Would You Rather Have An STD Or ED EP-406 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-07
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 Officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you that sounds like a personal problem now 0:37 Speaker 1 Buckle up and enjoy the show dozers 0:40 Speaker 1 The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for comedic purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Iyer's Facebook, me and Thresher. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, officers! 0:47 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like on STP with a... 0:50 Speaker 1 I would have had a tell Wednesday as we crust over 100,000 views on the YouTube channel, 1:04 Speaker 1 The Daily Doze Show and almost 500 followers. 1:07 Speaker 1 So go over there and subscribe, we really appreciate it. 1:09 Speaker 1 On this day in history, the Gaza War kicked off after Hamas led militants did a surprise 1:15 Speaker 1 attack on Israel from Gaza. 1:16 Speaker 1 October 7th, 2023 has been going on for three years. 1:19 Speaker 1 Doesn't seem like that long but it is my name is Brandon Thrasher the day that I don't show over this Chuck Charles iron fist looking like 1:25 Speaker 1 God's coming down to shadow the light on them. I do I do have a lot of light coming through right now 1:29 Speaker 1 I mean it's what's crazy. It's not even coming through the window. It's bouncing off my truck and hitting me in the face 1:34 Speaker 1 So oh it's just my truck right now. That's blinding me 1:37 Speaker 1 I can tell when the earth's rotating though like from where I where I sleep at depending on the time 1:42 Speaker 1 Like I noticed this morning the sun got to me a little quicker 1:44 Speaker 1 So the sun's coming in a different angle now that the earth's rotating and we're about to get into daylight savings time here 1:49 Speaker 1 And what November probably we got about a month till we do that bullshit. We're gonna get six 1:53 Speaker 1 I think it's freaking Halloween night. Oh 1:56 Speaker 1 Damn, that sucks, but 2:01 Speaker 1 Wait winter winter forward, right? No fall back. What are you talking about? How does that make any sense winter forward? 2:08 Speaker 1 March on 2:10 Speaker 1 I think in December time does forward eight hours. Okay, so when winter is fall fall back that sucks 2:17 Speaker 1 So so yes, well, I guess it really doesn't suck that just means 2:20 Speaker 1 All the kiddos are gonna be a little more sleep done that weekend, right? That's good. Yeah, yeah 2:25 Speaker 1 I guess Sunday night go or Saturday night going into Sunday 2:28 Speaker 1 So that'd be nice except for the people that work night shift 2:31 Speaker 1 I guess that's gonna suck for them and they get a working extra hour and I think it's unpaid is that how it works? 2:36 Speaker 1 Well, I think because it does it at two so two you work 2:39 Speaker 1 like if you work from like, I don't know, seven to five, I think that's a shift. I'm not quite sure. 2:44 Speaker 1 You work seven to five at two o'clock, two fifty nine, it's going to go bounce back to two o'clock. 2:49 Speaker 1 So then you got to work till five because I don't think they can change it either way, 2:53 Speaker 1 because if they did, it's going to screw everybody up like the whole operation for these night people. 2:57 Speaker 1 Well, if you're an hourly worker though, they have to pay you for that hour. So that shift, 3:02 Speaker 1 you're just making nine hours worth of pay. They can't not pay you, right? 3:06 Speaker 1 I don't know man, time says they don't. 3:08 Speaker 1 This time says that hour never existed. 3:11 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. 3:12 Speaker 1 We need somebody that actually works hourly jobs to let us know how that works because 3:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:17 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 3:18 Speaker 1 I know that when you're in college or you're young, fall back is always the best party 3:23 Speaker 1 night of the year because the bars stay open an extra hour, which is great. 3:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess it depends where you are because most bars close at what to. 3:32 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 3:33 Speaker 1 So I guess it hits to 259 and it comes back to. 3:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:36 Speaker 1 got up your your party in forever. I mean, it's just it's awesome. It's good. 3:39 Speaker 1 Extra drugs, extra drugs and ketamine off cocks. So be careful. Oh my God. I listen to the 3:45 Speaker 1 I listen to all the phone calls from that stupid Cornell situation today. And I just 3:52 Speaker 1 now I'm dumber for having done it. Have you heard them yet? Where she called all the guys 3:57 Speaker 1 and was like recording them as she was accusing them of what they did? Oh, yeah, she's like 4:03 Speaker 1 like, uh, I know once she was like, I mean, everything sexually was legal. Uh, and then 4:07 Speaker 1 she's like, asked him like, what exactly happened? He's like, uh, you asked me if we 4:11 Speaker 1 wanted to have a threesome with somebody. So I went down to random guy and told him 4:14 Speaker 1 to come on over and, uh, we had a threesome. She said, what about the other people in 4:18 Speaker 1 the room? I were just hanging out, you know, party got crowded up there and they would 4:21 Speaker 1 move into the room, which like he said, it's not uncommon to be having sex in a room with 4:25 Speaker 1 someone to college. And there's a bunch of bystanders around, not uncommon. He said, 4:29 Speaker 1 he said, there were so many people in the room. Don't you remember? They had to go out 4:31 Speaker 1 on the stairwell or on the balcony. 4:34 Speaker 1 You think there were so many people that could even be in the room? 4:36 Speaker 1 I mean, there's a small part of it that feels bad for her. 4:39 Speaker 1 But after after listening to all the recordings, now it's more obvious to me 4:45 Speaker 1 that she just had to change art and it sucks. 4:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. These guys eventually they're all screwed. 4:50 Speaker 1 Every one of them are done. 4:52 Speaker 1 Who are the guys? 4:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. 4:54 Speaker 1 Oh, for what? 4:55 Speaker 1 What? I mean, there's there's nothing in New York law that they can be charged with. 4:59 Speaker 1 Nowadays, it doesn't matter. 5:00 Speaker 1 If you get accused of something like that, you're guilty until proven innocent. 5:04 Speaker 1 These dudes are now being guilty. 5:06 Speaker 1 Well, they're being made guilty because of this girl's actions. 5:10 Speaker 1 And she's probably going to, like I said, she's going to be the poster child for bad decisions. 5:14 Speaker 1 So I mean, she was even asking about the ketamine. 5:16 Speaker 1 She's like, and then I took ketamine. 5:17 Speaker 1 Do you remember that? 5:18 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, you asked for it. 5:21 Speaker 1 She's like, she's like, well, you knew I was hammered when I got there. 5:24 Speaker 1 And he's like, uh, no, she, no, she said, you, I told you, um, but I, what, 5:30 Speaker 1 How'd she word it? 5:31 Speaker 1 Something like I told you I drank 10 shots before I got there. 5:35 Speaker 1 And then he said, actually you told me you were sober. 5:39 Speaker 1 Like everything she said was like different. 5:41 Speaker 1 But anyway, that was a wild, wild story. 5:44 Speaker 1 I think it's probably in the end, you know, 5:46 Speaker 1 you think about that, you know, 5:47 Speaker 1 we do all the social media. 5:48 Speaker 1 I've never had a customer be like, 5:50 Speaker 1 oh, you're that guy that does all the crazy shit 5:51 Speaker 1 on the internet? 5:52 Speaker 1 Like I don't want your business. 5:53 Speaker 1 And so if these guys are going to look for jobs, 5:55 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously they're probably finance bros 5:57 Speaker 1 for the most part. 5:58 Speaker 1 I mean, Cornell's like a finance school, isn't it? 6:00 Speaker 1 like a company. Is it? Is it? I thought it was a law school. Oh, maybe it is. I have no idea. 6:04 Speaker 1 But if it is law, I mean, either way, they're going to get a job no matter what. And it probably 6:08 Speaker 1 is going to help them out a little bit. Like if someone remembers them from this case and they're 6:11 Speaker 1 like, Oh, no, we're not going to have you hear your rapist. But first of all, I never went to 6:15 Speaker 1 court for it off the bat. Second off, I'm glad you told me that because I wouldn't want to work 6:19 Speaker 1 with you begin with. So I think it's going to do them a favor here in the in the long run. But 6:23 Speaker 1 right now they're like, What the fuck man? And I'm surprised they've not released the name of the 6:26 Speaker 1 Chick. I don't know if they've got like a gag order to where they can't release the name of her. But as soon as her name gets out to, uh, 6:32 Speaker 1 she's probably not going to have the best, uh, career of her life either. No one like, oh, fuck you. We cannot invite Cindy to any of our work parties or she's going to say someone raped her. 6:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's she would never pass the Chuck test to be my wife. She would never be able to pass those questions that I like. 6:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. Now the whole world knows like why her name is going to come out no matter what. It just seems like a bad idea. She just she took a scenario that she regretted doing. 6:56 Speaker 1 And now she just made it America's business. 6:59 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know. 7:00 Speaker 1 Like, what are you doing? 7:00 Speaker 1 It was not the right decision. 7:02 Speaker 1 I will say, you know, speaking of like, 7:03 Speaker 1 you're doing social media and like, 7:04 Speaker 1 customers not wanting you to do work for them 7:06 Speaker 1 because you're social media posts. 7:08 Speaker 1 I did an estimate today. 7:10 Speaker 1 This was one of the biggest private estimates 7:15 Speaker 1 I've ever done. 7:16 Speaker 1 All right. 7:16 Speaker 1 I mean, just for a house, it was $20,000, 7:18 Speaker 1 which you don't really see that very often 7:20 Speaker 1 with tree removal estimates that high. 7:24 Speaker 1 But the guy was older, it was all in the backyard, 7:27 Speaker 1 there was a pool blocking the exit. 7:29 Speaker 1 So the guys literally have to carry everything 7:32 Speaker 1 through the garage. 