Relive The First Time You Saw Boobs EP-416 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-21
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:02 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a black hole son. 0:14 Speaker 1 I would have been in another day in our lives. 0:16 Speaker 1 And on this day back in 1879, Thomas Edison perfected 0:21 Speaker 1 the light bulb back in New Jersey. 0:23 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. 0:24 Speaker 1 It's the day that those shows were going to pause 0:26 Speaker 1 from message advised by our attorneys. 0:28 Speaker 1 Morning. 0:29 Speaker 1 When you're about to hear the funny shit in your life, 0:30 Speaker 1 with that being said, the comments made by Brandon 0:31 Speaker 1 and Chuck do not reflect their views. 0:32 Speaker 1 Everything said in the show is protected under parody law 0:34 Speaker 1 in no way shape or form is anything said or done on the show 0:36 Speaker 1 is real. 0:36 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 0:37 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 0:38 Speaker 1 All right, we appreciate it. 0:39 Speaker 1 over there's Chuck Charles, Iron Fist, how you doing? 0:41 Speaker 1 But good man, I mean, you know, I'm back in the swing of things. 0:44 Speaker 1 I'm back home. I'm working every day. 0:46 Speaker 1 I got to teach tomorrow today as you guys are listening to this. 0:49 Speaker 1 So, uh, yeah, I pretty much want to go upstairs and punch myself in the face. 0:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, me and Jordan are talking about that earlier because I told them I was like, 0:55 Speaker 1 we were talking and I was like, yeah, we're recording at two 30 days. 0:57 Speaker 1 Gonna be an early one. 0:58 Speaker 1 We're going to get it out of the way. It'll be done. 0:59 Speaker 1 And then Chuck said it's an absolute nightmare with the job situation. 1:02 Speaker 1 We'll get here in a little bit. 1:03 Speaker 1 But then we also brought up like, why, why you substitute teaching still? 1:06 Speaker 1 Like your kids aren't even going to that school anymore. 1:08 Speaker 1 You don't even substitute your your kids. You just you just want to go hang out there and just as if your day's not already busy 1:13 Speaker 1 Enough and you got enough shit going like let me go just make $2 today and go substitute teach 1:18 Speaker 1 Okay, Sydney still goes to that school and I am subbing for her class tomorrow. So first time 1:24 Speaker 1 I like to be you know 1:26 Speaker 1 I like to be around the kids especially in elementary because you know you do you get you get to know so much about what's going on 1:31 Speaker 1 I mean you they all tell you things 1:33 Speaker 1 You know they're always like filling you in on all the gossip and especially about your kid 1:37 Speaker 1 You know, they'll be like, hey, did Sydney tell you who she has a crush on? 1:41 Speaker 1 And I'm like, no, you know, and then they'll tell me. 1:43 Speaker 1 I'm like, like, even tonight, like I was, you know, I was hanging out with the boys 1:46 Speaker 1 where coach and we're playing baseball and one of the boys walked out to me at her 1:49 Speaker 1 practice and he's like giggling, right? 1:51 Speaker 1 And I go, what's up? 1:51 Speaker 1 And he goes, I don't know if I should tell you this. 1:54 Speaker 1 And I said, just, just tell me. 1:56 Speaker 1 And he said, uh, Savannah has been texting, you know, this other little boy on the team. 2:00 Speaker 1 And I go, really? 2:01 Speaker 1 And what do they say? 2:02 Speaker 1 He goes, it's in a group chat. 2:03 Speaker 1 You want to read it? 2:04 Speaker 1 I was able to read it and dude Savannah said she missed him 2:10 Speaker 1 I'm like what and not for nothing. I mean, I'm not trying to throw anybody out of the bus 2:13 Speaker 1 But it's the kid that almost got arrested. It's the one that was actually kicking the doors. Oh, yeah, a couple makers 2:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, they bad boys. They like the bad boys 2:20 Speaker 1 I hate that and I and you know, there's this nice little Christian boy on our you know that hangs out 2:24 Speaker 1 He's on the team and I'm like dude. Why can't you like him? 2:26 Speaker 1 You know, like I wanted to go with the little the little good kid, you know, but he's got it like bad boys 2:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's got a that kids got to learn up on the Bible and start telling telling her about how the you know 2:37 Speaker 1 He's he's got to go kill and crush all the Muslims for you know like they did back in the Bible back in the day 2:41 Speaker 1 Oh god, you've been reading the Bible too much. Yeah 2:44 Speaker 1 The weirdest references but no it was it was a rough day today 2:49 Speaker 1 And I knew I had to cook I knew I had to teach today or well 2:52 Speaker 1 Yeah today and I'm just like dude this sucks man 2:55 Speaker 1 And so I want, I've never almost watched somebody die on a job site. 3:00 Speaker 1 Like I've never even seen that happen. 3:03 Speaker 1 I saw it had twice today. 3:05 Speaker 1 Sorry. 3:05 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 3:05 Speaker 1 Thomas Edison, let's get into him. 3:07 Speaker 1 Before we get into that about to say, I mean, if you look around us, we got 3:09 Speaker 1 all these lights and everything and it's just kind of like awesome, you know, it's 3:12 Speaker 1 kind of, it's nice that we're not sitting in the dark all the time and we just 3:16 Speaker 1 got to be appreciative for like, we got the signs back there. 3:18 Speaker 1 We got them up here. 3:19 Speaker 1 We just flip the light switch on them or good to go. 3:20 Speaker 1 But what I always wondered is, Oh, you're doing a Thomas Edison. 3:25 Speaker 1 and reference. Dude, I'm sitting here like, where's he going with this? And then I realized 3:30 Speaker 1 that you're talking about lights. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. Yeah. But I just always thought 3:35 Speaker 1 also, you know, yesterday we were talking about TJ Thomas Jefferson. Now we're on T.E. Thomas 3:39 Speaker 1 Edison. You think he originally shared electricity with everybody or is he just like the only 3:45 Speaker 1 house on the block that was lit up and it was like, fuck you, man, what the hell? I think, 3:50 Speaker 1 You know, I mean, don't usually when somebody invents something, they don't really share it, you know, but that's also something I don't think you could hide. 3:58 Speaker 1 Because I mean, my God, your house is lit up. What are you going to do? You know, people are like, how's this house on fire? You know, like every day the fire department showed up at his house at like seven or eight o'clock at night. And he's like, no, it's cool. It's just light, you know. 4:10 Speaker 1 So I don't know. I think I think he probably shared it when he had to, which didn't take long. 4:15 Speaker 1 I bet you got all the got all the coal miners that this boss comes up. Be like, I we got a double time today 4:20 Speaker 1 well, why but Edison's got 15 light bulbs burning over there. We need more electricity for a damn house 4:24 Speaker 1 gonna shut down the whole fucking grid. So we gotta keep his power going but and ironically enough, uh, 4:30 Speaker 1 you know, what was it almost 20 years later 1892 kids started reciting the pledge of allegiance. 4:36 Speaker 1 So I guess they couldn't do that without any delights, but they weren't going to school at dark time. 4:40 Speaker 1 Anyway, were they what are you talking about? 4:42 Speaker 1 Back in 1892 on this day, they started reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools, but I guess they needed light bulbs first 4:48 Speaker 1 So they could be able to like see the flag or read the board. When did Thomas Edison invent the light bulb? 4:53 Speaker 1 1879 4:55 Speaker 1 That's a weird coincidence, right? Three years apart. Oh 4:58 Speaker 1 No, no, no 1892s when the kids started reciting. Oh never mind not that weird of a coincidence 5:04 Speaker 1 We're 13 years apart. I don't I don't know. I mean I'll be honest because you know every day even now 5:10 Speaker 1 kids recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. 5:14 Speaker 1 And I really hate to say this, 5:16 Speaker 1 because it sounds terrible, 5:17 Speaker 1 but when they recite it, it's cringe worthy. 5:20 Speaker 1 Like when I was a kid, we were so on point. 5:23 Speaker 1 Like we'd stand up, put our hand over our heart. 5:25 Speaker 1 We're like, I pledge allegiance to the flag. 5:27 Speaker 1 Like we were all together. 5:29 Speaker 1 When I substitute teach, 5:30 Speaker 1 I just sit there and look at the kids. 5:31 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what are you doing? 5:32 Speaker 1 I mean, they're just like standing there, 5:34 Speaker 1 looking up at the sky. 5:36 Speaker 1 None of them are touching their hearts. 5:37 Speaker 1 and they're just like, I plug and leave it. 5:40 Speaker 1 Like nobody really cares anymore. 5:42 Speaker 1 It's cause I don't know. 5:43 Speaker 1 I feel awkward even doing it. 5:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's also because, you know, 5:46 Speaker 1 they just got pitch ass parents for the most part. 5:48 Speaker 1 They just don't discipline their kids. 5:50 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's because they're scared. 5:51 Speaker 1 They're gonna beat them and their kids gonna come to school 5:52 Speaker 1 and they're gonna like tell a teacher 5:53 Speaker 1 and the teacher's gonna like call CPS 5:55 Speaker 1 because back in the day they'd be like, 5:56 Speaker 1 well, what'd you do? 5:57 Speaker 1 You probably deserved it. 5:58 Speaker 1 Why'd you get beat? 5:59 Speaker 1 Most of the time you deserved it. 6:00 Speaker 1 You know, sometimes the kid got beat on a little too much 6:02 Speaker 1 because of his drunk dad, 6:02 Speaker 1 but teachers weren't getting in the middle of that. 6:04 Speaker 1 You know, the mom's like, I'm not dealing with that. 6:06 Speaker 1 He's gonna come in here and beat my ass too. 6:08 Speaker 1 So they just, you know, 6:09 Speaker 1 they just kind of let it roll on for the most part. 6:11 Speaker 1 Did you ever threaten to call CPS when you were a kid? 6:14 Speaker 1 No, I remember and I would do something in Walmart 6:17 Speaker 1 or something. 6:17 Speaker 1 I would like run away from my parents, 6:19 Speaker 1 maybe not run away, 6:19 Speaker 1 but I would say something to my dad's like, 6:21 Speaker 1 they're gonna take me to jail and you're never gonna see me 6:23 Speaker 1 again. 6:24 Speaker 1 And he's like, and I'm the only one with a job 6:25 Speaker 1 that can afford the house. 6:26 Speaker 1 So you're gonna lose the house too. 6:27 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 6:28 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, I'll be good. 6:29 Speaker 1 I'll be good. 6:30 Speaker 1 I don't know if, I don't know if my dad really had the number 6:33 Speaker 1 to CPS, but every time I would threaten him, he would dial it and somebody would answer 6:39 Speaker 1 and maybe like Child Protective Services. 6:40 Speaker 1 And he'd look at me and I'd be like, oh, I need to hang up. 6:43 Speaker 1 So they don't trace numbers if that's really what the number that he's calling. 6:46 Speaker 1 I don't know if he just had like a buddy's wife answer, you know, but I think back then 6:51 Speaker 1 they used to scare me because I used to threaten my dad all the time. 6:53 Speaker 1 Like I'm going to call chopper because he whipped me. 6:56 Speaker 1 Like my dad was a big whipper. 6:57 Speaker 1 He'd pull off his belt and he'd do the slap and he'd slap it. 7:00 Speaker 1 He'd slap with the belt, you know, where he'd slap. 7:03 Speaker 1 And then he'd hit and dude, sometimes that buckle would get a hold of you. 7:06 Speaker 1 But I didn't get, I didn't go with a lot. 7:08 Speaker 1 My sister got it more than I did. 7:09 Speaker 1 But every time I would, I would threaten, you know, I'd be like, I'm calling child productive 7:13 Speaker 1 services. 7:14 Speaker 1 And he's like, let me dial the number for you. 7:15 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, what? 7:16 Speaker 1 And then you don't tell you they're going to come get you and you're going to go live 7:19 Speaker 1 in a foster home with some drunk dude. 7:21 Speaker 1 He's going to beat you. 7:22 Speaker 1 And it scared me half to death. 