What Are The Odd We Find Divine Intervention ON THIS EPISODE EP-400 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-29
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, 0:24 Speaker 1 Pastors, school officers, for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 Got you tingsons. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dossers. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought of opinions expressed on the show are for comedic purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Myers' pistol and B-Man's Russia. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, dossers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like on STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 I have a little bit of doing Tuesday and it's a great day on this day in history. 1:04 Speaker 1 We had a lot going on, but at first we got old Jerry Lee Lewis who was born 1:09 Speaker 1 day on 1935 and Kevin Durant in 1988. Got a lot to go over though. My name is 1:14 Speaker 1 Brand Thresher. I've been digging a tunnel all day with my other unemployed friend 1:17 Speaker 1 and is the Daily Doge Show over this Chuck Charles Ironfish. How you doing? 1:20 Speaker 1 Dude, that's wild. Jerry Lee Lewis was born today, huh? 1:23 Speaker 1 Yep, yep. Back in the old, uh, on the wrong page, 1935. 1:26 Speaker 1 You know what they call him. You know what his nickname was, right? 1:28 Speaker 1 Uh, big dick Jerry. No, the killer, right? 1:32 Speaker 1 A killer. Yeah, they come with killer, but it's funny because I've been watching a lot of those, 1:37 Speaker 1 those like little videos that pop up and it's like some guy and he's talking about like the 1:41 Speaker 1 rudest celebrities and he'll put up a picture of somebody like the rock or Jennifer Lawrence 1:46 Speaker 1 or whatever and be like, are they nice or are they mean? Right? And he'll tell a story about them. 1:52 Speaker 1 Oddly enough, and maybe it was because it's birthday today, I saw one about Jerry Lee Lewis 1:57 Speaker 1 And they said he was one of the biggest a-holes in the world. 2:02 Speaker 1 And he like wouldn't sign autographs. 2:03 Speaker 1 He was really, really a jerk to everybody. 2:05 Speaker 1 But what's crazy is I think he ended up marrying his 14 year old cousin or something. 2:10 Speaker 1 Oh, really? 2:11 Speaker 1 That could have been you. 2:11 Speaker 1 Remember that one time at the wedding? 2:13 Speaker 1 Not, not when I'm 40. 2:15 Speaker 1 Chexie, I went on to Mary Hurry when I was young. 2:18 Speaker 1 And we were both, you know, it's okay. 2:20 Speaker 1 It's okay to have a crush on your cousins when you're 13. 2:22 Speaker 1 Okay. 2:22 Speaker 1 You get older than that. 2:23 Speaker 1 It's weird. 2:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, it says he's the pioneer of American rock and roll and he was a singer. Um, what what's the difference? 2:30 Speaker 1 incest incest and he was a pioneer of incest. Oh, did he? Look it up. I'm telling you. 2:35 Speaker 1 Check in who his first wife and put like related or 2:40 Speaker 1 I still got a bunch of statuary rape. I still got a bunch of Kate Upton images pulled up over here. 2:44 Speaker 1 Oh, Jerry Lee Lewis wife. All right, let's see here. I don't want pictures. I want to see 2:52 Speaker 1 the hell she was Dorothy Barton. 2:57 Speaker 1 Is that who it was? 2:58 Speaker 1 Seven women. 2:59 Speaker 1 Wow, wow. 2:59 Speaker 1 He was only married to her for a year, 1952. 3:04 Speaker 1 I think she got married of 17 year old 3:08 Speaker 1 Jerry Lee Lewis, Mary's his first wife. 3:11 Speaker 1 So she was, yeah, 13. 3:12 Speaker 1 I mean, I thought you were saying he was old 3:15 Speaker 1 and married her. 3:16 Speaker 1 Now it's kind of weird, but I mean, 3:16 Speaker 1 that's still accepted back in the day, right? 3:18 Speaker 1 You wanted to keep the family bloodline here 3:20 Speaker 1 and you already knew her and you have the same family. 3:22 Speaker 1 You don't have to worry about the end laws because they're already your cousin so I've made it easier. I guess I don't know dude 3:27 Speaker 1 17 married a 13 year old. That's an 11th grader married in 8th grader 3:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's still not as bad as what? 3:34 Speaker 1 Elvis Presley then you marry Priscilla when she was like 12 and he was like 25 3:39 Speaker 1 No way that's not true. Nope. Look you're looking it up. I would say Priscilla was not oh she was not younger than 15 3:47 Speaker 1 There's no way 3:49 Speaker 1 , she's 89, when they met, she was 14 and he was 24 so he waited till she got 21 he was 32 but yet they started banging in 3:59 Speaker 1 , she was 14 to 10 years older 4:02 Speaker 1 , I mean I'm pretty sure I mean you meet someone and then you 4:05 Speaker 1 he held on to her for seven years and then he married her. 4:08 Speaker 1 He took a little. 4:09 Speaker 1 Maybe he was like, he was like her big brother, like a role model. 4:12 Speaker 1 Remember, you know, the big brother's big brothers, big sisters program. 4:15 Speaker 1 Maybe that's where it got started in Memphis. 4:17 Speaker 1 And she needed a big brother. 4:18 Speaker 1 And Elvis was like, I'm a huge star, but I'll be your big brother Priscilla. 4:22 Speaker 1 Oh, around. 4:23 Speaker 1 And then she turned 21 and he wanted to, you know, marry her. 4:27 Speaker 1 He said, I'll be a big brother and tell him I put my paintings in you. 4:30 Speaker 1 All right. 4:31 Speaker 1 Come on, baby. 4:32 Speaker 1 You know, this is going to be good when we get to that age home. 4:34 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna jack off for seven years. I give you a big low me turn up 4:39 Speaker 1 But I'll teach you how to change a tire and put it put up a tent. Yeah, oh, we got a tear over here 4:43 Speaker 1 What up guys ready for Blake brave playoffs? Yeah, I'm going today as the recording comes out at 2 p.m. With my father 4:50 Speaker 1 And then I'm gonna go Wednesday with check I think if he can get off work and we'll go to another Braves game 4:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. I think I might actually do that. I'm kind of surprised the Braves are playing in the wild card when I 5:03 Speaker 1 I thought for some reason they had like the number one seed in the NL 5:08 Speaker 1 Whatever they're in like East. Yeah, who beat I have no idea. I mean they're playing the Phillies 5:14 Speaker 1 But they've got a great much better record. I mean they did lose with the Marlins the other day 5:17 Speaker 1 But they'd already clench so I don't know what the fuck's oh my bad. You have Vanessa Tara Vanessa 5:22 Speaker 1 I get your mix up. I even read Vanessa and then I said Tara. Sorry 5:25 Speaker 1 Pretty close though. Anyway, no, yeah 5:28 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on either my dad just texted me yesterday's I want to go to the games 5:30 Speaker 1 games. And then if they need one, they'll be doing one Thursday. So I'll probably go to 5:34 Speaker 1 that one too. But hopefully they don't need to go to Thursday and they just clench it in 5:37 Speaker 1 these first two games. 5:38 Speaker 1 Oh, but the entire series is here in Atlanta. As of right now, they only have two games. 5:43 Speaker 1 It's Tuesday and Wednesday at 2 p.m. 5:45 Speaker 1 So that would be the benefit, right? So I mean, I guess you get the home, you get two games 5:49 Speaker 1 at home. And then if a game three is needed, then you would go to Philadelphia for game 5:54 Speaker 1 three, but two out of three aren't bad. So all right, well, yeah, man, I hope I can make 5:57 Speaker 1 I know Carter heard, you know, I was reading your text and you mentioned wild card. 6:03 Speaker 1 And for some reason, my brain, I'm going to the NFL and I'm going, how does Brandon 6:08 Speaker 1 already know who's going to be in the wild card at the end of the season? 6:12 Speaker 1 Like this is crazy, right? 6:14 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I figured it out and of course Carter's in the other room and he's like, 6:18 Speaker 1 I'll go, you know, I'm like, dude, it's two o'clock. 6:21 Speaker 1 He would totally miss school to go with you. 6:22 Speaker 1 The problem is there's just some things we will never let Uncle Brandon do with Carter and one of them is 6:30 Speaker 1 Take him alone to a place like the battery where Uncle Brandon can get Miller lights and 6:37 Speaker 1 At some point Carter would be driving and that's just something I don't want to see I would never drink Miller light first off 6:43 Speaker 1 The rest of that story 6:47 Speaker 1 Carter I know you're only 11, but if you ever tried to drive an F-250 6:52 Speaker 1 but now's a good time to start. So now see why not. It used to it. No, I'll take it when you turn 16. I'll get hammered. Just have them driving around. 7:00 Speaker 1 That's fun. That's fun. And the great. Fun just sitting in the car all night. Yeah. 7:05 Speaker 1 So it says the Atlanta Braves are playing in the wild car series because they finished as the number three seed in the National League of the 9468 record, making them the lowest ranked division winner under the current MLB playoff format. 7:18 Speaker 1 Under major league baseballs post season rules the top two division winners in each league or the first round by 7:23 Speaker 1 Well, the third division winner must host a best of three wild card series against one of the wild card teams 7:29 Speaker 1 So we're playing the Phillies, but yeah, I didn't know either. I thought once we clinched. I'm like, oh, we're in 7:33 Speaker 1 You know, I don't know we got to do this crazy shit right here 7:36 Speaker 1 I'm glad I'm glad that you know what that's good for the city though. It just makes more money for the Braves 7:40 Speaker 1 They need it 7:42 Speaker 1 You know the truest park needs it the battery needs it. So it's good 7:46 Speaker 1 Now I do have something for you. 7:49 Speaker 1 But I want it. 7:50 Speaker 1 Oh, should we do that now? 7:51 Speaker 1 Should we go? 7:52 Speaker 1 There's a bunch of shit that happened today back in the day. 7:54 Speaker 1 Well, let me just real quick get into the. 7:55 Speaker 1 I got finished the game off because you're going tomorrow. 7:57 Speaker 1 So you might need this. 7:58 Speaker 1 If I go with you, I'm going to give this to you. 8:00 Speaker 1 When me and Brandon went to the Braves game, 8:02 Speaker 1 there was one thing that Brandon forgot in his pocket. 8:07 Speaker 1 Do you remember what it was when we went through security? 8:09 Speaker 1 I don't think I forgot it. 8:11 Speaker 1 I think I kept it on me. 8:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, you forgot that you had it on you. 8:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I didn't forget it. 8:16 Speaker 1 that I had it. You said I forgot it. It was a knife. Yeah. And what happened? I gave 8:21 Speaker 1 it to the lady and I tried to give her a Chick-fil-A sandwich and return, but she did give me 8:23 Speaker 1 my my my knife back at the end of the game. Yeah. I mean, what I mean, you know, I'm obviously 8:28 Speaker 1 I couldn't stab anybody during the game, which was sad, but they're in my suit pants 8:32 Speaker 1 right now. Anyway, so I'm not even going to pull them out. I'm just going to leave it. 8:35 Speaker 1 Check this out. Check this out. Get a gun. See this? Yeah. Concealed. 100% plastic. There's 8:44 Speaker 1 There's not one part on this knife that is not plastic. 8:47 Speaker 1 Well, you fucking fight in Magneto over there. 8:49 Speaker 1 What's going on? 8:50 Speaker 1 Are they loud? 8:51 Speaker 1 You sharpen it. 8:52 Speaker 1 You sharpen it like it's it can be sharpened like a credit card. 8:54 Speaker 1 Like you can make a credit card knife. 