7:33 Speaker 1 They have to walk through a garage door 7:34 Speaker 1 and then out the other garage door to get all the wood out. 7:36 Speaker 1 And these trees are huge. 7:37 Speaker 1 And there's like 20 of them. 7:38 Speaker 1 I know, it's gonna suck for them, not me. 7:41 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I'm talking to the guy 7:43 Speaker 1 and we're talking forever and he's just a chatter box. 7:46 Speaker 1 And then he goes, he goes, can I tell you something, 7:48 Speaker 1 but don't be weirded out. 7:51 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah, it's fine, what's up? 7:52 Speaker 1 And he goes, I was on social media the other day. 7:56 Speaker 1 And I wasn't trying to stalk or anything. 7:58 Speaker 1 And I go, oh my God. 8:01 Speaker 1 Like this old man listened to the show, right? 8:04 Speaker 1 Immediately I'm going, this is gonna be so bad 8:06 Speaker 1 because he's in his 70s. 8:08 Speaker 1 And he goes, he goes, is your wife's name Megan? 8:12 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah, yeah. 8:13 Speaker 1 And he goes, would you believe that she was 8:15 Speaker 1 a recommended friend? 8:16 Speaker 1 I'm a friend list. 8:17 Speaker 1 And I recommended that I hit the recommend button 8:20 Speaker 1 or whatever you call it, the accept button. 8:22 Speaker 1 And she hasn't accepted me yet, but she has a lot of stuff that ain't private. 8:26 Speaker 1 And I saw your substitute teacher. 8:28 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, cool. 8:29 Speaker 1 And I was like, is that all you saw? 8:30 Speaker 1 And he goes, yeah. 8:31 Speaker 1 And I was like, OK, thank God. 8:33 Speaker 1 So it's funny that now when I do this kind of stuff and I meet with people like strangers 8:38 Speaker 1 in Atlanta, if they ever look at me and go, hey, can I tell you something? 8:41 Speaker 1 My heart stops immediately. 8:44 Speaker 1 And I'm like, here we go. 8:45 Speaker 1 Here it is. 8:46 Speaker 1 Hey, so talk to me about when you guys talked about this penis thing and midgets. 8:51 Speaker 1 I'm like what so it's really it is hard to escape 8:56 Speaker 1 The online stuff, right? 8:58 Speaker 1 And so I think that she is gonna have it much worse than us 9:01 Speaker 1 But I still think the guys are gonna have to deal with that their whole life because could you imagine? 9:04 Speaker 1 You know, you're you're doing a job like you do our job that I do and at the end of giving the estimate 9:09 Speaker 1 They're like hey gonna tell you something. I know you're one of those gang rapers 9:14 Speaker 1 We're either one that had a ketamine snorted off your cock 9:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, man, back in the day, it was cocaine for us. 9:20 Speaker 1 I tell you what, heroin. 9:21 Speaker 1 Because, dude, customers don't care. 9:24 Speaker 1 There's no boundaries with customers. 9:26 Speaker 1 They will ask you anything, they will say anything, and they don't care. 9:30 Speaker 1 So I think that these guys are going to have a rough time. 9:32 Speaker 1 I mean, if I'm just having to worry about my time on a podcast being leaked to customers, 9:37 Speaker 1 I can't imagine if I do what these guys do. 9:39 Speaker 1 Because it's embarrassing. 9:40 Speaker 1 I mean, I keep, dude, I've been trying to wrap my brain around this all day, and I can't 9:45 Speaker 1 do it because in the in the call he said that he looked at the girl and she said she wanted 9:49 Speaker 1 to have a threesome and he said, all right, with who? And she said, I don't care. And this 9:55 Speaker 1 dude, this dude walked into a room full of dudes. First duty came to he said, Hey, do 10:00 Speaker 1 you want to go do this? And he said, the guys exact words were y'all. And he followed him 10:07 Speaker 1 upstairs. I can't even imagine a time in my life that if you would have walked up to me, 10:13 Speaker 1 I was at like a club or a bar or party and you were like yo, dude. 10:18 Speaker 1 This is what's going down. 10:20 Speaker 1 Are you in there? 10:22 Speaker 1 There's no way I would say yes. 10:25 Speaker 1 There's a chance. 10:27 Speaker 1 What's a Molly and Zans, man? 10:28 Speaker 1 You probably would say yes. 10:30 Speaker 1 Okay. 10:30 Speaker 1 Well, one, I wouldn't be on Molly and Zans. 10:32 Speaker 1 Why you had a club then? 10:33 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 10:35 Speaker 1 I was, I go to club. 10:35 Speaker 1 I went to clubs all the time when I was younger. 10:37 Speaker 1 I never did Molly or Zans. 10:39 Speaker 1 You never didn't Molly there. 10:40 Speaker 1 That's like the number one club drug. 10:41 Speaker 1 I don't know why I don't I don't think most clubgoers do Molly 10:46 Speaker 1 I think that's like you are the exception here 10:49 Speaker 1 I don't think a lot of people do Molly in a club truck 10:52 Speaker 1 You were the only person in that club not on drugs more than likely 10:56 Speaker 1 What no dude the clubs that I went are you talking about a club or a bar? 11:02 Speaker 1 Oh 11:04 Speaker 1 Molly is the number one drug for clubs like that with not not everybody does Molly in a drug 11:10 Speaker 1 I guarantee you half of the constituents or whatever you call them, Patreons. 11:14 Speaker 1 I'm looking it up. 11:15 Speaker 1 I guarantee you half of them are not on drugs and they're only using alcohol. 11:19 Speaker 1 Listeners do drugs. 11:23 Speaker 1 What? 11:30 Speaker 1 I'm saying, uh, it's just some Reddit posts. 11:32 Speaker 1 It's really hard to find how many people do drugs at a damn club. 11:35 Speaker 1 But I would say, I mean, I would guess that, I mean, if you're going to find 11:38 Speaker 1 anybody that's on Molly and cocaine. It's got to be at a club. 11:41 Speaker 1 It says right here, illicit and synthetic drugs. Is that what you'd consider Molly? 11:46 Speaker 1 Oh, illicit. It's not said. I guess it is synthetic. Yeah. 11:49 Speaker 1 OK, studies focusing specifically on electronic music festivals and late night 11:54 Speaker 1 clubs. Can we can we say that's what we're talking about here? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. 11:58 Speaker 1 Subs is like MDMA, ecstasy, cocaine, amphetamines and new psychoactive 12:03 Speaker 1 substances are reported in the past year to have been used on average. Oh, man, this is a really bad average 20 to 60%. 12:16 Speaker 1 That's like the 60s. Not everybody. I mean, you know, because I'm a guy in 60. So let's say 50. I can get behind 50%. But even then, most of the people that I went with, 12:26 Speaker 1 I went out with where I met there not that I don't I think I would know that it seemed to be on anything 12:31 Speaker 1 They seem be high on life, you know 12:33 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah 12:34 Speaker 1 I mean there's really just no point in going to a club if you're not gonna take some kind of drug because it just makes it a 12:38 Speaker 1 Whole lot better right a walling what's going on man. I see you over there because if you're not gonna take drugs 12:42 Speaker 1 If you're not gonna take a little example for people 12:44 Speaker 1 Just go just go to a bar then like there's no room for people on a club 12:47 Speaker 1 That's not on drugs right like there other people you know cuz you know blow the high and everything 12:52 Speaker 1 It's gonna be weird if you don't want to do drugs or if you just want to do you know a lot cocaine is big at the bars in general 12:58 Speaker 1 Just go to a regular bar. Let's do that there now. You would agree everyone at the bars on cocaine, right? 13:04 Speaker 1 It's not even close I would say at a bar you're maybe dealing with 13:09 Speaker 1 5% of the people at a bar doing cocaine 13:12 Speaker 1 What bars do you go to man? I go to the same bars you go to what do you think people are taking doing lines off the changing table and Applebee's 13:19 Speaker 1 He's like, it's not happening. 13:21 Speaker 1 I can believe that. 13:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:23 Speaker 1 100%. 13:23 Speaker 1 So iron fist it down there too. 13:24 Speaker 1 Appreciate it. 13:25 Speaker 1 But yeah, drugs are very prevalent at clubs. 13:29 Speaker 1 All right. 13:31 Speaker 1 What do you mean you don't believe it? 13:32 Speaker 1 It's not prevalent. 13:33 Speaker 1 It's just there. 13:34 Speaker 1 It's there. 13:34 Speaker 1 But it's not prevalent. 13:35 Speaker 1 You're acting like everybody that goes to a club 13:37 Speaker 1 has to do drugs. 13:38 Speaker 1 This is why we tell people when they're in the car 13:39 Speaker 1 with their kids, they can't listen to the show 13:41 Speaker 1 on the way to work or on the way to the bus drop off. 13:44 Speaker 1 Because that you say things like that. 13:45 Speaker 1 And there's little kids in the back. 13:46 Speaker 1 And they're like, mommy, why is Uncle Brandon 13:49 Speaker 1 and if you go to a club, I got to use my, and they're like, oh my God, Brandon, really 13:55 Speaker 1 like they do. 13:56 Speaker 1 So I'm just gonna have a much better time. 13:57 Speaker 1 But kids are going to clubs anyway. 13:59 Speaker 1 So look, Ronald Walling does drugs. 14:01 Speaker 1 Michael Germany, he said, I apparently was also going to the wrong bars. 14:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, what kind of bars you all going to with? 14:07 Speaker 1 They're not doing like illicit drugs, like prevalent drugs. 14:10 Speaker 1 Brandon thinks every barn America has mirrors at every, every high top. 14:15 Speaker 1 You know, just sitting there, credit cards laid out for you to use to cut extra straws. 14:19 Speaker 1 It makes no sense. 14:20 Speaker 1 I've never seen friends use cocaine ever, ever. 14:24 Speaker 1 The show? 14:26 Speaker 1 No, my friends. 14:29 Speaker 1 You've never seen these what? 14:30 Speaker 1 Cocaine. 14:32 Speaker 1 OK, well, maybe they like Molly Moore or math or pills or something. 14:37 Speaker 1 You know, one friend that liked the strong stuff and he's no longer with us. 14:41 Speaker 1 So go to the club. 14:43 Speaker 1 He didn't go. 14:44 Speaker 1 He's he went to heaven. 14:46 Speaker 1 He never went to the club, though. 