The Greatest Wedding In History EP-409 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-12
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This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:04 Speaker 1 I made it to a Monday. We got a lot of new people here so we're changed up the intro a little bit 0:08 Speaker 1 So you guys don't have to listen to two minutes worth of this claim 0:11 Speaker 1 But on this day back in 1492 Christopher Columbus 0:15 Speaker 1 Sailed the ocean blue and my mouth is all fucked up 0:19 Speaker 1 But a quick word advised from our attorneys morning when you're about to hear the funny shit in your life 0:23 Speaker 1 With that being said the comments made by Brandon Chuck do not reflect their views everything said in the show is protected under parody law 0:27 Speaker 1 In no way shape or form is anything said or done on the show is real everything is all props enjoy the show 0:31 Speaker 1 I'm going to be doing this 0:32 Speaker 1 for you. 0:33 Speaker 1 Alright, my name is Brandon 0:34 Speaker 1 Thrasher. 0:35 Speaker 1 It is the end of the day. 0:36 Speaker 1 Charles, Charles, I aren't 0:37 Speaker 1 fizz from a very interesting 0:38 Speaker 1 recording location that we will 0:39 Speaker 1 get to here very shortly. 0:40 Speaker 1 How are you doing, bud? 0:41 Speaker 1 Knowing you're recording here 0:42 Speaker 1 at the beach and Christopher 0:43 Speaker 1 Columbus on this day came probably 0:45 Speaker 1 where you are. 0:46 Speaker 1 Pretty close. 0:47 Speaker 1 Oh, you think that's why I'm 0:48 Speaker 1 here? 0:49 Speaker 1 You think I can? 0:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 0:51 Speaker 1 You want to look out for? 0:52 Speaker 1 I'm in a very bad mood right 0:53 Speaker 1 now. 0:54 Speaker 1 And I know I'm in a bad mood because 0:55 Speaker 1 I had to do technology and I 0:56 Speaker 1 don't do technology and never in 0:57 Speaker 1 my life have I had to hook up a 0:59 Speaker 1 link on a roof of a freakin' condo just so I could see you. 1:04 Speaker 1 Okay? 1:05 Speaker 1 You think I'm happy right now? 1:06 Speaker 1 I'm not happy. 1:07 Speaker 1 This is a freakin' nightmare. 1:08 Speaker 1 I know when Chuck's not happy when he texts me and he's cussing in his text messages. 1:11 Speaker 1 That's how you know he's really mad. 1:13 Speaker 1 He's angry, he's upset. 1:15 Speaker 1 Because I've never, dude, okay, when it says find your network, your Wi-Fi, and you know 1:22 Speaker 1 I'm not technical, I don't do this, okay? 1:24 Speaker 1 And it says find your Wi-Fi and I see a through like 1:28 Speaker 1 And I can see everybody's a through f and then I'm like, okay. I just want to scroll down 1:32 Speaker 1 Why would they let me do that they won't so I'm not allowed to scroll down? 1:35 Speaker 1 So I can't find Starlink so I had to rename my star link Brandon's like make it a star link 1:40 Speaker 1 So I did and that's the only way I found it and now I pissed off because I can't figure out a freaking Mac book 1:45 Speaker 1 But anyway, yes, I mean Panama City Beach where the hurricane hit on Friday night 1:50 Speaker 1 And I got lots of stuff to tell you but let's get back to Christopher Lumbus. Go ahead. Yeah 1:56 Speaker 1 Oh Christopher Columbus and his crew made landfall in the Bahamas marking the first documented European arrival in the Americas 2:02 Speaker 1 But I don't really understand that part because I mean we didn't even own the Bahamas at the time 2:05 Speaker 1 So how's that like America? I thought they would have to actually land mainland 2:09 Speaker 1 Didn't they just go there and like do a lot of sex and stuff? 2:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're both a sex and murdering and then they left it like go to this big this big island over here 2:17 Speaker 1 Oh, well, this is actually a landmass not island and then come here and he come hang out and you know 2:22 Speaker 1 It's weird is that Christopher Columbus. I don't know if you're a bit of the Bahamas 2:25 Speaker 1 But he you know there's not a lot of white people there 2:27 Speaker 1 So if that tells you what kind of girls Christopher Columbus was into 2:30 Speaker 1 He liked the ladies. You like the you like the African American women 2:33 Speaker 1 I think after being on a ship for a couple years. You're probably paying anything that's got up a job 2:39 Speaker 1 Probably looking at it like what was that guinea pig doing over there? Yeah 2:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know I saw I saw a lot of you know a lot of people over the years have said we should not have 2:47 Speaker 1 Christopher Columbus celebration we should not celebrate him blah blah because he raped and pillaged and did all this stuff 2:52 Speaker 1 But dude back then that was kind of normal right like that's what they did like you would lay in on an island 2:56 Speaker 1 You were like I'm taking this is my own and then once you impregnate 3:00 Speaker 1 I don't know 30 40 women you leave and that's we're all relatives and in some way shape or form 3:05 Speaker 1 We're probably all related to Christopher Columbus 3:07 Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean that's kind of how you know like cigarettes 3:10 Speaker 1 We're the people that know is bad spoke cigarettes back in the 70s and 60s and then you get you know 3:14 Speaker 1 So, 2000, 2015 and people were like, 3:16 Speaker 1 oh, cigarettes are actually really bad for you. 3:18 Speaker 1 Same thing with raping and pillaging back in the day. 3:20 Speaker 1 I think people just thought that's just what you did 3:21 Speaker 1 when you showed up somewhere new. 3:23 Speaker 1 And then, 100 years later, they're saying 3:24 Speaker 1 they were bad people for doing it. 3:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's just what the times were. 3:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, you can't buck the system. 3:30 Speaker 1 You know, not that I would do it. 3:31 Speaker 1 I mean, honestly, if I was an explorer, 3:33 Speaker 1 I would never have done that. 3:35 Speaker 1 But I can see you doing that. 3:36 Speaker 1 Like, if you were an explorer, you would have done that. 3:38 Speaker 1 Oh, raping pillage? 3:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:40 Speaker 1 I mean, that's just what you did. 3:41 Speaker 1 That's what you had to do to be a good, 3:43 Speaker 1 to be a good, you know, a season, you know? 3:45 Speaker 1 I got so much wind coming through. 3:49 Speaker 1 I like trying to like, and you know, I'm in a car right now. 3:51 Speaker 1 I'm literally in the back of the Pathfinder. 3:53 Speaker 1 If I back out here, it looks like I'm doing hurricane coverage. 3:56 Speaker 1 Cause you hear the difference. 3:59 Speaker 1 I was like, I was going on there. 4:01 Speaker 1 Cause he said you're on the roof. 4:02 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is this like hatch thing above him? 4:04 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what, he tried the fucking car on the roof? 4:06 Speaker 1 You're actually in a parking garage. 4:07 Speaker 1 What you're in. 4:08 Speaker 1 I'm at the top of the parking garage. 4:09 Speaker 1 I was on the 14th floor. 4:10 Speaker 1 And you can see, you can see the beach behind me. 4:15 Speaker 1 And dude, I had to drive up this fricking, 4:17 Speaker 1 I'm on the fourth floor, that's where my room's at. 4:19 Speaker 1 But I had to go to the 14th, so I'm just like, 4:20 Speaker 1 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 4:22 Speaker 1 Driving in circles all the way up here. 4:24 Speaker 1 Obviously there's nobody up here, 4:25 Speaker 1 because why would you park on the 14th floor? 4:27 Speaker 1 That's stupid. 4:28 Speaker 1 But I had to come up here 4:29 Speaker 1 because my star link only works up here. 4:31 Speaker 1 So that's what I'm doing now. 4:32 Speaker 1 I'm up here, I got a good view of Walmart 4:34 Speaker 1 and Pineapple Willies and the beach 4:37 Speaker 1 where my family's enjoying the day. 4:40 Speaker 1 And I'm up here with you. 4:41 Speaker 1 Can you see them from where you are right now? 4:43 Speaker 1 No, no, because I do there are a lot of people here. 4:47 Speaker 1 I'm surprised because that hurricane it tore through here. 4:50 Speaker 1 It's pretty it's pretty messy. 4:52 Speaker 1 The only the biggest issue is there's no Wi-Fi. 4:54 Speaker 1 So the entire island or Panama City Beach is without Wi-Fi. 4:59 Speaker 1 So that's why I had to get the stupid Starling system that 5:02 Speaker 1 Brandon has been trying to talk me into getting forever. 5:05 Speaker 1 And I didn't want to because I don't want to spend the money. 5:09 Speaker 1 But then I was like, you know, what am I going to do? 5:10 Speaker 1 So I went to Pineapple Willys and I said, Hey, I'm not a podcast. 5:15 Speaker 1 Okay. 5:16 Speaker 1 And I want to use your guys's Wi-Fi because they have limited Wi-Fi. 5:20 Speaker 1 And they said, okay, what do you need? 5:21 Speaker 1 I said, I just need a place to sit. 5:23 Speaker 1 I'm going to hook up. 5:24 Speaker 1 I'll record right here at the bar. 5:25 Speaker 1 I don't even care. 5:26 Speaker 1 Like, is that okay? 5:28 Speaker 1 And they go, they go, well, what's the name of the podcast? 5:31 Speaker 1 I was like, why is I even matter? 5:34 Speaker 1 So I told them the name of the podcast and the man was like, 5:36 Speaker 1 Joe Rogan, I'm going. 5:38 Speaker 1 I know I know I know so the manager goes okay 5:41 Speaker 1 Um, let me let me talk to the other manager the general manager see what we can do 5:44 Speaker 1 So she said do you have like a link to yours Instagram or anything like that? 5:47 Speaker 1 I said yeah, yeah, so I did I I sent her I gave her a link, but it's like to one of our um, you know 5:54 Speaker 1 PG ish clips and then 5:57 Speaker 1 Before that was not a PG ish clip and so they're back there and the lady comes out and she goes oh my god 6:04 Speaker 1 You guys this show is so funny, but we just don't think we can have flight you do it here 6:13 Speaker 1 And dude like I'm the good one we're gonna take the entire 6:18 Speaker 1 Stock of pineapple willies like we record one episode there. You just see like next day like breaking pineapple willies 6:23 Speaker 1 No falling for foreclosure 6:25 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna give them any exposure 6:26 Speaker 1 So if anybody's here right now, and I know there are people here and you want somewhere to go 6:30 Speaker 1 Don't go to pineapple willies, okay? 6:32 Speaker 1 Because they don't support the podcast 6:33 Speaker 1 and the, but the roof of the palms of Panama City, 6:36 Speaker 1 they do, they do support the podcast fully 6:39 Speaker 1 and that's why I'm up here, so it's exciting. 6:41 Speaker 1 Well you didn't, you didn't, 6:42 Speaker 1 do you tell anybody you were going to record 6:43 Speaker 1 on the top of the parking garage? 6:45 Speaker 1 You just kind of set up and you're like, 6:46 Speaker 1 all right, I'm good. 6:47 Speaker 1 I just came up here and the car's running. 6:48 Speaker 1 I got a 110 outlet, I figure for an hour, 6:51 Speaker 1 I can let the car run and I can get this show in. 6:53 Speaker 1 By tomorrow we're hoping we have Wi-Fi. 6:56 Speaker 1 If not, I'll be back in the same situation and it's okay. 6:59 Speaker 1 It's, it is what it is, man. 7:00 Speaker 1 I'm making it work. 7:01 Speaker 1 Well, at least it's not raining right now. 7:02 Speaker 1 And I do feel like you're a news reporter and you're like on scene telling the hurricane 7:05 Speaker 1 game through and fuck everything. 