RICO Trial And Kidnapping In PCB EP-412 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-15
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a black hole son. 0:03 Speaker 1 I'm ready to a Thursday. 0:05 Speaker 1 Glad everybody's here. 0:06 Speaker 1 I'm three days sober because the plug is either in jail or dead 0:09 Speaker 1 or just doesn't want to serve us anymore. 0:11 Speaker 1 But on this day in history back in 1951, 0:13 Speaker 1 a chemist invented birth control. 0:16 Speaker 1 And I'm going to have Chuck guess here in a minute, 0:18 Speaker 1 but first a word from our attorneys. 0:19 Speaker 1 Morning. 0:20 Speaker 1 When you're about to hear the funniest shit in your life, 0:21 Speaker 1 with that being said, the comments made by Brandon 0:23 Speaker 1 and Chuck do not reflect their views. 0:24 Speaker 1 Everything said in the show is protected under parody law 0:25 Speaker 1 in no way, shape, or form is anything said or done on the show 0:27 Speaker 1 is real. 0:27 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 0:28 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 0:29 Speaker 1 All right, over there's Chuck Charles iron fist Chuck do you can you guess who the first chemist was to make birth control pill? 0:35 Speaker 1 You got to think it makes sense. It makes sense. Think about it. All right. Well, I'm gonna say 0:40 Speaker 1 He's named after some type of birth control 0:45 Speaker 1 Female or male because I don't think his name was Magnum. That'd be good. It was male. It was male. Oh really? Yeah. Oh 0:52 Speaker 1 If he was a male then I'm gonna say 0:54 Speaker 1 a 1:09 Speaker 1 Hell dude, Luis. 1:10 Speaker 1 You swear to God. 1:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, Mexican chemist Luis I Mira Monte synthesize norinci drone, synthetic progress drone that 1:19 Speaker 1 laid foundation for the oral contraceptive pill. 1:23 Speaker 1 Forget funny because that's the only thing I get when you said it makes sense where he 1:27 Speaker 1 came from. 1:28 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:29 Speaker 1 Every time I see a Mexican family, I'm like, dude, that dude is miserable. 1:32 Speaker 1 Like, I know just so many kids. 1:34 Speaker 1 I wish I would look that earlier to see how many kids he had before he developed the pill. 1:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, God, I'm mad. I had 20 kids. 1:40 Speaker 1 I can't keep working in the heels all the time. 1:41 Speaker 1 It is so hard. 1:42 Speaker 1 He's like, I got to make a way to make sure 1:44 Speaker 1 so you don't get pregnant. 1:45 Speaker 1 See where there's a world, there's a way. 1:47 Speaker 1 Any of us can do anything we need to, 1:48 Speaker 1 as long as we set our mind to it, 1:50 Speaker 1 and we have a personal need for it. 1:52 Speaker 1 We can create anything. 1:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then ironically, 15 years later, 1:55 Speaker 1 the Black Panther Party was founded, 1:57 Speaker 1 and they're big on, 1:59 Speaker 1 they don't really use birth control. 2:00 Speaker 1 They're more abortions. 2:02 Speaker 1 I don't know why they use birth control more. 2:04 Speaker 1 Okay, I can associate. 2:05 Speaker 1 you can associate an entire class of people 2:08 Speaker 1 with a party that is an outlier of their party. 2:12 Speaker 1 You know, of their class. 2:13 Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? 2:13 Speaker 1 Like I don't consider most people 2:15 Speaker 1 that are African Americans to be Black Panthers. 2:18 Speaker 1 So. 2:19 Speaker 1 No, no, no, but I'm saying like the descendants from them 2:21 Speaker 1 and whatnot, I guess like Black women get the most 2:23 Speaker 1 abortion data anybody in America at least. 2:25 Speaker 1 I don't know about the world, but I know in America. 2:27 Speaker 1 So just thought that was interesting. 2:28 Speaker 1 And then also a Gorbachev won the Nobel Peace Prize today 2:31 Speaker 1 in 1990, which I don't know why he got the, 2:35 Speaker 1 in the Cold War, so I guess. 2:36 Speaker 1 And who gives that out? 2:37 Speaker 1 Is that like a world thing? 2:39 Speaker 1 Like everyone, like all the world leaders come up 2:40 Speaker 1 and they put in like a vote. 2:42 Speaker 1 I imagine it being like the Pirates of Caribbean 2:44 Speaker 1 at World's End where I like get like the seven pieces of eight 2:47 Speaker 1 and they just got a bunch of bunch of junk 2:49 Speaker 1 and they're just like, I vote for me, I vote for me, 2:50 Speaker 1 I vote for me and then Jackson, I vote for her, 2:52 Speaker 1 Liz, this one. 2:53 Speaker 1 I think it's, I think it's fake. 2:54 Speaker 1 I think the whole thing's made up 2:55 Speaker 1 because I didn't, didn't Bill Clinton get it? 2:59 Speaker 1 Or did Barack Obama, like one of the presidents 3:01 Speaker 1 sucked got it. 3:02 Speaker 1 I don't remember which one though. 3:03 Speaker 1 Was it Bill Clinton? 3:04 Speaker 1 I can't imagine it being Obama with all the drone strikes you did on Syria. I mean 3:08 Speaker 1 They're just like yeah, thank you for blowing up Syria. We really appreciate it man. Thank you so much 3:12 Speaker 1 I think I think it was definitely it's it's one of those things where anybody that gets it 3:17 Speaker 1 Nobody goes. Oh my god, dude. They totally deserved it, right? I think it's just they just kind of point and shoot 3:22 Speaker 1 They don't really care is it like I what's the other one? This is the Nobel Peace Prize. There's another one out there 3:27 Speaker 1 That's big. Yeah, it's like the Grammy's almost like the same thing. It's just like a pay-to-play 3:32 Speaker 1 You know, you got to just be favors and kiss ass to somebody and you're just like you probably I wouldn't be surprised 3:37 Speaker 1 I know with the Grammys you got to like pay like five thousand dollars something to enter your music or something crazy like that 3:42 Speaker 1 It's like why don't I have to pay to enter this competition? 3:44 Speaker 1 Like shouldn't you be like checking to see like the best music and I'm sure the Nobel Peace Prize is probably the same thing like you got to pay to enter 3:49 Speaker 1 Well didn't I mean I know I think we've talked about this before but Beyonce got 3:54 Speaker 1 country music album of the year for quite possibly the worst music I've ever heard in my life 4:00 Speaker 1 And if you ask people right now anybody hey, what's your favorite song off that? 4:06 Speaker 1 Off that album and you can't say I think it's cowboy Carter is that is that the name of it the one? 4:12 Speaker 1 That was the only one on the album 4:16 Speaker 1 No, but I tried to listen to it because like so when I hear album of the year 4:20 Speaker 1 I tried I'm like man. I must be missing something you know what I mean because like Chris Stapleton has gotten 4:25 Speaker 1 in country music vocalist of the year, 4:28 Speaker 1 like for so many years he got it. 4:30 Speaker 1 And it was always funny when they'd always 4:32 Speaker 1 panned a Luke Combs. 4:34 Speaker 1 Like as soon as they'd be like, 4:36 Speaker 1 and for the third time in a year, 4:38 Speaker 1 country vocalist of the year, 4:40 Speaker 1 Chris Stapleton and like the camera would immediately 4:42 Speaker 1 go straight to Luke Combs, you know? 4:44 Speaker 1 And he's just like, are you kidding me right now? 4:46 Speaker 1 Cause there for a while he was, 4:48 Speaker 1 I mean he was better than Chris Stapleton, 4:50 Speaker 1 but I think it's all paid for dude. 4:53 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 4:53 Speaker 1 yeah, it is, yeah, that is. 4:54 Speaker 1 It's also like with Chris Tableton, like the motherfucker, he hadn't released a song 4:57 Speaker 1 of what, four years probably and Luke Combs is dropping one like every quarter. 5:00 Speaker 1 So I don't know, I feel like the qualifications, like you got to do something good or release 5:04 Speaker 1 something that year. 5:05 Speaker 1 Same thing with the Nobel Peace Prize. 5:06 Speaker 1 Like you can't do what, what was it? 5:07 Speaker 1 Gandhi that got it after like 15 years of doing it. 5:09 Speaker 1 They're like, all right, now we're going to give you a two year. 5:11 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 5:12 Speaker 1 So Gandhi, oh no, it wasn't Gandhi. 5:15 Speaker 1 So I met a South African couple on the beach, right? 5:19 Speaker 1 And I was joking around because I wanted their chairs and they beat me to the, the chair 5:23 Speaker 1 guy, you know. 5:24 Speaker 1 Like Nate, like British South Africans are like the original like Cape Town South Africa. 5:30 Speaker 1 Oh, nice ones. 5:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 5:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:33 Speaker 1 So they're like down there and so they're sitting there and they beat me to the guy. 5:35 Speaker 1 So then now they're sitting next to like these other couples and I wanted to sit next to 5:38 Speaker 1 but I didn't want to be rude and be like, Hey, can you guys move to the end? 5:43 Speaker 1 You know, it's like 20 seats that way and they're already getting kicked out of the country 5:47 Speaker 1 and slaughtered trucks like, Hey, can you move down a couple of chairs? 5:50 Speaker 1 We know a terrible for you over there in your home country getting murdered like crazy. 5:53 Speaker 1 Okay, so that's where this comes up. 5:55 Speaker 1 So she says to me, she goes up, she said, 5:57 Speaker 1 oh, she's spoken that accent. 5:58 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna try to replicate it 6:00 Speaker 1 because of South African accent, it's very hard to do. 6:02 Speaker 1 But she says, oh, she's like, 6:04 Speaker 1 she's like, well, we're just here visiting 6:06 Speaker 1 and we love America. 6:08 Speaker 1 And I'm like, where are you guys from? 6:09 Speaker 1 And she's like, you'd never guess. 6:10 Speaker 1 So of course I did the whole Ireland, Scotland, England. 6:13 Speaker 1 And she goes, we're actually from South Africa. 6:16 Speaker 1 And I said, oh my God, like I heard it's beautiful there. 6:18 Speaker 1 I've always thought about going. 6:20 Speaker 1 And she goes, it's quite possibly the biggest crap hole 6:26 Speaker 1 in the world. 6:27 Speaker 1 And I highly recommend you never visit with your family 6:30 Speaker 1 or you'll die. 6:31 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 6:32 Speaker 1 So she's telling me about not Mandela, Nelson Mandela. 6:36 Speaker 1 Oh, Mandela, that guy, yeah. 6:37 Speaker 1 And she's like, dude, she's like, you know what killed Africa? 6:40 Speaker 1 Well, it's Nelson Mandela because he was a martyr. 6:43 Speaker 1 And he just destroyed our nation. 6:46 Speaker 1 And that's when the country went to crap. 6:47 Speaker 1 And that's when my husband said, 6:49 Speaker 1 We gotta figure out a way out. 6:50 Speaker 1 And so she got into the entertainment industry. 6:53 Speaker 1 And now all she does is go on tour 6:56 Speaker 1 with like these huge recording artists. 6:58 Speaker 1 And she's a, some type of paramedic, 7:00 Speaker 1 or a paramedic C or something like that. 7:02 Speaker 1 Like she's the high end paramedic. 7:03 Speaker 1 And that's all she does. 7:04 Speaker 1 And she's assigned right now to Jelly Roll. 7:08 Speaker 1 And so of course we had conversations about that, 7:09 Speaker 1 which none of them were crazy enough to tell you guys. 7:12 Speaker 1 But do you wanna guess who she said 7:15 Speaker 1 was the biggest a-hole she's ever worked with. 7:19 Speaker 1 and she was assigned to him for one whole tour. 7:21 Speaker 1 And it got to the point where she was like, 7:22 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get out of this industry 7:24 Speaker 1 if I can't get away from this dude. 7:25 Speaker 1 And he is a huge country music singer. 7:28 Speaker 1 Oh, is it Luke Bryan? 7:33 Speaker 1 No, bigger. 7:34 Speaker 1 Jason Aldine? 7:35 Speaker 1 Bigger. 7:36 Speaker 1 Oh, Darius Rucker? 7:39 Speaker 1 The biggest. 