Why Don't We Bring Back The Guillotine? EP-413 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-16
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I feel like it was a very effective method and it almost it makes people not want to do something 1:21 Speaker 1 Bags you you don't want your head rolling down the street. I 1:24 Speaker 1 Have this weird 1:25 Speaker 1 Theory on that so here's here's my thing 1:28 Speaker 1 Honestly, if I had to be put to death right and you told me I had I don't know what are there 1:33 Speaker 1 electric chair, gas chamber, apparently live shooting, getting shot. Can't wait for that. 1:42 Speaker 1 What's the other one? Hanging, burning to steak, and then geotean, right? Lethal injection. 1:49 Speaker 1 Lethal injection. So seven, I'm choosing guillotine every single time. I feel like that's the 1:55 Speaker 1 most painless way to go, right? Yeah, unless the executioner guy that wears that black mask 2:00 Speaker 1 everything if he didn't sharpen the blade that that that day like if you got drunk like if you're getting executed on like a 2:04 Speaker 1 Saturday morning that's probably the worst time because he probably went out partying all night the night before and he probably 2:09 Speaker 1 didn't sharpen it or he got hammered the night night before and he's just hung over he's like eh we all right we don't cut 2:14 Speaker 1 through five heads we can be one more and then it just breaks your neck you're like yeah yeah but still you don't feel 2:19 Speaker 1 anything I mean you break your neck it's just a pop oh no I'm pretty sure if if it's dull and it just smacks the back of 2:25 Speaker 1 your neck I think you still feel stuff I think you're just paralyzed from the waist down it depends where it hits your 2:29 Speaker 1 brain stem. I'll be honest, I think the best way if we should start executing 2:35 Speaker 1 people using animals, like that would be like that's entertainment, right? Like if 2:41 Speaker 1 you like like gladiator's day like gladiator days, where you send them out 2:44 Speaker 1 there and they got like tigers and bears and stuff and then you get eaten or mauled 2:47 Speaker 1 like that's the way they should do it because then the animal gets fed and 2:50 Speaker 1 everything and like it's like the circle like thing and you can't really get 2:53 Speaker 1 mad about that. So even like the liberals would be like, well the tiger got to 2:56 Speaker 1 eat, you know? So I think that's what we should do. But I 2:59 Speaker 1 like if you I would choose the guillotine if I had to choose a 3:02 Speaker 1 death, it would be the guillotine. 3:04 Speaker 1 But if you beat the animal, would you be able to survive? Like 3:06 Speaker 1 you just like train for it in jail? You're just like getting 3:08 Speaker 1 ready for it. See, I don't know because that's what I was 3:10 Speaker 1 worried about that chick. I don't know what's the chick's name 3:12 Speaker 1 that just survived to lethal injections? Was her 3:14 Speaker 1 all I know what you're talking about, but she did so many drugs 3:16 Speaker 1 that are veins closed up and they couldn't get the actual kill 3:18 Speaker 1 drugs in there. Oh, so she is she getting freed now? I don't 3:22 Speaker 1 know let me like that. I don't know how you I don't know how 3:25 Speaker 1 you can they're just gonna put her third dose. They're just gonna put her next to a son up there on 3:30 Speaker 1 December 3rd with the live shooting just like all right. Right next to just got a crack get in the 3:34 Speaker 1 Muslim should be the first chicken history will shoot me the first person who should get what lethal 3:38 Speaker 1 injection and die by firing squad like she got both like that's pretty legit. No I don't think I 3:45 Speaker 1 want to do lethal injection because I've heard and I've never dude I've never been a part of a lethal 3:51 Speaker 1 injection. I've been able to, you know, I've been, I spent a lot of time in medical examiners 3:55 Speaker 1 offices and watching autopsies and things like that. But military, the government usually 4:02 Speaker 1 does not take part in executions. Like, I don't think I've ever, I'm trying to think, 4:07 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever even been a part of an execution. But I've always wanted to be. 4:12 Speaker 1 And, and if you saw the news today, so Trump came out and was like, look, you know, Pete 4:16 Speaker 1 Hegsuts said that we were gonna air it live stream. 4:20 Speaker 1 We changed our mind. 4:21 Speaker 1 We're not gonna do it. 4:22 Speaker 1 Cause it is a bad luck. 4:23 Speaker 1 It's a bad luck dude. 4:25 Speaker 1 It's a really bad luck. 4:26 Speaker 1 But at the same time, it's kind of like, 4:28 Speaker 1 it's just like a learning moment. 4:30 Speaker 1 Like if you do bad stuff, you're gonna get murdered, 4:31 Speaker 1 especially if you're a Muslim 4:32 Speaker 1 and you do this in the name of your fake God, 4:35 Speaker 1 Muhammad or whatever 13 year old lover he is. 4:38 Speaker 1 I mean, I didn't really have a problem with it. 4:39 Speaker 1 Obviously you don't wanna, 4:41 Speaker 1 you're not gonna show it in schools or anything, 4:42 Speaker 1 but there's worse stuff on the internet. 4:44 Speaker 1 And I guess people are just like, 4:45 Speaker 1 Oh, you're we're like North Korea China now, but no man. We're fucking killing Muslims that are killing our servicemen over here 4:51 Speaker 1 It's what we're doing. So did you did you watch? I mean this is back in God. It was right after September 11th 4:57 Speaker 1 It might have been a little bit after what Isis was deheading people and they were there beheading people whatever and they were cutting off heads 5:03 Speaker 1 And just you know caveat. I just want to throw this out there. So I was at the beach today 5:08 Speaker 1 And I was with my drunk my drunk landscaper drew and 5:11 Speaker 1 And he showed up with a I don't know what's what's the what's twice the size of a handle? I don't that gallon 5:18 Speaker 1 I think it was I guess it was a gallon who's a gallon and it was um El 5:23 Speaker 1 Himador whatever 5:25 Speaker 1 It was a tequila yeah, yeah 5:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, so he showed up with that and he had it in a trash bag with ice which I've never seen before and 5:34 Speaker 1 And we're out there and he had all these solo cups and he's like hey man. Do you want a tequila? 5:38 Speaker 1 And I was like not really you know and he's like just have one so I had one and then it just went downhill from there 5:45 Speaker 1 So I've been at the beach for like seven hours 5:47 Speaker 1 Just just taking care of business with 5:50 Speaker 1 With tequila so anything I say on this on this show like just just take it with a grain of salt 5:55 Speaker 1 But anyway back to Isis beheading people did you ever? 6:00 Speaker 1 watch a 6:01 Speaker 1 Legit the heading video like like a no. Yeah real one start to finish you watched yeah 6:07 Speaker 1 I swear hand hand hand God we used to we was a website called best gore calm would go there 6:13 Speaker 1 During you know, I think we started in middle school or high school 6:16 Speaker 1 But it was called best gore calm you go there and watch all the cartel videos all the be headings and everything 6:20 Speaker 1 And you know what that top me is like I'm never going to these countries, you know 6:23 Speaker 1 And it's a good learning lesson like I still to this date 6:26 Speaker 1 There's no reason for me to go to Iraq or Syria or Afghanistan or anything like that 6:30 Speaker 1 And it kind of got the point across and even when I go to Mexico 6:32 Speaker 1 I'm very worried 6:33 Speaker 1 That's why I'm not going back because of all my problems that I had with there and I got in trouble and I know how they handle shit 6:37 Speaker 1 They don't play around down there. So it's a good 6:41 Speaker 1 Reason to not do something bad in the country. I don't know if it's a I mean cuz what I mean 6:46 Speaker 1 I don't know like what are you gonna what would you do in the country to get petted? 6:52 Speaker 1 Probably go to a strip club and run up a tab and then all my cards get shut off because that same strip club some dude got 6:57 Speaker 1 assassinated outside like two weeks prior to that see that's my fear too 7:02 Speaker 1 Like something stupid like that, right? 7:04 Speaker 1 Like you like you go somewhere and you accidentally befriend a guy that's selling drugs 7:10 Speaker 1 And he's like a high high-end drug dealer in the cartel and he's like hey Chuck like we're friends now 7:17 Speaker 1 Have you ever done cocaine and I'm like no and he's like do you want to and then I'd say yeah? 7:22 Speaker 1 But I don't really mean it. I'm just trying to be nice and he gives it to me 7:25 Speaker 1 And when he's like hey you owe me $500 cash right now 7:28 Speaker 1 I'm like I don't have five hundred hours cash and then next thing you know 7:31 Speaker 1 I'm like hey, I'm gonna leave because this is a bad situation and that's when I get picked up in like some small van 7:37 Speaker 1 And they take me and behead me you know, I mean like that's it's but Mexico 7:42 Speaker 1 Syria Iraq those like you're not worried about that in Canada, right? 7:47 Speaker 1 Have we ever had that in Canada? Oh 7:49 Speaker 1 Like a terrorist attack or like Isis over there. I'm heading. Yeah, but I don't think so. I don't think they really do that 7:53 Speaker 1 I mean, let's it was like a lone act and everything like that 7:55 Speaker 1 that it's a load act probably did it, but going back to the assess live assassination, 8:01 Speaker 1 uh, there were supposed to be broadcast now it's not it was going to be on March 8:04 Speaker 1 birthday too. We found that out. Uh, who's very excited for that. But you go back to 8:08 Speaker 1 that lady that, uh, I mean, we saw a public execution, uh, that was broadcasted on TV. 8:12 Speaker 1 It was either earlier this year or last year when that chick got stabbed in the neck 8:15 Speaker 1 on the train. I mean, they brought that all over the TV dude. Like what are we talking 8:19 Speaker 1 about here? How is that any different? That's a lot worse than a firing squad on a guy 8:24 Speaker 1 that deserves it, right? 8:25 Speaker 1 This chick, they broadcast on the news for like a week, 8:28 Speaker 1 and everybody saw us on social media and everything. 8:30 Speaker 1 So what's different? 8:31 Speaker 1 So what's different? 8:32 Speaker 1 Beautiful, too. 8:33 Speaker 1 She was beautiful. 8:34 Speaker 1 And it makes it so much worse than she was. 8:35 Speaker 1 It does. 8:35 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, I'm sorry. 8:36 Speaker 1 Like, hot people getting killed sucks way worse than ugly people. 8:40 Speaker 1 I gotta stop talking. 8:41 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna stop talking on the stuff. 8:43 Speaker 1 It's like, the ugly ones can get stabbed. 8:44 Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. 8:46 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 8:47 Speaker 1 Like, she was like this innocent, beautiful blonde from, 8:52 Speaker 1 what was your Ukraine? 8:53 Speaker 1 Is that right? And she was like just sitting there minding her own business on her phone and some freaking idiot comes up in jab 8:59 Speaker 1 Like you know frickin shanks her in the neck and next thing you know 9:03 Speaker 1 It's like I but I didn't see her died. Did you actually watch that whole video? 