Digging Somalian Wells With GOLD EP-415 - The Daily Dose Show 2026-10-20 https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theclueless2/episodes/Digging-Somalian-Wells-With-GOLD-EP-415-e3qp4ak This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:02 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a black hole son, I ain't. 0:13 Speaker 1 I would have made it to a Tuesday and on the day back in 1803, 0:17 Speaker 1 the Senate ratified the Louisiana Purchase. 0:20 Speaker 1 TJ did not even realize how much land he bought. 0:23 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. 0:24 Speaker 1 It's the Daily Dose Show. 0:25 Speaker 1 We're going to pause real quick from a word advised by our sponsors. 0:29 Speaker 1 Morning. 0:29 Speaker 1 When you're about to hear the funny shit in your life, 0:31 Speaker 1 with that being said, the comments made by Brandon and Chuck do not 0:32 Speaker 1 reflect their views. 0:33 Speaker 1 Everything said in the show is protected under parody law. 0:34 Speaker 1 In no way, shape, or form is anything said or done on the show is real. 0:37 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 0:38 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 0:39 Speaker 1 I'm an attorney. 0:39 Speaker 1 You know what I mean. 0:40 Speaker 1 over there's Chuck Charles Ironfish, how you doing? 0:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's fun. 0:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, according to that statement right there, 0:46 Speaker 1 if we go off the commercials that everyone heard 0:49 Speaker 1 on yesterday's episode, which we were very curious about, 0:51 Speaker 1 it was one of the biggest things I couldn't sleep last night. 0:54 Speaker 1 I was so excited about what the universe 0:56 Speaker 1 and Spotify thought we would like to promote. 0:59 Speaker 1 And I think for the most part, what I saw, 1:02 Speaker 1 it was pretty good. 1:03 Speaker 1 I mean, like Firestone, Carmax, or not Carmax, 1:06 Speaker 1 well, Carmax, but isn't, didn't they also have 1:09 Speaker 1 stuff for your lips. I don't think so. I think you're getting car facts and car mix mixed up over there. 1:14 Speaker 1 Oh, well, once you got the Fox one's got for you. 1:17 Speaker 1 It's so heavy. We got chapstick sponsor. 1:20 Speaker 1 And that's just fucking great. That's what I thought it was. 1:24 Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean, those were really good. 1:25 Speaker 1 My favorite one was obviously the John Ossoff one. 1:28 Speaker 1 That that's the one that just like made me smile because that's that's funny. 1:33 Speaker 1 I think it's funny that we have a Democratic senator that's being promoted on our show. 1:37 Speaker 1 But if only he knew what we talked about. 1:39 Speaker 1 And the funniest thing was it was, it was crazy Mark that got the John Ossoff. 1:43 Speaker 1 Like they just know he's like a red guy or something. 1:45 Speaker 1 They're just trying to sway his opinion two weeks before the voting for the polls, the 1:48 Speaker 1 deadline. 1:49 Speaker 1 And yeah, he did a whole rant on it about how he hated the John Ossoff commercial. 1:53 Speaker 1 But like I said, if you don't want to listen to commercials, subscribe for five bucks a 1:57 Speaker 1 month on Spotify or if you have Spotify premium, that'll get rid of the ash too. 2:01 Speaker 1 As far as I'm aware, that's what, that's what Spotify told me. 2:04 Speaker 1 I mean, there's not, not a lot of information online about how this works because I don't, 2:07 Speaker 1 I guess there's not a lot of people to talk about online. 2:09 Speaker 1 But anyway, yeah. 2:10 Speaker 1 So today back in 1803, we got the Louisiana purchase, 2:13 Speaker 1 which was a lot more than Louisiana. 2:15 Speaker 1 And the funniest thing, you know, TJ didn't even realize 2:18 Speaker 1 how much land he agreed to. 2:19 Speaker 1 And he got a fuck ton of it. 2:20 Speaker 1 TJ meaning Thomas Jefferson. 2:23 Speaker 1 It took everybody listening a second 2:25 Speaker 1 to figure out who you're talking about. 2:26 Speaker 1 So yeah, so he purchased Louisiana. 2:28 Speaker 1 How much, what was the purchase cost if you don't mind me asking? 2:31 Speaker 1 Ah, let me look it up. 2:32 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm gonna guess it was, hmm, 2:36 Speaker 1 a long time ago i'm gonna say five hundred and fifty thousand dollars 2:40 Speaker 1 you want the cost for the day or back then not out back then 2:43 Speaker 1 uh... the united states paid fifteen million uh... for losing a purchase back in 2:48 Speaker 1 eighteen oh three i mean you think about it i mean you got half like over half 2:52 Speaker 1 the country in that purchase for fifteen million i feel it's probably a pretty 2:55 Speaker 1 good deal 2:57 Speaker 1 but what each other country 2:59 Speaker 1 and it was about half the country of that we bought and how big 3:04 Speaker 1 was the Louisiana purchase, Louisiana territory. 3:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's about half the country. 3:09 Speaker 1 It goes up from Louisiana, it spreads out all the way, 3:12 Speaker 1 touches, let's see here, I'll bring up a map, 3:14 Speaker 1 but it'd be a lot of stuff. 3:15 Speaker 1 Everybody knows that it wasn't just Louisiana, right? 3:18 Speaker 1 I mean, there's not dumb people out there 3:20 Speaker 1 that thought it was just the state of Louisiana. 3:22 Speaker 1 It's like, oh, how's Louisiana half the country, man? 3:25 Speaker 1 I don't understand, dude. 3:26 Speaker 1 Yes, there was a lot more, 3:27 Speaker 1 is the Louisiana territory, John. 3:29 Speaker 1 Why'd they call it the Louisiana purchase? 3:31 Speaker 1 That's stupid. 3:32 Speaker 1 here, this is where they did it down Louisiana. 3:33 Speaker 1 Like, let's make this deal. 3:34 Speaker 1 He didn't realize it was all of this. 3:36 Speaker 1 I mean, that's like about half the country right there, 3:38 Speaker 1 maybe, you know, 40% of it. 3:40 Speaker 1 So it was a good deal. 3:41 Speaker 1 So this idiot TJ, Thomas Jefferson, 3:45 Speaker 1 thought he was only getting the state of Louisiana 3:47 Speaker 1 for $15 million. 3:49 Speaker 1 And then he gets the deed and he goes, 3:51 Speaker 1 wait, man, you're telling me I got mom, Hannah? 3:53 Speaker 1 I got Nebraska in this thing. 3:56 Speaker 1 I mean, that's ridiculous. 3:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, he thought he was kind of getting like 3:59 Speaker 1 this little circle area right here. 4:00 Speaker 1 He didn't realize it was like double it. 4:01 Speaker 1 And I think the thing was they gave or they sold it to him. 4:04 Speaker 1 So like man, there's these fucking Indians over there. 4:06 Speaker 1 We don't know how to deal with them. 4:07 Speaker 1 TJ's like, oh, I know how to deal with them fucking trail of tears and guns, baby. 4:10 Speaker 1 We're going to eradicate those fuckers. 4:12 Speaker 1 I'll tell you what. 4:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:13 Speaker 1 All right. 4:14 Speaker 1 Well, that's interesting. 4:15 Speaker 1 I like how you always bring in history and you don't bring in like fun stuff anymore. 4:19 Speaker 1 Uh, well, they don't really, uh, there's nothing really fun that happened today. 4:22 Speaker 1 Unless you're a, uh, Lord of the Rings fan, uh, 1955, uh, our tokens, uh, return to the king final volume was published. 4:29 Speaker 1 I don't know. 4:29 Speaker 1 Are you Lord of the Rings fan? 4:30 Speaker 1 I got told you I only know about the guy that goes 4:34 Speaker 1 Precious 4:36 Speaker 1 Yes 4:38 Speaker 1 Here's one you might like 4:40 Speaker 1 2011 you're probably a part of this Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi was captured and killed insert during the Libyan Civil War 4:46 Speaker 1 Oh dude that was wild and I remember the video of him like them killing him that was nuts and 4:54 Speaker 1 Then also on this day in 77 4:57 Speaker 1 Brandon doesn't care about my doffees 5:00 Speaker 1 A charter plane crashed near Gillsburg, Mississippi, and he knew who was on there, right? 5:04 Speaker 1 Hold on. A charter, what day? 5:06 Speaker 1 This day in 1977. 5:08 Speaker 1 77 Mississippi. Oh, that had been Leonard Skynard. 5:12 Speaker 1 Yep, correct. Killing three members of the Southern Rock Band, Leonard Skynard. And then, 5:16 Speaker 1 I think the famous story was that Artemis Pyle that's walking up to the farmer's house and the guy about fucking shot him. 5:20 Speaker 1 He thought he was like a escape prisoner. No, he did shoot him. 5:22 Speaker 1 Oh, he did shoot him? He did shoot him. 5:25 Speaker 1 Artemus Piles, like the only person in the history of the United States that's ever been in a plane crash and shot in the same day. 5:33 Speaker 1 It's kind of a cool thing to have and he survived both and now he's crazy. 5:37 Speaker 1 Like I met Artemus back in 2005 and oddly enough, I went backstage and I'm like, you know, trying to, you know me. 5:46 Speaker 1 If I get backstage, I'm like a kid and a candy store. 5:49 Speaker 1 I'm trying to get autographs and pictures and trying to meet all these artists, to get to know him and ask him questions. 5:54 Speaker 1 And of course, everybody's got security. 5:56 Speaker 1 Everybody's worried about, you know, like Grand Funk railroad 5:59 Speaker 1 was back there, it's mother, and I'm getting a autograph sign, 6:02 Speaker 1 and I'm getting my guitar signed. 6:04 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden I see this dude, 6:05 Speaker 1 and he's loading the back of his F-150. 6:08 Speaker 1 I swear to God, I swear to God, 6:09 Speaker 1 it was like an old F-150. 6:12 Speaker 1 But he's wearing those stupid Confederate gloves 6:15 Speaker 1 that he used, that he played the drums in, 6:17 Speaker 1 that he's known for. 6:19 Speaker 1 And I'm looking at him like, 6:20 Speaker 1 why's that dude wearing those gloves? 6:22 Speaker 1 Those Confederate gloves. 6:23 Speaker 1 I look closer, I'm like, dude, it's Artemis Pile. 6:26 Speaker 1 So I walk over, dude's loading his own drum set 6:29 Speaker 1 in the back of his truck. 6:30 Speaker 1 This is 2005. 6:32 Speaker 1 Leonard Skinner, I think they're already 6:33 Speaker 1 in the hall of fame at this point. 6:36 Speaker 1 And he just sat there and talked to me for a while. 6:38 Speaker 1 And it was one of those times you meet somebody 6:40 Speaker 1 who thinks like, dude, this guy's gonna be so interesting. 6:42 Speaker 1 He's gonna be the best conversation, right? 6:45 Speaker 1 And he signs my guitar, rock and roll hall of fame, 6:47 Speaker 1 blah, blah, blah, rest in peace, Ronnie Van Sant. 6:50 Speaker 1 He autographs at Artemis Pile. 6:51 Speaker 1 like this is a great autograph about three seconds later, 6:55 Speaker 1 he starts talking to me about some wild stuff 6:59 Speaker 1 like conspiracies, like the president, 7:03 Speaker 1 like he's talking about 9-11 and I'm going, 7:06 Speaker 1 I gotta get out of here. 7:07 Speaker 1 Like this is going south real quick. 7:10 Speaker 1 But anyway, so Artemis Pile, that's a great one. 7:13 Speaker 1 I didn't know that today was the day 7:14 Speaker 1 they are, you know, Ronnie Van Zantai, that's sad. 7:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, yesterday and since you gave up on birthdays, 7:19 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go ahead and go through these. 7:20 Speaker 1 got him right here. Dude. Oh, do you? Oh, we haven't done it. You haven't done it like a week. 7:24 Speaker 1 I've been in Panama City, man. I've been busy. Take you 30 seconds. 7:28 Speaker 1 Type in who was born today. Okay. And I know I didn't look up today. I looked up tomorrow. 7:32 Speaker 1 No, break the wall here. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. This one's huge, dude. And I'm very excited about 7:38 Speaker 1 this one because he just got brought back into it allegedly. I don't know how true this is. 7:43 Speaker 1 They just talked about it in the news conference when they convicted two pox killer. 