7:07 Speaker 1 But here we are. 7:08 Speaker 1 Let's talk about boobs and Chris working on this and raping and filming exactly. 7:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 7:13 Speaker 1 Yep. 7:14 Speaker 1 Yep. 7:15 Speaker 1 We did we left Atlanta during the when it was like hitting yes or was it Friday? 7:18 Speaker 1 I was about to say pick up. 7:19 Speaker 1 Pick up pick up on Friday when you guys left because we were expecting a hurricane to come 7:22 Speaker 1 in. 7:23 Speaker 1 We didn't know what time it was going to hit. 7:24 Speaker 1 They were talking about Friday night maybe into Saturday morning Saturday afternoon and 7:28 Speaker 1 And from what I know down here, it moved through pretty quick. 7:30 Speaker 1 It came through Friday night. 7:31 Speaker 1 I sat, yeah, Friday night, I guess Saturday morning. 7:35 Speaker 1 I sat on the front porch with the kitten and drank beard 7:37 Speaker 1 about six in the morning, just watching the storm came up, 7:39 Speaker 1 coming in. 7:40 Speaker 1 Got pretty gnarly, man. 7:41 Speaker 1 It was fun though. 7:42 Speaker 1 It felt good. 7:42 Speaker 1 A lot of rain, real wet. 7:44 Speaker 1 But that was my night. 7:45 Speaker 1 You were driving that morning. 7:46 Speaker 1 So how did that go for you? 7:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 7:48 Speaker 1 I got up that morning. 7:49 Speaker 1 I left at 9 o'clock in the morning, 7:50 Speaker 1 and we thought, well, we knew the rain was bad, 7:53 Speaker 1 but we were like, I will be fine. 7:54 Speaker 1 We know we're going toward a hurricane, 7:57 Speaker 1 and we're gonna be able to skirt around it. 7:58 Speaker 1 So it was going through Alabama, 8:00 Speaker 1 we were coming up Florida. 8:01 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, Georgia. 8:02 Speaker 1 So we left at nine in the morning, dude. 8:04 Speaker 1 It is pouring rain. 8:06 Speaker 1 It is like the heaviest rain I've ever been in. 8:07 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, this is gonna suck, dude. 8:08 Speaker 1 Like this whole drive is gonna suck. 8:10 Speaker 1 Well, we get to like noon in Georgia 8:12 Speaker 1 and right when we get into noon in, 8:15 Speaker 1 the rain subsides and it looks nice. 8:17 Speaker 1 And I'm like, well, let's go to Cracker Barrel. 8:19 Speaker 1 You know, we'll go in there. 8:20 Speaker 1 By the time we're done, it'll be good. 8:22 Speaker 1 So I walk in and I've never been 8:23 Speaker 1 to a Cracker Barrel with this many people. 8:25 Speaker 1 You know, you always see the checkerboards outside Crackerboro, and you're like, what are those four? 8:30 Speaker 1 There must have been 8:32 Speaker 1 30 old people out there 8:34 Speaker 1 Legitimately having a checkers like tournament like they were out there like checkering it up and switching seats 8:40 Speaker 1 Like this is nuts. So they said oh your weight's gonna be 45 minutes like 45 minutes 8:45 Speaker 1 I'm gonna crack a bill. What are we doing here? So we get in there we get our freaking table 8:50 Speaker 1 We sit down and Megan I don't know if you know this but Cracker Barrel is now serving alcohol. That's like yes 8:54 Speaker 1 Yes. Oh, I got to tell you. 8:55 Speaker 1 They're new thing. 8:56 Speaker 1 Real quick. 8:57 Speaker 1 I got to tell you something. 8:58 Speaker 1 So when you walked in that crack of barrel right there on the right, they got those two 8:59 Speaker 1 tables, the round ones. 9:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:02 Speaker 1 All right. 9:03 Speaker 1 So there was the day they fucking started serving alcohol. 9:05 Speaker 1 We sat not at the first one on the right, but the second one, the guy near the kitchen entrance, 9:08 Speaker 1 but everybody can see you when you walk in. 9:10 Speaker 1 The day they started serving beer is me jutting in Deaf August. 9:13 Speaker 1 We go up there and we're just ordering beers, beers, beers, and the ladies not taking our 9:17 Speaker 1 cans off the table. 9:18 Speaker 1 So they just bring it out a can and like a small glass. 9:21 Speaker 1 So by like towards the end of the meal, we just got like 25 beer cans just sitting 9:25 Speaker 1 on the bucket table. It looks so fucking rough. And then we went back in like a month later 9:30 Speaker 1 and there was like a two drink maximum after they saw that happen. All the old people were 9:35 Speaker 1 pissed that they saw us up there drinking a bunch of beer. And then since then they've 9:37 Speaker 1 lifted the band so you can drink more than just two. Oh yeah, Megan, Megan definitely 9:42 Speaker 1 took advantage of two. She got two mimosas in there. Yes, I love it. By the time we left, 9:47 Speaker 1 we've been in there for an hour and a half. And I'm just like, well, you know, didn't 9:50 Speaker 1 matter because the resort that were staying at didn't have power. They didn't have water. 9:54 Speaker 1 They had nothing. So we're like, what are we going to do if we get there? We have nowhere 9:56 Speaker 1 to stay. So we're calling around. We're trying to get a backup plan. I ended up calling 9:59 Speaker 1 Tindallair Force Base and they had some lodging available. So if we needed it, we could have 10:03 Speaker 1 did that. But I'm like, you know what? Who cares? Man, this isn't a venture. It's fun. 10:06 Speaker 1 So we drive through, we get to LaFlua, Alabama. And I don't even know how to pronounce or 10:12 Speaker 1 how to spell it. Like that sounds right. How do you say you F. A. L. A. You follow that 10:17 Speaker 1 sounds right. Yeah. That's the one I've been trees in there and they did they did a famous movie there. 10:21 Speaker 1 Yes. And it's like a historic place and it's all the trees and the houses are like mansions. 10:25 Speaker 1 Oh, well, they're plantation homes. Yeah. And I literally said I could have been a plantation owner 10:32 Speaker 1 and Carter goes, you'd had slaves. I'm like, what? I said, I didn't see that. I said, I would shut 10:38 Speaker 1 off. I would. I said, I would have been a plantation owner. He goes, that means you had slaves, dad. 10:43 Speaker 1 And I said, I didn't say that dude. 10:45 Speaker 1 And he's like, that's what you just said. 10:46 Speaker 1 Like, what the? 10:47 Speaker 1 OK, liberal, you know? 10:48 Speaker 1 Whatever. 10:49 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we're driving through. 10:51 Speaker 1 Well, there's a huge billboard. 10:52 Speaker 1 And this is nuts. 10:53 Speaker 1 I've never seen anything like this. 10:54 Speaker 1 I almost took a picture. 10:54 Speaker 1 I wish I could have and send it to you. 10:56 Speaker 1 It was this gnarly foot with like black toes and like black 11:03 Speaker 1 sores all over it. 11:04 Speaker 1 And it said, before you amputate, call doctor so-and-so, right? 11:11 Speaker 1 And I'm sitting there looking at the board. 11:13 Speaker 1 And I didn't want to say anything. 11:14 Speaker 1 And Megan goes, why do they have that billboard there? 11:17 Speaker 1 And I was like, I don't know. 11:18 Speaker 1 How do people in Alabama fuck their feet up bad? 11:20 Speaker 1 How many people get an amputation and fricking flu 11:23 Speaker 1 at whatever that place is in Alabama? 11:25 Speaker 1 You file, I'm like, dude, that's nuts. 11:27 Speaker 1 I've never seen a sign that said before you amputate, 11:30 Speaker 1 call this doctor. 11:31 Speaker 1 Like how many people are losing a foot? 11:33 Speaker 1 Like everybody's de-unsanter. 11:34 Speaker 1 So anyway, we thought that was crazy, but that's Alabama. 11:37 Speaker 1 So we didn't really get too worked up about it. 11:39 Speaker 1 So we're almost here, and I get a phone call. 11:42 Speaker 1 And this is great. So, so Firebreak has been watching my house, Firebake, Firebreak 11:47 Speaker 1 Patrick. He's been watching the house. He's, he's our go-to babysitter, dog sitter, 11:51 Speaker 1 because well, he was homeless for a while. We let him live with us. He knows the in-house. 11:54 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Like he knows the door code. He knows what to do. 11:57 Speaker 1 He's like, Chuck, can I sleep in a bed this time? Like sure, buddy. 12:00 Speaker 1 He's in the bed out of the floor. Yeah. Yeah. August won't be there. You can have a bed. 12:04 Speaker 1 So, so he calls us, listen to this story. This is the craziest story I've ever heard Brandon. 12:09 Speaker 1 So his daughter is going on a cruise out of Port Canaveral going to Mexico, Honduras, and one other location. 12:16 Speaker 1 It's a seven day. And Royal Caribbean said, hey, you have to have a stamped or original birth certificate to go on this cruise. 12:25 Speaker 1 So she's going with a few other girls and there's a couple of moms that are taking them. Well, they can't find her birth certificate. 12:30 Speaker 1 Her birth certificate, as of Saturday is missing. Okay. 12:33 Speaker 1 And I'm guessing she doesn't have a passport. She does not. So Patrick calls me and he goes, Hey, man, can you get somebody 12:39 Speaker 1 to watch the dog on Saturday, I'm going to drive to Orlando and get her on this cruise. 12:44 Speaker 1 I said, what are you talking about? 12:46 Speaker 1 He said, yeah, her mom lost her birth certificate, but I have a copy of it. 12:49 Speaker 1 But I'm going to drive down to go to walk her up to like TSA or whatever they're called 12:54 Speaker 1 for the cruise ship and get her on the ship. 12:56 Speaker 1 And I said, I don't think that's going to work. 12:58 Speaker 1 Like, if it says you have to have an original or a stamp, I don't think you going as the dad's 13:02 Speaker 1 going to make them change their mind. 13:03 Speaker 1 He's like, well, it's worth a shot. 13:05 Speaker 1 This dude left Saturday morning at two in the morning to drive there to get around the ship 13:10 Speaker 1 So anyway, they get there and you know, they all flew they get there and one of the girls 13:16 Speaker 1 Left her birth certificate at her house 13:18 Speaker 1 Okay, so now they're freaking out it gets better. It gets better 13:22 Speaker 1 See so they had to this is nuts 13:24 Speaker 1 You ever heard of what I know you've heard of it like door-dash or like, you know would people like uber eats like those divers 13:30 Speaker 1 There's a dude there's a service that you can you can pay I can pay Brandon $800 13:38 Speaker 1 Book you a flight? 13:40 Speaker 1 You can on a plane fly to Orlando hand me whatever I need and then get back on the next plane going back to Atlanta 13:47 Speaker 1 And that's all you do that day, right? 13:50 Speaker 1 That I do it. I don't know it was $2,200 13:54 Speaker 1 dollars. Oh my god. And that included the plane ticket and this dude this dude only made eight 13:59 Speaker 1 while I say he only made he made 800 bucks to fly down there to bring in and I'm like dude 14:05 Speaker 1 you people are crazy right. So anyway as of this recording right now because they're getting 14:10 Speaker 1 ready to go to Honduras or whatever today and they're supposed to be getting on the 14:14 Speaker 1 ship I will know within the next like hour or so if the girl made it because fire breaks 14:19 Speaker 1 down there to argue for her and then he's driving back to my house. 14:23 Speaker 1 I just drove by you down there. 14:25 Speaker 1 But I got to Orlando. 