9:06 Speaker 1 Yes, it was all over social media. Oh 9:09 Speaker 1 I can't watch that. I can't watch you watch beheading videos 9:12 Speaker 1 I can't watch this beautiful blonde 9:15 Speaker 1 Ukrainian women get stabbed to death like I want okay see like if it's Barbara Walters. Yeah, I can watch that all day 9:21 Speaker 1 Okay. 9:22 Speaker 1 How do I say it? 9:23 Speaker 1 Whatever name is. 9:24 Speaker 1 So you're, and a thousand percent got like, a kind of got you, do you, does it matter what 9:31 Speaker 1 the person looks like? 9:32 Speaker 1 Like, I can't watch kids die. 9:33 Speaker 1 Like, I can't watch those. 9:35 Speaker 1 They don't hear that. 9:36 Speaker 1 Well, I'm sure they do. 9:38 Speaker 1 I'm sure there's some weird dark website that you go to that they would air it, but I would 9:42 Speaker 1 never look at that. 9:44 Speaker 1 What is it that you're okay or you're comfortable watching when you go to these like websites 9:48 Speaker 1 and they're like, okay, I want to see betting videos or I want to see accident videos or 9:53 Speaker 1 I want to see this or that. Like, what are the ones that hit you the hardest? Because 9:56 Speaker 1 like kids would hurt me the hardest. What would hurt you? 9:59 Speaker 1 Um, well, he said they shut down best door and I haven't watched any things at high school. 10:03 Speaker 1 You know, that's the way to do it. You're like, Oh my God, people that and everything. 10:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. But I remember there was this bad one. It was a cartel guy and they threw him like 10:09 Speaker 1 in a guy that kidnapped them in a ditch and they just started blowing chunks of his face 10:13 Speaker 1 off. Oh my God. Don't mind it. That one was rough. That was a bad one. That's worse than 10:16 Speaker 1 Blowing his face off with what a gun gun bud. It just kept shooting him. Yeah 10:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, just taking chunks and everything off. It was kind of crazy. It was insane 10:25 Speaker 1 See I don't see those don't bother me cuz those I usually it's gang related like I watched a video 10:30 Speaker 1 I told you the video that I watched in Puerto Rico 10:32 Speaker 1 Where the guys were outside of the club and they were all smoking and it was like a rival gang and when I got over there 10:38 Speaker 1 The police department was like hey man like you want you want to see what happened last night? 10:41 Speaker 1 Like this is how bad Puerto Rico is and these guys are outside just smoking all of a sudden this rival gang pulls up and 10:47 Speaker 1 like cars with like fully like not 10:50 Speaker 1 I don't know if they're fully automatic, but they were definitely a days or ARs 10:53 Speaker 1 And they just like pop pop pop pop pop and they hit all these guys right 10:57 Speaker 1 These dudes all go down 10:59 Speaker 1 Instead of jumping in the car and driving away 11:02 Speaker 1 the rival gang walks over and 11:04 Speaker 1 Like they all just pick like different members of the other gang and they like point blank 11:09 Speaker 1 shoot them right in the face as they're on the ground. They're like pop pop and that 11:15 Speaker 1 was pretty gory. I was like dude that's nasty but again were they innocent you 11:20 Speaker 1 know what I mean like if you're getting hit by a rival gang that means you're in 11:24 Speaker 1 a what? Like the blugs and crips and everything like that. Well they just kind 11:29 Speaker 1 of they just yeah they just kind of solve the problem they just kind of take care 11:32 Speaker 1 of themselves but like you said going back to that chick that the Ukrainian chick 11:35 Speaker 1 You remember you imagine 11:37 Speaker 1 Fleeing a war and then you ride in a bus and he gets stabbed in the neck by a black guy 11:41 Speaker 1 Like she probably would have been better off just staying in Ukraine this whole time during the war 11:44 Speaker 1 But unfortunately she's dead 11:46 Speaker 1 So can you can you tell me this because I again I did not watch that video and I'm not gonna watch it 11:52 Speaker 1 So what I saw was 11:54 Speaker 1 The dude gets up behind her and he's got like his it was a knife right? 11:59 Speaker 1 It wasn't like a shit it was it was an actual knife 12:01 Speaker 1 He gets it behind her and you see him like come in 12:03 Speaker 1 in and I'm guessing it hit her what in the neck. 12:06 Speaker 1 Is that where you hit her? 12:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:08 Speaker 1 She was sitting on the left side of the train or it could have been mirrored. 12:10 Speaker 1 I don't know. 12:10 Speaker 1 But it came in like the right side of her neck. 12:12 Speaker 1 So the picture that they showed everybody was her sitting there and she's like 12:17 Speaker 1 crying, right? 12:18 Speaker 1 She's just like crying, but you don't see any blood. 12:21 Speaker 1 So how did she die? 12:23 Speaker 1 Did she bleed out there? 12:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:25 Speaker 1 Like what happened? 12:26 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:26 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure she died right there on that train and I don't think she was crying. 12:29 Speaker 1 You're close. 12:29 Speaker 1 I think she was dying. 12:30 Speaker 1 It was very close though. 12:31 Speaker 1 You know what I mean, dude. 12:32 Speaker 1 Like she was like sitting there and she was like set. 12:34 Speaker 1 She was like this, but you didn't see a lot of blood. 12:37 Speaker 1 That's why I was like, because I mean, I've been, I've been in situations where I 12:40 Speaker 1 blood a lot and blood is like everywhere, but she didn't look like she was bleeding 12:44 Speaker 1 that much. 12:45 Speaker 1 I'm going, what did she like not call 911 or did nobody call 911 or what happened? 12:51 Speaker 1 No, she was in, what was she in Charlotte? 12:53 Speaker 1 I know police out there. 12:54 Speaker 1 Well, but there's people on the fricking bus, we're training or whatever 12:57 Speaker 1 with her, right? 12:58 Speaker 1 And they called 911. 12:59 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sure they did, but the idea stabbed in the car. 13:02 Speaker 1 uh... karate order right here and you're dead in fucking two minutes and you're 13:05 Speaker 1 gonna bleed out the main main uh... you know 13:07 Speaker 1 artery up there but i'll give you one more public execution that we all watch 13:11 Speaker 1 live on t.v. and that'd be mister charlie kurt no one had a problem with that when 13:14 Speaker 1 he died uh... so i don't understand why we can't broadcast this 13:17 Speaker 1 we've had to 13:18 Speaker 1 live broadcast murders uh... or at least they aired it on t.v. in the past two 13:22 Speaker 1 years and no one's making a fuss about that but as soon as a muslim guy 13:25 Speaker 1 murders thirteen servicemen 13:27 Speaker 1 oh my god we can't show people that like come on now 13:29 Speaker 1 I'm hoping at least they'll film it 13:31 Speaker 1 and then release it the video afterwards. 13:33 Speaker 1 If they're not gonna live stream it, 13:34 Speaker 1 at least release it and send that over to, 13:36 Speaker 1 I don't know, Hamas or wherever the fuck he came from 13:39 Speaker 1 because the only way you can deal with these terrorists 13:41 Speaker 1 is through force. 13:42 Speaker 1 They see a show of force and they're like, 13:44 Speaker 1 oh these guys are serious. 13:44 Speaker 1 They're not diplomats, they're not gonna talk to you. 13:46 Speaker 1 There's no middle ground you can have 13:48 Speaker 1 with these terrorists, these radicals. 13:50 Speaker 1 You just, there's just no middle ground. 13:51 Speaker 1 You're just gonna say, hey, you do this in America, 13:53 Speaker 1 we aren't going to firing squad your ass. 13:56 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, like we're talking about right now, right? 13:58 Speaker 1 I mean, we're talking about the headings 14:00 Speaker 1 and we're talking about things like, 14:01 Speaker 1 why are we talking about that? 14:02 Speaker 1 Because these psychopaths videotaped it 14:05 Speaker 1 and put it out there and now we talk about it. 14:08 Speaker 1 So by doing this, right? 14:10 Speaker 1 I'm sure there's some ISIS or al-Qaeda podcast 14:14 Speaker 1 that's out there and there's a couple of them 14:16 Speaker 1 and they're like, hey, most of them love you. 14:18 Speaker 1 I've seen the new video, 14:19 Speaker 1 I'm getting shot at Fort Bragg, right? 14:21 Speaker 1 Like that's what we want. 14:22 Speaker 1 You wanna put that out there so terrorist no, 14:25 Speaker 1 like, hey, if this happens, this is what happens to me. 14:27 Speaker 1 I don't really think dying by firing squads that bad. Like if I had to die, I mean, is that really that bad? 14:33 Speaker 1 I think they're gonna they already shaved his beard off. They're gonna shave it off again and dip their pull-ups and make 14:37 Speaker 1 In Greece or something so he can't make it to wherever whatever made up fantasy land those idiots believe it over there 14:43 Speaker 1 But yeah, so we'll see what happens with that. There was something else 14:46 Speaker 1 I was gonna add on top of the firing squad. Oh, no, no, we do have a terrorist Afghani podcaster 14:51 Speaker 1 here. His name is a son piker and he hates America and he believes that we deserve 9-11 14:56 Speaker 1 and he's best friends with mom Donnie. So how do we get him on the show? I'm just talking 15:02 Speaker 1 to that guy. I'm not getting a but radical Muslim on the show. Why would you not have 15:05 Speaker 1 him on the show? Dude, you got to be able to you got to be able to break bread and 15:08 Speaker 1 talk to these people and figure out what makes them direct the radicals. You just got 15:12 Speaker 1 to you got to kill him. You got to get you got to radically get him out of here. You got 15:15 Speaker 1 to get him gone. Maybe not a son that dude's crazy, but I'm not talking about the terrorists 15:20 Speaker 1 is what I'm talking about. So, yeah. 15:22 Speaker 1 I mean, all the people that believe all these things, like you have, what, 100 virgins waiting 15:26 Speaker 1 for you in the afterlife, if you martyr yourself and you do this and that. Like, of course, 15:30 Speaker 1 they are ridiculously idiotic and they're just, they're, like you said, radicals and back to 15:36 Speaker 1 real quick, back to your video thing. So here's, here's what I think is going to happen. And 15:41 Speaker 1 this is, and I don't know if this is true, but this is what I think because HEGSET came out. 15:46 Speaker 1 And whether you like hex that you don't like exits that well I'm sorry the secretary of war 15:51 Speaker 1 now not saying that's either way there is zero chance that that execution does not get 16:00 Speaker 1 recorded. 16:01 Speaker 1 They're a lot of sense zero chance because they already said like hey all the victims 16:05 Speaker 1 families of the 13 victims that were shot and killed that day have the opportunity to come 16:12 Speaker 1 and view it. 16:13 Speaker 1 Are they going to let them view it with their cell phones? 16:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. 16:17 Speaker 1 I think they will. 16:18 Speaker 1 I personally think that they'll be like, hey man, if you want to record it, you can and 16:22 Speaker 1 we encourage that, right? 16:24 Speaker 1 But whatever. 