Ban All The Cyclists EP-417 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-22
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This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 TP with a black hole son. I ain't going to be a bit into another day on this day in history back in 2012 cyclist Lance Armstrong stripped of his seven 0:21 Speaker 1 Torrey Frost titles following doping investigation. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the day that I was show. We're going to pause real quick with an announcement 0:28 Speaker 1 advised from our attorneys. 0:30 Speaker 1 Morning when you're about to hear the funny shit in your life with that being said the comments made by Brandon Chuck do not reflect their views. 0:34 Speaker 1 Everything said in the show is protected under parody law in no way shape or form is anything said or done on the show is real. 0:38 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 0:39 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 0:40 Speaker 1 All right. 0:41 Speaker 1 Over there is Chuck Charles Ironfish who loves Lance Armstrong and I don't quite know 0:45 Speaker 1 why but how do you feel about this? 0:47 Speaker 1 I love him. 0:48 Speaker 1 It's one of the biggest travesties in the history of America that we took an American 0:53 Speaker 1 hero like Lance Armstrong that won seven tour de France as we turned our backs on him and 0:59 Speaker 1 what because there were allegations that he was doping, blood doping or whatever. 1:04 Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, you admitted it. 1:05 Speaker 1 I think he was forced into it. 1:07 Speaker 1 I do not. He will forever be one of my biggest heroes and maybe it was the commercial, the 1:12 Speaker 1 Nike commercial with him on the bike and he's like, you ask what I'm on. I'm on my bike. 1:18 Speaker 1 I mean, it was, it's great commercial. So I don't know. I'll forever love Lance Armstrong. 1:23 Speaker 1 And I think he got screwed. I mean, I always get him mixed up with the, with the astronaut. 1:27 Speaker 1 I mean, what are the odds? Someone's really get it right in a bicycle and someone goes, 1:30 Speaker 1 you know, supposedly to the moon and they're just like, they got the same last name. I don't 1:33 Speaker 1 with the odds are that but like I said the only part I have with Lance Armstrong is his 1:38 Speaker 1 legs look real weird and I think he encouraged a entire generation of people to start riding 1:43 Speaker 1 bikes and you know how I feel about fucking cyclists. I absolutely hate those fuckers with 1:47 Speaker 1 a passion dude. If there's one person one group of people with everybody that I talk shit 1:51 Speaker 1 about on this podcast, all the groups, creed, religions, everything if there's one group 1:56 Speaker 1 like someone came to me and said what's one group of people you would like to eradicate 1:59 Speaker 1 from the earth. It would be cyclists on public roads. Okay, it just pisses me off so fucking bad. And I saw that 74 year old man that ran over those, 2:07 Speaker 1 ran over those cyclists earlier this year. Apparently he's getting sentenced to prison and he might die in there. He's 74 years old. But I'm like, come on now get these fucking cyclists off the road. If whoever runs for next governor next election cycle, I don't care what it is. If someone runs on the basis of we're going to get cyclists off roads, 45 miles an hour and over, I'm going to full heartily campaign with them. I would do whatever to 2:29 Speaker 1 get these fuckers, these selfish sons of bitches, 2:32 Speaker 1 all the fucking road. 2:34 Speaker 1 All right, so I would love to argue with you 2:37 Speaker 1 because you know, I do like to sometimes find a way 2:40 Speaker 1 to just push your buttons, 2:42 Speaker 1 but on this situation, 2:44 Speaker 1 if there's one thing I hate, it is cyclists. 2:46 Speaker 1 Now, this is what drives me crazy, 2:48 Speaker 1 and this is where I think they should go with this. 2:50 Speaker 1 Why is it okay for you to ride your bike on the road 2:55 Speaker 1 on the road going, I don't know, seven miles per hour 3:00 Speaker 1 up a hill, but it's not okay for me to grab 30 of my buddies, 3:05 Speaker 1 take our shirts off and just run on the road. 3:09 Speaker 1 Like we own it, right? 3:10 Speaker 1 Just run or walk, right? 3:12 Speaker 1 So what we should start doing is just telling everybody, 3:14 Speaker 1 hey, it's okay, walk on the road. 3:16 Speaker 1 There's not a big deal. 3:17 Speaker 1 You get priority and let's see what happens with traffic then. 3:20 Speaker 1 Cause it's the same thing. 3:22 Speaker 1 I don't know if you ever remember behind a bunch of cyclists 3:23 Speaker 1 when they're going up a hill? 3:25 Speaker 1 I've got to calm myself down and not reach for the gun and just slow down dude 3:30 Speaker 1 I've just got to like take a deep breath and it pisses me off so fucking 3:34 Speaker 1 They're just so inconsiderate like I've never met actual cyclist person in real life, but I guarantee you they 3:39 Speaker 1 They probably wouldn't hold the door for anybody. They don't say yes ma'am. No ma'am. Yes, sir 3:43 Speaker 1 No, sir. They have no manners. They have no decency for anybody around them except for themselves and they think they're on the tour de France 3:48 Speaker 1 Dude, you're in fucking Georgia. You're never gonna make it over there 3:51 Speaker 1 So that's the only coral I have with Lance Armstrong. 3:54 Speaker 1 Whatever else he did, congratulations. 3:56 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sure it's hard to win the Tour de France, but I think he inspired 3:59 Speaker 1 people to ride the bike. 4:00 Speaker 1 And that's the one thing that pissed me off about him. 4:02 Speaker 1 You're not going to be Lance Armstrong. 4:03 Speaker 1 Get off the fucking bike or guess you'll go riding a downtown area where it's 4:07 Speaker 1 like 25 miles an hour. 4:08 Speaker 1 That's fine. 4:09 Speaker 1 I understand that. 4:09 Speaker 1 But the only exception is the Mexican man that rides his bike from the 4:13 Speaker 1 Mexican ghetto to the Mexican restaurant. 4:16 Speaker 1 So he can serve because he doesn't have a car, can't get a license. 4:18 Speaker 1 He can't buy one. 4:19 Speaker 1 But guess what? Even that guy knows to stay off the fucking the road. He's like riding through the dishes and everything. 4:24 Speaker 1 I see. 4:24 Speaker 1 Oh, he's on the sidewalk too. Like he doesn't care. He's like, he's not stupid. 4:28 Speaker 1 Because I'll be honest with you, all these cyclists, the survival instinct in these people is so small. 4:35 Speaker 1 Like they have no survival instinct whatsoever. Because if you're on a bike, I don't even like walking on the sidewalk with my back to traffic. 4:43 Speaker 1 Because I don't trust any of you idiots. There's not one of you that I'm out there like, Hey, babe, it's cool. 4:49 Speaker 1 We can just walk alongside of the road. 4:52 Speaker 1 And I'm sure all the drivers coming by us 4:55 Speaker 1 are paying complete attention. 4:56 Speaker 1 All those 16 year old kids just got their license. 4:59 Speaker 1 They got their brand new iPhone 17 or 18 5:02 Speaker 1 or whatever in their lap. 5:03 Speaker 1 We're fine. 5:04 Speaker 1 So I just, these people have no survival instincts, 5:07 Speaker 1 but I will ask you this, 5:08 Speaker 1 because I know the answer to this. 5:09 Speaker 1 And do not lie. 5:11 Speaker 1 All right, God hears you. 5:12 Speaker 1 And you've been reading the Bible lately, 5:13 Speaker 1 so you can't lie. 5:15 Speaker 1 Did you ever wear a Livestrong bracelet? 5:18 Speaker 1 of those yellow Livestrong bracelets. 5:20 Speaker 1 Fuck. No, the closest thing I had that we wore was, uh, 5:23 Speaker 1 were the fighting necklaces. 5:25 Speaker 1 Do you remember the fighting necklaces? 5:26 Speaker 1 Ph.i.t.e.n. fighting? 5:29 Speaker 1 No, I mean, I wore, I wore the Livestrong brace. 5:32 Speaker 1 I mean, because that's when the cancer, the testicle thing came out 5:35 Speaker 1 and Lance is like, you know, that had to remove a testicle. 5:38 Speaker 1 It was, you know, engulfed in cancer. 5:41 Speaker 1 And I always thought that was weird too, because I didn't know you could get 5:44 Speaker 1 like ball cancer in one ball. 5:45 Speaker 1 I thought that if you got cancer, it kind of just attached 5:48 Speaker 1 to both of them. God probably saw what he was doing and encourage all the other people 5:51 Speaker 1 to ride cyclists and he's God's like, look, if you all ride bikes too much, you're going 5:54 Speaker 1 to get ball cancer because of the seats like rubbing and squishing them and everything like 5:57 Speaker 1 that. But no, I've never wore one of those Livestrong bracelets. I think it was like the 6:00 Speaker 1 same ideology like head like silver or something in there. It's supposed to align your body 6:04 Speaker 1 or some kind of bullshit. That's same thing with the fight. No, it was rubber. It was yellow 6:08 Speaker 1 rubber. Everybody had them. Oh, I didn't wear my I was past my generation. We like 6:13 Speaker 1 said, we were big site. No, we were like I said, we we wrote our bikes a lot back in the 6:17 Speaker 1 But we wrote them around like downtowns and everything downtown Morland 6:20 Speaker 1 We'd ride them on designated fucking places where you ride bikes, you know, not on the fucking street 6:25 Speaker 1 Our parents were tells all the time like don't ride your bikes on the road like no 6:28 Speaker 1 That's like number one when you're growing up like don't play in the street 6:31 Speaker 1 So definitely don't ride your fucking bike in the street and these fuckers 6:34 Speaker 1 They don't ride in a single file line like the guy the AJC guy that's getting in trouble or they're posting an AJC 6:39 Speaker 1 That's going to prison. They're like riding in this group like they're all gay. They're all gonna about Jack each other off 6:44 Speaker 1 to get their destination. I don't know what they're doing, but it just pisses me off so 6:47 Speaker 1 so bad. And it doesn't help them to wear the gay ass little fucking tight spandex thing. 6:51 Speaker 1 And I look at your fucking ass while you're sitting while I'm behind you because you're 6:55 Speaker 1 in a turn and I can't go around because there's traffic coming. And God forbid I bump you 6:59 Speaker 1 with the fucking truck. I'm going to prison makes no fucking sense. They have too many 7:02 Speaker 1 rights. Take their rights away. Take their rights away for you. Take away women's rights 7:05 Speaker 1 and then we'll get to women's. Okay. Okay. Just just because it got brought up and we 7:09 Speaker 1 We just talked about testicular cancer and now I have to address this because usually 7:14 Speaker 1 I don't address a lot of these comments and I take them personal. 7:18 Speaker 1 Tara's comment just now in the chat, I'm taking it and I got to run with it because this is 7:22 Speaker 1 ridiculous. 7:23 Speaker 1 This is where women think they're better than us, right? 7:25 Speaker 1 They think that, oh, you don't always get breast cancer in both breasts. 7:29 Speaker 1 Okay, Tara, not all the breast meat is in one boob. 7:33 Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? 7:35 Speaker 1 Like all the, like, let's think about this. 7:37 Speaker 1 I'm just saying, breasts are separated, like if you look at the geography of a woman's 7:43 Speaker 1 body, the breasts are separated by, I don't know, on average Brandon, how far apart would 7:48 Speaker 1 you say the breasts are? 7:49 Speaker 1 And I'm like, say like nipples. 