8:55 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 8:56 Speaker 1 Sharpen it right. 8:57 Speaker 1 But yeah, dude, this knife is insanely sharp and it's 100% plastic. 9:02 Speaker 1 So what I was thinking is from now on, I'm going to get you one of these and you can 9:05 Speaker 1 carry it to the game with you. 9:07 Speaker 1 So if things get crazy, you can stab somebody in the throat. 9:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know where they draw the line at her not life. 9:11 Speaker 1 I had a butter knife in my pocket. 9:12 Speaker 1 You think they're going to take that from me? 9:14 Speaker 1 Um, I don't think a button knife's gonna do the work. 9:16 Speaker 1 I mean, what you're trying to do is, you know, defend yourself. 9:19 Speaker 1 You need this. 9:20 Speaker 1 So I think they're still going to take that from me also. 9:22 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not going to go off on the metal detector, but if they pat me down 9:24 Speaker 1 and they're like, this guy's bringing it in life. 9:26 Speaker 1 Oh, you're telling me that if you had this over your junk and your pants, 9:29 Speaker 1 and it was, it was like that and it was over your junk, they're going to find it. 9:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. 9:34 Speaker 1 I mean, if they feel like touching my nuts that day, I guess it just seems like. 9:39 Speaker 1 It almost feels like a ghost gun is what it feels like. 9:41 Speaker 1 Almost feels like a ghost gun, but I don't know. 9:43 Speaker 1 I mean, where'd you even get it from? 9:44 Speaker 1 You got it from like the kids. 9:46 Speaker 1 What was the place where you get them? 9:47 Speaker 1 Oh, build a bear, build a knife. 9:48 Speaker 1 No, no, I got it from galls because I was going, 9:51 Speaker 1 I was going to somewhere in Africa 9:54 Speaker 1 and they weren't letting us take our guns 9:58 Speaker 1 outside the airport. 9:59 Speaker 1 So when we flew into Africa, 10:00 Speaker 1 we had to lock our guns up at the airport 10:03 Speaker 1 and then go to our hotel. 10:05 Speaker 1 And I'm going, there's absolutely zero chance 10:09 Speaker 1 that I'm leaving the airport 10:11 Speaker 1 without some type of weapon, right? 10:13 Speaker 1 So my buddy had gotten one of these off-galls, 10:16 Speaker 1 the website, and it's a 100% plastic security proof knife. 10:19 Speaker 1 So it'll make it through any metal detector, anything. 10:23 Speaker 1 And so I took this with me and just went 10:25 Speaker 1 and carried this the whole time 10:27 Speaker 1 and made sure it was sharp as a razor, and that's it. 10:29 Speaker 1 Now, I highly recommend that other people don't do this. 10:31 Speaker 1 I probably shouldn't have shared that on here. 10:34 Speaker 1 But, 10:34 Speaker 1 Airport. 10:36 Speaker 1 Airport about it. 10:37 Speaker 1 It's fucked up. 10:38 Speaker 1 Your face. 10:39 Speaker 1 you go? Yeah, man. Like, but no, it's not crazy. These are that's what they sell. They sell them as airport TSA proof knife. 10:47 Speaker 1 And have you ever killed anything or anyone with it? No, I'm still waiting. Oh, we're gonna go back to Africa, stab at 10:53 Speaker 1 African. Yeah, I mean, I only had it in Africa, but I I took it. I think I took it to Brazil, which was a good call. But I didn't 10:59 Speaker 1 really go anywhere to get mugged. But yeah, I'm just, you know, one day, so but I'm not using it. So I was thinking you could have it to go to games. 11:06 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, then I can like, you know, break start losing I can stab everyone around. 11:11 Speaker 1 Crazy man stabbed half the section with a plastic knife. 11:15 Speaker 1 Well, that's not I can have it is not metal. 11:19 Speaker 1 So on this day, fuck off potential spam, bitches, Indians, 1789 on this day, the first United 11:27 Speaker 1 States Congress adjourned and passed an act officially recognizing established the United 11:32 Speaker 1 States Army. 11:33 Speaker 1 The Army was founded today back in 1789. 11:34 Speaker 1 nine. I know you don't like those folks. What did we have before that? But what defended 11:40 Speaker 1 us? What defended us the previous 13 years? George Washington and his horse teeth and 11:45 Speaker 1 his fucking band of crazies out there. George Washington started to die, I guess. And they're 11:50 Speaker 1 like, Oh, we probably need someone to take over what this guy was doing in case, you know, 11:54 Speaker 1 how we fucked up all those Indians in the British, we probably need to make sure no one comes and 11:57 Speaker 1 does that to us. So start the army. Wait, so who beat him? Who beat the Brits? Was that 12:01 Speaker 1 I'm just militias. Yeah, George Washington and his boys. Okay. I understand that George Washington 12:07 Speaker 1 was their Brandon. Okay. Thank you. But it wasn't just him. I'm saying, what did they call 12:12 Speaker 1 themselves? Uh, band of brothers or something. I don't know. They had to be called something 12:18 Speaker 1 like the revolutionaries or the, the, I'm thinking militia is the right word. But I mean, I would 12:27 Speaker 1 think they just call themselves an army back then so I don't know who beat the Brits 12:31 Speaker 1 I'm looking at what was George Washington's crew named I don't think that's gonna give you any information 12:38 Speaker 1 The group that rode George Washington across the Delaware was the 14th continental regiments 12:43 Speaker 1 Call me noted the global's regiment or the marble head regiment so they're just regimes I guess no if the regiments 12:49 Speaker 1 The regiment is part of the army 12:52 Speaker 1 all right they're also called the Germany saying Germany saying it's the 12:55 Speaker 1 colonial American military they're also called the Marble Hedders I don't know if 13:00 Speaker 1 I believe Germany here it was an old American military I've never heard of 13:03 Speaker 1 that. A spell almost come but Camm instead. Yeah yeah so they were we're 13:10 Speaker 1 uniquely skilled in handling the heavy Durham boats through the icy treacherous 13:14 Speaker 1 waters of the Delaware River on Christmas night. And yeah I feel like in 13:18 Speaker 1 World War II didn't they like put down their arms on fucking Christmas day and 13:21 Speaker 1 and they all went out there and eight among the trenches 13:22 Speaker 1 and then they went back and started shooting each other. 13:24 Speaker 1 George Washington was like, fuck it, dude. 13:25 Speaker 1 We're gonna murder them. 13:26 Speaker 1 They had snowball fights and they sang Christmas carols. 13:29 Speaker 1 Is that WW2 or WW1? 13:31 Speaker 1 WW2, Battle of Bastole and Battle of Bulge. 13:33 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, that was fun time for them, I bet. 13:38 Speaker 1 Sorry, I'll kill you tomorrow. 13:40 Speaker 1 This one's crazy. 13:41 Speaker 1 So in 1829, London's Metropolitan Police, commonly known 13:46 Speaker 1 as Scotland Yard, founded by Robert Peel, 13:48 Speaker 1 was established as the world's first professional police force. 13:52 Speaker 1 So we got to think the fucking bridge for that shit too. 13:53 Speaker 1 Like what the fuck man? 13:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, Scotland Yard is pretty legit. 13:57 Speaker 1 Um, you never went to England. 13:58 Speaker 1 Did you use one to Germany? 14:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 14:01 Speaker 1 Scotland Yard is the real deal. 14:02 Speaker 1 Um, I think they got kind of more of a reputation now for more like 14:06 Speaker 1 forensics and special investigations, but they do have, um, I mean, it's pretty. 14:10 Speaker 1 I mean, for a country with no real guns, uh, it's kind of cool that they care 14:15 Speaker 1 that much about forensics and fighting crime. 14:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then we also got John D. Rockefeller became America's first confirmed billionaire following a rise in his oil company home. That was in 1916 a billionaire in 1916. We're gonna go about much much money that's worth today. What do you think? 14:29 Speaker 1 Easily a trillion dollars. How much money how much is a billion in 1916 worth today? 14:40 Speaker 1 Oh, thanks. That's a lot of fucking zeros. Third. Oh, I thought it'd be a little higher, 14:46 Speaker 1 but it's 30.73 billion. So 30 times higher than it was back then. Well, I guess that's 14:51 Speaker 1 about right. That's not that high. I think Musk has more than that, Donnie. Oh, yeah, 14:55 Speaker 1 yeah. Oh, yeah. But he's doing more shit than just selling oil, which is kind of crazy. Think 14:59 Speaker 1 about it. If John D. Rockefeller was alive today, he'd probably be the richest fucker 15:02 Speaker 1 because there's just one as many people back in the day that needed, they need oil, you 15:06 Speaker 1 know? I mean, there's only a limited amount of people you could fucking sell oil to. Well, 15:10 Speaker 1 The one thing he didn't do is procreate. 15:11 Speaker 1 And that's why there's no more Rockefeller's in the world. 15:14 Speaker 1 He did it a lot. 15:15 Speaker 1 Is that a joke? 15:16 Speaker 1 No, we talked about this. 15:18 Speaker 1 You never met a Rockefeller. 15:20 Speaker 1 They're like still the richest family in the world, aren't they? 15:23 Speaker 1 OK, when was the last time you met a Rockefeller? 15:27 Speaker 1 Rockefeller family. 15:29 Speaker 1 I don't know. 15:29 Speaker 1 I mean, I've only met your family of Lunsford. 15:32 Speaker 1 Actually, that's a lie. 15:33 Speaker 1 And I know I know another Lunsford down here. 15:35 Speaker 1 But yeah, it's I think they're still around. 15:38 Speaker 1 I think they're still hanging out. 15:40 Speaker 1 I think they're extinct. 15:40 Speaker 1 Them and the Disney's are all gone. 15:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, Disney would not be happy with how 15:45 Speaker 1 the world's going nowadays, but anyway, 15:48 Speaker 1 and let's see if there's anything else important 15:50 Speaker 1 that happened today. 15:51 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 15:52 Speaker 1 The Munich agreement was signed, 15:53 Speaker 1 which game Nazi Journey to annex a Sudentenand, 15:56 Speaker 1 region of Czechoslovakia. 15:59 Speaker 1 Then Germany and Soviet Union agreed to divide up Poland. 16:02 Speaker 1 I like how they just did that. 16:04 Speaker 1 They're just like, hey, fuck this country. 16:05 Speaker 1 They're little bitches. 16:06 Speaker 1 All right, what happy you want? 16:07 Speaker 1 And they're just over there like, 16:08 Speaker 1 Hey, we got our sausages, you know, that's all they do, right sausages. Yeah, I mean, we're about ready to take Greenland. I hope we do, man. 16:15 Speaker 1 That'd be so cool. I like to go visit that, but I don't want to visit now with all the like there's like 10 people there, right? 16:19 Speaker 1 I mean, what do you do? 16:22 Speaker 1 You get there and you're like, this is gonna be so exciting. 16:26 Speaker 1 As soon as you get off the plane, it says like you're waiting on your Uber and it says, you know, four hour wait, right? 16:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, what was your four I wait for the uber like what's all he sir? 16:35 Speaker 1 Everybody on the plane shared the same Igor. He's our uber driver. He is fantastic 16:40 Speaker 1 As soon as he drops somebody off you come back for next ride 16:43 Speaker 1 Man, yeah, I would love to get a Greenland 16:46 Speaker 1 Exactly I see what is Greenland. Yeah, that's what they say. I they say Iceland's green Greenland ice 16:54 Speaker 1 But I've been to Iceland and it's not that green. It's my greener than you got to be greener than Greenland though 17:00 Speaker 1 like this. I think when they mean green, they mean no ice because the Vikings did that to trick people. 