14:26 Speaker 1 I got to argue with the cruise captain and let my daughter on the ship. 14:30 Speaker 1 That's crazy. 14:31 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 14:33 Speaker 1 So anyway, so that was a great story. 14:35 Speaker 1 I've been enjoying that drama. 14:37 Speaker 1 But yeah, we got here Saturday night. 14:39 Speaker 1 It was pretty bad. 14:40 Speaker 1 I mean, there's just a lot of debris, things like that. 14:42 Speaker 1 Like I said, there's no internet. 14:44 Speaker 1 We don't know when that's going to come back up. 14:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, the bars are opening back. 14:48 Speaker 1 I mean, it's OK. 14:49 Speaker 1 So we're gonna push through this week 14:52 Speaker 1 and enjoy it here in Panama City Beach. 14:54 Speaker 1 I'll be honest with you, you know how I am. 14:56 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not a, this is what I remember. 14:59 Speaker 1 I remember Panama City being this, lots of crack heads. 15:03 Speaker 1 You know, I'm not gonna say crack heads, 15:05 Speaker 1 but just people walking around that are really skinny, 15:06 Speaker 1 lots of tattoos and leathery skin. 15:08 Speaker 1 Oh, a lot of the drugs going on down there, yeah. 15:10 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 15:10 Speaker 1 So that's what we're dealing with, 15:12 Speaker 1 but I'm happy to be here. 15:14 Speaker 1 How'd you like to go, Brandon? 15:15 Speaker 1 It's like downtown Atlanta, but white crack heads, 15:17 Speaker 1 instead of you got the beach to make some little bit. 15:19 Speaker 1 I'm more afraid of the white ones. I really am. I'm serious. They're on his they're on his dude 15:23 Speaker 1 They are on hinge dude. You don't know what they're gonna do because they're on the weird stuff 15:26 Speaker 1 You know, but like a homeless black guy. He's probably on I don't know heroin lots of alcohol 15:31 Speaker 1 You know but freaking white white people they get out like meth and stuff like they'll just PCP 15:36 Speaker 1 They'll just kill you. Oh yeah PCP scary man. That's why they turn in the fucking zombies and rip your face off like a monkey 15:41 Speaker 1 That's a smile, but yeah, so real quick though last I taught you I think was Friday and I think you said your hotel called you like 15:48 Speaker 1 Hey, we all have power you guys just want to come down tomorrow and you're like I'm already fucking driving down there 15:53 Speaker 1 And he said you're gonna stay at an Air Force base. Did y'all end up doing that and how does that work? 15:56 Speaker 1 I didn't even know that was the option. Yeah 15:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, so the Air Force base has lots of TLF which are like the the family housing units 16:02 Speaker 1 They're like condos like three bedroom condos and for a three bedroom condo here at 10 to the air force base 16:07 Speaker 1 It's a hundred and ten dollars a night, which isn't bad, right? So that was my backup 16:11 Speaker 1 I got a helicopter flying over me right now 16:13 Speaker 1 But that was my backup, but but I said dude as long as we can get into this room 16:17 Speaker 1 We're gonna get into this room now. I forgot to tell you mine 16:20 Speaker 1 And you remember I just got the new Nissan right the one that I'm recording from right now. Yeah 16:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, oh 16:26 Speaker 1 My god, so we get in the car. We're driving down here and water 16:31 Speaker 1 starts pouring out of the the seat belt opening where 16:36 Speaker 1 Sydney puts her seat belt on and Savannah's in the back seat and there's water pouring out of it onto Savannah, right? 16:43 Speaker 1 And I'm going what the heck so I videotaped it and and I and I sent it to Nissan on Saturday and I'm like 16:50 Speaker 1 How's this even possible like how is there water? 16:53 Speaker 1 Pouring up the third seatbelt opener. Oh, they're fucking drained as rerouted somehow to go inside the fucking car 17:01 Speaker 1 And they were like and they were like well 17:03 Speaker 1 It's probably because one of your plugs around your your your sunroof are clogged 17:08 Speaker 1 What I would it jump into the fucking car what kind of 17:11 Speaker 1 The design is that but oh if your if your shig is clogged we'll let you know because it's gonna start flooding your fucking car 17:17 Speaker 1 I don't know and the best part is it's right next to the outlet and Savannah's like isn't this like dangerous that I'm 17:23 Speaker 1 Plugged into this outlet and there's water pouring all over my iPad plug and I said I guess I don't know how that works 17:30 Speaker 1 Can you get electrocuted in a car? I think I mean I don't know. Yes. What do you mean? 17:34 Speaker 1 Yes, of course you can no, I don't know I just feel like a battery can't really kill you 17:39 Speaker 1 But then the other part of it I'm sitting here plugged into a 110 right now and I'm talking to you so I feel like I can kill you 17:44 Speaker 1 Oh a hundred percent. Yeah 17:48 Speaker 1 Dude we gotta get that as a clip and maybe they'll give you a free car or something they should expose this 17:53 Speaker 1 Crazy I'm I'm I did I videotaped it. I've never and I'm gonna send you the video 17:57 Speaker 1 I've never seen water just just coming out of a of a free and it's it's the freakin seat belt opener thing 18:03 Speaker 1 And I'm like dude I told Megan I said you know much freaking damage must be in there like when they take this 18:09 Speaker 1 gotta be moldy mill. I mean just nasty. It's just all that water pouring in. I don't. 18:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's probably been sitting on the lot. It's been sitting on the lot for months and then 18:18 Speaker 1 it's just it's just been filled up with fucking water. It probably it probably drained in there 18:22 Speaker 1 and it got so full that it's now starting to come out. Like it's just been water sitting there. 18:26 Speaker 1 You probably probably do like back in the day where they had those platform shoes with fish 18:30 Speaker 1 in the bottom of them. Probably do that. You know like just turn that pan on to like clear acrylic 18:33 Speaker 1 one and have like a fish taking your car. I think it's gonna be stagnant. You know that water is so 18:37 Speaker 1 nasty dude. I mean that's the craziest design flaw ever I've never heard of 18:42 Speaker 1 I mean I've heard like seals like around Sunroosh leaking and like they 18:45 Speaker 1 seep in a little bit but I've never heard of a fucking waterfall coming out of 18:49 Speaker 1 the damn seatbelt thing. I didn't even think she was being I thought she was 18:54 Speaker 1 lying when she started screaming I was like okay and that's why videotaped it 18:57 Speaker 1 because I was like well I gotta have proof of this because they're never 18:59 Speaker 1 gonna believe that there's actually water pouring out of this hole so I got I got 19:02 Speaker 1 proof of it but it's just yeah dude one thing after another I mean it's been 19:06 Speaker 1 been a good trip but there's just so much stuff going on um I got what was I 19:11 Speaker 1 gonna tell you um oh my god oh we're gonna that I'm gonna turn what the 19:17 Speaker 1 chuck I gotta tell you what happened with Amazon but anyway how was your 19:20 Speaker 1 weekend oh it was good so Friday I had to go to the rehearsal dinner up there to 19:25 Speaker 1 for my buddy Sam's wedding and board and board and drunk just calling me and 19:29 Speaker 1 texting me all night was that that night yes you were you were on it dude 19:35 Speaker 1 You're on fire. 19:36 Speaker 1 But that was down here. 19:38 Speaker 1 That was oh yeah that was during the day. 19:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 19:41 Speaker 1 I was sitting up there. 19:42 Speaker 1 I went up there figuring out where Chuck was and I'm like I gotta go to this rehearsal 19:44 Speaker 1 dinner. 19:45 Speaker 1 I gotta bring the TV so we can watch the game. 19:47 Speaker 1 Get there. 19:48 Speaker 1 Get the TV set up and then Josh informed me. 19:51 Speaker 1 He's like did you check to see if there's internet down here? 19:54 Speaker 1 There was no internet at all. 19:55 Speaker 1 So now the second part of that was I had to go set up the star link my star link in the 19:59 Speaker 1 yard out there to get that get that operational and get that running. 20:02 Speaker 1 I told him I was like this is your wedding gift. 20:04 Speaker 1 $50 worth of internet for one night. 20:06 Speaker 1 So here you go. 20:06 Speaker 1 Congratulations. 20:07 Speaker 1 That sounds good for me. 20:08 Speaker 1 That sounds good. 20:09 Speaker 1 So got that set up. 20:10 Speaker 1 We had Habachi from Japanese, Frank. 20:12 Speaker 1 Love Japanese, Redneck guy. 20:14 Speaker 1 His wife was actually in the wedding. 20:15 Speaker 1 So that's why they got to do the catering. 20:17 Speaker 1 Enjoyed that. 20:19 Speaker 1 Going out there for a little while. 20:20 Speaker 1 Got everything set up. 20:21 Speaker 1 Got it rocking and rolling. 20:22 Speaker 1 We ran through everything. 20:23 Speaker 1 And then next day, Saturday, Friday night 20:27 Speaker 1 was the night of the hurricane. 20:28 Speaker 1 So I stayed up all night with the kitten drinking beer 20:30 Speaker 1 and watching the hurricane. 20:31 Speaker 1 And Saturday morning, woke up about 12. 20:33 Speaker 1 my buddy Jutton then dropped me off up at the wedding venue 20:35 Speaker 1 because they wanted me to get there early, right? 20:37 Speaker 1 Set up the TV and everything. 20:39 Speaker 1 Well, that didn't really happen. 20:39 Speaker 1 I mean, I got there like 130, 20:40 Speaker 1 and instead I just sat in this dentist's house 20:44 Speaker 1 and I just watched football on the TV 20:45 Speaker 1 while the grooves mended all the pictures and everything. 20:47 Speaker 1 I think I said you have video. 20:48 Speaker 1 I was just drinking beer, eating chicken dinners, 20:49 Speaker 1 watching football, and I had a basketball court 20:51 Speaker 1 I was playing on inside. 20:52 Speaker 1 It's a weird video. 20:53 Speaker 1 Like when you send me videos, there's no context. 20:56 Speaker 1 It's just a video of you. 20:58 Speaker 1 Like you record the TV, you get up, you walk over, 21:01 Speaker 1 you record part of a basketball court, 21:02 Speaker 1 indoor basketball court. 21:04 Speaker 1 And then it just shuts off. 21:05 Speaker 1 I think the entire video was eight seconds. 21:07 Speaker 1 And so I don't even know if this is like proof of life. 21:09 Speaker 1 Like it's some type of like hostage situation. 21:11 Speaker 1 Somebody got Brandon's phone that accidentally 21:13 Speaker 1 sent me this location. 21:14 Speaker 1 I'm going, okay, well, Brandon's like being kidnapped right now. 21:17 Speaker 1 You know, I'm supposed to turn this over to the police. 21:19 Speaker 1 Cause now I know what the inside of this building looks like. 21:21 Speaker 1 Maybe they can look at the floor tiles and like find you. 21:24 Speaker 1 And so I'm like, this is weird. 21:25 Speaker 1 So I call you and you're like, hey man. 21:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just sitting here watching football. 21:29 Speaker 1 Got some chicken wings and some beer. 21:32 Speaker 1 pretty good day, man. 21:33 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are you talking? 21:35 Speaker 1 And then you're like, I'm thinking about, you know, 21:37 Speaker 1 this place might be for sale someday. 