Would You Eat A Person? EP-407 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-08
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild taste, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You have your patience. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a person's problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought that opinions are first on the show, 0:42 Speaker 1 are for you to get it purposeless only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Iron Fist or PDN Thression. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a... 0:59 Speaker 1 How do I make it to a Thursday? 1:02 Speaker 1 And the YouTube is going quite well. 1:04 Speaker 1 We passed over 200,000 views 1:06 Speaker 1 and almost 1,000 subscribers. 1:08 Speaker 1 You go over there, DailyDoh Show, 1:09 Speaker 1 and go hit that subscribe. 1:11 Speaker 1 Anyway, on this day back in 1871, 1:13 Speaker 1 the Great Chicago Fire started. 1:15 Speaker 1 Massifier, breakout, and Chicago, and noise. 1:18 Speaker 1 Blame cow kicking over a lantern, a larry barn. 1:20 Speaker 1 So that's what happened today, 1:23 Speaker 1 on top of a little more else. 1:24 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher with the DailyDoh Show. 1:26 Speaker 1 over to Charles Ironfist, how you do it? 1:28 Speaker 1 So you know now at this point, any mistake you make, 1:31 Speaker 1 I have to identify it, put it out there 1:35 Speaker 1 so people don't start to think I'm the dumb one. 1:37 Speaker 1 Just you know Brandon, it's called Illinois, 1:39 Speaker 1 not Illinois's, okay? 1:41 Speaker 1 There, you're good. 1:42 Speaker 1 Okay, only a faggot for me to Illinois would say that. 1:44 Speaker 1 The game, stay one of the gayest stage, probably. 1:48 Speaker 1 So you just know how to do things about them. 1:50 Speaker 1 And someone ever thinks, 1:52 Speaker 1 they get made fun of all the time. 1:54 Speaker 1 Illinois is a lot of noise coming out of there 1:55 Speaker 1 don't make shit. 1:56 Speaker 1 There's a lot of major cities that I would put in that category. 2:01 Speaker 1 You know, it's weird, though, it doesn't make any sense. 2:04 Speaker 1 I mean, if you look at it, it should be pronounced still a noise. 2:06 Speaker 1 I mean, let's just be honest. 2:07 Speaker 1 I mean, they call it Illinois as the state. 2:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff like that in the United States. 2:13 Speaker 1 I remember when I was a kid, did you ever have a hard time with the way a state or a 2:18 Speaker 1 city was spelled? 2:19 Speaker 1 And you would just never say it right, because you were like, well, that's not right. 2:22 Speaker 1 Right? 2:23 Speaker 1 I mean, there's no way it should be spelled like that. 2:24 Speaker 1 Did you ever do that? 2:26 Speaker 1 Oh, what is it? 2:29 Speaker 1 Osai. 2:30 Speaker 1 I thought I was like a guy. 2:32 Speaker 1 What is that? 2:34 Speaker 1 It's something that hippie's fucking eat all the time. 2:36 Speaker 1 And some kind of help food and. 2:38 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were talking. 2:40 Speaker 1 They're still on states, dude. 2:42 Speaker 1 You're talking about, um, is it a, I think it's pronounced a sai, a sai bowl. 2:47 Speaker 1 Osai is how they're supposed to say it, but it looks like a guy or a side. 2:51 Speaker 1 When you get with food, dude, there's like, like, how do you say, 2:54 Speaker 1 the sandwich that you got in Germany that you loved. How do you say that? Oh, don't 2:59 Speaker 1 recover. No, what's it called in the States? Uh, chap cheese. No, it's spelled G Y R O. 3:08 Speaker 1 How do you say that? Oh, euro. Yeah, euro. See, is it euro is an euro, euro. That'd be 3:13 Speaker 1 E U R O would be euro. I don't know. All I know it's not gyro, which is what everybody calls it 3:19 Speaker 1 a gyro. Yeah, but what doesn't make sense is then you get to the little, the spinning thing, 3:22 Speaker 1 which is a gyroscope, not a uroscope. So you got a gyroscope with things that spins. 3:27 Speaker 1 You know, that's about like that. Okay, but is this felt the same? Yeah, G-Y-R-O. 3:32 Speaker 1 See, that's just stupid. The English language is dumb. The whole thing is just broken. 3:37 Speaker 1 Like, because we have to like memorize this stuff and none of them make sense. And dude, 3:41 Speaker 1 Ironfisted one, I just want to know what he does for a living. You know? He's always here. 3:46 Speaker 1 He sits at home, we get on, and 13 seconds later he's like Ironfisted was here. 3:51 Speaker 1 Iron-fisted is here. He's always the first one of the room. I love it. It makes me have got Mark Maynard in here. 3:56 Speaker 1 A cap up in DC, which he's supposed to be working on. So right now, don't think you're supposed to say that. 4:00 Speaker 1 Don't think you're supposed to do the Docs Mark on the old show. Brandon's like, 4:05 Speaker 1 isn't Mark a FBI agent that works in the Pentagon? Isn't that what he does for a living? 4:12 Speaker 1 Doesn't he have access to classified material? No, he does not. I'm not going to do Docs Mark, 4:17 Speaker 1 But yes, he's in DC and he probably wears a badge. 4:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a while. 4:22 Speaker 1 Oh, that last time I knew he was in long. 4:24 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure you told us all about it when I went to DC for the wedding. 4:28 Speaker 1 You talked about how y'all used to go to that strip club right there. 4:34 Speaker 1 I mean, you laid it all out for it. 4:35 Speaker 1 So I thought it was cool that we just talked about it. 4:37 Speaker 1 So you know, it's Mark DC. 4:38 Speaker 1 Got Mark has left the conversation. 4:41 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 4:43 Speaker 1 I got to scrub everything. 4:44 Speaker 1 I don't really have that many because, you know, 4:47 Speaker 1 I can't, God, I can't even talk about it. Never mind. I don't have any. I have no history or not. 4:51 Speaker 1 I don't have any of Mark or anything that he's ever done. Yeah. I think check 4:54 Speaker 1 a tell you about his hem and mark. He's the frequent the strip club there in a DC or Virginia, 4:57 Speaker 1 wherever it was right there. Oh, you're talking. You're talking. It wasn't. I don't 5:01 Speaker 1 know if he was Mark. And I don't think Mark would have a problem with this because I don't 5:04 Speaker 1 think it was him. I think it was somebody else. But there was that's the, the, I guess it's called 5:08 Speaker 1 it's a strip club, but it's right there by DCA airport. And they have the best stakes like it 5:14 Speaker 1 legitimately good stakes. I mean, like, I would put it up there without back long worn whatever, 5:19 Speaker 1 but it was a strip club. And you know, they definitely frown upon civil civil servants and federal 5:24 Speaker 1 employees at noon going to a strip club to get a stake. So it was always like this big deal. 5:29 Speaker 1 You're like, man, you know, like, should we go, you know? And some of us would go and some of us 5:33 Speaker 1 wouldn't. I'll be honest. I maybe did it three times, but it is Mark. That was not that 5:39 Speaker 1 wasn't me. It was I think it was a couple of the other guys. I don't think Mark is Mark's more responsible than everybody else, but 5:45 Speaker 1 But yeah, we would go there and and it was just good stakes and you know, it's not gonna tip in or anything 5:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, so what real quick going back to the Chicago fire you were born closer to this than I was 5:55 Speaker 1 Do you remember anything that they talk to this? 5:59 Speaker 1 You're right next door. So y'all's history is pretty much shared for the most part, right? 6:02 Speaker 1 So I'll be honest with you 6:04 Speaker 1 I was a little confused when you brought up this Chicago fire because I don't think many people know that like what it is or what happened. 6:12 Speaker 1 The only reason I'm even familiar with it is because as you know, I substitute teach at the library quite a bit. 6:18 Speaker 1 And I have to restock books at the library and there's this series which is really good. 6:23 Speaker 1 I remember I heard about it on Sean Hannity and I've heard it on a couple other shows but it's called I survived, right? 6:29 Speaker 1 it was like I survived 9-11 or I survived this or I survived that. One of them is I survived the 6:35 Speaker 1 Chicago fire or Chicago fires or whatever and I that's weird. I'm in the library. I got 6:41 Speaker 1 time on my hands. So I start thumbing through the book and yeah dude it was like a big deal. The 6:46 Speaker 1 Chicago fire was 1871 I believe it was a textile mill right and then caught on fire and 6:52 Speaker 1 everything burned and that's kind of when they started I think it was kind of when that necessarily 6:55 Speaker 1 but that's when they started implementing safety regulations on buildings and shit. 6:59 Speaker 1 But they were like, maybe we should have a fire department. 7:01 Speaker 1 Maybe we should have a group of people that put this out since half the city's gone. 7:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 7:07 Speaker 1 But, and then I'm sure those people that, you know, there's like one surviving member. 7:11 Speaker 1 I don't know who you talked to in that book, who is a survivor or not. 7:15 Speaker 1 But I'm sure I don't know if it was in bad taste for them to come out and create a whole TV show called Chicago Fire. 7:21 Speaker 1 I mean, does that make sense? 7:23 Speaker 1 You're just like making fun of all these people 7:24 Speaker 1 that burn in this barn? 7:26 Speaker 1 I think everything has a limit. 7:28 Speaker 1 Like once there's a certain amount of time passes, 7:31 Speaker 1 you can make fun of it. 7:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, we make fun of the Titanic all the time. 7:35 Speaker 1 I mean, people make fun of these disasters. 7:38 Speaker 1 I'm not on the fence with this one 7:41 Speaker 1 because I feel like it's still kind of fresh, 7:43 Speaker 1 but if you look at 9-11, it's been 25 years. 7:47 Speaker 1 You know, and people make 9-11 jokes 7:49 Speaker 1 and I'm like, ooh, too soon, man. 7:51 Speaker 1 How long I think wait for we start making a 911 jokes? 7:56 Speaker 1 I would say once the last surviving person passes away. 8:04 Speaker 1 So let's say somebody was 20, 8:07 Speaker 1 when 911 happened and they were in the building, 8:09 Speaker 1 you know, you probably got another six or six or two. 8:12 Speaker 1 So does that apply to jujokes also? 8:15 Speaker 1 Ah, no, nope, I know where you went with that. 8:18 Speaker 1 I see what you do. 8:19 Speaker 1 Once everyone's died we can make 8:22 Speaker 1 I think if it's something that's horrific you can't really ever make fun of it because you look like a bad human being like it 8:31 Speaker 1 Makes you look like a terrible human being to make fun of that and I would I'm saying that and I'm talking right now 8:35 Speaker 1 And I'm not letting you have an insertion 8:37 Speaker 1 Because I'm going as long as I can to stop you from doing what I think you're gonna do 8:40 Speaker 1 So please think about whatever's gonna come out of your mouth go ahead 8:43 Speaker 1 I would say as an American that 9-11 was more horrific than the Holocaust. Oh my god 8:48 Speaker 1 See it's things like that dude. It's like when you say things like that like why do you do that? 8:53 Speaker 1 But we don't have any we don't have any tie to Germany or Jews 8:55 Speaker 1 But we have ties to America and New York and planes we fly on plane frequently and that was in our home 9:01 Speaker 1 America that was in our home and they came and took a took a tower from us and killed 9:06 Speaker 1 That means it was more personal. It doesn't mean it was worse like you can't sit here and say 9-11 was worse than the Holocaust 9:12 Speaker 1 It wasn't even close and don't get me wrong. Okay, if you feel that way Brandon and I told you you had to die 9:18 Speaker 1 a certain way. You could either a jump on a time travel machine and go back to the Holocaust and you'd be Jewish 9:25 Speaker 1 and you'd be subjected to what they were subjected to or B, you could be on flight 93. Which one you'd choose? 