Ripping Off Toe Nails In A Gay Church EP-408 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-09
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Not today though. But no, Tony Shalub. I enjoyed him in monk 2:36 Speaker 1 with a very odd show. I remember watching with my family a lot back in the day. John 2:40 Speaker 1 Lennon, who was born on 53 today. John Lennon was also born today on 1940. Beatles guy. 2:46 Speaker 1 Oh, really? You're taking birthdays again? Oh, my bad. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I 2:51 Speaker 1 took a check this from you every day. You yelled at me because you yelled at me because 2:57 Speaker 1 I was always given people the birthday from the day before and I finally got it right 3:02 Speaker 1 I'm sitting here looking at the list and I'm like my god bless. It's like he takes it from me every day 3:07 Speaker 1 You know what? I'm just gonna start doing the freaking weather. This is nice. I'm sorry. I'm sorry 3:11 Speaker 1 I here's one though in 2006 North Korea conducts its first ever nuclear test and Google announced its agreement to acquire YouTube for 3:18 Speaker 1 1.65 billion dollars 3:20 Speaker 1 So that was a big day back in 2006 man 3:22 Speaker 1 You know the housing markets crashing in North Korea is like we're gonna make a nuke and Google's like we're gonna spend 3:27 Speaker 1 $1.65 billion to acquire YouTube, which I think was a good buy. 3:30 Speaker 1 Do you think do you think North Korea has a nuke right now? 3:32 Speaker 1 Do you think they even have it? 3:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, they probably got like a small one, probably one that can only go to South Korea, 3:38 Speaker 1 just hops the border. 3:39 Speaker 1 That's about it. 3:40 Speaker 1 So you think it's not the new it's not the size of the nuke. 3:43 Speaker 1 It's it's about the propulsion that they have. 3:45 Speaker 1 So you just think they don't have the propulsion to send it anywhere other than 3:48 Speaker 1 across the border, like 100 yards. 3:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. 3:51 Speaker 1 I think they're just going to like put in a trebuchet or something and fling that 3:53 Speaker 1 They're like, Kim, Kim, we said Nook South Korea. 3:59 Speaker 1 And he's like, if we send the Nook 150 miles, 4:03 Speaker 1 what is chance we die to? 4:05 Speaker 1 Like, oh, well, we die too. 4:07 Speaker 1 So stupid. 4:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, be rough for them. 4:09 Speaker 1 I don't know what their plan is. 4:11 Speaker 1 There's a few other things happen, 4:12 Speaker 1 but go ahead and name off the birthdays 4:14 Speaker 1 I did not steal from you. 4:15 Speaker 1 Who else have we got today? 4:16 Speaker 1 This is a good one. 4:16 Speaker 1 This is one of my favorites 4:17 Speaker 1 because I lost my, oh, never mind. 4:21 Speaker 1 I thought it was Sharon Stone. 4:23 Speaker 1 I was gonna say, it was another one of the ones that, 4:28 Speaker 1 well, she gave me my first, you know, like- 4:30 Speaker 1 Well job? 4:32 Speaker 1 No. 4:32 Speaker 1 Hand job. 4:33 Speaker 1 Remember when I told her- 4:34 Speaker 1 Oh, boner. 4:35 Speaker 1 Boner. 4:36 Speaker 1 Like her Sharon Stone and Peggy Bundy, 4:39 Speaker 1 where, I mean, Peggy Bundy was like the mom 4:41 Speaker 1 that gave me one when I was young, you know, 4:43 Speaker 1 like I was like, oh my God, I'm so into her. 4:45 Speaker 1 And then Sharon Stone is what made me like realize, 4:49 Speaker 1 I don't like moms. 4:50 Speaker 1 I like girls that are dirty and don't wear panties, you know? 4:52 Speaker 1 And that's kind of where that would be. 4:54 Speaker 1 No, today, this is crazy. 4:57 Speaker 1 Sharon Osborn, 73 years old. 5:00 Speaker 1 How much older was Ozzy than her? 5:02 Speaker 1 He had to be 80 something, right? 5:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would say so, but you know, with Sharon, 5:08 Speaker 1 I thought she was honestly older. 5:09 Speaker 1 I think the stress, I think she just got stressed out 5:10 Speaker 1 from having to deal with Ozzy all the fucking time 5:12 Speaker 1 and all his drugs and all his women who'd bring home 5:14 Speaker 1 and all the craziness he did. 5:15 Speaker 1 So it probably stressed her out and made her look 5:16 Speaker 1 a little older. 5:17 Speaker 1 I figured she'd be like late 70s, but early, 5:19 Speaker 1 and not too bad. 5:20 Speaker 1 She's so, she's still got purple hair, 5:22 Speaker 1 whatever the fuck it was. 5:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's always something, but she's cool. 5:26 Speaker 1 I mean, I like her. 5:27 Speaker 1 Now you were talking about actor, you said Tony Shalou, right? 5:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 5:32 Speaker 1 That's not the guy from Monk, dude. 5:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, this guy. 5:36 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 5:39 Speaker 1 100% it is. 5:41 Speaker 1 Oh, that's weird. 5:43 Speaker 1 They have, oh, that's my next guy. 5:45 Speaker 1 Yep. 5:45 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm gonna skip him. 5:46 Speaker 1 They put the picture of the next guy under Tony Shalou, 5:49 Speaker 1 and he looks like him kind of. 5:50 Speaker 1 But the next one is Scott Bakula. 5:53 Speaker 1 Do you remember him? 5:54 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I do not think so. 5:56 Speaker 1 Is he a singer? 5:57 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 5:58 Speaker 1 No, he's an actor. 6:00 Speaker 1 And once I show you a picture, you're gonna know, 6:02 Speaker 1 and he was in one of my favorite shows 6:03 Speaker 1 of all time when I was growing up, this guy. 6:06 Speaker 1 Oh, I kind of know him. 6:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6:08 Speaker 1 He was in that show where, oh my God, 6:10 Speaker 1 what's the name of it? 6:12 Speaker 1 He would time travel and he would go to like, 6:14 Speaker 1 he would just, he would go somewhere, 6:16 Speaker 1 he'd have a mission, right? 6:17 Speaker 1 But he'd be somebody else in the mirror. 6:19 Speaker 1 when he looked at himself in the mirror, it wasn't him. 6:21 Speaker 1 And he would time travel all the time. 6:23 Speaker 1 Like every episode he'd show up in a new place, 6:27 Speaker 1 he'd wake up and he'd have to figure out why he's there. 6:29 Speaker 1 And he'd like save somebody or do a mission. 6:31 Speaker 1 But my favorite episode, especially as a kid, 6:34 Speaker 1 is when he time traveled. 6:36 Speaker 1 And like right before it cuts to the next, 6:38 Speaker 1 like it cuts, because it would cut you off every episode. 6:41 Speaker 1 So you'd see his face, he'd look in the mirror 6:43 Speaker 1 and he'd be like, oh my gosh. 6:45 Speaker 1 And he'd be like a black woman, you know? 6:47 Speaker 1 He'd be like he'd be like an Asian dude, right? 6:49 Speaker 1 A rose of arcs. 6:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:50 Speaker 1 And he like so he my favorite one is when he shuts the mirror or he shuts the door and 6:55 Speaker 1 he looks in the mirror and he's got Down syndrome and he goes and he goes, oh my god. 7:01 Speaker 1 And I just got five. 7:04 Speaker 1 I went. 7:05 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 7:06 Speaker 1 He is so funny. 7:07 Speaker 1 I can imagine I imagine him being a black woman as Rosa Parks and he's like my mission is 7:12 Speaker 1 to suck my husband's wiener. 7:13 Speaker 1 So drive me in his car to work. 7:15 Speaker 1 Shut up. 7:16 Speaker 1 That whole thing with Rosa Parks was staged anyway. 7:18 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 7:19 Speaker 1 I'm glad you. 7:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's stupid. 7:22 Speaker 1 Gila Marro del Toro. 7:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, Mo del Toro. 7:26 Speaker 1 He's the guy from Sicacario. 7:28 Speaker 1 Turn 61 today. 7:30 Speaker 1 I thought he was older than that. 7:32 Speaker 1 I don't know who Brandon Roth is. 7:35 Speaker 1 No idea. 7:37 Speaker 1 Nope, don't care about that guy. 7:39 Speaker 1 Songwriters, there was one more I wanted to go over. 7:44 Speaker 1 What's this guy? 7:45 Speaker 1 Who's this chick? 7:46 Speaker 1 Are you sure he was in Sicario? 7:47 Speaker 1 Or are you thinking of Benicio del Toro? 7:50 Speaker 1 Oh crap. 7:51 Speaker 1 Is there anything for the Benicio? 7:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, because Guillermo, that guy, 7:53 Speaker 1 that dude was not in Sicario. 7:56 Speaker 1 Oh, I've never seen that guy. 7:58 Speaker 1 All right, disregard. 7:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 8:00 Speaker 1 And the last one is Spencer Grammer. 8:05 Speaker 1 Do you know who Spencer Grammer is? 8:07 Speaker 1 I think he wrote the first literature book. 8:09 Speaker 1 It's a language arts. 8:12 Speaker 1 Wait, Spencer Grammer, 8:14 Speaker 1 I think that's a female. Oh, God. Yeah. It's a fun fact. Her middle name is Karen. 8:21 Speaker 1 It's Spencer Graham. She's got a fuck. She might have be trans now or something. 8:25 Speaker 1 She just kept Karen, which is the worst middle name to keep. 8:27 Speaker 1 If you're going to go trans, you can pick any name you want when you go trans and 8:30 Speaker 1 you're keep Karen in the middle. Oh, yeah. Spencer grammar. 8:33 Speaker 1 42 years old. Oh my God. Is she Kelsey Grammar's? Oh, it's his daughter. 8:40 Speaker 1 Holy cow. She's kind of hot. Have you ever seen her? 8:43 Speaker 1 She's not trans. She doesn't look trans. 8:48 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. Yeah, she looks like a British or something, but I mean, 8:52 Speaker 1 some of it. Oh God. Never. Oh, Jesus. 8:55 Speaker 1 Looks like her dad. This is a bad picture. 8:59 Speaker 1 Oh, that's scary. She's got down syndrome eyes. 9:02 Speaker 1 She does kind of. Yeah, she's her grandma's daughter. 9:05 Speaker 1 So allegedly, she's a celebrity. 9:06 Speaker 1 I guess she's an actress. Oh God. 9:08 Speaker 1 She's hot in that one. Nice. 9:10 Speaker 1 that's 9:12 Speaker 1 a little bit of down syndrome eyes there 9:14 Speaker 1 okay anyway those are your birthdays 9:16 Speaker 1 that's telling me off but 9:18 Speaker 1 well how about everyone's having a good Friday I 9:20 Speaker 1 I woke up and went over to my grandma's and changed 9:22 Speaker 1 out a dual inlet water valve for on her fridge 9:26 Speaker 1 it's the thing that allows you to get water out of the fridge and get the ice maker 9:30 Speaker 1 to make ice that was working and then I had to listen to a story about 9:34 Speaker 1 fifteen minutes about how she's trying to save the Methodist congregation because they're letting in gaze over there 9:38 Speaker 1 the church she goes to. She's not happy about this at all. It's been a three year endeavor. 9:43 Speaker 1 I remember she first told me about it three years ago and then apparently it's just been getting 9:47 Speaker 1 worse to sit and I didn't know she has not been to church since Mother's Day and she is very religious 9:51 Speaker 1 like a pun but religious ongoing to church. So apparently what really did it to her was 9:58 Speaker 1 the two gay guys. First the gay guy introduces the other guy as his wife which is weird. I don't know 10:03 Speaker 1 I don't know why you'd. Yeah. I'm so and so and this is my wife. 10:07 Speaker 1 She's like, what? She said she'd have made a big ruckus in church. 