Chuck's Locked Up (Probably) EP-410 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-13


This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a black hole son. I ain't going with a 0:04 Speaker 1 minute to a Tuesday and on this day back in 1985 and attend to release the iconic 0:08 Speaker 1 video game Sir Super Mario Brothers. We appreciate everybody being here. A quick 0:13 Speaker 1 word of buys by our attorneys real quick. Morning when you're about to hear the 0:16 Speaker 1 funny shit in your life with that being said the comments made by Brandon 0:18 Speaker 1 Chuck do not reflect their views. Everything said in the show is protected under 0:20 Speaker 1 parody law in no way shape or form is anything said or done on the show is real. 0:23 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. Enjoy the show. Alright, my name is Brandon Thrasar 0:26 Speaker 1 the daily dough show. We don't know what Chuck Charles Iron Fist is. He might be 0:30 Speaker 1 in jail, he might be dead. I don't quite know what's going on with them. The show starts 0:33 Speaker 1 to take off and then Chuck just wants to check out and just not show up. So the cops 0:37 Speaker 1 might have got him from yesterday. But we have a crazy mark over here filling in for 0:43 Speaker 1 him. How you doing over there? Crazy Mark? I'm doing good, Bryn. How you doing? This is 0:46 Speaker 1 the first time you and I are doing this solo. Yeah. Well, it's not really solo. If there's 0:50 Speaker 1 two of us here, is it? Well, the last time that I was on here was with Chuck when you 0:55 Speaker 1 were dying on 4th of July a year ago. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Say I missed that one episode. 1:01 Speaker 1 So we got iron fisted over here. What's up man. I say Mark, were you a video game kid 1:05 Speaker 1 growing up or not? Oh dude, I was a Nintendo freak dude. Super Mario brothers was the shit 1:12 Speaker 1 dude. I solved it. I used to do all the 100 lives. I used to do it all man. I love that 1:18 Speaker 1 game. Yeah, I got into like the portable stuff right there at it was like the end of game 1:24 Speaker 1 because I remember my buddy Ryan bought, got a Game Boy for Christmas and then like a month later 1:28 Speaker 1 they stopped supporting it and making new games for it. So I was like, 1:31 Speaker 1 damn, that sucks man. And I wanted a Game Boy. But my dad's like, no, they don't even make 1:34 Speaker 1 games for it anymore. So I ended up getting a DS and I remember Super Mario being on there 1:37 Speaker 1 and it played a lot of Pokemon and everything. I don't see kids doing a lot of handhelds anymore 1:41 Speaker 1 though. I don't think so either. Even the PlayStation was like the last big one that came out. 1:47 Speaker 1 I do have. Yeah. I know one of my daughters has like every Nintendo Game Boy that's ever been out. 1:53 Speaker 1 She saved them all. I know I got the Nintendo switch because it's got like a party game on it that you can do with your phones and stuff. I don't know if you've ever played the Nintendo switch party game where you like 2:07 Speaker 1 Get on your cell phones like oh yeah. No, yeah, I know you're talking about I've seen people do that before. Yeah, it's kind of odd. I remember there's also something back in the day is that you can link all your phones together and it'd be like one big spinker speaker going on. 2:19 Speaker 1 But it's just fucking sound terrible. It sounded awful. But also on today back in 2008. This is crazy 2:26 Speaker 1 I don't remember this at all but it feels weird about it five synchronized bomb blast struck crowded locations in Delhi, India 2:32 Speaker 1 Killing at least 30 people. I mean India is packed the fuck out 2:35 Speaker 1 How do you got five bombs and you only kill 30 people? That just doesn't make a whole lot of sits to me 2:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, because there's like a lot of people per like inch 2:42 Speaker 1 I mean, there's like on the streets you see the movies 2:45 Speaker 1 There's a hundred fucking people in like a store at one time. Yeah, so I don't know how how you how you fail that 2:52 Speaker 1 Unless they were just like little tiny like bait bombs or something. They use batteries and shit 2:55 Speaker 1 I wonder how many flies they got though. There's a shit 2:59 Speaker 1 Fuck time flies. Yeah iron fizzes. This is crazy mark cuz we don't know where Chuck is he could be in jail 3:03 Speaker 1 We don't know he's not answering. We got the Germany in here. What up. Yep. We got crazy mark for us today 3:09 Speaker 1 Let's see anything else interesting happen today. Okay back in 1996 to pop 3:13 Speaker 1 a secure died at 25 in Las Vegas six days after a drive by shooting. I don't think I realized he'd 3:18 Speaker 1 last at six days. Six days after he got shot. Yeah, he was still alive. So I have no idea. I thought 3:25 Speaker 1 he was dead like the day after. Yeah, I did too. I thought he died in the street because I thought 3:30 Speaker 1 the account for asking him like who did this and he told him. What year was that? 96. 96. So 87. 3:37 Speaker 1 I was 20 years old, 20, 20, 20, 21 years old then. 3:43 Speaker 1 Nice, nice. 3:44 Speaker 1 So that's about all that happened today for the most part. 3:48 Speaker 1 But say we had the Falcons game last night, that shit was just, it was typical Falcons. 3:53 Speaker 1 I mean, that's like the last recap of sport. 3:55 Speaker 1 So the only good thing about last night is the Brewers did win. 3:58 Speaker 1 So they're up 1-0 on the LA. 4:00 Speaker 1 But the Falcons, man, God, don't mind it. 4:02 Speaker 1 They just gave it away there at the end. 4:03 Speaker 1 But, you know, I'm really not too mad at it. 4:05 Speaker 1 mad at it. I mean, they played a good game. They can learn off of this and at least it 4:09 Speaker 1 wasn't a fucking blowout like fucking Panthers game. Yeah, but go ahead. Now continue to go. 4:16 Speaker 1 No, I like I root for the Falcons. I'm not really in a football. My die hard, you know, 4:21 Speaker 1 I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry to say it. I'm sorry to say it, but I 4:27 Speaker 1 grew up in like the Bernie Coza or age. And you know, I'm not really a big football sport 4:35 Speaker 1 sports person, but I'm a Browns fan by heart, but I root for the Falcons because I live 4:39 Speaker 1 here. 4:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I say the craziest thing I was talking with someone about this the other day about 4:43 Speaker 1 with the Browns, you know, at Las Vegas is actually to a point now where they're like 4:46 Speaker 1 actually doing good because they've got number one picks. I don't understand how the Browns, 4:50 Speaker 1 they have number one picks every year for the most part and they're still asked. It just 4:54 Speaker 1 doesn't make sense. Like they should have, they should have like a star studded team 4:58 Speaker 1 that get the number one pick every year. We should get to the playoffs at least them. 5:02 Speaker 1 I know it's pretty sad. It's fucked up. But I'll say the Falcons last night. I think everybody 5:06 Speaker 1 had a heart attack when two came in last night. We just knew it was not going to be 5:09 Speaker 1 good. It was going to be bad. The he threw one good pass to Drake London and he called 5:14 Speaker 1 it a fucking night. He's like, all right, let me throw it to the fucking defense now. 5:17 Speaker 1 Like Jesus Christ, dude. 5:18 Speaker 1 I heard my paycheck. Yeah. I, I saw Pennix was talking after the game. You're saying that 5:23 Speaker 1 they got the ball first. He probably would have been able to go out there. So I don't 5:26 Speaker 1 know. I guess the fans keep pulled him off the sideline or sideline. And he didn't want 5:29 Speaker 1 to hurt because he's got a rip in three hoping he's back by next week because by guy we got 5:33 Speaker 1 to have a back if not it's just just bad. It's got to have something back. We don't have 5:37 Speaker 1 back next week we might as well just take this season so we get a first round pick and I guess 5:40 Speaker 1 we'll pick up another fucking quarterback. I have no idea what we're doing here. I don't 5:44 Speaker 1 believe it and I just hey go Brown's one one year we'll win again back in the 70s we were good 5:54 Speaker 1 and then shit just went downhill from there. 5:56 Speaker 1 Yep, nope, yep, yep, feel that for ya. 5:58 Speaker 1 But how's your day been over there, crazy Mark? 6:01 Speaker 1 I know you've been, you're doing electrician work 6:03 Speaker 1 and you also told me today you had to go pick up 6:05 Speaker 1 an excavator tomorrow or something near Virginia 6:08 Speaker 1 and you gotta go dig some holes. 6:09 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, so I actually, our shop is in rock, Mark. 6:13 Speaker 1 I live in basically Carter'sville. 6:16 Speaker 1 So the, I went to rock, Mark loaded up the excavator. 6:19 Speaker 1 It's a little bit bigger one than what you got. 6:21 Speaker 1 It's got air conditioning, heat and all that 6:23 Speaker 1 and we got a tiltbed trailer. 6:25 Speaker 1 The GMC Denali is loaded down, 6:27 Speaker 1 is actually sitting in my driveway now. 6:30 Speaker 1 I have to go up to Bluntville. 6:33 Speaker 1 You would like that name? 6:33 Speaker 1 I have. 6:34 Speaker 1 Bluntville, Tennessee tomorrow. 6:36 Speaker 1 It's like 20 minutes from Virginia 6:38 Speaker 1 and it's four hours and 20 minutes from my house 6:42 Speaker 1 with no traffic. 6:43 Speaker 1 Why the fuck you going all the way up there? 6:44 Speaker 1 Do y'all do work there? 6:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, we do a some work for a company 6:50 Speaker 1 in Chattanooga area. 6:52 Speaker 1 And they like our work so much and they're like, 6:54 Speaker 1 we don't like our other electricians. 6:56 Speaker 1 We like you to do everything. 6:58 Speaker 1 So my boss is like, we'll do it. 7:01 Speaker 1 Nice, nice. 7:02 Speaker 1 I mean, mine as well. 7:03 Speaker 1 They want you to, they're gonna keep paying you. 7:04 Speaker 1 Just go up there and get the jail fucking done. 7:07 Speaker 1 So if I say we appreciate everybody, 7:09 Speaker 1 listen, if you are, you're on our Red Out podcast, 7:10 Speaker 1 we're spot a five, be sure to lose the five star of you. 7:12 Speaker 1 And if I'll help you out a good bit, 7:14 Speaker 1 it really doesn't, we see you all doing it all the time. 7:16 Speaker 1 Even more so now that we're giving away a PS5, 7:19 Speaker 1 1000 reviews on the daily show, 7:20 Speaker 1 hopefully we'll get to that here sometime this week. 7:22 Speaker 1 So you'll have to be in the live stream and just make sure you send me that screenshot of brand thrash on Instagram or 7:28 Speaker 1 the Facebook at clueless to don't forget we got the patreon down below. 