7:50 Speaker 1 In Vegas and the black man named extreme. I think he's a rapper out of Vegas 7:56 Speaker 1 He said he said you know we got one of them 7:58 Speaker 1 We got to get a lot more and they said who you who you referring to well 8:02 Speaker 1 He mentioned this guy turning 55 today, which is amazing to me because he looks like he's 75 8:09 Speaker 1 Snoop doggy dog. Yeah 55 today. Can you believe that he's only 55 doesn't even look like a grandpa 8:16 Speaker 1 I guess so. I mean, so yeah. Wait. Yeah. Okay. I guess that's right on the on the math. Yeah. 8:23 Speaker 1 I guess he does look a little older, but I mean, that's just what the Crip Life does to 8:26 Speaker 1 you. You know, I mean, you grow up with gang banging and shooting and everything. And it's 8:29 Speaker 1 just how would you know, how would you know the Crip Life does? Have you seen Crip say 8:33 Speaker 1 they age out quickly? And if you don't die by the age of 25, you look rough because you're 8:37 Speaker 1 always looking over your shoulder waiting for someone to kill you. But yes, Snoop Dogg, man, 8:40 Speaker 1 he had the like craziest turnaround ever. I don't know how you go from like gang banging 8:44 Speaker 1 and shooting in the streets, what not, 8:46 Speaker 1 Crippen over there in California, Copden. 8:48 Speaker 1 And then I was just like everyone's favorite sweetheart. 8:51 Speaker 1 I mean, I can't think of another gang member 8:54 Speaker 1 that was hosting the Olympics. 8:56 Speaker 1 It just doesn't really happen. 8:57 Speaker 1 No, everybody loves him. 8:58 Speaker 1 I think he's owned his personas being a sweet old man. 9:02 Speaker 1 That's why I think we just look at him 9:03 Speaker 1 as being like a grandpa. 9:04 Speaker 1 But yes, Snoop Dogg, the next two are oddly enough, 9:08 Speaker 1 both born on the same day, two of my favorite actors, 9:11 Speaker 1 which I love these guys. 9:13 Speaker 1 John Krasinski, everybody knows him from the office. 9:16 Speaker 1 Personal favorite was a quiet place. 9:18 Speaker 1 I think that was a great movie, 9:19 Speaker 1 especially if you have young kids 9:20 Speaker 1 that like to watch horror movies, 9:21 Speaker 1 because it's scary, but oh God, what? 9:24 Speaker 1 And it's good to watch with Def August, 9:25 Speaker 1 because there's no words at all. 9:27 Speaker 1 So, you're dead. 9:27 Speaker 1 Def August is like, he loves that movie. 9:29 Speaker 1 I love this movie, Brandon. 9:31 Speaker 1 There's no subtitles, you're like, I'm gonna read. 9:33 Speaker 1 This is great. 9:35 Speaker 1 So yeah, and then the other one was Vigal Mortensen, 9:38 Speaker 1 who, what a, he's a phenomenal actor and weird. 9:42 Speaker 1 He's he was in Lord of the Rings, which is what you were talking about earlier. 9:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:46 Speaker 1 So I guess maybe the fact that it on the same day that are token reduced to final, 9:51 Speaker 1 he's like, we'll find this guy 20 years later. 9:53 Speaker 1 Or actually there was only three years later. 9:55 Speaker 1 He was born as like that kid's going to be in my movie one day. 9:57 Speaker 1 That's weird. 9:58 Speaker 1 And the last one, somebody that I personally hate more than anything that I'm 10:02 Speaker 1 still trying to find a lawsuit against Kane Brown is 32 today. 10:06 Speaker 1 He, uh, if you guys have not listened to episodes, I don't know, 30 to 60, 10:11 Speaker 1 Somewhere in there is when I talked about the the song that I wrote and 10:17 Speaker 1 released in 2014 called Barry Me and Georgia 10:21 Speaker 1 And then oddly enough there was a song written and released by Kane Brown called Barry Me and Georgia 10:27 Speaker 1 His version made 10:28 Speaker 1 Approximately three million dollars and mine made approximately three dollars 10:32 Speaker 1 So guys if anybody wants to help me find a lawyer and I'm not kidding 10:37 Speaker 1 I've actually reached out to attorneys in Nashville 10:40 Speaker 1 to try to get this lawsuit started. 10:44 Speaker 1 And it's a lot harder than you think. 10:46 Speaker 1 Like you would think if somebody called you and was like, 10:48 Speaker 1 hey man, the dude stole my song, 10:50 Speaker 1 he's making millions of dollars off of it. 10:52 Speaker 1 Can you sue him? 10:54 Speaker 1 They would take it. 10:55 Speaker 1 This Stella Lefty chick, she really, 10:57 Speaker 1 she leaves a song called Train Back to Boston or whatever. 11:00 Speaker 1 And frickin', they're suing some dude I've never heard of. 11:04 Speaker 1 Like I've never heard of any, either one of them. 11:06 Speaker 1 And they're suing each other like, 11:07 Speaker 1 how do I get in this? 11:08 Speaker 1 So anyway, no happy birthday for you, Caine Brown. 11:11 Speaker 1 I hope that you're happy with the things you took from me. 11:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, and Stella Lefty, she's hurt. 11:16 Speaker 1 You know, the funny thing about it, 11:18 Speaker 1 she changed her name because her last name's like real Jewish 11:20 Speaker 1 and she knew that probably wouldn't fly over real well 11:21 Speaker 1 in the country community. 11:23 Speaker 1 But it adds also a multi-billionaire. 11:24 Speaker 1 So that's the main reason why she can just rip off 11:26 Speaker 1 anybody's songs because no one has the money to go 11:28 Speaker 1 toe to toe with him with the lawyers and everything. 11:30 Speaker 1 I mean, he hired 50 lawyers against your, you know, 10, 11:33 Speaker 1 depending on how rich you are and how much money you want 11:35 Speaker 1 to throw at it. 11:36 Speaker 1 And Noah Khan, you know, he's probably, 11:38 Speaker 1 I don't listen to his music. 11:39 Speaker 1 That's the guy that she stole the song from. 11:40 Speaker 1 But I don't think you really want to put that much time 11:43 Speaker 1 and effort into suing her. 11:45 Speaker 1 Because by the time he's a loser and he loses, 11:47 Speaker 1 he's gonna blow all the money 11:48 Speaker 1 that he made off his own song anyway. 11:50 Speaker 1 So he's probably like, yeah. 11:51 Speaker 1 How much do you think he really made? 11:52 Speaker 1 I mean, unless he's making a lot of money touring, 11:55 Speaker 1 there's no money in downloads anymore. 11:57 Speaker 1 There's no money in streams. 11:59 Speaker 1 You have to make your money performing live. 12:02 Speaker 1 So I mean, unless he's got a huge following job, 12:03 Speaker 1 I'll be honest, I've never even heard of the guy 12:05 Speaker 1 until everyone started going, 12:06 Speaker 1 Oh man, Stella lefty stole a song. 12:09 Speaker 1 I don't think he's making that much. 12:11 Speaker 1 He's estimated that worth between five and 25 million. 12:15 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 12:16 Speaker 1 What are we doing wrong with our lives? 12:18 Speaker 1 That this dude, Noah Khan, I've never even heard of him 12:21 Speaker 1 and he's worth $25 million? 12:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, five to 25 is a big, 12:25 Speaker 1 let me see right here. 12:26 Speaker 1 That's kind of a terrible estimate. 12:28 Speaker 1 I'm trying to see how, it doesn't tell me how many song, 12:32 Speaker 1 what this, how many downloads that song has on Spotify, 12:35 Speaker 1 I thought it would. 12:36 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, my bad. It has 1.2 billion streams. So yeah, it's a very popular song for sure. 12:43 Speaker 1 Which one the picking up sticks? 12:44 Speaker 1 Sticksies and yep that she copied. 12:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, what is called the sticks? He's picking up sticks. I love that game. 12:51 Speaker 1 I'm surprised you missed also today. Tom Petty was born back in 1950 and everybody's 12:58 Speaker 1 favorite first woman by president Kamala Harris was born today back in 1964. 13:04 Speaker 1 call her a first woman again, dude. 13:06 Speaker 1 She's the only one or the first US Vice President. 13:09 Speaker 1 It's everyone's favorite because she's the only one, right? 13:11 Speaker 1 I mean, she can probably have that title because there's no other one you can be favorite of. 13:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. 13:17 Speaker 1 I mean, we'll never going to have a woman president in our lifetime just so you know. 13:20 Speaker 1 Got to help. 13:21 Speaker 1 I'm not going to say anything on this because I know Michael Germany will clip it immediately 13:26 Speaker 1 and he'll put it up as like a response to that one that went off on social media. 13:30 Speaker 1 That one's good. 13:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 13:33 Speaker 1 So somebody in the chat over here saying that Jim Kim's young on is dead. 13:39 Speaker 1 I don't believe that. 13:40 Speaker 1 Who said that? 13:41 Speaker 1 I mean, it's dead. 13:42 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's real though. 13:43 Speaker 1 Probably. 13:44 Speaker 1 It'd be a weird coincidence that Call of Duty releases in like two days and he dies right 13:48 Speaker 1 before that. 13:49 Speaker 1 It's all about North Korea and South Korea and Russia. 13:50 Speaker 1 So I highly doubt it. 13:53 Speaker 1 But it could be. 13:55 Speaker 1 It's looking realer than we'll come back to this tomorrow. 13:59 Speaker 1 is not good at all because his daughter is even fucking crazier than he is, which blows 14:06 Speaker 1 my fucking mind because I'm playing the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 campaign right now 14:10 Speaker 1 and it starts out the leader of North Korea dies and their son takes over who is just 14:15 Speaker 1 super fucking brutal. He's like even worse than their father. So the timing of that couldn't 14:19 Speaker 1 be any otter or weirder that Call of Duty releases it and the campaign timeline is exactly 14:24 Speaker 1 kind of what's going on in North Korea right now. 14:27 Speaker 1 And then also, I guess you saw, well, this comes from Germany. 14:29 Speaker 1 He saw this earlier, called me before the show. 14:32 Speaker 1 So apparently the reason we're not 14:33 Speaker 1 doing the live streaming of the assassination of the Hissan guy 14:37 Speaker 1 is because Trump didn't realize he was in a wheelchair. 14:41 Speaker 1 So he thought that would look bad if we're just blasting 14:44 Speaker 1 a dude in a wheelchair and airing it on fucking television. 14:48 Speaker 1 And she's got a vegetable over there just getting 14:49 Speaker 1 riddled with fucking bullets. 14:51 Speaker 1 That might be a bad look. 14:52 Speaker 1 Now if we could stand, I guess Trump would be like, 14:54 Speaker 1 if we can stand, we'll stream it. 14:56 Speaker 1 If not, we can't stream it. 14:57 Speaker 1 We can't show a wheelchair man being shot to death 15:00 Speaker 1 on national television. 15:02 Speaker 1 So are they still going to shoot him? 15:04 Speaker 1 Oh, they're going to shoot him. 15:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess they just got up. 15:06 Speaker 1 When they'd be funny, they started with his legs 15:08 Speaker 1 to see if he's really paralyzed. 15:09 Speaker 1 The legs are flossed out. 15:11 Speaker 1 And then they moved on to his torso. 15:13 Speaker 1 Like, you feel that? 15:14 Speaker 1 And they'd like, no, I do not do that. 15:17 Speaker 1 And then they finished him off. 15:18 Speaker 1 But no, I say, what would I'll do? 15:22 Speaker 1 you today. Chuck, we'll get into our days real quick and then we move on. 15:24 Speaker 1 Oh man, it was a good day. I got up, you know, the second half of it was kind of surprising. 15:28 Speaker 1 So I'm going to use that. I'm going to save that for what the Chuck, but I did, I did go 15:31 Speaker 1 do I had to do a bunch of estimates because I've been out of town. So I had to figure 15:34 Speaker 1 out, you know, I just had to catch up with all these people that are blowing me up on vacation. 15:39 Speaker 1 And I go to this house dude. I don't know if this has ever happened to you. I was so 15:43 Speaker 1 pissed, but I was also embarrassed. And then I couldn't even tell the guy that it was 15:46 Speaker 1 me because I was so mad. So this guy, I get to his house. Well, when you, if I've done 15:52 Speaker 1 work for you in the past and I'm sure you have the same type of thing. 15:55 Speaker 1 You know your customers. 