21:39 Speaker 1 And I'd like to buy it, man, because it's pretty awesome. 21:41 Speaker 1 And I was like, what was it for sale? 21:42 Speaker 1 And you're like, hey, hey, is this place for sale? 21:46 Speaker 1 And they were like, no, and you're like, never mind. 21:49 Speaker 1 It's not for sale. 21:50 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 21:52 Speaker 1 Like, you know what? 21:53 Speaker 1 I can be a conversation-ever. 21:56 Speaker 1 I got confused because they said the wedding thing 21:59 Speaker 1 wasn't going to be there anymore. 22:00 Speaker 1 Like, they're not doing it. 22:01 Speaker 1 I got to mix up with they were selling the place but it really the dentist just doesn't want to fucking deal with the up 22:06 Speaker 1 Keep up there. He's like fuck it 22:07 Speaker 1 I y'all be the last wedding here and they were not doing anymore weddings. I just don't give a shit whatever 22:11 Speaker 1 So I thought maybe it was for sale, but it was indeed not for sale would have been a nice place nice setup 22:16 Speaker 1 I got some good land out there and a wedding venue 22:18 Speaker 1 You know you get people get married out there because that shit is fucking pricey, but no any so I get there 22:22 Speaker 1 I'm hanging out. I'm sitting there in the living room all the brides brides major coming up and down 22:27 Speaker 1 I'm hitting their weed pins and whatnot. I'm just chilling. I'm a great time. It's awesome 22:30 Speaker 1 uh wedding or anything. We're 22:32 Speaker 1 near them hot. Uh yeah. Yeah. 22:35 Speaker 1 I say there were some good looking 22:36 Speaker 1 ones there. Where they see 22:37 Speaker 1 you. I don't know. I don't think 22:39 Speaker 1 there was any single ones except 22:41 Speaker 1 for the bride's sister and she's 22:42 Speaker 1 like young and like and they 22:44 Speaker 1 away from that. But uh, did you 22:46 Speaker 1 try to have sex with any of them? 22:48 Speaker 1 No, I was fucking hammered, dude. 22:49 Speaker 1 I was I think I think of Saturday 22:52 Speaker 1 between uh six in the morning on 22:55 Speaker 1 Friday to uh 10 p.m. on Saturday. 22:58 Speaker 1 I probably had somewhere in the 22:59 Speaker 1 the vicinity of 65 beers more likely. 23:01 Speaker 1 It was a lot, a lot of drinking like that. 23:03 Speaker 1 Oh, dude. 23:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it was a small one. 23:05 Speaker 1 It's like not my tall boys. 23:06 Speaker 1 Like I normally drink it was like the regular 12-ounce 23:08 Speaker 1 big beers. 23:09 Speaker 1 Those are the ones that was drinking. 23:10 Speaker 1 That's all they had there. 23:11 Speaker 1 But wedding rolls around, 5 o'clock. 23:13 Speaker 1 Everything's going good. 23:14 Speaker 1 The rain held off. 23:15 Speaker 1 The sun came shining through. 23:16 Speaker 1 And this is one of the longest weddings I've been to. 23:19 Speaker 1 I mean, it was great, but it was very long. 23:21 Speaker 1 The pastor up there is the bride's uncle. 23:23 Speaker 1 I don't think he's a pastor. 23:24 Speaker 1 He just knows how to write a speech and just sit up there 23:26 Speaker 1 and read it. 23:27 Speaker 1 It was good. 23:28 Speaker 1 It was great. 23:28 Speaker 1 but it was a very long wedding. 23:29 Speaker 1 It was probably a 25 minute long wedding, 23:31 Speaker 1 which I feel is a lot longer than typical 23:34 Speaker 1 because the one I just went to a month ago, 23:36 Speaker 1 it was over in like five minutes. 23:37 Speaker 1 Like they just went up there, Red Bals, 23:39 Speaker 1 I do kiss, got the fuck out of there. 23:40 Speaker 1 But did they do any weird stuff? 23:44 Speaker 1 They had two dudes come up that were the like 23:48 Speaker 1 the flower guys, I guess, 23:49 Speaker 1 but they had the duck guy to see theme song playing behind them 23:51 Speaker 1 because he's a real big duck hunter. 23:53 Speaker 1 So it was a sharp dress man. 23:55 Speaker 1 Is what it was. Were they gay? 23:57 Speaker 1 No, they weren't gay. 23:58 Speaker 1 just regular dudes but they're out there. 23:59 Speaker 1 They're flour guys. 24:00 Speaker 1 If they're flour guys, they're not regular dudes. 24:02 Speaker 1 I don't think they were gay though. 24:04 Speaker 1 I didn't see any penis touching or nothing. 24:05 Speaker 1 So I think they're okay. 24:06 Speaker 1 Like see, I've seen, you know, you see the dubs. 24:09 Speaker 1 I've seen the dubs be released. 24:10 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen that? 24:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if they really do that anymore 24:14 Speaker 1 because I think people start losing all their dubs 24:16 Speaker 1 because the dubs are supposed to come back, right? 24:18 Speaker 1 And then at some point, dubs are like, 24:19 Speaker 1 we don't have to come back. 24:20 Speaker 1 Fuck this shit. 24:21 Speaker 1 They just kept running away. 24:22 Speaker 1 I saw that. 24:24 Speaker 1 What was, you know, the other one is when they do a unity candle, 24:27 Speaker 1 Did they do a unity candle? 24:29 Speaker 1 Oh, no, they did a thing where you had like three, 24:31 Speaker 1 three pieces of rope, one's like the bride, 24:34 Speaker 1 one's the groom and one's God. 24:36 Speaker 1 And you got like great, that motherfucker. 24:38 Speaker 1 Well, Sam, the groom did not know how to break with a fuck. 24:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, why did we not go over this during the rehearsal 24:41 Speaker 1 dinner last night? 24:42 Speaker 1 So they, if you fucked it all up, 24:43 Speaker 1 but it got braided at the end and everything. 24:45 Speaker 1 I've seen that at like two weddings. 24:46 Speaker 1 It's like a newer thing they do. 24:48 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's like new people 24:50 Speaker 1 they just want to be able to braid 24:51 Speaker 1 or what the fuck's going on, but it was, 24:53 Speaker 1 that was kind of odd. 24:54 Speaker 1 And I guess the oddest part was that he didn't practice 24:56 Speaker 1 braiding before. 24:57 Speaker 1 like do you never braid it before and now you're just gonna try up here. Just wing it the first 25:01 Speaker 1 shot you get what they braid together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, handing it over and everything. 25:06 Speaker 1 Oh my god. How long do they braid? Um, it was probably about 45 seconds. Oh my god. That's a 25:12 Speaker 1 long time of awkward braiding. It was a funny 45 seconds though. We had music going on everything 25:16 Speaker 1 too. We enjoyed it. That's a good time. Let's get left. All right. It sounds like it sounds 25:21 Speaker 1 like they had extra curricular so that that makes the wedding long and then the vows where they long 25:25 Speaker 1 do they do like the whole like just reading forever of a script? 25:29 Speaker 1 Now there's what in two their actual vows aren't too long but what I thought was odd is like they've 25:33 Speaker 1 got like they both got like these but he had like a book it looked like a Bible but he just like 25:37 Speaker 1 opened it up to a random page and he had some shit written down I'm like why don't you just 25:40 Speaker 1 have like a little piece of paper why do we need a whole book I don't know I don't know if he had 25:43 Speaker 1 like a bunch of vows written or he's got him saved for like another wedding I have no idea and 25:47 Speaker 1 then she had hers on like this uh uh what was it it was just like a notebook uh notepad I'm like 25:53 Speaker 1 Why do we have these massive books for like one page of reading vows, but it was they were good 25:58 Speaker 1 I just understand it. I don't know why we like so 26:00 Speaker 1 I feel like you could have done it with like a flash card instead would have been I got I got I mean 26:04 Speaker 1 I got really good writing vows like about my third wedding. No, I'm serious, dude 26:10 Speaker 1 No, okay, I 26:13 Speaker 1 Crushed it on my third 26:15 Speaker 1 No, because the my first my first one I remember like I did that like I wrote like all these vows 26:20 Speaker 1 But I wrote him on one little cue card and it was just freaking 26:24 Speaker 1 I don't know 20 lines and I get up there and I'm like oh crap 26:28 Speaker 1 I couldn't read them and I was like nervous, you know 26:30 Speaker 1 So I'm like trying to read them, but I'm like stuttering over my words. I'm trying to read all of it 26:34 Speaker 1 So after my first one I that was then went to my second one and that was just more like a free throw 26:39 Speaker 1 You know I mean like cuz cuz it was in Vegas. I didn't really plan it 26:42 Speaker 1 So there was no like pre-written vows and she really wasn't like I wasn't in love with her 26:47 Speaker 1 I never really like her. I'm just bored. I want to get married. I was just I was doing it for money 26:50 Speaker 1 Like it was just so you know when Elvis was like, oh do you got near you got anything you want to say and I was like 26:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know 26:58 Speaker 1 I'm really excited about today and this is gonna be really fun 27:00 Speaker 1 And I hope we have a long life of fun stuff and you know, I love you stuff 27:04 Speaker 1 You know, that's pretty much it 27:06 Speaker 1 But by the last one what I did I freaking took up 27:10 Speaker 1 Cue a cue card, but I just gave myself words 27:13 Speaker 1 like I had written my all my vows, but I just wrote certain words on there to cue me. It's like, oh, yeah 27:18 Speaker 1 I want to I want to hit that I want to hit this one hit that that worked the best so if I you 27:23 Speaker 1 You want to do that? That's how you supposed to do like actual speech like a correct speech is 27:28 Speaker 1 You're supposed to just put things that remind you just topics of what you want to talk about you're not supposed to 27:33 Speaker 1 Just directly read off the page. I remember they taught us that like fourth grade with a PowerPoint same thing with PowerPoint 27:38 Speaker 1 You're not supposed to put every word up there on the PowerPoint 27:40 Speaker 1 point, you just put like the topic up there, crazy image. And then you talk about that. 27:44 Speaker 1 Because if not, you're just fucking reading off a piece of paper, you're just reading 27:47 Speaker 1 off a screen when everyone else can fucking read. So good. 27:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know one of the one of the things I wrote on my cue card with me and Megan got 27:54 Speaker 1 married, we got married in Jamaica. And at the very bottom, I wrote, don't try to be 27:58 Speaker 1 funny. Because she was like, so she's like, dude, she's like, just promise me, you know, 28:03 Speaker 1 like all of my my parents, my or my family's gonna be there. Like, don't try to be funny, 28:07 Speaker 1 you know, because she doesn't think I even back then she didn't think I was that funny. 28:10 Speaker 1 I was like, okay, you know, so I'm like dead serious, dude. 28:13 Speaker 1 And I like go through this thing and I'm trying and like, I don't get emotional over stuff 28:16 Speaker 1 like that. 28:17 Speaker 1 You know, like I always wanted to be that guy. 28:19 Speaker 1 I'm like in those videos that's like saying his vows and he's crying, you know, like I 28:23 Speaker 1 wanted that. 28:24 Speaker 1 I was like, I mean, I would, that would be awesome if I could, if I could, you know, 28:27 Speaker 1 muster that kind of emotion, but I couldn't do it. 28:29 Speaker 1 So at the end, I said my vows, they were great. 