10:10 Speaker 1 Everyone in the pews heard her. And what really, 10:14 Speaker 1 what really got her fucking pissed dude was, um, 10:18 Speaker 1 so apparently these two gays they ended up, 10:21 Speaker 1 they came to church one day with a baby, you know, 10:23 Speaker 1 a little baby and brought in there and she's like, how does that happen? 10:26 Speaker 1 So she started talking to people and asked what happened. 10:28 Speaker 1 And apparently they found, 10:29 Speaker 1 they just went up to a random sperm bank and found a woman there and it's like, 10:32 Speaker 1 Hey, you want to be our surrogate and they said yes, but what really what really pushed her over the edge was on Mother's Day 10:39 Speaker 1 They brought up one of the gays with the wife and recognize 10:43 Speaker 1 Recognize this guy as the fucking mother on Mother's Day and that was that was she said she walked out of church 10:49 Speaker 1 She's not been back since she said 10:51 Speaker 1 he sent letters to 10:53 Speaker 1 Her messages to the pastor and everything they're like Carolyn. Oh no you cannot be doing this 10:58 Speaker 1 So she's very upset about it. I'm like grandma. Why do you think I'd you keep wanting me to go to church? 11:04 Speaker 1 Why do you think I want to go to church with gays in there? I understand I don't want to do that either 11:07 Speaker 1 So just stop getting so upset about it and get somewhere else 11:10 Speaker 1 She's time being she's going to a Baptist church 11:12 Speaker 1 But I had to inform her about all these new 11:15 Speaker 1 Non-denominational churches that are coming up and she's hoping to find one of those to be able to join that 11:19 Speaker 1 But that's what I've been saying the whole time. I'm like, you know 11:22 Speaker 1 I don't I don't agree with gays in church either, but I'm not gonna make a big fuss about it like my grandma is I'm not gonna tell 11:26 Speaker 1 a pastor about it and shit. It just doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense why you would be gay and going to church. I feel like you find Jesus and be like, I'm not gay. 11:35 Speaker 1 But how does that how does that not make any sense to you? 11:39 Speaker 1 What that you're gay and you believe in Jesus? Yeah. 11:42 Speaker 1 It's like going to a black panther rally in your white. Does that make any sense? 11:46 Speaker 1 No, it's not. It's not. It don't do. Okay. So you're telling me you think you have more of a right to go to church than a gay person. 11:56 Speaker 1 Um, I think God, I think Jesus is like, this guy's doing a little better than these guys over here. 12:01 Speaker 1 I think it's a slap in the face of God. 12:05 Speaker 1 No. 12:06 Speaker 1 So what about, what about the guys that are cheating on their wives that go to church? 12:10 Speaker 1 You think that that's okay? 12:11 Speaker 1 Oh, I know. 12:12 Speaker 1 I'm not saying it's okay. 12:13 Speaker 1 It's probably still better than me. 12:14 Speaker 1 Gay though. 12:15 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 12:16 Speaker 1 God doesn't have a, so you're telling me out of all the sinning people can do God thinks that 12:22 Speaker 1 gays are the worst. 12:23 Speaker 1 I mean, I have talked about before you're 100% sitting all the time when you're gay. 12:27 Speaker 1 Not technically, not technically while you're in church or not. 12:32 Speaker 1 Technically. 12:33 Speaker 1 I think you are. 12:34 Speaker 1 That's probably the worst part about it. 12:35 Speaker 1 Like you're just sitting there all gay and you just touch the tip. 12:37 Speaker 1 It's boring. 12:38 Speaker 1 You're like, oh God. 12:39 Speaker 1 Okay. 12:40 Speaker 1 There's a lot to unpack here. 12:42 Speaker 1 I don't want to spend too much time on it. 12:43 Speaker 1 But all I'm going to say is this. 12:44 Speaker 1 First off, I want to address the fact that your grandmother is hilarious. 12:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 12:48 Speaker 1 It makes me very happy that she's such a troublemaker and she's asking questions about why they're 12:53 Speaker 1 there and then they have a baby and she's like asking, 12:55 Speaker 1 like she's doing her own like little, 12:56 Speaker 1 how did that happen? 12:58 Speaker 1 She's like, Bertha, Bertha, how does that happen? 13:02 Speaker 1 Right, like in the middle of church. 13:04 Speaker 1 So that's funny. 13:05 Speaker 1 And I get that, my grandma would do the exact same thing. 13:08 Speaker 1 I know she would have a problem with homosexuals in church. 13:10 Speaker 1 Now, I'm gonna tell you, the other part of that is, 13:15 Speaker 1 I personally think it's a great thing 13:18 Speaker 1 for gay people to go to church. 13:19 Speaker 1 I think it's great. 13:20 Speaker 1 You gotta get burned them. 13:21 Speaker 1 No, I mean, who knows? 13:22 Speaker 1 I mean, do I think being gay is a sin? 13:30 Speaker 1 I wouldn't do it, but it's also not my place 13:35 Speaker 1 to judge these people, and it's not my place 13:37 Speaker 1 to try to say they're wrong. 13:38 Speaker 1 Now, again, I just wanna clarify, 13:41 Speaker 1 do I think that you can be a true Christian and be gay? 13:47 Speaker 1 I don't think so, but I don't know, but I don't know. 13:51 Speaker 1 And so for us to judge them, I think that's wrong. 13:53 Speaker 1 I think they should be able to go to church 13:54 Speaker 1 and worship how they want. 13:55 Speaker 1 Now, should we identify them as mothers on Mother's Day? 13:58 Speaker 1 Absolutely not. 14:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. 14:00 Speaker 1 That's the craziest part about it. 14:01 Speaker 1 I mean, I can understand that's where her last straw is. 14:03 Speaker 1 You know, I was telling her that she's telling me the story. 14:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm trying to get the fucking TBS on her TV 14:09 Speaker 1 through YouTube TV so she can watch the game tonight 14:13 Speaker 1 with my cousins playing in the game tonight, the Guardians. 14:16 Speaker 1 So the, I got that on the TV and I'm trying to, 14:19 Speaker 1 It's like a fucking friend's marathon for like the next five hours. 14:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, grandma, just leave it on mute and do not change it to the game. 14:24 Speaker 1 Comes off, but she's telling me that. 14:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, well, grandma, just, just stop worrying about it. 14:27 Speaker 1 All right. 14:28 Speaker 1 You're not going to be able to change anything up there. 14:29 Speaker 1 Just just chill out. 14:30 Speaker 1 Um, and then then when she broke the news about they had him up there on 14:34 Speaker 1 Mother's Day with that. 14:36 Speaker 1 She's like, I'm a grandma and a mother and that just hurt me so much. 14:39 Speaker 1 Well, see, I don't, why don't they just celebrate? 14:41 Speaker 1 I mean, cause I would be okay with them bringing them both up for Father's Day. 14:47 Speaker 1 I mean, at that point, technically, well, I mean, technically, they're both fathers. 14:51 Speaker 1 I mean, you can't change that. 14:52 Speaker 1 It's not like you're going to be like, no, you have a kid, but you're not a father. 14:55 Speaker 1 I mean, technically they are. 14:56 Speaker 1 I think only one of them is the right. 14:58 Speaker 1 No, they're both fathers. 15:00 Speaker 1 I mean, if you have two dads, you have two dads. 15:02 Speaker 1 Well, they put both their sperm in a centrifuge and mix it all up and then put it in the woman. 15:06 Speaker 1 Brandon, you of all people should know you do not have to have like, it does not have to 15:11 Speaker 1 be your DNA to be your kid. 15:13 Speaker 1 You can adopt a kid. 15:14 Speaker 1 Why do you say me of all people? 15:16 Speaker 1 I'm not a top. I don't have a dog. I told you I'd never have an adopted kid. 15:20 Speaker 1 Chuck sucks. 15:20 Speaker 1 Cox and what up. 15:24 Speaker 1 It's not because I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying you were adopted, 15:31 Speaker 1 but I'm saying like your dad got remarried and his wife is now your stepmom. 15:38 Speaker 1 So yeah, not really. 15:39 Speaker 1 I was over 18 when they got married. 15:42 Speaker 1 So not really a mom. 15:43 Speaker 1 That's not true. 15:45 Speaker 1 Legally, she's your stepmom. 15:47 Speaker 1 It's not like you have an age limit. 15:49 Speaker 1 Like, oh, you can't marry her until I turn 18 dead. 15:51 Speaker 1 I don't want her to be my stepmom. 15:53 Speaker 1 She's still your stepmom. 15:54 Speaker 1 And you still have to call her mom. 15:56 Speaker 1 No, I don't. 15:57 Speaker 1 But they, like I said, with the, I think a stepmom would be 16:02 Speaker 1 when they come in and it's under 18, 16:04 Speaker 1 where they're still doing motherly things for you. 16:06 Speaker 1 You take care of you, go into school or even changing your diapers 16:08 Speaker 1 or whatnot. 16:09 Speaker 1 But once you're out of the house and you don't rely on your parents, 16:12 Speaker 1 your parents. I don't see how you can just get a new mom. It just doesn't make sense to me. 16:15 Speaker 1 Okay, so be honest with me. All right, don't lie. Because I know you want to lie about this. 16:19 Speaker 1 On Mother's Day, do you get her a card or anything? Yeah, I mean, it's required. Okay. 16:24 Speaker 1 Okay. The case in point. I rest my case. There you go. Well, actually, I don't get her a card. 16:29 Speaker 1 I think I get her just like a gift card and just like, doesn't matter. You get her something to 16:32 Speaker 1 celebrate Mother's Day because she's your mother. No, she's not. She's a mother to her kids and, 16:38 Speaker 1 you know, pretty she did a good job with them. But I'll accept her as that. 16:41 Speaker 1 And she's your mom. No, not really. Anyway, to get back to the thing about you were talking 16:50 Speaker 1 about a second ago, I will I think about your grandmother's actions. And I do feel for you 16:55 Speaker 1 because when a grandmother goes through something like that, it's over. My grandma went to a church 17:00 Speaker 1 one time and they didn't speak in tongues. And she said they're all going down. She was like, 17:04 Speaker 1 yeah, I believe they didn't speak. And then if they don't do communion, I'm like her schedule, 17:09 Speaker 1 all gonna burn it now. 17:11 Speaker 1 Every one of them. 17:11 Speaker 1 She is very much like she knows 17:13 Speaker 1 who's going to heaven, who's going down. 17:15 Speaker 1 Well, I'm proud of my grandma for going after the gays. 17:17 Speaker 1 Now I'm trying to get her on the Jews, 17:19 Speaker 1 trying to get her to understand how bad the Jews are. 17:21 Speaker 1 She's slowly starting to understand 17:22 Speaker 1 like the kill people and everything and what's going on there. 