The Worst Songs Ever Made EP-405 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-06
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Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a- 0:59 Speaker 1 Hey, I went a minute to a Tuesday and the nail-o-show YouTube just crossed over 50,000 views in 1:04 Speaker 1 in his first two weeks. So that's going good over there. Be sure to check it out. And on this day in history, back in 1866 was the first US train robbery carried out by the Reno gang over there there. See more Indiana. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It is the day that I know show over this Charles iron fist. No, we love Cowboys and Robin shit. So are you excited today is the day that the first ever was a train robbery occurred. 1:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, but what year? 1:28 Speaker 1 Uh, 1866. 1:30 Speaker 1 1866. 1:32 Speaker 1 What year was the train invented? 1:34 Speaker 1 Uh, I think that was, uh, early 1800s, right? 1:38 Speaker 1 No way, dude. I mean, it had to be robbed within three or four days of it being operational. 1:42 Speaker 1 There's no way somebody, there's no way somebody waited 60 years to rob that thing. 1:48 Speaker 1 If that's the case, those were some good God-fearing people back then. 1:52 Speaker 1 When we're training to be in America, all right, let's see here. 1:54 Speaker 1 see here. First commercial mechanical pastor trains in America were developed late 1820s and 30s. 2:00 Speaker 1 See the, yeah, the granite railway in Massachusetts opened 1826 and that was horse drawn. You imagine 2:09 Speaker 1 those fucking horses having to pull that shit? You're telling me it took 30 years for somebody to sit 2:15 Speaker 1 down with their buddies and go, Hey, you know what we should do? We should rob that thing, right? 2:21 Speaker 1 Isn't that, doesn't that seem a little weird? 2:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think, uh, they, they, they brought passenger trains though, right? 2:28 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. Because you wanted everybody's money and their watches and their hats and boots and everything. 2:33 Speaker 1 When it was the first passenger train invented in America, let's look at this real quick, uh, 1830. 2:43 Speaker 1 So yeah, I guess it took them 30 years, you know, they, uh, but back then they, they could come up with 2:47 Speaker 1 of stuff is quick. You know, they didn't know how to do it or what not. They didn't have 2:50 Speaker 1 like plans or anything. And it was like the first thing ever done, right? So no one's ever 2:53 Speaker 1 done it before. So there's not really like a playbook or anything like that. So I think 2:57 Speaker 1 it they're just trying to shut out, you know, I'm sure there was a lot of bots robberies, 3:01 Speaker 1 like they're just run up to the side and they just get shot. 3:04 Speaker 1 I ran over by the train. Yeah, they're probably doing a good solid 30 attempts to learn how 3:08 Speaker 1 to do it properly. They're probably a lot of dead cowboys during them trying to get 3:12 Speaker 1 this done and figure it out. But it just takes a while to figure out a Robert train. 3:16 Speaker 1 Well, it made me think because, you know, when we went over this a little while ago, when was the first passenger car? 3:21 Speaker 1 When did when did Henry Ford create the car? What you told us? What was that? 3:24 Speaker 1 1912? 3:26 Speaker 1 1902? 3:27 Speaker 1 There was 1908, I believe. 3:28 Speaker 1 OK, so let's just say any of those are correct, right? It was early 1900s. 3:33 Speaker 1 Do you know when the first carjacking happened? 3:37 Speaker 1 Uh, that is great. 3:40 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Dude, that's the logic. I'm going like, as soon as something's invented 3:45 Speaker 1 Within a year it has to be robbed. 3:47 Speaker 1 Right? 3:48 Speaker 1 I mean, that's just, that's just human nature. 3:50 Speaker 1 But according to AI, and I, and I, and I know that I'm using the word car 3:54 Speaker 1 jacking because car jacking is different than car theft, which I'm sure the first 3:59 Speaker 1 Model T that rolled off the assembly line was stolen within a few hours of 4:04 Speaker 1 getting home. 4:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you could just like jog next to the guy. 4:07 Speaker 1 Be like, can you give him a car back, man? 4:08 Speaker 1 Come on. 4:09 Speaker 1 Please. 4:10 Speaker 1 They're going like eight miles an hour. 4:11 Speaker 1 So did you. 4:13 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's talking about. 4:14 Speaker 1 one but continue. Do you have any idea when the first carjack when the when the term carjacking 4:20 Speaker 1 was first invented and when it started happening. I think it's gonna have to be somewhere around 4:25 Speaker 1 prohibition when people are all pissed off they couldn't drink and they're like gonna run 4:29 Speaker 1 alcohol rounds. I'm gonna go 19 22. No 1991. Damn that was first. How do they you might not 4:38 Speaker 1 be able to get the year but I know you'll get the city. I'll give you three guesses and you're 4:42 Speaker 1 you can nail it. Philadelphia. No. Weird. Weird choice. You know, 4:48 Speaker 1 just got a lot of people stealing. You're on the right. You're on the 4:51 Speaker 1 right track. All right. Well, there's two more in my head. There's 4:54 Speaker 1 Atlanta. You're saying you're close, but no. Baltimore. 5:00 Speaker 1 Dang, I can't believe you didn't guess this one. This will be my 5:02 Speaker 1 first Chicago. They lost to the Carolina Panthers last night. 5:08 Speaker 1 Oh, Detroit. 5:12 Speaker 1 Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, I imagine with the but what's funny is how long they had the train, you know 5:17 Speaker 1 We went from train to car because I'm sure people were just like sitting on the train 5:21 Speaker 1 They see a bunch of Cowboys coming up 5:22 Speaker 1 I mean you probably had like a what 15 minute notice that you see him off in the distance. You're like we've got to get robbed or what? 5:27 Speaker 1 I feel like you'd have a lot of notice and they all carried guns like 5:31 Speaker 1 How do you how do you successfully rob a train? 5:34 Speaker 1 When everybody on the train is like hey, do you think that's dudes on horseback wearing handkerchiefs on their face? 5:40 Speaker 1 And then you know that his buddies like I don't know Merle, you know 5:44 Speaker 1 And they're looking through their weird telescopes or binoculars or whatever like oh, yeah, those are robbers 5:48 Speaker 1 When are they gonna be here about 20 minutes? What should we do? Nothing like it doesn't make any sense 5:54 Speaker 1 It seems like they would be shooting you through the window of the train, right? 5:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know how that happened 5:58 Speaker 1 I mean I know there's probably a lot of women and children on there so they don't carry guns right 6:03 Speaker 1 The dudes that are I think I think back in the day 6:06 Speaker 1 I guess the cool way to travel was horse and carriage right like trainers for poor people 6:10 Speaker 1 Really, I thought the train was for rich people. 6:14 Speaker 1 Oh, maybe I just thought maybe you couldn't afford a horse 6:16 Speaker 1 and carriage and you couldn't afford to take care of it. 6:18 Speaker 1 So you had to ride the train. 6:20 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 6:22 Speaker 1 I think the train was a luxury. 6:24 Speaker 1 What do you think they just they just hauled poor people 6:26 Speaker 1 across the United States on a train, 6:29 Speaker 1 but the rich people got to ride a horse. 6:31 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, I thought that maybe they learned 6:33 Speaker 1 from the end he was like, man, 6:33 Speaker 1 take forever to get these fuckers over here on foot. 6:35 Speaker 1 Like we need a train to get all the pours moved out 6:37 Speaker 1 on the people we don't want. 6:38 Speaker 1 You think the train early on in the early United States was just used to move poor people 6:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, just get them put them in poor areas. This isn't Nazi Germany, dude 6:47 Speaker 1 Like come on 6:50 Speaker 1 No shut up see they see no 6:53 Speaker 1 That's how the time is supposed to be used. You know what dude. What is wrong with you're going to hell 6:57 Speaker 1 That was that was actually inappropriate that you that was not right and that's not how it should be used 7:02 Speaker 1 And I'm and we used it for rich people only 7:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, check my God. I'm selling a whole right there. Yeah. He's like, that's like the Jews. 7:10 Speaker 1 They're dirty and boy, but I'm on a train. No, that's not not what I meant at all. And then, 7:18 Speaker 1 what was this little lesson? 200 years later, Instagram launched on this day back in 2010, 7:24 Speaker 1 which was a crazy time. I remember getting on, you know, Snapchat was already around. 7:28 Speaker 1 I think that they came out about the same time. The aesthetic of Instagram was just very odd. 7:32 Speaker 1 like before I blew up on my Instagram, I was, you know, I just, it was just a regular casual 7:37 Speaker 1 kid thing to have and whatnot. 7:39 Speaker 1 So I would post a bunch of dumb shit on there. 7:41 Speaker 1 So when I started popping off, I deleted all my old posts because they were just terrible 7:44 Speaker 1 quality pictures just looked awful. 7:47 Speaker 1 I'm like eight years old, 10 years old. 7:49 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, I just probably don't want this on here. 7:51 Speaker 1 But it's pretty crazy that it started back in 2010. 7:54 Speaker 1 Were you on, you probably weren't early on Instagram where I'm sure Megan was though. 7:58 Speaker 1 I got my Facebook account in 2009 and I got my Instagram account whenever this show started. 8:10 Speaker 1 Oh, so I got mine on two years ago. 8:13 Speaker 1 And I have less followers than our show, like less followers than the show that we have 8:18 Speaker 1 on social media. 