Shane Gillis Got Chuck's Family Cancelled EP-411 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-14
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a black hole son. 0:05 Speaker 1 I'm not made of a Wednesday. 0:07 Speaker 1 I'm glad everybody's here because on this day back in 1926, 0:11 Speaker 1 Winnie the Pooh was published. 0:12 Speaker 1 Love that little guy. 0:13 Speaker 1 He was so fun back in the day. 0:14 Speaker 1 Even though he sounded real sad all the time. 0:16 Speaker 1 So did he or before we get into the show, 0:19 Speaker 1 quick message advised by our attorneys. 0:21 Speaker 1 Morning. 0:22 Speaker 1 When you're about to hear the funniest shit in your life, 0:23 Speaker 1 with that being said, the comments made by Brandon 0:25 Speaker 1 Chuck do not reflect their views. 0:25 Speaker 1 Everything said in the show is protected under parody law 0:27 Speaker 1 in no way, shape, or form. 0:28 Speaker 1 Is anything said or done on the show is real. 0:29 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 0:30 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 0:31 Speaker 1 Alright, my name is Brandon Thrasher. It is the Daily Dojo over there. 0:34 Speaker 1 Returning for another day. We got to figure out what happened to him is Chuck Charles iron fist down at the beautiful panel. 0:39 Speaker 1 I say to be how you doing over there, bud? I told you, dude, it's this has been a ride. Okay. The ride I've been on in the last 48 hours is something that I do not wish upon my worst enemy. 0:49 Speaker 1 And still on vacation. I almost pulled the plug today. I almost I almost just drove back. I really did. 0:55 Speaker 1 I knew that was getting the back of your mind when you told me what happened to like you said, we're going to get into everything here in a minute. But were you pick up? 1:01 Speaker 1 Winnie the Poof fan growing up love Winnie the Pooh. I was not I mean Christopher Robin always kind of weirded me out 1:06 Speaker 1 I did like the rabbit, but now the kids are into 1:12 Speaker 1 The poo horror movie. Oh, yeah, so is that is that how we talk about like John? 1:18 Speaker 1 What was it no cut fucking country rose take me home? 1:20 Speaker 1 Is that how it's like not copyright anymore? 1:22 Speaker 1 Is that how they're able to do that because there's no way Disney is just like on board with them 1:25 Speaker 1 Just turning their beloved Winnie the Pooh into a murderous creature. Yeah, and it's gonna be getting it's gonna get worse 1:31 Speaker 1 I mean the the longer we get into time obviously all these movies are losing their copyright. Oh 1:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, you're talking a hundred years. So now Mickey is being 1:45 Speaker 1 Stolen when he's being stolen 1:47 Speaker 1 So I mean eventually our kids are gonna see well, maybe not my kids my kid my grandkids will see Elsa 1:53 Speaker 1 murdering people in some frozen spin-off 1:56 Speaker 1 I mean, murderous Elsa. 1:58 Speaker 1 I mean, fucking crazy. 1:59 Speaker 1 Also, you might know this guy. 2:01 Speaker 1 You probably do. 2:02 Speaker 1 In 1947 US Air Force Captain Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier. 2:06 Speaker 1 And that's pretty cool. 2:07 Speaker 1 But I bet they thought that man probably blew up 2:09 Speaker 1 or he turned into a UFO. 2:10 Speaker 1 I mean, to experience that for the first time, 2:12 Speaker 1 it's got to be pretty fucking insane, right? 2:14 Speaker 1 I will tell you, when I got to Edwards Air Force Base in 1997, 2:18 Speaker 1 that's where Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier. 2:21 Speaker 1 He was still alive. 2:22 Speaker 1 So he would come to the base a lot. 2:23 Speaker 1 and we would meet him and see him and whatever. 2:26 Speaker 1 And all the guys told me, they're like, dude, 2:28 Speaker 1 Chuck Yeager is such a jerk. 2:30 Speaker 1 Like don't even try to talk to him. 2:31 Speaker 1 Like he's a jerk. 2:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, how can you be a jerk? 2:34 Speaker 1 Like you broke the sound barrier, 2:35 Speaker 1 you're a pilot, all this stuff. 2:36 Speaker 1 So I met him one time at the gate. 2:38 Speaker 1 And I was like, hey, Mr. Yeager, 2:40 Speaker 1 like it's such an honor to meet you. 2:43 Speaker 1 And he just looked at me like I wasn't even speaking English. 2:46 Speaker 1 And I was like, it's such an honor. 2:50 Speaker 1 It's great to meet you, sir. 2:52 Speaker 1 And it was just awkward like stare and he's like, 2:54 Speaker 1 are we done here? 2:55 Speaker 1 I said, I guess we're done here. 2:57 Speaker 1 And he's done away. 2:57 Speaker 1 You're telling your name? 2:58 Speaker 1 You're telling your name was Chuck also? 2:59 Speaker 1 Maybe I should have. 3:00 Speaker 1 I should have. 3:01 Speaker 1 I should have. 3:02 Speaker 1 I should have been like, hey, I'm Chuck too. 3:02 Speaker 1 You know? 3:03 Speaker 1 And he'd have been like, oh, that's cool. 3:04 Speaker 1 Hey, I just turned my volume up. 3:05 Speaker 1 Is that too much? 3:06 Speaker 1 No, that should be OK. 3:07 Speaker 1 It sounds good. 3:08 Speaker 1 All right. 3:09 Speaker 1 It should be all right. 3:10 Speaker 1 But no, I guess the fastest man in the world at the time 3:12 Speaker 1 is kind of like, yeah, fuck you. 3:13 Speaker 1 But you could also have been cool about it. 3:15 Speaker 1 But I'm sure going back to like the, you know, 3:17 Speaker 1 We talked about Leonardo DiCaprio in Spain or Switzerland, whatever he was. 3:19 Speaker 1 But like at some point in time, it probably gets old, like signing autograph all the time 3:23 Speaker 1 because he probably, I mean, he didn't get paid anything extra just breaking the sound 3:26 Speaker 1 barrier, right? 3:27 Speaker 1 It's not like he's going on tour and doing concerts and everything and showing people a 3:30 Speaker 1 video of how he broke the sound barrier. 3:31 Speaker 1 And then he's like, all right, cool. 3:32 Speaker 1 Give me like $300. 3:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's like, dude, it's only military. 3:35 Speaker 1 Like nobody that, like if you saw Chuck Yeager on the street, you wouldn't even know who 3:39 Speaker 1 he is. 3:40 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 3:41 Speaker 1 So he's only getting that like those questions when he comes to a military base. 3:44 Speaker 1 So I just get stupid. 3:45 Speaker 1 I think that if you do something like that like Lance Armstrong or not Lance Armstrong 3:50 Speaker 1 Neil Armstrong 3:51 Speaker 1 Lance Armstrong did not land on the moon. I swear to point that out 3:54 Speaker 1 But if you're like Neil Armstrong and people like oh can I get a picture with you? 3:57 Speaker 1 What I'm like dude 3:58 Speaker 1 You're the one who did it like if you want to be the first at something you're obviously gonna have fanfare involved in it 4:04 Speaker 1 So it's like dude step up and sign autographs kiss babies take pictures with kids don't be a jerk 4:09 Speaker 1 So yeah, he's a jerk 4:11 Speaker 1 Did you say when you met Neil Armstrong you thought he was like fake the whole thing to you're kind of like I don't think this guy went 4:15 Speaker 1 there at all. You didn't tell any stories about anything just about all the strippers and prostitutes you banged afterwards. 4:20 Speaker 1 It was Buzz Aldrin. Buzz Aldrin is the one. He would not talk about the moon. He wanted nothing to do. 4:25 Speaker 1 But he would tell you the stories about hanging out with the presidents in what's it called? 4:31 Speaker 1 Palm. What's the place in California where all the rich people go that used to be like really big in the 60s? 4:36 Speaker 1 on the palm no not palm Dale it was anyway it was some town some town in the desert to have like all these nice hotels and stuff like that so the 4:44 Speaker 1 presidents would go there and like Lyndon Johnson and Carter and in Gerald Ford 4:50 Speaker 1 will post all of them get invited because he was you know one of the guys that landed on the moon 4:55 Speaker 1 like y'all want to invite the guy that landed on the moon like sure I guess that'll be a pretty cool guy for the party. 4:59 Speaker 1 I got a kid behind me looking in. That's pretty awesome. 5:03 Speaker 1 But anyway, yeah so he would go and he would just talk about nothing. 5:07 Speaker 1 Like he would never talk about the moon. He just hook up with all these supermodels 5:12 Speaker 1 while the president's sleeping and see the secret service would be out in the courtyard 5:15 Speaker 1 outside the president's like suite. And so they would see all of it. 5:19 Speaker 1 And one of the secret service agents, he actually, I met him, he was there one night. 5:24 Speaker 1 And he said, dude, the craziest thing he's ever seen 5:26 Speaker 1 is Buzz Aldrin walk past him going to the public pool, 5:30 Speaker 1 like the hotel pool, butt naked at two o'clock in the morning. 5:34 Speaker 1 And he just like walked by him, hammered. 5:36 Speaker 1 And he was like, evening Mr. Aldrin, he's like, 5:39 Speaker 1 evening and just walked and got in the pool butt naked. 5:42 Speaker 1 Like, didn't even take clothes with him. 5:44 Speaker 1 And he just like walks right there 5:45 Speaker 1 and went right back to his room, which was wise. 5:47 Speaker 1 That's how Chuck Yeager should have been. 5:48 Speaker 1 Just walking around naked on the deck 5:49 Speaker 1 and just like jump off the ship 5:50 Speaker 1 and just like hop him back in and everything. 5:52 Speaker 1 And then give him autographs. 5:53 Speaker 1 make more sense, right? I mean, if you're going to be a big dick and someone, your mother's 5:57 Speaker 1 walk around naked because they're going to be like, Oh, look at that guy. They're like, 5:59 Speaker 1 you make fun of them all you want. But then today, first one to break the sound barrier. 6:03 Speaker 1 They also said that, um, Lyndon Johnson. So he, and this is not, I'm not trying to make 6:08 Speaker 1 a joke. It's not a joke. Lyndon Johnson was a huge on Peean wherever he wanted. So like 6:14 Speaker 1 he'd be like, like, yeah, yeah, he would, he would, if there were woods around, he'd 6:17 Speaker 1 just whip it out and peeing. I thought he was huge on Peean. Like every time he met somebody 6:22 Speaker 1 Let me see your pain down there. What do you know? No, no, no, he would pee everywhere 6:25 Speaker 1 So he was just like big on like he loved peeing in the great outdoors 6:28 Speaker 1 Well, the secret service agents that worked for him or assigned him obviously they're with him right so he wouldn't tell him like 6:35 Speaker 1 Hey guys like look away 6:37 Speaker 1 so he would just like walk over the woods and whip it out and 6:40 Speaker 1 One of the secret service agents that was on his details said dude this dude's penis was massive 6:46 Speaker 1 It was he's like dude 6:47 Speaker 1 It was the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life. 6:50 Speaker 1 And so you said the whole time they were watching him, they all started calling him 6:54 Speaker 1 Big D Johnson the whole time. 6:57 Speaker 1 That's all they called him. 6:58 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what a cool nickname. 6:59 Speaker 1 Like if I died and that was my nickname, Big D Chuck, like what a cool name to 7:04 Speaker 1 have associated with you forever. 