Do You Remember The Funnies? EP-396 - The Daily Dose Show 2026-09-23 https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theclueless2/episodes/Do-You-Remember-The-Funnies--EP-396-e3p8vt2 This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. 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Golfer Tiger Woods won the tour championship. Morgan's first tournament 1:08 Speaker 1 win in five years and we all know how 2019 played at play that. My name is Brandon Thrasher 1:13 Speaker 1 is the daily dojo over this Chuck Charles iron fist. I'll brave out. How you doing baby? 1:18 Speaker 1 Let's not brave down. I got a Braves hat on and a blue shirt. No, I got my kind of work 1:22 Speaker 1 shirt. Yeah. I mean, I got I got to give up on the Orioles. They're still like two or 1:26 Speaker 1 three games out at the end of the season. This is like the saddest part of baseball season 1:30 Speaker 1 when you know your team is done. You know what I mean? They don't know it yet and they 1:34 Speaker 1 they keep trying and then they win two and everyone's like, Oh my God, they might make 1:37 Speaker 1 no, they're not. The wild card just gives everybody hope and we don't need hope right 1:40 Speaker 1 now. We need sadness, which is what I experienced after Monday night football with my son who 1:46 Speaker 1 went in knowing that he was going to win his first fantasy team or first fantasy game. 1:52 Speaker 1 And Jackson Dart was his starting quarterback. And the third play of the game Jackson Dart 1:56 Speaker 1 goes down and my son loses again. All right. Well, let me scratch that off dumb news up 2:03 Speaker 1 there. All right. So we're not going to talk about that on dumb news. I guess we'll go ahead and talk about that now. I don't want to talk about it's stupid. It's like, I'm so tired of the NFL. It's it's not even, you know, I saw it. It's it's something we're going on with the Giants because they came out saying now it might be season ending injury, but I don't know how it can be a season ending injury when the man walks to the walks back to the clubhouse or the locker room comes back out and he's just standing there walking the entire time on the sideline. So I don't know what's going on. Clearly it's not that bad of an injury if the man's walking around. 2:31 Speaker 1 So apparently it's a strained MCL, which I don't know a lot about knees, but I understand the ACL is the worst one that you can have get torn or hurt. 2:39 Speaker 1 That's the one in the middle. That's the middle one. And then you got your MCs on the side. The support side ones. 2:43 Speaker 1 So it's a it's a sprained MCL, which it looks pretty nasty because I just I extended. But I mean, dude, it's like, you know, I'm trying to explain to my son because he had Jared golf on his bench who put up 34 points. 2:56 Speaker 1 And then he had Jackson Dart starts who put up point three points. 3:01 Speaker 1 So he ended up losing obviously, but that's what's crazy about the NFL. 3:05 Speaker 1 Because you know, I don't know if you are you a James when since fan, a James Winston 3:09 Speaker 1 fan, James, is that what you're trying to say? 3:12 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:13 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:14 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:15 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:17 Speaker 1 It's spelled like Jamias. 3:18 Speaker 1 Okay. 3:19 Speaker 1 Well, it's spelled like Jamias and I shall call him Jamias from now on. 3:20 Speaker 1 Are you a fan of his? 3:21 Speaker 1 I like him as like a person. 3:23 Speaker 1 always had. He's got that famous quote when it came out last year playing for the Giants 3:27 Speaker 1 and it snowing like how do you ready to start this game? He's like God bless God or he said 3:32 Speaker 1 you know I'm so happy God let me play in the snow man. This is a great day. I tell you that 3:37 Speaker 1 God bless. I'm over. Don't give a damn if he wins or not. He just wants to go out there 3:40 Speaker 1 and play and just throw a few interceptions and just look scared to death when he's playing. 3:44 Speaker 1 Well that's exactly what they were all talking about. The commentators were like you know maybe 3:49 Speaker 1 because at half way through the game you could tell he's absolute garbage. Like he is he is 3:53 Speaker 1 absolute garbage as a backup quarterback. But one comment there's like, maybe he should 3:58 Speaker 1 stop worrying about being the fun guy, you know, because he just wants to be the fun guy. 4:03 Speaker 1 He's always playing jokes in the locker room and he's always smiling and, you know, give 4:06 Speaker 1 him soundbites, but he's not a player. He's not a quarterback. And he's out there throwing 4:11 Speaker 1 intersections. It was hard to watch, dude. I think he just, you know, that's just who 4:15 Speaker 1 he is. You know, it's like you can, uh, uh, you can be really serious about the game, 4:19 Speaker 1 or you can be a good person of good morale booster in the in the locker room. And I think 4:24 Speaker 1 that's why a lot of teams keep him around just to have someone to throw the ball. They don't 4:27 Speaker 1 expect him to do anything. They just need like a placeholder out there for the most part 4:31 Speaker 1 because they he won the Heisman and the National Championship with Florida State, right? Did 4:35 Speaker 1 they win the National Championship that year? I don't know. That would have been the year 4:38 Speaker 1 that he stole the crab legs, right? It was right. Yeah, it was either right after it 4:43 Speaker 1 or it had been his final year there because they were that whole thing came out, you know, 4:48 Speaker 1 came out, it would be better for him if he said he stole the crab legs. And instead of saying it was a gift, which is absolutely crazy how we go from that back in the day to now in Iowa. You can just do whatever the fuck you want. Like the man, literally his options were, all right, well, if you say it was a gift, we're gonna have to kick you off the team. But if you say you stole them, that's fine. You know, that's completely okay. Makes no fucking sense to me. But that's ended up what happened. It's just like, how far we come since since back in the day. When Todd Gurley was signing out of graphs and Johnny Manziel too. They just ruined their careers. 5:18 Speaker 1 but I bet they're pissed. 5:20 Speaker 1 Well, you remember Charelle Pryor, 5:21 Speaker 1 I think it was Charelle Pryor in Ohio State, 5:22 Speaker 1 his thing was he'd get tattoos. 5:24 Speaker 1 So he just got like completely covered tattoos for free 5:29 Speaker 1 and he had to promise them that we made it to the NFL. 5:32 Speaker 1 He'd come back and sign autographs. 5:33 Speaker 1 And that was like a quid pro quo that he had down. 5:36 Speaker 1 And they investigated him for that. 5:38 Speaker 1 And I'm going like, like, it's so crazy. 5:41 Speaker 1 Like these NFL players got so screwed, 5:44 Speaker 1 Winston, all of them that now, like you said, 5:46 Speaker 1 they're making millions of dollars in college. 5:49 Speaker 1 And freaking Winston had to act like he stole the crab legs. 5:53 Speaker 1 What you know, as well as I do, they were like, 5:55 Speaker 1 yo dude, yeah, how many pounds do you want to? 5:57 Speaker 1 Oh no man, these are on the house. 5:59 Speaker 1 Just make sure you win. 6:00 Speaker 1 And he's like, heck yeah, dude. 6:01 Speaker 1 And he's investigated. 6:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, apparently that happened a lot over there 6:05 Speaker 1 that Deli or Bakery, wherever he was going 6:06 Speaker 1 or grocery store, they were just like handing shit 6:08 Speaker 1 over the counter and they would just like walk out. 6:09 Speaker 1 And then I guess something happened 6:10 Speaker 1 and they caught him on security camera 6:12 Speaker 1 and someone wasn't in the know and they like called the cops. 6:14 Speaker 1 But James Winston still a crab legs up here. 6:16 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 6:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a Narks man. 6:18 Speaker 1 But either way, um, watching the game, I did find it very interesting. 6:22 Speaker 1 Do you have any quarterbacks the New York Giants would end the last night's game with? 6:27 Speaker 1 Uh, two. 6:31 Speaker 1 We need offload. 6:31 Speaker 1 Oh, we need to upload a little Cooper rush onto them. 6:33 Speaker 1 Hopefully they didn't sit the Falcons play the last two weeks and though they'll pick him up. 6:37 Speaker 1 I just think it's funny. 6:39 Speaker 1 Everybody's like, Harbaugh is an amazing coach, right? 6:42 Speaker 1 How can you even call yourself a head coach when you go into an NFL game? 6:46 Speaker 1 with only two quarterbacks on your roster and one of them's Winston, right? Like what 6:51 Speaker 1 are you doing? Like what's the name? What's the dude's name? Fitzpatrick? The bearded guy 6:55 Speaker 1 that they always does the commentary now. Is it Ryan? Ryan Fitzpatrick. Oh Ryan, my 6:59 Speaker 1 Fitzpatrick is a four dealer down here. They're fucking terrible. You should just put Ryan Fitzpatrick 7:05 Speaker 1 in a uniform and had him come out. It'd have been better than what we got, right? I mean, 7:08 Speaker 1 that's just terrible. That's also what Rob Gronkowski was saying on the Falcons halftime 7:13 Speaker 1 show. They're like, you know, Matt Ryan, he's the president of football. The best thing 7:16 Speaker 1 he can do right now is sign himself. He has the power to do that and go out there and fucking play. But that'd be fucking great. And there were some fans I saw, I don't know what they were doing there at Mercedes been stadium doing something. 7:26 Speaker 1 And they saw Matt Ryan there like, Matt, we need you to put a uniform on and get back out there. He did not seem pleased at all about that comment. He's just like Jesus Christ. How old is he just out of curiosity. 7:37 Speaker 1 Uh, it's probably what? 7:38 Speaker 1 44 probably. 7:39 Speaker 1 43. 7:40 Speaker 1 Let me look it up. 7:42 Speaker 1 How old was, uh, was Philip Rivers the oldest one ever come back? 7:46 Speaker 1 He just, he just came back last year. 7:48 Speaker 1 Was he the old? 7:49 Speaker 1 Oh, he's 41 41. 7:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's got a year. 7:51 Speaker 1 He could go out there and fucking sling that shit. 7:52 Speaker 1 I mean, absolutely. 7:54 Speaker 1 It's like, it's like what at some point you as the boss have got to stop the bleeding. 7:58 Speaker 1 And I didn't want to talk about this. 7:59 Speaker 1 I know we haven't talked about it yet because I tried to bring it up right after the line 8:03 Speaker 1 or the Falcons devastating loss against Carolina and Brandon wanted no piece of it. 8:08 Speaker 1 Well, I was going to come back to it. We ran out of time. So I want to talk about LSU Ole Miss, 8:12 Speaker 1 but I just wanted you to know that I feel for you. Okay. I've been there as a Lions fan, 8:18 Speaker 1 but I don't think you're going to have a season. I said you're going to have two wins this season. 