7:42 Speaker 1 Hank Williams Jr. 7:43 Speaker 1 The biggest real country music, like now country music. 7:46 Speaker 1 Oh, the biggest real now country music is it? Oh, is it that that? 7:52 Speaker 1 Travis Trent what is wrong with you? He sells out like every stadium in the world look homes 7:58 Speaker 1 bigger 8:00 Speaker 1 Chris Stapleton the biggest country music singer in America. You how do you not know this? 8:05 Speaker 1 I thought you listen to music I can't not new country. It's all fucking gay and shit 8:10 Speaker 1 Biggest country artists right all right you'll get it when I say this he once said the N word and he threw a chair off a bar 8:15 Speaker 1 Oh Morgan wallet 8:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, so she said she said she got assigned his tour to be the paramedic like backstage while he was and she's like dude 8:26 Speaker 1 I've never in my life 8:28 Speaker 1 Heard somebody treat people to weigh this a-hole treats people 8:32 Speaker 1 So she left that and now she's working in Nashville 8:36 Speaker 1 But I guess she does like a six month or one year on like in America 8:40 Speaker 1 Then she go has to go back 8:41 Speaker 1 But she said that she lives in Nashville now when she's here and she said she loves it 8:45 Speaker 1 But she's trying to figure out a way to stay permanently. Yeah, she just flies over back to South Africa 8:49 Speaker 1 She just counts all the black people killing the whites, but it's getting worse. I mean there's slaughtering everybody over here 8:53 Speaker 1 It was what Mandela was like kind of like oh we need to take back South Africa 8:57 Speaker 1 And our South them. Yeah, South Africa 9:00 Speaker 1 What the craziest thing is about that though is they think they're gonna prosper 9:04 Speaker 1 But they're not because you look at Zimbabwe and before Zimbabwe had 9:07 Speaker 1 They had electricity before they had candles. 9:10 Speaker 1 You know, when it was Rhodesia, when the British owned it 9:12 Speaker 1 and everything, and they just, they gave them everything. 9:14 Speaker 1 The lay Africans, you can have all these post offices 9:16 Speaker 1 and these buildings and these transits and everything, 9:18 Speaker 1 these trains, just take care of it. 9:20 Speaker 1 Fucking 15 years, everything's falling back apart 9:22 Speaker 1 in this war-torn country. 9:23 Speaker 1 Same thing that's gonna happen to South Africa. 9:24 Speaker 1 And then that whole continent is just gonna be ass. 9:27 Speaker 1 Well, and what sucks is I watched the FIFA World Cup. 9:30 Speaker 1 So, you know, like when I started getting very interested 9:33 Speaker 1 in the Ivory Coast, just because watching the team 9:36 Speaker 1 play in the United States every time they play a game 9:38 Speaker 1 and I was watching these games and I'm going, 9:40 Speaker 1 where's the Ivory Coast? 9:40 Speaker 1 They do like a, you know, a two minute or three minute 9:43 Speaker 1 feel good video, right? 9:44 Speaker 1 And so it shows like the highlights of the Ivory Coast 9:47 Speaker 1 and like how beautiful it is. 9:48 Speaker 1 And I'm going, dude, that's, I kind of think that's like, 9:50 Speaker 1 maybe one of those like well hidden, you know, like trips, 9:53 Speaker 1 you know, so I asked this lady, I said, well, I get it, 9:55 Speaker 1 you know, South Africa sucks, but Ivory Coast 9:58 Speaker 1 has got to be nice, right? 9:59 Speaker 1 And she's like, oh my God, you want to die 10:01 Speaker 1 when soon as you walk out of the airport, 10:03 Speaker 1 go to the Ivory Coast, they will shoot you in the face. 10:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 10:06 Speaker 1 It's that bad? 10:07 Speaker 1 She said it's terrible over there. 10:09 Speaker 1 So we're gonna have to hold off on Africa 10:12 Speaker 1 for a little while until it's not a murderous country. 10:15 Speaker 1 I've always said the only time you've been to Africa. 10:17 Speaker 1 Only time you've been to Africa 10:18 Speaker 1 is when you had to go find people 10:19 Speaker 1 and like figure out the bad people. 10:21 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not a good country. 10:21 Speaker 1 You should know that. 10:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, the only time I went to Africa 10:24 Speaker 1 is when I had to go to one country in Africa 10:26 Speaker 1 to stay the night and then we'd fly into another crap hole 10:30 Speaker 1 in Africa to watch people die 10:32 Speaker 1 and get American soldiers out that were dying. 10:35 Speaker 1 And then I go back to the other crap hole 10:37 Speaker 1 that ended up giving me malaria. 10:38 Speaker 1 And I told her, I said, yeah, I said, 10:41 Speaker 1 I remember being at the beach in Senegal 10:43 Speaker 1 and a dead body washed up next to me. 10:45 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what the crap, dude? 10:47 Speaker 1 And so I go to the hotel lobby and I'm like, 10:49 Speaker 1 there's a dead body on the beach. 10:51 Speaker 1 And they're like, okay, sir, we'll take care of it. 10:54 Speaker 1 And the ambulance comes with lights on. 10:56 Speaker 1 Like, why are you? 10:57 Speaker 1 What are we doing? 10:58 Speaker 1 You think this dude's okay? 10:59 Speaker 1 He's bloated. He's been here for four days. 11:02 Speaker 1 So they take him away and that's when they told me like, 11:05 Speaker 1 yeah, you know, in Africa, they can't afford funerals, 11:07 Speaker 1 so they just send him out to sea. 11:09 Speaker 1 So I asked this lady, I said, 11:10 Speaker 1 do you guys do that in South Africa? 11:11 Speaker 1 Like if you, like a family member of yours dies, 11:15 Speaker 1 do you just send him out to sea? 11:16 Speaker 1 And she goes, it's 100% based on how much money you have 11:20 Speaker 1 and what you can afford. 11:21 Speaker 1 She's like with us, we bury our dead, 11:23 Speaker 1 but she's like, we do know people that have been like, 11:26 Speaker 1 or putting them out in the ocean. 11:28 Speaker 1 And they said, they'll even throw them off cliffs. 11:30 Speaker 1 Like they'll just like go to a cliff in Cape Town 11:31 Speaker 1 and just chuck him off the edge. 11:33 Speaker 1 Like he's gonna disappear. 11:34 Speaker 1 I don't know how that works. 11:36 Speaker 1 I guess that makes more sense 11:37 Speaker 1 because then you just like explode the body everywhere 11:38 Speaker 1 and you probably got like a little animal in bugs 11:40 Speaker 1 and shit eat them. 11:41 Speaker 1 But how do they get him in the water? 11:42 Speaker 1 They just like stand on the beach and just toss him 11:44 Speaker 1 and be like, oh no, Bobby came back. 11:46 Speaker 1 No, they put him on a raft. 11:48 Speaker 1 They put him on a raft during when the tide's going out. 11:51 Speaker 1 Is that what it is when it takes it away? 11:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like that. 11:54 Speaker 1 And they have like flowers on it. 11:55 Speaker 1 And they do like a beautiful ceremony. 11:56 Speaker 1 And then they watch, you know, 11:58 Speaker 1 dead Brandon floating out into the ocean. 12:01 Speaker 1 and they're like, goodbye my friend. 12:03 Speaker 1 And then the tide comes in and there's Chuck sitting 12:05 Speaker 1 at Club Med, danging out drinking a peanut colada, 12:08 Speaker 1 and there comes Brandon washing up on shore 12:10 Speaker 1 with no raft. 12:10 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 12:11 Speaker 1 You know what they say? 12:13 Speaker 1 If you love something set it free, 12:14 Speaker 1 it becomes back at yours. 12:15 Speaker 1 We must put Chuck inside the hotel lobby now. 12:19 Speaker 1 He's why I know what to tell him about. 12:20 Speaker 1 What do you guys are? 12:21 Speaker 1 We're like, these are all the people that came back, 12:23 Speaker 1 they want to be here. 12:24 Speaker 1 So we let them stay here. 12:25 Speaker 1 It's weird, dude. 12:27 Speaker 1 Shit, whole country. 12:27 Speaker 1 Shit, whole combo. 12:28 Speaker 1 So my bad. 12:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, so that's what, yeah. 12:32 Speaker 1 So I met her and then dude, I gotta tell you what happened today. 12:34 Speaker 1 Karma's a B man. 12:36 Speaker 1 Karma's a B, okay? 12:38 Speaker 1 So you know what happened yesterday, just to get you caught up. 12:40 Speaker 1 You remember the whole, I got kicked, I got evicted, okay? 12:44 Speaker 1 So I got evicted out of my hotel, I'm in this new resort. 12:47 Speaker 1 And it was nothing bad, it wasn't my fault, 12:49 Speaker 1 I just wanna re-clare-ify that. 12:51 Speaker 1 It was your kid's fault. 12:52 Speaker 1 It was the kid's fault. 12:53 Speaker 1 Not lying to the manager. 12:54 Speaker 1 Exactly, and they know, I told them what you said. 12:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, this just keeps his mouth closed doesn't get caught 13:01 Speaker 1 So we had to talk at 9 30 last night the boy we all went up to the boys the other boys room 13:06 Speaker 1 They're on the I don't know 20th floor whatever on the 14th 13:10 Speaker 1 So I took all the fish we had all this fish. I went up there to cook it 13:13 Speaker 1 We're all gonna eat and 13:15 Speaker 1 He's holding the fish up like you know how we got these they open the fucking mouth 13:21 Speaker 1 That's how it's kind of how it went so I pulled the fish out and I said hey can I can I talk to you guys? 13:26 Speaker 1 And can we have real talk and I told the parents I do you guys mind if I have a coach a coach 13:31 Speaker 1 Discussion with these kids and they and they said no go ahead. I said look here's the deal man like 13:36 Speaker 1 You 100% always have to be honest with your parents no matter what happens in life 13:40 Speaker 1 You always got to be honest with your parents, but I don't ever want you to forget this 13:44 Speaker 1 When that manager came to you didn't life you're gonna have other managers like that. They're gonna come to you 13:48 Speaker 1 They're gonna say hey 13:50 Speaker 1 You tell me what happened and I'll make sure you don't get in trouble 13:54 Speaker 1 I can tell you that lie, okay? 13:57 Speaker 1 Your parents aren't gonna lie to you. 13:58 Speaker 1 So always come to your parents and say, this is a situation, but if somebody comes up to 14:01 Speaker 1 you questioning you, I don't care if it's a manager, I don't care if it's a police officer, 14:06 Speaker 1 I don't care who it is. 14:07 Speaker 1 Your first thing you say is, I need to talk to my parents and I'll only talk to my parents. 14:13 Speaker 1 And that's it. 14:14 Speaker 1 And you don't give them anything. 14:15 Speaker 1 I said, you don't admit nothing. 14:17 Speaker 1 You don't, I said, but you got to always be honest with us. 14:18 Speaker 1 I said, you guys understand that. 14:19 Speaker 1 And they're like, yes, yes, yes. 14:21 Speaker 1 I said, okay. 14:22 Speaker 1 So we ended up, I think we cracked it, right? 14:24 Speaker 1 Like we're good. 14:25 Speaker 1 So today, dude, I met the, so the boys, 14:29 Speaker 1 one of the other couples said, 14:30 Speaker 1 hey, we're gonna go down to the beach 14:31 Speaker 1 and we're gonna take the boys to the beach. 14:33 Speaker 1 And of course I'm like, dude, 14:34 Speaker 1 I'm like half inclined to put leashes on them at this point. 14:38 Speaker 1 That morning, I had to call the Panama City Police Department 14:41 Speaker 1 and get the police report for, do you have it? 14:45 Speaker 1 Did you download it? 14:46 Speaker 1 I can't read it, whatever you sent me, 14:47 Speaker 1 it's blurry as fuck it, it's fucking shitty Panama City database. 14:51 Speaker 1 No, well anyway, I got the police report. 14:56 Speaker 1 So I'm looking at it and I send it to the other parents 14:59 Speaker 1 and stuff like that. 15:00 Speaker 1 And of course I'm like, hey Carter, check it out, 15:02 Speaker 1 your first police report. 15:03 Speaker 1 He's like, that's awesome. 15:04 Speaker 1 Not really. 15:06 Speaker 1 So I'm up here alone and the kids all go down there 15:09 Speaker 1 with the other parents. 