7:23 Speaker 1 So I need to start pulling out of my kids. 7:25 Speaker 1 I never, I never knew about CPS. 7:28 Speaker 1 I don't even know. 7:29 Speaker 1 I don't even know if we'll had it down here. 7:30 Speaker 1 I guess we did. 7:31 Speaker 1 I might have been called something else. 7:32 Speaker 1 I my threat was always my dad was gonna call Santa Claus 7:40 Speaker 1 That's a bit like to be like fucking April and I'm like no no no please no 7:44 Speaker 1 He's gonna remember all the way to December. It's sad that kids now like Carter's Carter birthday is today 7:49 Speaker 1 So today's Carter's birthday. I'll be birthday to my son. They didn't even tell me I was gonna give him a gift 7:53 Speaker 1 I guess I get order it now. Yep October 21st. He's a October baby 7:57 Speaker 1 But but I was talking to him today 7:59 Speaker 1 yesterday and we're on our way to the ballpark and I said, you know, dude, I was just gonna 8:04 Speaker 1 pick you because we got him a couple gifts, you know, like we got him a new ring case 8:07 Speaker 1 for his rings for baseball and we got him some hay dudes. But anyway, Megan got a bunch of 8:13 Speaker 1 stuff of Amazon, just little stuff, you know. And I said, dude, I think you're ready for 8:18 Speaker 1 a phone, you know, because his sister got one when she was 12, but Carter loses everything. 8:23 Speaker 1 He's just a breaker and a loser, you know, he just started everything. 8:26 Speaker 1 You're starting with like a flip phone, just something you call and like see it, you know, 8:29 Speaker 1 back in the day how it was because I know some people that are going back to flip phones 8:32 Speaker 1 just for like their daily phones or they're like, they're not distracted by like social 8:35 Speaker 1 media and everything. 8:36 Speaker 1 And I thought about that too, just having a flip phone just for calls and everything is 8:39 Speaker 1 like, yo, what up? 8:40 Speaker 1 And it kind of looks cool, you know, you get to flip it open and you get the action of 8:42 Speaker 1 closing it on somebody who pissed off. 8:44 Speaker 1 You look at that down. 8:45 Speaker 1 Get him a cricket. 8:46 Speaker 1 One of those like, they have like three numbers on it, like cops, mom and dad hospital. 8:51 Speaker 1 That's it. 8:52 Speaker 1 But I asked him if he wanted a phone and I mean, you know what he said to me? 8:55 Speaker 1 He goes, you know, I mean, if you want to get me a phone, you can, but I'd really like an e-bike. 9:00 Speaker 1 Oh, he stuck on that e-bike, man. He really just wants to go right around. 9:03 Speaker 1 Look, why do you want an e-bike? He's like, my buddies have them, and they started, they created a trail around the pool clubhouse. 9:11 Speaker 1 What? That sounds like you're getting arrested again. Like, what are we doing over here? You know? 9:16 Speaker 1 He's like, I'm taking it off-road, man. It's an e-bike, dude. Okay? You can't take an e-bike off-road. It's not, it's stupid. 9:22 Speaker 1 It's stupid, but that's what he wants. So I told him I said look your grandparents are gonna give you a few hundred dollars 9:28 Speaker 1 You're probably gonna get some money at your birthday party if you get half the money raised 9:33 Speaker 1 I'll kick in the other half. So I think he's gonna get knee bike instead of a phone 9:36 Speaker 1 Which is crazy to me that a 12 year old doesn't want a phone, but I guess he just doesn't have anybody to call 9:43 Speaker 1 I don't know it's weird. Yeah, she's all I guess he just sees all his friends at school in baseball 9:47 Speaker 1 And he's just like I see him all the time anyway, what do I need a phone for? 9:49 Speaker 1 And he's got his Xbox and he's got his toddlers play station, whatever he's gotten. 9:52 Speaker 1 He's got his tablet and everything to some. 9:53 Speaker 1 And I guess he still got the internet and he still messaged people on the tablet. 9:57 Speaker 1 So guess it's not really up on his list of things to have. 9:59 Speaker 1 But considering it's your son birthday, did you, there's a lot of famous birthdays that 10:03 Speaker 1 are controversial and big. 10:04 Speaker 1 Did you look those up today? 10:05 Speaker 1 I did. 10:06 Speaker 1 Are you ready? 10:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:07 Speaker 1 I hope you get one because you said controversial and big. 10:10 Speaker 1 You know who I'm two of them. 10:11 Speaker 1 There's two of them. 10:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:13 Speaker 1 Uh, Kim Kardashian. 10:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's one of them. 10:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:16 Speaker 1 controversial and big. 10:18 Speaker 1 It's just a lot. 10:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, so Kim Kardashian's birthday and she is. 10:22 Speaker 1 Why doesn't tell me her age? 10:23 Speaker 1 Do you know her age? 10:24 Speaker 1 She's 46. 10:26 Speaker 1 46. 10:26 Speaker 1 And then the other one that's controversial. 10:29 Speaker 1 I'm trying to read your mind here. 10:31 Speaker 1 I'm going to say you're thinking of Amber Rose. 10:35 Speaker 1 No, that's not even on my list. 10:36 Speaker 1 Mine is born in 1949, Benjamin Netanyahu. 10:41 Speaker 1 OK, he's not really, I guess he's one of the most controversial 10:45 Speaker 1 people on the on the earth right now. 10:46 Speaker 1 Okay. What about what about Doja Cat? 10:48 Speaker 1 That's all that. 10:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:50 Speaker 1 She's not controversial. What's the fuck? 10:51 Speaker 1 She just sings about shit and she just like she's a little demonic and everything. 10:54 Speaker 1 I don't know. 10:56 Speaker 1 Um, what about a Glen Powell? 10:59 Speaker 1 Did you get Glen Powell? 11:01 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I didn't have Glen Powell in mind. 11:02 Speaker 1 I have Carrie Fisher born in 1956. 11:05 Speaker 1 She's the one that Star Wars, right? 11:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:08 Speaker 1 Princess Leia, the hot chicken that she died. 11:10 Speaker 1 She's still alive. 11:11 Speaker 1 No, she died. 11:12 Speaker 1 Well, then why would you have her on your list? 11:14 Speaker 1 was born today, but then she died. 11:16 Speaker 1 I don't think we should put dead people on here. 11:18 Speaker 1 It's depressing. 11:20 Speaker 1 All right, well, who else you got on that list 11:22 Speaker 1 before we move on? 11:23 Speaker 1 I think she's still alive. 11:25 Speaker 1 Judge Judy. 11:27 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, Judge Judy's alive. 11:28 Speaker 1 I didn't have that on my list, 11:29 Speaker 1 but yeah, she's a popular judge too. 11:31 Speaker 1 I remember watching that growing up. 11:32 Speaker 1 My dad loved, I mean, my grandpa loved to watch 11:34 Speaker 1 NASCAR, Judge Judy, and Judge Joe Brown. 11:36 Speaker 1 That was like the only thing that was on the TV 11:37 Speaker 1 when I went over there. 11:38 Speaker 1 For what NASCAR, what car's going around in a circle four hours? 11:41 Speaker 1 It was Judge Judy bitching to somebody. 11:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't ever wanna go to jail. 11:44 Speaker 1 I gotta see judge duty. I would be good. My grandpa only watched fishing shows and frickin springer, dude 11:51 Speaker 1 He loved Jerry Springer and he he was in fact he'd watch all of it 11:56 Speaker 1 He'd watch the night one, you know 11:57 Speaker 1 He'd just keep it on all day and he loved Jerry Springer and fishing shows which is weird cuz fishing shows suck 12:02 Speaker 1 Have you ever watched a fishing show? Oh, yeah, they're they're kind of calming 12:06 Speaker 1 Are you talking about like how they like you know what people go out on a lake and the light? 12:08 Speaker 1 This is a good spot over here. I got this rig right here. I'm out a little bit over here 12:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, and they pull in a bass and it's like the same bass every time like I've done changes 12:18 Speaker 1 It's just a large mouth bass and they pull it in and they're like hold up to good 12:21 Speaker 1 And not very no no they put it back in the water and they splash it around and it swims away 12:25 Speaker 1 And I'm just like what are we doing? 12:27 Speaker 1 It's like something you expect to be on like a clubhouse with a golf course that has like nine holes 12:31 Speaker 1 But really it's seven because like two of the greens are destroyed and it's a shitty golf course 12:35 Speaker 1 And you just got a bunch of old guys in there that never golf and they just watch it on the TV and talk shit all day 12:39 Speaker 1 That's where I imagine that would be played most of the time 12:41 Speaker 1 It's just it's like it's them. It's like today how kids watch other kids play video games 12:46 Speaker 1 That's that's what I compare it to if you're an old man and you watch other old men fishing like fishing shows 12:52 Speaker 1 It's the same thing like why are you just not fishing like my grandpa was retired? 12:56 Speaker 1 Like why is he just not and he had a boat? 12:58 Speaker 1 I don't like what are you doing dude? He just sit there all day like oh look at that one, you know 13:03 Speaker 1 And you couldn't pause it back then so he'd be screaming 13:05 Speaker 1 I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Like what? 13:08 Speaker 1 Hold on. They're going to show a replay. I'm pretty sure. 13:11 Speaker 1 I'm just instant replay. So I'm just brought this in 10 years ago. 13:14 Speaker 1 Instant replay. So no, yeah, that's it. I can't remember anything else. 13:18 Speaker 1 My grandpa watched. But yeah, fishing shows. 13:20 Speaker 1 Still people, a lot of watch them today. 13:22 Speaker 1 Now they do exactly what we were talking about. 13:24 Speaker 1 They livestream people fishing out there like IRL streams. 13:26 Speaker 1 People just out there on the boat fishing. 13:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, and a lot of them are the kayakers, 13:30 Speaker 1 which I just I've never understood. 13:32 Speaker 1 Like they'll have these guys live streaming on a kayak, 13:36 Speaker 1 which what appears to be in middle of the ocean. 13:38 Speaker 1 And I'm sorry, I have a hard time leaving the intercoastal 13:45 Speaker 1 on any boat under 30 feet. 13:47 Speaker 1 I just, I don't know why 30 feet's my cutoff, 13:49 Speaker 1 where I'm like, eh, I don't think I wanna go out 13:52 Speaker 1 in the great big bad ocean, anything under 30 feet. 13:55 Speaker 1 These dudes are out there in a kayak, live streaming, 13:58 Speaker 1 catching sharks, and then a whale comes up. 14:00 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what are you doing? 14:01 Speaker 1 Like it's like the easy and this one guy was even out there. 14:04 Speaker 1 I want, I don't know why I watch this. 14:05 Speaker 1 It's just embarrassing that I'm even admitting it. 14:08 Speaker 1 But this guy's in there and he's like, oh, we took half a drama mean today. 14:11 Speaker 1 Probably should have took a full one. 14:12 Speaker 1 It's pretty rough. 14:13 Speaker 1 And there's just like these huge waves like whoa. 14:16 Speaker 1 And he's on the kayak and he's like, yeah, so if you catch one of these fish, 14:20 Speaker 1 and I can't remember what it was, he's like, you know, typically you want to bleed it out. 14:24 Speaker 1 Right? 14:25 Speaker 1 Cause you got to get the blood out of it. 14:27 Speaker 1 But if I do that, I'm going to track seals. 14:30 Speaker 1 And what seals do are flip you over. 14:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 14:34 Speaker 1 Like, when, when does that become part of the program? 14:37 Speaker 1 Like you're sitting in a kayak and all of a sudden a seal just jumps up on it. 14:41 Speaker 1 And then you're in the water. 