Do You Like My Nipple Piercings EP-398 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-25
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Enjoy the show, Dossers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like on STP with a- 1:00 Speaker 1 I would have been doing Friday and it's gonna be a hell of a weekend. I'll tell you 1:04 Speaker 1 that on this day in history. Let's see here. Barbara Waters was born, which is crazy in 1:11 Speaker 1 1931. Also Spanish explorer Vasco Nunez reaches peak in Panama and becomes the first European 1:17 Speaker 1 site to the Pacific Ocean. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the daily do show before I 1:22 Speaker 1 get over to my co-host Dairy Queen. I know what the fuck you're putting in the underage, 1:25 Speaker 1 but they about took me out last night about dad over there's Chuck Charles Ironfist. 1:29 Speaker 1 How you doing baby? 1:30 Speaker 1 So I'm not doing well either. I'm hanging on by a thread right now. Did you have Dairy 1:34 Speaker 1 clean on your rings last night as well. No, I don't know what I got. So I know like I 1:39 Speaker 1 my entire family over the last week has all had different symptoms, right? Like Sydney 1:44 Speaker 1 would couldn't stop blowing her nose and her nose was running. She's probably doing too 1:48 Speaker 1 much cocaine. Maybe, maybe. I mean, fifth, fourth grade, fifth grade is tough. Fifth grade 1:53 Speaker 1 is tough. You need to ask her, but like how much coke you've been doing lately, honey? 1:56 Speaker 1 It could be that. And then, and then Megan, she got out of bed the other day and she 2:00 Speaker 1 like had like cold sweats, she was clammy, she couldn't move. And you know, I always make the joke 2:05 Speaker 1 because you know, being in a marriage, you always want to be the dominant one. So whenever she's sick, 2:09 Speaker 1 I always go, I mean, it's never going to hit me because I'm stronger than you are. And I have a 2:14 Speaker 1 better immune system, you know, because you always want to make them think that you're the stronger one 2:17 Speaker 1 in the marriage. And then I don't know what you mean to do because guess what? 2:21 Speaker 1 Turn it up. I can't. Oh, God, I got to go by the board. Do you want me to switch to the other 2:25 Speaker 1 port? No, I keep going for right now. I mean, the fucking the levels down here look okay, 2:29 Speaker 1 but in my headphones you sound really fucking low, 2:31 Speaker 1 but down here on Streambar, 2:32 Speaker 1 it looks like you're peeking right where you need to. 2:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. 2:35 Speaker 1 You're killing me. 2:35 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I woke up, well, last night, 2:37 Speaker 1 and I'm laying there, 2:39 Speaker 1 and I just, I'm like, okay, something ain't right. 2:42 Speaker 1 I started getting cold, 2:44 Speaker 1 and I started having a sniffle, 2:46 Speaker 1 and I started coughing. 2:47 Speaker 1 Dude, I woke up this morning, 2:49 Speaker 1 feeling like I gotta hit by a truck. 2:51 Speaker 1 So it was so bad I had to go in at noon 2:54 Speaker 1 to teach fifth, fourth grade. 2:56 Speaker 1 And I just laid in bed. 2:58 Speaker 1 I laid in bed till 11 o'clock. 2:59 Speaker 1 I got 12 hours of sleep, went in, 3:01 Speaker 1 and I had to go see the school nurse. 3:02 Speaker 1 You don't embarrassing that is for a 47 year old man. 3:05 Speaker 1 It's like, I was like, 3:06 Speaker 1 nurse, my tummy hurts. 3:08 Speaker 1 I don't feel good. 3:09 Speaker 1 So okay, Chuck, here's an ice pack and a sucker here. 3:12 Speaker 1 I know what you want me to do. 3:14 Speaker 1 So that's what it felt like, 3:15 Speaker 1 because I walk, it felt like a Billy Madison, 3:18 Speaker 1 because I walk into the school nurse office, 3:20 Speaker 1 and there's a kid sitting there, right? 3:21 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what are you in for? 3:23 Speaker 1 Right? 3:24 Speaker 1 I almost actually did it, right? 3:25 Speaker 1 Like, hey little guy, what are you in for? 3:27 Speaker 1 Oh, he's got a tummy ache. 3:29 Speaker 1 Oh, right. 3:30 Speaker 1 I almost did that because I was just so embarrassed 3:32 Speaker 1 that I'm in the school nurse office. 3:34 Speaker 1 I said, what are you in for? 3:35 Speaker 1 And he goes, I threw up. 3:37 Speaker 1 And I was like, that's pretty rad, dude. 3:39 Speaker 1 I said, I said, mine's not as rad. 3:41 Speaker 1 And I looked at the nurse and I said, 3:42 Speaker 1 hey, do you have any allergy medicine? 3:44 Speaker 1 And she starts laughing. 3:46 Speaker 1 She opens up this treasure trove of just everything. 3:50 Speaker 1 Cleratin, Allegra. 3:52 Speaker 1 The school districts pay a lot of money 3:53 Speaker 1 for their allergy meds. 3:55 Speaker 1 So I grabbed one and I didn't know what it was. 3:58 Speaker 1 I didn't even, I just, it just said allergy pills on it. 4:00 Speaker 1 And I said, you know, I'm not going to take the good stuff. 4:02 Speaker 1 Cause you know, I don't, I don't want to do that. 4:04 Speaker 1 I don't want to take advantage. 4:06 Speaker 1 So I grabbed this non like branded, whatever. 4:09 Speaker 1 I take it and immediately she goes, oh, Mr. L. 4:13 Speaker 1 Mr. L, that is a PM. 4:16 Speaker 1 So what? 4:17 Speaker 1 I said, how do you have a PM allergy med? 4:20 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 4:21 Speaker 1 Why don't we got, why don't we got PM allergy medication 4:23 Speaker 1 in the school nurse office? 4:24 Speaker 1 And she's all that's for teachers. 4:26 Speaker 1 So, you know, when they get off, if they're feeling good, they like, dude, I popped a PM 4:31 Speaker 1 allergy pill to get this dude, dude, it was rough. 4:35 Speaker 1 And I'll get into that on what the chuck and what happened today. 4:38 Speaker 1 But it was bad. 4:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I woke up this morning and I, man, it was like, I woke up a couple of times in 4:44 Speaker 1 middle of night. 4:45 Speaker 1 So I wanted to get me a milkshake last night from a Dairy Queen to about 10 30, but in order 4:49 Speaker 1 for me to get my door dash rewards to where it saved me money, I had to add like another 4:53 Speaker 1 $6 worth of shit. So I could save eight. So essentially, I got, I saved $2 and I got my, uh, 4:58 Speaker 1 large onion ring for free essentially. I thought so, but it's about cost me a casket. So I then 5:03 Speaker 1 bitches last night and I fucking eat my damn, uh, milkshake and I go to bed, dude. And I wake up 5:08 Speaker 1 in the middle of night with like, it's like you ever like burped or farted and it like gets stuck 5:13 Speaker 1 in your chest somewhere and you're just like, I can't push it out. Like you got air built up 5:17 Speaker 1 in you. You got like, uh, what's indigestion, I guess, or a heartburn real bad. It feels like 5:22 Speaker 1 So you got a fart, but he can't. 5:24 Speaker 1 Why would you fart and it gets stuck in your chest? 5:26 Speaker 1 What kind of farts do you have? 5:27 Speaker 1 It's like blowing back up in there, 5:29 Speaker 1 it's creating turbulence and everything. 5:30 Speaker 1 Or if you try to burp, it gets caught in there. 5:32 Speaker 1 Like the air gets trapped. 5:33 Speaker 1 I've definitely farted away a stomach ache before. 5:36 Speaker 1 You know, like you're laying in bed and you rip one 5:38 Speaker 1 and you're like, whoa, like your stomach hurts 5:39 Speaker 1 and all of a sudden you're like, I don't feel sick anymore. 5:41 Speaker 1 So I've done that, but I've never had one get stuck 5:42 Speaker 1 in my throat weirdo. 5:43 Speaker 1 Oh no, it was right here in my chest, 5:45 Speaker 1 like right where my heart is almost. 5:46 Speaker 1 And I'm like dying in the middle of the night. 5:47 Speaker 1 And I'm like, cool, dude, I'm, 5:49 Speaker 1 I'm tired ain't no way I'm getting up. I'm calling 911 or anything like that like I died tonight 5:53 Speaker 1 I died tonight. That's just into Brandon. You know, that's just how it is. So I go I lay there 5:57 Speaker 1 I wake up in the morning. I steal my fucking chest is still killing me and 6:01 Speaker 1 I'm like it's probably normal, you know, it's just you know growing pains or something like that 6:05 Speaker 1 So I just I go to the gas station. I'm like what the fuck man like this is the first time I've thrown up and probably 6:13 Speaker 1 Two and a half months in the morning 6:14 Speaker 1 I haven't been throwing up at all since I quit vaping because I found out the vape you get too much nicotine 6:19 Speaker 1 It relaxes the little flap in your stomach and it doesn't want to doesn't want to close and then yet 6:23 Speaker 1 You get too much acid and you throw up so I haven't thrown up in probably three months 6:26 Speaker 1 I did this morning and it didn't really help 6:29 Speaker 1 And I literally thought I was gonna die so I look up 6:32 Speaker 1 Side effects of heart attacks like how to tell if you're having a heart attack 6:35 Speaker 1 They're like you have a strong pain in your chest that lasts more than a few minutes 6:40 Speaker 1 I'm like well, it happened all night. So if I was actually having a heart attack 6:43 Speaker 1 I figured I'd be dead by now. So I figured I don't need to go to the doctor. There's no sense in doing that and even if I was 6:48 Speaker 1 Having one I don't want to know so I'm just like, you know, I'm just gonna chalk it up to the dairy queen fucking 6:53 Speaker 1 beef tallow 6:55 Speaker 1 onion rings that they're serving me. Okay, first off I'm gonna tell you it wasn't the onion rings 6:59 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever heard of anybody getting sick off onion rings 7:02 Speaker 1 I had to be the milkshake because you got dairy in there. It was probably the dairy 7:05 Speaker 1 But either way I think it was the friedness 7:07 Speaker 1 I think it was the friedness and like my cholesterol just couldn't handle it that late at night when I went to bed 7:11 Speaker 1 And it's just like so much extra beef tallow and a bunch of you know friedness in there 7:15 Speaker 1 I mean our case is the beef tell is good, but about fucking killed me last night 7:18 Speaker 1 Are okay? I will I will I mean I remember I bought a gun from a pawn shop that was dropped into a fryer 7:24 Speaker 1 So I'm sure that the people that ate the fries out of that they had lead poisoning 7:28 Speaker 1 Why why are people in the comments saying? 7:31 Speaker 1 We've got fucking the flu going run did these sound anything like the flu symptoms like I ate a bunch of fucking 7:36 Speaker 1 Onion rings about to have a heart attack does that sound like the fucking flu? Okay? 7:39 Speaker 1 I mean, you but here's the problem. 7:41 Speaker 1 Did you know that 90% of the time indigest or heart attack 7:44 Speaker 1 is confused with indigestion or indigestion is confused 7:48 Speaker 1 with a heart attack? 7:48 Speaker 1 That's the problem. 7:49 Speaker 1 My buddy died of heart attack and he was what 43 7:52 Speaker 1 and he died of a heart attack, but he said, 7:53 Speaker 1 well, he didn't say afterwards I started doing the research 7:56 Speaker 1 because I've had that too. 7:57 Speaker 1 We were just like, dude, this is bad. 7:58 Speaker 1 Now, I never just acted like, you know, 8:01 Speaker 1 we'll see what happens if I die, I die. 8:03 Speaker 1 I always take some baby aspirin 8:05 Speaker 1 because that's what I guess you're supposed to do. 8:06 Speaker 1 But if I did die, I would be very embarrassed if any of my friends told the responding medics. 8:13 Speaker 1 He thought he was having growing pains. 8:15 Speaker 1 So I think that's the problem is if you die, if you die of a heart attack and they go, well, what happened? 8:21 Speaker 1 Why didn't he go to the hospital? 8:22 Speaker 1 And I say, well, he said he grew an inch last night. 8:25 Speaker 1 So he was just thinking it was growing. 8:27 Speaker 1 I was like, I mean, he had a bunch of onion range, but he said he was going through 8:31 Speaker 1 growing pains also. 8:32 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 8:33 Speaker 1 No, I don't know. 8:33 Speaker 1 I asked him to do that puberty yet. 8:35 Speaker 1 And he said no, it's really weird. 