16:26 Speaker 1 But either way it's going to be recorded because I mean, dude, I think every military member 16:30 Speaker 1 or service member should have the opportunity to watch that. 16:34 Speaker 1 I mean, that's one of those things like, dude, like how often do you get? 16:38 Speaker 1 Like, cause we've lost thousands of troops since 2001. 16:43 Speaker 1 And I know a lot of guys that did not come back. 16:47 Speaker 1 And if you told me right now, and I'm just going to use a name, like Ryan 16:50 Speaker 1 Balmer, if you told me, Hey, the guy that killed Ryan Balmer, your buddy, 16:55 Speaker 1 Ryan Balmer, he was, he's going to be executed and you can watch that. 17:00 Speaker 1 Dude, I'd pay $500 to watch that. 17:04 Speaker 1 Just cause why not? 17:05 Speaker 1 Like it's like, of course you want justice. 17:07 Speaker 1 So I think it's justice. I think it needs to happen. 17:10 Speaker 1 But I do think the American people are just not ready for that. 17:12 Speaker 1 And I think Trump was right to say, 17:15 Speaker 1 we're not going to put it on frickin Fox, you know, at seven o'clock 17:19 Speaker 1 before American Idol. You know what I mean? 17:22 Speaker 1 We have it aired right before Thursday night football or something like that. 17:25 Speaker 1 It's just back to them. 17:28 Speaker 1 It's Monday night boys. Are you ready for some football 17:32 Speaker 1 and an execution. 17:34 Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden the guy standing there and it's like, 17:36 Speaker 1 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. 17:38 Speaker 1 And he just falls down and is like, I got all my friends. 17:42 Speaker 1 I got the Rams and the Bengals. 17:44 Speaker 1 It's like why? 17:45 Speaker 1 I got Chris Collinsworth. 17:46 Speaker 1 He's like, you see the way he fell down 17:47 Speaker 1 and still completed the pass. 17:49 Speaker 1 It looks a lot like Patrick Mahal. 17:52 Speaker 1 I'll be honest, the way Stafford's out there limping, 17:55 Speaker 1 he looks like the man that was executed during the opening. 17:58 Speaker 1 You know, it's like, that's what we should do. 18:01 Speaker 1 We should have the NFL sponsor this thing. 18:04 Speaker 1 and do you know the ratings would go through the roof 18:07 Speaker 1 via the NFL sponsoring 18:09 Speaker 1 uh... execute execution 18:13 Speaker 1 uh... it should be the browns because they execute everybody's career that goes 18:15 Speaker 1 there 18:16 Speaker 1 uh... true 18:18 Speaker 1 also let's go check chat over here we got a iron fist in what up but he loves 18:21 Speaker 1 the headings uh... hosey uh... mark uh... we got a laws and polls the germany we 18:27 Speaker 1 got uh... who we got down here we got a little on that 18:30 Speaker 1 You come from are you good? What's up, man? I'm just kidding 18:34 Speaker 1 This guy's like hi. I'm the one scheduled to be executed maybe you days 18:39 Speaker 1 He's probably the he's probably from the YouTube watching me give all the 18:44 Speaker 1 Hyping up the a pile. We're back doing that again. We're making them like 10 feet tall, but sorry on that 18:48 Speaker 1 I was just kidding dude. Yeah, yeah, look at that Chuck is off chain today. So definitely a white name 18:53 Speaker 1 I go sober and Chuck goes fucking hard. I didn't do that. I wasn't the beach all day you guys 18:58 Speaker 1 I get it. I've had a rough week. I had oysters last night. Oh, did it fuck you up? I 19:03 Speaker 1 Just dude. I messed up. I so I went to the freakin 19:07 Speaker 1 Look out. I came in the name of it the people that we were with they all left today 19:10 Speaker 1 So luckily we have other friends that were in town 19:14 Speaker 1 So yeah, well, no, they're not alternatives 19:17 Speaker 1 But they weren't staying close they were staying two miles away and my my thing is when you're on vacation 19:22 Speaker 1 You don't want to drive like anywhere. So I told them and end of craziest thing is tomorrow night 19:27 Speaker 1 They're supposed to be leaving, but we were like, look, dude, like we got a three bedroom condo. We're not taking up half this space 19:34 Speaker 1 Bring your whole family of seven over here and we'll just freaking, you know, hang out tomorrow 19:39 Speaker 1 So they're doing that so we're adding to our numbers here, but no last night 19:44 Speaker 1 I get this link and they said hey, this is where we're going for dinner. We got reservations at 7 30 19:50 Speaker 1 And I pull it up and it says 17 minute drive and I'm like, what are we doing? 19:54 Speaker 1 I just I'm having daiquiris and I'm not that the pool Megan's already had three shots when I got when I while I was recording with you 20:03 Speaker 1 Apparently and I again. I wasn't there. I'm with you. There was like remember the Catholic 20:08 Speaker 1 Guy that I talked about yesterday shooter Catholic shooter guy 20:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so he has he was there 20:14 Speaker 1 But he had a bunch of shooters in his in his bag and he's giving him to Megan 20:18 Speaker 1 So so Megan gets hammered and I'm wait wait wait wait hold on at the restaurant. He happened to be there also 20:23 Speaker 1 No, no, no, he was the pool, but but yeah, and I think I told you about this before went to the restaurant Megan was just in bad shape 20:29 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, they're between all the moms. They're probably had been a sip of water drink all week. No, they're all 20:36 Speaker 1 Water there's water and panic a lot of right so now I'm in charge of this so I got all these kids and I'm going okay 20:42 Speaker 1 So I go downstairs, and I'm not Starbucks and I'm getting coffee and I'm like this sucks, dude 20:46 Speaker 1 Like I'm spending a night drinking Starbucks, you know, so we go there 20:51 Speaker 1 And we get to the restaurant and they're like, oh, they're known for their oysters. 20:55 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 20:56 Speaker 1 Dang it, dude. 20:57 Speaker 1 Like I love frickin oysters. 20:59 Speaker 1 But this has been the worst vacation of my life. 21:02 Speaker 1 And I know how this plays out. 21:03 Speaker 1 I told you about my stuff. 21:04 Speaker 1 You know how I got like here to bowel syndrome with oysters. 21:06 Speaker 1 You know how that works. 21:07 Speaker 1 It sucks like he's like 17 minutes away. 21:09 Speaker 1 I don't know if I can hold it. 21:10 Speaker 1 Dude, that's kind of crazy. 21:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:12 Speaker 1 So you're gonna shit yourself in the Uber. 21:13 Speaker 1 That's what's gonna happen. 21:14 Speaker 1 So I preemptively preemptively went to the gas station across the street, right? 21:19 Speaker 1 I buy this freaking big box of Pepto Bismol and the guy goes 30 tablets. 21:25 Speaker 1 You need 30 tablets and I looked at it and was like, I might do. 21:29 Speaker 1 Like I'm, I don't know what's going to happen in here, but I think 30 is about right. 21:33 Speaker 1 Chuck doesn't get Rockefeller oysters. 21:35 Speaker 1 You get Pepto oysters. 21:36 Speaker 1 He just puts a little Pepto pill on. 21:38 Speaker 1 He's one of the oysters. 21:40 Speaker 1 So I open up this packet and I'm like ripping. 21:43 Speaker 1 Well, I got them right here. 21:45 Speaker 1 I'm ripping through fricking four of these at a time. 21:48 Speaker 1 Oh, here they are. 21:49 Speaker 1 So, I'm ripping through these guys. 21:51 Speaker 1 You ever seen these? 21:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, the individual. 21:53 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 21:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. 21:55 Speaker 1 So, I'm ripping through these. 21:56 Speaker 1 So, I ate of these last night before dinner. 21:58 Speaker 1 I ate eight of them. 22:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:01 Speaker 1 So, I get up there and they said, hey, we got, you know, I'm like, well, it says market 22:05 Speaker 1 price, like what's the market price out of oysters? 22:08 Speaker 1 And she goes, well, we have a dozen of the Gulf oysters for $20. 22:14 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's kind of high. 22:16 Speaker 1 And she's like yeah, but they're smaller and they're saltier 22:20 Speaker 1 A little bit of meat in there. It's almost you can't even taste it. That's what I like. I'm like a little smaller 22:25 Speaker 1 What is that? I said what's the bigger one she goes? Those are the Louisiana oysters and I said okay 22:30 Speaker 1 Well, how much are those she goes those are $12 a dozen. I'm going okay now you're speaking my language, right dollar an oyster 22:36 Speaker 1 Same thing with wings. I'm a huge dollar a wing guy like dollar a wing dollar an oyster. That's what I meant 22:42 Speaker 1 So I said, why are those not preferred? 22:45 Speaker 1 And she goes, well, they got Mercury in them. 22:47 Speaker 1 They might fuck you up. 22:51 Speaker 1 She goes, well, those don't come on ice. 22:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, cinema, what? 22:56 Speaker 1 I was like, what do you mean they don't come on ice? 22:58 Speaker 1 And she goes, well, we don't put like an ice bed 23:00 Speaker 1 underneath those ones. 23:02 Speaker 1 I said, what's that mean? 23:04 Speaker 1 I mean, so I'm talking to like all the other people 23:07 Speaker 1 at the table, I said, is that bad? 23:09 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know what that means. 23:10 Speaker 1 I've never, I never knew the, the, the ice layer beneath the shell was so important. 23:16 Speaker 1 See, have you ever heard this before? 23:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. 23:19 Speaker 1 I don't know how they can't just put fucking ice on the motherfucker, but 23:21 Speaker 1 Chuck's just sitting at a lot of, uh, talk to her. 23:23 Speaker 1 Just like, all right. 23:24 Speaker 1 Let me get another four peppercorns. 23:26 Speaker 1 The name of the no ice oysters all the way from Louisiana. 23:28 Speaker 1 So dude, so I said, well, what do you, what can you tell me about the Louisiana oysters 23:35 Speaker 1 that is different than these ones? 23:36 Speaker 1 and she goes, oh, they're twice the size. 23:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are we doing here? 23:41 Speaker 1 Right? So I was like, you know, screw it. 23:42 Speaker 1 I said, I'll do 12 of the Louisiana oysters for $12. 23:47 Speaker 1 And of course the lady across from the Jen, 23:50 Speaker 1 Jen's like, I'll do the same thing, right? 23:52 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 23:53 Speaker 1 So what up, chat? 23:56 Speaker 1 So we get these things delivered, dude. 23:59 Speaker 1 And I swear to God, the trace smelled like rotten fish. 24:04 Speaker 1 It was just like a rotten fish tray being delivered in front of you. 24:08 Speaker 1 Okay? 24:08 Speaker 1 So we're both sitting here looking at it and I go, uh, I go, God. 24:13 Speaker 1 That smells like fish, right? 24:16 Speaker 1 And Jen, whose 14 year old daughter is next to her, goes, 24:20 Speaker 1 that's what he said, right? 24:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 24:26 Speaker 1 So me and Jen have sat there and we're the only ones that got oysters. 