14:42 Speaker 1 So yeah, there's. 14:43 Speaker 1 I'd never do that. 14:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, seals are aggressive, man. 14:46 Speaker 1 That's why. 14:47 Speaker 1 And then after the seals come and the sharks come and then you just pray to God 14:50 Speaker 1 that a pot of killer whales or a pot of dolphins come and save your ass. 14:54 Speaker 1 Because they will. 14:55 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. I think that's an old wives tale. No, they do the dolphins 14:59 Speaker 1 are killer whales are the same. They're in the family of dolphins, but they like the smartest 15:04 Speaker 1 creatures in the water for sure and they'll they'll come they'll circle you in they'll 15:07 Speaker 1 save you because there's that one that had sex with that that one chick at SeaWorld back 15:13 Speaker 1 in the day and then he died from sadness because they took her out of there and I think 15:16 Speaker 1 she got arrested or fired from SeaWorld or whatnot. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. A whale hooked 15:20 Speaker 1 up with a trainer? Dolphin did. Yeah. Yeah. That's not true. Yeah. Yeah. Let me look 15:25 Speaker 1 it up. It's not even possible for a human female to make love to a dolphin. Sea world. 15:32 Speaker 1 Dolphin love with trainer. We talked about that dolphin masturbate. 15:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. The club is often confused with the 1960s NASA fun experiment involving researcher Margaret 15:47 Speaker 1 Hal LeVot and the dolphin named Peter. Yeah, he was like, he gave him a human name. He was like 15:53 Speaker 1 Robin is it's a dolphin dick on her leg and then busted or something but he fell in love with her 15:57 Speaker 1 They don't have like that. They don't have weiners. Yeah, they do dolphin dicks. Yeah, we don't do 16:02 Speaker 1 If they got like eighties like fit like cats dolphin wiener 16:07 Speaker 1 No one's ever seen one. Oh dude. It is fucking my own suit. Let me show you a 16:12 Speaker 1 Wiener. Yeah, let me show you right here. Uh, hopefully we might get in trouble for this 16:16 Speaker 1 This is next you're gonna tell me cats have wiener's 16:18 Speaker 1 of course this is it right here. Look at that thing. Well, if I got a hammer on him. 16:25 Speaker 1 That's crazy. Real dude. That is not real. Pull up images. I want to see more than just 16:31 Speaker 1 one. I don't want to, but I just don't believe we got one coming out that way. It's flop 16:35 Speaker 1 backwards. Is that one in a jar? Yeah, it looks like it. Yeah. It's a freaking 16:39 Speaker 1 eel. Yeah. I mean, that was that guy doing. How'd you think they made it? And I mean, 16:44 Speaker 1 I'm telling you like how to cats do it. 16:47 Speaker 1 They got penises. 16:48 Speaker 1 They come out. 16:49 Speaker 1 They're the kind of like dogs. 16:50 Speaker 1 I can't even tell what a cat is. 16:52 Speaker 1 I've tried. 16:53 Speaker 1 What did you tell what a cat is? 16:55 Speaker 1 You can't you can't see it sex. 16:57 Speaker 1 You flip it over. 16:58 Speaker 1 If it's got two holes on the back, it's a female. 17:00 Speaker 1 If it's got one, it's a male. 17:01 Speaker 1 I've never seen a cat. 17:03 Speaker 1 We we've ever run. 17:04 Speaker 1 I had a while. 17:05 Speaker 1 We're cats a female. 17:06 Speaker 1 I would bring her down here right now and show her the sure two holes. 17:09 Speaker 1 But I can't do that. 17:10 Speaker 1 I don't want to see the. 17:11 Speaker 1 Don't go over here. 17:12 Speaker 1 over here for you. Hold on. Isn't a cat the one you can't there's an animal that you can't tell what it is. So what is that? 17:18 Speaker 1 I thought it was a cat. No, you can definitely tell what a cat is and we had a boy cat and he fills two little balls in there. 17:24 Speaker 1 You did that. You're so gross, dude. You did it. Yeah, yeah, of course. You got to figure out what the sex of the cat is. 17:30 Speaker 1 I just don't get paid for it like a bet does. All right. So we got over here in the chat. We got a Trish. We got Iron Fist did. 17:37 Speaker 1 we got Trish again on a different platform. We got Germany. Let's see what we got over here. 17:43 Speaker 1 Jose. We got a new guy down here gaming with K and H. What's going on guys? 17:48 Speaker 1 How's everyone enjoying the night? We appreciate it. Peter was rubbing his Peter. Yeah, he was 17:53 Speaker 1 probably why the man ain't of that because he was whacking off all the time. But anyway, 17:56 Speaker 1 back to people dying today with you. Have that go. Oh yeah, man. So you forgot for an iron 18:03 Speaker 1 Unfisted the shows the snoozer tonight very boring. I'm out of here. Dude. You're here for six seconds. Okay, shut up 18:10 Speaker 1 Anyway, no, so I went I had a job today and the guys were taking on a pine tree and they were trying to rope it to another tree 18:18 Speaker 1 Well, I told the climber I said, you know 18:22 Speaker 1 I don't know how to say small and I think it's a jikita or something like that jikito 18:26 Speaker 1 Oh, not tikito tikito the little fucking rolled up 18:28 Speaker 1 I just say, I just say not Grande. 18:32 Speaker 1 So anyway, this dude cuts a log 10 feet long and lets it go. 18:39 Speaker 1 And the rope that was slowly lowering it snapped. 18:43 Speaker 1 All right, it just snapped. 18:45 Speaker 1 That was around the tree. 18:46 Speaker 1 Well, there were four guys on the ground. 18:49 Speaker 1 Thank you, Jesus. 18:51 Speaker 1 This log came down straight like God himself was like, I'm going to drop it like this. 18:57 Speaker 1 landed right in between all four amigos and it stood there. They all ran and it fell over. 19:06 Speaker 1 And I just sat there and I watched it and I go, I don't know if there's even like any 19:12 Speaker 1 body parts left if that log lands on you that way. 19:16 Speaker 1 But I hate you. 19:17 Speaker 1 You're flattened and you're exploding. 19:20 Speaker 1 Two questions. 19:21 Speaker 1 Do you take life insurance policies out on these guys? Because you'd probably probably 19:24 Speaker 1 be a good idea. 19:25 Speaker 1 No, but we have workers comp. 19:27 Speaker 1 I just don't know what happens if they're picking you up in pieces. 19:29 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 19:30 Speaker 1 Like if you get chipped, like, like what do we do with you? 19:32 Speaker 1 If you get chipped, I mean, there's no life insurance, but we're 19:35 Speaker 1 supposed to give you workers comp. 19:37 Speaker 1 But if you're chipped, I don't think you get workers comp, right? 19:40 Speaker 1 Cause there's no one to comp. 19:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess you would have to. 19:43 Speaker 1 That's the way that'd be where life insurance takes, uh, take the fact, 19:46 Speaker 1 because you can take life insurance out on anybody. 19:47 Speaker 1 Like I take a policy out on you and like we died, I get money for it, 19:50 Speaker 1 which is kind of crazy. 19:50 Speaker 1 Walmart does that with all their employees. 19:52 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true anymore. 19:53 Speaker 1 You can do that with anybody. 19:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, Walmart still does it. So I think you can. I don't think I can do it if they're if they're Mexican though 19:59 Speaker 1 I think you need to like up. Yeah, you need some kind of if they're legal probably but 20:03 Speaker 1 I'm gonna take I'm gonna take out Mexican life insurance policies on all of them 20:06 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get like a million pesos when they die and be like, yes 20:08 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go to turn it in though like you get $23 20:12 Speaker 1 And then a second question how long would it take you to find four more vegas if you wiped out a whole crew with the 10 foot log today? 20:18 Speaker 1 Um, it's not me wiping them out, dude. It was the rope broke, which is weird. It's never, 20:24 Speaker 1 that's never happened, but the climber was an idiot. Um, I hate to even say this out loud because 20:30 Speaker 1 it sounds terrible, but I'd have four new ones tomorrow. And honestly, they'd all have the same 20:34 Speaker 1 name. So it would even matter. But that, that sounded bad, but it's true. Um, I have a lot of 20:38 Speaker 1 wands, a lot of wands, a lot of Ramones. Um, but anyway, so, so that pissed me off. And then 20:44 Speaker 1 I'm freaking, I'm sitting there, I'm like walking by the truck and I look down and I don't even know how 20:50 Speaker 1 this is possible dude, like my truck's leaking oil and I'm like oh my god, it's a nice driveway, 20:58 Speaker 1 right? And it's leaking oil. I lose my mind, I'm throwing like all this debris under there 21:05 Speaker 1 and I'm just going okay, like this is, I'm screwed. I mean this is only like a $2,000 21:09 Speaker 1 job and I'm already in this thing like and then they destroyed, they didn't destroy it but they 21:13 Speaker 1 They have a lot of metal fence post. 21:16 Speaker 1 I had taken down the chicken wire 21:17 Speaker 1 because I guess this guy was trying to protect his flowers 21:20 Speaker 1 and stuff from the deer. 21:22 Speaker 1 So I had taken it down. 21:24 Speaker 1 Of course that log when it fell over was like, 21:26 Speaker 1 hey, there's one metal pole. 21:28 Speaker 1 And just crushed it. 21:30 Speaker 1 So I was pissed off, me and you were supposed to record. 21:33 Speaker 1 And I'm just going, this is a really bad day. 21:36 Speaker 1 I was supposed to do other jobs after that. 21:38 Speaker 1 I called one of the other managers and I go, 21:40 Speaker 1 man like you want this crew and he goes what they're done and I said oh no they're not done I'm done 21:46 Speaker 1 like I'm just I'm leaving so that's when I came home got everything ready and I had to go to to 21:51 Speaker 1 practice tonight with my son and then I just want to forget that day ever happened and I was all 21:56 Speaker 1 excited because I got home and then I was like okay now I got a record at 9.30 and then I got 22:02 Speaker 1 a teach tomorrow like it's now I have I hate not having anything to look forward to you know like 22:06 Speaker 1 Don't you in your life like when you sit there and you like wake up 22:11 Speaker 1 Don't you have something like maybe you look forward to going to the gas station? 22:14 Speaker 1 You know maybe you look forward to doing a bee video or going and shooting a gun or digging in your hole 22:20 Speaker 1 Wouldn't suck if you have nothing to look forward to 22:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean you just told me earlier how you love substitute teaching so I guess you don't really I guess you'd like 22:29 Speaker 1 Oh damn, I got to eat damn kids. I okay time out. I said I don't 22:33 Speaker 1 I have a love-hate relationship with a substitute teaching. 22:36 Speaker 1 Okay? 22:37 Speaker 1 I love it when I get there in the morning and all the kids are getting off the bus and 22:43 Speaker 1 they're like, Mr. L, Mr. L. 22:44 Speaker 1 You know, and they're all hugging me and I'm like fighting them off like on a celebrity, 22:47 Speaker 1 you know? 22:48 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool. 22:49 Speaker 1 You know, and then like the little kindergartners get off and they do the L on the forehead from 22:52 Speaker 1 Mr. L, they're like, Mr. L. 22:53 Speaker 1 And I'm like, that's it, that's it. 22:56 Speaker 1 But then I get, you know, into the second hour and the kids are just driving me crazy. 23:01 Speaker 1 and then I'm like writing names on the board 23:03 Speaker 1 and I'm disciplining and this sucks, you know? 23:06 Speaker 1 But then the end of the day comes, 23:07 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is awesome, you know, 23:09 Speaker 1 because they're leaving in 20 minutes. 23:10 Speaker 1 So it's a really weird relationship. 23:12 Speaker 1 Why don't you just do like bus duty then? 23:14 Speaker 1 You just like go take them off the bus 23:15 Speaker 1 and then the day you just show back up 23:16 Speaker 1 and put them back on the bus. 23:17 Speaker 1 You're like, all right guys, get there, 23:19 Speaker 1 have fun, we'll see you later. 23:20 Speaker 1 Every teacher, every teacher has a morning duty 23:23 Speaker 1 and an afternoon duty. 23:25 Speaker 1 And the class that I've been subbing for, 23:27 Speaker 1 it's bus duty in the morning. 23:29 Speaker 1 And then in the afternoon, I walk down three or four fifth grade classes to get on the bus, 23:36 Speaker 1 and that is the worst. 23:37 Speaker 1 Because you've got to put them in the hallway, and they're not allowed to talk. 23:40 Speaker 1 Why? 23:41 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:42 Speaker 1 I don't know. 23:43 Speaker 1 They just want to switch or something. 23:44 Speaker 1 They're just making like, hey, walk in silence. 