9:32 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm gonna question. I guess I would be, I mean, with flight 9-11 or 93, whatever it was on 9-11. 9:44 Speaker 1 It's uh, you know, it's kind of over with an harpy, but with being a Jew, I mean, they got to go to camp and everything and hang out there and so you get this experience history a little more 9:51 Speaker 1 I mean the boy is trapped pajamas that kid was having a great time. Can you stop? Can you stop? Can you stop? You know as well as I do you? 9:57 Speaker 1 You the the Jews during World War II suffered way more than the victims of 9-11 and I'm not I'm not just 10:04 Speaker 1 He had any one they're both terrible, but dude the Holocaust was way worse 10:09 Speaker 1 I don't think so. I think 10:11 Speaker 1 Relatable it's not as related to later 10:13 Speaker 1 Because it's almost impossible to believe it's almost like you're 10:17 Speaker 1 right. 10:18 Speaker 1 You're head. 10:19 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 10:20 Speaker 1 Right. 10:21 Speaker 1 Why'd you say it like that? 10:22 Speaker 1 I don't understand why that's funny. 10:23 Speaker 1 It is impossible to believe that somebody would do something that cruel. 10:28 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 10:29 Speaker 1 During the Holocaust, that was evil. 10:30 Speaker 1 That was pure evil what they did. 10:33 Speaker 1 Now granted, 9-11, yes, pure evil. 10:35 Speaker 1 But if I got to die, I'd much rather die in a plane crash or die with a building that 10:41 Speaker 1 collapse then go back to World War two and have to live to a concentration camp, watching 10:45 Speaker 1 my entire family be gassed and starved to death. So I mean, why are we even talking about 10:51 Speaker 1 that? How do we even get on this? I don't know. You brought it up or something. You said 10:54 Speaker 1 we can start making fun of things once survivors are like, oh, we're not making fun of 10:57 Speaker 1 not there. Germany now. Okay. Okay. Holocaust is off. The Holocaust is off limits. Okay. 11:02 Speaker 1 That's when we can. No, you can't make fun of them, but you can make fun of Titanic people. 11:07 Speaker 1 Can we make fun of the Italians that dad on a moselini, which is way higher than the 11:10 Speaker 1 amount of juice to die. Um, yeah, because we really don't hear a lot about that. So that 11:16 Speaker 1 they're okay. You know, we can make fun of them. You've got a ton of fun of the Indians 11:20 Speaker 1 on the trail of tears the other day. You were like, Hey, man, they had that trail named 11:23 Speaker 1 after them because they were crying a lot. I mean, that's like, I didn't say anything 11:29 Speaker 1 because I feel like enough time has passed. We can make fun of that. 11:33 Speaker 1 By your standard, they all, they're all dead that we're on the trail of tears. So you 11:36 Speaker 1 can make fun of it. So if that's the standard, then I'm like, okay, we can change in 11:39 Speaker 1 the standard a little bit. We're taking the 11:41 Speaker 1 house out of that. 11:42 Speaker 1 They got a museum. 11:44 Speaker 1 They got a museum named that got museums for this. 11:47 Speaker 1 You can't get Indians. 11:49 Speaker 1 They have two. 11:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, but there wasn't a lot of. 11:51 Speaker 1 Well, they don't have any shoes. 11:53 Speaker 1 They didn't keep any the shoes. 11:54 Speaker 1 That's the other getcha. 11:55 Speaker 1 They never had shoes. 11:56 Speaker 1 You get you go to the Holocaust museum and you see all the shoes. 12:00 Speaker 1 And you're just like, dang, this is real. 12:02 Speaker 1 Right? If they had a trail of tears museum and they had a bunch of moccasins, 12:05 Speaker 1 I'd probably not like make fun of it. 12:07 Speaker 1 Okay? 12:07 Speaker 1 But they don't. 12:08 Speaker 1 So therefore I can't even tell you how bad it was. 12:10 Speaker 1 If you asked me right now how many Indians died on the Trail of Tears? 12:14 Speaker 1 I don't know. You could tell me 200 or 2 million. I wouldn't know. 12:17 Speaker 1 That's the difference. You know, we know about the Holocaust. We've seen movies like the 12:20 Speaker 1 Boy in the Striped Pajamas. It was sad. And we had a great time though. 12:24 Speaker 1 I could have a surprise. The kid in Striped Pajamas. He was having a good time. 12:28 Speaker 1 He got plays in the gym. He was Jewish. 12:32 Speaker 1 I thought there wasn't... Didn't a kid sneak in or something? 12:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was that was like one of the SS soldiers sons or something like that and he died as well 12:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, he did but they had a good time doing it so I'm saying it like that the people the people on 9-11 did not have a good time dying 12:46 Speaker 1 I feel like the people some of the younger ones in the camp. They're just like 12:50 Speaker 1 I'm just having a good time. We're just hanging out. Stop. Can we stop? 12:53 Speaker 1 You know this you're just saying this to make me mad and you're just trying to piss me off right now 12:57 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna take debate. We're not making front of the Holocaust ever. That's a rule, okay? Yeah, right move on move on 13:04 Speaker 1 on. So okay, all right, we'll get some 13:07 Speaker 1 to you jokes later this week. 13:10 Speaker 1 Also on today, ironically at the time that 13:11 Speaker 1 this happening back in 1956 New York 13:13 Speaker 1 anchors, pitcher Don Larson through the 13:16 Speaker 1 only you said near yankers. 13:19 Speaker 1 Anchors, pitcher Don Larson through the only 13:22 Speaker 1 perfect game in World Series history to 13:24 Speaker 1 feeding the Brooklyn Dodgers 2 to 0 in game 13:26 Speaker 1 five. That's pretty crazy because 13:28 Speaker 1 depending on how the Braves game goes 13:29 Speaker 1 tonight, obviously if they win, 13:30 Speaker 1 they'll have to go to LA but if not, 13:32 Speaker 1 they're done for them. But it's very 13:33 Speaker 1 possible that you do have a LA Yankees game. So we'll have to see what happens with that. 13:38 Speaker 1 It'd be crazy if they repeat a history again this year, but I highly doubt they will. I'm just 13:41 Speaker 1 hoping, I think all of America is just hoping that Dodgers do not make history and win three in a row. 13:46 Speaker 1 I think that's what everyone's just like, we do not want those fuckers doing that. 13:49 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, I mean, you have these teams like the Dodgers and the Yankees that everybody knows 13:55 Speaker 1 and again, I hate to get into like they're buying their buying champions just, but Jesus, dude, 13:59 Speaker 1 It's so bad. 14:00 Speaker 1 It's painful. 14:01 Speaker 1 Come on. 14:02 Speaker 1 It's on. 14:03 Speaker 1 Sure. 14:04 Speaker 1 They had a museum, but we took it from them. 14:06 Speaker 1 Okay. 14:07 Speaker 1 They probably did. 14:08 Speaker 1 All right. 14:09 Speaker 1 You know what, Mark? 14:10 Speaker 1 Thank you. 14:11 Speaker 1 He's been to the Auschwitz Museum in Germany and it's pretty bad. 14:12 Speaker 1 Thank you, Mark. 14:13 Speaker 1 See? 14:14 Speaker 1 It's not, it's not the horse. 14:15 Speaker 1 It's actually been there. 14:16 Speaker 1 It is. 14:17 Speaker 1 Okay. 14:18 Speaker 1 It's just that amp. 14:19 Speaker 1 It's pretty bad. 14:20 Speaker 1 It's not the worst thing I'm saying. 14:21 Speaker 1 But you're pretty bad. 14:22 Speaker 1 You're going down, dude. 14:23 Speaker 1 You're going to be like, 14:24 Speaker 1 Dude, Chuck, right here. 14:25 Speaker 1 He said the museum's pretty bad. 14:27 Speaker 1 Which isn't that bad. 14:28 Speaker 1 I mean, I've ate food that's pretty bad, but I finished it. 14:31 Speaker 1 You know? I mean, come on. Exactly. Yeah. What a horrible. So, uh, yeah, we got baseball going on. 14:36 Speaker 1 So we'll have to see what happens with that. And let's see, is there anything else 14:39 Speaker 1 interesting that happened a day? Oh, this one's good. Uh, 14:42 Speaker 1 crimium bridge explosion, a truck bomb detonated on the crimium bridge, uh, 14:46 Speaker 1 causing a partial collapse of the roadway linked, linking Russia to the next 14:50 Speaker 1 crimium pleninsula. It was back in 2022. I love car bombs. Are you a fan of car bombs? 14:55 Speaker 1 I just, I feel like they've got their time in place and they're, they're one of the most 14:58 Speaker 1 scariest ways to die, I would say. 14:59 Speaker 1 Just you just get in your car and just explodes. 15:02 Speaker 1 It's very, it's very innovative. 15:04 Speaker 1 I think you're having like an artistic moment today 15:07 Speaker 1 because every sentence you've said you've missed 15:09 Speaker 1 pronounced a word. 15:10 Speaker 1 It's a Crimean bridge. 15:12 Speaker 1 Crime and Crimea. 15:13 Speaker 1 Crimean, Crimean, Crimean. 15:14 Speaker 1 It's Caribbean, same thing. 15:15 Speaker 1 Crime and think. 15:16 Speaker 1 They think. 15:18 Speaker 1 You're saying would that be the scariest way to die? 15:20 Speaker 1 A car bomb? 15:21 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, because you don't ever, every time we get in a car, 15:24 Speaker 1 you don't know if it's about to explode, you know? 15:25 Speaker 1 I mean, I've never gotten a new car where you're worried about it exploding. 15:31 Speaker 1 About a couple times a week for real. 15:33 Speaker 1 I'm just like, someone could be pissed off. 15:34 Speaker 1 I mean, just put it, you put a car bomb in real easy, too. 15:37 Speaker 1 You've got to put it on the starter and wire the bomb up and you're good to go. 15:40 Speaker 1 You already got all the accelerant on board and everything. 15:42 Speaker 1 So it's blowin' motherfucker up. 15:44 Speaker 1 I just don't see why people don't use them more. 15:46 Speaker 1 I think it would make more sense. 15:47 Speaker 1 You just want to see car bombs going off all over neighborhoods. 15:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:53 Speaker 1 You've got a problem with someone who put a car bomb on there. 15:54 Speaker 1 And pretty much takes care of the problem. 15:56 Speaker 1 I don't think it's as easy as you think. 16:00 Speaker 1 I think that takes a lot of explosive 16:03 Speaker 1 and a lot of time to put that in there. 16:05 Speaker 1 And you would think like you're saying, 16:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I get what you're going with. 16:09 Speaker 1 In the movies, car bombs are the weapon of choice 16:13 Speaker 1 to kill everybody. 16:14 Speaker 1 I mean, in a law body in citizen, 16:16 Speaker 1 he blew up like every car in the parking lot on a timer. 16:19 Speaker 1 It's pretty legit, right? 16:20 Speaker 1 It did get job. 16:21 Speaker 1 But in real life, we never see car bombs go off. 16:24 Speaker 1 Like I've never seen a car, 16:25 Speaker 1 have you ever seen a car bomb go off? 16:27 Speaker 1 No, but I'm waiting on one, 16:28 Speaker 1 just hoping it's not mine. 16:29 Speaker 1 I haven't ever even heard of one going off. 16:32 Speaker 1 Like I've never heard like the news like in another news 16:35 Speaker 1 in downtown Atlanta, you know, prosecutor so and so 16:39 Speaker 1 was blown up in their SUV at the Atlanta courthouse. 16:42 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 16:43 Speaker 1 Like I think it would make life a lot more interesting 16:45 Speaker 1 if we had more car bombing. 