24:30 Speaker 1 And we're pulling them aside. I'm like, I'm smelling them. 24:34 Speaker 1 And I'm going, the oyster doesn't smell like fish. 24:37 Speaker 1 It's the damn tray. 24:39 Speaker 1 And so we're smelling the tray. 24:40 Speaker 1 And I was like, I don't know what to do. 24:42 Speaker 1 Like, how do we handle this? 24:44 Speaker 1 So the waitress comes over, I say, hey, look, man, 24:46 Speaker 1 like the trays smell like rotten fish. 24:50 Speaker 1 But the oysters don't stink. 24:52 Speaker 1 And she goes, well, the oysters are the only thing you really 24:54 Speaker 1 care about that stink. 24:56 Speaker 1 And I was like, I feel like you're right. 24:59 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know how to deal with this situation. 25:01 Speaker 1 because it's the tray, dude. 25:03 Speaker 1 The tray you reeked. 25:04 Speaker 1 That's like they've never rinsed the tray off ever in life. 25:07 Speaker 1 Probably not. 25:08 Speaker 1 So I ate all 12. 25:10 Speaker 1 And when I got back to the room, 25:12 Speaker 1 it was like two o'clock in the morning. 25:14 Speaker 1 Have you ever eaten 10 pepto bismol tablets? 25:20 Speaker 1 No, never, never at one time. 25:21 Speaker 1 I don't know how much that equates to a cup of liquid, 25:24 Speaker 1 but I don't think it's 10. 25:25 Speaker 1 So if you eat 10 pepto bismol tablets, 25:29 Speaker 1 And let's say you get food poisoning, right? 25:32 Speaker 1 All that happens is your stomach hurts really, really bad, 25:36 Speaker 1 but nothing happens. 25:38 Speaker 1 Nothing comes up. 25:39 Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God, dude. 25:42 Speaker 1 I was like, something's wrong with my stomach. 25:44 Speaker 1 And I went in the bathroom at two o'clock in the morning 25:46 Speaker 1 and I just was like in there like, well, 25:49 Speaker 1 I guess this is how I die, you know what I mean? 25:51 Speaker 1 Cause like nothing was happening. 25:53 Speaker 1 So I've been popping these things all day today 25:56 Speaker 1 and I don't know how this ends, 25:58 Speaker 1 but it's probably not good. 25:59 Speaker 1 But that's how my night went. 26:01 Speaker 1 You probably get some, what is it? 26:03 Speaker 1 A Modium or is that what makes you shit your pants? 26:06 Speaker 1 No, a Modium is what stops you from doing it. 26:08 Speaker 1 That's what I'm doing. 26:09 Speaker 1 This is the same thing as that though. 26:10 Speaker 1 You need the opposite before you make your trip back 26:12 Speaker 1 because you probably just need to clean everything out of you. 26:14 Speaker 1 Just the night before, just take it, 26:15 Speaker 1 just a little shot and just clear out the oysters. 26:17 Speaker 1 Cause last thing you want is 26:18 Speaker 1 shit your pants on the way home with the van 26:20 Speaker 1 with your water coming through your fucking column. 26:22 Speaker 1 With all these kids that aren't mine, you know? 26:25 Speaker 1 They're like, they're like, their mom's like, 26:27 Speaker 1 Hey, how was your ride back with Mr. Chuck? 26:29 Speaker 1 Like, oh, he crapped his pants halfway back. 26:31 Speaker 1 Like he said he said he didn't want to change. 26:34 Speaker 1 So we just pushed through. 26:35 Speaker 1 Like what? 26:36 Speaker 1 He's like, crack the windows kids and go, 26:38 Speaker 1 I'll get you still five minutes. 26:41 Speaker 1 Terrible. 26:41 Speaker 1 So but that was the only thing that happened last night. 26:44 Speaker 1 And then today, like I said, we spent at the beach all day 26:46 Speaker 1 having a good time. 26:48 Speaker 1 I tried skim boarding, not for me. 26:52 Speaker 1 Almost broken arm, but other than that, 26:55 Speaker 1 just been just been hanging out on a good time. 26:56 Speaker 1 How has your week been? 26:58 Speaker 1 It's been pretty good. 27:00 Speaker 1 I haven't smoked or drank anything and probably was it three or time of this recording comes 27:04 Speaker 1 out to be four days, mainly because I drank after the wedding and then I'm like, I'm 27:08 Speaker 1 going to take a break and I got my cousins. 27:10 Speaker 1 I'm going to drink his wedding and then I'm probably going to be done for the end of the 27:12 Speaker 1 year. 27:13 Speaker 1 And then smoking, I just like our plug wouldn't answer for like two days. 27:16 Speaker 1 I'm like, I guess I'm going to stop smoking too. 27:18 Speaker 1 So this is the first time in my life since probably ninth grade that I haven't been either 27:22 Speaker 1 A, vaping, B, drinking, or C, smoking weed. 27:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, Dan, what do you call your drug dealer? 27:29 Speaker 1 Plug. 27:31 Speaker 1 Is that what you call them? 27:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're plugged in. 27:33 Speaker 1 You're good to go. 27:35 Speaker 1 Is that normal? 27:36 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, 100%. 27:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 27:37 Speaker 1 So drug dealers go by the word plug. 27:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. 27:42 Speaker 1 And he just plugs you with weed. 27:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:46 Speaker 1 I know we've had this conversation. 27:48 Speaker 1 I don't want to be a dead horse, 27:49 Speaker 1 But I'm just curious because you're getting older now. I mean you're what 20 27 still or you're 28. Oh 27:56 Speaker 1 Think I'm 27. I'll be 20 maybe I'm 26. I don't 27. I think I'll be 28 next year 28:02 Speaker 1 So at what at what age and and you know, I mean there's no wrong answer here 28:07 Speaker 1 But what it but what age do you say like? 28:10 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna smoke weed me more because I'm too old 28:12 Speaker 1 You know what I mean because I feel like you can get away with it when you're in your 20 like early 20s 28:17 Speaker 1 But when you get to be my age like if I'm over here like yo dude 28:21 Speaker 1 I called my plug and he got me some dope you know I mean like it's just not it's not a it's not socially acceptable anymore 28:29 Speaker 1 Are you like it? What are you talking about crazy mark right now that we're trying to say oh crazy crazy? 28:33 Speaker 1 I'm not socially acceptable 28:36 Speaker 1 Don't know there's nothing about crazy mark that I would say socially acceptable but like with you 28:41 Speaker 1 At what age do you think you want to stop smoking weed and like kind of get your life together? 28:45 Speaker 1 Well, what age do you think you're supposed to stop drinking? 28:48 Speaker 1 I mean never 28:52 Speaker 1 Drinking socially, but it's socially acceptable like you can't admit. Oh, it's not how a day 28:58 Speaker 1 There's more states that legalize it that versus not legalize at this point and it's it's every party you go to 29:04 Speaker 1 I mean someone's spoken now ten years ago. It'd be maybe taboo, but I'm like god. They're doing drugs 29:08 Speaker 1 But I mean there's so many dispensaries all over the place and they use for medical and recreational and it's it's and it's 29:14 Speaker 1 It's compared alcohol. It is better for you than alcohol 100%. 29:18 Speaker 1 I agree with that, but I'm still saying it's not socially acceptable. 29:22 Speaker 1 Like you know, it's not dude chewing tobacco is not socially acceptable. 29:27 Speaker 1 Like, yes, no, it's not. 29:29 Speaker 1 You can't go to a club or a bar and throw a massive chew in. 29:35 Speaker 1 And people are going to be like, oh, yeah, that's totally fine that he's spitting a cup. 29:39 Speaker 1 They hate. They hate it. 29:41 Speaker 1 So what I'm saying is with you and smoke, I just don't think smoking weed is not something 29:47 Speaker 1 like if you met a woman today and you went and met her parents, would you do that in front of her 29:52 Speaker 1 parents? There's a 50-50 chance they do it as well because old people back in the day, I mean, 29:58 Speaker 1 they were, for them it was taboo. So they just grow up with the fact that they think it's taboo. 30:02 Speaker 1 Yes, the tunnel's still going, Jesus Christ. It's just more taboo because you grew up with it 30:07 Speaker 1 it back in the day. Nowadays, it is not like if you grow 30:10 Speaker 1 it and you're around it, it's not that bad. That's why you see a 30:12 Speaker 1 lot of older people smoking it. If you ask some of your friends 30:14 Speaker 1 about smoke every now and then, but I mean, they did a poll 30:17 Speaker 1 right here and says with about a slight majority, roughly 55% of 30:21 Speaker 1 American support, legal medical and recreational use and roughly 30:25 Speaker 1 65% view consumption is morally acceptable, which is fucking 30:28 Speaker 1 crazy. I don't know, it's not morally acceptable. So the 30:31 Speaker 1 majority of America does say is socially acceptable at this 30:33 Speaker 1 point. I know you said morally acceptable. I'm not saying it's 30:36 Speaker 1 It's not morally accepted. 30:37 Speaker 1 Okay, no, the first moment is 55%. 30:38 Speaker 1 I'm saying like if you met, if you met a chick's parents and her dad was like, hey, nice to 30:44 Speaker 1 meet you Brandon. 30:45 Speaker 1 My name's Tom. 30:46 Speaker 1 My daughter's beautiful. 30:48 Speaker 1 She's never been married. 30:49 Speaker 1 No kids. 30:50 Speaker 1 She's blonde hair, blue eyed just like you like them. 30:53 Speaker 1 And she's a great gal. 30:54 Speaker 1 And we are Baptist and I'd love to have you over for dinner. 30:58 Speaker 1 Would you light up a joint or whatever you're smoking in front of him? 31:04 Speaker 1 the first time I meet him. I can drink either. Yeah, I mean, you would if he offered you a beer, 31:09 Speaker 1 you would. Yeah, maybe. I mean, there's a good chance that he offers a joint as well, 31:14 Speaker 1 depending on who it is. No, it's a shut up. There's no offer you would do 55% of Americans 31:20 Speaker 1 believe it is socially acceptable and 65 believe it is morally acceptable. So the majority of America, 31:26 Speaker 1 55% of people believe weed smoking is socially acceptable. Well, I'm telling you right now, 31:31 Speaker 1 Now if my daughter who's 14 years old ever brought home a kid and he rolled up a joint 31:37 Speaker 1 on my back patio or my by the pool and he decides he's gonna freakin smoke it. 31:42 Speaker 1 I'm what if he's eaten that kid's a what if he's got what if he's got Crohn's disease 31:46 Speaker 1 or something. 31:47 Speaker 1 Crohn's disease causes diarrhea. 31:50 Speaker 1 Now it's but it we helps it a lot. 31:53 Speaker 1 I think you're talking about glaucoma dude glaucoma as well. 31:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:57 Speaker 1 I mean so he's a blind kid that grabs his pants. 32:00 Speaker 1 I hope she doesn't end up with somebody like that. 32:02 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 32:03 Speaker 1 Does crone, crones, disease, oh wait, oh, 32:09 Speaker 1 is crones, what? 32:10 Speaker 1 A crones disease. 32:11 Speaker 1 Crones disease makes you crap a lot. 32:14 Speaker 1 Dude, does crones? 32:15 Speaker 1 Let's see how many of them use it. 32:16 Speaker 1 Yes, many people with crones disease use cannabis 32:18 Speaker 1 to manage their symptoms. 32:20 Speaker 1 Survey indicates approximately 15 to 20% of patients 32:23 Speaker 1 with IBD actively use cannabis and up to 40% 32:26 Speaker 1 of trying to find relief. 32:28 Speaker 1 Shut up. 32:29 Speaker 1 that's ear to bowel syndrome. What are they? What are they? Why would you smoke weed for 32:33 Speaker 1 ear to bowel syndrome? Because that hurts your butthole. No, it's just it just calms you down. 32:37 Speaker 1 It just calms your stomach. Wouldn't that make you poop more? No. What are you talking about here? 32:43 Speaker 1 What's going on over here in the chat? No. What are you talking about? I'm serious. Like 32:47 Speaker 1 ear to bowel syndrome makes you poop a lot. IBD, not IBS. It's inflammatory bowel disease. 