Rode 6 Miles On A Bike For 2D Strange EP-402 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-10-01
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This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You got to be patient. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:40 Speaker 1 The top of the opinions expressed on the show are for 0:42 Speaker 1 getting purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck 0:45 Speaker 1 Iyer's pistol with B-Man Thresher. Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rob you like an STP with a- 0:59 Speaker 1 I would have been to a Thursday on Google first. 1:02 Speaker 1 And on this day, Henry Ford introduced the Model T car. 1:06 Speaker 1 And he's been doing pretty good ever since except that he died. 1:09 Speaker 1 My name is Brant Thrashers, the day that I was over there trying to cut himself as Chuck 1:12 Speaker 1 Charles Ironfish. 1:13 Speaker 1 How are you doing? 1:14 Speaker 1 I can cut myself because it's made of plastic and it's not sharp. 1:18 Speaker 1 Henry Ford really? 1:19 Speaker 1 This is when he introduced it? 1:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, in October 1st, 1908. 1:23 Speaker 1 I think he was a big Halloween guy or something. 1:26 Speaker 1 He really said on the 1st of October, I don't know if there was any significance to that, 1:29 Speaker 1 but that was our first car we got, which is kind of cool. 1:32 Speaker 1 It seems like the absolute worst time of year to introduce a car in Michigan, right? 1:39 Speaker 1 You're, you know, snow in like 30 days. 1:41 Speaker 1 Why would you do that? 1:42 Speaker 1 I think that's the perfect time then because you don't want to be walking in the snow or 1:45 Speaker 1 riding your horse or whatever the fuck those people used to do or right on the back of 1:48 Speaker 1 slaves, whatever they did. 1:49 Speaker 1 I don't know what they did, but it's probably like a don't want to die in this winter. 1:52 Speaker 1 This, uh, uh, you know, this went don't want to die in the snow, this winter, the cold 1:56 Speaker 1 by a car and you can drive over Jews. 1:59 Speaker 1 What, why are you? 2:00 Speaker 1 Why do you sound like it's a commercial? 2:01 Speaker 1 Like he was making commercials for people. They did as I sold him. He need not there was no commercials. He's put up posters 2:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean that's kind of like a commercial 2:11 Speaker 1 I mean he would go and talk to people about it says like he's telling you what's going on 2:14 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like it's like a live-action commercial like you're getting to watch it person 2:18 Speaker 1 I don't know man. I feel like the car kind of ruined everything, you know like I'd have been I'd have been very happy 2:24 Speaker 1 Like growing up in the Wild West, you know what I mean and having like a horse and not having to shower 2:30 Speaker 1 and carrying a gun and I think that would have been the best time to be alive. 2:34 Speaker 1 Would be like the Wild West. 2:36 Speaker 1 You know, you can like do all that still. 2:38 Speaker 1 It's like almost me. 2:39 Speaker 1 I got guns and horses and I barely shower. 2:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, but that was a way of life. 2:45 Speaker 1 And you know, I'm thinking prostitution. 2:48 Speaker 1 It was legal. 2:48 Speaker 1 It was probably a buck, you know, I mean, that's pretty legit. 2:52 Speaker 1 Kind of high though. 2:53 Speaker 1 And a dollar for some ranch pussy. 2:55 Speaker 1 From Rochester, strange. 2:57 Speaker 1 No, that's not true. 2:58 Speaker 1 That's what I was looking for. 2:59 Speaker 1 I don't know how much, I mean, how much was a dollar worth back then? 3:03 Speaker 1 Okay, find out how much a prostitute costs in 1850 in the Wild West. 3:10 Speaker 1 And once you find out how much it was, then we'll figure out how much that is in today's dollars. 3:15 Speaker 1 What year you want me to go with? 3:17 Speaker 1 1892 or something? 3:18 Speaker 1 1850. 3:19 Speaker 1 No, 1850. 3:21 Speaker 1 We're like that was when it was the worst. 3:23 Speaker 1 1850 was the worst. 3:25 Speaker 1 How much was the US dollar worth in 1850? 3:27 Speaker 1 So nowadays that'd be $42.95. So I guess that is low for a prostitute, but I don't know if the cost of living was lower. 3:35 Speaker 1 Well, find out how much they cost back then. See how much a prostitute costs in 1850, the average. 3:40 Speaker 1 You know, we don't even know what the high end we just want the average was a prostate. 3:45 Speaker 1 So you start typing in prostitute. It was like, whoa, how much was a prostitute in 1850? 3:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:54 Speaker 1 Um, 1850 cost of the process. 3:57 Speaker 1 You varied widely from a few pennies for this, this, this to it street walkers. 4:03 Speaker 1 So I guess that's just like you're walking down the street and like, you want to have sex 4:06 Speaker 1 life. 4:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:08 Speaker 1 How much? 4:09 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know, nickel. 4:10 Speaker 1 Um, no, I don't want that one. 4:11 Speaker 1 I don't want that one. 4:12 Speaker 1 I want that to high end. 4:13 Speaker 1 $50 or more for elite, uh, curd, curd, sands, curd, since I guess $50 dollars. 4:18 Speaker 1 So that would be what? 4:20 Speaker 1 That's like five K. 4:21 Speaker 1 that's like, yeah, would that be $2,000? Yes. That's insane. It's wild. 4:26 Speaker 1 I guess some things never change because I think escorts are expensive. I don't know, 4:30 Speaker 1 but if you go to Vegas or you're in New York or LA, I'm thinking you could probably find one 4:36 Speaker 1 for that amount of money. Yeah, but the problem with escorts is you're not guaranteed to have sex 4:40 Speaker 1 with them. Oh my God, we talked about this. Yes, you are. It's just they just they just say that 4:45 Speaker 1 because they want to keep the po-po off their back. 4:48 Speaker 1 Escort versus Frosted. 4:51 Speaker 1 I don't know. 4:52 Speaker 1 Why does Frosted, have you ever heard of Frosted Tui? 4:54 Speaker 1 Frosted Tui? 4:55 Speaker 1 It's P-R-O-S-I-T-U-E with a little Mexican thing above it 4:59 Speaker 1 with another E. 5:00 Speaker 1 No, what does that mean? 5:01 Speaker 1 I don't know. 5:02 Speaker 1 We were looking at Escort versus Frosted Tui. 5:05 Speaker 1 Uh, main difference is that a Frosted Tui is legally 5:09 Speaker 1 informally defined as someone who is paced specifically 5:11 Speaker 1 for sexual acts, whereas the Escort is paid for time, 5:14 Speaker 1 and social presence, such as attending in a vid or dinner, 5:19 Speaker 1 that the term is frequently used as a legal or high end 5:21 Speaker 1 euphemism for sex work. 5:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the same thing. 5:25 Speaker 1 It's just, that's how they try to skirt the law. 5:28 Speaker 1 And then they try to, oh, no, no, I'm not a prostitute. 5:30 Speaker 1 I'm an escort. 5:31 Speaker 1 Like shut up, you're a prostitute. 5:33 Speaker 1 But you just make more money, 5:35 Speaker 1 because escorts do make more money, I think. 5:37 Speaker 1 Because they're usually prettier and they smell better 5:38 Speaker 1 and they have all their teeth and less disease. 5:40 Speaker 1 I would think. 5:41 Speaker 1 You would think that, yes. 5:44 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, so um, we had something else cool that happened today, but the car cool, you know, I'm still driving one of his vehicles nowadays. So that's pretty cool. 5:51 Speaker 1 Um, the founding of the repeoples public of China happened also. And what you were that? 6:01 Speaker 1 Oh, let me guess. I just fucking. 6:03 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yes. 6:05 Speaker 1 The people's republic. I'm going to say 1913. 6:08 Speaker 1 No, 1949 by Mao Zedong proclaimed his establishment of the People's Republic of China in Beijing. 6:15 Speaker 1 Nigeria gained independence from Great Britain and then it went quickly downhill. 6:20 Speaker 1 Walt Disney World opened in 1971 on this day. 6:24 Speaker 1 And then also Johnny Carson made his debut as host of The Tonight Show back in 1962. 6:30 Speaker 1 Johnny Carson was my favorite. 6:32 Speaker 1 Out of all of them, he was my favorite. 6:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not really a late night TV person. 6:36 Speaker 1 And you know, the first time I ever really watched a late night TV host was, uh, when 6:40 Speaker 1 I was in the hospital and I broke my leg when I was 15 and I said Conan and I'm like, Oh 6:44 Speaker 1 fuck yeah, Conan the barbarian fuck. Yeah, I cannot wait. And I turned it on. I was very 6:48 Speaker 1 confused about what was going on. I'm like, maybe, uh, they're going to get to it here 6:51 Speaker 1 soon. I don't know. But I did not like I'm not a big late night talk show, uh, person 6:55 Speaker 1 at all. Really. I like, I used to like them when they had live music, you know, because 7:00 Speaker 1 they used to do it right. They would have a comedian come on. He'd spend a few minutes 7:04 Speaker 1 and then they'd have the comedian come join the couch if the host wanted him to but he could make the decision. 7:09 Speaker 1 The questions were never pre-planned. They would have some like crazy stuff. They'd do the celebrity celebrity get all mad a lot. 7:17 Speaker 1 That happened. Burt Reynolds. If you ever get a google Burt Reynolds situation in the late night, it was great. 7:21 Speaker 1 But then they'd have the band and it was good. And usually the jokes were pretty good. 7:27 Speaker 1 I'm not a fan of David Letterman. He was the one that I dislike the most. 7:30 Speaker 1 uh, our Cineo Hall just because I didn't really relate to his people that he'd have on. Uh, 7:37 Speaker 1 but I like Jay Leno. Yeah, Jay Leno. I never watched him and I remember watching this car 7:41 Speaker 1 show with my dad a lot. Uh, but what's, what's the other one? Uh, I guess the only one that is 7:46 Speaker 1 like somewhat bearable to me. I mean, Conan is not bad if he's in a movie, but I don't watch 7:49 Speaker 1 a show and what's the other guy? I don't say Jimmy Fallon. Is it Fallon? Is that the one? 7:55 Speaker 1 One of them's a fucking retarded. I think it's either Kimmel or Fallon. I don't know what 7:57 Speaker 1 Kimmel's just political. Kimmel's all about politics and he wants to take shots and stuff like that 8:02 Speaker 1 which is weird because he used to be on the guy show which they would literally be like all right 8:07 Speaker 1 everybody let's go to women bouncing on a trampoline and it'd just be a bunch of chicks jumping up and 8:11 Speaker 1 down on a trampoline in the bikini. The guy show you don't like dude code or broke code? No, it's 8:16 Speaker 1 called the guy show. Oh, they did want to MTV though. The man show the man show it was it was Adam 8:22 Speaker 1 and Kimmall and that's what they would do. 8:28 Speaker 1 They would just like do guy stuff. 8:29 Speaker 1 And it was like so, like they did, he did blackface. 8:33 Speaker 1 Oh nice. 8:34 Speaker 1 And this dude like completely changed his whole 8:37 Speaker 1 outlook on everything and he became this bleeding heart 8:40 Speaker 1 liberal and now he's like, I don't know, it's all this stuff. 8:42 Speaker 1 It's like dude, shut up. 8:44 Speaker 1 At least I will say Jimmy Fallon, he's just annoying to me. 8:47 Speaker 1 I don't find him funny, but he is talented. 8:50 Speaker 1 Like the dude has talent. 8:52 Speaker 1 he just is weird. Yeah, I guess, I guess, I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel black faces pussy also, little bitch. 9:01 Speaker 1 No, no, no, little bitch. I get it. Yeah. 9:05 Speaker 1 Okay. Okay. Well, we got over here with Trish said in the Wild West around 1850, the cost of a prostitute typically range from $0.25 to $10 per session for standard services. Oh, maybe what I was looking was like, like, butt stuff and like weird butt stuff. 