7:07 Speaker 1 That's probably why I wanted to do it outdoors because it's end of his dick. 7:09 Speaker 1 We're probably dipping in the toilet or in the urinal and you're riding like that. 7:12 Speaker 1 They said it was a massive like they said the first time they saw it. 7:17 Speaker 1 Like they'd always tell the other agents like yo dude. He's gonna whip it out 7:20 Speaker 1 You've got to look like you've got to see this thing and they'd be like all your grows and then they'd see it 7:24 Speaker 1 No, dude 7:27 Speaker 1 That's all gonna be John's dick six times a day. I can't get it out of my head. You can't give guys care around a wheel barrel 7:35 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, it's everything to happen today. I hope everyone's having a good day over there 7:38 Speaker 1 We a Germany no, but Lance only had one test school and J-help his nut went to the moon 7:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably with all the steroids probably exploded shot up there pretty great. He'd be careful 7:47 Speaker 1 I like Lance Armstrong. He was a he was a he's still a hero to me. Yeah, I mean you still be a hero do steroids like Barry Bonds, you know 7:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's so good to go and it's that first weird looking veins man 7:58 Speaker 1 His veins like so weird it grows me out 8:00 Speaker 1 What veins are you talking about? They're like all like squiggly on his leg. You got some kind of weird shit on his list 8:05 Speaker 1 It's uh I can't remember what it's called, but it's like varicose vein. He has varicose veins 8:09 Speaker 1 That looks weird. Yeah varicose veins do weird me out too. I'm just waiting like there's no way you can not die from that 8:14 Speaker 1 Like eventually those veins are gonna blow and you're gonna die. I know if you like walk through a paper factory 8:18 Speaker 1 You probably die from all the paper cuts 8:21 Speaker 1 Die fall down so 8:24 Speaker 1 All right, I guess we're gonna go ahead and get into Chuck's weekend. So here we are. I was going to get to what the chuck 8:33 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 8:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me chuck me chuck me chuck me. I'm full of chuck. Oh 8:41 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. What? Let's you. 8:47 Speaker 1 DJ in the version. Dude, this has been quite possibly the strangest worst day of my life. 8:55 Speaker 1 And I don't even know how to like tell the story. I mean, I called Manny when it was all happening 9:01 Speaker 1 because I was like, I have to have an attorney on the call. Like, I have more footage on 9:05 Speaker 1 body cam right now, please body cam than I ever. 9:09 Speaker 1 Wait, so what you're about to tell us right now is this why you weren't on the show yesterday because we did think you got arrested almost 9:15 Speaker 1 Episode and we're like I don't know like last I heard like Chuck said he's gonna record it six 9:18 Speaker 1 He said he's good to go and then I didn't hear anything from like you might have got arrested 9:22 Speaker 1 So I have no idea so everything was well yesterday was all about the internet the internet was coming in and out 9:27 Speaker 1 And then I was gonna go up on the roof and record 9:30 Speaker 1 But dude, it was like 85 degrees 9:32 Speaker 1 I couldn't even bear to stand as like sit up by the pool 9:35 Speaker 1 And I'm going like can't record during the day because I'll die because I'm just gonna sit up there and melt like recording 9:40 Speaker 1 So I said, okay, I'm gonna try this 9:43 Speaker 1 At night like six o'clock. Well, I called mark and I'm a hey man like if I need you I need you to jump on 9:48 Speaker 1 We can't miss enough as a guy. Oh, I got you of course. Oh my god 9:51 Speaker 1 It's like a privilege to be asked right like he was like so excited one way 9:55 Speaker 1 So my star link I had used it down like I left it on all night and Carter was streaming well buffering 10:03 Speaker 1 TV shows and movies in the living room. 10:07 Speaker 1 So this thing was on all night buffering and trying to download 10:11 Speaker 1 prime video or whatever it did. 10:13 Speaker 1 So I go up there and I'm testing it. 10:15 Speaker 1 I'm like, what the crap? 10:16 Speaker 1 I couldn't even get my camera, like my video to show up. 10:19 Speaker 1 And I'm going, what is happening? 10:21 Speaker 1 Well, at this point, I'm like screw it. 10:23 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna tell Brandon like I'm gonna do it. 10:26 Speaker 1 And then it's gonna be nine o'clock at night or 10 o'clock 10:27 Speaker 1 at night and then I have this problem. 10:29 Speaker 1 And oh, and the cops, so dude, okay. 10:31 Speaker 1 This is, no, the last one I recorded on a Monday's episode 10:35 Speaker 1 when the cop came up. 10:36 Speaker 1 So I was trying to figure out 10:37 Speaker 1 why is he a port St. Joe cop. 10:39 Speaker 1 So after we got off, I was putting everything away 10:42 Speaker 1 and he's like, hey man, he's like, I live in the building. 10:45 Speaker 1 He's like, they called me and they said 10:47 Speaker 1 that there was suspicious activity on the roof. 10:50 Speaker 1 And he's like, I just had to come up here 10:51 Speaker 1 to make sure you weren't like suicidal or something. 10:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh I get it. 10:54 Speaker 1 You know, that's fine. 10:55 Speaker 1 I mean, it's weird. 10:56 Speaker 1 I have a star-linked thing on my roof 10:57 Speaker 1 and I'm videotaping on my recording 10:59 Speaker 1 on my back hatch. 11:01 Speaker 1 live streamer death. Yeah. I told you I was like, pretend to jump over the edge. Edelman 11:04 Speaker 1 Hoehlehlehlehlehleh ran out. I was like, no, no, apparently they were concerned. But what 11:09 Speaker 1 he does, he lives in the building. And if there's any issues, they call him. So that's 11:13 Speaker 1 part of like his deal with them. I don't, I don't know if he has a discount. I just know 11:18 Speaker 1 that he's like the on station police, right? He's like a security guard. He's actually 11:23 Speaker 1 a cop. But I don't mean think I don't think he has jurisdiction. So he's pretty much just 11:26 Speaker 1 a security guard. Yeah, I think he was just trying to like make sure I was going to kill 11:29 Speaker 1 myself or blow something up. And I don't need you disrupting me getting in 11:34 Speaker 1 out of this building with your dead body in the front. All right. Yeah. Yeah. 11:36 Speaker 1 Which is fine. Like I said, if today's situation was as stupid as yesterday's, 11:41 Speaker 1 I would be fine. Okay. But it wasn't. So I booked a deep sea fishing charter, right? For today. 11:49 Speaker 1 For me and Carter and two of the boys from his baseball team that are down here with him 11:55 Speaker 1 and his dad. So it was like, dude, we're going to go bonita fishing. We're going to catch some 11:59 Speaker 1 Mackerel, maybe get a couple King Mackerel like whatever. So I pay for this freaking charter and dude 12:05 Speaker 1 We get there. I had to get up at 5 30 this morning. I go down to the marina 12:10 Speaker 1 We get on the boat and we go out right and we're just trolling out there and so you know we're catching Spanish Mackerel 12:16 Speaker 1 We're catching a go boat. Not not to know what are they called? 12:20 Speaker 1 Bonitas we're catching bonitas and then we're catching a lot of ladyfish. So that you know they fight with a lot of vaginas 12:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. No, they're like lady. They're called lady fish, but they're real long and and silver. Oh, they're 12:33 Speaker 1 I think they're only they're trash. They make a poll about my this one's got a vagina to me. No, it's okay. 12:39 Speaker 1 This if this was the worst thing I had to do with today, then it'd be a great day. Really. So we get all this fish 12:44 Speaker 1 And we get back and the guys like hey, do you want me to clean it for you? 12:47 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, dude, like I'm not I don't want to do it. I'm like here's 20 bucks. So he cleans all of it 12:52 Speaker 1 We get about 10 pounds, 15 pounds of fillets, right? 12:56 Speaker 1 So we got a freaking massive thing of fillets, right? 12:59 Speaker 1 So we head back to the room and we come up with a plan. 13:02 Speaker 1 We're like, look, here's what we're going to do. 13:04 Speaker 1 The kids are going to go play at the beach, 13:05 Speaker 1 they're going to play at the pool. 13:07 Speaker 1 And then tonight at seven o'clock, 13:10 Speaker 1 we're all going to go to this one couple's room 13:12 Speaker 1 because they have a suite on like the 15th floor, 13:14 Speaker 1 particularly like four bedrooms. 13:15 Speaker 1 It's massive, right? 13:16 Speaker 1 It's beautiful. 13:17 Speaker 1 We'll cook up there. 13:18 Speaker 1 I'll bring all the fillets there and we'll cook them. 13:20 Speaker 1 And I may get made pasta salad, 13:22 Speaker 1 and all the moms are making different salads and crap 13:24 Speaker 1 for sides. 13:25 Speaker 1 So I'm at the pool, dude, and all of a sudden, 13:28 Speaker 1 I see one of Carter's little buddies 13:31 Speaker 1 get pulled out of the hot tub by a security guard. 13:34 Speaker 1 And he just like, he like grabs his arm 13:37 Speaker 1 and he's like, come with me. 13:38 Speaker 1 And I'm across the way, and I'm like, 13:40 Speaker 1 yo, I'm like, what's, and I looked at his wrist, 13:42 Speaker 1 he didn't have a wristband on. 13:43 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, it's a wristband issue, right? 13:46 Speaker 1 So I'm like, dude, what's up? 13:47 Speaker 1 What's up? 13:48 Speaker 1 And he goes, are you in charge of him? 13:50 Speaker 1 And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm in charge of him. 13:52 Speaker 1 Kind of. 13:53 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not really in charge of anybody right now. 13:54 Speaker 1 Oh, my hair's good. 13:55 Speaker 1 That was my mistake. 13:56 Speaker 1 My mistake was saying I'm in charge of him. 13:58 Speaker 1 So he goes, he's in trouble. 14:00 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my god. 14:01 Speaker 1 This is stupid. 14:02 Speaker 1 So I'm like, hold on. 14:03 Speaker 1 So I walk over the bridge. 14:04 Speaker 1 I get over on his side of the pool and I'm like, what's up? 14:06 Speaker 1 And he goes, come here. 14:08 Speaker 1 And he shows me his phone. 14:10 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ, dude. 14:11 Speaker 1 This is so bad. 14:13 Speaker 1 He shows me his phone, right? 14:15 Speaker 1 And it's a Facebook post in like Panama City Beach 14:19 Speaker 1 notorious criminals or whatever. 14:23 Speaker 1 And it's this kid, and it's his picture on a ring doorbell. 14:27 Speaker 1 And he's like, and he's like looking right into the ring 14:30 Speaker 1 so that you can tell it's his face. 14:32 Speaker 1 There ain't no blurring or denying that shit at all. 14:34 Speaker 1 And he's wearing the same swimsuit. 14:36 Speaker 1 Like the swimsuit he has on in this moment, 14:38 Speaker 1 it's the same one in the photo. 14:40 Speaker 1 Oh God. 14:41 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what's that? 14:43 Speaker 1 And he goes, man, he goes, read the post. 14:46 Speaker 1 And it's like, you know, if anybody knows who this kid is 14:50 Speaker 1 or who his parents are, he's terrorizing every resident 14:55 Speaker 1 in the palms of Panama City. 14:57 Speaker 1 And he's ding dong ditching everybody and kicking on doors. 15:00 Speaker 1 And he's a terror and all this stuff, right? 15:03 Speaker 1 And so I look at him, I'm like, yo, dude, 15:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, did you do that? 15:06 Speaker 1 And he's like, can I see the photo? 