8:37 Speaker 1 We thought he might be his balls dropping it. 8:39 Speaker 1 He might be grown a little more, 8:40 Speaker 1 but it turns out the Dairy Queen onion rings killed him. 8:44 Speaker 1 But no, anyway, I'm, I seem to be good. 8:46 Speaker 1 I seem to be fine. 8:47 Speaker 1 The only other problems I ever have every now and then 8:49 Speaker 1 when I wake up is I have a sharp like, 8:52 Speaker 1 starts off sharp, then it turns dull 8:54 Speaker 1 right here in my left arm. 8:56 Speaker 1 But I sleep on it really heavily at night 8:59 Speaker 1 and I like dislocate, I've dislocated my shoulder 9:01 Speaker 1 one time doing that. 9:02 Speaker 1 I had to go to the shot off really young. 9:04 Speaker 1 you didn't even dislocate your shoulder sleeping on it. 9:07 Speaker 1 I swear to God, when I was young, when I was little. 9:09 Speaker 1 That's one of those memories that somebody told you 9:11 Speaker 1 and you just believe it. 9:13 Speaker 1 It's not even physically possible to dislocate 9:15 Speaker 1 your body part while you're sleeping. 9:17 Speaker 1 I don't know, that's what happened to me. 9:19 Speaker 1 That's what the doctor told me. 9:20 Speaker 1 How old were you? 9:21 Speaker 1 I was like eight. 9:23 Speaker 1 Okay, I think somebody just told you that 9:25 Speaker 1 to make you not sleep on your side so much. 9:27 Speaker 1 Well, I still do it, but it's also, 9:29 Speaker 1 the pain what freaks me out the most 9:31 Speaker 1 is it hurts exactly where I got my COVID shot. 9:33 Speaker 1 So that's why I just think it's like some COVID shit. 9:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm not gonna go to the doctor 9:36 Speaker 1 because I don't want to like die as a COVID death 9:38 Speaker 1 or anything like that. 9:39 Speaker 1 Wait, you got the COVID shot? 9:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't remember that. 9:41 Speaker 1 I wanted to go back to the radio session 9:42 Speaker 1 so I had to get the first COVID shot. 9:43 Speaker 1 Oh my God, yeah, dude. 9:44 Speaker 1 That's how my buddy died. 9:46 Speaker 1 He got, he got, he was 43. 9:47 Speaker 1 He got the COVID shot because they made him 9:49 Speaker 1 and he died of a heart attack. 9:50 Speaker 1 He was the healthiest dude ever. 9:51 Speaker 1 He was so healthy. 9:52 Speaker 1 He was in ninja movies. 9:54 Speaker 1 I'm not kidding. 9:54 Speaker 1 He was a backup ninja. 9:55 Speaker 1 He was a backup ninja in the movies. 9:57 Speaker 1 That's how I'm going. 9:58 Speaker 1 I'm glad I'm not old. 9:58 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not old. That would have sucked. Yeah, kills the young ones too. You're probably gonna die soon the young ones. Well, you said it was 43. I'm good. I'm like, that's young. That's 43 is kind of young. 10:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, once you hit 45, that's when you start breaking down and everything. I don't disagree with that. 10:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm done. I almost died last night. So this is crazy. You know, Megan, she had a sleepwalking thing. 10:21 Speaker 1 You may hold up first off. You imagine we both died last night and there's like no podcast and like you got everyone bitching at you and texting you and like everyone's like, 10:27 Speaker 1 No show today. I'm sad and they find out like 12 hours later. We're both dead. I don't think they'd find out 12 hours 10:33 Speaker 1 Oh, I guess I guess they would because Megan would probably comment or def August would put it there dad 10:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's all I'd say is they're dead 10:40 Speaker 1 Good, right then the page gets closed down like two days later because some for some reason I have admin rights 10:45 Speaker 1 But anyway, you're beat it. You don't have ramen rights either Megan knows my password 10:50 Speaker 1 She could be should be on my phone closing well 10:52 Speaker 1 I don't know she might keep it open just for respect and like you know every year people can be like remember that cool podcast 10:57 Speaker 1 Sucks they died in the same night because one had growing pains 11:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, one had growing pains after 11:02 Speaker 1 Uninteringed from Dairy Queen and one just died because he was whining. Okay real quick 11:06 Speaker 1 I'm gonna I'm gonna dress this because Michael Germany just put in the chat 11:09 Speaker 1 Chuck did Megan let you borrow her shirt. Okay. Just like a little gay. I 11:13 Speaker 1 Went and saw sugar ray in concert and he was phenomenal sir 11:18 Speaker 1 Okay 11:18 Speaker 1 So I bought a shirt because I knew nobody would have a sugar ray shirt and I wear it proudly because I like sugar ray 11:24 Speaker 1 And don't act like you don't like sugar everybody likes sugar Ray Brandon 11:31 Speaker 1 Every morning there's a shadow hanging on the corner of my girlfriend's poor post bed, right? Oh, they do the 11:40 Speaker 1 accidentally in love 11:42 Speaker 1 Accidentally in love and they had the whole music video with the rabbits and everything on it. I love that song 11:46 Speaker 1 It was in Shrek beautiful. I don't know. I only know two songs, but either way sugar rays great 11:51 Speaker 1 So shut up you knew two songs you went to a concert and you bought a shirt of a bag on your shirt 11:55 Speaker 1 He was opening he was opening I like to buy the openers because nobody wants to buy the opener 12:01 Speaker 1 So I buy the opener so shut up. Why are we talking? This is a cool shirt shut up. You guys jerks man, and it fits good 12:06 Speaker 1 It's a good sure. I was gonna show her a law firm shirt sure Jeremy brought it up 12:09 Speaker 1 So I don't know it's even in graffiti like you get when you go to Panama City Beach 12:13 Speaker 1 Anyway, let's say Jersey last time almost died 12:15 Speaker 1 So I'm in I'm in bed and you know Megan's still sleep walking. She's still sleep walking dude 12:20 Speaker 1 He quit tying yourself to her? 12:22 Speaker 1 Yes. Well, because she went on a run, she went on a two-week run of nothing. 12:26 Speaker 1 It was like she was healed or something. 12:28 Speaker 1 So last night I'm in bed and the bathroom door is kind of shut. 12:31 Speaker 1 And I hear this like, 12:33 Speaker 1 Shh, right? And I'm going, what? And I'm laying in bed. I'm dying, dude. 12:39 Speaker 1 I don't feel good. I don't want to get out of bed. 12:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is that? So finally, I get out of bed. 12:45 Speaker 1 I open up the bathroom door. 12:48 Speaker 1 She has literally, she has a huge can. 12:51 Speaker 1 It's about, I don't know, foot tall of deodorant, of spray deodorant. 12:56 Speaker 1 And she's standing there in front of the mirror, just going, 13:02 Speaker 1 and she sprayed the entire can in her armpits. 13:07 Speaker 1 It was so thick of aerosol. 13:09 Speaker 1 I had to grab her and pull her. 13:10 Speaker 1 I thought we were both going to die. 13:11 Speaker 1 It's like, it was like carbon dioxide poisoning, but I guess that's 13:15 Speaker 1 getting really, really, I'm just going off for like what four months? 13:18 Speaker 1 This is getting bad. 13:19 Speaker 1 I know. 13:20 Speaker 1 need to put her in a fucking institution or get her some kind of help or something. 13:24 Speaker 1 I'm not ready to get like a somebody to come in like hospital. 13:26 Speaker 1 Claire Boyan. 13:27 Speaker 1 Hey, Claire Boyan or she might be going through a growing pains. 13:30 Speaker 1 Have you ever asked her that? 13:32 Speaker 1 It could be growing pains. 13:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:33 Speaker 1 So she woke up this morning and I'm laying in bed and that's a that's a sugar 13:37 Speaker 1 rain line woke up this morning. 13:38 Speaker 1 Anyway, I wake up this morning and I I'm just like kind of in and out of it. 13:43 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden I hear Megan go she goes, Hey, how am I already out of deodorant? 13:47 Speaker 1 I mean, the kids use them already over it and I'm immediately, and I'm like, I'm out of it. So I go, oh my god, did I dream that? 13:53 Speaker 1 I said I go in there and I said, is it empty? She was it's totally empty. It was full yesterday 13:59 Speaker 1 And she's like yelling at me. I go, oh my god, dude 14:02 Speaker 1 I'm like Megan you sprayed the entire can and then I got in her face, which are not supposed to do for sleepwalkers 14:07 Speaker 1 I learned that from step brothers. I got in her face and I shook her and I said, where's it going? 14:11 Speaker 1 Wake up and getting bad. Wake up and in bed. And she goes like this. She goes not until I find the kids 14:17 Speaker 1 ABCs and then she just walked into the walk-in closet in our bat or our bedroom and I said, you know what dude 14:25 Speaker 1 What can she do in there? You know, I mean all the guns are in the safe. There's no weapons 14:30 Speaker 1 One gun in there like a single shooter like 22 14:33 Speaker 1 Look at this honey. Bam 14:37 Speaker 1 Shoulder, I don't even care. I was so tired and so anyway 14:41 Speaker 1 So that's what happened last night, but I almost died because I don't know how much aerosol you can spray in a house 14:44 Speaker 1 else, especially close quarters like that before you die. 14:47 Speaker 1 Isn't that huffing? 14:48 Speaker 1 Isn't that what people call huffing when you do that? 14:50 Speaker 1 Well, it's already atomized at that point. 14:53 Speaker 1 Really what you want is you want the nitrous oxide that's inside the can, the nitrogen that 14:56 Speaker 1 actually comes out because that depletes your brain of oxygen and then you get all loopy. 15:00 Speaker 1 So that's what whippets are. 15:01 Speaker 1 So you're just inhaling the, no, actually, I mean, she had too much and there was no oxygen 15:06 Speaker 1 in the room. 15:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, she could get a little loopy from that as well. 15:09 Speaker 1 But it might snap her out of her sleepwalking. 15:11 Speaker 1 Maybe she needs to get hurt while she's sleepwalking and then she won't do it anymore. 15:14 Speaker 1 What do they actually pinch your heart? I think you should put like mousetrap down or something 15:19 Speaker 1 That'll tell her body like as soon as you fall asleep just put mousetraps all around the edge of her side of the bed 15:24 Speaker 1 And then she steps on them 15:26 Speaker 1 She'll wake up and she'll realize like my body be like I don't need to step out of bed anymore 15:30 Speaker 1 I'll get hurt or thumbtacks. Oh, that's even that no that's brutal. That's mean 15:35 Speaker 1 That sticks in you. That's dang. That's nasty too. I 15:37 Speaker 1 I think I'd rather stop on a thumbtack than a mouse trap. 15:41 Speaker 1 You'd rather five thumbtacks go in your fucking foot and step on two mouse traps. 15:46 Speaker 1 Are you crazy? 15:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, kind of. 15:48 Speaker 1 I feel like that would hurt less. 15:49 Speaker 1 They don't go in that deep. 15:51 Speaker 1 They go in like a quarter inch and you got five. 15:54 Speaker 1 Oh, they're going to stab your tendons and your foot's going to be fucked. 15:56 Speaker 1 Now, if you get snapped on by a mouse trap, it's not that bad. 15:59 Speaker 1 You know, it's meant to kill mice. 16:01 Speaker 1 I don't know, man. 16:02 Speaker 1 I once pierced my buddy's nipple with a whole, what are those things that called that 16:06 Speaker 1 you stick on cardboard or like a poster thing? Like a thumb. That's the thumbtack. Yeah. 16:12 Speaker 1 Is that a thumbtack push? Push, push, push, push, we once we once pierced his nipple 16:17 Speaker 1 with a pinch of push pen. We did that to wish that 10 one to one time to my dad's house. 16:21 Speaker 1 We took a needle, a sewn needle and heated up in the fireplace and we pushed it to his 16:24 Speaker 1 nipple. What do they do? He's stuck there and he took it. Now his nipples. He actually 16:30 Speaker 1 after that, he got both his nipples pierced shortly after that. You know what they say 16:34 Speaker 1 about a guy that has his nipples pierced. The balls are next. I'm not going to say it. 16:41 Speaker 1 What? So my dad, I can't remember how it came up. One of my buddies, he got his tongue 16:48 Speaker 1 pierced. That's for giving blowjobs. When we got women in the chat, is that also so obviously 16:55 Speaker 1 when women get tongue pierced, that's for a blowjob. Have you ever had anybody in the 16:58 Speaker 1 comments with a tongue piercing eat you out? So that's what, yeah. So I had a buddy who 17:04 Speaker 1 He's no longer with us. 17:05 Speaker 1 God rest his soul. 17:06 Speaker 1 I'm not talking about him. 17:07 Speaker 1 But he wanted to get his tongue pierced. 