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So that way YouTube does not think we are spamming them. So we appreciate that. Mark, you 8:21 Speaker 1 anything that that 8:22 Speaker 1 no I saw that the 8:24 Speaker 1 the lights are over 800 you're almost to that thousand man that's that's fucking awesome man 8:29 Speaker 1 oh yeah reviews yeah yeah doing great man I like it 8:33 Speaker 1 about to say coming in about an hour ago we got some breaking news we had old 8:38 Speaker 1 Walt Jr. from the wall of Breaking Bad he died a day killed himself I don't know 8:43 Speaker 1 exactly how but it was suicide it just came out about an hour ago were you were 8:47 Speaker 1 you a big breaking bad fan he watched show 8:50 Speaker 1 No, I didn't watch the Breaking Bad, you know. 8:54 Speaker 1 If I did drugs, I did drugs. 8:56 Speaker 1 I didn't watch the shows about doing drugs. 8:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 8:59 Speaker 1 But no, he played Walter White's son on the show. 9:02 Speaker 1 I think he was in 56 episodes or something like that. 9:04 Speaker 1 He had cerebral palsy in real life, 9:06 Speaker 1 and then he played it up a lot more on the show. 9:08 Speaker 1 But that was crazy that it happened because I just saw, 9:10 Speaker 1 he did like an interview somewhere this week. 9:12 Speaker 1 And he seemed like he was happy fun. 9:15 Speaker 1 That was the first time I've seen him outside of Breaking Bad. 9:17 Speaker 1 Like, I didn't think he was doing a circuit or anything like that. 9:19 Speaker 1 So maybe sick no, no, so I don't know what I don't know if he just wanted to go around and just like do his final 9:26 Speaker 1 Tour and talk to people and tell them about the show and how much he loved it and everything 9:29 Speaker 1 So I mean it was you know 9:31 Speaker 1 He was he's obviously passionate about it, but I guess no one really knew who's trying to get that all out for he killed himself 9:36 Speaker 1 Was kind of sucks. Yeah, man. I don't know man. I don't think I could do it. I don't think I could kill myself 9:42 Speaker 1 No, I say the I knew somebody that killed himself with a gun. That's real messy 9:48 Speaker 1 You know, it is a bad look when you walk in on that. 9:53 Speaker 1 It's like the face turns off purple and blue, and then he like shit on the floor and everything. 9:56 Speaker 1 That was rough. 9:58 Speaker 1 I think probably the, I'm saying in terms of like someone finding your body. 10:01 Speaker 1 The worst way to find somebody killed themselves, yeah. 10:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 10:05 Speaker 1 The gun to the head, that one's real bad because that just makes it mess all over the place 10:09 Speaker 1 and that's horrific. 10:10 Speaker 1 I get it. 10:11 Speaker 1 And I said, hang bad. 10:12 Speaker 1 I think probably the most easiest one to handle is probably like someone that just overdosed 10:16 Speaker 1 on a bunch of pills, you know, they'll just like they're sleeping in there. 10:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, hey, you awake buddy. 10:20 Speaker 1 No. 10:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's weird though, because this guy was an advocate for disabilities and I think 10:27 Speaker 1 mental health and whatnot. 10:28 Speaker 1 So I guess maybe no one was advocating for him. 10:31 Speaker 1 I have no idea what happened, but I'm sure we'll figure more about it as the week goes 10:35 Speaker 1 on. 10:36 Speaker 1 But for now we'll go ahead and get to Della Dosa Dom Nous. 10:41 Speaker 1 Deh lee dosa don news deh lee dosa don news deh lee dosa don news from Brandon Easton 10:52 Speaker 1 US immigration authorities raid home of Democratic Trump critic Ilhan Omar. This was pretty crazy. 10:58 Speaker 1 This happened today. She's the Democratic representative for Minnesota. And it came out 11:03 Speaker 1 of a judge out of DC who was actually a Democratic judge. They think he was he was 11:08 Speaker 1 is hired by or appointed by Clinton or Obama, not 100% sure. 11:12 Speaker 1 But they are investigating her for fraud. 11:14 Speaker 1 So they've had a case open now for a couple months. 11:18 Speaker 1 I remember I saw JD Vance talking about it. 11:20 Speaker 1 And then you also got Tom Holman, 11:22 Speaker 1 who's the, you know, the czar, the border, 11:24 Speaker 1 patrol and ICE and everything like that. 11:26 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, we're going after her for sure. 11:27 Speaker 1 So that's good. We need to. 11:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. So she's in trouble for some fraud up there, 11:35 Speaker 1 money-wise for the it was uh it was some kind of program she had started and she was really just 11:42 Speaker 1 funneling a bunch of money to just some my lands and not really doing it. Them some 11:45 Speaker 1 mollies they need to go man we don't need none of that shit. Yeah it seems to be getting pretty 11:50 Speaker 1 rough up there um but I say her her father was also a war criminal and uh when she was being 11:55 Speaker 1 naturalized when she came over here at a young age uh they lied about her age to make her under 12:00 Speaker 1 I think under 18 or under 16 because there's different rules and regulations so now they're 12:03 Speaker 1 looking at that and she's also accused of marrying her brother, which is fucking weird 12:11 Speaker 1 as hell to get him a US to get him citizenship. That sounds like Chuck went in the mirror 12:16 Speaker 1 to date his cousin. Yeah, I know, right? Like you can't be doing that Minnesota. You know 12:20 Speaker 1 about that kind of shit. You got to go down to Alabama. If you want to be doing all that. 12:24 Speaker 1 But you know what Alabama is doing Halloween? What? Um, Ken. 12:28 Speaker 1 , 12:47 Speaker 1 I would like to see her go I don't even know how she got in there to get out in there for probably open their legs or suck in 12:55 Speaker 1 I mean that whole fucking state is just fuck cuz that's where Tim Waltz is from, right? 13:04 Speaker 1 And he the governor there? 13:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's where that one kid went up there on Instagram and went to the 13:12 Speaker 1 the child care places where they got like 150 kids registered and they're getting like 13:18 Speaker 1 people driving up from Ferraris and lemme's and there's no fucking kids in the building. 13:24 Speaker 1 what the fuck? It just says like leering center on the outside. They miss felt it. 13:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, it says leering. They can't even spell learning correctly. Yeah, it's crazy how they 13:32 Speaker 1 just like, I don't know why Tim Walts because the guy was with Nick Shirley was that the 13:36 Speaker 1 guy that was doing all the investigative reporting. Yeah, I think I was Nick. Yeah. I mean, 13:41 Speaker 1 it's I don't know if like when these politicians see this stuff on social meetings, I know they 13:45 Speaker 1 see it. They've got to be able to see it or somebody in the cabinet. But I don't know 13:50 Speaker 1 if they just they just want to ignore it because they're embarrassed that they let it 13:52 Speaker 1 happen or they know it's actually what is that gonna say? 13:56 Speaker 1 It's a real story under the young kids. 13:58 Speaker 1 But that would be the other one. 13:59 Speaker 1 What the fuck is he talking about? 14:02 Speaker 1 But no, I don't know with politicians. 14:04 Speaker 1 I don't know why they don't want to work with these reporters. 14:07 Speaker 1 Maybe they're just pissed off and they're just like, 14:09 Speaker 1 yeah, fuck out of here. 14:10 Speaker 1 I know we're fucking up, but I don't want you bringing 14:12 Speaker 1 attention to it. 14:12 Speaker 1 Well, they know they're in so fucking deep that there's no way 14:15 Speaker 1 out and the only way out is busted. 14:19 Speaker 1 basically busted because they can't get out of that kind of shit, dude. 14:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I must say it's a you don't see politicians often getting arrested or 14:27 Speaker 1 anything. They don't really fight any repercussions of anything. But with Elon, 14:31 Speaker 1 hopefully they get that pitch out of there and they send her back to Somalia. 14:34 Speaker 1 But she's probably gonna be treated like a queen down there. I mean, I don't 14:36 Speaker 1 know if like she came up here, she fucked up the US and then she goes back and 14:39 Speaker 1 now she becomes like a pirate or something. 14:44 Speaker 1 I was saying she's got to get shot by a Russian expedition out there. 14:47 Speaker 1 I'm tired. She needs to be shot. Oh God. You're gonna get in trouble on that one. Hopefully I got a damn 14:52 Speaker 1 I put the disclaimer in already. Yeah, there's a disclaimer. You know what we say could be 14:57 Speaker 1 fictional. We just trying to get rise out of people 15:01 Speaker 1 Speaking of my name is Bob burgers. It's not crazy. It's not mark 15:06 Speaker 1 Speaking of people getting shot though. We haven't been able to talk about this yet the 15:10 Speaker 1 the scheduled livestream execution of Hassan, 15:15 Speaker 1 the guy out there that murdered everybody, 15:17 Speaker 1 killed 13 people out there at Fort Hood 15:18 Speaker 1 and then injured about 20 or so more. 15:20 Speaker 1 And people are, we're very split on this 15:23 Speaker 1 because I'm very confused. 15:24 Speaker 1 We have public executions already. 15:26 Speaker 1 I mean, you can go watch lethal injection and everything. 15:29 Speaker 1 You go there, watch them die, and that's not a problem. 15:32 Speaker 1 But I guess the problem back in the day, 15:34 Speaker 1 I guess the problem now is people don't want it livestream. 15:37 Speaker 1 But to me, I feel like that's the only way 15:39 Speaker 1 can deal with terrorists is through force like they don't respect, you know, diplomacy 15:43 Speaker 1 or like, you know, talking about situations, all they know is for so they know like, hey, 15:47 Speaker 1 we're gonna be murdered out here and we're gonna be killed in a way that Allah does 15:51 Speaker 1 not agree with. I saw someone say they need to like rub bacon grease on the bullets first 15:55 Speaker 1 for the shoot. But and then some people are arguing like, no, these people think they're 16:00 Speaker 1 a martyr and think they're gonna go to heaven and see Muhammad and get the 52 virgins or 16:04 Speaker 1 whatnot. I'm like, yeah, but if you like shave, I'm pretty sure if you shave his beard 16:07 Speaker 1 off and I think they already did I think that's very much against their religion and they go to hell whatever Muslim hell they have I don't know what it is just some kind of made up shit 16:15 Speaker 1 or like you said if you just 16:17 Speaker 1 the house was a bacon or cook his food is last meal and what's a bakery fat fat lard 16:22 Speaker 1 they begin know who all the virgins are waiting for him right 16:25 Speaker 1 who the other 52 bombers the dudes 16:28 Speaker 1 oh yeah I don't know they specify it 16:30 Speaker 1 they're not female virgins they're the fucking they're the dudes when they're all just they're up 16:35 Speaker 1 you're like, we the versions? 