We're Headed To LA EP-403 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-02
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Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like on STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 I went up and it's a Friday and on this day back in 1:03 Speaker 1 In 1969, Mahatma Gandhi, the leader of the Indian Independence Movement and pioneer was 1:09 Speaker 1 born today. 1:10 Speaker 1 Nonviolent and it didn't work out too well. 1:12 Speaker 1 I don't think my name is Brandon Thrasher, it's the day that I was showing. 1:15 Speaker 1 What is Charles Iron Fist? 1:16 Speaker 1 What a chap shirt on, baby. 1:17 Speaker 1 I ain't wore a chap shirt awhile, but I love them back in the day. 1:20 Speaker 1 It was Denim Day at school. 1:22 Speaker 1 So they wanted all the teachers to wear Denim on Denim, otherwise known as a Canadian tuxedo. 1:30 Speaker 1 I didn't. I just had this and then I just wore like khakis. But yeah, I mean, you know, denim's 1:37 Speaker 1 It's not it's not comfortable. Um, but this one's kind of this one's pretty good. This is like a loose one 1:42 Speaker 1 It's like a fake denim. Yeah, I remember I had a denim jacket 1:45 Speaker 1 Well, I think it was like my mom's hand me down from like the 90s or something 1:48 Speaker 1 I remember wearing that for a little while like a denim jacket and then remember I had like a black leather jacket 1:51 Speaker 1 Because I wanted to be like ghost rider for a while had one of those 1:54 Speaker 1 and then, but then award jeans in high school and then, 1:58 Speaker 1 as soon as I got out of high school and I started working 2:00 Speaker 1 like outside in the sun, I'm like, there's no way I can wear jeans. 2:03 Speaker 1 So I never wore jeans again. 2:05 Speaker 1 I think I've only worn jeans since I've graduated 2:08 Speaker 1 maybe three times on some of these job sites 2:11 Speaker 1 that were required to have boots and jeans on. 2:13 Speaker 1 I had to get set home one day when I was working 2:15 Speaker 1 at the old irrigation company 2:16 Speaker 1 because I didn't have my shorts on. 2:17 Speaker 1 He's like, I mean, you can go home and change in the jeans 2:19 Speaker 1 or come back. 2:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, now I'll just take the day off, boss. 2:21 Speaker 1 That'd be all right. 2:22 Speaker 1 What's weird is if you look back on like the history of jeans, right? 2:26 Speaker 1 Like who invented them and who just sat there and was like, man, these are way more comfortable 2:32 Speaker 1 than the nice soft cotton that we've been wearing up to this point or the linen that we've 2:37 Speaker 1 been wearing. 2:38 Speaker 1 Like jeans aren't really comfortable at all. 2:41 Speaker 1 And I mean, maybe they stopped the chafin and the chappin, but what did they wear in the 2:45 Speaker 1 Wild West? 2:46 Speaker 1 They didn't wear jeans, right? 2:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they wore jeans. 2:49 Speaker 1 They're just like tan jeans. 2:50 Speaker 1 I don't know if they were blue jeans. 2:52 Speaker 1 But Jean's weren't invented in the 1800s. 2:54 Speaker 1 Jean's were invented the 1900. 2:55 Speaker 1 I'm looking it up right now. 2:57 Speaker 1 Jean's were not around. 2:58 Speaker 1 There's no way Billy the Kid wore Levi's. 3:00 Speaker 1 Well, they had to wear something durable. 3:03 Speaker 1 You know, denim was the most durable. 3:04 Speaker 1 It was obviously more durable than cotton. 3:05 Speaker 1 So the people that were out there working, you know, 3:07 Speaker 1 you're riding against a horse all day 3:08 Speaker 1 and you get a bunch of dirt and everything, 3:10 Speaker 1 you got snakes and shit. 3:11 Speaker 1 So I guess they wanted something in your boots. 3:13 Speaker 1 They don't want your boots rubbing through them either. 3:16 Speaker 1 What'd you figure out? 3:17 Speaker 1 It's actually kind of funny 3:18 Speaker 1 because everything you just said, 3:20 Speaker 1 none of that was part of it. 3:21 Speaker 1 Like jeans, because jeans would, I'm thinking they would 3:24 Speaker 1 chafe even more, anyway, I don't know. 3:26 Speaker 1 The jeans that we currently wear, 3:28 Speaker 1 which are just normal day jeans, 3:30 Speaker 1 were invented and patented on May 20th, 1873. 3:35 Speaker 1 Look at that cowboy. 3:36 Speaker 1 Oh my God, by Jacob Davis and his business partner, 3:41 Speaker 1 Levi Strauss, dude, Davis got screwed in that deal. 3:46 Speaker 1 I mean, how did Levi walk away with the entire company? 3:50 Speaker 1 But anyway, yeah, they were invented because of miners and laborers that needed stronger 3:56 Speaker 1 work pants and there. 3:58 Speaker 1 And pockets that didn't rip. 4:01 Speaker 1 That's it. 4:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's needs some more durable pants because they're just fucking tearing them 4:04 Speaker 1 bitches up. 4:05 Speaker 1 But so what are cowboys? 4:06 Speaker 1 Where do they not wear any jeans? 4:08 Speaker 1 I don't think they did. 4:09 Speaker 1 I think that so yeah, because I'm kind of curious as to what they wore on the prairie. 4:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, that and you never see a cowboy wearing shorts either. 4:16 Speaker 1 I feel like, you know, those long, hot rides across the desert, you want shorts on 4:19 Speaker 1 or something. Oh, dude. I would have been a shorts cowboy. Yes. I'm jorx out there. Oh, 4:24 Speaker 1 capris. All right. So it says here. What up there? In the 18, let's say in the 1800s 4:32 Speaker 1 because now they obviously wear Wranglers. But in the 1800s, Cowboys wool. Oh God. Dense 4:43 Speaker 1 wool was the most popular material because it breathed well. See, jeans don't. And it 4:48 Speaker 1 kept the Cowboys warm in the winter. 4:51 Speaker 1 Uh, what death in the summer, wicked, wicked, wicked away 4:56 Speaker 1 moisture. 4:57 Speaker 1 I don't know. 4:57 Speaker 1 Wicking. 4:58 Speaker 1 What? 4:59 Speaker 1 Wicking. 5:00 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 5:01 Speaker 1 It's called wicking. 5:02 Speaker 1 It pulls the, uh, it pulls the moisture off of you and it 5:04 Speaker 1 sends it to the outside. 5:05 Speaker 1 You never, you've never seen an athletic shirt that says, uh, 5:07 Speaker 1 wicking, wicking, uh, there's not even a thing. 5:10 Speaker 1 There's no way that's even a saying. 5:12 Speaker 1 Wic, nobody knows. 5:13 Speaker 1 Nobody's ever heard of that. 5:14 Speaker 1 If anybody ever says they heard somebody say it's wicking away the moisture. 5:18 Speaker 1 You're a liar. No, it works. No, it works. You talking about a wick. It's like an air freshener. No, it's like if you take a 5:28 Speaker 1 paper towel, let's say you got an empty cup and you got another cup full of water. You take one end of the paper towel and you 5:34 Speaker 1 put it in the other 5:36 Speaker 1 other cup and the water will wick across the paper towel and fill up the other cup. No, it'll suck up the paper towel and drop in the other cup. 5:43 Speaker 1 There's can't suck. It's going. It's going through the paper. 5:47 Speaker 1 I swear to God, dude. I hate it when you talk about things like it. 5:50 Speaker 1 One of my biggest pet peeves brand is when you talk about things like this 5:53 Speaker 1 and people that are listening to the show start commenting and saying like, oh, yeah, yeah. 5:58 Speaker 1 Brandon's totally right. Nobody ever knew that. Nobody knows what wickiness. No, they don't. 6:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. Wicking is the process where a material uses capillary action to pull liquid away from a surface 6:08 Speaker 1 and move it through tiny spaces, active wear shirt socks and jackets used synthetic fibers like 6:12 Speaker 1 polyester nylon to manage sweat during exercise. 6:16 Speaker 1 So yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna tell you 6:18 Speaker 1 wrong. Okay, obviously, you know, you're wicking. Okay, you're 6:21 Speaker 1 a wicking, you're a wicking expert. Okay, wicker, but you're 6:24 Speaker 1 a wicker. Okay, but other people, other people don't know 6:28 Speaker 1 that nobody's ever heard that phrase I've been alive for 47 6:31 Speaker 1 years. And I've never in my life heard somebody use the phrase 6:35 Speaker 1 wicking shut up Tara. She keeps saying I knew it. 6:38 Speaker 1 She didn't. 6:40 Speaker 1 When was the last time you stopped playing sports? 6:43 Speaker 1 1998. 6:45 Speaker 1 When did Wicking at? 6:46 Speaker 1 And it says here that a California style. 6:50 Speaker 1 Oh, this is good. 6:51 Speaker 1 So Cowboys in California, they were heavily influenced by Mexican 6:56 Speaker 1 bacqueros, mid 19th century trousers, often featured a high 7:01 Speaker 1 and tight waistband with slightly loose fitting legs. 7:06 Speaker 1 So yeah, and then the Civil War, they, they reuse their old military trousers, which would be wool. 7:14 Speaker 1 So he was heavily wool out back then. 7:16 Speaker 1 Nice. 7:16 Speaker 1 But I say, yeah, so you did you probably had some moisture wicking wicking athletic wear 7:20 Speaker 1 because it started in the late 1980s. 7:22 Speaker 1 So I'm sure you probably had a little bit you just didn't know what was going on. 7:24 Speaker 1 You probably couldn't read it. 7:24 Speaker 1 You're like, we're we're witching. 7:27 Speaker 1 I got witching athletic clothes, man. 7:28 Speaker 1 What the hell? 7:29 Speaker 1 So, uh, we got a tear and hosea. 7:32 Speaker 1 Her I like how terror texts of this in the group chat. 7:34 Speaker 1 She's like, is anybody know about cars? 7:36 Speaker 1 I'm like, what's wrong with it? 7:36 Speaker 1 She's like, I'm going to buy it. 7:38 Speaker 1 Okay. 7:39 Speaker 1 The car have a maker model or anything. 7:40 Speaker 1 I just didn't reply. 7:41 Speaker 1 I'm just like, come on now. 7:42 Speaker 1 What are we doing here? 7:43 Speaker 1 Like, how am I going to tell anything about the car? 7:45 Speaker 1 I'm just going to guess what car you're getting. 7:46 Speaker 1 And be like, oh, that's terrible. 7:47 Speaker 1 Don't do that. 7:48 Speaker 1 You know what? 7:48 Speaker 1 To you and Tara being on a text, it's fun 7:51 Speaker 1 because it's like seeing Brandon married for the first time. 7:53 Speaker 1 Because when you're married, those are the type of text 7:55 Speaker 1 messages your wife sends to you. 7:57 Speaker 1 That's why I very rarely respond because I'm already dealing 7:59 Speaker 1 with one. 8:00 Speaker 1 But you, you on the other hand, Tara texts you. 8:02 Speaker 1 And she's like, do you know what cars? 8:04 Speaker 1 And you're like, yeah, what do you need? 8:05 Speaker 1 No, I'm going to buy one. 8:07 Speaker 1 You know, like what are we talking about? 8:09 Speaker 1 That is marriage, that is marriage. 8:11 Speaker 1 So Tara's just setting you up one day for your wife. 8:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why I just was like, 8:15 Speaker 1 I'm like, we're about to record anyway, I just don't have time. 8:18 Speaker 1 So if Tara, if it's, 8:19 Speaker 1 if the car has a make and model, maybe we can help you. 8:21 Speaker 1 But if it doesn't, if it's just a random generic car 8:23 Speaker 1 that I have no idea I can't help you. 8:25 Speaker 1 But also today, back in 1950, 8:30 Speaker 1 this iconic comic strip made its first appearances in newspapers. Could you guess what it is? 8:35 Speaker 1 Hobbs. Oh, that was like that. Stop animation one. Hit the dog. Oh, dog. Oh, it's dog. Um, 8:44 Speaker 1 it's not I was gonna say family circus. I'm off there. Um, Garfield's a cat. Classic one. 8:49 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, Snoopy. Oh, yeah. But what was the name of the comics? The funny pages. No, 8:56 Speaker 1 No, no, no, come on. 8:57 Speaker 1 Peanuts. 