15:09 Speaker 1 And I was like, good boy, good boy. 15:11 Speaker 1 I said, did you do it? 15:13 Speaker 1 And he's like, I need to see the photo. 15:14 Speaker 1 And the guy's like, are you his dad? 15:16 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm not his dad. 15:17 Speaker 1 His mom's down at the beach, 15:19 Speaker 1 but I'm like kind of in charge of the pool area 15:20 Speaker 1 for all the kids. 15:21 Speaker 1 And he goes, how many of them are with you? 15:24 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, it's just him 15:25 Speaker 1 and then two other ones. 15:27 Speaker 1 And then he's like, what about these other kids? 15:29 Speaker 1 And you know, this kid's of course going, 15:31 Speaker 1 oh, they're off in Indiana. 15:32 Speaker 1 We all met up yesterday. 15:33 Speaker 1 There's like 15 of them or something. 15:35 Speaker 1 Good little liar. 15:36 Speaker 1 So dude, next thing you know, 15:38 Speaker 1 this dude's questioning everybody. 15:40 Speaker 1 He's got this kid's mom up and she's like, okay, what happened? 15:43 Speaker 1 And he's like, okay, here's what happened. 15:45 Speaker 1 So all the boys last night, they decided, 15:48 Speaker 1 and there was a group of 10 of them. 15:50 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 15:51 Speaker 1 What do you find 10 fucking kids? 15:53 Speaker 1 Well, we only have three, 15:54 Speaker 1 but the other boys are all here from Indiana, 15:57 Speaker 1 and they all play travel baseball, whatever. 15:59 Speaker 1 So they're just to hear on vacation, 16:01 Speaker 1 and they all found each other. 16:02 Speaker 1 They're all the same age, 16:03 Speaker 1 and they all just found each other. 16:05 Speaker 1 Okay, so everyone's just on fall break. 16:07 Speaker 1 Indiana kids are on fall breaks too, 16:08 Speaker 1 and then they came down, 16:09 Speaker 1 they started talking to him, 16:10 Speaker 1 and hanging out like, 16:11 Speaker 1 hey, we play baseball too. 16:12 Speaker 1 Like, oh, we do too. 16:13 Speaker 1 Let's go fuck some shit up. 16:14 Speaker 1 That's exactly what happened. 16:16 Speaker 1 So they go up and they decided, hey, let's ding dong ditch. 16:20 Speaker 1 All these people, right? 16:22 Speaker 1 Well, one of the kids from Indiana apparently got a little overzealous with his ding dong 16:26 Speaker 1 ditching and he held hole through a door. 16:29 Speaker 1 I'm in a hurry. 16:32 Speaker 1 First off, what? 16:34 Speaker 1 What? 16:35 Speaker 1 I don't know if I've ever been to a resort or a condo or anywhere that's had doorbells 16:39 Speaker 1 on outside of the door. 16:40 Speaker 1 These are these people that live there full time. 16:42 Speaker 1 Is that what's going on? 16:43 Speaker 1 Yes, it's like a condominium. It's like a condominium, but you can run him out on Airbnb. So that's what we did 16:48 Speaker 1 Well, anyway, so I'm like, okay. I'm thinking I looked at I looked at this kid and I go 16:52 Speaker 1 Hey, did you break the door and he said no? He said but I know who did and of course Savannah's there 16:58 Speaker 1 And she's like I know who did too because he came in the hot tub last night and he told me it 17:02 Speaker 1 He said hey, I broke a door just now right bragging about it 17:06 Speaker 1 Scott they only got a brag about what they did so I'm like 17:09 Speaker 1 Well, do you know where they're at and she's like yeah, I know where they're at and I'm like you know what room they're in 17:12 Speaker 1 like, yeah, I don't room they're in. So Savannah, Carter, and these other two boys, and then one of 17:18 Speaker 1 the moms go to this room with the manager, right, to confront these parents whose kid broke the 17:25 Speaker 1 door. Because at this point, it's like, hey, somebody's got to pay for the door. Like, that's all that 17:28 Speaker 1 really matters. Right now somebody's got to pay for the door. This mom opens the door, and I'm not 17:32 Speaker 1 kidding, dude. The two security guards and manager from the condominium are black, right? And they 17:39 Speaker 1 knock on the door and she opens it and she goes, can I help you? And they were like, yeah, we needed 17:42 Speaker 1 to talk to you about your son. He did something last night. We need to just get some, you 17:45 Speaker 1 know, get some details. And she goes, and you think it's appropriate for two black men 17:50 Speaker 1 to knock on a white woman's door and ask to talk to her about her kid. Oh, Dan, it's 17:54 Speaker 1 like Emmett Till shit back there when they go Emmett Till in the river. It was weird. 17:58 Speaker 1 Dude, I mean, so now everybody's like, what just happened? And the two black dudes are 18:02 Speaker 1 like, um, we can call the police if you want. And she's like, um, I'll call the police because 18:06 Speaker 1 I don't feel safe. So this lady calls the police. Okay. So now like you got, I don't 18:11 Speaker 1 I don't know how many cop cars it takes 18:13 Speaker 1 or how many cops it takes to deal with the situation, 18:15 Speaker 1 but it's a lot of cops. 18:16 Speaker 1 Okay, there's cops everywhere all over the hotel. 18:19 Speaker 1 And so the manager, like the lady said, 18:21 Speaker 1 nope, wasn't my son, wasn't my son. 18:23 Speaker 1 Well, Savannah's over there and the cops like, 18:25 Speaker 1 hey, did he tell you he did it? 18:28 Speaker 1 And Savannah's like, yes. 18:30 Speaker 1 And then he's like, okay, I did it, right? 18:32 Speaker 1 And these are the random kids that you just met 18:35 Speaker 1 and you're never gonna see again. 18:36 Speaker 1 Okay, yes. 18:37 Speaker 1 So it's like, who cares about these people? 18:38 Speaker 1 Who cares about these people? 18:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 18:40 Speaker 1 point, I'm like, okay, what do we need to do? And the manager goes, well, everybody's 18:45 Speaker 1 getting evicted. And I said, what does that mean? And he goes, everybody's being evicted. 18:51 Speaker 1 And I said, you're like, like everybody? And he goes, Oh, yeah, last count, we have 15 18:56 Speaker 1 families that are being evicted from this kind of minium right now. Oh my God, 15 fucking 19:00 Speaker 1 families are kicking out. Jesus Christ. I'm sitting here and I go, wait a minute. I said, 19:04 Speaker 1 my son didn't do anything. I mean, he was with him and he's an idiot. And he saw it. But 19:08 Speaker 1 He wasn't the one door dinging or whatever. 19:11 Speaker 1 I'm like, he was just there. 19:12 Speaker 1 It's like, am I not our South case? 19:14 Speaker 1 Damn it, we should get this day. 19:15 Speaker 1 That's what I said. 19:16 Speaker 1 I said, wait a minute. 19:17 Speaker 1 I said, so hold on. 19:18 Speaker 1 Because they wanted Savannah to write a statement. 19:19 Speaker 1 And I said, whoa, whoa, hold on Savannah. 19:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, don't write anything. 19:22 Speaker 1 I said, we get to the room. 19:23 Speaker 1 I said, are you telling me where he victed? 19:25 Speaker 1 And the guy's like, yeah, to manage the room. 19:27 Speaker 1 You have one hour to leave. 19:29 Speaker 1 And this off, one of these officers 19:31 Speaker 1 is going to escort you to your room and help you pack. 19:34 Speaker 1 Dude. 19:35 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 19:36 Speaker 1 Help you pack. 19:37 Speaker 1 You have one hour and they're gonna help you pack. 19:38 Speaker 1 Well, but at this point, Megan's on the beach, 19:40 Speaker 1 25 white claws in, okay? 19:43 Speaker 1 I'm over here like, wait, what? 19:45 Speaker 1 And so I said, dude, this is crazy. 19:47 Speaker 1 So I said, okay, Santa, stop. 19:48 Speaker 1 I said, we're not gonna help you with this case, okay? 19:51 Speaker 1 We're done. 19:52 Speaker 1 And we're done here. 19:53 Speaker 1 If we're getting evicted, 19:53 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna help you take this guy down, right? 19:55 Speaker 1 Like this is stupid. 19:57 Speaker 1 So anyway, guys like, all right, suit yourself. 19:59 Speaker 1 He goes, officer, so-and-so, 20:01 Speaker 1 you're gonna be in charge of him, 20:03 Speaker 1 take him to his room and get him packed up 20:05 Speaker 1 and get him out here within an hour. 20:07 Speaker 1 And I'm sitting here like, I don't understand what's going on right now. 20:09 Speaker 1 Like, I, I, this is the first I've even heard of this. 20:12 Speaker 1 Carter didn't even mention anything to me last night. 20:14 Speaker 1 And at the end of the day, it's a door, I guess, got broken, but it wasn't even by 20:18 Speaker 1 one of our kids, but they weren't doing the stupid stuff, right? 20:21 Speaker 1 They were dinging and dashing and all that. 20:23 Speaker 1 But I'm just sitting here like, I don't want to do. 20:26 Speaker 1 So the cop takes me to my room and I'm like, and I'm like, yo, dude, I'm like, 20:30 Speaker 1 you got your body camera on right now, right? 20:31 Speaker 1 And he goes, yeah, I'm like, okay. 20:33 Speaker 1 Okay. 20:33 Speaker 1 because we need to talk about this. 20:35 Speaker 1 Like this seems like it's unlawful. 20:39 Speaker 1 What's going on right now? 20:40 Speaker 1 And I'm not like, I don't understand any of it, 20:43 Speaker 1 but I said, I don't think they can evict us. 20:45 Speaker 1 And he's like, well, technically, 20:47 Speaker 1 just like if you go to Walmart without a shirt on, 20:49 Speaker 1 they can tell you to leave. 20:50 Speaker 1 You know, you can tell anybody to leave a business 20:53 Speaker 1 for any reason. 20:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't think so. 20:56 Speaker 1 Like this is nuts. 20:57 Speaker 1 So maybe like, break a rule or something like that. 20:59 Speaker 1 And there like some kind of contour, 21:01 Speaker 1 some kind of contract you sign whenever you check in 21:03 Speaker 1 and like you put your name on there and I guess Mandy's gonna have to look through that and everything and 21:07 Speaker 1 But I mean it seems like they would uh 21:09 Speaker 1 want you to stay considering the fact that they didn't even have power when you got there and they haven't had internet three days and I'm sure 21:15 Speaker 1 That's got to come into play right also like you probably Wi-Fi for my sweet and I don't have any Wi-Fi 21:20 Speaker 1 And you didn't even have power what I got here you fuckers. It's great. Do the whole thing's crazy 21:25 Speaker 1 So now Megan is on the beach and she was not answering her phone and I told Carter 21:32 Speaker 1 I said hey like I need you to get your mom and the manager's like no no no he can't leave 21:37 Speaker 1 And I said wait a minute. I said are we being detained right now? 21:40 Speaker 1 Am I am I under arrest and the cops like no? 21:42 Speaker 1 I'm like then what are we doing like this is craziness right? 21:47 Speaker 1 So I had to pack everything up finally Megan got the memo like this is for real the funniest thing is I think at the time 21:56 Speaker 1 She had called me to tell me what was going on the situation because we were supposed to record 21:59 Speaker 1 lower than we are right now. And I just hear another lady in the background saying, we're getting 22:04 Speaker 1 evicted. I'm like, what? And yeah, all of us, all of us. And she's like, I don't know yet. Am I 22:08 Speaker 1 just be us or might be y'all to have no idea? But yeah, apparently that's what was going on at the same 22:14 Speaker 1 time. Everybody, everybody got evicted. So, so we're sitting here and I'm packing everything up and 22:19 Speaker 1 the cops like, look, dude, he's like, I'm gonna try to talk to him. He's like, this seems really 22:23 Speaker 1 crazy that you're getting evicted over this. I said, yeah, dude, a little bit. So he brings the manager 22:27 Speaker 1 back again. I said, I said, look, dude, here's, here's my, here's my plea. I don't want to move my 22:32 Speaker 1 crap. Okay. I said, but I also realized that other families aren't taking responsibility for their 22:36 Speaker 1 kids being idiots. My kid was with them, which means he's an idiot, just guilty by association. 