7:51 Speaker 1 Oh, about to say, I guess it depends how slutty they want to look like going out. 7:54 Speaker 1 Oh, look, sometimes they're right up against each other, you know, and some of them do 7:57 Speaker 1 have a uniboo, but for the most part, it is all natural, all natural, all natural, how far 8:01 Speaker 1 apart are the nips? 8:02 Speaker 1 Oh, the nips, by eight inches probably. 8:05 Speaker 1 Okay. 8:06 Speaker 1 How many guys do you know that have more than eight inches between their testicles? 8:12 Speaker 1 Not that I know unless there's like some kind of weird mutation where there's like one test going hanging off your tailbone or something 8:17 Speaker 1 Just back there just flopping around. So so would you say would you would you say in your medical opinion that a man's testicles? 8:25 Speaker 1 Have a closer relationship that a woman a woman's breasts. Oh, yeah, they're in the same bag 8:31 Speaker 1 Okay, okay, so 8:33 Speaker 1 Tara to answer your question. You don't really get breath cancer and both breaths. Okay 8:38 Speaker 1 Your breasts are 8:40 Speaker 1 Legitimately on different sides of your body right and left. Okay 8:44 Speaker 1 Men's balls are literally in the middle and they're together. Yeah, and I'd say in symmetrically 8:50 Speaker 1 They are completely in the middle. They're just snug up against each other. They're hanging out. They're hugging. They're like they're close 8:57 Speaker 1 Right, so that's why I said that and I think that I'm right in saying this medically correct 9:01 Speaker 1 that yeah that and you can get a boob job you know you get a boob job afterwards and they look exactly the same a 9:06 Speaker 1 testicle job I mean that's gone you're not getting a testicle job it's just it doesn't happen 9:12 Speaker 1 it'd be weird it's like a ziploc bad with two bros around there 9:16 Speaker 1 hold on is and I know I'm not good I can't Google it my kids got my phone cuz he's FaceTime and his grandparents 9:23 Speaker 1 right now for his birthday but is that even a thing I know I know guys have um what do you mean oh yeah I just 9:29 Speaker 1 jump at that. You don't know who jobs. You know, 9:32 Speaker 1 what's best job. Test job. No, no, no, no, that's like, that's 9:35 Speaker 1 like when a women get his to rest. They don't just put like a 9:38 Speaker 1 fucking wishbone back in there. You know, it's just gone. 9:43 Speaker 1 They put a couple two leaders. They split a two liter. Like 9:45 Speaker 1 you're good. You're good. That's good. 9:47 Speaker 1 You hope he or cope gal. We just need to know for the surgery. 9:51 Speaker 1 Couple a gallon jug in there just catches everything. Um, no, so, 9:55 Speaker 1 so back to the cancer real quick, because because I guess 9:58 Speaker 1 Lance got cancer in one ball. Okay. And then he had 10:01 Speaker 1 it removed allegedly. And then he had a fake testicle put in. And I think they use rubber 10:07 Speaker 1 for that. If I if memory serves me correctly and all this all went down. And then he was 10:11 Speaker 1 able to win. How many more tour de France is after that? Was it five? Oh, I have no clue. 10:16 Speaker 1 What year was that that happened? I have no idea. I just remember I followed it closely 10:20 Speaker 1 because it was America's love story. What was the one that's wrong and Cheryl, Cheryl 10:25 Speaker 1 Crow. 10:26 Speaker 1 Why? Wait, why did he need a rubber ball and his balls act to ride a bike? Because he 10:29 Speaker 1 to even him out or do you like to open over to the side? 10:32 Speaker 1 Right. I think it's just a guy thing. I mean, so, so I don't, I'm okay. I mean, I told 10:37 Speaker 1 you the story. Like I went in because I thought I had to stick with cancer and I was very 10:40 Speaker 1 worried about it. And they found a free flowing small testicle. He was like the size of my 10:46 Speaker 1 thumbnail, but it was just hanging out in there. 10:48 Speaker 1 He got outside that he's trying to get back in. It's like a lost cow. Like when the cow 10:51 Speaker 1 gets outside the fence of cows, like, how do I get back in? How do I get back in? 10:54 Speaker 1 It was like a third ball. So essentially they have to fall. 10:57 Speaker 1 Yeah. So anyway, so you still do? Yeah, it's still in there. I didn't get it removed. You can get a lot of money for that. 11:05 Speaker 1 No, because I don't know what it is. The doctor that the the Indian man that that checked it didn't know what it was because I was worried because after the whole 11:14 Speaker 1 Lance Armstrong thing, I just assumed that I was going to get testicular cancer. Like I was just like, dude, like this is normal, right? So I was testing my 11:21 Speaker 1 I'm not testing, but I was, you know what it's called. 11:24 Speaker 1 I was, you know what I mean? 11:26 Speaker 1 Like, how do you test your ball? 11:29 Speaker 1 What are you? 11:30 Speaker 1 Chuck's like that one's just for a minute. 11:31 Speaker 1 That one. 11:32 Speaker 1 No. 11:33 Speaker 1 So you, so you, so medically, it's like a woman, right? 11:36 Speaker 1 Like women are supposed to in the shower, they're supposed to like rub their chest and 11:41 Speaker 1 they're supposed to do all these different like, you know, every, every time you're 11:44 Speaker 1 in the shower, you're supposed to looking for lumps, right? 11:47 Speaker 1 Women are constantly looking for lumps because they need to identify the breast cancer early 11:50 Speaker 1 that way they can treat it. 11:52 Speaker 1 So after the Lance Armstrong thing, and I remember where I saw this, it was like some 11:57 Speaker 1 like, you know, maybe it was a public service announcement or some type of 2020 date line. 12:01 Speaker 1 I don't know. 12:02 Speaker 1 The news and they said, look, like men need to do the same thing. 12:06 Speaker 1 Like you should be routinely at least once a week when you're in the shower, you should 12:11 Speaker 1 be like going around each testicle. 12:15 Speaker 1 And what are you laughing about? 12:16 Speaker 1 It's funny. 12:17 Speaker 1 It's true. 12:18 Speaker 1 I'm doing with the doctor told me hold on. I'll be right out. I'm just checking my bow. The doctor said I gotta play with my bow 12:24 Speaker 1 Honey, I got to check the shaft few while it's here 12:31 Speaker 1 It's true, so you're supposed to okay. This is what I after the lance arm strong debacle, okay? 12:38 Speaker 1 Not the debacle but the cancer, okay 12:41 Speaker 1 It was a thing 12:42 Speaker 1 you're supposed to, you're supposed to like, like put, you're supposed to hold each testicle, 12:46 Speaker 1 like a woman would hold her breasts and you massage it, like you go around in a circle and 12:51 Speaker 1 you look for anomalies, like you look for lumps or something that's weird or something attached 12:56 Speaker 1 to it. So anyway, so I did that. And I remember it, I was, I told you this, I was in Frederick, 13:02 Speaker 1 Maryland, and I was, I was checking it one day. And this little like something went by and I'm 13:08 Speaker 1 I'm like, what's that? 13:09 Speaker 1 So I grabbed it and my scrotum and I'm like, what is that? 13:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like rubbing it and I'm like, this isn't a testicle. 13:16 Speaker 1 This is something else, but it was big. 13:17 Speaker 1 It was, like I said, it was probably like the size of a bullet. 13:20 Speaker 1 It could nine mill, if you will, without the casing. 13:23 Speaker 1 Without the casing, it's just the nine mill. 13:26 Speaker 1 And so I'm like, that's crazy, you know? 13:28 Speaker 1 So that's when I went to the doctor and he was an Indian fellow. 13:34 Speaker 1 And I went in and I said, hey, man, like I got something going on. 13:36 Speaker 1 I think I have possibly testicular cancer, 13:38 Speaker 1 like this is something that I'm really worried about. 13:40 Speaker 1 And he tested me, well he checked it, 13:43 Speaker 1 he lays me down with his lady, 13:44 Speaker 1 he's like, and he lays me down and he's like, 13:47 Speaker 1 ooh, ooh. 13:48 Speaker 1 He's like, wait a minute, let me go back to mine. 13:50 Speaker 1 Maybe he's here to be there. 13:52 Speaker 1 Oh, I have it on mine too. 13:53 Speaker 1 I am going to put my screw out to him up against yours. 13:56 Speaker 1 Just going to check to make sure 13:57 Speaker 1 the little balls are the same side. 13:59 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, this is weird, right? 14:01 Speaker 1 You know, but hey, whatever saves my life. 14:03 Speaker 1 So anyway, after he tested, he came in, he's like, 14:05 Speaker 1 totally okay, it is a free-floating anomaly. 14:09 Speaker 1 And I said, what does that mean? 14:10 Speaker 1 He goes, non-cancerous. 14:12 Speaker 1 And I said, okay, well that's all I care about. 14:14 Speaker 1 So I just left it alone. 14:15 Speaker 1 So I didn't have surgery, but Lance Armstrong did. 14:18 Speaker 1 So he had his testicle removed, 14:20 Speaker 1 and then you feel weird. 14:22 Speaker 1 You're getting ready to date, Cheryl Crow, 14:24 Speaker 1 you're doing this whole thing, 14:26 Speaker 1 you're a seven-time tour de France winner, 14:28 Speaker 1 you don't have one ball. 14:30 Speaker 1 So he went with the prosthetic, 14:32 Speaker 1 which I think is rubber or some type of like form like that. 14:36 Speaker 1 So now he has a rubber ball. 14:38 Speaker 1 Jeremy said over here, 14:39 Speaker 1 their saline filled or silicone devices 14:41 Speaker 1 replaced the textical loss to cancer injury or torsion. 14:44 Speaker 1 Good God, we're missing from birth. 14:47 Speaker 1 God damn you torque the fuck out of your nut 14:48 Speaker 1 and explode it, that'd be terrible. 14:49 Speaker 1 That'd be bad. 14:52 Speaker 1 Torsion, that sounds like torque. 14:54 Speaker 1 And torsion bars like torque your a- 14:56 Speaker 1 Torque a-arms on your truck. 14:57 Speaker 1 So I don't know if there's too much torque 14:59 Speaker 1 on that thing or something, but that's pretty bad. 15:01 Speaker 1 But, you know, like I said, I didn't know much about Lance Armstrong. 15:04 Speaker 1 Like, oh, he's got him mixed up in school. 15:06 Speaker 1 I was like, I mean, this guy went to the moon and came back down and wrote a bicycle? 15:09 Speaker 1 Like, are you kidding me? 15:10 Speaker 1 The fuck? 15:11 Speaker 1 But I guess he was a good guy, but he encouraged a lot of fuckers to ride a bicycle. 15:16 Speaker 1 And that pisses me off. 15:17 Speaker 1 But besides that, and I don't understand why we can't ride full-wheelers on the road, 15:20 Speaker 1 but you got these fuckers, you know, at least a full-wheeler than go 55 miles an hour. 15:23 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. 15:23 Speaker 1 Come on. 15:24 Speaker 1 Anyway, all right. 15:26 Speaker 1 We got some great birthdays here today. 15:30 Speaker 1 I know at least. I know a good bit of these guys. 15:33 Speaker 1 All right. So the first one we've got is Jeff Goldblum. 15:35 Speaker 1 Oh, God, I love Jeff Goldblum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 15:38 Speaker 1 He was born on this day in 1952. 15:41 Speaker 1 He was in Drass Park and now he does a hotels.com, 15:44 Speaker 1 which has got to be a way better gig. 15:45 Speaker 1 I mean, you get paid a lot and you don't really have to do a whole lot. 15:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, Christopher Lloyd born on this day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 15:51 Speaker 1 He was Jeff Goldblum was born. When? 15:54 Speaker 1 1952. 