8:57 Speaker 1 Yes. 8:58 Speaker 1 Yes. 8:58 Speaker 1 Peanuts came out today by Charles M. Schultz back in 1950. 9:02 Speaker 1 I was a huge penis guy growing up, especially. 9:05 Speaker 1 Isn't it Charlie Brown, too? 9:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, Charlie Brown's dog and little Tweety Bird or not Tweety 9:09 Speaker 1 Bird, but what's the yellow bird's name? 9:12 Speaker 1 So that, though, so Vellster was the bad one. 9:14 Speaker 1 Oh, cat also. 9:16 Speaker 1 Oh. 9:17 Speaker 1 Oh, god. 9:20 Speaker 1 You're talking to me. 9:21 Speaker 1 I thought I'd tell a putty cat. 9:23 Speaker 1 That's so Vellestar's. 9:24 Speaker 1 That's Tweety Bird. 9:25 Speaker 1 But there's a little yellow bird in peanuts that hangs out with Snoopy. 9:28 Speaker 1 I can't remember what his name is though. 9:30 Speaker 1 Oh, he doesn't have a name. 9:31 Speaker 1 He just sits on his back and stuff, right? 9:32 Speaker 1 He sits on top of his. 9:34 Speaker 1 He just hangs out with him. 9:35 Speaker 1 I think they called him something though, but I remember I love the great pumpkin. 9:38 Speaker 1 I married my grandparents every year and I just watched that. 9:41 Speaker 1 And it was one of those things back in the day, even when I was growing up, like 9:44 Speaker 1 you couldn't just like go find it and watch it whenever you want. 9:46 Speaker 1 You had to watch it on NBC at eight o'clock or seven o'clock or you just 9:50 Speaker 1 fucking miss it for the year and you got to wait until next Halloween and it sucked. 9:53 Speaker 1 Same thing with the Christmas special. 9:54 Speaker 1 I remember the first time I missed their Christmas special. I was tore up man. I was like 9:57 Speaker 1 be the worst Christmas ever. I didn't get to watch the pain. It's Christmas that I've watched 10:00 Speaker 1 six years in a row. Which one is it that foot stock? There we go. Yeah, there we go. Good 10:04 Speaker 1 job. Hedge. Thank you. Is it is it the is it the Thanksgiving one or is it the Christmas one 10:11 Speaker 1 where Patty is holding the football and she like rips it out in front of what's his name? Is it 10:17 Speaker 1 Charlie Brown or is it pig pen and he misses and he does like three flips and lands in the 10:22 Speaker 1 I don't know if that was a holiday special one or not. I think that might have just been a regular peanuts 10:27 Speaker 1 Cartoon maybe maybe it was opening a Halloween one. I can't remember though, but it was a good show. I enjoyed it 10:33 Speaker 1 Uh, you know like nowadays, uh, kids don't even really watch cartoons, man 10:37 Speaker 1 They just watch youtube videos that like half of them don't even know what a cartoon is. Oh, it sucks, dude 10:41 Speaker 1 Or they watch they watch on their youtube they watch other kids watching stuff 10:47 Speaker 1 It's like they'll watch other kids opening up gifts. I don't even get it. Oh, yeah, there's a kid 10:52 Speaker 1 There's a kid on YouTube, he brings in like a few million dollars a year. 10:55 Speaker 1 Ryan, Ryan. 10:56 Speaker 1 Oh, that's the name you know him, you watch him? 10:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's called Ryan's world. 10:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:00 Speaker 1 Oh, damn. 11:01 Speaker 1 And he grew up and he's ugly as sin. 11:04 Speaker 1 He grew up so ugly. 11:05 Speaker 1 I feel so bad for that kid. 11:07 Speaker 1 So now he just makes, he just lives off his residuals. 11:09 Speaker 1 I'm not saying you've probably got enough money. 11:11 Speaker 1 He could like change his face or whatnot. 11:13 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm not going to do that. 11:14 Speaker 1 Like I say, all right, Tara says, 2020 Mr. Buche Outlander, I have no clue on that one. 11:18 Speaker 1 I can't help you. 11:19 Speaker 1 I personally went by and Mr. Buche Butte. 11:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 11:22 Speaker 1 Shut your butt by one of those, weren't you? 11:24 Speaker 1 I had a ball. 11:25 Speaker 1 I was in the market for anything foreign. 11:27 Speaker 1 At the end of the line, dude, it was like, 11:30 Speaker 1 as long as it's not made, you know, 11:31 Speaker 1 I went as anti-patriotic as possible, 11:34 Speaker 1 where I meant to Honda dealer, and they're going, 11:37 Speaker 1 so what are you buying? 11:38 Speaker 1 I said, well, I got a six o'clock appointment with Dodge, 11:41 Speaker 1 you know, to buy this Durango. 11:42 Speaker 1 And he goes, sir, you don't want to buy American. 11:45 Speaker 1 And you know what's weird is he talked me out of it. 11:46 Speaker 1 He goes, they're so bad. 11:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, I know. 11:48 Speaker 1 That's what I heard. 11:49 Speaker 1 You know, so now when I see people driving American cars, 11:52 Speaker 1 I'm all like, oh, it sucks. 11:53 Speaker 1 You know, so it's sad. 11:55 Speaker 1 That's where we're at, but it's, I mean, they did it themselves. 11:58 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. 12:00 Speaker 1 I mean, about say it depends on what you get. 12:01 Speaker 1 I mean, pretty much all cars are rough unless you're going to get 12:04 Speaker 1 like a sports car or something, but they all just make them 12:06 Speaker 1 cheaply made for the most part. 12:07 Speaker 1 But like you said, the Nissan, they seem to be doing 12:09 Speaker 1 a little better nowadays. 12:10 Speaker 1 So also one of the greatest movies ever was inspired by this 12:14 Speaker 1 or based off this 1187 Muslim military leader, Saladin 12:19 Speaker 1 capture Jerusalem from the Crusaders after a siege. Have you ever seen the movie Kingdom of Heaven? 12:24 Speaker 1 Um, 12:26 Speaker 1 actually, I think I tried. I think it's really, really bad. It doesn't have a mate. 12:29 Speaker 1 It has a really big actor in it. Oh, it's got Orlando Bloom is like the guy and then Edward Norton is the king. 12:35 Speaker 1 You know, and yeah, it's a terrible movie. Oh, I love that. Maybe I'll watch it at least twice a year. 12:39 Speaker 1 So good. Just, just get you fired up about Jesus Christ. Just like fuck you. 12:43 Speaker 1 Oh, why is it like, is it pro Jesus? Yeah, it's about the Crusades. 12:46 Speaker 1 Crusaders. I watch it again. I guess I just watched it when I was I didn't really care. I guess I can yeah 12:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty good movie. I enjoy though 12:54 Speaker 1 Just showed my boys Charlie and the unicorns acid lizard and salad fingers yesterday. We had the first brain rot 13:00 Speaker 1 Do you know what he's talking about there? I don't know if I know any of that how old are you hedgehog? 13:06 Speaker 1 Don't share. I don't know when that came out. I was named hedgehog. Don't share so he's never gonna tell you 13:11 Speaker 1 I just remember watching like I said a lot of boomerang a lot of Flintstones a lot of 13:15 Speaker 1 of SpongeBob, love SpongeBob. 13:17 Speaker 1 I had to watch like eight episodes a day. 13:19 Speaker 1 The early ones watched a lot of, oh God, 13:22 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of a lot of Jetsons. 13:25 Speaker 1 I kind of phased out of the Jetsons though 13:26 Speaker 1 when SpongeBob really got big. 13:29 Speaker 1 I watched a lot of Drake and Josh. 13:30 Speaker 1 That one a cartoon though. 13:31 Speaker 1 Courage the cowardly dog, that one was fun. 13:34 Speaker 1 You watching any of those? 13:35 Speaker 1 No, I watched Thundercats religiously. 13:39 Speaker 1 I watched Smurfs. 13:40 Speaker 1 I watched, I'm embarrassed to say that. 13:43 Speaker 1 I just fell in love with care bears there for a while. 13:46 Speaker 1 I didn't know that it was gay. 13:48 Speaker 1 So I went down a real, I went to a dog to make care bears. 13:51 Speaker 1 And I stayed with them. 13:53 Speaker 1 Then I identified, I found Scrooge McDuck and DuckTales. 13:58 Speaker 1 And dude, oh my God, dude. 14:00 Speaker 1 DuckTales was my jam. 14:03 Speaker 1 I watched He-Man for a while. 14:05 Speaker 1 Oh, I love He-Man. 14:06 Speaker 1 Well then my mom made me stop watching it 14:08 Speaker 1 because she's like, I think it's demonic. 14:10 Speaker 1 I was like, really? 14:11 Speaker 1 And so I stopped watching that. 14:13 Speaker 1 And then after I missed 150 episodes, my mom's like, 14:17 Speaker 1 oh, it's okay, you can watch it again. 14:19 Speaker 1 So then I couldn't get back into it 14:20 Speaker 1 because I didn't know what happened. 14:22 Speaker 1 She's like, oh, he was actually just a skeleton. 14:24 Speaker 1 He's not a demon. 14:25 Speaker 1 He'd go back to watch it. 14:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, I've already missed half the plot. 14:28 Speaker 1 They've already tried to kill Skeletor 75 times. 14:30 Speaker 1 I can't go back now. 14:32 Speaker 1 You know, it was terrible. 14:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, you go back watching and he man's got like a kid 14:35 Speaker 1 and he's on like child support and everything. 14:37 Speaker 1 And like, what happened to Sheera? 14:38 Speaker 1 Like, oh, she got killed off. 14:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 14:40 Speaker 1 I'm a chick. 14:42 Speaker 1 I'm a chick. 14:43 Speaker 1 Nice. 14:44 Speaker 1 We got Mike over there. 14:46 Speaker 1 I'm a chick. 14:47 Speaker 1 Nice. 14:48 Speaker 1 We got Mike over there on YouTube. 14:51 Speaker 1 Love the smurfs and care bears and 14:56 Speaker 1 Freggle Rock. 14:57 Speaker 1 That sounds kind of like a 14:59 Speaker 1 metal rock. 15:00 Speaker 1 Oh dude, that was awesome. 15:01 Speaker 1 Is that the one with the 15:02 Speaker 1 Constitution guys that 15:03 Speaker 1 he's the Bill write sitting 15:04 Speaker 1 on the stairs? 15:05 Speaker 1 What was that one? 15:06 Speaker 1 It was like A. 15:07 Speaker 1 He was the bill of 15:09 Speaker 1 He was the Bill of Rights and he would sit on the Congress stairs and he would sing to you. I can't remember what his name was. 15:14 Speaker 1 I think that was like Sesame Street, dude. Oh, no, it was, uh, someone knows what I'm talking about down here. 15:19 Speaker 1 I didn't watch anything that was educational. If it was, I couldn't even, I remember, I got, I told you, I got in trouble in first grade for touching the letter people. 15:27 Speaker 1 The letter people? Who the fuck are those? Oh, oh, the ones they're like, like going across the top of the classroom. 15:32 Speaker 1 And I got up there and touched one and I got in trouble for it. And after that, I was like, screw you education. 15:38 Speaker 1 And then frickin they tried to make us watch three two one contact. Did you guys ever watch that? Oh? 15:43 Speaker 1 No, I did not what was that about you know three two one contact and they've been rolling a TV because back then you didn't have TV 15:49 Speaker 1 You know get a big over that. Yeah 15:53 Speaker 1 Freaking wet you can hear it like 15:56 Speaker 1 You're like, oh god, we're getting the TV, you know, they bring it in and they'd hook it up 16:00 Speaker 1 And we had to watch three two one contact, but it only lasted like 16:03 Speaker 1 like 13 minutes or something, but it would talk to you about space exploration or whatever 16:08 Speaker 1 was going on in the world. And, uh, man, it was great, but they pissed me off like the 16:12 Speaker 1 other people. So I didn't really care anymore. Yeah. It was a schoolhouse rock. That's what 16:16 Speaker 1 it was. And the same kind of situation like they'd bring in the TV and everything. And 16:19 Speaker 1 I remember at some point, uh, I think a kid might have got crushed by one of those heavy 16:23 Speaker 1 ass TV or something, because they used to not have ratchet straps on them. And then 16:26 Speaker 1 now every time they'd go in the building, there would be ratchet strap to the cart. Which 16:30 Speaker 1 Oh, it's ratchet strap or not. 16:31 Speaker 1 No. 16:33 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 16:33 Speaker 1 So sometimes between when you went in school and sometimes when I was in third 16:37 Speaker 1 grade, a kid died at some point and started strapping it on there, which it 16:40 Speaker 1 didn't make any sense because those TVs were like a hundred something pounds, 16:43 Speaker 1 150. 