17:25 Speaker 1 But this older generation, that's the bad part 17:28 Speaker 1 is like they're dying out. 17:29 Speaker 1 And obviously someone was stuck in their ways and bad ways. 17:32 Speaker 1 But a lot of good tradition is gonna die with them as well. 17:34 Speaker 1 So that's honestly why I don't, 17:36 Speaker 1 I'll go to local church every now and then, 17:38 Speaker 1 But it's just a lot of old people in there and then you go to a new church and like I said, you got a lot of weird singing going on 17:43 Speaker 1 And people are just wearing t-shirts and shit and you got you know gays are involved. I'm like, what's going on here? 17:49 Speaker 1 I'm doing. Are you so what is your problem with the gays today? 17:52 Speaker 1 Why are you being so and why am I calling them the gays? 17:53 Speaker 1 I don't call them that why are you being so mean to the to gay the gay community right now? 17:58 Speaker 1 I'm not being mean. I just don't understand, you know, I don't start why wouldn't they start their like methodist was not built on gayness 18:05 Speaker 1 You know, I'm saying so I don't know why they don't start building on her 18:07 Speaker 1 But you got people going in there that do a lot of gnarly stuff looking whether it be pornography or adultery or whatever 18:14 Speaker 1 They're doing and you're not trying to shut the door on them. You're not you're not sitting there going 18:19 Speaker 1 People in here that look at porn, you know harder to identify those people 18:22 Speaker 1 Well, I know but that's that's probably that's probably a bad thing that you know 18:28 Speaker 1 You're going in I mean one starts probably a good thing that at least with you know the gay community when they come in 18:33 Speaker 1 They're proud of I don't know if they're proud of it 18:34 Speaker 1 But they come in and they're like, hey, we want to be when we want to be closer to God or whatever religion 18:39 Speaker 1 We believe we want to be able to worship in peace and you're over here like oh man there. They shouldn't be in here 18:44 Speaker 1 Like that's kind of I didn't say it's way of thinking that's kind of it's kind of scary that you think that way 18:49 Speaker 1 I didn't say they shouldn't be in there. I just don't want to be in there at the same time 18:51 Speaker 1 They are like I said, you know, I don't I don't want to be around it 18:55 Speaker 1 You know, it's just like you don't want to be around someone that's a bad influence on your kids same thing 18:59 Speaker 1 You don't you want your kids around them. So I just don't want that 19:01 Speaker 1 I don't want to be around it and that's why I try to tell my grandma until she told me about the whole 19:06 Speaker 1 You know the mothers they representing them like yeah, that church is fucked 19:09 Speaker 1 All right, this church is fucked. That's funny though. I mean that's that I wish I could have been there for that 19:14 Speaker 1 But they're making a mockery of like life. This is the mother it came out of this guy's butthole 19:19 Speaker 1 I think it's disrespectful to moms at the end of the day 19:23 Speaker 1 I think that's where the problem is it's disrespectful to moms and this guy's over here saying you know 19:27 Speaker 1 why you always defending the gays, Charles. I'm not defending them. I don't understand. 19:31 Speaker 1 Like I've met a lot of gay couples that I have very good relationship with this day. 19:37 Speaker 1 I don't agree with what they do behind closed doors, but that's it. I mean, other than that, 19:42 Speaker 1 I don't really have a problem with you, especially the gay community. Now the trans community, 19:46 Speaker 1 that's where it gets a little bit out of here. That's where it gets a little dicey, 19:50 Speaker 1 Because I think that's more of a mental disorder on a large scale where you can't, if you don't know what sex you are, or like the guy at Home Depot that wears a choker chain, and his name is Molly, and it says pronouns his, him, her, or his, him, them, or whatever they. 20:11 Speaker 1 And if you call, if you say, thank you, sir, he loses it. 20:16 Speaker 1 If you say, thank you, ma'am, he loses it. 20:19 Speaker 1 So I'm like, what is your, like, that's a mental thing. 20:21 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 20:22 Speaker 1 So I have a problem with that community, 20:24 Speaker 1 but only because they've made life way too difficult 20:26 Speaker 1 for everybody. 20:27 Speaker 1 Like you shouldn't have to walk on eggshells around people. 20:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, man, let's just say, you know, how it goes 20:31 Speaker 1 when you start holding up tradition and everything 20:34 Speaker 1 and letting them give them too much leech. 20:36 Speaker 1 You give them an insta take a mile. 20:37 Speaker 1 So that's what we're facing right now. 20:39 Speaker 1 but, uh, yeah. Anyways, speaking about the gays is tear is Vanessa in here to figure out the lesbians both climax at the same time. 20:46 Speaker 1 I don't know if she asked them that or not, but they do not. There's no way that's happening. 20:51 Speaker 1 You don't even know any lesbians. We're trying to figure this out. I don't know if Vanessa's coming here today or not. She pops in. We'll ask her. 20:56 Speaker 1 Well, that was my day. And I came back and started making a fuck ton of thumbnails for all the videos on YouTube means. 21:01 Speaker 1 Germany are working on them. I'm going up to 200. He's doing 300 to 307. So we've got about 120 to do. 21:07 Speaker 1 or 408 whatever we were up to now. 21:10 Speaker 1 So we're at shit, hopefully starting next week 21:12 Speaker 1 if we get everything done, the show will be released 21:15 Speaker 1 day early on the YouTube. 21:16 Speaker 1 So be sure to go over there and check it out 21:18 Speaker 1 so that way we can get monetized. 21:19 Speaker 1 We're not far off. 21:20 Speaker 1 So we really appreciate it. 21:21 Speaker 1 Same thing with Spotify, it's going really well. 21:23 Speaker 1 We appreciate everybody. 21:24 Speaker 1 Chuck, how was your day over there? 21:25 Speaker 1 So, and we'll get into, there's one, 21:28 Speaker 1 I have a question for you for what the Chuck, 21:30 Speaker 1 but I, dude, I went and worked, 21:33 Speaker 1 And then I don't know how this turned into a, 21:37 Speaker 1 like a personal hygiene, you know, like maintenance day. 21:40 Speaker 1 Like I had to like do some work with myself 21:42 Speaker 1 because my beard was all jacked up. 21:44 Speaker 1 I don't know how just for men works, 21:46 Speaker 1 but I know it doesn't work right 21:48 Speaker 1 because it starts getting like gray and patches. 21:50 Speaker 1 And I was looking all patchy and I went to coach softball 21:53 Speaker 1 the other day and one of the assistant coaches was like, 21:54 Speaker 1 dude, what's wrong with your beard? 21:56 Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God. 21:57 Speaker 1 They'll like stain my skin under here. 21:59 Speaker 1 So anyway, I go to Kroger and I get a kit, 22:02 Speaker 1 like a beard, a beard dying kit. 22:05 Speaker 1 And I try to match it to my color, you know, 22:07 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, we're gonna go on vacation, you know, 22:09 Speaker 1 Megan's gonna be taking pictures of the beach. 22:11 Speaker 1 I want my beard to look okay. 22:12 Speaker 1 So anyways, I get that. 22:14 Speaker 1 Megan's on her way to the cabin, 22:15 Speaker 1 and she called me because again, we're going to the beach. 22:18 Speaker 1 And she said, what did you figure out about your toenails? 22:21 Speaker 1 Because at this point, 22:22 Speaker 1 at this point, I got like five that are pretty gnarly, you know? 22:26 Speaker 1 And I said, I called the podiatrist, 22:29 Speaker 1 cause she's got a friend that works the podiatrist, 22:30 Speaker 1 They did her, my wife's had the 22:33 Speaker 1 bunions. Yeah, she had both of them 22:35 Speaker 1 filed down on her feet. And she had 22:37 Speaker 1 them like they sewed them up. She was 22:38 Speaker 1 a walking boot. Because like, it's 22:40 Speaker 1 just, I guess, from wearing high 22:40 Speaker 1 heels, you get those bones, whatever. 22:43 Speaker 1 So anyway, I called them and I said, 22:45 Speaker 1 Hey, like, I want to get these five 22:47 Speaker 1 toenails removed. And I don't know how 22:49 Speaker 1 to do it. And they said, Well, have 22:50 Speaker 1 you done any treatment? I was like, 22:52 Speaker 1 Yes, dude. I went and got laser 22:54 Speaker 1 treatment. I've done everything you 22:55 Speaker 1 can think of. And they said, well, 22:57 Speaker 1 when was the last time you did? I 22:58 Speaker 1 said, you know, it was like two 22:59 Speaker 1 years ago or something, three years ago. 23:01 Speaker 1 And they said, well, what state are they in now 23:03 Speaker 1 sent us a picture? 23:04 Speaker 1 So I sent them a picture and they're like, 23:08 Speaker 1 they're taking pictures of his feet. 23:10 Speaker 1 And he's like, what are you doing? 23:12 Speaker 1 But it's medical, I promise, sweetheart. 23:14 Speaker 1 And they said, well, from what we can tell, 23:18 Speaker 1 most of your toenail can just be pulled off. 23:21 Speaker 1 You should pull off all the toenails that 23:24 Speaker 1 can be pulled off and then use treatment, 23:27 Speaker 1 like anti fungal treatment, right? 23:29 Speaker 1 So dude, I get home and I just like sat in there 23:32 Speaker 1 while I was waiting on you 23:34 Speaker 1 and I'm just like fricking ripping off these toenails. 23:37 Speaker 1 And I didn't. 23:38 Speaker 1 You still have them? 23:40 Speaker 1 So do me the trash. 23:41 Speaker 1 We're gonna do it though. 23:42 Speaker 1 You went to bring that to show and tell today 23:45 Speaker 1 if you're ripping off your own toenails. 23:46 Speaker 1 You rip off right now? 23:48 Speaker 1 I'll send you a picture of what I got going on here. 23:50 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I take it and allegedly, 23:55 Speaker 1 I don't know if this is true, 23:57 Speaker 1 Because now the toenails have all been ripped off, 24:00 Speaker 1 I can use this stuff at Publix or whatever, 24:04 Speaker 1 and it'll work, right? 24:06 Speaker 1 So I put that on there. 24:08 Speaker 1 So now I got my toenails marinating right now 24:10 Speaker 1 in this stuff, and allegedly it's gonna cure them, 24:13 Speaker 1 but it's not gonna make them look better for the beach. 24:15 Speaker 1 Like even if it works, 24:16 Speaker 1 Megan's like, well, you better have them 24:18 Speaker 1 looking good by Saturday. 24:19 Speaker 1 Are you, I think I can do grow toenails in two days. 24:23 Speaker 1 Like, well, who does that? 24:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, put a, this guy said put a cheeseburger on him. 24:27 Speaker 1 I don't know the fuck that means. 24:28 Speaker 1 Or he's talking about the whole, I have no idea, but toenails. 24:31 Speaker 1 So they're going to grow back is what you're saying. 24:32 Speaker 1 You've got to keep them soaking in this serum. 24:36 Speaker 1 And then they come back all cool and shit. 24:38 Speaker 1 Allegedly. 24:40 Speaker 1 I don't know how this is going to play out 24:42 Speaker 1 because I've never done it, but this is my last draw. 24:45 Speaker 1 So if these don't work, then I'm going to just have them 24:49 Speaker 1 surgically removed forever. 24:51 Speaker 1 And then Megan's like, well, you have to get a, 24:54 Speaker 1 You have to get a prosthetic toenail put on. 24:56 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm not doing that at all ever. 24:59 Speaker 1 Um, God, I'm trying to fix my phone. 