16:36 Speaker 1 Yep, you are. 16:37 Speaker 1 I don't know. 16:38 Speaker 1 I don't know if they specify that in the, uh, the Quran or not, 16:41 Speaker 1 but that'd be, uh, that probably sucked for them. 16:44 Speaker 1 It just says 52 versions. 16:45 Speaker 1 It doesn't say male or female. 16:47 Speaker 1 You read it. 16:48 Speaker 1 You just guess it. 16:50 Speaker 1 Just guess it. 16:51 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 16:52 Speaker 1 I think it just says 52 versions. 16:54 Speaker 1 That's what everybody says. 16:55 Speaker 1 But I'm, uh, no, but I'll say I'll definitely be watching the live stream. 16:58 Speaker 1 I don't really think it's a problem. 16:59 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously you don't want to do it. 17:00 Speaker 1 It's probably not at schools, you know, uh, but at the same time, it's like, I mean, 17:04 Speaker 1 kind of like part of our history now. I'm firing squad. I mean, it's got to be a pretty 17:07 Speaker 1 cool way to go, right? 17:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, if I had to go, I mean, I, if I had to choose how I was going to get executed, 17:18 Speaker 1 I don't think I would take lethal injection. Maybe the gas chamber, but what? I don't know. 17:26 Speaker 1 I mean, just like go to sleep, you know, to somehow go to sleep. I don't know if I want 17:30 Speaker 1 to get shot though. 17:31 Speaker 1 Mark's like just want to die. 17:32 Speaker 1 Mark's like just put me in a garage and turn the car on and just let the carman oxide kill. 17:36 Speaker 1 I'm giving that. 17:37 Speaker 1 That's what I do. 17:38 Speaker 1 I don't know. 17:39 Speaker 1 I feel like firing squad can't be too bad. 17:42 Speaker 1 I mean the electric chair scares the shit out of me ever since I watched Green Mile and 17:46 Speaker 1 it didn't wet the sponge and I don't want to get shocked at that either. 17:49 Speaker 1 It'd be an electric shit. 17:50 Speaker 1 I don't need that either. 17:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't. 17:53 Speaker 1 Do we, is that less humane than the firing squad? 17:57 Speaker 1 I feel the higher, the firing squad is like the most humane because it's, I mean, it's just, 18:00 Speaker 1 It's pretty quick for the most part right? 18:02 Speaker 1 Either that or lethal injection, one of those two, 18:04 Speaker 1 but in the other way, I think there's pain. 18:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they just, that lady in Tennessee, 18:10 Speaker 1 they just fucked that up twice. 18:11 Speaker 1 Cause apparently she took so many drugs in her life 18:13 Speaker 1 that her veins were so small, 18:14 Speaker 1 they couldn't get the drugs to go through there 18:15 Speaker 1 and she like survived. 18:16 Speaker 1 And I think there's still, last I heard they were trying 18:18 Speaker 1 to get a court order to have her murdered 18:22 Speaker 1 before midnight on that same day, 18:23 Speaker 1 or if not, they're gonna have to let her go. 18:25 Speaker 1 But that'd be pretty interesting, you know? 18:27 Speaker 1 It's kind of ironic. 18:28 Speaker 1 Like you let led such a bad life and he did so many bad drugs and you're dangerous. 18:32 Speaker 1 So fuck that they can't even kill you. 18:33 Speaker 1 You know, maybe they'll be able to put him out, take her out there, uh, the Fort Hood 18:37 Speaker 1 also and have to die next to a muzzle. 18:39 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 18:40 Speaker 1 That's funny. 18:41 Speaker 1 I survived because I fucked my life up. 18:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:44 Speaker 1 And then you just go out there and you got to get lit up riddled with fucking bullets. 18:47 Speaker 1 So we'll see how that goes. 18:48 Speaker 1 But I don't think it's going to be a big deal. 18:50 Speaker 1 It's December 3rd. 18:51 Speaker 1 It is a little odd that we're doing it the month of Christmas. 18:54 Speaker 1 I mean, December 3rd. 18:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:56 Speaker 1 And then the bad. 18:57 Speaker 1 man. That's my fucking birthday. What the fuck? I'm pretty sure 19:03 Speaker 1 that's what it is. Let me look it up. 19:05 Speaker 1 My fucking birthday. 19:07 Speaker 1 Or her execution date. That's fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah. I 19:13 Speaker 1 got a warranty call coming in. Fuck that shit. One PM on 19:16 Speaker 1 December 3rd. So 19:18 Speaker 1 so my birthday is going somebody's gonna fucking die. It's 19:21 Speaker 1 gonna be yeah. I mean, I'm sure people always down your 19:24 Speaker 1 birthday, but that'll be a that'll be a special one. 19:26 Speaker 1 you don't get the schedule or anything like that usually you need to make a you 19:31 Speaker 1 gotta make a post saying this is gonna be the greatest birthday ever because I 19:33 Speaker 1 get to watch it live execution so pissed off people are about that on it 19:39 Speaker 1 but anyway Mark how's life been with you I know you've been doing the blue 19:43 Speaker 1 collarship podcast just kind of run us down you've been talking about anything 19:46 Speaker 1 interesting or what not I know you had Def August on one here recently how did 19:49 Speaker 1 that go oh that was good and you know what getting like other people on like 19:55 Speaker 1 like Deaf August. 19:56 Speaker 1 And like I just had another supervisor come on. 20:02 Speaker 1 Today's episode I just put up, his name was Brian Mendez. 20:06 Speaker 1 And we talked about some shit that happened on his job site. 20:09 Speaker 1 He's like a project manager for a large building corporation. 20:14 Speaker 1 He doesn't want me to say the names 20:16 Speaker 1 because they're going through a merger right now. 20:18 Speaker 1 But we had him on and I think, you know, me and Josh are good, 20:22 Speaker 1 but when we get that extra third guy in there, 20:24 Speaker 1 just to do a little bit of mix with some other bullshit. 20:28 Speaker 1 I think it adds to it. 20:30 Speaker 1 I think y'all need to hammer hard on trying to get Mike Rowan. 20:32 Speaker 1 He goes on a lot of podcasts. 20:33 Speaker 1 That'd be a good one for y'all. 20:34 Speaker 1 Mike Rowan. 20:35 Speaker 1 Nice. 20:36 Speaker 1 Dirty jobs guy. 20:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I know. 20:38 Speaker 1 I did reach out to Nelson. 20:39 Speaker 1 Nelson's going to come on. 20:41 Speaker 1 Oh, really? 20:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:44 Speaker 1 See a blue collar guy though? 20:45 Speaker 1 He doesn't blue collar work? 20:46 Speaker 1 I just get anybody on, man. 20:47 Speaker 1 We talk about you. 20:49 Speaker 1 I'm not baking. 20:50 Speaker 1 Mark's like, you have to have swung a hammer in the last three months or turn a 20:54 Speaker 1 to be on. Are you breathing? Yes. Okay, you're good. I'm not picking all of the guests. We can do 20:59 Speaker 1 whatever we want to get all, you know, and, and you know, Josh, he wants to get brandy Britain on. 21:07 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Good luck with that. She never. He's got a boner for her. Oh, really? Yeah. But 21:12 Speaker 1 she's still she's still down in a bus a Florida. I think she's still doing her show in Orlando. 21:17 Speaker 1 But she is so hard to get a hold of her. I remember on the old show we were on, I was surprised that 21:21 Speaker 1 that she hit me up. That was right after I think we all left the radio station, some fire, some left, whatever was happening. 21:27 Speaker 1 But it was shortly after that, we got her on that show. 21:29 Speaker 1 And then I tried to hit her up again when we started this show, like last year. 21:32 Speaker 1 And it's so hard to get over. 21:34 Speaker 1 Usually, the only way I can get Brandy Britain to respond to me is every time I find a random kitten. 21:39 Speaker 1 And I just give that a sitter. 21:41 Speaker 1 I'll get a sitter picture of a kitten. Have you seen my mom? 21:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. You can do that. 21:47 Speaker 1 Oh, what are you talking about down there? Jesus I was on there on where I don't know what he's talking about was he on that show? 21:54 Speaker 1 What show oh no, I don't think so I have no idea what's going on 21:57 Speaker 1 But when you guys had with brandy that one time with the other dude he definitely wasn't on the show 22:02 Speaker 1 So I don't know what he's talking about unless you he was talking about he was watching it 22:04 Speaker 1 But we didn't even live stream so I have no idea what he's talking about but 22:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, so we're uh I said we're probably gonna go cut this short here a little bit 22:12 Speaker 1 And we're gonna throw a little bit of best of on there, but I appreciate you. I think 22:16 Speaker 1 I think somebody died at six legs today off of a goliath. 22:20 Speaker 1 Oh, I did see the train or the ride got stuck up there. 22:23 Speaker 1 I didn't see anybody died. 22:24 Speaker 1 I think I was looking that up. 22:26 Speaker 1 Let me look. 22:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:28 Speaker 1 On death at six legs. 22:32 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I guess. 22:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:37 Speaker 1 Let's see. 22:38 Speaker 1 I guess died an incident on the Goliath roller coaster. 22:39 Speaker 1 Witness reported that a man fell from the ride while it was in motion leading to immediate 22:43 Speaker 1 evacuation of the coaster and ongoing investigation. 22:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the uh to me that's the problem about you know 22:50 Speaker 1 It's always the toss up like the amusement parks that are like staples there 22:54 Speaker 1 And then you also got like the fair that just comes the car any one. Yeah, the car any one so the car the the 23:00 Speaker 1 Carney ones 23:00 Speaker 1 I mean obviously you're looking at how they got it set up and they're on like fucking these bottle jacks and everything you're 23:05 Speaker 1 Little like a little hot, but then I'm four is old enough level in it 23:09 Speaker 1 But then on something like six flags 23:11 Speaker 1 I mean, that's like a staple and you got to worry like how often are these people maintaining them because they probably don't have a 23:16 Speaker 1 Lot of downtime, but they're just working on these things at night 23:18 Speaker 1 Because they're open every day, right? I don't know. So, you know, I like roller coasters. I like amusement parks 23:24 Speaker 1 I'm but after all this shit. I don't know man. You know, I'm like 50 years old 23:29 Speaker 1 I don't know if I want to die on a roller coaster. What do you think? Yeah, I'm thinking about that one it was it was a big 23:35 Speaker 1 Old it was a fatter kid. I think he was a middle schooler black kid about 23:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, he just flew out of it was one of the ones that it was a slingshot. 