32:54 Speaker 1 They have a disease and the weed helps them. I feel like it's the same thing. 32:58 Speaker 1 Now it's one's a disease one's a symptom. Okay, so irritable bowel syndrome is a symptom of irritable bowel disease 33:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like it's like HIV versus AIDS. You're gonna eventually get it probably 33:12 Speaker 1 Make you poop more now. Why would you why would smoking weed make you poop more that makes no sense 33:19 Speaker 1 Smoking weed make you poop. No, you're thinking of coffee. What are you talking about here? 33:23 Speaker 1 Smoke and cigarettes makes me poop. Well, that's tobacco. That's not weed. What are you talking about? 33:28 Speaker 1 So you're telling me that weed does not make you poop. No, not anymore that you do regularly a day. Are you serious? 33:35 Speaker 1 Yes, what did you hear this from? 33:44 Speaker 1 Dude, okay, like listen listen every day because I used to smoke every day 33:49 Speaker 1 I would smoke and as soon as I smoked a cigarette and I drank a cup of coffee 33:54 Speaker 1 My body was like time to go gravy, you know, and then I went to chewing tobacco and I'm like, okay 33:59 Speaker 1 Every day I'd wake up I throw a big chew in I drink up a coffee and my body was like time to rock now 34:05 Speaker 1 I drink up a coffee in the morning. I do a Vilo and my body's like time to rock, right? 34:11 Speaker 1 So you're telling me if I freaking smoke weed right now my body's not gonna be like time to rock 34:18 Speaker 1 Oh, if you drink it with a cup of coffee, yeah, that's what coffee is. It's a diuretic. It gets you flushed out in the morning 34:23 Speaker 1 The caffeine makes you gotta go needs not a diuretic. No, where'd you hear this from? Who told you I thought I was taught it 34:29 Speaker 1 I just I just assumed that was what it is 34:32 Speaker 1 Tucks like I tried three different types of nucatine and it all made me shit 34:35 Speaker 1 But I was drinking coffee at the same thing it's common denominator is your coffee Jesus Christ 34:40 Speaker 1 That's the point of coffee in the morning. It gets you I always thought I always thought that anything you smoke makes you 34:48 Speaker 1 do we have to go to the bathroom? 34:50 Speaker 1 No, no. 34:51 Speaker 1 When have I ever got high at your house 34:53 Speaker 1 and be like, oh, I'm going to go shit. 34:54 Speaker 1 Like, I don't pay attention to your bathroom habit. 35:00 Speaker 1 It's not going to be a hay megan. 35:01 Speaker 1 Did you see that? 35:02 Speaker 1 Brandon just smoked weed. 35:03 Speaker 1 No, he's going to go poop. 35:05 Speaker 1 Like, I don't pay attention to that. 35:07 Speaker 1 But I really, oh, here we go. 35:09 Speaker 1 Read it. 35:10 Speaker 1 I think this is my favor. 35:11 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 35:12 Speaker 1 Studies show that cannabis have roughly 30% lower odds 35:15 Speaker 1 at constipation compared to non-users. 35:17 Speaker 1 not constipated, but you're not shitting more. 30% more. No, that I read that is there's a 30% more 35:25 Speaker 1 chance you're gonna have to poop if you smoke weed. No, it actually I mean, it's it lowers your odds 35:30 Speaker 1 of constipation. What's going on there? I need to smoke weed then because I'm gonna finish these bad 35:36 Speaker 1 boys tonight. And I'm gonna be I'm gonna be sitting here. I'm gonna be hurting. Yeah, yeah, so all 35:42 Speaker 1 right. Cool. Well, anything in no cops showed up today, everything's good. No one with the jail, 35:46 Speaker 1 No police reports. No snitching nothing like that. 35:48 Speaker 1 I'm reading the comments. This guy just said my husband's 35:58 Speaker 1 college roommate couldn't poop without a ball. 36:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess he did a bunch of coke tonight for it. He's 36:04 Speaker 1 constipated. No, because it's because I'm right. That's all 36:08 Speaker 1 it is. But all right, let's get into daily dose of dumb news 36:11 Speaker 1 or whatever read you want to do. Okay, but say we also have 36:13 Speaker 1 one more thing. There's a lot of shit that happened today on 36:16 Speaker 1 this day, but I'll just go throw you one more. We're talking 36:17 Speaker 1 about assassinations earlier. And then on this day in 1916, Margaret Sanger's birth control 36:22 Speaker 1 clinic opened in Brooklyn, New York. So she, uh, the Mexican man started at about 20 years 36:27 Speaker 1 earlier and she's like, Hey, we gotta get this to New York. I'm tired of getting pregnant. 36:29 Speaker 1 This is terrible. She might have been a prostitute. I don't know. Was Margaret Sanger a prostitute? 36:33 Speaker 1 Let's just kept getting pregnant. I have no idea. I don't know. Margaret Sanger is. She's 36:37 Speaker 1 founded the first birth group birth control clinic in Brooklyn, New York. And you think 36:41 Speaker 1 I know that and there's no way you knew that you Google shut up, dude. You Google that 36:45 Speaker 1 and it came up and you were like, oh yeah, Margaret Slinger, 36:47 Speaker 1 I'm gonna make Chuck look stupid. 36:49 Speaker 1 Chuck, you have no idea who that is. 36:51 Speaker 1 Chuck, do you not understand that every day 36:53 Speaker 1 for like the past two weeks, 36:54 Speaker 1 I look up what happened on this day 36:56 Speaker 1 and then I just read what it says? 36:58 Speaker 1 That's what I'm calling you right now. 36:59 Speaker 1 But you're making me look guilty 37:00 Speaker 1 that I don't know who Margaret Sanger is. 37:02 Speaker 1 You don't know who Margaret Sanger is either. 37:03 Speaker 1 All I know is she founded the first birth control clinic 37:06 Speaker 1 in Brooklyn, New York. 37:07 Speaker 1 I'm just asking you, you know what I think about her? 37:08 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 37:09 Speaker 1 Oh, sorry, sorry, dude. 37:11 Speaker 1 Just like, you don't know her either. 37:13 Speaker 1 Just a lot of tequila. 37:14 Speaker 1 But no, I don't. 37:14 Speaker 1 I do not say that word. 37:16 Speaker 1 It's a lot of tequila. 37:16 Speaker 1 No. 37:17 Speaker 1 Anyway, all right. 37:17 Speaker 1 Just give me a no. 37:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. 37:19 Speaker 1 The other thing, the only thing it ties into New York 37:22 Speaker 1 recently is mom Donnie, for some reason. 37:23 Speaker 1 I thought people were going to be pissed about this. 37:25 Speaker 1 But they're actually very happy. 37:27 Speaker 1 He got rid of he banned horse and carriage 37:29 Speaker 1 in the city of New York after 150 years of being installed 37:33 Speaker 1 or a thing. 37:34 Speaker 1 And people are like praising that. 37:35 Speaker 1 But isn't that not cool? 37:36 Speaker 1 Like to have horses like a boy around and a carriage 37:39 Speaker 1 and everything. 37:39 Speaker 1 It's probably the pita people like, oh my god, 37:41 Speaker 1 you're being mean to the horses. 37:43 Speaker 1 They're working animals. 37:44 Speaker 1 They love to work. 37:45 Speaker 1 What are you saying that he'd be 37:47 Speaker 1 Bandum in like Central Park to? 37:49 Speaker 1 Bandum in City of New York. 37:51 Speaker 1 You can't ride horses at horse and carriage anymore. 37:54 Speaker 1 What? 37:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, why would you do that? 37:56 Speaker 1 Horses and carriages are like, 37:59 Speaker 1 they're like, that's part of Central Park. 38:02 Speaker 1 Like you can, wasn't that home alone? 38:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's been a thing for 150 years. 38:07 Speaker 1 And now he just like, oh, we're not doing that anymore. 38:08 Speaker 1 And now all these horses are gonna be sent 38:10 Speaker 1 to the glue farms or murdered or something. 38:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, what a loser, dude. 38:13 Speaker 1 Like if you, if I ever become, I won't, but let's say somebody, let's just say, 38:19 Speaker 1 let's just go into a fictional area, right? 38:21 Speaker 1 Where I become the mayor of a city, that rule, and I'm trying to think of something 38:26 Speaker 1 in Atlanta that would be the same or the equivalent. 38:29 Speaker 1 I got an idea. 38:31 Speaker 1 Trash cans in the city of Atlanta will no longer have lids, right? 38:36 Speaker 1 Like who cares? 38:38 Speaker 1 What are we doing? 38:38 Speaker 1 Like that's what you're going to do as a freaking mayor or a loser. 38:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, I mean, I can maybe the trash can thing because the crack has my 38:46 Speaker 1 using the shields and bad choice to each other because when we're doing that 38:48 Speaker 1 homosuperable party, remember that guy came by on that carriage and like a 38:51 Speaker 1 pumpkin he drove right by us? We're like, where the fuck are we? What is going on 38:54 Speaker 1 right now? What are you talking about? You don't remember that Super Bowl 38:57 Speaker 1 homosuperable party that guy came flying by on his horse and carriage? 39:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I showed you a picture me and Mike Langley were just standing there. We're 39:08 Speaker 1 like, what the fuck? It was like, you know, 11 o'clock at night is a horse and 39:11 Speaker 1 carriage going by. It was like a rat. It was like an awesome one. So, but I don't know what's going on over there in the chat. I have no idea. Anyway, okay. All right. If you listen to us on our hot radio podcast, we're spotify. 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So glad we're here. I'm glad we're getting done 41:56 Speaker 1 We'll go ahead and get to 41:57 Speaker 1 Dailidosodum news 42:00 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose 42:02 Speaker 1 the 42:16 Speaker 1 news daily dose of the news daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from Brandon 42:21 Speaker 1 he's done. 42:22 Speaker 1 College football playoff is nearing a final agreement to expand from 12 teams to a 2014 42:27 Speaker 1 format starting in the 2027 college football season. 42:30 Speaker 1 So what that means is we're definitely having a 24 team college playoff season. And first 42:35 Speaker 1 off, the first dumbest thing is the guy, the team is that 25th on the AP polls. I'm like, 42:39 Speaker 1 darn, guys, so close. We were almost really good this year to make it the top 24. Second 42:44 Speaker 1 off to me, I mean, obviously we're going to get more football. We're going to go up to 42:47 Speaker 1 probably, what is that? We're at 17 now if you win out all the way, it'd be 17 to know. 42:53 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing you're going to have 21 or 22 games. If you go all the way to the championship, 42:58 Speaker 1 are going to be fucking insane. But also looking at it, I mean, does it really matter at this 43:02 Speaker 1 point with like the SEC championship, like the big 12, like the regional championships, 43:08 Speaker 1 do they matter anymore? And then at the end of the day, are we shooting for a top spot or 43:12 Speaker 1 are we just saying, Hey, I'm just going to put my second string out there, just let them 43:16 Speaker 1 play. We can lose four games this season and still be in the playoff. And then we've got 43:21 Speaker 1 all our healthy guys put those guys back in and then just, you know, we can just dominate. 