannah and she tells me about the kids in her school and 48:33 Speaker 1 she'll mention kids and she'll be like, oh, and then they're so and so. I'm like, what's his deal? 48:38 Speaker 1 He's weird. Yeah, that's why you got to worry about. Yeah, that's why it's uh it's also good to 48:44 Speaker 1 teach kids not to bully people. So that way you're not on the hit list when you know something 48:47 Speaker 1 like that does happen. So if you're you know, especially I feel like uh girls uh probably are 48:52 Speaker 1 they're targeted more just for the fact that they probably make 48:55 Speaker 1 front of the weird kid more and obviously boys but the girls 48:58 Speaker 1 can be a whole lot meaner. 48:59 Speaker 1 So you just got to tell them that just be nice to everybody, 49:01 Speaker 1 you know, just be good, be cool. 49:03 Speaker 1 And on the other side of it, you know, you got to tell your 49:05 Speaker 1 son to be nice to the girls too because it might be a three now 49:07 Speaker 1 but by the time they get to high school, 49:09 Speaker 1 they could be like a seven or eight. 49:11 Speaker 1 There's some serious glow up, you know. 49:14 Speaker 1 Oh, I've seen a couple. 49:15 Speaker 1 I told you about the one that I had when I graduated high 49:18 Speaker 1 school and I joined the military and I came back and it was 49:21 Speaker 1 like three years after I'd gotten graduate high school. 49:24 Speaker 1 And this girl called, I guess she ran to my mom at Kroger, 49:27 Speaker 1 right? 49:28 Speaker 1 And my mom's like, hey, do you know so-and-so? 49:30 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah. 49:32 Speaker 1 I had to go back to the yearbook. 49:35 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah. 49:35 Speaker 1 And she goes, she gave me her numbers 49:37 Speaker 1 that she really wants to see you, right? 49:39 Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay. 49:41 Speaker 1 And I'm looking at her picture and I'm going, 49:43 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, she was like a four, right? 49:46 Speaker 1 And so I call her, because I'm home on leave. 49:48 Speaker 1 And I'm like, you know what? 49:49 Speaker 1 All my other friends went to college. 49:50 Speaker 1 Apparently she didn't, you know, she's doing her thing. 49:53 Speaker 1 And so I call her and I go to pick her up. 49:56 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, a 10. 49:59 Speaker 1 I'm a solid 10. 50:01 Speaker 1 And I remember I'm sitting there 50:03 Speaker 1 and I'm sitting in her apartment and we're talking. 50:06 Speaker 1 And one thing leads to another. 50:08 Speaker 1 And I'm like, so obviously we proceed, you know, 50:11 Speaker 1 to hang out, just we don't go out at all, right? 50:14 Speaker 1 And I'm going, man, this is awesome, right? 50:17 Speaker 1 She has a Polaroid camera. 50:19 Speaker 1 Polaroid camera and she's like hey, can I get a picture of you real quick? 50:21 Speaker 1 And I'm like yeah, I guess you know it's cool. 50:23 Speaker 1 Peter. 50:23 Speaker 1 No, just me just like takes a picture and she walks over. 50:27 Speaker 1 She pulls a photo album out of the like this big like like dresser thing in her living 50:33 Speaker 1 room. 50:34 Speaker 1 She opens it and she puts my Polaroid in it and there must have been 20 dudes 50:39 Speaker 1 pictures in this in this whole album. 50:42 Speaker 1 She had a list, bro. 50:43 Speaker 1 She had a list from high school that she was going back and checking off 50:50 Speaker 1 What of all the guys that made fun of her for being ugly? 50:52 Speaker 1 No all the guys that she when she was a four 50:55 Speaker 1 She was like either semi attracted to or wanted to date or whatever 50:59 Speaker 1 But she never had the opportunity so then she would like lure us in like that and then once she did it 51:05 Speaker 1 She'd take a picture of us check us off the list and never talk to us again 51:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's saying the condom too. I've heard something. 51:10 Speaker 1 They say they put him in a notebook. 51:13 Speaker 1 It was crazy. I remember, because I'm sitting there, 51:15 Speaker 1 I'm looking at the book and I'm like, what's that? 51:18 Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, it's just my one of my photos. 51:20 Speaker 1 I like to keep it of like friends that I reconnected with. 51:23 Speaker 1 And I'm going through it, right? 51:24 Speaker 1 And I'm looking through it and I'm like, oh my God. 51:26 Speaker 1 Because it was all dudes. 51:28 Speaker 1 And it was like, it was, I remember there was one guy 51:30 Speaker 1 that was on my track, I was on my relay team in track. 