15:56 Speaker 1 Even if they're three years ago, you have the invoice or something like that that comes 16:00 Speaker 1 up in your phone or the system that you use. 16:02 Speaker 1 So I can see all the work you've ever done, all of our communication, everything in the 16:06 Speaker 1 system. 16:07 Speaker 1 So this guy reaches out to me and he goes, hey man, I need an estimate. 16:09 Speaker 1 So I show up, well I had to go who is previous invoice, which was like $5900. 16:15 Speaker 1 So immediately I go, this is going to be a good job. 16:17 Speaker 1 This guy already paid $6K. 16:18 Speaker 1 It's been four years. 16:20 Speaker 1 He's going to want to get more work done. 16:22 Speaker 1 I get there and we walk around back and he's like, 16:25 Speaker 1 I said, hey, you know, that he shows me what he wants. 16:28 Speaker 1 And I go, I said, all right, I said, 16:30 Speaker 1 did you have, did you do stump grinding last time? 16:32 Speaker 1 He goes, I don't know, man, come look at the stump. 16:34 Speaker 1 And I go over there and look at the stump, 16:36 Speaker 1 but it's this huge stump, right? 16:37 Speaker 1 And it's like all rotten and everything. 16:39 Speaker 1 And he goes, you wouldn't believe this. 16:42 Speaker 1 He's like, I shop around when I get work done. 16:46 Speaker 1 And he said, when I got this tree removed, 16:48 Speaker 1 I must have called 10 different tree companies. 16:52 Speaker 1 Every one of them came in over $9,000. 16:55 Speaker 1 But one idiot did it for six. 16:57 Speaker 1 He did it for two. 17:01 Speaker 1 No. 17:02 Speaker 1 And I said, I said, what was the name of the company? 17:05 Speaker 1 He goes, oh, no, man. 17:06 Speaker 1 He said, they were really good. 17:07 Speaker 1 But dude, I ripped them off, bro. 17:09 Speaker 1 I said, dude, that dude must be an idiot, 17:11 Speaker 1 because they lost money on that dollar, for sure. 17:13 Speaker 1 They don't know how to run tree companies, are we? 17:15 Speaker 1 So now I'm pissed, right? 17:17 Speaker 1 And I don't know what to say. 17:19 Speaker 1 So I was like, yeah, I said, 17:20 Speaker 1 oh, I wish he'd let me bid on it. 17:23 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, you would never came close to this guy. 17:25 Speaker 1 He's like, this guy was, he did it. 17:27 Speaker 1 He practically did it for free. 17:28 Speaker 1 It took him all day. 17:31 Speaker 1 And I'm like, cool, man. 17:32 Speaker 1 And so I get in the car and I'm doing his estimate. 17:34 Speaker 1 And I was like, screw you, bro. 17:36 Speaker 1 I fricking jacked his prices up. 17:38 Speaker 1 Like I took what I was gonna charge him 17:41 Speaker 1 and I added 50%. 17:43 Speaker 1 Cause I'm like, who's the, 17:44 Speaker 1 he gets all these estimates from these other tree companies. 17:46 Speaker 1 There's no way. 17:47 Speaker 1 I mean, even if 9,000, I was off by 3,000 by the lowest bidder. 17:52 Speaker 1 That's not even funny, dude. 17:53 Speaker 1 I lost that much money and he's making fun of me behind my back. 17:57 Speaker 1 So anyway, I hope I didn't get it. 17:59 Speaker 1 It's like the war dogs movie ever seen that one where they're like, Oh, you're 18:03 Speaker 1 off for like really good gentlemen. 18:04 Speaker 1 But I'll load it and become over like 1.2 million. 18:08 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 18:09 Speaker 1 That's exactly what I felt like. 18:11 Speaker 1 Oh, that's funny. 18:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:12 Speaker 1 No, I have, you know, I'll throw on a deck tax for sure. 18:15 Speaker 1 of people are dicks or whatnot. 18:17 Speaker 1 We're even giving them, like I just get a vibe from somebody 18:19 Speaker 1 and I just, you know, look at the signage in their yard 18:21 Speaker 1 and they got an American flag, you know, 18:23 Speaker 1 and it depending on how well their grass is kept 18:25 Speaker 1 and their dog should in the yard. 18:26 Speaker 1 If there are other projects around the house, 18:28 Speaker 1 like they've got a fence that's like all raggedy 18:31 Speaker 1 and busted up, I'm like, I'm charging you more 18:33 Speaker 1 because I already know you're gonna be a headache 18:34 Speaker 1 because you don't even wanna fix that, 18:36 Speaker 1 you're gonna be nagging me. 18:37 Speaker 1 So yeah, it takes a, whenever you're getting quotes done 18:40 Speaker 1 from people, the best idea would probably be blue collar wise, 18:45 Speaker 1 maybe put some kind of a republican sign in your art that's probably gonna help you on your on your bid for sure 18:51 Speaker 1 American flag American flag definitely gonna help you 18:54 Speaker 1 Uh, make sure your yards nice when they get there so they're not like this guy don't give a shit about his place 18:59 Speaker 1 Um clean clean your gutters. Oh clean. I say I don't ever get up that high but uh, no if you can see it coming out 19:06 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but say and if you got like, uh, you know 19:09 Speaker 1 If you got a shitty car, maybe don't park it right there, you know, maybe move down the road put it in your neighbors 19:13 Speaker 1 to them. I'm like, okay, I don't know if this guy can forward it. I need to up it even more. 19:17 Speaker 1 So that's just kind of how it goes. Large cracks in the driveway like the driveway's fallen apart. 19:21 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, I never drive on driveways. Do you drive on driveways? 19:24 Speaker 1 I mean, I do, but I mean, I don't mind cracks because if you say you need a Bobcat and I see 19:30 Speaker 1 cracks, I go, okay, good. And I'll be like, dude, this thing's gonna be trash, but it's 19:34 Speaker 1 already trashed. And they're like, yeah, man, you know, but if it's a nice driveway, that also 19:38 Speaker 1 was a sign that I don't want to do it. Because now I know you're gonna yell at me and you're 19:41 Speaker 1 you're gonna fuck it up. 19:42 Speaker 1 And so like, and we mess up, 19:44 Speaker 1 like we make driveways so dirty that drew my landscape 19:48 Speaker 1 or you know, he only works during the summer. 19:49 Speaker 1 So he has, he like changes his occupation 19:52 Speaker 1 from November to February. 19:55 Speaker 1 So now he's like, this is great. 19:57 Speaker 1 Cause I told him, I said, hey, from now, 19:58 Speaker 1 November to February, all you're doing is power washing 20:01 Speaker 1 all the driveways that we do work for. 20:03 Speaker 1 And it's like 300 bucks a pop. 20:04 Speaker 1 But I can keep him in business, you know, 20:06 Speaker 1 five, six days a week, just power washing driveways. 20:08 Speaker 1 But you know how much that sucks power washing driveways in January? 20:12 Speaker 1 Like he has no idea what he's in for. 20:14 Speaker 1 Does he have a does he have one of those boilers on duty? 20:18 Speaker 1 Has like a regular old, like a little power? 20:21 Speaker 1 He's going to be like, I'm in residential. 20:24 Speaker 1 He's going to come home every day with frozen pants. 20:26 Speaker 1 And this is one of those, one of those, I mean, if you're going to keep 20:29 Speaker 1 getting jobs, you can get one of those heaters that heats up the water and it 20:32 Speaker 1 does a lot better job cleaning it. 20:33 Speaker 1 That'd probably be better than winter to get a little bit of steam on you. 20:35 Speaker 1 warm you up. Yeah, I think he needs to make some money. I do it before he can invest any money in any, you know, like equipment. But yeah, so that's that's all I did today. And then, like I said, the last part is absolutely unbelievable. What'd you do today other than just sit in your room and well, whatever you do when you're alone. 20:53 Speaker 1 Uh, why didn't sit in my room too long? I woke up the day at first, I wrote woke up late today. I don't know if it was, uh, I had a moon pie last night, you know, I haven't had anything sweet in like a week and a half. So I'm like, yeah, I like this fucking moon pie that I found in my truck from the wedding, like two weeks ago. 21:04 Speaker 1 I was wrapped up and everything still it's fine. It's been cold with what melt 21:08 Speaker 1 I had moon pies don't melt. I don't know what they make them out of some kind of moon rock dust or something 21:12 Speaker 1 But they do not melt I'll tell you that they're delicious anyway for a little bit 21:16 Speaker 1 I wish it was banana was chocolate too much chocolate, but anyway, so I hung out here 21:20 Speaker 1 my my buddy had to go to court this morning and 21:23 Speaker 1 You know he or jury duty and he was all worried about it 21:26 Speaker 1 You know he not like doing jury duty and the fact they only pay you $50 and he had to go to a bumfuck County herd 21:31 Speaker 1 County where all they have in the city is one hardies a subway a Mexican restaurant in a gas station in a high school 21:37 Speaker 1 That's about it. They refuse to put anything else there because all the old people are like no 21:40 Speaker 1 We don't want anybody over here. So they got one red light in the entire county. It's very very country 21:45 Speaker 1 It's about 30 minutes County over from us 21:48 Speaker 1 He had to go do that and I was trying to tell him like dude 21:51 Speaker 1 You just need to go there looking a redneck is held because if it's a black guy 21:53 Speaker 1 They're gonna strike you off that jury in a heartbeat. Yeah, that's exactly what he did 21:57 Speaker 1 And he got struck off the jury. So he was good to go 21:59 Speaker 1 He knew a chick that I went to school with back in the day was there and when he was there 22:03 Speaker 1 He said the only people they were picking were the women. Oh, yeah, this has got to be a really bad crime or something 22:08 Speaker 1 So they're going with empathy or something like that. So you didn't have to do that 22:11 Speaker 1 So he came back here and I'm like, you know, I I'm watching the news a little bit and they're talking about 22:17 Speaker 1 Midterms and everything and they're like, oh the Democrats might win and obviously every time Democrats win 22:22 Speaker 1 Ammo prices and gun prices go up up up up up because everyone everyone's like oh my god 22:26 Speaker 1 we need to buy we need to buy guns and ammo now. So before the election I went out and bought me a new pistol. 22:30 Speaker 1 I need another everyday carry because I have a revolver, but it's just too fucking bulky and I don't like carrying a revolver 22:35 Speaker 1 It's just I feel like I'm in a Western and I'm not you know like 20 it's 2026. I just keep the revolver in the truck 22:41 Speaker 1 but went and got me a SIG and 22:44 Speaker 1 Shot that just feels pretty good fed the animals at my dad's house and then yeah 22:49 Speaker 1 I came back and I finished the book of Genesis. So I got like another 22:51 Speaker 1 1600 pages to go will be done with the Bible, baby. 22:56 Speaker 1 So I'm gonna try to get Exodus halfway through tonight, 22:59 Speaker 1 but it's going good. 22:59 Speaker 1 I still, what is this? 23:01 Speaker 1 Week two of no weed or alcohol, 23:04 Speaker 1 and I haven't been faved in five months, 23:05 Speaker 1 so it feels pretty good. 23:06 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be stoned as shit when I go to Kentucky though. 23:08 Speaker 1 I know that. 23:09 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to tell you that I think you, 23:13 Speaker 1 I think you're undergoing a life change. 23:17 Speaker 1 And it's called locking in, Charles. 23:19 Speaker 1 It's called locking in. 23:20 Speaker 1 No, I don't care what you call it. 23:21 Speaker 1 I'm not saying it's bad. 23:22 Speaker 1 Like I don't think it's bad that you're doing these things, 23:24 Speaker 1 but I think it's very interesting 23:27 Speaker 1 that you started reading the Bible how long ago? 23:31 Speaker 1 About a week ago. 23:33 Speaker 1 And how long have you not had a drink? 23:36 Speaker 1 Two weeks ago. 23:37 Speaker 1 And how long have you not smoked weed? 23:38 Speaker 1 Two weeks. 23:40 Speaker 1 So you went two weeks, you haven't smoked weed or drink. 