9:18 Speaker 1 And I think that was just I think that was in the Wild West 9:23 Speaker 1 I would say that that would be considered 9:25 Speaker 1 Like not even possible right like they didn't they didn't introduce 9:28 Speaker 1 Oh, no, cuz I guess they did because in ancient Egypt that was a thing like like orgies were a thing 9:34 Speaker 1 That's like like big swaps and I think they're east. I think the Roman guys used to fuck each other in the ass too 9:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean that's always been around right. Yeah, man 9:44 Speaker 1 But he had nothing to wipe with and he's got poop everywhere. It's weird. Yeah, see I'm not doing that 9:48 Speaker 1 I'm not like your buddy. 9:49 Speaker 1 It's like your buddy who pooped in the shower and had sex with his wife during COVID. 9:53 Speaker 1 That's not how that story went. 9:54 Speaker 1 They would poop and then they would shower together. 9:57 Speaker 1 They probably had sex in there at some point though, right? 10:00 Speaker 1 I don't know. 10:02 Speaker 1 But I just know that they did that. 10:04 Speaker 1 Oh man. 10:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, we got a let's see here. 10:08 Speaker 1 Tara just said Craig Ferguson. 10:10 Speaker 1 I don't know what that means. 10:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, the Braves today. 10:13 Speaker 1 We're about to get into that because also today as well in 1903. 10:18 Speaker 1 The first modern professional world series baseball game was played between the, do you 10:22 Speaker 1 know these two teams? 10:24 Speaker 1 One of them is not a team anymore. 10:25 Speaker 1 One of them still is. 10:26 Speaker 1 I'm going to say the, I got to say the Yankees. 10:34 Speaker 1 Nope. 10:35 Speaker 1 Okay. 10:36 Speaker 1 And the team that's not a team anymore, are they from Ohio? 10:40 Speaker 1 No. 10:41 Speaker 1 Okay, go ahead. 10:42 Speaker 1 All right. 10:43 Speaker 1 The Pittsburgh Pirates versus the Boston Americans. 10:46 Speaker 1 Okay. 10:47 Speaker 1 Okay, Boston's still a city, dude. 10:51 Speaker 1 It's not Boston Americans though. 10:52 Speaker 1 I mean, that's not real. 10:53 Speaker 1 I know, but I thought it was gonna be something 10:54 Speaker 1 like the Potomac pounders, you know? 10:58 Speaker 1 Some kind of a mirror. 10:59 Speaker 1 A lot of that mirror areas, like a quarter pounder 11:00 Speaker 1 and the Indians or something. 11:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 11:03 Speaker 1 But that happened. 11:03 Speaker 1 So yeah, the, but I don't think we got to talk 11:05 Speaker 1 about the Braves game really at all yesterday, 11:07 Speaker 1 or two days ago, when we had a Mad Dog Manian Big B on, 11:10 Speaker 1 that was a fun episode if you all didn't hear that one. 11:12 Speaker 1 But first game went well in the series. 11:14 Speaker 1 I want my dad, it was awesome. 11:15 Speaker 1 Riley walks it off, or not walks it off, 11:17 Speaker 1 hit the three run homer in the eighth to take the lead. 11:19 Speaker 1 And it was a great game. 11:21 Speaker 1 It was awesome. I said, all right, I'm not gonna change my shirt 11:23 Speaker 1 or anything. I'm gonna go to the game tomorrow. 11:25 Speaker 1 And then hopefully everything works out good. 11:26 Speaker 1 Well, it did not, obviously. 11:28 Speaker 1 Dylan Lee just fucking sold us out, dude. 11:31 Speaker 1 Back to back solo home runs. 11:33 Speaker 1 Like, what are you fucking doing, dude? 11:35 Speaker 1 He had like 12 pitches total, two of them were home runs. 11:37 Speaker 1 Like, are you fucking kidding me, dude? 11:39 Speaker 1 So we ended up losing that. 11:41 Speaker 1 So I gotta go back to the game today, be up there. 11:44 Speaker 1 And hopefully they can get the win. 11:46 Speaker 1 I'm very nervous. 11:46 Speaker 1 My heart rate when I was sitting there is about 115 and I was about in the eighth inning and I'm just like oh my god 11:51 Speaker 1 I am freaking the book out 11:53 Speaker 1 But it's kind of sad, but I have enjoyed it and I'm trying to get checked to go 11:58 Speaker 1 But here's I want to go it's nothing. I don't want to go. I have to teach I like sign up for teaching 12:02 Speaker 1 I have to actually attend that's how it works me to put on the schedule 12:05 Speaker 1 So I will be doing that tomorrow 12:06 Speaker 1 But what I'm confused about because I was talking to my son about this because Carter when it comes to baseball 12:11 Speaker 1 Especially post season. He knows a lot more than I do. I mean this kids like he's like all right. So if we win this 12:16 Speaker 1 just playing Los Angeles Dodgers. 12:18 Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, what? 12:19 Speaker 1 That doesn't make any sense, but yeah, he showed me. 12:23 Speaker 1 It makes sense. 12:23 Speaker 1 So what's sad about this? 12:26 Speaker 1 And this is, you know, I don't have a good team. 12:28 Speaker 1 You know, I'm an Orioles fan at this point, 12:30 Speaker 1 Justin Orioles fan. 12:31 Speaker 1 I do support the Braves because I'm from Atlanta, 12:34 Speaker 1 but I wouldn't consider myself a Braves fan 12:37 Speaker 1 as much as a resident that wants them to have success 12:41 Speaker 1 because I do like them as a local team. 12:43 Speaker 1 They're not an American league team. 12:45 Speaker 1 So they would be my National League team. Okay, if I had to choose, that's my National League team. And especially with the Orioles being out, I'm kind of not as vested, but I will say this. 12:54 Speaker 1 I'm watching today because I did watch the game yesterday. I watched the game today and I'm going to watch it as this comes out tomorrow. 13:00 Speaker 1 So their record is way better than the Phillies. When I say, wait, you know, what, 10 wins, something like that. 13:08 Speaker 1 How does the wild card with a better record solidify three home games in a row for that? 13:18 Speaker 1 How do you not? 13:19 Speaker 1 Why don't they do one here, one there, one here? 13:22 Speaker 1 Isn't that the home field advantage thing? 13:23 Speaker 1 Because like, this is crazy that Phillies have to stay here for three games. 13:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, but to say we're, it's the best of three. 13:29 Speaker 1 So they won the third of the division. 13:31 Speaker 1 So they win a home field advantage. 13:33 Speaker 1 So that way they get to, they get to play at home. 13:36 Speaker 1 That's the whole idea of doing good. 13:38 Speaker 1 Now at the same time as if we were to be second, 13:40 Speaker 1 we'd have a buy week or off week, whatever it is. 13:43 Speaker 1 And we would be. 13:44 Speaker 1 You don't want to. 13:44 Speaker 1 But you don't want to. 13:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think you as we see from college football 13:48 Speaker 1 playoff the past two years, everyone that's had a buy 13:50 Speaker 1 week loses in the first first day. 13:52 Speaker 1 And that happened in baseball too. 13:54 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know as much in baseball if it does or not. 13:56 Speaker 1 But you just get rusty or you just, I don't know what happens. 13:59 Speaker 1 You just you're in a rhythm. 14:02 Speaker 1 And then if you break that rhythm, then you're fucked. 14:03 Speaker 1 Because you just go from playing all these games back to back 14:06 Speaker 1 all year, 162 of them to now you're like, oh, we're not playing for like a week or five 14:10 Speaker 1 days with the fuck's going on. So it does screw you up. You know, we obviously, brace fans 14:15 Speaker 1 are not happy that we had to be in this game. And also be at fucking two o'clock in the 14:20 Speaker 1 middle of the fucking day. It doesn't make any sense. But they got other teams, I guess 14:23 Speaker 1 they got to play for the rest, you know, into the evenings and whatnot. But yeah, but say 14:27 Speaker 1 if they do, if they can pull it off today, which I hope they can and I'm feeling good 14:31 Speaker 1 about it fingers crossed baby. Uh, then we will have LA at home. Yeah. That's, that's 14:37 Speaker 1 huge. Now what time is the game today that you're going to be going to another two o'clock 14:40 Speaker 1 game, baby. Why would they do that? I don't know. They fucking piss me off, but lots of 14:46 Speaker 1 thought. Another, another two. Um, back to back to back. He said, I don't know what 14:50 Speaker 1 that means. Back to back to back. Yeah, they play games back to back to back. Don't they 14:54 Speaker 1 I'm so confused. 14:55 Speaker 1 I'm seeing the sound like sexual. 14:58 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, like backshots or something. 15:04 Speaker 1 But no, so yeah, we'll see how it goes today. 15:07 Speaker 1 I said next to this lady. 15:08 Speaker 1 She was a, have you ever heard of thing called baseball etiquette in a stadium? 15:13 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, but I would, I would consider baseball etiquette to be like root for 15:20 Speaker 1 your team, you know, like cheer, you know, don't stand up and just stand there the whole game 15:27 Speaker 1 if there's somebody behind you, because that's kind of rude. 15:31 Speaker 1 Make sure you stand up for the national anthem, even if you're not an American. 15:35 Speaker 1 Man, I'm trying to think of what else be baseball. 15:39 Speaker 1 Don't scream the F-bomb if there's little kids around you. 15:43 Speaker 1 If you do catch a fly ball, if you catch a fly ball and you're an adult, always give the 15:49 Speaker 1 the ball to a kid, right? Um, that's about it. Why? What happened? What'd you do? I 15:54 Speaker 1 care to you did something stupid. Guarantee. Oh, no, what do you mean? So it was the, uh, 15:58 Speaker 1 you know, we said at the end of the row there and, uh, we were coming over. Um, uh, these 16:03 Speaker 1 two ladies sat next to us. Apparently they came yesterday with their husband or something 16:06 Speaker 1 but they couldn't make it a day. So they sat next to us. Um, and we stand up to let this 16:10 Speaker 1 dad and the kid in, um, and she's like still sitting down. She's like putting her hand up 16:13 Speaker 1 and I'm like, hold on, hold on. And then I'm like, fuck, what the fuck are you talking 16:16 Speaker 1 about like just let him go by and it was like during right it was in a in a pitch I guess or 16:22 Speaker 1 it was at a you know hit her was up I can't remember who it was but she's just like she's like wait 16:27 Speaker 1 wait and makes his dad and his kid wait while she watches his pitch and then she stands up and lets 16:31 Speaker 1 go by I'm like she's like I just believe in uh she tells me she's like I just believe in baseball 16:36 Speaker 1 etiquette I'm like I mean you can't let a fucking dad and his kid walk by him and you still see the 16:41 Speaker 1 game they're not fucking 400 pound people they're not carrying a sheet of drywall past you what 16:46 Speaker 1 talking about right here. So that was very awesome. That was weird. And she covered her ears during a 16:50 Speaker 1 country rose tape me home. I mean, this bitch got to be retarded. Well, how old was she? She probably 16:56 Speaker 1 70s maybe? Or 60s like that. She was one of those, you know, whatever dude, Karen just trying to look 17:03 Speaker 1 for things to make it mad about. I mean, if you're mad about somebody walking in like, dude, I used 17:06 Speaker 1 to hate it when and I do this a lot when I when I get to my section, I'm in a new place that I've 17:11 Speaker 1 never been. And you know, they have like, you can enter from the left or the right. There's always 17:15 Speaker 1 two entries to your section. Oh, I'll be in like row two or seat two, but I'll enter at seat 36, 17:23 Speaker 1 right? And I just go, God, I just, it's just luck, you know, just bad luck every time. And then I 17:28 Speaker 1 sit there and I, and Megan gets mad because I'm like, okay, like, we're just gonna do it. Like, 17:32 Speaker 1 we're just gonna walk all the way to two. And she goes, dude, we gotta do it. And I'm like, 17:36 Speaker 1 yeah, we're doing it. So we walked through and of course everybody, I'm like, excuse me, excuse me, 17:39 Speaker 1 excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Everyone's trying to let me through. My biggest pet peeve 17:44 Speaker 1 is the people that are at a stadium that will not stand up, but they try to move their fat 17:49 Speaker 1 legs in. Oh, they kind of like, sideways. Oh my God, dude, it's like, come on, man, like, 17:54 Speaker 1 just