51:33 Speaker 1 And I remember I saw his picture and I'm like, oh my God. 51:35 Speaker 1 Like I was number 27. 51:37 Speaker 1 And I was like, I knew he was fast, but damn, we got here that quick. 51:40 Speaker 1 Son of a bitch. 51:41 Speaker 1 I did. 51:41 Speaker 1 I went all the way back to the number one. 51:44 Speaker 1 I went back to the first kid and I'm going. 51:47 Speaker 1 God, when I graduated, he was in 10th grade. 51:49 Speaker 1 Like, how did he beat me here? 51:51 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 51:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's funny. 51:54 Speaker 1 But yeah, so yeah, let's say just tell him to, you know, watch 51:58 Speaker 1 their back at school and keep an eye out. 52:00 Speaker 1 I know, man. 52:00 Speaker 1 I know it's just sucks. 52:02 Speaker 1 We got to live this way and got to keep having those conversations. 52:05 Speaker 1 but hopefully they get this moron and hopefully they take care of it and that's 52:09 Speaker 1 one less idiot we got to worry about 52:10 Speaker 1 yeah i'm surprised they don't obviously the the conversation always comes up of 52:13 Speaker 1 uh... allowing teachers to have guns in the school and i'm not going to be 52:17 Speaker 1 it's gotta be a hell of a vetting process because first off uh... no women are 52:20 Speaker 1 allowed to have a gun 52:21 Speaker 1 obviously that you have the 52:22 Speaker 1 the pilots guns 52:24 Speaker 1 at these pilots that fly date 52:26 Speaker 1 the art that was it uh... oh my god i can remember now but the uh... the flight 52:30 Speaker 1 deck officers the federal flight deck officer program 52:32 Speaker 1 I remember we, those guys would come in and we'd be training, right? 52:36 Speaker 1 The air marshals were training and they'd be like, Hey, 52:38 Speaker 1 we had a couple of FFTOs that want to train with you guys. 52:40 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, cool. 52:42 Speaker 1 They fricking dirt. 52:43 Speaker 1 Their standard for qualification was like half of hours and they had no 52:47 Speaker 1 weapons training. 52:49 Speaker 1 And you're giving these dudes guns in the cockpit. 52:52 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are we doing? 52:52 Speaker 1 So if they, if FFDO's get them, I trust most of these teachers more than I trust. 52:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 52:58 Speaker 1 Well, I, the only reason I'm thinking about that is because like the 53:02 Speaker 1 situation I had yesterday with a lady just comes up to a scream and like he's 53:04 Speaker 1 choking and there's 15 people over there already dealing with it like it just did 53:08 Speaker 1 the situation and the pressure probably would not be good I mean she's gonna pull 53:11 Speaker 1 the guy out just like pop a kid in the head accidentally like oh my god I freaked 53:14 Speaker 1 out and the school shooter's gonna hear the gunshot blow up there's someone else 53:17 Speaker 1 already here doing my gig I go take him out first then to get there and it's just 53:20 Speaker 1 the teacher don't know what to do but I do think you know because there's obviously 53:24 Speaker 1 I mean like you substitute you're in the military so you got you know how to use a 53:27 Speaker 1 weapon but I always thought that was a good idea like a few other people in 53:30 Speaker 1 school that just have them in their desk, they got locked, you know, locked up and everything 53:34 Speaker 1 and they just they have a gun. I mean, maybe not carrying it around all the time but having 53:36 Speaker 1 it in their classroom. I think that would be a good idea. But obviously there's, you know, 53:40 Speaker 1 if he's got the liberal parents, they're like, we don't want any guns near our kid. Well, 53:45 Speaker 1 the ones that got to have a gun is going to be the one that doesn't care if you're liberal 53:47 Speaker 1 or right-leaning, whatever, they're going to get killed either way. So it'd be good to 53:50 Speaker 1 have a few other good guys with guns on campus minus the school resource officers. 53:55 Speaker 1 So even our we had 3000 kids in our school, I think maybe a little more. And we only had 54:00 Speaker 1 two SROs, but like I said, I mean, there were some teachers I would trust with guns, but 54:04 Speaker 1 there's also some I'd be like, fuck, no, do not even have a gun. 54:07 Speaker 1 There's a, I mean, there's a lot of teachers that I know that have either, you know, law 54:10 Speaker 1 enforcement background or military background that I think if you like, and, you know, again, 54:14 Speaker 1 going to the chat, if you had a certified training program for these teachers and you 54:17 Speaker 1 had to pass a vetting program and then you had to actually go out, you had to qualify in 54:21 Speaker 1 your own dime, you had to put in the hours and get, you know, all the reps and all that 54:24 Speaker 1 stuff. 