23:45 Speaker 1 Because if not, they'd all be screaming. 23:46 Speaker 1 But you're talking four classes. 23:49 Speaker 1 That's freaking 100 kids. 23:51 Speaker 1 And I've got them all alone. 23:52 Speaker 1 And I'm like, shut up. 23:54 Speaker 1 You know? 23:55 Speaker 1 And they're just like, eh. 23:56 Speaker 1 And then they're screaming the vulgarities at me. 23:58 Speaker 1 because I can't tell because they're 30 people away. 24:00 Speaker 1 And that's just, I don't know, man. 24:02 Speaker 1 I'm, I don't know how much more I got at me. 24:04 Speaker 1 It truly, I think, I think this is my last, my last year of subbing elementary. 24:09 Speaker 1 And then I am considering making the jump to middle school. 24:12 Speaker 1 Oh, you're, you're going to hate life even more. 24:14 Speaker 1 I told you that's, that's the worst group of kids ever, man. 24:16 Speaker 1 Cause they're going through puberty. 24:18 Speaker 1 They're, you're combining a bunch of combining, I don't know how many 24:21 Speaker 1 elementary schools you got there, but ours combined like probably six elementary 24:24 Speaker 1 schools in a one middle school and whatever, you know, a few 24:28 Speaker 1 bad kids from this one, the few bad kids from that one, they just click up man and they 24:31 Speaker 1 just spread bad information across the whole school. We start learning about different 24:34 Speaker 1 second positions and different porn sites and a bunch of charities and a bunch of racist 24:39 Speaker 1 jokes and everything. And it's gonna be bad for you. And they don't give a fuck man, 24:44 Speaker 1 you can't discipline those kids worth a damn. They'll go to ISS and a heartbeat. They most 24:47 Speaker 1 kids like it better. We had one kid, Jake Ganna played soccer with him back in a middle 24:51 Speaker 1 school. I was in ISS the day before the day after he was in there. And I asked the teacher, 24:58 Speaker 1 I was like, why is the, why is the window like nailed shut? And then like a fire hazard? 25:03 Speaker 1 He's like, well, fucking kid yesterday. Motherfucker jumped out the window, ran to his house, 25:08 Speaker 1 came back, found a fucking ladder on the side of the damn building and climbed on the roof 25:11 Speaker 1 and he was up there for three hours and it couldn't get him to come down. So you look 25:15 Speaker 1 forward to dealing with that in middle school because it's just hormones are just raging. 25:19 Speaker 1 I think my biggest fear, and because I've thought about high school as well, my biggest 25:25 Speaker 1 fear is they'll know how to find the show. 25:28 Speaker 1 Like, that is by far my biggest fear. 25:31 Speaker 1 Like middle school and high school, they will find a way. 25:34 Speaker 1 And then I just don't want to go into school one day and I'm like teaching a class. 25:39 Speaker 1 And then somebody's like, Mr. Iron Fist. 25:41 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh God. 25:42 Speaker 1 Hell. 25:43 Speaker 1 Can we have Brandon come in and teach us about slavery? 25:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 25:47 Speaker 1 Hey, comprending give us the sex talk. 25:49 Speaker 1 Like, what? 25:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, how do you guys know about that? 25:52 Speaker 1 Like, we've all been watching your episodes. 25:53 Speaker 1 And I'm like, well, at least we're making money off ads now. 25:56 Speaker 1 Um, but I just, that's a fear of mine. 25:59 Speaker 1 It's a true fear. 26:00 Speaker 1 And that's not cool, man. 26:01 Speaker 1 Like I'm in this weird purgatory. 26:03 Speaker 1 And so like you're not really in it. 26:05 Speaker 1 I don't know. 26:06 Speaker 1 You know what you want. 26:07 Speaker 1 Like you, you know that you want the show to be successful. 26:10 Speaker 1 And this is going to be your career. 26:11 Speaker 1 I've already had my career. 26:13 Speaker 1 You know, I've already had two careers. 26:14 Speaker 1 Now I'm more into like, what do I just want to do to keep me 26:17 Speaker 1 busy the rest of my life. And this is really like what I would want to keep busy, but it's 26:22 Speaker 1 interfering with the other things that I like to keep busy because of you. And so it's just 26:28 Speaker 1 a weird place to be. 26:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, but why would you care if I mean, you're a substitute teacher like you said you don't 26:33 Speaker 1 care about that career. So who gives a fuck if they listen to the show or not? It make 26:35 Speaker 1 it even more fun, honestly. But all right, guys, give me some topic ideas. Give me some 26:38 Speaker 1 feedback. What do you think about the show today? You know, you'll probably listen to 26:40 Speaker 1 it on the bus on the way here. You know, it probably take about a week for the administration 26:44 Speaker 1 like, yeah, Chuck, I don't know if we can really have you at school anymore. 26:47 Speaker 1 And then they're going to riot that they kick Mr. L out of school and it's 26:50 Speaker 1 going to be make the news and everything. 26:51 Speaker 1 And that'd be great for us. 26:53 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 26:53 Speaker 1 Like everything that you think would be great for us makes me sad. 26:58 Speaker 1 And it's just it's so it's so like, like everything. 27:01 Speaker 1 Every time I think of stuff like that, I'm like, Oh my God, like, I'd be so sad. 27:05 Speaker 1 You know, if that happened, I mean, I've seen people like the ballfield, like 27:09 Speaker 1 softball field wearing a daily dough shirt. 27:11 Speaker 1 And I go, God, bless. 27:14 Speaker 1 And they don't even know. 27:15 Speaker 1 They don't even say hi to me. 27:16 Speaker 1 It's so weird. 27:18 Speaker 1 But I told you there's been a few that have. 27:20 Speaker 1 There's been a few that walked up to me. 27:22 Speaker 1 Even on the ball field. 27:23 Speaker 1 And they'd be like, hey, man, I listen to this show. 27:25 Speaker 1 It's so cool. 27:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, cool. 27:27 Speaker 1 Can I go to Sophie? 27:28 Speaker 1 And all the boys in the baseball team 27:30 Speaker 1 or the girls are there from the softball team. 27:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, no. 27:33 Speaker 1 Please don't do this to me. 27:35 Speaker 1 Because then the kids are going to be like, why is he 27:37 Speaker 1 on a picture with you, coach? 27:38 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 27:39 Speaker 1 I mean, how do you think like, you know, Aaron Rodgers kids feel it's probably the same situation. Okay. Yeah, it's same exact same 27:45 Speaker 1 Okay, you're stupid if I'm making millions of dollars doing this then absolutely I don't care 27:52 Speaker 1 But money changes how so if you were making a shit ton of money off this you wouldn't care at that point with people thought about you 27:58 Speaker 1 But since you're not really making you're not making any money off this now you care people think about you 28:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's exactly what you said about your only fans thing 28:04 Speaker 1 It's the exact same thing about only fans like if if a woman in a small town joins only fans 28:08 Speaker 1 and she makes $75 if everyone's are naked. 28:11 Speaker 1 It's stupid, right? 28:13 Speaker 1 But if you have millions of people 28:14 Speaker 1 and you're making tens of millions of dollars, 28:17 Speaker 1 you don't care anymore, right? 28:18 Speaker 1 It's that old like FU money thing, you know, 28:21 Speaker 1 where you're just like, hey, look, 28:22 Speaker 1 if I'm making millions of dollars 28:23 Speaker 1 to talk into a microphone and tell stupid jokes 28:26 Speaker 1 and hang out with you, that's great. 28:28 Speaker 1 I'll own that and I'll own the stupid stuff you say 28:30 Speaker 1 and I'll defend it. 28:31 Speaker 1 But when I'm making $0, I can't really do that. 28:34 Speaker 1 Now, in this month, hopefully at the end of this month, 28:37 Speaker 1 I care a little less about what people think, you know, by the time December rolls around, 28:42 Speaker 1 maybe I care a little less, you know, but it really depends on everybody embrace the commercials. 28:49 Speaker 1 Just embrace them. 28:50 Speaker 1 That's all I ask. 28:51 Speaker 1 If you want to listen a few times just the commercials, that's fine. 28:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 28:54 Speaker 1 So, all right. 28:55 Speaker 1 Well, like I said, all I did today was, I, what did I do today? 28:58 Speaker 1 We'll talk this morning. 28:59 Speaker 1 Mark, Michael Jeremy said lies. 29:03 Speaker 1 No one buys merch, but Mark, the best part is they're, they're, most of them are probably 29:07 Speaker 1 given to these people by mark and they don't know who I am 29:10 Speaker 1 because mark just walks up to random people in the street 29:12 Speaker 1 like hey you got a daily do so short and they're like no 29:16 Speaker 1 he's like take it it's free like I'm I know I'm gonna take my 29:20 Speaker 1 pants off and public to show you a little day to be on the 29:22 Speaker 1 news that'd probably be great for us I need we need crazy 29:25 Speaker 1 mark to just like go into a public area and just aren't 29:27 Speaker 1 showing people's underwear and they're like arrest them for 29:29 Speaker 1 like a decent exposure and then they put it on Fox five and 29:31 Speaker 1 it's like local man and it were like it'll just say crazy 29:34 Speaker 1 mark on it cut off the part that said daily do show at the 29:37 Speaker 1 bottom and I was like crazy mark of the blue collar podcast. 29:40 Speaker 1 You're like, what? 29:42 Speaker 1 You fucking bitch. 29:45 Speaker 1 But anyway, um, yeah, all the day, what do I do? 29:47 Speaker 1 I read the Bible some more. 29:49 Speaker 1 I made some ant videos. 29:50 Speaker 1 Those are going quite well and I shot the gun today and I was shooting the gun out there. 29:54 Speaker 1 And I was thinking, you know, I was at my dad's and it's a peaceful and quiet 29:57 Speaker 1 and the horses are there and the dogs and whatnot. 29:59 Speaker 1 And I thought, uh, have you talked to your kids? 30:03 Speaker 1 Any about guns or like, have you let them shoot a gun or gun safety? 30:06 Speaker 1 if they find a gun because I know you got guns to the house, but you ever show your kids guns 30:10 Speaker 1 because I know ever since I think the first gun I held shot I was probably about I think 30:15 Speaker 1 it's probably about eight years old. It was a 22. What was the first time you shot a gun? 30:20 Speaker 1 First time I shot a gun I was probably four and my grandfather was very, very into wanting 30:27 Speaker 1 me to shoot guns. My dad was the same way. So when my kids got to be, yeah, probably four or five 30:32 Speaker 1 is when I started, I took them out, 30:35 Speaker 1 and my grandmother's property up in Michigan 30:37 Speaker 1 was my property that we sold, you could shoot there. 30:40 Speaker 1 So I'd bring all kinds of guns. 30:42 Speaker 1 I always wanted to go, I'd have my SIG, 30:43 Speaker 1 I have 9 mil 45, 308, or 380, 30:47 Speaker 1 and I'd take them up there, 30:48 Speaker 1 and I would let them shoot the 22, 30:51 Speaker 1 and I'd be obviously behind them, 30:53 Speaker 1 like helping them and show them how the safety works 30:55 Speaker 1 and how, the rules of handling fire, 30:58 Speaker 1 I'm sure you'd have weapons that are loaded, 31:00 Speaker 1 make sure you know what's behind your target, 31:01 Speaker 1 things like that. So I went through and it was funny because every time I'd get to like 31:05 Speaker 1 the nine mill, you know, and I remember Savannah, she was one of them. I remember the best. She's 31:09 Speaker 1 probably five years old and I give her the nine mill and I'm holding her hands a little 31:13 Speaker 1 bit because my biggest fear was always that they would pull the trigger. It would kick 31:16 Speaker 1 and they'd just let it go. Right. Screw this. And so she shot it. And I remember she looked 31:20 Speaker 1 at me and she goes, I'm done. And I said, you don't want to shoot the next one? It's a 31:25 Speaker 1 45, you know, she's like, no, I'm not your wrist. And so I let them shoot guns very early 31:31 Speaker 1 And then there was a, there was this thing going around back in the mid 2000s. 31:36 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't remember where I learned it, but it was a really cool thing. 