17:10 Speaker 1 And- 17:11 Speaker 1 Was he on drugs? 17:13 Speaker 1 Well, it came up, no. 17:14 Speaker 1 He just thought that that was the thing. 17:15 Speaker 1 And he thought that women would enjoy that. 17:18 Speaker 1 And I might have been, it was somebody close to us, 17:21 Speaker 1 but he said, you know what they say about a woman 17:23 Speaker 1 that gets her tongue pierced? 17:25 Speaker 1 And we said, what? 17:26 Speaker 1 And he said, she'll probably, you'll, right? 17:30 Speaker 1 It's like your dick. 17:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. And he said, you know what they say 17:32 Speaker 1 about a guy that gets his tongue pierced? 17:33 Speaker 1 He'll probably look you asshole. 17:35 Speaker 1 Oh, same thing as a woman. 17:39 Speaker 1 But I don't know. I've never, I've never even thought about doing that. 17:42 Speaker 1 Like I said, I got my belly button pierced once just because I wanted to show solidarity 17:45 Speaker 1 with my, uh, my sister-in-law. 17:46 Speaker 1 She was getting her tongue pierced and, uh, and she's like, I'll do it. 17:50 Speaker 1 And I was like, I'll do it. 17:51 Speaker 1 I said, I'll get my belly button. 17:52 Speaker 1 I don't care. 17:52 Speaker 1 So I wore that thing for three days. 17:54 Speaker 1 I got a pink emerald or not a pink, a pink diamond or whatever. 17:56 Speaker 1 And I wore that at Lake Lanier and I wore it around and people, people enjoyed it. 18:00 Speaker 1 It was cool for three days and I took it out. 18:01 Speaker 1 your current sister-in-law got her tongue pierced. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. Good to know. Yeah. I say, uh, yeah. I say, 18:09 Speaker 1 flash back to an earlier episode. Now we know why she does her things because she's got her tongue pierced. She just wants to let a lot of winners. 18:15 Speaker 1 I don't know what you're talking about. Like a lot of winners. Did she, did she tell you about all the winners she looked with it? Is that why she got it or is it? 18:22 Speaker 1 She was married. She's married to my brother-in-law. No, she's not married. 18:28 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 18:29 Speaker 1 That's why she's my sister-in-law. 18:31 Speaker 1 She married my brother-in-law. 18:32 Speaker 1 Oh, that's not really your sister-in-law. 18:34 Speaker 1 Oh, you're talking about the other one? 18:36 Speaker 1 Dude, no, she's like an FBI agent. 18:38 Speaker 1 She's got a clearance. 18:39 Speaker 1 She's not doing crazy stuff like that. 18:41 Speaker 1 Once again, we're going to say all that. 18:43 Speaker 1 But she's squirting right here. 18:44 Speaker 1 She's squirting right here. 18:45 Speaker 1 FBI agents can't give good blow jobs that we were telling me. 18:48 Speaker 1 No, I'm saying I don't think FBI agents can do that. 18:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm thinking you can get your ear pierced. 18:54 Speaker 1 I don't think you can do crazy stuff like that. 18:56 Speaker 1 They can't get tattoos. 18:57 Speaker 1 So they got to better get their nipples pierced though, right? I don't think so. I don't think you can do anything like that because 19:03 Speaker 1 No, there's a lot of reasons. I'm not gonna get into right here 19:06 Speaker 1 But wait why why I'm not supposed to have identifiable marks piercings tattoos or scars 19:10 Speaker 1 Oh, so that way because if you had piercings or tattoos or something and like they do like an undercover job 19:14 Speaker 1 And they're like bang somebody they're trying to get with or like they're trying to nab and they can't identify him 19:19 Speaker 1 Is that why that's that the problem? 19:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, the problem is just identifiable marks like that 19:23 Speaker 1 So you can't have anything that somebody can say like oh that's definitely Brandon because that tattoo because of that 19:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, the government doesn't say Albert or something that you have some weird piercing and they're like that's definitely Brandon 19:33 Speaker 1 So yeah, can everybody guys like right on the edge like illegal shit and a lot of legal shit 19:37 Speaker 1 And they don't want their people being identified 19:39 Speaker 1 Well, and I also don't want to think if you if you were to get a Prince Albert 19:42 Speaker 1 And I knew about it and I said Brandon I really need to know about this case and you're like I'm not gonna tell you about that 19:47 Speaker 1 It's classified and I'm like well if you don't tell me about it 19:49 Speaker 1 I'm gonna tell everybody you got a friend's Albert and then you're like oh god 19:52 Speaker 1 I gotta tell Chuck about all this classified stuff, you know and then you can be blackmailed 19:55 Speaker 1 I don't think you can blackmail a chick for having nipple piercings, can you and I don't know about that 20:02 Speaker 1 Real quick only I can go for a figure-rated blowjobs 20:07 Speaker 1 Actually while we're on the topic real quick before we move on what are your thoughts on nipple piercings 20:12 Speaker 1 I think they're I think they're kind of cool 20:15 Speaker 1 But then bitches are always like complaining when you're playing with them with your tongue and what not that hurts 20:19 Speaker 1 that, you know, like, why have men anyway, if I can't play 20:22 Speaker 1 with the nipples anymore, doesn't make any sense. 20:24 Speaker 1 So you know, it's funny because we, you know, one of my boy, you 20:27 Speaker 1 guys know, uh, uh, uh, fire break, Patrick, Patrick, Robert 20:30 Speaker 1 Patrick. So he, uh, you know, he's going through divorce and he's 20:33 Speaker 1 been, he's been dating stuff like that. And he came up to me 20:35 Speaker 1 the other day and he said, uh, he said, dude, the four questions 20:38 Speaker 1 that you told us on the show are the four questions that I've been 20:41 Speaker 1 asking all these girls that I'm going on dates with. And he's 20:43 Speaker 1 like, it's oddly enough. I've been able to weed out a few of 20:46 Speaker 1 them immediately. And I was like, really, you know, because the 20:48 Speaker 1 questions of course are have you ever been a stripper have you ever been any type of porn 20:52 Speaker 1 or sex tape have you ever have you ever been with a threesome or more and then the other 21:00 Speaker 1 one which I don't want to get into here but anyway there's four questions. Oh with a black 21:03 Speaker 1 guy. That's the one. Yeah. That's the one. Oh wait if it's my wife. I only do. I'm 21:09 Speaker 1 a black guy. Everybody. I can do my wife. Firebird can do it. You are. Just want to 21:15 Speaker 1 I got for him. So anyway, I think he already added that one because his his his ex has gone that that way, which is fine. 21:23 Speaker 1 But that's her that's her new thing. Oh, she was fucking black guys. She's in a relationship. She's in a relationship. And I think he, you know, it's hard for a guy. 21:29 Speaker 1 That's hard for any guy. That's that's hard to, you know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what the ethnicity is. You know, if you're if you're a black guy and you're in a relationship and that chick leaves you for a white guy, you immediately just go. 21:39 Speaker 1 Well, obviously I'm not her type. 21:41 Speaker 1 Like I just wasted all this time with this chick 21:43 Speaker 1 and she's into white dudes or whatever. 21:45 Speaker 1 So I think that's what's hard about it. 21:46 Speaker 1 But my point is, 21:47 Speaker 1 I don't know about that. 21:48 Speaker 1 This is my fifth question. 21:50 Speaker 1 Not that I'll ever get divorced again. 21:52 Speaker 1 Not that I'll ever, you know, not be married. 21:54 Speaker 1 It's not the game plan though. 21:56 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 21:56 Speaker 1 He's ready. 21:57 Speaker 1 So I have a fifth question for anybody listening. 21:59 Speaker 1 And the fifth question would have been, 22:01 Speaker 1 do you have any, you know, 22:04 Speaker 1 I guess we'll just call it for lack of better words, 22:06 Speaker 1 private parts that have been tattooed or pierced. 22:11 Speaker 1 Because I feel like if you're with a chick 22:14 Speaker 1 that went to some random dude, and let's be honest, 22:18 Speaker 1 piercers and tattoo artists are not doctors, okay? 22:22 Speaker 1 They're not, they don't have a Hippocratic oath. 22:25 Speaker 1 They don't have this like, you know, 22:27 Speaker 1 non-disclosure hippo. 22:28 Speaker 1 Oh, we gotta take pictures just for proof of 22:30 Speaker 1 being a porn actor. 22:33 Speaker 1 Nobody's gonna believe I was able to, you know, 22:34 Speaker 1 Pierce those big area old nipples. So I'm gonna have to take a lot of pictures 22:38 Speaker 1 Maybe a video of me doing it and I'm gonna keep it on my cell phone 22:40 Speaker 1 But I won't share it with anybody, you know 22:42 Speaker 1 So my point is if you date a girl that has piercings in those places or piercings in those places 22:48 Speaker 1 I just don't think that's a chick you want to marry 22:52 Speaker 1 I just don't it's to me 22:54 Speaker 1 If a girl goes into a piercing place and goes hey 22:57 Speaker 1 Can you put you know piercings in these bad boys or piercings down there? 23:01 Speaker 1 What? 23:02 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 23:03 Speaker 1 Pussy piercing don't make sense at all. 23:06 Speaker 1 Uh, nipple piercings. 23:08 Speaker 1 The only reason a chick's getting nipple piercings is because they want their nipple to show 23:12 Speaker 1 more in their shirt. 23:13 Speaker 1 So you get the middle dot and they get the two bars on the side. 23:16 Speaker 1 They all have the same exact nipple piercings. 23:18 Speaker 1 It's all exactly the same. 23:19 Speaker 1 And it's all for show. 23:20 Speaker 1 You can't play with them at all. 23:21 Speaker 1 I'll tell you like, you fucking, uh, torio tongue around them and whatnot and they're 23:24 Speaker 1 like, oh, that hurts. 23:25 Speaker 1 And but we'll take them out. 23:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't take them out there. 23:28 Speaker 1 They're grown around them. 23:29 Speaker 1 But what the fuck are you doing there? 23:30 Speaker 1 What am I supposed to do with these bitches? 23:32 Speaker 1 You know, like I can't, but I'm not going to put that into my buck on nipple piercing in 23:35 Speaker 1 my pee hole. 23:36 Speaker 1 And what do you want me to do with these things? 23:37 Speaker 1 You know, I think they're trash. 23:39 Speaker 1 I just think they're trashy. 23:41 Speaker 1 That's all I'm saying. 23:42 Speaker 1 I just think they're, I don't, I don't think they're good. 23:43 Speaker 1 No, they're sexy. 23:44 Speaker 1 I don't think they're, the same thing with tattoos, like these women to get tattoos around 23:47 Speaker 1 it. 23:48 Speaker 1 When they get tattoos down, like in their like lower like pubic area, it's like, what are 23:52 Speaker 1 we doing? 23:53 Speaker 1 Like it's, I don't know. 23:54 Speaker 1 It's just weird. 23:55 Speaker 1 Cause then you got to, in your mind to think about dude, there was some, some fat, some fat 23:59 Speaker 1 to artists down there for hours. It's like taking his time, you know. Oh man. This eagle 24:07 Speaker 1 is going to look really cool when I'm done with it. You know, yeah. Barakibut shaves 24:11 Speaker 1 that stays a bald eagle, honey. So you're okay with the you're okay with the OBG fat white 24:18 Speaker 1 OBGYN going down there playing in the vagina, but you're not okay with a fat white tattoo artist 24:24 Speaker 1 that is tattooing bald eagles on the Puss. I was be honest. I mean, when it comes to that, 24:29 Speaker 1 and it comes to like female doctors, you know, there's not a lot you can do. 24:33 Speaker 1 I, you know, I don't think there's ever like, what Megan's given birth three times. 24:37 Speaker 1 We have three kids. 24:39 Speaker 1 When it comes down to it, it's not like you're sitting there looking at the doctor who you 24:42 Speaker 1 had who let's say you have a female doctor and she's going, okay, well, I'm going to 24:45 Speaker 1 give birth on Tuesday at eight AM. 24:49 Speaker 1 So are you working that day and the doctor's like, oh, yeah, I'm working. 