54:26 Speaker 1 That's huge. 54:26 Speaker 1 I mean, even if you just have the program, right? 54:29 Speaker 1 now school shooters don't know which teachers are a part of it and which aren't just you know 54:34 Speaker 1 the air marshal service when it got stood up there was only 30 air marshals in the entire 54:37 Speaker 1 United States after 9 11 that number went to thousands of air marshals. 54:41 Speaker 1 They checked like well we told them there were 10 000. 54:43 Speaker 1 Exactly. Dude everybody thought for a long time like oh my god there's an air marshal on every flight 54:48 Speaker 1 and I think they told me. Yeah they told me but I don't remember the exact number and even if I 54:52 Speaker 1 did I couldn't tell you but you know like let's say it's five percent of all flights right and the 54:57 Speaker 1 And the way they would put you on flights was based on different parameters that they had 55:00 Speaker 1 set, which I'm not going to get into that. 55:02 Speaker 1 But I'm going to say, it's nowhere near what people think. 55:04 Speaker 1 Everyone just think, oh man, there's air marshals on every flight. 55:06 Speaker 1 No, there's not. 55:07 Speaker 1 It's physically impossible. 55:09 Speaker 1 You would have to have millions and millions of air marshals. 55:11 Speaker 1 So I think it's the same thing with this. 55:13 Speaker 1 It's like, if you start that program and you say, look, we're going to certify teachers 55:17 Speaker 1 and we're going to give them guns, but nobody will ever know which teachers are certified. 55:22 Speaker 1 It's a deterrent, right? 55:23 Speaker 1 Yeah. 55:24 Speaker 1 Because now you as a school shooter is going, God, man, what if? 55:26 Speaker 1 What if half these teachers got guns? 55:29 Speaker 1 When in all reality, maybe one of them does. 55:31 Speaker 1 And so I think it's a good idea, at least to deter it from happening and to make parents 55:36 Speaker 1 feel safer when they send their kids to school. 55:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, or just lie and tell the public that there are teachers with guns and they'll give 55:41 Speaker 1 them many and then you don't ever know. 55:43 Speaker 1 But like I said, and also I heard the argument that like, well, that's not the teacher's 55:47 Speaker 1 job. 55:48 Speaker 1 Like at the end of the day, I'd rather have a fucking gun than not have one and not have 55:51 Speaker 1 to use it if there's a fucking school shooter. 55:52 Speaker 1 That's my new criteria also for when I'm watching a movie. 55:55 Speaker 1 If the situation could have been solved very easily 55:58 Speaker 1 with a gun and there's no gun, I gotta turn the movie off. 56:01 Speaker 1 There was like this movie called Alone. 56:03 Speaker 1 I watched on Netflix the other day. 56:04 Speaker 1 It's like this woman traveling by herself liberal obviously 56:07 Speaker 1 cause she was in Oregon. 56:08 Speaker 1 And she's like traveling somewhere 56:09 Speaker 1 and I couldn't even finish the movie. 56:11 Speaker 1 But it's like this guy that's stalking her. 56:13 Speaker 1 He's like showing up to the gas station, everything. 56:15 Speaker 1 It's showing up to the hotel. 56:16 Speaker 1 Isn't this the Jennifer Lopez movie? 56:19 Speaker 1 I didn't see J.Lo in it. 56:21 Speaker 1 Is it a, is it a Garner? 56:22 Speaker 1 Is it Ben Affleck's S-wife? 56:24 Speaker 1 I don't think I don't I didn't recognize this actress and maybe it was the same same style 56:30 Speaker 1 It was called a load and I got about 30 minutes in the movie and like this guy's like broken down the side of the road after the third 56:35 Speaker 1 Time she ran into him and he's like can you just help me move my car my arms broken and everything 56:39 Speaker 1 And then she leaves this hotel and then she she gets a flat tire on her u-haul truck that she's pulling behind her an 56:45 Speaker 1 Old-ass Jeep and she pulls off the side of the road the guy comes up with a tire iron bust the window and then like starts kidnapping 56:51 Speaker 1 I'm like, I gotta turn the movie off because if you just would have had a gun 56:54 Speaker 1 You would have you would have been fine like the second time the guy showed up or it comes up to you with a tire 56:59 