8:25 Speaker 1 And you got mad at me when I said that. Pennics is coming back next week. 8:29 Speaker 1 So just like, no, thank God. Oh, thank God. That's you want to see it. You want to see 8:36 Speaker 1 a death on live TV. Oh, no, he's not going to know. Two is the one that would die. 8:41 Speaker 1 Pennix is the one that's got terrorist ACL. No, he's gonna know he's going to have a 8:44 Speaker 1 mental breakdown. He is going to literally Antonio Brown, you guys halfway through the 8:49 Speaker 1 game. He is so at such a head case. This dude's never going to make it through a game. And 8:55 Speaker 1 like you said, he might get injured, but I think it's going to be up here. I don't think 8:58 Speaker 1 it's gonna body why I think mine crazy. He doesn't want to play. He told them he didn't want to play even though 9:04 Speaker 1 He was medically cleared and they said no you have to play and he goes 9:10 Speaker 1 Wait, you said that because every time he's been medically cleared before he told us it's fucking ACL again 9:15 Speaker 1 Because these doctors are you know, they're paid by the League of whatnot and they're you know, they're League doctors 9:19 Speaker 1 I don't know if they have a League doctor and also a team doctor and they both have to clear you or the team doctors 9:23 Speaker 1 Just like dude, you're fucking good enough get out there. You see how fucking bad we are just get the fuck out there, man 9:27 Speaker 1 So I mean he's our he's our best hope for sure. I 9:31 Speaker 1 Mean when he did play last year the few games he did he looked really good 9:34 Speaker 1 I think he had three touchdowns in both games. He played before he blew out his fucking ACL again 9:38 Speaker 1 But that's our best chance. I mean we got star fucking players. We just need someone to throw the fucking ball to him 9:43 Speaker 1 That's not retarded, dude 9:44 Speaker 1 I mean Cuba rushes his progress is just look like a fucking toddler. What are you doing dude? 9:49 Speaker 1 There's there's he looks left to right and then the whole time he's just looking at the right side of the field 9:53 Speaker 1 It never comes back. It never comes back. 9:54 Speaker 1 And he doesn't know it doesn't have any pocket presence or nothing, dude. 9:57 Speaker 1 My fuckers just idiot. And at least Pinnox can scramble a little bit. 10:00 Speaker 1 That's also another problem we have. 10:03 Speaker 1 I don't, we could have got fucking Lamar Jackson, which is crazy. 10:05 Speaker 1 We had to trade two first round picks, which would have been great. 10:08 Speaker 1 We need a dual threat QB because when our old line fucking falls apart, 10:11 Speaker 1 we need a motherfucker to run that fall to the right, 10:13 Speaker 1 which is 15 yards or something. 10:15 Speaker 1 I love when a quarterback does that. 10:16 Speaker 1 You're not standing when a quarterback stands in the pocket and then just let it 10:20 Speaker 1 laps is on because that used to be how it was back in there. You just fucking stay in that 10:23 Speaker 1 motherfucker and you find someone open, you throw it. Tom Brady did that. He never fucking 10:26 Speaker 1 scrambled. But Tom Brady could find open receivers and hit him and not bounce it off their back 10:32 Speaker 1 shoulder and let it get intercepted twice. Like what the box going on here? 10:35 Speaker 1 Well, he also let he also made decisions quickly and released the ball quickly and got it out 10:39 Speaker 1 of there quick. So that's because you didn't want to get hit either, which I don't blame 10:41 Speaker 1 him. But no, I think I think the NFL, I think it was a very interesting week. I enjoy people's 10:47 Speaker 1 analysis of the first week of the NFL and then you watch what happens the second week 10:51 Speaker 1 and it completely counters whatever be thought the first week because I think people just 10:56 Speaker 1 crown the bears like the first week they're like all dude there's nobody's gonna beat 10:59 Speaker 1 this team. 11:00 Speaker 1 This is the greatest offense in history and the Viking told you to three points right. 11:04 Speaker 1 So I mean it's gonna be a very interesting NFL season but what I do like is that all the 11:10 Speaker 1 injuries that is happening is just making my lines look a little bit better as long 11:14 Speaker 1 his golf can stay healthy to mere Gibbs in a Monra. I mean, we might make it to Super 11:20 Speaker 1 not because we're the best team. It's like whoever just stays healthy. 11:23 Speaker 1 It has the most players left at the end of the like, who, what team has at least 30 players 11:28 Speaker 1 that can play like three of us. That's it. So I'm hoping that happens. But I do think 11:34 Speaker 1 the Falcons are done for. I'm sorry. But you were right. I mean, you called it. You knew 11:38 Speaker 1 this was going to be an issue before the season and be John. They're going to give him ball 11:42 Speaker 1 40 45 times a game. He'll be done by the end of the season and probably never played football 11:47 Speaker 1 again. He'll retire, become a pastor of a head chair of a church. Yeah. And that'll be it. 11:52 Speaker 1 I mean, we're, we're, if it connects to does come out like a fucking idiot, you know, 11:55 Speaker 1 I mean, it's been fucking two years since he's played a fucking game, I think. So if he 12:00 Speaker 1 comes out and he's balling, I think we'll be fine. But the problem is if he gets hurt 12:03 Speaker 1 at all, we know who the fucking backups are. It's the damn, it's like the special ed class 12:08 Speaker 1 So hold on off the bus, you know, and poor Jack Strand, that poor guy, they finally put 12:13 Speaker 1 him in towards the end of the game and the fourth quarter when we're all getting blown 12:15 Speaker 1 the fuck out. 12:16 Speaker 1 And the receiver sold so fucking hard, dude. 12:19 Speaker 1 He hit some right in the hands and the receiver just dots it, dots and just, oh, I don't want 12:23 Speaker 1 this ball. 12:24 Speaker 1 We get this guy in fucking blue. 12:25 Speaker 1 It's a pick six for the guys first fucking path. 12:27 Speaker 1 All the fault of the fucking receiver. 12:28 Speaker 1 I don't know why there's not another stat line showing light. 12:30 Speaker 1 Like, if you were to catch the ball or if a ball were to come to you and you batted it 12:34 Speaker 1 towards a defender and they caught it. That's still be a fucking interception, which I don't 12:39 Speaker 1 agree with that. I think if it hits you in the fucking hands, you should catch it. And if 12:43 Speaker 1 it does end up interception, they got to come up with something different because I don't 12:46 Speaker 1 think that's on the quarterback. Yeah, like like an air, like, like, you know, like, like 12:50 Speaker 1 in baseball, it's it's not a it's not a hit. It's an error reached on air. You know, I 12:55 Speaker 1 think that'd be like, it'd be a pick six based on air. And that meaning it's not the way it's 13:00 Speaker 1 not it shouldn't go against the QB's quarterback rating. 13:02 Speaker 1 Let's go get to the receiver. Like, I got one fumble given. I did hear an interesting 13:07 Speaker 1 stat. Did you know that I think the pass rating average pass rating for the Atlanta Falcons 13:12 Speaker 1 this last weekend? I want to say it was 37. Is that true? God, I have no idea. I don't 13:17 Speaker 1 look at passer ratings at all. Really? The fun stat was that if you hiked the ball every 13:22 Speaker 1 time during the game and spiked it, you'd have a higher passer rating than the Atlanta 13:27 Speaker 1 Falcons. How's that possible? Because if you're just spiking it, you're not throwing 13:32 Speaker 1 in their stuff. Yeah, but how does that you got in order to have a higher QB ready? 13:37 Speaker 1 You got to be thrown. You got to be making a police. That's what it doesn't make any 13:39 Speaker 1 sense. Like, no, I think the lowest you can get if you don't complete a pass is 39. 13:43 Speaker 1 What? What? What? That makes no fucking that's like the fucking Celsius charge. I don't make 13:48 Speaker 1 any sense. Like what? So you can't get a zero. That'll make any sense. Well, okay. 13:53 Speaker 1 Hold on. Hold on. 13:55 Speaker 1 You look at that. Oh, what up chap? Ironfisted. Jose Mark. How y'all guys doing to Nat? 14:01 Speaker 1 You're all good? 14:02 Speaker 1 Hopefully it's about to be storming over here. 14:05 Speaker 1 You find it? 14:06 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 14:07 Speaker 1 All right, so Cooper Rush finished 10 of 17 for 86 yards 14:10 Speaker 1 with a 58.8 completion rate. 14:15 Speaker 1 The QBR jack strand was eight of 15 14:18 Speaker 1 for 59 yards interception. 14:21 Speaker 1 So they didn't go single time. 14:22 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I guess they didn't. 14:23 Speaker 1 They did not. 14:24 Speaker 1 We got a field goal. 14:25 Speaker 1 Mm. 14:27 Speaker 1 QB rating, that's all I want. 14:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. So the rating this week was combined. Pastor rating was 45. 14:36 Speaker 1 Wow. Cooper Rush was his pass rating was 32.6. So 32.6. I don't know how QB ratings work. 14:48 Speaker 1 So how do I even do that? Like, I've known you're bringing up now because I said, I figure 14:53 Speaker 1 like there'd be a way to get a zero. Like if there's like ball in the chimes, get zero 14:57 Speaker 1 in by a QB, what is passer rating? Cause rush was what 32 I said. 15:06 Speaker 1 32 points. Yeah. Yeah. So if a quarterback plays an entire game with zero completions, 15:14 Speaker 1 their pass attempts, no touchdowns and no interceptions. The NFL passer rating is 39.6. 15:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. So how is it possible we got lower? That's not possible. 15:24 Speaker 1 Cause he could have just spiked the ball every time. 15:29 Speaker 1 And that's a high. That's a rating. 15:31 Speaker 1 That makes no sense to me though. 15:32 Speaker 1 Like if you don't throw the pass at all, how do you even have a pass 15:35 Speaker 1 already? Because you're not. 15:36 Speaker 1 You're just throwing it into the ground. 15:38 Speaker 1 You're just spiking it. 15:39 Speaker 1 I don't think that counts as a pass though. 15:41 Speaker 1 Does it? I think it does. Yeah. 15:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, really. 15:43 Speaker 1 So to the line and you say hike and then you spike it, you're just down in the box. 15:47 Speaker 1 It's an incomplete pass. 15:48 Speaker 1 So if you're 20 for 20 and you go up there and spike the ball you're not 20 for 21. Yeah, that's retarded too 15:54 Speaker 1 What the fuck how does that make any sense? 15:56 Speaker 1 Who made these rules he changed that shit? I know I think it's funny that what's the lowest rating? 16:01 Speaker 1 I can get if I don't do anything 39.6 like who came up with that? 16:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, it should be zero if you don't do anything 16:07 Speaker 1 It should be zero who made this fucking chart and then I think the highest is something stupid like 16:12 Speaker 1 162.5 or something like that 16:14 Speaker 1 at like while we're not on a scale of zero to a hundred. 16:18 Speaker 1 Can you can you get a negative pass rating? 16:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. 16:21 Speaker 1 But look up the highs. 16:22 Speaker 1 I think it's like 162.5 or something. 16:25 Speaker 1 I think that's awesome. 16:26 Speaker 1 Pass rating is. 16:28 Speaker 1 Um, well, the highest one in history. 16:31 Speaker 1 High as possible. 