stand up. Like really, you're that lazy. Now I got to rub knees with you and it's awkward 18:00 Speaker 1 for everybody. And I'm like, you know, because that hurts, dude, when kneecaps hit, that 18:04 Speaker 1 hurts. But yeah, that's, that's the only etiquette I could really think of. 18:08 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, but I say that's, I just thought it was very odd. I'm like, I mean, come on 18:12 Speaker 1 So fucking kid like chill out. It's not like they're like standing in front of you and like spilling beer all over you 18:16 Speaker 1 But besides that everything went well besides I'm losing that fuck sucked 18:20 Speaker 1 Obviously, I was up everyone everyone when they when you walk out of stadium after a loss 18:24 Speaker 1 It takes a lot longer to get out because everyone walking us so much fucking slower 18:28 Speaker 1 Tuesday when we went we got out there quick as hell everyone. I mean we're still walking out and you can still hear him doing though 18:35 Speaker 1 Fuck it today everyone's all sad and walking real fucking slow come on guys 18:40 Speaker 1 I get the fuck out here. You guys should win you guys should win 18:43 Speaker 1 I will say that when I saw Bryce Bryce Harper in the outfield and he played outfield 18:49 Speaker 1 Worse than one of my 11 year olds 18:51 Speaker 1 And he did the coveted the like the rule of you know 18:53 Speaker 1 He just stood there and he didn't read the ball correctly and it went over his glove and right there 18:58 Speaker 1 Oh dude and that that scored a run and I'm going dude 19:02 Speaker 1 They got it right and then Bryce Harper gets up in its own run and I'm like what right after Calsorber two pitch 19:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, solo home runs in the same exact spot on the chop house. I'm like Dylan 19:13 Speaker 1 Do what are you doing? So what do you do tomorrow if they lose? Oh? 19:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm probably gonna you know that they're in pout for a while 19:22 Speaker 1 I'd be about it, but size that no, I don't know. It's just gonna suck 19:26 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna have to go home and silence and not talk or say anything 19:29 Speaker 1 But I hope that they win for the show's sake because tomorrow's show is gonna be terrible if they lose 19:35 Speaker 1 I do kind of think it was a little bit of my fault though because last night I did have a or two nights ago 19:40 Speaker 1 I did have a meatball sub and that's exactly what Dylan Lee through to the fucking 19:44 Speaker 1 Shorper and two meatballs right down the fucking middle dude. Like what did we do it? I should should know should know not to do that 19:50 Speaker 1 So, uh, let's see what we got over here. We got a iron fisted 19:54 Speaker 1 And he's giving us updates on the game 2.0 Yankees up 2 over Boston white socks 7 3 19:59 Speaker 1 Over Houston are these games over or they both playing right now feel like they wouldn't both be playing 20:04 Speaker 1 of 20:06 Speaker 1 the game is not been released at the time but I'm pretty sure the tickets when I looked at her and said to but maybe not 20:11 Speaker 1 of 20:12 Speaker 1 of 20:13 Speaker 1 Let's see. Yep. Sad shuffle out of the stadium. Yeah, people all fucking slow idiots 20:18 Speaker 1 Bryce Harper is God in the baseball world. You don't know what you're talking about. All right. He's anything 20:24 Speaker 1 He's the gay guy in the baseball world 20:28 Speaker 1 I don't see brave Luke tomorrow's Chuck's fault. Yep. See for not going 20:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, and there's there's kids being pulled out of school to go to these games 20:34 Speaker 1 You can't pull yourself out of school to go to these games 20:36 Speaker 1 Dude, I would have honestly mean Megan talked about it because then you know 20:39 Speaker 1 So let's just hope and pray that the Braves keep going, right? 20:43 Speaker 1 And there's another playoff game. 20:45 Speaker 1 And we already talked about it. 20:47 Speaker 1 If that happens and you say Chuck, I want to go and I want you to come with me. 20:52 Speaker 1 I, Megan and myself, are both going to take off that day. 20:56 Speaker 1 We're going to take Carter out of school. 20:59 Speaker 1 We are going to take him down there and we're going to hand him off to you to go into the 21:03 Speaker 1 stadium. 21:05 Speaker 1 me and Megan go sit in the, in the battery and 21:09 Speaker 1 the place and just go do our thing. 21:11 Speaker 1 And that way he can experience a playoff game because 21:15 Speaker 1 one, I'm never spending that money on those tickets. 21:20 Speaker 1 In life. 21:22 Speaker 1 It's like one shot until he gets older, has his own money. 21:25 Speaker 1 I know it's going to be, it's going to be great one day when, 21:27 Speaker 1 when I like I pass away and they're like, what was your favorite 21:30 Speaker 1 memory of your dad? 21:31 Speaker 1 And he's like the 2026 playoff game that I went to in Atlanta. 21:36 Speaker 1 And they're like, Oh my God, he took you. 21:38 Speaker 1 And he's like, no, but he handed me off to some dude and let him take me, 21:42 Speaker 1 which is pretty cool. 21:43 Speaker 1 And he got drunk. 21:44 Speaker 1 And then I couldn't find my mom and dad because I didn't know where his phone 21:48 Speaker 1 was. And then, you know, the police came and arrested it, but I had to go with them. 21:51 Speaker 1 You know, I'm like, it's like this whole story about how bad of a parent. 21:54 Speaker 1 I am. They're like, Oh yeah, it's cool. 21:56 Speaker 1 He was a great dad. 21:58 Speaker 1 I end up off the brand. 21:59 Speaker 1 And we never saw him again. 22:01 Speaker 1 I never saw my parents after that. 22:02 Speaker 1 I don't know what happened. 22:04 Speaker 1 Never saw Uncle Brand or my parents. 22:05 Speaker 1 Don't know what happened. 22:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're going to come out. 22:07 Speaker 1 You're going to come out me in Meghan already in Mexico somewhere. 22:09 Speaker 1 Like, it was great. 22:12 Speaker 1 How about getting turned around and Carter gone to him? 22:13 Speaker 1 I get the problem solved itself. 22:18 Speaker 1 Marriage gone, Carter's gone. 22:19 Speaker 1 So yeah, well, that'd be cool. 22:22 Speaker 1 We'll see what happens to see how it plays out. 22:24 Speaker 1 But hopefully they get the wind tomorrow. 22:25 Speaker 1 I'm playing on going. 22:26 Speaker 1 I might, you know, more likely. 22:29 Speaker 1 But I need to go to bed at a decent time. 22:30 Speaker 1 for some reason I've been going to bed like 4 30 in the morning. 22:33 Speaker 1 These past two nights and waking up at like 10 or what do you do? 22:37 Speaker 1 What do you do in the middle of the night? 22:39 Speaker 1 What do you do from midnight to four in the morning? 22:42 Speaker 1 Well, last night I, uh, I loved the episode. 22:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:45 Speaker 1 The one we did yesterday was funny. 22:46 Speaker 1 We had some good moments in there. 22:48 Speaker 1 I wanted to check for clip. 22:49 Speaker 1 So I listened to that twice. 22:50 Speaker 1 Um, and then I said, that was two hours and I brought me to two. 22:54 Speaker 1 And then I listened to music for another two hours and that's about right. 22:57 Speaker 1 That was about it. 22:58 Speaker 1 You didn't spend any time on adult websites 23:02 Speaker 1 No, no what no, why wouldn't he do that? I'm not gonna sit in the chair and just watch porn. That's weird 23:07 Speaker 1 You didn't even dedicate four minutes to that 23:12 Speaker 1 No, no usually I'm that by the time I get that late 23:15 Speaker 1 I'm a pretty hammered. I'm just like oh fuck. I'm gonna pass out in bed 23:18 Speaker 1 I try to like watch a movie or something or I think about it and then I'm like oh little guy down 23:22 Speaker 1 There's tire, too. He's all drunk as well. I'm impressed. I'm impressed man 23:25 Speaker 1 I envision you being a freak when you're alone like weird things happen in that room like that's just I just 23:31 Speaker 1 I just it worries me about you. I really don't watch that much porn anymore 23:35 Speaker 1 I mean every now and then but besides that you know not really I mean every now and then like a reddit scroll or two 23:40 Speaker 1 I'm like that'll give me off besides that 23:44 Speaker 1 Besides that I'm not watching porn and I really we only did it back in the day 23:49 Speaker 1 We'd go to my friend Sam's house which actually saw him the lowest parking lot the other day 23:53 Speaker 1 He was buying a part to fix a shit or on a camper. 23:56 Speaker 1 Anyway, yeah. 23:58 Speaker 1 We'd go, we have our iPods and he was like the first friend with Wi-Fi. 24:00 Speaker 1 So we'd go over there and just all watch porn and the basement. 24:03 Speaker 1 Do you ever do that? 24:03 Speaker 1 Well, you had, I guess, Playboy magazine. 24:05 Speaker 1 You all would all sit around and look at playboys. 24:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:08 Speaker 1 And you would. 24:09 Speaker 1 And I remember your face. 24:10 Speaker 1 You're about to judge me and then you're like, Oh, wait a minute. 24:12 Speaker 1 We did that too, but with man. 24:13 Speaker 1 No, because I remember we went to, we went to Ryan Thompson's house and Ryan 24:18 Speaker 1 Thompson lived about, you know, six miles from my house. 24:20 Speaker 1 No, it wasn't even that far. 24:21 Speaker 1 I tried three miles, but you know, back then it felt like it was six miles. 24:24 Speaker 1 And, but he lived at the end of a dirt road and it was passed to a sweet school. 24:29 Speaker 1 We all went to elementary school together and that school was like a mile away. 24:32 Speaker 1 So my parents would always let me ride my bike or my bike to sweet school. 24:37 Speaker 1 And when I was in probably sixth grade, fifth grade, and then we could play there. 24:42 Speaker 1 So they would say, Hey, like you guys can go there. 24:44 Speaker 1 You can play basketball and the basketball courts. 24:46 Speaker 1 And they had a big tunnel that we would go into and they had swings. 24:49 Speaker 1 So that's where I got electrocuted. 24:51 Speaker 1 I jumped up when I climbed the school and I got hit by the power line and I 24:53 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, on the ground. I thought I was dead. But anyway, so what I did 24:58 Speaker 1 We were all playing basketball. There's like kind of us and Ryan goes you go say guys. I 25:04 Speaker 1 Found my dad's playboy collection and we were like what and he goes. Yeah, and we're like where is it? 25:10 Speaker 1 He said it's in his bathroom 25:13 Speaker 1 So we're like look anyway, dude. How long did it take you to ride here, right? And he goes 25:18 Speaker 1 maybe 10 minutes, we're like, totally worth it. 25:22 Speaker 1 So all of us who are all supposed to be at the school 25:25 Speaker 1 playing basketball, it's like 10 kids dude on our bikes, 25:28 Speaker 1 we all ride to Ryan Thompson's house 25:31 Speaker 1 and his mom's there, right? 25:33 Speaker 1 And we all just like show up, we're all in the garage. 25:36 Speaker 1 And she's like, hey boys, what are you doing? 25:37 Speaker 1 And we're like, oh, just hanging out, you know, 25:39 Speaker 1 just chilling, you know? 25:40 Speaker 1 And she's like, you guys want some water? 25:41 Speaker 1 We're like, no, no, we don't need anything. 25:43 Speaker 1 Did you love it? 25:43 Speaker 1 You got that? 25:44 Speaker 1 She's like, okay. 25:46 Speaker 1 So Ryan goes in and he smuggles out like two, right? 25:51 Speaker 1 He just grabbed two random ones 25:52 Speaker 1 because he didn't want to make it suspicious. 25:54 Speaker 1 Well, of course there's 10 of us, right? 25:56 Speaker 1 So you can't just introduce two to 10 boys 26:00 Speaker 1 because we're all like fighting over them and stuff. 26:01 Speaker 1 And I guess these were collector items. 26:03 Speaker 1 I don't know. 26:04 Speaker 1 Y'all were doing this in the garage 26:06 Speaker 1 like the front yard of this guy's house. 26:07 Speaker 1 At this point, we're in the backyard 26:09 Speaker 1 but we're way back by his playhouse. 