14:47 Speaker 1 Um 14:50 Speaker 1 From what I remember he kind of had like his own club in his garage a lot like he must have it must have been like a 14:55 Speaker 1 Loner drug like a don't want to be around people drug. I don't know. I think it was either meth or heroin 15:01 Speaker 1 I don't know yet. That's not club drugs. Those are not club. Those are who the fuck's looking at me drugs 15:06 Speaker 1 You cannot be on here in a bath and go to a fucking EDM concert you're gonna be sketch the fuck out everyone's looking at you 15:13 Speaker 1 I'll take your word for it. Yeah, so all right 15:16 Speaker 1 I also on this day back in 2001 the United States invasion of Afghanistan officially began 15:22 Speaker 1 So it's been what do we wait? 15:24 Speaker 1 So we waited almost a month after 9 11 to go in there and just start finding people and shooting them no 15:30 Speaker 1 God no, I was late to the party and I got there 15:34 Speaker 1 September 21st 15:36 Speaker 1 And I was late. Oh 15:38 Speaker 1 Well, I don't know what this is then this is did the United States invasion of Afghanistan officially began 15:44 Speaker 1 So maybe we got the Middle East and then we waited like almost a month and then we ran in there. 15:48 Speaker 1 What day? What days is saying that people got into Afghanistan? 15:51 Speaker 1 October 7th, 2001 is when the invasion of Afghanistan officially began. 15:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that might be true because I know that September 26th, I was in the 16:03 Speaker 1 Rome, Spain. And then we deployed from a Rome, Spain straight into Oman, which is 16:09 Speaker 1 right next door and next to you on the Yemen border. 16:11 Speaker 1 we set up a tent city there for about a week 16:15 Speaker 1 and that's when the C-130s have just frickin' 16:19 Speaker 1 every army battalion you could think of were showing up 16:22 Speaker 1 and that's when I felt bad for them 16:23 Speaker 1 and I was like hand them toothbrushes 16:25 Speaker 1 and giving them socks and stuff 16:26 Speaker 1 because the army sucks, man. 16:27 Speaker 1 They don't give me anything. 16:28 Speaker 1 Like, it was like they were in the silver, 16:31 Speaker 1 like they all had like four bullets, 16:32 Speaker 1 like in the Battle of the Bulge in World War II. 16:34 Speaker 1 Like, hey, what do you got there? 16:35 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, we got three rounds, man. 16:37 Speaker 1 I hope we don't see any enemy. 16:38 Speaker 1 Like, we weren't prepared. 16:40 Speaker 1 But uh, but man, it was that long after September 11th that we actually invaded because we had boots on the ground 16:45 Speaker 1 But we weren't invade we were not an invading force. I think we were more of like a recon force, but we're common fuckers 16:51 Speaker 1 We are fucking common. All right. We're never and we're never leaving and we're not and when we do leave 16:56 Speaker 1 We're gonna leave millions of dollars of equipment for you. So you better watch it 17:01 Speaker 1 Watch up dead babies at the same time, too 17:04 Speaker 1 But yeah, so that's kind of crazy also 17:06 Speaker 1 Also, so this one's kind of crazy. 17:08 Speaker 1 You know, we talked about the other day, Henry Ford. 17:09 Speaker 1 So Henry Ford on this day introduced the world's first moving assembly line for automobile production. 17:15 Speaker 1 So it took him from 1908 to 1913, five years. 17:19 Speaker 1 I mean, that's kind of seems pretty quick for back in the day, right? 17:22 Speaker 1 Early 1900s. 17:23 Speaker 1 I mean, you got to build a whole plant in five years and get it running and going because I guess before that, 17:29 Speaker 1 for five years, you just got, you know, one little foreigner guy like the look. 17:32 Speaker 1 I imagine the little kid like from Indiana Jones, I can't remember which one it was, 17:36 Speaker 1 a little Asian kid. The plane, the plane. 17:38 Speaker 1 Indeed. Yeah. 17:39 Speaker 1 Like I imagine that little kid just over there just hand assembling, uh, 17:42 Speaker 1 model T's back in the day and taking them like two months to get one done. 17:45 Speaker 1 They're like, all right. Uh, we're going to get this produced. 17:47 Speaker 1 They're like, would you like more Asians, uh, Mr. 17:49 Speaker 1 Ford, like, oh, the Asians get machines. 17:52 Speaker 1 I don't, I know this is a stupid question, but wasn't it back then? 17:55 Speaker 1 Would you say 1908 is when he started the plant? 17:58 Speaker 1 Oh, 19, when he released the first car and then 1913 is when he started the plant. 18:02 Speaker 1 So back then we had the technology obviously to recreate all of those metal pieces even the small ones 18:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they used a lot of wood though. There's a lot of wood use in the Model T 18:15 Speaker 1 But I'm saying there's not a lot of wood in 18:17 Speaker 1 The engine. Oh 18:19 Speaker 1 No, that'd be metal. Yeah, yeah, you know saying like all that stuff had to be put together and I think I think more about 18:26 Speaker 1 Well, nothing even assembly plant 18:27 Speaker 1 I think of a lot of machines building the pieces in this city 18:32 Speaker 1 It was probably just people right like you know hundred percent and then they would just work their way through 18:36 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, you got the guy at the beginning that's building the engine the guy at the very ends probably putting the wheels on 18:41 Speaker 1 I'm what would you love to be the first guy, you know like I brand him 18:45 Speaker 1 We're ready when you are and you're like, okay, you like grab a tire and you roll it to the next guy you're like done 18:51 Speaker 1 Rollin tires all day 18:53 Speaker 1 Okay, I have the key and you just hand it to the next guy like it started 18:58 Speaker 1 You know, I'm the like all Brandon started the car. He gave me the key 19:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, I, I don't think they had tires at the time. I think it was just wooden wheels, but I get what you're saying there. 19:07 Speaker 1 You get what I'm picking. You get, you're picking up on the land. I get what you're saying. All right, we got one more here today. 19:13 Speaker 1 That's kind of interesting. The German Democratic Republic East Germany was established today in 1949. 19:20 Speaker 1 Have you ever been over there on the wall where they had where it was East and West Germany and they got a McDonald's there now? 19:25 Speaker 1 I have not. You know, how do I say this without you making fun of me or somebody making a meme? 19:36 Speaker 1 So East and West Germany, right? The wall went through what city? 19:44 Speaker 1 Oh, what city was that? Berlin, right? It was Berlin. I guess I had it because that's where we were. 19:51 Speaker 1 It was Berlin. Yeah. So somewhere in Berlin, it went through. 19:53 Speaker 1 So did you see the wall? 19:55 Speaker 1 It's all old pieces of it like where it used to be. 19:58 Speaker 1 So it obviously didn't stretch from one side of Germany to the other, correct? 20:05 Speaker 1 I think it did, didn't it? 20:07 Speaker 1 I don't think it did, which made me always wonder 20:11 Speaker 1 when Ronald Reagan went to Germany and he was like, 20:15 Speaker 1 my Cal Gorbachev tear this wall. 20:17 Speaker 1 Was it my Cal Gorbachev? 20:18 Speaker 1 Who do you tell him to? Yeah, Gorbachev. 20:20 Speaker 1 I'm 20:22 Speaker 1 Wouldn't couldn't you just walk around the wall? Do we really have to tear it down? It seemed like a great tourist place to go 20:27 Speaker 1 So through the city so the total was ninety six miles long 20:32 Speaker 1 That's probably how long is Germany now more than that. That's what I'm saying. They could just walked around it 20:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't I don't think they're gonna make it 96 miles before they get shot 20:42 Speaker 1 You gotta go 96 miles down the 96 miles back. You're probably gonna get murdered 20:46 Speaker 1 How tall was the wall? 20:48 Speaker 1 13 feet tall. Okay. Okay. You're telling me if we had a 13 foot wall on the southern border, 20:56 Speaker 1 that's gonna stop anybody? Oh, no, I would imagine all the Constantine wire and the guys guns were 21:01 Speaker 1 gonna be stopping them more than I just don't think it there's no way it was that well fortified 96 21:06 Speaker 1 miles out of found a weak spot. I'd have been able to make it back. Yeah, but the good thing 21:10 Speaker 1 about them is like they can just will it nearly kill you when you cross? You could be like 15 21:14 Speaker 1 you'd be like 10 miles cross and they still kill you. They got you now. Was there one that was 21:17 Speaker 1 was better than the other like were East Germans better than West. 21:22 Speaker 1 Uh, one of them still one of the old ways, I think, went into East Germany. 21:27 Speaker 1 Uh, so maybe them, uh, or the other guys, I don't know, depends on, uh, you know, 21:31 Speaker 1 what their philosophy was from the time I know Germany's been fucking, uh, 21:35 Speaker 1 following a part in like no pun intended since that day, whenever, uh, 21:39 Speaker 1 Hitler was like their last decent leader ever since then. 21:42 Speaker 1 Can you stop trying to give him praise? 21:44 Speaker 1 The guy was a psychopath. 21:46 Speaker 1 It was a great leader though. I mean, he was a great leader. He might have, he might have led in the wrong way, but he was one of the greatest leaders, probably the greatest leader Germany will ever have, but he just kind of led him astray a little bit and went the wrong way. But he was a good leader, no matter what. 21:57 Speaker 1 Just to clarify, when you say a little bit, he led them astray a lot. Okay, almost everything he was wrong about. 22:04 Speaker 1 I don't know, he got pretty far, man. If he wouldn't have tried to take in what I did not, I didn't say he's not, I'm not going to say he was not a very, 22:14 Speaker 1 He was a successful leader for what he was trying to do because he had a mission, he had 22:20 Speaker 1 a vision, he had a goal, and he had a lot of people that were sheep that followed him because 22:27 Speaker 1 of the way he led. 22:29 Speaker 1 It's kind of scary because could you imagine if we had a president with that kind of charisma 22:34 Speaker 1 and that kind of like leadership ability, we will never see that again that can make 22:39 Speaker 1 an entire nation do whatever they want, especially when it's that crazy. 22:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, that's kind of going back to Bush, though, in like Iraq and Afghanistan. 22:47 Speaker 1 I mean, he got a he was like got everybody's support behind that. 22:50 Speaker 1 And we just blindly followed him into that. 22:51 Speaker 1 Just let Rumsfield do the fucking one over there. 22:53 Speaker 1 So it's kind of almost the same thing. 22:56 Speaker 1 I mean, you've heard Bush talk like, come on, really? 