16:32 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 16:33 Speaker 1 At the end of a season, it was 102.2. 16:35 Speaker 1 That was Lamar Jackson. 16:37 Speaker 1 Um, why is it higher? 16:39 Speaker 1 High as possible. 16:40 Speaker 1 High as possible. 16:41 Speaker 1 So I'm saying stop yelling at me. 16:43 Speaker 1 geez, the highest possible. 122, 158.3. 16:50 Speaker 1 Oh, I was close. Yeah. 16:52 Speaker 1 When I said we never had a zero pass or rating. 16:55 Speaker 1 So a zero pass or rating in a game, a quarter must have a quarterback must have 17:00 Speaker 1 very specific criteria. 17:01 Speaker 1 You must have at least 10 pass attempts. 17:04 Speaker 1 You must throw zero touchdowns, complete 30% or less of your passes. 17:10 Speaker 1 I don't know what that comes from average fewer than three yards per attempt and throw interceptions on 9.5% or more of your passes. Did you know there's only 17:24 Speaker 1 there's only one quarterback in this. There's only one quarterback in history that had holds the record for three career games with a 0.0 pass rating and you know who he is. 17:37 Speaker 1 It it's hilarious now that I know who this is. 17:40 Speaker 1 Is he playing now? 17:41 Speaker 1 No, but he's very, very prominent on the old TV. 17:45 Speaker 1 Uh, it was he on the Jets? 17:47 Speaker 1 Um, no. 17:50 Speaker 1 What Sanchez, right? 17:51 Speaker 1 Uh, or Mr. 17:52 Speaker 1 I will give you Joe Nameth actually did have one game with a zero. 17:58 Speaker 1 And he's on TV now. 17:59 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 18:00 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 18:01 Speaker 1 Every day. 18:02 Speaker 1 Every day. 18:04 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think who's a quarterback that's on TV 18:09 Speaker 1 He's funny he's funny and he's a quarterback on TV 18:14 Speaker 1 It's a quarterback. I think of his Tom Brady on TV. Who else is an old guy or is it younger? Oh, he's old. He's old old old 18:22 Speaker 1 Toy acement no 18:24 Speaker 1 Never do that. I'll give you the famous names Hall of Famers that through zeros Warren moon 18:30 Speaker 1 a 18:32 Speaker 1 patent 18:33 Speaker 1 Manning 18:34 Speaker 1 Eli Manning 18:36 Speaker 1 Archie Manning 18:37 Speaker 1 Johnny United's and Joe Nameth 18:40 Speaker 1 The last one is also a Hall of Famer, but he had three and he's so stupid 18:45 Speaker 1 Don't aim at this. No the guy that you can't get are you serious? 18:50 Speaker 1 No Terry Terry Bradshaw. Oh 18:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know you hear the name and you're like oh, yeah, I see that 18:58 Speaker 1 just fucking flinging it up there and don't give a damn but yes we got a baseball like 19:03 Speaker 1 you said we've got uh brains click supply also uh assume they're not gonna do fucking 19:07 Speaker 1 anything for these next few games gonna rest everybody and they're gonna be kind of uh 19:12 Speaker 1 rough iffy uh but I would love if they if they could go to a world series man that'd be 19:15 Speaker 1 fucking fantastic to be my first ever uh attending a world series game or regular any national 19:20 Speaker 1 championship games my dad got the tickets um so we'll be able to if they do make it uh 19:25 Speaker 1 We'll be able to go to the World Series. 19:26 Speaker 1 Really what? 19:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:28 Speaker 1 Your dad got tickets. 19:29 Speaker 1 He got postage and tickets. 19:32 Speaker 1 I asked you about that. 19:33 Speaker 1 You said you didn't know if he was going to get them. 19:35 Speaker 1 Oh, that was like a week ago. 19:36 Speaker 1 He did get them. 19:37 Speaker 1 Yes. 19:38 Speaker 1 How many did he get? 19:39 Speaker 1 Oh, he got them all. 19:40 Speaker 1 I mean, he got two seats and he's got that. 19:41 Speaker 1 They charge. 19:42 Speaker 1 So you got to buy them up front and then they just charge you if the further they make 19:45 Speaker 1 it. 19:46 Speaker 1 But he said the World Series game, they're going for the seats around him right now. 19:50 Speaker 1 We're going for $2,000. 19:51 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 19:52 Speaker 1 He's got to pay. 19:53 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. 19:54 Speaker 1 reselling already people are reselling them so okay so hear me out just just just 20:00 Speaker 1 spitball in here spitball if the Braves make it to the world series are you and 20:06 Speaker 1 your dad planning on going to all those games he's gonna go to the ones that he 20:11 Speaker 1 can when he's not working out be going who you going with probably you know if 20:16 Speaker 1 you want to go one day or maybe defile you because I just wanted to make sure 20:19 Speaker 1 that I got an invite to win yeah he said he said he's like all right 20:24 Speaker 1 either for these World Series games like if I'll go or you go, but we cannot get these away. 20:29 Speaker 1 So I'm gonna have to just sell them because he probably may get bit off selling them once 20:32 Speaker 1 it gets closer. I don't know though, but he's like, we don't. 20:34 Speaker 1 Daddy would I bet he would. But he was like, you know, it's like, 20:38 Speaker 1 just holding everybody's everybody's wondering right now, can you at least give a ballpark on 20:42 Speaker 1 what your dad or a ticket holder would pay for these tickets since he had to pay up front 20:46 Speaker 1 like his there ballpark you can give? Oh, I have no idea. I don't even remember. I can't 20:50 Speaker 1 I can't remember what they were for the entire season. 20:51 Speaker 1 I think they were like 3,500 made for the entire season, 20:55 Speaker 1 five brands, something or two seats. 20:56 Speaker 1 But these aren't included, right? 20:57 Speaker 1 No, no, no, you got to buy them separately. 20:59 Speaker 1 So I have no idea what they are, 21:00 Speaker 1 but he said right now he could sell them a ticket, 21:04 Speaker 1 1200 bucks. 21:06 Speaker 1 Easy, those seats? 21:09 Speaker 1 If those seats dude for the World Series, 21:11 Speaker 1 I mean, don't get me wrong. 21:12 Speaker 1 You know, when I went with you, I was like, 21:14 Speaker 1 okay, well, when you look at the section, 21:16 Speaker 1 you're like, oh my God, you know, 21:17 Speaker 1 it's gonna be high up. 21:19 Speaker 1 It's perfect. Oh, you see everything. 21:21 Speaker 1 You see everything. It is a perfect view. 21:24 Speaker 1 It's like you're sitting above home plate just like, 21:26 Speaker 1 Oh, I get to see everything. I know every play. 21:28 Speaker 1 I see every player. Dude, that's amazing. 21:30 Speaker 1 That is, that is, now, now see, now I'm excited again. 21:34 Speaker 1 I was, I was done with baseball. 21:36 Speaker 1 I was just kind of like walking away. 21:38 Speaker 1 I happened to have my Braves hat on, 21:39 Speaker 1 but I was walking away from baseball for the season 21:41 Speaker 1 and now I get to pull for the Braves 21:44 Speaker 1 because I know my good buddy Brandon's going to take me 21:46 Speaker 1 and let me be his date. 21:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, but say it probably end up being like he gets to go all three games. He's not working that week and I don't get to go any but we'll do it. 21:57 Speaker 1 Who won the who won the all-star games? That depends on who gets the first games, right? 22:03 Speaker 1 How would I do? You think I know you think I pay attention to that's garbage? 22:07 Speaker 1 Carter probably knows. 22:08 Speaker 1 Run Derby for MLB. I would guarantee a card knows he's out riding his stupid buddies E-bike again. 22:13 Speaker 1 Oh, you know, he's asking for Christmas. 22:15 Speaker 1 I already told him no. 22:17 Speaker 1 He already asked for his birthday because freaking dude, Jose. 22:22 Speaker 1 Jose from Epon Superstore, if anybody needs anything. 22:24 Speaker 1 Jose, our guy down at Epon in Stockbridge, he'll take care of you. 22:28 Speaker 1 Jose hooked me up, dude. 22:30 Speaker 1 He gave me one of those really nice adult scooters. 22:34 Speaker 1 The ones that they'll move, like a bird, right? 22:37 Speaker 1 Like one of those that you get in Atlanta and you can rent. 22:39 Speaker 1 So he gives me that. 22:41 Speaker 1 Dude Carter drives the wheels off that thing. 22:44 Speaker 1 I mean, he takes it all over the place, right? 22:45 Speaker 1 Tov's buddy's houses and all that. 22:48 Speaker 1 So he comes in the other day and he goes, 22:49 Speaker 1 Hey dad, I want an e-bike. 22:51 Speaker 1 I said, did you got a scooter? 22:52 Speaker 1 Like, why would I get you an e-bike? 22:53 Speaker 1 And he goes, well, the e-bike's faster. 22:56 Speaker 1 What? 22:57 Speaker 1 I know, you ride your scooter. 22:59 Speaker 1 So now he's complaining because he doesn't have the e-bike. 23:01 Speaker 1 But I don't even know what an e-bike is. 23:03 Speaker 1 It's a, it's a, 23:05 Speaker 1 it must say there's a few different options of them. 23:07 Speaker 1 And there's like, there's some that are just electronic, 23:10 Speaker 1 but, and you just got like, 23:12 Speaker 1 it looks like a dirt bike almost. 23:13 Speaker 1 Yep. But they also, yeah, you can't ride those on the road. Uh, but if it comes, 23:17 Speaker 1 if it has pedals on it, you can fucking drive that wherever you want. 23:21 Speaker 1 It's all that pedal on it. It can have a self-propelled motor, but also needs pedals. 23:24 Speaker 1 And I know what with the bird ones, I do prefer their scooters over their, uh, 23:27 Speaker 1 or their bikes over their scooters. 23:28 Speaker 1 Just for the fact is you start pedaling and then I'm off. 23:31 Speaker 1 We're just tapes off and like hyperdrive. Like you got to get it going, 23:33 Speaker 1 but it's assisted and the more you pedal, it just powers the electric engine or 23:37 Speaker 1 whatnot. And it just, it really takes off. They're pretty fun. 23:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't want to spend any more money on stupid electronic things that he just 23:44 Speaker 1 Why don't you sell them? Why don't you sell the scooter then just get a bike? I don't know 23:48 Speaker 1 You know, I don't like to sell things that oh get Jose gives me as a gift, you know 23:51 Speaker 1 I feel oh yeah, I guess you know like uncle Jose gave it to him 23:54 Speaker 1 You know, I mean and if uncle Jose gives you something you don't sell it, you know 23:58 Speaker 1 You gotta keep it on your wall behind you forever and everything exactly when he's done with it 24:02 Speaker 1 I'll hang it up right here and it'll be uncle Jose scooter that we'll have on the wall 24:06 Speaker 1 on the wall. Oh man. Okay. Well, I'm about to say we could bring up something else real quick. We got some people on the YouTube really mad about us mad at us because I posted that video about the USS cry baby. Remember we did that a few weeks ago. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they are. Yeah, and this dude right here. Let me hold it. Right. 24:25 Speaker 1 Uh, published, uh, un-responded now. 24:31 Speaker 1 So this one guy says, uh, amazing watching people who couldn't make the cut criticize 24:36 Speaker 1 people that did. 24:37 Speaker 1 First off, uh, Chuck was clearly in the military. 24:39 Speaker 1 If you listen to the fucking clip, he was telling you about how he's in Oman and Yemen. 