23:45 Speaker 1 You've been reading the Bible for a week. 23:46 Speaker 1 you're through one book, you have, I don't know, 50,000 left. 23:51 Speaker 1 And you haven't vaped. 23:53 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, you're kind of becoming a pastor 23:55 Speaker 1 in front of our eyes. 23:56 Speaker 1 Like, I can see you in a year, like all of a sudden, 23:59 Speaker 1 you're like, I'd like to tell everybody that I'm sorry 24:02 Speaker 1 for all the dumb things I've said 24:04 Speaker 1 and all those discouraging remarks I made 24:07 Speaker 1 and I'm starting a church. 24:09 Speaker 1 I mean, I wouldn't, I can see it happening. 24:12 Speaker 1 You gotta do something with your life. 24:14 Speaker 1 Well, no, right now it's just locking in 24:16 Speaker 1 making a lot of money. But there is a church for sale. Did you see the church when y'all got off the exit up there in 24:21 Speaker 1 Hogan'sville? See, I'll see that right. How would you know unless you were looking God told you to look for churches? See 24:27 Speaker 1 dude, you're going to become a pastor of a church. The only way I would do that is so I could live in the church and 24:32 Speaker 1 it'd be tax free. And I just like live in there and just do whatever. Because you don't have to pay tax or anything 24:36 Speaker 1 on it. But they don't they don't pay enough. They don't they don't get paid enough. And then I got to deal with other 24:42 Speaker 1 people's problems and I don't really want to do that. 24:44 Speaker 1 You know, like, you're going to come up to me asking me shit. 24:46 Speaker 1 And I'm like, you know, I'm just trying to do it. 24:48 Speaker 1 I'm just going to rating it on my own. 24:49 Speaker 1 Just because I really want to know what's in there. 24:51 Speaker 1 Cause, uh, you know, the, the times are changing. 24:53 Speaker 1 And for some reason people, we're getting a lot of Muslims and a lot of Islam 24:57 Speaker 1 influence in America. 24:58 Speaker 1 And I don't like that. 24:58 Speaker 1 And I got a lot of Jewish influence coming in America. 25:00 Speaker 1 I don't really like that. 25:01 Speaker 1 So I really just want to read the Bible and understand from front to back, 25:04 Speaker 1 understand what's going on there. 25:06 Speaker 1 So I can like defend my claims. 25:07 Speaker 1 And then also I'm going to read the book of Enoch that the Catholics and the Jews 25:11 Speaker 1 took out of the Bible way back when because they didn't like it. 25:14 Speaker 1 And then I plan on, like you said, I plan on reading the, the 25:17 Speaker 1 Quran or the Torah and whatever the, whatever the Muslim book is 25:23 Speaker 1 because that one's going to be fucking wild. 25:24 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 25:25 Speaker 1 But I will say at the reason I know Christian has got to be 25:28 Speaker 1 on the Quran, poor in the Quran. 25:30 Speaker 1 Okay. 25:30 Speaker 1 So the reason I know the Christianity's got to be the right 25:34 Speaker 1 religion is because it takes you 72 hours to read the Bible 25:37 Speaker 1 if you're reading it fast. 25:38 Speaker 1 You can read both the Jew Bible and the Mus Bible in a day, which is crazy to me. 25:43 Speaker 1 Like there's not a lot going on in there. 25:45 Speaker 1 I don't understand why they think they're right. 25:47 Speaker 1 All right. 25:48 Speaker 1 Well, before we get into that, I got to ask you because you finished the book of Genesis, 25:51 Speaker 1 correct? 25:52 Speaker 1 Yes. 25:53 Speaker 1 What was the, in your opinion, after reading it, what was the, like the biggest like wow 25:57 Speaker 1 moment or the biggest like, huh moment that you ran across in the book of Genesis that 26:02 Speaker 1 most people wouldn't know about? 26:04 Speaker 1 I think it was the correlation between Shrek and Abraham sending his sons. Where to God hold on 26:13 Speaker 1 I'm asking you a serious question. No serious you can't dude 26:18 Speaker 1 Are you being serious? You're gonna you're gonna try to court you're gonna show me you're gonna talk about the correlation between Shrek and Abraham's son 26:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, because it was almost identical and then what happened was he sent him away 26:29 Speaker 1 Just to say, he sent away to a kingdom to go find a wife 26:32 Speaker 1 and to make sure she was, you know, pure and she was, 26:35 Speaker 1 you know, essentially held up in a castle, 26:37 Speaker 1 but she was held up in this city and ran by a king. 26:40 Speaker 1 And he's like, go find me a wife, go over there, 26:42 Speaker 1 bring her back, and I'll marry her, 26:44 Speaker 1 and then I'll give you all this cool stuff. 26:46 Speaker 1 And that's exactly what happened to Shrek. 26:47 Speaker 1 Shrek's swamp got taken over by all these crazy people, 26:50 Speaker 1 you know, these weirdos and whatnot, 26:52 Speaker 1 and then they said, all right, look, 26:53 Speaker 1 he goes up to him and says, hey, what do I gotta do 26:55 Speaker 1 to get my shit back? 26:57 Speaker 1 And he's like, all right, well, you go over here, 26:59 Speaker 1 I'm buying me a wife, come back, and I'll get all these freaks out of your swamp. 27:02 Speaker 1 And that's kind of what happened over there. 27:03 Speaker 1 Also, I found the first instance of someone pulling out, he put a seat on the ground. 27:12 Speaker 1 And then I also found the first time a woman lied. 27:15 Speaker 1 I mean, you only got to get long in the Bible for a woman lied. 27:18 Speaker 1 How long, how many pages in were you? 27:20 Speaker 1 61. 27:21 Speaker 1 And she was the pharaoh's captains. 27:26 Speaker 1 It was the pharaoh it was the captain for the pharaoh his wife 27:30 Speaker 1 Like doll like doll Joseph and she wanted he wanted him to come on into her 27:36 Speaker 1 And he's like no no no I can't do that guys gonna be pissed at me 27:38 Speaker 1 So she kept trying what what Bible are you reading dude? 27:41 Speaker 1 Justice she wanted she wanted to bang him and he was like no no no no you're just changing it 27:47 Speaker 1 Well, it says come on into me is what they say in the Bible see oh in me 27:52 Speaker 1 See a co in me come oh 27:54 Speaker 1 unto me. Yeah, come into me. Uh, but she was like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do that. 27:58 Speaker 1 Or Joseph's like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna bang you. I'm not gonna bang you. 28:01 Speaker 1 All right. We married and everything. Guy's gonna be pissed and everything. Uh, so that went on 28:05 Speaker 1 for a couple of weeks and she's like, please bang me, please bang me. You're the worst pastor ever. 28:11 Speaker 1 I gotta get to be where people can understand what's going on over here. Um, and, uh, he said, 28:16 Speaker 1 no, and then one day he went in and he was taking a shit and apparently they took their pants off. 28:19 Speaker 1 off. Apparently they would take their pants off when they would go take a shit for some 28:24 Speaker 1 reason. I don't know why. We just think it was ankles nowadays. But she came in there 28:29 Speaker 1 while he was on the shitter and she's like, all right, now you gotta pay me. He's like, 28:31 Speaker 1 no, no, no, he got out there, ran out, left his pants in there. And then she's like, all 28:35 Speaker 1 right, fine. You know what? I'm gonna tell my husband you did try to pay me or we did have 28:39 Speaker 1 sex and he's gonna throw you in the dungeon. So that's what she did. She said, I had sex 28:42 Speaker 1 with them and he ran out of the room and here's pants right here as proof. And that guy was 28:45 Speaker 1 pissed and he put him in a dungeon over there. And he hung out there for a little while 28:49 Speaker 1 until the Pharaoh had a crazy dream, 28:52 Speaker 1 the only person that could decode it was Joseph. 28:54 Speaker 1 So they pulled him out 28:55 Speaker 1 and then they made him governor of Egypt and everything. 28:56 Speaker 1 So that's pretty much happened. 28:58 Speaker 1 So women were claiming right back in the day too, 29:01 Speaker 1 and it was alive. 29:02 Speaker 1 So we've got to understand that part. 29:04 Speaker 1 Bitches be crazy, man. 29:05 Speaker 1 I'll start it back in the day. 29:07 Speaker 1 Now we know, but on to Exodus, we'll see what happens. 29:11 Speaker 1 We're gonna have, after that, 29:12 Speaker 1 we're gonna have some, 29:13 Speaker 1 tomorrow people are gonna be listening to the show 29:15 Speaker 1 and there's gonna be like some religious commercials, 29:17 Speaker 1 You know, they're going to be like trying to sell Bibles and gospel music. 29:21 Speaker 1 That's the Alex said, Brandon shit with his pants on, I guess. 29:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, take him down, but I don't just like throw him across the room. 29:28 Speaker 1 I mean, this guy is like throwing him across the room. 29:30 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on there. 29:31 Speaker 1 Brandon. 29:32 Speaker 1 Brandon just goes in the bathroom, sits down with his pants completely on, 29:36 Speaker 1 craps his pants and then drops at the toilet. 29:39 Speaker 1 Just fold it out in there. 29:41 Speaker 1 All right. 29:42 Speaker 1 There you go. 29:43 Speaker 1 Oh, who said that? 29:44 Speaker 1 That's a good catch, dude. That's a good catch. 29:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't know why they took their pants. 29:49 Speaker 1 I know a couple people that take all their clothes and they take a shit. 29:52 Speaker 1 And I think that's weird too. 29:53 Speaker 1 Like, just leave your shirt on. 29:55 Speaker 1 I spent a lot of time at the ballpark. 29:57 Speaker 1 And I can't tell you how many little boys still drop their pants 30:01 Speaker 1 and underwear to their ankles when they pee in a urinal. 30:04 Speaker 1 And I always think that's the weirdest thing. 30:06 Speaker 1 As a dad, whenever Carter would try to do that in a public place, 30:10 Speaker 1 I'm like, no, little buddy. 30:11 Speaker 1 Oh little buddy, you know, and I'd like pull his pants up, 30:14 Speaker 1 but these other dads, they're just sitting there 30:16 Speaker 1 on their own, on their iPhone. 30:17 Speaker 1 Like, yeah man, you're doing good, you know? 30:20 Speaker 1 And little kids like just chilling 30:21 Speaker 1 with his pants around his ankle. 30:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are you doing? 30:23 Speaker 1 Like, fricking weirdos. 30:25 Speaker 1 I'm gonna catch, like a cop's gonna walk in. 30:27 Speaker 1 I'm gonna catch a charge. 30:27 Speaker 1 I'm just waiting for the ear and all. 30:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm standing behind the kid on my phone, 30:32 Speaker 1 like checking my fantasies, 30:33 Speaker 1 their Carter's fantasy stats and somebody's like, 30:35 Speaker 1 he's taking a picture of that boy's butt. 30:37 Speaker 1 Am I, what? 30:38 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 30:39 Speaker 1 ops coming in arrest me. 30:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't remember when exactly my dad told me to, 30:44 Speaker 1 you know, keep your pants up, but I can't remember. 30:46 Speaker 1 Did you do target practice with Cheerios back in the day? 30:50 Speaker 1 No, we didn't use Cheerios. 30:52 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think, because I was a, 30:54 Speaker 1 and I don't know if I guess I'm weird for this. 30:56 Speaker 1 You know, I've never, I was never taught to pee 31:00 Speaker 1 with the toilet seat up. 31:02 Speaker 1 And thank God, I don't understand the whole like guys 31:06 Speaker 1 lifting the toilet seat and then peeing 31:09 Speaker 1 and then putting the toilet seat down. 31:11 Speaker 1 It seems like a lot of work. 31:13 Speaker 1 And so from a very young age, 31:14 Speaker 1 I guess I just had an extraordinary well aim. 31:17 Speaker 1 I never pee on the seat and I never had to raise it, right? 31:20 Speaker 1 So that was the only thing that I had to really work hard at 31:24 Speaker 1 was not peeing on the seat. 31:25 Speaker 1 Because maybe I was too lazy, 31:27 Speaker 1 but it was mostly just because I wasn't a germaphobe, 31:30 Speaker 1 but I feel like if you're in somebody's house 31:32 Speaker 1 and you stick your hand under the toilet seat to lift it, 31:37 Speaker 1 I'm always afraid that when I lift it, 31:39 Speaker 1 there's gonna be like some type of urine 31:41 Speaker 1 or poop splash or something under there. 