16:44 Speaker 1 And it's very top heavy on those cards. 16:46 Speaker 1 Like, oh, yeah, you're wrong and you're fucking it's going to fall through the 16:49 Speaker 1 fucking floor down there. 16:49 Speaker 1 But we got Harrison, the Care Bears are not gay. 16:53 Speaker 1 Um, I thought she would probably agree with that and say they are. 16:56 Speaker 1 Uh, Ronald Warling loved the Smurfs and just a bill. 16:59 Speaker 1 I don't know who Justin bill is that a duck show? 17:02 Speaker 1 Sure. What? 17:04 Speaker 1 Just a bill. Schoolhouse rock. Yeah, I just remember schoolhouse rock and the bill rights guy sitting there singing about how he was sad that no one passed him or 17:11 Speaker 1 You know he's like I'm the bill rocks and you know 17:13 Speaker 1 I'm here on steps to congress and everything and you know 17:15 Speaker 1 This is where the people come together and argue and sometimes it'd be sad because they wouldn't pass a bill 17:18 Speaker 1 Sometimes you'd be real happy when they did 17:21 Speaker 1 Sounds like political uh political agenda pushing a cartoon 17:25 Speaker 1 it was a it was pretty fun. It was a good time though. You know, I thought today Brandon 17:30 Speaker 1 would you tell us last thing also the having today Tom Petty died in 2017 on this. Oh dude 17:36 Speaker 1 I gotta bring that up and it's been that long. He's been dead for nine years. I thought he 17:40 Speaker 1 was longer than that but yeah I guess it was a nine years. I feel like it was two days ago. 17:45 Speaker 1 And you know what sucks is they still play him so much on the radio and that dude's music 17:50 Speaker 1 was so freaking good. That is one of the biggest regrets I have is that I never made 17:55 Speaker 1 it to a Tom Petty concert. I never saw him live and he was a genius. Like his music, his 18:00 Speaker 1 voice, everything about him. I mean he did probably do do much drugs because then that 18:04 Speaker 1 would kill them. 18:05 Speaker 1 I was about to say if you ever see the watch the music video you don't know how it feels 18:09 Speaker 1 and you're like sitting there watching it and you're on trims. It feels like you and 18:11 Speaker 1 Hammer like sitting there talking to each other. It feels great. So he was definitely on trims 18:14 Speaker 1 when he wrote that one for sure or some kind of drugs. He's like you don't know how it 18:17 Speaker 1 I think you wrote a lot of drugs. One of the best videos I've ever seen and I highly 18:22 Speaker 1 encourage for people to Google it, especially now that he's passed away, when he's been 18:27 Speaker 1 gone for a while. But there's a video on YouTube where he was doing a warmup with his band in 18:34 Speaker 1 the studio before they recorded an album. And he said, hey, I heard this song today and I want to 18:41 Speaker 1 I want to play it. And he said, you know, it's in the key of D blah, blah, blah. Band had never heard 18:45 Speaker 1 it and he recorded Hank Williams. Oh my God, what's the name of the song? I lost highway. 18:53 Speaker 1 Lost highway by Hank Williams recorded by Tom Petty. It is freaking phenomenal. So if anybody 19:00 Speaker 1 gets a chance you want to relive Tom Petty and some music you've never heard before, Google 19:03 Speaker 1 that on YouTube or search it on YouTube. It's great. Nice. Nice. We got a mic down there 19:08 Speaker 1 crying. I don't know what happened. Someone upset at him because he said the care bears 19:11 Speaker 1 were gay and he loved him. I was on telethumpies. That was like kind of the same thing, but it 19:15 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 19:16 Speaker 1 It's something big. 19:17 Speaker 1 I want to tell you he was gayer than care bears. 19:19 Speaker 1 I watched that one for a little while, but it always gave me the weird, like a weird feeling. 19:22 Speaker 1 Like I wouldn't be able to like watch a lot of it, but it was like the way they had the 19:25 Speaker 1 setup and everything. 19:27 Speaker 1 And it was like on the same slot as Barney. 19:30 Speaker 1 So I just watched Barney instead for the most part. 19:32 Speaker 1 But this is. 19:33 Speaker 1 You know who scared me was the and I knew this. 19:37 Speaker 1 I knew I wouldn't even let my kids watch him. 19:39 Speaker 1 Is that Bloopy? 19:42 Speaker 1 Bluey? 19:43 Speaker 1 No, Blue Bee or Boopy. 19:46 Speaker 1 It's the dude with the little like fedora 19:48 Speaker 1 or little like a beret and he's like, 19:51 Speaker 1 where's like a yellow? 19:51 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, Blue's Clues, I love that too. 19:53 Speaker 1 That was great. 19:54 Speaker 1 What? 19:55 Speaker 1 No, it's a guy and he like, where's like a bow tie? 19:58 Speaker 1 And he's like, you know what I mean? 20:00 Speaker 1 He's like, he's weird, man. 20:01 Speaker 1 I think it's Blue Bee. 20:03 Speaker 1 What in Blue's Clues? 20:04 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, Blippi. 20:05 Speaker 1 You talking about a new one? 20:06 Speaker 1 Blippi. 20:07 Speaker 1 Blippi, that dude's a creeper, man. 20:09 Speaker 1 He is a pedophile. 20:11 Speaker 1 he uh he got some kind of trouble what any like pedophilia ship but apparently he was 20:15 Speaker 1 like shit on dudes for money or something like that it was very odd it came out like uh 20:18 Speaker 1 last year or something and i think he stopped doing a show that's that you know i don't think 20:22 Speaker 1 that's what he did i i think you just like i'm sure he did something but what you just said 20:28 Speaker 1 is so outlandish there's no way that's true getting on 20:32 Speaker 1 why there's no way did that uh yeah uh children's you two star blippy 20:39 Speaker 1 Steven John filmed a 2013 gross out county video under the pseudonym 20:43 Speaker 1 Steezy Grossman, where he defecated on naked friend during a Harlem shake 20:47 Speaker 1 parody. So they had to get rid of him. They got a new blippy. I don't know 20:52 Speaker 1 what happened. But yeah, it was pretty crazy. You remember the videos, 20:56 Speaker 1 the Harlem shake? No, I was like a train. We're like, you got one person 20:59 Speaker 1 like doing something and then the beat drops and everyone just starts 21:02 Speaker 1 going crazy. So I guess he thought he'd be a good idea to shit on his friend. 21:06 Speaker 1 And then somehow transition into being this, you know, actor for kids. 21:10 Speaker 1 I don't know, but it was odd. 21:12 Speaker 1 But speaking of people around kids, Chuck, 21:15 Speaker 1 you went to teach today. 21:16 Speaker 1 How'd that go? 21:17 Speaker 1 You know, I had fifth grade, man. 21:18 Speaker 1 And it was rough. 21:20 Speaker 1 It was a rough day. 21:21 Speaker 1 It was, they were a little excited 21:22 Speaker 1 because they got me today, tomorrow and Monday. 21:24 Speaker 1 So I'm here while they're teachers on a cruise. 21:27 Speaker 1 And you know, it started out well. 21:29 Speaker 1 And then, you know, one of the kids 21:32 Speaker 1 just happened to have a computer issue. 21:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, God, dang it. 21:36 Speaker 1 You know, but I'm like, you know, it's fifth grade. 21:38 Speaker 1 Like, whatever issue there is, 21:40 Speaker 1 I'm sure I can fix it. 21:41 Speaker 1 What the hell? 21:42 Speaker 1 Crumb books? 21:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21:44 Speaker 1 So I'm like, it can't be ours. 21:45 Speaker 1 So this little kid, he takes his headphones off and he's like, he goes, Mr. L, all of 21:50 Speaker 1 my audio is in Spanish. 21:51 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 21:52 Speaker 1 And he's not Spanish? 21:53 Speaker 1 No, he's... 21:54 Speaker 1 Why'd you give him a Spanish accent then? 21:56 Speaker 1 Okay, sorry. 21:57 Speaker 1 Mr. Hold on. 21:58 Speaker 1 Mr. L, all of my audio is in Spanish, right? 22:03 Speaker 1 So, yeah, I speak English. 22:05 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, all right. 22:08 Speaker 1 So I go over there and I'm going to his Spanish. 22:10 Speaker 1 settings and everything and I'm like I don't know dude and this kids already 22:14 Speaker 1 missed like five minutes of the lesson I'm like dude this is wild so I was like 22:17 Speaker 1 let me see your headphones so I put it on my ears right and I'm listening I 22:22 Speaker 1 probably should have did that first because guess what Spanish word was said 22:27 Speaker 1 it was only one Spanish word this kid was like I have no idea I have no idea 22:33 Speaker 1 what these could be right guess what word it was 22:36 Speaker 1 Uh, bitch. 22:38 Speaker 1 Jalapenos. 22:39 Speaker 1 So, right. 22:40 Speaker 1 What do you never have a jalapeno? 22:43 Speaker 1 So they're doing the lesson. 22:44 Speaker 1 It's like if, if, you know, Ramon has 14 jalapenos, you know, then he's like, pause. 22:51 Speaker 1 He's like, whoa. 22:52 Speaker 1 He's like, dude, this thing is Spanish. 22:53 Speaker 1 I can't. 22:54 Speaker 1 There's not, I got nothing. 22:55 Speaker 1 I got nothing. 22:56 Speaker 1 It's all Spanish. 22:57 Speaker 1 So I'm like, dude, it's how much speed is Spanish? 22:58 Speaker 1 Jalapenos? 22:59 Speaker 1 That's English way. 23:00 Speaker 1 It's both, you know? 23:01 Speaker 1 So I'm trying to explain to this kid. 23:02 Speaker 1 And he's just like, what? 23:03 Speaker 1 He doesn't understand it. 23:05 Speaker 1 So that was a little bit of a setback. 23:06 Speaker 1 I did realize though, very quickly, 23:08 Speaker 1 if a fifth grader asks you for help on something, 23:10 Speaker 1 you got to verify there's actually help 23:11 Speaker 1 that needs to be done, okay? 23:12 Speaker 1 Because I wasted way too much time on this settings. 23:15 Speaker 1 And by the way, no idea how to change it. 23:17 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's possible on a MacBook, 23:18 Speaker 1 or a Chromebook, but I tried. 23:20 Speaker 1 So that was it. 23:21 Speaker 1 That was one. 23:23 Speaker 1 And then I went out in a freaking ref and soccer again, dude. 23:28 Speaker 1 And it's like, they really are, 23:31 Speaker 1 they're into it a little bit too much, 23:34 Speaker 1 Now fifth grade is not like fourth grade fifth grade only the boys play so if anybody's wondered that's the cutoff girls 23:39 Speaker 1 Will play with boys up until the fourth grade once fourth grade hits 23:44 Speaker 1 Boom separation of church and state you have no more girls playing with the boys the boys do this than the girls do their thing 23:50 Speaker 1 But you know what the girls do and this is very interesting 23:54 Speaker 1 Uh they actually play with the right amount of people on the field well 23:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you know what the girls do while the boys are playing soccer 23:59 Speaker 1 Oh, cheerleading. 24:00 Speaker 1 They watch. 24:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:02 Speaker 1 Oh, they watch. 24:03 Speaker 1 I thought it was interesting. 24:04 Speaker 1 I'm looking around. 24:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, I learned a heck. 24:07 Speaker 1 All the girls were just standing around watching the boys and the boys were like, yeah, getting 24:11 Speaker 1 all testosterone jacked up, screaming, getting pumped, chest bumping. 24:15 Speaker 1 I was like, that's interesting. 24:17 Speaker 1 So I learned a lot. 24:18 Speaker 1 I took it all in today and tried to keep my cool and be nice because I still have three 24:24 Speaker 1 days left. 24:25 Speaker 1 Well, two days left after this. 24:26 Speaker 1 And this is my longest teaching stint I've ever done. 24:29 Speaker 1 So this is it. 24:31 Speaker 1 And they asked me to come back for two weeks in October, the end of October, and I'm like, 24:35 Speaker 1 dude, I can't do that. 24:36 Speaker 1 I can't do it. 24:37 Speaker 1 No. 24:38 Speaker 1 So I do have a question for you. 24:40 Speaker 1 And I wanted to bring this up before because I know we got some stuff going on. 24:43 Speaker 1 And this is interesting. 24:44 Speaker 1 So I need your help on something. 24:47 Speaker 1 So I have a customer Brandon that has cancer. 24:51 Speaker 1 She has breast cancer. 24:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:53 Speaker 1 And she called me and said, hey, my insurance company will not give me insurance because 24:57 Speaker 1 of these limbs that are coming over my house. 24:59 Speaker 1 Did he? 25:00 Speaker 1 Can you trim them? 25:01 Speaker 1 Did he call you today? 25:03 Speaker 1 Two months ago. 25:04 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 25:05 Speaker 1 I thought she was waiting for breast cancer awareness month to call you and make you feel 25:08 Speaker 1 worse or out of it. 25:09 Speaker 1 This is so bad. 25:10 Speaker 1 So I went over there and I said, look, this is going to be two to three hours. 25:14 Speaker 1 It's a $1,400 job all day. 25:17 Speaker 1 And she goes, Chuck, I've only got $700. 25:20 Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, I was like, well, I don't know what to do. 25:24 Speaker 1 And she's like, I don't know what to do either. 25:26 Speaker 1 my insurance companies are gonna drop me, 25:28 Speaker 1 but I only have $700 and I can't pay any more than that. 25:32 Speaker 1 So I said, let me see what I can do. 25:34 Speaker 1 So a month goes by, month and a half goes by. 25:37 Speaker 1 And she's blowing me up. 25:38 Speaker 1 Why aren't they here? 25:39 Speaker 1 Why aren't they here? 25:40 Speaker 1 I said, look, I'm not making, 25:41 Speaker 1 nobody's making money off this. 25:43 Speaker 1 I don't even know if we're gonna be able to pay the guys. 25:44 Speaker 1 Like this is gonna be us losing money. 25:47 Speaker 1 I said, but I'm making it happen. 25:49 Speaker 1 She's blowing me up, blowing me up, blowing me up. 25:51 Speaker 1 So finally, I send a crew there 25:54 Speaker 1 at six o'clock at night. 25:56 Speaker 1 She keeps them there until 830, trimming this tree, right? 26:00 Speaker 1 They get done. 26:01 Speaker 1 I'm like, thank God, I feel like I did my due diligence. 26:04 Speaker 1 I did my thing. 26:05 Speaker 1 And then she messages me and she said, hey, they missed a limb. 26:10 Speaker 1 And it's like, dude, it's like way up at the top. 26:12 Speaker 1 Very tough. 26:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like, look, I said, I'm already giving you 26:16 Speaker 1 a 50% discount. 26:18 Speaker 1 That's the most they can take off this tree 26:20 Speaker 1 without killing it. 26:21 Speaker 1 And you're now wanting them to cut the crown. 26:24 Speaker 1 Like this isn't even realistic. 26:26 Speaker 1 I said, but look, I can't, I can't send them back out there 26:28 Speaker 1 for more work. 26:29 Speaker 1 You've already had them for two hours. 26:31 Speaker 1 And she said, well, I don't know what to tell you 26:34 Speaker 1 because the job wasn't done. 26:36 Speaker 1 And I'm not giving you a dime 26:38 Speaker 1 if you're not gonna send them back out 26:39 Speaker 1 and have them do more work. 26:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, that came on, Mickey, a bitch. 26:42 Speaker 1 So dude, so that's what I'm saying. 26:44 Speaker 1 So I said, look, I said, let me figure something out. 26:47 Speaker 1 So this is what I did. 26:48 Speaker 1 So you know, when you have a negative, 26:51 Speaker 1 when you have a job like that that's sitting there 26:53 Speaker 1 and it's not getting paid and all that. 26:54 Speaker 1 It really messes up the books. 26:56 Speaker 1 It messes up the books bad because you're like, 26:58 Speaker 1 you know, you just months go by 26:59 Speaker 1 and you know, this money's sitting out there, 27:01 Speaker 1 taxes and all this stuff. 27:03 Speaker 1 So I paid it. 27:05 Speaker 1 So I paid $700 for her trimming. 27:08 Speaker 1 So I reached out to her and I said, look, 27:11 Speaker 1 I already gave you 50% off. 27:13 Speaker 1 Now you're saying you won't pay the 700 27:15 Speaker 1 when you had the guys there for $1,400 worth of work, 27:19 Speaker 1 but whatever. 27:21 Speaker 1 I said, I've already paid it. 27:23 Speaker 1 What about this? 27:24 Speaker 1 Pay 500 and find another company to do that one limb for you, to get up there. 27:30 Speaker 1 Maybe you find a guy off the street or whatever. 27:32 Speaker 1 Keep in great. 27:33 Speaker 1 I don't care. 27:34 Speaker 1 I don't care. 27:35 Speaker 1 But I'm like, you know, whatever. 27:36 Speaker 1 And she says, uh, I'm not paying you a dime. 27:38 Speaker 1 Hey, what a bitch. 27:40 Speaker 1 So do so do it. 27:42 Speaker 1 That's why I watch you. 27:43 Speaker 1 I can't say she's probably bad karma. 27:44 Speaker 1 That's what I'm thinking. 27:45 Speaker 1 So here's my thing. 27:46 Speaker 1 Here's where I need your help. 27:47 Speaker 1 Because this is how I would handle it if she was not stage four cancer. 27:53 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you got to do it quick for she dies. 27:55 Speaker 1 I would have two or three trucks drop off two or three loads of logs and debris into her drive 28:03 Speaker 1 and her front row and her front yard and her driveway and say I'm returning the product 28:09 Speaker 1 and just call it a day, right? Still losing my money, but at least then it's like, you know what, 28:16 Speaker 1 here now you deal with that. 28:17 Speaker 1 Use the $700 to clean this up. 28:20 Speaker 1 But now I'm like, dude, she has cancer. 28:24 Speaker 1 What do I do? 28:27 Speaker 1 I mean, I thought you were going to put a lean on the house 28:29 Speaker 1 and try to get the money out of that before she died. 28:32 Speaker 1 If you put a lean on someone's house and they die, 28:36 Speaker 1 the lean still stays on the house, 28:37 Speaker 1 the right Hoover gets the house, has to pay the lean. 28:40 Speaker 1 So maybe you just do that. 28:41 Speaker 1 Maybe you just put a lean on the house 28:42 Speaker 1 and whenever she dies, whoever, the next person 28:45 Speaker 1 to get the house. 28:46 Speaker 1 Uh, Tara down there said you better give her a good deal. 28:50 Speaker 1 Let's hear it all that. 28:51 Speaker 1 She's like, never mind. 28:52 Speaker 1 Fuck the bitch. 28:53 Speaker 1 Well, that's what I'm saying. 28:54 Speaker 1 Cause I do not have cutting down. 28:55 Speaker 1 I've cut down so I've done so much work for her at a discount because she had cancer. 28:59 Speaker 1 I knew she had cancer. 29:00 Speaker 1 So I took down pine trees for 600 bucks a piece. 29:03 Speaker 1 Like I made, I've made no money off of this lady. 29:05 Speaker 1 I've never made a dime off this lady. 29:07 Speaker 1 But now she's costing me money and I'm going, how, how do you know she has cancer? 29:14 Speaker 1 Um, you can, you know, you take her boobs off. 29:20 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, she has no eyebrows and her hair is all gone and she can barely talk. 29:24 Speaker 1 She can barely walk. 29:25 Speaker 1 Uh, she has sent me some pretty vulgar text messages, like mean. 29:30 Speaker 1 And then the next day she'll be like, I am so sorry. 29:33 Speaker 1 You know, God forgive me. 29:34 Speaker 1 And then she'll like send me like a Bible verse and she'll be like, you know, 29:37 Speaker 1 so send me like three or four quotes out of the Bible about how she needs to be a 29:40 Speaker 1 better person. 29:42 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I get it, dude. 29:43 Speaker 1 Like I had cancer, but you know, 29:44 Speaker 1 I'm running out of crazy. 29:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're running out of time, 29:47 Speaker 1 let it be a better person. 29:47 Speaker 1 Are you about to die? 29:48 Speaker 1 You probably need to start doing it today. 29:49 Speaker 1 But no, I did see, it was almost the same situation. 29:53 Speaker 1 It was kind of, so my buddy that had worked 29:55 Speaker 1 with this old sprinkler company, 29:57 Speaker 1 he used to work at a tree company with his uncle, 30:00 Speaker 1 and his uncle was going through cancer, 30:02 Speaker 1 whatnot, he's doing chemo, 30:03 Speaker 1 and he was like talking shit about my buddy 30:06 Speaker 1 Levi behind his back and whatnot. 30:08 Speaker 1 And then one time it came across the radio, whatnot. 30:10 Speaker 1 He was like, fuck you, and piece of shit, 30:12 Speaker 1 what are you fucking doing? 30:13 Speaker 1 And then the next day he'd be like, dude, I'm sorry. 30:15 Speaker 1 He's like, uh, this chemo just makes me crazy. 30:18 Speaker 1 Levi was just like, look, I understand that, but I didn't give you 30:21 Speaker 1 excuse to yell at me like that. 30:22 Speaker 1 So you can just fuck off and I'm never going to come work for you again. 30:24 Speaker 1 And then the guys company fell apart. 30:26 Speaker 1 So yeah, I would say, you know, it's still their, not their fault. 30:29 Speaker 1 They got cancer, but it's their fault for how they handle it. 30:31 Speaker 1 So I would say, yeah, maybe dump something in your art or put a lean on the house. 30:35 Speaker 1 The only reason I'm thinking you might get in trouble. 30:37 Speaker 1 I don't know what are the law. 30:38 Speaker 1 Have you ever had to do that, like take something and dump it back in a 30:41 Speaker 1 customer's yard to the day, because I don't know if that's like 30:43 Speaker 1 Littering technically or trust no, it's returned. It's returning the product. You're totally fine. The problem is 30:49 Speaker 1 You piss off the HOA and once you piss off the HOA then the HOA puts your business out there and says don't you use? 30:56 Speaker 1 You know don't go because they don't know the circumstances, right? So then then you get negative 31:01 Speaker 1 publicity, but 31:02 Speaker 1 But dude, it's like I shouldn't have did it 31:05 Speaker 1 It's the problem is I felt so bad for her that I was like I got to make this happen 31:09 Speaker 1 happened. And then I just didn't realize that she was so far into her chemo that she was 31:15 Speaker 1 crazy. So now I'm like, maybe the lead is the best way to do it. Just put the lean on 31:21 Speaker 1 her house and do it for 1400 and be like, what I mean, stayed for she doesn't have much 31:28 Speaker 1 longer left. And she got this tree down for because of her home insurance that they're 31:32 Speaker 1 going to drop her if they didn't get that thing. And I even told her I said, I said, 31:35 Speaker 1 look, I said, your insurance, because I guess the adjuster came out and said, you got to 31:38 Speaker 1 take that one limb. That's what she's saying. That's not true. That's a complete lie. But I said, 31:42 Speaker 1 do me a favor. I said, we work with claim pros and different companies that work with insurance 31:47 Speaker 1 companies. Give me your adjusters number. And I will have the claim professional contact them 31:53 Speaker 1 on our behalf and your behalf saying, if you cut this limb, you're going to kill the tree. 31:58 Speaker 1 Therefore, this tree could fall on the home and they'll shut it down. It's easy. You just use a 32:03 Speaker 1 and I said, but we'll take care of it for you. Like, I'll get the insurance company to shut up 32:07 Speaker 1 and give you your coverage. She doesn't want that. She wants the crown cut off because she wants to 32:12 Speaker 1 kill the tree because it's her neighbors and she hates the neighbor. And that's what it comes down to. 32:17 Speaker 1 Wait, so it's not even on her property and you're cutting it down? The tree's not just the limbs 32:22 Speaker 1 that are over her house. Oh, see, that's a very sticky situation too. Because I don't I think it 32:27 Speaker 1 would have never gave the neighbor gave his permission to go up and cut them. But it's like now I'm 32:32 Speaker 1 thinking about going to that neighbor and being like, Hey, this chick's nuts, dude. Like, hey, I 32:36 Speaker 1 I cut your tree. I'm gonna need money from you actually 32:39 Speaker 1 I'm just I'm just so tired of being nice to people getting screwed 32:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I do that often. I don't know why you do that, but I'm never I'm trying not to do I'm trying 32:47 Speaker 1 I'm trying so hard not to be nice. I really am but yeah 32:51 Speaker 1 I don't know because I mean how do you how old is how old is he? 32:55 Speaker 1 60 and what's the like value of her house? 