23:45 Speaker 1 Uh, no, it was one of the ones that goes straight up and then it just drops you straight down and then 23:48 Speaker 1 I thought it was the slingshot where it pulled you down and shot you up with the rubber bands. 23:52 Speaker 1 That's what I think it was. No, it was because he had the the arm, the arm bar thing didn't lock 23:58 Speaker 1 all the way. Yeah. And it was those are in those slingshots. I think it was the slingshot where it 24:03 Speaker 1 was. It was a slingshot type thing that they have like at Panama City Beach or our land. It was in Orlando. 24:08 Speaker 1 a 24:11 Speaker 1 Kid that kid dies on slingshot look that up on 24:15 Speaker 1 Slings shot kid does on slingshot ride 24:20 Speaker 1 Um 24:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a free fall drop tower tire Samson. So yeah, it goes it's the one that goes up 24:28 Speaker 1 And then it just comes straight down maybe there's a drop type thing. Okay. Yeah 24:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, so and then they had to remove the ride after it. Oh, I guess I mean 24:34 Speaker 1 Do you really have to remove a ride is that like? 24:36 Speaker 1 of 24:38 Speaker 1 the process of someone dies on your ride you gotta like take it down and you can never use it again 24:41 Speaker 1 I mean maybe I mean if it's faulty I mean I don't know why it's like it's like if a a dog 24:47 Speaker 1 kills it or bites somebody you got to put the dog down the same kind of concept somebody dies on 24:52 Speaker 1 your ride you got to dig it down 24:54 Speaker 1 yeah but I mean are they gonna shut down goliath up there six flies now that this guy died on there 24:58 Speaker 1 I mean that's gonna be a pretty expensive like a staple roller coaster I've been on it a few times 25:02 Speaker 1 I mean we went wrong right after the other when there's not a lot of people there. I went on it like 10 times 25:07 Speaker 1 Row I got off. I was so fucking sick. I thought I was gonna bomb it 25:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I've I mean I guess you get a pretty good, you know sucks for that guy that died 25:16 Speaker 1 Well, I guess it doesn't suck for him. He did. Yeah, no anything 25:19 Speaker 1 But his family that's got a second. I'm sure six flags gonna give him a pretty good payout 25:23 Speaker 1 I don't know what a payout. Let me see what the payout was on the other kids 25:27 Speaker 1 Kid down slingshot ride 25:29 Speaker 1 Speaking of that while you're asking why you asked me about my podcast. I don't know if you know that remember Nate came and 25:34 Speaker 1 Did the World Cup? 25:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, and he got 25:38 Speaker 1 exclusive t-shirts for it when he went to a 25:43 Speaker 1 I think it was Illinois. Yeah, he went to Illinois to see his family 25:46 Speaker 1 He gave his dad one of those shirts from the World Cup and then he saw the crazy mark shirt 25:52 Speaker 1 His dad was more ecstatic to get the crazy mark shirt 25:56 Speaker 1 World Cup shirt cuz you know his name is mark 25:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but say, all right, cool. I'm fine right here. So apparently the, 26:03 Speaker 1 um, they were ordered to pay three hundred and ten million dollars. That is insane. 155 26:09 Speaker 1 with the mother. The fact kid. Yep. 155 went to the mother 155 went to the father. Uh, 26:15 Speaker 1 the defiant, uh, a defendant liable was fun time handles is the Austrian based manufacturer 26:20 Speaker 1 of the ride, which failed to appear in court during day one of the trial. But I don't know 26:25 Speaker 1 I didn't think it was the the guy the people that made the rides fault 26:29 Speaker 1 I think it was the guy working there that didn't lash it down all the way or didn't say like hey kid 26:33 Speaker 1 You're too fat to ride this. I can't get the bar. You're too fat. You're too fucking fat dude, you know 26:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I mean I'm a little I'm a little bit chunkier than I was, you know 26:44 Speaker 1 I say it was 26:46 Speaker 1 Apparently there's also another one before so there was I guess one you're thinking of also called the ego drop slingshot 26:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think somebody died on that too 26:55 Speaker 1 Ya know yeah, it's just a scary man. It's a like set as I get older 26:58 Speaker 1 also 26:58 Speaker 1 I'm just like I don't really know if I want to be on them 26:59 Speaker 1 I didn't go I'm into the 27:01 Speaker 1 Local fare in two years not because I'm like scared the ride and just like and really I don't really feel like going on rides anymore 27:06 Speaker 1 Now if you make the ride then fail to appear in court. It's probably your fault. Yeah, I guess that part 27:11 Speaker 1 Uh, that makes it so yeah, but I mean if they don't show up and 27:15 Speaker 1 Think that becomes an international incident the right of it's an Austrian company 27:19 Speaker 1 And you're there, you know shipping at the cross the pond and I mean that's got to be 27:24 Speaker 1 to be. Would you go to like an international court for that or you just handle that in 27:28 Speaker 1 the U.S. because it was happen in the U.S. and they sent it to the company in the U.S.? 27:33 Speaker 1 Man, I don't know. I mean, I'm not a lawyer. That's something that Manny would have to 27:38 Speaker 1 do, you know. He's the lawyer for the Daily Doe Show and he's the lawyer for Crazy Mark 27:43 Speaker 1 too. 27:44 Speaker 1 When are international courts used? International courts are used when sovereign states and 27:52 Speaker 1 international bodies are the international community need to resolve legal disputes 27:55 Speaker 1 pro prosecute individuals for severe international crimes are interpret international law outside 28:01 Speaker 1 a national legal system so I guess they could have took it there but these guys just did 28:05 Speaker 1 not show up so are you are you a an avid amusement park guy do you like roller coasters 28:12 Speaker 1 and you like the extreme rides and all that. 28:14 Speaker 1 No not really like I said I like going to the fair when I was a kid but I've never even 28:18 Speaker 1 been to six flags. I went to oh I loved what was it called Dixie land over here 28:23 Speaker 1 now like Fayetteville oh yeah yeah I've been by it it's like a it's like a red 28:27 Speaker 1 neck six flag it's pretty fun yeah did you go on those roller coasters yeah I 28:31 Speaker 1 went on those and the like wood and shit and then I'm looking back on it now 28:34 Speaker 1 I was a little bit of a sketchiest fucking ones out there because there 28:37 Speaker 1 ain't no way they were maintaining that shit have you ever been up the lake 28:40 Speaker 1 winning up in North Georgia no what's that it's like a hillbilly six 28:46 Speaker 1 flags up there. He got the hillbilly six flags up at Lake 28:51 Speaker 1 Winnie. Yeah, if I had a choice between music part and water 28:54 Speaker 1 park, I'm definitely going water park because I just feel 28:56 Speaker 1 like they're a little safer. There's not really much to 28:58 Speaker 1 maintain. It's just a plastic tube you slide through. Now, the 29:01 Speaker 1 ones that are open on the top and it really high up, those 29:03 Speaker 1 sketch me the fuck out. I'm like, yeah, you go around there 29:05 Speaker 1 fast and you just filling out like holy fuck. Yeah, it's like 29:09 Speaker 1 the dream you always have just flying out the slide and 29:12 Speaker 1 landed on the concrete. 29:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would not want to go that way. 29:16 Speaker 1 either. I mean, I mean, if I had to go, it's I don't know, man, I'd rather get I don't know how I'd rather go I'd rather go 29:24 Speaker 1 my sleep. Nice. Well, if you if you if you die, it's six flags are on a ride. Apparently, your family's gonna get a hell of a payout. So 29:32 Speaker 1 $300 million. I mean, it's gonna suck you die. You're not gonna see the money, but your family will get my truck fixed at least for me. 29:39 Speaker 1 that I had to speak to that I had to go put a $2,500 payment on my truck to get the transmission 29:46 Speaker 1 ordered. Can you believe that $8,300 for 2021 Ford F one 50 transmission that it completely 29:54 Speaker 1 go out or is it just it didn't really hard. It's like gives you whiplash. So the gears 30:00 Speaker 1 ain't going in there good. So the guy was just going to drain it and fill it up. And 30:04 Speaker 1 He's like, that's just going to waste $600. 30:06 Speaker 1 He's like, 30:07 Speaker 1 do you not try to do it? 30:09 Speaker 1 Do you not try to do it TCM relearned? 30:11 Speaker 1 Like with the, with the code reader or something or a scan tool? 30:15 Speaker 1 I don't know. 30:16 Speaker 1 I took it to Ford. 30:17 Speaker 1 They want to attend that. 30:18 Speaker 1 They went in, they went in $10,000. 30:20 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 30:21 Speaker 1 That's fucking crazy. 30:22 Speaker 1 And then I took it to the local shop that we take all our cars to 30:25 Speaker 1 and they're like a, a truck high performance. 30:27 Speaker 1 You know, where they soup trucks up and you know, 30:30 Speaker 1 it's a good old boy place. 30:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 30:32 Speaker 1 of stuff and they're like, I just don't think putting any money into trying to bandaid 30:37 Speaker 1 it is going to work, you know, and they're $2,000 cheaper. So it's like, oh, holy fuck, 30:44 Speaker 1 what are you going to do? You know, I'm getting Paul Perdue to put the rap on the back of 30:51 Speaker 1 my truck. So yeah, that's right. Yeah. I already paid for the rap. So with the blue 30:59 Speaker 1 color shit all over the back of it and I got fucking Josh gonna be on the back of my truck 31:03 Speaker 1 permanently. Nice, nice. And that'll be fun. That'll be good. And I remember when we were 31:09 Speaker 1 at that Vloggers birthday party, that's like, that Vloggers is like, why doesn't Brandon? 31:15 Speaker 1 I mean, why doesn't Josh have a cool name like you crazy Mark? I don't know if you heard 31:19 Speaker 1 the episode, but back in the day, they used to call Josh sweet drink. Why the column sweet 31:24 Speaker 1 drink? He was the low man on the construction totem pole and he had to go get all the uh, 31:29 Speaker 1 the Mexicans and the meagot American guys drinks. So they were at the end of the day, you know, 31:35 Speaker 1 he's like, Hey, what do you want? You want this? You want Coke? You want that? And they're like, 31:38 Speaker 1 Coke, what do you mean? So he went around, he's like, you know, you want like a sweet drink or 31:42 Speaker 1 something from the, he just kept calling him sweet drink. Sweet drink. So everybody just started 31:47 Speaker 1 calling him a sweet drink. So Josh gives is known as sweet drink back in the day. Nice, nice, 31:52 Speaker 1 sounds good. I'm glad it's Josh gives on the back of my truck. I don't need no fucking person 31:57 Speaker 1 some called sweet drink on the back of my truck. 