31:43 Speaker 1 And then I get it on my finger. 31:45 Speaker 1 So I don't lift toilet seats. 31:46 Speaker 1 And if I ever do dribble, like, you know, 31:48 Speaker 1 back in the day, you know, if you have a couple too many, 31:50 Speaker 1 just grab some toilet paper and be curdings 31:52 Speaker 1 and clean it up, you know what I mean? 31:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I always use my foot to lift a toilet seat too. 31:56 Speaker 1 And you don't use your hand in a urinal, right? 31:59 Speaker 1 Like when you're in a urinal in public, 32:00 Speaker 1 you use your foot or your elbow corrector or do you use your hand? 32:02 Speaker 1 So I don't, well, so I don't use my hand for anything. 32:05 Speaker 1 So I had to see the top. 32:06 Speaker 1 That told me that when I was young, 32:07 Speaker 1 he was like, we're going this bathroom? 32:08 Speaker 1 Don't touch anything. 32:09 Speaker 1 And you don't want to touch my hand. 32:11 Speaker 1 I don't even touch myself. 32:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 32:13 Speaker 1 That's what my dad told me. 32:14 Speaker 1 So if you don't touch anything, you don't have to wash your hands. 32:15 Speaker 1 I hate to wash my hands when I was young. 32:16 Speaker 1 And just flop it out. 32:18 Speaker 1 And I do a high kick and a flustered urinal with my foot. 32:22 Speaker 1 And some people look at me weird. 32:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, you're the weirdo fucking put your hand on the damn urinal thing. 32:26 Speaker 1 And oh my god. 32:27 Speaker 1 I'm about to throw out when I see people do that. 32:28 Speaker 1 Have you ever, and this is what's happened to me at the Braves game, 32:33 Speaker 1 dude. 32:34 Speaker 1 Like when we went to the Braves game, this happened to me. 32:36 Speaker 1 So sometimes, sometimes as a male, 32:42 Speaker 1 sometimes your stuff is in your underwear, 32:45 Speaker 1 but it's been crooked for a long time in there, 32:48 Speaker 1 whatever. 32:49 Speaker 1 Well, if you go to the bathroom and you're not a toucher 32:51 Speaker 1 like me, I don't touch, but I assume 32:53 Speaker 1 that's where I get into trouble. 32:55 Speaker 1 And so I assume it's pointed at my urinal, right? 32:57 Speaker 1 But sometimes little dudes pointed completely off 33:00 Speaker 1 to the left and dude, you'll just let it rip 33:02 Speaker 1 and you'll look and you'll start peeing on the guy's shoes 33:04 Speaker 1 next to you. 33:05 Speaker 1 What? 33:06 Speaker 1 You're going to go with the God. 33:07 Speaker 1 And then I got to push it over real quick. 33:09 Speaker 1 And then I got to wash my hand. 33:10 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 33:10 Speaker 1 You've never done that? 33:12 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm looking where I'm aiming before I'm fucking pissing. 33:15 Speaker 1 Just in the military, it's like, oh, my man, with the rock. 33:18 Speaker 1 Bam. 33:19 Speaker 1 Sorry, Lieutenant. 33:20 Speaker 1 I thought it was straight. 33:21 Speaker 1 Just assume you just assume you're that close to the urinal. 33:25 Speaker 1 You're going to be able to hit it. 33:26 Speaker 1 But man, sometimes it goes like one inch out and then bam, 33:28 Speaker 1 it makes a hard left. 33:30 Speaker 1 You know? 33:30 Speaker 1 And you go like, what? 33:31 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 33:31 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 33:32 Speaker 1 I can't look at my penis. 33:33 Speaker 1 That's gay. 33:33 Speaker 1 Look at that. 33:34 Speaker 1 I don't usually it's because I'm on my phone watching Netflix or something at the year. No dude 33:42 Speaker 1 I watch Netflix a lot homeland God nine seasons. I'm eight seasons in as long as I've been watching for three weeks 33:47 Speaker 1 It's crazy. You need to get you need to get 33:50 Speaker 1 Ask your family this for Christmas get of the new meta glasses there. I can't remember what they are 33:54 Speaker 1 They're like seven hundred dollars, but they have they have the inlay on them to where you can you can? 33:59 Speaker 1 It's like in the glasses 34:00 Speaker 1 So you can just watch it going down the road and you still see everything 34:03 Speaker 1 But it's like a heads-up display in your glasses. You can just watch it like that. That seems incredibly dangerous 34:09 Speaker 1 You're watching videos going down the road looking down at your phone anyway. I don't know why you're just in your hands 34:13 Speaker 1 I glance down. I mostly listen, but unless if it's a good scene, I'll pull off into a QT 34:20 Speaker 1 You know like I think it's something like the last three minutes is always the most action-packed 34:26 Speaker 1 So I'll be driving down the road and I'll click I'll hit my screen 34:29 Speaker 1 It'll say like 47 minutes, you know like three minutes left in the episode. I'm like, oh crap 34:34 Speaker 1 So I'll go and find a QT 34:36 Speaker 1 Park there watch the three minutes and then get back on the road and keep driving so I'm not this hot that dangerous 34:41 Speaker 1 I'm mostly listening to all the fluff, you know, I just gotta I just gotta pull off for the good stuff 34:45 Speaker 1 That or you can just get a VR headset and just have a you know reality cock. Oh, yeah reality 34:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm gonna get I'll get max in it for sure if I do that 34:55 Speaker 1 Those are actually really handy though for like jobs and everything you can like do like a video and like point and what tree needs to be gone and everything 35:01 Speaker 1 And you like send it off there. They're actually becoming like really helpful with working everything 35:05 Speaker 1 I know a lot of people that do like the murals on like the side of buildings and everything 35:08 Speaker 1 You can just get like a an image and then just put it on the side of the building 35:12 Speaker 1 You can lock it there and then you just trace everything and draw it whatnot people starting to use it a lot for business 35:16 Speaker 1 You want me to send this to the amigos when literally every morning my job consists of the first 30 minutes trying to speak Spanish 35:23 Speaker 1 that I can't speak and it's just a lot of uno dol tres total total total you know like that's how we live 35:29 Speaker 1 So I can't imagine trying to send my video like that or you know 35:33 Speaker 1 You just will translate it for them. The medical assets also do live translations for you. That probably help for you 35:39 Speaker 1 I'll think about it. I gotta make more money. I gotta make more money. 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We got a couple details to work out time 37:20 Speaker 1 Mostly, but we do have the date so I can tell you right now December. We are gonna be seeing you guys 37:25 Speaker 1 I know that's shocking that we're having a Christmas party in December 37:27 Speaker 1 But that's what we can tell you right now 37:29 Speaker 1 We look forward to it and once we share the details branding gets to add that his his spiel every day 37:35 Speaker 1 Which he loves and it's gonna be awesome that he's got to start it before Halloween. That's kind of funny. Yeah, great 37:40 Speaker 1 So mark over there. Yes, I am reading the King James version 37:43 Speaker 1 I feel like that's the only way really to read the Bible. 37:45 Speaker 1 I don't like the NIV. 37:46 Speaker 1 I can do my own NIV. 37:47 Speaker 1 I can explain what's going on. 37:48 Speaker 1 I can decipher what's happening in there, 37:50 Speaker 1 and then I can relay information. 37:51 Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, oh, I know what it means. 37:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know what's going on. 37:54 Speaker 1 And Tara said, we use VR headsets for TFOs. 37:57 Speaker 1 I don't know if she meant to say TFOs 37:58 Speaker 1 when she's getting hammered or FIFA. 37:59 Speaker 1 I have no idea what that means. 38:00 Speaker 1 What does TFOs mean? 38:02 Speaker 1 I know that that means TFO, like TFO, the TV thing. 38:05 Speaker 1 I don't even think that's real anymore. 38:06 Speaker 1 When that thing back in the day, 38:07 Speaker 1 that was all the substance that you could get like no ads. 38:10 Speaker 1 Tara still guys a box TV. 38:11 Speaker 1 Chasing those big flat screens that weigh 400 pounds and I'll be able to 38:16 Speaker 1 hook it up or VR to it. 38:19 Speaker 1 All right. 38:19 Speaker 1 We'll go ahead and get into what the chuck. 38:23 Speaker 1 What the chug? 38:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:26 Speaker 1 You want to chuck me? 38:27 Speaker 1 Chuck you real hard. 38:28 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 38:29 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 38:29 Speaker 1 Chuck me. 38:30 Speaker 1 I'm full of chug. 38:32 Speaker 1 Oh, chug. 38:34 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 38:36 Speaker 1 What the chug? 38:37 Speaker 1 DJ version. 38:39 Speaker 1 All right. 38:39 Speaker 1 So this is crazy, but it sparked a conversation today. 38:43 Speaker 1 And I'm curious to get your feedback on this 38:45 Speaker 1 because I didn't think things like this were real 38:49 Speaker 1 until today when I actually witnessed it. 38:51 Speaker 1 So I went at the end of the day 38:53 Speaker 1 and I was doing an estimate for an 80 year old woman, right? 38:56 Speaker 1 TFO, it was with TFO. 38:58 Speaker 1 It says soccer and it says TFO. 38:59 Speaker 1 It doesn't give a lot of information. 39:00 Speaker 1 I don't know what that is. 39:01 Speaker 1 We'll come back to that. 39:03 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I go to this lady's house and she's 80 39:05 Speaker 1 and she's telling me what she wants and you know, whatever. 39:07 Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden we get into this conversation 39:09 Speaker 1 about prophecy and religion and this and that. 39:14 Speaker 1 And she tells me, she says, hey, you know, 39:17 Speaker 1 if you want to really make a really good investment, 39:19 Speaker 1 now mind you, this house that she lives in Brandon, 39:22 Speaker 1 maybe $300,000 home. 39:26 Speaker 1 Okay, I don't know, but that's what I'm guessing 39:28 Speaker 1 in the area that I went, right? 39:30 Speaker 1 You calling her poor or what, what are you saying? 39:31 Speaker 1 No, I'm, when I tell you what I'm about to tell you, 39:33 Speaker 1 you're gonna be like, are you kidding me? 39:35 Speaker 1 But I got $300,000 home. 39:36 Speaker 1 So she says to me, she goes, you know, 39:38 Speaker 1 Have you heard of the Iraqi denar, the currency that was Iraqi? 39:43 Speaker 1 I said, yeah. 39:44 Speaker 1 She said, so you can buy $100,000 worth of this for $100. 39:49 Speaker 1 I said, okay. 39:51 Speaker 1 She goes, have you heard about the Vietnamese? 39:53 Speaker 1 I think it's dong. 39:54 Speaker 1 It's dong, yeah, yeah. 39:55 Speaker 1 I said, yeah. 39:56 Speaker 1 She goes, same thing. 39:58 Speaker 1 You can buy $100,000 of that for $100. 40:02 Speaker 1 She said, so I've invested $3,500 into this and they ship it to my house. 40:07 Speaker 1 I said, so you just have like stacks of freaking Vietnamese money and I rack 40:12 Speaker 1 you money money. 40:13 Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah, she goes, but I assure you, in the next three to four years, 40:17 Speaker 1 once it gets centralized, I'm going to make a killing on the stuff. 40:22 Speaker 1 And I said, okay. 40:23 Speaker 1 And she I said, what does that even look like? 40:25 Speaker 1 How do they even ship that? 40:26 Speaker 1 Does it come in a crate? 40:27 Speaker 1 And so we're around the side of her house and there's like a basement door, right? 40:31 Speaker 1 And she goes crazy. 40:34 Speaker 1 She goes, she goes, it's in my basement. 40:35 Speaker 1 Do you want to see how they package it? 40:37 Speaker 1 And you know, I mean, she's 80. 