8:19 Speaker 1 I think I got like 400 followers or something and I apologize. 8:22 Speaker 1 I haven't posted in quite a while. 8:24 Speaker 1 I'm just bad. 8:25 Speaker 1 I don't ever post. 8:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, the people just want to see what you're up to. 8:27 Speaker 1 what Chuck Charles Ironfish is doing. 8:29 Speaker 1 But I don't think they do. 8:31 Speaker 1 That's, I'll say that's today in history for you. 8:33 Speaker 1 Like I said, getting back to the YouTube page, 8:36 Speaker 1 going really well over at 52,000 views 8:38 Speaker 1 and 202 subscribers over there. 8:40 Speaker 1 So if you all want to go over there, 8:41 Speaker 1 the Daily Dose Show, go over there, 8:42 Speaker 1 give us a sub, watch all the videos, 8:44 Speaker 1 put it in post on a lot of clips, 8:45 Speaker 1 some of my own old content, 8:48 Speaker 1 now that we got a new page. 8:48 Speaker 1 And then all the shows being posted. 8:50 Speaker 1 I think we're up to 125. 8:52 Speaker 1 They're all uploaded, they're just private right now. 8:54 Speaker 1 So YouTube doesn't look like we're spam and everything. 8:56 Speaker 1 So once those are uploaded, we'll be releasing those early the day before on YouTube if you want to watch them. 9:01 Speaker 1 So going good. 9:02 Speaker 1 We're probably out of YouTube jail. 9:04 Speaker 1 They don't realize we're not an Indian scam bot and they are sending our shit to the people. 9:08 Speaker 1 So that's what we need. 9:10 Speaker 1 Well, how was your day to day? 9:11 Speaker 1 Chowers look like you almost look like maybe a frat guy. 9:16 Speaker 1 OK, well, it is breast cancer awareness. 9:20 Speaker 1 So I had to teach fifth grade today for the last time. 9:23 Speaker 1 I'm actually retiring from fifth grade this year. 9:25 Speaker 1 I told all the kids today that they were so mean to me and they're so bad that I'm never teaching fifth grade again this this year 9:32 Speaker 1 I'm out. I can't do it. I just can't the things that are being said what they're doing 9:36 Speaker 1 I heard words I heard comments and I never want to hear again for the rest of my about you know about just things 9:42 Speaker 1 They say to each other and like I'm obligated to report it like you can't say some of these things 9:48 Speaker 1 What are they saying? I shouldn't it just of it 9:51 Speaker 1 The gist of it would be like, you know, like one kid looking 9:56 Speaker 1 another kid and being like, you know, you have ugly boobs, 10:00 Speaker 1 you know, things like that. 10:01 Speaker 1 Or healing. 10:02 Speaker 1 Look at that. 10:03 Speaker 1 Or, or, or like, you know, looking at a kid and being like, 10:05 Speaker 1 why is your skin that color? 10:06 Speaker 1 You look dirty, you know? 10:08 Speaker 1 Like, what are we doing, dude? 10:10 Speaker 1 So like I do these things, but what they don't understand is 10:14 Speaker 1 like, I can't not say anything, you know, 10:16 Speaker 1 cause if like, if I don't say anything and then that, 10:18 Speaker 1 that girl or that kid goes home and say, 10:20 Speaker 1 Hey, mama, little boy school did I look dirty? 10:24 Speaker 1 You know, and then they're like, who's a mister? 10:26 Speaker 1 And Mr. L was a white man. 10:29 Speaker 1 Mr. L was agreeing with him and laughing in the corner. 10:31 Speaker 1 No, that's not true. 10:33 Speaker 1 Like get the question like that. 10:35 Speaker 1 Exactly. 10:36 Speaker 1 So I was like, look, so I reported everything. 10:38 Speaker 1 So it's not, I had to do that. 10:39 Speaker 1 And then I had to write a letter to the sub 10:40 Speaker 1 because the sub that I've been taking care of 10:42 Speaker 1 for the last three days, she's on a cruise. 10:45 Speaker 1 You're subbing for a sub? 10:46 Speaker 1 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 10:47 Speaker 1 The teacher. 10:48 Speaker 1 Oh, the teacher. 10:49 Speaker 1 teacher that I've been subbing for. She's on a cruise. So, you know, I tried to talk 10:53 Speaker 1 Megan because Megan's done with her. She did a long term in kindergarten and the teacher 10:57 Speaker 1 that had the baby is back. So now Megan's free. So this morning I wake up and I'm like, 11:03 Speaker 1 sounds like this is a day for Megan to go in and take over from me, you know what I mean? 11:08 Speaker 1 Like I shouldn't have to go in. And Megan goes, they're used to you. 11:14 Speaker 1 It's not good. I don't like them being used to me. They're freaking out. 11:17 Speaker 1 No, listen. 11:18 Speaker 1 No, exactly. 11:19 Speaker 1 They're fist bumping me. 11:20 Speaker 1 They're trying to hug me all the time. 11:21 Speaker 1 And it's like, dude, it's hard. 11:23 Speaker 1 Like when you want to build a relationship with these kids, but at some point you're like, 11:27 Speaker 1 look, man, you guys got to like listen. 11:29 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 11:30 Speaker 1 Like, you got to respect my author tie, right? 11:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can't be afraid. 11:35 Speaker 1 Don't. 11:36 Speaker 1 And I'm not, dude, I'm telling you, like I yell at them. 11:39 Speaker 1 Well, today was pretty bad. 11:40 Speaker 1 I mean, I yell at them a lot. 11:41 Speaker 1 But the problem is I can't, you know, you can't really in the school system today with 11:46 Speaker 1 with these kids, you can't really do anything. 11:49 Speaker 1 At the end of the day, what am I gonna do? 11:51 Speaker 1 I'm gonna call their parents, you know? 11:54 Speaker 1 Like back in the day, I feel like there was a little bit more, 11:58 Speaker 1 teachers had a little bit more of a leash 12:00 Speaker 1 to like, really lay down the law, right? 12:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, well the problem is you have parents 12:04 Speaker 1 that just aren't, parents and their kids, 12:05 Speaker 1 cause they all, they're millennials and they're like, 12:07 Speaker 1 oh, he's just feeling like that today. 12:09 Speaker 1 Sorry if he bit you or what not, 12:11 Speaker 1 that's just how he feels. 12:12 Speaker 1 You know, we're just gonna let him get through these emotions. 12:14 Speaker 1 So the parents really need to be beat up first. 12:16 Speaker 1 And then you go back to where you can beat kids, 12:19 Speaker 1 or beat them, but a heavy discipline on them. 12:21 Speaker 1 Because before we know, 12:23 Speaker 1 you're not gonna have public school 12:24 Speaker 1 in the next 10 years unless something changes. 12:26 Speaker 1 Because there's just so many teachers 12:27 Speaker 1 that are just quitting. 12:28 Speaker 1 I know especially in Georgia, there's a major teacher shortage. 12:31 Speaker 1 There's like 20,000 teachers in Georgia 12:33 Speaker 1 that quit this year just because like you were saying, 12:35 Speaker 1 like they can't discipline the kids. 12:38 Speaker 1 And then you go and tell the parents what they're doing. 12:39 Speaker 1 And the parents are like, 12:40 Speaker 1 I don't really give a fuck. 12:41 Speaker 1 Like you're a problem during the day. 12:42 Speaker 1 What do you want me to do about it? 12:43 Speaker 1 And that's the problem because parents aren't beating their kids at home like they should. 12:47 Speaker 1 Or at least, scared them enough to know that they shouldn't do it so you don't get beat. 12:51 Speaker 1 That was really my dad's philosophy. 12:52 Speaker 1 Like, I won her two good beatings and I knew that, you know, I don't want that again. 12:56 Speaker 1 So then you're on your best behavior. 12:58 Speaker 1 But that's you're having to beat your kid every day. 13:00 Speaker 1 That's a problem. 13:01 Speaker 1 You got to have a different approach. 13:02 Speaker 1 You know, you got to beat them real good one time. 13:03 Speaker 1 So that way they're scared to not get beat again. 13:05 Speaker 1 Well, I think you got to find out like what kids, what actually scares a kid or what they really 13:11 Speaker 1 value, right? 13:12 Speaker 1 Because like me I was scared to death getting beat. I hated spanking's dude. I hated him 13:17 Speaker 1 But my sister she she'd take it like Mike Tyson like she would just be like 13:23 Speaker 1 And then she'd be like screw you, you know, like give me more 13:27 Speaker 1 But you take away her free time or you you ground her into the world like her social life was all she cared about 13:33 Speaker 1 So I noticed one of the kids and this is something like I don't know why this like detention used to be a thing like 13:39 Speaker 1 I went to the pension. 13:40 Speaker 1 I mean, I would do, you know, or silent recess where you just have to sit in the corner of 13:44 Speaker 1 your classroom and literally our teacher would put you up against the window. 13:48 Speaker 1 So you're staring out at the playground the whole time and you can't look away. 13:53 Speaker 1 So one of the kids, the teacher left me a note and she said, Hey, like this kid is 13:59 Speaker 1 going to be sitting at the desk with you. 14:02 Speaker 1 And it's like, you know, I've already talked to his parents. 14:04 Speaker 1 They've already approved of this discipline and he will sit with you at the desk. 14:09 Speaker 1 And you know, I'm like, that's a good idea, I guess. 14:11 Speaker 1 I got 10 minutes in doing, I'm exactly 10 minutes in. 14:15 Speaker 1 I'm going, this is freaking terrible. 14:17 Speaker 1 Like I'm over there and they're doing like, you know, quizzes 14:19 Speaker 1 or whatever, they're working on their stuff. 14:22 Speaker 1 And I got my phone and I go like this, right? 14:25 Speaker 1 And I'm working on my phone and he goes, 14:27 Speaker 1 let's try out what's that sticker. 14:28 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, God. 14:30 Speaker 1 Just yeah, you see what it is. 14:32 Speaker 1 And it's just, you know, I go, I don't know, man, 14:35 Speaker 1 it's a sticker. 14:36 Speaker 1 And he goes, what's it mean? 14:37 Speaker 1 I was like, I don't know dude. 14:38 Speaker 1 You know? 14:39 Speaker 1 And then two seconds later, I'm on my phone, 14:41 Speaker 1 well my lock screen is Megan, right? 