Speaker 1 And just shoot the fucker in the face and then you just call the cops and you go on you marry happy way 57:03 Speaker 1 So every time that's my new criteria for a movie if I see a movie where a gun could have solved the situation 57:08 Speaker 1 I've just got to turn it off because it's it's just the Hollywood liberal bullshit of like oh my god 57:12 Speaker 1 There's no way to protect myself. I'm a single woman alone driving through Oregon like you're retarded is what you are 57:17 Speaker 1 You know, I almost said yeah, you probably deserve to be kidding that just for the fact that you don't want to protect yourself 57:21 Speaker 1 Because you're scared of guns and they're bad and they kill people well, you know what guns also kill bad people too 57:26 Speaker 1 So it's good to have one well, you know, I know that none of those actresses are in this movie, Brandon 57:29 Speaker 1 What the budget was seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars like 57:33 Speaker 1 That's had to be this had to be the worst movie ever the lead the lead actress her name is 57:41 Speaker 1 jewels Wilcox and 57:43 Speaker 1 And I don't think I've ever seen this chick in my life. 57:48 Speaker 1 I mean, it's like, and at the same time, it's like, I mean, 57:50 Speaker 1 she afforded the U-Haul to go across country. 57:51 Speaker 1 I mean, just buy yourself a damn $200 revolver or something. 57:54 Speaker 1 Was it her? 57:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, that bitch. 57:56 Speaker 1 I'm like, why do you have a gun? 57:58 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 57:59 Speaker 1 I'm an idiot. 58:00 Speaker 1 Pissing me off so bad at movies, like, just have a fucking gun. 58:03 Speaker 1 Just make sense of it. 58:04 Speaker 1 But yeah. 58:05 Speaker 1 All right, anyway, we'll go ahead and get to it real quick. 58:07 Speaker 1 Duh, le no, sedum, nee. 58:10 Speaker 1 This just in from Racetrack, the bacon cheeseburger pizza 58:13 Speaker 1 is back with crispy bacon, ground beef, mozzarella cheese, and a drizzle of tangy burger sauce 58:18 Speaker 1 all over a zesty cheese base. 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So he's charged with only 11 59:37 Speaker 1 tenths of attempted murder, second degree murder because he missed the 12th person 59:41 Speaker 1 apparently. But he was a 15 year old, did a mass shooting at a college homecoming 59:46 Speaker 1 party this past Saturday. And this was very shocking to me when I saw the new 59:50 Speaker 1 story because it's actually a black kid. I was very shocked. Like you said, we 59:54 Speaker 1 just talked about how it's the white man's game. And you know, going back to a few 59:58 Speaker 1 weeks ago where that black kid got shot and killed down here in Calwita, because 1:00:00 Speaker 1 they pulled a gun on a cop and you didn't what quick enough with the trigger. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 How do you shoot into a crowd and you don't kill one person? 1:00:08 Speaker 1 I mean, do these guys not understand like how a gun works? 1:00:11 Speaker 1 Do they just think you hit someone anywhere like it's called duty or something? 1:00:13 Speaker 1 They just, you know, you shoot someone in the toe 10 times and they die. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Like it's just not happening. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 I don't understand though. 1:00:18 Speaker 1 They're not saying what to use. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 Maybe it was a 22. 1:00:20 Speaker 1 It might have been a fucking pellet gun. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 I have no idea, but I just don't understand how you shoot into a crowd and of 12 people. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 You don't kill any one of them. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 Now I'm not saying, you know, people should have died, but at the same time, it's kind of like, 1:00:31 Speaker 1 are you that bad with a gun? Like you probably shouldn't use it. It just goes back to like the 1:00:35 Speaker 1 mental retardation of certain people that want to do these crimes of, did you do any research? 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Have you ever shot a gun before? Do you know anything about it? It just doesn't make a lot of 1:00:44 Speaker 1 sense to me. Bullens are small, man. I mean, they can they can miss very easily. I used to I 1:00:49 Speaker 1 used to I used to always blow my mind and I witnessed this a lot over in the Middle East is they would shoot 1:00:55 Speaker 1 AK-47s into the air like like celebratory right now 1:00:59 Speaker 1 They just like and I remember I would always be like those gotta come down right? 