22:42 Speaker 1 I said, just tell me how much the door is. If you're talking, the door is going to be $500 to fix. 22:46 Speaker 1 I'll fix it. If it's 1000, maybe we can, we can at least figure it out, right? And, and he goes, 22:52 Speaker 1 I tell the mange of this and he goes, um, no, no, the, the, the children are a hassle and 22:59 Speaker 1 they're scaring everybody that is staying here and all the families will leave. 23:02 Speaker 1 I'm like, bro, they're 11. 23:04 Speaker 1 Like they're idiots, but I don't know what to tell you. 23:07 Speaker 1 So we ended up getting evicted. 23:09 Speaker 1 We had to load all of our stuff into our car. 23:11 Speaker 1 We had one hour to do it with the police's assistance. 23:14 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:15 Speaker 1 It sounds like a fucking movie or something like you're, you're getting out of getting together 23:18 Speaker 1 or ransom and they got to give it to the cops and everything. 23:21 Speaker 1 And you get like, try to save somebody from dying. 23:23 Speaker 1 I mean, it sounds like I've never heard anything like this 23:25 Speaker 1 is absolutely insane. 23:26 Speaker 1 And none of us even know what's going on. 23:28 Speaker 1 Like, I'm just like, what? 23:29 Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, Carter, what did you do? 23:31 Speaker 1 And he's like, I didn't do anything. 23:33 Speaker 1 I swear, I was just with him. 23:34 Speaker 1 And I'm like, this is crazy. 23:36 Speaker 1 You know what's even crazier though, real quick? 23:39 Speaker 1 Keep your train of thought. 23:40 Speaker 1 So you just got kicked out. 23:40 Speaker 1 But remember, I told a story about when we say it that 23:42 Speaker 1 holiday. 23:43 Speaker 1 I'm going to turn the light on in here. 23:44 Speaker 1 Keep talking. 23:45 Speaker 1 We would say to that holiday in an express down there 23:46 Speaker 1 in Panama City. 23:48 Speaker 1 That was the one it was a resort style. 23:51 Speaker 1 And that was the one where I'm climbing over balconies 23:53 Speaker 1 or on the fourth store it. 23:54 Speaker 1 I'm just climbing over balconies. 23:55 Speaker 1 I did it like four times. 23:56 Speaker 1 I'm running from security guards. 23:58 Speaker 1 I'm falling down the stairs. 23:59 Speaker 1 They can't catch me. 24:00 Speaker 1 And I'm just making laps and loops around them. 24:02 Speaker 1 Not once did they ever call the cops. 24:03 Speaker 1 And even after that whole scenario, 24:06 Speaker 1 they didn't even kick us out. 24:06 Speaker 1 And the craziest thing was, 24:08 Speaker 1 no one there was even over the age of 26. 24:11 Speaker 1 And is that how would you got to be to run a condo 24:13 Speaker 1 or a hotel room or is it 21? 24:15 Speaker 1 I think it's 21. 24:16 Speaker 1 Okay, well none of us were over. 24:18 Speaker 1 are maybe only 24:19 Speaker 1 to us over twenty one to a small or twenty one 24:22 Speaker 1 and the rest of us were all minors 24:24 Speaker 1 uh... and they didn't even kick it out either because our buddies 24:26 Speaker 1 bomb with the one that uh... wrote for it she didn't come for us and are 24:30 Speaker 1 get come with us 24:31 Speaker 1 and so that's just kind of crazy that you're getting kicked out of the situation 24:34 Speaker 1 but i can climb back 24:36 Speaker 1 balcony said uh... panda was any beach at the 24:38 Speaker 1 the uh... would uh... what did i just say it was 24:41 Speaker 1 holiday express see i told you holiday express is our great this was a 24:44 Speaker 1 I'm telling you to do this whole thing, 24:46 Speaker 1 even when we left, or because we load everything up, 24:49 Speaker 1 and we had all that fish, right? 24:51 Speaker 1 I just fucking caught this fish. 24:53 Speaker 1 I mean, I got 10 pounds of fish that's in a bag in my fridge. 24:57 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what am I going to do? 24:58 Speaker 1 So Megan, of course, is just, at this point, 25:00 Speaker 1 I mean, the cops are there and she's just pissed, right? 25:02 Speaker 1 And she's talking to Casper, she's going to leave everything. 25:04 Speaker 1 And she's taking pictures of all the food in the fridge. 25:06 Speaker 1 We're going to charge. 25:07 Speaker 1 We're going to send a bill and this and that. 25:09 Speaker 1 And I'm going, OK, I need to call Manny. 25:12 Speaker 1 This is just a weird situation. 25:14 Speaker 1 I'm sure they can do it, but I don't know how that I don't get some type of like reimbursement 25:20 Speaker 1 So I'm calling Manny can't get ahold of them dude. I have like zero cell service in there 25:25 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's going through or whatever and so finally we get this car loaded up 25:29 Speaker 1 I 25:30 Speaker 1 Have the kids like legitimately sitting in seats holding items because mind you we have all of our groceries Megan's in the front 25:37 Speaker 1 Stacked to the ceiling with mannaes like under her chin and holding like eggs, right? 25:42 Speaker 1 And so I'm like, what are we gonna do? 25:44 Speaker 1 We have to find a place immediately. 25:45 Speaker 1 So I get on, I go across the street 25:49 Speaker 1 and there's this place called Lake Town Wharf. 25:51 Speaker 1 Like right across the street, it's beautiful resort. 25:53 Speaker 1 And I just walk in the front door and I'm like, 25:55 Speaker 1 yo, I'm like, you guys got any like condos? 25:58 Speaker 1 And they're like, oh yeah, we're gonna 25:58 Speaker 1 two better emotion view. 26:00 Speaker 1 And I was like, yeah, we just got kicked out of our other one. 26:02 Speaker 1 So, and they were like kicked out. 26:03 Speaker 1 I was like, I mean, I said, I thought I changed it. 26:07 Speaker 1 I said, we just got kicked out of our condo. 26:08 Speaker 1 She goes kicked out, excuse me. 26:11 Speaker 1 And I said, no, I'm sorry. 26:12 Speaker 1 We left. 26:13 Speaker 1 It was disgusting. 26:14 Speaker 1 We couldn't stay there. 26:15 Speaker 1 I'm mad at the same. 26:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, our kids are crazy as fuck. 26:18 Speaker 1 They got in trouble and they started breaking doors. 26:19 Speaker 1 We loved to be patrons here. 26:21 Speaker 1 Your condo, though. 26:22 Speaker 1 We won't do it anymore. 26:23 Speaker 1 They got it all out of them with the last one. 26:24 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:25 Speaker 1 So they gave us a room. 26:26 Speaker 1 Thank God. 26:27 Speaker 1 And it wasn't terrible. 26:29 Speaker 1 I mean, for the rest of the week, it's like $650, 26:31 Speaker 1 which isn't bad, because we're here till Saturday. 26:34 Speaker 1 But I'm just, I'm so overly pissed and confused. 26:39 Speaker 1 and I don't know what just happened. 26:41 Speaker 1 And I don't realize why the cops. 26:43 Speaker 1 Like, dude, they took my kids wristbands off of them, 26:50 Speaker 1 right there in front of the door. 26:51 Speaker 1 They're like, we need your wristbands right now. 26:53 Speaker 1 You guys are banned from the premises. 26:54 Speaker 1 And Sydney's like crying. 26:56 Speaker 1 And they're like, take care of wrist. 26:58 Speaker 1 And she's like, what do we do? 27:00 Speaker 1 And the manager's like, well, it's not you, sweetheart. 27:05 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, what are you talking about? 27:07 Speaker 1 It is all of us. 27:08 Speaker 1 Carter Carter's over here like he still I don't know if you know I talk anymore. He is 27:13 Speaker 1 Like when we loaded that car up and we and we left and I look back at him in the back seat 27:18 Speaker 1 And I was like what do you have to say for yourself dude like what cuz I'm at this point I'm pissed 27:24 Speaker 1 Vacation with a bunch of random Indiana. All right, you're fucking idiot. Come on now. The damn Hoosier. Thank good for nothing 27:30 Speaker 1 Why were you hanging out with him? I I'm 27:32 Speaker 1 I'm yeah, so we get here and when we're leaving, 27:37 Speaker 1 a couple of the other families are looking for a place, 27:40 Speaker 1 so we're like, hey, we found this place over here. 27:42 Speaker 1 So now they're all coming over here. 27:43 Speaker 1 So the boys, the kids that are on Carter's baseball team 27:48 Speaker 1 are out in the garage, they're like helping us load our stuff. 27:51 Speaker 1 Like, sorry, coach. 27:54 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, I'm glad you guys came. 27:57 Speaker 1 This is awesome, right? 27:58 Speaker 1 And I said, when are you guys gonna be out of here? 28:00 Speaker 1 The boy that had his video on the YouTube or Facebook, he goes, I don't know, but I got one more ding ditch 28:07 Speaker 1 In me or one more ding ditch in me or whatever. He's I'm like what he's like I'm gonna do it all the way out of here 28:19 Speaker 1 So yeah, so that's what we're dealing with I don't know how the vacation's gonna I'm telling you Brandon 28:23 Speaker 1 I almost just jumped in the car 28:25 Speaker 1 Savannah just looked at me and she's like we're going home aren't we and I was like I don't know well 28:29 Speaker 1 I'll tell you what, we were supposed to record at 5.30 Georgia time over here. And I, as soon as, you know, I'm getting all this information, this is about 4.30 when Chuck texts me, he's like, we got a little incident cop for here, but it should be okay. And then over the next hours when Megan's calling me like, Hey, I don't know what's going on up there. 28:45 Speaker 1 But Chuck said they've got cops and everything. So he might not be able to make the first record. And that's where he had the lady in the background say we're getting evicted. I'm like, Oh shit. So then, I don't know, maybe another 45 minutes later. 28:56 Speaker 1 as when Megan's like, okay, we got a victim. She sent me a picture of her with ranch and 29:00 Speaker 1 a Philly cheese steak pizza. And I'm like, I'm like, all right, well, it looks like we're 29:05 Speaker 1 probably recording at 10 30 at night when Chuck drives all the way back home to Georgia. 29:08 Speaker 1 Cause right? No fucking way he's going somewhere else. I was like, if the toss up, I know it's 29:11 Speaker 1 in his mind, like just drive home now or just go burn more cash at another fucking resort. 29:17 Speaker 1 So obviously now the question is though, before y'all got kicked out, did they say they were 29:21 Speaker 1 going to like reimburse you or give you anything else for not having any internet at all in 29:25 Speaker 1 the building. No, so the people that kicked us out have nothing to do with our stay, right? 