24:52 Speaker 1 No, when you have a baby, the baby comes and the last thing you're going to do if your 24:55 Speaker 1 your wife's in there getting ready to deliver some creepy dude walks in. 24:59 Speaker 1 That's the first one was creepy, but he walks in. 25:03 Speaker 1 And he's like, Hey, I'm the on call doctor. 25:05 Speaker 1 That's going to be delivering your baby. 25:06 Speaker 1 What am I going to say? 25:07 Speaker 1 No, no, the guy. 25:10 Speaker 1 It sits down like, Oh, this is a nice one. 25:12 Speaker 1 I didn't say one lot of things. 25:14 Speaker 1 I'm here. 25:14 Speaker 1 You got your good ones, huh? 25:16 Speaker 1 Exactly. 25:17 Speaker 1 That's kind of like I got it for the baby comes out. 25:20 Speaker 1 I think every guy, I don't care who you are. 25:22 Speaker 1 I don't care how happy you are in your marriage. 25:24 Speaker 1 Every guy knows that when you go into that situation 25:27 Speaker 1 your wife's having a baby, you're looking, 25:30 Speaker 1 like you want to look at your newborn child. 25:32 Speaker 1 You wanna be like, but actually don't. 25:34 Speaker 1 To be honest, there's nothing about childbirth 25:36 Speaker 1 that you're like, oh, I gotta watch this. 25:38 Speaker 1 I almost passed off the first time, it was bad. 25:40 Speaker 1 But after that. 25:41 Speaker 1 You don't see how much damage is done to the vagina? 25:42 Speaker 1 Well, it's just crazy to watch a human being do that. 25:45 Speaker 1 Birth is crazy to me, but you wanna watch it. 25:49 Speaker 1 But then when I started finding this, 25:50 Speaker 1 it's more interesting to watch the doctor. 25:53 Speaker 1 because when you're watching that doctor, 25:54 Speaker 1 he knows you're staring in the face. 25:56 Speaker 1 He has to be like, 25:57 Speaker 1 Stonewall, Stonewall. 25:59 Speaker 1 Cause he can't even laugh, he can't smile. 26:01 Speaker 1 You know, he's sitting like, 26:03 Speaker 1 all right, give me the four subs. 26:05 Speaker 1 You know, so that's what I do. 26:06 Speaker 1 Cause you know, he's a guy. 26:08 Speaker 1 We're all, we all, 26:09 Speaker 1 you know, when they walk out, 26:11 Speaker 1 there's another guy in the, 26:12 Speaker 1 another doctor in the, in the room. 26:14 Speaker 1 And he's like, yo, Tom, how was it? 26:16 Speaker 1 And he was all dude, who's mad? 26:17 Speaker 1 Right? 26:18 Speaker 1 He's just like, he's just right now, 26:19 Speaker 1 like man, that thing went from a nine to a three. 26:21 Speaker 1 I tell you that, that poor guy. 26:22 Speaker 1 I ain't gonna lie that no more. 26:24 Speaker 1 You might as you're a few more kids. 26:26 Speaker 1 How was your night? 26:28 Speaker 1 Saw 10, fours and six eights. 26:31 Speaker 1 How about you, man? 26:32 Speaker 1 I saw three tens and a seven. 26:34 Speaker 1 You know, that's how they talk. 26:35 Speaker 1 They're dudes and it's just what it is. 26:38 Speaker 1 But anyway, I still think that when you're talking 26:40 Speaker 1 about piercings and tattoo artists, 26:42 Speaker 1 I would much rather my wife have a male, female doctor 26:48 Speaker 1 than get a tattoo by a dude or a piercing by a dude, you know? 26:52 Speaker 1 what if you know you got a lot of I mean the one that's been 26:54 Speaker 1 tapped new all up has been a chick. So what it was like a 26:57 Speaker 1 chick going in there like tapping the puss or the you know, 27:00 Speaker 1 but put needles in the purse and the I don't think it's I 27:02 Speaker 1 don't think it's attractive. I don't I don't I think that's 27:04 Speaker 1 weird. I don't I would I would never even do that. I don't 27:07 Speaker 1 have any tattoos in any of those places. I think it's weird. I 27:10 Speaker 1 one of my buddies he got a he got something tattooed on his 27:13 Speaker 1 butt cheek and you know for fricking years we would make him 27:17 Speaker 1 show it off at parties because it was funny it was Oh, it was 27:19 Speaker 1 your name. He got your name written on his butt cheek. So he would tell everybody like, 27:23 Speaker 1 I cut your name. Yeah. And then you'd be like, no, you don't. He pulls pants down. 27:27 Speaker 1 It just says your name. It's like, what are you doing? You know, one day you're going 27:31 Speaker 1 to be walking away from your wife. You're going to be 80 years old. And it's going to 27:34 Speaker 1 say your name on your butt. Yeah. I'm not a huge fans of piercing or tattoos in general 27:39 Speaker 1 for males or females. So I'm not really like so. I mean, if you find a whore in the scot 27:43 Speaker 1 on me, just like, whatever, you know, I know you're going to complain about this. Like 27:47 Speaker 1 You ruin those nice paint nipples for these fucking bars going through them, but yeah, you're not gonna 27:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, not even tater, you know, not on our couple times and never call her again. You're so gross 27:58 Speaker 1 You had nine engagements and you know to watch pre previously you said all these things 28:03 Speaker 1 You know all these things you've done all these things. She just I only say I'm a family man. I only say I love you 28:10 Speaker 1 And I say it's multiple women at the same time on the same day. I find them up at a lake 28:14 Speaker 1 the 28:16 Speaker 1 one 28:18 Speaker 1 of the one real quick we got up 28:21 Speaker 1 of the we got another weekend of college football and I think the most interesting one I saw today is that, uh, 28:24 Speaker 1 Trump will be attending the Texas Tennessee game 28:27 Speaker 1 we got a lot of Germany in there who's a big Texas fan 28:30 Speaker 1 of 28:31 Speaker 1 of the Tennessee fan, I mean 28:33 Speaker 1 no no no taxes these tag you love Texas 28:36 Speaker 1 they're both 28:36 Speaker 1 Both orange, both start with T. E. You know, it's really really hard to tell them apart, but I saw there's a there's a few regulations. So they're opening up. 28:44 Speaker 1 They're opening up the game three hours early. 28:46 Speaker 1 So you go ahead and get in there because Secret Service is going to be doing all the ticketing and check ins and everything, which I think is pretty crazy. I mean, obviously it seems standard, but I don't know how many games you often 28:55 Speaker 1 You'll go to in your life where you get patted down by Secret Service instead of just your regular random ass fucker that's just the end of the don't give a damn. 29:02 Speaker 1 Second, if you leave the stadium, you will not be allowed re-entry. 29:07 Speaker 1 Normally, if you have a ticket, you can come in and you leave. 29:10 Speaker 1 You will not be allowed re-entry this time. 29:12 Speaker 1 And third, which I thought was the craziest. 29:14 Speaker 1 If Trump's moving at any time, like if he's going to the bathroom, he's going to a new 29:18 Speaker 1 suite, he's going anywhere, all communications have to be shut off inside of the stadium. 29:24 Speaker 1 So that means that there's a play going on with Texas. 29:27 Speaker 1 The stadium is going to be crazy loud. 29:28 Speaker 1 They think they're going to be using hand signals anyway and not coach 29:32 Speaker 1 to play a communication. 29:33 Speaker 1 Well, let's say, Starks talking to Archie Manning about a play. 29:38 Speaker 1 Trump could get up to go piss or something, 29:40 Speaker 1 and all communications are cut off. 29:42 Speaker 1 Whether it's two seconds into the play call, 29:43 Speaker 1 whether it's five seconds, 29:44 Speaker 1 whether the play call I even started yet. 29:46 Speaker 1 Communication is getting shut off no matter where he goes. 29:49 Speaker 1 And you don't see a lot of presidents 29:52 Speaker 1 going to enjoy American college football, 29:55 Speaker 1 like Trump has, whatever your opinion is on that. 29:59 Speaker 1 And I think that's why it's just coming out now 30:01 Speaker 1 that all these rules and regulations, 30:03 Speaker 1 when you have a president come to a college football event, 30:05 Speaker 1 I just think it's kind of crazy. 30:07 Speaker 1 Well, I don't think he's gonna go anywhere. 30:09 Speaker 1 I mean, there's no way he doesn't have a bathroom in his suite, 30:12 Speaker 1 right? 30:12 Speaker 1 There's no way he's gonna watch, you know, 30:14 Speaker 1 three quarters and bounce. 30:16 Speaker 1 I think they're gonna have people come into him. 30:18 Speaker 1 So you know, like Matthew McConaughey's gonna be there 30:20 Speaker 1 because it's in Texas, right? 30:22 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a Tennessee. 30:24 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 30:25 Speaker 1 Who's, I hate to say that. 30:26 Speaker 1 I sound really, really bad. 30:28 Speaker 1 And I'm not trying to take Jabs at Tennessee. 30:31 Speaker 1 I'm not. Is there anybody famous at watches on? 30:34 Speaker 1 Oh, you've got Morgan Wall and will probably be there more likely who probably 30:38 Speaker 1 be there their biggest celebrity more likely. You've got, you know, you get the 30:43 Speaker 1 dog dog real popular there. They're their mascot. All right. 30:46 Speaker 1 Come on, Germany's. What do you got here? Who knows going on? 30:49 Speaker 1 He said, Dolly Parton. Oh, that's terrible. Dolly Parton. 30:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 30:57 Speaker 1 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 31:00 Speaker 1 That's not even at the game games on Saturday that's 26. So I don't know what they're talking about down there 31:05 Speaker 1 But I just thought it was interesting that you have all these moving parts and I guess people are bitching and upset about it 31:10 Speaker 1 But I mean it's no different than when Taylor Swift goes to a fucking chief game 31:13 Speaker 1 It's almost exactly the same when it comes to security 31:15 Speaker 1 Obviously, they're not having secret service check people in but her security team is fucking absolutely insane 31:21 Speaker 1 Whenever she goes to an event and there seems to be no problem. I don't know why people are upset about it 31:25 Speaker 1 I know Tennessee down in the south. They're gonna be like fuck and we got Trump here, baby 31:30 Speaker 1 Okay, well Kevin Hart has a kid there. He has a kids everywhere. He's like 17 kids. Don't say that again 31:36 Speaker 1 Not but I will say like Taylor Swift doesn't she come in and like a 31:39 Speaker 1 I 31:40 Speaker 1 Saw them they snuck her in in like a like a cart like a music cart like one of those big things like a sandbox 31:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, they sneak her in they sneak her into the stadium and those which 31:50 Speaker 1 What kind of life is that I you know, I mean I get it better than having fucking five bullet holes in you 31:56 Speaker 1 Or like we're not here. Nobody's trying to assassinate Taylor Swift. Despite some random weird dudes like got a jar full of sperm trying to throw it on her. I'll tell you that 32:04 Speaker 1 Well, there's only one guy. I know that has jars sitting around his house and that's you so 32:09 Speaker 1 He's supposed to nobody that now I'm saving the buffer if you were waiting for an alien invasion 32:14 Speaker 1 Alien vision or if that don't come I'm gonna wait for a chief super bowl and I'm Taylor's getting slim 32:19 Speaker 1 They're like in other news, the sliming that took place in January that she's super 32:26 Speaker 1 cool. Taylor Swift's now pregnant. And we believe that you can get pregnant from 32:31 Speaker 1 consumption or consumption because she just got it in her mouth. That was it. 32:34 Speaker 1 We got Billy Joe, another dead US science or service woman yesterday. I don't know what 32:39 Speaker 1 the fuck that. What are you talking about? That means that science or service? I mean, 32:43 Speaker 1 another service woman yesterday. This sounds like a political, political chat going on. 32:47 Speaker 1 I think we're trying to get political. 32:49 Speaker 1 Well, it's kind of hard because, I mean, I don't know if he says science. 32:51 Speaker 1 If he's talking about science, I don't know if he's talking about the NASA 32:54 Speaker 1 scientists have been being killed off when they're trying to talk about 32:57 Speaker 1 aliens and what's really going up in space. 32:58 Speaker 1 So there's been like 23 NASA scientists that have been murdered 33:01 Speaker 1 or missing or something like that. 33:03 Speaker 1 So I don't know exactly what he's talking about. 33:05 Speaker 1 Good to have you, Billy Joe, never seen you before. 