24:42 Speaker 1 Uh, and, and, and I made the cut above the Navy. 24:45 Speaker 1 So shut up. 24:46 Speaker 1 It's like, uh, he's like, clearly he's never played JV football. 24:50 Speaker 1 Like idiot. 24:52 Speaker 1 You don't know how it is down here at the lower levels. 24:55 Speaker 1 another trait y'all seem to share with this president. Everybody's confused as to why y'all don't see that this dude is a problem. I'm not. I know why you don't see it. You're bad people. That's why you don't see a problem with this behavior. 25:07 Speaker 1 I can't see that's just a bunch of little pussies, dude. I see these people on the internet and you know I'm really good about it about just seeing comments and just saying, you know, I don't really give a shit because the way you handle people on the internet, especially like trolls like that, you just got to understand that they're all losers and beneath you. 25:23 Speaker 1 right? That's how I handle it normally. If someone's hating them, just like, 25:26 Speaker 1 guys, I lose their hand doing what I'm doing. Fuck off. I don't care about your opinion. 25:29 Speaker 1 Uh, but I do try to handle it a little differently when it comes to social media, but I just saw 25:33 Speaker 1 that guy now they're all fighting and everything in the comments. They're like, 25:36 Speaker 1 yeah, you're right. Or like you're an idiot. You're a pussy. I agree. I here's my thing, dude. 25:41 Speaker 1 And this is the problem with with some people. Like if you listen to this show for more than five 25:46 Speaker 1 minutes or one episode or two episodes, I'm not pro Trump. Like I'm not like out here, like, 25:52 Speaker 1 like, dude, Trump's the man. 25:53 Speaker 1 I've never been that way. 25:56 Speaker 1 And I have a lot of views that are on the left, 25:58 Speaker 1 and I have a lot of views that are on the right. 26:00 Speaker 1 But when idiots like that get on social media, 26:03 Speaker 1 and he's clearly a libtard, clearly a leftist, 26:08 Speaker 1 that pushes me the other way. 26:10 Speaker 1 And I don't want to go that way. 26:12 Speaker 1 But it's like when you have guys like that 26:13 Speaker 1 that are like, they're out here thumping for Trump, 26:16 Speaker 1 and man, they love Trump, and you can tell they're it, 26:18 Speaker 1 because they're right-wing conservatives. 26:21 Speaker 1 Dude, don't accuse somebody of being, 26:25 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna say the M word, 26:28 Speaker 1 but don't accuse somebody of being a Trump lover 26:31 Speaker 1 when they're not, because all that does 26:33 Speaker 1 is just make me realize I don't wanna be on your side. 26:35 Speaker 1 So whatever that guy is, I don't wanna be that. 26:38 Speaker 1 And I just take that he's probably liberal 26:40 Speaker 1 and sometimes I'm pushing it, 26:41 Speaker 1 because I would like to support liberals. 26:43 Speaker 1 I'm here for everybody. 26:44 Speaker 1 They make it really hard to. 26:45 Speaker 1 They make it really, really hard to have. 26:46 Speaker 1 Hey, dude! 26:47 Speaker 1 They make it hard to join them. 26:48 Speaker 1 Like, I wanna like sometimes be like, 26:50 Speaker 1 I see your point of view, but then once they start talking, I'm like, I can't see your point of view 26:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, and it's also kind of like they see where you came from or you might differ in ideology a little bit 27:00 Speaker 1 Oh god, no, we can't have you over here. We got exactly like us 27:04 Speaker 1 High mind. All right. We got this other guy here said two guys that don't know what they're talking about FYI 27:08 Speaker 1 I did nine deployment nine deployments. How many did you do? Oh 27:12 Speaker 1 My god 27:15 Speaker 1 See one two three four five 27:17 Speaker 1 six. Six. Chuck did six and says you're a pussy. Yeah. Well, I mean, dude, the amount of deployments 27:27 Speaker 1 you did doesn't mean anything. I'm trying to think I did it. I did it. I did it. I did 27:32 Speaker 1 it. Someone cool. Like it was like a beach or something. Um, I don't remember where it 27:37 Speaker 1 was. I mean, that's the thing. People are like, Oh man, I deployed so many times. Dude, 27:41 Speaker 1 I know guys that have deployed one time, one time, and they got a Purple Heart and they 27:47 Speaker 1 got wounded in action, and they did more in that one deployment than I probably did in 27:51 Speaker 1 all six of mine. 27:53 Speaker 1 So it's like your number of deployments doesn't matter. 27:55 Speaker 1 If anything, it just means that you're a dirt bag, and that's why they sent you over there 27:59 Speaker 1 that many times. 28:00 Speaker 1 They were like, dude, how do we get rid of Brandon? 28:01 Speaker 1 He's breaking stuff in the hangar. 28:03 Speaker 1 Or how do we get rid of Brandon? 28:04 Speaker 1 He's going to kill somebody over here because you don't know how to handle a gun. 28:06 Speaker 1 You know, like you just put him on the front lines. 28:08 Speaker 1 How does it go? How does this guy keep surviving? How does he come back? We try to kill this man? 28:12 Speaker 1 I try to pat Tillman Tillman him like fuck it's next time. What's going on here? 28:15 Speaker 1 Exactly if you're not a Navy Seal if you're not a Navy Seal and your government deploys you nine times 28:21 Speaker 1 There's a reason it's because your leadership is over there like yo man 28:25 Speaker 1 Would you guys mind taking Brandon with you on yours because it's all it's all done in cycles, right? 28:29 Speaker 1 So you're part of a bucket 28:30 Speaker 1 I know like we called him a eff buckets or whatever 28:33 Speaker 1 But it'd be your expeditionary force bucket and they do that from a row and like they want to make sure that 28:38 Speaker 1 You just don't stay over in the desert for 10 years, right? 28:41 Speaker 1 So when you come back they have to give you R&R here in the States and usually it's six months 28:46 Speaker 1 You usually get six months home six months away and then at that point they reevaluate who's deploying 28:51 Speaker 1 But usually it's another unit or another base if you have to go back to back to back 28:56 Speaker 1 That means not only did your aEF not want you like your bucket was like you guys need a guy 29:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, man. We only got 43 like well 29:04 Speaker 1 Well, we got this private thrasher over here. 29:07 Speaker 1 He'd be, he'd love to go, right? 29:09 Speaker 1 And then they take you and then your unit calls you 29:12 Speaker 1 and they're like, hey, thrasher dude, 29:13 Speaker 1 you're the tip of the spear. 29:14 Speaker 1 Like you're, you're the best we got, okay? 29:16 Speaker 1 We know that. 29:17 Speaker 1 So we need to put you back on the front log. 29:19 Speaker 1 Are you okay with the point again to Iraq or Afghanistan? 29:21 Speaker 1 You're like, well, yeah, man. 29:23 Speaker 1 I mean, if you need to serve my country. 29:25 Speaker 1 It's like a second home to me. 29:26 Speaker 1 I've been out here 15 times, man. 29:28 Speaker 1 I never buy a first night, man. 29:31 Speaker 1 And then it turns into that. 29:33 Speaker 1 you come back and they're like, man, nobody knows that place like you do without you over 29:37 Speaker 1 there. Nobody's going to know what's going on. And you're like, yeah, man, you're right. 29:41 Speaker 1 I'm the best, you know. So that's so this dude deployed nine times. I'm not going to 29:46 Speaker 1 say that was a good thing. Okay, unless you're a Navy SEAL, if you're a Navy SEAL hats off 29:50 Speaker 1 to you, sir, you're a hero. But if you're not your idiot, that's it. 29:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, you see, you see me like going into like a village that I remember and I'm like, Hey, 29:56 Speaker 1 everybody, and then I'm like, where's I'm going? And they're like, Oh, he died. Oh, 29:59 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, damn, we time, man. 30:01 Speaker 1 I brought him back this, you know, 30:02 Speaker 1 trying to make this little trinket from the US. 30:04 Speaker 1 He wanted back this Maxim magazine from 1994. 30:07 Speaker 1 He said he wanted a Maxim magazine 30:09 Speaker 1 and an extra large twinkie with the filling removed. 30:11 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's gonna do with that, but. 30:14 Speaker 1 I mean, because. 30:16 Speaker 1 So yeah, I think that's funny. 30:17 Speaker 1 You should do those comments more often. 30:19 Speaker 1 I enjoy those. 30:20 Speaker 1 And then there's another good one on here. 30:22 Speaker 1 They said, I think it's more directed towards you. 30:26 Speaker 1 at least you got to sleep in a tent and not on a ship. 30:29 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 30:31 Speaker 1 Again, again, score higher on the Azvad, baby. 30:34 Speaker 1 I mean, come on. 30:35 Speaker 1 Like at the end of the day, don't hate to play or hate the game. 30:38 Speaker 1 If you had to go join the Navy because your options were Army or Navy, okay? 30:46 Speaker 1 I don't hate you. 30:47 Speaker 1 I'm not mad at you. 30:48 Speaker 1 I feel bad for you. 30:49 Speaker 1 But don't hate me because I'm sleeping in a tent, okay? 30:51 Speaker 1 And like I said, if I told you you could sleep on a battleship or sleep in a tent in the 30:56 Speaker 1 desert which one would you choose? Probably the battleship. Yeah, I do. That'd be awesome. 31:00 Speaker 1 I would. I mean, I've never I've never done it. I've never stayed the night on a battleship. 31:05 Speaker 1 I've never lived on a ship. I would tell you right now. Is it? Oh, yes. We slept on the 31:10 Speaker 1 USS Alabama. But I mean, if I was at war and had an option like am I laying on the ground 31:13 Speaker 1 with a bunch of camel spiders and a bunch of a-raps, shoot at me? Or if I'm sleeping on 31:16 Speaker 1 these bunk beds that are just swinging the whole night, you know, I'm probably going 31:20 Speaker 1 to sleep on the bunk bed swinging all night. Yeah, you know what ships aren't getting 31:23 Speaker 1 they're not getting mortared in the middle of the night. 31:26 Speaker 1 So that's a plus. 31:28 Speaker 1 And I mean, I've been on a cruise ship, 31:30 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna lie, I feel like it's the same 31:31 Speaker 1 when it comes to the sea legs. 31:33 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 31:34 Speaker 1 Like when you're walking and you're like, 31:36 Speaker 1 whoa, and you take JAMA mean 31:38 Speaker 1 and you try to, you said, well, you don't get sick. 31:40 Speaker 1 But I mean, being on a ship for six months, 31:44 Speaker 1 if I had the right amenities, I think I would be okay. 31:47 Speaker 1 I don't, especially looking at their showers, 31:49 Speaker 1 those were nice. 31:50 Speaker 1 Like I just don't understand it. 31:52 Speaker 1 I still say they're cry babies. 31:53 Speaker 1 I still say the Navy in a hole. 31:55 Speaker 1 Thank you for serving your country and your all patriots. 31:58 Speaker 1 But those losers that reported the living conditions on that, 32:02 Speaker 1 get out of here. 32:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, and also with the Asbab, 32:04 Speaker 1 like you can take it as many times you want, it's free. 32:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, I had to take it twice. 