17:03 Speaker 1 How many people the Vikings actually tricked with that and they died from doing that? 17:07 Speaker 1 What? 17:08 Speaker 1 The Vikings named Greenland Greenland because it was full of ice to trick people when they were coming. 17:13 Speaker 1 Oh, we want to go here and live. Is that a Iceland? Because it sounded like a Viking land. 17:16 Speaker 1 It was like cold and terrible. So no one ever went there. 17:19 Speaker 1 Where'd you hear that at? 17:20 Speaker 1 Uh, history. 17:21 Speaker 1 I think some people make stuff up. That's not that stupid. 17:27 Speaker 1 Oh Jesus Christ. What are you looking up over there? You're like a who named Greenland. I'm looking up. I look I found oh there it is 17:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, these are these are this is good the the most famous person that was born today because I thought when you said you were 17:41 Speaker 1 You gave birthdays. I was like Jerry Lee Lewis 17:44 Speaker 1 There's gotta be one that's better my mics pop. Yeah, you're buzzing 17:48 Speaker 1 I know it is 17:50 Speaker 1 I'm charging. Um dude. You know who it is. It's uh, it's one of your celebrity crushes 17:55 Speaker 1 Oh, Blake Lively close. 18:00 Speaker 1 Katy Perry. 18:01 Speaker 1 Oh, Miley Cyrus. 18:03 Speaker 1 She looks like a cross between Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus and what's the chick that pooped 18:13 Speaker 1 in Johnny Depp's bed? 18:14 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, fuck. 18:16 Speaker 1 Not Amanda, right now? 18:18 Speaker 1 Amanda heard. 18:19 Speaker 1 Amanda heard. 18:20 Speaker 1 Something heard Rebecca now. 18:22 Speaker 1 It's Amanda heard. 18:23 Speaker 1 I don't sound right camera and heard now. That's not right either 18:27 Speaker 1 Before Amber Amber heard there you go there you go. Who the fuck is that Hillary Duff? 18:35 Speaker 1 I've never once in my life ever said the name Hillary Duff 18:41 Speaker 1 Today you said you said you said you thought she was hot I 18:45 Speaker 1 Don't ever remember that Germany pull it up. See if I've ever said Hillary Duff ever and she's she's only 39 18:50 Speaker 1 I mean, she's not too old for you 18:53 Speaker 1 Doesn't she look like Amber Heard Cross with all those other girls we're talking about? 18:58 Speaker 1 Maybe a little bit speaking of hot chicks you see my list are a student new peloton commercial 19:02 Speaker 1 It's got long hair again. She put like a little bit of weight back on she's not like skin and bones and shaved head 19:07 Speaker 1 I think she's often drugs or what not she looks really good right now. I don't think she's I don't think she's pretty 19:12 Speaker 1 You know like my least I was pretty hot. I don't I've always thought she was kind of weird man 19:16 Speaker 1 And like she has like weird tattoos. 19:18 Speaker 1 She's got really weird arms. 19:20 Speaker 1 She's got really big eyeballs. 19:22 Speaker 1 She's her voice is terrible. 19:24 Speaker 1 Not singing. 19:25 Speaker 1 I like her singing voice, but she talks like this. 19:28 Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm just so happy to be a part of the music 19:31 Speaker 1 world and be in this industry. 19:33 Speaker 1 You know. 19:34 Speaker 1 And she got that from Billy Ray Cyrus smoking a lot of cigarettes 19:35 Speaker 1 with her in the car back in the day, probably. 19:37 Speaker 1 But Greenland was named by the Norse explorer, 19:39 Speaker 1 Eric the Red in the late 10th century after he was banished 19:42 Speaker 1 from Iceland for a band slaughter. 19:44 Speaker 1 So he went over there named it Greenland. It's sound appalling and attract other sellers said lures even though much of the land was covered in ice 19:51 Speaker 1 So yeah Vikings 19:53 Speaker 1 I don't really did it to scare them or trick them. I think he did it. Oh, you're saying trick them so they would come there and try to live 20:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, or he could kill him once they got there. I don't know exactly 20:02 Speaker 1 I think that's your little twist on his I think you're perverting it. I think he did it to try to get more people to buy real estate 20:08 Speaker 1 You know 20:10 Speaker 1 did he kill 20:12 Speaker 1 Seth Lers. I mean, I'm sure he killed some settlers, but not everybody went to Greenland died of his hand. 20:20 Speaker 1 Oh, it's searching. Oh, he started their leader. So he's like, he was like, John, what's the 20:27 Speaker 1 Mormon guy who was making fun of? John Smith. John Smith. Look at that. No matching episodes for 20:32 Speaker 1 Hillary Duff. I've been said on this show ever. Not even by me. Today. That's it. Wait, you're 20:39 Speaker 1 telling me what are we almost 400 episodes in this is the first time this is 20:43 Speaker 1 400 I think so if I did my math right are you kidding me this is our 400 episode 20:48 Speaker 1 yeah we never said Hillary Duff not fucking once dude and we set it on our 20:52 Speaker 1 400th congratulations Hillary and she's almost 40 right she's 39 I don't really 20:58 Speaker 1 know how that translates it was just real close no of course that's funny all 21:04 Speaker 1 right well Hillary Duff we're gonna say it is many times we came up the rest 21:07 Speaker 1 this episode just so we can get those numbers up for. 21:10 Speaker 1 We need to get it to 30. 21:11 Speaker 1 Do you think we say 400 times in this episode? 21:14 Speaker 1 But Hillary Duff. 21:15 Speaker 1 Just Hillary Duff. 21:16 Speaker 1 Hillary Duff. 21:17 Speaker 1 Hillary Duff. 21:18 Speaker 1 I think we can say Hillary Duff 39 times for her. 21:20 Speaker 1 We're popping her for her birthday. 21:22 Speaker 1 We're close. 21:22 Speaker 1 I don't think she's our age. 21:25 Speaker 1 I'm age. 21:26 Speaker 1 I'm old. 21:27 Speaker 1 Why would he say our aides? 21:28 Speaker 1 Like we're all the same age. 21:29 Speaker 1 That's the dumbest thing. 21:31 Speaker 1 He's like, y'all. 21:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:33 Speaker 1 She's all right, man. 21:34 Speaker 1 She's all right. 21:35 Speaker 1 I think I think we have what? 21:36 Speaker 1 20 years difference between all three of us got it. Oh, yeah. I don't know how 21:39 Speaker 1 Germany is. I know you're what? 45. I'm 47. I'm gonna say Germany's probably 21:45 Speaker 1 around 50. And then, yeah, I'd say he's 50. And then marks 62. You're 27. Tara 22:00 Speaker 1 dude, I have no idea how old Tara is. Am I 27 or am I 26? I can't remember. I 22:03 Speaker 1 It was born February 99. 22:07 Speaker 1 You think that. 22:08 Speaker 1 Oh, you're 28. 22:09 Speaker 1 I need you to 28 this year. 22:11 Speaker 1 That's not possible. 22:11 Speaker 1 It was February is at the beginning of the year. 22:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're almost at the end of the year. 22:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, February is next year. 22:19 Speaker 1 We had a February this year. 22:21 Speaker 1 I turned 27 on that one. 22:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, because it's 26 plus one. 22:23 Speaker 1 So I'm 27. 22:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, say look at that. 22:25 Speaker 1 I just said you were 27. 22:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, but then you're like, you're going to be 28 this year. 22:29 Speaker 1 That's not possible. 22:30 Speaker 1 We already had February. 22:31 Speaker 1 I said 27. 22:32 Speaker 1 I pull it up. I don't think I don't know. Let's check that one tomorrow. 27. Okay. Good. Good enough. Good enough. Hey, we're in segue into this. You're running out of time. Oh fuck. Yeah, I don't even know what's going on right now. Are we both hi? I plug it hit me up in two days. So I'm thinking I'm not high. It's the problem. 22:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got to connect my phone to Bluetooth and Chuck, you explain what's going on here. 22:56 Speaker 1 All right. 22:57 Speaker 1 So if you guys listened to yesterday's episode, we had a conversation about things that happened 23:00 Speaker 1 in your life, or if you witnessed things that cannot be explained. 23:04 Speaker 1 There's just no explanation for them. 23:07 Speaker 1 The situation that we were discussing was my brother-in-law had taken his steps on, her 23:14 Speaker 1 son, yeah, steps on to a Baltimore Ravens game. 23:18 Speaker 1 And when he went, he randomly got tickets online. 23:21 Speaker 1 They went to the game. 23:22 Speaker 1 He sent pictures back to the mom who compared the pictures of the time that Ryan took them 23:29 Speaker 1 and their deceased father took them. 23:31 Speaker 1 And she was like, dude, these seats look really, really close. 23:34 Speaker 1 So she pulled, she went into some research. 23:36 Speaker 1 She pulled the seats. 23:37 Speaker 1 And sure enough, completely by happenstance, they had purchased, Ryan had purchased the 23:42 Speaker 1 the exact two seats that the deceased father had purchased 23:47 Speaker 1 and taken the same child to. 23:49 Speaker 1 So it was like this big like, you know, 23:50 Speaker 1 it's divine intervention at work here. 23:52 Speaker 1 Like why do these things happen? 23:53 Speaker 1 So we talked about it on yesterday's episode 23:55 Speaker 1 and we told everybody like, 23:56 Speaker 1 hey, if you have a story that cannot be explained 23:59 Speaker 1 because me and Brandon are gonna try to, I promise you, 24:01 Speaker 1 as soon as you tell us your story, 24:02 Speaker 1 we're gonna try to figure like, 24:03 Speaker 1 okay, this is what happened or this is why it happened. 24:06 Speaker 1 And we're gonna ask questions. 24:08 Speaker 1 Call us, email us, message us, hit the website, 24:11 Speaker 1 call the number Brandon. 24:12 Speaker 1 404-890-0005, put a lot of zero, so you two can remember. 24:17 Speaker 1 And we'll give you a call and we're going to talk about it on the show. 24:19 Speaker 1 So right now we're going to call somebody, his name's Alex. 24:23 Speaker 1 I don't think we should say his last name, just because I don't know if it's even right 24:27 Speaker 1 because it's on social media. 24:29 Speaker 1 So we'll call him and let him get into his story. 24:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll give him a call and say, I get terror at my camera, fuck today, or my USB 24:35 Speaker 1 C ports. 24:36 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 24:37 Speaker 1 Something's fucked though. 24:38 Speaker 1 I'm using my front facing camera which sucks ass 24:42 Speaker 1 Jose over here's like you guys never guess my age like how he just wants us to throw out a fucking number 24:46 Speaker 1 I don't that's because he's because he's freaking from Venezuela 24:48 Speaker 1 So what do they say about brown people like brown don't go down or something? 24:52 Speaker 1 He's probably like a hundred and forty five or something 24:55 Speaker 1 He just keeps like harvests in organs from like a bunch of little Venezuela's like that house of the scorpion 24:58 Speaker 1 I was talking about I'd say Jose's 25:02 Speaker 1 53 I'd say him in Germany or the same age what Jeremy just said he's forty five. Oh my god 25:07 Speaker 1 is he really 46. Yeah, look at that. Oh, that's right. All right. Well, sorry, buddy. 25:13 Speaker 1 That's only seven years off, but, but, but Jose, I suppose he's definitely 50 in his 25:17 Speaker 1 50s. Oh, okay. All right. Um, dancing bananas. How old is this? All right, here we go. Give 25:24 Speaker 1 it a call. Why are you meeting? Yeah, talk. I had sniffle, dude. Oh, yo. Hey, Alex. 25:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, what's up, man? 25:42 Speaker 1 Hey, Brandon told me I have to talk because I'm the one who got the message from you and 25:45 Speaker 1 I was trying to sniffle and I had you muted. 