43:26 Speaker 1 I think it's really screwing up the fucking college football world. I mean, why we even 43:31 Speaker 1 talked about this? You got NIL and transfer that is getting out of hand. You guys like, 43:35 Speaker 1 what 24 teams in there? Fuck your regular season. It doesn't matter at all. Fuck your 43:39 Speaker 1 regional, uh, fuck your conference championship. It doesn't matter at all. Because also if you 43:44 Speaker 1 get a, uh, if you're top four right now, um, you get a bi week and everybody since they 43:49 Speaker 1 had this new format is lost in the bi week and people hate that shit. Uh, so now people 43:55 Speaker 1 going to be trying to take their season to get, I don't know, 12th place. So they don't 43:58 Speaker 1 have a bi-week and they just keep rolling through, rolling through, rolling through. I think it's 44:01 Speaker 1 really screwing it up. I mean, I understand why they went from four to 12 because there's 44:05 Speaker 1 five conferences and maybe you got, you know, two outliers there. But to go to 24 just doesn't 44:10 Speaker 1 make any sense. I mean, we might as well not even do a regular season or just not even 44:13 Speaker 1 have a count. Just do the fucking playoffs. Like, how does this make any sense? 44:16 Speaker 1 Well, you also got to think about basketball, right? I mean, final four basketball, March 44:21 Speaker 1 madness. I mean they do the same thing. They bring them all in and there's been some upsets 44:25 Speaker 1 too. I mean I remember when Butler won God that was years ago. Butler frickin killed 44:31 Speaker 1 it. It could happen. And now I'm watching I will not again I'm going back to Nebraska. 44:36 Speaker 1 I'm not an Nebraska fan. Nebraska looks frickin good. And they've lost what two games? 44:43 Speaker 1 Three games on Indiana. And so I said they're go God like dude to see Nebraska in that 44:48 Speaker 1 playoff or that format, I would be okay with it. 44:51 Speaker 1 But what really comes down to his money, right? 44:54 Speaker 1 I mean, all the NCAA cares about his money. 44:56 Speaker 1 So if they can make money, they're gonna make it. 44:59 Speaker 1 And at the end of the day, what does it really cost me and you? 45:02 Speaker 1 Nothing. 45:03 Speaker 1 We get to watch more football, baby. 45:04 Speaker 1 And that's it. 45:05 Speaker 1 You're afraid of is your afraid of Stockton getting hurt 45:07 Speaker 1 with Georgia. 45:08 Speaker 1 That's what you're afraid of. 45:10 Speaker 1 No, I'm afraid of like, just people just, 45:13 Speaker 1 they don't care about the first half of the season. 45:16 Speaker 1 Cause it really doesn't matter at that point. 45:17 Speaker 1 as long as you're in top 24. I mean, what does it matter if you lose three games and 45:21 Speaker 1 you go and win the national championship? I just think it's going to screw up the regular 45:24 Speaker 1 season. You're not going to have the regular season is not going to be good at all for anybody 45:27 Speaker 1 I feel like unless maybe the blue bloods are like fuck it. We still want to win stop dude. 45:31 Speaker 1 It's not good. It's not good. Anyway, the red is who's Georgia played other than Alabama? 45:37 Speaker 1 Oh, they've played two SEC teams. I mean, they're winning the division and everything 45:40 Speaker 1 who they play Arkansas and who else do we have? I can't remember the time. Yeah, exactly. 45:45 Speaker 1 because Stockton didn't play half the game. 45:47 Speaker 1 It sucks. 45:48 Speaker 1 College football sucks because they played this crafty team. 45:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you get to see your team come out 45:54 Speaker 1 and perform well. 45:55 Speaker 1 If they start, I just don't want to see a bunch 45:58 Speaker 1 of third strings starting the game, 46:00 Speaker 1 playing against, I don't know, Alabama or somebody, 46:02 Speaker 1 or playing against whoever. 46:03 Speaker 1 But that's what they're doing now. 46:05 Speaker 1 Like I don't want to watch, 46:06 Speaker 1 I don't hate college football regular season. 46:08 Speaker 1 It's terrible. 46:09 Speaker 1 At least in the NFL, like who thought the Panthers 46:13 Speaker 1 are going to beat the Lions? 46:14 Speaker 1 Who thought that some of these teams, 46:16 Speaker 1 like who wasn't the other night, 46:17 Speaker 1 at Jacksonville beat the Eagles in England? 46:22 Speaker 1 You know, it's like, it's like, 46:23 Speaker 1 it's a mean, I felt any team can beat any team any night, 46:26 Speaker 1 but in college football, unless you're Michigan, 46:29 Speaker 1 you can't really lose to a crappy team. 46:32 Speaker 1 So it's terrible to watch, 46:34 Speaker 1 but this format, honestly man, I hate to say it 46:38 Speaker 1 because I don't watch college basketball 46:40 Speaker 1 until March Madness. 46:42 Speaker 1 This is going to be my what's it called? I guess November madness. So do we call it December madness? 46:47 Speaker 1 Or we're gonna call it we're going to call it all the way to fucking February at this point 46:52 Speaker 1 Like what the fuck 46:54 Speaker 1 I mean maybe but either way it'll be fun to watch and and you also got to look into it 47:00 Speaker 1 You know besides the NIL and everything I mean you're putting you're making these players 47:03 Speaker 1 I mean I know the NFL all their players bitch about it every fucking year. They're like why are we adding another game 47:08 Speaker 1 We know y'all want money, but we're that's another game. We're getting injured 47:11 Speaker 1 We got another you know 50 million dollar guy that's gonna get hurt on that game or hurt in the 15th game 47:15 Speaker 1 And now he's out for an entire year the entire next season. He's doing ACL surgery 47:19 Speaker 1 I think that's also a thing you got to look at with these college athletes 47:21 Speaker 1 Like I know they're making a lot of money, but you're just trying to profit off them so much and make them play at 47:26 Speaker 1 24 games a year. What happens when you got to play? I don't know 47:30 Speaker 1 Number one team or number four teams got to pay the number 24 team 47:34 Speaker 1 They're blowing them out and their star quarterback blows this fucking knee 47:37 Speaker 1 I mean, it just doesn't make any sense because what because what if they don't because what if they don't brand it? 47:41 Speaker 1 That's the thing right. Don't what who's number four right now? 47:44 Speaker 1 Get me tell me right now in Google if you need to who's number four in the nation is it Ohio State 47:51 Speaker 1 I'm guessing it's Ohio State. Let's say it's Ohio State. Who's that? 47:56 Speaker 1 Let's see here. We got yeah, Georgia Notre Dame, Miami, Ohio State, Indiana, Alabama, Texas, BYU, Ole Miss and Texas Tech of the top 48:03 Speaker 1 Okay, who's number four Ohio State who's number 24? 48:09 Speaker 1 Uh, it is SMU. 48:12 Speaker 1 Who's SMU? Is that same? 48:14 Speaker 1 Madison? 48:16 Speaker 1 The fucking the the Mustangs over in the SMU Mustangs, uh, 48:21 Speaker 1 University of Antonio Methodist University in Utah University Park Dallas County, Texas. 48:26 Speaker 1 Texas. Oh, okay. That was a bad example, dammit. I wish I wish we got something better than that. 48:31 Speaker 1 But anyway, okay, I don't think that we're where's Nebraska? 48:37 Speaker 1 What's Nebraska ranked right now? 48:40 Speaker 1 Nebraska is not ranked. 48:45 Speaker 1 Nope, that right. 48:46 Speaker 1 All right. 48:47 Speaker 1 I'm just telling you right now and you can take this to the bank by the end of the season. 48:52 Speaker 1 Nebraska will be ranked. 48:54 Speaker 1 So I think they'll make it to 24. 48:57 Speaker 1 I mean, because they're not going to lose another game and they looked dang good against 49:00 Speaker 1 in Indiana or Indiana. If Nebraska plays Ohio State, that's a game, dude. And you just 49:07 Speaker 1 like March Madness, you have that opportunity of magic happening. I think what you're pissed 49:12 Speaker 1 off about is because you are a fan of a powerhouse team. So you're sitting here going, why do 49:19 Speaker 1 these kids have to play these kids that have lost four games, right? It's a big distance. 49:26 Speaker 1 hard but it's it's all about ratings it's all about money and it's gonna happen 49:30 Speaker 1 and I promise you there's gonna be a 24 ranked team eventually in our lifetime 49:35 Speaker 1 that wins the national championship it will happen so I don't hate it dude I'm 49:41 Speaker 1 sorry I wish I get behind you on this I didn't know I know I can't get behind 49:46 Speaker 1 you on that well I mean at this point why don't we just do a 48 I just do 48 and 49:50 Speaker 1 just have it just have college football go from August or September all the way 49:55 Speaker 1 to make might as well right and the kids ain't got to go to school or anything about that or 49:58 Speaker 1 you ain't got to practice they don't need breaks or anything they don't give a fuck if they're 50:02 Speaker 1 banged up and no one's gonna pick them up and then it fell I mean it's just got to hurt 50:05 Speaker 1 uh draft stock price and everything for these kids so I mean I think you're just fucking 50:08 Speaker 1 them over at this point but just just out of curiosity is Colorado ranked uh let's see 50:14 Speaker 1 here um let me go back one more uh after the top 10 is Utah UCLA Missouri Tennessee 50:23 Speaker 1 Kentucky, Florida, Iowa, Oklahoma State, USC, Houston, Wake Forest, LSU, Boise State, SMU, 50:30 Speaker 1 and Northwestern. 50:31 Speaker 1 Wow, so they're not right. 50:33 Speaker 1 That sucks. 50:34 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 50:35 Speaker 1 We got a lot of football left, so we'll see what goes on with that. 50:38 Speaker 1 All right. 50:39 Speaker 1 All right. 50:40 Speaker 1 Up next. 50:41 Speaker 1 We're done. 50:43 Speaker 1 Ukraine resumed strikes on Russian oil refineries as anger at Trump mounds, dude. 50:47 Speaker 1 I mean, this is just absolutely ridiculous because Putin just agreed to supply the Trump 50:53 Speaker 1 Europe with all the diesel they needed so we don't have to keep sending the diesel over and the most ironic thing to me about 50:58 Speaker 1 This is Elon just now turned starlink back on for them. You know he had him going 51:03 Speaker 1 When the war first started like oh, we're gonna give you starlink everyone can use it and then like he's like 51:08 Speaker 1 You're playing a little bitchy. Okay, we're gonna take away starlink from you so you can't have it 51:12 Speaker 1 Now they give it back to him and the first thing they fucking do is start hitting oil refineries again 51:16 Speaker 1 And what makes me upset is I don't know 51:19 Speaker 1 I mean we're already in a war with Iran 51:20 Speaker 1 Like why can't we just drop a couple bombs of fucking Ukraine and get him to stop bomb and oil refinery and ship because 51:26 Speaker 1 what? 51:29 Speaker 1 Did you just say we need to bomb Ukraine we need to do something with Ukraine 51:33 Speaker 1 I would need to fucking chill them the fuck out 51:36 Speaker 1 Dude, why would we bomb Ukraine? 51:38 Speaker 1 I don't we need to do something to him 51:40 Speaker 1 We need to get them to chill the fuck out because what they're doing is they're messing up the war economy 51:43 Speaker 1 So what they're doing over there? 