29:30 Speaker 1 I mean, we booked, we booked a room through a third party management company. So I texted 29:35 Speaker 1 them and I'm like, yo, I'm getting evicted because my son, I guess, witnessed someone else 29:40 Speaker 1 kick a door and break it. And because he was with him, we're all getting evicted. And they 29:46 Speaker 1 were like, what? Like, like, they were like, what are you doing? And I'm like, yeah, we're 29:51 Speaker 1 getting kicked out right now. I have one hour in the place or here. And I said, I don't even 29:55 Speaker 1 know what I'm being evicted for. I mean I guess they kept telling me like well 30:01 Speaker 1 because he was with them and I'm like yeah but sir you don't understand. They 30:04 Speaker 1 were like 15 of them and you're evicted all of those families and they're like 30:09 Speaker 1 yeah. What world are we living in? Like don't get me wrong kids are idiots and 30:14 Speaker 1 do I like the ding ditch thing? No but but I mean they're kids dude. It's a good 30:19 Speaker 1 idea. This society is so stupid. But something went wrong here so how do they 30:25 Speaker 1 No Carter was involved with it. He just come out and say he was involved. Yeah, I could have just said he was 30:30 Speaker 1 I'm just walking by I don't know. He could have totally lied 30:33 Speaker 1 He could because he looked at the manager looked at the one kid that got busted on the ring 30:38 Speaker 1 He was the only one they had they had him right and then he goes who were you doing this with and 30:44 Speaker 1 Carter and his little buddy they were sitting over there and he goes were you guys with him and 30:49 Speaker 1 Carter's like yeah, we were with him. Oh 30:51 Speaker 1 That's where you can always lie to a manager or security guard. Just at the cops. That's when things get lost. No, what the cops 30:56 Speaker 1 This was the manager. Yeah, I lied that day. I know well and that's why I feel bad because I'm like cuz he goes 31:02 Speaker 1 You know, I really appreciate I really appreciate your boys being honest with me now. Get the fuck out 31:08 Speaker 1 Crazy dude. So all of them got kicked out those other kids dude 31:12 Speaker 1 Like you got think there were when I was there there were ten families being kicked out 31:18 Speaker 1 Every one of them had a police officer in their room helping them back 31:20 Speaker 1 I told the cop I know I told the cop my yo dude. I'm like you're not you're not grabbing my clothes 31:25 Speaker 1 Do like take the trash out like do it do something else you know I mean and he's like I'm so sorry dude 31:31 Speaker 1 I was like yeah, why are they making I would they making the cops pick your shit up? 31:35 Speaker 1 I don't know if you heard that I make it don't make any say how does the manager of a 31:39 Speaker 1 Establishment had the ability to tell the cops be like that's like saying like they get kicked out of a I don't know 31:44 Speaker 1 You get disorderly conduct in a restaurant the restaurant manager calls the cops kicks them out 31:47 Speaker 1 I all right officer. I need to clean all these plates to off this table. I need you to reset it before you leave 31:52 Speaker 1 That's fuck yeah, I don't know why they didn't just head the door propped open 31:56 Speaker 1 And they just stand there the entrance or something 31:58 Speaker 1 Just because it's not like you're gonna do like a fucking waco and hold yourself out inside of the day 32:02 Speaker 1 So by the end of it by the end of it the cops like amen 32:07 Speaker 1 Can I go stand outside? I mean, I don't think you're gonna like do it. I said yeah 32:12 Speaker 1 I don't even want you here like what are we doing man? Like what? 32:15 Speaker 1 Like why are you asking me and he's like okay, but I'm telling you it was like I guess it's some law here in Florida 32:22 Speaker 1 Like if a manager says I'm evicting it and this was probably a 32:26 Speaker 1 DeSantis thing this sounds like a DeSantis thing to me if a manager or a landlord says I want them evicted 32:32 Speaker 1 The cops come in and force it like immediately and that's what happened and the cop was like I guess I gotta do this 32:38 Speaker 1 I'm just like this is so freaking crazy 32:40 Speaker 1 Yeah 32:40 Speaker 1 If anything that was probably used to get squatters out, 32:43 Speaker 1 because I know Florida has a real big problem with squatters 32:45 Speaker 1 and squatters have like more rights than anybody else. 32:47 Speaker 1 But I don't say, I don't know how that would have worked. 32:49 Speaker 1 I don't know if you could have, well, 32:50 Speaker 1 I got probably not Florida, 32:51 Speaker 1 but if they didn't have like a like squatters law 32:54 Speaker 1 to where cops can come evict you, 32:56 Speaker 1 I mean, you probably could have barricade yourself 32:58 Speaker 1 in the room and just ate fish for the next week and a half 32:59 Speaker 1 and then just not left. 33:01 Speaker 1 This is my place. 33:02 Speaker 1 That's so stupid. 33:03 Speaker 1 I don't, again, I couldn't even be mad. 33:06 Speaker 1 Like at the end of it, Megan walked, Megan was hot, you know, 33:08 Speaker 1 And she got pulled off the beach for this. 33:10 Speaker 1 And she's like, is this really happening? 33:13 Speaker 1 Is this real life? 33:14 Speaker 1 And I was like, I guess. 33:16 Speaker 1 This is so ridiculous. 33:17 Speaker 1 I can't even like, I read Carter the text you said about, 33:22 Speaker 1 you know, like, hey, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he 33:24 Speaker 1 he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he 33:30 Speaker 1 he won't smile. 33:31 Speaker 1 He's just so like sad right now. 33:33 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it's uh, when you originally said some lady was 33:37 Speaker 1 was pulling the race card. I'm like, Oh, Jesus Christ. What are they yelling slurs at people 33:40 Speaker 1 over there with the I thought Sydney's mouth got a little wild again. She started saying 33:44 Speaker 1 slurs or what? No, no, no, dude. It was definitely, uh, it was definitely the Indiana lady. And 33:50 Speaker 1 she was definitely not happy that the manager was black and she made him know. And but yeah, 33:55 Speaker 1 you think I did see them. They came over as well. We have all of them over here. That 34:00 Speaker 1 fucking hotel right there. Or that condo you're at now is like, how do we just get 15 34:05 Speaker 1 fucking families that show up like in the past hour what the fuck's going on here 34:08 Speaker 1 and we're like oh yeah plays a disgusting over there we didn't get kicked out or 34:12 Speaker 1 anything so it's it's called the palms of Panama the palms of Panama City so 34:17 Speaker 1 if anybody is looking for a place to not stay it's the palms of Panama City and 34:21 Speaker 1 I'm sure that I'm probably gonna assume them before they sue me so they won't 34:24 Speaker 1 have a shot but that's that's the name of it yeah I say instead go to the holiday 34:29 Speaker 1 and express sweets because you can do whatever the fuck you won't over there 34:31 Speaker 1 for the most part they will not kick you out they'll give you a stern talking to 34:34 Speaker 1 They won't kick you out. So so now with the I know right you climb across 34:39 Speaker 1 Baukes and everything they don't give a damn over there 34:40 Speaker 1 But they were they told me to stop doing it because they didn't want to body to land on the deck down there because the whole 34:44 Speaker 1 Pull there. I mean there's like 200 people at the pool area in the patio area in the little tiki bar 34:48 Speaker 1 There's all point up at me looking at me 34:51 Speaker 1 And I did that like three times and off of them after I had a whole bottle of Malibu 34:55 Speaker 1 I mean that was I could have very easily died, but I had a good grip strength at the time 34:59 Speaker 1 Having to climb it over balcony recently. So I probably don't want to test that 35:02 Speaker 1 Chuck Yeager wouldn't have left and look at that. 35:06 Speaker 1 It would have just took his pants off. 35:07 Speaker 1 So really this whole situation, if the lady didn't come out 35:10 Speaker 1 calling the manager's black, they probably 35:13 Speaker 1 could have de-escalated it and just kicked that family out 35:15 Speaker 1 instead. 35:16 Speaker 1 You know, that's a good question because I asked the cop. 35:19 Speaker 1 I said, so why are we being evicted when you guys were 35:23 Speaker 1 called here because this lady said that she felt threatened? 35:26 Speaker 1 And he goes, what are you talking about? 35:28 Speaker 1 The manager called us. 35:30 Speaker 1 I was, oh, that lady should have called first. 35:32 Speaker 1 That's where he fucks up. 35:33 Speaker 1 What? 35:33 Speaker 1 So I think that's what I think the manager called immediately. 35:35 Speaker 1 Once he found the one kid, the kid on my baseball team 35:38 Speaker 1 that had his ring picture put up on Facebook, 35:43 Speaker 1 once he found that kid, I think he just called the cops. 35:46 Speaker 1 And he was just trying to be nice two of us, like, 35:48 Speaker 1 hey, how many kids can I roll in this thing? 35:50 Speaker 1 And the number just went through the roof, dude. 35:53 Speaker 1 I mean, just one little kid from Indiana, 35:54 Speaker 1 I was watching his interview with the manager. 35:57 Speaker 1 And he's like, he's like, man, he's like, 35:59 Speaker 1 I really hate to throw my buddies under the bus, 36:01 Speaker 1 But sometimes you got to throw him under the bus and he goes, he goes, 36:06 Speaker 1 he goes, so you know where they're at. 36:07 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh yeah, they're on the beach. 36:08 Speaker 1 I'm going to go get them for you. 36:09 Speaker 1 He goes, yeah, get as many as you can. 36:11 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 36:12 Speaker 1 Kid went down, walked up with like six kids and the manager's like, Hey, 36:16 Speaker 1 what's your name? 36:16 Speaker 1 What room are you in? 36:17 Speaker 1 And he's writing all this down. 36:18 Speaker 1 And the kids like, he's like, yeah. 36:20 Speaker 1 And then that kid got a unique. 36:22 Speaker 1 All the snitches in the scenario got evicted as well, which is fucking crazy. 36:26 Speaker 1 Uh, that's why you never snitch. 36:28 Speaker 1 You know, you're just, you were alone accomplice because they're going to, 36:30 Speaker 1 it's the same thing with the cops. 36:31 Speaker 1 this guy must be a wannabe cop. 36:33 Speaker 1 They're just gonna try to get you to testify against each other 36:34 Speaker 1 and then fuck you both at the end of the day. 36:36 Speaker 1 Especially, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised 36:38 Speaker 1 if they brought on rego charges for this situation. 36:40 Speaker 1 I mean, just for the back of this game, 36:42 Speaker 1 game charges. 36:43 Speaker 1 Do you think that I have a case? 36:44 Speaker 1 Do you think there's a case here of some sort? 36:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I don't see. 36:50 Speaker 1 All right, so what was Carter's statement to the cops? 36:53 Speaker 1 Did he have to make a statement to the cops at all? 36:55 Speaker 1 I never talked to the cops. 36:56 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, well, that's perfectly fine. 36:57 Speaker 1 There's just his word against the damn manager. 36:59 Speaker 1 The cop, because obviously, Carter, 37:00 Speaker 1 those kids prior to coming down there so you just be like I don't know I was just walking down the hall besides the baseball 37:05 Speaker 1 kid that actually did the situation but I mean at the same time it's like I can just be like I'm just walking down the hall 37:11 Speaker 1 you know I'm just guilty I'm just trying to get to my room you know I just see these guys busting you know doors down 37:15 Speaker 1 and ding dong ditching I just happen to be there and I got scared and I ran too so I think you probably have 37:21 Speaker 1 something here 37:24 Speaker 1 Especially since you know Savannah let him 37:26 Speaker 1 I just don't see how and going back to the kids off the beach. What did you tell him? I hey, I found this really cool guy that wants to talk to us. 37:33 Speaker 1 We know he said, Hey, the manager wants to talk to you guys because somebody broke a door and I told him it wasn't you, but he wants to talk to you. And they were like, Okay. And they went up. And then he's like, were you with them? And they were like, Yeah. And he's like, all right, get your parents. And they. 37:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 37:53 Speaker 1 And what's crazy is they're kicking these people out of magic. 