16:47 Speaker 1 I think we've kind of been led to believe 16:50 Speaker 1 it would be more carbon in 2026. 16:52 Speaker 1 And we don't have enough of it. 16:53 Speaker 1 Well, I'm sorry. 16:54 Speaker 1 I don't want to say that. 16:55 Speaker 1 That sounded terrible. 16:56 Speaker 1 We don't have any of it, which is good. 16:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, just like pretty bad. 16:59 Speaker 1 We need some. 17:00 Speaker 1 We need a little bit. 17:01 Speaker 1 I mean, if car bombs were growing off everywhere, 17:04 Speaker 1 it'd be kind of bad. 17:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 17:06 Speaker 1 Got the worst thing though, because I mean, 17:09 Speaker 1 there's other worst things we need to look out for. 17:11 Speaker 1 Like cost-aliving. 17:13 Speaker 1 Like you probably hope you get in the car 17:14 Speaker 1 and hope your car blows up, so you don't have to keep 17:16 Speaker 1 paying for stuff. 17:17 Speaker 1 It's the lucky one to get on out of here. 17:18 Speaker 1 but no, so that's carbons. 17:21 Speaker 1 We need to bring them back. 17:22 Speaker 1 I'm all on board with carbons. 17:24 Speaker 1 Let's see, we got some notable bursts today. 17:26 Speaker 1 Jesse Jackson. 17:27 Speaker 1 Wait, time on. 17:28 Speaker 1 Why did you just say out loud? 17:31 Speaker 1 We need more carbons, I'd appreciate it. 17:32 Speaker 1 No, after that, you said we got some notable bursts today. 17:35 Speaker 1 Notable bursts. 17:37 Speaker 1 Oh, you're taking my birthdays away from me. 17:39 Speaker 1 I had them all ready for you. 17:40 Speaker 1 Oh, did you? 17:41 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, I won't say any of them. 17:42 Speaker 1 But what were you, who did you have? 17:44 Speaker 1 First one I got is Jesse Jackson. 17:46 Speaker 1 It looks like Will Smith. 17:47 Speaker 1 That's funny. 17:48 Speaker 1 He's not even, I know. 17:50 Speaker 1 sex got racist, Giggle. 17:52 Speaker 1 I know, I guess, no, they're like, who? 17:55 Speaker 1 No, we never heard of Jesse Jackson, 17:57 Speaker 1 but we've heard of John Melonkamp. 17:58 Speaker 1 Anyway, sorry, go ahead. 17:59 Speaker 1 What? 18:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, he would, you know what Jesse Jackson did? 18:03 Speaker 1 He's terrible, terrible human being. 18:05 Speaker 1 He was the American civil rights leader. 18:07 Speaker 1 No, he wasn't terrible. 18:08 Speaker 1 He was never civil, dude. 18:10 Speaker 1 This dude was in that, I don't care how much, 18:12 Speaker 1 this is the one thing I will die on, I'll die on this hill. 18:14 Speaker 1 From the time I was a very young child, 18:17 Speaker 1 I was watched, I'd see Jesse Jackson come on TV. 18:21 Speaker 1 And I remember they would always say 18:22 Speaker 1 the Reverend Jesse Jackson. 18:24 Speaker 1 It was like the Reverend Jesse Jackson. 18:26 Speaker 1 Well mind you at this time of my life, 18:28 Speaker 1 I'm young, like my dad was a Reverend. 18:30 Speaker 1 He had Reverend in front of his name. 18:31 Speaker 1 So I'm going, oh, well, you know, he's a Reverend. 18:34 Speaker 1 My dad's a Reverend. 18:35 Speaker 1 And then I remember watching him, like, 18:37 Speaker 1 when I was young dude, I was probably younger than 10. 18:40 Speaker 1 And I hear him and he's like, 18:41 Speaker 1 you know what a problem is in America? 18:43 Speaker 1 It's what people, it's what people. 18:45 Speaker 1 And I'm going, what? 18:46 Speaker 1 like what are we doing? 18:47 Speaker 1 Like why is this guy talking about white people, 18:49 Speaker 1 why is he still racist? 18:51 Speaker 1 So I grew up just kind of being like, 18:53 Speaker 1 man, this dude really hates white people. 18:55 Speaker 1 Like he really hate white people, right? 18:57 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I mean, I kind of paid attention 19:00 Speaker 1 to him over the years, 19:01 Speaker 1 but he was a hateful person, dude. 19:04 Speaker 1 He was a, he was a bad person to put up 19:08 Speaker 1 for the civil rights movement. 19:10 Speaker 1 I think that's him okay, 19:10 Speaker 1 Jr. Learn from them 19:11 Speaker 1 because he went really good guy either. 19:13 Speaker 1 Um, I, from what I understand, MLK and Jesse Jackson, you know, because they both came up in that same group. 19:20 Speaker 1 They were very good friends. 19:22 Speaker 1 And they were kind of like trying to figure out who was going to be the face of the civil rights movement. 19:28 Speaker 1 And Martin Luther King's the one that ultimately won because, and you know, I don't know. 19:33 Speaker 1 None of us really know what's in his heart. 19:35 Speaker 1 I mean, the dudes dead, right? 19:36 Speaker 1 None of us know what was in MLK's heart. 19:39 Speaker 1 But we know what was in Jesse Jackson's heart. 19:41 Speaker 1 He was a racist POS. 19:43 Speaker 1 Okay? 19:44 Speaker 1 So by then putting MLK up to be the face, 19:47 Speaker 1 I think it was the right decision 19:48 Speaker 1 because history has been really good to MLK. 19:51 Speaker 1 Really, really good. 19:52 Speaker 1 I mean, if people don't know about it. 19:54 Speaker 1 Well, I think, and even you don't know, 19:56 Speaker 1 none of us know about it. 19:57 Speaker 1 You can say what you've read. 19:58 Speaker 1 You've heard some stuff too. 20:00 Speaker 1 But either way, I like to believe in my heart of hearts 20:04 Speaker 1 that MLK was a good human being 20:05 Speaker 1 and he had the best interest. 20:06 Speaker 1 And he did say, I have a dream one day little black girl 20:10 Speaker 1 or little black boys and little black girls, 20:12 Speaker 1 or little white girls will walk in and in. 20:14 Speaker 1 I mean, come on, that's sweet. 20:15 Speaker 1 That was a sweet line. 20:16 Speaker 1 Come on now. 20:17 Speaker 1 That's what got a shot. 20:18 Speaker 1 Like what are you talking about? 20:20 Speaker 1 Y'all do it Al Sharpton. 20:21 Speaker 1 Mark's talking about Al Sharpton. 20:22 Speaker 1 He was bad too. 20:24 Speaker 1 There's only, there's very few deaths that happen 20:26 Speaker 1 in this world that I go, thank you God, right? 20:29 Speaker 1 Those were two of them. 20:30 Speaker 1 Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, terrible people. 20:32 Speaker 1 Nice, nice. 20:33 Speaker 1 Al Sharpton you said, right? 20:35 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 20:36 Speaker 1 I don't know. 20:37 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's thinking about. 20:39 Speaker 1 All right. Yeah, Mark. Yeah, it's okay. Really when he caught a bullet. Yeah, he did. It was just whoever was gonna get help 20:45 Speaker 1 How long do you want to do this for you get shot someone's getting shot here? Okay, you're up 20:50 Speaker 1 Okay, um only got a few of them here. You're not gonna know Tom York. You don't know him. Do you know singer of a band that you know their music? 20:58 Speaker 1 Nope. Yeah, nobody knows lead singers. He's the lead singer of Radiohead, but I'm a creep 21:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's really oh that's all I got 21:06 Speaker 1 But no, I'm going back. Yes. It was John Mellencamp. John Mellencamp was born today. 21:12 Speaker 1 Also good lord smokein' hot another one. She goes with Elizabeth's shoe when I was growing up. 21:18 Speaker 1 She fell into this group and it makes me a little bit more diverse than you. 21:22 Speaker 1 Tony Braxton. Do you remember Tony Braxton? 21:25 Speaker 1 Nope never heard of her. Oh my god. When we get off the show, Google unbreak my heart video. 21:31 Speaker 1 The music video, unbreak my heart, you, sir, will have at least three minutes of material. 21:38 Speaker 1 It's stuff you can never, it's wonderful. 21:41 Speaker 1 Tony Braxton was beautiful in that back day. 21:42 Speaker 1 We got, we got Germany down here. 21:44 Speaker 1 I mean, he took a bullet, we got a shit ton of streets named after him. 21:47 Speaker 1 So kind of a win. 21:48 Speaker 1 And all the streets turned out shit. 21:49 Speaker 1 Why I should talk about that later in a, uh, news. 21:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:53 Speaker 1 I mean, let's be honest, if they, if they named a bunch of streets, you know, Brandon 21:56 Speaker 1 Thrasher Boulevard, and every one of them was low income and everyone got shot when they 22:00 Speaker 1 They walk down and I don't know if that's a win. 22:02 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 22:03 Speaker 1 Like everybody knows to avoid your street 22:05 Speaker 1 in every city that sucks. 22:07 Speaker 1 But anyway, the last one and my favorite one, 22:09 Speaker 1 I don't know how you feel about this guy. 22:11 Speaker 1 And I feel like you're a fan, all right? 22:17 Speaker 1 Not Gordon Ramsay, but the biggest English jerk 22:21 Speaker 1 that we've ever had in the States on TV. 22:24 Speaker 1 Who's proud day is it? 22:25 Speaker 1 Who? 22:25 Speaker 1 Stephen Cowell. 22:27 Speaker 1 Stephen Cowell. 22:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's your final answer. 22:31 Speaker 1 That's what you're going with. 22:32 Speaker 1 I don't know any other British guy 22:33 Speaker 1 that was a dick on American television. 22:35 Speaker 1 I don't even know who Stephen Cowell is. 22:37 Speaker 1 He's a guy on fucking American Idol. 22:38 Speaker 1 He's been there for like 20 years. 22:40 Speaker 1 It's not Stephen Cowell. 22:44 Speaker 1 How do you know Stephen Cowell? 22:45 Speaker 1 He's been on the voice. 22:46 Speaker 1 He was on American Idol for 15 years 22:47 Speaker 1 and then the voice and whatnot. 22:49 Speaker 1 You're positive on this. 22:50 Speaker 1 You're telling me Stephen Cowell was on all this 22:52 Speaker 1 and he's the guy. 22:54 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 22:55 Speaker 1 All right. 22:56 Speaker 1 You want to bet 20 bucks? 22:58 Speaker 1 Nope, cause you got some kind of trick question going on. 23:00 Speaker 1 No, it's not a trick question. 23:01 Speaker 1 You're wrong. 23:03 Speaker 1 Okay, who is it? 23:04 Speaker 1 Simon Cowell. 23:05 Speaker 1 Oh Simon, close it up. 23:07 Speaker 1 Fuckin' British. 23:08 Speaker 1 I almost had you, God bless America. 23:11 Speaker 1 No, I don't have a problem. 23:12 Speaker 1 Am I like Gordon Ramsay too? 23:13 Speaker 1 I like it when you got a, you know, 23:14 Speaker 1 you can actually tell an idiot, 23:15 Speaker 1 they're a fucking idiot or your piece of shit 23:17 Speaker 1 or you just suck at what they do. 23:19 Speaker 1 I figured you would be a Simon Cowell fan. 23:21 Speaker 1 Like you just like that kind of, 23:22 Speaker 1 you'd like being able to say whatever you want. 23:25 Speaker 1 I didn't like it when I was younger. 23:26 Speaker 1 I was like, why does he sell me? 23:27 Speaker 1 Someone's got to tell these people though because you got fucking Randy Jackson and the Polydine over there. Polybula whatever 23:32 Speaker 1 What was like 23:34 Speaker 1 Oh, baby. He's so good and Randy J-Lop. That's what he hit mom, huh? 23:39 Speaker 1 Paul Simon Paula 23:42 Speaker 1 Was it Paula doo Paula Abdul straight up now tell me that was her only song. I loved it. Oh, he's nice 23:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, so um, yeah Simon Cal Stephen whatever his fucking name is it'll work 23:56 Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about. 23:58 Speaker 1 There's only one cow guy out there. 23:59 Speaker 1 I got on my list. 24:00 Speaker 1 You gotta say, got Jesse Jackson on this day. 24:02 Speaker 1 Also, you've got Sigourney Weaver, 24:04 Speaker 1 and Eileen and Avatar. 24:07 Speaker 1 The question I have for you, Chuck, 24:08 Speaker 1 when you looked up Earth-Ace today, 24:10 Speaker 1 did you look it up for the seventh or the eighth? 