25:48 Speaker 1 But hey, man, thanks for giving us your number and reaching out about the story that you're 25:53 Speaker 1 going to tell. 25:54 Speaker 1 I was trying to explain it to Brandon. 25:56 Speaker 1 I know that when you sent the message to me, you're like, hey, dude, I can tell you the 25:59 Speaker 1 whole story. 26:01 Speaker 1 And then we can talk about it on the show. 26:02 Speaker 1 And I said, no, let's do it on the show. 26:05 Speaker 1 I think that'd be a lot cooler just because I really do like to genuinely have my questions 26:09 Speaker 1 and be surprised. So Brandon, if you wouldn't mind Alex, just give Brandon a kind of a background 26:16 Speaker 1 here on what I already know. 26:18 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I didn't really tell you too much, but so basically, this is because I was listening 26:26 Speaker 1 to you all this morning about the, you know, the Baltimore game and kind of that crazy one 26:32 Speaker 1 in a million coincidence, I think. 26:36 Speaker 1 It's very similar to that, but I don't think I can just give you a summary. 26:40 Speaker 1 I'm going to have to kind of give you all the context from beginning to end. 26:44 Speaker 1 We got time. 26:46 Speaker 1 So that you'll, you know, kind of understand, but if you want, I'll just go 26:51 Speaker 1 ahead and get started. 26:52 Speaker 1 Fire away, brother. 26:54 Speaker 1 All right. 26:55 Speaker 1 So this happened. 26:57 Speaker 1 I want to say it was October 2022. 27:01 Speaker 1 So to set it up, my best friend was getting married in Scottsville, Arizona. 27:10 Speaker 1 It was at the Four Seasons Hotel, so it was like pretty pricey, if you know what I mean. 27:16 Speaker 1 I had already booked all this stuff, flight, all that good stuff. 27:23 Speaker 1 Four days before the wedding, I get a phone call from my roommate and she's frantic, she's 27:30 Speaker 1 crying, screaming, I can't understand anything she's saying. 27:33 Speaker 1 And the only thing I could understand 27:36 Speaker 1 is that my dog got hit by a car, and she wasn't doing good, 27:40 Speaker 1 and I needed to come home. 27:42 Speaker 1 So I work in Atlanta. 27:44 Speaker 1 I probably drove 100 miles an hour 27:46 Speaker 1 all the way back to Noonan. 27:49 Speaker 1 I get back to Noonan, I get to dogwood. 27:51 Speaker 1 My dog's there. 27:52 Speaker 1 She's stable, but she's got a broken pelvis, 27:56 Speaker 1 and three broken arms and a little bit ahead trauma. 28:01 Speaker 1 So basically the doctors are like, 28:04 Speaker 1 there's not much we can do, you know, 28:06 Speaker 1 either you're gonna have to send her to a specialist 28:09 Speaker 1 or you know, we're gonna have to go the other route 28:12 Speaker 1 of putting her down. 28:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like, you know, fuck that, I'm not doing that. 28:16 Speaker 1 That's my baby. 28:18 Speaker 1 We're gonna try and find a specialist. 28:21 Speaker 1 So pretty much I get in contact with Blue Pearl, 28:26 Speaker 1 University of Georgia, Auburn, all three of those universities, and within a day I get a call back from Auburn. 28:34 Speaker 1 So that's the next move. I go get my baby. We get down to Auburn. I go ahead and get her checked in. 28:42 Speaker 1 Basically staying in a hotel down there. Mind you, this wedding is in three days at this point. 28:49 Speaker 1 And I'm basically thinking, all right, you know, I'm going to have to cancel. 28:55 Speaker 1 I'm just going to, you know, shit out of luck on the money, the flight and all that. 29:00 Speaker 1 So here's what it is. 29:02 Speaker 1 Well, the specialist, all burn is like, no, just go to the wedding. 29:09 Speaker 1 You're going to be fine. 29:10 Speaker 1 She's not going anywhere. 29:12 Speaker 1 You know, we're going to be taking care of her. 29:14 Speaker 1 She's under 24-hour care. 29:15 Speaker 1 You're not gonna have to worry one bit about her. 29:18 Speaker 1 And the doctor is like, I will call you three, four times a day. 29:24 Speaker 1 I'll give you a date. 29:25 Speaker 1 You don't have to worry about nothing. 29:28 Speaker 1 Just go have fun. 29:29 Speaker 1 All right. 29:30 Speaker 1 So that's the beginning. 29:34 Speaker 1 So let's fast forward. 29:35 Speaker 1 This is the day after the wedding. 29:39 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like a reunion at this wedding. 29:43 Speaker 1 I used to live in Aspen, Colorado, 29:45 Speaker 1 and this was like all my friends from Colorado. 29:47 Speaker 1 So everybody's at this wedding. 29:50 Speaker 1 So I decided I was gonna stay next to day after the wedding. 29:55 Speaker 1 Just hang out with friends and whatnot. 29:59 Speaker 1 So the next day, me and my buddy Dee, 30:03 Speaker 1 it's Sunday, we're looking for a bar 30:06 Speaker 1 to watch the Falcon King, 30:07 Speaker 1 because we're in Arizona, it's not really, 30:11 Speaker 1 They don't they don't play it on box or whatever on their local channel. So we're trying to find a bar 30:16 Speaker 1 I probably called I don't know six to eight different places in Scottsdale trying to find anybody that would have this bathroom 30:24 Speaker 1 came off 30:25 Speaker 1 So we call we call we finally found this one bar that was 30:32 Speaker 1 Kind of kind of similar to like a taco Mac 30:35 Speaker 1 You know, they've got like flat screens in the booth all that good stuff. So 30:40 Speaker 1 So we end up driving 30 minutes out of the way from our hotel to get to this bar to watch 30:46 Speaker 1 the game. 30:48 Speaker 1 Now when we pull up in the bar, I get a phone call from the surgeon, the lady that I've been 30:56 Speaker 1 talking to for the last four days now. 30:59 Speaker 1 I get a call from her, she says, all right, Dick's used about to go into surgery. 31:06 Speaker 1 know it's basically telling me like this is a really sketchy surgery due to the 31:11 Speaker 1 tell this they were having to work around her spine and so she said look I just 31:16 Speaker 1 want you to be aware you know this could be something that you know you 31:20 Speaker 1 might get a bad call from me here in a little while but I don't want you to worry 31:24 Speaker 1 I just want you to know like she's in good hands blah blah blah so I'm trying 31:30 Speaker 1 to keep all this out of my head just trying to do it again me and my buddy 31:34 Speaker 1 Gee, we're sitting in a booth. 31:36 Speaker 1 And I noticed that there was a guy sitting at the bar. 31:42 Speaker 1 And every time I would look that direction, 31:46 Speaker 1 he was kind of like making eye contact with me. 31:48 Speaker 1 But as soon as I would like look at him, 31:51 Speaker 1 he'd look away, type deal. 31:53 Speaker 1 Maybe like a nervous gay guy. 31:55 Speaker 1 That's what I was thinking. 31:56 Speaker 1 Like Brandon and the bar all alone. 31:59 Speaker 1 That's what Brandon would do. 32:01 Speaker 1 Yes, exactly. 32:02 Speaker 1 Yes. 32:03 Speaker 1 Oh, so I'm like, what is up with this guy? 32:07 Speaker 1 And he even said something to my friend. 32:08 Speaker 1 I'm like, every time I look over there, 32:10 Speaker 1 I see this guy and he's kind of like, 32:12 Speaker 1 he's looking at me, but as soon as I look at him, 32:15 Speaker 1 he looks away. 32:16 Speaker 1 Anyway, like maybe 20 minutes goes by. 32:19 Speaker 1 And this guy walks past our table going towards the bathroom. 32:24 Speaker 1 He doesn't say anything. 32:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, that's, I told him I was gonna go, 32:27 Speaker 1 yeah, that's the guy. 32:28 Speaker 1 He keeps looking at me. 32:29 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 32:30 Speaker 1 Anyway, so he comes out of the bathroom and what do you know? 32:34 Speaker 1 He walks up to my table and I'm wearing a brave hat. 32:39 Speaker 1 So he walks over the table and he goes, 32:42 Speaker 1 hey, I noticed you got a brave hat on. 32:46 Speaker 1 He's like, you don't see many of those around here. 32:48 Speaker 1 He goes, yeah, me and my wife were actually 32:52 Speaker 1 were really big braids fans. 32:54 Speaker 1 You know, like we went to the World Series last year. 32:56 Speaker 1 We had great feet, blah, blah, blah. 32:59 Speaker 1 And we ended up like talking to this guy for a minute. 33:03 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, how are you a brave fan 33:08 Speaker 1 all the way out here in Arizona? 33:10 Speaker 1 Well, he looked at me and he says, well, 33:11 Speaker 1 I live in Auburn, me and my wife's too. 33:14 Speaker 1 And I'm out here on a convention or whatever. 33:19 Speaker 1 I said, wow, that's crazy. 33:21 Speaker 1 I actually was in Auburn about two days ago 33:26 Speaker 1 before I came out here for a wedding. 33:28 Speaker 1 He said, oh, that's cool. 33:29 Speaker 1 That's cool. 33:30 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, unfortunately, 33:31 Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't good for some cancers. 33:33 Speaker 1 I was like, I had to take my dog to the clinic there at Auburn. 33:37 Speaker 1 And I shit you not. 33:38 Speaker 1 The next word that I was mouth were is your dog's name, Dixie. 33:45 Speaker 1 And I looked at this guy. 33:46 Speaker 1 I look at my friend, and I'm like, how could this guy possibly 33:51 Speaker 1 know my dog's name? 33:53 Speaker 1 He pulls out his phone, and he starts 33:56 Speaker 1 showing you pictures of my dog on your phone. 34:01 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what the fuck, bro? 34:04 Speaker 1 I'm like, how is it? 34:07 Speaker 1 And he says, I've heard a lot about your dog. 34:12 Speaker 1 I think my wife is your dog's surgeon. 34:15 Speaker 1 And she's doing surgery on her right now, isn't she? 34:18 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah. 34:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 34:21 Speaker 1 How in the fuck? 34:25 Speaker 1 And he goes, he goes, yeah, he's like, 34:27 Speaker 1 as soon as you said you had a pit bull 34:31 Speaker 1 that you dropped off with a broken pelvis, 34:33 Speaker 1 you said, yeah, I've been talking to my wife 34:35 Speaker 1 all week about your dog. 34:37 Speaker 1 I've seen the pictures and she's like completely upset 34:40 Speaker 1 about it because she's like really worried, 34:42 Speaker 1 like your dog won't make it. 34:43 Speaker 1 And I'm like, bro. 34:46 Speaker 1 So anyway, we end up saying, I ended up talking to this guy. 34:51 Speaker 1 So we decided we're gonna fuck with her. 34:55 Speaker 1 Because she said she was going to call me as soon as the surgery was over. 35:00 Speaker 1 So yeah, she finally called and I let her husband answer the phone. 35:10 Speaker 1 And she's sitting there talking to him. 35:13 Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't mean to call you. 35:14 Speaker 1 Sorry. 35:15 Speaker 1 I'm trying to call one of the patients or whatever you want to call me, whatever I would 35:23 Speaker 1 be a client. But anyway, yeah, we talked with her a little bit, but that's the story pretty 35:32 Speaker 1 much in just that, I mean, I'm like 2,000 miles away from home, my dog's going to be 35:39 Speaker 1 surgery. And this random man comes walking up to my table out of nowhere just to happen 35:46 Speaker 1 the husband of the person doing surgery on my dog right then and there. 35:52 Speaker 1 Yeah dude. And that's like more or less than you know the country and you see somebody like 35:59 Speaker 1 at a grocery store and you're like did I grow, did I go to elementary school with you? 36:04 Speaker 1 Like it's a small world that's crazy. So did your dog survive the surgery? 36:09 Speaker 1 She did. 36:11 Speaker 1 And she lived until actually passed away at the beginning of this year. 36:18 Speaker 1 Completely unrelated to the accident. 