26:12 Speaker 1 And so finally it took one of us, 26:14 Speaker 1 who it was somebody got the bright idea like yo dude can you get eight more you know he's like 26:19 Speaker 1 and he's like he's like yeah yeah yeah so he goes in he sneaks out another eight so now we all have 26:24 Speaker 1 one and we would spend maybe five minutes perusing hours and then we'd just like rotate left you know 26:30 Speaker 1 like just swap left swap left swap left so what y'all just would just get to a point where you're just 26:35 Speaker 1 like I'm gonna use the corner real quick and just go back off on the corner or the playhouse or 26:38 Speaker 1 all this go no we didn't even do that we were just all looking at him see I just rode your bikes back to 26:43 Speaker 1 school just rock hard. No, that's the best part. So we we the time I guess, 26:47 Speaker 1 slipped away from us. I don't I don't know how long we were doing this for, 26:51 Speaker 1 but to look at 10 playboys at like, you know, nine or 10, it takes time. 26:56 Speaker 1 So I was like, it's like showing his body. 26:59 Speaker 1 Read this joke and look at her pussy and that blurry. 27:04 Speaker 1 So so I remember sitting there, we're all in the back and all of a sudden we heard a car, right? 27:08 Speaker 1 And we're like, Oh, dude, your dad's home. And he's like, Oh man, like my dad doesn't, you know, 27:12 Speaker 1 from working to like eight o'clock. 27:13 Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden you heard like, 27:15 Speaker 1 one of the kids name was John. 27:16 Speaker 1 And you're John? 27:18 Speaker 1 John, are you back there? 27:19 Speaker 1 And he comes around and he's like, yeah, mom, 27:21 Speaker 1 what are you doing here? 27:22 Speaker 1 And she's like, all of your mothers are looking for you. 27:25 Speaker 1 What are you boys doing? 27:27 Speaker 1 We thought you were all kidnapped, right? 27:29 Speaker 1 We're like, oh my God. 27:30 Speaker 1 So now we're freaking out. 27:32 Speaker 1 So we just take all the playboys, 27:33 Speaker 1 throw them in, in what's his name, 27:35 Speaker 1 Ryan Thompson's playhouse. 27:37 Speaker 1 And we all just jump on our bikes 27:39 Speaker 1 and freaking hit the dirt road, dude. 27:40 Speaker 1 And as we're driving down the dirt road, 27:42 Speaker 1 a different kids getting picked up, like all along the way. 27:45 Speaker 1 That you'd see your mom coming like a mile away. 27:48 Speaker 1 And then you got to explain like, why do you guys go to Ryan's house? 27:51 Speaker 1 And we're like, just hang out. 27:52 Speaker 1 You know, she's like, what were you guys doing? 27:53 Speaker 1 Like just hanging out, just chilling, you know, it was a scariest moment of my life, 27:57 Speaker 1 but it was awesome. 27:58 Speaker 1 Nice. 27:59 Speaker 1 Nice. 27:59 Speaker 1 And then he had to ride those blue balls till you got home that night, huh? 28:02 Speaker 1 Yeah. 28:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. 28:03 Speaker 1 And then my mom's like, put your bike in the back and I'm going to take you home. 28:07 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't think that's a good idea, mom. 28:08 Speaker 1 I don't think that's a good idea. 28:09 Speaker 1 I should I shouldn't get off my bike right now. 28:14 Speaker 1 I love Chuckie. 28:15 Speaker 1 There's the board. 28:16 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 28:17 Speaker 1 You never almost got busted. 28:19 Speaker 1 Uh, no, no, I'll say it was on the phone. 28:22 Speaker 1 So it was a lot easier. 28:23 Speaker 1 You could always just hit the hit the home button or just exit out of it or just 28:29 Speaker 1 rookie mistake would always be someone's watching it with volume on. 28:32 Speaker 1 Never watch it with volume ever. 28:33 Speaker 1 If there's anybody else ever in the house or going to be showing up. 28:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, I did that. 28:38 Speaker 1 I did that on Marta one time. 28:40 Speaker 1 You're watching porn on Marta. 28:41 Speaker 1 Not not like on purpose 28:43 Speaker 1 One of my one of my buddies sent me a clip and it was like hey make sure your volume's all the way up 28:49 Speaker 1 Right it was one of those stupid jokes, so I yeah, and it's like 28:54 Speaker 1 You know my god, it was and Mardo was packed dude. I'm like oh my god so embarrassing 29:02 Speaker 1 Jeez I this one's good guys if you seen this one I 29:05 Speaker 1 Love this stuff. Hey, almost guy come over here check this out check this out. Yeah 29:09 Speaker 1 Hey, well, oh, hey, man. 29:10 Speaker 1 I'm gonna wake up that boy. 29:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 29:13 Speaker 1 That's the noise. 29:14 Speaker 1 Um, let's see here. 29:16 Speaker 1 Carter's probably gonna get offered a beer from Brandon. 29:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably not. 29:19 Speaker 1 Um, speaking of that though, I was at the concession stand earlier getting a, a course 29:25 Speaker 1 and they had a compliance officer come up and they had it like, both ladies had to 29:29 Speaker 1 check my ID twice and now they're using like these UV lights or a black light or something 29:34 Speaker 1 and they're like checking your ID and everything and looking over at the guys like telling her 29:37 Speaker 1 to do it. If you finally hands it back to me, I pay on my good money for that fake ID in the 29:42 Speaker 1 fucking, uh, the conscience like, is that, oh, yeah, man, is, uh, he's like, they'll run you about 150, 29:47 Speaker 1 uh, for a good one or a 34 shitty one. And we can always tell those. I'm like, yeah, man, 29:51 Speaker 1 there should be a place back in the day when I was in school that we'd order them online from China. 29:55 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of the place. He's like, ID God. I'm like, yeah, dude, that was the place. 29:59 Speaker 1 ID guy where you order all your fake IDs. Like, yeah, those were really good back in the day. 30:02 Speaker 1 So I was just like, am I just having a conversation with this cop or compliance officer about, uh, 30:07 Speaker 1 where to get a good fake ID. 30:09 Speaker 1 And I was. 30:10 Speaker 1 It's kind of weird that he would maybe it was like to catch me 30:13 Speaker 1 catch me if you can. 30:14 Speaker 1 When Leonardo Caprio got arrested for all the fake, 30:16 Speaker 1 you know, the forging. 30:18 Speaker 1 And then they got him out of jail 30:19 Speaker 1 because he was good at it. 30:20 Speaker 1 So you catch people. 30:21 Speaker 1 So maybe that's why they got this guy. 30:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, that might be. 30:24 Speaker 1 But I was like, if 50-50 shot, and he's going to be really pissed, 30:26 Speaker 1 I say this, or he's going to take it as a no, I'm joking. 30:29 Speaker 1 And I'm like, let me ride with this. 30:30 Speaker 1 So we're a little risky, but I went with it. 30:32 Speaker 1 Let's see here. 30:33 Speaker 1 Sandra, porn isn't good for a man who wants good life for himself. 30:37 Speaker 1 I don't know if you want to whack off every now and then but uh wait 30:41 Speaker 1 and then tear I mean okay I kind of looking at Sanders picture I'm gonna 30:49 Speaker 1 wag off over here. No she's stupid. Crazy. I don't need porn if I just got Sandra 30:55 Speaker 1 say it is Sandra X 11 Y. Yeah baby. Uh Tara said tomorrow's wild card game three 31:01 Speaker 1 be 215 or 815 depending on conclusion of tonight's wild card games. 31:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, so that's we got to wait that's how we take one a.m. Yeah, but they're gonna give you they're gonna give you guys a good slot 31:12 Speaker 1 If everybody else locks it up, right? So I mean that's the thing you just got to hope that other teams lock it up 31:17 Speaker 1 That way you can get a good one. So I think you're good dude 31:20 Speaker 1 I think you're gonna be getting a good one tomorrow. I think you're gonna be 815 you're gonna be primetime 31:24 Speaker 1 That's what you want to go to that one I 31:28 Speaker 1 Got practice I can't just you know let the boys down 31:31 Speaker 1 Hey, you can't and then practice over over by then anyway, isn't it? Get done at eight ends at eight 31:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, no practice 30 minutes early. Can't do it. Can't do it. Can't say the bad example. Oh 31:43 Speaker 1 Well, it'd be a good example saying guys. This is what you're looking forward to being in the major league 31:47 Speaker 1 Major league baseball and I gotta go watch these guys and learn something so I can help you guys this weekend 31:52 Speaker 1 All right, this is for you guys. That's what you gotta tell them. I this is for y'all while I'm leaving you tonight 31:55 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that 31:58 Speaker 1 No, Chuck's a terrible coach. Um, let's see here. More of the story is Chuck rode his bite six miles for porn 32:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's about it. Yep 32:05 Speaker 1 watching Germany watching skin a max after dark through squiggly lines. Oh god that used to suck dude 32:13 Speaker 1 What does that mean? 32:14 Speaker 1 It's so so back in all the all the channels were scrambled 32:18 Speaker 1 So like all the dirty channels if you didn't pay for the dirty channels, which were really high up then they'd be scrambled 32:24 Speaker 1 So you could still kind of see but it'd be like 32:28 Speaker 1 It'd be like all squiggly 32:29 Speaker 1 But what I figured out was if you shake your head really really hard left and right 32:33 Speaker 1 You could you could get a good glimpse of a nipple. It was pretty you'd be like 32:37 Speaker 1 You'd see it and I'd be like I saw one in my buddy's like I did 32:45 Speaker 1 I 32:49 Speaker 1 Watching the porn is I want to go I think I think it's big. Oh no small. Oh big again. How did you do that? Oh 32:57 Speaker 1 So well cool, how was your day over there dear Chuck Charles it was good man 33:01 Speaker 1 And I went and did a job by myself, which I never recommend, 33:04 Speaker 1 but as an older lady and I didn't want to rip her off, 33:07 Speaker 1 so I didn't want to get a whole crew out there. 33:08 Speaker 1 So I did it myself and I went to a, 33:10 Speaker 1 an inert dump. 33:12 Speaker 1 Do you know what that is? 33:14 Speaker 1 An inert dump, does that mean, 33:16 Speaker 1 let's say a closed dump, like they don't use it anymore? 33:19 Speaker 1 I have no idea, I just know what's a dump. 33:20 Speaker 1 And I went to one in Dawsonville 33:22 Speaker 1 and I had a whole tree in the back of my truck. 33:24 Speaker 1 And I said, you know what, 33:25 Speaker 1 I was gonna go dump this thing 33:26 Speaker 1 because there's no way I'm gonna get the rest of the stuff 33:27 Speaker 1 in my truck. 33:28 Speaker 1 So I go over there and the lady was so nice, dude. 33:31 Speaker 1 And she had that disease where your skin's a different color, where like you got like, 33:36 Speaker 1 I don't know if you're white or black, but you're like, you got like big patches everywhere. 33:39 Speaker 1 You know what you're talking about? 33:40 Speaker 1 Oh, I saw a guy today. 33:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:42 Speaker 1 Vidal I go, I think. 33:44 Speaker 1 Vidal I go. 33:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:46 Speaker 1 Whatever that is, you know, so so she had. 33:48 Speaker 1 Virter Ligo. 33:49 Speaker 1 Virter Ligo. 33:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:51 Speaker 1 Sometimes you go from black to white or black white. 33:52 Speaker 1 You go from white to black or black to white. 33:54 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:55 Speaker 1 She had vertigo. 33:56 Speaker 1 She had vertigo. 33:57 Speaker 1 So anyway, so she's got vertigo and she's in there and she's in a Ligo. 34:00 Speaker 1 I've been gonna get vertigo's where you can't see the fuck you see the horizon and you start like fucking wobble shit falling down 34:06 Speaker 1 He gets no, it's not 34:07 Speaker 1 Vertigo's when you're from you're dizzy 34:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, because you can't like spot the right. Well, I just know it happens on a boat because are you saying 34:14 Speaker 1 It's not it's not true. Why are you saying the horizon like 34:18 Speaker 1 Vertigo's not when you're in a boat that's seasickness stupid 34:21 Speaker 1 What are you but it's also a side effect also like it could be really bad on a boat vertigo can't get something to do with horizon 34:27 Speaker 1 you can't stop singing horizon. It's not horizon. 