40:39 Speaker 1 So I'm not really afraid of her murdering me. 40:41 Speaker 1 And I go, yeah, you know, sure, show me, you know? 40:44 Speaker 1 So she unlocks this basement door. 40:46 Speaker 1 We walk in and there's two, two huge safes. 40:52 Speaker 1 I'm talking like stainless steel refrigerator sized safes, 40:56 Speaker 1 right? 40:57 Speaker 1 With the big wheel on it, you know? 40:58 Speaker 1 The bank like a bank safe. 41:00 Speaker 1 And they're concrete, they're concrete to the floor. 41:03 Speaker 1 And she goes, so she starts spinning it. 41:06 Speaker 1 She's doing the thing, right? 41:07 Speaker 1 And she goes, you're not going to Tony, but yeah, 41:09 Speaker 1 I got these safes down here, are you? 41:10 Speaker 1 I'm like, no, of course not. 41:12 Speaker 1 So, and I'm not really, 41:13 Speaker 1 you know what goes where I was today. 41:15 Speaker 1 So, nobody does, right? 41:18 Speaker 1 There's no way anybody finds that out, right? 41:20 Speaker 1 Out of 3000 people, maybe one of them do, I have no idea. 41:22 Speaker 1 I hope not, because this is crazy. 41:25 Speaker 1 So she opens the safe and pulls out the money, okay? 41:30 Speaker 1 And she hands it to me. 41:31 Speaker 1 I'm looking at it. It's like all package and stuff and I'm going doesn't look like that much, you know, because I think she has 41:37 Speaker 1 What? 41:39 Speaker 1 3500 thousand dollars in this stuff, right? That a real number 41:44 Speaker 1 What 350,000 41:49 Speaker 1 350,000 though, but that's not the point so 350,000 dollars and I'm like well 41:52 Speaker 1 This is what 350,000 dollars looks like it's not as big as I thought it would be right? That's what she said 41:58 Speaker 1 But you know, it's like whatever. All of a sudden I look and safe and I go, what's that? 42:04 Speaker 1 And she goes, it's gold, right? 42:08 Speaker 1 Guess how much gold this chick has in a safe? 42:14 Speaker 1 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 100 ounces. 42:18 Speaker 1 I'm not talking ounces, baby. 42:20 Speaker 1 Pounds? 42:21 Speaker 1 Yes. Guess how many? 42:23 Speaker 1 10? 42:24 Speaker 1 More. 42:25 Speaker 1 100. 42:26 Speaker 1 hundred pounds that she bought in 1970 with her husband for fifty two thousand dollars. 42:31 Speaker 1 Oh, that's definitely what's going to make her wits. Not the fucking random Iraqi dollar in the 42:34 Speaker 1 domes. So make her. It's worth six point eight million dollars. I looked at her and I said, 42:40 Speaker 1 what are you doing with all this gold? And she goes, I'm saving it. She's 80. And she goes, 42:48 Speaker 1 I'm sailing it. 42:50 Speaker 1 And I said, what? 42:52 Speaker 1 What are you? 42:53 Speaker 1 I said, I said, I come and I asked her how much it was. 42:56 Speaker 1 It's a hundred pounds. 42:58 Speaker 1 And she said her and her husband bought it in 1970. 43:00 Speaker 1 They got it for $52,000 or $55,000, whatever. 43:04 Speaker 1 And she said that that was their like nest egg and they were going to sell it 43:08 Speaker 1 when they got retired, right? 43:10 Speaker 1 And she goes, and my husband passed away and I've just held on to it. 43:14 Speaker 1 And yeah, she's like, I'm just holding on to it for safe keeping. 43:18 Speaker 1 And she goes, but what I'm trying to tell you is this Iraqi money is good. 43:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm racking. 43:26 Speaker 1 And so I had, I'm like, at this point, I'm very curious, right? 43:29 Speaker 1 Because I'm going, okay, she lives in a, you know, $300,000 house. 43:33 Speaker 1 Like we talked about driveway jacked up gutters all full of junk, right? 43:39 Speaker 1 I mean, just it means it's not in bad shape, but she's got like four little dogs 43:43 Speaker 1 running around inside. 43:44 Speaker 1 I can only imagine what the carpet looks like. 43:45 Speaker 1 And so the other safes closed, right? 43:48 Speaker 1 And I said, so, I said, so what do you do for a living, you know? 43:53 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, I live off my investment. 43:55 Speaker 1 And I was like, the Iraqi money. 43:58 Speaker 1 She goes, oh, no, that's not as invested yet. 44:00 Speaker 1 And I said, the gold. 44:01 Speaker 1 And she goes, I'm not touching that. 44:03 Speaker 1 And I said, so what do you have? 44:06 Speaker 1 She didn't show me this. 44:07 Speaker 1 But guess what's in the other safe? 44:10 Speaker 1 Oh, Saddam Hussein's head. 44:12 Speaker 1 700 pounds of silver. 44:14 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. That's right. It was that 3000 and outs right now. Yeah. She said she's got about 44:19 Speaker 1 400,000 in there in silver. So what she does is she takes that out and she takes it to 44:24 Speaker 1 someplace that like like local to her and they give her 95% of its worth every month. 44:31 Speaker 1 She walks in, takes a little handful of silver coins, just drops them on the counter and 44:36 Speaker 1 they give her a couple. Dude, isn't that, isn't that crazy? So what is this? You have 44:40 Speaker 1 Children or what's what's what's going on in there. She never had kids 44:44 Speaker 1 I've been passed away. You know what you need to do. Oh, I think you see you. I'm like I do trust me 44:49 Speaker 1 I'm doing her job and 44:51 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna be her best friend for yeah, I might become her son 44:55 Speaker 1 I don't know you you need to keep it keep tab on this lady 44:58 Speaker 1 Scour the newspapers for the next you know three years when she dies and they do in a state sale and they can't open that fucking safe 45:04 Speaker 1 You gotta be like I'll give you a five thousand dollars for that safe to my soul 45:08 Speaker 1 Oh, just like, yeah, baby. 45:10 Speaker 1 Wait, you picked the wrong one. 45:11 Speaker 1 There's no more fucking silver in there. 45:13 Speaker 1 Well, so she told me, 45:14 Speaker 1 because we were talking about the safe after we left, 45:16 Speaker 1 I didn't know this about safe. 45:17 Speaker 1 So, so safes come in different classes, right? 45:21 Speaker 1 And do you know how they certify what class it is? 45:24 Speaker 1 Based on how hard is the break in? 45:26 Speaker 1 How long it takes you? 45:27 Speaker 1 Yes. 45:28 Speaker 1 So they actually have safe crackers 45:30 Speaker 1 that are trained to bust into any safe. 45:32 Speaker 1 They give them a safe and they say go. 45:34 Speaker 1 And then based on how long it takes them to bust in, 45:38 Speaker 1 That's the class that you have. 45:39 Speaker 1 So she got the highest class of safes. 45:42 Speaker 1 So and they're both and they're concreted to the ground. 45:45 Speaker 1 So I mean, these things are legit. 45:47 Speaker 1 And dude, you should see her security system 45:49 Speaker 1 like outside and she's old lady. 45:50 Speaker 1 She's 80. 45:51 Speaker 1 There's cameras everywhere. 45:53 Speaker 1 I was like, this chicks like she's like, 45:55 Speaker 1 I asked her if she was a spy. 45:56 Speaker 1 And she said, no. 45:57 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know. 45:58 Speaker 1 I think you're CIA. 46:00 Speaker 1 I think you can, I mean, obviously, 46:01 Speaker 1 if you want to crack into a safe like quietly, 46:04 Speaker 1 you'd be like a safe crack. 46:05 Speaker 1 But if not, and if there's no, 46:07 Speaker 1 I mean fuck the Iraqi dong and dick whatever money she got in that motherfucker fuck that bullshit 46:11 Speaker 1 You could just cut it open with a oxy acetylene torch and just get in that motherfucker a plasma cut or something like that 46:16 Speaker 1 Cuz you're not gonna burn the you're not gonna destroy the gold with heat 46:20 Speaker 1 So yeah, if she dies you got to go over there and you got to cut that motherfucker open and get off 46:24 Speaker 1 Dude if she died I could I could probably spend the money on a J. Dam and I would have 46:30 Speaker 1 I would take that freaking safe to the middle of the Mojave Desert and pay some B-52 Violet 46:39 Speaker 1 like, hey dude, and you drop a J-NAM on this thing. 46:42 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 46:43 Speaker 1 And do whatever. 46:44 Speaker 1 Your government might charge me $30,000 for the test, you know? 46:48 Speaker 1 But whatever, I don't care. 46:49 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm putting all my eggs in that basket. 46:51 Speaker 1 But look, I'd get the empty one. 46:53 Speaker 1 Can you do that? 46:54 Speaker 1 Can you fucking just ask the US military to bomb something for you like in a field? 46:57 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:58 Speaker 1 Pretty sure. 46:59 Speaker 1 here. So like when we were at Edwards Air Force Base, people would donate things all the time 47:06 Speaker 1 that we would shoot with like M60s, 50 cows, and we'd take them out to the range. And they were 47:12 Speaker 1 all donations, but you know, like old cars that didn't run or just junk, right? And we'd take them 47:17 Speaker 1 out there and we'd shoot them. So I'm guessing like they drop bombs in the Mojave Desert all the time 47:22 Speaker 1 for tests, if you said, hey, I have a specific point in your area that I need you to drop 47:29 Speaker 1 a J-damn and they're like, what is it? 47:31 Speaker 1 You're like, oh, it's just a useless old safe, but I'm going to need access to it first after 47:34 Speaker 1 you hit it. 47:35 Speaker 1 And then they're like, okay, I mean, I'm sure they do it because it's testing, right? 47:39 Speaker 1 I could probably make a couple of phone calls to make that happen. 47:41 Speaker 1 All right, all right. 47:42 Speaker 1 All right. 47:43 Speaker 1 Good job, guys. 47:44 Speaker 1 Now I need an excavator to dig 20 feet down in the herd to pull it back out. 47:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:49 Speaker 1 No, my luck is I'm rolling up to it and they're like, Chuck, Chuck, they're calling me like, 47:52 Speaker 1 We sent four J dams in, only one, I'm like, what? 47:55 Speaker 1 And then I get blown to pieces. 47:57 Speaker 1 But yeah, so that was a very eye-opening experience 48:00 Speaker 1 because I was talking to Megan 48:01 Speaker 1 because I was like, you know, if you died, right? 48:05 Speaker 1 Like let's say you died and you were older 48:08 Speaker 1 and you had a family. 48:10 Speaker 1 What's one thing that you would want them to find 48:15 Speaker 1 that you would never tell anybody about? 48:16 Speaker 1 Like that's a pretty cool thing. 48:18 Speaker 1 Like $6.8 million worth of gold. 48:20 Speaker 1 I feel like that's a cool, like, that's a cool find, right? 48:24 Speaker 1 What's something you want your grandkids or your kids one day 48:27 Speaker 1 to find when you're gone that they never knew about? 48:30 Speaker 1 Oh man, I don't know. 48:31 Speaker 1 So I guess, is it pre or post like Terminator War? 48:37 Speaker 1 Okay, so we're dying from Terminator War, 48:40 Speaker 1 is that what you're saying? 48:41 Speaker 1 No, I'm gonna live past Terminator War. 48:42 Speaker 1 I just need to know if it's post, pre or post. 48:44 Speaker 1 You're 85, so you survived the Terminator War of the AI. 48:48 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 48:49 Speaker 1 to say, uh, I got like the head of like the head AI terminator down there and like you control anything, you know, it can control everything in the earth. 48:57 Speaker 1 Uh, because at that point, everything's gonna be technology based. 49:00 Speaker 1 Um, or in the, I see after the Terminator war, uh, we're probably had the detonate EMPs and we're gonna go back to like the Stone Age for the most part. 49:07 Speaker 1 We're gonna have like a guns will still work and everything, but no electronics, anything. We're gonna start from the ground back up. 49:12 Speaker 1 So, um, you probably something like, like technology again, like some new, some old technology that I save somehow in like a Faraday safe or something. 49:19 Speaker 1 And it still works. 49:20 Speaker 1 Like I don't know like an iPhone or something that they can reverse engineer. 49:26 Speaker 1 I was I was definitely going a different route with this. 49:29 Speaker 1 Talk to my $2 bills. 