15:56 Speaker 1 So he's in the 70s. 15:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. He's old guy. 15:59 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? This is a guy from Jurassic Park that was like awesome and funny. 16:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, that guy. Yeah. 16:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. You're just a great guy. All right. 16:07 Speaker 1 It just sucks, man. 16:07 Speaker 1 I just all these guys like when you talk about my heroes like that, 16:10 Speaker 1 like people that I really care about like Jeff Goldbloom, 16:13 Speaker 1 it really bothers me that they're getting one like this one. 16:15 Speaker 1 This one's going to be this awesome one. 16:16 Speaker 1 You probably watched a lot too. 16:18 Speaker 1 Christopher Lloyd, Doc from Back to the Future, 16:21 Speaker 1 born on this day in 1938. 16:23 Speaker 1 He's a prick, man. 16:24 Speaker 1 Oh, really? Don't like him? 16:25 Speaker 1 He's a complete prick. 16:26 Speaker 1 I met him. I met him on a plane. 16:29 Speaker 1 And so when I first became an air marshal and I was flying around like, you know, celebrities 16:34 Speaker 1 when you're an air marshal is kind of cool because you can't really tell them who you 16:36 Speaker 1 are. 16:37 Speaker 1 But then you're like, I know you're not a terrorist. 16:39 Speaker 1 This is who I am, you know, whatever. 16:41 Speaker 1 And he was on the same flight as the three chicks from the Playboy, the Playboy mansion, 16:47 Speaker 1 Kendra, Kendra Wilkinson. 16:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, what's the other two? 16:50 Speaker 1 I don't remember. 16:51 Speaker 1 Anyway, so the three, but Playboy bunnies that were living with Hugh Hefner, well, they 16:58 Speaker 1 They were in business class and so was he. 17:01 Speaker 1 So I walked back there and I've been an air marshal for a minute and a half and I walked 17:06 Speaker 1 back there and I'm like, oh my God, dude. 17:08 Speaker 1 I'm going to flight with the frickin Playboy bunnies and Doc from Back to the Future. 17:14 Speaker 1 So immediately I'm going, I'm going to talk to the Playboy bunnies. 17:18 Speaker 1 So I go back to talk to Kenner Wilkinson and she was such a bee dude. 17:23 Speaker 1 She was so rude to me. 17:25 Speaker 1 So I tried to shoot my shot with Holly. 17:28 Speaker 1 I think it was the other one's name. 17:30 Speaker 1 And I don't remember the third one's name because she was the ugly one. 17:32 Speaker 1 She was the ugly one. 17:33 Speaker 1 I ain't shooting but I'm just playing. 17:34 Speaker 1 Pick someone else. 17:35 Speaker 1 The third one was the ugly one. 17:36 Speaker 1 So I didn't want to try that. 17:38 Speaker 1 But Holly and Kendra were pretty hot. 17:40 Speaker 1 So they were rude. 17:41 Speaker 1 So I'm like, you know what, dude, like whatever, I'm not going to talk to these chicks. 17:44 Speaker 1 So I see Doc and I'm like, dude, like I grew up on back to the future. 17:48 Speaker 1 I think Michael J. Fox. 17:50 Speaker 1 If you look back in the history of America, Michael J. Fox is going to go down as one of 17:54 Speaker 1 the greatest human beings that ever walked. 17:56 Speaker 1 Well, he doesn't walk, but that was on the face of the earth, right? 18:00 Speaker 1 And that was not a funny joke. 18:01 Speaker 1 I was not trying to make a joke, Debra. 18:03 Speaker 1 I saw your face. 18:05 Speaker 1 And as soon as I said it, I was not trying to make a joke. 18:08 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I'm thinking like, dude, Christopher Lloyd Doc, like this is huge. 18:14 Speaker 1 So I walk up to him and I said, hey, sir, like I grew up on back to the future. 18:20 Speaker 1 like it really is an honor to meet you. 18:23 Speaker 1 And he completely ignored me. 18:25 Speaker 1 And he just like was looking at his e-book. 18:27 Speaker 1 It was like an e-reader thing. 18:28 Speaker 1 Or what was that old thing called that you had books on? 18:30 Speaker 1 Kindle. 18:31 Speaker 1 Kindle. 18:32 Speaker 1 He had his Kindle. 18:33 Speaker 1 He looks up at me and I said, I just want to let you know, man. 18:37 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm a huge fan. 18:38 Speaker 1 And he goes, okay. 18:40 Speaker 1 And he just looks back down to his book. 18:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 18:43 Speaker 1 What if it better if you just said thanks and look down? 18:46 Speaker 1 Um, what was supposed to say? 18:47 Speaker 1 Like you probably just that like 25. 18:49 Speaker 1 I think in the acknowledgement, what do you mean? 18:51 Speaker 1 He gets it 25 times a day. 18:52 Speaker 1 He's been in what? 18:54 Speaker 1 Back to the future of these. 18:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the only thing people know him from. 18:58 Speaker 1 Okay, so you have to own that. 18:59 Speaker 1 Like if somebody comes up to you and they're like, 19:00 Speaker 1 hey dude, like it's an honor to meet you. 19:02 Speaker 1 I grew up on your movies. 19:04 Speaker 1 You have to at least acknowledge them and go, 19:06 Speaker 1 yeah man, hey, I'm flying business class right now 19:09 Speaker 1 because I'm living off of that, right? 19:11 Speaker 1 I appreciate you watching it and you know, 19:13 Speaker 1 you want to get a picture or whatever 19:15 Speaker 1 because I would have loved it on a picture with Christopher Lloyd. 19:16 Speaker 1 He was one of my favorite characters as a kid, but when I met him, I'm like, dude, what a jerk. 19:22 Speaker 1 You know who else? 19:23 Speaker 1 I don't want to get into this too much, but you know who else was a complete prick that 19:26 Speaker 1 was one of my heroes growing up? 19:29 Speaker 1 The buzzer in the background? 19:30 Speaker 1 I got rid of it. 19:31 Speaker 1 Oh, Michael Jordan. 19:32 Speaker 1 Emmett Smith, dude. 19:33 Speaker 1 Emmett Smith was one of the biggest jerks I've ever met to. 19:40 Speaker 1 So anyway, Christopher Lloyd, Emmett Smith, they're almost on the Mount Rushmore, the biggest 19:44 Speaker 1 jerks in the world. 19:45 Speaker 1 Maybe MS Smith gets a little bit of past because he's probably not all there. 19:48 Speaker 1 He's a football player. 19:49 Speaker 1 He's probably like half retarded. 19:50 Speaker 1 We can. 19:50 Speaker 1 No, this is when he was like playing. 19:52 Speaker 1 This is this is like in 1999. 19:55 Speaker 1 And I'm a young kid. 19:56 Speaker 1 No, it was like it was 98. 19:57 Speaker 1 I was I was 19. 19:58 Speaker 1 And I met him and he was he was such a jerk to me, man. 20:02 Speaker 1 And he and Barry Sanders complete opposite. 20:04 Speaker 1 He signed an autograph, taken pictures, whatever. 20:06 Speaker 1 But image Smith was a jerk. 20:08 Speaker 1 So Christopher Lloyd, image Smith, two biggest jerks in the world. 20:11 Speaker 1 I don't know how many you can get on that. 20:12 Speaker 1 It's his birthday. 20:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a birthday today. 20:14 Speaker 1 I hope he dies soon. 20:15 Speaker 1 I probably shouldn't even say that. That sounds rough. That was but I've had a lot of I've had a few drinks man 20:20 Speaker 1 That was like fucking when uh crazy markers on last week and he's talking about shooting a senator 20:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh god. All right. We're over. We're over. He said that on this show. Yeah. Yeah, he's like we need to kill that bitch 20:29 Speaker 1 Someone needs to shoot her. Why are we doing this? Why do we let him on now? We're gonna lose it. I didn't mean to 20:37 Speaker 1 All right, and uh another one uh real quick uh actually we got two right here that hold on hold on hold on 20:43 Speaker 1 Alex shock 6, 8, 5, 1 just said my dad's ball got hit by a snapped race car belt and he 20:51 Speaker 1 lost it. 20:52 Speaker 1 Dude, it exploded inside the sack. 20:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 20:56 Speaker 1 This is not bubble gum. 20:58 Speaker 1 This is the out as well. 21:00 Speaker 1 Oh, that is legit dude. 21:02 Speaker 1 That is a rough way to lose a ball, but you're right. 21:04 Speaker 1 Does it explode inside the sack or does the sack open up and the ball falls out? 21:08 Speaker 1 Um, I don't know because I knew somebody that split their sack open and they had to go. 21:12 Speaker 1 I think it was in what in our welding class, but it was a welder that he got 21:15 Speaker 1 pinned somewhere and it ripped the sack open and he was like holding his nuts 21:18 Speaker 1 outside of his sack and he had to go get him some back in that's got to be bad too. 21:22 Speaker 1 How far do they hang down if the sack's not there? 21:25 Speaker 1 I don't think you want to test that. 21:26 Speaker 1 I think you want to keep them close. 21:28 Speaker 1 But I'm saying like if you're like, let's say, let's say somebody's sack was 21:31 Speaker 1 accidentally cut open and the testicles fell out, right? 21:35 Speaker 1 And they like unraveled how long would they dangle? 21:39 Speaker 1 Because you've seen the old men. 21:40 Speaker 1 I got told you about Sean and Sean's my boy Sean did stand up comedy for for a few of our shows 21:46 Speaker 1 when we were down in Atlanta with distinct grace the band and he would open for us and 21:51 Speaker 1 he's the only guy I've ever met. 21:54 Speaker 1 He told me one night he goes, Hey man, I got old man balls and I was like, Okay, and he 21:59 Speaker 1 goes, you want to see him? 22:00 Speaker 1 I was like, not really. 22:01 Speaker 1 And he tells his wife, he's like, Melissa, tell Chuck about my balls. 22:05 Speaker 1 And she's like, Chuck, they hang all the way to his knees. 22:07 Speaker 1 I was like, 22:08 Speaker 1 And dude, so one night we all were drinking, hanging out. 22:12 Speaker 1 And Sean's like, you guys got to see this, right? 22:14 Speaker 1 So he pulls his pants down, but he's holding his junk. 22:17 Speaker 1 And his ball sack was at least 14 inches of my sack. 22:23 Speaker 1 Dude, it was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. 22:26 Speaker 1 So that's what makes me wonder, like, 22:27 Speaker 1 if you split them open, how far do they fall? 22:31 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 22:32 Speaker 1 If it's cold or not, I don't know. 22:33 Speaker 1 Jeremy looked at him, how far your balls fall out 22:35 Speaker 1 when your sack gets busted open? 22:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, like how much what's what's the tube called that that carries the stuff the sperm and stuff in the semen? 22:41 Speaker 1 I think they can't well, that's not called sperm tube. It's got to have like a 22:46 Speaker 1 medical phrase, but I think and they got to be at least well, I mean, I don't know my com canal 22:54 Speaker 1 On most gentlemen on most gentlemen the tubes have to be two to three inches, right? 22:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if they're really like I'm Sean's John's got at least 12 inches of tubing 23:04 Speaker 1 It leaves 12 inches of tubing. 23:06 Speaker 1 You think it's like one of those old style phone cords 23:08 Speaker 1 where it's all curly Q and everything. 23:09 Speaker 1 You could stretch it out real far, kind of like this right here. 23:11 Speaker 1 Like this, you know, you can stretch it out if you need to. 23:13 Speaker 1 No, I think it's like a, what are the balls that are like, 23:19 Speaker 1 is it like a baseball like a baseballs are wrapped in like, like 23:24 Speaker 1 thread kind of. 23:25 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 23:26 Speaker 1 I think it's like that. 23:27 Speaker 1 I think I think your testicles are like this and then it's wrapped in two things. 