36:21 Speaker 1 But yeah, she, I got another probably four years out of her. 36:26 Speaker 1 One of the best I've ever had. 36:29 Speaker 1 I mean, that's absolutely insane. 36:32 Speaker 1 I had a personal hatred for Auburn. 36:34 Speaker 1 I think that's why I started hating them because every time we take our horses there, 36:38 Speaker 1 My parents would take him. 36:39 Speaker 1 The horses never came home. 36:40 Speaker 1 I just thought they were just killing the horses 36:41 Speaker 1 when they got there. 36:42 Speaker 1 I was like, what the fuck's going on over here? 36:44 Speaker 1 But so when it's through like the university like this, 36:47 Speaker 1 is this something that you've got to pay for? 36:49 Speaker 1 Or is this something that they're just like, 36:51 Speaker 1 hey, we're just, you know, we're learning. 36:52 Speaker 1 We need animals to work on. 36:53 Speaker 1 How does that work? 36:54 Speaker 1 We actually take them there. 36:56 Speaker 1 So no, you do have to pay it like a million times cheaper 37:01 Speaker 1 those than if you were to take them for like blue pearl. 37:04 Speaker 1 Like, Blue Pearl is like an actual specialty facility. 37:10 Speaker 1 Those are all like completely trained that, you know, they've, you know, they've done 37:15 Speaker 1 their residencies and all that stuff. 37:17 Speaker 1 They're way past all that. 37:19 Speaker 1 So the Auburn. 37:20 Speaker 1 Right. 37:21 Speaker 1 Because, yeah, because Auburn is a state funded school, I guess you get somewhat of 37:26 Speaker 1 a discount. 37:29 Speaker 1 I was quoted $22,000 from Blue Pearl and I ended up paying right around nine, five at 37:40 Speaker 1 Auburn. 37:41 Speaker 1 Damn, you fixed four legs and a pelvis. 37:43 Speaker 1 That seems pretty like a good deal, I'd say. 37:45 Speaker 1 How big was this dog? 37:46 Speaker 1 Hey, it was a pit bull. 37:49 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 37:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 37:51 Speaker 1 So a little bigger of a dog, I would guess. 37:53 Speaker 1 I think the main cost though is the 24 hour overnight care because she ended up being 38:00 Speaker 1 there for about three weeks total. 38:05 Speaker 1 After surgery she had about two weeks where she was there still having to do recovery 38:09 Speaker 1 and rehab. 38:10 Speaker 1 I think that's where they really got me. 38:15 Speaker 1 I mean I got to address the elephant in the room here with you and Brandon's little conversation. 38:20 Speaker 1 and you just said 9500 seems like a good deal. Have you you would spend $9500 to save a dog? 38:27 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, if you think about it, you know, you get a you get to stay somewhere for three weeks, 38:31 Speaker 1 they're feeding you, taking care of you, and you got your it. Alex said three broken arms, 38:36 Speaker 1 which really flew me off the beginning. That's how they only had legs. So I was very confused, but 38:39 Speaker 1 but yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Three three things they walk on. Yeah, there we go. 38:46 Speaker 1 But I mean, if you think about it, you got three legs that are, I mean, for the three 38:50 Speaker 1 weeks you're staying there, that's what $3,000 probably at least, you know, if you go to a 38:53 Speaker 1 nice hotel on the beach somewhere like that and you got someone take care, like a resort or something. 38:58 Speaker 1 And then you've got the actual surgery cost. I mean, like when I broke my leg, that bitch was 39:01 Speaker 1 like, it's supposed to be like a quarter million dollars. Stop, stop, stop, 39:05 Speaker 1 kind of compare a human to a dog. Okay, you're like, if it's beach, you know, I mean, it's a dog. 39:11 Speaker 1 Okay. So Alex, I got to ask because you spent $9,500 on this, in the lifetime that you had the 39:16 Speaker 1 animal and maybe you had another animal that you spent more. What's the most money you've ever 39:21 Speaker 1 ported to an animal in its life? 39:24 Speaker 1 Oh, that was it. That was the... 39:28 Speaker 1 That was the one. 39:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I had her since she was probably six or seven weeks old. It was one of my first 39:38 Speaker 1 dogs that was really my dog. That dog had been with me through some shitty breakup. 39:46 Speaker 1 just a lot of things. The dog was more sentimental than anything to me. And yeah, I 39:54 Speaker 1 mean I wasn't gonna let her go out like that. And you know, not bragging, but I 40:00 Speaker 1 made pretty decent money. You know, money, you just make it back and fun. Yeah, I know, 40:07 Speaker 1 I totally understand that. But the with the, so the dog meaning this much to you 40:14 Speaker 1 I mean, it died earlier this year. 40:15 Speaker 1 What did you do with the, you got like the remains in your house? 40:17 Speaker 1 Or did you make like some banana bread out of her and like give it to your friends? 40:19 Speaker 1 If I know her. 40:20 Speaker 1 No, she, she, she's buried in my backyard. 40:24 Speaker 1 She's got a little, a little grave with a headstone and, and, uh, yeah, she'll, she'll 40:30 Speaker 1 be there. 40:31 Speaker 1 Chuck said the most he would ever spend to save a dollar is $250. 40:34 Speaker 1 That's, that's like one vet bill. 40:37 Speaker 1 You just stuck a visit. 40:39 Speaker 1 You know what, Alex? 40:40 Speaker 1 The worst thing that we've ever done on this show is have a live chat going at the same time we're talking to somebody because I wasn't going to share that 40:48 Speaker 1 With because I didn't want you to judge me, but now that Brandon threw me under the bus. I'm just gonna say this. Okay. I 40:55 Speaker 1 Love animals. I do. I love animals. Okay 40:59 Speaker 1 If if my dog which I've had dogs that have done things that you know eight eight eight eight eight one of those ball pit balls 41:06 Speaker 1 and it co-op is inside and I went to the vet and I said, 41:09 Speaker 1 how much is it gonna be to fix them? 41:12 Speaker 1 And they said, let me talk to the vet. 41:14 Speaker 1 And I said, I'm just telling you right now, 41:16 Speaker 1 if it's over $250, I'm walking out the door. 41:18 Speaker 1 It's my best. 41:19 Speaker 1 And it was a puppy. 41:20 Speaker 1 And the lady goes, you're gonna leave, you'll die. 41:23 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, I'll give them the best life I can 41:25 Speaker 1 over the next 24 hours, but I'm not spending 41:28 Speaker 1 that kind of money. 41:29 Speaker 1 So I don't think that's, but Brandon, 41:30 Speaker 1 I don't think that's abnormal. 41:31 Speaker 1 I think a lot of people, like, they feel the same way I do 41:34 Speaker 1 that at the end of the day, you have to look at. 41:37 Speaker 1 Like Alex said, he was making good enough money 41:39 Speaker 1 that he's like, okay, it's worth it 41:40 Speaker 1 because he loves this dog and he wants to spin it that way. 41:43 Speaker 1 I'm not that guy. 41:44 Speaker 1 I mean, my dog knows he's gotta be careful. 41:47 Speaker 1 Okay, he got something stupid, he gone. 41:49 Speaker 1 Okay, he could get a common cold 41:50 Speaker 1 and he's probably gonna pass away. 41:52 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 41:54 Speaker 1 What would you spin, Brandon? 41:55 Speaker 1 You don't even like dogs. 41:56 Speaker 1 Oh, I like dogs, but like I said, 41:58 Speaker 1 all our, you know, the best medicine for a dog 42:00 Speaker 1 is just having the outside dogs 24-7. 42:02 Speaker 1 Every dog we've had has lived at like 12, 13, 14 years. 42:06 Speaker 1 And I think that they rarely ever go to the park. 42:08 Speaker 1 Usually go when we get them with a puppy, 42:09 Speaker 1 they get their shots and they never go again. 42:11 Speaker 1 But normally, I've always argued that. 42:13 Speaker 1 I think outside dogs are happier. 42:16 Speaker 1 I think they live a better life 42:17 Speaker 1 because they're just like kind of in their environment. 42:18 Speaker 1 But I also understand that people love having inside dogs 42:21 Speaker 1 and they love, you know, they're a big part. 42:24 Speaker 1 For me, a dog's grown up. 42:26 Speaker 1 We're more just a companion on the farm for the most part. 42:29 Speaker 1 I loved them, I played with them. 42:30 Speaker 1 I'd fall down, they'd like marinate me 42:31 Speaker 1 and everything they lick me and get me ready to eat 42:33 Speaker 1 or something like that. 42:34 Speaker 1 I don't know what to do. 42:35 Speaker 1 But marinate me. 42:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 42:40 Speaker 1 So marinate him with their hands and arms. 42:43 Speaker 1 They'd push me down and they'd start licking me all over 42:45 Speaker 1 my dad. 42:45 Speaker 1 So they're marinating the boy. 42:47 Speaker 1 So I do know a lot of people that spend a lot of money 42:50 Speaker 1 on dogs. 42:51 Speaker 1 It's just different people, different strokes 42:54 Speaker 1 for different folks is what they say. 42:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it has a lot to do with me not having kids. 43:00 Speaker 1 So it's, you know, they're kind of my kids at this point. 43:05 Speaker 1 You know, are you married or anything? 43:08 Speaker 1 No, no. 43:10 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing you got another dog. 43:12 Speaker 1 What time did you end up getting? 43:14 Speaker 1 Well, I still have one of the same dogs that I had 43:18 Speaker 1 when that happened. 43:19 Speaker 1 He's like a mutt mutt, but he's like the best mutt. 43:23 Speaker 1 Nice. 43:24 Speaker 1 He's like, his name is Sprig. 43:28 Speaker 1 And you would understand why his name is that 43:30 Speaker 1 you saw him. He was like really 43:31 Speaker 1 wiry long hair. And he kind of 43:35 Speaker 1 yeah, he looks like a spring. I 43:37 Speaker 1 don't know. 43:40 Speaker 1 Well, we really appreciate it, 43:42 Speaker 1 man. Thank you for calling and 43:43 Speaker 1 give us that story. That is wild 43:44 Speaker 1 that you actually ran into that 43:45 Speaker 1 guy all the way in Arizona and 43:47 Speaker 1 that he actually approached you. 43:48 Speaker 1 And I know I know for a fact, 43:50 Speaker 1 for a minute, you thought he was 43:51 Speaker 1 trying to help out. Well, she 43:52 Speaker 1 makes it even better. Did you ever 43:54 Speaker 1 tell him that you thought he was 43:55 Speaker 1 there? 43:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I did say something to him. 43:59 Speaker 1 I was like, cause I told him I was like, dude, 44:02 Speaker 1 I kept seeing you look at me from across the way. 44:04 Speaker 1 I didn't know what that was about. 44:06 Speaker 1 And it was only because I was wearing a braids hat. 44:10 Speaker 1 That's funny. 44:11 Speaker 1 Aren't you glad when you walked up, 44:13 Speaker 1 you weren't like, yes, I'll go back with you. 44:14 Speaker 1 You know, he's like, what? 44:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:17 Speaker 1 Last question before we get out of here. 44:19 Speaker 1 Do you remember what the score was 44:20 Speaker 1 on the Falcons game that day? 44:22 Speaker 1 We lost to the Panthers. 44:24 Speaker 1 I don't remember the score, 44:25 Speaker 1 but I know we lost to the fucking Panthers. 44:28 Speaker 1 Don't worry, it still happens, it happened last night. 44:30 Speaker 1 So it's going to keep happening. 44:31 Speaker 1 But we're like, I get with Pennix. 44:33 Speaker 1 So hopefully he can get the ball rolling. 44:34 Speaker 1 But Alex, really appreciate the call, man. 44:36 Speaker 1 It's pretty insane. 44:37 Speaker 1 You meet someone 2,000 miles away in a random city. 44:40 Speaker 1 And his wife just happens to be taking care of your dog 44:42 Speaker 1 and saving his life. 44:42 Speaker 1 So that's really, really crazy, man. 44:45 Speaker 1 We appreciate you listening. 