22:58 Speaker 1 I mean, Bush does not have the leadership ability of like like Hitler when he was talking, 23:02 Speaker 1 he was like, well, yeah, he was screaming and almost cheering. 23:07 Speaker 1 But he was like, Hey, we're not going to let these towers go down without somebody 23:13 Speaker 1 paying for it. You know, it's like, what? I mean, I don't know. I think I think the 23:17 Speaker 1 circumstances that Bush had kind of put him into that role a little bit of more of a leadership 23:21 Speaker 1 role. But I don't think we've ever experienced a more charismatic leader than Hitler, which 23:28 Speaker 1 is scary. Nice. Look at that clip that. Get shit. 23:31 Speaker 1 He's got a good clip. Shut up. I'm coughing. I've argued a long time. That was perfect. 23:39 Speaker 1 that was perfect Germany. 23:40 Speaker 1 What I'm saying is that he was charismatic. 23:43 Speaker 1 He was able to make his evil ideas successful 23:48 Speaker 1 and get an entire nation, 23:50 Speaker 1 God, I got a cough again. 23:50 Speaker 1 I don't want to stop because if I do, 23:52 Speaker 1 you're going to try to clip it. 23:54 Speaker 1 He was evil, man, but he was very charismatic doing it. 23:56 Speaker 1 There you go. 23:57 Speaker 1 There you go. 23:58 Speaker 1 Good job. 23:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. So Ronald, why are you looking up into the right? 24:01 Speaker 1 That is where the chat is. 24:03 Speaker 1 So I can read where you fuckers over here are saying. 24:05 Speaker 1 People can be some mean. 24:06 Speaker 1 Germany said, I don't know what they're talking about over there. 24:09 Speaker 1 we get at Ronald Reagan. 24:10 Speaker 1 I don't think he's in the chat, but. 24:12 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, Ronald Reagan. 24:13 Speaker 1 That's who took it down. 24:14 Speaker 1 Who did I? 24:15 Speaker 1 I said Ronald Reagan, didn't I? 24:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. 24:17 Speaker 1 But with Gorbachev. 24:20 Speaker 1 Okay. 24:20 Speaker 1 Well, so last night my cousin called, 24:23 Speaker 1 she was, she called me and she had this weird question. 24:26 Speaker 1 Like she was. 24:27 Speaker 1 Oh, did she want to hook up with you? 24:27 Speaker 1 That is weird. 24:28 Speaker 1 Chuck's like, that's what I wish my cousin said 24:30 Speaker 1 when she called me. 24:31 Speaker 1 I tried. 24:32 Speaker 1 Shut up. 24:32 Speaker 1 Anyway, she called now. 24:34 Speaker 1 She said she was, she was a little stoned 24:37 Speaker 1 and she was watching TV 24:38 Speaker 1 two commercials came on and she asked me and got me thinking about it. 24:42 Speaker 1 Would you rather be in a commercial for like gonorrhea or syphilis like an STD or in a 24:47 Speaker 1 commercial for a rectile dysfunction? 24:49 Speaker 1 Which one hurts your standard or your visor? 24:52 Speaker 1 What am I trying to say here? 24:53 Speaker 1 Your image a little more. 24:55 Speaker 1 I think ED would be a better one to be in. 24:59 Speaker 1 But I think we all know, I think if anybody's looking at commercial, the one that I would 25:02 Speaker 1 not want to be in is the male diaper one. 25:05 Speaker 1 That's the one that I'm always like, what are you doing, dude? 25:08 Speaker 1 You know, because male diapers is, 25:10 Speaker 1 ain't no woman gonna mess with that. 25:12 Speaker 1 You know, even if they think there's a possibility. 25:15 Speaker 1 I mean, what woman's gonna wanna do to male diapers 25:17 Speaker 1 gonna be like 70 years old? 25:18 Speaker 1 No, I see one, there's one that's a young guy. 25:21 Speaker 1 It's a famous actor. 25:22 Speaker 1 It's like, you know, keep shittin' his pants or what? 25:24 Speaker 1 That's what I'm sayin', I don't know. 25:26 Speaker 1 I've never even thought about wearing a diaper. 25:29 Speaker 1 Like, I can't even imagine like, when that, 25:31 Speaker 1 I mean, I guarantee, I mean, obviously the day 25:33 Speaker 1 is gonna happen when we all have to wear diapers again, right? 25:36 Speaker 1 But if that's the case, just take me out in the backyard, 25:39 Speaker 1 put a bullet in my head. 25:40 Speaker 1 I don't want to be crapping my pants. 25:42 Speaker 1 You know how weird that is? 25:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, you just need like a poop tube. 25:44 Speaker 1 I don't know why they don't have that. 25:45 Speaker 1 They got it for like piss, you know, the kloss me bag. 25:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, the cat, they got the catheter for, 25:49 Speaker 1 well, the kloss me bag, I think they have hooked up. 25:51 Speaker 1 That'll look something like right to your bowels, right? 25:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't want that. 25:54 Speaker 1 I want something that you can go shit in the tube 25:55 Speaker 1 and it just goes down to a bag or something. 25:57 Speaker 1 But it always smells terrible either way. 25:59 Speaker 1 It's just bad. 26:00 Speaker 1 It smells like a nursing home. 26:01 Speaker 1 But I was just thinking, you probably want the STD one 26:04 Speaker 1 because then it lets chicks know, 26:06 Speaker 1 gets around and his dick works good. If you got the ED one, they're like, oh, what am I gonna do with him? 26:10 Speaker 1 It's like clean dick, but it's not gonna work. So I'm just like, probably the STD one, I would think would be better. 26:15 Speaker 1 Do you really think that people believe that if you're in the commercial, you have that? 26:19 Speaker 1 Um, I think sometimes they try to use people that actually have it. 26:24 Speaker 1 In a way. You know, they'll say like this is a, this is a real experience and we paid them for their time. 26:29 Speaker 1 That's not what they say. I've never seen that on one of those commercials. I always say this is an actor portrayal. 26:35 Speaker 1 That's what I always see on those commercials because nobody's gonna be like oh, yeah crap my pants every day 26:40 Speaker 1 And these types was really helped me or you know 26:42 Speaker 1 I'm unable to do anything with my wife and two years, but I took this pill and now we had sex for the first time 26:48 Speaker 1 Like I just don't think any of those are real 26:51 Speaker 1 I think and I don't know if it really works like any of it. Have you ever done any of it? I thought you said it worked for you 26:57 Speaker 1 What the ED stuff? 26:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, he took a biographer when you didn't have a ED brand in I got it got I got injured it was an injury 27:05 Speaker 1 B.D. broke a dick. 27:07 Speaker 1 But I mean it worked for you. 27:10 Speaker 1 So I mean I imagine it's gonna work the same way for someone. 27:12 Speaker 1 I think all it is is the pump's going out. 27:14 Speaker 1 It's not pumping and filling it up. 27:16 Speaker 1 So it's just gets the pump kick started. 27:18 Speaker 1 I guess I don't know. 27:20 Speaker 1 I don't want to talk about it because you're going to try to make fun of me. 27:22 Speaker 1 I know I know Germany's over there like I'm going to clip that. 27:24 Speaker 1 I'm going to clip that you know. 27:26 Speaker 1 Good job. 27:27 Speaker 1 Good job. 27:28 Speaker 1 So. 27:29 Speaker 1 All right. 27:30 Speaker 1 If you listen to us, you're on our radio podcast or spotify. 27:31 Speaker 1 I'm sure it's a positive of you and a ball helps out a good bit. 27:34 Speaker 1 and we see y'all doing it all the time. 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We're live on rumble on YouTube the daily. No show if you're weird about rumble go to YouTube 28:15 Speaker 1 It's going really well on the YouTube like we're over a hundred thousand views and 480 28:21 Speaker 1 Subs at the time of this recording. So it's going quite well. Once we get all those uploaded 28:25 Speaker 1 We're gonna be releasing them a day early on the YouTube 28:28 Speaker 1 So we're releasing about 10 15 a day to so Instagram doesn't think we're an Indian scammer 28:32 Speaker 1 I think that that I got some famous birthdays to go over today. You're gonna like right now 28:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was waiting, but you went to that so all right do it now. Oh here we go. So dude. This is a good one 28:44 Speaker 1 This is a good one. You ready? 28:45 Speaker 1 Remember how we were just talking about this little weirdo the little kid that opened up toys and videotaped himself doing it 28:51 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, remember his name 28:53 Speaker 1 game. Uh, jacks. Dang it, Brandon. Ryan's world. Ryan's 28:59 Speaker 1 world. Today is his birthday. Happy birthday, Ryan. Guess how old little Ryan is today. 29:06 Speaker 1 Uh, nine. 15 years old. Is he still open in toys? I don't know. They're trying to make 29:13 Speaker 1 him look really young now that he's 15. I don't think it's working. What do you think? 29:20 Speaker 1 Oh, he got real brown when he got older. 29:23 Speaker 1 I think he's always been brown, but he 29:25 Speaker 1 didn't have brown. I didn't think. But he's 15, 29:28 Speaker 1 which is weird. Also, you would like this one. 29:31 Speaker 1 I know you know, she is Addison Ray. 29:33 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, Eddie Ray. Nice. 29:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. How old do you think she is? 29:37 Speaker 1 She's 25, I think. 29:40 Speaker 1 You're pervert. She's 26 almost. 29:43 Speaker 1 Am I pervert if I got it wrong? 29:44 Speaker 1 We're about the same age. That's not a reason. 29:45 Speaker 1 I know. I know. I watched her. 29:46 Speaker 1 It was close, which means you're weird. 29:48 Speaker 1 And the last one that really matters this one wouldn't be what'd it be weirder if I knew the kid that open fucking toys 29:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess 29:59 Speaker 1 I knew it's that new news age. I don't know the hot chicks age, but I know this 15 year old kids age 30:03 Speaker 1 So one of my celebrity crushes turned to 63 today. Oh 30:09 Speaker 1 Do you know who it is? 30:11 Speaker 1 One of your celebrity crushes 30:13 Speaker 1 63 the first movie I ever saw in was adventures in babysitting. 30:20 Speaker 1 Oh God. 30:21 Speaker 1 Is it the mom from from Elf? 30:26 Speaker 1 What? 30:27 Speaker 1 No, God, no, she's hideous. 30:29 Speaker 1 Why would you think that I have a crush on her? 30:31 Speaker 1 I don't know. 30:31 Speaker 1 It just seems like old person. 30:32 Speaker 1 This was my crush when I was like seven years old. 30:36 Speaker 1 And she was in I've never even heard of that movie. 