1:01:06 Speaker 1 I mean there's no way those bullets are staying up there 1:01:09 Speaker 1 But they would always do it and very rarely would anybody die and that just mentally 1:01:15 Speaker 1 I can't wrap my brain around how you can fire in the collective Middle East. I'm guessing 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Thousands of rounds a day straight up in the air right and no one ever dies from them coming down 1:01:25 Speaker 1 So I think it's it's because dude. They're so small 1:01:28 Speaker 1 You can I mean was anybody hit at least yeah, 11 11 were hit. Oh, okay. I didn't want to say at least like 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Come on now at least no, I'm talking about his his his his I guess 1:01:40 Speaker 1 Abilities I just want to see if he's actually hit so I mean yeah, I mean what caliber was he using? 1:01:45 Speaker 1 They said I don't know if they said in this news article here 1:01:49 Speaker 1 I mean I said I'd have been 22 or could have been a fucking 1:01:51 Speaker 1 I could have been a pellet gun at this point, because I have no idea. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 They're not saying what he used to shoot them with at the moment. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 But so he so if it was using a handgun. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 Did he reload? 1:02:04 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 I mean, like I said, I got this 12 rounder right here. 1:02:08 Speaker 1 I mean, that's what I was going to say. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, because I think most of the most of the guns I have, I think the most that I 1:02:14 Speaker 1 have that other than the extended magazines, usually it's between 11 and 13. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 Is there how many rounds you're going to get it? 1:02:19 Speaker 1 So if I shoot 13 rounds and I hit 11 people 1:02:24 Speaker 1 It's kind of impressive to be honest. Yeah, but you're in a crowd, you know, man 1:02:27 Speaker 1 I don't know if they're not aiming for center match or just shoot people in the leg or what the fuck's going on here 1:02:31 Speaker 1 It's not I mean, I think you know if you're gonna do something that crazy you got you got something wrong anyway 1:02:35 Speaker 1 You're adrenaline's pumping you just start, you know cracking off rounds hoping for the best. It's not like you're trained 1:02:41 Speaker 1 It's not like you're trying to snipe people, you know, so yeah, I mean, I'm not with you on this 1:02:46 Speaker 1 I think I think he probably did the best he could do 1:02:49 Speaker 1 Being a psychopath 1:02:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think they really aim a whole lot 1:02:52 Speaker 1 I don't know that they understand like the sites or you know not to direct where the bullet goes and everything but 1:02:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I just thought that was I had that new story 1:03:00 Speaker 1 And then you had the you know potential school suit shooting at your kids class 1:03:03 Speaker 1 Do you tell them like what what is their protocol there for kids? 1:03:06 Speaker 1 It is hiding the corner behind the desk and everything and they lock the door and they just like hope you know 1:03:10 Speaker 1 There's no I told you that I just happened to be subbing that day at the elementary and we had to do a 1:03:14 Speaker 1 Oh my God, Chuck what let the kids out for three hours like it's a trap and crap. 1:03:18 Speaker 1 He's hot. 1:03:19 Speaker 1 Cops like sir, you can open the door. 1:03:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's what a school shooter would say. 1:03:22 Speaker 1 He's like, no, I'm serious. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 I don't have the key again. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 Exactly what the school shooter would say. 1:03:28 Speaker 1 You know, it was like it was so hot in there, dude. 1:03:31 Speaker 1 All the kids are sweating. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 Like we're all just dripping and sweat. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know what to do. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Like I'm going to have to wait for parents to show up. 1:03:37 Speaker 1 You know, the SWAT team's got to kick down this door because I'm in charge. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 Chuck seven of all the kids up through the air ducts and have them crawl out. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 He's got like a map of the air duct systems. 1:03:44 Speaker 1 All right, crawl here. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 Once you make 20 paces, take a right. 1:03:47 Speaker 1 All right, you're going to drop down, 1:03:48 Speaker 1 you're going to run through the parking lot. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 It's like die hard trying to get out of the gym. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 But no, I mean, they all have that. 1:03:54 Speaker 1 And I think in middle school and high school, 1:03:57 Speaker 1 it's even more robust, right? 1:03:58 Speaker 1 Because they're actually like smart enough 1:04:00 Speaker 1 where they can, you know, flip desks, build barricades, 1:04:04 Speaker 1 cover, concealment, actually implement door locking 1:04:08 Speaker 1 other than just the door lock. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 Um, but it's hard in elementary. 1:04:13 Speaker 1 Like they don't have, they don't have metal detectors in elementary. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 That's the only thing they don't have. 1:04:16 Speaker 1 And in Gwynette County, they passed it where you have to have them in high school and middle school, but not elementary. 1:04:22 Speaker 1 And I think it's just because they don't want the kids to have to deal with that. 1:04:25 Speaker 1 It's such a young age, but I don't know, man. 1:04:29 Speaker 1 But I mean, kids go through TSA anyway. 1:04:31 Speaker 1 I mean, they understand like what's going on here, why it is. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 Dude, I've done bus duty, bro. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 And elementary, it's hard enough to get them off the bus into their class. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 I can't even imagine if we had to line them up to go through metal detectors. 1:04:43 Speaker 1 These kids don't, I mean, trust me, impossible for elementary. 1:04:48 Speaker 1 It's impossible. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 Did be lined up for an hour and a half. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, I went back to my old elementary school with my buddies. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 Mom works there and I had to get something notarized or whatnot. 1:04:57 Speaker 1 And she's like the sweetest lady ever. 1:04:59 Speaker 1 And she's like the front desk lady. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 She's been there, I guess, 20 something years. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 And I can go in there. 1:05:03 Speaker 1 And she's like behind the stick-ass bulletproof glass. 1:05:05 Speaker 1 and it used to be on the left side, it was just the hallway, you could just walk into the school. 1:05:08 Speaker 1 And they got that bit locked down and you got to get buzzed in and everything. I'm like, 1:05:11 Speaker 1 this is getting crazy. It's turning like a prison. But pretty much all the, I think once class starts, 1:05:16 Speaker 1 everyone stays inside. I think all the doors, at least down here are locked from the inside. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 So I don't know, is that kind of how it is over there? Yeah, and they have safe, and they have safety 1:05:23 Speaker 1 officers walking around the outside, checking all the doors. But it's crazy because, I mean, 1:05:27 Speaker 1 I substitute teach there about once a week. And so they all know me. And like today, because I, 1:05:32 Speaker 1 You know, I took off work, man. I've been I'm tired 1:05:35 Speaker 1 So I went up there because Megan's like I want Chick-fil-A for lunch, you know, so then of course 1:05:40 Speaker 1 She's like get Sydney Chick-fil-A too. So I go to deliver Chick-fil-A to the school. I 1:05:44 Speaker 1 Hit the button to get buzzed in and they're like can we help you? 1:05:48 Speaker 1 And I'm looking at him like yeah, it's Chuck. I'm trying to come in and give Megan lunch and they're like all right 1:05:54 Speaker 1 You're just dropping off a lunch 1:05:56 Speaker 1 Like what do I'm working here tomorrow? 1:05:59 Speaker 1 Like what do you think I'm like some psychopath 1:06:01 Speaker 1 if I wanted to do something crazy, 1:06:02 Speaker 1 I could do it tomorrow. 1:06:03 Speaker 1 Like what are we doing here? 1:06:04 Speaker 1 You know, so then that buzz me in, 1:06:05 Speaker 1 I go in and you gotta go through two different doors, 1:06:07 Speaker 1 you get buzzed into like the dead area. 1:06:10 Speaker 1 Where it's like you're going into like a chamber. 