44:46 Speaker 1 Hope you have a good life with your dogs. 44:48 Speaker 1 So yeah, appreciate it, guys. 44:50 Speaker 1 Yep, see you man. 44:51 Speaker 1 Take care, buddy. 44:51 Speaker 1 All right. 44:52 Speaker 1 Later. 44:54 Speaker 1 See, Brandon, this is one of the ones that I'm talking about. 44:56 Speaker 1 This doesn't really make me to believe in divine intervention or like it's a religious thing, but when it comes to odds 45:03 Speaker 1 The odds on that are crazier than the odds on the Ravens game. I think 45:12 Speaker 1 I'm telling you dude. I'm telling you the chances of you sitting in the same two seats and a you know 70,000 seat stadium twice 45:20 Speaker 1 Probably way lower than you 45:22 Speaker 1 randomly being in a bar 45:24 Speaker 1 are 2000 miles away and you don't even, 45:29 Speaker 1 like the person just comes up and talks to you. 45:30 Speaker 1 Like what are the odds of you when somebody 45:32 Speaker 1 coming up and talking to you? 45:33 Speaker 1 Like when you wear a Falcon's hat or I wear, 45:35 Speaker 1 if I wear an Orioles hat and I'm in another state, 45:38 Speaker 1 people don't normally walk up and be like, 45:41 Speaker 1 hey man, are you from Baltimore? 45:42 Speaker 1 You know? 45:43 Speaker 1 So I just think that's the odds, 45:45 Speaker 1 that's one of those things. 45:46 Speaker 1 Like I don't think any of us really understand 45:48 Speaker 1 why those things happen, but I think they're kind 45:51 Speaker 1 of predetermined to happen. 45:52 Speaker 1 I think that that meeting was meant to happen. 45:54 Speaker 1 But yeah, but I would say the odds of that are a lot higher, 45:59 Speaker 1 or a lot lower, odds of the happening are lower, 46:03 Speaker 1 I guess it would be than the baseball scenario 46:06 Speaker 1 because the game scenario, 46:07 Speaker 1 only because for the fact is, 46:08 Speaker 1 I guess if you're buying two tickets, 46:11 Speaker 1 I mean, at that point you've got a 35,000, 46:14 Speaker 1 you cut your odds in half, right? 46:15 Speaker 1 You got two, so that means you're together. 46:16 Speaker 1 So your 35,000 seat options are now two seats together. 46:20 Speaker 1 I mean, they're both pretty pretty insane for it to happen. I think this one 46:23 Speaker 1 I would say is a little more wilder because obviously Ryan and you know his steps on 46:29 Speaker 1 They go to a lot of games more likely this guy's probably went to Arizona one time for a 46:33 Speaker 1 Not that was their only game. They've ever been to yeah, but Ryan goes to a lot, doesn't he? Your Ryan does 46:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, but uh, no, it's pretty crazy. That's pretty wild. So 46:42 Speaker 1 We're gonna see a SPCA with Rex on it. Yeah, look at that. They're freaking throwing me on the bus 46:47 Speaker 1 You guys don't act like you would pay more. Anybody that's listening to this that has any like honesty with themselves in their heart is not gonna 46:55 Speaker 1 spend eighty nine hundred dollars and this dude's talking about twenty two thousand dollars. That's that's absolutely 47:02 Speaker 1 Criminal that anybody would spend that and you're talking about all wall, you know truck surgeries cost a lot of money. They're veterinarians 47:09 Speaker 1 Okay, don't don't call yourself doctor. Okay. I could do that job 47:13 Speaker 1 Like if you if you put me in a vet office and gave me three weeks of OJT 47:17 Speaker 1 I'm doing open-heart surgery, dude. Like it's it's animals. We dice we dissected 47:23 Speaker 1 Throgs and kindergarten. I mean, it's not hard. They're just animals 47:27 Speaker 1 I think they're a little different than mammals, but you give it a shot. All right next time rest it hurts 47:31 Speaker 1 You start doing surgery on them. See how it goes 47:34 Speaker 1 You know what if I had enough of what stuff that knocks you out 47:37 Speaker 1 Nitro Soxide no anesthesia 47:39 Speaker 1 anesthesia. 47:40 Speaker 1 And it's heroin. 47:43 Speaker 1 No, like if I had enough anesthesia, if I had enough anesthesia and it was something like 47:50 Speaker 1 if Rex tore his Achilles, I would totally if I could put him to like get him to like 47:55 Speaker 1 not feel pain, I would cut him open and try it. 47:58 Speaker 1 It can't be hard, dude. 47:59 Speaker 1 You take you take the tenon, you just sew it back to the other one. 48:02 Speaker 1 Well right there, you said I don't know if I have enough fucking anesthesia. 48:06 Speaker 1 I think you use very fucking little on a dog, probably like the sides of a fucking Adam, 48:10 Speaker 1 a bag of IV fluid. 48:12 Speaker 1 Like I don't think you use a whole lot. 48:13 Speaker 1 Okay, an anesthesiologist at a vet probably has more training than the vet. 48:19 Speaker 1 All right, that's what I'm saying. 48:21 Speaker 1 That's, it's not that hard. 48:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 48:24 Speaker 1 But yeah, by say the only time, whenever I said our dogs go to the vet when they're 48:29 Speaker 1 born or we capture them, and then they go when they die, you know, the dogs go in and I always 48:35 Speaker 1 hold them when they die to. 48:36 Speaker 1 Did you say dogs you take a minute when you capture them? 48:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, capture them or they come up to you, whatever. 48:42 Speaker 1 But I always, I always hold my dog. 48:44 Speaker 1 Wait, what do you mean you capture them? 48:46 Speaker 1 Oh, let's show up and we're like, your ours now. 48:48 Speaker 1 Stay here. 48:48 Speaker 1 That's how you got all your dogs? 48:50 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, they're just wanderers. 48:52 Speaker 1 Now, to show up. 48:53 Speaker 1 I don't think that's what they're called. 48:54 Speaker 1 I think they're called got loose and you stole them. 48:57 Speaker 1 Oh, they were puppies though. 48:59 Speaker 1 They didn't do home anyway. 49:00 Speaker 1 You're gonna go home one day and you're going through 49:01 Speaker 1 your dad's stuff in the garage. 49:03 Speaker 1 You're gonna find a box full of like collars, right? 49:06 Speaker 1 You don't have it. 49:07 Speaker 1 With all of you, okay, whatever. 49:08 Speaker 1 Add it. 49:09 Speaker 1 And you go through it and you're like looking 49:10 Speaker 1 at all the collars and they all have names of dogs 49:12 Speaker 1 you've never seen before. 49:13 Speaker 1 You're like, I just don't want to know. 49:14 Speaker 1 You're like, dad, who's Betsy? 49:15 Speaker 1 He's like, I wouldn't worry about that one. 49:17 Speaker 1 What about Colin? 49:19 Speaker 1 I'm in to burn that box. 49:20 Speaker 1 No worries, I don't know. 49:22 Speaker 1 But I always hold my dogs when they die. 49:24 Speaker 1 You do that also, like when the vet kills them. 49:26 Speaker 1 Do you hold them as they die? 49:28 Speaker 1 So what's weird is I have never had the, 49:33 Speaker 1 I've never had to go through that. 49:35 Speaker 1 I've only had one dog, I had my pug died, gizmo, 49:38 Speaker 1 when I was in Baltimore and he died here at the dog sitter. 49:43 Speaker 1 So that's why I'm scared of Tara. 49:45 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, the one dog sitter, yeah. 49:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, the smoker. 49:49 Speaker 1 And then other than him, yeah, I've never had to hold a dog 49:54 Speaker 1 while it died. 49:56 Speaker 1 I don't know if I, I guess I would, 49:58 Speaker 1 I just don't know if, I don't know. 50:00 Speaker 1 I don't know, you gotta be in the situation 50:02 Speaker 1 to really say I had react. 50:03 Speaker 1 I just hope that I die or hope I die. 50:05 Speaker 1 I hope my dog dies peacefully in his sleep 50:09 Speaker 1 and just laying in his bed, I'll curl up. 50:11 Speaker 1 I always remember my dogs, I'll be holding them 50:13 Speaker 1 and they're like halfway breathing, like half dying. 50:14 Speaker 1 I'm like, all sad and they're like, 50:15 Speaker 1 what's going on, what's happening? 50:17 Speaker 1 And then you hit this fucking doorbell 50:18 Speaker 1 and then the doctor comes up with a shot 50:20 Speaker 1 and then they give him the shot and they die instantly. 50:22 Speaker 1 It's so fucking crazy. 50:23 Speaker 1 Like I'll be petting them 50:23 Speaker 1 and then their skin instantly dies. 50:27 Speaker 1 And like as you're petting, 50:29 Speaker 1 once the shot goes all the way in, 50:30 Speaker 1 you do another pet back and forth 50:32 Speaker 1 And it's just dangerous. 50:34 Speaker 1 Like the skin just immediately dies. 50:36 Speaker 1 I don't know what kind of nasty they put in that shot, 50:38 Speaker 1 but it's pretty fucking rough. 50:39 Speaker 1 Do they pee on you? 50:41 Speaker 1 No, I didn't get peed on. 50:42 Speaker 1 I don't put the lap in my lap. 50:44 Speaker 1 I just like hold it like sad. 50:45 Speaker 1 I've always had big dogs. 50:47 Speaker 1 Do they poop? 50:49 Speaker 1 I'm sure at some point, yeah, they do, 50:50 Speaker 1 but usually they get you out of there before that 50:52 Speaker 1 before we see all that. 50:53 Speaker 1 But yeah, but hopefully I never have to live through it. 50:56 Speaker 1 Oh, it's rough. 50:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just bad. 50:58 Speaker 1 But it's good to get at one of those cries out every now and then. 51:01 Speaker 1 I don't really have a lot to cry about nowadays 51:05 Speaker 1 Manly so it's man. It's okay if you're a dude. What are the three things as a dude you can cry over? 51:11 Speaker 1 Uh, I would say a funeral 51:13 Speaker 1 Uh, if you knew the person really close even though I don't I always hold in all my emotions so the night 51:17 Speaker 1 Uh the night after and then I fall my eyes out normally 51:20 Speaker 1 Um, I guess a really close animal that you got to hold as it dies 51:25 Speaker 1 And then I guess if your child dies 51:28 Speaker 1 Oh my god. Oh, that'd be funeral my bad. My bad. Jesus. Sorry. The third one would be 51:36 Speaker 1 I don't know when you realize you're on your third wedding. No, I'm just kidding. Oh 51:46 Speaker 1 Oh you feel like you're about to oh when you're super fucking hammering you tell God like I'll never drink again if you just 51:53 Speaker 1 I don't know if the young of you're supposed to cry at that moment. 52:01 Speaker 1 I thank you God. 52:02 Speaker 1 You say, thank you for letting me come back from last night. 52:07 Speaker 1 I'll never call Michael Germany again. 52:10 Speaker 1 I promise. 52:11 Speaker 1 What's the third one? 52:13 Speaker 1 The third one is if your team, any team, I don't care if you're, whatever your favorite 52:17 Speaker 1 sport is, if your team makes it to the championship, whether that be. 52:23 Speaker 1 Super Bowl or MLB or whatever and they win. 52:28 Speaker 1 That is, if your team wins that game 52:32 Speaker 1 and you shed a tear, that's okay. 52:34 Speaker 1 That's okay. 52:35 Speaker 1 Now if they lose, I don't feel like it's okay. 52:37 Speaker 1 But if they win, it's okay. 52:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if I've ever had a happy tear. 52:42 Speaker 1 I think they've all been sad for the most part. 52:44 Speaker 1 I've never been like- 52:44 Speaker 1 You've never shed a happy tear. 52:47 Speaker 1 I thought I could think of. 52:48 Speaker 1 Like I said, last time I cried was 52:50 Speaker 1 when my grandma died that night. 52:52 Speaker 1 That was about three years ago. 52:54 Speaker 1 So that was rough. 52:55 Speaker 1 What about the first time you saw a topless woman? 53:00 Speaker 1 I just got hard dick. 53:02 Speaker 1 I'm gonna try about it. 53:05 Speaker 1 I saw a hot chick. 53:06 Speaker 1 I started crying immediately. 53:07 Speaker 1 She ran away. 53:10 Speaker 1 Treks like, Treks like looking at born in his basement. 53:13 Speaker 1 He's just like, 53:14 Speaker 1 Oh, they're so beautiful. 