24:14 Speaker 1 Well, that would be the seventh. 24:17 Speaker 1 You hit it, that was yesterday. 24:19 Speaker 1 Those were birthdays from yesterday, 24:20 Speaker 1 everybody, congratulations. 24:22 Speaker 1 How do you not have any of these? 24:24 Speaker 1 And then 1970, you had Matt Damon was born. 24:27 Speaker 1 I want to lose her. 24:30 Speaker 1 You know what I'm at Damon? 24:30 Speaker 1 I hate that guy. 24:32 Speaker 1 Why, he looks a lot like Mark Wahlberg 24:34 Speaker 1 and he gets confused because I used to do that. 24:35 Speaker 1 No, because he became a celebrity and then he's like, 24:38 Speaker 1 I'm gonna use my fame to tell people how to vote. 24:41 Speaker 1 Like shut up, nobody cares what you think. 24:43 Speaker 1 Every time I hear a celebrity tell me how to vote, 24:46 Speaker 1 kid rock is almost making me vote Democrat. 24:48 Speaker 1 It's like, I hate it, I hate it. 24:51 Speaker 1 Like don't tell me what to do. 24:52 Speaker 1 Anyway, I'll see you later. 24:53 Speaker 1 Let's see. 24:54 Speaker 1 But the last one born in 1985 is Bruno Mars. 24:59 Speaker 1 Got some hints out there. 25:01 Speaker 1 So yeah, that's about it for today's in history. 25:05 Speaker 1 Chuck, how was your day over there? 25:06 Speaker 1 Now you're going on a tree job and you can't slip going 25:08 Speaker 1 to the Braves game. 25:09 Speaker 1 We had recorded this time. 25:10 Speaker 1 So I'm not going either. 25:11 Speaker 1 But Adam, he will be going up there. 25:13 Speaker 1 My dad and his wife will be heading up there to watch this game 25:16 Speaker 1 for self of the brace and pull it off head back to LA. 25:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I long day, dude. 25:21 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, I'm trying to get everything done before I leave. I told you yesterday 25:24 Speaker 1 It's a whirlwind here and so I'm working and I'm working in frickin 25:28 Speaker 1 Maybleton today and I said do that this job is gonna take me till six or seven o'clock tonight 25:34 Speaker 1 So I drove home from Maybleton. It's a one hour drive 25:38 Speaker 1 I drove all the way home to record with you now 25:42 Speaker 1 So I can drive back to Maybleton because I thought you were going to the Braves game 25:46 Speaker 1 So I needed to make sure I recorded with you early 25:49 Speaker 1 So because Brandon's not going to the Braves game now, I'm driving two hours for no reason today out of my way 25:55 Speaker 1 Well, I think those are the diffused. Could you say yesterday? You're like I got this $20,000 job 25:59 Speaker 1 And I don't even have to be there. Okay, so that's that's Thursday Friday 26:03 Speaker 1 So I'm cutting that Thursday Friday 26:05 Speaker 1 But I'm trying to leave I gotta leave I get to leave early because that by that point 26:09 Speaker 1 It's just them carrying logs through a garage right? I mean, it's I don't have to be there for that 26:12 Speaker 1 But I got a pack dude like we're going to you know, Panama City beach 26:17 Speaker 1 We're trying to get all this stuff handled and apparently there's a hurricane that's gonna be hitting on Friday and oh 26:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to like figure all that out. So 26:25 Speaker 1 But the only other thing that this today when I got home 26:29 Speaker 1 So I leave my I unhook almost everything every night when we get done recording 26:35 Speaker 1 Because my scarlet well, this is bad. So my scarlet runs off 26:40 Speaker 1 My computer my Mac like like power, right? 26:43 Speaker 1 Well then I charge it, it's 100%. 26:48 Speaker 1 I unplug it and then I unhook my scarlet every single night. 26:52 Speaker 1 Because what happens is the scarlet stays on all night 26:55 Speaker 1 and trains my battery. 26:57 Speaker 1 Well I forgot today. 26:58 Speaker 1 So I get here to record with you and my battery's at 1%. 27:02 Speaker 1 So right now it's charging and it's got the scarlet 27:04 Speaker 1 but you know what happens halfway through the show 27:06 Speaker 1 when I do that. 27:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, start to buzz it. 27:08 Speaker 1 I don't know why did you just turn the scarlet off 27:10 Speaker 1 when you get done? 27:11 Speaker 1 I just, what? 27:12 Speaker 1 How do you do that? 27:13 Speaker 1 They're not off button on there. 27:15 Speaker 1 It should be on and off button. 27:17 Speaker 1 I don't see one of those, but I've never looked either. 27:20 Speaker 1 So I'll check out there. 27:23 Speaker 1 But anyway, yeah, so that's the only thing I'm worried about. 27:26 Speaker 1 But yeah, dude, it was a good day. 27:27 Speaker 1 I mean, I had to get up at six o'clock this morning to make that drive. 27:29 Speaker 1 And then it was funny because you understand this. 27:33 Speaker 1 When we got when I got, 27:35 Speaker 1 look guys got there. 27:36 Speaker 1 They were back in the chipper and the truck up this lady's driveway. 27:39 Speaker 1 Dude, it's a 50% incline. 27:41 Speaker 1 It's freaking crazy. 27:42 Speaker 1 Like I was scared to put my truck and park in this thing because I thought my park was just gonna pop out and roll down the hill 27:47 Speaker 1 So they're backing up and all of a sudden you hear 27:51 Speaker 1 It's just dragging the concrete 27:54 Speaker 1 Like a foot of concrete which is grooves in it 27:57 Speaker 1 So I'm screaming and I'm like no dude you're parking on the street like we're not doing this the guys can walk it 28:03 Speaker 1 So the climber gets out and he's looking at it and he goes 28:07 Speaker 1 He's like what is the homeowner and I said what do you mean? He goes 28:11 Speaker 1 What's the homeowner man or woman? 28:13 Speaker 1 I said, that's a woman. 28:14 Speaker 1 And he goes, with a man or just a woman. 28:19 Speaker 1 And I was like, no, it's two women. 28:20 Speaker 1 It's lesbians. 28:21 Speaker 1 He goes, oh my God, we've got to fix this. 28:25 Speaker 1 And I said, well, how he goes, he goes, 28:28 Speaker 1 they are going to be so pissed. 28:30 Speaker 1 I said, you think lesbians are gonna be harder on you 28:33 Speaker 1 than like a guy and I was white. 28:35 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh yeah, we are worse. 28:37 Speaker 1 He's like, lesbians want everything perfect. 28:39 Speaker 1 He's like, we make sure poncho that everything's perfect now that we know their lesbians. 28:43 Speaker 1 Okay. 28:44 Speaker 1 So dude, we're out there and he's like, he dropped a branch and it barely caught one of the 28:49 Speaker 1 Azaleas. 28:50 Speaker 1 And this chick has Azaleas all around this tree. 28:52 Speaker 1 So you're not going to be able to avoid all of them. 28:55 Speaker 1 But one of the branches caught edge of the Azalea and he's up in the tree and he's like, 28:59 Speaker 1 don't worry, poncho, I know their lesbians. 29:02 Speaker 1 I know their lesbians and I'm like, oh my God, dude, stop talking. 29:07 Speaker 1 You got a master man in a tree screaming out. 29:09 Speaker 1 Lips, man, they're coming. 29:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, they come outside to check. 29:13 Speaker 1 And he's like, don't worry, lesbians. 29:15 Speaker 1 We'll clean up good for you lesbians. 29:17 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 29:19 Speaker 1 Why did I tell him their lesbians? 29:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, lesbians are the least likely people 29:25 Speaker 1 to stay married or lesbians. 29:27 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, God, I, cause you got true women. 29:32 Speaker 1 And I guess you can eat your profit. 29:33 Speaker 1 Is that how we're going? 29:34 Speaker 1 Is that how we're approaching this? 29:35 Speaker 1 Cause that's how I'm. 29:37 Speaker 1 the highest marriage success rate are gay dudes surprisingly because you just got two 29:43 Speaker 1 dudes they don't really care they don't argue anything the middle ground is 29:46 Speaker 1 rarer heterosexual man and woman because obviously the woman something goes 29:49 Speaker 1 crazy and she wants to get a divorce and then with yet to women that are 29:53 Speaker 1 married that last very long because they're just they're just they're two women 29:56 Speaker 1 together so I'm trying I'm really trying to tap dance around this statement okay 30:03 Speaker 1 But I'm gonna say it in a way that's very very sweet and nice and you take your own 30:08 Speaker 1 opinion on it I 30:10 Speaker 1 Think the reason lesbians don't stay married is because at least with two males 30:17 Speaker 1 you can 30:19 Speaker 1 have a 30:20 Speaker 1 version of love making 30:24 Speaker 1 With women either mad at his clamps lamb all the time 30:27 Speaker 1 It's like this sucks. 30:30 Speaker 1 And he needs God. 30:31 Speaker 1 It's gotta get old. 30:33 Speaker 1 It's just like four play all the time, right? 30:35 Speaker 1 I mean, you never really get to the point 30:37 Speaker 1 where it's like, oh, that was awesome. 30:40 Speaker 1 You know, you just get to the point where you're like, 30:42 Speaker 1 I'm tired, you know, and she's like, I'm tired. 30:44 Speaker 1 And they just go to bed, you know? 30:46 Speaker 1 Cause there's no way you like get to the end ever 30:48 Speaker 1 for anybody. 30:49 Speaker 1 So I think they get divorced. 30:52 Speaker 1 Vanessa down here like, no, false. 30:53 Speaker 1 Are you standing up for, well, 30:55 Speaker 1 let's be in couples that we're telling me right now 30:56 Speaker 1 because I don't know one lesbian couple that's been successful. 30:59 Speaker 1 What up, prototype? 31:00 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 31:02 Speaker 1 That is not last, man. 31:03 Speaker 1 No one can argue. 31:04 Speaker 1 Nobody can argue the fact that there's a climax 31:08 Speaker 1 in that relationship. 31:10 Speaker 1 Like, that's why I think it's so frustrating for them 31:13 Speaker 1 because it's just like, what are we doing, dude? 31:15 Speaker 1 We're just here beating up on each other for no reason. 31:18 Speaker 1 I mean, you got, you know, strap on to double sided dildo 31:21 Speaker 1 so they can get it down to the want to. 31:22 Speaker 1 But you can do that alone. 31:23 Speaker 1 That stuff you can do alone. 31:24 Speaker 1 I'm talking about what is your. 31:26 Speaker 1 What do you think you can eat? 31:28 Speaker 1 And you can eat it like such a little bit to the wall. 31:32 Speaker 1 I'm just, I mean, my point is there's nothing in that relationship 31:35 Speaker 1 that you can't take on into your own hands. 31:40 Speaker 1 If that makes any sense. 31:41 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 31:42 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. 31:43 Speaker 1 I mean, like you said, uh, I think a, I mean, 31:46 Speaker 1 the only other thing would be like a dildo session cup to the wall. 31:49 Speaker 1 I mean, you can do that. 31:49 Speaker 1 But double sided. 31:50 Speaker 1 I think you got a, another woman on the other end. 31:51 Speaker 1 So you're just like, oh, this got it. 31:52 Speaker 1 Cool. 31:52 Speaker 1 We're both here orgasm at the same time. 31:54 Speaker 1 the same Delta side. 31:55 Speaker 1 It doesn't happen. 31:56 Speaker 1 That doesn't, are you serious? 31:58 Speaker 1 You've never, you probably never even seen a woman do that, a little too at the same time. 32:03 Speaker 1 Don't act like a... 32:04 Speaker 1 No, like finish, like control it. 32:07 Speaker 1 Oh, probably not the same time, but you know, the other one just starts doing a little 32:09 Speaker 1 faster. 32:10 Speaker 1 You've never even seen a girl do that. 32:12 Speaker 1 Don't act like any girls ever done that with you. 32:14 Speaker 1 Don't, with who? 32:15 Speaker 1 With you. 32:16 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna put a double-side Delta on my ass and put one side. 32:19 Speaker 1 How about you talking about? 