23:30 Speaker 1 like things like a ball of yarn like if you hold the end you drop the ball yarn is unravels 23:35 Speaker 1 Exactly what I think it is. I don't know about that. Oh my god 23:38 Speaker 1 Alex also said his brother brother lost his ball to testicular cancels. So I'm next Jesus Christ man 23:43 Speaker 1 Okay, bad luck with your nuts over there in that family. That's not good. Someone said that's why God gave everyone to I guess 23:48 Speaker 1 That's right. Yeah, you know you lose one I guess you 23:51 Speaker 1 Hold on. So Germany said if if the scrotum if the scrotum is severely split open 23:56 Speaker 1 The testicles can emerge or fall out of the tear because the testicles sit loosely inside the 24:03 Speaker 1 scrotum to allow for movement and temperature control. A deep enough laceration caused them to 24:08 Speaker 1 become exposed or displaced outside the body. However, they will not roll away. Well, we know 24:14 Speaker 1 they're not going to roll away, dummy, or completely detach from the body. I didn't say, we want to 24:20 Speaker 1 know how long they can hang. Like, I want to know if I lose, if I have a scrotum opening, 24:25 Speaker 1 I mean, how long am I talking here? 24:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, what's the what's the trial before they hit the floor? 24:31 Speaker 1 Like I need to know if I need to go try to catch them or make sure how it's 24:35 Speaker 1 suck. Like they hit the floor and you feel like I kicked in the nuts. 24:38 Speaker 1 You got a cat out there somewhere and he just bat them around. 24:40 Speaker 1 Wow. 24:42 Speaker 1 All right. 24:42 Speaker 1 One more two more birthdays. 24:43 Speaker 1 Real quick. 24:44 Speaker 1 One of my favorite actors probably in the past decade Bob Odenkirk was born on 24:48 Speaker 1 this day back in 1962. 24:50 Speaker 1 Fantastic actor. 24:51 Speaker 1 Is that who's that are called? 24:52 Speaker 1 saw? Yes, that's all good man. Uh, he's a great actor. And but the problem is I can't 24:57 Speaker 1 watch him in anything besides like better call Saul or breaking bad. I know he did that 25:00 Speaker 1 movie. Uh, nobody and he's playing like a serious hit man guy. I just couldn't watch 25:04 Speaker 1 it. That's all the previews for it. I'm just like, I don't think I could do this. It's 25:07 Speaker 1 just, it's just not who he is. He typecast himself being in better call Saul, just a crazy 25:12 Speaker 1 attorney, the crazy lawyer that just, you know, a criminal lawyer. I love him though. Good 25:17 Speaker 1 guy. Yeah, but I mean, what else? I mean, I don't know if he's really, you said he's 25:21 Speaker 1 your favorite actor probably in the past 10 years past decade one of one of the top five 25:25 Speaker 1 for sure. That's really weird that you would even pull him out as one of your favorites. 25:30 Speaker 1 Oh, but breaking bads one of the top rated shows ever in this decade. So I mean a lot of people know 25:35 Speaker 1 he is the spermatic court is typically for six inches. Sorry. I just six inches. So Sean has a 25:44 Speaker 1 he has an overly large spermatic court. I'd say his is four times the legal limit. If you know 25:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, I wonder how long it takes them to get the sperm up out of there. 25:53 Speaker 1 I know he's like, and then she's like five second delay trying to get pregnant. 25:58 Speaker 1 So give us 30 seconds. 26:00 Speaker 1 I ought to hold it here. 26:03 Speaker 1 And last birthday today is Shaggy was born today in 1968. 26:09 Speaker 1 Love Shaggy. It's a great artist. 26:11 Speaker 1 I love how I just appreciate artists that just released like three songs and they're just like, I'm done. 26:16 Speaker 1 I'm done, you know, so that way you don't really have to hear any of their shitty song 26:19 Speaker 1 do they, you know, they do a entire album with like 27 songs and like three of them are good 26:23 Speaker 1 and then you hear the other ones every now and then on Spotify or Pandora and you just 26:27 Speaker 1 hit skip automatically. 26:28 Speaker 1 I appreciate an artist knowing that, hey, I got three to five in the chamber and that's 26:32 Speaker 1 it. 26:33 Speaker 1 I don't need to keep pumping out of music. 26:34 Speaker 1 I can live off these songs forever. 26:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:36 Speaker 1 And he's he's the one that did, um, lives big one part. 26:39 Speaker 1 I want you still young. 26:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:42 Speaker 1 I mean, he's just got that voice. 26:45 Speaker 1 Like there's nobody else that has that and he owned it. 26:49 Speaker 1 He kind of, yeah, he brought happiness to an entire generation. 26:53 Speaker 1 Is that the same one that's, he was like, it wasn't me. 26:56 Speaker 1 Yes. 26:57 Speaker 1 That's all he's saying. 26:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:01 Speaker 1 It wasn't me. 27:02 Speaker 1 I mean, can you imagine making millions of dollars off just going? 27:03 Speaker 1 It wasn't me. 27:04 Speaker 1 I mean, that's great. 27:05 Speaker 1 And Mr. Boom. 27:06 Speaker 1 Bass stick. 27:07 Speaker 1 Mr. 27:08 Speaker 1 Buon. 27:09 Speaker 1 Bass. 27:10 Speaker 1 And then that's all we know. 27:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:12 Speaker 1 That's about it. 27:13 Speaker 1 L.A. Kings, nobody one and two are actually are great action movies. I'll try and watch 27:17 Speaker 1 him. I'd like I said, I just don't know if I can under like, I just gonna see Saul 27:22 Speaker 1 Goodman. I'm gonna wait for him to make a joke or something. 27:24 Speaker 1 What's he talking about? What's he talking about? Nobody wanted to? What is that? 27:26 Speaker 1 The movie I just talked about how Bob Odenkirk's in there and I can't watch it because it's 27:29 Speaker 1 action and he's like this cereal or he's like this hit man or something and they're 27:32 Speaker 1 coming after him. But it's called it's called nobody? Yes. I just said that and then he said 27:37 Speaker 1 it. Oh, I thought you were just like saying no, like you didn't know the name of it. So 27:40 Speaker 1 you just called it nobody. 27:42 Speaker 1 Now the name of the movie is nobody. 27:44 Speaker 1 Is it on Netflix? 27:45 Speaker 1 It's somewhere, yeah. 27:46 Speaker 1 It's available to watch now. 27:47 Speaker 1 It was in movie theaters. 27:49 Speaker 1 I think this started coming out like two years ago maybe, 27:51 Speaker 1 and the new one came out this year last year. 27:53 Speaker 1 Something like that. 27:54 Speaker 1 But anyway, those are your birthdays 27:56 Speaker 1 and what happened today in history, not a whole lot, 27:58 Speaker 1 but it's always good to catch up 28:01 Speaker 1 and see what people are doing today when they were born. 28:04 Speaker 1 But speaking of someone who was born yesterday, 28:07 Speaker 1 if you're listening to this on Spotify 28:08 Speaker 1 or if you're listening to it live, it was today. 28:11 Speaker 1 Chuck's son caught on, and he's turning into how old? 28:13 Speaker 1 13th? 28:14 Speaker 1 He's 12. 28:15 Speaker 1 How tall? 28:16 Speaker 1 12 years old today, man. 28:17 Speaker 1 Big 12, we woke up and he had his big breakfast 28:20 Speaker 1 and he opened up his cards from his grandmothers, 28:22 Speaker 1 which is always kind of the breakfast celebration. 28:25 Speaker 1 You open up the cards, he had much money falls out. 28:27 Speaker 1 So he made a couple of hundred bucks, that was good for him. 28:30 Speaker 1 Spent the day at school and then he came home 28:32 Speaker 1 and we had, I had softball with Sydney, 28:35 Speaker 1 so I had to go coach her team. 28:37 Speaker 1 It's also Vanessa's birthday. 28:38 Speaker 1 A long time listener. 28:39 Speaker 1 Happy birthday to you, Vanessa as well. 28:41 Speaker 1 She's in here, I believe. 28:42 Speaker 1 Happy birthday to you. 28:44 Speaker 1 Thank you very much. 28:44 Speaker 1 Awesome. 28:45 Speaker 1 And if anybody's single, Vanessa's daughter's looking still, 28:48 Speaker 1 I think. 28:49 Speaker 1 It's been a few years. 28:51 Speaker 1 We're still trying to get Vanessa's daughter hooked up. 28:53 Speaker 1 So if anybody's in between the age of 22 and 40, 28:56 Speaker 1 and you're not a psychopath, just let Vanessa know, 28:59 Speaker 1 you'll find her on our Facebook page. 29:01 Speaker 1 But anyway, yeah. 29:03 Speaker 1 So I took Sydney. 29:05 Speaker 1 Her team had a game tonight. 29:07 Speaker 1 So Carter was like, he got screwed, dude. 29:08 Speaker 1 I mean, it's such when you got sisters, 29:11 Speaker 1 you got Carter Place baseball and all that. 29:13 Speaker 1 And he's just got so much stuff going on. 29:14 Speaker 1 So we're trying to make it work. 29:16 Speaker 1 And so Brandon and I were supposed to record today 29:18 Speaker 1 at like seven o'clock, 730, whatever, 29:21 Speaker 1 after Sidney's, or after Sidney's softball game. 29:25 Speaker 1 And Megan, of course, when I get home goes, 29:26 Speaker 1 hey, just so you know, 29:28 Speaker 1 we're taking Carter and his girlfriend out for dinner, 29:31 Speaker 1 you know, after the game. 29:33 Speaker 1 And I go, what? 29:34 Speaker 1 So when this happened, she goes, 29:35 Speaker 1 I already told Brandon, you know, that I'm take work. 29:38 Speaker 1 We're doing this and you're going. 29:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 29:40 Speaker 1 She also done me. 29:41 Speaker 1 We'll be back at 8 30. 29:42 Speaker 1 Okay. 29:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 29:44 Speaker 1 That's good. 29:45 Speaker 1 I understand. 29:46 Speaker 1 I'm very well. 29:47 Speaker 1 She she doesn't even care. 29:48 Speaker 1 You know, so it's funny because she's like, so you guys are doing the ads now. 29:51 Speaker 1 It's Spotify. 29:52 Speaker 1 How much you guys getting off every episode? 29:53 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't know. 29:54 Speaker 1 Like Brandon won't tell me. 29:55 Speaker 1 I think that he's embezzling, you know, he won't tell me anything. 29:58 Speaker 1 And she goes, so are you getting paid yet? 30:01 Speaker 1 And I and I can't even say yes, because I haven't gotten paid yet. 30:04 Speaker 1 And then she goes, and then she goes, well, what's more important than this or just on 30:09 Speaker 1 the birthday? 30:10 Speaker 1 Oh my God, I don't have a leg to stand on, bro. 30:11 Speaker 1 I don't. 30:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, like I said, the first ads were on Monday and Spotify is four days behind on 30:16 Speaker 1 their analytics for money. 30:19 Speaker 1 So they can verify the listens and see how much they're actually supposed to give us and what 30:23 Speaker 1 ads were played on there. 30:24 Speaker 1 So hopefully we know in about two weeks we'll have a good understanding of how much the weekly 30:28 Speaker 1 income is, but continue. 30:29 Speaker 1 Well, until then, I have no leg to stand on. 30:32 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I go out, Sydney's team loses, I don't know, 150 to one. 30:38 Speaker 1 It was the worst game I've ever seen in my life. 30:41 Speaker 1 So I'm already pissed off. 30:42 Speaker 1 I'm out there and it's like this sucks, dude. 30:45 Speaker 1 And so then at the end, all their coaches are looking at me like, hey, you got to give 30:47 Speaker 1 the end of game speech. 30:49 Speaker 1 I'm like, do what? 30:50 Speaker 1 There's nothing good about giving a game in a game speech when you lost 14 to 2. 