34:31 Speaker 1 I'm not going to do it with the horizon. 34:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I did. My cousin had one. She had a speedboat. 34:34 Speaker 1 She, you know, she didn't drive it because she had. 34:37 Speaker 1 They say that if you have sea sickness, 34:38 Speaker 1 you need to look at the horizon. That's all they say. 34:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, but there's something to do with vertical. 34:42 Speaker 1 It's like the opposite. Like if you see it, 34:44 Speaker 1 it like freaked your body out. Like, Oh my God, 34:45 Speaker 1 that's into the earth, the world. 34:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 34:48 Speaker 1 Vidalago. Okay. Whatever. 34:49 Speaker 1 I'll say it. Not that's not true. 34:51 Speaker 1 Okay. Anyway, so she had been a little vidalago, vidalago, 34:55 Speaker 1 vidalago, whatever. 34:56 Speaker 1 So she had it. So I went in there and I'm talking to her and and dude it 35:01 Speaker 1 it really stunk in there. Like it smelled like she crapped her pants. 35:05 Speaker 1 And so I'm like, and I'm like, God bless. And she goes, she goes, 35:08 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. It stinks in here, right? And I was like, yeah. 35:11 Speaker 1 And she had my daughter just visited me and she farted. What? 35:14 Speaker 1 What are we talking about here? What is he fucking? 35:16 Speaker 1 Srex wife? What the fuck's going on here? You know, nobody walked out and nobody walked out. 35:21 Speaker 1 And I drove down along. I drove down a long road to get to this lady's little 35:24 Speaker 1 camper to get to that. 35:26 Speaker 1 I know and then you try to say her daughter did it. So anyway, now I'm not just weird from your fart 35:31 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is gross. So anyway, I end up 35:35 Speaker 1 It's 30 bucks dude to dump this dump and I'm like, okay, that was awesome 30 bucks 35:38 Speaker 1 I get rid of all this woods. I go back to ladies house 35:40 Speaker 1 I had this huge frickin stump that I was able to get out of the ground a throw at my truck 35:45 Speaker 1 My truck is completely full. Can you put my tailgate down? And I'm like, I don't want to drive back to Dawsonville 35:50 Speaker 1 I'm done with the job 35:51 Speaker 1 So I drive all the way to Beaufort which is the next closest inert dump, okay 35:55 Speaker 1 I get there. I got one stump that I really got to get rid of the rest of it 35:59 Speaker 1 I can live with I can throw it in my trash can it was just like broken up fence pieces 36:03 Speaker 1 And so I stopped at the lady and she was not nice and then she goes she goes 36:09 Speaker 1 Mmm what you got? I said I got one log like one big stump and she goes. Hi. That'll be a hundred and fifty dollars 36:16 Speaker 1 Oh my god. I said what I said lady 36:18 Speaker 1 It's wood and she goes is it in your truck bed? I said yeah, she goes well then that'll be a hundred and fifty dollars 36:25 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm not giving you $150 for this. 36:28 Speaker 1 And she goes, well, then you ain't dumping it. 36:30 Speaker 1 I said, OK, so now my truck's sitting in my freaking driveway 36:33 Speaker 1 with this massive stunt. 36:35 Speaker 1 And I will say it's eight feet long, right? 36:36 Speaker 1 I mean, it's a big one. 36:37 Speaker 1 It took me a lot of load it. 36:39 Speaker 1 How does he? 36:39 Speaker 1 Why don't you just go dump it on the fire brake? 36:42 Speaker 1 So my thought was all the way home. 36:46 Speaker 1 I was looking for a place to dump it. 36:48 Speaker 1 But then you got me so worried, man, like about the whole firebreak 36:53 Speaker 1 situation and about illegal dumping. 36:56 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a serious situation, but I mean, it's a freaking it's a log. 36:59 Speaker 1 It's a freaking log. 37:00 Speaker 1 I could put it next to a tree would even know it's not natural. 37:03 Speaker 1 So anyway, you can put it on one side or the other, the fire break, but not connecting it. 37:08 Speaker 1 I'm not going to connect any fire break. 37:09 Speaker 1 I don't know how I'm going to get rid of it, but I got to get rid of it tomorrow 37:12 Speaker 1 because I need my truck back. 37:13 Speaker 1 And right now my truck, my tailgate won't even go up. 37:17 Speaker 1 So I'm just putting things and I'm looking for a place to dump it. 37:20 Speaker 1 that semi legally, but then I also thought about what if I just put it in the back, 37:26 Speaker 1 go somewhere and just floor my truck. 37:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, or you put it in your neighbor's trash can, but the put it in Ryan's trash can. 37:36 Speaker 1 Yo, man, who put this in here? I'm like, I don't know. That's weird. I had a log in mine, 37:40 Speaker 1 too. I don't have a trade company. Obviously I wouldn't put it there because I'm professionals. 37:43 Speaker 1 All right, some random do much of that. 37:45 Speaker 1 Um, uh, yeah, I, uh, well, first off, how did you even get in the bed of the truck with eight foot long? 37:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. 37:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 37:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. 37:54 Speaker 1 Like, I'll take a picture of it. 37:55 Speaker 1 I'll put it up tomorrow. 37:56 Speaker 1 Well, today, as you guys listen, it is the biggest. 37:59 Speaker 1 So it was rotten, right? 38:00 Speaker 1 I mean, it fell and it took out an entire fence. 38:03 Speaker 1 And that's why I told her I'd do it. 38:04 Speaker 1 I said, look, I can do this. 38:05 Speaker 1 It's just cutting up the logs. 38:07 Speaker 1 Well, one, it ruined my chain on my chainsaw because it was so rotten and decayed. 38:11 Speaker 1 It was almost dirt that I'm cutting through. 38:13 Speaker 1 So I get down to that piece and I'm like dude, there's no way I'm gonna get through this because the chain was jacked at this point 38:19 Speaker 1 So I was like I wonder if I can flip this thing like the like the strong men contest 38:23 Speaker 1 You know those strong men contests where they take those poles and they flip them. Yeah. Yeah 38:27 Speaker 1 Oh, so I start doing that dude. I had that thing. I'll flip it down the road 38:31 Speaker 1 It was a pretty workout actually but I was able to get the last flip 38:34 Speaker 1 I made the half of it like onto my tailgate 38:38 Speaker 1 So I was able to just lift the bottom of it and just push it up in there 38:41 Speaker 1 But it ain't going nowhere. So I'm stuck with a freaking log in my truck 38:44 Speaker 1 So that's pretty much all I did today and then of course I coached Sydney softball game and came home and now I'm with you 38:50 Speaker 1 Nice yeah, you could uh, I say I mean you could burn it in your backyard, but you probably set the house on fire 38:57 Speaker 1 Good luck on that just don't you know don't want to fall out like the interstate probably 39:01 Speaker 1 But I did find out if it hits the interstate first and then a car 39:04 Speaker 1 It's just littering so you're fine 39:06 Speaker 1 But if it's a car directly you're liable for it 39:08 Speaker 1 I know I'm not gonna do it on the interstate just because I need to be able to come to a complete stop 39:12 Speaker 1 And then once I come to a complete stop if I gun it it will it will fly out the back 39:17 Speaker 1 So that's what I think I'm gonna do 39:19 Speaker 1 But what I'm afraid of is I'm gonna do it on a back road 39:22 Speaker 1 And then somebody's gonna be like the first person that drives down and at night's gonna hit it and die 39:27 Speaker 1 So I don't want to do that either. Well, maybe don't do it at night 39:30 Speaker 1 Maybe do it like midday when everyone's driving with sunshine. I don't want to be caught either. Oh 39:35 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, and you got the your name across the back. No, I don't tell gates down. Oh you took it off. No my tailgates down 39:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you're gonna have to stop the truck right and then get out and let the tailgate down. No, it's down 39:50 Speaker 1 It won't go up. Oh, okay. Oh, I got you that makes it. No, it's already hanging out the back 39:57 Speaker 1 Just got persuaded a little bit 39:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, the hallway home I was like fall out fall out gone fall out. Yeah, there you go 40:03 Speaker 1 That's how Steve said put it behind the Walmart dumpster. See I did I done that before they freaking have cameras 40:09 Speaker 1 I did that up at a blue Ridge 40:12 Speaker 1 We went out there and friggin we were trying to find places to dump so I went behind Belks 40:17 Speaker 1 That was a pretty good one 40:19 Speaker 1 And then after I dumped a bunch in Belks I went over to 40:23 Speaker 1 What's the other place a 40:25 Speaker 1 GameStop that was a decent one 40:28 Speaker 1 But I got a little worried because I'm like game stopped. They probably have cameras 40:32 Speaker 1 you know, and then I went to Walmart, dude. It's like a fortress back there and I get back there and I'm 40:37 Speaker 1 unloading like trash and all of a sudden I look up and there's just freakin signs everywhere, you know, 40:42 Speaker 1 any illegal dumping will be prosecuted and blah, and I'm like, oh, crap, dude. So I got my truck and 40:48 Speaker 1 left. Yeah, I mean, what's considered illegal dumping? Like if you do it and you dump anything you put in a 40:56 Speaker 1 dumpster that's not yours or not public is illegal. Wait, so hold on real quick. Before we move on, 41:02 Speaker 1 to get into what the trucks. 41:03 Speaker 1 So you said also like when it comes to like feds and stuff, 41:06 Speaker 1 y'all used to like get the trash out of people's trash cans. 41:09 Speaker 1 So why is it illegal to do dumpster diving 41:12 Speaker 1 then for these companies? 41:14 Speaker 1 What do you mean, it's not a, 41:16 Speaker 1 what do you mean it's illegal to do dumpster diving? 41:19 Speaker 1 Most places won't let you dive in their dumpsters. 41:21 Speaker 1 Well, so you can dive in anybody's dumpster. 41:24 Speaker 1 Like you could go, you can go in the back of any business 41:28 Speaker 1 and go through their trash and take whatever you want. 41:31 Speaker 1 That is nice. 41:32 Speaker 1 Once they put it in the dumpster, 41:33 Speaker 1 it's considered a banan property. 41:35 Speaker 1 They have no right, 41:36 Speaker 1 the reasonable expectation of privacy, 41:38 Speaker 1 they have no claim to that. 41:40 Speaker 1 Once they put it in there. 41:41 Speaker 1 So that's why like dumpster diving is completely legal. 41:44 Speaker 1 There's nothing wrong with that. 41:46 Speaker 1 What they frown on is when you put your trash 41:50 Speaker 1 in their trash can, 41:51 Speaker 1 and I will say this is the other part of that, right? 41:54 Speaker 1 If you're a drug dealer or you're a criminal, 41:57 Speaker 1 let's say you're into something really freaky, right? 41:58 Speaker 1 Like child porn or something like that. 42:01 Speaker 1 and you throw that into their dumpster, right? 42:05 Speaker 1 And let's say law enforcement goes through their dumpster. 