14:44 Speaker 1 And he goes, whoo, who's that? 14:46 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm like this kid is on me. 14:50 Speaker 1 Like he's just all day just staring at me. 14:52 Speaker 1 Like he has nothing else to do. 14:53 Speaker 1 I'm like, why am I being punished for this kid's actions? 14:56 Speaker 1 But anyway, so it's been a long three days, dude. 14:58 Speaker 1 I'm glad I'm done. 15:00 Speaker 1 I'm working my regular day job the rest of the week. 15:03 Speaker 1 And but that's why I'm wearing this. 15:05 Speaker 1 I felt like, you know, I should be a breast cancer awareness 15:09 Speaker 1 supporter my life day in an office. 15:12 Speaker 1 I thought you were supporting the salmon that made it finally 15:14 Speaker 1 to the top of the river. 15:14 Speaker 1 They're all at the top of the river now. 15:16 Speaker 1 It's not salmon, it's pink. 15:20 Speaker 1 Well, that's what pink salmon, you know. 15:22 Speaker 1 They swim up the river and they just got here. 15:24 Speaker 1 They just got there today. 15:26 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 15:27 Speaker 1 You know, the salmon swim up river before it gets too cold. 15:32 Speaker 1 Or maybe it's down here. 15:33 Speaker 1 is not today though. Yeah, I just saw a video day most of them got there. Are you serious? 15:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they get to a spot and then they just chill out up there. Isn't it weird that 15:42 Speaker 1 salmon do that in October and it's also breast cancer awareness month? Yeah, and they're 15:49 Speaker 1 supporting they're doing like those run for titty runs titty runs say the titty runs. 15:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I actually I had somebody reach out. Actually, well, you know, the West Foundation. 16:00 Speaker 1 If you guys haven't been in any of our events, 16:04 Speaker 1 the West Foundation, Sarah Babrik, 16:05 Speaker 1 we love, we support her because they're trying to save, 16:08 Speaker 1 people have leukemia and find a cure and all that. 16:11 Speaker 1 And her husband called me last night, 16:12 Speaker 1 who Brandon actually knows, 16:14 Speaker 1 because he's the one who brought all the water 16:15 Speaker 1 for our dunk tank when we were at a brewery 16:18 Speaker 1 in the pontoon brewery in Sandy Springs. 16:20 Speaker 1 And he calls me and he goes, 16:21 Speaker 1 hey man, I need your help. 16:22 Speaker 1 I said what? 16:23 Speaker 1 And he said, you know, you guys do a lot of like 16:25 Speaker 1 charity stuff and things like that. 16:27 Speaker 1 He said, you know, I'm trying to raise a lot of money 16:29 Speaker 1 because I'm working with this nonprofit organization, 16:32 Speaker 1 the Dominican Republic, 16:34 Speaker 1 to bring fresh water to the rural areas of Dominican, right? 16:38 Speaker 1 And I go, I go, well, how much money are you trying to raise? 16:41 Speaker 1 And he's like, well, I've already raised 75,000, right? 16:44 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 16:45 Speaker 1 He's already went there and built like 20 miles 16:50 Speaker 1 of fresh water piping for these people. 16:53 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what can I help you with? 16:54 Speaker 1 Like you're talking to the wrong guy. 16:55 Speaker 1 Like our events raised $75. 16:58 Speaker 1 Like I don't know what you want me to do. 17:00 Speaker 1 Like we're not exactly fundraisers. 17:02 Speaker 1 And he was think outside the box, right? 17:04 Speaker 1 He's like, I need some, I need a fundraiser. 17:06 Speaker 1 I need to think outside the box. 17:07 Speaker 1 So I was like, okay, what do you think 17:09 Speaker 1 is the first thing I came up with? 17:10 Speaker 1 And, hint, you just reminded me when you said that. 17:13 Speaker 1 So that's why I'm saying this. 17:15 Speaker 1 Dominican dunk tank? 17:16 Speaker 1 No, what? 17:17 Speaker 1 No. 17:18 Speaker 1 But Dominican today. 17:19 Speaker 1 What did you say before we got to that? 17:24 Speaker 1 Something about, oh, salmon, swimming. 17:26 Speaker 1 I'm so stupid. No, I'm not talking about salmon 17:33 Speaker 1 Um breast cancer awareness 17:35 Speaker 1 Close breast. What do you think? Think about think about a charity event that would work. Oh? 17:42 Speaker 1 Naked topless women doing what? 17:47 Speaker 1 Showing the tits doing what oh oh holding a little Dominican baby. No what no a 5k a 17:54 Speaker 1 a five and naked five. Yeah, that's going to be really hard to set up because you got to like shut down the city and everything and five and five miles for them to run somewhere. 18:01 Speaker 1 Five kilometers. It's not that big of an hour on a track. 18:05 Speaker 1 I don't know if a school is going to allow us to have a bunch of naked women out there. 18:09 Speaker 1 But get that's the best part. The only people that pay are the spectators. Like the people that run in it, they run it for free. 18:16 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, no, I got you. Yeah, yeah, that sounds. I thought you're going to do something with Dominicans though that make more sense. 18:20 Speaker 1 and 18:22 Speaker 1 the benefit them but 18:24 Speaker 1 I say you saw a Mr. Beast of that in Africa, right? You put all those wills in 18:28 Speaker 1 We had top is 5k. No, no, he put a bunch of wills in over there in Africa 18:33 Speaker 1 Okay, and all people are upset about him because they haven't made a return video 18:37 Speaker 1 But then he came out said someone said something and all the Africans just let the wills fall apart 18:41 Speaker 1 So didn't last very long. Yeah, that's what I didn't want to tell I didn't want to tell Tim that 18:46 Speaker 1 How about I say I take about money and invest it and tell them how to keep their shit running and keep it fixed 18:52 Speaker 1 You know it's just they're just not big maintainers or fixtures 18:55 Speaker 1 So it's really hard so you put all that money in and just all goes out the window and you know like a year 19:00 Speaker 1 So they're like all of them are just wives. You know I mean like everything around a house that I fix 19:06 Speaker 1 Megan as soon as it breaks. It's just broken forever 19:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's zero chance. It's gonna like that belly that light and 19:11 Speaker 1 in under the microwave over the oven, it went out a year ago. 19:18 Speaker 1 And all Megan says is, you need to fix that light. 19:21 Speaker 1 And I'm like, look, dude, I'll do anything in this house. 19:23 Speaker 1 I'll repair drywall. 19:25 Speaker 1 I'll fix plumbing. 19:26 Speaker 1 I'll kill my, I'll try to fix electrical until I get marked to come do it. 19:30 Speaker 1 But I'll do anything. 19:31 Speaker 1 But if it's something simple that my wife can do, I want to empower her to do it. 19:35 Speaker 1 Right? 19:36 Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like that's what you should do. 19:38 Speaker 1 You know how long we've been without light? 19:40 Speaker 1 and a half. But yeah, yeah, it's about that. Yeah. And she's never going to do it because 19:44 Speaker 1 she just uses. So that's I feel like that's what he's going to be dealing with in Dominican. 19:49 Speaker 1 But who knows? And if you guys want to donate, let me know. If you have an idea of a fundraiser, 19:54 Speaker 1 anything's on the table, we got to think outside the box and we got to raise about 75 K and 19:58 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's going to happen or not or we get Lily to help. 20:02 Speaker 1 Does the DR do they have a hurricane or earthquakes as bad as Haiti does? Or is it just like the 20:08 Speaker 1 earthquakes just hate Hades side more. 20:09 Speaker 1 I think it's, I think it's for some reason they only affect Haiti. 20:14 Speaker 1 And I think if you don't believe in God, that should be like your first like, 20:17 Speaker 1 man, God is real. 20:18 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Like if they're on the same island, but only half 20:21 Speaker 1 it gets destroyed every five years. 20:25 Speaker 1 It's not that they celebrate for like, yeah, no, we didn't get hit again. 20:28 Speaker 1 No, I don't care. 20:31 Speaker 1 It's like if we only had earthquakes in the most conservative cities or the most 20:35 Speaker 1 liberal cities, you know what I mean? 20:37 Speaker 1 California. Yeah. Like, okay. See, case in point. I mean, that city's always on fire and 20:43 Speaker 1 shaking apart. Clearly not God's favorite over there. That's for sure. I'm just waiting for it to 20:47 Speaker 1 fall into the ocean. I'm still I'm still thinking that's going to happen. Because isn't that kind of 20:51 Speaker 1 science has proven that's going to happen, correct? The San Andreas fault one day will 20:55 Speaker 1 break off. Isn't that right? Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be like California Island or something. We could 20:58 Speaker 1 go out there and do a series and we're like digging on the border and try to speed that process up. 21:02 Speaker 1 up just that actually get day one of the daily doe show trying to make California fall into 21:07 Speaker 1 the ocean. And all we do is just dig the entire San Andreas fault two feet, right? And then 21:12 Speaker 1 we come back four feet and we just keep going back and forth until people start getting worried. 21:16 Speaker 1 How long do you think it would take people to get scared? 