32:59 Speaker 1 300 oh 33:01 Speaker 1 She only has $700 good God. That's not good. Thank you 33:06 Speaker 1 terrible money management. What is happening here? How you do it with a $300,000 house and no dollars, you know, I mean, 33:12 Speaker 1 I don't obviously I mean, I would think insurance pays for a lot of chemo, does it not? 33:16 Speaker 1 You would think it pays for all of it. Yeah, I don't know how that works or you just take out a loan and just never pay it back 33:22 Speaker 1 You're gonna die anyway. I don't understand why she doesn't just do that. I don't know dude 33:25 Speaker 1 I'm just I'm just over it, but I will tell you know after I 33:28 Speaker 1 After we had this issue 33:30 Speaker 1 I heard this joke and it made me think of her. Do you want to hear it? Yeah 33:35 Speaker 1 So these three guys, these three people go to hell, and they're in hell. 33:40 Speaker 1 And Satan says, hey, welcome to hell. 33:43 Speaker 1 Whatever you're down here for, I'll take care of you for the first year. 33:47 Speaker 1 And he says, this guy died of alcoholism, right? 33:50 Speaker 1 And he goes, hey, take some to a room, it's full of alcohol. 33:53 Speaker 1 It's got all the alcohol you could ever imagine. 33:54 Speaker 1 High-end stuff. 33:55 Speaker 1 He locks the door behind him, says, I'll see you in a year. 33:58 Speaker 1 Next guy goes, you died from sex addiction. 34:00 Speaker 1 So he puts him in a room, thousands, thousands of beautiful women, shuts the door. 34:05 Speaker 1 Locks it as I'll see in a year. The last guy died of being a pothead, right? So he puts him in there 34:10 Speaker 1 just beautiful herb plants everywhere freaking bud like the greenest and most beautiful thing 34:15 Speaker 1 ever and he goes to shut the door locks it as I'll see in a year. So the year goes by and Satan walks 34:20 Speaker 1 Satan walks into the first room and dude it smells like dad. The dude is miserable. He's 34:25 Speaker 1 out. He's just terrible. He's falling or he's wasting away and he goes you've got to get me out of here 34:30 Speaker 1 and Satan goes, nope welcome to hell and he shuts the door right and locks it. He walks in the next 34:34 Speaker 1 There's kids running around everywhere. There's kids everywhere. They're all born. You know freaking babies like thousands of babies screaming 34:41 Speaker 1 The guy goes Satan you got to get me out of here. He goes 34:43 Speaker 1 No, welcome to hell. He shuts the door and locks it 34:46 Speaker 1 He walks into the next room the dude's just sitting there chilling right and he goes 34:50 Speaker 1 What do you don't want to be out of here? Like what's going on and the guy goes no man. I need a lighter 34:58 Speaker 1 That's funny 35:01 Speaker 1 You think being hell there'd be a bunch of flames and shit 35:03 Speaker 1 but he needed a lighter. 35:06 Speaker 1 So with the people over here on the live stream, 35:09 Speaker 1 we're going to break this up in two pieces. 35:10 Speaker 1 If you're listening to it on Spotify or I Heart, 35:14 Speaker 1 like you normally do, 35:15 Speaker 1 you're going to get the full episode. 35:16 Speaker 1 It's going to pick back up right here. 35:18 Speaker 1 But I will say I'm going to open this up first 35:20 Speaker 1 to people in the chat. 35:21 Speaker 1 I'm not going to be able to make this game tonight. 35:23 Speaker 1 So if you want to take us to the Braves game tonight, 35:25 Speaker 1 go ahead and let me know. 35:27 Speaker 1 If not, if I don't hear anything from someone 35:29 Speaker 1 in the next 15 minutes, 35:29 Speaker 1 I'm just going to post it on the Facebook group 35:31 Speaker 1 or in the Patreon, something like that. 35:32 Speaker 1 because wow, game got pushed to eight tonight and we've got a record. 35:36 Speaker 1 Uh, so I will not be able to attend. 35:38 Speaker 1 Uh, but yeah, this is more important. 35:40 Speaker 1 So I'll be able to watch it here. 35:41 Speaker 1 No, giving away playoff tickets to game three to the Phillies Braves. 35:46 Speaker 1 That is insane. 35:47 Speaker 1 I'm highly impressed by you, Brandon. 35:49 Speaker 1 That's very nice of you. 35:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:50 Speaker 1 I don't know because they, they originally when we got the tickets to set two 15, 35:54 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, perfect. 35:55 Speaker 1 I checked this morning. 35:56 Speaker 1 It was, and then they changed it to fucking eight. 35:58 Speaker 1 So, uh, I don't know what the fuck the deal was with that. 36:00 Speaker 1 I'm sure the night game is going to be fucking great, but it just didn't work out with our schedule to where I can 36:05 Speaker 1 Attended so anybody the chat let me know and 36:08 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you here later if you're on stream if not just gonna pick back up where it was 36:13 Speaker 1 All right 36:13 Speaker 1 We made it back if you're here on the live stream if not then you don't know where the real fuck's going on 36:18 Speaker 1 And you can't live it in real time with this which I wish you were here right now because 36:22 Speaker 1 The Braves game is currently going on down recording and we were at 3-0 after a Michael Ham Harris three run home run 36:28 Speaker 1 And I'm happy to say that Alicia won the ticket. She texted me immediately and she let her 36:34 Speaker 1 Husband and her and their son go to the game. So the Alicia's husband and son of the game right now on a shirt 36:40 Speaker 1 It's awesome for them. So I'm glad they're there. Yeah, dude 36:42 Speaker 1 That's the best part about when you actually watch us live and something happens and Brandon goes hey anybody want playoff 36:50 Speaker 1 Baseball Atlanta brazed fillies that's pretty crazy to have that happen, but I do I do feel bad for you brain 36:56 Speaker 1 I know you wanted to be there, but unfortunately we had a lot of stuff going on 37:01 Speaker 1 It you know the people that are listening we've been gone for I don't know a second 37:05 Speaker 1 But I feel like they're like my kids on a car ride 37:11 Speaker 1 We just say okay, hold on and then my kids wake up and we're in Florida 37:14 Speaker 1 And they're like dude why is Florida so close like dude at six hours? 37:18 Speaker 1 You guys been sleeping the whole way, but that's anyway, so we did a lot 37:22 Speaker 1 I took I took my son to practice and 37:24 Speaker 1 And then afterwards I had a very unique experience and go ahead Brandon before we're getting that I will let you know 37:30 Speaker 1 That we're gonna start doing like scheduled streams and we're gonna be doing more giveaways 37:33 Speaker 1 And the bet the only way you can win is if you're here live and I let you know like hey like come 37:38 Speaker 1 Come out here text me and we'll get you we'll get you you'll get the award 37:43 Speaker 1 Whatever we're giving away 37:43 Speaker 1 But first person to hit me up text me you get it and could be playoff tickets 37:47 Speaker 1 Maybe even when I get world series tickets if they phrase come here 37:51 Speaker 1 But maybe another playoff round at the Braves. 37:53 Speaker 1 Evan, one here. 37:54 Speaker 1 Oh, but also you called an award and award. 37:57 Speaker 1 It's like an award. 37:58 Speaker 1 A reward. 37:59 Speaker 1 I think I meant reward a reward for me. 38:02 Speaker 1 Like rewards are being here. 38:03 Speaker 1 Can you can you hear all the stuff going on the background? 38:06 Speaker 1 I got the baseball game on in here. 38:09 Speaker 1 I got the football game on in the front room. 38:11 Speaker 1 Carter's living his best life. 38:12 Speaker 1 My family's walking around to different TVs and we're here with everybody. 38:16 Speaker 1 Recording. 38:17 Speaker 1 So just if you guys ever doubt how much we love you, this is our proof right here. 38:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I was like, you know, it's a, you know, braids game at home playoffs, but you know, you gotta make sacrifices. We make sacrifice for you guys like we chuck fucking travels across the world and fucking records and everything. So do it for y'all. So help us out. Come join the livestream whenever you're available. And we're going to have a dedicated one in the evenings here soon, but we are going to record all of them obviously live and lately we've been doing them later. I know you all people have jobs, you know, I mean, Chuck don't really somewhat, but you know, we just do whatever. Sorry. 38:48 Speaker 1 Anyway, how did your evening go since you left me? 38:52 Speaker 1 I know you had to go to practice. 38:54 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah. 38:55 Speaker 1 And then you forgot about something 38:57 Speaker 1 which I don't even know how it's possible for you to forgot 38:59 Speaker 1 because you forgot about something the week prior 39:01 Speaker 1 that reminded you of it and you still were reminded of it. 39:03 Speaker 1 Okay, just say what the chuck. 39:06 Speaker 1 Okay, all right, we'll go get into what? 39:08 Speaker 1 The chuck. 39:09 Speaker 1 Oh, dude. 39:10 Speaker 1 So I'm like, me and Brent, we're on the schedule 39:13 Speaker 1 and I'm like, okay, dude, I gotta be a baseball practice 39:15 Speaker 1 from five to seven. 39:17 Speaker 1 And then at seven, there is a hitting instructor that comes in and really saves me. 39:22 Speaker 1 Cause the last thing I want to do is throw three more pitches. 39:25 Speaker 1 It really expensive guy. 39:26 Speaker 1 Yes. 39:27 Speaker 1 Yes. 39:27 Speaker 1 But I mean, you know, we're batting like 700 right now. 39:30 Speaker 1 So we're okay. 39:31 Speaker 1 But I paid a play out here, baby. 39:33 Speaker 1 And dude, it was, it was the best hiring I've ever made, you know, bringing in a 39:37 Speaker 1 professional. 39:38 Speaker 1 Um, but so I'm like, dude, this is great. 39:40 Speaker 1 Cause you know, only half the team hits on Thursdays, half the team hits on 39:43 Speaker 1 Tuesdays for my son's team. 39:45 Speaker 1 Well tonight he's not hitting. 39:47 Speaker 1 So he hit on Tuesday. 