32:08 Speaker 1 They don't change the questions, do they? 32:10 Speaker 1 No, and I still failed the same time. 32:12 Speaker 1 It's like the easiest test ever. 32:14 Speaker 1 You just fucking do it one time, 32:16 Speaker 1 and then you look over it and memorize it really hard 32:18 Speaker 1 for a day, then you go back and you got all the answers. 32:20 Speaker 1 I told you what I wanted to be, right? 32:22 Speaker 1 I wanted, so when I joined, I wanted to be a cat of instructors. 32:24 Speaker 1 I wanted to do combat arms because all they do is build guns and just train people on 32:29 Speaker 1 weapons and just, you know, weapon handling and shooting and all that. 32:31 Speaker 1 And I'm like, that's the best job out there. 32:33 Speaker 1 Like, there's, there's nothing better than every day I go to work. 32:36 Speaker 1 And all I do is blow stuff up with law rockets and fricking throw grenades. 32:39 Speaker 1 And I'm like, this can be great. 32:41 Speaker 1 So I went into the recruiter and I'm like, Hey man, I want to be a combat arms instructor. 32:45 Speaker 1 And he looks at my Asvab scores and I said, yeah, yeah, look at that baby. 32:49 Speaker 1 The general was like, dude, the roof feels like 90. 32:51 Speaker 1 And he goes, yeah, we don't care about the general. We care about the mechanical. I was what like what do you care about mechanical? 32:57 Speaker 1 And he goes because it's guns dude like you know to put it together 33:00 Speaker 1 I'm like I don't think that has anything to do with guns so I didn't get high enough to go into cat him 33:04 Speaker 1 So I just went into security forces 33:06 Speaker 1 So I'm like doing like MP work and all that and I said man 33:08 Speaker 1 I really want to do cat him so with the cat him guy and I go hey 33:11 Speaker 1 How do I get in man? And he goes re-take your ass man and score over 72 and we'll get you in 33:17 Speaker 1 I said, okay, dude, got it. 33:19 Speaker 1 So I studied my butt off, dude, forever. 33:22 Speaker 1 I take this stupid Asmab again. 33:25 Speaker 1 I scored one point higher than the first time, 33:28 Speaker 1 and I studied for like six months. 33:29 Speaker 1 And I went back in, I was like, what do I do? 33:31 Speaker 1 And he goes, well, you gotta wait. 33:32 Speaker 1 I mean, you have to wait like six months, take it again. 33:34 Speaker 1 I said, what do I do? 33:35 Speaker 1 And he goes, honestly, man, maybe mechanical's just not for you. 33:39 Speaker 1 Like, so I just gave up. 33:42 Speaker 1 I never became one. 33:44 Speaker 1 See, it's where she's going back to work. 33:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember I took the Asbab also because this chick that I knew I was friends with her boyfriend was 33:51 Speaker 1 Doing something up there. Who's like at the recruiters office and she's like he needs one more so he can go home for the day 33:56 Speaker 1 Like are you in the area? Am I yeah sure I guess I go up there. I took the test 34:00 Speaker 1 Dude, I had recruiters call me for fucking moths man. They're like we can put you anywhere in the military you want to go anywhere 34:06 Speaker 1 You want to go? Yeah, I'm like dude. I'm not going to the military dude 34:09 Speaker 1 Like I know how it is I'm not doing that shit 34:11 Speaker 1 Like we'll put you anywhere where you want to go and then I guess I told him I was in scouts also at the time 34:16 Speaker 1 Like you could you go Scott man? We level you get you more money. Oh, yeah, where you want? 34:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, I think I'm good man. I didn't want to tell them about I just took the test so my friend boyfriend could get off work early 34:26 Speaker 1 You know, yeah, they should have did is give you a drug test when you came in that way you didn't have anybody calling you 34:31 Speaker 1 You know, I mean like when they saw you popped hot on a drug test nobody's gonna call you 34:34 Speaker 1 I don't even think I would have called you. I don't even think I was I was I don't even think I was uh we were 34:39 Speaker 1 I don't think I was smoking weed heavily yet. I think I was just drinking every day. I think that was yeah 34:44 Speaker 1 That was 10th grade. So yeah, I was just drinking a lot 34:47 Speaker 1 So they don't care about that. Oh, but so 34:52 Speaker 1 All right cool. Oh any more any more angry people online you want to talk about? 34:57 Speaker 1 um 34:58 Speaker 1 Let me check like I said, you know, we're just now getting the YouTube really rocking and rolling 35:03 Speaker 1 There was also somebody bitching about 35:05 Speaker 1 about. I'm a CFI. I can't remember. I should have had more 35:13 Speaker 1 saved. Some people are bad about the Tom Brady clip. Like 35:17 Speaker 1 you're fucking idiots anyway. But anyway, okay. Well, I 35:21 Speaker 1 anyway, well, how was your day there Charles? What'd you get 35:23 Speaker 1 done today? It was good. I got up. I got up early went to work. I 35:27 Speaker 1 dropped Sydney off at school. And then I had to go down to Atlanta. 35:31 Speaker 1 You know, I'm getting the guy started. We're doing a lot of a 35:33 Speaker 1 a lot of community property stuff. So I'm down there and Meghan calls me and she goes, 35:38 Speaker 1 hey, did you, did you get Savannah the, the check for chorus for her shirt to wear at 35:44 Speaker 1 the chorus concert? I guess she's going to sing the national anthem at the Braves game 35:48 Speaker 1 one day. And I said, uh, no, I didn't nobody told me to write a check this morning, right? 35:55 Speaker 1 And Meghan goes, well, I'm at, I'm at school. So I can't do it. And, uh, so she'll say, 35:58 Speaker 1 how soon can you get to the school to drop off this check? Now, mind you, I'm in downtown 36:03 Speaker 1 Atlanta. Okay, you know where I live. Right. So I had to drive all the way home to write 36:09 Speaker 1 a $20 check for a, oh, my wife brought me water, a $20 check for my daughter's chorus 36:18 Speaker 1 shirt, took it to the school, dropped it off and drove right back downtown Atlanta. You 36:23 Speaker 1 know, frustrating that is. Yeah, I feel like with all the portals and shit now they got 36:26 Speaker 1 online like there should be like an account you can just like load money into right, 36:29 Speaker 1 Right. But they have it in college. They have like, you can load shit on your kids. 36:33 Speaker 1 A wolf bucks card or wherever the hell you go to school up. 36:35 Speaker 1 Remember mine was like wolf bucks or something. It's like a little card and you just load 36:38 Speaker 1 money on it. I don't know why they don't do that at school nowadays. 36:40 Speaker 1 It's like that'd be a lot easier than checks. Like all this tech, tech, technology and 36:46 Speaker 1 whatnot. And right. I can't remember the last time I wrote a fucking check. 36:49 Speaker 1 I still have some customers that write me checks, but it's normally all zell. 36:51 Speaker 1 Like you couldn't just like, zell the course teacher by Amazon, you 20 bucks. 36:54 Speaker 1 So I don't have to spend two hours of drive time getting there and back to where I am. 36:58 Speaker 1 Yep, you would think but no that's so that's what I did and then I went back down there and I had to you know 37:02 Speaker 1 Do some other estimates and things like that it was actually a really chill day and got back and record with you and 37:09 Speaker 1 Prepare for the rest you know the one problem. I'm having dude. You put your guys's trash out 37:15 Speaker 1 Wait who puts our trash out? Yeah, oh we rotate, you know we see a full bag we go throw it 37:20 Speaker 1 You know whoever whoever realizes it's a Thursday and they're sitting on the porch and they see the trash can sitting there 37:25 Speaker 1 Oh, when you take the trash can up, I don't know what's wrong me. I can't remember to do that. So now I'm not gonna 37:30 Speaker 1 I don't use the kids. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah Carter. You think Carter's wants to put the trash can out 37:36 Speaker 1 I would hope so. I mean you let go right. He's it is 37:40 Speaker 1 Didn't worry lives 37:41 Speaker 1 I'm the kid got lost. He didn't know his address. I'm he's he's a hopeless kid 37:45 Speaker 1 He's hopeless hopeless. So I freaking forgot to take the trash out 37:49 Speaker 1 So now oh it's got trash bags piling up and I got a figure I gotta find a place to dump them 37:54 Speaker 1 So usually what I do and I know this is wrong. I know people are gonna be like 38:00 Speaker 1 Usually what I do is like when I'm getting gas 38:02 Speaker 1 I just pull the trash lid off the trash can and I drop a trash bag in there like a full house 38:07 Speaker 1 I would never do the full trash bag from my house 38:10 Speaker 1 But you know if I'm if I'm collecting like bottles or whatnot and I got like a grocery bag 38:15 Speaker 1 I'll put it in there and then I'll take the little throw it in there 38:17 Speaker 1 But I'm not putting full fucking trash bags in there. You gotta be insane. I know I know so I used to do that a lot 38:22 Speaker 1 And then one of the one of the gas stations I went to it was it was like after I did it for like two months 38:29 Speaker 1 And then there's these big signs above the trash can that says please do not dump your personal 38:34 Speaker 1 Trash bags in these trash cans 38:39 Speaker 1 So then I started doing I started going behind Walmart and and dumping it in there in their dumpster 38:45 Speaker 1 But now there's cameras everywhere 38:47 Speaker 1 And so I started like I hid my license 38:49 Speaker 1 I covered my license played up a couple times and did it 38:51 Speaker 1 But you know I got that big thing on the back of my tail. 38:54 Speaker 1 I'll say you got your whole entire fucking company and name and number on the back of it. 38:57 Speaker 1 What do you mean with it? What the fuck's gonna get the tag? 38:59 Speaker 1 Gonna do. 39:00 Speaker 1 Okay, so you see my dilemma right now. 39:02 Speaker 1 So now I forgot again this week. 39:04 Speaker 1 So now I got trash bags I had to get rid of. 39:06 Speaker 1 So when we get done recording, I got to go find a place to dump them. 39:09 Speaker 1 And I'm thinking publics. 39:11 Speaker 1 I'm guessing your HOA find you if you leave your trash can just at the end of the road all day. 39:15 Speaker 1 All week. 39:16 Speaker 1 See that was the other thing I was thinking about because I told Megan I'm like, 39:18 Speaker 1 I know it's Tuesday, but I think we should put them out, you know, sit out there for four days 39:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's whatever you remember because they drive around on Monday, right? 39:26 Speaker 1 So you just put it into the 39:27 Speaker 1 Tuesday you know they drove around today, but I don't know time they drive around but and also like you always storms coming around 39:33 Speaker 1 Dude, my biggest fear is it's gonna blow my recycle been over my trash can and then I'm like my trash all over the whole of the community 39:40 Speaker 1 Why don't you just like check your neighbor's trash can't see if there's room in it. It's good. Okay. Okay funny. You say that so 39:45 Speaker 1 So two weeks ago, my trash cans were over filling because I'd forgotten to put them 39:50 Speaker 1 out the week before. 