21:18 Speaker 1 We have to be funny is like you have people on the California side like stop, please stop 21:22 Speaker 1 the other people on our side. Fuck you guys are going to the ocean. We got a bunch of volunteers 21:28 Speaker 1 out there with Jack Hammers. That's a good idea. 21:32 Speaker 1 He breaks it off. Yeah, that'd be pretty funny. That'd be exciting. But uh, uh, real quick 21:36 Speaker 1 for him to move on. You said, uh, back it up a little bit. You said you're retiring from 21:39 Speaker 1 fifth grade. That doesn't mean you're not moving to another grade, are you? Yeah. Yeah. 21:42 Speaker 1 Oh, you're not doing, you're not going, are you going to middle school? So you're gonna 21:47 Speaker 1 fucking hate your life. Okay. So I volunteered to do, and I know this is, I know this is 21:55 Speaker 1 absolutely crazy. I volunteered for high school. Yeah, yeah, we can spread around our podcast 22:00 Speaker 1 there. I'm not doing that. That's actually the worst and last thing I would ever do. But 22:06 Speaker 1 I did volunteer to do it. I want to get I want to build relationships with some of these teachers 22:11 Speaker 1 that are going to be a part of my kids lives. And I feel like to be honest, man, when I look 22:16 Speaker 1 back on my life and my youth, high school teachers always were a really a bigger influence 22:23 Speaker 1 on me than my middle school and elementary teachers, right? 22:27 Speaker 1 I mean, high school teachers can really mold some of these kids. 22:30 Speaker 1 I just want to get to know them and build those relationships that way. 22:33 Speaker 1 If there's any excuse me, if there's anything I need to know, they'll tell me 22:37 Speaker 1 hopefully, but that's what I'm thinking about doing. 22:38 Speaker 1 And then also I'm not doing fifth grade because I'm tired of all the talkback 22:41 Speaker 1 and all the stuff. 22:42 Speaker 1 So I think I'm going to go to third. 22:44 Speaker 1 I think thirds my sweet spot. 22:46 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 22:47 Speaker 1 I was about to say, yeah, you don't want anything from six to eighth grade. 22:50 Speaker 1 uh there's no there they're they're work they're like the fifth graders but they start using cuss words and they got hormones raging dude and they're always talking about 22:56 Speaker 1 boners and everything and it's and the craziest shit that's when they that's when you really start finding out uh hearing about uh 23:03 Speaker 1 vulgar jokes and just like uh dirty shit and the uh the racist jokes start coming out real bad and is it you know as a middle school there's fun it's 23:10 Speaker 1 crazy. It's hectic. But as an adult like you haven't been in there. 23:14 Speaker 1 It's probably the worst job ever. And I look back now and I understand why most 23:17 Speaker 1 my teachers were so mean. Just couldn't have to deal with fuckers like us all the 23:20 Speaker 1 time. We I know at least four teachers. We made cry. Just like fuck you. 23:24 Speaker 1 We're not listening to you. And then my buddy got in trouble saying, Oh, Canada 23:27 Speaker 1 middle of the class. Remember I told you that one whole class has erupted and 23:30 Speaker 1 they send the ISS and we continue to erupt and then she cried. 23:33 Speaker 1 That bitch. Yeah. But I'm not going to put myself in that situation. Now, the 23:37 Speaker 1 one thing I am afraid of is being in high school and I know what you're gonna say. 23:42 Speaker 1 You're gonna laugh at this. It's not funny. I'm not being funny. Okay. I'm being serious 23:47 Speaker 1 because I know I know how it is. I just feel like a lot of the girls are gonna crush us 23:51 Speaker 1 on me. You know what I mean? Like a high school. You're gonna get sexual allegation charges all 23:56 Speaker 1 the time. That's what I'm afraid of because because like I do talk to people and I joke around, 24:02 Speaker 1 you know, and then you're talking about like 11th and 12th graders. They misread that. They 24:07 Speaker 1 take like, oh, he's nice to me. He likes me. You know what I mean? So that's a big fear 24:12 Speaker 1 of mine as well. Like I don't really, I don't want to get caught on a charge that I didn't 24:15 Speaker 1 do anything. 24:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why it probably best to go for a 12th grade, just that way they're getting 24:20 Speaker 1 out of there. They're going to go to college. They're going to turn 18 anyways. And that's 24:22 Speaker 1 not really a problem. It's something where to come up like afterwards. 24:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, but then you got to worry about them like getting your number and sending you a 24:28 Speaker 1 picture. And then next thing you know, you're on date line. 24:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if they're 18 at that point, you're good. 24:33 Speaker 1 you're not. That's the worst thing that could happen. Oh yeah, your marriage still that's 24:39 Speaker 1 right. Yeah. Yes. Still. Why would you say that? Oh forever. Oh forever. Okay. My bad. 24:47 Speaker 1 But all right. No twelfth graders yet third grade, Bobby best and you don't want anything. 24:51 Speaker 1 Are they still shooting their pants and third grade though? No, I think that's over like 24:56 Speaker 1 in first grade. Like at the end of first. That's when you pretty much stopped doing that, I think. 25:00 Speaker 1 Okay. So, all right. 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Yes. I mean, you'll get four pups up, baby. Look at that. But no, but I say the 26:35 Speaker 1 the Patreon, I just I just send that to the advertising guy, but he's like 150 a week. So we 26:42 Speaker 1 don't we never get money ever. Yeah. Yeah. That's so just but I think YouTube was gonna be our best 26:47 Speaker 1 bet. Just go it's climbing really well right here at the beginning. And I'm gonna say I've been 26:51 Speaker 1 Uploading for two weeks. So all right. Well, we'll go and get into what the chick 26:58 Speaker 1 The job 27:13 Speaker 1 All right, so you made me feel guilty the other day, but not guilty 27:16 Speaker 1 Maybe feel stupid and I didn't appreciate and I was happy all the time 27:19 Speaker 1 No, it doesn't have an all the time. 27:21 Speaker 1 Is it the wood? 27:22 Speaker 1 Is it the wood? 27:23 Speaker 1 No, can we not talk about the petrified wood 27:25 Speaker 1 ever again in life? 27:26 Speaker 1 Jesus. 27:27 Speaker 1 No, so the other day I was really excited, 27:32 Speaker 1 and just, you know, I'm not the only one. 27:33 Speaker 1 I was really excited. 27:34 Speaker 1 I found a band born the bone crusher that I was excited about. 27:38 Speaker 1 She was great, she's still great, 27:40 Speaker 1 and I've decided that I'm gonna like her no matter what, 27:42 Speaker 1 and I don't care that she's AI-generated, 27:44 Speaker 1 and I don't care that I didn't know she was AI-generated. 27:46 Speaker 1 I love her. 27:47 Speaker 1 And just, you know, at the ballpark, 27:49 Speaker 1 we got rained out yesterday. The boys were all listening to music in the dugout with the 27:53 Speaker 1 rain pouring down. And one of them goes, he goes, Hey, coach, can we listen to that AI 27:59 Speaker 1 band you like so much? And I was like, what? And I guess Carter told him how good it is. 28:04 Speaker 1 So I was like, yeah, you guys can hear it. Yeah. So we put it on. Boys loved it. Okay. 28:09 Speaker 1 So just so you know, AI music. Awesome. But what I did, it got me thinking. So you got 28:14 Speaker 1 the medical mental capacity as a 10 year old. I don't care. I don't care. It's good music. 28:18 Speaker 1 Okay, it's good music. 28:19 Speaker 1 And born the bone crusher, I highly recommend. 28:22 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I was looking up the five worst songs 28:27 Speaker 1 of all time. 28:29 Speaker 1 Like, and this is off rancor.com, AI gave me a few Google. 28:32 Speaker 1 I went through and I combed through this list. 28:35 Speaker 1 And I found not only are all five of these, 28:38 Speaker 1 not AI generated, and I know that for a fact, 28:41 Speaker 1 you, sir, know all five, 28:43 Speaker 1 and I wanna see if you can guess the five worst songs 28:46 Speaker 1 of all time. 28:47 Speaker 1 one is indisputable and I'm actually kind of surprised. I'll give you hints because I think 28:52 Speaker 1 it's going to be hard if I don't give you hints. So the first one number five, the fifth worst 28:56 Speaker 1 song in the history of America. You ready? Yep. It was recorded by Chuck Berry. You should 29:04 Speaker 1 get this. Oh, it's the one with the Yoko Ono on it, Yoko one, whatever name was. 29:09 Speaker 1 Oh, what? Yeah, I would say that. 29:11 Speaker 1 Chuck Berry is? Yeah, he's the black guy that did that song with John Lennon and 29:15 Speaker 1 and they brought on Yoko, what was that? 29:18 Speaker 1 Yoko Ono or Yoko One? 29:20 Speaker 1 See that weird screech loud? 29:22 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no. 29:23 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 29:24 Speaker 1 That is the same guy. 29:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29:26 Speaker 1 No, it's not that song. 29:27 Speaker 1 It's actually a song that you know 29:29 Speaker 1 and you've probably sang in your life. 29:32 Speaker 1 Oh, I say that's the only Chuck Berry knowledge 29:34 Speaker 1 I really have is of that one song right there. 29:36 Speaker 1 The hint is it's name, the name of it 29:39 Speaker 1 is also slang for a penis. 29:41 Speaker 1 Oh, uh, Dixon cider. 29:46 Speaker 1 No. 29:47 Speaker 1 Number five is dangling. 29:49 Speaker 1 Have you ever heard that song? 29:51 Speaker 1 Um, I don't think so. 29:53 Speaker 1 How does it go? 29:54 Speaker 1 It goes, my dangling, my dangling. 29:57 Speaker 1 Won't you play with my dangling? 30:00 Speaker 1 You ever heard that? 30:02 Speaker 1 Um, hey, is it, do they do a re reimagination with Caillou? 