32:20 Speaker 1 What are you talking about right now? 32:22 Speaker 1 that 32:25 Speaker 1 Terrence that she knows to happily married me 32:26 Speaker 1 I'm saying 32:31 Speaker 1 I'm saying finish 32:35 Speaker 1 not that no woman's ever done that with you 32:41 Speaker 1 done what 32:43 Speaker 1 double sided to finish 32:44 Speaker 1 finish 32:46 Speaker 1 at the same time with you yeah 32:48 Speaker 1 oh no of course not I mean no one ever 32:50 Speaker 1 it's almost scientifically impossible for both the finish at the same time 32:53 Speaker 1 that's what I'm saying 32:55 Speaker 1 that's why I'm too women in this but for two women with the double 32:57 Speaker 1 I don't know what else I could do it. 32:58 Speaker 1 No. 32:59 Speaker 1 No. 33:00 Speaker 1 No. 33:01 Speaker 1 No. 33:02 Speaker 1 No. 33:03 Speaker 1 I mean, Vanessa. 33:04 Speaker 1 No. 33:05 Speaker 1 It's a human friend. 33:06 Speaker 1 It's not even possible. 33:07 Speaker 1 Vanessa, ask your lesbian friend. 33:10 Speaker 1 Ask your lesbian friends. 33:12 Speaker 1 If they climb actually at the same time. 33:14 Speaker 1 They can't. 33:15 Speaker 1 I think they can. 33:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. 33:21 Speaker 1 I don't know. 33:22 Speaker 1 I mean, if you time it up, right. 33:23 Speaker 1 I mean, the periods get lined up and everything. 33:24 Speaker 1 So I figured it would be the same thing. 33:25 Speaker 1 No, they can't even like make. 33:26 Speaker 1 I guarantee they don't even do that ever. 33:28 Speaker 1 ever. Double sided, doodos. Why are you, why are you so stuck on that? No finish. 33:35 Speaker 1 Um, all right, whatever. I mean, I'm saying, I think if you had a double sided, doodos 33:40 Speaker 1 women stay married to men for 20 years and never do that. Okay. What makes you think 33:46 Speaker 1 that same sex marriage as they do? Uh, cause they can like pick up on the middle of 33:50 Speaker 1 the doodle and like change the angle and everything. I'll go and whatnot. I don't know 33:57 Speaker 1 You can't understand the concept here to you live in in a fantasy world man. Look at that. But that's just gonna ask that'll be great 34:03 Speaker 1 We'll get what I 34:05 Speaker 1 Know she'll have an answer before leading to the 34:07 Speaker 1 Text of life. I think you guys ever finish at the same time 34:12 Speaker 1 Score it on each other. Yeah, look 69. Yeah, see 34:16 Speaker 1 All right, what are we on here? 34:18 Speaker 1 Whatever. Oh no we talked about you. Oh, yeah, the lesbians that you're Mexican. Yeah, so anyway 34:22 Speaker 1 So yeah, my freaking climbers up in the tree like, you know, don't worry about the azaleas 34:27 Speaker 1 We know there are lesbians. 34:28 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 34:30 Speaker 1 So I had to leave and I went to, uh, I had to leave and I went to Lawrenceville to pick up a check. 34:37 Speaker 1 And then I came here to get on with you. 34:39 Speaker 1 And then I'm back at it after this. 34:40 Speaker 1 So I still got my work clothes on. 34:41 Speaker 1 So, but I'm happy to be your brand. 34:43 Speaker 1 Happy to be here with you and everybody of the nest center lesbian group of people. 34:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 34:49 Speaker 1 I say they're probably won't five men married for like three months. 34:52 Speaker 1 She like, oh, it's going great. 34:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 34:54 Speaker 1 know they're on their honeymoon right now and they've never been happier. 34:57 Speaker 1 Right? Yeah. Okay. All right. 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We're gonna rock and roll this event. 37:21 Speaker 1 Alright, sands good. We're going to get into what? 37:24 Speaker 1 The Chuck. 37:26 Speaker 1 What the Chuck? 37:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to chuck me? 37:29 Speaker 1 Chuck in real hard. 37:31 Speaker 1 Chuck me, chuck me, chuck me, chuck me, chuck me. 37:33 Speaker 1 I'm full of Chuck. 37:35 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. 37:38 Speaker 1 What? 37:39 Speaker 1 The Chuck. 37:40 Speaker 1 The Chuck version. 37:41 Speaker 1 Alright, dude. 37:42 Speaker 1 So I want you to think about this. 37:44 Speaker 1 I'm just knowin' out there. 37:45 Speaker 1 You gotta think about the pros and the cons, okay? 37:47 Speaker 1 Okay. This is a two sided question. First part, if you had to choose one part of your body to be 10 times larger than it is now, what would you choose? 38:01 Speaker 1 10 times larger than it is now. Um, we think about it. You don't want to do what I think you want to do. 38:10 Speaker 1 I'm thinking I'm going with, uh, I'm trying to think maybe, um, 38:16 Speaker 1 I think obviously to go to, you know, I want to think of it as the penis, but that just be fucking unbearable. 38:21 Speaker 1 You know, that'd be hard to deal with. 38:22 Speaker 1 Well, it depends. 38:23 Speaker 1 I mean, what is it now? 38:24 Speaker 1 Three inches? 38:25 Speaker 1 Thirty inches. 38:26 Speaker 1 That'd be long. 38:27 Speaker 1 That'd be bad. 38:27 Speaker 1 You didn't even deny you three inches. 38:31 Speaker 1 And he gave me an inch on that one too, but I appreciate it. 38:35 Speaker 1 I'm taking either my foot so I could be like a really good soccer player or you could just, 38:39 Speaker 1 you know, you just take people out. 38:41 Speaker 1 Or I think the obvious answer here is probably probably your brain. 38:45 Speaker 1 and he's become a superhuman. 38:46 Speaker 1 You can just like do telekinesis and he's like start levitating shit and everything. 38:50 Speaker 1 And you had to be 10 times the size it is right now. 38:55 Speaker 1 I think just the brain would have to be 10 times the tensor, right? 38:58 Speaker 1 You're 10 times the size, but just denser. 39:01 Speaker 1 No, if it's 10 times the size, it's 10 times the size. 39:04 Speaker 1 You're going to have a mega head. 39:05 Speaker 1 You're going to have a neck, wouldn't be able to hold it up. 39:08 Speaker 1 Oh, so I have to develop some kind of brace. 39:11 Speaker 1 I just don't say anything else that'd be worth it. 39:14 Speaker 1 To get bigger because you're not gonna benefit from it 39:16 Speaker 1 But if you got 10 times size brain, I mean you're gonna know everything in the world and you're gonna make a fuck ton of money 39:20 Speaker 1 And you're gonna want to you know everyone's gonna want to bang you besides you look like some Molly and would you like the opposite? 39:27 Speaker 1 That's what you're going with you're going with brain. I think so. Yeah. That's the only thing that makes sense really. What are you going for? 39:32 Speaker 1 Well, I don't want to I don't want to change my 39:35 Speaker 1 Outward physical appearance any so I'm gonna say my nipples 39:39 Speaker 1 Like it would look odd 39:41 Speaker 1 I'm like disgusting. 39:44 Speaker 1 No, because I have really, really small nipples anyway. 39:48 Speaker 1 Like my nipples are like almost freakishly small. 39:51 Speaker 1 I have like, they're not even as big as your pinky-now. 39:54 Speaker 1 I have really small nipples. 39:55 Speaker 1 So if they were 10 times the size, they would be, 39:58 Speaker 1 I mean they'd be big pepperonis, 40:01 Speaker 1 but it's not the thing that I couldn't like explain, 40:03 Speaker 1 like oh yeah, you know, it's a birth defect or something. 40:07 Speaker 1 Like you know, but I don't want people, 40:08 Speaker 1 I at least can cover it up. 40:10 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 40:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, until you go to New Basin, 40:13 Speaker 1 I look like out the fucking pepperoni. 40:14 Speaker 1 It's better than having up. 40:17 Speaker 1 Dude, your head's gonna be this big. 40:20 Speaker 1 It's gonna be huge. 40:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I know everything in the world then, you know? 40:23 Speaker 1 I don't think it makes you smarter. 40:25 Speaker 1 You just have a bigger brain. 40:26 Speaker 1 You just have a bigger brain. 40:28 Speaker 1 It probably means you're gonna be dumber 40:29 Speaker 1 because it's got further to travel, 40:30 Speaker 1 like the information. 40:31 Speaker 1 You'd be like, but brand new one. 40:33 Speaker 1 What's two plus two? 40:35 Speaker 1 You're like, 40:36 Speaker 1 ugh, 40:37 Speaker 1 bor. 40:38 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get a little race car going around. 40:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I think that's why that's scary, 40:43 Speaker 1 but nipples I can deal with. 40:45 Speaker 1 I don't think you realize how big 40:46 Speaker 1 10 times the size of something is. 40:49 Speaker 1 I think you don't. 40:50 Speaker 1 You said head, you said your head, 40:51 Speaker 1 you said your brain, so that's a dumb answer, 40:53 Speaker 1 you failed that one. 40:54 Speaker 1 Now, the good one. 40:55 Speaker 1 And this one now, you can get a little bit interesting with. 40:59 Speaker 1 A woman, like the woman of your dreams, right? 41:02 Speaker 1 You meet the woman of your dreams tomorrow. 41:04 Speaker 1 She's perfect in every way. 41:07 Speaker 1 but you have to choose one body part 41:10 Speaker 1 to be 10 times the size it is right now. 41:14 Speaker 1 Which one do you choose and go? 41:17 Speaker 1 I'm thinking of like vaginal lips. 41:18 Speaker 1 I'm just like wrap up with them like a bucket. 41:21 Speaker 1 I guess sleep in there. 41:26 Speaker 1 You're just sleeping with a vaginal lips. 41:27 Speaker 1 Just what I'm thinking at the moment. 41:29 Speaker 1 You know, she's so gross. 41:31 Speaker 1 Oh. 41:33 Speaker 1 If you can get away with nipples, 41:35 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with haulsing when she had short hair 41:37 Speaker 1 so that it bring it back out. 41:40 Speaker 1 What? 41:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, you get a chick with short hair, but she's really hot and you're like, oh, 41:43 Speaker 1 kind of looks, let's be in this. 41:44 Speaker 1 No, you're hair. 41:46 Speaker 1 Make her hair grow. 41:47 Speaker 1 That doesn't matter. 41:48 Speaker 1 That's not a body part. 41:49 Speaker 1 Fine. 41:50 Speaker 1 Then vaginal lips. 41:51 Speaker 1 You got to find someone like small labia, though. 41:57 Speaker 1 I mean, does it real matter at that point? 41:59 Speaker 1 What they're going to, instead of being this big, they're going to be that big. 42:02 Speaker 1 I mean, it's still freaking freakishly weird. 42:04 Speaker 1 I mean, what would you want? 42:06 Speaker 1 You wanted to have even bigger nipples. 42:09 Speaker 1 I'm gonna check my one the whole booty bit. 42:12 Speaker 1 I don't want to do that to them. 42:14 Speaker 1 No, um, I'm gonna say, uh, 42:18 Speaker 1 oh man, this is kind of weird. 42:20 Speaker 1 I already said I'll eat the bush with butter, but not the stock. 42:23 Speaker 1 This is kind of weird. 42:26 Speaker 1 I'm just trying to make sure there's not the negative here. 42:30 Speaker 1 I don't think it's, I'm gonna say butt cheeks. 42:34 Speaker 1 Ooh, that's kind of like nasty. 42:36 Speaker 1 like those people that get like the fucking weird BBL implants and they just 42:39 Speaker 1 look disgusting and they like go out and then down and around. 42:43 Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, I mean, it's kind of like JLo, you know, I mean, 10 times is 42:48 Speaker 1 pretty big though. It has to be a Asian girl problem. 42:50 Speaker 1 I don't have weiners for that. 42:52 Speaker 1 I know. I know. I said you didn't there. I'd never be able to do that. Um, 42:56 Speaker 1 okay, maybe I'll go, uh, I don't know why I thought eyebrows for a minute, 43:01 Speaker 1 But then that's not good either. 