15:09 Speaker 1 Well, Megan's up here, we go down to the pool here. 15:12 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, I just need a minute, man. 15:14 Speaker 1 This has been a really stressful time for me. 15:15 Speaker 1 I'm having, I'm not saying, I don't have anxiety, 15:18 Speaker 1 but it's been a stressful couple of days. 15:21 Speaker 1 So I met the freaking pool and all of a sudden, so bad. 15:27 Speaker 1 So all of a sudden me and Meg and her, I know this white guy, he's like 18 or 19 and he's getting 15:33 Speaker 1 into the pool and he's like doing this like, like jerky thing. Like, and he's just like his hands 15:39 Speaker 1 are all cramping like this and he's like, I guess they're both positive. It looked like it, 15:43 Speaker 1 right? But he's just like, and he's got a football and he's shaking really bad. But he's like 19, 15:47 Speaker 1 maybe 20 years old. He had like a little bit of a beard and all that. And then all of a sudden, 15:51 Speaker 1 look over and then there's a black guy coming in he's got a huge afro and he's 15:55 Speaker 1 doing the same thing and they're trying to throw a football back and forth but 15:59 Speaker 1 they're both like they can't really do it and I said and Megan goes I think 16:03 Speaker 1 those guys are on crack yeah it's weekend and I said I think they are too 16:06 Speaker 1 and they didn't have bracelets on right so no bracelets and I'm going okay like 16:10 Speaker 1 dude they're freaking they're on crack like they're they're tweaking in the 16:14 Speaker 1 freakin in the pool and I got kicked out of my freaking resort because my kid 16:18 Speaker 1 knocked on a door maybe, maybe, right? 16:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm not gonna stand for this, you know? 16:23 Speaker 1 So I go over to the bar and I'm like, hey, 16:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, is there a security guard? 16:28 Speaker 1 Cause you got fricking two tweakers in the pool 16:30 Speaker 1 that are like out of their mind, they have no bracelets on 16:33 Speaker 1 and you're telling me we don't even have security 16:34 Speaker 1 that can take care of this, right? 16:35 Speaker 1 Cause now I'm pissed off. 16:36 Speaker 1 I'm like, do what? 16:37 Speaker 1 I get kicked out of my hotel and now these guys 16:38 Speaker 1 are doing this. 16:39 Speaker 1 So she's like, she calls again. 16:41 Speaker 1 What the fuck, dude? 16:42 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go grant it. 16:43 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously one of them, you got someone causing damage 16:46 Speaker 1 and ding dong ditching and uh, uh, you know, messing up other people's vacation, but twickers, they just, they just tweaked themselves. 16:53 Speaker 1 Now they get close to you. 16:54 Speaker 1 They were, they were close. They were, they're right in front of us. 16:58 Speaker 1 So the security here comes over and I'm explaining this whole thing. 17:01 Speaker 1 I'm like, look dude, like they're tweaking and the security guard, dude, I swear to God, like that exact, at an exact time. 17:08 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:09 Speaker 1 This beautiful couple in their early sixties walks up and they called the two young men over. 17:16 Speaker 1 and they're like giving them like juice boxes 17:19 Speaker 1 because they're autistic. 17:20 Speaker 1 You fucking dickhead. 17:24 Speaker 1 The trust like, 17:25 Speaker 1 get these fucking crackheads out of here. 17:26 Speaker 1 It's just like they're autistic, 17:27 Speaker 1 anything but worse, get them out of here. 17:31 Speaker 1 So the security guards like, 17:37 Speaker 1 which one's is it? 17:40 Speaker 1 And, 17:41 Speaker 1 tell them, 17:42 Speaker 1 they left out of here. 17:43 Speaker 1 And they're gone. 17:44 Speaker 1 They got out of here. 17:45 Speaker 1 This exact minute. 17:47 Speaker 1 I look over at this like really really like put together old man like he's like 17:53 Speaker 1 He's wearing like the nice like golfing outfit his wife's like gorgeous 17:57 Speaker 1 She's in her mid 60s and they call him over and both the guys are like 18:02 Speaker 1 Like walking over like this and they like hand him like little like capri sons 18:06 Speaker 1 And they're like they drink them all awkwardly and they give them back and they're like alright you guys have been fun 18:11 Speaker 1 And they're like yeah, and they go back out and I'm watching this security guards like wait 18:16 Speaker 1 Which ones 18:18 Speaker 1 Can I look over at Megan I'm like I don't see I don't see him 18:23 Speaker 1 Do you and Megan's like no I think he left 18:27 Speaker 1 Like a key in feels get right there. That's I mean good skin to do is got to get too people to do that 18:34 Speaker 1 God so 18:36 Speaker 1 So this was like and now I'm now I feel like a terrible human being like I just feel absolutely terrible 18:41 Speaker 1 Oh my dude, I almost forget. 18:43 Speaker 1 Could you imagine if security would have pulled these two? 18:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 18:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm done. 18:49 Speaker 1 I'm done being on this trip. 18:57 Speaker 1 Like I'm just done, right? 18:59 Speaker 1 So full disclosure, me and Brandon have to stop recording in 10 minutes because I have 19:02 Speaker 1 to go meet the police again. 19:07 Speaker 1 So after that, I'm like, okay, we got to leave the pool. 19:09 Speaker 1 I don't even be here now. 19:10 Speaker 1 embarrassed I already told the bartender which to it was she knows who I was pointing at. She's just looking at you from across the 19:16 Speaker 1 line. 19:18 Speaker 1 So me and Megan back everything up and we friggin head down to the beach and I'm like okay. 19:26 Speaker 1 I just want to hang out and have a couple freakin' Pina Coladas you know which I got 19:30 Speaker 1 and I said I'm just gonna hang out in the water and I'm not gonna do anything. 19:34 Speaker 1 So I'm out there throwing the football with the boys like we're having a great time. 19:37 Speaker 1 So about an hour ago, I say, hey, let's let's go back up to the 10th floor pool. 19:43 Speaker 1 And then, you know, boys are out there playing with like other boys. 19:45 Speaker 1 There was one kid that came up, his name is, oh, I can't say his name, but he comes up and he goes, Hey, 19:50 Speaker 1 you guys, you guys got kicked out. 19:52 Speaker 1 I'm the only one that got to stay. 19:54 Speaker 1 I knew it was going. 19:56 Speaker 1 I knew it. 19:56 Speaker 1 I said, yes, it is. 19:57 Speaker 1 I guarantee there was some kid that was involved with it and he shut his fucking mouth and just ran off. 20:02 Speaker 1 He said, I avoided that security guard and they just got tired of fooling with it, I guess. 20:06 Speaker 1 And they never found me. He goes, but I'm all alone now. I mean, he's like he's like dead serious 20:11 Speaker 1 So he's playing with the boys all that so anyway, so we're like hey 20:14 Speaker 1 we're gonna go back to the hotel the 10th floor pool and 20:17 Speaker 1 We're gonna swim for a little while and we're gonna get ready to go to dinner 20:20 Speaker 1 So dude, I frickin pack everything up. I got all the kids with me just now, right? 20:25 Speaker 1 It's just not just now you know how I go and we had a hot we don't get a haul everything across the street behind me 20:30 Speaker 1 There's the ocean, but we had a hot over and we gotta go up the elevator and all that so we can on the elevator 20:36 Speaker 1 And we get up to the 10th floor pool and Savannah's got a friend that's now over here. 20:40 Speaker 1 Her parents left to go back to Georgia, but they left her. 20:43 Speaker 1 So we have her friend now. 20:45 Speaker 1 I was like, you know, always kids, man. 20:46 Speaker 1 And so I get off the elevator. 20:47 Speaker 1 I'm counting heads and I'm like, either one extra who's the extra head, you know, I'm like, 20:52 Speaker 1 who's kid is that? 20:54 Speaker 1 And so I think I'm an extra. 20:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:56 Speaker 1 And it's this kid. 20:57 Speaker 1 It's this kid that was at the beach with us and he's like nine, right? 21:00 Speaker 1 And I go, Hey, dude, I'm like, you're staying in this resort too. 21:03 Speaker 1 And he goes, no, I was just at the beach playing and I figured I'd come up with you guys. 21:08 Speaker 1 What? 21:09 Speaker 1 What are we doing? 21:11 Speaker 1 I said, do you have a phone? 21:12 Speaker 1 And he goes, yeah, I got a phone. 21:13 Speaker 1 I said, OK, bro, you're like, you need to call your mom right now. 21:15 Speaker 1 What do you, I don't think you're allowed to be up here. 21:17 Speaker 1 So he calls his mom, dude. 21:20 Speaker 1 She's losing her mind. 21:23 Speaker 1 And she's like, you know, get that myself. 21:24 Speaker 1 What the hell are you doing? 21:25 Speaker 1 I knew you were bad. 21:26 Speaker 1 I shouldn't let my kids hang out with you. 21:28 Speaker 1 You're like kicked out. 21:29 Speaker 1 Now you're trying to steal my kid. 21:30 Speaker 1 You piece of shit. 21:31 Speaker 1 So now I'm freaking out. 21:34 Speaker 1 And there's this guy at the pool. 21:35 Speaker 1 He hears all this because the kid's got his, 21:37 Speaker 1 and it's old man at the pool. 21:39 Speaker 1 And this kid's got it. 21:40 Speaker 1 And he goes, he goes, hey, I was a Catholic swim coach 21:43 Speaker 1 back in 1987. 21:45 Speaker 1 And I had a kid do that to me one time too, 21:48 Speaker 1 trying to get me in trouble for kidnapping. 21:50 Speaker 1 Might want to walk him down. 21:51 Speaker 1 But I'd take another kid as a witness. 21:53 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 21:53 Speaker 1 What are we doing? 21:55 Speaker 1 Look, I'm in the hurry. 21:57 Speaker 1 Look, it's that serious. 21:59 Speaker 1 So I'm looking at this kid. 22:00 Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, dude, I'm like, where's your parents? 22:01 Speaker 1 He goes, I don't know. 22:02 Speaker 1 I said, well, what do you, so I said to Megas, 22:05 Speaker 1 what am I supposed to do? 22:06 Speaker 1 She's like, I guess taken back down to the beach. 22:08 Speaker 1 We're like dude, taken back to the beach. 22:11 Speaker 1 So I'm walking down and he's on his phone. 22:14 Speaker 1 He's on the elevator and his mom's like, 22:16 Speaker 1 we already called the police department 22:18 Speaker 1 and the police are coming and everybody's looking for you 22:20 Speaker 1 and you know, we can't believe you just walk off 22:23 Speaker 1 with some random person and he's like, 22:25 Speaker 1 well they tell me they have a pool on the tent floor 22:27 Speaker 1 and I wanted to see it. 22:28 Speaker 1 You know, and I'm like, oh my God. 22:29 Speaker 1 I'm like, can you stop? 22:30 Speaker 1 This is not bad. 22:31 Speaker 1 This is not bad, so I can come with him and his kid. 22:33 Speaker 1 I'm like, where, what's swimming out with your mom? 22:36 Speaker 1 He told me what room he's in and said he had chocolate. 22:38 Speaker 1 You know, I'm like, what? 22:39 Speaker 1 No. 22:40 Speaker 1 So dude, so this kid goes down. 22:42 Speaker 1 So I immediately, I'm like, hey, look, 22:44 Speaker 1 let me, let me, let me text your mom. 22:45 Speaker 1 So I text his mom and I said, hey, I said, 22:48 Speaker 1 this was a misunderstanding. 22:49 Speaker 1 I said, he's not giving my kids. 22:50 Speaker 1 Like we were just walking back. 22:51 Speaker 1 We have a big group that I didn't notice them. 22:53 Speaker 1 I said, but he's fine. 22:54 Speaker 1 Like everything's fine. 22:55 Speaker 1 But if you have any questions or concerns, 22:57 Speaker 1 like here's my number, right? 22:59 Speaker 1 So he goes over, I get him across the street, okay? 23:03 Speaker 1 And I get him to the end of the bridge. 23:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't wanna go down there 23:06 Speaker 1 and deal with this right now, right? 