37:56 Speaker 1 You're in a beach. 37:57 Speaker 1 Imagine how many people were hammered, like hammered. 38:00 Speaker 1 Right? 38:01 Speaker 1 Like if Megan was driving, there's no way that's going to happen. 38:04 Speaker 1 Luckily, I was just, I'd freaking with fishing this morning. 38:06 Speaker 1 I was laying in a pool. 38:07 Speaker 1 I was laying next to the pool drinking water. 38:09 Speaker 1 But I'm like, oh my God, this could have been really, really bad. 38:12 Speaker 1 I don't even know how you do that. 38:14 Speaker 1 Like, hey, take your family of five. 38:16 Speaker 1 We know you're twice the legal limit. 38:18 Speaker 1 See ya. 38:19 Speaker 1 And that's what these other families had to go through. 38:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, just drive across straight to be all right. We're not gonna have any roblox. We promise to get over there 38:25 Speaker 1 The breathalyzing as soon as you get there, uh, we know that's great. I've never seen heard about 38:30 Speaker 1 I forgot to tell you 38:32 Speaker 1 One of the moms that was good. You got evicted guess what she had on oh 38:37 Speaker 1 Oh daily. There's some sharp her crazy 38:42 Speaker 1 She's like yeah, we gotta get this guy though fuck out. It is lady out here. I got 38:45 Speaker 1 I'm just saying. 38:48 Speaker 1 Oh, that's good stuff, man. 38:50 Speaker 1 It's good stuff. 38:51 Speaker 1 That's wild. 38:51 Speaker 1 So, in Manny's saying anything, 38:53 Speaker 1 or you're saying not to talk about it too much, or... 38:55 Speaker 1 What does he not have to talk to him yet? 38:56 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't see why I can't talk about it. 38:58 Speaker 1 I mean, there's nothing I can do. 39:01 Speaker 1 I mean, it's at this point, I'm gonna talk to Manny, 39:02 Speaker 1 and hopefully he can do something. 39:04 Speaker 1 I just wanna get my money back 39:06 Speaker 1 and some pain and suffering, you know, like a thousand bucks. 39:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, so now what is, 39:10 Speaker 1 there's obviously a learning moment right here, right? 39:12 Speaker 1 Like, maybe don't throw each other under the bus, 39:14 Speaker 1 and then also don't include your, 39:17 Speaker 1 don't throw your other buddies under the bus 39:18 Speaker 1 and don't throw yourself under the bus as well. 39:20 Speaker 1 Because at the time, clearly they did not know 39:22 Speaker 1 the kid who kicked the door down. 39:23 Speaker 1 They didn't have any evidence or anything 39:25 Speaker 1 or else they would have brought that forward 39:26 Speaker 1 and found the kid and knew who he was 39:27 Speaker 1 and what room he was in. 39:28 Speaker 1 Because they could attract the cameras 39:30 Speaker 1 and the doorbells and figure out where he ended up at. 39:32 Speaker 1 So really, all these kids just snitched on themselves. 39:35 Speaker 1 Have you talked to any of the kids on the baseball team 39:38 Speaker 1 or you're talking about self snitching 39:40 Speaker 1 and how it can get you in even more trouble? 39:41 Speaker 1 And also not necessarily, like also when it comes to the cops, 39:45 Speaker 1 like, I just shouldn't say anything. 39:47 Speaker 1 And especially when it comes to a man, 39:48 Speaker 1 or don't tell that motherfucker nothing. 39:49 Speaker 1 So, unfortunately, I have not had a chance 39:53 Speaker 1 to talk to all of them. 39:54 Speaker 1 They're actually all checking into their hotels, right? 39:57 Speaker 1 Or their rooms right now. 39:58 Speaker 1 I'm the first one that got done enough 40:00 Speaker 1 to jump on here and record with you. 40:02 Speaker 1 And they're all coming over 40:03 Speaker 1 because we have all this frickin' fish. 40:04 Speaker 1 So I'm having a fish cooking, I'm cooking the fish tonight. 40:07 Speaker 1 But I am gonna talk to the boys. 40:08 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna say like, here's the deal. 40:10 Speaker 1 Like you should always be honest with your parents, 40:12 Speaker 1 a thousand percent, but you've got to be honest 40:14 Speaker 1 with your parents so they can steer you in the right direction 40:18 Speaker 1 when it comes to authority figures, 40:19 Speaker 1 because authority figures will take advantage of you. 40:21 Speaker 1 And they will do exactly what this guy did. 40:23 Speaker 1 If somebody asks you like, hey, who was with you? 40:25 Speaker 1 We know you did it. 40:27 Speaker 1 You just look at him and say, 40:28 Speaker 1 I'm not answering any of your questions. 40:30 Speaker 1 Like, I don't have to talk to you. 40:32 Speaker 1 And if we would have done that, none of this would have happened. 40:34 Speaker 1 Well, one kid would have been kicked out, 40:35 Speaker 1 but he deserved it. 40:36 Speaker 1 I mean, come on dude, it's a ring can't. 40:37 Speaker 1 Like, you should see the picture of him. 40:39 Speaker 1 I mean, he literally was like, in the camera, 40:47 Speaker 1 and you can see in one of the still frames 40:49 Speaker 1 him kicking the door, like his foot's back 40:51 Speaker 1 and he's kicking it, and it's like, 40:52 Speaker 1 what are you doing, man? 40:54 Speaker 1 But he, so he would have been, he'd have been toast. 40:56 Speaker 1 But the other kid, his buddy, Carter's buddy, 40:59 Speaker 1 his mom's like, did you do it? 41:01 Speaker 1 And he goes, no. 41:02 Speaker 1 And she's like, you didn't knock on a single door. 41:04 Speaker 1 And he goes, no. 41:06 Speaker 1 And Carter's standing next to him. 41:07 Speaker 1 And Carter looks over and he's like, 41:09 Speaker 1 And I looked at Carter and said is he lying Carter and he goes oh 41:15 Speaker 1 I said did he do it and Carter's like I don't know and finally the kids like alright. I did it on one 41:20 Speaker 1 But dude okay, I'm like you guys gotta be freaking honest dude like what are you doing? You can't lie to me 41:24 Speaker 1 But why did you know if we're gonna lie we're gonna be in this together. We're gonna get some representation 41:29 Speaker 1 You got a lot of them understand 41:31 Speaker 1 It's like the you know it's like a client attorney 41:33 Speaker 1 You know you can't lie to your turn you you're gonna screw him over and he's gonna fuck the case up and everything pretty much 41:37 Speaker 1 same thing here the kids client and you're like the attorney you're like are we gonna figure this 41:40 Speaker 1 thing now but I need no truth and then we need to figure out what to tell them and what not tell 41:44 Speaker 1 them and what to admit you little buddy your fuck your family's getting the fuck out of here all 41:48 Speaker 1 right but the rest of us can all stay if you're all shut your damn mouth I say pop all brothers 41:53 Speaker 1 like shut your damn mouth and I think Manny says that all the time uh uh uh fish with his closed 41:58 Speaker 1 mouth has never been caught so gotta learn how to shut the fuck up I've never made he say that is 42:04 Speaker 1 Is that true? Yeah, I'm gonna say like twice. 42:06 Speaker 1 Especially with the closed mouth has never been caught. 42:08 Speaker 1 So that's how people get caught all like, 42:10 Speaker 1 what was that the big biker gang that got in trouble 42:14 Speaker 1 back in the 90s? 42:15 Speaker 1 I came here to the levels. 42:16 Speaker 1 Is that the models where there was like 75 of them charged 42:19 Speaker 1 and every one of them went free 42:20 Speaker 1 because not one of them said a damn thing. 42:22 Speaker 1 They all come in and be like, 42:23 Speaker 1 oh, you buddy already said this or so and so said, 42:25 Speaker 1 this about you. 42:26 Speaker 1 And they just knew it was a lie 42:27 Speaker 1 because if the guy did say it, he's gonna be murdered. 42:29 Speaker 1 So they're not gonna do that. 42:30 Speaker 1 So if you can just keep everybody quiet 42:33 Speaker 1 keep them all to shut the fuck up. 42:35 Speaker 1 Really, there's really no case, no case at all. 42:37 Speaker 1 But in this scenario, which is good, 42:39 Speaker 1 did anybody at all make any statements to the cop? 42:42 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously you have the body cam footage. 42:44 Speaker 1 So is there anything crazy sad? 42:45 Speaker 1 Is there a drunk mom somewhere in there? 42:47 Speaker 1 I'd be like, oh, yeah, my kid did it. 42:48 Speaker 1 And all these kids were with this. 42:49 Speaker 1 And this, nah, did that happen or what? 42:52 Speaker 1 No, I don't know anything about that. 42:54 Speaker 1 I just know that they were the only statement they wanted 42:57 Speaker 1 was from Savannah. 42:58 Speaker 1 And I was going to have Savannah write a statement. 43:02 Speaker 1 So that way this kid from Indiana that broke the door, his parents would pay for it. 43:08 Speaker 1 And it's like, I think that's fair. 43:10 Speaker 1 I think if I'm a property manager, so he breaks my door, somebody should have to pay for that. 43:14 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, you know, Savannah knows the kid admitted it to her. 43:18 Speaker 1 I have no allegiance to this kid. 43:20 Speaker 1 That's fine. 43:21 Speaker 1 Well, then they're telling me I'm gonna be evicted and I'm like, wait a minute. 43:23 Speaker 1 Like, why don't I help? 43:25 Speaker 1 And I'm not going to have her help you in the case. 43:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm out, dude. 43:28 Speaker 1 So that was it. 43:29 Speaker 1 And, uh, but God was so embarrassing, dude. 43:31 Speaker 1 And the so embarrassing the last thing also I don't know what kind of shitty fucking doors they got there 43:37 Speaker 1 But how the fuck is an 11-year-old kicking down doors man? 43:40 Speaker 1 I mean every hotel I go to it's or condo is those you know at least two or three inch thick solid doors 43:46 Speaker 1 I mean this kid like fucking Bruce Lee reborn like how did he do the door? 43:50 Speaker 1 Some Anna said when we were checking out she's like I'm kind of glad we're leaving now that I know how bad the doors are 43:56 Speaker 1 I'm scared. I'm gonna 43:58 Speaker 1 It's like, it's a true state. 43:59 Speaker 1 Anybody can break it in murder. 44:00 Speaker 1 You're gonna have like a army of midgets 44:02 Speaker 1 just come in and just start slitting your throats 44:03 Speaker 1 and everything if the doors are that fucking flimsy. 44:05 Speaker 1 That's insane. 44:07 Speaker 1 Now I can't imagine though, the person probably on the inside 44:09 Speaker 1 of the condo is probably quite startled 44:11 Speaker 1 if they're in there and you just, 44:12 Speaker 1 a foot comes through their fucking door. 44:14 Speaker 1 Of course, of course, dude. 44:16 Speaker 1 I'm like, I get that. 44:17 Speaker 1 I like I told the manager, I'm like, 44:19 Speaker 1 hey, do these kids all need their butts whooped? 44:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:23 Speaker 1 Do they need to be dealt with? 44:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 44:26 Speaker 1 My son's gonna be dealt with. 44:27 Speaker 1 I can promise you that. 44:28 Speaker 1 But get a victim and 11 year old, 44:32 Speaker 1 like what are we doing? 