30:08 Speaker 1 Don't know for some reason I feel like it's something Kai you would sing 30:11 Speaker 1 I just know that's number five and it is dumb. So I agreed with that number four 30:15 Speaker 1 this one was recorded in 2005 and 30:19 Speaker 1 It was done by 30:22 Speaker 1 Josh Duhamel's 30:24 Speaker 1 White for ex-wife. Oh cuz you had a bad day 30:28 Speaker 1 What? Cuz you had a bad day saying one down just dude singing that. Oh, that's what you said. Oh, it's why 30:36 Speaker 1 This song was this song was sung by Josh's ex-wife Josh knows who Josh who Josh do him. Oh 30:46 Speaker 1 um 30:47 Speaker 1 And what he's saying. Oh my god. I figure out who it is the band name has a vegetable in it 30:53 Speaker 1 The band name has a vegetable in it his band. Oh is her band or his band her band. What are you are you listening to me? 31:01 Speaker 1 I'm trying but I don't know these words are these names. Um, it has a vegetable in the band 31:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know the band you know red hot chili peppers. You're close. It's the black eyed peas. Oh 31:12 Speaker 1 Yes, that's what I'm saying. It's 31:15 Speaker 1 I did not even know that I don't know who Josh Dumal is oh 31:19 Speaker 1 Okay, number four by the black eyed piece the fourth worst song in history. What's the name of it? Come on? You got it 31:27 Speaker 1 Screaming shout now 31:30 Speaker 1 The end oh wait, no, no, it's um 31:32 Speaker 1 Um, it's the one they got all for. 31:35 Speaker 1 It's the full black eyed piece. 31:37 Speaker 1 Uh, let it rock. 31:40 Speaker 1 Let it rock now. 31:42 Speaker 1 Uh, the time. 31:45 Speaker 1 Are these even black eyed pea songs? 31:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're having, I mean, this was like, that's all they play at the fair, 31:50 Speaker 1 the time of my life, the time of your life, whatever it was. 31:53 Speaker 1 I don't think it's right. 31:55 Speaker 1 And I'm trying to think of the one with the, with the AI, like, uh, face, the 32:01 Speaker 1 skull. It was like a person of all them put together. Will I am said that later? 32:05 Speaker 1 That might be the one. But can you sing the song? 32:10 Speaker 1 Uh, 32:13 Speaker 1 is that the one where she's like, she's so 2000 and late. So 2008. 32:17 Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me think about it. I don't know. The answer is my 32:23 Speaker 1 humps. Oh, my hulps, my hulps, my sexy lady. Yeah. What? 32:29 Speaker 1 I thought that was just a I didn't know that I thought I was just a fergie 32:32 Speaker 1 standalone saw didn't always with black eyed peas. It's black eyed peas 2005 my 32:36 Speaker 1 humps as rated as the fourth worst song in American history. Number three recorded 32:42 Speaker 1 in 2010. I think you've actually said on the show before that this artist is good 32:47 Speaker 1 looking and sexy. It's a male. Oh, dick in the box. It's a dude. It's a it's a 32:56 Speaker 1 singer. Yeah Justin Timberlake dick in the box. Oh, no, not that Justin. Justin 33:02 Speaker 1 Bieber Justin Bieber third worst song of all time. He recorded it in 2010. Oh, 33:13 Speaker 1 the baby song baby baby baby. That's correct. Oh, what the fuck this list is clearly in 33:23 Speaker 1 Val. I mean, you had a 13 year old girls 10 year old girls singing that like crazy. I mean, 33:27 Speaker 1 these concerts were packed to fuck out with these terrible song. It's a terrible one. 33:31 Speaker 1 I'm not saying that people didn't sing it. 33:33 Speaker 1 Wait till you get the number two and number one. 33:35 Speaker 1 We're saying they're terrible songs. 33:36 Speaker 1 This is what, and this rank, 33:37 Speaker 1 I know you can't yell at me about this. 33:39 Speaker 1 Okay, these are on, if the computer says it, it's true. 33:43 Speaker 1 All right, number two, recorded in 1992. 33:47 Speaker 1 This artist, his daughter went on to be a megastar 33:51 Speaker 1 and left him in the dust. 33:52 Speaker 1 Oh, Billy Ray Cyrus. 33:54 Speaker 1 Got it. 33:55 Speaker 1 And, oh, see if I remember any Billy Ray Cyrus. 34:01 Speaker 1 song's uh... did he reduce something like tear in my beer but he did his own 34:06 Speaker 1 version and it was weird 34:08 Speaker 1 uh... you don't know 34:11 Speaker 1 the second worst song of all-time in american history that was written in 34:14 Speaker 1 song by billy ray Cyrus you have to know this 34:17 Speaker 1 not a huge billy ray sirens fan i gotta tell ya 34:20 Speaker 1 uh... everybody know what song do you think i'm where he was at 34:25 Speaker 1 uh... oh oh i know this much though i know it was uh... 34:28 Speaker 1 It was not considered country. They wouldn't put him on the charts. And that's why he went and did that song with low-nausex. So they put him on the country charts. 34:34 Speaker 1 That was 20 years later. 34:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's the only part I know. 34:38 Speaker 1 Um, uh, thanks to her and oh, Bohemian, Bohemian, grow. 34:47 Speaker 1 People are screaming right now at their radio. 34:51 Speaker 1 Baby, baby, baby, come back. 34:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God, you're so close. 34:57 Speaker 1 baby baby baby got back sing it for me sing it the way he sung it I have no 35:02 Speaker 1 fucking idea uh baby got back sir mix oh okay no no no the correct answer 35:13 Speaker 1 achy are you serious did you freeze I thought you froze achy great heart yes 35:23 Speaker 1 oh you think he sing it for me sing it for me no not a clue uh is it does it sound 35:28 Speaker 1 like tear in my beer. Not seeing it the way you think a geeky 35:31 Speaker 1 breaky heart went is my a geeky breaky heart I got a hot 35:35 Speaker 1 daughter and she likes to fart. I have no clue. Don't tell my 35:42 Speaker 1 heart my a geeky breaky heart. I just don't think he'd understand 35:47 Speaker 1 that one. Do you remember it? I maybe a little bit for some 35:50 Speaker 1 reason that the cadence is always tear in my beer though by 35:52 Speaker 1 Hank Williams Jr. I mean, I'm so weird. Okay. Now the worst 35:57 Speaker 1 song in the history of America. You can Google this right now. Every single list had this is the 36:04 Speaker 1 worst song ever recorded. I'll be honest with you. I was very surprised. Okay. Here we go, Brandon. 36:11 Speaker 1 You got this 1985. Oh, God. Beautiful year. Beautiful year. Great music being made. Okay. 36:18 Speaker 1 this band that should remind you of aliens recorded this song which is now the worst song 36:28 Speaker 1 in the history of America what band is it? 36:31 Speaker 1 Oh shit is it? 36:33 Speaker 1 Oh he said alien was it like alien farmhouse or something? 36:38 Speaker 1 Is it the one alien at farm was way after this I'm saying that the name of this band should 36:41 Speaker 1 remind you of aliens. 36:43 Speaker 1 Oh, it's not you I must. 36:47 Speaker 1 the Mars, right? Oh, a rocket man. 36:51 Speaker 1 It's Elton John. And that's a song. This man should remind you of Elon Musk or 36:57 Speaker 1 aliens or what we took to the moon. 37:01 Speaker 1 We took to the moon. 37:03 Speaker 1 Armstrong and the 37:06 Speaker 1 ether. 37:08 Speaker 1 How are you this bad at this? 37:11 Speaker 1 I'm born and I listened to rap and that's about it. 37:14 Speaker 1 Maybe a little bit of country. Okay. 37:15 Speaker 1 1985. I'll give you the band. The band is Starship Starship. Oh, like the sex 37:21 Speaker 1 store. Yes. Yes. And they came out with this song, which you should know. It's the 37:27 Speaker 1 only hit they ever had. And it's the worst song in American history. Come on, 37:30 Speaker 1 you got it. Oh, take me to the moon. Nothing to do with the moon. It's has to do with this city, 37:37 Speaker 1 this city. Born in Boston. No, this city. This city, Atlanta. 37:44 Speaker 1 Oh, this city. 37:46 Speaker 1 This city, uh, next next up city. 37:50 Speaker 1 Oh, Gotham City. 37:52 Speaker 1 No, this city. 37:53 Speaker 1 This city in history. 37:56 Speaker 1 It's wrong with you. 37:58 Speaker 1 Are you being serious? 38:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, I have no idea. 38:01 Speaker 1 I don't know if I've heard any of these songs. 38:03 Speaker 1 It's about building it in this city. 38:05 Speaker 1 Building it in this city. Philadelphia. 38:08 Speaker 1 Building it in this city. 38:15 Speaker 1 This city, what is the name of the song? 38:17 Speaker 1 Building it in this city. 38:23 Speaker 1 This city? 38:24 Speaker 1 What's it? 38:25 Speaker 1 What an acidity? 38:30 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 38:31 Speaker 1 I'm gonna give you one more. 38:32 Speaker 1 Listen to me. 38:33 Speaker 1 Listen closely, okay? 38:36 Speaker 1 1985, the band is Starship. 38:39 Speaker 1 They recorded the worst song of all time. 38:42 Speaker 1 The title of the song, and I just need you to say it. 38:45 Speaker 1 And it's about them building it in this city. 38:49 Speaker 1 What's the name? 38:51 Speaker 1 What's the name of the song? 38:54 Speaker 1 And Germany's over here saying, 38:56 Speaker 1 he is never gonna get this city, 38:59 Speaker 1 Starship, this city. 39:00 Speaker 1 Oh my God, okay, the name of the song, 39:03 Speaker 1 and I'm not lying, it's called, 39:05 Speaker 1 We Built This City. 39:07 Speaker 1 And I know you've heard it. 39:10 Speaker 1 I can't say I have, I don't think I know. 39:12 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 39:13 Speaker 1 Dude, he goes, we built this city. 39:16 Speaker 1 We built this city on rockin' Robl built this city. 39:21 Speaker 1 You never heard that? 39:23 Speaker 1 Maybe a little bit. 39:24 Speaker 1 Maybe that's something that was on the radio 39:25 Speaker 1 back in the day, I was right around. 39:27 Speaker 1 What is wrong with you? 39:28 Speaker 1 Anyway, that is the rundown of the five worst songs 39:32 Speaker 1 in American history, 39:33 Speaker 1 Dingling by Chuck Berry, My Humps by Black Eyed Peas, 39:37 Speaker 1 Baby by Justin Bieber, Aiki Breaky Heart by Billy Ray, 39:42 Speaker 1 and Brandon's personal favorite from 1985. 39:45 Speaker 1 we built this city, my starship. 39:48 Speaker 1 I can't believe you didn't get that. 39:49 Speaker 1 That's really bad. 39:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, I must say, why don't you 39:52 Speaker 1 talk me to these top five more songs ever? 39:54 Speaker 1 Like, you know, only one of them. 39:55 Speaker 1 Getting you hints that you can't not get. 39:57 Speaker 1 Only two of them were born, or at least after I was born. 40:00 Speaker 1 You know, it's just kind of like, 40:01 Speaker 1 I don't have time to go back and listen to old shit 40:03 Speaker 1 because they're producing new shit. 40:03 Speaker 1 Same thing with like, 40:04 Speaker 1 Okay, did you know tear in my beer? 40:07 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, it's classic. 