30:54 Speaker 1 I mean, what are you going to say? 30:56 Speaker 1 Like you guys did terrible, right? 30:58 Speaker 1 So I did that. 30:59 Speaker 1 And then afterwards we had to go, we went out to dinner and we took Carter and his girlfriend. 31:04 Speaker 1 And where'd y'all go? 31:05 Speaker 1 Johnny's, Johnny's pizza. 31:07 Speaker 1 I never had the house. 31:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's right next to the house. 31:09 Speaker 1 We went there and then she gave Carter the gifts from her, which I thought she did a 31:14 Speaker 1 really good job. 31:15 Speaker 1 I mean, for being 12, it was a very nice gift giving. 31:21 Speaker 1 She gave him a Ronald Acuna hoodie, Braves hoodie, which can't be cheap, right? 31:27 Speaker 1 I mean, it was nice. 31:28 Speaker 1 And then she gave him a squishy. 31:30 Speaker 1 It's an inside joke because I guess he was over there one time 31:33 Speaker 1 and she threw a mead-o and hit him in the nuts 31:35 Speaker 1 and he thought he was gonna die. 31:37 Speaker 1 And I'm hanging out on the floor six inches. 31:39 Speaker 1 I'm 11 and they fell out. 31:42 Speaker 1 And then she gave him a Snoopy doll. 31:46 Speaker 1 Because I guess my son has Snoopy pajama pants 31:50 Speaker 1 and he was face timing her one night 31:52 Speaker 1 and she saw his Snoopy pajama pants. 31:54 Speaker 1 So she got him a Snoopy doll 31:55 Speaker 1 and it's like an inside joke and all this stuff. 31:57 Speaker 1 And so anyway, so at the end, I said, 31:59 Speaker 1 I said, well, Carter, give her a hug, dude. 32:01 Speaker 1 We'd tell her, thank you. 32:03 Speaker 1 It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. 32:05 Speaker 1 And I'm sitting here, I'm like, I'm feeling as a dad. 32:08 Speaker 1 When my kid has his girlfriend there, she's 11, he's 12. 32:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, give her a hug. 32:14 Speaker 1 And he walks over and he does one of those like. 32:15 Speaker 1 Just like, look away, you little side hug thing. 32:17 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, one arm. 32:18 Speaker 1 And he's like, he pulls her in. 32:20 Speaker 1 So I walked over to her mom, right? 32:24 Speaker 1 And I said to her mom, I said, you know what's weird is, 32:27 Speaker 1 I feel like the way they just hugged 32:30 Speaker 1 is the way you and I would hug, right? 32:32 Speaker 1 So I put my arm around her and I go, look away. 32:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, look away, barely make any contact. 32:36 Speaker 1 I said, isn't that right? 32:37 Speaker 1 And she goes, yes, she was, that's right. 32:39 Speaker 1 She's like, so she tells her daughter, she's like, hey, 32:41 Speaker 1 like hug him. 32:42 Speaker 1 And so they, she looked at each other, dude. 32:45 Speaker 1 And I, for a split second, 32:48 Speaker 1 thought they were gonna have their first kiss, right? 32:50 Speaker 1 It was weird, like they locked guys. 32:53 Speaker 1 And it was one of those like, you know, as an adult now, 32:55 Speaker 1 you look back on it. 32:56 Speaker 1 Cause you remember that moment in your life. 32:58 Speaker 1 When you were 12, 13 and you looked at a girl 33:00 Speaker 1 for the first time and you're like, 33:02 Speaker 1 oh dang, I kind of want to kiss you, right? 33:05 Speaker 1 They did it right in front of us for the first time. 33:07 Speaker 1 And it was awkward. 33:08 Speaker 1 It was something about a movie. 33:09 Speaker 1 I was wearing my ghostwriter costume 33:10 Speaker 1 with a leather jacket and a chain wrapped around me 33:12 Speaker 1 and I had a D-Rag on. 33:13 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh yeah. 33:15 Speaker 1 It was Halloween. 33:16 Speaker 1 The Halloween party, I was dressed up as ghostwriter. 33:18 Speaker 1 It was Halloween. 33:19 Speaker 1 Well, this is legitimately how you first got a like you kissed a girl. 33:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it was what was it? 33:28 Speaker 1 God, it was sometime in elementary school. 33:29 Speaker 1 I can't remember if it was fourth or fifth, but yeah, I remember that. 33:32 Speaker 1 I went over to her party and everything and we were playing Simpson's hit and run in her 33:37 Speaker 1 brother's room and I go to leave. 33:40 Speaker 1 And then I just like gave her a hug and then I gave her a little peck and then we got out 33:43 Speaker 1 of there and I was dressed as ghost writer. 33:44 Speaker 1 Pretty fun. 33:45 Speaker 1 Good time. 33:46 Speaker 1 Did you kiss her on the mouth though? 33:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, like a little peck. 33:48 Speaker 1 Oh, not like a tongue like I know of course not your first ones never gonna be like that 33:55 Speaker 1 But yeah, so so we did that and then obviously you know while I was at dinner 33:59 Speaker 1 I had a couple of brews and a couple Jameson's and I came home and I got some red wine and we're fine 34:02 Speaker 1 But I'm about to say I can imagine all the all the strong guys at the bar and Johnny's just like oh 34:09 Speaker 1 Everybody everybody I was like hey come on you guys need to get closer give each other hug and like everybody's watching 34:14 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is so awesome. 34:16 Speaker 1 I mean, come on, this is the first, you know, young love, dude. 34:19 Speaker 1 It's something to be celebrated. 34:20 Speaker 1 But before we get any further, 34:23 Speaker 1 I got to let you know what happened today. 34:24 Speaker 1 Because I remember I told you 34:26 Speaker 1 I was substitute teaching fifth grade. 34:28 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 34:29 Speaker 1 So somehow I got everything crossed up on my schedule, 34:33 Speaker 1 meaning Megan messed up on my calendar. 34:36 Speaker 1 And so I show up thinking I'm teaching fifth grade. 34:39 Speaker 1 And they said, no, you're teaching this gift, 34:42 Speaker 1 like this gifted class, right? 34:45 Speaker 1 And. 34:45 Speaker 1 Oh wait, gifted, gifted, all right. 34:47 Speaker 1 That's all our gifted. 34:48 Speaker 1 No gifted. 34:49 Speaker 1 Okay, you're good, yeah, yeah. 34:50 Speaker 1 Gifted, right? 34:51 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, how does that work? 34:53 Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, they're gonna, 34:54 Speaker 1 you know, you got gifted reading, you got gifted math. 34:57 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, that should be easy, right? 35:00 Speaker 1 So dude, I'm reading the plans. 35:03 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't even know what half this crap is. 35:07 Speaker 1 Friggin' noobatry, shit, right? 35:09 Speaker 1 No, fuck! 35:09 Speaker 1 Dude, dude, you have no idea. 35:12 Speaker 1 I had to read four pages of this Rainforest book for these kids, and I'm reading it, and 35:23 Speaker 1 it's like, I can't even say it. 35:26 Speaker 1 Paragrams, and they were explaining a rope bridge in paragraphs, slats, rope, and something 35:36 Speaker 1 else. 35:36 Speaker 1 And I'm struggling through this thing, right? 35:40 Speaker 1 And finally, I just look at a kid. 35:41 Speaker 1 I'm like, yo dude, I'm like, uh, you want to read out loud? 35:44 Speaker 1 He's like, popcorn ready. 35:45 Speaker 1 Let's get it going. 35:48 Speaker 1 He's like, yes, sir. 35:49 Speaker 1 So he gets up there. 35:49 Speaker 1 He does it. 35:50 Speaker 1 So my day is going good. 35:51 Speaker 1 Cause at this point I've realized like if I ever teach a gifted class, I pretty 35:55 Speaker 1 much just have to let one of the kids teach it for me, right? 35:58 Speaker 1 Like I'm just supervising. 35:59 Speaker 1 I'm just supervising like you're in charge. 36:01 Speaker 1 You read it, right? 36:03 Speaker 1 So my days, my days won't great. 36:04 Speaker 1 Cause at this point I've realized I can't do it. 36:06 Speaker 1 There's no way I can teach a gift. 36:07 Speaker 1 I should never be allowed to be in there. 36:09 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 36:09 Speaker 1 It's like I shouldn't even be allowed to take these children. 36:12 Speaker 1 So I'm now on lunch duty. 36:14 Speaker 1 So I gotta tell you the joke of the day. 36:16 Speaker 1 This is my favorite thing that's happened to me in a long time. 36:19 Speaker 1 So I'm in lunch duty and I get lunch duty for kindergarten. 36:22 Speaker 1 Oh my God, this sucks, dude. 36:24 Speaker 1 Because when you're at lunch duty for kindergarten, 36:25 Speaker 1 what happens is every kid in the cafeteria, 36:28 Speaker 1 they raise their hand. 36:29 Speaker 1 And if they raise their hand, you have to go over 36:31 Speaker 1 and they want one of three things. 36:33 Speaker 1 One, catch up. 36:34 Speaker 1 Two utensils. 36:36 Speaker 1 Three, open something out of their lunch 36:38 Speaker 1 that they brought from home. 36:39 Speaker 1 That's it. 36:40 Speaker 1 So the whole time, dude, I look out and I'm the only one there. 36:43 Speaker 1 And there's five kindergarten classes. 36:45 Speaker 1 And I just look and it's just a wave of hands. 36:47 Speaker 1 And I'm like, ah, I'm blue this. 36:50 Speaker 1 So I'm walking up and down every aisle and I'm open, 36:52 Speaker 1 I'm popping them, dropping them, 36:53 Speaker 1 doing all this stuff and working hard. 36:55 Speaker 1 So for 20 minutes in, I'm finally done. 36:57 Speaker 1 I get everything, all these kids are eating their juic, 37:00 Speaker 1 or eating their yogurts, 37:01 Speaker 1 they're drinking their chocolate milk, 37:02 Speaker 1 like they're rocking and rolling. 37:04 Speaker 1 And this little girl, and she's right in the front 37:07 Speaker 1 She goes she raised her hand and I walk over I'm like yeah and she goes you want to hear the joke of the day and 37:14 Speaker 1 I said yeah, and she goes why the chicken crossed the road 37:19 Speaker 1 And I was like to get to the other side and she goes no 37:23 Speaker 1 To poop on people 37:26 Speaker 1 I said oh, that's funny and she goes it's you 37:30 Speaker 1 You're the people 37:32 Speaker 1 And dude, she loses it. 37:37 Speaker 1 She starts laughing so hard. 37:39 Speaker 1 And I was like, did you just tell me 37:41 Speaker 1 that chickens crossed the road to poop on me? 37:44 Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah. 37:46 Speaker 1 And she's like laughing so hard. 37:48 Speaker 1 And she's in kindergarten, right? 37:49 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, like whatever, it's funny. 37:51 Speaker 1 So at the end of the cafeteria, 37:53 Speaker 1 at the end of the lunch period, 37:55 Speaker 1 she's like five minutes left and Megan walks in. 37:57 Speaker 1 And she's teaching special education. 38:00 Speaker 1 So Megan walks in, 38:01 Speaker 1 because she's on her lunch break and she walks up to me. 38:03 Speaker 1 I'm talking to her for like, you know, two or three minutes. 38:05 Speaker 1 Like we're just like talking and whatever. 38:07 Speaker 1 And the little girl calls me over again and she goes, 38:10 Speaker 1 are you trying to be cool and talk to Miss L? 38:14 Speaker 1 And I looked at her and I got real close 38:18 Speaker 1 and I was like, that's my wife. 38:19 Speaker 1 Right? And she goes, are you serious? 38:22 Speaker 1 Like, did you have no idea? 38:24 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God, dude, 38:26 Speaker 1 I've never laughed so hard in my life as kids, 38:28 Speaker 1 but it was a good day, man. 38:30 Speaker 1 Gifted is way different. 38:31 Speaker 1 Like when you teach gifted kids, 38:33 Speaker 1 it's totally different than the, uh, the other ones, you know, I'm saying the normal. 38:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, they, oh yeah, they get fucking and they don't give a fuck. 38:38 Speaker 1 They get, get, get the kids are kind of like, uh, you know, I was, I was the, um, 38:41 Speaker 1 I was always in gift classes in advance, but I was more of the cut up in there, 38:44 Speaker 1 but I liked it because I was the only cut up in there, right? 38:47 Speaker 1 I was, uh, maybe I had a couple buddies in there and the one time in, uh, 38:50 Speaker 1 high school, they put me in the dumb class with all the, like the kids that were 38:54 Speaker 1 about to get pregnant as soon as they got out of high school with the, 38:56 Speaker 1 and be a single mom and all these other guys. Uh, I was like, I can't, 38:59 Speaker 1 I can't do this. Like all these other people, like they're just, 39:02 Speaker 1 They just don't care even more than I do. 39:03 Speaker 1 Like I'm like, I don't want to fail this class, 39:05 Speaker 1 but I'll be a cut up in this motherfuckers. 39:07 Speaker 1 I had to get out there instantly and go to a gifted class 39:10 Speaker 1 or advanced or anything like that. 39:11 Speaker 1 But yeah, it's definitely a different crowd for sure. 39:15 Speaker 1 I'm guessing you wear long-sleeved shirts every time 39:17 Speaker 1 we go to school or do they not care about tattoos 39:18 Speaker 1 anymore in school. 39:19 Speaker 1 Oh no, I don't ever wear long-sleeved shirts. 39:21 Speaker 1 So the kids think, you know, they always walk up 39:23 Speaker 1 and they're like, what's that tattoo? 39:25 Speaker 1 What's this tattoo? 39:26 Speaker 1 And I think the worst one is when, you know, 39:28 Speaker 1 you have little kids, like, I don't know, first, second grade, and I'll be 39:34 Speaker 1 teaching them. And you can tell, like, you know, they're just like staring at 39:37 Speaker 1 your my arms and stuff. And then shortly throughout the day, they'll go, I can't 39:42 Speaker 1 wait to lumbel enough to get tattoos. And I'm like, Oh, that's terrible. 39:47 Speaker 1 Like, no, you don't want tattoos. Like, don't ever get tattoos. I can't wait to 39:51 Speaker 1 get tattoos. You know, kids will sit there and they'll draw on themselves. 39:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I said we're gonna be getting prison tats in high school, you know, the ink pen and just someone bringing class and everything 40:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, but yeah, so like I said my day today. I I got up. I what I do I went to 40:08 Speaker 1 Best Buy I was looking for a hard drive because we are out of storage on my 40:13 Speaker 1 Google Drive and they want 50 bucks a month now, so I was like fucking I'm just gonna buy a hard drive 40:17 Speaker 1 Best Buy didn't have shit 40:18 Speaker 1 So I just got some wipes and then I had to go over to 40:21 Speaker 1 Target across street to get some PB and J shit 40:23 Speaker 1 and I decided, you know, I was parking the back of the parking lot. 40:27 Speaker 1 Just so I'm parked away from children and women. 40:29 Speaker 1 So they don't hit my truck or vehicle. 40:31 Speaker 1 I've always done that. 40:32 Speaker 1 I think my dad ingrained that into me. 40:33 Speaker 1 And it's not bad to get a few more extra steps in just to walk a little further, 40:36 Speaker 1 a little breathing room. 40:37 Speaker 1 But I always, if it's possible, I always like the park in front of a Tesla. 40:40 Speaker 1 And there's like a row of chargers there. 40:43 Speaker 1 Because it's like your own personal little security camera. 40:45 Speaker 1 You know, if anything's happened to your vehicle, 40:46 Speaker 1 Tesla's always recording. 40:47 Speaker 1 So you're just gonna buy that person and just go, 40:49 Speaker 1 Hey, can I get your recording and everything? 40:50 Speaker 1 Because it's something happened to my truck. 40:51 Speaker 1 Anyway, I came home. I'm starting to do this hopefully Friday. I'm gonna start doing a lot more live streaming 40:58 Speaker 1 Hopefully about four to six hours a day and then do this with you 41:01 Speaker 1 But I got my new camera. I got my new scarlet and everything in a fucking course on this day 41:06 Speaker 1 It just never never fails the entire focus right 41:12 Speaker 1 Program was shut down. It's ran over there in British and then I started looking into it and apparently 41:15 Speaker 1 AI discovered a flaw in the PHP coding that apparently all of your fucking users the US put out like a national advisory saying, hey, if you run this code, you know, take your websites offline right now or you're vulnerable to hackers. 41:28 Speaker 1 And the entire Finnish government was shut down today. I'm like, Jesus Christ, what do you people do him. 41:33 Speaker 1 So I thought that was kind of cool when I first read it, AI. 41:37 Speaker 1 I thought AI caused the problem, but it turns out AI solved the problem, which is good and 41:42 Speaker 1 also kind of scary at the same time that AI was able to find a problem that no one else 41:45 Speaker 1 was able to, which means they could probably find a lot more and they're not tell us about 41:49 Speaker 1 it. 41:50 Speaker 1 But anyway, it took them about eight hours for them to get that back online. 41:53 Speaker 1 So I got my scarlet set up and everything, the streaming set up is good to go. 41:57 Speaker 1 And then I just kind of came out here and waited for you. 41:59 Speaker 1 And then I was scrolling on Instagram and do you ever, maybe not you as much, maybe it's 42:03 Speaker 1 more Facebook for you, but do you ever see someone on Facebook and you're like, who is 42:05 Speaker 1 this person? 42:06 Speaker 1 and you're like, I remember who you are. 42:08 Speaker 1 And you just un-adim or you just unfriend them. 42:10 Speaker 1 Do you do that often? 42:11 Speaker 1 Is this for real? 42:12 Speaker 1 Like, are we talking about this right now? 42:14 Speaker 1 Because I can tell you what happened to me today 42:15 Speaker 1 if you want to really get into this. 42:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, because the way I do it is I'll be like 42:19 Speaker 1 going through the stories on Instagram 42:20 Speaker 1 and I'll be like, who are these chicks? 42:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't hardly remember them. 42:23 Speaker 1 Like, even if they got married or something 42:24 Speaker 1 or they were in school at one time 42:25 Speaker 1 or I followed them at some point. 42:26 Speaker 1 But really, the quickest way for me to unfollow a chick 42:28 Speaker 1 is as soon as she posts, she's like, 42:30 Speaker 1 I'm out of here. 42:31 Speaker 1 You know, how's that gonna help me? 42:32 Speaker 1 Just unless I really know you're I'm like close to you 42:35 Speaker 1 If I just happen to know you're like back in the day in high school or middle school and I followed you since then you're pregnant 42:40 Speaker 1 I'm like it's time to let that one go and I just just get on out. Why are you? 42:43 Speaker 1 I mean dude, you're at the age now like you're not I mean 42:46 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to and I'm not trying to be mean 42:48 Speaker 1 I mean I get it being like you're 27 or you're 27 right you haven't turned 28 yet. Yeah, I'm 27 42:55 Speaker 1 your pool of 42:57 Speaker 1 Options is 42:59 Speaker 1 is drying up and you have to understand that. 43:01 Speaker 1 No, I'm serious dude. 43:03 Speaker 1 Like at 28, if a chick doesn't have a baby right now, 43:07 Speaker 1 not that big of a deal. 43:08 Speaker 1 At 32, it's a red flag. 43:11 Speaker 1 At 36, it's a huge red flag. 43:14 Speaker 1 At 40, she's undatable. 43:16 Speaker 1 So my thing is with these girls like, 43:21 Speaker 1 for all you know, man, your soulmate went out. 43:23 Speaker 1 She had a crazy night. 43:25 Speaker 1 She got blackout drunk. 43:26 Speaker 1 Maybe she got roofied, you know? 43:28 Speaker 1 and she had a baby. 43:29 Speaker 1 It doesn't mean that she's not something you can be with. 43:32 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, it does. 43:33 Speaker 1 I'm not going to be with a single mother 43:34 Speaker 1 or anyone that had kids. 43:35 Speaker 1 But you know what was I talking about? 43:36 Speaker 1 You know what if she didn't even know, 43:37 Speaker 1 what if she got roofy? 43:38 Speaker 1 She had nothing to do with that. 43:40 Speaker 1 All right, well, I don't have to do anything with it either. 43:42 Speaker 1 And I'm going to fuck you. 43:43 Speaker 1 I'm not taking a single mother. 43:45 Speaker 1 First off, even if she got roofy. 43:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, because she probably should have gotten abortion. 43:49 Speaker 1 Like why are you going to keep a kid if you got. 43:50 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 43:52 Speaker 1 You should be allowed to read the Bible. 43:54 Speaker 1 Why would you keep a rape kid? 43:55 Speaker 1 How would you keep a rape kid? 43:56 Speaker 1 Oh God, I'm sorry Spotify. 43:59 Speaker 1 I want to apologize in advance. 44:00 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 44:01 Speaker 1 Don't break attention to it. 44:02 Speaker 1 Okay, sorry, I'm gonna stop talking. 44:04 Speaker 1 All right. 44:05 Speaker 1 I don't understand. 44:06 Speaker 1 Well, I would get right to get it. 44:08 Speaker 1 I don't understand why you would get right to get the kid. 44:11 Speaker 1 That'll make you sick. 44:12 Speaker 1 But anyway, I'm not running out of options. 44:16 Speaker 1 You know, the older I get, the more, you know, 44:18 Speaker 1 more I can accumulate and the more I can focus on my career. 44:21 Speaker 1 And then you just date back down. 44:22 Speaker 1 You know, you just go back to a 25 year old, 24 year old one 44:24 Speaker 1 that's like, I want a man that's got everything. 44:26 Speaker 1 All right, come on, baby, let's get it. 44:27 Speaker 1 Now get your pregnant and then just stay at home, be a stay at home white. 44:30 Speaker 1 So that's going to be the plan. 44:31 Speaker 1 And it works out very well for a lot of people. 44:33 Speaker 1 Have you ever heard your sperm tested? 44:36 Speaker 1 Um, no, why do I need to do that? 44:39 Speaker 1 A lot of guys have problems with that. 44:40 Speaker 1 What would you do if you, I don't say you met some 24 year old smoke show, right? 44:47 Speaker 1 Let's say it's probably two, three years from now. 44:49 Speaker 1 So you're making millions of dollars and you meet some 22, 23 year old smoke show. 44:53 Speaker 1 And this is by that is brought to you. 44:56 Speaker 1 I play a beat. 44:57 Speaker 1 All right. 44:58 Speaker 1 Anyway, and and and then you you're trying to get her pregnant. 45:03 Speaker 1 It's not working. 45:05 Speaker 1 And then you go in and they're like, you don't have any swimmers, right? 45:10 Speaker 1 Would you let would you still marry her and have her artificially inseminated with like 45:15 Speaker 1 I don't know my sperm or something? 45:17 Speaker 1 Probably not. 45:18 Speaker 1 I probably just like filler up that night, like 10 times just have her lay on the back 45:21 Speaker 1 I can just like fill her up like a horse trough, you know, like, I just say right now. 45:24 Speaker 1 It works. 45:25 Speaker 1 It's just overflow out of there. 45:27 Speaker 1 If they told you you could not have kids, would you get a donor? 45:32 Speaker 1 Uh, no, I would just, you know, I'd probably just not get married. 45:35 Speaker 1 I'm just like banging a bunch of strange all the time or just, you know, bounce around. 45:38 Speaker 1 Just kind of do like the Leonardo DiCaprio. 