28:32 Speaker 1 Megan says her vows, they're great. 28:34 Speaker 1 And then they were like, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? 28:37 Speaker 1 And I said, I do. 28:39 Speaker 1 Right? 28:40 Speaker 1 at Megan and they're like, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 28:43 Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah, man, right? 28:46 Speaker 1 And dude, the whole freaking audience erupts. 28:48 Speaker 1 Like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard. 28:51 Speaker 1 I look at her and I'm like, what the f was that, dude? 28:53 Speaker 1 Like you just like, you got the freaking funny part of our wedding. 28:56 Speaker 1 Like that, that should have been me. 28:58 Speaker 1 I was mad. 28:59 Speaker 1 I was like, you just, you just took stole my thunder. 29:02 Speaker 1 Check's like, oh, this I'm gonna make sure that I have it on wife number four. 29:05 Speaker 1 Damn it, I gotta write this down. 29:06 Speaker 1 Don't want to be funny either. 29:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're on a close edge. 29:09 Speaker 1 All right, I just said over here, lady. 29:11 Speaker 1 All right, you know me. 29:12 Speaker 1 I get divorced all the time. 29:13 Speaker 1 I do it right now. 29:15 Speaker 1 Exactly. 29:16 Speaker 1 But anyway, so you had fun at the wedding, 29:18 Speaker 1 then what do you guys do? 29:19 Speaker 1 So we're at the wedding, and obviously, 29:21 Speaker 1 the highlight of the night, the most magical moment, 29:23 Speaker 1 was the door to game that we had to watch, right? 29:25 Speaker 1 I mean, everyone's locked in. 29:27 Speaker 1 I luckily, I don't know why they did it like this, 29:29 Speaker 1 but there's like a, you know, like the seating chart, 29:32 Speaker 1 like you go outside, normally it's on the front, 29:33 Speaker 1 and it's got like people's names listening and everything. 29:35 Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, you're sitting with all the kids. 29:36 Speaker 1 they put you with the kids. 29:38 Speaker 1 No, no, no, they put my name 29:40 Speaker 1 wasn't listed and it says at the bottom. 29:41 Speaker 1 Like if your name's not listed, 29:42 Speaker 1 it's just fine to seat somewhere. 29:44 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, this is perfect. 29:45 Speaker 1 Thank God I don't have to like be sitting somewhere. 29:47 Speaker 1 So obviously the spot I got was right in front of the TV. 29:51 Speaker 1 I was first row, first chair right there in front of the TV 29:54 Speaker 1 at Defog. 29:55 Speaker 1 He says girlfriend, guy named Jackson 29:57 Speaker 1 that I met last wedding and then some two other people 30:01 Speaker 1 that I've never mentioned before. 30:02 Speaker 1 But I kind of knew him. 30:04 Speaker 1 But we're sitting there watching it. 30:05 Speaker 1 Obviously, Texas Oklahoma is the game 30:06 Speaker 1 we watched first before the Georgia game came on. Oklahoma beat Texas, which was pretty insane. 30:12 Speaker 1 I said when the game started, I don't know, man, I feel like this is at Oklahoma. And 30:15 Speaker 1 this is Oklahoma's fucking national championship right here because they're not going to see 30:19 Speaker 1 the SEC championship. They're not going to be in the playoffs at all more likely. If they 30:23 Speaker 1 want to do anything and make the season memorable, they've got to beat the number one team right 30:27 Speaker 1 now. That's what they did. John Mature's still not that good, but so how he got the job done 30:32 Speaker 1 and now those dumbasses like mature for Heisman again. But calm down, pipe down your fucking 30:36 Speaker 1 three and two. Okay, you're fucking ass. Just chill out. But we, we watched that. And the DJ, 30:43 Speaker 1 who I know is, is like coming over and like watching the TV and everything. And I'm like, 30:47 Speaker 1 trying to give him like a cues on like when the end of the first quarter is when the first 30:50 Speaker 1 half's coming up because he's got other stuff to do. He wants us to do like a send off or 30:54 Speaker 1 something and we got to go outside and dance with the bridal party or whatnot. So I think 31:00 Speaker 1 they might have got a little upset because there's a lot of people that are just sitting 31:02 Speaker 1 there watching the game. Like, look, we got to make the, we got to make the wedding around 31:05 Speaker 1 the game, not the game around the wedding. All right, this game is only going to happen 31:08 Speaker 1 once. You guys getting married. I've been to three weddings just a year so far. All right, 31:12 Speaker 1 it happens very often. Weddings are not that special. So we just need to watch the game. 31:16 Speaker 1 So we we sat there, enjoyed the game. We had Chick-fil-A. That was the it was the choice 31:21 Speaker 1 of food for the night, which I love such a smart idea. Just something easy, simple chicken 31:26 Speaker 1 and sides. So I just had a big old plate of chicken nugs and just ate on those motherfuckers. 31:31 Speaker 1 I just sat there and watched the game. 31:33 Speaker 1 It was a great game. 31:34 Speaker 1 I really enjoyed it. 31:34 Speaker 1 It was scary. 31:36 Speaker 1 It was like, oh, fuck. 31:38 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going to happen here. 31:39 Speaker 1 We ended up pulling it off. 31:40 Speaker 1 And obviously people are like, bitch, 31:42 Speaker 1 and about the calls. 31:42 Speaker 1 But I mean, that really was probably 31:43 Speaker 1 one of the worst officiating games I've seen in a long time. 31:46 Speaker 1 On both sides. 31:47 Speaker 1 I mean, the holding calls, the rest didn't give up 31:49 Speaker 1 fuck about holding. 31:50 Speaker 1 You guys can fucking go lay on the ground together. 31:52 Speaker 1 We don't give a damn. 31:53 Speaker 1 Just do whatever you want. 31:54 Speaker 1 But they don't imply the game. 31:56 Speaker 1 Obviously, there's a controversial PI call. 31:58 Speaker 1 But like I said, once again, there were so many bad 32:00 Speaker 1 missed calls and no calls and calls that should have been called an interception and everything. 32:05 Speaker 1 So I think they're really just trying to let them play the game out. Did you get to watch it? 32:08 Speaker 1 I mean, I did. I went to a place called 810, which is it's like a axe throwing sports bar 32:15 Speaker 1 with bowling and golf. I know it's the weirdest thing, but it was open. It was the only thing that was 32:18 Speaker 1 open that was near us down there. And of course, you know, I just throw the kids 20 bucks a piece 32:23 Speaker 1 and they're out of my hair for the game. It was nice. And so me and Meg got to watch the whole thing. 32:27 Speaker 1 And I'll be honest, man, it was half Georgia 32:32 Speaker 1 and half Alabama fans in the room. 32:34 Speaker 1 I mean, the room is packed. 32:36 Speaker 1 You're probably talking 150 people in this bar 32:39 Speaker 1 with just huge big screen TVs. 32:41 Speaker 1 And it was half and half, right? 32:43 Speaker 1 And the only thing I gotta say is this. 32:45 Speaker 1 And I have family in Alabama. 32:47 Speaker 1 I, my parents are die-hard Alabama fans. 32:50 Speaker 1 My relatives over there die-hard Alabama fans. 32:52 Speaker 1 I never jumped on that bandwagon 32:54 Speaker 1 because I was raised in Michigan, but I'll say this. 32:56 Speaker 1 Alabama fans are 33:00 Speaker 1 Unlearned if that makes any sense to you. They're just they're just so stupid and 33:07 Speaker 1 My favorite part of the night was the louder they would get the louder the Georgia fans would get and Megan of course 33:13 Speaker 1 Is rooting for Georgia and she's got the biggest mouth in any bar, right? 33:16 Speaker 1 She's just she's going hard and she thinks it's funny when people are leaving against her and there was a situation 33:22 Speaker 1 It was the interception. I 33:24 Speaker 1 I believe it was the third quarter where it looked in full speed like the Alabama defensive 33:31 Speaker 1 back had intercepted this pass. 33:33 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it would hit the ground. 33:35 Speaker 1 And they went back and looked at it and they hit the ground, right? 33:37 Speaker 1 Well, when the interception had been, all the Alabama fans in this place just freaking 33:42 Speaker 1 go nuts, right? 33:44 Speaker 1 And they start chanting national champions, right? 33:47 Speaker 1 They're like saying like, they're gonna, you know, whatever. 33:49 Speaker 1 And I'm like, are you serious? 33:50 Speaker 1 It's an interception. You think it's over in the third quarter. Well, then, you know, of course they go back 33:55 Speaker 1 they review it and they go, you know, the pass was incomplete. The ball hit the ground blah blah blah 34:01 Speaker 1 and the ball goes back to Georgia and Megan, I guess at that point, Megan thought 34:07 Speaker 1 the Georgia fans were all going to erupt at the same time. Well, if you watch football enough, 34:13 Speaker 1 you know that you don't have to erupt because you see it. You see the replay, you know, it's getting overturned. 34:19 Speaker 1 You don't need to wait for the the announce or the umpire or rough to tell you so he goes he goes the the ball 34:25 Speaker 1 You know first or second and ten you know Georgia, right and Megan goes 34:30 Speaker 1 That's what I'm talking about Alabama sucks like but she screams it loud dude 34:35 Speaker 1 You could hear a pin drop in this place all the Alabama fans look at Megan 34:40 Speaker 1 And I'm just sitting there next to her and I'm like I'm so sorry like I'm so sorry 34:44 Speaker 1 And you know she's she's had a few drinks at this point, but it was dude. It was really really fun 34:50 Speaker 1 To watch that game. I did not think Georgia would pull it off. I'm glad they did 34:54 Speaker 1 But dude at the end that what's the kid's name that wrote that killed Alabama? 35:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, the unsportsman like conduct and I've never seen killing the poor that animated dude 35:04 Speaker 1 He's on the sidelines screaming at him. He literally turned red like crimson red say you just lost us the fucking game 35:10 Speaker 1 the 35:25 Speaker 1 was pissed off about how bad it was playing. 35:28 Speaker 1 But I will say I do know the wedding, one of the wedding 35:34 Speaker 1 photographers came over to me. 35:35 Speaker 1 This is like the third time of the matter, 35:36 Speaker 1 because she apparently does everybody's wedding. 35:37 Speaker 1 It's like in the area. 35:39 Speaker 1 So I was like, you look really familiar. 35:40 Speaker 1 I was talking to her in the house. 35:41 Speaker 1 She was like, yeah, I did a Conners, 35:42 Speaker 1 and I did Drew's wedding. 35:43 Speaker 1 I'm like, OK, I knew you look like the same person. 35:47 Speaker 1 I didn't know if all photographers just looked the same or not. 35:49 Speaker 1 But now I figured out it was the same lady. 35:51 Speaker 1 She said, I can't wait till the picture come out, 35:53 Speaker 1 because she's got a picture of me. 35:56 Speaker 1 So it was during the dad father daughter dance, right? 36:00 Speaker 1 Games on, right? 36:01 Speaker 1 Terrible time to be doing that. 36:03 Speaker 1 The funniest thing, I got a video of her dad too. 36:05 Speaker 1 He's dancing with her and he's just got his eyes glued 36:07 Speaker 1 on the TV. 36:08 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, I know what's going on right here. 36:10 Speaker 1 But I go, almost like I was like trying to draw someone 36:14 Speaker 1 off sides. 