44:33 Speaker 1 It's just cause none of the parents did anything 44:35 Speaker 1 and it's not like the kids stole anything 44:37 Speaker 1 or hurt somebody. 44:38 Speaker 1 Now, granted, like you said that one kid 44:40 Speaker 1 broke the door, destruction of property, 44:42 Speaker 1 he should be dealt with. 44:43 Speaker 1 If anything, that family should have been evicted maybe, 44:46 Speaker 1 but that's it. 44:47 Speaker 1 Like what are you, you're telling me any kid 44:49 Speaker 1 that was on that floor when it happened 44:50 Speaker 1 has to be kicked out of his hotel and he did. 44:53 Speaker 1 He evicted everybody. 44:54 Speaker 1 I guarantee there was like two kids though 44:56 Speaker 1 that just like we're like kind of staying back and they didn't they went to their parents didn't say a fucking word 44:59 Speaker 1 They're just like happened to be happened to be in the area to sell a group of kids 45:02 Speaker 1 And they're like oh my god. This is bad. Let's get the fuck out of there 45:04 Speaker 1 They're probably having a great time. Wonder what happened to y'all 45:06 Speaker 1 They probably saw all the cops and they're freaking out like oh my god are we next they're swarming the fucking time 45:10 Speaker 1 But nope, they made it 45:12 Speaker 1 Well, we'll have to get a old mad dog on here later this week or probably next week 45:17 Speaker 1 I want to chucks back in town and we'll see if you can make it through the rest of this condo without getting evicted 45:21 Speaker 1 Hopefully you also got to talk to him about retaliation because I know they're probably pissed about it 45:25 Speaker 1 like we go over there and fuck with them somehow do something over there. Oh, yeah. 45:30 Speaker 1 I know dude. I'm worried they're gonna do something stupid. How far away is that one 45:34 Speaker 1 condo from the old one? Cross the street. You definitely gotta tell them. Have a good 45:40 Speaker 1 talk to tonight about a don't re-attel it or you're probably going to jail and then we 45:44 Speaker 1 gotta stay down here and then your parents got to come back down for a quartet in Florida 45:48 Speaker 1 just probably gonna be in the middle of December when it's cold and no one wants to be at the 45:50 Speaker 1 the fucking beach, you know, and it's just crackheads walking around. 45:53 Speaker 1 So, you know, but I guess we'll see what the mad dog's taking on that is next week. 45:57 Speaker 1 But, uh, all right, if you're listening to a shout out, I already have podcasts or 46:00 Speaker 1 Spotify, be sure to lose the five star review and follow helps out a good bit. 46:03 Speaker 1 It really doesn't we see all doing it out of time, even more so now that we're 46:05 Speaker 1 giving away a PS five and 1000 reviews on the daily dose show Spotify. 46:09 Speaker 1 I think we're like eight 80 if you want to get on the list, send me a screenshot 46:12 Speaker 1 Brandon Thresh on Instagram with clues to on Facebook and we'll get you on the list. 46:15 Speaker 1 And we'll be doing on the live stream one day in the evening. 46:17 Speaker 1 and we'll just go spin to the list and hopefully somebody's here. 46:21 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got the Patreon down below. 46:23 Speaker 1 You've never paid advertising for the show, 46:25 Speaker 1 and I'm not scared. 46:26 Speaker 1 Hooker's, heroin, prostitutes, steroid frogs, 46:29 Speaker 1 Chuck's eviction bills maybe are lawyer fees. 46:31 Speaker 1 We might see what's going on with that, 46:32 Speaker 1 but we appreciate it. 46:33 Speaker 1 All the marketing is doing very well, 46:35 Speaker 1 or the numbers are going up, so we appreciate you gas. 46:38 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got DailyDohShow.com as well. 46:40 Speaker 1 Go over there, check it out, get all the information 46:42 Speaker 1 on the show as well as the merch store 46:44 Speaker 1 and Michael Germany Run Force, 46:45 Speaker 1 and all the proceeds go to him for all the videos 46:47 Speaker 1 and thumbnails and all the behind the scenes stuff he does. 46:49 Speaker 1 We appreciate that. 46:50 Speaker 1 So does he don't forget we're live on Rumble and YouTube, 46:53 Speaker 1 the Daily Doze Show every time we record these 46:55 Speaker 1 and then they're released the next day on Spotify. 46:58 Speaker 1 We're up to about 300 on the YouTube. 47:00 Speaker 1 So here shortly we will be releasing them a day early up there. 47:04 Speaker 1 Check, yeah, I think that that. 47:06 Speaker 1 No, I'm good. 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All right. 47:08 Speaker 1 I'm going to get to it. 47:10 Speaker 1 Daily Doze, the news. 47:12 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of the new daily dose of dawn news for you daily dose of the news 47:27 Speaker 1 daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from Brandon. 47:33 Speaker 1 He's done. 47:35 Speaker 1 The latest under fire after his SNL monologue. 47:38 Speaker 1 So this is a very hot topic right now. 47:40 Speaker 1 And it seems like every about every two weeks as of lately, 47:45 Speaker 1 there's something that's going on that's just enraging women. 47:47 Speaker 1 They're just going crazy. 47:48 Speaker 1 They've got these crazy claims on the internet. 47:50 Speaker 1 They're just freaking the fuck out over something. 47:52 Speaker 1 This has been going down for about five days now. 47:55 Speaker 1 I know Shane's loving it. 47:56 Speaker 1 I mean, you're getting a lot of publicity. 47:57 Speaker 1 The first time he got kicked off SNL, 47:59 Speaker 1 really jumped started his career. 48:00 Speaker 1 That's honestly the best way to do it. 48:02 Speaker 1 It's just get fired from SNL. 48:03 Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, this guy must actually be funny 48:05 Speaker 1 if he's not on SNL. 48:06 Speaker 1 I'm not an SNL fan. 48:08 Speaker 1 I never really have been. 48:09 Speaker 1 I don't really, I'm not a big fan of the skits they do. 48:11 Speaker 1 It's kind of cool. 48:12 Speaker 1 I guess see other actors and whatnot go through it. 48:14 Speaker 1 But obviously what Shane is under fire for is saying, 48:19 Speaker 1 he hasn't been to the gym a while. 48:20 Speaker 1 And when he got there, he doesn't realize 48:21 Speaker 1 all the women there dress like horse. 48:25 Speaker 1 And that's what women are freaking out about. 48:27 Speaker 1 They're like, oh, there's fat pieces of shit 48:28 Speaker 1 saying I'm dressed like a whore. 48:30 Speaker 1 And what he's claiming is they got these tiny, tiny shorts 48:33 Speaker 1 that are artificial, mate colored, like neon green. 48:35 Speaker 1 They got all these lines and they're all stitched up 48:37 Speaker 1 and where it all comes together is right there on their butthole 48:40 Speaker 1 and everybody's, you know, they're, 48:43 Speaker 1 everyone's affected by cancel culture 48:45 Speaker 1 because everyone in there's doing fucking TikTok videos 48:48 Speaker 1 instead of actually working out. 48:49 Speaker 1 And God forbid if there's a woman in front of you 48:51 Speaker 1 and you catch a glimpse of her asshole or her titties, 48:53 Speaker 1 you're gonna be all over there and that 48:54 Speaker 1 and you're gonna be the bad guy. 48:56 Speaker 1 Instead of the woman that's out there half naked in the gym. 48:59 Speaker 1 And this comes two weeks after women are bitching 49:02 Speaker 1 at Sydney Sweeney for being naked on a gambling commercial. 49:04 Speaker 1 Are you fucking kidding me? 49:06 Speaker 1 But it's okay to be half naked in the gym. 49:08 Speaker 1 I don't understand what's going on here. 49:10 Speaker 1 Chuck, have you seen anything about this 49:11 Speaker 1 and do you know what's going on? 49:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I saw it. 49:13 Speaker 1 I saw his monologue and I watched it. 49:16 Speaker 1 I think it's funny, but it's really not even 49:19 Speaker 1 that it's funny as it's just true. 49:22 Speaker 1 I mean, like everything he said, dude, 49:24 Speaker 1 like when I go to the gym and I used to go to 49:27 Speaker 1 in your planet fitness and it was amazing to me 49:32 Speaker 1 to me that some of the women were even allowed to come in wearing what they're wearing. 49:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the one with the the lunk alarm, right? Like you're being too big in there? 49:41 Speaker 1 I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need a whore. 49:45 Speaker 1 Yes, because what you see is you see a lot of, um, a lot of sports bras, right? I mean, 49:51 Speaker 1 like women have gotten to the point now where they only wear sports bras when they work 49:55 Speaker 1 out, which whatever, I mean, I don't complain. It's not like I'm sitting here going, oh, 49:58 Speaker 1 still gross, right? But you look at what they wear, they're obviously wearing these clothes 50:04 Speaker 1 because they want attention. So, you know, if a girl, if you don't want a guy staring at 50:09 Speaker 1 you, don't wear yoga pants with a sports bra and the ones that he's talking about are the 50:14 Speaker 1 ones that like you, it's like that, it's like a buttlet. It makes sure it's called, like, 50:19 Speaker 1 it makes your butt look different and makes your butt look like you got a really good butt, 50:22 Speaker 1 right? Because they're all like scrunched up and just the way they made it. It's true 50:28 Speaker 1 And the videos that they're making, the YouTube's or the TikToks and all that stuff, women go to the gym now, I'd say half of them. 50:37 Speaker 1 They go just to be seen and just for that. 50:40 Speaker 1 Videos. 50:42 Speaker 1 There's a chicken there making videos. 50:44 Speaker 1 And that's what she's there for. 50:45 Speaker 1 You know, she knows she's half naked in the gym. 50:47 Speaker 1 She knows she's she's she's hoping because the only videos that ever do good are the ones where like in the background, you see a guy like staring at her ways. 50:53 Speaker 1 He's like lifting and whatnot. 50:54 Speaker 1 A little motivation for the guy, right? 50:56 Speaker 1 Because all the other ones, they flop, right? 50:58 Speaker 1 So all they're trying to do is they're trying to, you know, entice someone to look at them and then their their 51:04 Speaker 1 exploit that on the internet 51:06 Speaker 1 You know for their own views now the thing that thing that I don't think people are really hearing is 51:12 Speaker 1 Shane is not calling anybody in there a whore. They're saying you dress like a whore kind of like the same scenario 51:18 Speaker 1 We're like you're acting like a bitch. I'm not calling you a bitch 51:21 Speaker 1 You just acting like one how one would act or 51:24 Speaker 1 or you're acting like a pussy. 51:26 Speaker 1 Not saying you are a pussy, 51:27 Speaker 1 but you're acting like how a pussy would be acting. 51:29 Speaker 1 So I don't think they're, 51:31 Speaker 1 I don't know if their comprehension skills 51:33 Speaker 1 are the best right now, because it's assimilate. 51:37 Speaker 1 You're describing something like something else, 51:39 Speaker 1 but you're not saying that that's what it is. 51:41 Speaker 1 It's not definitive. 51:42 Speaker 1 So I don't know where they're getting the lines 51:44 Speaker 1 misdrawn and apparently they completely missed 51:47 Speaker 1 the entire first part of the monologue 51:48 Speaker 1 where he's talking about how he's, 51:49 Speaker 1 he hit fat rock bottom and he's like, 51:51 Speaker 1 I gotta lose weight. 