39:48 Speaker 1 So I'm like, that's great, dude. 39:50 Speaker 1 Like seven o'clock, I'm bouncing. 39:51 Speaker 1 I tell Brandon, I'm like, yo dude, like seven, seven fifteen, seven thirty in case I get caught 39:57 Speaker 1 in a conversation. 39:58 Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden I'm getting ready to wrap it up. 40:01 Speaker 1 And Megan's like, hey, you need to hurry up and get home because we got to go to a chorus 40:07 Speaker 1 concert. 40:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just, for Savannah's eighth grade chorus. 40:10 Speaker 1 If you remember like last Wednesday, I don't even know if it's been a week, Chuck had 40:14 Speaker 1 to go down from a job in downtown Atlanta to deliver a $20 check up to the school for 40:18 Speaker 1 this course concert for something she had to have for it. And Chuck didn't think what's 40:22 Speaker 1 like, Oh, I'm so so attend that or when is that? Okay. What do you think you're just going 40:27 Speaker 1 to let her go by herself or like a field trip or something? And you're just like, I'm not 40:30 Speaker 1 going to a damn course concert. Okay, in my defense, the shirt that she had to have that 40:36 Speaker 1 I'd drop off the tweet about check for was for her singing the national anthem at the 40:39 Speaker 1 Braves game. So that's what that was for now. They did recycle them and they used them again tonight. 40:45 Speaker 1 But I didn't know what we were doing. So I'm like, I tell Megan, I go, what are we doing? You 40:49 Speaker 1 know, she's like, we got to be there at 745 for this concert. And I'm going, dude, how long is it 40:54 Speaker 1 last? Like, what are we doing? You know, and so we get there and we're waiting in line and there's, 41:00 Speaker 1 you know, fricking out of 500 people there, you know, there's a million kids. 41:04 Speaker 1 Do they sell concessions at like events like that or no? No, no, like that. 41:08 Speaker 1 I haven't eaten dinner and I have like three vending machines at the high school and so I'm 41:14 Speaker 1 drinking a freaking mellow yellow zero sugar. I don't even know what this is. It's like what are 41:19 Speaker 1 you doing? Well as I was wondering like you asked these parents come here and do this for like 20. 41:23 Speaker 1 I think you said it was only less than like 25 minutes or 30 minutes which is like by time you 41:26 Speaker 1 get there and drive home is another 30 minutes probably well made for it. I go closer but that 41:30 Speaker 1 and your starving people are getting off work and they're trying to drive with all these kids 41:34 Speaker 1 and they're screaming like we don't want to go but too bad you got to go to your sister staying 41:37 Speaker 1 at seven o'clock at night and then no food that really fucking blows and then I'm not 41:42 Speaker 1 even gonna ask if they had beer if they didn't even got food. 41:44 Speaker 1 No they didn't beer, did anything. That's the only thing. I was like you know I haven't 41:48 Speaker 1 had a drink in a long time because I just haven't thought. I've been sick, I've had 41:52 Speaker 1 sinuses. So you know the games tonight I'm going you know what I said Brandon's waiting 41:57 Speaker 1 on me. I kind of wanted to stop and just grab like a six pack a Yingling or something 42:01 Speaker 1 but I didn't do it. I didn't do it because I knew we had to get on this and but I knew 42:05 Speaker 1 I had my mellow yellow, so I was like I'm gonna be fine for the games. So anyways, we get there 42:10 Speaker 1 And they have a thing called elite choir. Okay, these aren't even like 42:15 Speaker 1 Like our kids like the eighth grade girls who we were there to watch 42:18 Speaker 1 They're hiding in the wings. We get there and there's this thing called elite choir, right? 42:23 Speaker 1 And they're they're parents aren't even there. They're just there to show off. They're just like all Asians 42:29 Speaker 1 No, I'm really honestly it was a pretty pretty diverse group. Why I saw the group Savannah's with it 42:35 Speaker 1 And you sent me a very bad video because I know what you're including in that video. 42:39 Speaker 1 I don't want to talk. 42:40 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 42:42 Speaker 1 The forehead with the uta brow. 42:45 Speaker 1 I mean, you put you put that in there on purpose. 42:48 Speaker 1 I know you did. 42:49 Speaker 1 You're like, I know you're looking at there. 42:50 Speaker 1 You're like, I got a brand new video. 42:52 Speaker 1 That's going to randomly send me a seven second video recording of a choir recital. 42:57 Speaker 1 There is definitely a very diverse group of ladies that are in show or inquire in ninth 43:03 Speaker 1 or eighth grade. 43:04 Speaker 1 And so the show choir starts and I'm sitting there and I get sit, I get sit neck. 43:08 Speaker 1 I get sat next to one of Savannah's teammates, little brother. 43:14 Speaker 1 So he's he's not a slow brother. 43:16 Speaker 1 Okay. 43:17 Speaker 1 He's nine, but he doesn't want to be there at all. 43:19 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, it gets, it gets good. 43:21 Speaker 1 So this kids, he's a, he plays travel ball, but he's, he's only nine. 43:24 Speaker 1 And I guess he has a strained NCL. 43:27 Speaker 1 He was playing second base and the shortstop went for a ball that he called and dove into 43:32 Speaker 1 to his left knee, which sprained his ACL or MCL. And now he's out for the season, he's 43:37 Speaker 1 on crutches. So he's sitting next to me, right? And they start, they start the elite choir. 43:44 Speaker 1 And the boys were all like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And they're like stomping their 43:49 Speaker 1 feet. And this goes on. And then all of a sudden the girls are like, Oh, and it reminded 43:53 Speaker 1 me of the Leonardo Caprio movie. You know, if you want to talk about Matthew McConaughey, 43:58 Speaker 1 He's like, the Wolf of Wall Street. 44:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:00 Speaker 1 They're all okay. 44:01 Speaker 1 They probably, they probably watched that movie recently then. 44:07 Speaker 1 If they're, that's what they were doing. 44:09 Speaker 1 That's the whole song is them making noises and like that. 44:13 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is terrible. 44:15 Speaker 1 Right. 44:16 Speaker 1 So anyway, the kid next to me, the little kid, he goes, how much longer is this 44:20 Speaker 1 going to do? 44:20 Speaker 1 We're there for one. 44:21 Speaker 1 We're there for three minutes. 44:22 Speaker 1 And this kid goes, are you kidding me? 44:24 Speaker 1 How much longer is this going to take the Braves game is on? 44:27 Speaker 1 Right? 44:27 Speaker 1 I know right terrible sketch like Thursday night football and Braves game like what are you people do it? 44:32 Speaker 1 And I'm dying right so anyway 44:35 Speaker 1 They finally get the ninth graders up. It's been 15 minutes a show choir elite choir 44:39 Speaker 1 Whatever they call himself and they get the ninth graders up and Savannah's got like the opening like thing 44:45 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is. I sent you a video of it 44:47 Speaker 1 I don't know it was like her and like eight or ten or fifteen other girls 44:50 Speaker 1 It's like singing chicks there. That was the that was the small group 44:55 Speaker 1 That was a small group. 44:57 Speaker 1 They were the opener. 44:58 Speaker 1 Yes, they were the opener. 44:59 Speaker 1 You saw the group behind them. 45:01 Speaker 1 There's like 500 of them. 45:03 Speaker 1 I don't even know. 45:05 Speaker 1 So I'm seeing them. 45:06 Speaker 1 Just like fuck it. 45:07 Speaker 1 Yes, everyone is saying it once and they just blow your eardrums out. 45:09 Speaker 1 Dude, it was crazy. 45:10 Speaker 1 So I'm watching them like this is this is okay. 45:12 Speaker 1 I don't really know what they're saying. 45:14 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on. 45:15 Speaker 1 I've never heard this song before, you know. 45:17 Speaker 1 So anyway, so then they go into the big group and they're singing. 45:20 Speaker 1 They sing like three or four songs. 45:23 Speaker 1 And then this person comes out and they're giving flowers to the composer or the director 45:27 Speaker 1 or the person that does the hand thing. 45:29 Speaker 1 I don't know what were they called? 45:31 Speaker 1 Orchestrator. 45:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 45:33 Speaker 1 I don't know. 45:34 Speaker 1 They give him flowers and he gives the girl flowers and the piano guys over there. 45:37 Speaker 1 He's getting flowers. 45:38 Speaker 1 They're thanking the people in the back. 45:39 Speaker 1 They're thanking the people doing the lights. 45:41 Speaker 1 And I'm going, what is going on? 45:42 Speaker 1 And then so I'm thinking we're going to get out of there. 45:44 Speaker 1 I'm thinking we're going to get out of there. 45:46 Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden he gets on the mic and he goes, all the parents, if you wouldn't 45:50 Speaker 1 mind wait in the cafeteria. We have secured all the girls cell phones in one box and there 45:59 Speaker 1 what was that? 46:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just had to show this. This is Megan Spark Megan Fox has new row sparks ad right 46:05 Speaker 1 now. I'm watching the game down here at the bottom. Pretty hot. Don't you? Whoa. Okay. 46:10 Speaker 1 I know I just had a I just had a I had to let everybody know what's going on. Okay. I'll 46:16 Speaker 1 I'll watch that. I'll watch that later. 46:18 Speaker 1 Anyways, the top of the second braids are bottom of the second braids are up three zero 46:22 Speaker 1 still. 46:23 Speaker 1 So they tell us, Hey, your kids will be out in a minute. 46:26 Speaker 1 We got to make sure they get all their cell phones back. 46:29 Speaker 1 They put all those kids cell phones in one box. 46:33 Speaker 1 Oh, God, dude, I remember, I remember going to like one thing when they made us like give 46:37 Speaker 1 up our cell phones for like a test or something. 46:39 Speaker 1 But I was like right at the age to where they're like cell cell phones are just starting to become 46:44 Speaker 1 a problem like smartphones at school. 46:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm glad to have to go through any of that because I think and now a lot of schools 46:48 Speaker 1 They make them like lock them up permanently and you got to walk through metal detectors and have like clear book bags and everything like that 46:54 Speaker 1 I'm like, it's like you're a fucking prison man. It's crazy 46:56 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, well that's I mean and that so we get in the car and after some man that finds their cell phone 47:01 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get in the car and I'm like this is weird like why would they make you lock yourself on up? 47:04 Speaker 1 She's like oh well somebody might leave it on I'm like 47:07 Speaker 1 All right, that's stupid or it's bulging your pants. You know what? 47:11 Speaker 1 Whatever, I don't know I mean granted it is it is eighth grade course 47:15 Speaker 1 So I mean, you know, it's not like there's like someone on Broadway scouting them. 47:18 Speaker 1 Like you're taking you in the choir draft. 47:22 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 47:22 Speaker 1 They did. 47:23 Speaker 1 So they did razzle basil, right? 47:25 Speaker 1 It's that it's from the Broadway show Chicago and they got the top hats on and 47:29 Speaker 1 they got the canes and it's like razzle basil and their dance inside to side, right? 