49:31 Speaker 1 You get to go to the ranch at about $2. 49:34 Speaker 1 They're going to like those one day. 49:36 Speaker 1 I was thinking like a tape like a DVD, you know, that says like, you know, Chuck and 49:43 Speaker 1 Megan sex tape 2012, right? 49:45 Speaker 1 Well, your kids to watch that was wrong with them. 49:47 Speaker 1 No, shut up. 49:48 Speaker 1 Listen, listen. 49:49 Speaker 1 pop it in like they have to go find a DVD player. They have to like acquire all this technology. 49:54 Speaker 1 They pop it in and it's just like a video of me. I'm like you dirty, dirty kids. 50:00 Speaker 1 I thought you were going to put some value on to see if they'd actually watch it. Like 50:03 Speaker 1 oh, if you want to bomb that, have sex. Like you're going to get like the math tour. All 50:06 Speaker 1 my stuff is on my two dollar bills. 50:08 Speaker 1 Dude, that's a good idea. So yeah, that's what I'll do. And then when they pop it in, 50:14 Speaker 1 I'll be like, first off, I'm very ashamed of you. Right? Like you even went through the 50:18 Speaker 1 And I really hope you don't have all the family watching. 50:22 Speaker 1 Okay? 50:23 Speaker 1 That's my number. 50:24 Speaker 1 Like, it's just like Chuck and Meg is nasty, dirty sex. 50:27 Speaker 1 And then as you're talking, it's like, 50:28 Speaker 1 breaking up, there's just like sex scenes 50:30 Speaker 1 like a quarter of a second in there. 50:32 Speaker 1 It just goes back to you talking. 50:34 Speaker 1 And they got, you know, the whole family's watching 50:36 Speaker 1 and they got the grandkids in the room. 50:37 Speaker 1 Like you guys are weirdos. 50:38 Speaker 1 But yeah, that's a good idea. 50:39 Speaker 1 And then you say, okay, since you had the courage 50:42 Speaker 1 to watch this, I hid such and such buried so-and-so, 50:46 Speaker 1 you know, whatever and probably stuff out there, 50:48 Speaker 1 Then they go on a scavenger, but my luck they just throw it away 50:51 Speaker 1 Because I think it's gross some garbage man would find it and be like hell you're a Billy 50:55 Speaker 1 You know and then he'd go watch it. He'd dig up my treasure. I would suck. Oh, yeah 50:59 Speaker 1 I got some good porn. I he's I fuck this boy ain't a porn on here. What the hell man? 51:04 Speaker 1 I guess I go get digged up this fucking gold over here's up 51:08 Speaker 1 But no, yeah, that's uh, that's correct 51:10 Speaker 1 I mean at that point if I was 80 years old though and I had seven million dollars sitting in a safe 51:14 Speaker 1 I mean I don't have anyone to give it to you 51:15 Speaker 1 I mean I'll just start blowing through that motherfucker 51:17 Speaker 1 I'll just do whatever the fuck I'm on it for the most part. Yeah, I mean so she's very religious and she was talking about how with the 51:24 Speaker 1 Again, you know, I don't know how this works with the Vietnamese dong and the frickin iraq. She's worthless 51:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know. I'm not gonna say anything bad about it 51:34 Speaker 1 I don't know I don't know the specifics, but she said that once it gets to a certain amount 51:39 Speaker 1 This is where got a little tricky 51:41 Speaker 1 She gives it to the church 51:43 Speaker 1 the church caches it in for her, 51:46 Speaker 1 and then the church takes 10% for tithes. 51:50 Speaker 1 And I'm like, that doesn't really make any sense. 51:53 Speaker 1 Like why would you have to go to the church? 51:54 Speaker 1 Why wouldn't you go to a financial institution? 51:56 Speaker 1 A tax evasion, if you give it to the church, 51:59 Speaker 1 you can write it off and the churches are not taxed 52:01 Speaker 1 so then they can give it back to her, 52:03 Speaker 1 but she gave the 10% to God, so she's cool with that. 52:05 Speaker 1 And she gets to keep all that money tax-free 52:07 Speaker 1 because the church gave it back to her. 52:09 Speaker 1 A smart, actually. 52:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 52:11 Speaker 1 All right, so going back to what we were talking about earlier, 52:13 Speaker 1 I'll start the church and I got to just direct everything, 52:16 Speaker 1 like all my sermons to her. 52:17 Speaker 1 Like we don't have to have like a real church. 52:18 Speaker 1 So just be like the, we'll just hire some actors 52:20 Speaker 1 to be in there and she'll let be the one person. 52:22 Speaker 1 We'll feel like we're talking to her a lot 52:23 Speaker 1 and then she'll give us all the gold. 52:25 Speaker 1 Okay, dude. 52:26 Speaker 1 I know in my heart that you're not trying to go to hell. 52:30 Speaker 1 Like I know it. 52:31 Speaker 1 Like I know that this is a small part of you 52:32 Speaker 1 that's not trying to go to hell. 52:34 Speaker 1 But when you come up with these ideas, 52:36 Speaker 1 it's like you're just trying to condemn your soul, man. 52:38 Speaker 1 Like we're spit balling air. 52:39 Speaker 1 I'm just brag. 52:40 Speaker 1 What you just said is like blasphemy. 52:46 Speaker 1 Like you wanna start a church. 52:47 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna throw it out. 52:48 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna say what you just said. 52:50 Speaker 1 This is what you just said, 52:51 Speaker 1 but I'm gonna not make it, I'm gonna break it down. 52:54 Speaker 1 You wanna start a church to bring this 52:57 Speaker 1 pretty sweet little old lady in 53:00 Speaker 1 and become part of the congregation. 53:02 Speaker 1 You wanna hire actors who, 53:04 Speaker 1 you don't have any money to pay actors. 53:06 Speaker 1 So these are gonna be other, other sinners. 53:10 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 53:12 Speaker 1 And now they all have to act like they're part of the congregation to make her feel welcome. 53:17 Speaker 1 So every Sunday, she's gonna be in there and you're gonna be up in the pulpit and you're 53:23 Speaker 1 gonna be like, well, you know, God, talk to me last night. 53:26 Speaker 1 And he said, you know, Brandon, this church really couldn't use any money, but it could 53:31 Speaker 1 use gold, right? 53:33 Speaker 1 and you're like not looking at her, you know, you're like gold. And I'm not talking to anybody 53:41 Speaker 1 specifically, but God keeps talking to me about gold. And I'm changing the name of the 53:45 Speaker 1 church to the golden church, you know, and things like that. I think it's evil what you do. 53:51 Speaker 1 And you'd be ripping her off. 53:53 Speaker 1 I know I don't think so because, you know, as long as I give her a good life and preach, 53:57 Speaker 1 I'm saying what she likes to hear. I think her last days would be, you know, she'd be 54:01 Speaker 1 She'd be she'd be understood people would you know it's kind of like 54:06 Speaker 1 When you tell old people and they're like kind of delusional and everything or they got all timers and they ask about their sister 54:11 Speaker 1 Whatnot instead of telling them every day like oh your sister died your sister died. She's died. I'd be like oh your sister's doing good 54:15 Speaker 1 She's up there with the grandkids and everything that way they're just at ease 54:18 Speaker 1 You know cuz you don't want to tell them the truth because then they freak out every day when you tell them that everyone that 54:23 Speaker 1 They love dead. You just tell them like oh yeah Johnny's over there 54:26 Speaker 1 He's doing good really Johnny died in a DUI accident hit a tree and killed a family three 54:29 Speaker 1 you know, 10 years ago, but she doesn't need to know that. You know what I'm saying? So you're just 54:33 Speaker 1 giving the people, you know, what they want to hear in their last days. 54:37 Speaker 1 Okay, so this is interesting because I think this talks about it a lot about your character 54:42 Speaker 1 and who you are. If I told you that there was this lady that I felt a certain way about whatever, 54:50 Speaker 1 I don't know, getting water to Africa or, you know, making sure Dobermans didn't get 54:55 Speaker 1 rabies. I don't know whatever it is, right? And she would give you $5 million. No questions asked, 55:03 Speaker 1 but you had to go talk to her and you had to go say, yes, we really need the $5 million to get 55:08 Speaker 1 water to Africa. And she's never going to she's never going to double check. She's never going to 55:13 Speaker 1 call anybody. She's just going to trust you and believe what you say to her. Would you lie to her 55:17 Speaker 1 face and would you take the $5 million? I take the $5 million and I'd probably spend 55:22 Speaker 1 and probably three on water in Africa, 55:26 Speaker 1 but I mean, you gotta get paid for your job. 55:28 Speaker 1 My mission is to get paid, right? 55:30 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, okay. 55:31 Speaker 1 So you would actually, I'm not saying, would you do it? 55:34 Speaker 1 I don't want you to do it. 55:35 Speaker 1 I'm saying, would you just take the money 55:38 Speaker 1 and not do any of it? 55:40 Speaker 1 So you don't want me to get people in Africa, water? 55:42 Speaker 1 I'm trying to see where your moral compass is. 55:47 Speaker 1 I'm saying, would you feel okay defrauding a old woman? 55:51 Speaker 1 And let's say you knew she only had three days left to live. 55:54 Speaker 1 And she said, Brandon, I want you to have this 5 million, 55:57 Speaker 1 but only if you tell me you'll use it 56:00 Speaker 1 to feed people in Somalia. 56:03 Speaker 1 What do you say? 56:04 Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, I'll go feed people in Somalia. 56:06 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously I'm not gonna get a molly. 56:06 Speaker 1 Jesus dude, no, hold on. 56:08 Speaker 1 My question, you're such an idiot. 56:11 Speaker 1 My question is, would you take the money, lie to her face, 56:15 Speaker 1 and not do any of it? 56:17 Speaker 1 Or would you say, no, I'm not gonna do that? 56:20 Speaker 1 No, I'm not gonna take her money and lie to her, but I will say I will take the money and I'll go 56:24 Speaker 1 I mean I'll go I'll use some of it. Yeah for sure to go over there 56:26 Speaker 1 But I'm like look I got playing tickets. I gotta buy I got people I got a boy 56:29 Speaker 1 I gotta you know 56:30 Speaker 1 I got I gotta make sure I got enough money to transfer myself back and forth to check on these Africans see how quickly 56:34 Speaker 1 They fuck up their water situation, but I'll do it for you old lady 56:37 Speaker 1 All right, I feel like the money can probably go somewhere better than giving Africans water because they don't even know how to deal 56:42 Speaker 1 With that I have I have a feeling that she'd give you the five million you'd buy the tickets to Somalia 56:47 Speaker 1 You'd land they'd show you where the wells at you'd be like yeah, this ain't never gonna work you're welcome 56:52 Speaker 1 Okay, move and then you just get back on the plane and play home like I tried 56:56 Speaker 1 I just flip a quarter in there and be like, well, I wish on the well. No good luck guys 57:02 Speaker 1 Why did you throw the quarter in the sand? 57:05 Speaker 1 Well, I prayed there be water 57:08 Speaker 1 Call me in three years. Let me know if if any came but no, I would I would I would take her money and then use it to you 57:14 Speaker 1 know, like I said, whatever she wanted to do, I'd use obviously she doesn't expect me to use all the five million and then maybe just be poor and broken waste, you know, not waste my time, but my time is valuable, obviously. So I got to get compensated for what I'm doing for these people in Africa. So yeah, but use some of that for myself, obviously, because I got to facilitate everything, you know, 747s or not, or, you know, C 130s are very expensive to transport all that shit over there. 