51:45 Speaker 1 So you think it's them doing it not Russia. I mean I don't care who they are 51:50 Speaker 1 I don't care who's fighting but stop fucking hitting the oil refineries dude stop in the order of honor Jesus Christ man 51:55 Speaker 1 Like for diesel we only got so many fucking diesel plants in the u.s 52:00 Speaker 1 And Biden shut a lot of those downs and then you got rushes that are getting blown up like come on now 52:04 Speaker 1 And I don't think if I don't I don't think Ukraine understands 52:08 Speaker 1 Diesel makes the world go around so whenever they bomb that shit. They're really just hurting themselves 52:12 Speaker 1 Okay, okay, so if you were if you were president right now, right 52:15 Speaker 1 You know, let's say you got elected today and they're like, hey, congratulations, President Thrasher, okay? 52:22 Speaker 1 And you're president and you got this whole bomb or this whole war going on between Russia and Ukraine 52:28 Speaker 1 How do you resolve it go? 52:30 Speaker 1 Well, first off you go to the Zitsulinsky and you remove him for power in the stage of coup because he's the he's not even illegally elected 52:38 Speaker 1 He's not even a legally elected president over there because apparently there's a war time 52:42 Speaker 1 We can't have elections we had them all the time during our war to and during our wars 52:46 Speaker 1 It happens it's possible, but what you got to do is pretty much go in stage a coup of and 52:51 Speaker 1 Really just negotiate with Russia. But look what are you gonna do to stop fucking bombing? 52:55 Speaker 1 I'm like how much land you want you're not getting all of it. We'll give you a little bit. We'll give you a slipper 52:59 Speaker 1 You can't do that that's what we did with Adolf Hitler, right? Well, we didn't do it 53:04 Speaker 1 But but that's what Adolf Hitler did and he took Poland he took 53:08 Speaker 1 Oh my god, what is it France part of France? He took there was one other piece of it 53:14 Speaker 1 over in Russia anyway 53:16 Speaker 1 He was he was taken at all and he knew that he couldn't and they also told him like hey 53:20 Speaker 1 You can't have more than 200,000 troops and he was like okay 53:24 Speaker 1 And then he went over there and he's like alright we got two million troops, but you can't do that you can't give him a 53:29 Speaker 1 You can't give him a bone you can't give a bone you do that there. They're always you give an inch and take them out 53:34 Speaker 1 You can't do that well, I think 53:36 Speaker 1 What Russia is a little different I believe because he's been in there for so long Putin has and I think you can negotiate with him 53:41 Speaker 1 And you also got now we have mutually assured destruction 53:44 Speaker 1 You know don't fucking do this and we're gonna fucking blow your ass up 53:47 Speaker 1 And I know you're gonna blow us up like do you really want to do it over this little piece of shitty land in Ukraine? 53:51 Speaker 1 All right, come on now chill out 53:52 Speaker 1 But would you would you really do it though? Would you really drop a bomb? 53:55 Speaker 1 drop a nuke I 53:58 Speaker 1 Don't know 53:59 Speaker 1 On a atomic bomb, whatever kind of bomb you wanted to drop. 54:02 Speaker 1 Would you drop a bomb on Ukraine and Russia during this war? 54:07 Speaker 1 Like right where they're fighting? 54:10 Speaker 1 I think, I mean, I hate to say it, dude. 54:12 Speaker 1 It sounds really, really bad, but I don't think it would be a bad idea to drop 54:17 Speaker 1 like an atomic bomb right in the middle, like on the border. 54:20 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 54:21 Speaker 1 And like, just be like, art, we good? 54:23 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 54:24 Speaker 1 Like, would you would you have the balls to do that as president? 54:27 Speaker 1 Well, I guess you would have to do it. 54:28 Speaker 1 You have to disguise it that Ukraine dropped it, right? 54:31 Speaker 1 Like they dropped it on their own people right there. 54:32 Speaker 1 And then Russia just starts launching. 54:34 Speaker 1 They got more artillery, obviously. 54:36 Speaker 1 They don't have as many ground guys. 54:37 Speaker 1 And I don't know how the drone battle is going over there. 54:40 Speaker 1 There's fucking fiber optic wires all over these cities 54:42 Speaker 1 and towns. 54:43 Speaker 1 It looks like a major spiderweb. 54:44 Speaker 1 It's actually absolutely insane. 54:46 Speaker 1 But like I said, you go the drone route also. 54:48 Speaker 1 You just like turn their drones against them. 54:50 Speaker 1 Every. 54:51 Speaker 1 I think just a controlled assassination would work. 54:54 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 54:55 Speaker 1 It's like a kill, right? 54:55 Speaker 1 kills the Linsky and kill Putin at the same time. 55:00 Speaker 1 And then at that point, you get two, 55:01 Speaker 1 and I know this is like one of those like, 55:02 Speaker 1 oh my God, same thing we did in the Middle East, right? 55:05 Speaker 1 You always wanna put somebody in power 55:08 Speaker 1 that you think you can control, 55:10 Speaker 1 but it never worked for the United States. 55:12 Speaker 1 It's never worked because we're like, 55:13 Speaker 1 oh, this guy's better than the other leader of Hezbollah, 55:17 Speaker 1 right? 55:18 Speaker 1 It's just not the way it works. 55:20 Speaker 1 But I think in this situation, it might be. 55:24 Speaker 1 So I mean, is that something if you were president, you would actually do? 55:27 Speaker 1 Would you have Zelensky and Putin killed or you wouldn't? 55:29 Speaker 1 And I just want you to say it on the show because having you assassinated by 55:36 Speaker 1 Putin would kind of be cool. 55:37 Speaker 1 So would you actually do that? 55:40 Speaker 1 If you were president, would you have them both killed? 55:41 Speaker 1 I don't want you to say it out loud. 55:42 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 55:43 Speaker 1 Uh, and I don't think I would have them both killed because you got to have a winner. 55:46 Speaker 1 You got to have a winner. 55:47 Speaker 1 You got to have a winner no matter what. 55:48 Speaker 1 Paying. 55:49 Speaker 1 Well, it doesn't make any sense. 55:51 Speaker 1 We need, uh, we get more shit from Russia than we do Ukraine. 55:53 Speaker 1 Ukraine supplies it with nothing. 55:54 Speaker 1 So I don't know why we were helping them to begin with. 55:58 Speaker 1 What? 55:59 Speaker 1 What do you do? 56:00 Speaker 1 I think they do a grain. 56:02 Speaker 1 I think it's grain, right? 56:03 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 56:04 Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah. 56:05 Speaker 1 Okay. 56:06 Speaker 1 We're saving them because of grain really? 56:07 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? 56:09 Speaker 1 What do we get from Russia? 56:12 Speaker 1 We get, they supply Europe with diesel. 56:14 Speaker 1 So we don't have to fucking do it. 56:15 Speaker 1 Cause if we, if we Google what Russia gives us, 56:18 Speaker 1 tell me one thing Russia gives us. 56:20 Speaker 1 All right. Let me look it up. 56:21 Speaker 1 Oh, the Invodka. 56:23 Speaker 1 the US it from she and prostitutes and mail her brides. Sorry. United States 56:33 Speaker 1 imports several key industrial agriculture and energy commodities roughly 56:37 Speaker 1 totaling four point five billion dollars in goods fertilizers one point eight 56:41 Speaker 1 billion inorganic chemicals and precious metal compounds one point one two diesel 56:47 Speaker 1 fuel with this new agreement precious stones and metals pearls platinum 56:50 Speaker 1 paladine, which we need to make our chip 733 million. Would it charcoal? 56:55 Speaker 1 Which seems kind of odd. 91 million machinery and reactors, 90 million. 56:59 Speaker 1 Because at the same time, what we can do is that's why we get a lot of shit from 57:02 Speaker 1 China too, because we have standards over here. Then they make people work in 57:05 Speaker 1 Siberia for fucking, you know, six months on a work camp and just pumping out 57:09 Speaker 1 shit for free. And then they just send it over to us. Okay. What does Ukraine give 57:13 Speaker 1 us? I guarantee you, it's almost the exact same list for beta. 57:16 Speaker 1 get from Ukraine and that's why we're gonna just drop on both of them. Um, let's see. Why is this one not telling us fucking how much money? 57:27 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 1.5 billion imports from Ukraine, almost 75% less. See, we don't need Ukraine. We don't need a. I didn't go your way, did it? But 57:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, he stumped on that one. I know what I know what's going on here. I mean, I don't know what's you know 57:44 Speaker 1 situation what's happening 57:46 Speaker 1 But all right well, I guess we're I guess we turn our backs on Ukraine 57:53 Speaker 1 Brandon's like when we would I get in office? I'm gonna really set Russia straight 57:58 Speaker 1 I'm gonna set them straight. He goes in they show him the numbers and he's like so what you're saying Putin is 58:03 Speaker 1 We need to help you beat them in this war. He's like exactly 58:06 Speaker 1 Exactly. You're like, okay. 58:08 Speaker 1 And we just established a reconstruction fund 5050 to help them rebuild the shit. 58:13 Speaker 1 Like, what the fuck? 58:14 Speaker 1 That's no sense to me. No sense. 58:16 Speaker 1 But that's just the world we live in nowadays. 58:19 Speaker 1 What that was. So what do we got going on here? The chat everyone. 58:21 Speaker 1 I don't think we'll get rid of them. They make too much money on bowl games. 58:24 Speaker 1 Oh, that's not Russian. 58:26 Speaker 1 I talked about the college football thing like bowl games. 58:28 Speaker 1 What Martin. 58:29 Speaker 1 Great saying in the chat like Russia produces a lot of oil. 58:32 Speaker 1 Here's here's my thing. 58:34 Speaker 1 And I don't understand. 58:34 Speaker 1 And again, I'm not a geologist, right? 58:38 Speaker 1 But the Middle East is obviously the capital of the world. 58:42 Speaker 1 When it comes to oil production and where all of the oil 58:47 Speaker 1 is pulled out of the ground, you're talking Saudi Arabia, 58:50 Speaker 1 Iran, Iraq, all these places, you have a significant amount 58:57 Speaker 1 of ground between the Middle East and Russia, right? 59:01 Speaker 1 And in that amount of ground is what country, Brandon, 59:05 Speaker 1 that is currently at war with Russia. 59:08 Speaker 1 Oh, is it, oh, is it Ukraine? 59:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 59:11 Speaker 1 So how is Russia pulling all this oil out of the ground 59:15 Speaker 1 and Ukraine's not? 59:16 Speaker 1 Like, I don't understand it. 59:18 Speaker 1 Like, you're talking about the oil reserves, 59:20 Speaker 1 we're like Saudi Arabia, Southwest Asia, 59:24 Speaker 1 we're gonna go under Ukraine 59:26 Speaker 1 and we're gonna pop up over in Russia. 59:28 Speaker 1 It doesn't make any sense. 59:29 Speaker 1 Well, they have pipelines and everything, 59:30 Speaker 1 but there's also, oil is fucking useless 59:33 Speaker 1 unless you can fucking refine it. 59:34 Speaker 1 And that's the main thing that Russia has, 59:37 Speaker 1 or diesel refineries, because the world runs on diesel. 59:40 Speaker 1 I mean, you got all the, everything you buy at the store, 59:43 Speaker 1 even the gas you buy comes in on diesel truck. 