31:58 Speaker 1 That looks like kind of gay or something. 32:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're going to think you're like a gay prostitute 32:02 Speaker 1 or something like that. 32:03 Speaker 1 In the back part of his Chris, he's 32:05 Speaker 1 going to have to drive the truck with me on the back of it 32:07 Speaker 1 all the time. 32:08 Speaker 1 That's funny. 32:09 Speaker 1 She's not happy. 32:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm sure she's also not happy about the bustle 32:12 Speaker 1 sitting there in the yard that I don't know what Chuck's doing 32:14 Speaker 1 with. 32:15 Speaker 1 I need to take that out this weekend just to drive it around. 32:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:19 Speaker 1 It's been a few weeks since it's been started. 32:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably need to crank it and drive around so the towers 32:23 Speaker 1 don't get dry rotted or get a flat spot on them. 32:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's got dog piss on one of the tires. Tucker goes out there pisses on it all the time. 32:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. Bruno like to do that here when he lived here. So yeah. But all right. Well, 32:36 Speaker 1 we're going to head on out of here. We appreciate you coming to hang out. Maybe Chuck will, you 32:40 Speaker 1 know, and we'll figure out where he's arrested. Yeah, we don't know. Yesterday the police was 32:45 Speaker 1 there when you guys ended. So we don't really know what happened, do we? No, we do not. Someone 32:50 Speaker 1 just texted me, but I don't know if that's him or not. So I'll check that out here in a 32:52 Speaker 1 minute but like I said we'll be back to should be back the normal schedule program 32:56 Speaker 1 tomorrow. We appreciate everyone coming to hang out. Y'all have a good day. Be safe. 33:00 Speaker 1 Crazy you got anything for we don't know here. Thank you for letting me come on 33:04 Speaker 1 here. Make sure you guys watch the blue color shit podcast and Hanson's Ohio. It 33:09 Speaker 1 is because Nate does a lot for me too. We've got to do him and make sure you go to 33:13 Speaker 1 dailydoesthow.com and look at that merch man there's playing merch that 33:16 Speaker 1 Michael Jeremy does. Stay crazy my friends. Yep you can go get you some 33:20 Speaker 1 crazy mark underwear and where all the time like they're $40 but they're good. I will see the mark, but Jesus take the wheel 33:33 Speaker 1 I you know cuz you know granny got in yesterday and 33:36 Speaker 1 When I called the nurse, you know and I'm like, hey like, you know granny needs a shower, right and 33:42 Speaker 1 And they said yeah, yeah, and I said well 33:44 Speaker 1 What do we need for that because you guys are gonna bring the chair correct and 33:48 Speaker 1 And they're like, no, you have to go buy one. 33:51 Speaker 1 Like, what? 33:52 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know where to get one of these. 33:54 Speaker 1 So they're like, go to this medical supplies spot, 33:57 Speaker 1 whatever, or you can get on Amazon. 33:59 Speaker 1 So I get on Amazon and I'm trying to buy a shower chair 34:02 Speaker 1 that goes over the ledge of the bathtub. 34:04 Speaker 1 So you can sit on it and then slide over, right? 34:07 Speaker 1 And dude, it, on, I think the early same 34:12 Speaker 1 is on Get to Me to Friday. 34:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like, look, Granny can't wait till Friday. 34:15 Speaker 1 Like she's got a shower, like, immediately. 34:17 Speaker 1 You know, they make those like aluminum work benches 34:19 Speaker 1 that I got one, you like stand on 34:22 Speaker 1 and get up there into the engine bay. 34:23 Speaker 1 They're pretty tall, you could probably put one on one side 34:25 Speaker 1 in the bed and one side, or one side in the tub 34:28 Speaker 1 and one side on the floor. 34:30 Speaker 1 And just slides over, it's aluminum, it's light, you know? 34:32 Speaker 1 You know, I had to rig a little backing on there, 34:35 Speaker 1 but I think that's what I think. 34:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, she wanted me to take the bench from outside 34:39 Speaker 1 in front of the house and put it in the tub. 34:41 Speaker 1 So that'll work too, yeah. 34:42 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 34:44 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I get on Amazon, I'm like, okay, 34:46 Speaker 1 this is not gonna work. 34:47 Speaker 1 I go up there and they have it and it's no it's a it's a it's a handy cap accessible 34:53 Speaker 1 Bench and I'm like yeah, man. This is great. It weighs Brandon. It may be weighs 34:58 Speaker 1 I don't 15 pounds. Okay. No, it's made of like a hard plastic 35:04 Speaker 1 All right, and I said well how much is it? 35:07 Speaker 1 That goes a hundred and forty dollars 35:09 Speaker 1 I said sir. I'm gonna have this for less than two weeks. He's like, yeah, I said well 35:15 Speaker 1 That's like 20 bucks a use, bro. 35:17 Speaker 1 Like, can we work out a deal here? 35:19 Speaker 1 Oh, it worked out for the last two weeks, sir. 35:21 Speaker 1 This is the one you watch. 35:22 Speaker 1 Yes. 35:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:24 Speaker 1 So I said, well, do you have like a military discount or something? 35:27 Speaker 1 I mean, I here's my military ID. 35:28 Speaker 1 And he's like, you know, I'll give you 20 bucks off for that. 35:30 Speaker 1 I'm like, thank you for the $20 off on plastic. 35:33 Speaker 1 I really appreciate it. 35:34 Speaker 1 So then I said, well, I'm just going to bring it back. 35:36 Speaker 1 All right. 35:36 Speaker 1 Like that's I'm going to use it for two weeks 35:38 Speaker 1 and for bringing it back. 35:39 Speaker 1 I'm sure this thing is a 30 day return policy. 35:41 Speaker 1 And he goes, actually, look at the bottom of the receipt 35:43 Speaker 1 there or it says do the hygiene. All sales are final. I'm like, 35:47 Speaker 1 God, awesome. 35:49 Speaker 1 So I don't want to go in there and you got a damn bench that 35:52 Speaker 1 someone's been used 20 fucking times. 35:55 Speaker 1 People on it, bowing it out and getting all their juices on 35:58 Speaker 1 there. And you know, I mean, it could also be for someone 36:01 Speaker 1 that's got like in an injury and they're like leaking all their 36:03 Speaker 1 aged blood on that motherfucker and they don't clean it real 36:05 Speaker 1 well. 36:06 Speaker 1 You got you got age for your grandma and you got, you know, 36:10 Speaker 1 I've got a rea, Porter. 36:11 Speaker 1 Okay, so I, I got the nurse. 36:15 Speaker 1 And I said, hey, can I just sell this back to you guys? 36:18 Speaker 1 Like the last visit, I'll give it to you for 70 bucks. 36:21 Speaker 1 All right, you know, that's half off. 36:23 Speaker 1 You know, that's a deal. 36:24 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, Mr. Chug, we, we can't take that. 36:28 Speaker 1 That's a, it's been used. 36:29 Speaker 1 Like what, what are you talking about? 36:31 Speaker 1 You people going all the time like, 36:32 Speaker 1 she's like, now if you want to donate it, 36:34 Speaker 1 we would be more than happy to take it from. 36:36 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 36:39 Speaker 1 So I'm donating it needs to say, but yeah, I got that all set up. 36:43 Speaker 1 So everything's going great. 36:44 Speaker 1 So today we have another scooter situation. 36:48 Speaker 1 This is when Jesus had to take the wheel. 36:49 Speaker 1 Okay. 36:51 Speaker 1 So I give my grandma lunch and then she's driving the scooter back into living room. 36:56 Speaker 1 And she goes by a table, like a decorative table right there at the corner. 37:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 37:00 Speaker 1 And it's got a fabric like covering and then it's got all this stuff on top of it, 37:05 Speaker 1 including a very large heavy lamp. 37:08 Speaker 1 And the arm of her scooter caught the covering 37:13 Speaker 1 and like ripped it off like Houdini trying to pull up, 37:16 Speaker 1 make it trick or whatever with all the. 37:18 Speaker 1 I think you need to take these armrest off. 37:20 Speaker 1 I don't think she knows they're there. 37:21 Speaker 1 I'm just not using them for her arms 37:23 Speaker 1 or her arms would be getting smacked too. 37:25 Speaker 1 So I just sat there and Megan's at the cabin. 37:30 Speaker 1 And I'm just like, it's awesome. 37:33 Speaker 1 I think Gray's just using those armrests as bumpers. 37:36 Speaker 1 Is what she's saying. 37:36 Speaker 1 Oh my go-bar. 37:38 Speaker 1 It's a dude. 37:39 Speaker 1 So the last thing about this, 37:40 Speaker 1 this is what I almost like had a meltdown, 37:43 Speaker 1 is she's like, hey, I want to go to Walmart. 37:45 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah, you know, that sounds like a good time. 37:48 Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I really like to go to Walmart and shop. 37:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, I know, you know? 37:51 Speaker 1 And she's like, when can we go? 37:52 Speaker 1 I said, tomorrow, I'll take you to Walmart tomorrow. 37:54 Speaker 1 That's totally fine. 37:55 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting there a couple minutes later. 37:57 Speaker 1 She's like, okay, I'm gonna go do my hair. 37:59 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 38:00 Speaker 1 So she's doing her hair. 38:02 Speaker 1 And she's like, hey, grab my purse. 38:03 Speaker 1 I'm like, why do you need your purse? 38:05 Speaker 1 She's like, some good Walmart. 38:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, like we're going tomorrow. 38:09 Speaker 1 She's like, oh, all right, well, I need to just finish 38:11 Speaker 1 my hair and then I'm ready. 38:12 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 38:13 Speaker 1 What? 38:14 Speaker 1 So almost tears like switching over laundry 38:16 Speaker 1 and like picking up the kids' rooms. 38:18 Speaker 1 My grandma's like, you gotta grab my purse. 38:20 Speaker 1 I was like, why? 38:21 Speaker 1 And she goes, so we can go to Walmart. 38:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 38:24 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on. 38:28 Speaker 1 So high. 38:30 Speaker 1 I got her said, I've been living in the room now. 38:32 Speaker 1 And I said, I'm going to go jump on a call real quick. 38:35 Speaker 1 And she's like, I call. 38:36 Speaker 1 She goes for what? 38:37 Speaker 1 And I'm like, a show. 38:40 Speaker 1 She's like, oh, you can work from home. 38:42 Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, one day a week. 38:44 Speaker 1 I remember one hour a day. 38:46 Speaker 1 She's like, she's like, oh. 38:48 Speaker 1 She's like, when you're off the call, 38:49 Speaker 1 we're going to Walmart, right? 38:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 38:51 Speaker 1 I'm stuck. 