31:39 Speaker 1 And what you do is you make sure a weapon is clear and safe. 31:43 Speaker 1 And then you leave it in a room with your kid after you have a talk with them. 31:47 Speaker 1 So you have this long talk with them and like a day or two later, you leave this gun cleared, obviously, with no ammo, nothing. 31:53 Speaker 1 You leave it there, but you set up a camera in the, in the room to see how they handle the situation. 31:58 Speaker 1 And so we did that with all three of our kids when they were probably five or six years old 32:03 Speaker 1 Every one of them came running and found me or Megan and was like there's a gun in the living room 32:07 Speaker 1 You know and I was like that's cool. So so to this day. I mean my kids. They don't they don't mess with guns 32:13 Speaker 1 I mean they see guns way more than they should I have I mean 32:16 Speaker 1 I went to fly took three guns to Florida with me 32:19 Speaker 1 So it's it's one of those three guns. Why the fuck do you bring three guns? 32:23 Speaker 1 What do you just got one in your left pocket right pocket and one on your fucking bany pack? No, so I 32:27 Speaker 1 I, uh, why I knew the hurricane was Friday and 32:31 Speaker 1 they're gonna be looters like crazy. 32:32 Speaker 1 I'm bringing this AR with fucking three 32:34 Speaker 1 underground ammo. 32:35 Speaker 1 So my thing and Megan knows this. 32:38 Speaker 1 We go on long road trips. 32:39 Speaker 1 I always have that like walking dead mentality where it's like, okay, 32:44 Speaker 1 if we are in a situation where we are far, like far away from home, 32:48 Speaker 1 we need to have enough weapons ammo guns to get us back home. 32:52 Speaker 1 And obviously Megan can shoot a gun. 32:54 Speaker 1 I can shoot a gun. I'm not a bad idea to have an extra one just in case you find like an able-bodied adult 32:59 Speaker 1 That's gonna fall in and help you out. So when I went down there 33:02 Speaker 1 I had my Glock that I always have my Glock in my car 33:04 Speaker 1 I moved to her car and then I have a like a Pelican case with a couple nine mills in there a 33:10 Speaker 1 bretta and 33:12 Speaker 1 Smith and Wesson and I have those in there with extra mags 33:15 Speaker 1 So I just keep them at a Pelican case and that was that's what's funny about when the when the cop came in to evict us 33:20 Speaker 1 from the room and I had that Pelican case dude I'm telling you my heart was 33:24 Speaker 1 pounding because I'm going Jesus Christ like I swear to God if I walk out there 33:27 Speaker 1 with this Pelican case and it for some reason wins and the guns just fall on 33:32 Speaker 1 the floor I'm getting blasted right but no I always carry a lot of guns and my 33:37 Speaker 1 kids know that and they and they're they're cool with it they it's just 33:39 Speaker 1 common to them to see guns all the time yeah I'm thinking about getting a 33:42 Speaker 1 suppressor because the best weapon obviously for a zombie apocalypse depending 33:47 Speaker 1 what kind of zombies we get obviously you've got world war z zombies which is gonna be scary as fuck you got a walking dead zombies 33:53 Speaker 1 Which I think everyone would be cool with you know that be a cool zombie 33:57 Speaker 1 Situation you got the Resident Evil ones which are just fucking insane. I don't even know if you kill those things half the time 34:02 Speaker 1 I'm thinking there's maybe like night of living dead zombies. Those are just like regular zombies though 34:08 Speaker 1 They're a little faster. They're in between walking dead and world war z. I'm gonna think if there's any other 34:13 Speaker 1 Oh, the last of a zombie's those fucking freaky ones those those as well, but walking dead zombies 34:18 Speaker 1 I think the best weapon would probably be a suppressed 22 rifle right because it's quiet. It's light you can carry a lot of ammo 34:26 Speaker 1 It's not that heavy and you pack a fuck ton and you just pop him in the head 34:30 Speaker 1 So I've been thinking I remember we used to watch the walking dead 34:32 Speaker 1 We do the walking dead parties every Sunday we'd bounce around to someone's house and watch the episode 34:35 Speaker 1 We always come up with scenarios on where do we go and how do we set up and the best gun? 34:39 Speaker 1 So and that was before it, you know back then it would take I don't know fucking 10 years to get a damn suppressor 34:45 Speaker 1 Or it could take you two days depending on the fucking dumbass 34:47 Speaker 1 ATF now you just buy them at a academy and they're the same day for the most part 34:50 Speaker 1 So I'll then we go up there and get me a suppressor for my 22 and see how that bitch sounds 34:54 Speaker 1 I suppose Lee all you hear is just a click of the action or the click of the trigger sound 34:58 Speaker 1 I'd be pretty fun. Well, I think I mean, you know talking about the zombies 35:01 Speaker 1 I mean I think after all the shows that we've watched I 35:04 Speaker 1 Think you're leaning in the right direction with walking dead 35:08 Speaker 1 I honestly believe that if ever happens because you know there are there are what is it? 35:12 Speaker 1 rabies there's like a very there's like a variant of rabies that would cause that right that's the uh that's the whole so there's this 35:20 Speaker 1 There's the bacteria in the last of us 35:22 Speaker 1 I can't remember the exact name of it 35:24 Speaker 1 But if supposedly they're saying if the earth were to get warmer slowly warmer than they'd be able to use us as a host 35:32 Speaker 1 Because our body temperature, you know 98.6 35:34 Speaker 1 So that's the whole theory behind the last of us. 35:37 Speaker 1 And apparently that's the most realistic situation 35:39 Speaker 1 of like a zombie outbreak is like a viral infection. 35:42 Speaker 1 And it just kind of takes over, 35:44 Speaker 1 is the takes the host over and just kind of controls it. 35:46 Speaker 1 But really going back to zombie apocalypse. 35:48 Speaker 1 I mean, I think something that people overlook a lot 35:51 Speaker 1 is other people in like the first couple of days of water. 35:55 Speaker 1 You know, you really want to save up a lot of water 35:56 Speaker 1 because if you start, you got bodies in the wells, 35:58 Speaker 1 you got bodies in the water supplies, zombies. 36:00 Speaker 1 I mean, it's going to be bad. 36:02 Speaker 1 But definitely first week. 36:04 Speaker 1 What do you think you're going to do the first week of zombie apocalypse? 36:07 Speaker 1 Well, you know, I mean, we've already talked about the fact that, well, first off, 36:10 Speaker 1 I just got to say, remember the kid that ate the slug in Australia? 36:13 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you got that weird brain brain disease thing. 36:16 Speaker 1 It's like a little meba or whatever. 36:17 Speaker 1 That's kind of what I think it's going to have. 36:18 Speaker 1 I think you're going to have zombies and I don't think they're going to be like eating you. 36:21 Speaker 1 I think they're just going to be walking around the, you know, just like, but they're 36:25 Speaker 1 just walking around. 36:25 Speaker 1 They're not trying to attack you or doing things. 36:27 Speaker 1 They're too stupid. 36:27 Speaker 1 They're just they don't have like a mission. 36:29 Speaker 1 But let's say for some reason these ones do have a mission and they do want to attack you 36:34 Speaker 1 I'm going to my cabin man. I'm going to Blue Ridge 36:36 Speaker 1 I mean I got that place well stock pull it proof FEST all the stuff that I need and I'm gonna take you know my go bags 36:41 Speaker 1 I got I got stuff man 36:43 Speaker 1 I mean I plan for it just because I'm mostly worried about civil unrest. That's my thing 36:48 Speaker 1 Especially with the elections and all the things that are happening in the United States. I think that's what we're gonna have first 36:53 Speaker 1 But let's say it was a zombie apocalypse. I could go up there. I could probably survive 36:56 Speaker 1 I'm not really too worried about, you know, and I could boil it, whatever I need to do. 37:01 Speaker 1 I mean, I got a fire pit and all that. 37:03 Speaker 1 I think I'd be okay. 37:04 Speaker 1 The biggest thing would be booby traps. 37:05 Speaker 1 I don't have a lot of booby traps. 37:06 Speaker 1 I need to find a way to buy booby traps. 37:08 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you got to make it like the E-Wach sit back and start awards with the trees and 37:24 Speaker 1 the fucking with the logs and the trees smashing people or you got lost at the top of the driveway 37:28 Speaker 1 just roll them down. Yeah me and Megan. Hey, help me load this 2000 pound log into this tree. 37:34 Speaker 1 You know, I don't I mostly I think be a lot of strings and 10 gans. That'd be it. 37:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. And then you got to figure out, you know, a power situation. If you got a running 37:43 Speaker 1 river, you put like one of those ram pumps or those turbines in there. I'm always out about 37:47 Speaker 1 that like an off grid turbine. What's the term museum down here? Joe Pichuk's cabin. Yeah, 37:51 Speaker 1 the blue blueprints in the group and that'll get late but yeah I think really because I mean 37:57 Speaker 1 really could just start over again you know just got a have you ever heard of a mesh network you 38:03 Speaker 1 ever heard of those you know but why do you need power I don't know I mean you'd be in watch like 38:07 Speaker 1 movies and everything to be keep you entertained you're not going to be entertained you're going to 38:11 Speaker 1 be doing like 12 hour shifts to point security somebody up on the roof laying down the entire time 38:17 Speaker 1 you know in prone position trying to pick people up I mean you're going to be fighting for your 38:20 Speaker 1 life. I mean, you've watched the 38:22 Speaker 1 watching every every zombie 38:23 Speaker 1 apocalypse has one thing in 38:24 Speaker 1 common. Everybody wants what 38:26 Speaker 1 you got. So I mean, you have to 38:28 Speaker 1 like defend that. There's not 38:29 Speaker 1 gonna be no time for movies. 38:31 Speaker 1 It's crazy. I mean, after 38:32 Speaker 1 after like a year, I mean, you 38:33 Speaker 1 want to decompress, you know, 38:34 Speaker 1 and watch like a good movie or 38:35 Speaker 1 you might you might have the, 38:36 Speaker 1 you know, all 11 seasons of the 38:38 Speaker 1 walk and dead and using that as 38:39 Speaker 1 research down there, you know, 38:40 Speaker 1 just like, so it's always got 38:41 Speaker 1 to watch movies when you're not, 38:42 Speaker 1 you know, you're not on battle 38:43 Speaker 1 or if you have power instead of 38:44 Speaker 1 security camera, we get to go 38:46 Speaker 1 you power that shit. I guess. I 38:47 Speaker 1 mean, I just don't think gas is 38:48 Speaker 1 gonna last that long. Oh, I 38:50 Speaker 1 to say gas. I mean, you got to get like a water turbine or something like that. 38:54 Speaker 1 Solar solar. Yeah, get out here. But what I was saying is they've got the people are 39:00 Speaker 1 setting up these mesh networks now. And they're pretty much like these. It's your own little 39:03 Speaker 1 cellular network and you just place them all over the place and they run off solar and 39:07 Speaker 1 whatnot. And you can just send pretty much at your own cell phone network, which would 39:10 Speaker 1 be pretty cool. And as far as I know, I think I'm sure Elon's got something in place to 39:16 Speaker 1 let Starlink run for like the next three to five years long. The satellites are still 39:19 Speaker 1 good. I don't see why that wouldn't work because everything's up in space and you just got to 39:22 Speaker 1 communicate back and forth because communication's going to be a big thing as well. You got to 39:26 Speaker 1 communicate other clicks and everything and figure out where people are and you got to go out for 39:30 Speaker 1 like supply run because eventually you're going to want to bag like lace chips or something. You're 39:33 Speaker 1 going to go into town. You're like, I'm tired of eating deer meat and rabbits and fucking squirrels, 39:37 Speaker 1 you know. At some point you're going to be like, bam, what's the point of living if I can't have 39:41 Speaker 1 a little bit of fun, you know? I mean, I don't think our ancestors had fun. I mean, if you think 39:45 Speaker 1 about like the most boring time to live, right? If you go back in American history, the most 39:50 Speaker 1 boring time to live had to be in the 1700s. It was terrible. What were they doing for fun? I don't 39:55 Speaker 1 even know if they had, I mean, I'm sure they had it, but I don't know if they really used it, 39:59 Speaker 1 but like prostitution. I don't even bad that. Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty much, I think back in 40:04 Speaker 1 the 1700s, you just found a woman on the side of the road, you're like, you're mine, you know? 40:08 Speaker 1 I have a wig there for your mind, you know? Like, it wasn't that the rich people wore wigs. 40:13 Speaker 1 Was that the Renaissance 1700s, I think? 40:15 Speaker 1 Leonardo and Michelangelo? 40:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. No, no. 40:17 Speaker 1 I'm talking about like George Washington, Warwick. 40:20 Speaker 1 Oh, but you're talking about 1700s. 40:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, what did I say? 40:24 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm saying is that the Renaissance time? 40:27 Speaker 1 No, some Renaissance was probably, uh... 40:29 Speaker 1 Fifteen? 40:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, like fifteen hundreds. 40:31 Speaker 1 I mean, we're guessing here. 40:33 Speaker 1 Medieval time was, I'd say, twelve hundred. 40:35 Speaker 1 I don't know. 40:36 Speaker 1 Fourteenth to the seventeenth century. 40:37 Speaker 1 So yeah, uh, thirteen hundred, fifteen twenties, 40:40 Speaker 1 uh, right in the sixteen hundreds. 40:41 Speaker 1 But George Washington time. I mean that had to be pretty exciting. I mean you just beat the hell out of the British 40:45 Speaker 1 You got this land of America to explore everything you can stay claim on land 40:49 Speaker 1 I mean you pretty much do over the fuck you want to there really no laws and you just went out and just explored did everything and they 40:54 Speaker 1 Didn't explore though. They never explored like George Washington probably never made it west of 41:00 Speaker 1 Oh, probably Tennessee maybe not anything with Tennessee. He got to the mountains was like nine doing that 41:04 Speaker 1 I mean they were afraid back then to escape and what the Indians were kind of scary to like I'd have been I'd have been scared 41:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, well also they only lived like 30 or something back then too. So they didn't have a lot of time to travel 41:15 Speaker 1 You know, I can't go for that George Washington. I bet you he lived to be and you know, they don't tell us these things in school 41:20 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing I bet you George Washington lived lived to be 41:25 Speaker 1 67 Washington when 41:30 Speaker 1 Oh, it was exactly look at that 67 years old damn. He was old for his time. Okay, okay, okay 41:36 Speaker 1 I'm gonna play this again. Thomas Jefferson. I bet he made it to be 63 41:42 Speaker 1 Was Thomas Jefferson when he died 41:46 Speaker 1 He was oh damn he was 83 set up a bitch. How the fuck are people back then living longer than they are now? 41:50 Speaker 1 That's that's insane, you know 41:53 Speaker 1 Right fight in British back then man. That's the way you do it 41:56 Speaker 1 That is a long life. Yeah for real back in the day. I thought people died early of like collaring shit 42:02 Speaker 1 But oh no, that's the Oregon Trail syphilis. What was the Oregon Trail? 42:06 Speaker 1 and 42:08 Speaker 1 was the Oregon Trail 42:12 Speaker 1 1846s, maybe that's what I'm thinking of a lot of people died on that because they didn't have any medicine and whatnot 42:16 Speaker 1 But I guess George and TJ were just like man. We just stay right here 42:19 Speaker 1 We just don't like bang the tick the syphilis. We should be alright should be good to go 42:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a long life, but yeah, so I read the Bible today a dysentery. Yeah. Yeah, yeah 42:28 Speaker 1 I remember that playing the Oregon Trail 42:30 Speaker 1 They're like you died of color or you died a dysentery and I'd be like damn it 42:33 Speaker 1 I had to drink the water. All right, and then I ship myself to death that sucks 42:35 Speaker 1 but yeah, I read Exodus Day and pretty much what I learned from there is that Moses all of it. No, no, I got about 40 pages in. 42:45 Speaker 1 Okay. 42:46 Speaker 1 But what I learned was Moses, Moses really wasn't that smart of a guy. You know, his brother Aaron was actually the smart one. 42:52 Speaker 1 And for some reason, obviously God had his ways or maybe he picked the wrong guy, but he started talking to Moses first. 42:58 Speaker 1 And the way he started talking to Moses, which it's kind of funny to me. It's the burning bush. You know about the burning bush. 43:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. So essentially it was a bush that was burning and the, but the, but the bush wasn't like burning down. 43:10 Speaker 1 There's just fire around it. 43:11 Speaker 1 Moses kind of looked at it. 43:12 Speaker 1 All right. 43:13 Speaker 1 They just started walking off, right? 43:14 Speaker 1 And she's like, I fucking got like Moses. 43:17 Speaker 1 My man Moses. 43:18 Speaker 1 What the hell, man? 43:19 Speaker 1 He's like, what? 43:20 Speaker 1 And he's like, dude, the bush is burning, but it's not. 43:23 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? 43:23 Speaker 1 You didn't want to stop and look at that? 43:24 Speaker 1 And he's like, damn it, you're also on Holy ground. 43:26 Speaker 1 Take your damn shoes off. 43:28 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, man. 43:28 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 43:29 Speaker 1 He's like, you got to go over to Egypt and you got to go get Jacob's sons, Jacob's family out there, 43:33 Speaker 1 because they renamed Jacob to Israel. 43:35 Speaker 1 He's like, you gotta go get Israel's sons and family 43:38 Speaker 1 out of Egypt. 43:38 Speaker 1 He's like, I can't do that, man. 43:40 Speaker 1 I'm retarded, man. 43:40 Speaker 1 I can't talk. 43:41 Speaker 1 I don't know how to do none of this. 43:44 Speaker 1 He's like, look, man, look, you are you. 43:46 Speaker 1 I'm talking to you. 43:46 Speaker 1 I made you so you're going to be good to go. 43:48 Speaker 1 And he's like, he's still told him. 43:50 Speaker 1 He's like, I don't really think I can do it, man. 43:51 Speaker 1 I'm not a good talking. 43:52 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, you're right. 43:53 Speaker 1 God's like, yeah, you're not that good at talking. 43:55 Speaker 1 How about your brother Aaron though? 43:56 Speaker 1 I'll give you the powers of God, or I'll work through you. 44:00 Speaker 1 And we're just gonna have Aaron be your spokesperson. 44:02 Speaker 1 So they went over there and what blows my mind is, you know, they sent all the plagues to the Pharaoh 44:06 Speaker 1 It was the new Pharaoh after Joseph died a new Pharaoh came and he's pretty much like who the fuck are all these people in my damn 44:12 Speaker 1 Kingdom like I don't remember you people it was all Israelites the children of Jacob and 44:17 Speaker 1 Essentially is like, you know what? We don't really want to do any work 44:20 Speaker 1 Let's just make these guys slaves so they just made them slaves for a while and they just worked over there 44:24 Speaker 1 and 44:26 Speaker 1 They were hanging out there and then Moses goes over and he starts talking to the Pharaohs 44:30 Speaker 1 I look man God sent me I'm not the smartest. I'm a little brother Tom Aaron's pretty much telling him like hey look God told us to come here 44:38 Speaker 1 I got this staff watch it turn into a snake boom snake 44:44 Speaker 1 Magicians there 44:46 Speaker 1 Apparently the Pharaoh employed a lot of magicians right the magicians low. No, that's a good magic troop 44:50 Speaker 1 We know how to do that too, and he's like all right screw off, you know 44:53 Speaker 1 So they sent the plague the first two plagues though 44:55 Speaker 1 uh, when he turned the water to blood and then he released a bunch of flies. Maybe that was, 45:00 Speaker 1 there's something maybe before it, but the first one that actually got to the pharaoh, 45:04 Speaker 1 the first one that really got the pharaoh thinking and worried were frogs. A bunch of frogs 45:08 Speaker 1 just showed up. I don't know if the pharaoh had like an irrational fear of frogs or he hated 45:11 Speaker 1 them, but he's like, Oh, shit, what the fuck happened to man? Why we got all these frogs here? Like, 45:15 Speaker 1 look, he rid of the frogs and we'll talk about it. We got rid of the frogs. He didn't talk about 45:19 Speaker 1 it. And then he kept holding them and everything. And we finally pissed him off with the locus. You 45:23 Speaker 1 you know, he's like, Oh, Jesus Christ. 45:25 Speaker 1 We're dark as a locus and everything. 45:26 Speaker 1 I don't think so, though. 45:27 Speaker 1 It is a Jesus Christ. 45:28 Speaker 1 You can get it. 45:30 Speaker 1 You probably say Moses, damn. 45:31 Speaker 1 Because you didn't know God in that. 45:33 Speaker 1 But they finally let those guys go. 45:35 Speaker 1 And then they ran away and then they went into the, you know, the Red Sea and everything part of that and killed Pharaoh and everybody. 45:40 Speaker 1 And then I got, I ain't got to the part where they rebuilt Egypt yet, but that place got destroyed and then got the people, the Israel lights are walking and they're like, like, bitching at Moses and everything. 45:51 Speaker 1 And they're like, Hey, now, you ain't bitching to me. 45:53 Speaker 1 this God telling me what to do. All right. So really you're bitching to God and God's over 45:56 Speaker 1 your pissed off at him. I find I give him fucking man. I'll make it rain bread from the sky. They're 46:01 Speaker 1 gonna be happy about that. And they were happy for a little while and then he fucked that up of course. 46:05 Speaker 1 No, they don't know what's going on. I think I think my favorite part of the story and you know 46:11 Speaker 1 obviously the Bible is condensed right. So anything that happened in the Bible it took longer than 46:15 Speaker 1 what the Bible says because it just didn't go that fast. Oh it's 400 years that there were slaves 46:19 Speaker 1 over there. But I envision Moses walking by this bush right and it's on fire and then he just walks 46:25 Speaker 1 by and the next day he walks by it again and still on fire and then so this goes on for like weeks 46:30 Speaker 1 right and then finally Moses is like dang it he doesn't notice that burning bush up there it's 46:34 Speaker 1 me god no same Moses he's walked by this thing for like weeks right and then finally god's like hey 46:42 Speaker 1 for real dude like it hadn't burned down yet okay can you pay attention yeah that's what happened 46:46 Speaker 1 I was just like, Hey, he's like Moses mo is that his name twice he's like here am I is I was going on 46:52 Speaker 1 I see this bush burning. That's not burning. I don't really think much of it man. Oh no 46:57 Speaker 1 He's like take your damn shoes off. You're on Holy ground. We took his shoes off and that's when he pretty pretty much told 47:02 Speaker 1 God is I dude I'm an idiot 47:05 Speaker 1 Moses was the Moses was the baby of one of the Israel lights over there and the lady 47:11 Speaker 1 they put her in the dam, put them in like a little basket, a little ark and just push 47:15 Speaker 1 them out in the river. 47:16 Speaker 1 The Pharaoh is killing all the boys and everything and it's like the opposite of China. 47:20 Speaker 1 They kill all the girls. 47:21 Speaker 1 Pharaoh was killing all the boys. 47:23 Speaker 1 So let them go and the Pharaoh's daughter found them and they took them back and then 47:26 Speaker 1 they kept them in secrecy and then they sent them away. 47:28 Speaker 1 And that's when the burning bush happened and I just got out of there, man. 47:32 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go back. 47:33 Speaker 1 Well Bible study. 47:34 Speaker 1 Bible study with Brandon is really good. 47:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:38 Speaker 1 you gotta explain it to the newer generation, 47:40 Speaker 1 cause all the he, he, he, earth, 47:42 Speaker 1 tithe, hither and everything like that. 47:45 Speaker 1 People just, it's hard for people to understand. 