45:40 Speaker 1 As soon as they age past 27, break up with them, find another, you know, 22 year old native 45:43 Speaker 1 for five years. 45:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:45 Speaker 1 Just do that. 45:46 Speaker 1 That'll work. 45:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 45:48 Speaker 1 All right. 45:49 Speaker 1 Are we still on the Facebook thing? 45:50 Speaker 1 So I could say what happened. 45:51 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, but I say, yeah, I had to get rid of a few people today. 45:54 Speaker 1 And yeah, that's about it. 45:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:56 Speaker 1 What do you mean? 45:56 Speaker 1 So that's why you got rid of them. 45:57 Speaker 1 You actually cut these girls loose because they got pregnant. 46:00 Speaker 1 Well, one of them I saw it was her in a picture. 46:03 Speaker 1 It was just her like doing these maternity photos. 46:05 Speaker 1 And it was her with the little like the thing that had, 46:08 Speaker 1 what do we call it, the baby print out pictures. 46:11 Speaker 1 And I'm like scrolling through there. 46:12 Speaker 1 Ultra some. 46:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 46:14 Speaker 1 I'm like scrolling through her Instagram. 46:15 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't even remember this chicken. 46:17 Speaker 1 I'm like, and I don't even see a dude in here. 46:18 Speaker 1 So she just got banged by a guy and she's going to be a single mom. 46:21 Speaker 1 Like clearly there's something wrong with her. 46:22 Speaker 1 I'm not dealing with that. 46:23 Speaker 1 Uh, so I was like, I just, I don't need to see it anymore anyways. 46:25 Speaker 1 I'm just like remove, you know, I'm following you. 46:28 Speaker 1 So you actually go through like, if you're on social media, you'll go through a 46:32 Speaker 1 attractive females social media account. 46:36 Speaker 1 And if they're pregnant or they have a kid, you'll go through all of their old 46:41 Speaker 1 photos to try to find a guy to see if they're just like knocked up and alone. 46:45 Speaker 1 No, no, I mean, it's just like within the first six, 46:48 Speaker 1 If there's not a dude in the first six, 46:49 Speaker 1 clearly your single mom and either had a one night stand 46:51 Speaker 1 and got, you know, the dad's not gonna be around, 46:53 Speaker 1 baby daddy's not gonna be there, 46:55 Speaker 1 or something happening. 46:56 Speaker 1 That's not something I need to be involved with. 46:58 Speaker 1 Cause clearly something happened there 47:00 Speaker 1 that your single mom for a reason, but yeah. 47:04 Speaker 1 That's wild. 47:05 Speaker 1 I know, right? 47:06 Speaker 1 I think you have a sickness, man. 47:07 Speaker 1 What? 47:08 Speaker 1 So you're saying if, you know, you go on your fourth wife 47:10 Speaker 1 if she had, well, I guess at this age, 47:12 Speaker 1 you know, you already have kids and everything, 47:13 Speaker 1 but you're saying like, maybe your second, 47:15 Speaker 1 you would have married your second wife 47:16 Speaker 1 She had a, she was a single mom, like a random, 47:18 Speaker 1 some other random stranger. 47:19 Speaker 1 Oh, absolutely not. 47:20 Speaker 1 Exactly. Yeah. 47:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:22 Speaker 1 I was, I was, I was okay. 47:26 Speaker 1 So I was, I mean, at that time I was 22. 47:30 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 47:31 Speaker 1 I mean, at 22, there was no way that's gonna happen. 47:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:34 Speaker 1 But do what I got with. 47:36 Speaker 1 Ask me that question at 26. 47:37 Speaker 1 Ask me that question at 27. 47:39 Speaker 1 I think my life changes a little bit. 47:40 Speaker 1 Like I was 30 when I met Megan. 47:43 Speaker 1 If she had a kid, maybe, 47:46 Speaker 1 maybe maybe dude I mean I'm serious I I don't know I mean I was really I knew 47:51 Speaker 1 pretty early after meeting Megan that she was the one so I think I would have 47:55 Speaker 1 I really did and I don't know why you're giving me so much shit like you said you 47:59 Speaker 1 were 30 and she was like what 19 when you met her something like that she just 48:03 Speaker 1 she just graduated eighth grade no she was uh no dude she was 21 okay see 48:08 Speaker 1 nine years like in your your full my ass up where like you're on an odd 48:11 Speaker 1 option and you're asked at the same thing when he told third I mean obviously 48:14 Speaker 1 had two wives before that and you learned a lesson, but you went it's all pretty. I think 48:17 Speaker 1 you just want me to get a wife now so I can get divorced twice. Awesome. We have something 48:20 Speaker 1 else to talk about. I wish you would do it. Like if anything, I just wish you would marry 48:24 Speaker 1 us. You need at least one divorce under your belt before you turn 30 and you meet the one. 48:28 Speaker 1 You know, someone else that used to say that also. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah. But 48:32 Speaker 1 I think I think that's the one divorce isn't bad. I just I think I'm serious. I think I 48:38 Speaker 1 think one divorce is good for everybody. I think everybody should do it. The realistic 48:42 Speaker 1 Like if you want to be realistic and you want to sit here and be like, oh, I'm, you know, I've never been married. 48:47 Speaker 1 I'm going to meet the woman of my dreams and I'm going to live forever. 48:50 Speaker 1 It's not realistic anymore. 48:52 Speaker 1 It's not. 48:53 Speaker 1 You need to get that out of the way and you learn so much. 48:57 Speaker 1 You learned that divorce sucks. 48:58 Speaker 1 You learn that you got to be more. 49:01 Speaker 1 I hold them to a higher standard the second time, you know, I know, I know, I know fucking 49:06 Speaker 1 heroin sucks too, but I didn't take me one time to do it to realize that. 49:09 Speaker 1 I know it's bad. 49:10 Speaker 1 All right. 49:10 Speaker 1 Well, I'm just saying learn from my mistakes. 49:12 Speaker 1 I am. I am. That's why I'm not getting Mary till 30 Facebook Facebook Facebook. So dude, 49:18 Speaker 1 you're not going to believe this and I didn't want to get into this right now, but go ahead 49:23 Speaker 1 and do the read. So when you say Chuck, do you have anything? I can bring this up. Go. 49:27 Speaker 1 Okay. All right. If you listen to Sean, I heard radio podcast, first of all, be sure 49:30 Speaker 1 to lose the five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. It really doesn't we 49:32 Speaker 1 see all doing it all the time. Even more so now that we are giving away the PlayStation 49:36 Speaker 1 five this Sunday show starts at nine thirty. All right. A hundred percent Chuck confirmed 49:42 Speaker 1 he will be here. No time changes. No nothing. Start show starts at nine thirty. We'll do 49:47 Speaker 1 it sometime during the show. Like I said, I'm at the list and we're just kind of kind 49:50 Speaker 1 of roll through it. That way it gives us time to push it out on social media and everything 49:53 Speaker 1 and a top of Chuck to make sure he's not going to change time and he said he's not so everything 49:56 Speaker 1 should be okay. Everything should be good. Everyone will be home and we can get this 50:00 Speaker 1 PS five given away. Don't forget we got the Patreon down below. We got to use that paid 50:04 Speaker 1 advertising for the show. For damn. Let's go. Hookers here with Frosty. 50:06 Speaker 1 to steroid fries. Anything we need to get the show off the ground is working very well. 50:09 Speaker 1 Remember if you don't want to listen to the ads, subscribe on Spotify, that'll help us 50:13 Speaker 1 out as well. We appreciate it. If you're a premium subscriber to Spotify itself, that'll 50:18 Speaker 1 help us out also if you listen to the show. You don't even have to do anything. If you 50:20 Speaker 1 just have Spotify premium, you listen to the show, we get a cut of that. So we appreciate 50:24 Speaker 1 it. Don't forget we got dailydojo.com. Go over there. Check it out. Get all the information 50:28 Speaker 1 on the show as well as the merch store that Michael Germany runs for us and all the proceeds. 50:31 Speaker 1 Go to him for everything he does for us behind the scenes clips and everything and he's 50:35 Speaker 1 coming a master of AI. So we appreciate it. And we're also doing these live stream rumble 50:40 Speaker 1 and YouTube for the most part come join us the day before if you want to or if not, maybe 50:45 Speaker 1 you just like listening in your car on the way in the morning so you have entertainment 50:48 Speaker 1 on the way to work in the way home. But anyway, Chuck, you got anything? 50:52 Speaker 1 I do. I do. So dude, so I was on Facebook the other day. I was probably three days ago. And 50:57 Speaker 1 you know, it says like people you may know, right? You get that a lot. So me and Megan, 51:03 Speaker 1 God was probably three months ago or four months ago. I had to be somewhere in the summer time 51:08 Speaker 1 We went and saw Hardy. Do you remember when I told you we went saw Hardy down in Lakewood? 51:12 Speaker 1 Amphitheater in Atlanta and and we went and saw him and it was it was 51:17 Speaker 1 See him and Stephen Wilson, Jr. It was a great show and one of the best shows I've ever been to I think Hardy was really really good 51:23 Speaker 1 Well as we're in the audience, there's a guy 51:26 Speaker 1 sitting 51:27 Speaker 1 Three seats down from me and he looks like a rock star, right? 51:31 Speaker 1 I want to spit out my V-Lo. 51:34 Speaker 1 Oh God, I choked on it. 51:37 Speaker 1 So anyway, he looks like a rock star and I'm looking at him. 51:40 Speaker 1 I'm going, God, he looks like the lead singer of Death Leopard. 51:45 Speaker 1 He just, everything, long white hair or blonde hair, all tattered up, the way he was dressed 51:51 Speaker 1 everything. 51:52 Speaker 1 So me and Meghan are sitting there and I'm googling, I'm googling, I'm googling. 51:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't find this guy dude, it's crazy. 51:58 Speaker 1 So anyway, we leave. 52:00 Speaker 1 That was the end of it. 52:01 Speaker 1 So yesterday, it had to be yesterday the day before yesterday. 52:04 Speaker 1 I get on Facebook and it says, people you may know. 52:07 Speaker 1 And this dude pops up and I go, holy crap dude, that's the guy. 52:14 Speaker 1 So I click on it and I immediately send a friend request because I see, because dude, 52:19 Speaker 1 I see in his photos, he's with, who's the new lead singer of Journey? 52:24 Speaker 1 It's like some Filipino kid, right? 52:26 Speaker 1 Have you ever walked? 52:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 52:28 Speaker 1 Well, Journey, you know, what's his name? 52:30 Speaker 1 Doesn't tour at the band anymore. 52:31 Speaker 1 There's a Filipino kid that tours with him. 52:33 Speaker 1 You don't know about this? 52:34 Speaker 1 It wasn't Steve. 52:35 Speaker 1 What was the original guy's name? 52:36 Speaker 1 Steve Perry? 52:37 Speaker 1 Steve Perry. 52:38 Speaker 1 And now it's some Filipino kid. 52:40 Speaker 1 So he's with this Filipino kid. 52:41 Speaker 1 And I'm going, what the heck, dude? 52:43 Speaker 1 And then there's a picture of him in Great White, a picture of him and Hardy, a picture 52:47 Speaker 1 of him and all these freaking artists. 52:49 Speaker 1 I'm going, dude, I know this guy was somebody, but who is he? 52:53 Speaker 1 So anyway, I start going down this thing and I'm like, I'm sending my friend request. 52:57 Speaker 1 I send him a friend request. 