25:00 Speaker 1 I got my iPhone storage is full and I can't take a picture. 25:03 Speaker 1 You got to find out later. 25:04 Speaker 1 We'll sit. 25:04 Speaker 1 We'll put, post it in the post. 25:07 Speaker 1 I'm not going to post in the group, dude. 25:09 Speaker 1 I was going to just show you. 25:10 Speaker 1 I'm not putting that picture out there. 25:11 Speaker 1 It's bad. 25:12 Speaker 1 But yeah, it's so that's what I did today. 25:14 Speaker 1 So I've been, you know, the guys have been working. 25:17 Speaker 1 I got my beard taken care of, got my toenails marinating. 25:19 Speaker 1 And, uh, yeah, I'm just trying to get my shit together. 25:22 Speaker 1 Stop the toenails. 25:24 Speaker 1 You should have just put him in like a necklace like that. 25:27 Speaker 1 They used to do back in Vietnam with the Viet Cong's ears. 25:30 Speaker 1 Remember that? 25:31 Speaker 1 Dude, they're flaky. 25:32 Speaker 1 You can't even do it. 25:33 Speaker 1 Like, they're just flaky. 25:34 Speaker 1 I know it's disgusting. 25:35 Speaker 1 It's just like flakes. 25:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. 25:37 Speaker 1 Delete those dick pics and make room. 25:40 Speaker 1 Don't have any of those. 25:41 Speaker 1 Well, I'm glad you ripen your toenails off the day. 25:45 Speaker 1 I had, you know, which at Ted, when he smashed his hand at, when he smashed it at work between 25:50 Speaker 1 like a big old metal box and his fingers got real bad and they shattered his fingers. 25:55 Speaker 1 He went to the doctor one time and they told him like, yeah, your hands fucked. 25:57 Speaker 1 He never went back. 25:58 Speaker 1 So the fingernails ripped off and we pulled him off one day at work. 26:00 Speaker 1 I remember that having to dig in the dirt and a bit back real bad. 26:03 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, let me get a video of you pulling it off. 26:05 Speaker 1 He just pulls it out. 26:06 Speaker 1 Actually, it got ripped off in the dirt and I put it back in real quick. 26:08 Speaker 1 So we take a video and that's what we did. 26:10 Speaker 1 That's how that's how mine initially because I was in the hot tub last or spring spring 26:15 Speaker 1 break. 26:16 Speaker 1 That's what that's when they really came off and I was in the hot tub. 26:19 Speaker 1 And I noticed my big nail was white and I pushed on it and water squirted out all sides. 26:24 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, that's bad. 26:26 Speaker 1 And then the guy that was with me that was in the hot tub with me was I was on my buddy 26:29 Speaker 1 from his sons on the baseball team. 26:31 Speaker 1 He goes, he goes, oh my God, he like jumps out of the hot tub and he's like, Chuck's 26:37 Speaker 1 so gross. 26:38 Speaker 1 His toenails falling off in the hot tub. 26:40 Speaker 1 So I went back to the room and I was like, this is probably going to hurt. 26:43 Speaker 1 So I pulled it, pulled it, pulled it didn't feel a thing, dude. 26:46 Speaker 1 just just had to cut it off and it just all of it came off in my hand. 26:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. Can you get tattoos on your toe? 26:52 Speaker 1 Now, do you make them like the little piggies? 26:53 Speaker 1 I don't know. I think that would look. 26:56 Speaker 1 I don't know. What do they? I mean, I don't know what color they could tattoo them. 27:00 Speaker 1 I mean, I'll pickies. This little piggy. 27:03 Speaker 1 Oh, that'd be funny. Yeah. 27:04 Speaker 1 That's for each one of your. 27:06 Speaker 1 I bet you that's really sensitive right there. 27:08 Speaker 1 Maybe if you soak it real bad and just like lose all feeling in there, 27:11 Speaker 1 but you could do like the little market basket and then whatever the other one 27:13 Speaker 1 was and the other one and the big one and the people were like, what is that? 27:16 Speaker 1 Well, you just a little piggy went to the market. This little piggy had roast beef. 27:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. So you have on your pinky market, like a market basket and then roast beef on your 27:25 Speaker 1 next one. No, the next one is what is it? Hold on. This little piggy into the market. This 27:30 Speaker 1 little pity you stayed home. So I put a little house. Yeah. Yeah. This little piggy had roast 27:34 Speaker 1 beef, maybe one. And then this little piggy had none. And then you just put like a circle 27:39 Speaker 1 with a line through it on that one or just put nothing on that toe or just put it empty 27:43 Speaker 1 Imp to to hammer or buns with nothing in it. 27:46 Speaker 1 That'd be hilarious. 27:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, you should do that. 27:48 Speaker 1 Very fun. 27:49 Speaker 1 Um, I don't know if anyone's ever that's got to be a really rare tattoo. 27:52 Speaker 1 Cause first off, you got to rip off your toenails and then you got to find 27:55 Speaker 1 someone to tattoo on your toenails and you got, you got, uh, you got, uh, 27:58 Speaker 1 you got like the little tiny Dorito toenail and your pinky or is it like full size? 28:02 Speaker 1 No, dude, I got a frickin that I wish. 28:04 Speaker 1 Cause like all my kids have that. 28:06 Speaker 1 Like Savannah, Omega's got a very, very small chunky pinky toe. 28:11 Speaker 1 Like it's just like meaty and the nails like barely in there, you know? 28:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like a little tiny. 28:16 Speaker 1 Weird. 28:17 Speaker 1 Yes, I know. 28:18 Speaker 1 And all of my kids been blessed with that same toenail. 28:20 Speaker 1 Me on the other hand, my pinky toenail is probably as big as my pinky nail. 28:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably about how mine is. 28:26 Speaker 1 So yeah, but so you got enough room to draw on there then. 28:28 Speaker 1 And you know that. 28:29 Speaker 1 Oh, unfortunately, the pinky is the nice one on the foot. 28:32 Speaker 1 Like that's the one that's the only one that's holding out. 28:35 Speaker 1 That one in the, uh, the, I guess would be considered the pointer. 28:39 Speaker 1 So the other ones are all jacked. 28:41 Speaker 1 So these ones are all jacked. 28:44 Speaker 1 So yeah, all right, so you got enough room 28:46 Speaker 1 to put the little pinkies on them. 28:47 Speaker 1 And then on your pinky one, 28:48 Speaker 1 just have them tattoo a pinky ring around it. 28:50 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, what about the other foot? 28:52 Speaker 1 I fucked up with that one. 28:53 Speaker 1 Oh, I got two that are going on. 28:55 Speaker 1 The two middle ones are going on that one. 28:57 Speaker 1 Well, you're at least got to get rid of three. 28:58 Speaker 1 So you can make the little pinky joke. 29:00 Speaker 1 I'm like, hey, I know that pinky on that right foot's 29:04 Speaker 1 pretty good. 29:04 Speaker 1 I'm gonna need you to take him as well. 29:06 Speaker 1 We're gonna have to sacrifice him for my tattoo. 29:08 Speaker 1 I need a little market basket on that some bitch, but yeah, I say on your pinky 29:12 Speaker 1 You can just do like a make it look like a pinky ring. You know, that's all got a pimps where pinky rings 29:15 Speaker 1 That's not gonna help me with the nail. It doesn't go on the nail 29:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean it would just look weird at the end. Oh that would be cool though to get some like Valhalla tattoos 29:24 Speaker 1 You know how like the Vikings, you know, kind of get there like the lines tattoo 29:28 Speaker 1 Is that Vikings or is that a Hawaiian's they get like lines tattooed in places like oh, there's like a farm and stuff like that 29:33 Speaker 1 Oh, some moment, some moments. 29:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I'll do. 29:36 Speaker 1 That'd be cool. 29:37 Speaker 1 Just get all my tattoo, all my, it'd be like a little warriors 29:40 Speaker 1 that went to war and came back with no nails. 29:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, like all busted up and shit that like half dead. 29:45 Speaker 1 They are bad. 29:46 Speaker 1 Gotta do something though. 29:46 Speaker 1 That'd be hilarious. 29:47 Speaker 1 That's out. 29:49 Speaker 1 What I saw you today was a trim your beard, rip your coat 29:51 Speaker 1 and that's off. 29:51 Speaker 1 When I worked, I mean, I went out there and worked 29:54 Speaker 1 and I had to go talk to people and do my thing 29:56 Speaker 1 and I always do. 29:56 Speaker 1 And of course, I went and got, I got Chick-fil-A. 29:59 Speaker 1 And yeah, that was it. 30:01 Speaker 1 I mean, it was a really light day. 30:02 Speaker 1 And then I got crap tonight and then tomorrow is my last day here before we leave and allegedly there's a hurricane coming 30:08 Speaker 1 I don't this is what I don't understand about the weather channel and people right? 30:13 Speaker 1 I'm getting I've been getting blown up today from people like hey, man. You're not going are you? 30:17 Speaker 1 You're not going to Panama City Beach are you? I mean this hurricane is gonna be bad 30:21 Speaker 1 It's gonna be destructive, you know, you're never gonna be able to make it and I'm looking like I think the last time I checked 30:26 Speaker 1 I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, right? 30:29 Speaker 1 Isn't the mass sustained winds like 50 or 60 miles per hour? 30:33 Speaker 1 Oh, I have no idea, but I do know I saw the timeline. 30:35 Speaker 1 And you know, it's going to might fuck up the door to Alabama game. 30:39 Speaker 1 Or you might be able to play. 30:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're calling it Hurricane Kirby. 30:41 Speaker 1 Because he's coming to Tuscaloosa. 30:43 Speaker 1 So we'll see if that game gets finished or not. 30:46 Speaker 1 Trump supposed to be that game, too. 30:47 Speaker 1 Security is going to be crazy and with the hurricane and everything. 30:50 Speaker 1 But that's the predictions I saw was it wasn't supposed to hit mainland 30:54 Speaker 1 until like evening Friday or today. So you're going Saturday. So I think you should be okay. 31:00 Speaker 1 It's gonna be past Panama City by then. It might be like the weather might not be great, 31:04 Speaker 1 but it should be all right. I don't think you're going to get white. 31:06 Speaker 1 I'm not worried about the weather, dude. I mean, I'm going to get to that freaking condo 31:08 Speaker 1 and all I'm going to do is watch football. So it doesn't matter. I kind of want the weather 31:12 Speaker 1 to suck. I don't want to go outside of the beach or the pool. It's Saturday. There's college 31:19 Speaker 1 football on you. And isn't Alabama, Georgia, they're playing Saturday at like seven or eight 31:22 Speaker 1 the clock, right? 31:23 Speaker 1 730. Yeah, I'll be at a wedding. I got to go bring the TV up today. 31:26 Speaker 1 What? 31:27 Speaker 1 The rehearsal dinner. 31:28 Speaker 1 Why? 31:29 Speaker 1 Why are you going to another wedding? Who's getting married this time? 31:35 Speaker 1 My buddy Sam, Cam, Cam Sarden, Sam Card, whatever you want to call him. But he's getting married. 