33:06 Speaker 1 But if you are listening to our hot radio podcast or spot a phone, 33:10 Speaker 1 be sure to lose the five star review and Apollo helps out a good bit. 33:12 Speaker 1 It really doesn't. 33:12 Speaker 1 We see all doing it all the time, even more. 33:14 Speaker 1 So now that we're giving away a PS5, 33:16 Speaker 1 when we hit a thousand reviews on the daily dose show, 33:19 Speaker 1 Spotify, just take that screenshots in and order me 33:22 Speaker 1 Brandon Thrasher on Instagram or the Clues 2 on Facebook 33:24 Speaker 1 and we'll get you on the list. 33:25 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got the Patreon down below. 33:26 Speaker 1 You've ever paid advertising for the show, 33:28 Speaker 1 which is going really well. 33:30 Speaker 1 So we appreciate you subscribing for five, 10 or $20 a month. 33:34 Speaker 1 Thank you very much. 33:35 Speaker 1 And we use it for the buses, Stairboard Frog, 33:38 Speaker 1 whatever else we need to get the show going off the ground. 33:40 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got dailydoseshow.com, 33:42 Speaker 1 the website, go over there, 33:43 Speaker 1 check it out, get all information on the show as well as the merch store that Michael 33:47 Speaker 1 Germany runs for us. All the proceeds do go to him and we actually just sent out Lily 33:51 Speaker 1 Phillips merch a day, which is close to fucking $170 to ship that shit all the way to the 33:57 Speaker 1 UK. So hopefully she enjoys it and we get some nice tit and plus pics to be able to 34:02 Speaker 1 share with you guys in our merch on our own only fans that will be going towards charity. 34:07 Speaker 1 Billy Joe said, wait, is that what she's doing? She's doing she's doing that in our 34:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why we sent her merch. Oh my god. Yeah, we're gonna hold calendar and everything, you know 34:17 Speaker 1 I'm gonna have Megan look at it. Tell me what it's like 34:24 Speaker 1 Explain it to me. She's gonna be like oh my god. It's so gross. She's wearing a daily dose show hat 34:30 Speaker 1 She barely has the shirt on and she's oh my god Chuck. She's sleeping with so many men 34:34 Speaker 1 You would hate it. I'm jumping out of cressy. I don't know what's going on. So gross. So I'll ask her to explain it to me 34:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, all right. Well, Billy just said killed the Persian Gulf. You're really not gimme a lot of information here 34:45 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on. You're just I don't know if you're making shit up or you just very bad at it, you know 34:50 Speaker 1 Tell us what's going on. I mean just like talking to us in like one sentences killed in the Persian Gulf 34:55 Speaker 1 We don't know what you're gonna be like. What does that mean? And he's like dead dead in the water near Persia 35:01 Speaker 1 What are we talking about? 35:02 Speaker 1 It's running by Santa. 35:03 Speaker 1 It's running by Santa. 35:04 Speaker 1 Uh, crabs are eating your post right now. 35:08 Speaker 1 All right. 35:09 Speaker 1 We'll go ahead and get, uh, yeah, anything to add to that? 35:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:13 Speaker 1 So, uh, what's the difference, Brandon? 35:15 Speaker 1 Between a tire and 365 used condoms. 35:19 Speaker 1 Uh, uh, one of them is black and the other I've been in white. 35:24 Speaker 1 No. 35:25 Speaker 1 Oh, what? 35:26 Speaker 1 One's a good year. 35:27 Speaker 1 One's a great year. 35:28 Speaker 1 Hi. 35:29 Speaker 1 I 35:33 Speaker 1 I don't know I hate using condoms. Oh, did you use condoms a bunch when you were back in the day banging? Oh my God 35:39 Speaker 1 What sure you didn't 35:42 Speaker 1 No, you didn't look at that. He's thinking about it. I knew city. I was I was I never was with anyone until Megan 35:49 Speaker 1 He's up, but if I was I never would use the condom on any of them I'd never know I would have got to create 50% 35:59 Speaker 1 50% of the time is my first ex-wife. 36:02 Speaker 1 The rest 20% of the time it works 100% of the time. 36:07 Speaker 1 20% of the time I never won the rather age of percent. 36:10 Speaker 1 I didn't either. 36:12 Speaker 1 It's such a raw dog. 36:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 36:13 Speaker 1 They good. 36:14 Speaker 1 You must have helped your you must have helped your good sperm. 36:15 Speaker 1 And so you had to make it. 36:17 Speaker 1 Dude. 36:18 Speaker 1 So I am I my nose is running so bad. 36:20 Speaker 1 I keep out of mute myself and therefore like the first half of the show you did so good at carrying us like you're stalking and I can blow my nose. 36:27 Speaker 1 You're not doing it anymore. 36:28 Speaker 1 You're making me interact, which is making it hard. 36:31 Speaker 1 My eyes are watering right now. 36:32 Speaker 1 I'm doing everything I can, not sniffle because there's nothing 36:34 Speaker 1 worse than this new show. 36:35 Speaker 1 And somebody's over here like, oh, that's the worst. 36:37 Speaker 1 Jies me crazy. 36:38 Speaker 1 I'm gonna do it again. 36:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're eating on show, which you love to do as well. 36:41 Speaker 1 But while he goes in, uses come rag first, knows now we know. 36:45 Speaker 1 Good joke. 36:48 Speaker 1 All right. 36:48 Speaker 1 Let's get into. 36:50 Speaker 1 All right, we're going to get into what it took. 36:53 Speaker 1 All right. 36:54 Speaker 1 So this is great. 36:54 Speaker 1 This is great. 36:55 Speaker 1 So, you know, I told you guys that when I showed up, when I showed up, when I showed up to teach today, I had to do an 36:58 Speaker 1 afternoon. I'd say two afternoon because I was PM get there. I pop an 37:02 Speaker 1 algae pill. It's PM not a good idea. Not not a good idea. And I'm 37:05 Speaker 1 taking fourth grade, which is tough. Fourth grade is rough. But I get 37:09 Speaker 1 there, they have to go to art and they got to go to gym. I'm sorry, 37:11 Speaker 1 they got to go to lunch. And that's not gonna recess. I'm like, Oh, 37:14 Speaker 1 this is great. This is like a great opening of my day, right? Two 37:17 Speaker 1 hours amount in the sun, but not good because I can't breathe. So 37:20 Speaker 1 I'm walking out. I would have felt so good today. It did feel 37:24 Speaker 1 good. It was a little cooler. Yeah, loved it. So I'm walking out 37:27 Speaker 1 And one of the kids go, 37:29 Speaker 1 Mr. L, can you ref soccer for us? 37:33 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, God. 37:34 Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, man, I'll ref soccer. 37:36 Speaker 1 I don't know anything. 37:37 Speaker 1 I know stuff about soccer, but I don't know 37:39 Speaker 1 a lot about soccer. 37:40 Speaker 1 So I'm like, yeah, dude, I'll ref it, 37:42 Speaker 1 because I was out there a few days ago 37:44 Speaker 1 with the fifth grade, then one of the other teachers 37:46 Speaker 1 was refing, and he was kind of just talking to me 37:48 Speaker 1 about the Falcons and about their dismal, 37:50 Speaker 1 abysmal season and all that. 37:52 Speaker 1 So I'm out there, dude, and I'm refing. 37:54 Speaker 1 And it's crazy, because I don't know if you remember 37:56 Speaker 1 when you were in school, like especially elementary, 37:59 Speaker 1 you do a sport like that. 38:01 Speaker 1 At one point, I counted 35 kids against 37 kids. 38:06 Speaker 1 That's how many kids were like, 38:08 Speaker 1 I'm not, it was crazy. 38:10 Speaker 1 And it's just soccer? 38:12 Speaker 1 Yes, and it's just one huge like group going as one, 38:15 Speaker 1 just all over. 38:16 Speaker 1 You can't even riff that, what the fuck? 38:18 Speaker 1 They had four goal tenders on both goals, right? 38:22 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I'm watching. 38:23 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 38:25 Speaker 1 I'm watching and I'm trying to get involved and trying to help out. I'm like, you know foul, you know illegal 38:30 Speaker 1 Kicking, you know, whatever out of bounds, you know free throw. It's only know a lot 38:34 Speaker 1 But I know enough that I cuz I watched the World Cup 38:36 Speaker 1 So anyway, there was this kid and he was kind of close and I know I know there's a wire to money fucking people on this 38:44 Speaker 1 Filled everyone's getting a foul man again get a fuck out of here red card. You read card Carlos get mad to the goddamn 38:50 Speaker 1 Damn Gaff, dear, you ain't playing it. 38:52 Speaker 1 It's about how it was going. 38:53 Speaker 1 I was just trying to thin the herd. 38:55 Speaker 1 Okay, I was trying to thin the herd. 38:56 Speaker 1 So I'm out there and all of a sudden I see 38:58 Speaker 1 like this grotesque foul. 39:01 Speaker 1 I mean, kids got the ball, 39:02 Speaker 1 other kid comes up and like pushes him down. 39:04 Speaker 1 So I'm like, not on my watch, dude. 39:06 Speaker 1 Not on my watch. 39:07 Speaker 1 So I go over there and I'm like, free kick, you know? 39:10 Speaker 1 I don't really know anything about free kicks. 39:11 Speaker 1 I don't know how they work or anything. 39:13 Speaker 1 So I put this kid like 10 feet in front of this goaltender, right? 39:18 Speaker 1 of this gold tender, right? And I'm like, only one gold tender, only one 39:22 Speaker 1 gold tender. So this little Asian kid is Asian boy, so nice and so cute. He goes 39:25 Speaker 1 out there, he's got these huge glasses and he's standing there like this. And this 39:30 Speaker 1 kid is probably at this point six feet away from him, maybe, and everyone's 39:35 Speaker 1 watching. And I'm like, when you're ready, free kick, you know, whatever. And this 39:40 Speaker 1 kid on your mark, it's that yo, he kicks the ball as hard as he can 39:48 Speaker 1 Brandon, it hit this kid, the goaltender, right square in the face. 39:53 Speaker 1 I'm talking, wham, it bounces off his face and goes flying up in the air and everybody just stops. 39:59 Speaker 1 And I mind you, I'm the only teacher at soccer and I look at this little boy and he just got 40:05 Speaker 1 rock, dude, rocked and I look and there's blood everywhere. 40:10 Speaker 1 It's just pouring out of his nose. 40:12 Speaker 1 But at this point, I'm more afraid his glasses cut his cheeks open because I mean, dude, 40:17 Speaker 1 This thing was a direct hit, direct hit. 40:20 Speaker 1 So I run over there and I'm like, 40:21 Speaker 1 yo dude, are you okay? 40:22 Speaker 1 Now I'm worried. 40:23 Speaker 1 Like you remember when you were a kid 40:25 Speaker 1 and you'd be doing something to your buddies. 40:26 Speaker 1 Just like, good block kid, get back up, 40:27 Speaker 1 get back up, get boy to get your fine. 40:29 Speaker 1 You're okay, you're good. 40:30 Speaker 1 You remember, like when you were a kid 40:32 Speaker 1 and like you'd be with your friends 40:34 Speaker 1 and somebody would get hurt really, really bad 40:36 Speaker 1 and you'd immediately go, oh my God, dude. 40:38 Speaker 1 Like I'm in so much trouble 40:39 Speaker 1 if my parents find out that I did that, right? 40:42 Speaker 1 Do you remember that to never happen to you? 40:45 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I mean, not, not as much like normally we'd all be doing dumb shit together and get hurt. 40:50 Speaker 1 I do a lot of remember a lot of kids crying at soccer when I kick him in the face, but that's, that's like my biggest thing. 40:55 Speaker 1 My biggest gripe with a professional soccer or even just soccer in general. Like you get kicked in the face. It doesn't hurt that bad. 41:00 Speaker 1 All right. You might bleed a little bit, but you ain't fucking it's a soccer ball. All right. 41:04 Speaker 1 So it's fine. I mean, it might be coming at you at like 150 miles an hour, like professional, but it's a soccer ball. 41:09 Speaker 1 You're going to be okay. Just block it with your face and it'll be fine because you got professional soccer players that will turn their head away from the ball. 41:14 Speaker 1 like, did you get paid millions, put your face in front of the goddamn ball and fucking 41:18 Speaker 1 hit it. Okay, he's not getting paid millions. Okay. And I'm the one who put him there all 41:23 Speaker 1 alone. And I think I had the penalty kick way too close. Yeah, definitely did. There's 41:28 Speaker 1 literally a spot on the fucking field to put the ball for a penalty kick. And was it 41:31 Speaker 1 inside the penalty area or was it just like outside? You're just like, frick it five feet 41:35 Speaker 1 in front of this guy kicking as hard as you can. Oh yeah, it was like in half field when 41:38 Speaker 1 I like, when I just dropped the ball there and just having to kick it again. You don't 41:43 Speaker 1 I wanted to see somebody score. 