43:03 Speaker 1 Um, eyelashes would be weird. 43:06 Speaker 1 Um, I'm going with butt cheeks, man. 43:10 Speaker 1 But, oh God, yeah, that's weird. 43:13 Speaker 1 I'm much further ahead. 43:14 Speaker 1 Flappy vagina lift the boy in. 43:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's so weird. 43:17 Speaker 1 It's just like weird. 43:19 Speaker 1 You know, there's a surgery for that to have them removed. 43:21 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, to do it in that, uh, that movie. 43:25 Speaker 1 What's it called? 43:26 Speaker 1 Uh, the green inferno where they land in the jungle and that tribe cuts off of a 43:29 Speaker 1 or a general lips and sews her up because she's a virgin. 43:31 Speaker 1 Then we talk about true, is that true? 43:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 43:35 Speaker 1 But it's not a real story. 43:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 43:38 Speaker 1 The green inferno, I mean, they got their stripes 43:39 Speaker 1 out there like where they go out in Amazon 43:40 Speaker 1 and they try to protect people from like, 43:43 Speaker 1 tearing down the Amazon and they get lost 43:45 Speaker 1 and they find, they go to protest these people 43:48 Speaker 1 tearing down the Amazon. 43:49 Speaker 1 Then they get into playing to leave 43:50 Speaker 1 and the plane fucks up into crashes 43:52 Speaker 1 and then this tribe captures them 43:53 Speaker 1 and they find this one girl's like a virgin 43:55 Speaker 1 so they cut off her vagina lips and eat them 43:57 Speaker 1 and they sew them up. 43:58 Speaker 1 Is this true? Is this a real story you've watched? 44:00 Speaker 1 It's based on true story. 44:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:02 Speaker 1 What they had it once. 44:03 Speaker 1 What's it rated? 44:04 Speaker 1 Or what do you think it was rated? 44:06 Speaker 1 Come on, okay? 44:08 Speaker 1 No, that's not real anymore. 44:12 Speaker 1 There was one that made back in the, 44:15 Speaker 1 I think it was the 60s. 44:16 Speaker 1 There was like a documentary or something 44:17 Speaker 1 that cut this dude's dick off and ate it. 44:18 Speaker 1 And then they made like a re-imagination of it 44:21 Speaker 1 like based on a true story is what it is. 44:24 Speaker 1 But the guy actually had his, it actually got cut off. 44:27 Speaker 1 And what I can remember, yeah. 44:29 Speaker 1 But is it true? 44:30 Speaker 1 It looked pretty real, yeah. 44:31 Speaker 1 I didn't know. 44:32 Speaker 1 I am not asking you how good the cinematic version was. 44:36 Speaker 1 I'm asking if it's a true story. 44:38 Speaker 1 That's what I'm asking you right now. 44:39 Speaker 1 It's not a true story. 44:40 Speaker 1 It looked really real. 44:41 Speaker 1 Well duh. 44:42 Speaker 1 It's a mason. 44:43 Speaker 1 Based on a true story, yes. 44:44 Speaker 1 Because there are those only contract 44:46 Speaker 1 tribes out there that settlers come and they eat of it. 44:49 Speaker 1 It's essentially kind of like Sentinel Island, 44:51 Speaker 1 but instead of being an island, they're in the Amazon. 44:54 Speaker 1 Like we've talked about that before. 44:56 Speaker 1 But I mean, if you were like, I'm not going to say you're in a tribe because I think when 45:01 Speaker 1 you're in a tribe, you kind of, you don't have social norms at all. 45:05 Speaker 1 So like a tribe, if they found you on the Amazon to you, you're, you're probably dinner, 45:11 Speaker 1 right? 45:12 Speaker 1 Like to them, that's not even weird. 45:13 Speaker 1 But if you now, knowing what you know now and you have the social norms you have now 45:16 Speaker 1 and the society you've lived in, how many days would you have to be without food? 45:24 Speaker 1 Or would you just die? 45:25 Speaker 1 Right? 45:26 Speaker 1 How many days would you have to go without food? 45:28 Speaker 1 If I put like a bicep burger in front of you, it was like, hey man, eat this human meat 45:36 Speaker 1 and you'll live. 45:37 Speaker 1 Would you just die or how many days would you wait to eat it? 45:40 Speaker 1 I don't really think there's anything immoral about eating humans if you're in a situation 45:45 Speaker 1 to where you have to do it to stay alive. 45:47 Speaker 1 Now if you're just like, okay, every goer, you're just eating for fun. 45:51 Speaker 1 You just, you just teed this up. 45:54 Speaker 1 many days would it be before you're like it's no longer moral. 45:58 Speaker 1 Uh, next time I got hungry probably. 46:01 Speaker 1 I'm going to hell, dude. 46:03 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, I don't think there's anything in the Bible that, uh, you know, I mean, obviously 46:09 Speaker 1 you can't do cannibals and for fun. 46:11 Speaker 1 But if you needed to in a sense, I think you could eat, uh, human meat. 46:14 Speaker 1 I think you'd be okay. 46:15 Speaker 1 Okay. 46:16 Speaker 1 So what's the, what's the, like no, no BS? 46:19 Speaker 1 What's the days that you think, man? 46:21 Speaker 1 If I got picked up and I was on an island, right? 46:26 Speaker 1 And I told you as the investigator, like, yeah, 46:28 Speaker 1 I had to eat a frickin' slow roast, you know, 46:33 Speaker 1 but chain it, you know what? 46:34 Speaker 1 I mean, you're gonna say that. 46:36 Speaker 1 But they said, well, how many days were you without food? 46:39 Speaker 1 Because that's what they're gonna ask you, obviously. 46:41 Speaker 1 How many days do you think is, 46:44 Speaker 1 like at that point you're good? 46:45 Speaker 1 Like they're gonna be like, yeah, dude, I don't blame you. 46:48 Speaker 1 Probably five, I would think. 46:49 Speaker 1 I 46:51 Speaker 1 Have already did three weeks without food and you're eating somebody after five days. That's freaking weird man. If there are they already dead 47:01 Speaker 1 Oh, I see you're saying like did they did they did they like lord of the flies this dude. Oh 47:07 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say he died in the plane crash and 47:14 Speaker 1 He's just been laying on the beach, you know, but like I'm this day that you tell me whatever day it was 47:21 Speaker 1 You were like I'm starving and then you went over and cut his butt cheek out and hung it up his jerky and started letting it dry out 47:29 Speaker 1 I would think day one you want to go ahead and cut the car above your meat 47:34 Speaker 1 It's got to go bad if not so you go here 47:37 Speaker 1 You're gonna be in a plane crash on in Boca 47:39 Speaker 1 You're gonna be on the thing. It's just cutting everybody up there like what happened? 47:43 Speaker 1 You're like hey, we crashed an hour ago man. I was preparing they're like Brandon 47:46 Speaker 1 There's a soft serve ice cream place right down the street. What are you doing? You didn't say that 47:51 Speaker 1 I mean, how long would you wait? 47:56 Speaker 1 I would wait until I knew 47:59 Speaker 1 Like I was going to lose consciousness or 48:03 Speaker 1 It was to the point like I would I would wait a solid two weeks 48:06 Speaker 1 I think I think two weeks is a fair because what I've heard now 48:09 Speaker 1 I don't know if this is true 48:10 Speaker 1 After the movie alive came out I did some research on cannibalism and all that 48:14 Speaker 1 allegedly, and again, I don't have any facts to back this up, but I think it's a well-known 48:20 Speaker 1 fact, when a person consumes another person, your body can't digest it properly. 48:29 Speaker 1 So it causes severe constipation, severe. 48:34 Speaker 1 So that would be another fear of mine. 48:36 Speaker 1 It's one thing to eat a human being because you're trying to stay alive. 48:38 Speaker 1 Could you imagine dying like Elvis on the toilet? 48:41 Speaker 1 You can't poop. 48:42 Speaker 1 That sucks. 48:43 Speaker 1 person and they literally killed you. Yeah, I think, you know, Elvis is saying, you know, 48:48 Speaker 1 a lot of drugs contributed his death. So unless you're doing a lot of drugs out there and the 48:51 Speaker 1 Amazon or whatnot, wherever you crash. But I think the problem is, I think where they get sick at 48:56 Speaker 1 or they can't digest it is it let this body just lay there for a couple days or a week and then 48:59 Speaker 1 they're like, oh, now we should probably eat it when you should start flying the dude as soon as 49:03 Speaker 1 you die. Like, and then hold off on eating them in case you have to because there's a difference 49:08 Speaker 1 between playing someone up and then actually going to eat them. Like you could play them up, cook them, 49:12 Speaker 1 is having their reserve in case you needed them but you never actually ate them. 49:15 Speaker 1 God dude, I hope you never get put in that situation with me or any 49:19 Speaker 1 fabulous. Like no you're not. I can see I can see me laying on the beach after a plane crash 49:24 Speaker 1 and we're on our way to North Sentinel Island right and like I'm laying there and I'm like 49:28 Speaker 1 and you're like dude are you okay and I'm like I can't feel anything below my waist you're like 49:32 Speaker 1 all right cool. Get her cut your legs off. But the good thing is you're going to be very 49:37 Speaker 1 folded back. Okay okay go there. So that's a good question would you if if that happened 49:41 Speaker 1 And you're in a situation where you were cut, like you were paralyzed from the waist down, 49:45 Speaker 1 right? 49:46 Speaker 1 And you were starving to death, but you're with me. 49:48 Speaker 1 And we had nothing to eat. 49:50 Speaker 1 And I said, Brandon, let me cut your calf off and we can eat it. 49:56 Speaker 1 Would you eat your own calf? 49:57 Speaker 1 Like, would you cannibalize yourself or is that too much for you? 50:01 Speaker 1 Or is that too much for you? 50:02 Speaker 1 I think that'd probably be okay. 50:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if I'm not going to use the lake either way, you know, like you're going to chop 50:07 Speaker 1 it off and whatnot, something's going to eat it. 50:09 Speaker 1 Whether it's going to be an animal around us or us. 50:10 Speaker 1 So we might as well eat it then I die. 50:12 Speaker 1 You would eat your own calf. 50:15 Speaker 1 If I had, if I was paralyzed, yeah, probably. 50:18 Speaker 1 And I was in the wilderness, 50:20 Speaker 1 but you're not just gonna chop your leg off 50:21 Speaker 1 cause you're hungry. 50:22 Speaker 1 And then you're fucked. 50:23 Speaker 1 Then you ain't got a fucking leg on the one and a half legs. 50:25 Speaker 1 But if you don't feel it, then it's not gonna be that bad. 50:28 Speaker 1 You know, just whack it off and then can you, 50:30 Speaker 1 can you live off your own body parts? 50:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't see why not. 50:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, like a morning. 50:35 Speaker 1 He said, Brandon, he's hair playing peanuts 50:38 Speaker 1 and pretzels on day one. 50:39 Speaker 1 And put it on day two. 50:41 Speaker 1 Hahaha. 50:42 Speaker 1 So hold on, let me check that. 50:44 Speaker 1 So if can I survive off eating my own body? 50:52 Speaker 1 I wanna say you can't. 50:53 Speaker 1 Like there's something weird about that, right? 50:55 Speaker 1 Oh, you're not. 50:56 Speaker 1 It's protein. 50:57 Speaker 1 All right, it says here, no, you cannot survive 50:59 Speaker 1 by eating your own body, attempting to sustain yourself 51:02 Speaker 1 through auto, oh, it's called auto cannibalism, 51:05 Speaker 1 is mathematically and biologically impossible 51:08 Speaker 1 as it will actually shorten your survival time 51:10 Speaker 1 rather than prolonging it. 51:13 Speaker 1 The law of thermodynamics, your body requires energy 51:15 Speaker 1 to digest food and heals wounds. 