31:41 Speaker 1 And I told him it was very rude that they were very inconsiderate that they had this 31:43 Speaker 1 wedding on the Georgia game for Alabama. Like, what are you doing? Come on now. So, we'll, 31:49 Speaker 1 I got to go up Friday night. I got invited to the rehearsal wedding. I'm not in the wedding, 31:52 Speaker 1 I got invited because I'm the one bringing the TV wait 31:58 Speaker 1 Same thing you like they're like hey Brandon could you just come and be the only guess we just want to make sure all the 32:03 Speaker 1 guess we want you to tell us what it looks like you're like okay 32:07 Speaker 1 So I get to go up there and eat cuz I'm bringing the TV for the game 32:10 Speaker 1 So I set that up there and the TV gets fucked. He owes me $500 32:14 Speaker 1 So should be good to go take all his wedding gifts if my TV gets broke and where's where's the buddy one more time? 32:19 Speaker 1 This one's only in pal meadow. It's not far away. Oh 32:22 Speaker 1 Okay, so you don't need a place to stay. 32:24 Speaker 1 No, it's about 30 minutes from down here, maybe 25. 32:26 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna Uber back. 32:27 Speaker 1 I'm gonna ride with Defog, he's up there. 32:28 Speaker 1 Him and his girlfriend may or may not be going 32:30 Speaker 1 to a concert after the wedding, 32:32 Speaker 1 or like midway through it. 32:33 Speaker 1 If they don't go, I'm just gonna ride with him back. 32:35 Speaker 1 If they do go, I'm just gonna Uber back home. 32:37 Speaker 1 Which concert? 32:40 Speaker 1 I can't remember. 32:42 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is. 32:43 Speaker 1 It's like a name I've never heard of. 32:45 Speaker 1 It's more she wants to go to it. 32:47 Speaker 1 Is it weird? 32:47 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm asking this genuinely, 32:50 Speaker 1 I don't know. Is it weird for def August to go to a concert? 32:55 Speaker 1 I think it's the best place for him to listen to music because it's real loud. 32:58 Speaker 1 Oh, so he can kind of hear it because it's so loud. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 33:02 Speaker 1 100% Yeah. Yeah. Does it sound like they're whispering? 33:06 Speaker 1 Um, I don't think so. I think it, um, I think usually has to turn his hearing aids 33:10 Speaker 1 down or off because the interference keeps fucking with them, you know, like 33:12 Speaker 1 I'll speak your interference. Uh, there we go. There we go. 33:15 Speaker 1 Like, we're sounds like alien trying to. He's, 33:18 Speaker 1 He's up in front with no hearing aids on right in front of the speaker. 33:21 Speaker 1 He's like, this is great. 33:22 Speaker 1 This is a great concert. 33:23 Speaker 1 It's just how you people hear all the time. 33:30 Speaker 1 So, um, yeah, always in attendee never a groom. 33:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the plan. 33:33 Speaker 1 You know, it's attend weddings, hang out and we don't have to do anything. 33:35 Speaker 1 And I much prefer not being in the wedding because you don't have to go on the 33:38 Speaker 1 bass or trip. 33:38 Speaker 1 You don't have to go to a random shit. 33:40 Speaker 1 You don't have to go up there the day before. 33:43 Speaker 1 I tuxedo and it had to do all that. 33:45 Speaker 1 You don't have to wait up there the night before and then you get to shit the next 33:48 Speaker 1 They have been in two weddings. 33:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, they were pretty chill, but at the same time, 33:52 Speaker 1 it's like, it's the whole idea you're not. 33:54 Speaker 1 See, I think being in a wedding's great, dude. 33:56 Speaker 1 I think it's fun. 33:56 Speaker 1 What I don't like is the gifts. 33:58 Speaker 1 The gifts suck. 33:59 Speaker 1 Like whenever you're a groomsman, 34:00 Speaker 1 they always get you a flask with your name on it. 34:03 Speaker 1 You know, or something stupid like that. 34:05 Speaker 1 Her key chain, like I don't care, or a cup, you know, 34:08 Speaker 1 like I got a, I got a Stein one time, like a big beer glass. 34:11 Speaker 1 I'm like, I didn't do it this. 34:12 Speaker 1 I had my name engraved on it. 34:13 Speaker 1 So that sucks. 34:14 Speaker 1 But being in a wedding's cool, man, 34:16 Speaker 1 because I don't know, you just feel like you can kind of 34:18 Speaker 1 do anything, you know? 34:19 Speaker 1 Like you just feel like there's no rules that apply, 34:21 Speaker 1 especially like when you're like, 34:23 Speaker 1 even if at the wedding, 34:24 Speaker 1 because you're kind of like a celebrity, you know what I mean? 34:26 Speaker 1 So you can get as hammered as you want 34:27 Speaker 1 and drink whatever you want and do whatever you want. 34:30 Speaker 1 I like it, I miss it. 34:31 Speaker 1 See when you get older, dude, you don't get these opportunities. 34:33 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, people my age, if they get married, 34:36 Speaker 1 that's probably their third or fourth, 34:37 Speaker 1 and they're not even doing anything for it. 34:39 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 34:40 Speaker 1 Like there's not like, when you're age, 34:42 Speaker 1 you're still seeing like young love, you know? 34:44 Speaker 1 People are getting married. 34:45 Speaker 1 I see we're almost at the point in my life where the weddings I go to or cuz both spouses died 34:50 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? And now they're getting married. Did you see Jeremy's comment chat like being a groom so much? 34:56 Speaker 1 He did it three times. Okay 34:59 Speaker 1 That was unfair. That was an unfair statement. I I did it what I did one time wait hunter 35:06 Speaker 1 Once for oh he might be related to you related to him. You don't know. I don't know maybe we got terror in here to being a 10 35:42 Speaker 1 So we're spot a five. Be sure to lose the five star review and a follow helps out a good bit. It really does 35:46 Speaker 1 and we see how doing it all the time. Even more so now that we're giving away a PS five at 1000 reviews on the spot of five. 35:51 Speaker 1 So just send me a screenshot Instagram Brandon Thrasher or the clues to on Facebook and we'll get you on the list. 35:56 Speaker 1 I think we're he's from Michigan. Look at that. I think it's I think we're about 680 reviews on the podcast. 36:02 Speaker 1 So it's going up and up in the numbers of looking good. 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You feel very nervous about him. He's got the same last name as you and everything. I'm a little nervous about him right now. I don't know what this is weird. Midland. Oh, wow, that's actually close to me. That's what I was really close for. I grew up. I've been there. I haven't been there in 30 years. I mean, you act like, you know, I still like, I don't know if I. This person from Kalamazoo look. Oh, Michigan. That was the first. That's where the first room was from. The first one. 37:33 Speaker 1 the first wife is that her is a chick. Oh man. Oh my god. 37:38 Speaker 1 That's fucking first ex wife. That'd be crazy. 37:40 Speaker 1 Dude. I'm like, all right, Brandon. Well, you guys have fun. 37:45 Speaker 1 And I'm out here. Chuck. I am Chuck iron fist iron fist. 37:49 Speaker 1 I don't know this looks for it as you're talking about. 37:51 Speaker 1 Doesn't make you say. 100 you might be related to Chuck. 37:54 Speaker 1 Do not me. Oh my god. That was me. Look at that. 38:00 Speaker 1 That is mean, Zany. 38:03 Speaker 1 Damn, okay. Well, um, not be mean. 38:05 Speaker 1 Okay. 38:09 Speaker 1 All right, let's get to what the chuck. This is good. 38:10 Speaker 1 That's okay. All right. We're going to go and get into what the chuck. 38:15 Speaker 1 What the chuck. 38:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? 38:19 Speaker 1 Chuck you real hard. 38:20 Speaker 1 Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 38:22 Speaker 1 I'm full of chuck. Oh, chuck. 38:26 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 38:28 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 38:29 Speaker 1 DJ version. Alright, dude. So remember, I told you that I had to go through all this grooming 38:33 Speaker 1 thing, right? I took care of the beard, took care of the toenails, and then I started thinking 38:38 Speaker 1 about it. So again, I'm going to the beach. Okay, I'm practicing this when I'm going to 38:44 Speaker 1 the beach. So when you go to the beach, and you're going to be going to the ocean, and 38:48 Speaker 1 you're going to be taking your shirt off and stuff, what do you always do? 38:53 Speaker 1 Um, you want to make sure your pubeline's not coming out of your waistband, you know, you 38:58 Speaker 1 I got to make sure those are trim. 38:59 Speaker 1 I'm not. 39:00 Speaker 1 I'm not really a, you know, I'm not really a shave. 39:04 Speaker 1 Like my chest or anything. 39:05 Speaker 1 I did that one time back in the day and I fucked it all up and it's really itchy for a while. 39:09 Speaker 1 You did it with a razor. 39:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 39:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 39:12 Speaker 1 Stupid. 39:16 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think what sunscreen? 39:19 Speaker 1 No, you were on it. 39:20 Speaker 1 You're on the right track. 39:21 Speaker 1 So you want to use a manscape, right? 39:23 Speaker 1 I mean, I go all out when I'm going to beach. 39:26 Speaker 1 Like I take care, I make sure the chest is all trimmed up. 39:29 Speaker 1 I make Megan shave my back, especially the long ones. 39:33 Speaker 1 You know, and it's, and it's, she's so mean about it. 39:35 Speaker 1 It should be shaved my back and she's like, oh my gosh. 39:37 Speaker 1 Oh my gosh. 39:38 Speaker 1 And then she'll like grab one of them and like, 39:40 Speaker 1 pluck it and show it to me. 39:41 Speaker 1 She's like, look how long this is. 39:43 Speaker 1 Look, I finally do it when I go to the beach. 39:44 Speaker 1 So of course it's like, you know, six months old. 39:46 Speaker 1 But anyway, so my question for you. 39:49 Speaker 1 All right, this is a how much question. 39:51 Speaker 1 Cause I'm genuinely curious. 39:52 Speaker 1 I already thought of my answer. 39:53 Speaker 1 It took me a long time. 39:54 Speaker 1 I had to put a lot of thought into it. 39:56 Speaker 1 How much would I have to pay you to never shave any part of your body or cut any of your hair? 40:04 Speaker 1 Any any hair on your body for the rest of your life? 40:09 Speaker 1 Ooh, for the rest of my life. 40:10 Speaker 1 Um, oh, let's see. 40:15 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, I said where socks, Chuck, ain't nobody want to see those biggies. 40:20 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 40:21 Speaker 1 I would probably say I probably do it for like like two million 40:28 Speaker 1 What why would I have to pay you two million dollars? 