47:47 Speaker 1 But I'm good at breaking it down. 47:48 Speaker 1 I can understand what's going on. 47:49 Speaker 1 Back when I first started reading it 47:50 Speaker 1 when I was like 10, I could not get past all those words. 47:53 Speaker 1 I didn't understand what it meant. 47:55 Speaker 1 A few words I do have to look up and everything, 47:58 Speaker 1 like what they mean, but for the most part, 48:00 Speaker 1 I know how to say everything and what's going on. 48:01 Speaker 1 And then obviously they talked about pass over 48:03 Speaker 1 and everything with the blood of the lamb 48:04 Speaker 1 and you gotta put it over the door and the pillars 48:07 Speaker 1 whatnot. So God doesn't destroy your home. And Pharaoh was kind of pissed about that too. But 48:13 Speaker 1 it really didn't really piss him off. And Pharaoh's got to be more of an idiot than Moses just for 48:18 Speaker 1 the fact that after all that happened, he still followed him out there. He's like, wait a minute, 48:22 Speaker 1 all our slaves are gone. Holy shit. Like this working shit sucks. So that's what happened. And 48:27 Speaker 1 he had to go chasing down and it didn't end very well for him. I don't know. 48:32 Speaker 1 He got to be an idiot also just see two walls of water and think, oh sure we can go through there 48:36 Speaker 1 to, you know, like after we don't get off this guy, we had eight plagues that hit us. I'm 48:41 Speaker 1 sure God's exactly going to let us walk through this shit. So I don't know. Pharaoh, the Pharaoh 48:45 Speaker 1 was not the, well, not the brightest guy either. But that's, yeah, that's the Bible study for 48:50 Speaker 1 the day. That how your dad preached it and turn. Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, my dad 48:57 Speaker 1 was a Pentecostal preacher. It was not like that. It was definitely a lot more yelling, 49:01 Speaker 1 dump jumping. And yeah, it was intense too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 49:06 Speaker 1 that's what I did today. But all right, you'll still share an 49:10 Speaker 1 I heard radio podcast or a spot of fun. Be sure to let us 49:12 Speaker 1 advise our view and follow helps out a good bit. It really 49:14 Speaker 1 doesn't see all doing it out of time. Even more so now we're 49:16 Speaker 1 giving away PS5. We're still narrowing down that day. Just 49:19 Speaker 1 let us know down below. Continue to let us know a good 49:21 Speaker 1 days for y'all to give that away. Don't forget we got the 49:24 Speaker 1 patreon as well or you can subscribe on Spotify and get 49:28 Speaker 1 rid of all the ads. We appreciate that. 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Yeah. 50:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:05 Speaker 1 Hearts and minds. 50:05 Speaker 1 Hearts and minds. Maybe that's what we need. 50:07 Speaker 1 We just need to get in the door and they'll stay forever or they'll bitch at us forever. 50:10 Speaker 1 One of the two, but it works you the way. 50:13 Speaker 1 Don't forget we're live on Rumble YouTube. 50:14 Speaker 1 Every time we do this for the most part, it's good time. 50:17 Speaker 1 We all hang out in here and talk. 50:18 Speaker 1 Germany over here just don't want to lie to us. 50:20 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 50:21 Speaker 1 Shut you down. 50:22 Speaker 1 I think that that now, man, I'm ready to get to this next part. 50:24 Speaker 1 I'm excited. 50:26 Speaker 1 Uh, is it all right? 50:27 Speaker 1 We're going to get to what the chuck. 50:30 Speaker 1 What the. 50:31 Speaker 1 Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me 50:39 Speaker 1 Oh Chuck 50:40 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 50:46 Speaker 1 Okay, so I have a I have a few what if questions 50:49 Speaker 1 and the 50:51 Speaker 1 I'm so excited okay, so the first one 50:56 Speaker 1 What if you could read the mind of anyone you choose? 51:01 Speaker 1 but you could only hear their thoughts about you. 51:06 Speaker 1 Who's mind would you look into and what do you think would strengthen or what? 51:12 Speaker 1 What do you think that it would do you think it would strengthen or ruin your 51:15 Speaker 1 relationship? 51:17 Speaker 1 Well, I say that again. 51:18 Speaker 1 So if you can only read one person's mind, right, 51:21 Speaker 1 but you can only hear their thoughts about you. 51:22 Speaker 1 You can only see their thoughts about you. 51:24 Speaker 1 Who would you choose and do you think it would strengthen or ruin your relationship? 51:28 Speaker 1 I'm not going to go with someone that's like young and innocent so they don't know anything bad. 51:33 Speaker 1 I mean, it makes sense right they're not corrupted or anything. They're still they got some innocent so they're not going to think bad things about you. 51:43 Speaker 1 I think I'm gonna go with. 51:45 Speaker 1 Let me think about I don't know a lot of babies at the moment none of my friend. 51:50 Speaker 1 I would probably go with the 52:00 Speaker 1 The good thing about my grandma is she pretty much just says everything out loud that what she thinks about me 52:04 Speaker 1 So I'd probably go with my grandma. Yeah 52:07 Speaker 1 You think you would ruin your relate 52:08 Speaker 1 What if what if you were like at her house one day and you were like working on something been over and she's like he's got a nice 52:14 Speaker 1 But would that bother you I think I suppose what all people think you know they always say stuff like that 52:19 Speaker 1 Anyway, he's got such cute, but yes, that's just an old person thing, you know, so that's pretty much normal 52:24 Speaker 1 But yeah, I'd probably go with grandma. All right. I would I would say Megan my wife. Oh, that's gonna strain the fuck out of your relationship 52:31 Speaker 1 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I 52:34 Speaker 1 Don't know. She's like judging you constantly because I'm in a divorce her 52:39 Speaker 1 Not big deal I go number four I'll give it down 52:42 Speaker 1 Okay, all right next 52:44 Speaker 1 This one's good if you somehow read between the lines. 52:51 Speaker 1 If you could anonymously send a single completely honest message to a friend or ex-friend, 53:02 Speaker 1 former friend, what would that message say and what do you think would be their reaction? 53:09 Speaker 1 Send it to a friend or an ex-friend and an ex-friend. 53:13 Speaker 1 And I'm sending them a message. I'll just say a letter or a message single message 53:19 Speaker 1 That a letter though if you want to write a letter you can write a letter. I don't care 53:24 Speaker 1 Don't know why it's gonna be a letter 53:27 Speaker 1 um 53:29 Speaker 1 I mean it would probably just be one of those things like just kind of uplifting and just like hey 53:33 Speaker 1 I you know I just like hey, you know 53:38 Speaker 1 Just like things are going good. I appreciate all the the thing to top me in the times we had and 53:43 Speaker 1 and uh, things are well for you. Um, but besides that, uh, and this will be my last, uh, what do they say back in, uh, in, uh, Western times with that? This will be my last, not message, but they'd say something last time writing you. It was something more eloquent. 53:59 Speaker 1 Letter? Yeah, but no, they ended it differently. They would just say it different. It would sound like, this is my last letter. I hope you get it. And I hope you know, I love you forever. Yours. Brandon T. Thresha. 54:13 Speaker 1 You write that like Bobby Boucher's mom and the water boy. 54:15 Speaker 1 That's how he talked about it. 54:19 Speaker 1 What a voodoo woman named Ben. 54:22 Speaker 1 You stay away from my boy. 54:24 Speaker 1 Anyway, all right, good. 54:25 Speaker 1 That's a good one. 54:26 Speaker 1 I'm glad that you went positive on that. 54:28 Speaker 1 I didn't know where you're going to go, 54:29 Speaker 1 but I'm glad you went there. 54:30 Speaker 1 But I would have preferred you didn't. 54:31 Speaker 1 But anyway, it doesn't matter. 54:33 Speaker 1 Next, this is so bad. 54:37 Speaker 1 If you had to live in a completely different country 54:41 Speaker 1 for the next five years, but you couldn't choose which one. I would choose it. What is the absolute 54:55 Speaker 1 biggest fear you would have about where you're going to go and how you're going to adapt? 55:00 Speaker 1 Africans. I know you're sending me to Somalia. 55:06 Speaker 1 Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. I'm thinking because I right now, Somalis is the top of my list, 55:19 Speaker 1 but I'm trying to think if I would really send you there. Oh God. I would actually think. 55:24 Speaker 1 Okay. So that was good. So that was that's where I'd send you. What's your biggest 55:27 Speaker 1 fear about going there? My biggest fear would be, you know, it would be obviously being 55:33 Speaker 1 killed by Somalis would be the biggest one. But I think I think I could be their God 55:38 Speaker 1 fairly quickly. You know, I think I could, you know, because I don't think they really 55:42 Speaker 1 have access to the Bible and hopefully by then I've read the entire Bible and I can kind 55:45 Speaker 1 of use the same kind of stories and I can build them a whale and show them how to stop destroying 55:49 Speaker 1 stuff and show them how to, you know, aim their AKs in everything the correct way because 55:53 Speaker 1 I think it was some aliens or somebody fighting in Africa or it might have been the terrorist, 55:57 Speaker 1 you know, the AK has got that weird, got it back there. I'm not getting off the wall, 56:00 Speaker 1 but it's got the weird site where you push it up and it gets the different elevation. 56:03 Speaker 1 Well, apparently the fucking it was some kind of radical group. They're flipping the motherfucker 56:07 Speaker 1 all the way up so they're just sending bullets fucking 45 feet above people's heads. They're 56:10 Speaker 1 like, why can't we hit nothing? I show them how to lower it down and actually cite that 56:14 Speaker 1 motherfucker in and then they probably treat me as their as their god kind of like that 56:17 Speaker 1 movie Lord of War with Nicholas Cage. I'm sure you've seen that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 56:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. I'd be like Lord of War for them over there. Okay. So you're not really afraid anymore. 56:25 Speaker 1 You want to go? Oh, I see. I got to finish the Bible first. So I had to teach them how, 56:30 Speaker 1 you know, I can be like their call hide over there. I think they're going to kill you for 56:33 Speaker 1 Okay, last one. I know what this is. I think I know what this is. If you could 56:40 Speaker 1 perfectly erase one specific memory from your mind forever, which would you choose? 56:49 Speaker 1 Give me options? No. I don't know. I don't know your memories, you weirdo. 56:56 Speaker 1 Okay. You have your memory. If you had to erase one memory, which one would it be? 57:01 Speaker 1 I'm not sure. 57:02 Speaker 1 Let me think here. 57:03 Speaker 1 I'm going to think about my memories. 57:05 Speaker 1 And you can't say like, I'm not your mom's vagina because you didn't remember that. 57:09 Speaker 1 I said I didn't remember that. 57:10 Speaker 1 You remember that? 57:11 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 57:13 Speaker 1 I never, I never tried to think of it. 57:15 Speaker 1 I don't know. 57:16 Speaker 1 Um, let me think about it. 57:19 Speaker 1 Uh, when I, let's see memories. 57:21 Speaker 1 I know what yours is. 57:23 Speaker 1 What was my B? 57:25 Speaker 1 When you hooked up with that 80 something year old lady. 57:28 Speaker 1 Oh, no, that was history. 57:30 Speaker 1 I don't mind that one at all. That's an experience, you know. 57:35 Speaker 1 It's so gross. Yeah, but it's a once in a lifetime thing, you know, and a lot of people can say that they hooked up with someone that was like 60 years older than like said, she was probably getting railed by JFK back in the day. 57:48 Speaker 1 Five pain is wet where JFK's wet. Pretty cool. 57:51 Speaker 1 You guys are actually out of threesome. 57:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be awesome. Yeah. I'd be like, I feel JFK brain battering. 