53:15 Speaker 1 Look at that bush. 53:16 Speaker 1 Oh my God, landing strip. 53:18 Speaker 1 What? 53:19 Speaker 1 Thank you, Larry Flint. 53:20 Speaker 1 Thank you. 53:22 Speaker 1 Thank you, playboy. 53:24 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, that was crazy. That was good. I got a lot of people walking around outside. They're all staring at me and everything. Oh, like we got Matthew here, which had Ted. We got Josh. Well, I had him working on the tunnel today. We got them on the fuck a deep son. I'll tell you what, I got to get a video uploaded after we get done here, but it's, uh, it's massively deep. I paid him 20 bucks an hour and we've been here for five hours, digging on the trench and now he's 53:42 Speaker 1 fucking with other shit, but he's unemployed. So he has nothing else to do. So really having another option. Let me see your, uh, your sleeves. 53:48 Speaker 1 You're so disgusting. 53:52 Speaker 1 So you went from digging in the tunnel, like a caveman, straight in here to do this. 53:59 Speaker 1 Well, the original record time was six and then you moved it up 30 minutes. 54:02 Speaker 1 I didn't have time to take a shower. 54:04 Speaker 1 So yes, I am. 54:05 Speaker 1 That's why I'm not wearing my hijab outfit either. 54:07 Speaker 1 And I'm just sitting in here all dirty. 54:09 Speaker 1 It's like, it's like sad to watch because I can't imagine how much you stink and how gross you are. 54:13 Speaker 1 Are you going to said it? Happy tier? 54:15 Speaker 1 I only take a shirt off. 54:18 Speaker 1 What are you, what are you eating for? 54:20 Speaker 1 What's going on back there? 54:21 Speaker 1 Oh, I got a whole posse of bikes 54:24 Speaker 1 just rolled up in my front driveway. 54:26 Speaker 1 And they're all going on a bike ride. 54:29 Speaker 1 So they came and got Carter to ride the streets. 54:32 Speaker 1 Oh, and I see him to ride as electric scooters. 54:34 Speaker 1 He's going to be on a pedal bike and everyone else is like, 54:36 Speaker 1 he's going to ride as electric scooters. 54:39 Speaker 1 I just, I don't know why when I see him all riding together, 54:41 Speaker 1 I feel like Warren G should be playing in the background. 54:43 Speaker 1 You know that song? 54:44 Speaker 1 Regulators! 54:46 Speaker 1 Mount up. 54:47 Speaker 1 It was a cool black knight, you know, like they're all riding on their bikes at the neighborhood 54:52 Speaker 1 Ridiculous I thought that didn't I get that from young guns? 54:54 Speaker 1 No, that was no young guns was blazer glory 55:00 Speaker 1 Regulators ride 55:03 Speaker 1 Regulators was what wait is that where Warren G got that from I think so I mean that's a when you first said it 55:09 Speaker 1 That's where I thought it came from was 55:11 Speaker 1 From young gun is like regulators. Let's go mount up whatever camera was he's really something like, you know 55:17 Speaker 1 So we stop any people still in this room. 55:19 Speaker 1 Damn good too. 55:21 Speaker 1 Hold on, regulators. 55:22 Speaker 1 What's the name of it? 55:23 Speaker 1 Is it regulators? 55:24 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 55:25 Speaker 1 I won't buy Warren G. 55:26 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever heard that song. 55:27 Speaker 1 I just know it from young guns. 55:28 Speaker 1 That's why I thought you were referencing them. 55:30 Speaker 1 Regulators by Warren G and Nate Dogg. 55:33 Speaker 1 And then- 55:34 Speaker 1 Arpey to Nate Dogg. 55:35 Speaker 1 I had to regulate. 55:36 Speaker 1 I swear that part comes from too. 55:37 Speaker 1 Okay, that makes sense. 55:39 Speaker 1 That's a meaning. 55:39 Speaker 1 So it says the iconic intro to Warren G 55:42 Speaker 1 and Nate Dogg's 1994 hit song, 55:45 Speaker 1 regulate samples dialogue from the 1988 Western movie Young Guns. Yeah! Where they speak the dialogue 55:56 Speaker 1 from the character Charlie Bodre, which I don't know who this is, Casey Samasko's who played it 56:03 Speaker 1 in Young Guns where he said, we regulate any stealing of his property, we're damn good too, 56:09 Speaker 1 but you can't be any geek off the street. You've got to be handy with the steel if you know what I 56:13 Speaker 1 I mean, earn your key. 56:15 Speaker 1 I didn't know that. 56:16 Speaker 1 I thought Warren G came up with that. 56:18 Speaker 1 No, but I was saying, I think maybe they did a nod to that. 56:21 Speaker 1 Maybe it was the second one, but it was like, 56:22 Speaker 1 I remember there was a phrase and they're like, 56:24 Speaker 1 regulators, let's ride or something like that, some point. 56:26 Speaker 1 Maybe, I mean, it's funny, it says here Warren G, 56:29 Speaker 1 this is crazy. 56:31 Speaker 1 While watching the movie on his VHS player in his apartment, 56:34 Speaker 1 Warren G heard the word regulators, 56:37 Speaker 1 which is what you just said, 56:39 Speaker 1 a term he and his crew already used. 56:42 Speaker 1 decided to sample the audio directly by connecting a VCR into his MPC 60. 56:48 Speaker 1 Why would a black guy be watching regulators? Or I'm sorry, young guns. 56:51 Speaker 1 Well, cowboys, baby. 56:52 Speaker 1 I everyone loves cowboys. 56:53 Speaker 1 Black, white, Asian. Oh, I think they loved them. Yeah. 56:56 Speaker 1 Cause there was, there was a few of them where they started introducing black 56:58 Speaker 1 cowboys and they're like, Oh yeah, maybe there's gonna be blacks in this one. 57:01 Speaker 1 There wasn't. 57:03 Speaker 1 They didn't introduce black cowboys in the 80s and 90s. 57:07 Speaker 1 Um, name me one 80s or 90s movie that had a black cowboy. 57:12 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, blazing saddles. 57:15 Speaker 1 No, you can't use that one. 57:16 Speaker 1 That one's all, that one's all for jokes. 57:19 Speaker 1 Oh, I got a name fucking 15 of them now. 57:20 Speaker 1 What do you want me to know? 57:21 Speaker 1 It has to be a real Western, like a Western like Tombstone 57:25 Speaker 1 or young guns or quick in the dead, you know, or whatever. 57:30 Speaker 1 It has to be something like that. 57:32 Speaker 1 Oh, probably not. 57:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, isn't that weird? 57:35 Speaker 1 Blazing saddles was, yeah. 57:36 Speaker 1 That's why I'm saying there was no black eyes 57:37 Speaker 1 in Compton watching young guns. 57:40 Speaker 1 It's like NWAs playing in the background. 57:41 Speaker 1 What are you doing? Oh, yo, dog. I'm watching young guns, man. You've seen Charlie Sheen a million when this is good 57:47 Speaker 1 And in black she talked about down there men in black 57:53 Speaker 1 She thinks men in blacks of Western 57:57 Speaker 1 What I'm so confused was there a fucking spinoff where he was Western. Oh, I said that would even in the 80s either 58:03 Speaker 1 So confused all right whatever 58:06 Speaker 1 There's something else I was gonna get to but I have no idea people walk by 58:08 Speaker 1 I mean, first black first black cowboy main role. Is that what you call it? First black cowboy in a first black cowboy in a motion picture 58:16 Speaker 1 Because Jane go Jane go is obviously a big one 58:19 Speaker 1 Silverado had Danny Glover. I don't know what year that was 58:23 Speaker 1 Silverado I Germany said it. I don't know 58:29 Speaker 1 I was like how would Brandon know about Silverado 58:34 Speaker 1 Most famous cowboy 58:36 Speaker 1 movies and what nine will give you 90s because maybe you get you maybe you pull 58:42 Speaker 1 one in we started to turn in as America we started to turn the page there and 58:47 Speaker 1 we allowed it unforgiven nope that was Clint Eastwood dances with wolves I don't 58:53 Speaker 1 think what was there one maybe what did you not type in black man and black guys 59:00 Speaker 1 cowboys and movies or what are you just typing in cowboy movies I don't every 59:03 Speaker 1 I'm gonna tell my type in black people in cowboy movies. 59:05 Speaker 1 It doesn't really give me what I want. 59:07 Speaker 1 You gotta put black dude, black cowboy in a movie. 59:09 Speaker 1 You do that while I'm looking at this. 59:10 Speaker 1 Maverick, which was Mel Gibson, Richard Donner, not it. 59:15 Speaker 1 The Quick and the Dead, Sharon Stone, 59:17 Speaker 1 Gene Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio, still not there. 59:19 Speaker 1 Tombstone, obviously no. 59:24 Speaker 1 Back to the future part three. 59:25 Speaker 1 We're considering that a Western, what? 59:27 Speaker 1 They were in the West. 59:29 Speaker 1 This is saying, oh, they might have been making fun of them here. 59:32 Speaker 1 but there was the first black cowboy movie star was legendary rodeo performer Bill Pickett 59:36 Speaker 1 who started the silent films the Crimson Skull and 21 and the Bulldogger in 22. 59:41 Speaker 1 Who's the first singing cowboy in the late 30s Herb Jeffries came the first black singing cowboy 59:46 Speaker 1 in Western life Harlem on the Prairie. Oh my God. Oh what the fuck. Oh wait I think I got it. 59:56 Speaker 1 I think I got it. Yep. Oh my God Brandon. Yeah the first one and I remember I seen this. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 It's called Posse. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 It came out in 1993. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 The action-packed film follows a group of buffalo soldiers. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 That's what they were called, right? 1:00:09 Speaker 1 Like black guys in the West, they're buffalo soldiers. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 Because yeah, because they took herds up on the trail that I told you about. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Anyway, returning from the Spanish-American War, it features prominent 90s, black stars, 1:00:21 Speaker 1 including Isaac Hayes, Pam Greer, and Tone Lok. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen it? 1:00:25 Speaker 1 Nope. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 No, no, no other people either. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 You've never seen Posse? 1:00:28 Speaker 1 see what year come out. Um, 1993, this is, I can't really pull up a two-way. You can 1:00:35 Speaker 1 see that this is the poster. In black and white? The picture is, but dude, it's a good 1:00:43 Speaker 1 movie. I forgot about that. So you had 1993 is when the first one came out and then after 1:00:48 Speaker 1 that black Fox, which I don't think that one's very good. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was made shit up at that point. Oh my God, lonesome dub. You were right. It wasn't 1:00:53 Speaker 1 what he said was Silverado. Yeah. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 It's a lonesome dove dummy. That's what Danny Glover 1:00:59 Speaker 1 Claim portrayal of a character based on historic cowboy 1:01:03 Speaker 1 Bosey Ickyard 1:01:05 Speaker 1 All right, there you go lonesome dove and posse that's your guys's homework for the night 1:01:08 Speaker 1 That's when black cowboys got introduced in the movies. All right. We appreciate you listening 1:01:13 Speaker 1 We are gonna go ahead and get on out of here. We'll be at the game tomorrow and Wednesday. Hopefully so go break 1:01:18 Speaker 1 How we get to the world series? Yeah, I think we're going out here. Yep. He'll have his knife with him security. All right, I'm a stab a bitch 1:01:24 Speaker 1 I see you later. Bye. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 I 1:01:58 Speaker 1 Are live to this crazy mark from my blue collar studio, which is just an AI background 1:02:06 Speaker 1 I got who are you Josh? Josh is here. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 Well, how you doing Josh? 1:02:12 Speaker 1 Fucking tired. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 Did you work last night? 