39:51 Speaker 1 So I waited until everybody put their trash cans out and then I started taking all my 39:54 Speaker 1 trash bags out of the garage and putting them in other people's trash cans. 39:59 Speaker 1 But Megan bought blue trash bags. 40:01 Speaker 1 Oh, did you so? 40:03 Speaker 1 And then so I had one of my neighbors text me and said, this is weird. 40:07 Speaker 1 I don't remember my wife buying blue trash bags. 40:10 Speaker 1 And I said, that's funny. 40:11 Speaker 1 I found those in my trash can as well. 40:14 Speaker 1 must be putting them in every strategy. 40:16 Speaker 1 It's a bunch of blue trash bags. 40:19 Speaker 1 I think there's a wider black. 40:20 Speaker 1 I've never even seen the option for blue. 40:23 Speaker 1 She got all blue. 40:24 Speaker 1 So now everybody knows their hours. 40:25 Speaker 1 So now I can't even do that because I did it once, like I said two weeks ago. 40:29 Speaker 1 But I'm in the same situation again. 40:30 Speaker 1 I don't want to put my trash. 40:31 Speaker 1 All right. 40:32 Speaker 1 Well, what you need to do is you need to get out your brother-in-law's house or the other 40:34 Speaker 1 neighbor's house figure out what color they got and then just buy those bags and put your 40:37 Speaker 1 blue bags and their bags and that bag. 40:39 Speaker 1 So what in there? 40:40 Speaker 1 I know. 40:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I'm doing. 40:43 Speaker 1 And what kind of weirdo is like checking their trash, 40:46 Speaker 1 see if anyone else put trash in their trash can? 40:48 Speaker 1 Like that'll make any sense to me. 40:49 Speaker 1 Like are they just like, are they just like going out there 40:52 Speaker 1 and they're like, there could be no more extra trash 40:54 Speaker 1 in my trash can. 40:55 Speaker 1 I'm telling you right now, I thought the same thing 40:58 Speaker 1 and look at the picture that was sent to me. 41:01 Speaker 1 Hold on. 41:02 Speaker 1 So he put it out on your trash comes on Friday? 41:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's our country. 41:08 Speaker 1 I guess our bags are purple. 41:10 Speaker 1 Okay, well maybe that's a little different. 41:12 Speaker 1 And the whole fucking lids open on that motherfucker. 41:15 Speaker 1 I thought the lid was going to be shut. 41:16 Speaker 1 He was checking it. 41:17 Speaker 1 The guy clearly drove by his trash can. 41:19 Speaker 1 He's like, why's there so many fucking purple bags in here? 41:22 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 41:25 Speaker 1 I see how you got caught. 41:27 Speaker 1 Okay. 41:27 Speaker 1 Well, you're wearing a bag of this. 41:30 Speaker 1 And it's funny because there's like there's purple trash bags 41:33 Speaker 1 and everybody's trash can. 41:35 Speaker 1 And the funny thing is they threw another white bag on top and that 41:38 Speaker 1 maybe that's when they saw it. 41:39 Speaker 1 That's when they saw it. 41:40 Speaker 1 Cause I, I'm, and that's why I got busted. 41:42 Speaker 1 You know, it was like all the way open. 41:45 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 41:47 Speaker 1 And then you look over at my trash can. 41:49 Speaker 1 It's nothing but purple. 41:50 Speaker 1 Like the entire trash cans full of purple. 41:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 41:52 Speaker 1 One time I had to fucking, uh, we had the same situation. 41:55 Speaker 1 We mess trash like two weeks in a row and we had like a party here. 41:58 Speaker 1 And what I figured out I can do is you can, uh, so if you get two trash bags, uh, take, 42:03 Speaker 1 take them time together and then drape them over the other trash bags. 42:06 Speaker 1 I too go the other way you can keep stacking them all the way up and they'll stay on there until the trash guy comes 42:11 Speaker 1 It'll be like two trash cans high, but they'll take it as long as it's in the can 42:17 Speaker 1 That's what I do yeah, yeah, yeah because you can't just like set them up there 42:20 Speaker 1 They'll roll out but if you got equal tension, you know one on one side one or the other they'll pull against each other's physics 42:25 Speaker 1 And you can just stack what you tie them there with 42:28 Speaker 1 Their own tie strings. Oh, you tie the bag up and you tie those again, and they just drape them 42:33 Speaker 1 You just layer it was like Lincoln logs almost. 42:36 Speaker 1 What's really well. 42:37 Speaker 1 All right, I'll do that this week, I guess. 42:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not a lot of options. 42:41 Speaker 1 So we get a trash. 42:42 Speaker 1 I know this is very thrilling conversation, but our trash. 42:45 Speaker 1 We've not paid for trash ever since we moved into this house or August did, 42:48 Speaker 1 like two, three years ago. 42:49 Speaker 1 Dude, stop. 42:50 Speaker 1 I told you you don't pay for trash. 42:52 Speaker 1 Oh, no, we looked it up. 42:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, we don't have our city does not offer trash service. 42:56 Speaker 1 So we're getting free trash service. 42:58 Speaker 1 But the problem is one of our handles on our trash can lid broke. 43:01 Speaker 1 So we're worried that the trash guy people are gonna notice that and try to replace our trash can or if the other one breaks off 43:07 Speaker 1 They're gonna replace it and they're gonna go wait a minute 43:09 Speaker 1 We don't even have an account for this that or we're hoping the old guy is still paying for it. He just doesn't realize it 43:15 Speaker 1 Okay, um 43:17 Speaker 1 Does your trash can't have any identical identifiable marks see that's what we're gonna do 43:22 Speaker 1 We're gonna get a new trash can on our own and then get a set the print out the sticker and then just like scratch it 43:26 Speaker 1 All up and make it all dirty to make it look like ours. It's not brand new. No 43:29 Speaker 1 I'm saying why don't you just wait until what times your trash get picked up. Oh 43:32 Speaker 1 Like five thirty in the morning so at 43:36 Speaker 1 Two in the morning or one in the morning when you guys are still awake 43:41 Speaker 1 Go way down your street 43:43 Speaker 1 Roll your trash can way down the street and leave your trash can at somebody's house and then roll there 43:49 Speaker 1 Hey, you're oh, yeah, oh, yeah, but oh, they'll just think that the trash company broke though 43:55 Speaker 1 Exactly. They're not gonna pay it. They don't know their number. So now they're just gonna have a broken one 43:59 Speaker 1 And you got the nice one. They're not gonna sue. They're never gonna guess that somehow at the end of the street switched them out 44:04 Speaker 1 Middle the night 44:06 Speaker 1 If anybody were to guess it would be us they'd put their money on 44:10 Speaker 1 Bad any inkling suspicion they probably like it's those fuckers at the end of the road 44:14 Speaker 1 I've seen their broke ass trash game before they just swap that shit out 44:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're gonna have a zip tie the fucking lid on there or something before the trash to find out cuz August 44:22 Speaker 1 He said, uh, he's like, they asked me to pay. I'm not paying for trash. I'm like, what the fuck are we going to do? 44:28 Speaker 1 Go to the dump all the time. I went out much as trash service a month. It can't be that much. I have no idea. I think it's like, what, 20 bucks, probably. 44:36 Speaker 1 Maybe and what he's not going to pay for it. I don't know. That's what he said a few months ago, but it's been a while. That's probably been about a year. So maybe he'll, uh, you know, spring for a trash service. I would have to drive to the dump all the time. 44:47 Speaker 1 Would you be pissed if he spring or you sprung for trash service and he made you pay half and it was like 10 bucks. Oh 44:53 Speaker 1 Well, I cut the fucking grass. So I would hope not oh 44:57 Speaker 1 The magic get on a great camera for trash can mischief 45:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, those bitches a loud rolling down the road. I'll tell you that our neighbor pulls it out across streets 45:04 Speaker 1 You hear them come all the way down his driveway 45:06 Speaker 1 You're gonna have to put it in truck put in a truck do it in the middle 45:09 Speaker 1 That's how we do it. That's how we used to do it 45:11 Speaker 1 When I was in with I was with OSI we'd do the trash dumps we'd drop off a new can and take their can 45:17 Speaker 1 But we just throw it in the truck roll away. Oh, so the technically legal to do that then or is it just for cops? 45:22 Speaker 1 No, it's legal. It's once once you put your trash out on the street. It is nobody's property 45:28 Speaker 1 It's a man property we could just steal trash cans and hold them ransom. Is that where you can steal trash? 45:34 Speaker 1 You can take anybody's trash you want so you can go to like your entire neighborhood take all their trash bags out of their trash 45:40 Speaker 1 and there's nothing they can do that is completely legal it's not a violation of 45:44 Speaker 1 anything however technically the trash cans belong to the trash company so 45:51 Speaker 1 what you'd probably want to do is start like something and you're like being 45:55 Speaker 1 proactive right and tell like all your neighbors like hey you know me and 45:59 Speaker 1 August just want to make the place look nicer so anybody that has an older trash 46:03 Speaker 1 can that wants it swapped out for a new one let us know we'll come pick it up 46:08 Speaker 1 And then you guys go to the trash company and say we got like five old trash cans from our street 46:12 Speaker 1 Can we get new ones and they'll just give you new ones? 46:17 Speaker 1 Sorry, I just saw turning fucking comment comets. So I've got a Taliban outfit is swapping trash cans honey 46:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if it's that serious I think 46:29 Speaker 1 At that point I think we just go to the trash can company not tell him who we are 46:32 Speaker 1 So we just need a trash can and we just get a trash can then we just oh 46:35 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, I still here. Yeah, what happened? 46:39 Speaker 1 Oh, I got a bunch of notifications pop up scary. 46:41 Speaker 1 Always saying we getting hacked or some shit, 46:43 Speaker 1 but I think we could just buy a new trash can because I did trash can. 46:45 Speaker 1 I think they're like 60 bucks. You're kind of expensive. 46:48 Speaker 1 I know that because my buddy Josh one night we were probably a couple of years 46:52 Speaker 1 ago. We were drunk and driving around the F-250 and I was like, Oh, 46:55 Speaker 1 shit, Josh, trash cans deer. Then the road. So we just, we, we turn around and 46:59 Speaker 1 this is like on a straightaway. I was like, Florida hit this trash can go like 65 47:02 Speaker 1 It like launches down the road into the ditch and everything. 47:05 Speaker 1 He makes up the next morning. 47:07 Speaker 1 He's like, where's my trash can? 47:09 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, yeah. 47:11 Speaker 1 I think we might have hit it. 47:12 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, I heard you haul an ass by last night. 