30:38 Speaker 1 The adventure that babysitting. 30:39 Speaker 1 Let me think. 30:41 Speaker 1 Oh, what's her name? 30:43 Speaker 1 Fuck Julia Roberts. 30:45 Speaker 1 You're so freaking close dude. She let me let me give you a couple more removed 30:50 Speaker 1 I can't believe you know her you have to know her. She was in leaving Las Vegas with Nicholas Cage. Oh 30:57 Speaker 1 Um, it's not the same right no closure solos the saint with Val Kilmer. Oh 31:06 Speaker 1 I'm running out of old actress names. Oh my god. She's not an old don't call her that 31:12 Speaker 1 She's a death wish death wish with Kevin Bacon. Oh 31:15 Speaker 1 Oh shit. I can't camera T is no it is this girl. I'm gonna show you a picture. You better know who she is. If you don't know who she is then I don't know if I can be friends anymore. 31:27 Speaker 1 Um yeah I know she is. I'm trying to think of another movie I know her from. She wasn't in she almost looks like is her name Chelsea something. 31:39 Speaker 1 You thought you think she's Chelsea Handler? 31:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 31:44 Speaker 1 That's what I thought it was. 31:45 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 31:45 Speaker 1 It's Elizabeth Shoe. 31:47 Speaker 1 Elizabeth Shoe. 31:48 Speaker 1 She turned 63 years old today. 31:51 Speaker 1 Was the last time you wacked up to her? 31:54 Speaker 1 Probably 30. 31:55 Speaker 1 No. 31:57 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:57 Speaker 1 Probably about 35 years ago. 31:59 Speaker 1 Oh, damn. 32:00 Speaker 1 You should revisit her. 32:01 Speaker 1 Even feel the same. 32:02 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. 32:03 Speaker 1 She's 63 now. 32:04 Speaker 1 That's what makes me feel weird. 32:05 Speaker 1 Like when you get older, these young women 32:08 Speaker 1 that you like had a crush on when you were a kid. 32:11 Speaker 1 They're all old. 32:12 Speaker 1 Like I saw one the other day, do you remember, 32:15 Speaker 1 what's the black girl's name from Clueless? 32:19 Speaker 1 Couldn't tell ya. 32:20 Speaker 1 Are you Sineadus? 32:21 Speaker 1 The only black actress I know is Tiffany Haddis 32:23 Speaker 1 because she was reminding her all. 32:24 Speaker 1 God, what is wrong with you? 32:26 Speaker 1 So this girl's like huge on social media right now. 32:28 Speaker 1 She's doing a lot of, I don't know, 32:31 Speaker 1 I don't wanna call it sexy, but she's 60 years old 32:36 Speaker 1 And she's on social media like every day, 32:38 Speaker 1 doing all these like sexy dances and stuff. 32:40 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 32:41 Speaker 1 She looks almost exactly the same, but she's 60. 32:45 Speaker 1 And I mean, you talk about plaque, don't crack. 32:47 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 32:49 Speaker 1 And you know who she is. 32:51 Speaker 1 She's, I'm gonna get her right here. 32:53 Speaker 1 There she is. 32:54 Speaker 1 Stacey Dash, you know who that is? 32:57 Speaker 1 I do not think so. 32:58 Speaker 1 I'm never even seen the movie Clueless. 33:01 Speaker 1 The only reason I know about the movie Clueless 33:02 Speaker 1 is because whenever I typed in the Clueless too, 33:04 Speaker 1 back in the day, that movie would pop up, 33:05 Speaker 1 is there gonna be a clue to like I don't give a fuck. All right. I'm never gonna watch this movie because it's shit 33:11 Speaker 1 Um 33:13 Speaker 1 She almost looks like what's the chick from suits? Oh 33:17 Speaker 1 She does make a markle like a make a markle. Yeah 33:21 Speaker 1 60 60 years old nice nice, but I said that's what I always said about the I mean the worst trapezy ever's like 33:28 Speaker 1 Even if I were to meet Jennifer Aniston. She's never gonna be as hot as she was in leprechaun 34:03 Speaker 1 I forgot to tell you before you get into news. Did you know that some Wendy's locations are no longer serving breakfast? 34:10 Speaker 1 What why cuz he you're gonna sort it. I don't know I got I got into a full blown argument with this lady 34:16 Speaker 1 They in Lawrenceville, Georgia when I walked when I drove up at 9 36 34:20 Speaker 1 And I was like hey, I looked at the menu like hey, you're your lunch menus up she goes. Yeah, we don't serve breakfast at this location 34:28 Speaker 1 What I said well, I need breakfast. She's like we don't serve breakfast sir 34:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like okay. Well, then I guess I'll do a baconator, you know get some bacon in me 34:36 Speaker 1 And then I said do you guys have like hash browns? She's like we have fries. I said I'll do that 34:41 Speaker 1 I said in the black coffee because we don't serve breakfast 34:46 Speaker 1 What I said I want a black coffee. She was yeah, we don't have coffee. That's a breakfast item 34:51 Speaker 1 So then I get why what do you mean? Yeah? 34:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, bro coffees generally you want to finish your last cup before 11 35:00 Speaker 1 That's not true. People drink coffee all day. This is what kind of set me off. When I got to the window, she was laughing and she's like, 35:07 Speaker 1 Ha ha ha, you said coffee. We don't serve breakfast. I said, well, breakfast is not a breakfast or coffee is not a breakfast item. 35:14 Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, it is. I said, no, it's not. She was, yeah, it is. I said, okay. All right, lady, look, I drink coffee all day. 35:21 Speaker 1 I'll have a cup of coffee at seven o'clock tonight. That is not a breakfast item that should never be included on a breakfast or like, 35:27 Speaker 1 Oh, like you think what Chick-fil-A stopped serving breakfast at 10? Did they stop serving coffee? 35:33 Speaker 1 I don't know if they do or not. They might have it on 35:36 Speaker 1 Don't anyway, it was a whole thing. So now I'm boycotting Wendy's so if anybody 35:41 Speaker 1 Must have jumped on this we've got to bring breakfast back because Wendy's got good breakfast man if they started getting rid of it 35:46 Speaker 1 I'm out. You should you should up BLM black lives better not bureau of land management and hit them up and tell them 35:53 Speaker 1 There's another location needs to be burned down 35:57 Speaker 1 I don't think they would burn this one down. 36:00 Speaker 1 But say, remember they burned that one down in downtown Atlanta near the stadium? 36:03 Speaker 1 They fire bomb the fuck out of that. 36:04 Speaker 1 But I think if you're going to get a certain group to do something like that, 36:10 Speaker 1 you need to make sure that they're not going to have personal feelings about the people inside of it. 36:16 Speaker 1 Jackson, I don't want to bring those people up near my house. 36:19 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? 36:19 Speaker 1 No, shut up. 36:20 Speaker 1 No. 36:22 Speaker 1 I just don't think, you know, like, you hear about, like, I don't know. 36:25 Speaker 1 It's like it's like a bunch of pregnant women bombing a Planned Parenthood 36:29 Speaker 1 You know he doesn't make any sense, you know, so that's why I think this one's protected. Oh you don't want black on white crime 36:35 Speaker 1 It's black on black no, it'd be black on black crime and I don't think I don't think they want to do that 36:40 Speaker 1 Not not for sure all the time over breakfast they do it all the time 36:44 Speaker 1 Oh, why they bombed the one in Atlanta because of breakfast? Oh 36:47 Speaker 1 No, they just wanted to burn some shit down 36:48 Speaker 1 And I think it was actually a white lady on on the black lies matter side and they're like cheering her on 36:53 Speaker 1 Remember she threw in like that bag that was on fire that fire bomb through the drive through window and it set the whole motherfucker on fire 36:58 Speaker 1 It was a white lady. I from what I remember I think it was 37:01 Speaker 1 It was like crazy white liberal Karen and all the all the wines out there celebrating her like yeah 37:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, so stupid anyway, well if anybody can bring back McDonough or Wendy's breakfast 37:12 Speaker 1 That's only care about today tell them just put a sign out front that says this Wendy's does not support abortion or 37:18 Speaker 1 or civil rights and you'll have a crazy Karen liberal 37:22 Speaker 1 burn it down in a heartbeat. 37:23 Speaker 1 All you need. 37:24 Speaker 1 Put a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse 37:26 Speaker 1 or whatever his name is out there. 37:28 Speaker 1 We probably represent Kyle Rittenhouse. 37:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, ladies, Karen to go crazy. 37:34 Speaker 1 So all right, this didn't really news, 37:38 Speaker 1 but I kind of knew, but have you heard about 37:40 Speaker 1 the Welsh extreme athlete and explore ash dykes? 37:43 Speaker 1 Do you know anybody, anything about this guy? 37:45 Speaker 1 No. 37:47 Speaker 1 What no why how would I know about a Welsh explorer. Why do you why do you ask me questions like that? 37:53 Speaker 1 Like hey man, you're gonna love this story. Okay, cuz I know deeply you follow the Welsh exploring group 37:59 Speaker 1 Anyway, he's he's doing the 700 kilometer solo kayak expedition down the Congo River in a inflatable kayak 38:08 Speaker 1 Now, I knew the Congo was deep and I knew it was long 38:11 Speaker 1 But I did not know did you know the Congo is 200 feet deep 38:14 Speaker 1 The river yeah, yeah, there's it's so fucking deep that there's fish down that they don't even have eyes. I don't 38:22 Speaker 1 Bless America Brandon. I hate you so much because I don't I don't believe it 38:27 Speaker 1 I don't but I don't think any river in America or in the world is 200 feet deep. All right. Hold on go ahead 38:36 Speaker 1 Or hold on 38:39 Speaker 1 Now I gotta now I gotta think about this 38:41 Speaker 1 That's Chuck's mind exploding. 38:45 Speaker 1 Hold on. 38:46 Speaker 1 Go ahead and look it up. 38:48 Speaker 1 I did. 38:49 Speaker 1 Hold on. 38:50 Speaker 1 Son of a biscuit eater. 38:53 Speaker 1 The deepest river in the world is the Congo River in Central Africa. 39:00 Speaker 1 The deepest river or the deepest part is what? 39:07 Speaker 1 Would you say it was? 39:08 Speaker 1 200 feet. 39:10 Speaker 1 Brandon, it's 720 feet deep in the deepest part. It's 220 meters. 39:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think it averages about 200 feet on average. 