51:18 Speaker 1 The metabolic cost of processing food combined 51:23 Speaker 1 with the massive energy your immune system would 51:25 Speaker 1 expend to heal yourself inflicting wound, 51:29 Speaker 1 results in net energy loss, which means you die. 51:32 Speaker 1 So there would be a war if I cut your calf off, 51:35 Speaker 1 really you're just keeping me alive. 51:36 Speaker 1 but I'm gonna make you feel bad about having a bite, you know? 51:39 Speaker 1 But a paralyzed in my immune system is not going down there. 51:41 Speaker 1 They're not attacking anything, 51:42 Speaker 1 because I'm a paralyzed, right? 51:46 Speaker 1 I think your immune system still tries to heal you, 51:48 Speaker 1 even though you're paralyzed. 51:49 Speaker 1 Your immune system doesn't know your paralyzed. 51:51 Speaker 1 So if you cut somebody's foot off and they're paralyzed, 51:55 Speaker 1 it's not like the immune system's like, 51:56 Speaker 1 we don't need it, you know? 51:58 Speaker 1 Like they still try to heal it. 52:00 Speaker 1 Wait, so what, but why I don't understand? 52:01 Speaker 1 So you're saying if I cut my foot off on like day one, 52:04 Speaker 1 And I waited like two weeks to eat my foot. 52:07 Speaker 1 That's not gonna help me at all. 52:08 Speaker 1 I don't understand how it wouldn't help you. 52:11 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 52:11 Speaker 1 I mean, if you cut your foot off, 52:14 Speaker 1 your body's gonna be expanding so much energy 52:16 Speaker 1 trying to heal it. 52:18 Speaker 1 I mean, granted, I'll try to stop 52:20 Speaker 1 the bleeding the best I can, 52:22 Speaker 1 but we're on a deserted island. 52:23 Speaker 1 I don't have a lot of tools. 52:24 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 52:25 Speaker 1 Like I'm just gonna put my shirt around it 52:27 Speaker 1 and tell you to push it into the sand 52:29 Speaker 1 to stop the bleeding, you know? 52:30 Speaker 1 So you're gonna die, but I feel like 52:33 Speaker 1 you would feel better getting a bite of your foot. 52:36 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, I mean, obviously. 52:38 Speaker 1 So this makes no sense if you ever came up with this. 52:39 Speaker 1 I think they're just trying to keep you from eating yourself 52:41 Speaker 1 because if I chop my foot off and gave it to you 52:43 Speaker 1 and you chop your foot off and gave it to me, 52:44 Speaker 1 that'd be perfectly fine. 52:46 Speaker 1 But if you get it off, I think we're still 52:48 Speaker 1 losing the energy from chopping our feet off. 52:51 Speaker 1 That's the problem. 52:52 Speaker 1 If you chop something off, you're gonna die quicker 52:55 Speaker 1 because of the injury. 52:57 Speaker 1 So that's what they're telling you not to do. 52:58 Speaker 1 Now, I don't know if you, 53:01 Speaker 1 I mean, like that dude that died in the Alaskan wilderness, 53:04 Speaker 1 on the bus, what was his name? 53:06 Speaker 1 It's the wild that the documentary they did. 53:10 Speaker 1 He died of starvation. 53:12 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing if he was, you know, 53:15 Speaker 1 the day before he died of starvation, 53:17 Speaker 1 if he said screw this, 53:19 Speaker 1 any cut a couple digits off and cut, you know, 53:21 Speaker 1 a couple, maybe a thumb or something and ate that, 53:25 Speaker 1 it'd probably give him a day or two more. 53:28 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess if you're close, 53:30 Speaker 1 maybe you just say screw it and risk it. 53:32 Speaker 1 Unlike you, I wouldn't do it on day five. 53:35 Speaker 1 They go to save you after a week 53:39 Speaker 1 and you're completely armless and footless. 53:41 Speaker 1 You're just like, hey guys, roll me to the helicopter. 53:46 Speaker 1 Like that was delicious, I taste good. 53:48 Speaker 1 You're like in other news, 53:50 Speaker 1 Brandon Thrasher was found on the island of, 53:53 Speaker 1 oh, the Bahamas. 53:55 Speaker 1 He was in a small plane crash. 53:56 Speaker 1 He was there for four days. 53:58 Speaker 1 And he was found he was without arms or legs. 54:00 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, I mean, yeah, let's say five days. 54:05 Speaker 1 It's almost already. 54:06 Speaker 1 And like I said, you got to prepare the meat. 54:07 Speaker 1 I mean, two weeks up a guy laying on the beach, 54:09 Speaker 1 it's not going to be good anymore. 54:09 Speaker 1 You're going to die either way. 54:11 Speaker 1 OK, dude, I hate to ask this question. 54:13 Speaker 1 But now I got to know if you were in a plane crash 54:16 Speaker 1 and I died and I'm dead, but you have your pet, 54:20 Speaker 1 like a pet dog with you. 54:21 Speaker 1 And he's alive. 54:23 Speaker 1 Do you eat me first? 54:25 Speaker 1 Or do you kill the dog and eat the dog first? 54:29 Speaker 1 We probably eat you first. 54:30 Speaker 1 I would have managed to eat. 54:31 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 54:32 Speaker 1 What is wrong with you, dude? 54:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. 54:34 Speaker 1 What's his face though? 54:35 Speaker 1 Tattoos didn't taste good. 54:37 Speaker 1 So he got a lot of tattoos. 54:38 Speaker 1 We had to cut around the tattoos, I guess. 54:39 Speaker 1 Who said that? 54:40 Speaker 1 What? 54:41 Speaker 1 Who said that tattoos don't taste good? 54:44 Speaker 1 Oh, it was Jeffrey Dahmer, I think. 54:46 Speaker 1 Is that true? 54:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, someone said someone that like to eat people 54:50 Speaker 1 said he wouldn't target people with tattoos 54:52 Speaker 1 because the tattoos ruined the skin. 54:53 Speaker 1 And he liked the skin. 54:55 Speaker 1 Oh, that's good for me. 54:56 Speaker 1 All right. 54:57 Speaker 1 You're screwed. 54:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:59 Speaker 1 You got anything else that there? 55:00 Speaker 1 Any questions? 55:02 Speaker 1 That was just some sorry. 55:03 Speaker 1 We got a weird cannibal kick there. 55:05 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 55:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, you have some great shit. 55:07 Speaker 1 All right, we're going to get to. 55:08 Speaker 1 Delidos the Dummies. 55:11 Speaker 1 That's your Delidos Darno. 55:15 Speaker 1 Delidos Darno. 55:18 Speaker 1 Delidos Darno. 55:20 Speaker 1 Who's for you? 55:23 Speaker 1 Delidos Darno. 55:26 Speaker 1 Delidos Darno. 55:28 Speaker 1 They lead those dumb dudes from Brandon East. 55:33 Speaker 1 Bring it back. 55:34 Speaker 1 M OK. 55:34 Speaker 1 Kevin County D8 provides update after noon and officer shoots 55:37 Speaker 1 and kills 18 year old. 55:38 Speaker 1 So this happened right across from the school that I went to. 55:42 Speaker 1 Well, it was like a, was it not? 55:45 Speaker 1 Is the vocational where you like learned to work with your hands 55:47 Speaker 1 like welding and construction and stuff like that 55:49 Speaker 1 is like vocational school? 55:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, kind of a vote tech. 55:53 Speaker 1 So my main school was EC obviously. 55:55 Speaker 1 Second school was CEC. 55:56 Speaker 1 I'd go over there and do welding and whatnot. 55:57 Speaker 1 some college classes during high school right across or that the road is on 56:00 Speaker 1 it's M.O.K. Junior Drive and as we talked about earlier anything with M.O.K. 56:03 Speaker 1 or M.O.K. Junior associated with it you know you're in a bad area you need to 56:06 Speaker 1 leave immediately. So essentially what happened here is about one in the 56:09 Speaker 1 morning a kid is running from the cops, cop goes and tells him to stop, tries 56:15 Speaker 1 to use the taser at first, did not work, kid turned around and goes to 56:18 Speaker 1 branch a weapon and the cops, he would then kill them 18 year old kid. Now now 56:24 Speaker 1 Now the family in the community like I ain't do nothing wrong. 56:27 Speaker 1 I ain't do nothing wrong. 56:29 Speaker 1 I was too that key. 56:30 Speaker 1 What you're doing? 56:31 Speaker 1 Well, it turns out this kid was actually facing charges for a rape case in Carroll County 56:35 Speaker 1 County over when he was 17, I believe. 56:38 Speaker 1 And now all these people in the community are going up to the I think Friday, they're going 56:44 Speaker 1 up to the new employee station. 56:45 Speaker 1 They're going to do a protest out there where terrific is crazy. 56:48 Speaker 1 A few more of them who didn't do nothing is going to get shot also. 56:51 Speaker 1 But what so confusing to me is, 56:54 Speaker 1 I don't understand these kids that wanna be gangsters. 56:57 Speaker 1 Like if you're gonna wanna be a gangster, 56:59 Speaker 1 why are you not watching more cowboy movies? 57:01 Speaker 1 You get your draw quicker. 57:02 Speaker 1 You know, like if you're gonna pull a gun on a cop, 57:03 Speaker 1 you want your draw quick, quick draw, quick draw. 57:06 Speaker 1 And you wanna be able to fight back. 57:07 Speaker 1 So I don't understand what makes sense to me, 57:09 Speaker 1 like you're gonna pull a gun. 57:10 Speaker 1 You better be ready to use it. 57:12 Speaker 1 Now on the flip side of this, obviously, 57:14 Speaker 1 if you pull a gun on a cop, he's gonna shoot you, 57:15 Speaker 1 unless you're quick and you shoot him first. 57:17 Speaker 1 But, and then you're in a whole nother world of hurt. 57:19 Speaker 1 world pain and cause I think that's probably arguably worse 57:22 Speaker 1 than the state of Georgia get shot by a cop and shoot a cop. 57:25 Speaker 1 You probably better off diet, but it's just going on here 57:28 Speaker 1 in the whole town, hometown and like I said, 57:29 Speaker 1 we talked about the MLK Jr and his drives and everything. 57:33 Speaker 1 And this is where this one happened. 57:34 Speaker 1 So it'd be interesting. 57:36 Speaker 1 I'm gonna drive by on Friday up there and see how things 57:38 Speaker 1 are going. 57:39 Speaker 1 See how big well a poll we get out there 57:41 Speaker 1 and see what kind of shit happens. 57:42 Speaker 1 It just, I don't know, maybe that should be looking 57:44 Speaker 1 into why the kid was running around at one of the morning 57:47 Speaker 1 on like a, it was like a Tuesday or something. 57:49 Speaker 1 or a fun day. 57:51 Speaker 1 I, you know, it's interesting. 57:53 Speaker 1 This is the one thing I never understood 57:55 Speaker 1 about these awesome ball shootings. 57:57 Speaker 1 And I think I've told the story before 57:59 Speaker 1 in another podcast or whatever, but in 1998, 58:03 Speaker 1 I was working at Edwards Air Force Base in California 58:08 Speaker 1 and Tech Sergeant Butler. 58:10 Speaker 1 He was a shift sergeant that worked with us. 58:14 Speaker 1 And I was off duty and he pulled a car over 58:16 Speaker 1 at one o'clock in the morning. 58:18 Speaker 1 And when he went up, the guy who got pulled over for DUI, 58:20 Speaker 1 because he was swerving, and he went up, talked to the guy. 58:23 Speaker 1 And the guy is very, very cordial, all that stuff. 58:26 Speaker 1 At that time, we didn't have body cameras. 58:30 Speaker 1 They only had the camera in the car. 58:31 Speaker 1 So you could hear him, you could see him. 58:34 Speaker 1 And he looks back at the car, and he gets on his radio, 58:37 Speaker 1 and he's like, hey, I need a backup unit here, 58:39 Speaker 1 because he needed to do FSTs. 58:42 Speaker 1 And he was, I mean, he was by far the oldest guy 58:44 Speaker 1 on the forest, right? 58:46 Speaker 1 I mean, he was the shift sergeant. 58:48 Speaker 1 So he was probably 50. 58:49 Speaker 1 And the backup said Roger that on my way. 58:53 Speaker 1 Well, when the backup got there, 58:55 Speaker 1 he was on the street and he had been shot in the face. 58:58 Speaker 1 Oh, and they said when they went back and looked 59:00 Speaker 1 at the camera and all that, this kid, 59:02 Speaker 1 and he was young, dude, he was probably 19, 20. 