40:09 Speaker 1 I suppose built this city. 40:11 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 40:14 Speaker 1 I don't think it is, but I said, I always said that before. 40:16 Speaker 1 like, you know, kids nowadays, they're never going to watch any movies in the 80s. 40:20 Speaker 1 Cause they've got so much to catch up on from the 90s and the early 2000s. 40:23 Speaker 1 And they got new movies coming out. 40:24 Speaker 1 So the old shit just slowly fades away and dies. 40:27 Speaker 1 And you never really going to hear it again or watch it. 40:30 Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? 40:30 Speaker 1 Cause they're just running out of room to put stuff and they want to put the new 40:33 Speaker 1 stuff first before they put the old stuff. 40:35 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 40:37 Speaker 1 My kids watch home alone. 40:39 Speaker 1 That was in the 90s, wasn't it? 40:41 Speaker 1 My kids watch a Christmas story. 40:44 Speaker 1 Okay. 40:44 Speaker 1 So one movie a year they watch. 40:46 Speaker 1 It's pre 1990. 40:48 Speaker 1 You said you like watching peanuts. 40:50 Speaker 1 No, I have, I've not watched it 15 years, but you do when I was a kid. 40:56 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, I think you got it. 40:58 Speaker 1 You got to keep this music alive. 41:00 Speaker 1 We all got to walk. 41:00 Speaker 1 I mean, don't give me wrong though. 41:01 Speaker 1 AI music is great. 41:02 Speaker 1 OK, I will never stop listening to AI music. 41:05 Speaker 1 I'm looking forward to the next artist that comes out. 41:07 Speaker 1 It just sucks. 41:08 Speaker 1 I'll never see him on tour, but you know, whatever it's like to go see him on tour. 41:12 Speaker 1 And it just got you in like a fucking broom closet with a VR headset on. 41:15 Speaker 1 like, I love this. 41:19 Speaker 1 So like, would you like to VIP experience with born? 41:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, yes, I would, you know, I got my VR headset. 41:24 Speaker 1 Like, you just autographed this. 41:25 Speaker 1 She's like, absolutely. 41:27 Speaker 1 Just a virtual chick just like giving me a virtual blow job. 41:32 Speaker 1 Just like, yeah, I'll tell you. 41:34 Speaker 1 Take off the glass. 41:34 Speaker 1 It's like some almost guy. 41:36 Speaker 1 Would that be? 41:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 41:41 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 41:42 Speaker 1 Before we move on, I do want to know, because you said yesterday, you mentioned. 41:46 Speaker 1 that Lily had reached out to you. You talked to Lily or her people. So she got this package 41:53 Speaker 1 that the Daily Doge show will Brandon mailed her. Can you can you fill us in on what and 41:58 Speaker 1 what would you would you mail her because I never got clarification on that. I just I 42:02 Speaker 1 just envision 35,000 Mark stickers and I'm just I'm really scared that that happened. 42:06 Speaker 1 I don't think she got any Mark stickers. Germany is actually the one that ordered all of it 42:10 Speaker 1 and then shifted and I just sent him the money for it. So I have no idea what I was in there. 42:14 Speaker 1 I saw the picture that Jade sent me was at a hat in there. 42:18 Speaker 1 It looked like maybe a shirt. 42:20 Speaker 1 So I don't know what else was included in there. 42:21 Speaker 1 It's like $90 worth of stuff though. 42:23 Speaker 1 And then like, who's Jade? 42:24 Speaker 1 Her assistant. 42:25 Speaker 1 When that I talked to. 42:27 Speaker 1 She sent you a picture of it? 42:29 Speaker 1 Of the merch, yeah. 42:30 Speaker 1 Was it just laying in a box or was it like somewhere else? 42:33 Speaker 1 It was in a box. 42:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:34 Speaker 1 She just opened it. 42:35 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. 42:36 Speaker 1 OK. 42:36 Speaker 1 So you guys don't have a plan for you yet? 42:38 Speaker 1 Oh, she gets back from Australia sometime this week. 42:40 Speaker 1 So I got to hit her back up whenever she gets back from Australia. 42:43 Speaker 1 I guess she's gonna try it on and shoot us a picture. 42:46 Speaker 1 Two shirts and a hat. 42:47 Speaker 1 Look at there. 42:48 Speaker 1 Look at there. 42:49 Speaker 1 We'll have her cut the nipples out of one. 42:50 Speaker 1 And the other question, when you guys mailed it. 42:55 Speaker 1 So when a porn star sends you their address, was this a PO box or was this a physical residence? 43:02 Speaker 1 I have to know. 43:03 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 43:04 Speaker 1 I just let me see what it says. 43:06 Speaker 1 I don't think there was a PO box. 43:09 Speaker 1 It was. 43:12 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna read it out, but I don't see anything. Maybe this this these random lovers CH 45 7 PF 43:20 Speaker 1 Maybe that's like a PO box over there. I have no I don't know how your UK fucking postal codes work 43:27 Speaker 1 No, it's not the address there's a like three other things in front of that you gotta have before you get that 43:32 Speaker 1 Maybe that's like their area code. I have no idea but no looks to be like a unless it's a PO box 43:36 Speaker 1 I don't know physical address. See there you go Jeremy knows look at that. That's cool, man 43:40 Speaker 1 Alright, I didn't know I didn't know I'm just I was trying to figure that when you mentioned it yesterday 43:43 Speaker 1 I was like I don't remember what the plan was with that so 43:47 Speaker 1 Alright cool. Alright, sounds good. Alright, we're gonna go and get to daily dose of dumb news 43:54 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news for you 44:06 Speaker 1 daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news 44:12 Speaker 1 the 44:26 Speaker 1 is a zirker to plant as like a research facility out there in the Siberian area. 44:33 Speaker 1 Uh, supposedly what the story was or there's one story out there is this chick was working in the 44:37 Speaker 1 lab. She knocked over this bile of, uh, plague. Some kind of plague. Uh, and it got out and it got 44:42 Speaker 1 on her. She goes to the hospital and she ends up dying within a, with, with, with through the night. 44:48 Speaker 1 So now they got 200 people on her quarantine, keeping eyeballs on them. They're hoping it did not 44:52 Speaker 1 escape or anything, but now the use is reaching out to Russia saying, Hey, uh, what the fuck did y'all 44:56 Speaker 1 release and how many people got it and who all died and do you have everybody secured but apparently this one is 45:02 Speaker 1 Supposed to be pretty nasty apparently with antibiotics you should be okay 45:06 Speaker 1 But if you catch it and you don't get antibiotics, it's like a really good chance you die 45:10 Speaker 1 So it's kind of exciting a little bit like we get to experience our own plague which would be kind of insane 45:17 Speaker 1 But hopefully it just stays over there on that side of the world 45:19 Speaker 1 We just kind of watch it play out 45:20 Speaker 1 But I'm sure if the Russia falls to a plague that's gonna probably disrupt the 45:25 Speaker 1 the world economy a little bit. 45:27 Speaker 1 So maybe hopefully they get it under control 45:29 Speaker 1 and figure it out. 45:30 Speaker 1 But I don't know what the plan is. 45:31 Speaker 1 I guess they're just supposed to tell the US 45:32 Speaker 1 what happened in the US is like, all right, 45:33 Speaker 1 well y'all better figure it out 45:34 Speaker 1 and end up like fucking China putting this shit all over 45:37 Speaker 1 the world. 45:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how I went down with COVID, right? 45:40 Speaker 1 Is China was like, oops, right? 45:43 Speaker 1 I mean, that was it. 45:44 Speaker 1 So the one thing that I know, 45:45 Speaker 1 the way you know this story is a complete false, 45:48 Speaker 1 like a false, like it's a lie completely, 45:51 Speaker 1 is did you say that she accidentally knocked over 45:54 Speaker 1 a vial of. Plague. Oh, but that's not exactly what it says. I'm just kind of 46:00 Speaker 1 there. I'm just saying, like, I know that when we have like, like last night, 46:06 Speaker 1 we were watching the Braves game, right? If my wife has a glass of wine on her 46:10 Speaker 1 little, we have like these little tables that sit in front of the couch. I don't 46:14 Speaker 1 know what they're called like TV trays, if you will. That's what they're like. 46:17 Speaker 1 Every person in this house knows that if my wife has a glass of wine on that TV 46:23 Speaker 1 right? And you mess around and you knock that wine glass off. Everybody's heads gonna roll 46:28 Speaker 1 like everybody in the house. We're all in trouble. So I think just going on a limb here. If I 46:34 Speaker 1 had a vial of plague sitting on the camera, I don't think anybody's accidentally knocking 46:42 Speaker 1 like oopsie. I knocked over the bubonic plague, you know. So how did it happen exactly per 46:48 Speaker 1 the source that you have. 46:50 Speaker 1 It says lab technician 28 year old woman worked at the Urk Cuts, 46:54 Speaker 1 Anti-Plague Research Institute of Siberia in the Far East in the town of Shekla-Baw. 46:59 Speaker 1 She died after being diagnosed with pneumonia after unknown origin. 47:04 Speaker 1 And there was something, there was an accident in the facility, 47:08 Speaker 1 but then you come down here also and it says, 47:11 Speaker 1 current narrative that a researcher made a mistake is plausible. 47:14 Speaker 1 Human error is the most common case of biosafety events. 