23:07 Speaker 1 I'm not, I don't feel like this. 23:09 Speaker 1 I don't feel like doing it. 23:10 Speaker 1 So anyway, he goes down and his mom checks back, 23:12 Speaker 1 yeah, the police are gonna come 23:14 Speaker 1 so they might want a statement. 23:15 Speaker 1 So I'm sorry. 23:16 Speaker 1 She wasn't being mean about it, but she's like, 23:18 Speaker 1 hey, you know, we understand how he is, 23:21 Speaker 1 but we just wanna make sure that everything's okay. 23:22 Speaker 1 Now I'm like, so that's when I called you, 23:24 Speaker 1 I was like, yo dude, like, 23:26 Speaker 1 we should probably record something. 23:27 Speaker 1 Cause I don't know. 23:28 Speaker 1 Cause I can be detained or something like that. 23:32 Speaker 1 It reminds me of a, it's a TV show. 23:34 Speaker 1 I can't remember what it is, but it's, uh, it's like this dad. 23:37 Speaker 1 It's got a little kid and whatnot. 23:38 Speaker 1 And the kid just like goes and starts talking to strangers, something. 23:40 Speaker 1 He's like, damn it, Jimmy. 23:41 Speaker 1 That's how you keep getting molested. 23:43 Speaker 1 Like sorry. 23:45 Speaker 1 It was like bad grandpa. 23:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:48 Speaker 1 I don't know. 23:48 Speaker 1 That's what I feel like. 23:49 Speaker 1 I feel like no matter what I do on this trip, there's no way I don't end up in jail at the end of it. 23:54 Speaker 1 Like it's just everything that's happening to me. 23:56 Speaker 1 It's just crazy and I'm the only one that's being responsible and like all the women are like smashing 24:02 Speaker 1 Diakries and all that and I'm over here like trying to be the responsible one and I'm kidnapping kids 24:06 Speaker 1 It's like crazy. Well, you know what blows my mind is the last time y'all went down the beach 24:10 Speaker 1 He had some troubles also with when you let Savannah bring a friend and Carter bring a friend and that was just five kids 24:15 Speaker 1 Right there. That was kind of saying so now you decided to up it to 11 like the last one just went so swimmingly 24:20 Speaker 1 You're like double the amount of kids. I got a 24:22 Speaker 1 for a second. 24:23 Speaker 1 No, we have three, five, seven, eight. 24:30 Speaker 1 We have eight right now. 24:31 Speaker 1 We have eight. 24:32 Speaker 1 Oh, and then you might pick another one or two up walking down the strip or something. 24:35 Speaker 1 Okay, I had nine today. 24:36 Speaker 1 I had nine, but he was such a cute little guy, you know, but I do feel I am a little concerned 24:41 Speaker 1 about what's going to happen. 24:42 Speaker 1 So what I know is going to happen is they're loering me back in with the nice text like, 24:46 Speaker 1 oh, no, don't worry about it. 24:48 Speaker 1 need us over at Pineapple Willies. 24:50 Speaker 1 The cops just want to talk to you for a second. 24:52 Speaker 1 And as soon as I cross the street, 24:54 Speaker 1 you go to Pineapple Willies, 24:54 Speaker 1 they're gonna be like Roger that. 24:55 Speaker 1 He's in the Red Flower shirt. 24:56 Speaker 1 Go ahead and take him down. 24:57 Speaker 1 Take him down. 24:58 Speaker 1 Take him down. 24:59 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, like cops are gonna come out. 25:00 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be throwing on the ground, 25:02 Speaker 1 handcuffed and taken to jail for kidnapping. 25:04 Speaker 1 And Brandon, I'm not even kidding. 25:06 Speaker 1 There is a chance that's gonna happen today. 25:07 Speaker 1 I imagine that there's gonna be a sniper on your old condo 25:11 Speaker 1 complex and like, well guys, on the suspect, 25:13 Speaker 1 he's walking up to the parents and you like go around 25:15 Speaker 1 and get the little kid in Knuckle or something like that. 25:17 Speaker 1 Sorry, buddy, but misunderstand. 25:18 Speaker 1 It's right there for the kid. 25:19 Speaker 1 Take the shot. 25:20 Speaker 1 Take the shot. 25:21 Speaker 1 Exactly. 25:22 Speaker 1 What's going to happen? 25:23 Speaker 1 It's not even. 25:25 Speaker 1 I mean, I can't even. 25:25 Speaker 1 It's like at this point, I just get it. 25:27 Speaker 1 Whatever, dude. 25:28 Speaker 1 Like shooting at. 25:29 Speaker 1 Take me out of my misery. 25:30 Speaker 1 I think y'all even Megan need to do like a redo vacation 25:33 Speaker 1 to the beach in like two weeks or something with no children. 25:36 Speaker 1 Oh, I know, dude. 25:37 Speaker 1 She tried to tell me we're in the water. 25:38 Speaker 1 We're sitting on the sandbar. 25:40 Speaker 1 You know, it's so like quiet and peaceful and all that. 25:42 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, I'm just so excited about spring break. 25:46 Speaker 1 And what I was thinking is we should go to Orange Beach 25:50 Speaker 1 and bring all the families that are here now 25:53 Speaker 1 and maybe one more. 25:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what are you talking? 25:57 Speaker 1 I'm like, do you understand how conspiracy works? 25:59 Speaker 1 Do you understand how Rico violations work? 26:01 Speaker 1 Like these kids, like right now, 26:04 Speaker 1 because she's like, well, you know, 26:05 Speaker 1 Carter really wasn't the only one. 26:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, exactly. 26:08 Speaker 1 Carter's in this thing 20%. 26:09 Speaker 1 The other kids, all in it for 20%, right? 26:12 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter at what point 26:14 Speaker 1 you get on the freaking conspiracy train. 26:16 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter if you were in the first stop or the last stop. 26:19 Speaker 1 If you get on the conspiracy train, you're part of the conspiracy. 26:22 Speaker 1 They conspired to commit a crime. 26:25 Speaker 1 And if you don't think Ding Dong ditching's a crime, Google it, 26:28 Speaker 1 because I did this morning twice. 26:30 Speaker 1 And I looked to see what the crime was. 26:32 Speaker 1 It's trespass. 26:34 Speaker 1 And if there's damage, it's damage to personal property. 26:37 Speaker 1 So my son committed two crimes. 26:40 Speaker 1 He now has a police report. 26:42 Speaker 1 And he's 11. 26:43 Speaker 1 And what are we doing? 26:45 Speaker 1 Well the crazy thing is if you just done it by himself or just in a group of two, I think it's only misdemeanors 26:49 Speaker 1 But this still is this means but now it's a group of five or more now. It's Rico charges, which is a Helen 26:53 Speaker 1 It's a Rico 26:55 Speaker 1 Like they literally are part of a Rico violation 26:58 Speaker 1 I can't even like make this up and Megan's over here like I just think next time we should add five more boys 27:04 Speaker 1 I think that I think that I think it'd be so much better if we added more kids that way they could have 10 27:09 Speaker 1 That way they'll definitely prosecute the felony 27:12 Speaker 1 like doing. I won't bite the 27:14 Speaker 1 McGlesske they just had their six 27:16 Speaker 1 child okay let's just bring them 27:18 Speaker 1 and bring it up to twenty. 27:20 Speaker 1 Certainly no kids are going to 27:21 Speaker 1 rent on each other then you're 27:22 Speaker 1 gonna go ride steel we're gonna 27:24 Speaker 1 be doing another national 27:26 Speaker 1 televised trial and Carter's 27:28 Speaker 1 gonna get out and go to you know 27:29 Speaker 1 ninth or tenth grade him by. 27:31 Speaker 1 And man I can't be out past twelve 27:33 Speaker 1 I'm on probation for ten years. 27:35 Speaker 1 So I got to tell you and I'm 27:37 Speaker 1 and I got to be very careful 27:38 Speaker 1 with this because I do love the 27:39 Speaker 1 family and I want to make sure 27:40 Speaker 1 they don't get in trouble for this. 27:41 Speaker 1 But when all this happened, there was a kid that was involved, right? 27:46 Speaker 1 And we're talking to the mom, and she goes, she goes, dude, she's like, I'm sorry. 27:51 Speaker 1 It doesn't even surprise me. 27:52 Speaker 1 She's like, you only know what he did last Saturday? 27:54 Speaker 1 And I said, what? 27:56 Speaker 1 And she said, he snuck out at 4 a.m. 27:59 Speaker 1 Got on his motorcycle, drove four miles down the road. 28:04 Speaker 1 I'm a major road in Atlanta, a major highway in Atlanta to his buddy's house. 28:10 Speaker 1 parked it, his buddy was up because they were face time 28:13 Speaker 1 in each other before he left, and he went in 28:15 Speaker 1 and played video games with him. 28:17 Speaker 1 And then two hours later, he drove his motorcycle back. 28:20 Speaker 1 And this is like a 30 CC, this kid's 11, right? 28:24 Speaker 1 And his parents had no idea they were asleep. 28:26 Speaker 1 And then they found out, because that parent was like, 28:28 Speaker 1 yo dude, your kids showed up at four in the morning, 28:30 Speaker 1 we got him on video, right? 28:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 28:33 Speaker 1 This kid's like a, he's gonna be in prison soon. 28:37 Speaker 1 Like he's like what? 28:38 Speaker 1 He's gonna be back here. 28:39 Speaker 1 it probably in juby and what not a party to read for something here shortly but 28:42 Speaker 1 uh... just remember uh... in effect or cops listening building a case right now 28:45 Speaker 1 uh... we have that disclaimer the front so that was a joke 28:48 Speaker 1 so you know i'm joking and do that we're just getting 28:50 Speaker 1 there's compiling evidence over these next four episodes of our government 28:53 Speaker 1 it has to be it has to be one of those kids that was with him 28:55 Speaker 1 will check these two off 28:58 Speaker 1 it's been a thousand dollars of resources just reviewing security for 29:02 Speaker 1 it out for you know what 29:03 Speaker 1 wild kids man but they're having fun they're having a good time and honestly i 29:06 Speaker 1 I don't think they had any part of the kidnapping today. 29:09 Speaker 1 So I don't want to put that on them. 29:10 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 29:11 Speaker 1 Like everything that was Megan's fault. 29:12 Speaker 1 Are you the only dad in the situation? 29:14 Speaker 1 Are you just like the authority figure 29:15 Speaker 1 because you're the coach and all other parents 29:17 Speaker 1 are just deferring to you. 29:18 Speaker 1 So what's going on? 29:20 Speaker 1 I've heard that I've gotten that conversation. 29:23 Speaker 1 I've had that conversation about five times 29:24 Speaker 1 in the last three days with the moms. 29:26 Speaker 1 And they're like, I mean, you should probably do something. 29:29 Speaker 1 Like what, I coach them on a baseball field. 29:32 Speaker 1 I'm not over here giving life advice and moral values, right? 29:35 Speaker 1 No, one of the dads had to stay back and work. 29:38 Speaker 1 So he's not here because he had to work, 29:39 Speaker 1 which good for him, I wish it was me. 29:42 Speaker 1 The other dad is a stepdad and he's like, 29:45 Speaker 1 dude, he's like, I'm not doing nothing. 29:47 Speaker 1 He's like, look bro, like this isn't my DNA. 29:49 Speaker 1 I want nothing to do with this. 29:50 Speaker 1 You know, like I'm not dealing with the drama 29:52 Speaker 1 because, you know, I mean, when you have 29:54 Speaker 1 that relationship, it's hard. 29:55 Speaker 1 I can't imagine, you know, trying to be a stepdad 29:58 Speaker 1 or whatever and trying to discipline with stuff, 30:01 Speaker 1 like this. 30:02 Speaker 1 So really, I've been talking to the boys 30:04 Speaker 1 and I think all the moms are doing a great job 30:05 Speaker 1 handling it, but at the end of the day, dude, what every, I think what Carter needs, he needs 30:11 Speaker 1 his ass whooped, like, like, legit. Like he needs, he needs, because I told him today, 30:17 Speaker 1 because we, he's been saving up for a car, right? Like his thing is, I told him, I said, 30:21 Speaker 1 yeah, I said, when you turn 16, I'm going to give you $5,000 toward a car. Like that's, 30:27 Speaker 1 unless you want my truck, like if you want my truck, I'll give you my truck. And he's 30:31 Speaker 1 Like it's blue. 30:32 Speaker 1 Like, OK, dude, it's got four wheels and it moves like shut up. 30:35 Speaker 1 Like you're going to be 16. 