36:15 Speaker 1 It was either Georgia's first or second touchdown, 36:17 Speaker 1 but I go, I guess to go clap and I bring it together. 36:20 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, fuck, they're over there. 36:21 Speaker 1 I just like canceled out. 36:23 Speaker 1 I look like I'm about to try to get some offside right there. 36:25 Speaker 1 And the photographer said she got the picture, 36:27 Speaker 1 and it's one of the greatest ones she's got is what she said. 36:29 Speaker 1 So I can't wait to see that. 36:31 Speaker 1 What was the song that they danced to? 36:34 Speaker 1 Just tell you. 36:34 Speaker 1 Good tell you. 36:35 Speaker 1 No, no. 36:35 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 36:36 Speaker 1 You didn't even watch it? 36:38 Speaker 1 A little bit. 36:39 Speaker 1 I mean, they're right there. 36:41 Speaker 1 We've got these daughter dances tear me up 36:42 Speaker 1 more than the bride and groom. 36:44 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 36:45 Speaker 1 Like that's like, oh god, that's what every wedding's all about. 36:48 Speaker 1 You go to a wedding. 36:49 Speaker 1 And you know, again, I mean, I've seen three of them. 36:51 Speaker 1 They're so frickin emotional when, I mean, with my first two, 36:55 Speaker 1 they should, well, actually my first one, I don't want until we got, 36:58 Speaker 1 I got back from, when I deployed, we had another wedding. 37:00 Speaker 1 Technically I've been married four times. 37:02 Speaker 1 But we had another wedding and that's when she had her daddy daughter dance. 37:07 Speaker 1 But dude, those are emotional, man. 37:09 Speaker 1 Like I'm not looking forward to it. 37:11 Speaker 1 You know, just like having to do that and dance with my daughter at her wedding. 37:15 Speaker 1 I don't know how dads do it. 37:16 Speaker 1 But the music's always the one that gets me. 37:18 Speaker 1 I think Garth Brooks has a good one. 37:19 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think, man. 37:22 Speaker 1 I can't believe you didn't remember. 37:23 Speaker 1 I always like the ideas. 37:24 Speaker 1 I like, I like good daddy daughter dance ideas. 37:26 Speaker 1 So one day I can get a good one. 37:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 37:29 Speaker 1 I'll say Chuck right now is experiencing these 3% of packet loss during the Star Lake 37:33 Speaker 1 experience, but he'll be back clear here in a second. 37:35 Speaker 1 That's just how Star Lake worked with the satellites go around the earth and everything. 37:38 Speaker 1 What did it say? 37:39 Speaker 1 Oh, you're just a little blurry right now. 37:41 Speaker 1 Really? 37:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 37:42 Speaker 1 It happens like three minutes out of every hour or something like the connection gets a little rough, 37:47 Speaker 1 but for now it's still going good. 37:48 Speaker 1 but uh... record also on the george game uh... phillips man do they he put the 37:53 Speaker 1 fucking team on his back to our running back that was our third string running 37:56 Speaker 1 back chansey boens and uh... nate frager of both out for this game 38:02 Speaker 1 that that's really what uh... carby really pride himself on the depth that 38:05 Speaker 1 georgia has just at every position i mean 38:08 Speaker 1 i don't know who you 38:09 Speaker 1 what team can have a third string running back that's gonna put up 38:12 Speaker 1 i think put up like a hundred twenty hundred sixty yards against alabama 38:15 Speaker 1 himself just running. That's pretty impressive to say that. And for the fact that the kids 38:19 Speaker 1 stuck around, he's like, I know I'm going to be third on the depth chart. I don't care. 38:22 Speaker 1 He actually, I mean, obviously been getting a lot of play time this year because George 38:25 Speaker 1 has been blowing everybody out and they rotate him in. But I really enjoyed that. That was 38:30 Speaker 1 a good look. I mean, are we saying George has got a really good chance at the National 38:35 Speaker 1 Championship this year with their performance, how they played in Tuscaloosa in such a hostile 38:39 Speaker 1 environment and Georgia hasn't won in Tuscaloosa, I believe since 2007. 38:44 Speaker 1 I would say I think that I think Georgia is going to be definitely top four when it comes 38:50 Speaker 1 down to it. 38:51 Speaker 1 What scares me is Alabama next time you guys play them, they are going to be looking for 38:53 Speaker 1 blood, right? 38:54 Speaker 1 I mean, they they can't lose to you twice in a row. 38:57 Speaker 1 That's going to be bad. 38:58 Speaker 1 And that game was way too close for them to I think Georgia I think Georgia loses to them 39:02 Speaker 1 in the SEC Championship. 39:04 Speaker 1 That's just my opinion. 39:06 Speaker 1 Who did who played Nebraska? 39:08 Speaker 1 Remind me Indiana Indiana. 39:11 Speaker 1 They barely pulled it off. 39:13 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 39:14 Speaker 1 I'm going to say this here. 39:15 Speaker 1 I think Indiana and Georgia 39:18 Speaker 1 are going to meet. 39:20 Speaker 1 And I think Indiana might be better. 39:23 Speaker 1 Dude, Nebraska is good. 39:26 Speaker 1 They looked really, really good. 39:27 Speaker 1 That was a great game. 39:29 Speaker 1 And of course, Indiana pulled it off in the last second, 39:32 Speaker 1 me and you were texting because you definitely threw some 39:34 Speaker 1 some profanities my way when Indiana somehow came back 39:38 Speaker 1 and won. 39:39 Speaker 1 But dude, they look great. 39:40 Speaker 1 I think Indiana this weekend most impressed by most impressive team. I'm going with Indiana. That's my that's my vote 39:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just feel like Georgia's depth is just gonna be able to carry him through the season and also more than likely 39:52 Speaker 1 I'm not 100% sure but if at the time of right now the 39:56 Speaker 1 SCC championship if we were to happen today and be Georgia Texas 39:58 Speaker 1 I do believe is who it would be I'm not 100% sure but I think that's who it'd be right now and what also confused me 40:04 Speaker 1 I guess is because Texas lost as well that Alabama didn't move position at all they 40:08 Speaker 1 I think they should stay there. 40:10 Speaker 1 I think that was, I mean, they showed that they, they can hang, dude. 40:13 Speaker 1 Like I said, I think Alabama's going to be tough for anybody. 40:15 Speaker 1 That's a great team. 40:16 Speaker 1 But it was great, great Saturday of football. 40:18 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, Andy got, you got Kentucky beat Nellis you by one point over time. 40:23 Speaker 1 That was a rough one up there in Kentucky. 40:25 Speaker 1 They played at home. 40:26 Speaker 1 I was surprised about that. 40:28 Speaker 1 See that one? 40:29 Speaker 1 Oh, he's got that. 40:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. 40:31 Speaker 1 No, no, no, I didn't see that. 40:32 Speaker 1 I was driving. 40:33 Speaker 1 every year. 40:35 Speaker 1 Do you see that one. Oh yeah. No, 40:37 Speaker 1 no, I didn't see that. I was 40:38 Speaker 1 driving. I can only watch one 40:39 Speaker 1 game when I'm driving on the 40:40 Speaker 1 road. You know how I was at 40:42 Speaker 1 apps. I only have one phone. 40:43 Speaker 1 I can't do a whole lot. But it 40:45 Speaker 1 was, and then Florida I don't 40:46 Speaker 1 know what the Flex happened 40:47 Speaker 1 Florida. The first two weeks 40:49 Speaker 1 they looked unstoppable. And 40:50 Speaker 1 now they're just they just 40:51 Speaker 1 fucking it up the past two 40:52 Speaker 1 weeks. They I mean I got beat 40:53 Speaker 1 the fuck out of my KRU. And 40:56 Speaker 1 then they they lost last night. 40:57 Speaker 1 Who do they lose last night? 40:58 Speaker 1 I can't remember, but I know 40:59 Speaker 1 they lost, but I was like, I 41:00 Speaker 1 don't know. I mean, ask not I 41:01 Speaker 1 watch the Penn State game that 41:03 Speaker 1 was the the game the late game that I watched at the same time as Alabama and 41:06 Speaker 1 Georgia and Megan's a Penn State fan and she for some reason thinks Penn State's 41:11 Speaker 1 gonna be Ohio State I think they're playing next week and I'm just like girl 41:14 Speaker 1 like I love you're so pretty you have no idea it's gonna be bad but she's still 41:20 Speaker 1 she's still rooting for Penn State so no well got a stick with it for sure oh cool 41:26 Speaker 1 good weekend so far so if you're listening to our right our podcast or 41:29 Speaker 1 spot a phone be sure to lose five star of you and follow helps out a good bit it 41:31 Speaker 1 really does and we see how doing it all the time. 41:33 Speaker 1 Even more so now that we're getting away at PS5, 41:35 Speaker 1 but 1,000 reviews on Spotify to send me a screenshot 41:37 Speaker 1 brand and thrash on this screen, 41:38 Speaker 1 close to on Facebook and we'll get you in. 41:40 Speaker 1 We're at like over 800. 41:42 Speaker 1 So we're probably doing the giveaway this week at some point 41:44 Speaker 1 on a live stream in the evening. 41:46 Speaker 1 The way it's gonna work is we're going, 41:47 Speaker 1 I'm gonna have the list and we're gonna do 41:49 Speaker 1 the little spinny wheel thing, right? 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43:23 Speaker 1 I should be. 43:24 Speaker 1 Yes. 43:24 Speaker 1 Because when we get into what the chuck right now, there's a good chance 43:28 Speaker 1 that we're gonna need it. 43:30 Speaker 1 And I just wanna make sure that we're covered 43:33 Speaker 1 on this episode, because I can change it. 43:34 Speaker 1 I can move on, because what I'm about 43:36 Speaker 1 ready to talk to you about is very, very sensitive. 43:39 Speaker 1 So you're saying we'll be good. 43:41 Speaker 1 We'll be okay, we'll have at least some kind, 43:42 Speaker 1 it might not be the final disclaimer that we end up using, 43:44 Speaker 1 but we'll definitely have one here at the beginning of the episode. 43:47 Speaker 1 For getting student stuff. 43:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 43:50 Speaker 1 We're gonna not suit, actually. 43:51 Speaker 1 All right, let's do this. 43:54 Speaker 1 All right, we'll go and get into. 43:55 Speaker 1 What? 43:56 Speaker 1 The check. 43:57 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 43:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, you wanna chuck me? 44:01 Speaker 1 I'm chucking real hard. 44:02 Speaker 1 Chuck me! Chuck me! Chuck me! Chuck me! 44:04 Speaker 1 I'm full of chuck! 44:06 Speaker 1 Oh, chuck! 44:08 Speaker 1 Chuck, it real good. 44:10 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 44:12 Speaker 1 The game version. 44:14 Speaker 1 Alright, it's very, it's very, very rare, Brandon. 44:17 Speaker 1 It's very, very rare that I go after a company of this size. 44:20 Speaker 1 But I have insider knowledge on something that I wanted to share with you, 44:24 Speaker 1 you and the listeners and I wanted to get feedback on this 44:28 Speaker 1 because I've never heard of anything like this. Now, the 44:30 Speaker 1 company that I'm talking about, I have no love for, and now 44:35 Speaker 1 that I know what I know, and we're not getting in Brandon, 44:38 Speaker 1 you're gonna like specifics are going to come to your brain. 