47:17 Speaker 1 the reported risk mitigation efforts seem appropriate. That have been said, first reports are usually wrong and Russia has historically not been particularly forthcoming about what actually happened. So, 47:26 Speaker 1 yeah, from that stance right there, it seems like something really bad happened. And they're just like, Oh my God, tell them the woman knocked it over and she just got inhaled it and she just died. She's the only one, no one else has got it. But they do have like 200 people 47:37 Speaker 1 and quarantine to watch them. 47:38 Speaker 1 Dude, you know what my, one of my biggest, 47:42 Speaker 1 it's not my biggest fear, but it's a big fear of mine. 47:45 Speaker 1 And I know that I did this in school. 47:47 Speaker 1 I didn't, I didn't do it, but I saw somebody do it. 47:49 Speaker 1 And since I saw how bad it could have been, 47:51 Speaker 1 it scares me to death. 47:52 Speaker 1 Do you remember that thing that they had in science class 47:56 Speaker 1 where you'd put like all the little like containers 47:59 Speaker 1 of like different mixtures and there's like little circles 48:02 Speaker 1 and a circle and you'd close the lid 48:04 Speaker 1 and you'd push the button and they'd go, 48:06 Speaker 1 And it starts spinning like. 48:09 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 48:10 Speaker 1 I don't know what they're called. 48:11 Speaker 1 I don't know what that thing is called, but I remember back then this is in the 90s. 48:14 Speaker 1 I think it's a centrifuge. 48:16 Speaker 1 I guess. 48:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, whatever. 48:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. 48:19 Speaker 1 Whatever it is. 48:20 Speaker 1 It spun those freaking little glass bottles so fast. 48:23 Speaker 1 And I remember being in 11th grade and we were in there spinning them. 48:28 Speaker 1 And one of the kids we opened it up and it let you open it, which is crazy, right? 48:33 Speaker 1 And it was slowing down, but he tried to like stop it and one of the glass vials busted 48:41 Speaker 1 and just cut the tip of his finger, right? 48:43 Speaker 1 And immediately I looked down and this thing's jagged. 48:46 Speaker 1 So then every time I saw it, it was like, ew, no, it was like, dude, that'd be gnarly. 48:51 Speaker 1 If you stuck, if you just stuck your hand in there and like tried to grab them, you 48:55 Speaker 1 know? 48:56 Speaker 1 So I bet you that's how it happened. 48:58 Speaker 1 I bet you had it in a centrifuge. 48:59 Speaker 1 She stuck her hand in there. 49:01 Speaker 1 She's doing some fucking stupid Russian media is just like alright. Just tell them the dumbass woman did something 49:07 Speaker 1 And they're probably playing like darts in there or some shit someone missed it hit the fucking bio 49:11 Speaker 1 I'm like what was that but like plague oh fucking hell 49:14 Speaker 1 Well, I think I think everybody like you know you you know, I mean you do irrigation 49:19 Speaker 1 You've done you've done enough jobs that no matter what your job is 49:25 Speaker 1 The human nature of it comes into play and you do something stupid in that job 49:30 Speaker 1 Or you do something to be funny in that job, right? 49:33 Speaker 1 Don't tell me when doctors get done having open heart surgery. 49:37 Speaker 1 They don't look at the nurse and go, hey, wait, did you take the gauze out? 49:41 Speaker 1 You know, and the nurse is like, what? 49:43 Speaker 1 Like, I'm just kidding. 49:44 Speaker 1 I think they're going to say, I think it's going to be that. 49:46 Speaker 1 Look at me over here and they're like just flopping his wiener around. 49:48 Speaker 1 Hello nurse Naomi, you know, and she's like, oh my God, you know, I mean, or just whatever. 49:57 Speaker 1 But I think that that could be a part of it too is when you're working in a I mean and don't get me wrong 50:02 Speaker 1 That's a pretty scary place to work like out of all the places I could work in the world 50:07 Speaker 1 I'd say working with plagues is kind of scary right like that's got to be the scariest thing you're ever gonna work with 50:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, they got you in the middle fucking Siberia too 50:14 Speaker 1 So something like this does happen 50:15 Speaker 1 They're just gonna block off the entire area to keep it from spreading and then you pretty much 50:20 Speaker 1 It's like you're just gonna have to fucking die down here 50:21 Speaker 1 I mean one thing just drop a bomb on you 50:24 Speaker 1 Why isn't it a beer is because it's cold? It's not very old. I feel like it's cold in all the movies 50:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, and it's just very isolated from everything else 50:31 Speaker 1 I mean you got a few small towns there 50:32 Speaker 1 But it's not where the main populace is so I guess they just hang out there and then it's probably better for if the fire 50:36 Speaker 1 So's it's gate maybe it like dies quicker 50:38 Speaker 1 I don't know because that's why they also do a lot of research on these nasty shits and 50:42 Speaker 1 Antarctica and whatnot they got all these research facilities down there that way if something bad does get out 50:47 Speaker 1 It just killed all those people in the facility and you're pretty much good to go 50:49 Speaker 1 It's kind of like a resident evil scenario. You gotta go in. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it sounds like 50:54 Speaker 1 That sucks. I bet you that's what happened. But here's the good thing. You said it can be cured with that. Would you say what? 50:59 Speaker 1 Plague it is. I don't know how many plagues we have an robotics for do we have do we have an antibiotic for the bubonic plague? 51:06 Speaker 1 I don't know. We might look up how many plagues are there? 51:17 Speaker 1 I feel like there's at least three 51:19 Speaker 1 three. Um, this is coming out of the Bible. Oh God, we're in biblical times already. 51:28 Speaker 1 Um, no, so this one is water turned to blood. Uh, this one just says frogs. Uh, you got 51:34 Speaker 1 natural ice. I don't know what this one is. This is just the plagues of Egypt. How many 51:41 Speaker 1 plagues are there in the world. 51:45 Speaker 1 All right, here I got it. 51:46 Speaker 1 I got it. 51:47 Speaker 1 There's five. 51:49 Speaker 1 Well, here we go. 51:49 Speaker 1 The Black Death, which was 1346 to 1353, 51:54 Speaker 1 which was the bubonic plague, which was, yeah, dude, 51:58 Speaker 1 wiped out 75 to 200 million people. 52:01 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 52:02 Speaker 1 So this one, the one they got over there in Russia 52:04 Speaker 1 is the new monic plague, lung based and highly contagious. 52:06 Speaker 1 That's the one they got. 52:07 Speaker 1 That's a bad one. 52:08 Speaker 1 I'm looking at them. 52:10 Speaker 1 See, like the 1918 Spanish flu was a plague 52:14 Speaker 1 that killed 100 million people. 52:17 Speaker 1 The plague of Justinian, 52:19 Speaker 1 that's an early bubonic plague outbreak 52:21 Speaker 1 across Mediterranean Europe 52:22 Speaker 1 that killed 30 to 50 million people 52:24 Speaker 1 and 541 to 549. 52:27 Speaker 1 How do you even count back then that eye? 52:30 Speaker 1 New world smallpox, we all know what that is. 52:33 Speaker 1 Well, did you know HIV and AIDS as a plague? 52:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, I saw that on here. 52:37 Speaker 1 It was an ongoing epidemic or something like that. 52:38 Speaker 1 Oh my God. COVID-19 is a plague. 52:42 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, they still got it there. 52:43 Speaker 1 Uh, causing estimated, see this, this blows my fucking mind on this one right here, 52:48 Speaker 1 causing an estimated seven to 38 million deaths. 52:51 Speaker 1 How do you, how do you have that number wrong? 52:52 Speaker 1 How is there a $31 million span between, oh, it could be seven million or 52:56 Speaker 1 it could be 38 million dollars. 52:58 Speaker 1 It's like going to a job and they're like, yeah, we're going to pay, uh, seven or 53:02 Speaker 1 we're saying dollars. 53:03 Speaker 1 Are you saying dollars or deaths? 53:05 Speaker 1 Yes. 53:05 Speaker 1 I'm maybe a, a set dollar debt. 53:07 Speaker 1 Is that but is that are you talking about COVID that's COVID? Yeah, but it says right here 53:10 Speaker 1 It says get out of the nobody died of the flu that year causing estimated seven to 38 million 53:15 Speaker 1 That's like going to a job to like how much you gonna pay me like man somewhere between seven and thirty eight million dollars 53:21 Speaker 1 Like that's a big fucking difference there like you just no one fucking numbers at the wall 53:24 Speaker 1 You're just guessing so that's how you know, that's fucking irrelevant. I don't really know what's going on there 53:29 Speaker 1 So 53:30 Speaker 1 All right up next 53:32 Speaker 1 Cloud Dubai copilot allegedly planned to crash Israel bound jet at Ben Gory on airport. So by now we also 53:40 Speaker 1 The pilots with fly Dubai. You got an Indian guide and you got this other guy to a BB 53:44 Speaker 1 and he just starts stabbing his airline copilot and they 53:50 Speaker 1 They were able to regain control and then they weren't gonna crash it into the airport, but thinking about it, you know, it's 53:57 Speaker 1 At first I was like ah fuck, we don't got another terrorists tab 54:00 Speaker 1 But it's over there in the middle east. I'm not really too worried about it because there are stipulations and everything are way different than us 54:04 Speaker 1 Uh, does that just when you fly? I'm trying to think just do I have TSA 54:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they have security. Yeah. Oh, okay 54:12 Speaker 1 Uh, but I thought maybe be uh, they didn't that's why they allowed this guy on here now 54:16 Speaker 1 The next problem is I guess they're gonna really have to in their own country have to start uh, you know 54:22 Speaker 1 Differentiating between the good and the bad Muslims, you know 54:24 Speaker 1 And it's I feel like for them that'd be easier because like when we look at it and do our testing and whatnot 54:28 Speaker 1 We're like, Muslim man, probably bad. 54:30 Speaker 1 I don't want them flying a plane. 54:32 Speaker 1 Now, I don't know how they go about figuring it out. 54:35 Speaker 1 So, you know, I don't like to stereotype. 