30:36 Speaker 1 You're going to need a car. 30:37 Speaker 1 It's five years from now. 30:38 Speaker 1 You don't got the same truck. 30:40 Speaker 1 Maybe I mean, I take it to like one. 30:41 Speaker 1 Well, it's a Dodge Ram. 30:42 Speaker 1 So I mean, I don't like to get to 100 again because it's good. 30:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's cool. 30:45 Speaker 1 But so I told him I said, if you want a nicer car, 30:48 Speaker 1 you're going to save up. 30:49 Speaker 1 So he's been saving his money. 30:50 Speaker 1 He's been he makes money, saves money. 30:52 Speaker 1 He does a lot. 30:53 Speaker 1 So he's up to $1,500 that he's got saved. 30:56 Speaker 1 And I told him I reached out to Airbnb today. 30:59 Speaker 1 I said, hey, try to get a refund on some of my stay. 31:02 Speaker 1 This is what my bill was supposed to be. 31:04 Speaker 1 This is where I want it. 31:05 Speaker 1 And I said, look Carter, when they reach back out to me 31:08 Speaker 1 and they tell me what the price is gonna be, 31:11 Speaker 1 anything over what was originally booked, 31:13 Speaker 1 that's coming out of your wallet. 31:15 Speaker 1 Like, we're gonna sit down and I'm gonna link you, 31:17 Speaker 1 watch me transfer the money. 31:19 Speaker 1 Like, plunk and that's how much this costs you. 31:22 Speaker 1 Not for the door, they didn't charge us for the door, 31:23 Speaker 1 but just, I had to book another room, dude. 31:25 Speaker 1 I was always supposed to be staying at one resort. 31:28 Speaker 1 Okay. 31:28 Speaker 1 Remember I was I was so excited was under a thousand dollars 31:32 Speaker 1 This room that I'm in is seven hundred dollars for four nights 31:35 Speaker 1 So he's he's in this thing for seven hundred right now plus parking that was a hundred he's in this thing for eight hundred bucks 31:41 Speaker 1 All right, plus whatever else we goin to throw in cuz I and whatever that whenever you get your kidnapping ticket here in about five minutes 31:49 Speaker 1 I don't think they give out tickets for kidnapping. I think it's more of I'd see now you got me 31:54 Speaker 1 I'm like I'm really I hate to say I'm getting very I'm very nervous right now 31:58 Speaker 1 Because I know that as soon as we get done recording 32:00 Speaker 1 I have to text this mom and I really am now more thinking Chris Hanson 32:04 Speaker 1 Like they're gonna do it. They're gonna be she's gonna be like hey, so we're under the pier 32:08 Speaker 1 Like what's weird? I'm wearing no one bring nobody. I'm gonna walk up and Chris Hanson's like hey. How you doing? 32:14 Speaker 1 Chris Hanson, do you know why I'm here right now? I'm like oh my god 32:18 Speaker 1 Somehow I have condoms in my pocket. I'm like I don't even use condoms. So like we found them in your pocket 32:24 Speaker 1 Chris has it just there. 32:25 Speaker 1 The sunscreen on his nose, no shirt, just like chill it out. 32:29 Speaker 1 All right, let's do this quick. 32:30 Speaker 1 I'm on vacation as well. 32:31 Speaker 1 I'm going to have this in my hand. 32:32 Speaker 1 And he's going to be like, huh, let me guess, 32:34 Speaker 1 bringing alcohol for the kid. 32:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 32:36 Speaker 1 No, this is mine. 32:37 Speaker 1 They're like, why is it so big? 32:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my god. 32:39 Speaker 1 This is, oh, Jesus. 32:41 Speaker 1 Well, I say your shirt's on too many buttons as well. 32:43 Speaker 1 What are you doing here? 32:44 Speaker 1 Are you trying to entice this, young man? 32:46 Speaker 1 And then at the end of it, after I get arrested, 32:48 Speaker 1 it'll be like, following the recording of this program, 32:52 Speaker 1 we checked Chuck's trunk. 32:54 Speaker 1 We found latex gloves, barbed wire, rope, fricking. 32:58 Speaker 1 What's that crap that makes for lie? 33:01 Speaker 1 They might say, they can't as soon as you walk up, 33:02 Speaker 1 they're going to buy. 33:03 Speaker 1 So what's going on? 33:03 Speaker 1 They said, I could come with them. 33:05 Speaker 1 And it really is going to be thinking about the kids that 33:07 Speaker 1 said that. 33:07 Speaker 1 Trust me. 33:08 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 33:08 Speaker 1 I did not say that. 33:09 Speaker 1 My children did, who just are already in another police 33:11 Speaker 1 report. 33:12 Speaker 1 So just compile this into one, please. 33:15 Speaker 1 But my son's got $1,500. 33:16 Speaker 1 We can handle this right now. 33:18 Speaker 1 He's so sucked, dude. 33:19 Speaker 1 It's so bad. 33:21 Speaker 1 All right. 33:24 Speaker 1 Alright, let's do it. 33:25 Speaker 1 I'm not ready. 33:26 Speaker 1 I'll podcast works by the phone. 33:27 Speaker 1 Be sure to lose the five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. 33:28 Speaker 1 It really doesn't we see how doing it all the time. 33:30 Speaker 1 Even more so now that we give him away at PS five and 1000 reviews on the day that those 33:33 Speaker 1 shows Spotify were close for about a hundred away, I believe. 33:37 Speaker 1 So send me that screenshot Instagram brain of thrasher. 33:39 Speaker 1 It's going to be easiest place for me to find it. 33:40 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got the Patreon down below. 33:42 Speaker 1 You have to pay advertising for the show. 33:44 Speaker 1 For boom. 33:45 Speaker 1 Scary hookers here with broads of dudes and airwood frogs and bust stuff. 33:48 Speaker 1 Like I said, the advertising is going really well. 33:50 Speaker 1 Got a lot of new eyes and ears on the show here on the Spotify. 33:52 Speaker 1 So we appreciate it. Don't forget we got the website daily. 33:55 Speaker 1 No show.com go over there. Check it out. 33:57 Speaker 1 Get all the information on the show as well as the merch store that Michael 34:00 Speaker 1 Germany runs for us and all proceeds do go to him and he appreciates. 34:04 Speaker 1 So we normally we're alive unless we have to do a weird 30 minute recording 34:07 Speaker 1 and I might be doing a solo one of Chuck gets arrested today or I'm going to 34:10 Speaker 1 have to have Carter on explain how he got his dad arrested for kidnapping a child. 34:13 Speaker 1 So. 34:14 Speaker 1 All right. 34:14 Speaker 1 And we made it back and Chuck is here, which means he is not arrested for 34:17 Speaker 1 kidnapping a child. 34:18 Speaker 1 I want to see how you got out of that. 34:20 Speaker 1 How did that go? 34:20 Speaker 1 Chuck? 34:20 Speaker 1 I see you did change shirts. 34:21 Speaker 1 So that's good. 34:24 Speaker 1 You're like a professional kidnapper. 34:26 Speaker 1 So like when we were recording earlier, 34:29 Speaker 1 which to everybody's listening to this, 34:31 Speaker 1 the last few hours have transpired in a matter of seconds, 34:34 Speaker 1 but to us, it's been a dicey highway. 34:37 Speaker 1 So when you said that, I'm like, dude, he's right, right? 34:40 Speaker 1 Like I knew like when I used to do like law enforcement work, 34:43 Speaker 1 I'd be like, okay, what was he wearing, right? 34:46 Speaker 1 And the kid would be like, oh, 34:48 Speaker 1 red shirt with white flowers. 34:51 Speaker 1 I didn't think it through too well because I literally just put on a black shirt with red flowers 34:55 Speaker 1 It's just the opposite. It's like this will strike them. That gets too stupid to know 35:01 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I leave and then I'm like dude the whole time like in Brandon knows 35:05 Speaker 1 I mean I was there was a given of after we got done recording like the I was a little bit like dude 35:11 Speaker 1 Like what if our jokes are real you know? I mean like this is this is one of those times in life when you sit there 35:16 Speaker 1 And you're like oh that was a funny joke, you know, and then you're like that could really happen 35:20 Speaker 1 You know, then I'm starting to like really stress out. 35:22 Speaker 1 So I go down to the pool where I walk over the pool, Megan, 35:27 Speaker 1 remember the old guy that I told you was the total of the cat? 35:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, the cat. 35:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, you better bring another kid with it. 35:33 Speaker 1 It's going to look real weird walking up with nine year old. 35:36 Speaker 1 You know, I walk up and he's got a he's got a cooler full of like little 35:40 Speaker 1 kamikaze shots and Megan's taken two already. 35:44 Speaker 1 And one of the other moms is like, what are we doing? 35:47 Speaker 1 dude this guy's in his 70s and he's feeding my wife and this other mom shooters and I'm 35:52 Speaker 1 going what are you guys doing? 35:53 Speaker 1 They're like he's such a nice man and the guy goes you guys record the podcast yet what 35:57 Speaker 1 do you guys talk about? 35:58 Speaker 1 What? 35:59 Speaker 1 Like how long have you been with this dude? 36:01 Speaker 1 Like this is weird. 36:02 Speaker 1 So anyway I pull Megan aside and I'm like hey look I gotta make this phone call. 36:06 Speaker 1 So I thought about it I'm like okay they don't know me at all. 36:11 Speaker 1 I don't know the situation so I'm going to call the mom and be like look have the cop call 36:16 Speaker 1 me and I'll tell them where I'm at and we'll set up like a meeting, right? Move the spot. 36:22 Speaker 1 You know, I'm not saying I've ever done this because I haven't, but I'm getting, I mean, 36:26 Speaker 1 that's how you do it, right? Like if the if they're going to take you down, it's a lot 36:29 Speaker 1 harder to take you down when you tell them where to go. So I'll be like, I'm going out 36:33 Speaker 1 the corner of a fifth and 76 and five minutes. It's like that. What is it? Is it dirty 36:38 Speaker 1 airy where you keep having to run to the each of the fucking, uh, pay phones to keep his 36:42 Speaker 1 wife from getting shot? That's exactly. That's exactly what I was thinking. I was like, 36:45 Speaker 1 Okay, if I move them, because they don't even know what I look like. 36:48 Speaker 1 Like, there's, I mean, and not that I didn't think. 36:50 Speaker 1 I want, okay, hold on, hold on. 36:52 Speaker 1 I want to go back to the fact that I did not kidnap a child. 36:54 Speaker 1 Okay, I did not do that. 36:55 Speaker 1 This kid ended up, I'm just reiterating. 36:58 Speaker 1 He ended up in my group. 37:00 Speaker 1 I did not do a good head count. 37:01 Speaker 1 And I had one extra when I left the beach. 37:03 Speaker 1 Okay? 37:04 Speaker 1 He went back, mom mad, mom calls please. 37:07 Speaker 1 Cops want to talk to me. 37:08 Speaker 1 Okay, it's fine. 37:09 Speaker 1 I'm fine with that. 37:10 Speaker 1 But I'm okay with just talking. 37:12 Speaker 1 I'm not okay with them taking me down 37:14 Speaker 1 and asking questions later. 37:15 Speaker 1 Because that's what I think I thought was gonna happen. 37:18 Speaker 1 So anyway, as I said, hey, I said, 37:20 Speaker 1 can you just have to cop call me? 37:21 Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, that's fine. 37:23 Speaker 1 He gave me his number, everything's good. 37:25 Speaker 1 And she was like really, really cool about it. 37:26 Speaker 1 And I'm like, all right, cool. 37:27 Speaker 1 So at that point, I'm like, it, 37:30 Speaker 1 but then again, I'm like, it could be a trap. 37:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, it's like, you always hear those movies 37:33 Speaker 1 where you got them in the safe house. 37:34 Speaker 1 You got like 25 cops around, they're like, 37:36 Speaker 1 keep them on the line, we're gonna figure out where he is. 37:38 Speaker 1 I didn't even think about that, dude. 37:40 Speaker 1 I was like talking to him, I should've been like, 37:42 Speaker 1 All right, 28 seconds. 37:43 Speaker 1 All right, I'll call you back. 37:44 Speaker 1 I'm just hanging up really quick. 