44:40 Speaker 1 And you're gonna want to say things just don't say names. Do 44:43 Speaker 1 you promise me? Okay, yeah. Okay, so the company's Amazon. 44:49 Speaker 1 All right, so 44:51 Speaker 1 owned by Jeff Bezos, but that's supposed to say Jeff Bezos. 44:54 Speaker 1 Now, you can say that's fine. 44:55 Speaker 1 I just think this is not. 44:57 Speaker 1 So this is what I learned last week. 44:59 Speaker 1 It was after we recorded Friday's show, 45:01 Speaker 1 so I didn't have a chance to talk about it on Friday's show. 45:03 Speaker 1 So I got contacted by a listener that works for Amazon. 45:09 Speaker 1 Okay. 45:10 Speaker 1 And they had recently found out that they were going to be let go 45:14 Speaker 1 from Amazon. 45:15 Speaker 1 And I said, okay. 45:17 Speaker 1 And they said, well, hey, I think this is something 45:18 Speaker 1 that people should know about how Amazon works 45:21 Speaker 1 and how Amazon does their terminations and things like that. 45:25 Speaker 1 So they send me the paperwork so I can see the termination paper. 45:29 Speaker 1 This is crazy to me. Okay. This is crazy. 45:32 Speaker 1 So, and I already, I already reached out to Manny. 45:35 Speaker 1 Manny was able to get me this, get this individual in touch with a, 45:38 Speaker 1 a wrongful termination attorney and Manny's now working on it to help this guy out. 45:44 Speaker 1 But so listen to this and I asked Manny if I could talk about it. 45:46 Speaker 1 And he said, yeah, because it's so crazy. 45:49 Speaker 1 So this dude has gotten nothing and tell me how this even works. 45:54 Speaker 1 This dude works for Amazon for six years. 45:56 Speaker 1 He's never even gotten like so much as a write up or like a hey, you know, 46:00 Speaker 1 you did this, you did that a letter of counseling or whatever, right? 46:04 Speaker 1 Is he a driver? Is he like in the fulfillment center? 46:06 Speaker 1 He's he's a he's a he's upper upper in Amazon. 46:10 Speaker 1 He he may like a manager. 46:11 Speaker 1 Like it manages like branches. 46:13 Speaker 1 So he manages like four or five branches. Okay. 46:16 Speaker 1 So anyway, this dude's like perfect for six years, 46:18 Speaker 1 perfect employee, stellar employee, right? Well, every time he does reviews on his employees, 46:25 Speaker 1 Amazon comes out and says, Hey, here's 10 employees you got to do reviews on, pick one, and you need 46:31 Speaker 1 to terminate them. And so he reached back out to Amazon and he said, Well, all 10 employees are like 46:38 Speaker 1 really, really squared away. Like, I don't, I don't have any of them that are doing anything 46:42 Speaker 1 remotely wrong. And they said that's not possible. Pick one, you've got a terminated employee. So he 46:48 Speaker 1 did. So for six years, he's been randomly selecting people. 46:54 Speaker 1 You're fired. And they can be a perfect employee. Like he said, 46:57 Speaker 1 he's like, dude, I fired, I fired in six years. I have fired no less 47:01 Speaker 1 than 24 people that were exemplary employees. And I had to write 47:06 Speaker 1 up say, Hey, you're not, you're not one of the top, you're not, 47:09 Speaker 1 you know, top whatever. Oh my God. Jesus. Oh, God. Why is it doing 47:17 Speaker 1 that. Oh, Jesus, I just shut that on my face. There's a button up here. I must have hit it. 47:22 Speaker 1 Oh, that was scary. Anyway, so he's fine with all his people. Anyway, his boss has five regional 47:30 Speaker 1 managers, right? And Amazon went to his boss and said, hey, you've got to pick one and terminate 47:36 Speaker 1 him, right? So he got selected to be terminated by his regional manager. And he reached out 47:43 Speaker 1 to regional manager, he goes, hey, like, what did I do? 47:47 Speaker 1 And he goes, nothing. 47:49 Speaker 1 But I got to fire somebody, right? 47:52 Speaker 1 So this dude's going to lose a job that's paying him 47:56 Speaker 1 like $100 and something thousand dollars a year, right? 47:59 Speaker 1 And he has done nothing but perfect work for Amazon. 48:02 Speaker 1 He's done everything he's asked me to do. 48:04 Speaker 1 I saw the paperwork. 48:05 Speaker 1 There's nothing in there that says like, hey, you know, 48:08 Speaker 1 you're chopping the ball here, or you're 48:09 Speaker 1 making these mistakes or whatever. 48:11 Speaker 1 They're firing him literally because they have to fire somebody every quarter. 48:15 Speaker 1 Is that not the craziest thing you've ever heard in your life? 48:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know why like Amazon's like the most profitable fucking business on 48:24 Speaker 1 the planet. 48:25 Speaker 1 Like I don't see that, you know, someone at a manager at an Amazon warehouse, 48:28 Speaker 1 I don't see them a hundred thousand breaking the bank for Amazon. 48:31 Speaker 1 Like is there any, did you say there's any reasoning? 48:34 Speaker 1 Like they, who's telling him to fire people? 48:36 Speaker 1 Is it like Jeff Bezos was like, all right, man, I need a new yacht. 48:38 Speaker 1 We need to fire like 10 people this month. 48:40 Speaker 1 No, it was it was the region it was the regional manager before the new so there's a new regional manager that took over 48:45 Speaker 1 But the one before that said hey just so you know the way Amazon works is 48:50 Speaker 1 We always look at all of our employees and the bottom 10% get terminated every quarter and he said well 48:58 Speaker 1 What if all of my employees are doing a stellar job? He said it's not possible. He's like you're always gonna have one 49:04 Speaker 1 That's on the lower rung and we need to terminate them. So he did it and he's like this is crazy 49:10 Speaker 1 So he's been doing it. Well then his manager got promoted. So a new guy took over that position and 49:15 Speaker 1 What's funny is now he is being like the bottom like he just got selected and he asked the manager 49:22 Speaker 1 He said what did I do? What could I do to fix this and the manager said nothing dude? 49:25 Speaker 1 I got to select somebody and I've already selected you and I'm just like dude. This is crazy 49:30 Speaker 1 So anyway, so now he's working with 49:32 Speaker 1 Man, he actually put him in touch with another attorney that does wrongful termination, but what do you think? 49:38 Speaker 1 think because just craps and giggles. What do you think the severance is with Amazon 49:44 Speaker 1 if they terminate you? How much do you think they're offering this guy? 49:47 Speaker 1 Oh, well, you know, at first, before we get into that, I think, you know, since we're 49:51 Speaker 1 putting him in touch with everything, we're talking about on the show and bringing light 49:53 Speaker 1 to it. I'm sure Germany's going to make a clip. If he does get a settlement, I think 49:55 Speaker 1 we're entitled to some cash, right? 49:58 Speaker 1 I would think so. I mean, I would think because when I asked Manny, I said, you know, of 50:02 Speaker 1 course, the first thing Manny want to know is like, who's the company that's going to be 50:06 Speaker 1 sued for the wrongful termination. I said Amazon, he goes, 50:09 Speaker 1 you ever heard of him? He goes, that's good. That's real good. 50:12 Speaker 1 Right. Like the attorneys when they hear Amazon, they're like, Oh, 50:16 Speaker 1 yeah, I'll take that case. Right. But yeah, so that's, 50:21 Speaker 1 go ahead. I would say the severance would be, uh, maybe two 50:23 Speaker 1 weeks of pay, maybe $4,000. 50:26 Speaker 1 That's better than that. It's actually way better than that. Oh, 50:29 Speaker 1 20 more. 25,000. 50:32 Speaker 1 Twenty-five dollars. Hey, we appreciate you being here for six 50:35 Speaker 1 years and sorry guys like to be fired here's $25,000 and never contact us again. 50:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's exactly what they're offering them. And then they said, and you know, it's 50:44 Speaker 1 interesting because this individual he told me, he said, look, he said, at the end of the 50:49 Speaker 1 day, I have another position that I can go work with. I think it's Liberty, Liberty Mutual. 50:53 Speaker 1 Oh, he's going to be the little Liberty, Liberty guy. I don't think he has what they want. He's 50:57 Speaker 1 like Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. That's what he's going to do. He's going to do this 51:02 Speaker 1 But no, he said what he does with Amazon, he can do a Liberty Mutual. 51:06 Speaker 1 So he's got a guy over there, a friend over there that was going to hire him. 51:09 Speaker 1 How much do you think he would start at Liberty Mutual? 51:12 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 51:13 Speaker 1 If you're making one 10 at Amazon, what do you think you're making at Liberty Mutual? 51:17 Speaker 1 Oh, I think you got to be at like 76. 51:19 Speaker 1 A hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 51:22 Speaker 1 Oh my God, just the man is Liberty, Liberty. 51:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're doing, they're doing good. 51:26 Speaker 1 Liberty Mutual is doing good. 51:28 Speaker 1 So anyway, so he's thinking about taking it. 51:30 Speaker 1 And when I talk to Manny, he's like, look, dude, he's like, at the end of the day, this 51:33 Speaker 1 dude could take that job, leave Amazon, take a $25,000 bonus on the way out, and he'd go 51:39 Speaker 1 on with life. 51:40 Speaker 1 Like he's good. 51:41 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah, but it's Amazon. 51:43 Speaker 1 Like this just, I don't think $1 billion that you're in a heartbeat when you start having 51:46 Speaker 1 a loyal sin. 51:47 Speaker 1 And I don't think anybody knows this. 51:48 Speaker 1 Isn't there, there's got to be laws against Amazon doing that. 51:51 Speaker 1 So I said, I'm going to talk about it. 51:53 Speaker 1 Like I want people to know this is what Amazon's doing. 51:55 Speaker 1 They don't care about their employees. 51:57 Speaker 1 And this is how they terminate people because God forbid you get hired by a company. 52:00 Speaker 1 Could you imagine if Brandon Thrasher Enterprises was like, you know, you're over there like, 52:05 Speaker 1 hey, I need you to fire somebody today. 52:07 Speaker 1 Isn't that like a premise in that movie, Bad Bosses with Colin? 52:11 Speaker 1 Is it Colin Farrell? 52:13 Speaker 1 What's his name? 52:14 Speaker 1 With the- 52:15 Speaker 1 Horrible Bosses? 52:16 Speaker 1 Is that it? 52:17 Speaker 1 Where, uh, Horrible Bosses are bad with Nathan Sudeikis. 52:21 Speaker 1 Jason Sudeikis. 52:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's where Bosses were, uh, is, uh, where the, uh, Charlie, Charlie Day. 52:27 Speaker 1 is uh his boss is Jennifer Aniston she's like sexually harassing him all the time 52:31 Speaker 1 yeah a great position to be in light but he didn't like it because he was married 52:36 Speaker 1 to that other bitch but she's very hot in that movie uh delicious actually but 52:40 Speaker 1 Sadekis is the one whose boss is I think it's Colin Farrell right isn't that his 52:44 Speaker 1 name uh his boss is the one that had the coke problem I believe like he like doing 52:51 Speaker 1 kung fu and coke that I don't know he has a comb over yeah yeah and his dad his 52:56 Speaker 1 Dad dies and Sudeikus comes in. 52:58 Speaker 1 He's like, hey, he's like, we gotta fire. 53:00 Speaker 1 Oh, they're saying, yeah, they're like, 53:02 Speaker 1 why are we paying this guy still? 