57:57 Speaker 1 Okay, dude. 57:58 Speaker 1 I'm just so grateful. 58:01 Speaker 1 That your parent is that JFK? 58:02 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:06 Speaker 1 Trying to think. See, I always what I always want to do is I want to like a good TV show or a. 58:12 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, a movie. 58:13 Speaker 1 That's what I want to do. 58:14 Speaker 1 So I've always wanted to rewatch a movie again, like from the first time and just not remember it so I can enjoy how good it was to watch it for the first time. 58:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think I have a good movie though. 58:25 Speaker 1 I mean honestly, you know, I hate to say it first time. Oh, I swear to God 58:29 Speaker 1 I swear on everything holy dude if you say you can only delete one memory from your brain and 58:36 Speaker 1 It's watching the movie Shrek for the first time 58:42 Speaker 1 I swear to God dude you please don't please don't say that. I don't really have any bad memories 58:48 Speaker 1 I think my mind is automatically does that I think it just gets rid of all the bad cuz it's like there's you know 58:52 Speaker 1 it just automatically filters out negative, negativity. 58:56 Speaker 1 After you go. 58:57 Speaker 1 What about when you got arrested for trespassing? 59:00 Speaker 1 That's probably a memory I need to keep. 59:01 Speaker 1 So I know not to do something dumb and go back to jail. 59:03 Speaker 1 Because really the jail part wasn't the worst part. 59:05 Speaker 1 The financial situation is the worst part about going to jail. 59:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's been like $6,000 in fees and a bond 59:11 Speaker 1 and everything like that. 59:12 Speaker 1 That was not bad. 59:14 Speaker 1 That was a long night, but it wasn't not a bad. 59:17 Speaker 1 It was an experience. 59:18 Speaker 1 I wouldn't say it was a bad memory. 59:20 Speaker 1 It's a good learning experience. 59:22 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of one though. 59:24 Speaker 1 You took away the Shrek one from me. 59:25 Speaker 1 Oh. 59:26 Speaker 1 That's it. 59:27 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think. 59:30 Speaker 1 So if I get rid of the first time I saw boobs, 59:32 Speaker 1 does that mean I could see boobs again for the first time? 59:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 59:35 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm going with that, dude. 59:36 Speaker 1 Cause that's something you can never experience again. 59:39 Speaker 1 The first time you saw boobs. 59:40 Speaker 1 Cause the older you get, the less first you have, right? 59:43 Speaker 1 I mean, you probably run out of first by the time you're, 59:46 Speaker 1 I don't know, maybe 25, you know, 59:48 Speaker 1 depending on how much you do. 59:49 Speaker 1 But there's not really much first things 59:51 Speaker 1 for me to experience anymore. So I probably say yeah, first time I saw a boot because if I 59:55 Speaker 1 I could see boots for the first time now that'd be awesome because my penis is working too. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Like back then it wasn't getting boners the first time we saw boobs you know you're like I 1:00:04 Speaker 1 feel something but I don't know what's going on. Yeah I do think you see them too young. I think 1:00:08 Speaker 1 the best thing you can do is as a boy is hold out. Like if you could hold out till 15 to see 1:00:14 Speaker 1 them for the first time it'd probably be magical right? Oh you probably hit the ceiling. Oh yeah dude 1:00:19 Speaker 1 But when I you know, I was like you I was young so I was scared more than any scared. Oh, yeah, dude 1:00:25 Speaker 1 You weren't scared. Oh, I was just like I just had like a feeling I never felt before and I'm like, I don't know 1:00:32 Speaker 1 Well, you're talking about the first time you saw him on TV or the first time you saw him in real life 1:00:38 Speaker 1 I guess yeah TV probably TV boobs 1:00:41 Speaker 1 Which arguably you know TV boobs are up there with real boobs 1:00:44 Speaker 1 You know, we talked about that before. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 What do you, what, how old were you when you saw them real? 1:00:49 Speaker 1 Like the first time in like real, like real life. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 Oh, then I was like playing with them. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, I guess. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 Um, I guess that'd be eighth grade summer. 1:01:02 Speaker 1 Were they good? 1:01:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they were, you know, they weren't, they weren't too small and they 1:01:06 Speaker 1 weren't too big for me to like not know what to do with them. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 They're like, they're like a little too big for my hands. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 And I'm like, this is good. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 this nice. I like this. You weren't scared? No, I was drunk. So I think I was okay. An eighth 1:01:19 Speaker 1 grade. Summer of eighth grade. Yes. Not eighth grade. What is wrong with you? But did you 1:01:24 Speaker 1 start drinking? Like when I was 17. Yeah, you were late bloomer. But I mean, you know, you 1:01:33 Speaker 1 find the, you know, you get like a bottle of cold or something or you take one of your 1:01:36 Speaker 1 dads or miles beer and then just like, you know, get a couple of them. You drink with 1:01:40 Speaker 1 your buddies and you feel kind of weird and you're like, hell yeah. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 And then we found a gas station that would sell to us very young and 1:01:44 Speaker 1 ninth grade. 1:01:46 Speaker 1 And ended up going to jail for a little while. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 I'm sure it was worth it for them. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 I remember I remember the first ones I saw in real life and, uh, 1:01:53 Speaker 1 and I'll be honest, man, like I was, I picked the wrong ones, man. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 Like it was, it was, it was, it was maybe a cups with the biggest 1:02:03 Speaker 1 nipples in the world. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 So I was like, these are, these are terrible. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:02:07 Speaker 1 And so it really, it really scared me for a while. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 They just kind of turn me off. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Did she grow into him? 1:02:13 Speaker 1 I don't know. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 I don't remember. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 Why should I do? 1:02:15 Speaker 1 So I oh my God. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 I did see on Facebook. 1:02:19 Speaker 1 She did grow into him. 1:02:20 Speaker 1 She she got she she unfortunately put on a few pounds. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 Like she's she's probably tipping the scales like two to 10 to 20. 1:02:28 Speaker 1 Are the boobs like 40 pounds of that or? 1:02:32 Speaker 1 I don't care. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 But like you don't you know what? 1:02:35 Speaker 1 It's not like I'm going through her Facebook photos. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 Like hopefully she's got some pictures of her on the beach. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 You know like I can see enough. I'm good. I'm good. I will say the first boobs that did scare me though 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Are the muscular ones I ever seen muscular boots those are so scary. No like girls work out 1:02:48 Speaker 1 Oh, you like the bodybuilder chicks. Oh, that's disgusting. It freaks me out every time I see him every time 1:02:52 Speaker 1 It pops up on my like every now and then like a bodybuilder woman will like pop up on Instagram 1:02:56 Speaker 1 I'm like oh here Instagram is that we're going with Instagram. I'm not gonna look up Jack chicks on porn hub 1:03:02 Speaker 1 And I can't even get on porn hub now without putting a damn license in 1:03:06 Speaker 1 I'm not putting my license on some kind of porn database. 1:03:09 Speaker 1 You're kidding me? 1:03:10 Speaker 1 You're like muscular chicks naked. 1:03:14 Speaker 1 Dude, my little just googled dudes freaking weirdo. 1:03:18 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 1:03:19 Speaker 1 It's disgusting, isn't it? 1:03:20 Speaker 1 I don't know if I've ever, I don't know if I've ever ever even. 1:03:25 Speaker 1 You've never seen a bodybuilder woman. 1:03:27 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think like not in real life. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 Never in real life. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, never in real life. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Yes, I mean, I saw, yeah, I guess. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 Disgusting, weird. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 It's disgusting. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 And you just know they're never gonna have, 1:03:44 Speaker 1 no dude wants to take that. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 Even a bodybuilder dude don't wanna take that. 1:03:47 Speaker 1 I don't know, they've gotta all be lesbians, right? 1:03:49 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 One of my buddies was not really my buddy. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 One of my, one of my, one of my, 1:03:53 Speaker 1 one of my other cointons, his wife was training 1:03:57 Speaker 1 for a bodybuilding competition, 1:03:58 Speaker 1 and she started getting jacked. 1:03:59 Speaker 1 And I started noticing it, like, 1:04:01 Speaker 1 when I'd see him together. 1:04:02 Speaker 1 And then one day she put up all these pictures 1:04:04 Speaker 1 on Facebook of her winning a competition. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 And she was wearing like the most scantily cool, 1:04:09 Speaker 1 like bikini I've ever seen. 1:04:12 Speaker 1 And you could see like everything, 1:04:14 Speaker 1 and it was, it was rough dude. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 I mean, she was jacked, don't get me wrong. 1:04:17 Speaker 1 Like she was a beast, but it's just not attractive. 1:04:20 Speaker 1 I mean, women are, I don't find women 1:04:22 Speaker 1 that are jacked like that to be attractive. 1:04:24 Speaker 1 I think a woman needs to be soft and feminine. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, but tone, but not like fucking rip 1:04:29 Speaker 1 like damn the rock or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1:04:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't want, I don't want an Adam's apple. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:04:34 Speaker 1 I don't want a chick that looks like she, you know, being inject in a Schwarzenegger semen into her arms. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 I don't eat that. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 Right. 1:04:42 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 1:04:43 Speaker 1 All right. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 We're going to go ahead and get on out of here. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 You know, it was a good time. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 It was a late one, but we appreciate everyone that came and we will see you guys tomorrow. 1:04:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that before we hop on out of here. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 Now see you tomorrow. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, it sounds good. 1:04:55 Speaker 1 Bye-bye. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 Hello, I'm Osempic and I'm other GLP ones kind of like him. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 Are you shaking a maraca? 1:05:01 Speaker 1 Nope. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 I'm shaking the pill version of Osempic, which no one should ever do except in ads like this. 1:05:06 Speaker 1 a nice disclaimer.