37:45 Speaker 1 So I told her, I said, 37:46 Speaker 1 well, give me the cops number and I'll call him. 37:48 Speaker 1 So anyway, I called the cop and I said, 37:51 Speaker 1 hey man, I said I'm the one that this kid 37:53 Speaker 1 ended up just falling into my party. 37:55 Speaker 1 I just wanted to make sure you guys are good. 37:56 Speaker 1 And I did not nap him at all. 37:59 Speaker 1 So thank God, the cops like, yeah dude, 38:01 Speaker 1 he's like, honestly, he's like, it was way overblown. 38:03 Speaker 1 He's like, we have to respond to these, but you're good. 38:05 Speaker 1 I said, you don't need me to show up anywhere 38:07 Speaker 1 because I'm willing to move the spot if I have to. 38:10 Speaker 1 And he was like, no, no, no dude, you're good. 38:11 Speaker 1 like don't worry about it. 38:12 Speaker 1 And I was like, all right, thank God. 38:14 Speaker 1 So not getting Chris Hanson today, 38:16 Speaker 1 not going to jail today. 38:18 Speaker 1 And I'm fine. 38:19 Speaker 1 But it was a very stressful, 38:21 Speaker 1 I can't believe I'm stressing about a kidnapping. 38:23 Speaker 1 Like isn't that weird? 38:23 Speaker 1 You're going vacation and you're stressing 38:25 Speaker 1 about a kidnapping. 38:26 Speaker 1 Like this is like, what is my life? 38:27 Speaker 1 You know, it sucks. 38:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was, it was pretty close. 38:31 Speaker 1 Was it the same cop? 38:32 Speaker 1 Was it the, is like, are you the guy that got kicked out? 38:34 Speaker 1 Yesterday you sound familiar. 38:35 Speaker 1 No, the Asian guy. 38:36 Speaker 1 I don't, it wasn't him. 38:38 Speaker 1 Cause I didn't know in his voice. 38:39 Speaker 1 Cause he was like, ah, you know, 38:40 Speaker 1 I'm just kidding and talk that way. 38:41 Speaker 1 He spoke white people. 38:43 Speaker 1 Like he spoke like me and you. 38:44 Speaker 1 He spoke white people. 38:45 Speaker 1 You know what I meant. 38:47 Speaker 1 No, I wasn't. 38:47 Speaker 1 It was a cop I've never heard of, but yeah, he was good. 38:50 Speaker 1 He told me that not to worry about it, 38:52 Speaker 1 which tells me the kid that I stopped. 38:54 Speaker 1 But here's my thing. 38:56 Speaker 1 Would I have got arrested if that kid would have been like, 38:58 Speaker 1 he told me he had candy up in his room 39:00 Speaker 1 and he got me all the way to the elevators 39:02 Speaker 1 and I made a run for it. 39:04 Speaker 1 I would have. 39:05 Speaker 1 And you know I would have. 39:06 Speaker 1 And that's the problem is, 39:08 Speaker 1 because people always believe women and children, which is not usually a good thing because they usually don't 39:13 Speaker 1 Children don't recount how the situation went as well, and I don't know if women really do either 39:19 Speaker 1 I think they just kind of blow things out of proportion 39:21 Speaker 1 So that's kind of like gotta be careful 39:23 Speaker 1 You know it's like when you hear a white woman scream in a party 39:26 Speaker 1 You got to run to the nearest gas station to have a conversation with the clerk so they know you were there 39:32 Speaker 1 That's what the Catholic pedophile that Megan was taking shots with said to me 39:36 Speaker 1 He's like he's like I learned a long time ago. You always want at least one witness better to have to 39:42 Speaker 1 It's great nowadays my inferta cameras, but is it get to you know good and bad? 39:47 Speaker 1 You know because kid they'll say to kidnap and to get on the camera 39:50 Speaker 1 But if you didn't get nap them then there's cameras prove you didn't kidnap them. Is that another kidnap child? 39:54 Speaker 1 That one doesn't look familiar. I got a couple of them out there. Yeah, you see this 39:59 Speaker 1 No, this is the girls do it just like I kids everywhere 40:03 Speaker 1 I can't like I was just getting ready to record with you and a kid just walked in and with a towel on her head 40:07 Speaker 1 Like what are we doing? Yeah, that sounds like more like you're it's like you're at school substitute teaching 40:13 Speaker 1 But you're just at the beach and you get to have some alcohol and get that whatever now 40:16 Speaker 1 well 40:16 Speaker 1 That's the other thing so Megan she comes back and I'm like I'm getting ready to record with you 40:21 Speaker 1 I'm like I'm gonna jump in the shower real quick 40:22 Speaker 1 I'm gonna shave my head get myself ready because we're doing all you can you crab legs tonight, right? 40:25 Speaker 1 So Megan's out back and Sydney comes in and she goes dad 40:29 Speaker 1 I can't find any shampoo or conditioner. I was like well go ask your mom and she goes 40:33 Speaker 1 She's asleep on the back deck. I said what I go out here and Megan's freaking knocked out on the couch 40:39 Speaker 1 I'm like what are you doing dude? I'm kicking her on the feet 40:41 Speaker 1 I'm like baby gotta wake up. We're gonna rally here. She's like I shouldn't take those shots 40:44 Speaker 1 I shouldn't take those shots like I can't do this like I can't be in charge of all these kids and 40:51 Speaker 1 Three of my girls. I don't know you that I don't know if you're part of that. It's weird 40:55 Speaker 1 It's been a rough time, but I mean you only got you know you get what two more days there 40:58 Speaker 1 So there's definitely gonna be another instance for sure. I mean there's no way they're gonna let you relax 41:02 Speaker 1 The cops are probably gonna involve one more time. You know they say it comes in three 41:04 Speaker 1 So I think you're a got two experiences the cops now you're gonna find the third one and that dude's gonna be the dick 41:09 Speaker 1 That one's gonna be the one prying 41:11 Speaker 1 So that's I am I'm very concerned about that 41:14 Speaker 1 I'll be honest just because because I'm like sitting I'm like okay like Megan is I don't I don't know if we're gonna go to dinner 41:20 Speaker 1 like I might be canceled at this point. Like she's yeah, I mean, she's trying, but it's not looking good 41:26 Speaker 1 like she's enjoyed her day, right? And I'm sitting here and I'm like, okay, like I hadn't really 41:31 Speaker 1 like I had a I had that daiquiri earlier when we were talking and then I had a beer and then 41:36 Speaker 1 not now I'm having a glass of wine. And I was like, you know what's gonna happen? I can already 41:40 Speaker 1 tell you this goes down. I'm gonna be driving with all you can eat crab leg place, right? And I'm 41:44 Speaker 1 gonna have like 17 kids in my car. And I'm just gonna go through a stop sign after I stop, 41:49 Speaker 1 not gonna be my fault, but somebody's gonna hit me, right? 41:52 Speaker 1 And then the cops are gonna show up and they're gonna be like, 41:53 Speaker 1 hey dude, like we need to breathaleage you and I'll be like, okay, you know, 41:57 Speaker 1 because I would not because I've only had one daiquiri, one beer, and one wine all day. 42:01 Speaker 1 But somehow my BAC is gonna be 0.17,000, right? 42:05 Speaker 1 Like it's like through the roof and they're like, oh did you do take him down, 42:08 Speaker 1 tell you some, you know? And I'm gonna get tased, arrested, taken to jail, 42:12 Speaker 1 and then they're gonna get Megan who's gonna be asleep in the front seat. 42:15 Speaker 1 And they're gonna be like, yeah these kids gotta go to foster care, right? Like all of them. 42:19 Speaker 1 And they're gonna be like, what is going on, dude? 42:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're gonna take the boys and take them to jail and take the girls and put them 42:25 Speaker 1 in foster care because they're gonna be like, we're trying these boys. 42:28 Speaker 1 They're gonna be the same sale with you. 42:30 Speaker 1 The whole Excel check's like, I just got charged with nine counts of endangering a child. 42:35 Speaker 1 So appreciate you guys. 42:37 Speaker 1 So I think we're gonna walk to a crab place. 42:39 Speaker 1 I'm just trying. 42:40 Speaker 1 I'm just trying to avoid any more law enforcement contact on this. 42:43 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, dude, we're never we go to Panama City. 42:45 Speaker 1 It's you park that car in the parking lot and you don't drive it till you fucking get 42:48 Speaker 1 back because you're just walking or you're Uber and everywhere. I mean, with you though, 42:51 Speaker 1 with like, you got to order two fucking Hovers though, because you got, and I don't know, 42:55 Speaker 1 just toss Megan in the front of one Uber and put some kids in the back and hopefully she 43:00 Speaker 1 don't throw up in there and hopefully the kids don't destroy the car. That'd be the next 43:02 Speaker 1 thing. Obviously you get to Uber or XL and the kids, I don't know, rub up gets the seat 43:06 Speaker 1 and it just slashes it open. It's like a fucking escalated. It's like a $10,000 seat or something. 43:11 Speaker 1 And it's in it's, and it's, what's it called? Destruction of Personal Property. And it's 43:15 Speaker 1 another felony on Carter's record. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. 43:19 Speaker 1 Hopefully they're not going to do that. I don't think I don't think 43:22 Speaker 1 Savannah's Earth. I don't think Megan's going to join us anyway. 43:24 Speaker 1 So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna get an Uber XL. And I think that should fit me 43:27 Speaker 1 in two, three, four, five kids. So we'll be out. 43:31 Speaker 1 Nice. It's telling not to fuck it up. Be like, I can't spend any more money on this 43:34 Speaker 1 trip. And I can't have any more instances with the cops. So you just know, 43:36 Speaker 1 you're gonna get a duel in there and something's gonna happen. He's like, 43:38 Speaker 1 why you know, you need to sit down and put the seatbelt on and then he's 43:41 Speaker 1 gonna call the cops on you. You know what the worst part is? And I'm not even 43:44 Speaker 1 I don't want to make this a part of it because I know how you are 43:48 Speaker 1 but the guy that kicked us out that 43:51 Speaker 1 Ticked us out of the hotel that we were at 43:54 Speaker 1 He was 43:55 Speaker 1 He was what a duel? 43:57 Speaker 1 Oh, so he wasn't even black with broke. Well, he was I mean he was that but he was a broken English like he was 44:02 Speaker 1 It was like Mushan 44:03 Speaker 1 Maribel Hussein was his name. Oh 44:06 Speaker 1 Damn, that's that's the worst kind of blacks when they got the same at the end and they also like a homage 44:10 Speaker 1 They love the honor, everything. 44:11 Speaker 1 They're all like, they're all like, 44:12 Speaker 1 oh, you would have said pot 9-11. 44:14 Speaker 1 We'll be eating you. 44:16 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 44:17 Speaker 1 I didn't even do anything. 44:19 Speaker 1 I didn't even tell you what I care about. 44:20 Speaker 1 I always say, he's like, no, no, you stay. 44:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm a little ball. 44:24 Speaker 1 Bring in the plane. 44:25 Speaker 1 Take him to the home. 44:26 Speaker 1 Bring that out. 44:27 Speaker 1 I know fucking murder them all. 44:29 Speaker 1 You have them all? 44:30 Speaker 1 The parasail driver out in the beach is like, 44:32 Speaker 1 what do you say, Hussein? 44:33 Speaker 1 He's like, crash them into the building. 44:35 Speaker 1 He's like, it's a parachute. 44:38 Speaker 1 What? He's like, dude, you're not where they bomb us. We talked about the bomb. 44:44 Speaker 1 Cut them loose. Cut them loose. All of a sudden there's a parachute floating up in the sky and there's two tourists. Like what? What happened? 44:50 Speaker 1 But yeah, that's what I've uh, that's what I've been dealing with. It's been fun. It's been a fun vacation, dude. 44:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, it sounds stressful as hell. Oh man. God, man. Take that many kids on vacation. It just sounds stressful. 