40:32 Speaker 1 Because I mean once you once your hair keeps going 40:35 Speaker 1 You guys start taking showers like twice today 40:36 Speaker 1 You're gonna smell real bad from all the hair and everything all the sweat getting trapped in it 40:39 Speaker 1 And you're gonna you're gonna use a lot more money on shampoo and like body wash and soap because you're just gonna be so fucking 40:45 Speaker 1 Harry's gonna capture dirt and everything is just gonna be rough 40:48 Speaker 1 for the rest of my life. I mean, I got at least probably another 40 in me. I think 40:52 Speaker 1 all right. If I told you I'd give you a hundred thousand dollars, right? But you 40:58 Speaker 1 could choose one section of your body to keep up. Which section would you choose? 41:06 Speaker 1 If you could only choose one, which one's more important? Is the top or down low? 41:11 Speaker 1 Is the download does that include a goot butthole balls? 41:16 Speaker 1 All of it, dude 41:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I probably do that probably I probably maintain the bottom because that's the one that gets more itchy like when you start running 41:24 Speaker 1 Everything you get all itchy and everything you what it gets more itchy when you shave it 41:31 Speaker 1 And not for me usually when it's like all bushy and everything it's like rubbing against each other and whatnot 41:35 Speaker 1 I'll sweaty and dirty that's when it's rough. Especially the goot part. It's just like damn this sucks 41:39 Speaker 1 real quick do you know a Anthony Lutzford no I think he does no I don't I really 41:47 Speaker 1 don't dude that's funny um no I see that my problem is I can't choose the top 41:54 Speaker 1 because I'm bald I have like a massive bald spot so if I never shaved my head 41:59 Speaker 1 again I would literally have this like crown in the middle of my head of no 42:05 Speaker 1 hair, but I got the worst freaking hairline. The way mine works is I got like I got hair 42:12 Speaker 1 on the sides, a band across the top that's there and then a huge bald spot and then 42:18 Speaker 1 the back. So I literally would have a bald crown with long hair. It would look terrible. 42:24 Speaker 1 So then I have to put it up in a man bun and I don't want to do that. 42:28 Speaker 1 How many how many daily listeners do we need to let you grow your hair out for like three 42:31 Speaker 1 months to see three months. Um, you can wear a hat. What's what's growing. You just have 42:37 Speaker 1 to take the hat off when we record. Um, is Megan here? I don't know if Megan's even 42:45 Speaker 1 here. Um, I heard you. 42:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:48 Speaker 1 Come here. Um, the, see, this is a question that goes to my wife because this is, this 42:52 Speaker 1 is bad. 42:53 Speaker 1 She got a good look like a cancer patient. She's got to look at. So Brandon, so Brandon 42:57 Speaker 1 saying he needs to know like how many daily listeners would we have to have 43:02 Speaker 1 for me to grow my hair out for three months. I know but how many listeners 43:10 Speaker 1 would it take? It's like it's bad. I've just thought a number. A million. A million 43:22 Speaker 1 day last. We're gonna get to go rogue level. We're gonna get to go rogue level 43:26 Speaker 1 in like two months and just gonna look like a damn chemo patient. Yeah, we're gonna 43:32 Speaker 1 be doing this show. We got a million daily listeners and I'm over here looking like a 43:36 Speaker 1 homeless dude with a bald crown on the top and you won't let me wear my hat. And we didn't 43:41 Speaker 1 make it. We didn't wait. So okay. So if I do it and I'm not going to say a million, let's 43:46 Speaker 1 say a hundred thousand, a hundred thousand daily listeners, I would do it. I'd grow my 43:50 Speaker 1 hair out for three months. Okay. Okay. But only three months. And after that, I'm shaving 43:56 Speaker 1 it. Deal? Okay. Yeah, that'll work. That'll work. Okay. So we got to get that got to get 44:00 Speaker 1 the word out there. Hunter's getting out of here. We'll see you later. Go back to school, 44:03 Speaker 1 man. Have fun. Okay. Good. Sounds good. Next question. 44:06 Speaker 1 That's the only one I had. I just want to go ahead. Oh, okay. 44:09 Speaker 1 I just, I just know that it's a big deal. Like I could never, I would have a very hard 44:13 Speaker 1 time with it. You millions is kind of great. It's kind of crazy. But then when you think 44:17 Speaker 1 about it, it would change your life. Because I mean, dude, a beard is so itchy, especially 44:24 Speaker 1 right here on the neck. Like when you grow up your neck hair, it's terrible. Women don't 44:28 Speaker 1 understand what guys go through. Like, I've actually thought about getting laser hair removal on my neck. 44:33 Speaker 1 I don't know, man. Some of their pubes is very prickly. Like, there's a prickly than ours. 44:37 Speaker 1 I think it's because they've been shaving theirs for so long. 44:40 Speaker 1 Oh, they're just like sharp and jagged. 44:41 Speaker 1 And they use a razor, like, like women's leg hair. Like, dude, I think it's because they shaved their leg hair at such a young age. 44:47 Speaker 1 I mean, my daughter's 14 and she's shaving her legs. I mean, dude, by the time they're Megan's age, they're like, 44:54 Speaker 1 Tree trees. Yeah, razor wire. Yeah, the Constantine wire. Uh, yeah, Tara's. Oh, yeah. Y'all go through so much. Yeah, we do. It's a hard like 45:03 Speaker 1 very hard life 45:05 Speaker 1 All right, we're gonna go and get to daily dose of dumb news 45:10 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of time to daily dose down to daily dose down news for you 45:22 Speaker 1 daily dose of time to 45:24 Speaker 1 David Kibble, the FCC on Trump for suggesting Iran bomb California. 45:38 Speaker 1 So we saw anything that came out the other day. 45:41 Speaker 1 Trump's talking about Iran and everything and he's doing a press conference and everything 45:44 Speaker 1 and they're like, look, I don't know why the left doesn't want me to deal with this 45:48 Speaker 1 because there's very easily that they could bomb San Diego or LA, which more than likely 45:52 Speaker 1 they probably would bomb one of those two cities. I think those are the two gay 45:55 Speaker 1 cities in America, right? No, they're not. What's the gay city? Um, I think the gay 46:03 Speaker 1 city is, I can't do me even saying it. I think the city with the most homosexual 46:07 Speaker 1 population is probably San Francisco. Okay, so maybe they hit them first or 46:11 Speaker 1 Seattle or Seattle's got a very large community as well. So anywhere on the 46:16 Speaker 1 West Coast. Um, but that so what's his face? Jimmy Kimmel is pissed off. He's 46:21 Speaker 1 he's upset that the Trump said that Iran could blow up San Francisco or LA or whatever San 46:27 Speaker 1 Diego and he's threatened to report him to the FCC, which I don't know Jimmy Kimmel. 46:33 Speaker 1 You think he'd know how the FCC works considering he did a late night show for a while. I don't 46:38 Speaker 1 even though he still does want to have no idea. But I don't understand what you can complain 46:42 Speaker 1 to the FCC about. I mean, it's the president saying a I mean, Iran could bomb these people 46:47 Speaker 1 if they wanted to if we're not going to stop them. So I don't really understand where 46:50 Speaker 1 coming from that the FCC is going to get involved. I think you would like have to get, 46:54 Speaker 1 I don't know, who do you report if someone makes a threat? Is that FBI? 46:58 Speaker 1 I mean, that's the point though. Why would you report anything? What does the F stand for in the 47:02 Speaker 1 FCC? Federal. Okay. And who do you think those bosses report to? Probably the president, 47:09 Speaker 1 someone. It's like, it's stupid. It's like trying to, trying to tell on me and report it to one of 47:15 Speaker 1 my kids. Like it doesn't make any sense. I mean, there's nobody you can report it to. 47:19 Speaker 1 to do this. And that's what's crazy about the president and the things he says he knows 47:26 Speaker 1 you know when you know there's no he doesn't have to answer to anybody like you can do 47:31 Speaker 1 whatever he wants and what are they going to do nothing because they can report to the 47:35 Speaker 1 FBI and then the FBI is going to come to him and be like wish we do about this sir. 47:40 Speaker 1 Let it go you know. 47:40 Speaker 1 Cash is sitting there on the plane light he's got you got someone bitching about you 47:44 Speaker 1 Jimmy Kimmel said he said some crazy shit he's like what do you want me to do man he's like 47:48 Speaker 1 like you rid of it, Cash App. 47:49 Speaker 1 You rid of it. 47:50 Speaker 1 For real. 47:52 Speaker 1 That's funny though. 47:53 Speaker 1 Every time we bring it up, I got to remind people 47:55 Speaker 1 that his real name is Cash App. 47:56 Speaker 1 So you just got to remember that Cash Patel. 47:59 Speaker 1 But also really the biggest part about this to me 48:02 Speaker 1 is this quote right here. 48:03 Speaker 1 It says, this is from Jimmy Kimmel. 48:05 Speaker 1 It says, but that's one of the craziest, 48:06 Speaker 1 most indefensible statements I've ever heard 48:09 Speaker 1 even this maniac make. 48:10 Speaker 1 But then it says the comedian said, 48:12 Speaker 1 I don't think Jimmy Kimmel's a comedian, right? 48:14 Speaker 1 He's like a late night host. 48:15 Speaker 1 I don't think I think that they get really loose on the term comedian when it comes to these late night show hosts 48:21 Speaker 1 And I don't think any of them are really comedians that I don't know any late night hosts 48:25 Speaker 1 It's actually funny like they're just they're just there. They're a good host 48:28 Speaker 1 You know they can host the show and move it along and get the questions out of interview or whoever they're interviewing interviewees and 48:33 Speaker 1 You know ask it and maybe do some kind of crazy production value, but I don't ever see one of these 48:38 Speaker 1 Late night show talk hosts where I just see a clip from my ha dude's fucking hilarious man 48:43 Speaker 1 this guy makes some good jokes. Yeah. I mean, they were all at one point comedians. I think 48:48 Speaker 1 they all started that way. I think Jimmy Fallon started in that circuit. So did Jimmy Kimmel. 48:52 Speaker 1 And then of course he did the man show and Adam Corolla and all that. They had like their funny 48:56 Speaker 1 little show and they were comedians. But now he's a talk shows, right? I mean, that's what he is now. 49:02 Speaker 1 He's no longer comedian, just like Joe Rogan. I mean, if I say, what is Joe Rogan to you, 49:07 Speaker 1 what would you say? What would you call Joe Rogan? 49:09 Speaker 1 a podcaster announcer or a host. 49:13 Speaker 1 He started as a comedian. 49:14 Speaker 1 I mean, he started doing a comedian 49:17 Speaker 1 or he was on a comedy circuit. 49:18 Speaker 1 He was doing stand-up all over the place. 49:20 Speaker 1 He was gonna pick up for fear. 49:22 Speaker 1 Oh, he wasn't very good. 49:23 Speaker 1 Oh, he got picked up for fear factor. 49:25 Speaker 1 And then he starts his podcast 49:27 Speaker 1 and he starts doing announcing for UFC. 49:29 Speaker 1 So I mean, but now I would not call Jill Rogan the comedian, 49:33 Speaker 1 you know, because he's not funny. 49:35 Speaker 1 I mean, he's okay, but he's about as funny as you. 49:38 Speaker 1 I mean, he's not like gonna walk there 49:40 Speaker 1 and make millions of dollars as a comedian. 49:41 Speaker 1 You know, comedian to me, Kevin Hart's a comedian, right? 