59:45 Speaker 1 All the goods, everything around the world uses diesel. 59:47 Speaker 1 So that's why I was trying to say the other day, 59:48 Speaker 1 like gas prices don't matter. 59:50 Speaker 1 If you want lower gas prices, 59:51 Speaker 1 we've got to get lower diesel prices 59:53 Speaker 1 because guess where your gas comes from? 59:54 Speaker 1 On a big old tanker truck that uses diesel, 59:56 Speaker 1 all your goods come in on the truck using diesel. 59:59 Speaker 1 a lot of ships that go from Europe over the U.S. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 to these big diesel generator engines 1:00:05 Speaker 1 to drive turbines and ships. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 So diesel is what makes the world go round. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 Now what the problem recently is 1:00:10 Speaker 1 Ukraine keeps bombing these refineries 1:00:12 Speaker 1 and they can't operate. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 So the U.S. has been sending oil over to Europe 1:00:17 Speaker 1 or diesel over to Europe. 1:00:18 Speaker 1 So that way Europe doesn't collapse 1:00:20 Speaker 1 because we still have some allies over there, I suppose. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 And that's why ours is kind of going up. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 And Biden shut down a lot of diesel refineries in the U.S. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 when he was president at the time 1:00:27 Speaker 1 and they're trying to get those reopened. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 So it's above my pay grade, but that's just what's going on. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 Kind of going up. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 I just got to say, I'm just pray for the Republicans 1:00:38 Speaker 1 in the midterm because it's not looking good, baby. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 That's all I'm going to say. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 And I'm going to Rick Daxon, baby, Rick Daxon. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Hello from Scotland. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Look at what's going on there, man. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 We got to talk to this guy real quick. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 Jeff Runexas, you're from Scotland. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 How's it going over there? 1:00:50 Speaker 1 But what kind of stuff you hear over there? 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Well, the good thing about Scotland, 1:00:54 Speaker 1 the good thing about Scotland is their gas prices 1:00:56 Speaker 1 are really cheap. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 If anybody knows anything about Europe, 1:00:59 Speaker 1 they're probably paying a dollar gallon for gas. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 I'm kidding, this guy's like, dude, 1:01:05 Speaker 1 I'm gonna punch you in the face. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Well, that goes back to the fact that they don't produce 1:01:09 Speaker 1 their own oil or they don't produce any energy over there. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 So they got to buy it from Russia or us. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 They produce wind energy in France. 1:01:17 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, you put wind in your fucking gas tank? 1:01:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, how does that work? 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:01:21 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, I filled up on wind yesterday and I'm impugging. 1:01:27 Speaker 1 What's going on? 1:01:29 Speaker 1 Babe, I see a huge fan over there. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 We're gonna go fill up. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 We'll be okay. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 You're just gonna do one of those cartoon things 1:01:35 Speaker 1 where you gotta fucking fan. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 He's just got a sheet in front of you 1:01:37 Speaker 1 and just blowing it down the road. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 That's about all they got. 1:01:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 So we really upset the tunnel guy. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 Obviously we're in a fucking conversation. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 I'm not talking about the damn tunnel. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 That was a yes or no question. 1:01:46 Speaker 1 Am I doing the tunnel still? 1:01:46 Speaker 1 Yes, right? 1:01:47 Speaker 1 Brandon hates those questions. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 I'm just like, it's a yes or no. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Like, come on now. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 It's not even a real question. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 What am I supposed to add to that? 1:01:55 Speaker 1 I understand. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 It's a yes or no? 1:01:57 Speaker 1 Yes, no. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 Whatever. All right. I don't know. I just got blown up or something because he's not answering so I don't know what happened 1:02:03 Speaker 1 Hello from Scotland and by two pounds per liter. Oh dude that conversion is gonna explode my head 1:02:10 Speaker 1 I don't know how much is that per gallon? Oh 1:02:12 Speaker 1 God oh a lead this is a leader and two pounds is what like three dollars? Oh? 1:02:19 Speaker 1 No two pounds is four dollars. Oh my god. So four dollars for a leader. Yeah y'all get screwed. That's bad 1:02:25 Speaker 1 Oh dude, it's bad. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing how many leaders are in a gallon? 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Two? 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Two point, I think it's like, no, it's four. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 Is it 3.85 something like that? 1:02:36 Speaker 1 I think because I remember I used to calculate 1:02:38 Speaker 1 how much a gallon of water. 1:02:39 Speaker 1 So what is that? 1:02:40 Speaker 1 $8 a gallon? 1:02:42 Speaker 1 Is what they're paying in Scotland? 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Well, I like California, you know, 1:02:45 Speaker 1 but they're just don't have their policy. 1:02:47 Speaker 1 Hey, welcome. 1:02:48 Speaker 1 You can live in Edinburgh, Scotland, 1:02:50 Speaker 1 or you can live in Los Angeles. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 And you're both paying the same amount. 1:02:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, for gas leaves, I'm sure cost of living a lot lower there like lodging and shit 1:02:58 Speaker 1 But actually I watched maybe it was Ireland a movie other than I called hokom. That's pretty good. So check that out 1:03:03 Speaker 1 But dude, I watched a blade runner. Have you seen that yet the newest one with with glint pal 1:03:09 Speaker 1 What that's running man weirdo 1:03:12 Speaker 1 I'm glad runner with Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford and I watched it last night with Carter 1:03:17 Speaker 1 And I'm like hey man like it says it's rated R 1:03:20 Speaker 1 But it says a little bit of nudity and then all of a sudden it was a I've never seen this in my life in a movie 1:03:27 Speaker 1 It was a full grown woman 1:03:29 Speaker 1 Being born so like this chick is born out of this like thing 1:03:35 Speaker 1 And she's butt naked 1:03:37 Speaker 1 Being born and Carter's laying in bed and he's like what I'm the I'm the pull out sofa 1:03:43 Speaker 1 And I'm watching it and I'm like like I'm a I'm pretty cool that like I'm trying to get him watch 1:03:48 Speaker 1 I'm I told Megan I wanted to watch the hangover in the next like month or so 1:03:52 Speaker 1 But dude, I'm watching this and this chick is born out of a thing and she's 1:03:59 Speaker 1 30 and I'm going Jesus like it's boobs and everything dude. No 1:04:07 Speaker 1 Jeff, but do you all you all refine it there to you'll send it off somewhere to refine. I'm sure you all 1:04:11 Speaker 1 I'm not saying you don't have produce energy, but you can't turn the oil into anything else, right? 1:04:17 Speaker 1 you all have refineries there. I don't, I don't believe so. I think you got to ship 1:04:20 Speaker 1 that off somewhere else. But it's anybody that's anybody that can't see the chat. Jeff, 1:04:24 Speaker 1 Jeff from Scotland just said we have oil in Scotland. We have rigs and he said, uh, it's 1:04:31 Speaker 1 funny. Hang over my faves. It's a different conversation. You said he went, we got to 1:04:36 Speaker 1 get, we're going to get on out here. We appreciate it. But listen, thank God it's a Friday. If 1:04:39 Speaker 1 you do something stupid, he getting trouble. Uh, be sure to give the Aurora law from recall 1:04:43 Speaker 1 for sure. Besides Jeff, I don't know if he, man, dog, man, he goes all the way to Scotland. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 and I got different walls, I'm sure. 1:04:48 Speaker 1 But you get what call, if you're getting troubles, 1:04:50 Speaker 1 the outgoes, the answer is to call a phone night or day, 24-7. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 So we appreciate everybody be safe this weekend though. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 Hopefully Chuck can make it home without, you know, 1:04:58 Speaker 1 grabbing his pants and no more cop visit. 1:05:01 Speaker 1 So Chuck, anything for real now, Dale? 1:05:04 Speaker 1 I've got to go watch Thursday night football 1:05:06 Speaker 1 and I will be 100% ready to go for Monday's recording. 1:05:12 Speaker 1 Okay, sounds good. 1:05:13 Speaker 1 We appreciate everybody in the chat. 1:05:14 Speaker 1 We got some new people. 1:05:15 Speaker 1 Thank you, stick around. 1:05:16 Speaker 1 See you Sunday night, bye-bye. 1:05:18 Speaker 1 Selling your home doesn't have to be scary. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 Get a guaranteed offer and trust Marksbane Real Estate 1:05:23 Speaker 1 to sell your home hassle-free and for the most money 1:05:25 Speaker 1 and sell with confidence. 1:05:27 Speaker 1 Go to marksbane.com to get a guaranteed offer 1:05:29 Speaker 1 on your home today, that's marksbane.com, 1:05:31 Speaker 1 and start packing. 1:05:33 Speaker 1 Hi, I'm Tanner, your friend and jeweler at Shane Company. 1:05:37 Speaker 1 As jewelry consultants, we help customers 1:05:39 Speaker 1 find their dream engagement ring at their dream price 1:05:42 Speaker 1 and we make it as stress free as possible. 1:05:44 Speaker 1 We don't work on commission, 1:05:45 Speaker 1 So there's no pressure. 1:05:46 Speaker 1 Our all-inclusive free lifetime warranty 1:05:48 Speaker 1 covers everything and protects your ring for life. 1:05:51 Speaker 1 If you want something new down the road, 1:05:53 Speaker 1 trade up for a new style or carrot size 1:05:55 Speaker 1 anytime with our easy trade-up program. 1:05:57 Speaker 1 Stop by or visit shanko.com to see for yourself. 1:06:00 Speaker 1 Shain company, your friend and jeweler.