45:00 Speaker 1 Uh, remember by, you know, it's like summer camps that we used to go to back in the day and I told you about all the crazy shit we did and terrorized 45:06 Speaker 1 all the adults and everything, 45:08 Speaker 1 but at least there's more in one dad there. 45:09 Speaker 1 You just got you and stepdad, 45:10 Speaker 1 you don't give a fuck. 45:11 Speaker 1 He's like, I don't care if that kid brought up. 45:12 Speaker 1 Well, you can't get away with it. 45:14 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, like we were talking about 45:16 Speaker 1 with the society that we live in, right? 45:18 Speaker 1 Cause I told one of the other moms, 45:20 Speaker 1 I said, dude, it's weird. 45:21 Speaker 1 Like I think back on my vacations. 45:23 Speaker 1 And I mean, I've told you before, 45:24 Speaker 1 the way we did it, my parents were one of the geniuses 45:28 Speaker 1 that bought a timeshare, right? 45:30 Speaker 1 And timeshares are the dumbest Ponzi scheme 45:33 Speaker 1 or whatever you want to call it 45:34 Speaker 1 in the history of schemes, right? 45:36 Speaker 1 Where it's like, hey, you can own this room, 45:40 Speaker 1 this resort for one week a year for the rest of your life. 45:43 Speaker 1 And you can always come here, 45:45 Speaker 1 but you're still gonna pay rent. 45:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, about say, it's like owning a rental house 45:49 Speaker 1 and then just having 10 people sign up for the year 45:51 Speaker 1 to pay the same exact price. 45:52 Speaker 1 And be like, oh no, each of you get to live here a month. 45:54 Speaker 1 That's it. 45:55 Speaker 1 And you're just making 10 times the money instead of, 45:57 Speaker 1 I don't know how they swin them into that. 45:59 Speaker 1 I know they used to do like, 46:02 Speaker 1 you'd be able to go to like Vegas or whatnot. 46:04 Speaker 1 like all you can eat and they give you like credit and everything and the casino and if you just go 46:09 Speaker 1 sit through their seminar and they're really persistent on selling to. But you can tell them. 46:13 Speaker 1 They want to make that money and they think like I like how I have a live studio audience behind me 46:17 Speaker 1 it's ridiculous. They want to make that money but the thing is they started increasing there I 46:22 Speaker 1 think it's called their it's not their HOA dues but it's something like that where they were paying 46:27 Speaker 1 $800 a month, dude. $800 a month for one week at this place. Oh my god. Do the math. What is that? 46:37 Speaker 1 $10,000 that they would spin for this crappy hotel. So I would so I would go there and I'd see 46:43 Speaker 1 the same kids from Chicago. Hold on a second. Megan, the girls are on the back deck and they 46:49 Speaker 1 can see straight to the bathroom. You mean Megan met. Oh my god, dude. What is going on? 46:53 Speaker 1 Oh my god, they're looking right through them. 47:02 Speaker 1 Okay, she said no they're not. 47:03 Speaker 1 Did you not see them behind me? 47:06 Speaker 1 Okay, Jesus. 47:08 Speaker 1 Hey, what is he giving her tequila? 47:10 Speaker 1 What did the song tequila make your close fall off? 47:12 Speaker 1 That's what that Catholic man was doing. 47:13 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, better as we go. 47:14 Speaker 1 Get arrested. 47:15 Speaker 1 Go back to Kayla. 47:17 Speaker 1 How long do we have to record? 47:19 Speaker 1 We got like another 10 minutes. 47:21 Speaker 1 just doesn't that they're staring right at her. Now they got a close up view of her. 47:26 Speaker 1 Oh no, she's she's dressed now. Oh, okay. Do you want to dress? But I don't know. But 47:31 Speaker 1 anyway, I just looks painful. So, oh, here she comes. Here she comes to join the conversation. 47:42 Speaker 1 Hey, how was the nice Catholic man that kept giving you shots? Sorry. I was a nice Catholic 47:47 Speaker 1 man. Do you really want me to know that? I don't really want to know. He said he said 47:51 Speaker 1 How was the nice Catholic man that gave you shots? 47:53 Speaker 1 Um, fine. 47:55 Speaker 1 How many give you? 47:56 Speaker 1 How many shots did you take, Megan? 47:58 Speaker 1 Two. 47:59 Speaker 1 Did they all crack when you opened them or did he like, roofy up? 48:02 Speaker 1 Did they all crack when you opened them or did he make them and give them to you? 48:05 Speaker 1 It was like the little mini ones. 48:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it was like it. 48:08 Speaker 1 So I just opened them. 48:09 Speaker 1 Okay, were they made by a store or did he make them himself? 48:13 Speaker 1 No, they cracked. 48:14 Speaker 1 It was, yeah, they were like pre-made and like cracked up. 48:17 Speaker 1 Nice. 48:18 Speaker 1 Good. 48:19 Speaker 1 Is that what you were asking? 48:20 Speaker 1 Just make sure to see out your survival instincts are doing. 48:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, we just wanted to make sure you weren't getting roofied out there. 48:25 Speaker 1 Oh, maybe. 48:26 Speaker 1 Uh-huh. 48:27 Speaker 1 I guess I'm the one that gets to take advantage of that. 48:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, but man's like, 48:31 Speaker 1 Darn it. 48:32 Speaker 1 All right, here's what you doing up there. 48:34 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be sitting here tonight and Megan's like, 48:38 Speaker 1 if there's one thing I want, it's for you to do anything to my body you want to do. 48:43 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? Okay, that sounds great. 48:45 Speaker 1 And in the morning, I wake up and it's like, 48:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, hi, we'd like to speak to Chuck please. We're at Panewa City Police Department. Your wife called and said you were roofing her last night. 48:54 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? This is what takes me down? Roofing my own wife when I didn't do it. I just took advantage of it. 49:01 Speaker 1 You know? Is that illegal to roof your own wife? 49:04 Speaker 1 I think it's so we talked about this before because we didn't we we asked Manny about it. 49:08 Speaker 1 I think it's it's illegal for you. Oh, yeah, I don't know if I don't say that word because I don't think it's I think it's inappropriate. 49:16 Speaker 1 inappropriate but I think it's like the R word isn't that like a trigger or 49:20 Speaker 1 something like that you're not supposed to say it rape okay well Megan's 49:23 Speaker 1 shelter that's nice y'all are right across the condo 49:27 Speaker 1 he's a great anyway 49:29 Speaker 1 officer sit outside the door like go go go that was that was the word they're 49:34 Speaker 1 like as soon as you hear rape kicked down the door take everybody out Megan's 49:38 Speaker 1 like rape anyway so so no I I think it's illegal I think you can I think you I 49:44 Speaker 1 I don't think it's illegal to rape your wife 49:48 Speaker 1 if it's forceful or if she's really, really inebriated. 49:54 Speaker 1 Now, if somebody roofies her, 49:57 Speaker 1 because I think when you get roofing, 49:58 Speaker 1 I mean, I've seen the hangover. 49:59 Speaker 1 I think you're kind of like in it, you know what I mean? 50:01 Speaker 1 And then the next day you just don't know what happened. 50:03 Speaker 1 Isn't that, you've definitely been involved with roofing. 50:06 Speaker 1 How does that work? 50:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, it pretty much feels kind of like a Xan. 50:10 Speaker 1 Xan acts almost, it's just a little quicker, faster acting 50:12 Speaker 1 And they usually comes in a powder form, but you're just real drowsy and you're just completely out of it 50:16 Speaker 1 You don't know what the fuck's going on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. I was I was totally kidding 50:21 Speaker 1 You've been roofied 50:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, we took it was supposed to be Molly, but it was a roofie 50:29 Speaker 1 And it feels exactly like a Xanax 50:32 Speaker 1 It almost it really did feel like the hangover movie where he's like, okay guys I've roofed everybody last night 50:38 Speaker 1 So what happened when you got roofied? 50:40 Speaker 1 You just continue to party, you know, you just hopefully you don't wake up in the morning your butthole hurts 50:47 Speaker 1 So nobody tried to like sexually assault you anything after you got roofie 50:51 Speaker 1 No, no, no cuz we had bottom I can't remember I think we bought him at Iris like that club. I was talking about 50:56 Speaker 1 What's the what's the black guy's name and the hangover that sells them roofies? Oh? 51:02 Speaker 1 I can't remember, but he's just like what up 51:05 Speaker 1 Mike isn't it Mike isn't it Mike you like you like yo, man 51:08 Speaker 1 He like I sold you roofies my bad dog. I always met some up man 51:18 Speaker 1 I would not recommend it's not too fun, but oh all right. Well glad no one's in jail yet 51:23 Speaker 1 You got two more days survive down there and Panama City further charges product upon 15 families 51:29 Speaker 1 20 person indictment so all right, we're gonna go and get into 51:33 Speaker 1 to. 51:34 Speaker 1 Daley Doza Dham news. 51:36 Speaker 1 That's your Daley Doza Dham news. 51:41 Speaker 1 Daley Doza Dham news. 51:43 Speaker 1 Daley Doza Dham news for you. 51:49 Speaker 1 Daley Doza Dham news. 51:51 Speaker 1 Daley Doza Dham news. 51:54 Speaker 1 Daley Doza Dham news from Brandon Easton. 51:58 Speaker 1 So we talked about earlier this week about that guy that died on the Six Flag roller 52:02 Speaker 1 coaster ride. 52:03 Speaker 1 Did you hear about that Chuck? 52:04 Speaker 1 Dude, I went down a dark play. 52:07 Speaker 1 I went, I did something I didn't want to do, 52:10 Speaker 1 and you know what I'm going to say. 52:11 Speaker 1 You did it too. 52:12 Speaker 1 I can tell by the look on your face. 52:13 Speaker 1 What did I do? 52:14 Speaker 1 What? 52:14 Speaker 1 I have no idea what you did. 52:16 Speaker 1 Goog, I went, I didn't go to the dark web, 52:19 Speaker 1 but I went down web that I shouldn't go down web, 52:22 Speaker 1 and I saw things I should never see, 52:23 Speaker 1 because it was terrible. 52:25 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that yet. 52:26 Speaker 1 I'll look it up after we get done here. 52:27 Speaker 1 Like, him gets blattered on the ground or what? 52:29 Speaker 1 Oh, it's bad dude. 52:29 Speaker 1 It's bad, because he, because you know that, 52:31 Speaker 1 which is crazy, the, 52:32 Speaker 1 well go ahead and finish what you're telling the story 52:34 Speaker 1 So the man who died six flags here. I don't know if you heard this. He survived a fiery 52:40 Speaker 1 car crash five weeks before he just beat cancer twice and he also had a difficult fight 52:45 Speaker 1 with COVID. Now what I'm thinking of, I mean, I feel like death was after this guy like 52:50 Speaker 1 he made a deal with the Grim Reaper back in the day and he just got to like avoid death as 52:54 Speaker 1 much as he can. He just keeps dying or close to death. And I feel like if I had cancer twice 53:00 Speaker 1 almost died to COVID and survived a car fire five weeks before. 53:06 Speaker 1 I don't know if I'm going on a roller coaster, 53:07 Speaker 1 especially not Six Flags. 53:08 Speaker 1 That place is sketchy as fuck over a 520. 53:11 Speaker 1 It's in a terrible area. 53:12 Speaker 1 You got a bunch of hoodlums running around, a bunch of YNs. 53:14 Speaker 1 And I don't think they maintain this place at all 53:16 Speaker 1 because there's also like they're five billion dollars in debt. 53:20 Speaker 1 There's no way they're maintaining that shit. 53:23 Speaker 1 If there are five billion dollars in debt 53:26 Speaker 1 and their stocks tanking. 53:27 Speaker 1 So at the same time now, 53:29 Speaker 1 This was the Six Flags final straw and they're filing for bankruptcy and hopefully we don't 53:33 Speaker 1 have Six Flags anymore. 53:34 Speaker 1 No, you're lying. 