41:45 Speaker 1 So I was like, this is boring. 41:47 Speaker 1 Kick that kid in the face. 41:49 Speaker 1 So he kicks this kid, dude. 41:52 Speaker 1 And it just, it just, I mean, it was bad, right? 41:55 Speaker 1 So blood's everywhere. 41:56 Speaker 1 And I'm going, oh my God. 41:58 Speaker 1 Like, what do I do? 41:59 Speaker 1 So I go, I run over and grab the kid and I just pull him off. 42:01 Speaker 1 And I'm like, hey, everybody, you know, play nice. 42:03 Speaker 1 I'll be back. 42:04 Speaker 1 You know, and they're like, ooh, you know, and I'm like walking the kid away. 42:07 Speaker 1 And I'm trying to, I'm trying to frickin, I'm trying to like, 42:10 Speaker 1 And I'm trying to like hold his head back, but then I'm like, okay, I don't know. 42:13 Speaker 1 It's a lot of blood. 42:14 Speaker 1 And he's like, and he's like gurgling because I didn't have anything. 42:21 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm not going to use my hand or my shirt. 42:23 Speaker 1 And I'm going, okay, blood. 42:24 Speaker 1 Oh my bro, you got it. 42:25 Speaker 1 You got to like, you need to pinch it. 42:27 Speaker 1 Like you've got to pinch it. 42:28 Speaker 1 So he pinches it and blood just pouring down. 42:30 Speaker 1 So I'm walking up to all the other teachers and they're all up by the gymnasium 42:34 Speaker 1 and like the basketball courts. 42:35 Speaker 1 And I was like, we got one. 42:36 Speaker 1 We got one injured right here, but it wasn't my fault. 42:38 Speaker 1 It was not my fault. 42:39 Speaker 1 I'm a kid guy wrong man soccer gets crazy. 42:41 Speaker 1 I need someone besides me supervising that shit because I don't know those soccer. 42:45 Speaker 1 That's what I said. 42:46 Speaker 1 So why are you guys letting me go out there? 42:48 Speaker 1 Like why are you trusting me with these children playing soccer? 42:51 Speaker 1 I don't know what I'm doing. 42:52 Speaker 1 I don't know anything about soccer. 42:53 Speaker 1 So anyway I had to take the kid up then I had to get him a friend to take him to the nurse 42:58 Speaker 1 to go get it fixed. 42:59 Speaker 1 Kid had freaking, I don't think they were tampons but he had stuff jammed up his nose all 43:03 Speaker 1 day. 43:04 Speaker 1 He's probably got two black eyes. 43:05 Speaker 1 His parents are probably going to call the school and they're going to be like who's this 43:07 Speaker 1 Mr. L fellow and why did he have my son playing gold tender against a kid that's three times 43:12 Speaker 1 his size with the biggest leg you've ever seen can like Rick and Ronaldo out there. So 43:17 Speaker 1 anyway, you're gonna get the school's gonna hit hit with negligence. I first found out 43:21 Speaker 1 that I first found out that word whenever we used to play this game back in school. I think 43:26 Speaker 1 you said you played it too, where you toss a piece of paper up and you try to stab with 43:28 Speaker 1 a pencil, whoever stabs it first gets it, but it's very dangerous because you got stabbing 43:32 Speaker 1 pencils in the air. I stabbed this kid in my in his hand right here. What? I just remember 43:37 Speaker 1 him right rock on the sea that oh, oh, he did that for like probably 45 seconds a minute. 43:49 Speaker 1 And then he called negligence. That's not that is not a game any human being has ever played 43:56 Speaker 1 before. I assure you, no, no, he's ever thrown up a piece of paper and tried to stab it 44:01 Speaker 1 with a pencil in the air. That's the dumbest. That's not the name of the game. That's 44:06 Speaker 1 with the schools at fault for Brandon's like hey guys hey guys who's in for 44:12 Speaker 1 negligence and they're like I love negligence I love it I'm so good I'm 44:16 Speaker 1 the champion in negligence the result of the game in the entry was 44:21 Speaker 1 negligence fucking game we play was called throw them up stab them up who 44:32 Speaker 1 was a play throw them up, stab them up. I'm in. I'm in. It was terrible. It was like a, 44:37 Speaker 1 it was like a burst enough. Spear the queer with football, remember that game? You throw 44:41 Speaker 1 the football up, you never caught the ball, you had to run around until you get tackled 44:44 Speaker 1 by it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Bear the queers. So this was like the same thing, but it was 44:48 Speaker 1 inside the classroom. I mean, sometimes we'd have six fuckers on this game. And every 44:52 Speaker 1 now and then, if we had dollars, we'd bet on it, like who got it? But you had to be direct 44:56 Speaker 1 with the staff and like you had to get the paper and pull it down back to you. And I got 45:00 Speaker 1 a couple in the knuckles for sure. I got some graphite scars, but that guy, I got him 45:05 Speaker 1 right in the fucking hand. He was new at the game and he didn't really understand it as 45:08 Speaker 1 whole. He only played like probably three rounds or something, but he got fucked on that round. 45:12 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. And then she's calling the school. She's like, I'm saving the school 45:16 Speaker 1 for Nagelagex. Because I'm going, Oh my God, am I in trouble? Like, no, essentially, 45:20 Speaker 1 that means that we didn't do anything to stop you from playing this game. All right, cool. 45:23 Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck, you know, I'm going to play to this table over here. I keep doing 45:27 Speaker 1 I'm just all you want. 45:28 Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. 45:29 Speaker 1 The other ones getting in trouble will not me. 45:30 Speaker 1 So we continue to stab people for the next four months. 45:34 Speaker 1 The one thing that I will pass on to these kids at the end of the school year is I'm going 45:38 Speaker 1 to be like, Hey, you guys ever played negligence? 45:40 Speaker 1 You're going to middle school. 45:41 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 45:42 Speaker 1 It's a great game. 45:43 Speaker 1 All you do is you double piece of paper and you stab it with a pencil and whoever and 45:46 Speaker 1 teachers love it. 45:47 Speaker 1 They love it. 45:48 Speaker 1 You know, you know, the traders will like got it. 45:49 Speaker 1 Yep. 45:50 Speaker 1 You're telling you tell them it's don't let stabbing up and when they ask like can we get 45:53 Speaker 1 in trouble? 45:54 Speaker 1 us called negligence. 45:55 Speaker 1 That buddy. 45:56 Speaker 1 They go home. 45:57 Speaker 1 You know what? 45:58 Speaker 1 You know what? 45:59 Speaker 1 I haven't seen and I used to see this all the time. 46:00 Speaker 1 I guess it's just no longer a thing is when you guys were kids, did you ever throw the 46:04 Speaker 1 pencil into the ceiling? 46:05 Speaker 1 You just throw a sharp pencil into the ceiling and stick up there. 46:08 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 46:09 Speaker 1 We designed them. 46:10 Speaker 1 So we had a lot of mechanical pencils and what we do is we redesign them and we take two 46:13 Speaker 1 springs out of one and put it in the other and you can really launch that motherfucker 46:16 Speaker 1 up in the air or we also like to play eraser during during math. 46:23 Speaker 1 Quizzzz test. Yeah, during tests and shit. So it was like the old school, you know, the, the pink 46:29 Speaker 1 erasers, you know, classic. Yeah. It's got the weird, weird trapezoids. And you could, if you threw it 46:34 Speaker 1 right, you could bounce it off the wall and it'd come back to you almost like a boomerang. So we 46:38 Speaker 1 do that during class. We'd fucking teacher be over there. We just want to be over there. We'd 46:42 Speaker 1 fucking rip this goddamn eraser across room to a couple corners and try to bounce it to our buddies. 46:47 Speaker 1 And usually worked out pretty good until it didn't. And then we had to have silent lunch where we had 46:50 Speaker 1 to go sit in the damn classroom and teachers and eat with them. 46:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what the fuck this? 46:55 Speaker 1 So what we still keep doing it. 46:57 Speaker 1 What I learned today is I didn't know this was even a thing. 46:59 Speaker 1 I was taking the kids to lunch and the principal came up and was like, I need 47:03 Speaker 1 so-and-so and let's see. 47:05 Speaker 1 She's like, so-and-so who do you want to have lunch with you? 47:08 Speaker 1 And she just walks over this other kid and grabs her and she goes, I want her. 47:12 Speaker 1 And so she pulled these two kids out. 47:13 Speaker 1 Oh my God, this is weird. 47:14 Speaker 1 I looked at the principal. 47:15 Speaker 1 Where are they going? 47:16 Speaker 1 She was, they wanted to have lunch with the principal. 47:19 Speaker 1 It's something you can earn if you're like good and you're like all these work 47:24 Speaker 1 Like what like even in fifth grade. I don't think I'd have been over there like hey man Brandon Brandon 47:29 Speaker 1 I don't care what happens this year. I'm having lunch with the principal. It's gonna be awesome 47:33 Speaker 1 Like what but it's a thing that they win now like they can win that 47:38 Speaker 1 It's like times have changed dude. Nice to do that to us also like I think it was middle school 47:43 Speaker 1 Maybe like you could like win like like teachers lunch like you could eat with like the teachers 47:48 Speaker 1 I was doing that for free. I was getting a trouble point. 47:49 Speaker 1 Negligence and I get all the fucking teacher teacher lunches. I want it, but you would have the problem is you would have all the 47:55 Speaker 1 all the nerd. I wouldn't necessarily say nerd. Can I grow up with a lot of nerves? I had the same student or the same 48:02 Speaker 1 classmates all the way through middle school. We were all in the same advanced programs, everything. Obviously, I was like 48:07 Speaker 1 the problem maker and we had like a few more in there. But you had like the actual people that cared about school and 48:11 Speaker 1 wanted to learn something or, you know, really progress their something lives and wanted to go to college. 48:17 Speaker 1 They wanted to go to college or some bullshit like that 48:20 Speaker 1 In middle school. I really come on now. You have a little fun 48:22 Speaker 1 So they would always be the ones that wanted to go do that 48:25 Speaker 1 And I'm like how gay is that like first off the lunchroom or the classroom 48:30 Speaker 1 Smell crazy because the teachers who cook the craziest fucking shit 48:33 Speaker 1 They'd be like microwave and fish and shit 48:36 Speaker 1 Or some weird fucking two-day old Chinese food like dude fucking order some pizza or something 48:41 Speaker 1 What is wrong with you fucking weirdo? It's disgusting. So we I would just always stay in the cafeteria 48:46 Speaker 1 And that's when I'll never forget you bring it up these pencil, these pencil things we used to do. 48:53 Speaker 1 There used to be, so in our cafeteria we'd have lights. 48:56 Speaker 1 We'd have the, you know, the bowl blights. 48:59 Speaker 1 What are they called? 49:00 Speaker 1 Hydrogen. 49:01 Speaker 1 Hydrogen. 49:02 Speaker 1 Now, what are the two ones called? 49:03 Speaker 1 The ones that have you? 49:04 Speaker 1 Tubes. 49:05 Speaker 1 Tube lights. 49:06 Speaker 1 Tube lights, whatever. 49:07 Speaker 1 They had those. 49:08 Speaker 1 And now sometimes back in the day, they just had just a clear cover over them where it 49:11 Speaker 1 was like, it was like, oh, yeah, whatever. 49:13 Speaker 1 Then they got fancy in the early, you know, 2006. 49:16 Speaker 1 But they used to have, they would have the, the domes that came down under them to reflect 49:20 Speaker 1 it. So there was, there was a gap between the, um, the actual ceiling and the dome that 49:25 Speaker 1 covered it. So our whole goal in, uh, uh, uh, middle school, uh, lunch was to shoot pencils 49:31 Speaker 1 up into that dome. We got like four by the end of the year, but our first one, our first 49:36 Speaker 1 one, dude, I swear to God, I'll never forget where we're sitting. Uh, all the way to the 49:40 Speaker 1 left of country lunch room. We're shooting these shit, uh, up in the ceiling. And, uh, 49:44 Speaker 1 said, Hey, look at that. Mr. Sozo. I can't remember his name for the life of me. Big old fat guy. He came from Lee Middle School. He was like our assistant principal. Big guy. Weird. 