1:06:12 Speaker 1 Yeah dude, it's crazy. 1:06:13 Speaker 1 So you're locked in. 1:06:14 Speaker 1 Once you're in that middle area, you're locked in 1:06:16 Speaker 1 and they open up the other one. 1:06:17 Speaker 1 But yeah, I think, you know, they're doing the best they can. 1:06:21 Speaker 1 It's a crazy situation that we lived through 1:06:23 Speaker 1 in the United States. 1:06:24 Speaker 1 And I just think that there's a better way to do it. 1:06:26 Speaker 1 but until you're president, it's never gonna be resolved. 1:06:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I mean, at the same time, 1:06:31 Speaker 1 I mean, you only fight fire with fire. 1:06:33 Speaker 1 Fire extinguishers don't really work 1:06:35 Speaker 1 on a school building. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 I was thinking about giving all the teachers tasers, 1:06:38 Speaker 1 but then I thought about it and I was like, 1:06:41 Speaker 1 God, you know, the kids would get pegged with a taser. 1:06:43 Speaker 1 Like that, there's, 1:06:44 Speaker 1 there's a, 1:06:44 Speaker 1 there's a foul. 1:06:45 Speaker 1 Foul. 1:06:46 Speaker 1 You would have kids getting hold of those tasers. 1:06:50 Speaker 1 Like, hey man, I got a taser. 1:06:52 Speaker 1 You ready for recess? 1:06:53 Speaker 1 Like, oh yeah, I'm ready. 1:06:54 Speaker 1 You know, they're out there just like, 1:06:55 Speaker 1 Pow, shoot each other with the taser 1:06:57 Speaker 1 and all these kids are on the ground, seizing. 1:06:59 Speaker 1 Full singing and everything. 1:07:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a bad idea. 1:07:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna say, 1:07:03 Speaker 1 the last thing we're getting out of here, 1:07:04 Speaker 1 I remember a couple times I accidentally brought guns 1:07:06 Speaker 1 to school because we had to be, or a bow, 1:07:08 Speaker 1 I would have, we'd go shooting over the weekend 1:07:10 Speaker 1 or whatnot, they'd be in my truck and whatnot. 1:07:12 Speaker 1 And I'd look back there, I'd be like, 1:07:13 Speaker 1 oh, they fucking, at that point, 1:07:15 Speaker 1 I'm like, do I tell the administration 1:07:16 Speaker 1 that I got weapons in the vehicle, 1:07:18 Speaker 1 or do I just go to school? 1:07:20 Speaker 1 And I would just go into school 1:07:21 Speaker 1 and just go into class and lock my truck 1:07:23 Speaker 1 and just cover everything up in the backseat 1:07:24 Speaker 1 with hoodies and whatnot. 1:07:26 Speaker 1 You never took them into school. 1:07:28 Speaker 1 No, no, not in in. 1:07:29 Speaker 1 Jesus. 1:07:30 Speaker 1 I did take a knife in a couple of times accidentally. 1:07:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh my God, it's on me. 1:07:33 Speaker 1 And I would just hide it in my book bag. 1:07:34 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, the guy, they're not 1:07:35 Speaker 1 doing random class searches. 1:07:36 Speaker 1 Because they're doing that like the last year I was in school 1:07:39 Speaker 1 where they'd like make you leave your bags in there. 1:07:41 Speaker 1 I never got hit on one of those. 1:07:42 Speaker 1 But it was a rough time for sure. 1:07:45 Speaker 1 They never found your weed. 1:07:47 Speaker 1 No, I never brought drugs to school. 1:07:48 Speaker 1 I left all that usually in the truck. 1:07:50 Speaker 1 That happened. 1:07:50 Speaker 1 That happened to one of my buddy's kids. 1:07:52 Speaker 1 He was in 11th grade. 1:07:54 Speaker 1 and he had it in his backpack and they did it. 1:07:56 Speaker 1 Oh, they had a drug dog walk. 1:07:57 Speaker 1 That's why. 1:07:58 Speaker 1 And they came back, like they all had to leave 1:08:02 Speaker 1 and go to the gym and they come back and they had like a list. 1:08:05 Speaker 1 And it's like, they're coming over the loudspeaker like, 1:08:06 Speaker 1 yeah, we need to see Tom Smith, John Bishop. 1:08:11 Speaker 1 You know, they're going through this whole line 1:08:13 Speaker 1 and like all the kids were like, oh my God. 1:08:15 Speaker 1 And he got hit and they got in trouble, he got suspended. 1:08:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, if I were to do that, if I had drug tummy 1:08:20 Speaker 1 and they're gonna do that class search, 1:08:22 Speaker 1 I'd probably take it out and put it 1:08:23 Speaker 1 like the teacher's desk more than like you dropping some random kids back. 1:08:29 Speaker 1 They're like, Yoko, did you have marijuana? 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