47:35 Speaker 1 And this kid, this little kid. 47:39 Speaker 1 It was like the best part of the song where they're like razzle, dazzle them. 47:43 Speaker 1 and like the music stops and they click and the kid goes, 47:47 Speaker 1 this sucks, right? 47:48 Speaker 1 Like so loud. 47:51 Speaker 1 And I was like, dude, shut up, dude. 47:53 Speaker 1 And he's like, what? 47:54 Speaker 1 His mom hits. 47:55 Speaker 1 And he's like, shut up. 47:56 Speaker 1 So we get in the car and we're coming home. 48:03 Speaker 1 And I'm talking to some man, I'm trying to like, I don't know. 48:05 Speaker 1 Like when Carter has a game and we're in the car, I'm like, 48:08 Speaker 1 hey, how do you think you did? 48:09 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, what are you doing? 48:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 48:11 Speaker 1 review your review in the tape with the chorus like we're to fuck up at obviously some things here something 48:16 Speaker 1 They're anything about chorus. So I looked at Savannah and I go how do you think she did? 48:20 Speaker 1 How do you think you did she goes? I swear to God she goes I just moved my mouth 48:25 Speaker 1 I didn't sing anything. I was thinking that exactly when I sent you cuz I sent you a text back 48:30 Speaker 1 I was like I said are they all required to look sad also? 48:34 Speaker 1 That's like she wouldn't even sing it. I'm like why they singing so low, but some people use to do that back in 48:39 Speaker 1 I did that in choir back in the day of the church when I did it like three times you just go 48:44 Speaker 1 Watermelon watermelon 48:46 Speaker 1 It just looks like you're singing. What are you just saying about if you just mouth towards watermelon? 48:51 Speaker 1 You look like you're singing. That's not true. Oh my god. It is kind of true. I know right see it's crazy 48:59 Speaker 1 Hold on. Hold on. Let me try it. Let me try it. Let me try it. Hold on. Oh, especially if you change it. Yeah 49:08 Speaker 1 Oh, that's the way you say it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can't just do the all just got water water water water 49:16 Speaker 1 That's what we used to do. Yeah, so I was I was a little angry when she told me that because now I'm going to pay for 49:22 Speaker 1 Chorus besides the $20. I don't know Megan does all that but what you mean that is like it's about the time 49:28 Speaker 1 Like if you're like okay, dude like if you're gonna go up there and you're gonna be in chorus 49:33 Speaker 1 And you're not even singing like what am I doing here? I don't know why am I here? 49:38 Speaker 1 Is that because that's voluntary right like they're not requiring her to be in chorus 49:42 Speaker 1 No, no, you don't require to do anything 49:44 Speaker 1 She just does it because she wants to hang out with her friends. I saw him up there 49:47 Speaker 1 They get done and they said aren't everybody you know like we're gonna take one group photo 49:52 Speaker 1 I'm trying to get out of there to go watch the game 49:55 Speaker 1 They're like ladies smile and I guess one of the kids like stuck their tongue out right and she goes and the conductor 50:03 Speaker 1 Thank You Michael Germany the conductor she goes that's Trish 50:06 Speaker 1 Do not and I repeat do not ruin this memory for other families put your tongues in your mouth and smile right? 50:14 Speaker 1 I'm like dang dude. Just like I'll think about a little badass kid next to me 50:18 Speaker 1 Be like this socks. I'm not gonna remember anything about this. He was so funny dude the whole time 50:23 Speaker 1 I said hey man. I'm gonna do like 10 more songs. She's like oh my god 50:29 Speaker 1 Be like no, it's like two-hour concert man. What he's humbling. It's just the openers 50:33 Speaker 1 They we got professional women singers coming out. I just I remember being younger and going to what I got 50:40 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't think I was never in chorus. 50:43 Speaker 1 I mean, I did band until I was in eighth grade. 50:46 Speaker 1 I remember the concerts were pretty legit in my mind. 50:49 Speaker 1 Like in my mind, we were good. 50:51 Speaker 1 But were we not? 50:54 Speaker 1 The only choir concert I went to was one with my buddy Josh, 50:59 Speaker 1 the one that had digging the trench in the back. 51:01 Speaker 1 And I took to the Braves game the like two days after that. 51:04 Speaker 1 He, we went to one at noon in high school 51:07 Speaker 1 for his girlfriend was in it. 51:09 Speaker 1 I think I was, I think he had already graduated, 51:11 Speaker 1 but me and her were seniors, 51:13 Speaker 1 obviously went to a different school, 51:14 Speaker 1 but they did like a whole Al's Cooper set up there. 51:16 Speaker 1 I was like, fuck yeah, this is awesome. 51:18 Speaker 1 What? 51:19 Speaker 1 I mean, they had like all kinds of, 51:21 Speaker 1 you know how Al's Cooper does his shows, 51:22 Speaker 1 they've got like a bunch of props and everything 51:25 Speaker 1 and animatronics and shit like that. 51:26 Speaker 1 They were doing all that. 51:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, 51:28 Speaker 1 they have like pyrotechnics and lasers and stuff. 51:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 51:31 Speaker 1 They had comfy like movie style seats. 51:34 Speaker 1 They're like old school movie style seats, 51:35 Speaker 1 but like the real like hairy cloth. 51:39 Speaker 1 Remember Harry cloth back in the day? 51:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 51:41 Speaker 1 That's what it was. 51:42 Speaker 1 See, I don't want to. 51:44 Speaker 1 I don't want to disrespect it. 51:45 Speaker 1 I don't want to be mean. 51:45 Speaker 1 I don't want to say anything bad anybody. 51:47 Speaker 1 OK, but they have a QR code on the big screen when you get there 51:52 Speaker 1 and and the conductor. 51:54 Speaker 1 Thank you, Trish. 51:55 Speaker 1 The conductor goes, all right, everyone, please scan the QR code. 51:59 Speaker 1 This is going to take you to a group of files on your phone. 52:03 Speaker 1 And then when I look at you and I go like this, 52:07 Speaker 1 I need you to turn your volume all the way up. 52:09 Speaker 1 When I look at you and I go like this, I mean, turn your volume all the way down. 52:13 Speaker 1 So now he's got, I don't know, if the audience had 500 people in it, maybe 100 people are doing it, 52:18 Speaker 1 Megan's one of them. And the song is called Hurricane, right? It's Hurricane. 52:23 Speaker 1 But Luke calls? No, Hurricane by Matoudi Matoudita, right? 52:29 Speaker 1 So you never heard of it. And so they're singing it, and all of a sudden the conductor looks at 52:33 Speaker 1 the audience and he's like, whoo. And everyone turns their volume up and it sounds like waves 52:37 Speaker 1 crashing and wind blowing and then he's like, and then all the music goes down. 52:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are we doing? 52:44 Speaker 1 And Megan's doing it the whole time. 52:46 Speaker 1 And then finally halfway through the song, she's like, this is too much. 52:48 Speaker 1 I was like, I know. 52:50 Speaker 1 You got a bunch of wine moms up there. 52:52 Speaker 1 Just like, what? 52:52 Speaker 1 What? 52:53 Speaker 1 What? 52:54 Speaker 1 What? 52:56 Speaker 1 There used to be a fucking app. 52:57 Speaker 1 I can't remember what it was called. 52:58 Speaker 1 It was called a, it lasted for like probably three months, but it could be where you, 53:03 Speaker 1 everybody could connect their phones and it would all play the same song, but it would 53:06 Speaker 1 it sound fucking terrible. 53:08 Speaker 1 It just sounded like five phones listening 53:10 Speaker 1 to the same song at the same time. 53:11 Speaker 1 It was just annoying as fuck. 53:13 Speaker 1 Same, I'm sure that's how it sounded there also. 53:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, of course, because there was like different 53:18 Speaker 1 sound effects for different songs they sang. 53:22 Speaker 1 And obviously not everyone clicked on the right song. 53:25 Speaker 1 So people would like turn it all the way up 53:27 Speaker 1 and it was background music for Chicago, 53:29 Speaker 1 but you're playing it during the hurricane. 53:30 Speaker 1 So it was like razzle, razzle, rumb, rumb, right. 53:33 Speaker 1 And it's just like, what are we doing? 53:35 Speaker 1 It was a lot. 53:36 Speaker 1 It was a lot, but I'm glad I went. 53:38 Speaker 1 I supported Savannah in her goal. 53:41 Speaker 1 And I said, Savannah, are you thinking about being like a singer? 53:44 Speaker 1 Like that's cool, you know, like if you're in choir, 53:47 Speaker 1 maybe you want to be a professional singer. 53:48 Speaker 1 I mean, I figure like that's a natural step. 53:51 Speaker 1 We could write songs for her. 53:53 Speaker 1 She was absolutely not. 53:55 Speaker 1 What? 53:56 Speaker 1 Give a shot. 53:57 Speaker 1 What are we doing here? 53:58 Speaker 1 I don't, so I mean, I'm okay with my kid being in something, 54:00 Speaker 1 but I just don't understand if you don't want to be, 54:04 Speaker 1 like do it. 54:05 Speaker 1 doing it. I think she just does it for like the camaraderie and the good time, you know? 54:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, you know, did you ever did you ever join anything for just a good 54:14 Speaker 1 time? Because I did. I joined one thing for a good time. You know what it was? 54:18 Speaker 1 Um, let me think. Hold on. Let me think about it. See if I can think of mine real quick. I did. 54:22 Speaker 1 Probably it's probably a club. It's probably a club or something like. Yes. 54:25 Speaker 1 All right. I'm gonna explain to you. I was like almost forcibly. I had to join this. Like I 54:29 Speaker 1 didn't have like a, you know, like a say in it for like a day. So I went to Def August's house back. 54:33 Speaker 1 You know when he lived with his parents we were young and everything we couldn't drive and we went to this class called 54:39 Speaker 1 Land judgment at 4 H all right. They were in this club and everything 54:42 Speaker 1 I was only for it was only for 11th and 12th graders 54:45 Speaker 1 But at the time I was only in 10th grade 54:48 Speaker 1 So I really wasn't supposed to be in the class 54:49 Speaker 1 But my parents kept picking me up 54:51 Speaker 1 So I just had to go with def August up to this class 54:53 Speaker 1 But I knew a bunch of people in there Josh like this other one 54:56 Speaker 1 I was talking about saying go he was in there and a few other people and I remember I'm in there for one day 55:01 Speaker 1 You got this old guy who really loves judging land dude. I mean he's running the whole class 55:06 Speaker 1 And I'm in there in the August. I don't August must have said the wrong word to him or something 55:11 Speaker 1 Instead of saying this is my guess for the day somehow this guy thought I was signing out to do this class because I'm sitting in the class 55:16 Speaker 1 Learning shit. He's got me filling out a questionnaire 55:18 Speaker 1 Why everyone else is doing stuff talking about land and he's like giving me all these packets of paperwork and everything and all these 55:25 Speaker 1 Signatures I need for my parents and shit to join this class and yeah 55:28 Speaker 1 I need to make sure I have my transportation and everything. 55:31 Speaker 1 I'm like, I just here for the day, man. 55:33 Speaker 1 Like my parents couldn't pick me up. 55:34 Speaker 1 I didn't want to be here. 55:35 Speaker 1 And then we go outside and we're just at the fairgrounds and you do this thing. 55:40 Speaker 1 I can't remember exactly what it's called, but it's something to do with grading. 