59:05 Speaker 1 He asked him if he had a lighter. 59:08 Speaker 1 And the sergeant Butler looked over and he said, 59:12 Speaker 1 do you have a lighter? 59:13 Speaker 1 And he goes, let me check. 59:14 Speaker 1 And he was like, he's like, yeah, man. 59:16 Speaker 1 I'll get you out and you smoke a cigarette. 59:18 Speaker 1 Like, you know, we're going to make this as cordial as possible. 59:20 Speaker 1 When he looked down, the kid had a gun like this and he just pulled the trigger and shot 59:24 Speaker 1 him in the cheek and killed him. 59:26 Speaker 1 But the craziest part about the story is about an hour before that he had taken a friend 59:33 Speaker 1 from the club to the dump in near Edwards Air Force Base and he'd executed him at the dump. 59:40 Speaker 1 Put him on his knees, put the gun to back with said and blows brains out, right? 59:44 Speaker 1 All this goes down and guess what this kid goes and does. 59:47 Speaker 1 He's on the run at this point, right? 59:49 Speaker 1 You got every cop looking for me. 59:50 Speaker 1 I like County coming in and you got all these different police officers. 59:53 Speaker 1 Guess what this guy goes and does? 59:56 Speaker 1 Oh, does he kill himself? 59:57 Speaker 1 He goes to a close dormitory complex, right? 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Finds the gym in this dormitory and proceeds to shoot himself in that. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 Oh, damn. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 I've never understood that. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 I've never understood this. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 It's like these idiots, like you're saying, 1:00:14 Speaker 1 You know, you go through, like you see these instances 1:00:16 Speaker 1 like this one and it's like, okay, you're gonna, 1:00:19 Speaker 1 if you're gonna go and you're gonna get into an altercation 1:00:21 Speaker 1 with law enforcement, have a plan, dude. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would shoot out or something or like a plan. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 I watched, yeah, like I've watched enough heat 1:00:28 Speaker 1 and Batman to know that, you know, 1:00:30 Speaker 1 are you gonna win? 1:00:31 Speaker 1 Probably not. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 I mean, very rarely you're gonna win. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 However, don't take pop shots or pop, you know, 1:00:38 Speaker 1 at frickin' cops and these cowardly acts 1:00:41 Speaker 1 and then go and kill yourself. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 It just doesn't make any sense to me. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, you might as well kidnap one of them or something. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Hold them in. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 Like if I was gonna do something really, 1:00:48 Speaker 1 if I was gonna be bad dude, 1:00:50 Speaker 1 if I was gonna be really bad, 1:00:51 Speaker 1 like I would totally, 1:00:54 Speaker 1 gotta say I'm gonna word this. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 What are the people called that delivered the money 1:00:58 Speaker 1 to the ATMs? 1:01:00 Speaker 1 Uh, are them truck drivers? 1:01:03 Speaker 1 Money truck. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, money trucks, right? 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Like if I'm gonna like take somebody hostage, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 it's gonna be him, right? 1:01:10 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna like have him drive me somewhere. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna be, I'm gonna become really good friends with them, right? 1:01:16 Speaker 1 And I'll be like, look, dude, here's the deal. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 I'll leave you half the money buried under that tree over there, 1:01:20 Speaker 1 if you just say that I was black or I was like, you know what I mean? 1:01:24 Speaker 1 Like just change my- 1:01:25 Speaker 1 I don't care, I don't care. 1:01:27 Speaker 1 I don't care. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Just don't tell him he's bald white with a beard, right? 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Like I need you to lie for me. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 And if he's like, yeah, I'll do it. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 Even if he lies to me, I'm not gonna kill him. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 You know, like at the end of the day, 1:01:38 Speaker 1 we all, all these people want something. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 Like this kid that was running away from this cop, 1:01:43 Speaker 1 What was he doing? 1:01:43 Speaker 1 What was the reason for the altercation? 1:01:46 Speaker 1 Doing some hood shit, probably. 1:01:47 Speaker 1 I mean, over that area, it's rough, man. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 That was the school I told you. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 We had like a code reds like every day 1:01:51 Speaker 1 because across the street they would shoot, 1:01:53 Speaker 1 the hood would be shooting each other up 1:01:54 Speaker 1 and we'd have to go like code red or something. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 It's just a few of these transfers. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 I mean, even if you're thinking about robbing somebody, 1:02:00 Speaker 1 I mean, if I'm not granted, 1:02:01 Speaker 1 if I'm robbing a drug dealer or I'm robbing like a money house 1:02:05 Speaker 1 or something like that, I get that. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 I get that, okay? 1:02:08 Speaker 1 Like if you want to knock off something like that 1:02:10 Speaker 1 in a bad part of town 1:02:11 Speaker 1 and you're getting a monetary value out of it 1:02:14 Speaker 1 and a cop intervenes. 1:02:16 Speaker 1 At that point, dude, just lived in Rob another day. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 I mean, hey, man, my bad, I'm in the wrong spot. 1:02:21 Speaker 1 Sorry, sir, you know? 1:02:22 Speaker 1 And then do it again tomorrow. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 It's not like that cops can be there, 1:02:25 Speaker 1 but they instead, they decide to get into a shootout 1:02:27 Speaker 1 and you're never gonna win. 1:02:28 Speaker 1 And another impressive part of this is you said 1:02:30 Speaker 1 that they've taste him and it was ineffective. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 I've never seen that be ineffective. 1:02:37 Speaker 1 I've been hit with it, 1:02:38 Speaker 1 it was a taser more time than I wanna talk about. 1:02:39 Speaker 1 and trust me, you could do anything on God's green earth 1:02:42 Speaker 1 to my body and I would not fight you at all. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, it says the officer ran after, so when the officer 1:02:50 Speaker 1 approached to speak the driver, so they're in a car, 1:02:51 Speaker 1 five man exited the car, one man walked toward it 1:02:54 Speaker 1 nearby home while the other four fled on foot, 1:02:56 Speaker 1 officer ran after Dorsey, 1:02:57 Speaker 1 repeatedly ordering him to stop. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 Investigators said the officer first deployed a taser, 1:03:00 Speaker 1 proved ineffective. 1:03:02 Speaker 1 It's a taste continued, officer saw Dorsey pull a handgun 1:03:04 Speaker 1 from his police band according to GBI. 1:03:06 Speaker 1 Officer ordered Dorsey to stop and drop the weapon 1:03:09 Speaker 1 for opening fire striking him multiple times. 1:03:11 Speaker 1 So yeah, let's say if you want to be a cowboy, 1:03:14 Speaker 1 but it gets you first shot off quick. 1:03:15 Speaker 1 So I'm not gonna tell you that for anybody 1:03:17 Speaker 1 on the moj driver in the area of immokay driver, 1:03:20 Speaker 1 honest. 1:03:21 Speaker 1 I know if you're on a mo gay boulevard, 1:03:23 Speaker 1 you have no chance of getting that shot off first. 1:03:25 Speaker 1 Cause those cops, they pull you over with their gun out. 1:03:28 Speaker 1 You know, it's like, hey, Brandon, how are you today? 1:03:30 Speaker 1 The guns behind their back. 1:03:31 Speaker 1 Like there's no way they're getting killed 1:03:32 Speaker 1 on a mo gay boulevard. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 This is it. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 Come on. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Well, they're just not the smartest people either. 1:03:37 Speaker 1 Like if you're gonna pull, you better be ready 1:03:38 Speaker 1 shoot and second off why this guy's not wearing more body armor and I mean like they got dude 1:03:43 Speaker 1 I got a bunch of scamming money and a bunch of drug money like buy some body armor off the internet 1:03:47 Speaker 1 It's pretty cheap and easy and it's get you a lot of money wants to buy some I have a lot of it 1:03:51 Speaker 1 I'll go to him. Okay, drive like oh, what why in watch this I'm selling it 1:03:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean I could I could probably make enough money for my vacation. Let me give 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Armor and I'm here to all all the serial numbers come back to me, you know 1:04:05 Speaker 1 They're like, oh, dang, you chuck another one another one that survived because Chuck sold him body armor 1:04:11 Speaker 1 Okay, it's 300 bucks 300 bucks. Yeah, then you got videos coming out by why ends are now bullet-proofing a lane 1:04:16 Speaker 1 See cops shooting down and just they're falling down and getting up and running again like what what are this? 1:04:21 Speaker 1 It'd be traced back to a truck our best 1:04:26 Speaker 1 Whole footage that he was mad that Marta was creeping closer to his house 1:04:29 Speaker 1 They wanted to, it wanted to why is it take out the cop because 1:04:33 Speaker 1 Marta was because Marta was denied closer to his home. 1:04:37 Speaker 1 He said, I can sell my body armor. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 I don't need it. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 That's exactly. 1:04:41 Speaker 1 There you go. 1:04:42 Speaker 1 Go shoot up the street, you little. 1:04:43 Speaker 1 He's in. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 All right. 1:04:45 Speaker 1 We're going to get out of here. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 Hopefully the braids get to get a win tonight. 1:04:48 Speaker 1 If you're here in the live stream that makes sense to you, if not, is the day after 1:04:51 Speaker 1 and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1:04:52 Speaker 1 But everything is now live first. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 So if you want to come hang out live stream, we really appreciate it. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 We have a good time over here. 1:04:59 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 Numbers are going up and up on YouTube and Spotify. 1:05:03 Speaker 1 Seems to be working well. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 So let's just keep hoping everything goes with my name is Brandon. 1:05:08 Speaker 1 We're going to get on out of here to shut you in. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 I think we're going to head on out. 1:05:10 Speaker 1 His name is Brandon and we're going to go ahead and get out of here. 1:05:13 Speaker 1 All right. 1:05:14 Speaker 1 That was good. 1:05:15 Speaker 1 See you in the next one.