42:09 Speaker 1 Well, they're obviously gonna have questions for you 42:11 Speaker 1 if you're the manager of Walmart 42:13 Speaker 1 and they find like, you know, paraphernalia 42:15 Speaker 1 or child pornography, they're gonna be like Brandon, 42:17 Speaker 1 like, you know, what's going on here? 42:19 Speaker 1 And you're like, dude, that wasn't me. 42:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, prove it, you know? 42:22 Speaker 1 So I think that's another reason too. 42:24 Speaker 1 They don't want people putting stuff in there 42:25 Speaker 1 because I guarantee you that's, 42:27 Speaker 1 well, that's what that dude did with the guy 42:29 Speaker 1 killed the checkup at a university of Georgia the the foreigner that killed her when she 42:34 Speaker 1 was jogging. Oh yeah this a Molly and do it or what not. Yeah. 42:37 Speaker 1 Hold on. She had a great name. She had a great name. They made a law about her. Kate's 42:42 Speaker 1 law. Kate's law. Let's see. Chick killed by immigrants. UGA. 42:52 Speaker 1 You said great name 42:55 Speaker 1 Uh 42:57 Speaker 1 Lakin Riley like in rusty told you it was a great name 43:01 Speaker 1 Laken Riley so when she got killed they the way they got him one of the ways they got him the Hennemon surveillance camera 43:06 Speaker 1 He went to a dumpster and he disposed of all of his clothing after he did it 43:11 Speaker 1 And he disposed of all of it there so they were able to just go and get it and they had him 43:15 Speaker 1 Thrown it away the cops wouldn't grabbed it without a search warrant 43:18 Speaker 1 you don't need a search warrant and then they were able to put him with the clothes boom 43:22 Speaker 1 Arrested boy. So it didn't became the property of the dumpster the dumpster. Yeah once once you throw it in there, man 43:27 Speaker 1 It's it's no longer your property. It's free game. Well, then how do you get caught? 43:31 Speaker 1 Not his there was video cameras of him putting it in there. Oh, Dan as we got fucked 43:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, and that's the thing that people always do like drug dealers and stuff like that 43:39 Speaker 1 They'll take like like little baggies and like all this drug paraphernalia and freaking buds and things like that 43:46 Speaker 1 And they'll put it in the same trash bag as their mail. So it's like when you're going through all these trash bags 43:51 Speaker 1 And you separate them if I find a bunch of criminal activity stuff in a bag 43:56 Speaker 1 And I also have all of Brandon's freaking stupid mailers that he doesn't want right? 44:02 Speaker 1 I obviously know it's your trash and that's enough for a warrant to search your house. Oh 44:07 Speaker 1 See that's that it now if the trash can is put out 44:11 Speaker 1 about 15 feet from the road are feds allowed to go through it. 44:16 Speaker 1 Because that's the property. 44:18 Speaker 1 If it's put out, that's the rule. 44:21 Speaker 1 If it's still up against the house, they cannot do it. 44:24 Speaker 1 But it's got to be reasonable. 44:26 Speaker 1 So essentially, if somebody looks at it, would the trash guy take it? 44:33 Speaker 1 That's the answer. 44:34 Speaker 1 If the trash guy would take it, it's a banning property. 44:36 Speaker 1 If the trash guy wouldn't take it, it's still yours. 44:40 Speaker 1 Is that why the people frown upon you burning trash because the feds want that evidence 44:44 Speaker 1 or is that why I would say they have frowned upon you burning trash because it's bad for 44:49 Speaker 1 the environment. 44:50 Speaker 1 Oh, come on. 44:51 Speaker 1 It's but your trash dude. 44:54 Speaker 1 Your trash. 44:55 Speaker 1 I mean, our trash done. 44:57 Speaker 1 I mean, our trash done, but it's just a bunch of fucking beer cans for the most part and 45:00 Speaker 1 fucking pizza boxes. 45:02 Speaker 1 What about all your drug paraphernalia? 45:04 Speaker 1 Um, we burned. 45:06 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we burned those. 45:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:08 Speaker 1 I like how you didn't even try to deny it. 45:09 Speaker 1 didn't go we don't have drug barra for no yeah and you're just like um yeah well 45:13 Speaker 1 yeah we try to dispose of that differently 45:14 Speaker 1 bless you. 45:15 Speaker 1 I'm gonna put that in the fucking burn barrel too by that. 45:18 Speaker 1 So so if you if you're doing something sketchy and the feds are on your ass you 45:24 Speaker 1 just got to meet the trash man in the morning whenever they come to pick up 45:27 Speaker 1 the trash you just got a roy trash can out give it to them and take your trash can 45:30 Speaker 1 be absolutely that to be to be a hundred percent honest that is the best way to do 45:35 Speaker 1 it but what happens when people do that is they wait until the trash can 45:39 Speaker 1 or the garbage truck gets away from your house. 45:43 Speaker 1 And then at that point, they'll approach the garbage truck 45:45 Speaker 1 and say, hey, you need to take this load right here, 45:48 Speaker 1 uncrushed and go dump it. 45:51 Speaker 1 And they'll go and they'll dump it 45:52 Speaker 1 at a secure facility at the trash place. 45:55 Speaker 1 And then all the feds will come in 45:57 Speaker 1 and they'll go through every single bag. 46:00 Speaker 1 And then as long as they find a closed bag 46:02 Speaker 1 with your address and evidence, it's on you. 46:06 Speaker 1 So if you really want to get somebody in trouble, 46:08 Speaker 1 you need to go to like a drug dealer's house 46:10 Speaker 1 and just like put your, 46:14 Speaker 1 I mean, you could, you could always, 46:15 Speaker 1 if you're a drug dealer, 46:16 Speaker 1 you could always grab those mailers out of people's boxes. 46:19 Speaker 1 Like, you know, just like the stupid mail, right? 46:21 Speaker 1 Like, for me or the Realtor stuff, 46:24 Speaker 1 if you're a drug dealer, 46:26 Speaker 1 start stealing those from people's mailboxes 46:28 Speaker 1 and just keep a stack of them 46:30 Speaker 1 and put a couple of those in your bag. 46:32 Speaker 1 Because once you put those in the trash with your trash, 46:35 Speaker 1 at that point, you've created a reasonable doubt 46:38 Speaker 1 because now they're going, we can't prove necessarily 46:40 Speaker 1 this is Brandon's because he did have this one piece of mail 46:44 Speaker 1 from another address. 46:45 Speaker 1 Another address, oh, some other drugs could have fell in there. 46:48 Speaker 1 So with the, so you said the bag has to be closed. 46:52 Speaker 1 So should people start putting their trash bags, 46:55 Speaker 1 like not tying them up and just have them open in the. 46:58 Speaker 1 If you're doing bad, if you're doing bad things, 46:59 Speaker 1 you need to 100% not put it in a trash bag. 47:02 Speaker 1 You just need to dump it in the trash, just loosely 47:04 Speaker 1 and put mailers or something in there 47:06 Speaker 1 with other people's addresses. 47:07 Speaker 1 And that's gonna save you. 47:08 Speaker 1 There's nothing they can do. 47:10 Speaker 1 Because once they see that, 47:11 Speaker 1 they can't put that back on you even if you're seeing 47:13 Speaker 1 your trash can because there's other mail in there. 47:15 Speaker 1 And that's what always gets you, dude. 47:17 Speaker 1 It's always the mail, always the mail. 47:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, we don't really throw away a lot of mail. 47:22 Speaker 1 I don't get mail here to this address anyway 47:25 Speaker 1 for the most part, but let's say, 47:28 Speaker 1 now you can't be worried now. 47:29 Speaker 1 When I start, if I start to do a bad shit again, 47:30 Speaker 1 I'm gonna start burning all my stuff. 47:32 Speaker 1 Dude, you wanna know what's really crazy 47:33 Speaker 1 is they do mail covers. 47:35 Speaker 1 So we do mail covers a lot, 47:36 Speaker 1 which is every single piece of mail that goes to your house, 47:39 Speaker 1 we get a picture of it. 47:41 Speaker 1 So we have two, who it's from, and to you. 47:44 Speaker 1 So I will get like, 47:45 Speaker 1 we gotta get a warrant for that, right? 47:48 Speaker 1 No, mail covers are easy. 47:50 Speaker 1 Mail covers. 47:51 Speaker 1 Mail covers are a warrant to look at, 47:52 Speaker 1 since it was a federal thing, I think it was a, 47:54 Speaker 1 you have to have a reasonable cause. 47:55 Speaker 1 You have to have a reasonable cause. 47:56 Speaker 1 But two, reasonable causes like getting an indictment 47:59 Speaker 1 on somebody. 48:00 Speaker 1 Like I could get you indicted tomorrow. 48:01 Speaker 1 Indictments are easy. 48:02 Speaker 1 Cause it's the same jury. 48:04 Speaker 1 You have one jury, dude. 48:05 Speaker 1 One jury goes in, they'll spend an entire day at the courthouse 48:09 Speaker 1 and they'll let them hear 20 or 30 cases. 48:12 Speaker 1 What do you think? 48:13 Speaker 1 Should we put a worn out for this earned item? 48:15 Speaker 1 And they're like, yeah, why not? 48:17 Speaker 1 It doesn't mean anything. 48:18 Speaker 1 It doesn't mean you're going to jail. 48:19 Speaker 1 It doesn't mean you're guilty. 48:20 Speaker 1 It just means, yeah, maybe. 48:21 Speaker 1 Sure, maybe you did it. 48:22 Speaker 1 So they just indict everybody and then they're done for the day. 48:25 Speaker 1 The justice has been so fucked, man. 48:26 Speaker 1 It's so bad, dude. 48:27 Speaker 1 It's bad. 48:28 Speaker 1 I tell you how, man. 48:30 Speaker 1 And we fucked over so many people back when I was a fan. 48:32 Speaker 1 I remember when we were when we'd go in front of the grand jury 48:35 Speaker 1 to get indictments and I was nervous. 48:37 Speaker 1 The first time I did, I was in Tampa, and I was nervous. 48:40 Speaker 1 I was like, oh man, this is bad. 48:41 Speaker 1 What if I don't get the indictment? 48:43 Speaker 1 This dude was defrauding the government of millions of dollars. 48:46 Speaker 1 And one of the other agents was like, dude, what are you worried about? 48:49 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm worried they're not going to indict him. 48:50 Speaker 1 And he goes, that's never happened. 48:53 Speaker 1 What? 48:54 Speaker 1 They just say, yes, everybody. 48:55 Speaker 1 They don't even want to walk. 48:56 Speaker 1 I was like, really? 48:56 Speaker 1 So I went in and I'm like waiting for the jury to be like, explain this, explain this. 49:01 Speaker 1 So I tell the whole story to the jury. 49:03 Speaker 1 and I'm like, does anybody have any questions? 49:05 Speaker 1 And they were like, no man, you're good. 49:08 Speaker 1 And I was like, so you're giving me an indictment? 49:09 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you're good. 49:11 Speaker 1 I'm like, it's like, man, we are a corrupt as fuck. 49:14 Speaker 1 This is terrible. 49:17 Speaker 1 But anyway, you ain't found guilty. 49:20 Speaker 1 Oh man, well, hell yeah. 49:22 Speaker 1 This is the, Southside Steve said, 49:23 Speaker 1 behind Walmart where hoodie pants pulled half down half 49:26 Speaker 1 your butt, they'll never know. 49:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, they'll never even look for you. 49:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just like be looking for some YN or something. 49:31 Speaker 1 but I don't know if a YM would go, 49:33 Speaker 1 I don't know if YM's have trash really. 49:36 Speaker 1 I don't know, I don't know. 49:37 Speaker 1 For some reason I think about like hood people 49:39 Speaker 1 and I don't think they really have a lot of trash. 49:40 Speaker 1 Oh, I take that back, dude. 49:41 Speaker 1 We had to, we actually, we had to fucking, 49:44 Speaker 1 we are plug traded us. 49:46 Speaker 1 We had to do six bags of trash, like massive bags 49:49 Speaker 1 and he was gonna give us a three, five or five grams 49:53 Speaker 1 of weed back in the day when we were in high school. 49:55 Speaker 1 And we're like, oh, fuck man, that's a good deal. 49:57 Speaker 1 Well, we got the trash and then we realized 49:58 Speaker 1 we didn't have any word of fucking take it. 50:00 Speaker 1 So we're in the back of my truck. 50:01 Speaker 1 So we just drove down to herd county to my buddy's house and we just burned it off. 50:05 Speaker 1 Burn six bags of trash that day and just smoked it wet the weed. 50:07 Speaker 1 It was pretty fun. 50:08 Speaker 1 That's what that's how you disposed of it. 50:10 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. 50:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, because he said specifically, I'm a don't drop this on a dirt road. 50:15 Speaker 1 Now I got my mama name on it. 50:16 Speaker 1 I'm a, all right. 50:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:18 Speaker 1 So we burned. 50:19 Speaker 1 Did you know what was in it? 50:20 Speaker 1 No, uh, no. 50:22 Speaker 1 Okay. 50:23 Speaker 1 Dude, how have you made it this long in life? 50:26 Speaker 1 You got some drug dealer being like, Hey, dude, can you drop my mom's trash somewhere? 50:31 Speaker 1 Like don't drop it on the road. 50:32 Speaker 1 I need you to dispose of it. 50:33 Speaker 1 You're like, yeah, yeah, that sounds great. 