55:43 Speaker 1 And you just stick your hand out and he gave like a brief, like refresher to all 55:47 Speaker 1 the kids out there, like just run your hand across the horizon and you got to go. 55:51 Speaker 1 You know, like four thumb links and a half a hand over and then however far 55:55 Speaker 1 the distances from your hand to the ground. Imagine you had like half a hand there and 56:00 Speaker 1 that's the number you get. We know the grade. And I'm like, all right, I'm like, I feel 56:07 Speaker 1 like I'm in national impunes, Vegas vacation. I'll tell you which one in a minute. I'm going 56:13 Speaker 1 my hand across and everyone just screams out. No, like, I'm like, I think that's like 56:16 Speaker 1 a sixth grade, like seven people in front of me were like, two, four, eight, three, I'm 56:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, six, I'm like, no one knows what the fuck's going on here. 56:25 Speaker 1 And it feels like that casino and national and punes are like, Oh, 56:29 Speaker 1 pick a number. And he's like 23 is that seven? He's like, damn it. 56:33 Speaker 1 You remember that one when he goes to India, you know, it was just pick a number. 56:36 Speaker 1 That's all I felt off there. I was like, this is the dumbest class I've ever went to. 56:39 Speaker 1 And that was my only time attending it. 56:41 Speaker 1 But the only reason I went there because I was like, ain't that with August, 56:43 Speaker 1 I couldn't get a ride home. And Josh was there and a few other buddies, but that was about it. 56:48 Speaker 1 The only one I ever did. 56:49 Speaker 1 And it was the, uh, the worst experience of my young life. 56:52 Speaker 1 was I signed up for debate club, right? 56:57 Speaker 1 And I didn't know what debate club was. 57:00 Speaker 1 I signed up under the guise that I would debate 57:05 Speaker 1 like the other people in it. 57:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I would just like argue with you, 57:08 Speaker 1 you know what I mean? 57:10 Speaker 1 I thought they would sit us down and be like, 57:12 Speaker 1 all right, what's better? 57:13 Speaker 1 Peanut butter and jelly, 57:14 Speaker 1 or tuna fish sandwiches. 57:16 Speaker 1 Chuck, you're arguing for tuna, 57:18 Speaker 1 Brandon, you're arguing for peanut butter and jelly. 57:19 Speaker 1 And then we'd just sit there and argue, right? 57:21 Speaker 1 and it'd be hilarious. 57:22 Speaker 1 It'd be a fun time. 57:23 Speaker 1 Like, this is great. 57:24 Speaker 1 We just argue and bust each other's balls and all that. 57:27 Speaker 1 We could do that now. 57:28 Speaker 1 Yeah. 57:29 Speaker 1 But I go there the first time, 57:31 Speaker 1 and nobody's debating. 57:33 Speaker 1 We're just like learning facts, you know, 57:35 Speaker 1 about John F. Kennedy and the Republican Party and DC 57:39 Speaker 1 and where the Capitol should be. 57:41 Speaker 1 So I do it for like three times, and it's after class, 57:44 Speaker 1 and I'm like, wait, when do we bust each other's balls? 57:47 Speaker 1 Like, when do we start going after each other? 57:49 Speaker 1 And then that's when they dropped the bomb of, 57:52 Speaker 1 you're gonna be the best debate team 57:54 Speaker 1 that North Branch has ever had. 57:56 Speaker 1 And one day, when you guys make it to Division I, 57:59 Speaker 1 you know, I'm like, what? 58:00 Speaker 1 Like, wait, we're on the same team? 58:01 Speaker 1 So he's like, what do we debate on whether we wanna do 58:04 Speaker 1 anal or vaginal? 58:05 Speaker 1 I don't know. 58:06 Speaker 1 What are we talking about? 58:07 Speaker 1 I didn't know we'd be on the same team. 58:08 Speaker 1 I thought we were all fighting against each other. 58:11 Speaker 1 And then he's like, yeah, and our first debate 58:13 Speaker 1 will be held in March, and this is like four months away. 58:17 Speaker 1 and he's like March, it'll be in Lansing, 58:20 Speaker 1 Michigan State University. 58:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 58:22 Speaker 1 Like, I'm not going anywhere to do this. 58:24 Speaker 1 I don't even know what I'm doing. 58:25 Speaker 1 We've been debated. 58:26 Speaker 1 So I quit. 58:27 Speaker 1 I had three of, I lasted for three practices and I bounced. 58:31 Speaker 1 The only reason, I mean, debate club, 58:33 Speaker 1 like looking back on it now, 58:34 Speaker 1 I kind of would want to do it, 58:36 Speaker 1 but what you're thinking of what you want to do 58:38 Speaker 1 is all written composition. 58:39 Speaker 1 That was my favorite class ever. 58:40 Speaker 1 Like we'd have like topics you have to do. 58:42 Speaker 1 Like, all right, this topic is prepare for like, 58:45 Speaker 1 like a presidential speech. 58:46 Speaker 1 like if you're running for class president or we had to recite a whole song one time with 58:50 Speaker 1 just a backing track and we had a bunch of persuade people how to do things and you know 58:55 Speaker 1 it acts like the classrooms or museum or use the classroom was a prop. That was fun. I enjoyed 58:59 Speaker 1 that. Randy Robbins. I love that guy. 59:01 Speaker 1 I remember doing that and I got I marked the two topics that I took because they gave you 59:06 Speaker 1 topics you could choose from. And I chose is Michael Jordan the goat. And at that point 59:11 Speaker 1 he was still playing. So I took that one. And the other one was should college basketball 59:16 Speaker 1 or should your college athletes be paid. And I took that one because I was like, these 59:20 Speaker 1 are great. I can talk about them. I don't need to like study. You know what I mean? 59:23 Speaker 1 Yeah. I can just go up there and argue against you and maybe win. And but that's fun. But 59:28 Speaker 1 you had to bake. I'm sucked. And then the other one was I jumped on the frickin the school 59:32 Speaker 1 book or yearbook. Oh, I've never told you that. Yeah, you're gonna put that shit together. 59:37 Speaker 1 But you had a lot of tricks in there probably, right? Yeah. But you know what they made 59:39 Speaker 1 you do when you weren't doing the school yearbook you had to work in the school store. So I'd do like three 59:44 Speaker 1 shifts in the school store. We sucked. 59:47 Speaker 1 It's like so much money. They lost so much money. 59:50 Speaker 1 That was like those special ed kids when they were making cookies and remember I told you last week and 59:54 Speaker 1 they're so you're the same thing, man. They had the special ed just selling stuff in their 59:57 Speaker 1 product. Hey, a principal Ferguson, we're going to have the special ed kids work the school 1:00:03 Speaker 1 store. He's like, you think that's a good idea. I mean, oh, yeah, yeah. And then I'm in there. I'm 1:00:07 Speaker 1 supervising them, you know, I got like three of them in there and I'm just like, God, you guys, you just give it away. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 Everything's about. 1:00:13 Speaker 1 I must say the, the only other time I did something close to the club was we were it was a 1:00:19 Speaker 1 10th grade literature class, Miss Price, her babies were actually the two kids that played Judith in the Walking Dead. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 She had twins and she played Judith for like a season or two. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 They just, 1:00:28 Speaker 1 that's true. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 But 100% 100% you can look it up. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 But we did a debate class in there and I got caught lying in court and it blew up the whole 1:00:37 Speaker 1 defense team or the whole I can't matter what I was but some for some reason I had these 1:00:42 Speaker 1 like chicks that were in my class were really all these people that I've been going to class 1:00:45 Speaker 1 with for five years at least four classes a day every day for five years in a row and 1:00:52 Speaker 1 some of them you know I'd aggravated the fuck Adam so they want to make me the defendant 1:00:57 Speaker 1 so that way they could like prosecute my ass and I got caught lying and shit oh it was 1:01:01 Speaker 1 bad dude it was you heard you'd heard yourself in high school yeah yeah whole class blew 1:01:05 Speaker 1 the fuck up. I mean, it was the whole experiment was done after that shit. I just blew up the 1:01:09 Speaker 1 whole mock trial of the line, send it to death. And I'm like, Oh no, I got to go sit in the 1:01:13 Speaker 1 court for the last 10 minutes of class. He fucking retards. Still like, well, I'm just 1:01:20 Speaker 1 you guys know, prosecuting attorney was to me a bill man. I do love her. She's a great gal. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 She went to UGA. And I think she, he's a things attorney now too. So I had to keep her on good 1:01:30 Speaker 1 term. So I don't get sued by her. You should look her up with Manny, man. Get her job. Oh, 1:01:33 Speaker 1 I'm maybe but we're gonna go ahead and bounce out of here. 1:01:37 Speaker 1 Uh, it's, uh, cause we got the Braves game, baby. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 We're gonna watch this shit. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 Hopefully, uh, we get a win tomorrow and hopefully we're very happy on a Monday's recording. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 Uh, if not, you'll know why if, if so, you'll know why also why we're happy. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 So yeah, they were get out of here. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 We tell him Monday's recording. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 Is this Friday's recording? 1:01:53 Speaker 1 Yes. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 Hey guys, have a great weekend. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 Be safe. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 Don't drink and drive. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 Don't do any stupid. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 Don't get arrested. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 but Brandon, if they do get arrested, what should they do? 1:02:05 Speaker 1 They should call their royal law firm and they don't get you out of jail. 1:02:08 Speaker 1 Now with big B up there, you could probably get it for a better rate because 1:02:11 Speaker 1 she's brand new. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 She's going to be a lot cheaper, hopefully. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 So if you're going to do something, do something and do something stupid 1:02:17 Speaker 1 in the next six months while best still cheap. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 Well, that's many about that, but I would think that'd be the case, right? 1:02:21 Speaker 1 I guarantee you, that's the case. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 And if you're a liberal and you do something stupid, ask for Beth. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 She got you. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 She got your teller. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 And if you're a dude, tell her you love the random makeup, makeup, a 1:02:30 Speaker 1 WNBA team and she'll believe you just tell them to do it. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 The Falcons. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, I love the Falcons. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 The WNBA team. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 So we'll see you tomorrow. 1:02:39 Speaker 1 But appreciate the Germany's book.