47:14 Speaker 1 And I'll buy him and then have my trash cans go out. 47:16 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, sorry, I'll get you a trash can. 47:18 Speaker 1 So it was like 60 bucks, but now I know. 47:20 Speaker 1 Well, the night, the nice ones that they, I don't know what kind of trash can you guys have. 47:23 Speaker 1 But the nice ones are like 150 bucks. 47:25 Speaker 1 Like the big boys, the rollers with heavy duty. 47:28 Speaker 1 So I don't think you're going to want to do that. 47:30 Speaker 1 But I mean, if you go to the trash company, say our trash cans, 47:32 Speaker 1 jacked, you know, and you scratch off the number or if it's being paid, it's being paid. I would, 47:38 Speaker 1 they're not going to call the guy and be like, Oh, dude, did you know these guys just got a new trash 47:41 Speaker 1 can? I wouldn't say I just get new trash can and play stupid. Yeah, I mean, like I said, we got the 47:47 Speaker 1 newspaper forever back in the day when we, uh, we stopped paying for it. I was so excited. I love 47:51 Speaker 1 the newspaper back in the day, but it was like, uh, you know, Obama era and like, uh, we had to save 47:55 Speaker 1 money and shit. So we had to get rid of the newspaper, but it kept coming for like another four months 47:58 Speaker 1 I'm so happy because I like to read the funnies in the back. Are you serious read the newspaper? 48:03 Speaker 1 I'm not anymore. No back back in the day. They're the funnies though 48:08 Speaker 1 Fun comic strips yeah, they're called funnies 48:12 Speaker 1 Funnies 48:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, they are they're called funnies in the back of the paper. I guarantee him. Nobody calls them funnies. I guarantee 48:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was like the name of it was like the funny pages 48:22 Speaker 1 This what it's called. It's a whole headline was funny page funny. Hold on 48:25 Speaker 1 on. You're stupid. Look it up. Funny. Funny. Is it is it 48:31 Speaker 1 miniature golf or putt putt golf? Uh, putt. Yes, exactly. Okay. 48:36 Speaker 1 But it's the funnies. What are the comic? The comic section in a 48:43 Speaker 1 newspaper called? I don't know why that's funny to me. Don't 48:56 Speaker 1 one of them. The funnies. The comics section in newspapers commonly called the funnies, 49:01 Speaker 1 or the funny papers or the Sunday funnies. Yeah, the funnies. Yeah. Love the dude. 49:08 Speaker 1 I don't know. I've never. I thought. See, this is what I know it as. It's also commonly 49:12 Speaker 1 referred to as Sunday comics or the comic strip section, the literal descriptive name for the 49:18 Speaker 1 pages containing serialized cartoon strips. But I don't know if I, okay, this is crazy. You 49:24 Speaker 1 you were a funny guy. Oh, I loved it. Yeah. We said, I remember, uh, we'd be 49:28 Speaker 1 at like, what were the three? What were the three most popular funnies in the funny 49:32 Speaker 1 paper? 49:33 Speaker 1 Shary. It was like that. The, the, uh, the mid character. And then you had like the, uh, 49:38 Speaker 1 you had that bald headed whiny kid always. And then you had the, uh, the dog, um, the 49:43 Speaker 1 dog and his buddy. 49:44 Speaker 1 Oh, see, this is sad because I don't even know what one of them is. Calvin Hobbs. Yeah. 49:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, those were the that was a sad guy, right? 49:53 Speaker 1 I don't know. 49:54 Speaker 1 I never had the fun. 49:56 Speaker 1 Oh, I love the funnys back in the day. 49:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I said, we would, uh, you know, it'd be like third grade. 49:59 Speaker 1 We'd be out there with the newspaper and everything. 50:01 Speaker 1 We'd be like looking through them. 50:02 Speaker 1 Like I find a buddy that had them and I'd be like, oh, you got the funnies today. 50:05 Speaker 1 But yeah, I got the funnies. 50:06 Speaker 1 We got to check it out. 50:07 Speaker 1 We read the funnies. 50:08 Speaker 1 Do you know what the crazy though? 50:10 Speaker 1 If you think about a third graders reading the newspaper, like I don't think 50:12 Speaker 1 that's even ever happened in nowadays. 50:15 Speaker 1 No, I did, uh, I did have a real quick form move on. 50:18 Speaker 1 the two most popular funnies of all time are peanuts and Garfield. 50:21 Speaker 1 So okay. 50:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:23 Speaker 1 Um, no, I did have a kid. 50:25 Speaker 1 You were telling the funnies. 50:26 Speaker 1 So when I was asking the kids when I was teaching fifth grade the other day, 50:30 Speaker 1 and I, I'm asking one of the questions was how many days are in September. 50:35 Speaker 1 And this kid immediately was like 30. 50:37 Speaker 1 And I mean, right after I asked it, I'm like, what? 50:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, how does he know that? 50:41 Speaker 1 Right? 50:42 Speaker 1 Oh my dog, my freaking dog. 50:44 Speaker 1 And he goes, I go, how does he know that? 50:45 Speaker 1 He goes, I googled it. 50:48 Speaker 1 I'm getting sat there just Google how many days are in September like that had the answer we never had that we were growing up 50:54 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah 50:55 Speaker 1 No, you had to do it you had to put in some effort when you were cheating and everything and you know 50:58 Speaker 1 Yes easy now, and hey guys gonna make it even easier. Oh, yeah 51:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll say back in the day you have to be able to bullshit because like Google wouldn't even really I mean 51:07 Speaker 1 We we had computer lab in our school back in the day 51:09 Speaker 1 and that was like the greatest thing we played Oregon Trail and you'd always dialing collar or something like that 51:13 Speaker 1 But I just thought that was like video games are not gonna get greater than this. This is awesome and the PlayStation 2 came out 51:18 Speaker 1 And holy fuck this is way better than Oregon Trail. That's awesome 51:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I had a Atari I 51:24 Speaker 1 Never had an Atari PlayStation 2 and then I went to the Xbox 360 and then I thought a Wii at the same time and then PS4 and then 51:32 Speaker 1 Computer and now PS5 awesome, you know, you know the we had one of the least resale values of all those gaming consoles 51:39 Speaker 1 Did you know that well actually now if you sell money, but they go for like $700 51:43 Speaker 1 It's just crazy. What they're like a collector's item now. I have one I have come to I bought all those cons 51:49 Speaker 1 I have like five nintendo's 51:51 Speaker 1 In 64's oh you probably got a gold mine there. I got a Sega Sega Genesis 51:56 Speaker 1 I collected all of them back 51:57 Speaker 1 I don't know 15 years ago and we played them for a while and I bought every game 52:01 Speaker 1 I could find original games in the packaging. I still have it all 52:04 Speaker 1 I just I went to sell the Wii one time and I'm going what it was worth not 52:08 Speaker 1 Jose Jose needs to call me. I think we know Jose can work on a deal 52:12 Speaker 1 You need either go to like a trade show or something or just sell money 52:15 Speaker 1 Bay because he's put on my eBay like that motherfucker sit for a while and then they'll sell and you ship it out 52:19 Speaker 1 But like I said those games those retro grain games old school really popular right now people pay a shit ton for them 52:25 Speaker 1 Especially collectors. All right. Yeah, I'm a Atari too. Oh, nice. Yeah, look at that. That'd be fun 52:29 Speaker 1 Oh, I had the one it was kind of like an Atari 52:32 Speaker 1 But it wasn't it was like that little box with the joystick and some buttons on it 52:35 Speaker 1 But it was a knock off of the tart and have like a thousand games on it. 52:39 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it was fun. 52:40 Speaker 1 Had like Astro blaster and like some of the other brain. 52:43 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it was fun. 52:44 Speaker 1 Good time. 52:44 Speaker 1 Good time. 52:45 Speaker 1 So all right. 52:46 Speaker 1 If you're listening to our not hard right now podcast or spot a phone, 52:48 Speaker 1 be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. 52:51 Speaker 1 It really doesn't we see all the time. 52:53 Speaker 1 Even more so now that we're giving away a PS five and 1000 reviews on the daily 52:56 Speaker 1 those shows spot a five. 52:56 Speaker 1 Just take that screenshot, send it over to me at Brandon Thrasher on Instagram 53:00 Speaker 1 or close to on Facebook and we'll get you on the list. 53:02 Speaker 1 Don't forget. 53:03 Speaker 1 We got the Patreon down below. 53:04 Speaker 1 You said, we've been advertising for the show and for no, no, it's scary. 53:06 Speaker 1 Hooker, heroin, prostitute, steroid frogs, bus stuff. 53:09 Speaker 1 Whatever we need to get the show off the ground and we really appreciate it. 53:11 Speaker 1 Your proceeds are going to pay for some marketing. 53:13 Speaker 1 So your donations, thank you very much. 53:16 Speaker 1 Keep that up and any more subscribers you can get. 53:18 Speaker 1 It really helps out the show. 53:20 Speaker 1 Uh, we also got dailydojo.com go over there, check it out, get all the 53:22 Speaker 1 formation on the show as well as the merch store up there that Michael 53:25 Speaker 1 Germany runs for us. 53:27 Speaker 1 Uh, all the proceeds do go to him. 53:29 Speaker 1 And so we appreciate it. 53:30 Speaker 1 And so does he check anything that that? 53:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, we are in the talks. 53:34 Speaker 1 We have heard you guys. 53:35 Speaker 1 We were taking your advice. 53:37 Speaker 1 I even texted Brandon last night. 53:38 Speaker 1 We've worked out zero details, zero details to share, 53:41 Speaker 1 except for the fact that we are going to have an event 53:45 Speaker 1 before the end of the year. 53:46 Speaker 1 So no matter what, you guys will see us. 53:47 Speaker 1 We're going to have a live event. 53:49 Speaker 1 Like we always do, we're just going to work out the details 53:50 Speaker 1 and put Brandon's little spin on it 53:53 Speaker 1 and try to keep it as child friendly as possible. 53:55 Speaker 1 So you guys can bring your families, 53:57 Speaker 1 but we are going to be doing something. 53:58 Speaker 1 So stay tuned for that. 53:59 Speaker 1 We'll put out as much details as we have 54:01 Speaker 1 me get them. I'm excited. I'm excited. And Brandon, I know you're excited because what 54:06 Speaker 1 we talked yesterday, you like the ideas, you like the ideas. And I know you don't like 54:10 Speaker 1 to drive. So that's why we're going to try to get this thing taken care of sooner rather 54:13 Speaker 1 than later. So Brandon knows he's taken care of. I don't like to drive. What does that mean? 54:18 Speaker 1 You don't want to go to events like three hours away. Oh, um, yeah, I mean, I gotta 54:24 Speaker 1 go to your house. It's like two and a half hours or two hours anyway. It's not two and 54:27 Speaker 1 I do I literally half away from you if you go on the right day 54:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, if you're on the right day at the right fucking time you get home pretty quick said dude 54:34 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's talking about you didn't tell him anything was I not was I not supposed to say anything? 