38:52 Speaker 1 Four grandma just wants to go to damn Walmart. 38:55 Speaker 1 All she wants. 38:55 Speaker 1 She don't care about not now. 38:57 Speaker 1 She just wants to go to Walmart. 38:58 Speaker 1 Do a little shopping to run into some stuff. 38:59 Speaker 1 So you definitely got to get a video that I can't wait to see what she shopped for at the Gwynette Walmart and 39:06 Speaker 1 She causes why she's there. The question is do I take her to the good one or the bad one? Oh, I hear to the ghetto one 39:12 Speaker 1 That you know, it's what did I take you to the ghetto one? 39:15 Speaker 1 I don't know most Walmart are ghetto for the most part. No one in prasletons or the one in milkreat 39:21 Speaker 1 Milkrit do want a Hamilton mill is the nice one like you like it's nice. It's like a target 39:27 Speaker 1 They got fucking Cartier in there or some shit. 39:29 Speaker 1 It's just a different clientele, man. 39:31 Speaker 1 But you go to the one over here off 985. 39:33 Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. 39:35 Speaker 1 Not good. 39:36 Speaker 1 Nobody speaks English. 39:37 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 39:38 Speaker 1 It's bad. 39:39 Speaker 1 Like, all the produce is in Spanish. 39:43 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 39:43 Speaker 1 Are you like, it's like a little Mexico. 39:45 Speaker 1 I couldn't live somewhere like that. 39:46 Speaker 1 Like, what the fuck? 39:47 Speaker 1 You know, how do you all do that just with so many foreigners 39:49 Speaker 1 around? 39:50 Speaker 1 I know. 39:50 Speaker 1 And I'm right in the middle of it. 39:51 Speaker 1 So I have to choose every day. 39:52 Speaker 1 I'm like, cool. 39:53 Speaker 1 And you know, that one's like a mile closer. 39:55 Speaker 1 So I'm like, do I do it? 39:57 Speaker 1 And I'll be honest, I think the price is at that one or cheaper. 40:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 40:00 Speaker 1 It's probably 40:04 Speaker 1 like a motherfucker's in their pain and pesos and shit. 40:06 Speaker 1 They're like, Oh, American dollar. 40:07 Speaker 1 That there's an exchange over there. 40:08 Speaker 1 Go exchange. 40:09 Speaker 1 What America? 40:11 Speaker 1 You paid the shit. 40:12 Speaker 1 Exactly. 40:12 Speaker 1 pesos. 40:13 Speaker 1 What the fuck is this? 40:14 Speaker 1 All the candies, Mexican. 40:18 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 40:19 Speaker 1 Well, OK, well, granny's been there for what about 24 hours 40:23 Speaker 1 and it seems to be going swelling so far. 40:24 Speaker 1 Oh, exactly what I expected. 40:26 Speaker 1 Like there's, there's nothing that is, is nothing that I'm worried about. 40:29 Speaker 1 It's great. 40:30 Speaker 1 That's the second time I've used that word this week and I don't know where I picked 40:32 Speaker 1 it up and I don't even know if it's the right word. 40:34 Speaker 1 You tell me, you know, I'm swelling like it's not. 40:37 Speaker 1 I have one more question for you. 40:38 Speaker 1 Okay. 40:39 Speaker 1 If you get a plate full of chips, right? 40:44 Speaker 1 Wait, well, why are there a bunch of you in the bag? 40:46 Speaker 1 Normally? 40:47 Speaker 1 What do you mean? 40:47 Speaker 1 Let's just like, let's just say you put a bunch on your plate. 40:50 Speaker 1 Okay. 40:50 Speaker 1 And let's say you don't eat all you have like three left, right? 40:54 Speaker 1 You don't those back in the bag fuck no you put him in the trash chips. Okay 40:59 Speaker 1 Okay, the worst part is she had a pickle on there with them so all the chips were wet oh 41:06 Speaker 1 Just like granny this is your bag of chips. Okay, you can have ball. I love go back in there whatever you don't want 41:11 Speaker 1 I'll back in there 41:14 Speaker 1 See you gotta open it back other than like half pickle some bread crust 41:17 Speaker 1 I could totally do this for a living. 41:24 Speaker 1 I could be a caregiver. 41:25 Speaker 1 I could. 41:26 Speaker 1 I know that I'm telling you all these stories, but that's why. 41:30 Speaker 1 There's not a moment that goes by that I'm like, what's going to happen next? 41:34 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 41:35 Speaker 1 It's crazy up in here. 41:36 Speaker 1 There's a program that used to run on the radio station. 41:38 Speaker 1 I don't know if they do now, but it was a program where if there's like, even if it's 41:42 Speaker 1 your family member, you can get paid to take care of them. 41:44 Speaker 1 I can't remember what the program it was, 41:46 Speaker 1 but you essentially, you are the elder helper, you know, 41:50 Speaker 1 and they pay you instead. 41:52 Speaker 1 And like, oh, wow, 41:53 Speaker 1 you get like a write off and everything too? 41:55 Speaker 1 Well, I did figure out why my sister wants my grandma 41:57 Speaker 1 to stay with her so bad. 41:59 Speaker 1 Why? 41:59 Speaker 1 Last night, my grandma busted out her checkbook 42:02 Speaker 1 and signed a check and gave it to me. 42:04 Speaker 1 Oh, really? 42:06 Speaker 1 Was it for new chips or? 42:07 Speaker 1 It was blank. 42:08 Speaker 1 Oh, wow, nice. 42:10 Speaker 1 Now, where am I just, 42:11 Speaker 1 it's yours enough for me to, 42:12 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 42:14 Speaker 1 She's like, did I sign my name in the right place? 42:16 Speaker 1 And I'm like, why did you sign your name? 42:18 Speaker 1 She's like, well, you know, I'm probably going to destroy the scooter. 42:20 Speaker 1 And, you know, I'm probably going to break stuff. 42:24 Speaker 1 And I'm like, why are you just giving me a blank check? 42:26 Speaker 1 And she's like, just let me know what my bill is at the end of the state. 42:30 Speaker 1 She has like a rock stars and like that. 42:32 Speaker 1 Just showing up trash and able to get with you on paying everything. 42:36 Speaker 1 Here you go. 42:36 Speaker 1 Here's a check. 42:38 Speaker 1 just showing up trash and able to get with you on paying everything. Here we go. Here's a check. 42:42 Speaker 1 All right. Fuck up. Bye. But now it's a sorry sucker. 42:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. Because that's just gonna be like $300 and it's like insufficient funds. 42:51 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? And then you don't say I can't say anything. So, oh, it's gonna be fun, man. 42:56 Speaker 1 It's gonna be fun. What'd you do today? You were up early. And every time I call Brandon 42:59 Speaker 1 full disclosure, just yet you know, I call Brandon, he's always in his truck. I don't know what it 43:04 Speaker 1 it is Brandon's on a very tight schedule because I wait. Okay, Brandon. I got to wait till 1045 11 43:08 Speaker 1 o'clock call Brandon. I call him. He's always in his truck going probably to the same location. 43:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, I usually make my routes in the morning. I got away from my brain to wake up and then I, 43:18 Speaker 1 you know, just come up with my ideas for the day, plan my day, figure out what I'm gonna do, 43:22 Speaker 1 drive around, go to the gas station, get an energy drink preferably a C4 and a one liter aquafina 43:28 Speaker 1 bottle. But sometimes they've been out of the frasers pissing me off and grant for those 43:31 Speaker 1 They won't restock their C4 and whoever the lazy bastard is is restocking them 43:37 Speaker 1 Don't push the ones that are even in there to the front and it's on the bottom shelf 43:40 Speaker 1 So I got a lay down on the floor almost get my fucking right there 43:43 Speaker 1 Fucking retarded understand the dude's wife died 43:45 Speaker 1 But that was like four months ago like come on dude, right? 43:48 Speaker 1 Are you still not over it like stock the shells please properly quickly quickly 43:52 Speaker 1 What do you know that's you can't get over that in four months? 43:56 Speaker 1 We'll find someone else to stock the shelves then good God 43:59 Speaker 1 It does not have shells, all right. Just what's he doing is he's sitting in the back with a picture of her crying? 44:04 Speaker 1 I don't know I can't I don't ever see him anymore. I don't know where he is. He's to be back there 44:09 Speaker 1 I'd open the door. I'm like what's up, man? Everybody. How's it going? I'm good the other day side. She was wife died 44:14 Speaker 1 They told me they told me like sorry 44:16 Speaker 1 We don't have any of your aquafina yet the guy's wife died he hadn't restock the shell ship all right all right 44:21 Speaker 1 Well, I expect him to be back in a couple days 44:23 Speaker 1 Jesus I 44:25 Speaker 1 I don't know. I just feel like I mean they could find someone else very easily the stock the shells for me and his time of need 44:30 Speaker 1 But I mean I'll go back there and stock him if I have to that's fine with me 44:33 Speaker 1 I don't why don't the guys that work there just do it. I really lazy the grant bill one is real 44:38 Speaker 1 What's a lazy people there? Yeah? I 44:41 Speaker 1 The one we went to when we went with on the crazy safari trip that that gas station we stopped at they're just 44:46 Speaker 1 Granville's just a different breed of people man. They're just real 44:50 Speaker 1 Right on the edge of being criminals and the real lazy 44:52 Speaker 1 See, the gas station I go to is all Indian, right? 44:56 Speaker 1 Every one of them. 44:57 Speaker 1 And this is the, not the good one by my house. 44:59 Speaker 1 The one up the road a little bit. 45:01 Speaker 1 And every time I walk in there in the morning, 45:03 Speaker 1 there's a line of people and the guy, 45:06 Speaker 1 the one guy is working there 45:07 Speaker 1 and he's stocking all the shelves from the back, 45:10 Speaker 1 like to drink things. 45:11 Speaker 1 So he'll yell at you through the cooler. 45:13 Speaker 1 And he's like, I'll be right with you, man. 45:15 Speaker 1 I'll be right with you. 45:16 Speaker 1 And you're just, and there's a line of people 45:18 Speaker 1 and they're all like rolling their eyes. 45:19 Speaker 1 Come on, how did nobody just walk out 45:21 Speaker 1 with whatever they want? 45:22 Speaker 1 It's one man and he's back there stocking it from the back. 45:25 Speaker 1 And then he's back here, he'll come out and he'll be like, 45:27 Speaker 1 what's up, a VeeLo Wintergreen six? 45:30 Speaker 1 Yeah man. 45:31 Speaker 1 Oh, one guy, one guy. 45:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a, my main station though is Nifty. 45:37 Speaker 1 You know, that's a, but usually I don't hit them up 45:39 Speaker 1 till about, you know, lunchtime. 45:41 Speaker 1 And then usually you got the white guy in their victor 45:43 Speaker 1 and he was talking to the other, 45:45 Speaker 1 I don't know if he's Pakistani or Iranian or something 45:48 Speaker 1 like that, but they're in there talking 45:49 Speaker 1 about the Iranian war and everything. 