1:02:15 Speaker 1 I always work Mark. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 You're the only thing you work. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 I think you just sit there and push buttons 1:02:20 Speaker 1 and play with my dick. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 I heard that. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 And if we got a special guest today, 1:02:26 Speaker 1 this is one of my workers. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 He's been with me on and off for a few years 1:02:33 Speaker 1 because of his work ethic has not been great, but it's come around. 1:02:39 Speaker 1 I've been doing electrical waiting for 10 years. 1:02:42 Speaker 1 Oh, and we got a few years. Yeah, we got Corey down there. 1:02:46 Speaker 1 He is actually Chrissy's cousin. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 My hooker girlfriend's cousin. So he's kind of family. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 So I can fuck with him a lot. Yeah. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 I'm going to dash my fuck with family more. 1:02:59 Speaker 1 So today we're going to get on blue collar. 1:03:02 Speaker 1 we're going to talk about what's the craziest excuse that you 1:03:05 Speaker 1 views or the crazy excuse that somebody else is used to call 1:03:12 Speaker 1 in sick or not come into work. This was probably seven, eight 1:03:17 Speaker 1 years ago. I was subcontracting. So me and Chrissy were actually 1:03:23 Speaker 1 putting the plugs and switches in the house. And I got Corey to 1:03:26 Speaker 1 come and work for me because he got fired from his forklift 1:03:30 Speaker 1 driving job at a carpet mill. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 First smoke and weed. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:03:39 Speaker 1 Smokin' weed. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 All right. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 So it was getting ready to snow. 1:03:44 Speaker 1 So we're like, man, we need to get out of here early because we didn't want to get 1:03:47 Speaker 1 caught in the snowpocalypse again. 1:03:51 Speaker 1 So we left early that day and Corey gets home at Friday and he's like, Oh, man, 1:03:56 Speaker 1 it's snow crazy up here. 1:03:58 Speaker 1 He sends me a picture. 1:03:59 Speaker 1 It's like three inches of snow on the ground. 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Oh, no, it was a lot more than three inches that day. 1:04:04 Speaker 1 It was like six inches. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 We know what your three inches is, okay? 1:04:07 Speaker 1 Listen, I measure twice. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 You're a grower now, shower. 1:04:11 Speaker 1 I'm wide. 1:04:14 Speaker 1 All right. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:04:16 Speaker 1 All right, anyway, so I'm like, all right, that's cool. 1:04:18 Speaker 1 You know, I was like, hey, man, I'll see you Monday. 1:04:21 Speaker 1 Anyway, so we were driving that around and Sunday night, 1:04:25 Speaker 1 first he wanted to go see her mom. 1:04:28 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, we'll drive up there. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 Because the snow is melted by this time. 1:04:34 Speaker 1 So I'm driving up there, 1:04:36 Speaker 1 we're there at about seven o'clock at night, 1:04:39 Speaker 1 and Corey sends me this picture. 1:04:42 Speaker 1 It looked a little bit different. 1:04:43 Speaker 1 I mean, if AI was around then, 1:04:45 Speaker 1 you might've gotten away with it, Corey. 1:04:48 Speaker 1 But AI was not there, and he sends me this picture. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 He's like, all the snow's still pretty deep up here. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 And it was, I can't get out of my driveway. 1:04:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't get out of my driveway. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 And it looked like it was two inches on the ground. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 I'm like, that just doesn't seem right. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 That doesn't seem right. 1:05:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, bar me. 1:05:10 Speaker 1 I asked Chrissy. 1:05:11 Speaker 1 How far does Corey live from your mom's house? 1:05:15 Speaker 1 She's like, like 10 minutes. 1:05:18 Speaker 1 I'm at Chrissy's mom's house. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, give me that fuckers address. 1:05:24 Speaker 1 So I drive over to Corey's house. 1:05:27 Speaker 1 The roads are perfect. 1:05:29 Speaker 1 I pull his driveway and my little Nissan. 1:05:34 Speaker 1 No problem. 1:05:36 Speaker 1 And I go knock on his door. 1:05:40 Speaker 1 And his girlfriend at the time answers the door. 1:05:44 Speaker 1 She opens up the door and it looks like she's all good. 1:05:47 Speaker 1 She's like, oh, slams the door on me. 1:05:52 Speaker 1 You're her going there's this. 1:05:54 Speaker 1 Corey, Mark's fucking at the door. 1:05:58 Speaker 1 And they're in there arguing and Corey's like, 1:06:00 Speaker 1 Oh, there goes Josh. 1:06:02 Speaker 1 We lose you. 1:06:04 Speaker 1 Yep. 1:06:06 Speaker 1 Oh man. 1:06:07 Speaker 1 Anyways. 1:06:09 Speaker 1 We lost somebody. 1:06:11 Speaker 1 We lost somebody. 1:06:12 Speaker 1 Anyway, Corey and his girlfriend's in there arguing. 1:06:14 Speaker 1 He's like, what do you mean it's Mark? 1:06:15 Speaker 1 Mark's at the front door. 1:06:16 Speaker 1 So Corey comes and opens the door and I said, 1:06:19 Speaker 1 I just wanted to make sure, 1:06:20 Speaker 1 I know you said you can't get out of your driveway. 1:06:23 Speaker 1 Wanted to make sure that you guys had some food 1:06:25 Speaker 1 and water and everything to make sure 1:06:27 Speaker 1 you can get through these hard times. 1:06:30 Speaker 1 He just looked at me like a motherfucker. 1:06:32 Speaker 1 This didn't know what to say. 1:06:35 Speaker 1 And then I don't even think you're getting to work 1:06:37 Speaker 1 on Monday either, you motherfucker. 1:06:40 Speaker 1 I don't know if I did either. 1:06:41 Speaker 1 I think I thought that you were still mad at me. 1:06:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was. 1:06:44 Speaker 1 So I was like, I'm not going with it. 1:06:47 Speaker 1 Cory used snow from like a week before. 1:06:51 Speaker 1 Okay, so here's the story. 1:06:53 Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. 1:06:55 Speaker 1 So everybody loves Cory at work. 1:06:57 Speaker 1 All the guys like, oh, I love Cory. 1:06:59 Speaker 1 He works good. 1:07:00 Speaker 1 He works good. 1:07:01 Speaker 1 Mark is a model citizen. 1:07:02 Speaker 1 Well, I used to work for Bell South back in the day. 1:07:06 Speaker 1 And I actually died of an asthma attack. 1:07:09 Speaker 1 And I was intubated and encoded. 1:07:12 Speaker 1 And after I got done with that, 1:07:15 Speaker 1 They put me on FEMLA leave, FMLA, because I was in a union Josh, and we were talking 1:07:23 Speaker 1 about that later. 1:07:24 Speaker 1 So with the union back, yeah, I had to start getting me shots, and they told me I couldn't 1:07:29 Speaker 1 go into work when I did these shots. 1:07:31 Speaker 1 So I had like six extra days off a month after I came back to work from dying. 1:07:37 Speaker 1 Then I could just call in and it wouldn't go against me, because I had to go get shots 1:07:41 Speaker 1 and checkups and everything for like the first couple months. 1:07:44 Speaker 1 I'll say it I might have abused those spend one days when I shouldn't have needed to 1:07:51 Speaker 1 Because I was like well shit. I'm just not feeling well. I'm staying home and I say 1:07:57 Speaker 1 You know, I mean I'm gonna turn FMLA into a fucking word. It's FMLA into fucking 1:08:08 Speaker 1 Military like family military 1:08:14 Speaker 1 It's not 1:08:22 Speaker 1 I was on it for like almost a year. I know what it is 1:08:30 Speaker 1 I might have a you abuse it when I shouldn't have but you know with the union 1:08:36 Speaker 1 They can't fucking touch you with it with the union you might as well abuse it as much as possible because they're abusing you 1:08:42 Speaker 1 John have you used one? 1:08:44 Speaker 1 He just called in. I'm not feeling well. No, I called him one time this job and I've been on a fucking bender day 1:08:50 Speaker 1 and I was still like fucking high as a fucking gold and 1:08:55 Speaker 1 I've been going non-stop. I sent my granddad died again again. Again. 1:09:02 Speaker 1 Did they believe you? 1:09:04 Speaker 1 I got fired. 1:09:06 Speaker 1 So, eventually when Mark dies, they're gonna have to say Mark died again too. Yeah. 1:09:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:09:13 Speaker 1 And you know what I mean? 1:09:14 Speaker 1 I ain't fucking, actually, 1:09:16 Speaker 1 ain't coming back from this one. 1:09:18 Speaker 1 When Mark dies, 1:09:19 Speaker 1 I'm gonna try to get me some of that fimbly for him. 1:09:21 Speaker 1 Heh, heh, ciao. 1:09:22 Speaker 1 Oh God. 1:09:23 Speaker 1 I got an idea. 1:09:25 Speaker 1 So, Josh, you work with tools? 1:09:29 Speaker 1 Yes. 1:09:30 Speaker 1 All right. 1:09:31 Speaker 1 The wall or Milwaukee? 1:09:33 Speaker 1 Depends on what I'm doing. 1:09:35 Speaker 1 What do you mean? 1:09:37 Speaker 1 So if I need a drill, 1:09:39 Speaker 1 the wall, if I need an impact, Milwaukee. 1:09:41 Speaker 1 Cory, if you're doing industrial Milwaukee, if you're doing like residential now, the 1:09:47 Speaker 1 wall, the personal preference now, then the wall. Okay, then the wall. I'm a I'm a 1:09:53 Speaker 1 the walk guy. I don't know if you see my van, which Cory's driving. 1:09:57 Speaker 1 Okay, so if this personal preference always worked industrial and on Big rig, right? Yeah. 1:10:03 Speaker 1 So if it is a preference for like what I do Milwaukee all day every day because you 1:10:07 Speaker 1 You can get pissed though that some bitch across the shop go over there pick it up. 1:10:11 Speaker 1 Still take off a like boat. 1:10:13 Speaker 1 Left handed anger. 1:10:14 Speaker 1 Me, oh yes. 1:10:15 Speaker 1 I'm a man. 1:10:16 Speaker 1 I'm a man. 1:10:17 Speaker 1 I'm a man who's paying for it. 1:10:19 Speaker 1 Me, you're the shop. 1:10:20 Speaker 1 I'm bam for it. 1:10:23 Speaker 1 You're up right handed all day. 1:10:24 Speaker 1 And if I can't get the job done, one of the amigos can for 20 bucks. 1:10:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:10:28 Speaker 1 Well, I got the walk tools, but they're in Milwaukee packouts because the Milwaukee backouts 1:10:33 Speaker 1 are better than the walkback outs. 1:10:35 Speaker 1 You know, he calls a quick connect impact to fucking drill. 1:10:40 Speaker 1 Give me my drill. 1:10:41 Speaker 1 They're on the job site with him. 1:10:42 Speaker 1 He was like, no, I need the drill. 1:10:43 Speaker 1 So I went to get the fucking drill. 1:10:45 Speaker 1 He said, no, the drill. 1:10:48 Speaker 1 This is a fucking drill. 1:10:50 Speaker 1 This is a hammer drill. 1:10:53 Speaker 1 This is a hammer drill. 1:10:54 Speaker 1 No. 1:10:55 Speaker 1 It's time to end it here, fellas. 1:10:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're done. 1:10:57 Speaker 1 We got a dog. 1:11:00 Speaker 1 What was that? 1:11:01 Speaker 1 All right. 1:11:01 Speaker 1 Huh? 1:11:02 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 1:11:04 Speaker 1 His name is Tucker. 1:11:05 Speaker 1 Tucker will be a sucker. 1:11:06 Speaker 1 Okay, all right guys. Well, you're fucking here. They crazy my friends jobs 1:11:12 Speaker 1 Do you have anything to say say you fuckers Corey they have 1:11:15 Speaker 1 audios