49:45 Speaker 1 I mean, there's like, you know, guys like that, 49:47 Speaker 1 guys that just own a stage. 49:48 Speaker 1 Dave Chappelle is a comedian. 49:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, Dave Chappelle is probably one of the best ones. 49:51 Speaker 1 Are you saying I'm not funnier than Joe Rogan? 49:53 Speaker 1 You fucking kidding me? 49:54 Speaker 1 I mean, you took that personal. 49:59 Speaker 1 I don't think, like, put it this way. 50:01 Speaker 1 I think you're, if you put together material, right, 50:05 Speaker 1 and you went out on the stage and you did stand up 50:08 Speaker 1 or you tried to do stand up. 50:11 Speaker 1 I don't think you'd be as successful as Joe Rogan. 50:13 Speaker 1 I think Joe Rogan would be a better stand up comedian 50:15 Speaker 1 than you. 50:16 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 50:17 Speaker 1 I mean, stand up comedy for the most part, 50:20 Speaker 1 I think is dying just because you got the internet. 50:22 Speaker 1 Like people aren't really doing it anymore. 50:24 Speaker 1 It's kind of like radio to podcasting. 50:28 Speaker 1 It's like comedy is to like YouTube now 50:30 Speaker 1 or just podcasting in general as well. 50:33 Speaker 1 Cause there's really, I mean, you got Kill Tony, 50:35 Speaker 1 but that's about the only show you have, maybe the laugh factory, 50:38 Speaker 1 but there's really only a couple of venues 50:39 Speaker 1 and there's really nobody even doing it anymore 50:41 Speaker 1 because it really just doesn't make any sense. 50:43 Speaker 1 Like why would you not just do your own work 50:45 Speaker 1 because you're not gonna blow up doing comedy 50:48 Speaker 1 unless you're going to laugh factory 50:49 Speaker 1 or you're going to kill Tony. 50:51 Speaker 1 It's just not gonna happen. 50:52 Speaker 1 It's just not the way the world is anymore. 50:54 Speaker 1 But I see, I mean Joe Rogan obviously got in early 50:56 Speaker 1 and he was essentially what he was doing, 50:58 Speaker 1 was doing a podcast for a live audience, 51:00 Speaker 1 is what he was doing back in the day. 51:02 Speaker 1 I wouldn't really call that stand up comedy. 51:04 Speaker 1 I mean, so you're trying to say with all that, 51:07 Speaker 1 that you think you're funnier than Joe Rogan. 51:09 Speaker 1 Oh, I'd say so, yeah. 51:11 Speaker 1 I don't know, man, he's pretty funny. 51:13 Speaker 1 You just said he wasn't. 51:14 Speaker 1 I know he's better than you. 51:16 Speaker 1 That's what I'm just saying. 51:17 Speaker 1 He's funny. 51:18 Speaker 1 I'm just saying, Joe Rogan is funny to a certain extent. 51:26 Speaker 1 You, I mean, you have your moments, you know, 51:29 Speaker 1 but you get mad too easy. 51:31 Speaker 1 Mad about what? 51:32 Speaker 1 Everything, like whenever I make fun of you, you get mad. 51:35 Speaker 1 I never get mad. Let's just try to defend the gauge of the Jews. 51:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, why would you try to fit those people? 51:43 Speaker 1 All right. Anyway, speaking of Joe Rogan and I don't know, is this, 51:46 Speaker 1 is this in your news about Joe Rogan? What just happened? Oh, I mean, 51:49 Speaker 1 it's not really news. You just got another new spot of ideals. 51:51 Speaker 1 What are we really going to discuss it? I mean, just maybe not. 51:53 Speaker 1 Oh, I was talking about his freaking defending himself. And I saw this. 51:57 Speaker 1 Did you see the video? I'm guessing it's new. I guess somebody put together a clip 52:01 Speaker 1 of him using the inword. Did you see this? Oh, yeah, it's hilarious. 52:05 Speaker 1 I'm all on board for it. 52:06 Speaker 1 Okay. 52:07 Speaker 1 Anyway, well, you shouldn't be, 52:08 Speaker 1 because Joe Rogan, the biggest podcaster in podcasting, 52:12 Speaker 1 had to come out and defend himself and say, 52:14 Speaker 1 hey, I'm sorry, I watched the video of me saying it. 52:19 Speaker 1 And then he said, none of this is in context, right? 52:21 Speaker 1 He said, I use the word because I was using it in con, 52:26 Speaker 1 like, you know, hey, I'm saying exactly what was said. 52:29 Speaker 1 Or I'm saying it because this is the title 52:32 Speaker 1 Richard Pryor's stand up comedy, or this is a title in a song, or it's a word in a song. 52:40 Speaker 1 He said, so it was all out of context, but when you hear it, the way it was put together, 52:45 Speaker 1 it sounds really bad. And so Joe Rogan went on to apologize. And he said, 52:50 Speaker 1 he said, I want you to know, I will never use that word again, and I will never. 52:55 Speaker 1 No, either way, I just thought it was very interesting that Joe Rogan, who I think pretty 53:02 Speaker 1 pretty much is uncancelable. 53:03 Speaker 1 I mean, he's big, right? 53:07 Speaker 1 He apologized for it. 53:08 Speaker 1 So I just wanted you to know that. 53:10 Speaker 1 I wanted you to be aware of it 53:11 Speaker 1 because I don't wanna see you making that same tape one day. 53:15 Speaker 1 Like that same video. 53:16 Speaker 1 Like I just don't wanna see you do it. 53:17 Speaker 1 I feel bad. 53:18 Speaker 1 But this, you had to do it. 53:20 Speaker 1 This is also old news too. 53:21 Speaker 1 I mean, this is, this happened back in the day 53:23 Speaker 1 on the podcast and he was saying is what, 53:25 Speaker 1 what I'm talking about because Freddy Gibbs 53:26 Speaker 1 was on there talking to him about it. 53:28 Speaker 1 He's like, man, I had to save you away. 53:29 Speaker 1 I said, New York or wherever the hell he was at the time. 53:31 Speaker 1 But obviously you had to apologize. 53:33 Speaker 1 You just signed a brand new fucking 200 or quarter billion 53:35 Speaker 1 dollar deal against it like, all right, Joe, 53:37 Speaker 1 just say you're sorry for saying the in word. 53:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53:40 Speaker 1 I'm not saying he means it. 53:42 Speaker 1 I'm just saying he had to. 53:44 Speaker 1 So if he had to, I just don't want to see you have to. 53:46 Speaker 1 So just be careful. 53:47 Speaker 1 Well, that'd be great if I had to. 53:48 Speaker 1 Then people would be talking about it. 53:49 Speaker 1 They'd be like, oh my God, I'm right again. 53:51 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry for offending those people. 53:54 Speaker 1 Whoever was a big guy. 53:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, my luck did make me apologize for it. 53:57 Speaker 1 You got to take up for this guy's actions over here. 54:00 Speaker 1 the other day like a guy's soap brand and you're good 54:03 Speaker 1 like don't don't worry about all the things you said but Chuck we're gonna need you to issue an apology for everything that Brandon said like 54:08 Speaker 1 it's gotta come from you 54:10 Speaker 1 yeah yeah that's what I was in to tell them to 54:12 Speaker 1 send a chat so 54:14 Speaker 1 anyway 54:16 Speaker 1 all right oh next uh 54:19 Speaker 1 uh adobe is fucked uh refers to a major open source initiative called art craft developer named Brandon Thomas utilized anthropics 54:27 Speaker 1 Claude Opus 5.5 AI to model free open source clones of seven of Adobe's flagship creative 54:33 Speaker 1 application. So this is getting fucking crazy. This is also happening with PlayStation, where 54:38 Speaker 1 they're creating an entire PS5 on the PC. And the way they're doing this is so there's 54:44 Speaker 1 different kinds of codes, right? There's open source code where they whoever make something 54:48 Speaker 1 they give, they give the code to the community to let them play around with it, do whatever 54:52 Speaker 1 they want and then you got closed code, which is a string of numbers and letters and everything 54:58 Speaker 1 that would take a human hundreds of years, thousands of years, decode and rebuild. What 55:03 Speaker 1 AI is now capable of doing is taking anything, any platform, any software you could think 55:07 Speaker 1 of, they're, AI is now analyzing it and they're these hack, not these hackers, but these coders 55:13 Speaker 1 and these modders are now able to use AI to replicate anything you want. So right now Sony 55:18 Speaker 1 is about to shit the bed. I mean, they're the whole company's probably about to go down, 55:23 Speaker 1 not too long. And you've got Adobe, which is now in the same predicament where, and 55:28 Speaker 1 it's not illegal, which is the craziest thing. It's not like you're jail breaking it or you're 55:31 Speaker 1 pirating it. You're remaking exactly what Adobe did and what Sony did just on your own platform. 55:38 Speaker 1 So going forward, this is going to be a lot of these tech companies, I would imagine, these 55:42 Speaker 1 software companies, they're going to go out the wayside because there's just no reason 55:46 Speaker 1 And why would you pay a hundred bucks a month for the Adobe suite when you could go get what 55:50 Speaker 1 was it called? 55:51 Speaker 1 Skycraft art craft, which is the exact same thing as Adobe, but it's 100% free online. 55:57 Speaker 1 And that's also what's going on, like I said, with the PlayStation 5. 56:00 Speaker 1 You can either buy a thousand dollar PlayStation or you can download the free PlayStation under 56:03 Speaker 1 your computer and just do everything a PlayStation has and you have all the free games and everything. 56:08 Speaker 1 It's actually pretty crazy. 56:09 Speaker 1 So what's the downfall? 56:12 Speaker 1 All these companies are going to be if you've got if you're investing in any software company, 56:16 Speaker 1 Those companies are probably going to be fucked. 56:18 Speaker 1 The economy is probably going to take a major hit. 56:21 Speaker 1 Stock market is probably going to take a major hit. 56:22 Speaker 1 I would imagine. 56:24 Speaker 1 So you can play free games all you want, 56:26 Speaker 1 but the rest of the world is going to crumble around it. 56:29 Speaker 1 But I mean, what do you, 56:30 Speaker 1 so what is this attributed to? 56:31 Speaker 1 Is this attributed to AI? 56:32 Speaker 1 Is that what we're attributing all this to you? 56:33 Speaker 1 So you're saying, because I like it. 56:35 Speaker 1 It's modders and hackers that used to be, you know, 56:38 Speaker 1 able to hack in and maybe get a pirated version 56:41 Speaker 1 and rebuild some of it and steal the code. 56:43 Speaker 1 What AI is doing now with these guys 56:45 Speaker 1 that know what they're doing, 56:46 Speaker 1 reverse engineering the code. So they're looking at it and they're building it backwards. And 56:50 Speaker 1 now they're creating replicas of all these softwares, but it's not illegal because it's 56:54 Speaker 1 their own code. They're just rebuilding it. They're not stealing the code. 56:58 Speaker 1 So what are the, like, what are the jobs? Like, because I think whatever is afraid of 57:03 Speaker 1 them, you know, I hear this a lot because I meet with what I do, right? I mean, I mean, 57:08 Speaker 1 a lot of different people throughout the day that are customers. And we talk about what 57:14 Speaker 1 they do for a living and stuff like that. 57:17 Speaker 1 And you know, about two weeks ago, I had a, I had a job for a guy that works for Coca-Cola. 57:22 Speaker 1 And his only job is to push AI through Coca-Cola. 57:27 Speaker 1 Like it's all about how do we become AI dependent? 