50:35 Speaker 1 It's all a good plan. 50:37 Speaker 1 But I couldn't get drove for that, right? 50:38 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm essentially a trash guy at that point. 50:40 Speaker 1 I mean, essentially, but what if it was evidence? 50:43 Speaker 1 What if there was a murder weapon? 50:44 Speaker 1 What if there was drugs in it? 50:45 Speaker 1 What if there was guy from the bodies or body parts or whatever? 50:49 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm guaranteeing you there was evidence 50:51 Speaker 1 of a crime in there that you burned. 50:53 Speaker 1 Guarantee that you did that. 50:54 Speaker 1 That's awesome. 50:55 Speaker 1 I mean, same thing as the trash guy. 50:58 Speaker 1 And the trash guys don't know what the fuck they're picking up. 51:00 Speaker 1 They just get paid to fucking do it. 51:01 Speaker 1 I was getting paid to get rid of trash. 51:02 Speaker 1 Same thing with those, those guys that run around with like their S 10s and 51:05 Speaker 1 they got the plywood in the bed and they got like a hydraulic lift and they 51:08 Speaker 1 just go pick up people's trash or like private trash people. 51:12 Speaker 1 You don't have to talk. 51:13 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 51:14 Speaker 1 You don't have like private trash pickup service. 51:18 Speaker 1 Oh, we got them all over. 51:20 Speaker 1 You have people that just have an S 10 with a hydraulic lift in the back and 51:23 Speaker 1 they just take people's trash. 51:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, they put like plywood on the side of their trucks and make it like fucking 51:27 Speaker 1 You know, the size like 15, 10, 10, 12, that is some red next off right there. 51:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's not saying like I was pretty much doing the same thing. 51:36 Speaker 1 So I don't think I could really get trouble for that. 51:37 Speaker 1 But this guy paid me to get rid of his trash. 51:39 Speaker 1 I mean, what do you want me to do? 51:40 Speaker 1 I'm not going to do you accept drugs. 51:42 Speaker 1 You accepted drugs from him to do it. 51:45 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not going to tell him drug. 51:46 Speaker 1 Tell him the money valuation of it. 51:48 Speaker 1 Obviously the cops or whoever that I trust me. 51:52 Speaker 1 If they would have been on to him, you'd have been in trouble. 51:54 Speaker 1 What you know, they were. 51:55 Speaker 1 He took drugs as payment to dispose of whatever crime he did. 52:00 Speaker 1 So if all right, so if a drug dealer pay me $50 to get rid of his trash and there's like 52:04 Speaker 1 body parts in there, I could get in trouble with what you're telling me. 52:07 Speaker 1 Okay, so let's reword that. 52:09 Speaker 1 If a drug dealer paid you to dispose of evidence, I know trash bags, he ain't got a truck. 52:15 Speaker 1 You know, I had a truck. 52:16 Speaker 1 He just like, Hey, I'm going to pay you 50 bucks. 52:19 Speaker 1 Can you get you take my trash to the dump? 52:21 Speaker 1 I can still get in trouble for that. 52:22 Speaker 1 to many or from the Aurora law firm, if there is a older black gentleman on that jury, 52:27 Speaker 1 you're going to jail. And that's, that's it. You're found black people. That's not for 52:32 Speaker 1 me. Oh, I'm pretty sure an older black person would find you guilty of anything. I don't 52:37 Speaker 1 I just don't understand that though. Like if you're doing a service and you're paying 52:40 Speaker 1 for something, I mean, am I going to get in trouble if I, you know, someone contracts 52:44 Speaker 1 me out, you know, they see all my videos or something digging holes and tunnels. I think 52:46 Speaker 1 that's a good digger. If someone contracts me out to dig a hole and then they bury a 52:51 Speaker 1 fucking body in it. Am I liable? Because I dug the hole for the grant. 52:54 Speaker 1 If it's one of your drug dealer friends and you know he's killed people, yes. It's called 52:59 Speaker 1 dude Brandon. You're an accomplice in all of this. All this. It's it's it's it's 53:03 Speaker 1 it's some random old lady that calls you and she says, hey Brandon, your grandma told me you were 53:09 Speaker 1 a good boy. Come get my trash. That's different. But when you got somebody calling you and they're 53:13 Speaker 1 like, yo man, I'll give you a give you a pound of weed. If you can come grab these bags, 53:18 Speaker 1 Make sure you dispose of real good right like don't leave him on no back road 53:21 Speaker 1 Okay, you got me you got me dog and you're like yeah 53:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got you what the cops are gonna come to like hey, why do you have his trash? 53:28 Speaker 1 You're like I'm just trash man. I'm just trash man 53:30 Speaker 1 Like is that what they call you and the next thing you know you're in jail. I just played retarded or something 53:35 Speaker 1 I don't know and it is that is I would I would definitely say you need to plead that way 53:40 Speaker 1 Because they believe it. Oh 100% of like dude. I'm just taking trash for 50 bucks 53:44 Speaker 1 I was telling them poor or something like I'm only a trash guy you know arrested me 53:47 Speaker 1 I don't know what's in these fucking bags. 53:49 Speaker 1 Doesn't matter to me. 53:49 Speaker 1 I don't care. 53:50 Speaker 1 I'm not going to search through people's bags of trash. 53:53 Speaker 1 We've got to actually we got a trash guy that listens. 53:55 Speaker 1 He commented the other day. 53:56 Speaker 1 So what I'm here now is that trash guy, 53:58 Speaker 1 you better look through every single bag of trash you put 54:01 Speaker 1 inside your truck. 54:02 Speaker 1 That's his job. 54:03 Speaker 1 You're not a trash man. 54:05 Speaker 1 Stop saying you're a trash man. 54:07 Speaker 1 You took trash one time from a drug dealer. 54:09 Speaker 1 I took trash a couple times, but not just from the same drug 54:11 Speaker 1 dealer from the people. 54:12 Speaker 1 When I was I was in a plane one time, 54:14 Speaker 1 I was in a KC 135, right? 54:16 Speaker 1 Small one. 54:17 Speaker 1 Pilot, what? 54:18 Speaker 1 Is that a big one or a small one? 54:20 Speaker 1 It's a big one. 54:21 Speaker 1 It's a tanker. 54:22 Speaker 1 It's a tanker that re-stoaks planes in the air. 54:23 Speaker 1 And we're flying out of Africa 54:25 Speaker 1 and the pilot looked at me and he goes, 54:26 Speaker 1 hey, you want to sit here and hold the stick thing? 54:29 Speaker 1 And I'm like, stick thing. 54:31 Speaker 1 I said, yes, I do. 54:32 Speaker 1 The yoke is what they call it. 54:34 Speaker 1 So I get in there and I'm just holding the yoke. 54:36 Speaker 1 I didn't do anything, but I held the yoke. 54:39 Speaker 1 Would you call me a pilot? 54:43 Speaker 1 In the instance, yeah, you were piloting the aircraft. 54:45 Speaker 1 You were piloting the aircraft, and that isn't it? 54:47 Speaker 1 You're not same thing. I saw a dude get pulled over the other day 54:52 Speaker 1 Because the Tesla was driving and he said he wasn't driving because it was on autopilot is he driving the vehicle or not? 54:57 Speaker 1 That's not even close to the same. I don't even know what you're saying Brandon. I'm not a pilot and you're not a trash man 55:03 Speaker 1 Okay, I what what what to find the pilot someone that flies a plane would define the trash man someone that picks up trash 55:08 Speaker 1 Yes as a freaking job 55:11 Speaker 1 You're telling me that when Megan makes me put the trash out by the curb on the trash man 55:15 Speaker 1 I'm in the instance. I mean I get paid for so I want to really say the job. I was you didn't get paid 55:19 Speaker 1 You got drugs. You got a payment. I'm not gonna tell the cops. I'm gonna tell those $50. Oh my god 55:26 Speaker 1 Okay, let's get into what the Chuck for forget. All right. Well look I get everything. I'm not gonna say that good 55:33 Speaker 1 Remember the disclaimer the beginning there any people listening 55:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, see look at that God's God's time mark. I will the trash man. See he knows look at that. Anyway, I'll go again too 55:45 Speaker 1 the chuck. What the chuck? Yeah, you want to chuck me? Chuck me real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 55:53 Speaker 1 I'm full of chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. What the chuck? 56:00 Speaker 1 All right, so I want to get into this last night. We had Big B on here in Manny and Big B tried to 56:07 Speaker 1 throw some crazy talk at us and say like she's a like she's a WNBA fan. 56:13 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 56:14 Speaker 1 It's just they seem really like grumpy like me towards us. 56:17 Speaker 1 And she's like big hot shit now to pass the bar. 56:20 Speaker 1 No, it's kind of she cares about women equal right stuff. 56:24 Speaker 1 And she cares about trying to say like, oh, they're athletes too. 56:27 Speaker 1 And oh, do you call them basketball players? 56:29 Speaker 1 You know, like, what are we talking about? 56:32 Speaker 1 So anyway, she threw some stuff at us. 56:35 Speaker 1 Do you remember the team she threw at us? 56:37 Speaker 1 Um, it was a bunch of crazy. 56:38 Speaker 1 One of them was an NFL team. 56:40 Speaker 1 One of them was an NFL team. 56:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, a Falcons. 56:42 Speaker 1 One of the stars, one of them was like, uh, crows or something. 56:45 Speaker 1 Okay, so guess what? 56:46 Speaker 1 Guess what? 56:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I looked. 56:47 Speaker 1 Guess how guess what team's called the Falcons. 56:50 Speaker 1 Atlanta? 56:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the only one. 56:53 Speaker 1 Okay. 56:53 Speaker 1 So there's no, there's no Falcons. 56:55 Speaker 1 So what I want to do, I'm going to give you, I'm going to see how many of these you can get. 57:00 Speaker 1 I'm going to give you the name of the team. 57:03 Speaker 1 And we're going to see if Brandon can tell us what city or state they are from. 57:08 Speaker 1 Do you think you can get half of these, which would be eight out of 16? 57:12 Speaker 1 What are they? 57:13 Speaker 1 Are these are women's basketball teams? 57:15 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 57:16 Speaker 1 And dude, I do a little bit of shit. 57:18 Speaker 1 Brandon, I don't know if I've ever seen any of them except for maybe two. 57:22 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 57:23 Speaker 1 So, or would you rather have me give you the city and you give me the team name 57:27 Speaker 1 or just me give you the team name and you tell me the city. 57:30 Speaker 1 I think maybe team name and city that might might be able to line it up better like that. I'm not sure. I know three just from the news and people that post on my Facebook. But go ahead. 57:43 Speaker 1 Okay. Well, let's see. If you get eight, you win. Get eight, you win. That's 50%. Okay. Here we go. I'll start easy. Dream. 57:52 Speaker 1 Oh, fever. No Atlanta. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I said that. I said that one one for one. 57:57 Speaker 1 All right. Here we go. Storm storm. Oh, I'm thinking just because it's got to be I'm thinking 58:04 Speaker 1 it's got to be a Florida team just because they get a lot of storms and they're not really 58:07 Speaker 1 smart with these team names when they make them. They just randomly is it. Oh, the Miami? 58:14 Speaker 1 So close Seattle Seattle. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. I guess it is gloomy and sad over there 58:18 Speaker 1 and everything stormy. I want to do one for two. This is going exactly as I thought it would. 58:23 Speaker 1 Okay, here we go. Fire fire. Oh, I feel like it should be Chicago because they had all 58:30 Speaker 1 those people die that one time. But I think Chicago, I think that's the one with that angel 58:34 Speaker 1 Reese chick plays. I think that's Skye. I don't think they I highly doubt there's more 58:40 Speaker 1 than one. I don't think there's any state that has two at WVAT. They probably don't even want 58:45 Speaker 1 one. The ones that have it. Uh, they said fire. Yeah, fire. Oh God. Um, I'm thinking it. I don't 58:53 Speaker 1 even think Texas has a W and W and W and B a team. I'm gonna have to go with, uh, oh, 58:58 Speaker 1 I got to do the city, not the state. Is it, uh, is it San Francisco? Portland Portland. 