39:21 Speaker 1 I don't care. There's a part that is 700 feet deep. 39:27 Speaker 1 That is over two football fields down. 39:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. Now, do you think the fish down there have eyes? No. 39:32 Speaker 1 I don't think there's fish down there. 39:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, they said there's fish down there that doesn't have eyes because the light doesn't reach them. 39:37 Speaker 1 The light doesn't reach them. It's kind of like the bottom of the ocean where you guys all those fish 39:40 Speaker 1 They don't have eyes because they don't need them because they can't see anything anyway, okay? 39:43 Speaker 1 All right, you got my attention. Okay, go ahead and finish your story. You got my attention 39:46 Speaker 1 Okay, so obviously the Congo is the the rainforest over there's the most dangerous part in the world 39:51 Speaker 1 From all be they've got these massive spiders that can swim under water come up and one bite of like kill you 39:55 Speaker 1 You got all the gorillas you got all the massive fucking piranhas that have like sharp teeth and you got a gorilla 40:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, see that one 40:04 Speaker 1 to stupid. 40:05 Speaker 1 Piranhas was shark. 40:07 Speaker 1 It is. 40:08 Speaker 1 It's not the small ones. 40:09 Speaker 1 It's the one they're probably about five foot long. 40:12 Speaker 1 They're fucking massive. 40:13 Speaker 1 Jeremy Wade caught one and headed on camera. 40:16 Speaker 1 You know him right. 40:17 Speaker 1 Jeremy Wade. 40:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, the English guy. 40:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, Rivers Monster's guy. 40:20 Speaker 1 But no, so this guy's doing a solo trip. 40:24 Speaker 1 700 kilometers. 40:25 Speaker 1 What happened to Brandon? 40:26 Speaker 1 You just froze. 40:27 Speaker 1 What'd you say? 40:28 Speaker 1 All right. 40:29 Speaker 1 So he's doing a 700 kilometer trip down the entire Congo. 40:31 Speaker 1 as part of his project six which involves six extreme global expeditions in 12 months. 40:37 Speaker 1 Don't really know what the next one is, but he lived with the indigenous bakka people to 40:42 Speaker 1 learn local survivor and navigation techniques. 40:46 Speaker 1 And like I said, he's dealing with severe heat, contaminating water, strong currents, aggressive 40:51 Speaker 1 wildlife. 40:52 Speaker 1 And it's getting a lot of traction online. 40:55 Speaker 1 But I mean, what do you think the aussies guy actually survives? 40:56 Speaker 1 I don't know why he chose him flatable kayak. 40:58 Speaker 1 I don't know that so he can like pump it down 41:00 Speaker 1 and use it as like a pillow or something also. 41:03 Speaker 1 But for me, I don't think I'm getting out of the fucking river. 41:06 Speaker 1 I mean, this guy's gonna go in the banks 41:07 Speaker 1 and like go in these little areas 41:08 Speaker 1 and clear out fucking path with machetes 41:11 Speaker 1 that he bought from these indigenous people 41:13 Speaker 1 and they're grinding them with grinders. 41:14 Speaker 1 I don't know how they have electricity, 41:15 Speaker 1 but it blows my mind. 41:17 Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean, what are the odds this guy survives? 41:21 Speaker 1 I think he's gonna survive just because obviously 41:23 Speaker 1 he's got a camera crew now and he's got support. 41:25 Speaker 1 And I think doing it alone would be the scariest thing 41:28 Speaker 1 the world, I too do not understand the inflatable situation because like I don't even like going 41:35 Speaker 1 in the any waterway in any inflatable like I don't know why I have this weird fear of 41:42 Speaker 1 being an inflatable and like Lake Lanier and there's like an old anchor that snags it and 41:49 Speaker 1 punctures it you know like even on the back of a boat you know how the boats like you're 41:52 Speaker 1 skipping, like if you're tubing, you're like, do, do, do, do. 41:56 Speaker 1 I have this odd fear of like a tree trunk or like a stick sticking up. 42:00 Speaker 1 And I'm laying there and the stick goes into my stomach and rips me open and all 42:05 Speaker 1 of my insides fall out. 42:07 Speaker 1 Um, like, like that, like you heard about the slip and slide thing, right? 42:10 Speaker 1 That's true. 42:11 Speaker 1 Do you hear about that? 42:12 Speaker 1 No, what happened? 42:13 Speaker 1 Uh, was years ago, uh, there was a guy that was doing slip and slide in his 42:17 Speaker 1 backyard and he had a steak, a little steak that was like, 42:22 Speaker 1 two inches out of the ground. He put the slip and slide on top of it and he wasn't like, he didn't know it was there. 42:27 Speaker 1 And he dove on the slip and slide. He's doing down it. And when he hit it, the steak went into his stomach and it sliced him wide open and all this guts fell out. 42:35 Speaker 1 Just family watched all his guts everywhere. 42:38 Speaker 1 So, but that's stuck. I bet he was the first guy to slip and slide for the day. 42:41 Speaker 1 I thought, yes, that's all at the bottom. 42:45 Speaker 1 Mommy is the slip and slide ruined because daddy's dead. 42:47 Speaker 1 Yes, it is. 42:48 Speaker 1 So we are, it is. 42:50 Speaker 1 But no, I think being the first one is scary, 42:53 Speaker 1 but also the inflatable makes it almost impossible 42:56 Speaker 1 for me ever to do it. 42:57 Speaker 1 Cause I feel like I have to have something hard 42:59 Speaker 1 in between me and all these crazy animals 43:01 Speaker 1 that wanna kill me. 43:02 Speaker 1 And I would go down in like a cage. 43:04 Speaker 1 Like if you had like a cage pontoon boat, 43:07 Speaker 1 like a pontoon boat with a cage 43:09 Speaker 1 and I had all the food and water I'd need, I'd do it. 43:12 Speaker 1 What do you mean go down in a cage? 43:14 Speaker 1 Like if I had a pontoon boat 43:16 Speaker 1 that had a prison built around it, 43:18 Speaker 1 or nothing could get in. Oh, I do it. Oh, but I do mosquito netting to like legit mosquito 43:23 Speaker 1 netting. Maybe just make it maybe maybe post that glass called plexi. Yeah, make it a plexi 43:31 Speaker 1 glass. That's what I need. Yeah, but say you could, I mean, the thing with houseboats is, 43:36 Speaker 1 you know, you can like, you can just park anywhere like a boat, you can just go down 43:39 Speaker 1 a river and just park wherever you want. And you're legally allowed to tie up there for 43:42 Speaker 1 two weeks and then you got to move a mile down the river. But you can just live on 43:45 Speaker 1 a boat and just do that. This guy obviously can pull up anywhere he wants without, I mean, 43:49 Speaker 1 he's not going to be any natives there, uh, they're going to be like, what are you parking here for? 43:53 Speaker 1 Now that is another scary thing though, is like, uh, these uncontacted tribes. There's like hundreds 43:57 Speaker 1 of uncont- on uncontacted tribes that just live in the Congo. They know nothing else except for this 44:02 Speaker 1 wild hellscape that they've been born into and they got a survive. Uh, that would be, that would be 44:07 Speaker 1 one of the scarier things I think. I think animals, you probably scare them away, but you got these, 44:11 Speaker 1 uh, you know, crazy indigenous Africans and they're going to go fucking wild on your ass. 44:15 Speaker 1 And let's let's just say that there were two African kids out there playing one day, right? 44:19 Speaker 1 And they look out at the Congo and they see a white man in an inflatable boat 44:25 Speaker 1 What would you do if you were a teenage or young indigenous tribesmen and your butt with your buddy? 44:31 Speaker 1 You're just playing what would you do? I know it. I probably start throwing rocks at him 44:36 Speaker 1 I'd shoot the boat with an arrow. Oh 44:39 Speaker 1 You think they get kids bows and arrows that young dude 44:42 Speaker 1 I think they get bows and arrows like seven. I mean, how else they gonna make it to 16? 44:45 Speaker 1 You got to defend yourself against all the crap that's trying to kill you like you're you spend your whole life fighting 44:51 Speaker 1 I don't I can't imagine if I was born in that situation God bless the fact that we were born in America 44:56 Speaker 1 I can't even imagine being born in a situation where I popped out of my mom in some tribe next to the Congo 45:02 Speaker 1 Which is deeper than around the freakin ocean. Yeah, and I got to live in this place where everything wants to kill me 45:07 Speaker 1 It's no, so I don't I don't know maybe he lives. Maybe he doesn't 45:12 Speaker 1 Fun fact that I just looked up because now you got me thinking because I don't know if I'd do this 45:16 Speaker 1 Would you ever and I don't I know you're not a master diver, but if I was gonna pay you and 45:23 Speaker 1 Mark crazy mark who is a diver. I think he's dove 45:26 Speaker 1 He tells people he's dove really deep. I don't believe it, but he says he's like I went 300 feet 45:32 Speaker 1 You know whatever if mark was gonna take you down in the Congo and that was your guide 45:37 Speaker 1 Right. And I was going to pay you a hundred thousand dollars. Would you do it? 45:42 Speaker 1 You got to go to no, no, in the Congo? Are you kidding me? You don't murky that 45:47 Speaker 1 fucking water is by the time you go to feet, you're getting ate by something. 45:52 Speaker 1 I don't know how Jeremy, wait, then what if I were jumping and he jumped in 45:54 Speaker 1 the Amazon, the Congo and everything and he's chilling in that day. No one 45:57 Speaker 1 is fucking 200, 300 feet of water below you. That's fucking crazy. All right. 46:01 Speaker 1 Hold on. A million dollars to go down to get to spend it. I'm going to die. 46:07 Speaker 1 That's 400 feet. I've got a cross. You got to go 200 down and 200 up and I'm going to get fucking eight before that happens 46:13 Speaker 1 Or I'm gonna look over and Mark's having a asthma attack and just freaking out underwater and all these fucking 46:18 Speaker 1 Prawns and shit come eat him first and then I'm stuck in the middle. I don't know which way is up 46:24 Speaker 1 Okay, so you know what's crazy? 46:27 Speaker 1 This is I don't know if this is good or bad 46:29 Speaker 1 I go I googled the of the deepest recorded scuba dive in the Congo River 46:34 Speaker 1 You want to hear this? This is nuts. And I think you might have gotten your next Guinness Book of World Records or next world record. 46:42 Speaker 1 There is no official recorded record of a scuba dive taking place in the Democratic Republic of Congo or the Republic of Congo. 46:52 Speaker 1 While the Congo River, same as you know, is the deepest river in the world plunging to 720 feet in its lower regions. 