53:03 Speaker 1 He's in the hospital. 53:04 Speaker 1 But like, oh, he got hurt here. 53:05 Speaker 1 Job is like, wait, fuck it working. 53:06 Speaker 1 We ain't paying for him. 53:07 Speaker 1 We're firing somebody. 53:08 Speaker 1 And then he's like, he's like, I need you to fire. 53:10 Speaker 1 I need you to fire Irene. 53:12 Speaker 1 And he's like, why? 53:13 Speaker 1 He's like, she's fat. 53:14 Speaker 1 I don't like fat people. 53:16 Speaker 1 Like, he's like, look at her. 53:16 Speaker 1 She's gross. 53:17 Speaker 1 She weirds me out, right? 53:18 Speaker 1 He's like, she's been here for 12 years. 53:22 Speaker 1 And then the guy in the wheelchair, he's like, freak. 53:24 Speaker 1 gotta get rid of that guy. So we brought you on this wheelchair. It's freaking weird me out. 53:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I know what I feel like it's like. Yeah, Amazon, I mean, I know they've been under, 53:32 Speaker 1 you know, a lot of lawsuits for how they handle and treat their employees and everything like that. 53:37 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously at the same time at the end of the day, I mean, I knew a lot of people on Amazon 53:41 Speaker 1 that would just work there to just stole shit. They were just like beyond the assembly line, 53:44 Speaker 1 they just start putting shit in their pocket. So I understand that part. But for someone being 53:47 Speaker 1 like that high up that's like managing like the super centers and everything and the distribution 53:52 Speaker 1 and where people are driving and picking up, 53:54 Speaker 1 I feel like you want to keep that guy around 53:56 Speaker 1 because it doesn't seem like a pain in the ass 53:58 Speaker 1 to have to train a new guy to fucking do that 54:00 Speaker 1 and like build trust with him and everything instead of, 54:01 Speaker 1 you know, if it's a guy on the floor, I mean, fire him any day, 54:04 Speaker 1 you can get anybody off the street to come in and take his job. 54:06 Speaker 1 But for a regional manager, that seems like someone that you want 54:08 Speaker 1 that you know, you want to have that little trust with him, 54:10 Speaker 1 want to be like, hey, we appreciate what you're doing. 54:12 Speaker 1 And we know this guy, we know he's good. 54:14 Speaker 1 Because now we're just going to want to find another random guy 54:16 Speaker 1 on the floor and be like, all right, you three fired, 54:18 Speaker 1 you two, be at your regional managers. 54:20 Speaker 1 And we know you don't know what the fuck you're doing, 54:21 Speaker 1 But give it a shot. We'll fire you six years do the police just pulled up here 54:26 Speaker 1 Right, what do you mean here? We're in two different occasions? I'm in on you 54:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, they probably think you're about to bomb something. I think you got a goddamn gun 54:34 Speaker 1 I see me in your glasses almost get see the oh see if we get the cop a podcast coming up 54:38 Speaker 1 He's gonna ask you what's going on. I don't know. He's like parking next to me 54:42 Speaker 1 Well good thing 54:42 Speaker 1 We only got like six minutes left. I kind of hope he comes up and talks to us. You buy her new time about Amazon 54:47 Speaker 1 You know he's by like oh god this guy 54:49 Speaker 1 We gotta get him off either about to throw you off the side of the fucking parking garage right here to walk it up to you 54:53 Speaker 1 He's just sitting in his truck next to me 54:55 Speaker 1 I mean I don't think it's illegal to record in the back of a car 54:58 Speaker 1 I mean you do probably look like you got a damn operation 55:00 Speaker 1 Sit up like you better murder somebody up there with all the internet in the back hatch open in the mic and everything 55:05 Speaker 1 Tell me you're with daily dose news tell me 55:12 Speaker 1 What uh 55:14 Speaker 1 Is he coming? Is he just looking at you? Is he looking at you? I can see him in the glass a little bit. It's just staring at me. 55:19 Speaker 1 He's on his radio now. Ask him. Ask him. Yeah, go over there and do some investigative reporting. 55:26 Speaker 1 How do you feel about Amazon employees being terminated for no reason? 55:30 Speaker 1 All right. Hey, before he gets up, I should probably ask him a question if he comes over. I don't know what he's doing. 55:35 Speaker 1 He's just sitting in this truck right next to me. Quickly pull something out of the back of the car and point it at him. 55:40 Speaker 1 right? 55:41 Speaker 1 Just. 55:42 Speaker 1 Here's my ID off here. 55:46 Speaker 1 Here's up. 55:47 Speaker 1 Um well, hopefully you don't get arrested. 55:49 Speaker 1 I don't I mean, I don't think it's illegal. 55:50 Speaker 1 I mean, you pay to be there and no one ever said. 55:52 Speaker 1 There's no signs that says no recording a podcast on the roof. 55:54 Speaker 1 Right? 55:55 Speaker 1 Well, I'm guessing somebody had to call it in because I'm on the 14th floor, and I highly 56:00 Speaker 1 doubt a cop is out patrolling and it's like, you know what I should do is I should drive 56:04 Speaker 1 to the 14th floor of every hotel to see what's going on up there. 56:08 Speaker 1 probably saw you down there from the street like, what were that guys doing up there? 56:11 Speaker 1 Let me go drive up there and see what's going on with him. 56:13 Speaker 1 Hey, Jesus. Oh, man. Well, hopefully he doesn't throw you over the edge up there. But yeah, 56:18 Speaker 1 I'm very, we'll have to get Manny on later on this week and big B to figure out what's 56:23 Speaker 1 going on with it. Is he coming up? What's going on? Are you turning your rotating? Oh, 56:27 Speaker 1 he's in a truck. Port St Joe. Oh, that's a nice place. Good place. Look at that. Are you 56:32 Speaker 1 You in for say Joe though. 56:34 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't think what I was like. 56:37 Speaker 1 It's like an hour south of Panama City. 56:40 Speaker 1 I thought really? 56:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I don't know. 56:43 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it's past Max Kobe, right? 56:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, but I was saying maybe he's just hanging out there. 56:47 Speaker 1 Maybe he just wants to. 56:48 Speaker 1 What if he's here doing something else? 56:51 Speaker 1 Oh, always cheating on his wife. 56:52 Speaker 1 You got a bad guy over there. 56:53 Speaker 1 You exposing him. 56:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like you son of a truck number and I'm not making this up. 56:59 Speaker 1 One, two, three. 57:00 Speaker 1 That's his truck. 57:01 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 57:01 Speaker 1 I might be a fake cop. 57:02 Speaker 1 I don't know. 57:03 Speaker 1 That's weird. 57:03 Speaker 1 That's an odd setup going on over there, though. 57:05 Speaker 1 But I'm kind of damn, I wish you would have came up earlier 57:07 Speaker 1 and came over there and talked to you. 57:09 Speaker 1 Have you tried waving at him? 57:12 Speaker 1 Let me see if he's looking at me because he's 57:14 Speaker 1 got tended windows. 57:17 Speaker 1 Dude, if I get shot on a live freaking stream podcast, 57:19 Speaker 1 I'm going to be so pissed. 57:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, you got a lot of new listeners, too. 57:24 Speaker 1 So that'd be a hell of a way to introduce them to the show. 57:27 Speaker 1 But all right. 57:28 Speaker 1 Well, hopefully the Amazon guy gets it figured out. 57:31 Speaker 1 Do I know the guy? 57:32 Speaker 1 You do. 57:33 Speaker 1 You do. 57:33 Speaker 1 You know the listener. 57:34 Speaker 1 And but yeah, I'll keep you guys updated because I know 57:37 Speaker 1 once the attorneys get involved, that's going to be, 57:39 Speaker 1 that's going to be something. 57:40 Speaker 1 I think, you know, when you're talking about money and throwing 57:43 Speaker 1 money to the podcast, I mean, I don't know how much a wrongful 57:45 Speaker 1 termination suit gets you, but I'm guessing settling 250, maybe. 57:50 Speaker 1 Brian? 57:51 Speaker 1 I don't think they have a million. 57:52 Speaker 1 Maybe like you start sending documents and everything. 57:53 Speaker 1 And Amazon probably doesn't want that out in the public. 57:55 Speaker 1 So probably you're like, oh, we got to give them some hush money. 57:57 Speaker 1 Another problem. 57:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why I wanted to make sure our disclaimer's up and running. 58:00 Speaker 1 because I mean, I don't, I mean, if we get sued by Amazon, 58:03 Speaker 1 you know, Manny will take care of it, I think, 58:05 Speaker 1 but I just wanna make sure we got a disclaimer. 58:08 Speaker 1 Well, but like technically, Manny was in the background 58:10 Speaker 1 as a pillow, so you're a part of this case too, bad dog. 58:13 Speaker 1 There are so many more. 58:14 Speaker 1 Not anymore, I don't have the pillow behind me. 58:16 Speaker 1 But I don't have it back here either, but. 58:18 Speaker 1 All right, well, like I said, it's gonna be a good week down 58:20 Speaker 1 here, hopefully Chuck has fun, and he probably wait 58:23 Speaker 1 for him to put the mic down, and the cop's gonna shoot him 58:25 Speaker 1 more than likely, but I guarantee you, as soon as I put the mic 58:28 Speaker 1 down, I take the headphones off, he's gonna come over 58:29 Speaker 1 over. Guarantee it. Do it real quick. You just take your headphones off and put the mic 58:35 Speaker 1 down for a second. We'll do like 30 seconds. See what he does. See if we bait him. I'm going 58:39 Speaker 1 to bait this cop. Now just look over the edge. You hear me still? Just look over the edge 58:45 Speaker 1 like you're about to jump. Look at him. He's just staring at the cop. I don't know if you're 58:48 Speaker 1 supposed to stare at the cop or not. I said I said make it look like you're about to jump 58:55 Speaker 1 over the edge. Oh my god. Dude, hold on. Let me see how high this is. Oh, there's no 59:02 Speaker 1 I'm 14 floors up. Look at this wall behind me. This is it. 59:05 Speaker 1 Oh, that's crazy. If you're going to end it all, this is the way to do it. But anyway, I'm not going to do that. I'm going back to the beach. 59:12 Speaker 1 But thank you for having me on today. I'm very excited. Hopefully tomorrow I'm not on the roof of a building and I have nice Wi-Fi inside my unit. 59:20 Speaker 1 That's all I care about. 59:21 Speaker 1 Hey, I'll say this has been a very interesting recording location for you. I appreciate it. So but we're going to get on out of hell. We appreciate. 59:28 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I said we see a look at that a nice beach 59:32 Speaker 1 There's no traffic or anything either what a good time to go to the beach stuff. Yeah, all right 59:35 Speaker 1 We're gonna get on out of here. We will see tomorrow 59:37 Speaker 1 We got the Falcons game tonight at the time of the recording 59:39 Speaker 1 I've got a high hopes for him 59:41 Speaker 1 I think Atlanta does too, but in Falcons fashion 59:43 Speaker 1 This would be the one they fucking blow when they're playing it back up quarterback at home. So 59:46 Speaker 1 We'll see what happens. Chuck. Yeah, yeah, they were getting on out of here. I see you tomorrow, man 59:50 Speaker 1 One place or another. All right. Have fun. Hopefully you're not in jail and hopefully you're on the beach here. Bye-bye