59:06 Speaker 1 All right. You're one for three. Good job. Next, we're going to get another softball 59:13 Speaker 1 for you sky sky. I know that one is where that said that the angel Reese Chick plays 59:19 Speaker 1 Chicago. All right. Two for four. Two for four. Not bad. Not bad. Next. The sun. The sun. 59:26 Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. It's so stupid. That's gonna be something stupid. Like I mean, what's really 59:35 Speaker 1 stupid. Like just think as stupid as you can think and you'll get it. Memphis. Oh, God, 59:41 Speaker 1 Oh God, you're so close. 59:42 Speaker 1 You're so close. 59:43 Speaker 1 Damn. 59:44 Speaker 1 Connecticut. 59:45 Speaker 1 Oh shit. 59:46 Speaker 1 And the Connecticut. 59:47 Speaker 1 Son, of course. 59:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, of course. 59:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, that makes sense. 59:50 Speaker 1 The Connecticut son. 59:52 Speaker 1 Idiot. 59:52 Speaker 1 So they just named the, that one they just 59:54 Speaker 1 went with the whole state. 59:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 59:58 Speaker 1 And this next one they just went with the whole state, 1:00:00 Speaker 1 the fever. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Indiana, I know that one just because that's 1:00:03 Speaker 1 where Caitlin Clark plays. 1:00:04 Speaker 1 And that's the only time I completely forgot. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 I think we all did that WNBA was even a thing. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 And I think a lot of us didn't even think it was real. 1:00:11 Speaker 1 like actual I thought it was like special ed teams, but she made it popular. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 So all right, you're three for six. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 That's actually not bad. 1:00:18 Speaker 1 Here we go next. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 The Mercury. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 1:00:25 Speaker 1 The only reason I'm thinking about thinking is got to be somewhere in a Michigan, 1:00:28 Speaker 1 just for the fact that maybe they're going with like Lincoln cars forward, Lincoln Mercury. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 Um, ah, fuck it. 1:00:37 Speaker 1 I'm going to go. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 There's got to be one over there. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 I'm going to go with the San Francisco kid. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 It's got a, it's a sandwich. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 It's got to have one. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 Phoenix. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Oh, wow. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 Phoenix. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 Three for seven. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 All right, next, the links. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 You should get this. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 I think you'll know this one. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 Like the cats? 1:00:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 L, Y, and X, the links. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 Links. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 Who likes cats? 1:01:01 Speaker 1 I'm going to go with Charlotte. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Minnesota. 1:01:08 Speaker 1 Oh, what's, what's, what's. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 So it's not even a city. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 The state also. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 I'm just eight. Yeah. Sometimes I do stay sometimes I don't know. I don't care. All right. Yeah. Three for eight. The sparks. Oh, God. I see the only reason I'm thinking sparks and spurs sounds similar. They're probably couldn't come up with a better name. They're like, when I start with S S S P S P San Antonio. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 So close Los Angeles. Ah, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. The aces. You should get this. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 Oh man, part of me thinks it's the fucking over in Oakland and then they moved to Las Vegas. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 The ACEs. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 I'm gonna make sense of here in Las Vegas. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 You got cards, ACEs. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with Las Vegas. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Correct. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 Oh, look at this. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 ACEs, four for, what was that, five for 10? 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Five for 10 points on fire right now. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 It's in the crisis though, my first connection was the ACE and the ACE. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 You go from Oakland to Las Vegas and I don't want anything about playing cards. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 Like they we got to be shitty and they had to move from Oakland to Vegas. Yeah, it's weird. Okay, the Liberty Liberty 1:02:18 Speaker 1 It's got to be New York 1:02:23 Speaker 1 It's correct Brandon you you've only got four left if you get two more 1:02:28 Speaker 1 You you pulled this off somehow and you're not even somehow people are and somehow I know more than big b that she's a super fan of 1:02:34 Speaker 1 WNBA or something. I know. I know. So all you have to do is get two of these last four. You ready? 1:02:39 Speaker 1 The tempo 1:02:41 Speaker 1 Timp 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Like some kind of jazz city 1:02:46 Speaker 1 Oh, oh new Orleans 1:02:50 Speaker 1 That's actually a really good guess, but it's Toronto Toronto 1:02:55 Speaker 1 And they got to have one of those fucking Canadian teams in there. You got to get two of these last three the wings the wings 1:03:01 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm just thinking about the flyers and the Eagles. I got wings to Philadelphia 1:03:10 Speaker 1 Dallas 1:03:12 Speaker 1 All right, you got to get these last two right the last two you have to get right here. We go the mystics the mystics 1:03:19 Speaker 1 Oh fuck. I've actually seen them like on something pop up. I was they didn't read anything about it, but 1:03:25 Speaker 1 Oh, man 1:03:27 Speaker 1 Ooh, something to me Memphis Mystic just sounds too good. 1:03:30 Speaker 1 So that's no way that can be it. 1:03:31 Speaker 1 I'm going to have to go for some reason. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 I'm feeling like Orlando. 1:03:36 Speaker 1 Washington DC. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 Washington DC and the last one, the last one, which I don't think you'll get, 1:03:44 Speaker 1 but just so you can get closer. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 The Valkyries. 1:03:46 Speaker 1 Do you have any idea? 1:03:48 Speaker 1 Oh, Valkyrie. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 It's got to be something stupid. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 Ah, fucking Ohio. 1:03:58 Speaker 1 Golden State and if you'd have said San Francisco out of giving it there. Oh, I knew San Francisco had me in there for something stupid somewhere 1:04:05 Speaker 1 So Brandon was successfully got six out of 18 which to be honest with you dude. You killed it 1:04:11 Speaker 1 I would even got three so you sky. I would had no idea 1:04:16 Speaker 1 I would have gotten fever and I'd have gotten dream 1:04:20 Speaker 1 That would have been the end of it. So very good job man very impressive for a sport that is not relevant and a 1:04:26 Speaker 1 And a, well, I don't want to say that it's a league 1:04:30 Speaker 1 that's not gonna last a long time 1:04:31 Speaker 1 because somehow they will keep it alive. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 But, congratulations Brandon, very happy. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 Woo, yay! 1:04:36 Speaker 1 But I say it feels almost like a third grade graduation 1:04:39 Speaker 1 on like a Tuesday at like 12, 15. 1:04:41 Speaker 1 You're like, fuck how we do it? 1:04:42 Speaker 1 It just doesn't make any sense at all. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 You're not graduating, you're not doing anything. 1:04:45 Speaker 1 You're going to fourth grade. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 Why don't I have to be here? 1:04:47 Speaker 1 What's happening? 1:04:48 Speaker 1 I know, I know. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 All right, we're about to get on out of here. 1:04:51 Speaker 1 We got South side Steve over here, comment real quick. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 my neighbor had me help him burn Lee's and his wife came out with a bag of trash to burn. 1:04:58 Speaker 1 So we threw it in the pile and it was full of aerosol cans. It was like fly November. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 That's actually fun. I have a one of the game to yesterday with Joshua and when we were 1:05:07 Speaker 1 cleaning out his basement one time, I found these cans of spray paint. I bought a, I bought 1:05:11 Speaker 1 a burn barrel from the guy at the road for 20 bucks. It's like an honor system. And 1:05:15 Speaker 1 I just brought it over there and we started burning shit to get rid of it because he 1:05:18 Speaker 1 didn't have a dumpster or anything delivered yet. So we're just burning all the trash. 1:05:21 Speaker 1 could. And I found these boxes of spray paint cans and I threw those fuckers in there. It 1:05:26 Speaker 1 was fucking hilarious. His trees, magnolia trees were speckled, painted white forever, 1:05:31 Speaker 1 right next to it. But it would just be like the fire is blazing and you'd be like boom, boom. 1:05:37 Speaker 1 He's upstairs cleaning shit with our other friend. They're like, you hear like explosions or something? 1:05:42 Speaker 1 Like comes in the basement. He's like, what are y'all doing? I'm like turning around. I'm like, 1:05:46 Speaker 1 there's a few paint cans in that box we threw in, but that should be boom. Another one behind 1:05:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, I should be at man. 1:05:51 Speaker 1 I should be at. 1:05:52 Speaker 1 I mean, it's been like 12 explosions already. 1:05:54 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's got to be the last one. 1:05:56 Speaker 1 They're steadily just going, bao, bao. 1:06:00 Speaker 1 I love throwing aerosols in the fire. 1:06:01 Speaker 1 That shit's so fun. 1:06:02 Speaker 1 So that dude's wife knew what was Johnny. 1:06:05 Speaker 1 Look at that. 1:06:05 Speaker 1 John Lee. 1:06:06 Speaker 1 Oh, it's so close to Dylan Lee about got upset, but he said, 1:06:09 Speaker 1 you're funny. 1:06:10 Speaker 1 Look at that. 1:06:10 Speaker 1 Awesome. 1:06:10 Speaker 1 So all right, we're going to go and get on out of here. 1:06:13 Speaker 1 And hopefully on tomorrow, two days after this recording, 1:06:18 Speaker 1 It's a jovial and the Braves are playing L.A. 1:06:21 Speaker 1 So we're going to go down here, try anything for we head on out. 1:06:24 Speaker 1 No man, one more day before the weekend. 1:06:26 Speaker 1 Stay strong, everybody. 1:06:27 Speaker 1 And make sure you put your trash out if your trash comes on Friday. 1:06:29 Speaker 1 And if you don't, call Brandon, you'll take care of you. 1:06:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, unless you're a drug dealer, then to that port. 1:06:34 Speaker 1 Burn all the burn all the burn everything. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you tomorrow. 1:06:37 Speaker 1 Oh.