47:00 Speaker 1 regions. It's extreme hydraulic pressure, violent 47:05 Speaker 1 rapids, powerful current, makes scoot diving virtually 47:10 Speaker 1 impossible at any point of the river. So I'm thinking you do 47:16 Speaker 1 10 feet. I'm not doing 10 feet. What? You could do 10 feet. We 47:22 Speaker 1 could just tie you up somewhere and just jump in and go down and 47:25 Speaker 1 come up. We record it. You're in the Guinness. 47:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think we need to bring some guns and just like suit a circle over on about to go in just like light up the fucking water with 47:34 Speaker 1 Guys you want to drop a grenade? 47:36 Speaker 1 Boom you're like I'm going in and then as you're going down 47:40 Speaker 1 There's like dead crocodiles and piranhas and snakes and they're all floating to the top and we're like oh my god 47:48 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, I'm not really as I've gotten older 47:52 Speaker 1 I've gotten a little more weary of the water, you know like open water and whatnot 47:56 Speaker 1 Right, we were seeing those people that just jump out in the middle of the ocean to get like whales like 400 people low 48:01 Speaker 1 You know like coming up and you just I saw one dude 48:04 Speaker 1 He swam through a school of fish the other day on the other side or the fucking shark 48:07 Speaker 1 I'm like I saw that dude. I saw one where the whale was coming through with its mouth open 48:12 Speaker 1 And there's a bunch of fish and the dude had to jump out of the way 48:14 Speaker 1 I see I'm and I know this is not realistic because it's a stupid fear 48:20 Speaker 1 But I'm the same way when we're in the ocean and we're like offshore like two miles 48:24 Speaker 1 And I've been with people on these boats where we'll be two miles out in the ocean and they'll just jump in 48:30 Speaker 1 And I don't know about that and now I get it. I get it right like it's not like sharks are underneath the boat like hey Bob 48:37 Speaker 1 Any second now they're gonna jump off the boat like they're not like we call it fishing 48:41 Speaker 1 They're not humaning you know or they're just waiting under the boat for your idiotic butt to jump in 48:45 Speaker 1 But it's still for something. I don't know why it's so weird to me just like when I told you when I was in the Maldives 48:50 Speaker 1 I would only swim. I'd only snorkel out to the cliff 48:54 Speaker 1 And then where the cliff broke and went down into the Mediterranean. 48:58 Speaker 1 It was thousands of I wouldn't swim over there. 49:01 Speaker 1 That's what I swim. 49:01 Speaker 1 I wouldn't swim over the cliff. 49:02 Speaker 1 And I don't know why it's not like I was going to fall. 49:05 Speaker 1 I wouldn't do it. 49:06 Speaker 1 And everybody else is diving down there and checking stuff out. 49:09 Speaker 1 And I'm like, you guys are nuts. 49:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's like when we went to a Cosmo on the far side of the island. 49:14 Speaker 1 And Nate took us. 49:15 Speaker 1 I was scuba diving out for not scuba diving snorkeling or whatnot. 49:17 Speaker 1 And I get over, you know, it went start getting deeper and deeper. 49:20 Speaker 1 And then at one point, it was probably like 20 feet below me. 49:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's not bad. 49:23 Speaker 1 I go a little further. That's just fucking black. I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like coming back. 49:28 Speaker 1 There's like a barracuda below me too. I'm like, I know these people can't fuck you up. And I don't 49:32 Speaker 1 think he's gonna fuck with me. Hopefully not. But that's like, you're out there and you're just like, 49:36 Speaker 1 I can't move nearly as quick as this guy. Like I'm gonna fucking die out here. I didn't have a 49:38 Speaker 1 life jacket on either. I'm gonna fucking drown. So yeah, I'm not I don't mess with it anymore either. 49:44 Speaker 1 I'm getting more and more worried about it. I know Megan, we went into Jet Ski one time in 49:47 Speaker 1 Dustin, we went through the video in our coastal and it was during jellyfish season. And you know, 49:53 Speaker 1 you know, if you've ever been on a desk dinner, 49:54 Speaker 1 pan of all city or any of those areas, 49:56 Speaker 1 when jellyfish season is in, they're everywhere. 49:59 Speaker 1 I mean, you just see white jellyfish 50:01 Speaker 1 just floating in thousands of them. 50:03 Speaker 1 And so we get a jet ski. 50:05 Speaker 1 And I'm going so fast at the intercoastal. 50:07 Speaker 1 And I started like trying to be funny. 50:09 Speaker 1 And I'm like, doo doo doo doo. 50:10 Speaker 1 And I'm going back and forth with it. 50:12 Speaker 1 Well, I guess there was another boat 50:13 Speaker 1 that had created a wake in front of me. 50:15 Speaker 1 And I didn't know it. 50:16 Speaker 1 And I went like, doo doo. 50:17 Speaker 1 I turned sideways. 50:18 Speaker 1 And next thing you know, me and Megan 50:21 Speaker 1 are flying through the air. 50:22 Speaker 1 Like, I mean, dude, the jet ski turns off. 50:24 Speaker 1 Thank God I had the key wrapped or tied around my wrist. 50:27 Speaker 1 Oh, the tether, yeah. 50:28 Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude, we fly through the air 50:31 Speaker 1 and then all of a sudden, like we come up 50:33 Speaker 1 and we look at each other and we got our life jackets on 50:36 Speaker 1 and we just start swimming so fast 50:40 Speaker 1 and we're swimming through fricking jellyfish. 50:43 Speaker 1 So we're just getting like these burns 50:44 Speaker 1 and it just, you know, those jellyfish 50:46 Speaker 1 don't really sting you as much as they burn. 50:48 Speaker 1 It's just like a weird burn, 50:49 Speaker 1 but she's screaming at me. 50:51 Speaker 1 I'm screaming, I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 50:54 Speaker 1 We get back there, dude. 50:55 Speaker 1 She would not let me get on the jet ski. 50:57 Speaker 1 So she's like, yay, she's like stepping on me, 50:59 Speaker 1 like pulling me underwater. 51:00 Speaker 1 She was scared to death. 51:01 Speaker 1 I've never seen her. 51:02 Speaker 1 She was like crying. 51:04 Speaker 1 And I finally got out and she was so pissed. 51:06 Speaker 1 She wouldn't talk to me. 51:06 Speaker 1 But it's just that weird fear, man. 51:08 Speaker 1 Like when you can't see the bottom, 51:09 Speaker 1 that's why the Congo, now that I know that, 51:12 Speaker 1 I was gonna go and maybe swim in it one day. 51:14 Speaker 1 I won't now. 51:15 Speaker 1 It's like the most dangerous river also. 51:17 Speaker 1 I mean, even if it was like five foot feet. 51:18 Speaker 1 I think the Amazon is more dangerous. 51:20 Speaker 1 I think the Amazon is more dangerous. 51:22 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 51:23 Speaker 1 I think there's more shit in the Congo. 51:26 Speaker 1 I think I think what do you think more people die on a year? 51:32 Speaker 1 Well, I guess per capita or just in general, I would probably say the Amazon because there's 51:37 Speaker 1 no one out there on the fucking Congo like keeping track. 51:39 Speaker 1 But I know on the Amazon people like have huts and shit on the side of it and whatnot 51:42 Speaker 1 and they go in there and they're like, Oh, another crocodile got a baby. 51:47 Speaker 1 I got out eating the baby. 51:49 Speaker 1 Okay. 51:50 Speaker 1 Um, oh, here we go. 51:52 Speaker 1 Wow. 51:53 Speaker 1 Which one did you say? 51:54 Speaker 1 Amazon. 51:55 Speaker 1 No, no, I said more people die on Amazon, but I would say the con goes probably more dangerous. 51:59 Speaker 1 Well, it says here that, uh, more lives are claimed annually on the Amazon River, which 52:06 Speaker 1 records, oh my God. 52:08 Speaker 1 Dude, that over three people a day die on the Amazon River. 52:13 Speaker 1 Damn. 52:14 Speaker 1 I was going to say, uh, five thousand a year. 52:17 Speaker 1 No, it's more than 1,000 per year. That's still 3.5. That's nuts, dude. 52:22 Speaker 1 And then the Congo River is always catastrophic boating disasters and floods 52:29 Speaker 1 frequently kill hundreds of people per year. For instance, 200 people died in one 52:36 Speaker 1 in 52:38 Speaker 1 episode 52:40 Speaker 1 singing 52:42 Speaker 1 was a dang boat like a frickin 52:45 Speaker 1 bug boat 52:47 Speaker 1 if I 52:48 Speaker 1 one of those poker boats 52:50 Speaker 1 African tribes get on there like 52:53 Speaker 1 they're like okay I bet you one spear 52:56 Speaker 1 and one knife that I did this roll right 52:59 Speaker 1 yeah 53:00 Speaker 1 yeah Germany down there said 53:02 Speaker 1 Ganges River is the day 53:03 Speaker 1 Ganges River is pretty fucking bad 53:05 Speaker 1 Indians are shitting in there and then they take bass and it further down the river. Oh, 53:08 Speaker 1 yeah. Yeah. So's the Nile. The Nile's nasty. All right. Here's, here's your, here's your 53:12 Speaker 1 danger. So the Amazon River primary wildlife risk. You ready? Tell me which one's scarier. 53:19 Speaker 1 The primary wildlife risk on the Amazon is Cayman, Caymans, Anacondas and Piranhas. Those are the 53:29 Speaker 1 three that get the most people. All right. The Congo is hippos, alligators, piranhas. 53:40 Speaker 1 Damn, there's a lot of piranhas in the world. Spiders? How do spiders get you on the water? 53:47 Speaker 1 I told you that. They got spiders that live on the bank and they'll dive under the water 53:50 Speaker 1 and come up and get you. That's not true. Yeah. Watch the video on the other day. Spiders 53:54 Speaker 1 that go underwater. Yeah. They're fucking, they look like Translars, but they're bigger 53:58 Speaker 1 for their private the same size but they didn't go into water and everything they can I think 54:01 Speaker 1 they said they can hold their breath for like three minutes what yeah it's great where they 54:05 Speaker 1 do when they come up they jump on you they come up from beneath something on the water 54:09 Speaker 1 surface or yeah they climb up on your boat what okay says here uh tarantulas oh my god 54:18 Speaker 1 go under water hold their breasts for hours oh hours damn I thought it was only three minutes 54:22 Speaker 1 dude I'm never going there and then what do you know the tango is also the one that has 54:27 Speaker 1 that little parasite that swims up your pee. Oh, yeah, you got to pulsate your pee when 54:31 Speaker 1 you're peeing in the water. Parasite swims up pee into pee hole. What's that called? 