53:35 Speaker 1 Is that true? 53:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, they filed today at about 9 a.m. 53:40 Speaker 1 That's heartbreaking, man. 53:42 Speaker 1 Well, they know because there's already precedent here. 53:44 Speaker 1 So the kid that Pat Kid that died down in Florida when he flew out of the thing. 53:48 Speaker 1 What's wrong with you, dude? 53:49 Speaker 1 Well, he was fat. 53:50 Speaker 1 That's why he flew out. 53:51 Speaker 1 We couldn't think of latch. 53:52 Speaker 1 He died. 53:53 Speaker 1 His parents each got $155 million each. 53:56 Speaker 1 So Six Flags already knows. 53:58 Speaker 1 We're at least gonna be on the hook for 300 maybe four maybe what is that a hairdryer with a fucking cap? 54:02 Speaker 1 Can you not? Can you? 54:04 Speaker 1 Yes, what do you allow? 54:06 Speaker 1 I don't know. We have control over. We got five minutes. Just give me your thoughts on this. 54:09 Speaker 1 Look at the fuck out of this hell. 54:12 Speaker 1 I know I got people freaking dancing behind me. This is the worst situation I've ever been in. 54:17 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say Chuck just walk out there and jump on the couch. 54:20 Speaker 1 You can just say deuces. 54:22 Speaker 1 Okay, I want to say that. 54:24 Speaker 1 Can dude. I'm sorry. I'm let me yell at her real quick. Hold on. Give us five minutes. I minutes 54:32 Speaker 1 Hair dryer so loud. He is screaming at the top of his lungs. She still can't hear him 54:37 Speaker 1 She got a 747 drying her fucking hair right now 54:45 Speaker 1 747s drying her hair. Oh my god, dude. It's like I have a freaking jet airplane in here right now 54:49 Speaker 1 So my point is this um I watched it so I didn't know that I didn't know they were gonna file for bankruptcy and all that 54:56 Speaker 1 And I've been to Six Flags. 54:57 Speaker 1 I've taken my family to Six Flags. 54:59 Speaker 1 Savannah's been to Six Flags with her friends. 55:01 Speaker 1 Like we took Savannah there for her birthday last year. 55:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, remember that. 55:05 Speaker 1 I don't feel about, I don't feel the way 55:07 Speaker 1 about Six Flags you do. 55:08 Speaker 1 Like it was honestly for where it's located. 55:10 Speaker 1 And I'm just saying, I'm just gonna be very transparent here 55:14 Speaker 1 for where it's located and what it is, 55:19 Speaker 1 it is in pretty good condition. 55:22 Speaker 1 Like it's clean, I had fun there, 55:24 Speaker 1 I thought the prices were right, 55:25 Speaker 1 I thought everything was good. 55:27 Speaker 1 So I'm not gonna talk bad about Six Flags. 55:29 Speaker 1 I mean, I never really was into it growing up, 55:32 Speaker 1 but you know, it's the closest amusement park 55:34 Speaker 1 that we have as local Georgia folk, right? 55:37 Speaker 1 So when I saw this, I was like, 55:40 Speaker 1 dude, like it's scary because I could have been on that ride. 55:44 Speaker 1 I mean, I've been on that ride. 55:45 Speaker 1 My daughter's been on that ride with me 55:46 Speaker 1 and we've all been on that ride. 55:47 Speaker 1 And that's of course everybody's worst nightmare 55:50 Speaker 1 is that you're on a ride 55:51 Speaker 1 and some type of malfunction happens. 55:53 Speaker 1 And then you lose your life or a loved one lose, 55:56 Speaker 1 especially my kids. 55:56 Speaker 1 Like I don't care if I fly out, to be honest, 55:59 Speaker 1 at this point in my life, like please let it happen. 56:01 Speaker 1 Like especially today. 56:02 Speaker 1 Like I was going on a roller coaster. 56:05 Speaker 1 I'm riding 25 times. 56:06 Speaker 1 Tell the guy, but what's the sketchiest one you got? 56:08 Speaker 1 By probably that one over there. 56:09 Speaker 1 I've been checking two years. 56:11 Speaker 1 Which seat has been faulty. 56:13 Speaker 1 And these like 23A, I'm like, 56:15 Speaker 1 I'll sit on that one for 15 rides, but like for real. 56:18 Speaker 1 Like it's just one of those days. 56:19 Speaker 1 And it's been one of those weeks. 56:20 Speaker 1 But so when I saw that, I was like, 56:23 Speaker 1 Dang, dude, that's like close, 56:24 Speaker 1 cause I mean, I've been there, I've done that. 56:27 Speaker 1 Then I googled, right? 56:29 Speaker 1 Then I saw the images. 56:32 Speaker 1 So one of our friends, their daughter was, 56:36 Speaker 1 no, I'm sorry, yeah, it was their daughter in their HOA. 56:38 Speaker 1 So in their community, she was the girl 56:41 Speaker 1 that was sitting behind him on the ride. 56:46 Speaker 1 So she was a white girl. 56:47 Speaker 1 He goes flying up. 56:49 Speaker 1 So allegedly, this is crazy. 56:51 Speaker 1 This is nuts. 56:52 Speaker 1 I need to get this girl on the show. 56:53 Speaker 1 I don't know if she's gonna actually want to talk about it. 56:55 Speaker 1 My fucking traumatized. 56:56 Speaker 1 When he flew back, his mouth hit her knee 57:01 Speaker 1 and his teeth went into her knee, her leg. 57:04 Speaker 1 Damn, so what are you gonna settle with too? 57:06 Speaker 1 So she got, like in his bad, like it's so bad they were like, 57:09 Speaker 1 look, this needs to be stitched up. 57:11 Speaker 1 However, when the medics got on scene, 57:13 Speaker 1 they would not stitch her leg 57:15 Speaker 1 because it was human saliva. 57:17 Speaker 1 That nasty shit ever. 57:19 Speaker 1 So you can't, they couldn't, they're like, 57:20 Speaker 1 We're not we can't stitch this up. So now she's got all these issues. She's got to go back for you know, whatever 57:25 Speaker 1 But so I saw the video of that the picture of that of him going in which was crazy because it got caught by the freaking souvenir 57:32 Speaker 1 Photo thing and they they put it up. I don't even know. I mean God. You got to be able to stop that 57:36 Speaker 1 Right photo right last and his ass was hanging out his pants were all the way down almost to his knees 57:41 Speaker 1 Cuz he flew out so it's just his butt that's there in the picture and then he hung out in a lap 57:48 Speaker 1 flew back to her head goes into her leg. That's when his teeth went into her leg 57:54 Speaker 1 and then I guess they went up and over and that's when he got thrown out of the 57:58 Speaker 1 rollercoaster and he landed on a building. The top of a building? Dude, it was like 58:05 Speaker 1 legit like the blood splatter. I mean this dude was coming in hot, right? So it's 58:11 Speaker 1 just an embarrassing death. It's a terrible death. I don't wish this on 58:15 Speaker 1 my worst enemy. But I do understand how much six flags is going to have to pay. And I think 58:20 Speaker 1 it's a, but here's the problem, right? If they file for bankruptcy, they don't got to 58:24 Speaker 1 pay him anything. 58:25 Speaker 1 Uh, well, since they, I, once you're already, the bankruptcy is complete, then you have 58:30 Speaker 1 to pay anything. But I'm sure they're going to sue the parent company and whoever owns 58:34 Speaker 1 six flags, because I'm sure it's a subsidiary of, oh, I see you say, well, yeah, six flags 58:39 Speaker 1 America, which I mean, they're everywhere. So they're not, there's no way they're all 58:42 Speaker 1 going to file for bankruptcy, right? 58:43 Speaker 1 I don't think so unless they know that no someone else dies this week on another one. So I don't know 58:49 Speaker 1 It's pretty crazy though, but I mean to survive all that and that's how you die, you know, and I mean 58:54 Speaker 1 I'm gonna send final destination. I think that's what it was 58:56 Speaker 1 I think he had something going on with that to where it's just like he cheated death 59:00 Speaker 1 You know four times that's like I'm getting you on this fucking ride 59:03 Speaker 1 And you know what sucks is if I had to ask you right now if you had to choose a way to die 59:07 Speaker 1 Right and I only give you four options. They were his well three options. They were his three a 59:10 Speaker 1 a fiery auto crash that sucks getting Paul Walker would suck and you know what 59:15 Speaker 1 would to cancer which I don't know what kind of cancer he had but that would suck 59:20 Speaker 1 too or the rollercoaster which one you're using. 59:24 Speaker 1 First one was also COVID he's about that from COVID. 59:26 Speaker 1 I'm definitely so that's four so four. 59:29 Speaker 1 I don't want to go COVID it's gay. 59:31 Speaker 1 If that's the problem if you die from COVID they go I'd have COVID that gay 59:34 Speaker 1 piece of shit looking at over there and loser died from COVID rollercoasters 59:38 Speaker 1 embarrassing to shit, especially if you're ass is out and they put post pictures everywhere. 59:43 Speaker 1 And that's that's terrible. 59:45 Speaker 1 And then, uh, by a car crash, that would suck because no one's going to remember you. 59:49 Speaker 1 But if you got cancer, I mean, people will give you sympathy and you start like a 59:51 Speaker 1 foundation and you just, you can, uh, you can profit off of it a little more before 59:55 Speaker 1 you die because it's a longer, uh, longer thing. 59:58 Speaker 1 So people will, oh, this guy shot cancer. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 No one's like, hot. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 That dude's got cancer. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 It's not like COVID. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Like, oh, you gay, you're gay. 1:00:04 Speaker 1 You got coke or you got cancer. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 I don't know what to answer. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 I guess I would take cancer too. I mean it depends on what type of cancer though, right? 1:00:10 Speaker 1 Because isn't there a cancer like colon cancer would suck like I don't if I'm gonna die don't wanna die that 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Because I remember when I had my my what's it called? They stick the camera, but what I was like 1:00:21 Speaker 1 Oh colonoscopy colonoscopy when I had that like it's embarrassing bro 1:00:25 Speaker 1 Like you got to go in there and it's all these like somewhat attractive women and they're like hey 1:00:30 Speaker 1 We're the staff that's gonna be doing this and you're like of course you are like why why wouldn't it be five? 1:00:34 Speaker 1 I'm relatively attractive women that are doing this. 1:00:37 Speaker 1 Why would it not be five dudes? 1:00:39 Speaker 1 Chucks like, why is my urologist here? 1:00:40 Speaker 1 I just wanted to say it. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 I just knew you'd want me here, Chuck. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 You know what I do. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 I like it close to the wiener, so I just 1:00:47 Speaker 1 hear you guys think anything else happens. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 All right, we're gonna get out of here. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 It's been a hell of a week. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 We gotta record one more time 1:00:55 Speaker 1 and be back to some normalcy, 1:00:56 Speaker 1 back to some normal recording time. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 Sorry we weren't live today. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 It's been a hectic situation, 1:01:02 Speaker 1 but we'll be back by tomorrow. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 So we appreciate it. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 Check out anything from going out of here. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Well, you should caveat that with we'll be back again live tomorrow. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 If the Panama City Police Department allows it because we don't know what's 1:01:13 Speaker 1 going to happen. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, Chuck's got two days left in paradise or hell. 1:01:17 Speaker 1 We don't know what it is yet, but we're leading more towards hell. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 So all right, we'll see you tomorrow.