49:53 Speaker 1 He's like, dude, look over there. He's got a boner. And I swear to God, it was the first grown man boner I've ever seen. 50:00 Speaker 1 I swear. I swear. You give me a Bible. You give me. You give me Virgin Mary. I'll hold her hand. I swear to God. I still remember this in my head. I'm sitting in this table. You look to the right. There was a food line. All this sense of principle 50:13 Speaker 1 were staying in front of it. He's got his hands on his hips. He's got a big old belly 50:16 Speaker 1 coming out comes back in and you just look at his pants and he just got like a fucking 50:20 Speaker 1 six inch dagger. Like dude, what is going on? He's probably wearing khakis and it just 50:26 Speaker 1 have to remember the pleated khakis. They stuck out like that. It made you look like you're 50:30 Speaker 1 raging. It wasn't a rager. He had a raging boner because we had a lot of hot chicks in 50:34 Speaker 1 our class. I'll tell you that. What great is this? Ah, seventh. That's gross. No, no, 50:41 Speaker 1 No way. Oh yeah. He did. Yeah. He had a black wife to his very odd when we figured that out too and whatnot. But we were just never forget. I could call up for people right now that would say the exact same thing that I do had a raging fucking boner looking at us across the lunch room. But it was crazy. 50:58 Speaker 1 is great. I'm looking at you with one. I are better not throw that pencil, mate. 51:03 Speaker 1 I can't remember his name, but yeah, dude, I was like, he didn't know, you know, 51:06 Speaker 1 because obviously in middle school, that's when you learn to waste band it. 51:09 Speaker 1 We got a waste band that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Especially if you're in class and you get 51:12 Speaker 1 called up, you got to do that quick. Yeah. And I say, I looking back at it, 51:17 Speaker 1 dude. I mean, we probably had during school. I mean, I probably had a phone 51:20 Speaker 1 or probably since 8 30 in the morning, you know, until like 3 30, I'm just rocking 51:25 Speaker 1 hard one to get home and find a time to whack it out. 51:28 Speaker 1 You got to think, I mean, when I was in school, this was in the 90s. So, you know, that's 51:33 Speaker 1 when every boy was transitioning from a tidy whiteies to boxer briefs and not box. I'm 51:40 Speaker 1 sorry, boxers just loose boxers like boxer briefs weren't even a thing. So, so I remember 51:44 Speaker 1 the first time I think I was in seventh grade, eighth grade. And I was playing sports and we 51:50 Speaker 1 We were in the locker room and I remember taking my clothes off and I'm standing there my 51:56 Speaker 1 tighty whiteies and somebody was like, hey look at Charles over there and his tighty 52:00 Speaker 1 whiteies. 52:01 Speaker 1 They started making fun of me and I'm looking around like what are you guys wearing? 52:04 Speaker 1 And they all got their grandpa boxers on and I'm going what's up with those? 52:07 Speaker 1 You know, they're like, oh dude boxers are cool. 52:10 Speaker 1 You can wear them to the beach and nobody cares and you can wear them around the house 52:13 Speaker 1 and I'm going what? 52:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like what? 52:15 Speaker 1 Like that's cool. 52:16 Speaker 1 So I told my mom, I was like I want some boxers, right? 52:19 Speaker 1 Dude, my mom went to Kmart. She bought me like 20 pairs of the cheapest, 52:23 Speaker 1 softest, thinnest boxers they had. There's no button in them. 52:28 Speaker 1 There's nothing holding them in the front. So I put those things on and I remember I 52:32 Speaker 1 had Miss Colocks. Never forget, and I like Miss Colocks. But I was in Miss Colocks. 52:35 Speaker 1 She's hot. Well, I mean, you know, it's all relative, but yeah, I mean to me, 52:39 Speaker 1 you know, seventh grade or whatever. I was like, she's gorgeous. You know, I'm gonna 52:42 Speaker 1 wear it one day. But I remember sitting there and I mean, I wore jeans and I'm 52:48 Speaker 1 like, well, it was, it was so ticklish. 52:51 Speaker 1 It was just every time I moved, it would tickle me. 52:53 Speaker 1 And then I realized everything was coming out of this major hole. 52:56 Speaker 1 It was coming out. 52:57 Speaker 1 No. 52:58 Speaker 1 Oh, I started. 52:59 Speaker 1 I started, I started freaking out because I'm just, I would move a muscle and I'd be 53:04 Speaker 1 freaking six to midnight, you know, it was rough. 53:08 Speaker 1 Oh, it felt good though. 53:08 Speaker 1 I mean, the first classroom boner you got, you just like, especially if you're like 53:12 Speaker 1 reading or you're just like, you know, you wouldn't like it. 53:15 Speaker 1 Like the lights are off. 53:16 Speaker 1 Maybe you're watching a movie. 53:17 Speaker 1 And you're just like, I mean, you just rock hard in class. 53:20 Speaker 1 Just like looking around all your hot chicks around you and what not. 53:22 Speaker 1 You're like, this is, this is nice right here. 53:24 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know if this is going to keep going or not. 53:26 Speaker 1 And it does. 53:26 Speaker 1 It does all the way, you know, it goes for a while. 53:29 Speaker 1 I didn't like it. 53:29 Speaker 1 I didn't like doing that in class. 53:31 Speaker 1 It always made, I always had to like think about my grandma and stuff. 53:33 Speaker 1 It was, it was, I don't like it. 53:35 Speaker 1 Tucks out. 53:35 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm getting harder. 53:36 Speaker 1 Uh oh. 53:37 Speaker 1 I remember, I remember I went through a phase after that because I 53:39 Speaker 1 couldn't stop doing it. 53:40 Speaker 1 Just not just getting boners and school. 53:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 53:43 Speaker 1 And I hated it because they would always call on me. 53:44 Speaker 1 So I remember I started wearing my, it's, I started wearing my 53:49 Speaker 1 tighty whiteies under my boxers. So we'd go to gym class. 53:51 Speaker 1 I'd look like I was wearing boxers, but I had tighty whiteies 53:54 Speaker 1 underneath them. I did like a whole like three months, 10 of 53:56 Speaker 1 that. 53:56 Speaker 1 He's stuck in the snake. So all my mom was so pissed. 53:59 Speaker 1 We got so much laundry. How many pairs of underwear you 54:02 Speaker 1 wear. And I was like, you have no idea, mom. It's rough out 54:04 Speaker 1 there. It's rough out there for a guy that never wore boxers 54:07 Speaker 1 before. 54:07 Speaker 1 Mom's like, well, since yes, two, okay. And if you want to know 54:11 Speaker 1 the answer, I'll tell you up. But I don't think you do. 54:13 Speaker 1 Exactly. All right. We're gonna get into this one real quick. I want to talk about it yesterday, 54:20 Speaker 1 but we need to talk about it before we get into the weekings. I know a lot of people are gonna be 54:22 Speaker 1 seeing this movie. So we're gonna get into Della dosadonos. 54:29 Speaker 1 Is Chris Hanson a pedophile hunting hero or a great American villain? Primetime, the new 54:35 Speaker 1 boobing starring Robert Pattinson. As to catch a predator, host Chris Hanson kicks off. In 2006, 54:41 Speaker 1 and he started the show is now coming out this week. 54:44 Speaker 1 And there's been a lot of speculation about it. 54:46 Speaker 1 Chris Hanson is not very happy about this movie coming out. 54:50 Speaker 1 He was gonna go see it. 54:51 Speaker 1 They wanted him to sign an NDA. 54:52 Speaker 1 So you cannot talk anything about the movie leading up to it. 54:55 Speaker 1 And he supposedly bought ad space in front of the movie. 54:58 Speaker 1 So every time we see the movie in theaters, 55:00 Speaker 1 you're gonna see Chris Hanson talking first. 55:02 Speaker 1 And essentially what's going on here is they are, 55:05 Speaker 1 Robert Pattinson's playing Chris Hanson in this movie 55:07 Speaker 1 to catch a predator. 55:08 Speaker 1 And it's, they're essentially demonizing him saying, 55:11 Speaker 1 He was the bad guy in all this saying, you know, 55:13 Speaker 1 forget all the predators he helped catch, 55:15 Speaker 1 forget all the crazy shit that happened. 55:17 Speaker 1 Chris Hanson was actually the bad guy, 55:19 Speaker 1 and we need to be pissed at him more instead. 55:22 Speaker 1 And Chris Hanson's coming out saying, 55:23 Speaker 1 are you fucking crazy? 55:24 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? 55:25 Speaker 1 Like, I caught a lot of predators, 55:26 Speaker 1 and now you want to make me out to be the bad guy. 55:29 Speaker 1 So before I get any further into this, Chuck, 55:32 Speaker 1 have you heard anything about this movie coming out? 55:33 Speaker 1 Have you seen anything about Chris Hanson 55:34 Speaker 1 being upset about it? 55:35 Speaker 1 And obviously, you know, to catch a predator, 55:37 Speaker 1 everyone knows the show with very famous lines like, 55:40 Speaker 1 Oh, no, it just looks very bad, doesn't it? 55:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, I know about that. 55:44 Speaker 1 I've seen obviously the trailer for it and all that, 55:47 Speaker 1 and I think it was coming out, 55:48 Speaker 1 but I don't really see how they demonized Chris Hanson here. 55:52 Speaker 1 I mean, it's one of those things where even if he was 55:55 Speaker 1 a jerk behind the scenes, 55:56 Speaker 1 or even if he had different ulterior motives, 55:58 Speaker 1 where he was like, I was one of ruin people's lives. 56:00 Speaker 1 At the end of the day, he's ruining people's lives 56:02 Speaker 1 for a good reason. 56:03 Speaker 1 So it's not like you can demonize him. 56:04 Speaker 1 Now, are they trying to say that he himself was a pedophile? 56:08 Speaker 1 No, what they're trying to say is like, 56:10 Speaker 1 he staged a lot of these pedophile encounters and everything. 56:14 Speaker 1 He was a dick to his producer teams. 56:17 Speaker 1 He made up a bunch of pedophile claims 56:20 Speaker 1 against random people just for the show and whatnot. 56:23 Speaker 1 And apparently he's been on the show saying, 56:25 Speaker 1 like, he's been doing interviews saying, 56:27 Speaker 1 hey, I'm a, you know, like, I had my producer 56:30 Speaker 1 and my longtime assistant call me crime 56:32 Speaker 1 because apparently in the movie, Chris Hanson's young. 56:34 Speaker 1 And like, who give me a fucking coffee, bitch 56:36 Speaker 1 or something like that? 56:36 Speaker 1 And she's like, so upset. 56:37 Speaker 1 like, you know, you never talked to any of us like this. 56:40 Speaker 1 I have a reason of why it's directed like this, but anything else you want to ask. 56:47 Speaker 1 I think it's directed this way because they want to sell pickets, right? 56:50 Speaker 1 I mean, we all know how this story ends. 56:51 Speaker 1 We all know that Chris Hanson went out there, started this thing to catch a predator. 56:55 Speaker 1 He ended up busting, and I don't know, even if even if he busted, I don't know, 500 people 57:01 Speaker 1 that were trying to have, you know, some type of sexual relations with minors. 57:05 Speaker 1 say 50% of them were innocent. He's still in the right. He still got 50% of them right. 57:11 Speaker 1 And guess what? The other 50% let him get paid. I don't care. But he still was doing it a service 57:16 Speaker 1 by making this show. And no, there's, there's some things I don't think should be shared, 57:20 Speaker 1 right? I think if you get busted for shoplifting, I don't think that's anybody's business. I 57:25 Speaker 1 don't, I don't think that that should ever be shared. I think it's stupid. If you get 57:28 Speaker 1 busted for, you know, trespassing or assault or drunken disorderly or whatever, I don't think 57:34 Speaker 1 those things should be shared because that's your business. 57:37 Speaker 1 Like you did it, you paying for it, you're going to have to get arrested, 57:39 Speaker 1 you're going to have to pay the fine, you're going to have to, you know, the community service. 57:42 Speaker 1 But if you're trying to take part in that type of activity where you're a threat to other people, 57:48 Speaker 1 then I think you deserve it. 57:50 Speaker 1 You deserve to be on Chris Hansen and he's over there like, let me read the text messages to you. 57:55 Speaker 1 I have a 12 inch dong. 57:57 Speaker 1 You're going to love it. 57:59 Speaker 1 It's going to be in your face. 58:01 Speaker 1 Can't wait to take your virginity. 