52:58 Speaker 1 He accepts it. 53:00 Speaker 1 And so I start looking into this guy and I go, holy crap, dude, he's on all these shows, 53:05 Speaker 1 he's doing all his stuff. 53:06 Speaker 1 So I start talking to him. 53:08 Speaker 1 So you ask if I got anything else. 53:10 Speaker 1 I got something else. 53:11 Speaker 1 This is the best thing in the world. 53:13 Speaker 1 So we have been talking about the event that we're going to be doing in December. 53:16 Speaker 1 All I can tell you guys right now because I have a conference call tomorrow, well, today 53:21 Speaker 1 as you guys are listening to this, is the event will be Sunday, December 20th. 53:26 Speaker 1 Brandon just confirmed that that's a Sunday, December 20th. 53:30 Speaker 1 So I don't get blown up on it because I know how you guys are. 53:33 Speaker 1 I'm almost 99% positive. 53:35 Speaker 1 It's it's a Sunday, December 20th. 53:39 Speaker 1 Got it. 53:39 Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. 53:40 Speaker 1 I got distracted. 53:40 Speaker 1 Uh, October, November, December. 53:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, that is Sunday. 53:43 Speaker 1 It's the third Sunday. 53:44 Speaker 1 It's the week of, uh, yeah, week of Christmas. 53:47 Speaker 1 Everyone's either going to be in town or out of town of families. 53:49 Speaker 1 One of the. 53:49 Speaker 1 That's fine. 53:50 Speaker 1 Well, that's the best we can do. 53:51 Speaker 1 We're, we're, we're having a conference tomorrow about it, but that's the date that 53:54 Speaker 1 we have right now, tentatively that this is going to be going on. 53:57 Speaker 1 And so I talked to this guy and I said, dude, I want to 54:00 Speaker 1 have you on the show, right? And I kind of explained to him what the show is and all this stuff. And he's agreed to come on. 54:05 Speaker 1 But is that not fate? Like, can you can you tell because when I have this guy on, you're going to be like, holy crap, you're going to be blown away at who this guy is. But it's all because Facebook said, this is somebody you may know. Isn't that crazy? Like, I just 54:19 Speaker 1 know, like, I never would have found this guy. If Facebook and how did Facebook even know is because they were next to each other during the show? 54:25 Speaker 1 like one. Yeah, they use they lose location access and they use Bluetooth and everything 54:29 Speaker 1 and they see like interest and whatnot. They probably see that you do music and he does music 54:33 Speaker 1 and everything. But you're not going to tell us who it is. I can't tell you until he agrees 54:37 Speaker 1 to come on because here's what I'm trying to do because you know, I can tell you guys because 54:42 Speaker 1 I feel like even if it doesn't pan out to whatever the way they want to do it this time with this 54:46 Speaker 1 venue, the way they want to do it is they essentially want to pitch the idea to me and brand it and 54:54 Speaker 1 and they want to say, hey, look, this is what we want the event to be. 54:58 Speaker 1 This is how we want to do it. 55:00 Speaker 1 Can you and Brandon just come and record the show and take part in our idea? 55:04 Speaker 1 And I kind of like their idea. 55:07 Speaker 1 And I said, you know, honestly, the way we're doing this, 55:11 Speaker 1 we're kind of button it up against my Christmas party at my house. 55:13 Speaker 1 So we're doing it because Brandon's going to be in town. 55:16 Speaker 1 And I think it would just work out, but it's more of like a paid appearance 55:20 Speaker 1 that we can really just hang out with everybody and enjoy it. 55:24 Speaker 1 and we don't have to have the stress. 55:26 Speaker 1 Cause every time me and Brandon do an event, 55:27 Speaker 1 there's so much stress on us. 55:29 Speaker 1 Like we have to do everything. 55:31 Speaker 1 We have to find the goat. 55:32 Speaker 1 We have to cancel the midgets. 55:34 Speaker 1 Like we have to do all this stuff. 55:35 Speaker 1 And I'm not even kidding, 55:37 Speaker 1 which is really sad that I actually had to say that out loud. 55:40 Speaker 1 But it's hard, it's a lot. 55:41 Speaker 1 So when you have a venue that's openly seeking you out 55:45 Speaker 1 going, hey, we love the show, 55:47 Speaker 1 we love what you guys are doing. 55:49 Speaker 1 This is what we wanna do. 55:50 Speaker 1 And this is the legwork we're gonna do 55:52 Speaker 1 to make sure that it's perfect. 55:54 Speaker 1 Oh and by the way, it's a free event. 55:56 Speaker 1 Dude, it's a no brainer, but that's where this guy comes into play because I think he 56:01 Speaker 1 would be, you know, for lack of better terminology, let's say you needed some celebrities there, 56:08 Speaker 1 he would be one of them that has agreed that he would participate to be with us and the 56:13 Speaker 1 show. 56:14 Speaker 1 So I just think it's exciting. 56:15 Speaker 1 It's a good thing. 56:16 Speaker 1 And I was very happy about it. 56:18 Speaker 1 So when you talk about Facebook and all that, that's why I was like, this is crazy. 56:21 Speaker 1 So I'm having that meeting tomorrow. 56:22 Speaker 1 We'll have some more information for you on Friday's episode because I should be able to lock it all down tomorrow 56:26 Speaker 1 Brandon's good with whatever I do because yeah, whatever do what you want probably there care 56:31 Speaker 1 Is it at the clear Mount lounge? Yeah, that was uh, have you ever been to clear Mount lounge Brandon? Oh? 56:37 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure that's the one oh wait wait wait. Um, is that the strip club? 56:41 Speaker 1 It's the it's the strip club down in Atlanta 56:44 Speaker 1 Is that they have pregnant women and like I had the lady that danced when we were there was an amputee? 56:50 Speaker 1 I am one leg. What's the one that's like the old 80 style bar and they film a bunch of movies in there? 56:56 Speaker 1 What's that one called? 56:59 Speaker 1 It's like a big club in there. They only serve like three things. They serve past blue ribbon, wine. Oh, 57:05 Speaker 1 that's it's it's bad, dude. It's bad. That's the place that I went with a buddy after a big day. The 57:10 Speaker 1 peace tree city in a road in the back of his Camaro all the way up there like two in the morning on a 57:14 Speaker 1 Friday on a Thursday and we were sitting there. He gave me a bunch of ones to throw and there was 57:19 Speaker 1 nobody on stage. I decided I'd go up on stage and dance and then we got kicked out. 57:22 Speaker 1 That clear mount? Yes. The same one I'm thinking of. Yes. Yeah. Cause there's no 57:26 Speaker 1 security there. Oh, they don't give a fuck. They did once I got on stage. I mean, 57:29 Speaker 1 they love me dance for a solid minute for they realize I want a stripper. And they're 57:31 Speaker 1 like, Oh, what the fuck is that? Yeah. All right. Get them off. And then we had to 57:34 Speaker 1 go off. You didn't take your clothes off? No. No. 57:38 Speaker 1 Have you ever stripped? No, what? Why would I be a stripper? No, not like that. 57:43 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm ever stripped of like a bachelor at party or anything. Oh, why would I 57:46 Speaker 1 be a bachelor rep party. I'm not gay. What? What? Why would I be a bachelor 57:52 Speaker 1 rep party? I'm not a bachelor ret. No, I'm saying, have you ever stripped for a 57:56 Speaker 1 bachelor party that doesn't make you gay? That's all women that you're stripping 57:59 Speaker 1 for. Yeah, but why would I be invited to a bachelor rep party? Hey, guys, get 58:03 Speaker 1 invited to a bachelor rep party. When you talk not strippers. No, what's 58:09 Speaker 1 called me? Are you stripper? No, I'm not. You've never been asked to strip 58:13 Speaker 1 before. No, why would why would I be a stripper? That makes no sense. I've been 58:17 Speaker 1 a master strip plenty of times. 58:19 Speaker 1 All right, well, maybe they thought you were gay, I don't know. 58:21 Speaker 1 No, that, what do you talk, why do you keep saying a stripper's gay? 58:24 Speaker 1 Gay strippers that, 58:25 Speaker 1 usually, 58:26 Speaker 1 that's why parties aren't gay. 58:27 Speaker 1 Usually male strippers are gay. 58:29 Speaker 1 What? 58:30 Speaker 1 Yes. Who told you that? 58:31 Speaker 1 This is what they do. 58:32 Speaker 1 They like fucking, they just be gay and I'll be a stripper. 58:35 Speaker 1 That's not even remotely true. 58:38 Speaker 1 There's no way the majority of male strippers are gay. 58:41 Speaker 1 If anything, maybe what, 1%, 58:45 Speaker 1 why would you be a male stripper and be gay? 58:47 Speaker 1 Does this make me sense? 58:48 Speaker 1 Male stripper. 58:49 Speaker 1 There's no way you win this one. 58:51 Speaker 1 There's no way. 58:52 Speaker 1 There's no way. 58:53 Speaker 1 Uh, let's see here. 58:55 Speaker 1 Uh, while the arts community features a higher proportion of LGBTQ individuals in the general 58:59 Speaker 1 public studies estimate, uh, the ratio of gay male dancers roughly spread often sitting 59:04 Speaker 1 around 40 to 60% straight. 59:06 Speaker 1 So it's right down the middle. 59:07 Speaker 1 So you got a 50, 50 shot of them being gay or not, which is crazy. 59:09 Speaker 1 I thought it'd be a little higher. 59:11 Speaker 1 No, cause that's if, okay. 59:12 Speaker 1 Now exclude the gay clubs. 59:14 Speaker 1 I mean, you're, you're putting. 59:15 Speaker 1 Okay, how many, this is how you check it. 59:18 Speaker 1 What's the famous male strip reviews? 59:22 Speaker 1 Is that Chippendales? 59:23 Speaker 1 It's Chippendales, right? 59:25 Speaker 1 Oh, is that the one with that weird foreign guy 59:28 Speaker 1 that got in trouble and everything? 59:30 Speaker 1 No idea what that means. 59:31 Speaker 1 But let's say, I think it's Chippend. 59:33 Speaker 1 Google, how many Chippendales dancers are gay? 59:36 Speaker 1 I guarantee you it's a low number. 59:38 Speaker 1 Guarantee you, it's like approximately 10%. 59:42 Speaker 1 Maybe. 59:43 Speaker 1 Yay. 59:45 Speaker 1 Um, it says most chiminilled as your heterosexual the opening closet of gay performers have worked with the troop 59:52 Speaker 1 Trooping whatever the fuck it is. It's a it's a group. It's a club. It's a gang 59:56 Speaker 1 gay club. Okay, all right. You just said gay. I 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Didn't say get what are you talking about? I said just said I didn't say gay. I said it's a gang. Oh gang 1:00:06 Speaker 1 I thought you said in gay. Oh 1:00:09 Speaker 1 Alright, well, we're gonna go ahead and get on out here is another late recording one time this week 1:00:13 Speaker 1 maybe we'll record during the daytime, but we'll see what happens. We appreciate everybody 1:00:17 Speaker 1 coming. And like I said, mark your calendars for this Sunday at 9 30, either be on the rum 1:00:22 Speaker 1 below the YouTube and make sure you've sent me that screenshot of the five star review 1:00:28 Speaker 1 that you did for us. We appreciate it. Yeah, I think we get on a deal. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. Did you know that a male horse, male sea horses are the only males in the world 1:00:38 Speaker 1 that carry and give birth to their young? Yeah, you ever seen them pumping them out? 1:00:42 Speaker 1 It's pretty crazy. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 It's like their ejaculations are just babies. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 They really are. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 No, they really are. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 I was in a bar, but.