45:51 Speaker 1 And he's just like, yeah, the victor was like, yeah, it's good. 45:53 Speaker 1 You know, I'm glad they struck him or, you know, they're taking care of him. 45:56 Speaker 1 And Ricky's just smiling and kind of chuckling. 45:59 Speaker 1 Now obviously his real name is that Ricky is probably like Rick and 46:01 Speaker 1 Dasha, McGosh off or something like that. 46:03 Speaker 1 And he goes like Ricky, I don't do a lot of family things. 46:05 Speaker 1 You know, I don't, I go over to my dad's house to eat dinner or lunch twice a year. 46:10 Speaker 1 Thanksgiving and dinner. 46:11 Speaker 1 I mean, Thanksgiving and Christmas, that's about it. 46:14 Speaker 1 My mom, you know, I visit her maybe twice a year, but I'm not a big family centric 46:18 Speaker 1 oriented guy. 46:19 Speaker 1 And I hope when I find someone I don't have to. 46:21 Speaker 1 They're not like that either. 46:22 Speaker 1 Hopefully like, no, we don't, I don't need to go to end walls. 46:25 Speaker 1 They don't need to come here. 46:26 Speaker 1 You're not wrong. 46:27 Speaker 1 You're not wrong. 46:28 Speaker 1 And I'll be honest with you. 46:29 Speaker 1 Like my mom was with her mother-in-law. 46:31 Speaker 1 Megan was with her mother-in-law. 46:32 Speaker 1 And it was just the whole time. 46:34 Speaker 1 And I'm just like, after the told to my mom and Megan, 46:37 Speaker 1 I was just like, yeah, man, we almost made it, you know? 46:40 Speaker 1 And I came upstairs before we tested the medication. 46:44 Speaker 1 And I was like, what are you doing? 46:45 Speaker 1 Like, why? 46:46 Speaker 1 Like you were so close. 46:47 Speaker 1 And she's like, she pushed the wrong button. 46:50 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, she did. 46:51 Speaker 1 I said, I'll be honest, like my mom definitely came at you hard 46:53 Speaker 1 with the whole softball talk, right? 46:55 Speaker 1 So my mom leaves this morning. 46:58 Speaker 1 And as soon as she walks out the door, I kid you not, dude. 47:01 Speaker 1 Like as the car is pulling away and my grandma's in her scooter 47:03 Speaker 1 and she's like waving goodbye to them, my grandma goes, 47:06 Speaker 1 can I tell you something but you won't tell anybody? 47:08 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh God. 47:09 Speaker 1 You're like, not really. 47:11 Speaker 1 Like, can you not tell me? 47:12 Speaker 1 And she goes, I'm going to tell you. 47:13 Speaker 1 I have to get it off my chest. 47:14 Speaker 1 I was like, OK, what? 47:15 Speaker 1 She goes, did you hear what your mother said to your father? 47:17 Speaker 1 And I said, no, I didn't. 47:18 Speaker 1 What, which part? 47:19 Speaker 1 She was, he called, she called him stupid. 47:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, OK, she's like, he is smart. 47:24 Speaker 1 He is a very smart boy. 47:25 Speaker 1 I raised a very smart boy. 47:27 Speaker 1 I don't appreciate her talking to him that way. 47:29 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what did you say something? 47:31 Speaker 1 She goes, no, I didn't say anything 47:32 Speaker 1 because I know it hurt her feelings. 47:34 Speaker 1 But I just wanted to let you know. 47:35 Speaker 1 I have to get it off my chest. 47:36 Speaker 1 It really bothered me. 47:37 Speaker 1 And I'm like, well, what are we doing? 47:39 Speaker 1 Like, why? 47:40 Speaker 1 Like, why do you want to throw me things? 47:42 Speaker 1 Well, I don't give a fuck. 47:43 Speaker 1 OK? 47:44 Speaker 1 I do not give a fuck. 47:44 Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck grandma. Why are you telling me this stuff? She eat my grandma 47:48 Speaker 1 I say some stuff, you know 47:49 Speaker 1 Don't mention about my mom or something like that every now and then like I don't give a fuck 47:53 Speaker 1 All right. This is a woman thing. Okay 47:55 Speaker 1 This is a thing that women just care about the dumbest things and they just got to start arguments 48:00 Speaker 1 They just got to find something wrong with another woman soon another woman shows up 48:04 Speaker 1 They're like oh, you know 48:05 Speaker 1 I got they got like show themselves off and they get a bit 48:08 Speaker 1 I'm the best one here 48:09 Speaker 1 I know more than you do and it's it's very 48:11 Speaker 1 a big headache, you know, and it even happens in like group, like gaggles of girls that are friends, one sets one off. 48:17 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a fucking nightmare. They're all crying. They're all calling each other bitches and everything. 48:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is, this is annoying. This hurts my head. That's why I don't want to do it. 48:24 Speaker 1 Well, it makes you really realize that the biggest bullet we ever dodged was Hillary Clinton becoming president because 48:29 Speaker 1 Kamala or Kamala. Oh my God. I just sit here and look at these women. And I love these women. 48:34 Speaker 1 Like all three of these women are very, very important to me in my life. 48:37 Speaker 1 But to be honest, if you asked me, hey, you can go hang, 48:41 Speaker 1 shouldn't even say this, I'm gonna get in trouble, 48:44 Speaker 1 you can go hang out with a dude that you've never met 48:47 Speaker 1 that has similar interests to you for three hours. 48:50 Speaker 1 Or you can go sit in a room with your grandmother, 48:53 Speaker 1 your mom, and your wife for three hours. 48:55 Speaker 1 Oh God. 48:56 Speaker 1 Choosing that dude all day. 48:57 Speaker 1 It's not even a question in my mind 48:59 Speaker 1 that I'd probably get along with him. 49:00 Speaker 1 And if I didn't, it would still be drama free. 49:03 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 49:04 Speaker 1 So I just don't understand. 49:05 Speaker 1 It's over. 49:06 Speaker 1 over. You could sit there and silence with that man for three hours. He's like, I'd be like, 49:09 Speaker 1 what did I do? Is there something right? 49:11 Speaker 1 I just feel like, you know, you just say one word to each other, like every 30 minutes and 49:16 Speaker 1 dudes are cool with that. Like, yeah, it was bro. It was so dramatic. The whole thing was my mom 49:20 Speaker 1 left this morning and she's leaving. She goes, well, happy birthday again. Just makes me 49:26 Speaker 1 sad that none of us will ever be in the same room again. 49:28 Speaker 1 Okay. Bye mom. Love you. Why would you say that? She goes, well, it's not going to happen. 49:34 Speaker 1 then either your grandmother's gonna pass away 49:36 Speaker 1 or I'm gonna pass away. 49:37 Speaker 1 Oh, now we're doing that. 49:39 Speaker 1 Now we gotta be like moms on her deathbed. 49:42 Speaker 1 Like the whole thing was just so, 49:45 Speaker 1 I'm just, it's almost over. 49:47 Speaker 1 It's just me and grandma now. 49:48 Speaker 1 My wife went to work today. 49:50 Speaker 1 I had to take grandma to the mall. 49:52 Speaker 1 And honestly, Brandon, if I even, 49:54 Speaker 1 if I need a GoPro, I need those glasses you wear 49:57 Speaker 1 because the things that happen, 49:59 Speaker 1 none of it's even remotely believable. 50:01 Speaker 1 And for instance, if I told you that my grandmother 50:06 Speaker 1 got stuck on a speed bump in middle of the road today, 50:10 Speaker 1 would you believe that? 50:11 Speaker 1 She's bottomed out. 50:13 Speaker 1 She bottomed out and I didn't, 50:15 Speaker 1 and there's traffic everywhere and I said, 50:17 Speaker 1 Grammy, you can't cross the road when there's not a crosswalk. 50:20 Speaker 1 She's like, I can do whatever I want, boy. 50:22 Speaker 1 And she just takes off on rabbit speed 50:25 Speaker 1 and hits this speed bump going at least 10 miles per hour. 50:28 Speaker 1 She bam. 50:30 Speaker 1 And remember, I haven't bought this scooter yet. 50:31 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm going to have to because she just destroyed the entire undercarriage 50:34 Speaker 1 of it. 50:35 Speaker 1 She's like, wow. 50:36 Speaker 1 And she hits it back wheels off the ground. 50:39 Speaker 1 Front wheels, not no power. 50:41 Speaker 1 Back wheels are just spinning. 50:42 Speaker 1 And there's all these cars everywhere. 50:44 Speaker 1 And I, and I said, Graham, what, what are you, what are you doing? 50:47 Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm stuck. 50:48 Speaker 1 I'll get off of it. 50:49 Speaker 1 I'm like, how are you going to get off of it? 50:50 Speaker 1 There's not even a remote, remote possibility. 50:53 Speaker 1 You're going to get off this. 50:54 Speaker 1 So now I have to go out there and try to lift this entire scooter with 50:58 Speaker 1 my grandmother in it over this scooter over this thing and push her because the wheels aren't 51:04 Speaker 1 touching the ground. Cars are just lined up man on both sides while I'm out there doing 51:09 Speaker 1 it. And I was like, yeah, you're so can you just listen to me? And she's like, I'll listen. 51:13 Speaker 1 And I said, Graham, but don't go that way. There's a curb. She's like, I'm not going 51:16 Speaker 1 that way. And she cuts it left. And she goes, whoa, I'm gonna hit the curb with the front 51:20 Speaker 1 wheel because there's no ramp. And she almost had had flips over the front of the freaking 51:25 Speaker 1 scooter. I said, I'm not bringing to the mall anymore. It's too much for you. You can't handle 51:29 Speaker 1 them all. The mall's out of your out of your reach. All art only, all art only. And then, 51:34 Speaker 1 and then she said she wanted to eat. And I said, what do you want to eat? And she said spaghetti. 51:39 Speaker 1 And I'm saying, Graham, there's no spaghetti in the food court. They got everything here, 51:44 Speaker 1 but there's no spaghetti. She goes, they have spaghetti. I was like, they don't have spaghetti. 51:48 Speaker 1 I they have spaghetti. So we walk all through the food court, right? And I'm showing her. There's 51:53 Speaker 1 There's nowhere that sells spaghetti. 51:55 Speaker 1 She gets to the Chinese restaurant. 52:00 Speaker 1 She goes, I told you they got spaghetti. 52:03 Speaker 1 It's not spaghetti. 52:04 Speaker 1 She goes, yes it is. 52:05 Speaker 1 And she walks, she drives over to the glass 52:07 Speaker 1 and she points at it. 52:08 Speaker 1 So that's low main. 52:09 Speaker 1 She's like, that's exactly what that is. 52:12 Speaker 1 That's spaghetti. 52:13 Speaker 1 I said, that is low main grandma. 52:14 Speaker 1 She goes, eh, Chinese spaghetti. 52:16 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, I can't argue with all that. 52:19 Speaker 1 It's so I. 52:20 Speaker 1 So she had a huge plate of Chinese spaghetti for lunch. 52:23 Speaker 1 And then she made me take her to Sephora 52:25 Speaker 1 because she has too many wrinkles. 52:26 Speaker 1 And she said, I need to get rid of my wrinkles 52:28 Speaker 1 and I've never used a wrinkle cream. 