58:04 Speaker 1 the pizza's gonna be great when I eat it off your back. 58:07 Speaker 1 You know, you're like, what? 58:08 Speaker 1 And it's just like he reads them and then the guy's like, 58:10 Speaker 1 man, I wasn't doing it. 58:11 Speaker 1 I'm not just drove four hours to hang out 58:12 Speaker 1 because I was scared she was alone. 58:14 Speaker 1 You know, like, yeah, come on, dude. 58:16 Speaker 1 Well, you have the, 58:17 Speaker 1 so obviously the most famous case from there 58:19 Speaker 1 is the ADA from I think Texas or whatnot 58:21 Speaker 1 when they went to go to his house 58:22 Speaker 1 and ended up killing himself that night 58:23 Speaker 1 before they get in there. 58:24 Speaker 1 I think shortly the show ended after that. 58:26 Speaker 1 But some of the big ones that the people were pointing out 58:29 Speaker 1 is there was a, there was a Israeli guy 58:33 Speaker 1 that was very close to Benjamin Netanyahu. 58:35 Speaker 1 He was in contact with them and he'd been caught multiple times 58:39 Speaker 1 by Chris Hanson. 58:40 Speaker 1 They've been doing research on them and everything. 58:41 Speaker 1 And they finally caught up to the guy 58:43 Speaker 1 and caught him in a house. 58:44 Speaker 1 And it looked really bad. 58:45 Speaker 1 The guy's up there saying, I'm just waiting for my attorney. 58:48 Speaker 1 He's like, I know Benjamin Netanyahu. 58:50 Speaker 1 Like we're going to sort all this out. 58:51 Speaker 1 Everything's going to be fine. 58:52 Speaker 1 Everything's going to be. 58:52 Speaker 1 He said that. 58:53 Speaker 1 Yes. 58:54 Speaker 1 Yes, he did. 58:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, right. 58:57 Speaker 1 He's like, I'm a very high Israeli or ranking official. 58:59 Speaker 1 I don't think you know who you're fucking with. 59:00 Speaker 1 I don't think you know what's going on. 59:03 Speaker 1 And then, you know, the show ends and everything. 59:05 Speaker 1 And then out of nowhere, obviously with all this Israel shit, 59:07 Speaker 1 all this anti-Semitism floating in the air, 59:10 Speaker 1 now the show comes out. 59:11 Speaker 1 And I guess you can probably guess who the director 59:15 Speaker 1 of this movie is. 59:19 Speaker 1 He's looking it up. 59:20 Speaker 1 It's gonna be a Jew, Oppenheim. 59:21 Speaker 1 Big old nose. 59:22 Speaker 1 Look at that. 59:23 Speaker 1 Shut up, hold on. 59:24 Speaker 1 You know, I can't do it, hold on. 59:25 Speaker 1 I can't do two things at one time. 59:28 Speaker 1 What are you looking at? 59:28 Speaker 1 Israeli on? 59:29 Speaker 1 Michael Germany said the last predator, Chris Hanson, 59:31 Speaker 1 caught was probably wearing a Sugar Ray shirt, okay? 59:34 Speaker 1 So I had to respond to that. Oh, anyway, I don't know. I can't just say that. 59:39 Speaker 1 Are they going to read either? You had a glasses. You're lying bastard. Anyway, 59:42 Speaker 1 I can kind of read in the dark. So that's what that's what people are saying. 59:45 Speaker 1 They're saying it. It's very odd that a movie would come out with a, 59:49 Speaker 1 with the Jewish director after all that shit happened with the Israelis in the 59:52 Speaker 1 show to catch a predator and how they got caught trying to fuck a 13 year old 59:56 Speaker 1 and name dropping saying who he is saying he's special intelligence saying he knows 1:00:01 Speaker 1 all these connections to Israel. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 And now it's very odd that you have this show comes out making Chris Hanson look like the bad guy 1:00:07 Speaker 1 I don't know what fucking well 1:00:08 Speaker 1 I mean this world obviously you can make someone look like the bad guys you got Chris Hanson that is apparently a terrible person because he caught pedophiles 1:00:14 Speaker 1 You got Cindy Sweeney. That's a fucking terrible person because she's promoting her business 1:00:18 Speaker 1 You got archmaning for laughing at a video on the internet. He's a terrible person 1:00:22 Speaker 1 You got Lindsey Clancy killing her three children. She's a fucking saint 1:00:25 Speaker 1 She's what every woman in the world needs to be like I mean the shit just blows my fucking mind on what's going on 1:00:30 Speaker 1 I say I can't believe it's happening, but I really I really can believe it when you have this is now the standard of America 1:00:36 Speaker 1 You can kill your children. You're perfectly cool. You can't show yourself off be hot can't promote anything 1:00:41 Speaker 1 You can't catch predators. You can't you can't make fun of shit on a lot. It's just 1:00:46 Speaker 1 But I'm also gonna point out something that you're not gonna like what 1:00:50 Speaker 1 Conservatives are in power 1:00:52 Speaker 1 So why why is this happening right? We all said the same thing like oh my god. Why is what? 1:00:56 Speaker 1 This is the liberal, this is the liberal agenda. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 This is Biden, this is the, this is the Democrats. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 That's why we have trans doing this and we have these people 1:01:03 Speaker 1 doing that and we're allowing this and allowing. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 I'm saying like now all this is happening, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 all this crazy stuff is happening and yet the rights in charge. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 So it's not political. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Like I can tell you all these, it's Hollywood. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 It's Hollywood. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 It's society. 1:01:17 Speaker 1 It's not, it's not Israel. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 It's not Israel. 1:01:21 Speaker 1 It's not Israel, you're stupid. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 Stop saying that. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 keeps saying Israel doesn't care about Chris Hansen. Okay, they care more about getting 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Palestine. They care. They care about discretting Chris Hansen because of the implications that 1:01:34 Speaker 1 he has with a Jewish lobbyist that knows Benjamin and Israel. If Israel has that much pull to 1:01:42 Speaker 1 make a movie about Chris Hansen and they care that much, dude, that's legit. That's pretty 1:01:46 Speaker 1 cool. That's pretty cool. You can be that director is Jewish. I don't care. I'm just saying, 1:01:51 Speaker 1 It's not, you're saying maybe the director, 1:01:53 Speaker 1 maybe the director, but it's not Israel itself. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 It's not like Israel, the state department, 1:01:57 Speaker 1 vote them and say, hey man, we gotta, 1:01:58 Speaker 1 we gotta create, we gotta discredit this Christianza guy. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 You know? 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I don't think it's the, I don't think it's the country. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 It's not the country. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 It's just like right now, our country has nothing 1:02:06 Speaker 1 to do with this. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 You think that Trump's up there like, 1:02:08 Speaker 1 we gotta stop this movie being made. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 It doesn't care. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 It's just Hollywood now. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 But politics, I mean, obviously, 1:02:15 Speaker 1 politicians aren't gonna deal with fucking movies made 1:02:17 Speaker 1 in Hollywood, but what I'm saying is, 1:02:19 Speaker 1 It's very clearly to see here that someone is pissed off at Chris Hanson for what he was doing now 1:02:24 Speaker 1 Who could be pissed off about people? 1:02:28 Speaker 1 Having sex with children and check checking catching predators 1:02:32 Speaker 1 Who's gonna be pissed about that? Are you pissed that he caught predators? 1:02:34 Speaker 1 And now we need to make him the villain who's gonna be pissed? 1:02:36 Speaker 1 Maybe the guy that was in this fucking film that's making Israel look bad. Maybe maybe I mean I'd why would you make the guy that 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Did a show for 17 years that everybody loved the show? He's like catching predators 1:02:46 Speaker 1 You've got a bunch of influencers now now doing the same exact thing. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 Why are we picking him hands of villain? 1:02:51 Speaker 1 Like what did he do wrong? 1:02:52 Speaker 1 I can tell you right now, I would love to sit here and argue 1:02:55 Speaker 1 about this with you all night. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 But as everybody's saying in the chat, I'm literally dying. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 And I can't take a day off. 1:03:01 Speaker 1 It's not allowed on the show. 1:03:03 Speaker 1 We don't take days off. 1:03:04 Speaker 1 We're on a call to it sick. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 So we will pick up this conversation next time. 1:03:07 Speaker 1 I'm going to stand by this final word that I'm going to say about this. 1:03:10 Speaker 1 Dr. Love to Jews once again. 1:03:12 Speaker 1 I don't think they're a problem. 1:03:15 Speaker 1 I do, I side with Israel and I will always side with Israel 1:03:19 Speaker 1 and I think you're going to hell cause you don't. 1:03:21 Speaker 1 And that's just the way it is. 1:03:22 Speaker 1 And there's no way to argue that. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 You're gonna just, you know, hell's hot dude. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 And it's fine. 1:03:27 Speaker 1 But I believe in Jesus. 1:03:29 Speaker 1 You can't say you support anybody wearing that outfit. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 Oh, so not trucks are racist. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 Chucks, obviously, I can't support people wearing this 1:03:38 Speaker 1 and you're over here saying, wearing a gay shirt, 1:03:40 Speaker 1 saying, oh, love the Jews. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 This isn't gay, dude. 1:03:42 Speaker 1 If you, you better, okay, leave sugar right out of this. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 Okay, leave, leave sugar right out of this. 1:03:46 Speaker 1 He is, he is a national treasure. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 And I promise you, one day they're going to make a bio pick 1:03:51 Speaker 1 about him and it's going to be banging. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 All right. So shut up. 1:03:54 Speaker 1 I'm sure Trex got the full shirt where he's got his dick 1:03:56 Speaker 1 hanging out there at the bottom too. 1:03:57 Speaker 1 Yeah. It's just this part. 1:03:59 Speaker 1 And then at the bottom, it's me. 1:04:00 Speaker 1 I'm like, Hey, Meg, what do you think? 1:04:02 Speaker 1 He's stuck his cock. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 All right. We're seeing Monday, if you're getting trouble 1:04:08 Speaker 1 this weekend, give a rural law firm a call and it gets you 1:04:12 Speaker 1 out of trouble and you got to pay some money, but you know, 1:04:14 Speaker 1 and we got a guest with Manny coming on a Monday for some big news. 1:04:18 Speaker 1 Great news really appreciate it. And we'll see you Monday. 1:04:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, see look at that. The Jews are very bad. 1:04:24 Speaker 1 Not necessarily the Jews Israel is much worse. 1:04:26 Speaker 1 But no, look at what's on the screen. Look, somebody, we got it. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 We got to stop this. All right. You can't just make up names when you get in here. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 Like Chuck's forehead is huge. All right. That's not appropriate. 1:04:36 Speaker 1 It's not going to have a forehead. It's all head. 1:04:38 Speaker 1 It's all head. Just all head. So. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 All right. We'll see you though. We'll see you Monday. 1:04:42 Speaker 1 So, alright, we'll see you there, we'll see you Monday. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 Bye.