51:51 Speaker 1 He's like, I knew it was bad when I was in a Bud Light 51:53 Speaker 1 commercial every 10 minutes on TV. 51:56 Speaker 1 And he was like, so I had to start going to the gym. 51:57 Speaker 1 And that's when he starts going saying, you know, 52:00 Speaker 1 women that they're dressing like hoars. 52:02 Speaker 1 And then he just goes back to pretty much just bashing himself, 52:04 Speaker 1 how weird he looks and odd. 52:06 Speaker 1 And he's starting to look like a lesbian or something. 52:08 Speaker 1 So really it was more just self-deprecation. 52:10 Speaker 1 Is it deprecation? 52:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, deprecation, not deprecation. 52:12 Speaker 1 Everybody's sheeting pants. 52:14 Speaker 1 Self-deprecation. 52:15 Speaker 1 So I don't really understand, you know, 52:19 Speaker 1 how we're getting so mad. 52:20 Speaker 1 I mean, the women have been in the spotlight though, 52:21 Speaker 1 for about a month. 52:22 Speaker 1 because you've got, we go from Lindsay Clancy, right? 52:25 Speaker 1 Oh, this is all with it about six weeks. 52:27 Speaker 1 You got Lindsay Clancy, who's murdering their kids, 52:29 Speaker 1 her kids, and women are coming out saying, 52:31 Speaker 1 I understand why she did it or, 52:33 Speaker 1 no, she didn't do it, her husband did it. 52:35 Speaker 1 We need to stand with this Lindsay, 52:37 Speaker 1 who's murdering her children. 52:39 Speaker 1 Two weeks later, you got the Sydney Sweeney thing 52:42 Speaker 1 with the Novik commercial. 52:43 Speaker 1 She's a hot, beautiful one, 52:45 Speaker 1 who is showing just as much on TV 52:48 Speaker 1 as you would see at a public beach or a pool, 52:52 Speaker 1 or in this case, the gym. 52:54 Speaker 1 They hate her for it. 52:55 Speaker 1 And then you get, then now they're mad at Shane 52:57 Speaker 1 for calling out how women are skimpily dressing. 53:00 Speaker 1 And now they're saying that is empowering 53:02 Speaker 1 and you're setting women back. 53:03 Speaker 1 So I am so confused. 53:05 Speaker 1 There's a lot of credibility being lost right here 53:07 Speaker 1 over the past six weeks for women. 53:09 Speaker 1 And they're saying Sydney's swinging them backwards. 53:13 Speaker 1 I don't think that's the case. 53:14 Speaker 1 I think you're doing it to yourselves. 53:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think, you know, again, I don't, I'm not complaining. 53:19 Speaker 1 I'm not saying that women should not wear these things. 53:21 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm a straight male. 53:24 Speaker 1 Okay, I think they should. 53:25 Speaker 1 I think that I support whatever decision they have. 53:27 Speaker 1 I think we're moving in the right direction 53:29 Speaker 1 with what they wear to the gym, right? 53:31 Speaker 1 But don't expect to have some moral high ground 53:34 Speaker 1 where you're like, oh my God, who was looking? 53:36 Speaker 1 Okay, shut up, you want it. 53:38 Speaker 1 The thing that I've noticed, and this is really crazy to me, 53:42 Speaker 1 and I've seen it over the last few days, 53:43 Speaker 1 I was gonna talk about this more today 53:47 Speaker 1 before my eviction happened, 53:48 Speaker 1 is, you know, women, I've never seen young girls, like 14 to 16 wearing thongs. And I'm 54:05 Speaker 1 sitting here and, you know, I'm at the beach and I'm like, you know, with my family. 54:08 Speaker 1 Someone like bikini thongs? 54:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. And I'm, and I see these girls walk up and they're like, you know, maybe, dude, 54:15 Speaker 1 And I'm going crazy. 54:15 Speaker 1 Maybe they're 15. 54:17 Speaker 1 Maybe they're 15. 54:19 Speaker 1 And they all have thongs on. 54:21 Speaker 1 And I made the comment to Megan and I said, dude, I would, I would lose my mind 54:26 Speaker 1 if Savannah ever tried to wear one of those while she lives under my roof. 54:31 Speaker 1 Right. 54:31 Speaker 1 And the one that got me was today, I heard one of the girls, she was again, 13, 14 years old. 54:38 Speaker 1 She's wearing the tiniest little thong you've ever seen. 54:41 Speaker 1 And she goes, papa, papa. 54:43 Speaker 1 And it was this old man and he's like, yes, we, she's like, can I go get a virgin strawberry 54:48 Speaker 1 daiquiri? And he's like, yeah, here's my card. I'm going, this is his grandkid, dude wearing a 54:54 Speaker 1 phone. That's weird. And she's like, it's like so weird. And so, you know, when these women wear 54:59 Speaker 1 these things, especially at a young age, which is that's where it's starting now, it's just 55:03 Speaker 1 socially accepted that women can wear thongs. And I'm like, I don't think it should be because 55:08 Speaker 1 It's it's it's sexualizing right I mean the thong it's not because of the tan line. We're not stupid guys aren't stupid 55:15 Speaker 1 You know, I swear a thong cuz my tan. No you wear a thong cuz you want guys to stare at you. That's it 55:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, and now you're letting these young girls do it. It's crazy 55:22 Speaker 1 So it's starting earlier and earlier dude and the sports brought thing and the yoga pants it tries me crazy 55:29 Speaker 1 But hey, what am I gonna do? Yeah, and it's also kind of like you know 55:33 Speaker 1 I saw actually Germany was going at it with this chicken in the in the comments on the Facebook post about it. She's like 55:42 Speaker 1 She's like but in where you know, they're shirtless all the time and whatnot 55:45 Speaker 1 But okay with none of this a shirtless man for the most part is not sexual at all 55:49 Speaker 1 All right, maybe a little bit depending on what he is, but at the beach 55:52 Speaker 1 We're wearing swim trunks 55:53 Speaker 1 We're not wearing things that show our dick outline and our balls and whatnot like that would that be a good idea if we walked around all the time 55:59 Speaker 1 and like spandex that just 56:01 Speaker 1 accentuated our balls and our our our our weiner down there. All right. That's also the problem. It's like you're leaving 56:08 Speaker 1 You know exactly what this like going back to the one of the gym 56:11 Speaker 1 You know exactly what they look like underneath like if they've got a husband or something like that or a boyfriend 56:15 Speaker 1 Like we all know what you're dealing with man. We can we can see everything we see every line every crease every bump every hill 56:20 Speaker 1 Every valley we know what's going on in there. So it's just it's I think it just goes back to maybe a little bit of self-respect 56:26 Speaker 1 But I also think this is the only fans culture that is really pushing this as well saying like oh go girl 56:30 Speaker 1 You know, I make a you know $10 million a month from showing my naked self when in reality 56:35 Speaker 1 That's like it maybe a hundred creators in the world that are making that much of money 56:39 Speaker 1 And there's really only I'd say max max ten thousand that are even making enough to do a living because I've always said 56:47 Speaker 1 Problem is you got his girl. That's here. You know hometown girl. It's like oh man. I'm kind of cute 56:52 Speaker 1 All the boys in my hometown like me 56:54 Speaker 1 Let me start an only fans and instead you make like $300 and now everyone in your town is just seeing you naked and now 56:59 Speaker 1 Now, it's just that the now's going on. 57:01 Speaker 1 I'm so confused with it. 57:02 Speaker 1 And it's the slippery slope for sure. 57:05 Speaker 1 Sex work, not even just sex work, 57:07 Speaker 1 but just showing off, you know, only fans. 57:09 Speaker 1 It's just, I don't know what we're teaching these girls. 57:13 Speaker 1 I think it's just the society. 57:15 Speaker 1 I think it's just the modern generation. 57:17 Speaker 1 And I know we sound like old people. 57:19 Speaker 1 Because I think that's just where it's going. 57:21 Speaker 1 It's more and more of that. 57:22 Speaker 1 But the problem is they want it both ways. 57:25 Speaker 1 They want to say, hey, I can wear this or I can do that. 57:27 Speaker 1 and I can sexualize whenever I want, 57:30 Speaker 1 but you can't talk about it and you can't enjoy it 57:35 Speaker 1 and you can't stare at me and it's like, what do we do? 57:37 Speaker 1 It's just, I'm just glad I'm married, dude. 57:39 Speaker 1 I'm glad that though I'm done. 57:40 Speaker 1 I don't have to worry about dating anymore 57:42 Speaker 1 because you're gonna have a hard time 57:44 Speaker 1 finding a good one. 57:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know we gotta have like a research 57:48 Speaker 1 or what's it called, like a reset 57:50 Speaker 1 or go back to like colonial times 57:51 Speaker 1 and like wearing the big old dresses and everything. 57:53 Speaker 1 Like a good in between. 57:54 Speaker 1 You want to go back to that? 57:57 Speaker 1 Uh, yes, kind of like unwrapping a present. 57:59 Speaker 1 You hope you got a good one. 58:00 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 58:01 Speaker 1 You're like, I hope she's good underneath. 58:04 Speaker 1 That's what I always wondered about, uh, like Middle Eastern men, like when they're 58:07 Speaker 1 trying to find the right one and all you can go off of is the eyes. 58:11 Speaker 1 Like that's scary. 58:12 Speaker 1 And because I you guarantee you I would get a girl through a messed up grill. 58:17 Speaker 1 Some huge nose. 58:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're back there. 58:19 Speaker 1 It's, uh, you're like checking their tags, like extra large. 58:22 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 58:23 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. 58:25 Speaker 1 I get it. 58:25 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 58:26 Speaker 1 And I answer a spot. 58:28 Speaker 1 I take that one. 58:29 Speaker 1 Scary, dude. 58:30 Speaker 1 I couldn't do it. 58:31 Speaker 1 So we'll have to see what happens. 58:33 Speaker 1 Maybe, I mean, it's very also very 58:36 Speaker 1 possible to wear just leggings and a long t-shirt 58:38 Speaker 1 to the gym. 58:39 Speaker 1 It's not that hard to do that. 58:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, remember the 80s? 58:43 Speaker 1 They used to wear their thongs over top of their spandex pants. 58:46 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah. 58:46 Speaker 1 Look at that. 58:47 Speaker 1 Bring that bag. 58:48 Speaker 1 That was cool. 58:49 Speaker 1 That was cool. 58:51 Speaker 1 Just like I love that part. 58:52 Speaker 1 That part was fun. 58:53 Speaker 1 did I did all right well we're gonna go ahead and get out of here we appreciate 58:57 Speaker 1 everybody coming on through hopefully old Charles will be in the same recording 59:01 Speaker 1 location tomorrow doesn't get evicted and over the internet survives and we'll 59:05 Speaker 1 get through this weekend that we'll be back to normal schedule programming next 59:09 Speaker 1 week back in our home studios and we appreciate it I know Chuck's got to go 59:13 Speaker 1 give a speech I don't know if he's prepared one or not for these young boys 59:16 Speaker 1 about snitching and retaliation and how to do it and how not to so yeah I think 59:22 Speaker 1 where we get on at a hill. 59:23 Speaker 1 I'll let you know how it goes, Ben. 59:24 Speaker 1 I'll take notes for you. 59:25 Speaker 1 OK, sounds good. 59:26 Speaker 1 Can't wait to hear about tomorrow. 59:27 Speaker 1 See you later, bye.