52:29 Speaker 1 And the people at Sephora, I know who you are. 52:32 Speaker 1 I hope you rot in hell. 52:33 Speaker 1 Every one of you saw her come in there, 52:35 Speaker 1 95 years old on Scooter and sold her the most expensive 52:38 Speaker 1 anti-aging cream you could find. 52:41 Speaker 1 And who do you think had to pay for it? 52:42 Speaker 1 Because grandma pulled, I gotta talk late 52:46 Speaker 1 because grandma's downstairs here. 52:46 Speaker 1 I don't wanna hear this. 52:48 Speaker 1 So she put little bottle too, little bottle. 52:51 Speaker 1 It's Sephora, little. 52:53 Speaker 1 my grandma goes up. All right, I'm going to get this. I said, okay. She goes here. She hands me $20. 53:00 Speaker 1 I said, okay, I don't know what this is. So I get up there. 127. Oh my God. And I just sat there 53:08 Speaker 1 and I look at her and she's like, do I owe you anything? And she's got to change purse. 53:12 Speaker 1 She's like, there's not even a boy. She's like, do I owe you anymore? And I was like, 53:18 Speaker 1 Nope. Exactly $20 grandma. Exactly $20. She's like, Oh, good. I'm excited to use it. So awesome. 53:26 Speaker 1 Hold the Pennsylvania be like, can you believe they're ripping me off up here? 53:30 Speaker 1 Six times the amount of what we paid. Can you buy me some down there and ship it to me? I'll send you 53:35 Speaker 1 a hundred to give me five dollars, please. I'm going to spend in seven hundred dollars a 53:39 Speaker 1 four on aging. And the lady, the lady goes, have you ever used a wrinkle cream? She goes, 53:47 Speaker 1 look at these things. I've never touched him in my life." And she goes, well then why are 53:51 Speaker 1 you starting down? She fell asleep. She goes, they're getting really bad. 53:58 Speaker 1 I don't mind a little wrinkle, but these are getting bad. Dude, it was so bad. So anyway, that 54:04 Speaker 1 was my day. That whole conversation right there is why we never have and never will have a president 54:09 Speaker 1 as a woman. Exactly. Every man, no matter what their political beliefs was, was like, I know what 54:14 Speaker 1 what happens when women get into positions of power 54:17 Speaker 1 or they get into a gaggle and they're making decisions, 54:20 Speaker 1 it's gonna be bad. 54:20 Speaker 1 I mean, it's gotta be the truth 54:22 Speaker 1 because they lost both the Trump, you know what I'm saying? 54:25 Speaker 1 Like Biden goes in there, he's half dead, 54:27 Speaker 1 but they're like, at least he's a guy. 54:28 Speaker 1 Let's vote for him, he barely wins. 54:30 Speaker 1 And then they're like, oh, we're gonna put Kamala up. 54:32 Speaker 1 They're like, oh yeah, no, no, no, I can't tell my wife 54:35 Speaker 1 or my coworkers who I voted for, 54:36 Speaker 1 but I definitely can't vote for this woman. 54:38 Speaker 1 No, you guys think this war in Iran's bad? 54:41 Speaker 1 If we had a woman in the presidency, 54:44 Speaker 1 we would either be at war with everyone 54:46 Speaker 1 or we'd have already been taken over. 54:47 Speaker 1 There's no in between with a woman. 54:49 Speaker 1 There's a- 54:50 Speaker 1 They're gonna wait till their period hits 54:51 Speaker 1 and then rush to the tacking, you know? 54:53 Speaker 1 Red Army's gonna attack the Red River. 54:55 Speaker 1 Oh God, that's gross. 54:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think I mentioned that before, 54:59 Speaker 1 but can you imagine how like fucked up, 55:01 Speaker 1 I mean, we'd have a government shutdown once a month. 55:03 Speaker 1 It'd be bad. 55:05 Speaker 1 It'd be crazy. 55:06 Speaker 1 We already do, actually, it doesn't matter. 55:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, but I think that's for other reasons. 55:10 Speaker 1 I think if, you know, you had a woman like, 55:12 Speaker 1 I just can't do it with this right now. 55:13 Speaker 1 Just put it on hold. 55:14 Speaker 1 I'll get to it later. 55:15 Speaker 1 And then I'll cut through shutdown. 55:17 Speaker 1 Like what the fuck's going on here? 55:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll never vote for one, bro. 55:19 Speaker 1 I mean, my wife has ruined that for me. 55:22 Speaker 1 I love this ruin that for me. 55:23 Speaker 1 I think every song is meant to hold the majority. 55:26 Speaker 1 I don't think there's going to be, you know, 55:29 Speaker 1 any woman present anytime soon. 55:30 Speaker 1 I don't even think that's also the problem is 55:32 Speaker 1 I don't even think women would agree to vote for a woman. 55:34 Speaker 1 Cause it's going to be the same problem. 55:36 Speaker 1 No, she did this or she did that or she's a whore. 55:38 Speaker 1 She's dirty. 55:39 Speaker 1 She's, I'm not voting for her. 55:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, they all talk about each other. 55:42 Speaker 1 Every single woman I know talks about another woman, 55:44 Speaker 1 even if they love each other and their family, 55:46 Speaker 1 they talk about each other. 55:47 Speaker 1 My mother-in-law called me on my birthday. 55:50 Speaker 1 My mother-in-law doesn't talk to me at all. 55:52 Speaker 1 And I looked at my phone, 55:54 Speaker 1 then Megan's sitting over there doing whatever in the kitchen. 55:56 Speaker 1 I said, your mom's calling me. 55:58 Speaker 1 She goes, well, yeah, it's your birthday. 56:00 Speaker 1 She's never called me on my birthday. 56:03 Speaker 1 Okay, so I answered it. 56:04 Speaker 1 And she's like, hey, and she's like so sweet, right? 56:07 Speaker 1 I'm like, what's going on? 56:08 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 56:09 Speaker 1 She's going, oh my God, you know, 56:11 Speaker 1 so we're doing this, we're doing that. 56:12 Speaker 1 I can't wait to come back and see you. 56:13 Speaker 1 I'm like, wow, she's really being nice, right? 56:16 Speaker 1 So that was the end of the conversation. 56:17 Speaker 1 I was like, birthday, we hang up. 56:19 Speaker 1 So me and my wife are getting into it. 56:21 Speaker 1 And I'm like, hey, like my mom went at you hard tonight. 56:25 Speaker 1 But if it makes you feel any better, 56:28 Speaker 1 your mom goes at me like that every time I see her. 56:31 Speaker 1 And she goes, you will not say that. 56:33 Speaker 1 My mother called you today and wished you a happy birthday. 56:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, why are you talking about her mom 56:37 Speaker 1 and your other banging? 56:38 Speaker 1 That's weird. 56:39 Speaker 1 No, it was pre. 56:40 Speaker 1 It was pre. 56:41 Speaker 1 pre-bang. Let me go and get this off my dick. I mean my chest. 56:46 Speaker 1 Your mother, you know, she's she's a problem also. Okay, all you women 56:49 Speaker 1 are just problems. She just told her that I was I just I didn't 56:54 Speaker 1 want to start. I'm all right. Just say getting to what the chuck 56:57 Speaker 1 real quick. So I get this off the chest. All right, we'll go 57:00 Speaker 1 and get into what the chick. What the chug? Yeah, you want to 57:05 Speaker 1 check me? Chuck you real hard. 57:07 Speaker 1 Chuck me chuck me chuck me chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh 57:12 Speaker 1 Chuck 57:13 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 57:17 Speaker 1 DJ 57:19 Speaker 1 I know you guys I know everybody's wondering everybody's curious 57:22 Speaker 1 What is this medication all about does it really do anything? 57:26 Speaker 1 Crystal Roach, I'd like to thank you for the text you sent me that said happy birthday. You broke the bastard 57:32 Speaker 1 Thank you really appreciate nothing sweeter 57:35 Speaker 1 nothing sweeter than a guy telling another guy, you know, happy birthday you broken D. Okay? 57:40 Speaker 1 Because, you know, it's not like I'm self-conscious about it. But if I was you, people would make 57:44 Speaker 1 me want to jump off a bridge. So I really do appreciate your guys' sympathy and empathy 57:49 Speaker 1 in this situation. So anyway, so last night, you know, I had the softball game and I had 57:58 Speaker 1 these Viagra's that Megan picked up at the pharmacy. You took him to the softball game 58:03 Speaker 1 with you. No, no, I had him at home. Megan had to go pick him up. Remember? Yeah. And then she 58:08 Speaker 1 gets home and she's like the lady laughed when she gave him to me. I'm like, no, she did not. 58:12 Speaker 1 You're a liar. Okay. God hears you. She didn't laugh. She's like, she's definitely smiled. Whatever. 58:18 Speaker 1 So anyway, I get to a softball game. I get home as soon as I get home, I run up and take one of 58:24 Speaker 1 these things. Because at this point, it's eight o'clock at night. Just I know I'm gonna get going. 58:28 Speaker 1 We got to go. I'm crunching. I'm like, like the candles. I'll be right back. Right. I run upstairs. 58:33 Speaker 1 and I take one and I go down there and we have our birthday party and of course my mom and my grandma and my 58:40 Speaker 1 My wife are all 58:42 Speaker 1 Shootin jabs and throwing 58:44 Speaker 1 Jabs at each other and I had two pieces of cake cuz I just wanted to keep feeding my face that way I have to get involved 58:50 Speaker 1 I feel like when you're eating actively eating nobody can bring you into it. So I just kept eating man 58:55 Speaker 1 That's exactly what was happening. 59:03 Speaker 1 So we get up here to the room and we're talking about this whole thing and I'm looking at, 59:08 Speaker 1 you know, I'm trying to be like sympathetic to my wife and I love her and I want to listen 59:14 Speaker 1 to her point of view. 59:15 Speaker 1 But I'm also looking at the time and they said two hours is when it's at Max Potency. 59:20 Speaker 1 Check it out. 59:21 Speaker 1 You got three minutes. 59:22 Speaker 1 at this point it was probably 847. 59:25 Speaker 1 So I had 13 minutes before it was, 59:29 Speaker 1 I don't know how it works. 59:29 Speaker 1 I've never done this before. 59:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know how this works. 59:32 Speaker 1 But capacity, your Lord. 59:33 Speaker 1 So I don't know what's going on. 59:35 Speaker 1 So I ended up, you know, about 13 minutes after 59:38 Speaker 1 we started the conversation, I was like, okay, 59:40 Speaker 1 kids are in bed, let's go to bed. 59:42 Speaker 1 And she's like, I'll make sure the kids are in bed. 59:44 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, Jesus. 59:44 Speaker 1 So I'm running down there and I'm like, 59:46 Speaker 1 I'm like trying to get the kids in bed. 59:48 Speaker 1 Everything's going really well. 59:49 Speaker 1 I come back and shut the door. 59:50 Speaker 1 I get in bed, Megan's in bed, and then Sydney comes in. 59:53 Speaker 1 It comes in the freak, comes in the freakin' door, dude. 59:56 Speaker 1 And you know, we're just laying there, 59:58 Speaker 1 and Sydney's like, so, I'm trying to pick out 1:00:01 Speaker 1 my outfit for tomorrow, and she got that much out, 1:00:04 Speaker 1 and I said, for the love of God, and she goes, 1:00:08 Speaker 1 jeez, fine, go to bed, and she walks away, 1:00:12 Speaker 1 and she leaves the door wide open. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 I said, Sydney, shut the door, and she's like, 1:00:15 Speaker 1 shut it yourself, and she just walks in. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.