57:34 Speaker 1 So I'd have to buy one of those and then I'd probably just turn into a private airplane afterwards 57:39 Speaker 1 But once I got it all set up over there 57:41 Speaker 1 I'd you know I don't know how much it takes to get a well in Africa imagine imagine not a lot 57:45 Speaker 1 You can pretty much dig anywhere. There's no permits or anything 57:47 Speaker 1 You just gotta tell your ass to the crocodile like and I fucking dig here. They'll be like 57:53 Speaker 1 Stupid you can't dig it out for gonna get a well 57:56 Speaker 1 Did you know what a well is yeah, I don't think they have been Somalia. I don't think you can dig deep enough 58:02 Speaker 1 It's the freakin desert 58:03 Speaker 1 You just got to get how far they above sea level. I don't know. I don't think that you can dig well in Somalia. I think I think 58:11 Speaker 1 How far is Somalia 58:16 Speaker 1 Sea level 58:18 Speaker 1 Let's see here. All right. It's gonna be a pretty deep fucking well, but 613 to 1300 feet 58:24 Speaker 1 But I mean they do that here in the States anyway, so he's got to dig down 58:27 Speaker 1 He's got to pump it up now the problem is he ain't got no power over there 58:30 Speaker 1 So you just gotta dedicate, you know, the healthiest ones 58:33 Speaker 1 to start pumping water out that some bitch 58:35 Speaker 1 or get a little solar panel set up. 58:38 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 58:40 Speaker 1 Standard borehole, 58:42 Speaker 1 this is mostly for regional community in rural boreholes, 58:46 Speaker 1 50 to 150 meters up to 500 feet. 58:51 Speaker 1 A recent humanitarian borehole, 58:53 Speaker 1 which is what Brandy would have to do. 58:55 Speaker 1 In the mud, in the mud dug region, 58:59 Speaker 1 They had to dig it because 754 feet. 59:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be that bad. 59:06 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 59:07 Speaker 1 You don't have Bruce Willis isn't on your crew. 59:09 Speaker 1 Okay, this is an Armageddon. 59:11 Speaker 1 Don't act like you can hit that depth. 59:13 Speaker 1 Oh, let me add a well drilling rig cost. 59:19 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna look at how much does it cost 59:20 Speaker 1 to dig 754 feet in Africa? 59:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, in Africa. 59:24 Speaker 1 It's a lot cheaper there than it is the US. 59:26 Speaker 1 Do you have a whole permit or anything? 59:28 Speaker 1 to dig 750 feet in Somalia because that's where you're going. Somalia. I want to have 59:38 Speaker 1 the what what what what she wanted. She wanted. She wanted Somalia. I told you. Oh, here we 59:42 Speaker 1 go. Oh my God. 100 grand. No half a million. No, it's less. This is 59:54 Speaker 1 This is so friggin sad dude that they don't have more water than Orlando. Okay. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 20,000 dollars to dig 750 feet. Do you not remember? We talking about their IQ levels 1:00:08 Speaker 1 about the same as the dolphin. All right. So dude, so it says in East Africa commercial 1:00:13 Speaker 1 rig drilling generally ranges from 40 to 80 feet or $80 US dollars per meter. So $12 1:00:20 Speaker 1 a foot. So cheap. Oh my God. Casey materials a 700 foot 50, 750 foot well requires significant 1:00:27 Speaker 1 reinforcement steel or heavy duty PVC casings gravel packing and sanitary ceiling protection. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 The deep aquifer but adds thousands to the material bill. Thousands. Yeah. Okay. The pump 1:00:37 Speaker 1 and power system are your most expensive cost and in Africa a pump to sustain a 750 foot 1:00:45 Speaker 1 well would be eight thousand US dollars. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, she was hell. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 How are we not putting these things in dude? 1:00:50 Speaker 1 Because why are we not? 1:00:51 Speaker 1 Why are we not just putting them everywhere and giving them water parks over there? 1:00:54 Speaker 1 That's crazy. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 They did. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 Mr. Beast went over there and he installed all those wells for the he did a video a year 1:00:59 Speaker 1 or two ago and lo and behold two years later the Africans destroyed it. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 They don't know how to maintain anything over there. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 That's just it's not a racist thing either. 1:01:07 Speaker 1 It's just the fact that Africans cannot maintain anything. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 They're just not smart enough to. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 They just it's the fact they just can't do it. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 That's why Africa has not developed at all, 1:01:14 Speaker 1 because they just don't have the cognitive ability 1:01:16 Speaker 1 to understand like, hey, we could not be living 1:01:18 Speaker 1 in mud huts and not have our children 1:01:20 Speaker 1 being eaten by crocodiles. 1:01:21 Speaker 1 Like what about a fit? 1:01:22 Speaker 1 They can't even understand a fit to keep the crocodiles. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 I think it comes down to the financial cost 1:01:28 Speaker 1 that it would take to build enough schools 1:01:31 Speaker 1 to give them the education. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 Because a lot of these kids have no education. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 Like they don't even have schools. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 So they can't even go and learn. 1:01:37 Speaker 1 So I think that's the biggest thing, 1:01:38 Speaker 1 is you got to invest in the education. 1:01:41 Speaker 1 Once you invest in the education, 1:01:43 Speaker 1 I promise you if you had a proper education over there, 1:01:46 Speaker 1 the kids would be smarter than half the kids 1:01:47 Speaker 1 that I went to high school with. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 I mean- 1:01:49 Speaker 1 I laid out it. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 Dude, dude. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 I went to school. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 I went to- 1:01:53 Speaker 1 Get away with a kid that pooped on my hood. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 Okay, there's some dumb kids in school. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 Don't act like you didn't go to school and see these kids. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 There are some crayon eaters out there, 1:02:01 Speaker 1 and you know that. 1:02:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's a molly. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 So I think there has to be at least 10% of the population 1:02:07 Speaker 1 that could graduate from a US high school 1:02:09 Speaker 1 if they've applied themselves and went to school here. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 it's just they don't have the educational system 1:02:13 Speaker 1 yeah and it would take it's gonna take uh... probably at least ten generations 1:02:16 Speaker 1 i would think for them to figure out how to not let a well go bad 1:02:19 Speaker 1 now it's just gonna take a while for the fourth 1:02:22 Speaker 1 and and you've got a bunch of you've got all those 1:02:24 Speaker 1 dangs and everything out there there just you know destroying everything just 1:02:27 Speaker 1 the militia the don't care you like we don't we know how to use a k we've been 1:02:31 Speaker 1 using a k for forty years that's all we know we stop a k we know how to shoot 1:02:35 Speaker 1 and then just start shooting people that's 1:02:36 Speaker 1 it's not smart 1:02:38 Speaker 1 All right, well, if we can raise enough money, if our if our commercials take off, which I think they're going to, okay, and me and Brandon can start pulling 8,000 a month. 1:02:48 Speaker 1 Me and Brandon, we are committing right now. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 Fuck that. 1:02:51 Speaker 1 Stop it. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 Listen, me and Brandon are committing right now to buy one 750 foot foot. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 Now all we're doing is digging it. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 I think that's 800 bucks. 1:03:01 Speaker 1 We're going to dig it. 1:03:03 Speaker 1 They're going to have to figure it out, but we'll dig it. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 All right. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 That's that's a big thing. 1:03:06 Speaker 1 I think mean you digging a digging a well in Africa. That's pretty good for the resume 1:03:10 Speaker 1 We're gonna fucking die over there. Okay, and someone not going over there 1:03:13 Speaker 1 You can mean we can we can fly to Paris and like you know to talk about it via Skype or something 1:03:18 Speaker 1 No, we're not going to Paris. It's just as worth Somalia right now. I'm smiling to there in Paris 1:03:22 Speaker 1 We'll go to London. Okay, pretty stabbed. Oh my god. We got a Poland Poland 1:03:27 Speaker 1 I don't want to go to Warsaw. It's cold there. Yeah, but it's fucking ain't got no immigrants there stabbing me in the neck 1:03:33 Speaker 1 No, I'm all right. We'll do it from Australia. That's so far away, but okay. I feel like it's even further away from Somalia than we are 1:03:44 Speaker 1 That and you know we're gonna give someone eight thousand dollars. We're gonna run off with the shit 1:03:47 Speaker 1 We might as well just send him a goat or something 1:03:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, the daily doe show on its way to Somalia 1:03:53 Speaker 1 They're gonna see how close they can get before they're afraid. We're like well guys 1:03:56 Speaker 1 We made it to Arkansas and this is pretty much the end of the road for us 1:04:00 Speaker 1 So we're just gonna set up shop here and monitor all the the well digging from Arkansas 1:04:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean you'd be better off just running a pipeline with just water from like the top of Africa 1:04:10 Speaker 1 I did Egypt or something and then just running a pipeline all the way down and just have it branch off 1:04:14 Speaker 1 Because they eat Egyptian stuff what they're doing 1:04:16 Speaker 1 But you can just run a pipeline instead so that way they don't have to maintain the water at all 1:04:20 Speaker 1 They just turn on the tap and there's the water 1:04:21 Speaker 1 You know just got to keep all the militia people from shooting the motherfucker all the time and stealing it 1:04:25 Speaker 1 That's your next problem. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 It's a little gun gun bullet holes in it. 1:04:29 Speaker 1 It's just driven in the middle of the desert. 1:04:32 Speaker 1 People at the end are just getting drips. 1:04:34 Speaker 1 Boop, boop. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, better than what they got now. 1:04:36 Speaker 1 So all right, we're going to go and get on out of here. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 Appreciate everybody listening. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 Like I said, let us know down below what 1:04:41 Speaker 1 I had y'all are hearing in the mornings 1:04:43 Speaker 1 and or whenever you listen, it's going to take us 1:04:45 Speaker 1 probably about four or five days for the data to catch up. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 So we know what's going on. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 It would be pennies. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 It could be a few dollars. 1:04:51 Speaker 1 We don't know what's happening yet, but we appreciate it. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 And let us know down below as well. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 comment what's going on with the with the best time for us to do this PS5 giveaway. So we're gonna go and get on out of here. 1:05:03 Speaker 1 Check out your thing for relief. Yeah, let's do the PSA give a PSA five. What are you saying? Shut up. I'll talk to you guys later. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 All right. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 Thank you. Bye bye.