54:38 Speaker 1 I know I know he tells you I don't why is Michael German yelling at me like I just shared everything 54:42 Speaker 1 I'm not sure the location the date nothing 54:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, sometimes you do jump the gun though and just like come up with an idea and then you don't tell any of us 54:48 Speaker 1 And then you just kind of start giving out details. I told I told you 54:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, but we hadn't really talked about it. So that's why I was like, man, maybe we shouldn't talk about 54:55 Speaker 1 That's probably what he's thinking about down there, but it'll be all right. 54:57 Speaker 1 Well, it's too late now. 54:58 Speaker 1 We have to have anything for the. 54:59 Speaker 1 It's going to be like a fucking 45 second long beat. 55:03 Speaker 1 Really? 55:04 Speaker 1 Hey, guys, we're going to be at Starbucks on Saturday, blah, blah, blah. 55:08 Speaker 1 At one o'clock. 55:09 Speaker 1 If you guys want to come have coffee with us, that's an event. 55:12 Speaker 1 All right. 55:12 Speaker 1 We're going to get to 55:25 Speaker 1 the news for you daily dose of the news daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from 55:36 Speaker 1 Brandon he's done. 55:38 Speaker 1 Chuck acts my first news story about Jackson Dart. So here's the next one. Jane Jane a 55:44 Speaker 1 short haul a long time news anchor for Minnesota NBC affiliate care 11 and outside of broadcast 55:50 Speaker 1 show breaking the news is being taken off the air. This schedule change occurs shortly 55:55 Speaker 1 after publicly calling out Texas Longhorns quarterback Archmanning for laughing at the 56:00 Speaker 1 AI generated video. I like this. I'm glad she's gotten she's getting taken off the air for 56:04 Speaker 1 reporting on something so fucking stupid and so something that you know shouldn't even 56:08 Speaker 1 been reported on the begin with like if you want to make a joke about it be like you know 56:11 Speaker 1 I think people are reporting now about the reporters that reporting on it saying oh my 56:16 Speaker 1 god I'm so upset and I was also coming out the Texas Longhorns fan base is upset with 56:21 Speaker 1 of Holly wrote, you know, I said that probably earlier this week about why does she not speak 56:24 Speaker 1 up? Why does she not say anything about it? And I think the Texas Longhorns fans, students 56:30 Speaker 1 started realizing the same thing like, Holly, come on now, you're a girl, you're SCC, you've 56:33 Speaker 1 been down here for fucking every night. No, Texas is a new SCC, but you got to stand up 56:37 Speaker 1 for them, you know, it's part of the group. So I'm kind of glad. Obviously she wasn't 56:42 Speaker 1 fired for anything. I wouldn't say malicious. I think the new station was just like, yeah, 56:46 Speaker 1 that was a really bad take and your show has been on the air way too long. And you're just 56:50 Speaker 1 like not in touch with anybody. 56:51 Speaker 1 Like if she would have came out and said, 56:53 Speaker 1 as a woman, I find this hilarious, you know, 56:54 Speaker 1 and I think y'all should chill out 56:55 Speaker 1 and stop freaking out about this. 56:57 Speaker 1 She might have had another 20 years doing her show, 56:58 Speaker 1 but, and something to do with her being gay also, 57:02 Speaker 1 which I don't know why that was a part of it 57:03 Speaker 1 because he wasn't, unless the, 57:05 Speaker 1 Holly Rose is not gay, so I don't understand that either. 57:07 Speaker 1 And Sarkis is like, there's no gayness involved with this. 57:09 Speaker 1 I don't know why they pointed that out, but, 57:11 Speaker 1 she's getting, she's getting, let go. 57:13 Speaker 1 Do you think that, do you ever like think sometimes 57:15 Speaker 1 when this happens and people get let go and you go, 57:19 Speaker 1 man, you know, like that's crazy that that was the thing, right? 57:23 Speaker 1 That got him like Stephen Colbert, like when he got let go, like that was the 57:26 Speaker 1 thing that got him, you know, I think it's because they already are looking for 57:30 Speaker 1 a reason. Like if you get let go, it's because they're looking for a reason to 57:34 Speaker 1 let you go. 57:35 Speaker 1 That's like when Brandy got fired for cat food, stealing cat food and makeup, 57:38 Speaker 1 you know, that's like a radio thing. 57:39 Speaker 1 Come on. 57:41 Speaker 1 But it's like they're looking like they're just looking for that opportunity. 57:44 Speaker 1 Now, what bothers me and it's kind of this is the culture we live in, I guess. 57:48 Speaker 1 you've heard about Ed Sheeran, right? 57:49 Speaker 1 The whole thing with Ed Sheeran and his, 57:51 Speaker 1 in his, in his, in his tour. 57:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, apparently his family and friends 57:54 Speaker 1 are like abandoning him too. 57:56 Speaker 1 Like what, clearly they weren't good family 57:57 Speaker 1 or friends to begin with that they're like, 57:59 Speaker 1 uh, you know, you got to pick what I decided 58:01 Speaker 1 and then we can be family and friends. 58:02 Speaker 1 His whole band is refusing to play. 58:05 Speaker 1 His whole band, all of his openers are refusing to play 58:08 Speaker 1 because all he said was, this is not a political, 58:13 Speaker 1 you know, show. 58:14 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't talk about politics. 58:16 Speaker 1 I don't want to bring politics in it. 58:17 Speaker 1 I'm not even American. 58:18 Speaker 1 Like what are we doing, right? 58:20 Speaker 1 And everyone's like, well, if that's how you feel, 58:22 Speaker 1 then we're just gonna walk. 58:23 Speaker 1 So now Ed Sheeran is gonna have to play 58:26 Speaker 1 these massive stadiums alone, which I guess he's okay with. 58:31 Speaker 1 I mean, that's kind of, not like he's playing bangers 58:34 Speaker 1 that need a full backing, whatever. 58:36 Speaker 1 It's like him and my acoustic guitar. 58:38 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say I didn't know he played with a band. 58:39 Speaker 1 None of his songs have a band in it, 58:41 Speaker 1 so why does he need a fucking band? 58:42 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 58:43 Speaker 1 I don't think it's gonna really change much. 58:45 Speaker 1 And if I'm a, and I'm not a, 58:46 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess I kind of am now. 58:48 Speaker 1 I've never really listened to Ed Sheeran, 58:50 Speaker 1 but now that I know that he was the one that stood up 58:52 Speaker 1 and said, I don't care if you're pro Israel. 58:54 Speaker 1 I don't care if you're anti Israel. 58:56 Speaker 1 I don't care if you're pro left, pro right. 58:58 Speaker 1 I don't care. 58:59 Speaker 1 We're not gonna talk about it. 59:00 Speaker 1 Cause that's all I want everybody to do. 59:02 Speaker 1 So now I have to start listening to Ed Sheeran. 59:04 Speaker 1 I don't really want to, but I'm going to. 59:06 Speaker 1 I'm not, I still don't like his music. 59:09 Speaker 1 At least I'm not a fan of him. 59:10 Speaker 1 And the English thing's weird, 59:12 Speaker 1 his gender and his eyes go different ways. 59:14 Speaker 1 But besides that. 59:15 Speaker 1 That's really weird. 59:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a very, very odd looking feller. 59:19 Speaker 1 But like I said, I'm not a fan of him again with, 59:20 Speaker 1 but at the same time, it's like, 59:22 Speaker 1 I think he was doing a favor for more of these people 59:24 Speaker 1 that were on his tour, like Macamore and the band. 59:26 Speaker 1 Like he doesn't need those people to do his, 59:28 Speaker 1 it's his tour, you know, whatever the fuck you want. 59:30 Speaker 1 So I think those people that just kind of shot themselves 59:32 Speaker 1 in the foot and like I said, 59:33 Speaker 1 you got Macamore still talking like, 59:35 Speaker 1 I didn't need 10 shows from that year. 59:36 Speaker 1 I just needed two. 59:37 Speaker 1 Like dude, he gave you two shows 59:38 Speaker 1 and you throwing them under the bus 59:39 Speaker 1 and making them like, 59:40 Speaker 1 bringing up all this crazy bullshit. 59:41 Speaker 1 Like fuck you, dude, like go to hell. 59:44 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, Mackerelmore sucks. 59:46 Speaker 1 That, I mean, obviously, people even know that 59:48 Speaker 1 I'm very anti-Israel, you know, they're a terrible country. 59:51 Speaker 1 But at the same time, it's like, 59:52 Speaker 1 I don't want my dude, random gay dude singing 59:55 Speaker 1 to tell me about it. 59:56 Speaker 1 We know what's going on. 59:57 Speaker 1 We don't care about your gay perspective. 59:58 Speaker 1 And everybody knows that I'm very pro-Israel 1:00:00 Speaker 1 and I think they're a great country. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 But I still don't want to go to a concert 1:00:03 Speaker 1 and have being be told that by the artist 1:00:06 Speaker 1 because I don't care what the artist has to say 1:00:08 Speaker 1 other than playing the music that I pay to come watch 1:00:11 Speaker 1 and listen to. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 It drives me crazy when people get up there 1:00:13 Speaker 1 They want to talk about, you know, oh, look, so and so is getting married or, oh, look, 1:00:18 Speaker 1 my childhood teachers in the audience. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 Let's bring her up here. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 I don't want to hear her. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 I'm here to listen to you, dude. 1:00:25 Speaker 1 Like, don't do that crap. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 It sucks. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 She better shows her tits to get the fuck off stage. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 That's not really where they should bring a woman up on a stage in a rock concert. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 Yep. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Obviously this is not a rock concert, but a rock concert, you're going to have them pull 1:00:38 Speaker 1 the tits out, right? 1:00:39 Speaker 1 I think that's illegal. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 I think so do that, right? 1:00:41 Speaker 1 I don't think they pull them out. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 I don't even know what that means like that's a weird way of putting that I think they last you wish they 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Show them you're not pulling pulling them out. I think of a woman breastfeeding like she pulls it out 1:00:53 Speaker 1 And then oh we know you like that too 1:00:59 Speaker 1 My algorithm 1:01:02 Speaker 1 I 1:01:04 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 Alright, we're gonna get out of here. 1:01:07 Speaker 1 We will talk to you tomorrow. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 Check out the thing before we head on out. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 No, I can't wait for this event that I can't talk anymore about, but I will share more 1:01:13 Speaker 1 in the coming weeks. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 Okay, alright, thanks. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 Okay, bye-bye.