57:30 Speaker 1 That's his whole job. 57:31 Speaker 1 And I asked him, I said, man, do people like you? 57:34 Speaker 1 Because it seems like everybody at Coke would really hate your guts. 57:37 Speaker 1 And he goes, dude, it's bad. 57:38 Speaker 1 He's like, Coke is good. 57:40 Speaker 1 We're talking about cutting half of our employees within the next year. 57:44 Speaker 1 of what AI is doing. 57:46 Speaker 1 And so when I talk to a lot of people, 57:48 Speaker 1 I think everybody's kind of concerned about, 57:50 Speaker 1 we all want AI and oh, AI is so good, 57:52 Speaker 1 and AI is the next best thing. 57:55 Speaker 1 But really when AI takes over, 57:56 Speaker 1 and I've never even thought about what you're talking about 57:59 Speaker 1 with the software developers and the video game consoles 58:02 Speaker 1 and the game games like that, what's gonna be left? 58:06 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 58:07 Speaker 1 Like at what point, I mean, obviously there's some jobs 58:09 Speaker 1 that can't be done by AI, law enforcement, 58:11 Speaker 1 fire department, what I do. 58:13 Speaker 1 I mean, you can't take down trees with a computer, but when you're talking about 58:18 Speaker 1 probably 50% of the workforce, they're in jobs that are going to be obsolete 58:23 Speaker 1 within the next two years. Correct? 58:26 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. If you're a white college, I would say, like, if you're going to college 58:29 Speaker 1 and get a degree, you're probably going to be fucked here soon. 58:32 Speaker 1 I mean, you've got, like I said, software engineers, they're going to be, 58:35 Speaker 1 you're still going to have some, but one software engineer with AI is going to be 58:38 Speaker 1 do, be able to do more than like a whole team of engineers. 58:40 Speaker 1 So they're going to be able to get that shit done. 58:42 Speaker 1 It's gonna start going into medical probably, like pharmacy. 58:47 Speaker 1 You're probably gonna have maybe one pharmacist 58:50 Speaker 1 in the whole place and really AI's just making 58:52 Speaker 1 and mixing all the ingredients for medicines and whatnot. 58:55 Speaker 1 And you just got one person maybe overseeing it. 58:58 Speaker 1 And the same thing with doctors and everything. 59:00 Speaker 1 That's gonna start going the wayside too. 59:01 Speaker 1 You're gonna start having robots do, 59:02 Speaker 1 I mean, we've already seen over the past 10 years 59:04 Speaker 1 that robots are doing more and more and more 59:07 Speaker 1 in the medical field. 59:08 Speaker 1 So I think, yeah, anything you go to college for, 59:11 Speaker 1 It's probably gonna be going out the wayside here shortly. 59:15 Speaker 1 Now with that being said, I would say art, 59:19 Speaker 1 like making your own art, but that's gonna be hard to do. 59:21 Speaker 1 Really, I mean, right now your options are 59:24 Speaker 1 in the next 10 years, be a blue collar worker 59:25 Speaker 1 or like a athlete. 59:27 Speaker 1 Cause obviously we're still gonna wanna watch athletes 59:29 Speaker 1 and everything like that. 59:31 Speaker 1 But there's also something else that was gonna go 59:33 Speaker 1 out the window too. 59:34 Speaker 1 I can't remember what it was, but it's gonna be pretty bad. 59:36 Speaker 1 It's gonna be pretty rough. 59:37 Speaker 1 Well, you know, the one thing I'm excited about, 59:39 Speaker 1 And I know you're probably not on board with me on this. 59:43 Speaker 1 I'm excited that AI is gonna take over the music industry. 59:47 Speaker 1 Like that's, I'm so excited for Taylor Swift 59:49 Speaker 1 and not do music anymore. 59:51 Speaker 1 And none of these artists do music anymore. 59:52 Speaker 1 And it's just born the bone breaker 59:54 Speaker 1 and all these other artists that I've been listening to. 59:56 Speaker 1 Because dude, really, if you don't go to concerts, 59:59 Speaker 1 like you are one of the people that is perfect for AI music 1:00:02 Speaker 1 because you don't care. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 Like if they came out with a rapper, right? 1:00:06 Speaker 1 And let's say his name, I don't know, name me a rapper. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 Make up a name. Give me a good rap name that you would want to create. 1:00:11 Speaker 1 Little come bus. Little. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 I never would have said that. You bastard. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 Okay. Little little little what? 1:00:19 Speaker 1 Little come bus. Okay. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 So he comes out with an album, right? 1:00:23 Speaker 1 And it's fire, right? 1:00:25 Speaker 1 I mean, this thing is just the best music you've ever heard. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 Would you listen to it? 1:00:30 Speaker 1 Like, would you would you listen to it every day? 1:00:32 Speaker 1 And if it was better than anything you've heard by Chabese or whoever you like 1:00:36 Speaker 1 or little dukey or whoever you're your fan up. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Would you listen to AI or do you have to have it be a real artist? 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Like somebody that's actually human being? 1:00:44 Speaker 1 No, I don't care. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 The only problem I have with AI music right now is it's all very similar. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 You can tell it's AI. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 You can tell like it uses the same prompts and everything. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 It uses the same styles for the most part. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 And the voices you can tell are very different. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 So when they start perfecting that, I mean, in the next five years, 1:00:59 Speaker 1 not going to be able to tell if it's AI if it's a real person. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 I mean, already right now on the internet, 1:01:05 Speaker 1 people are having trouble distinguishing what's real and what's not, you know, it's just coming 1:01:08 Speaker 1 down the age groups. I mean, it's hitting the 40s bad right now. It's gonna get in the 30s and the 1:01:12 Speaker 1 20s. And then baby's gonna be born, you know, baby's already born with an iPad in hand. So they're 1:01:18 Speaker 1 just gonna be there. They're not gonna know that if train real life and what's on the internet at 1:01:21 Speaker 1 all. That that's the problem with what I saw I saw a video yesterday of a little baby record that 1:01:30 Speaker 1 these people like rescued on the side of the road and they took it home and they like raised it. And 1:01:35 Speaker 1 And it became like their pet and they had all these videos of this raccoon doing all 1:01:38 Speaker 1 these cute things. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 And I showed Megan and she goes, that's a high. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 See, you're in the 40s. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 She's in her 30s. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 I was like, I want a raccoon, man. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 Like these are so looked this and the raccoon was like, eat drinking out of a bottle. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 And it was like taking, it was like taking food out of this guy's plate. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 It was like the nice little thing ever. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 It was like, look, this raccoon playing Mozart on a little piano. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 It's like crazy. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 So it's going to get bad, but you also got the people that are saying like, man, if 1:02:05 Speaker 1 you know, we're gonna stop using AI. It's too late. It's too late to get rid of AI because if the U.S. were to say, all right, we're gonna stop progressing AI, then China and Russia are gonna take the lead and they're gonna be able to shut down everything. So it's really like a cold war at the moment, whoever can perfect AI and get it to not take over its own country and kill everybody. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 and 1:02:26 Speaker 1 and it's as you went so 1:02:27 Speaker 1 what see what happens but 1:02:29 Speaker 1 it's here to stay learn how to work with it or work around it one of the two but if you're an old person I mean you know they're 1:02:34 Speaker 1 they don't give a fuck that'll be dead I'm gonna be dead soon anyway 1:02:37 Speaker 1 I'm I'm tired I'm out of here so 1:02:39 Speaker 1 there's gonna be getting scammed by 1:02:41 Speaker 1 that's the biggest part of them for old people is they're gonna get scammed more by hot women 1:02:45 Speaker 1 hot chicks gonna be calling the dudes but hey baby 1:02:48 Speaker 1 I need something or I saw you profile over here instead of the Indian Indian scammers gonna be out the way too so 1:02:52 Speaker 1 I can already tell you like when I'm 60 years old I'm gonna have a complete affair 1:02:56 Speaker 1 You know and Megan's like who is it? I'm like I didn't want to talk about it, but it's this girl 1:03:00 Speaker 1 You know she's like hey, I what like I have no idea, you know, and I'll just she'll take all my money 1:03:08 Speaker 1 I'll be like I'll be like Megan. I'm so sorry. She's 30. You know, and she just wanted me so bad 1:03:12 Speaker 1 Like I'm afraid of I'm never gonna talk to anybody on the internet ever again 1:03:17 Speaker 1 Check goes back to like when being five years old like don't talk to strangers on the internet 1:03:22 Speaker 1 She loves me. 1:03:25 Speaker 1 You get on one day, the internet's down like we're having technical difficulties 1:03:27 Speaker 1 finding sex robot 1,453. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 Sex robot will be online soon. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 All right, we're going to get out here. 1:03:36 Speaker 1 Have a good weekend. 1:03:36 Speaker 1 If you do something stupid and get in trouble, give the Aurora law firm a call 1:03:40 Speaker 1 and they'll get you handled. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 We appreciate everybody coming in. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 Remember, if you're thinking about doing a crime, do not tell the Aurora law firm. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 You got to already committed it before they can help you. 1:03:47 Speaker 1 Do not tell them about a crime you're about to do. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 Chuck, anything we're going to go? 1:03:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Cousin Hunter's back. We missed you, buddy. Congratulations on being from 1:03:57 Speaker 1 Midland, Michigan. I hope you, uh, hope you enjoy it and get it as good as soon as possible. 1:04:02 Speaker 1 Glad to see Chuck's cousin in here. I will see you later. Bye.