54:37 Speaker 1 You know, I'm not, I don't like to jump on your bandwagon 54:40 Speaker 1 of just stereotyping people. 54:42 Speaker 1 But there's one, there's one stereotype 54:45 Speaker 1 that I think we need to as a collective in the world, 54:49 Speaker 1 kind of get behind. 54:50 Speaker 1 And that's like maybe Middle Eastern people 54:53 Speaker 1 shouldn't be pilots. 54:55 Speaker 1 If you're a brown, you know fly. 54:57 Speaker 1 Oh my. 54:57 Speaker 1 I'm not. 54:58 Speaker 1 And it sucks because you know, I know, 55:00 Speaker 1 I know there's hundreds of millions of them 55:02 Speaker 1 that have no ill will and no bad intentions toward anyone, 55:06 Speaker 1 but every time a plane goes down in a suicidal, 55:11 Speaker 1 like since 1942, right? 55:14 Speaker 1 Like in 1942, if you got on a triple seven 55:17 Speaker 1 and your pilot was Japanese, would you fly? 55:20 Speaker 1 You're a little worried. 55:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're like, oh my God. 55:23 Speaker 1 But have you guys ever flown more than one mission? 55:26 Speaker 1 Like, my first vision. 55:28 Speaker 1 I only know how to take off. 55:31 Speaker 1 We'll be fine. 55:32 Speaker 1 What? 55:33 Speaker 1 So, I mean, I think that that's kind of where we're at. 55:37 Speaker 1 Ever since September 11, it always kind of like surprised me. 55:40 Speaker 1 Because, I mean, I flew as an air marshal. 55:43 Speaker 1 I mean, I'd fly missions all over the world. 55:46 Speaker 1 You know how many, not many Middle Eastern pilots I had when I was flying Delta, United, 55:52 Speaker 1 American? 55:53 Speaker 1 I know. 55:54 Speaker 1 Zero. 55:55 Speaker 1 I paid attention right and if I went up there and there was a Middle Eastern pilot and his name was Abdul Sharif 56:00 Speaker 1 I might have been like yo dude like maybe I'd have gone. Maybe I'm not feeling well today 56:06 Speaker 1 We're around in this fucking flight get this guy off about the terrorists 56:10 Speaker 1 I'm not and I'm not again. I'm not saying that that's the case, but I'm saying there's some things in life 56:15 Speaker 1 That if if you get on a plane out of the Middle East and both of your pilots are Middle Eastern 56:23 Speaker 1 is there a chance they're jihadist? 56:26 Speaker 1 Absolutely. 56:27 Speaker 1 So why am I gonna fly? 56:29 Speaker 1 It's like asking an Indian man, no offense, 56:33 Speaker 1 not, I'm not, not dot feather. 56:36 Speaker 1 It's like asking an Indian man to be DD at the end 56:38 Speaker 1 of the night in Billings, Montana. 56:39 Speaker 1 Like what are you doing? 56:41 Speaker 1 I mean, it's stupid. 56:42 Speaker 1 You know, it's better for you to take the, you know, 56:46 Speaker 1 the keys. 56:46 Speaker 1 So I just think that sometimes, you know, 56:48 Speaker 1 we as a, as a collective just don't, 56:51 Speaker 1 We want to be so politically correct that we're like, 56:55 Speaker 1 I'd rather die than offend somebody. 56:58 Speaker 1 And in this situation, you're flying to Israel, okay? 57:02 Speaker 1 You have Muslim pilots. 57:05 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to say that it was guaranteed, 57:09 Speaker 1 but maybe a little bit of hesitancy 57:12 Speaker 1 would have saved everybody. 57:13 Speaker 1 Now granted, they all survived. 57:14 Speaker 1 And I think one of the pilots, 57:15 Speaker 1 the Israeli, or one of those really passengers, 57:18 Speaker 1 is actually the hero here, correct? 57:19 Speaker 1 he actually saved the plane and took over? 57:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what they claim. 57:23 Speaker 1 I don't really know what's, 57:24 Speaker 1 he knows how to fly a plane, 57:25 Speaker 1 but they apparently subdued the guy and then they remain. 57:27 Speaker 1 Guess what? 57:28 Speaker 1 He got it out of a nose dive. 57:29 Speaker 1 I think, I think step one, 57:32 Speaker 1 don't crash into the ground 57:33 Speaker 1 to going 150,000 miles an hour nose first. 57:36 Speaker 1 That was step number one. 57:38 Speaker 1 Well, that's all I was saying to me and me 57:39 Speaker 1 when you're talking about the other day, 57:40 Speaker 1 it's good to be a little bit racist. 57:40 Speaker 1 You gotta have a little bit of any, 57:41 Speaker 1 just so you know like, hey, 57:43 Speaker 1 a little worried about this. 57:43 Speaker 1 I mean, the same thing goes 57:44 Speaker 1 if you got on a plane and you saw two chicks flying up there, 57:47 Speaker 1 you're probably gonna get out the plane also. 57:49 Speaker 1 I'm actually I've actually had quite a few flights when I say quite a few maybe five or six that were 57:59 Speaker 1 female 58:00 Speaker 1 Pilots both. Yeah. Oh my god. I would I made company in a heartbeat. I made comment 58:05 Speaker 1 I made comment especially on Delta and I'd be like oh here we go 58:08 Speaker 1 Alright, well looks like we're not gonna make it to our destination without a fender bender 58:12 Speaker 1 You know but the worst and this is this is funny because the worst flights have ever been on and 58:17 Speaker 1 And again, I know that people, I don't want to hear this. 58:20 Speaker 1 It's when you have an all male cabin crew, all male flight attendants. 58:28 Speaker 1 I've never seen that before. 58:30 Speaker 1 You don't ever want to see that. 58:31 Speaker 1 You never, because I'll tell you right now, if there's one thing gay dudes don't put up 58:35 Speaker 1 with, it's talking back, it's saying anything, it's asking them anything. 58:40 Speaker 1 Like when they had strength in numbers and there's like 10 of them on there and you're 58:43 Speaker 1 like, excuse me, can I get another blanket? 58:45 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 58:46 Speaker 1 What did you just say to me? You know, you're like, what? Like, I just need another blanket like, okay 58:50 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go tell somebody if you talk to me like that again, you know, like what so that's scary when you get all male flight crew that and 58:57 Speaker 1 They're uh, you don't see as many young hot ones on there either like young hot chicks like it 59:01 Speaker 1 Used to be just all like young hot women that just those days are gone, bro 59:05 Speaker 1 Those they won't even hire you for your track. It's like it's like reverse 59:09 Speaker 1 Whatever it could be reverse. What do you what does it call when you won't hire anybody good looking? Oh? 59:13 Speaker 1 Oh, uh, segregation. 59:16 Speaker 1 It's, uh, I don't know. 59:19 Speaker 1 It's like some type of like weird sexism thing. 59:23 Speaker 1 I don't know, but they won't. 59:24 Speaker 1 Like if you come in and you're good looking, they're like, Nope, can't happen. 59:27 Speaker 1 You got to be. 59:27 Speaker 1 And even, I mean, even the gay guys can't be good looking. 59:30 Speaker 1 You know, not that I think gay guys are good. 59:32 Speaker 1 Not that no, not that I'm saying good. 59:34 Speaker 1 You know, like, but I mean, I'm a guy. 59:35 Speaker 1 I can tell you if somebody's attractive, right? 59:38 Speaker 1 I mean, you'd see somebody's flight. 59:39 Speaker 1 It's just like, dang, dude, like, I mean, it's one thing. 59:42 Speaker 1 I don't care if you're gay. 59:43 Speaker 1 I really don't but if you're gay and you're not attractive that really you know less than your pool a little 59:49 Speaker 1 You shoot yourself on both feet. You know first. Hey, I'm thinking ugly. I'm you ain't walking nowhere. You ain't going nowhere 59:57 Speaker 1 Two shots to the foot maybe but yeah, I don't know what's up. I'm saying the old airlines, you know 1:00:03 Speaker 1 I'm hoping here soon in the next ten years. It would be more common for a commercial or a private aircraft 1:00:09 Speaker 1 not like private planes but like your own personal like a 1:00:12 Speaker 1 you buy like those jetpack things right now it's like a 1:00:15 Speaker 1 it's like a parachute you're stupid 1:00:17 Speaker 1 you're not gonna fly a jetpack to Europe 1:00:20 Speaker 1 oh yeah maybe not that but I mean around town and a couple states away you 1:00:23 Speaker 1 probably do that I mean 1:00:25 Speaker 1 uh... but i mean how often was the last time you flew an airplane around town 1:00:28 Speaker 1 uh... well i don't have one but if you had one of the smaller ones you could 1:00:34 Speaker 1 so you'd fly a jet if you had a jetpack 1:00:36 Speaker 1 you'd fly a jetpack 1:00:38 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah. I've been looking at them. They're like eight grand. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Dude, people are going to shoot you out of the sky. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 I think they'll see what I am. They'll be okay. I'm not going to fly at night. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 I just put on notice everybody. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 Oh, you got the new thing. I'm flying around. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 So don't see that. I'm playing. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 It's missing the south, dude. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 You're going to get shot with buckshot your first flight. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I should make sure I don't have a jet flag or a Russian flag up there. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 You an Isis flag. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 You're like, just kidding. Just kidding. 1:01:02 Speaker 1 So all right. Well, it sounds good. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 And like I said, we'll get into more tomorrow. Obviously, the Braves pulled it off their 1:01:08 Speaker 1 Sunday night. And at the time of this recording, we have Monday night football. So we'll have 1:01:12 Speaker 1 some more information for that on Wednesday's episode. But we appreciate you listening. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 Like I said, head on over to the YouTube daily. 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