54:39 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Oh, God. It's called the Canduru catfish. Bam. Oh, my God, dude. It naturally 54:50 Speaker 1 parasites the gills of larger fish. Attaches up with spines on the however, hunting style 54:56 Speaker 1 uses chemical sense or your urine trail to swim up into your pee hole. 55:04 Speaker 1 I told you I would I would I would cut it off, dude. 55:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would say it's scary. 55:08 Speaker 1 I'll say that's why, you know, we were underwear bed at night, too. 55:10 Speaker 1 And it can't be too careful. 55:12 Speaker 1 We get bugs in your pee hole. 55:13 Speaker 1 Never get but before we get on out here, like I said, let's go ahead and recap. 55:19 Speaker 1 We haven't seen the Braves yet as a recording. 55:21 Speaker 1 So that's tonight. 55:23 Speaker 1 Oh, speaking of that, you want to go to game Wednesday? 55:25 Speaker 1 Mmm today. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, okay. Uh, anyway, but what we do have information is the Falcons looked fucking great again with 55:34 Speaker 1 Their two and oh with panic starting. Uh, they absolutely went down to the Saints and fucking destroyed them 55:39 Speaker 1 I mean you have been the anniversary couldn't have been better 55:42 Speaker 1 It'd been 20 years since they reopened the super dome and we hit him with another fucking hurricane, baby 55:46 Speaker 1 It's come right on to tear their asses. Oh son, but uh 55:49 Speaker 1 but it's what the weirdest fucking thing about the Falcons is 55:53 Speaker 1 their records on Thursday night football and Monday night football are like insane like they performed the best on these when they're on prime time and they don't have to play on a Sunday I don't know why they can't play on a Sunday but 56:03 Speaker 1 I guess we'll figure out coming up to see what a pennies can do and I also saw the Falcons have the most points 56:09 Speaker 1 Total between week two and four and I think they both score I think these forty five forty points each game 56:14 Speaker 1 Against Green Bay and the now against the Saints, but it just felt good to beat a division rival that fucking 56:19 Speaker 1 But really anybody that bad it feels good. Obviously the same for fucking terrible our whole division is trash 56:24 Speaker 1 I think we're tied with the Panthers now and where we're both we're one and one in the division 56:30 Speaker 1 And I think two and two everyone's two and two except for 56:33 Speaker 1 Saints are one and three now and then bucks are still open for so they're just falling apart, but it looked good 56:37 Speaker 1 But I can't believe I'm going to say this. 56:40 Speaker 1 The Falcons look way better than the Detroit Lions. 56:45 Speaker 1 And I was actually blown away. 56:46 Speaker 1 Huge shout out. 56:47 Speaker 1 If you guys watch football and you watch that game, huge shout out to Kyle Pitts. 56:52 Speaker 1 I don't know if you saw what he did on that reception, that touchdown reception that was 56:55 Speaker 1 thrown from, had to be 40 or 50 yards. 56:57 Speaker 1 They threw it to him. 56:59 Speaker 1 Did you see how he caught it? 57:01 Speaker 1 Was it Pitts? 57:02 Speaker 1 I thought it was London. 57:03 Speaker 1 I think it was Pitts. 57:05 Speaker 1 Anyway, it was hands out. 57:07 Speaker 1 Whoever caught it hands out, not trapping against the body, 57:10 Speaker 1 like only their hands to pull in an easy 40. 57:13 Speaker 1 You never see that in the NFL, not as they're all lazy. 57:15 Speaker 1 They're like, I'll catch it like this. 57:17 Speaker 1 But dude, they looked really, really good. 57:20 Speaker 1 I'm excited for you. 57:21 Speaker 1 I'm not excited for Detroit to be coming here in December. 57:23 Speaker 1 I was all excited about getting a hotel room downtown. 57:26 Speaker 1 I was gonna stay at the Omni, 57:27 Speaker 1 cause I think that's where they're staying. 57:29 Speaker 1 I kind of, yeah, I started doing that. 57:32 Speaker 1 That's a good thing to do too. 57:33 Speaker 1 Stay at the same hotel as the team, 57:34 Speaker 1 that way you can see them in the lobby 57:35 Speaker 1 and get autographs, pictures, whatever. 57:37 Speaker 1 Fuck with a Monite. 57:39 Speaker 1 I don't wanna do that. 57:40 Speaker 1 I don't even, like, you, I don't think you understand 57:42 Speaker 1 how terrible it is to be in my situation and love sports 57:46 Speaker 1 as much as I love sports and not have a single team 57:49 Speaker 1 that is even remotely decent. 57:52 Speaker 1 Like it's painful, man. 57:54 Speaker 1 I mean, you got the Wolverines week, 57:58 Speaker 1 there are only four games in, it's over. 58:01 Speaker 1 Like the season's over for the national champions, 58:05 Speaker 1 what two years ago, three years ago. 58:06 Speaker 1 Let's say it went to big 12 somehow. 58:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, the Orioles, you know, I love baseball 58:11 Speaker 1 and they didn't even, I mean, they didn't try at the end. 58:14 Speaker 1 They just, I don't know, I won't rebuild for next season 58:16 Speaker 1 like they do every season. 58:18 Speaker 1 And then the Lions who arguably have one of the most 58:21 Speaker 1 like the highly praised offense in the league 58:25 Speaker 1 and they're ruining these guys's career. 58:27 Speaker 1 It's just like they do very sanders and all like, 58:29 Speaker 1 like the Detroit Lions need to just get rid of these kids 58:31 Speaker 1 and let them go out and win. 58:32 Speaker 1 Like Matthew Stafford, I mean, he never got a Super Bowl 58:35 Speaker 1 Detroit, but he goes to freaking LA and they're like, Oh, yeah, 58:37 Speaker 1 here's your bowl. 58:38 Speaker 1 First. 58:39 Speaker 1 So stupid. So so I am being I'm being a good Georgia resident. 58:45 Speaker 1 And this season and this season alone, I am primarily rooting for 58:51 Speaker 1 the University of Georgia. Yeah. The Atlanta Braves and the Atlanta Falcons. 58:57 Speaker 1 And I'm going to promote my support. I'm going to promote support that way because 59:01 Speaker 1 Detroit, Michigan and Baltimore have lost me for this season, but that's okay. 59:05 Speaker 1 I just want to be able to enjoy sports again, man. 59:07 Speaker 1 I do. I enjoy sports and God, the Falcons are fun to watch right now. 59:12 Speaker 1 They're, they're fun to watch and I never thought that would happen. 59:15 Speaker 1 As long as we keep Pinnock healthy, like I said, and keep him upright, 59:18 Speaker 1 I don't think he really took too many hits that last game. 59:20 Speaker 1 But it's so refreshing when you see a quarterback go through his 59:23 Speaker 1 read and gets the ball out in fucking three seconds or knows which way to roll out 59:26 Speaker 1 or which way and how to get the ball to somebody. 59:28 Speaker 1 And his spirals beautiful. 59:30 Speaker 1 I mean, he throws a perfect pass. He's dotting players and it's so such a change of pace from 59:35 Speaker 1 Watching toa for the first two weeks and that motherfucker 59:38 Speaker 1 I mean he's looking at his reach fucking two times like dude. They're fucking already 40 yards down the field 59:43 Speaker 1 You can't throw it that far. What are you doing? He's oh, oh, there's pits. Let me get fucking checked down for 30 59:47 Speaker 1 I mean, he also he also has short-term memory loss like like three seconds 59:51 Speaker 1 Maybe he scans by time he comes back. Wait, who's over there? Oh shit. They're already all the way down the field 59:56 Speaker 1 I'm getting back was this a runner a pass. Oh my god. I've done with the girl 1:00:00 Speaker 1 But it looks now 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Because before I think not only to not throwing the fucking ball but teams knew that the Falcons were gonna have to run it 1:00:07 Speaker 1 So they just prepared for the run every time because there was no 1:00:10 Speaker 1 threat of passing but now that we have a threat of passing we can go back to the run game as much as we want and 1:00:15 Speaker 1 Got a great. We got B. Robinson scored five touchdowns between Ryan and Vijon. They scored five 1:00:21 Speaker 1 So look good promising. It's got to keep everybody healthy 1:00:25 Speaker 1 We even had the left tack. We go out Jake Matthews with a growing issue. I don't know if he got popped in the cock or what happened to 1:00:30 Speaker 1 repolt something, but he had to go out. He's got like the 299 starts in a row. He's like top four of all time. So hopefully he can be 1:00:37 Speaker 1 backed by Sunday and get his next start and be 300. So the best the best that I heard was Beijon and Drake London. If you take last 1:00:45 Speaker 1 night's game and what was it two weeks ago or last week when they went off last week. If you take those two stats, they have 1:00:53 Speaker 1 more offense. Be John and Drake London have more offense produced in the last two weeks 1:00:59 Speaker 1 than like 17 NFL teams, which is crazy. I think I think I also saw Falcons are in the lead 1:01:06 Speaker 1 for yards, the most yards per game right now also, the lead to which it's good to see. Obviously 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Stefansti's got to keep that room under control and still tell him like guys, we are still two 1:01:16 Speaker 1 or two. All right, we still got to get this together. We've got Ravens next week, I believe, 1:01:20 Speaker 1 on Sunday. I think Lamar's out though. So that should help us a little bit. But she's 1:01:24 Speaker 1 got to keep whole pinix healthy. So I'm going to go watch the praise game tonight. Hopefully 1:01:28 Speaker 1 they can finish this shit in Atlanta because I don't know if they make it make it to game 1:01:32 Speaker 1 five in L.A. it's not going to be good for us more likely unless we're going to burn through 1:01:35 Speaker 1 another seven pitchers or what not get Ryan or get cur out there again. We're talking 1:01:39 Speaker 1 about that guy's story is crazy. Also, I guess you heard about him with the 711 and 1:01:42 Speaker 1 everything and he was working on a movie theater two years ago and praise me to Tommy 1:01:46 Speaker 1 John and now he's rocking and rolling. So we're going to go 1:01:49 Speaker 1 and get out of here for today though. Chuck, anything for 1:01:51 Speaker 1 we head on out? 1:01:52 Speaker 1 No, man. See you guys tomorrow. I'll be going to the game with 1:01:54 Speaker 1 Brandon or maybe I'll send Carter an Uber. I don't know what's 1:01:57 Speaker 1 going to happen. Okay. So I was all good. Oh, praise, wait, let's 1:02:00 Speaker 1 get it. Bye.