In The Lincoln Tunnel EP-395 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-22
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Hope everyone's doing good. 1:02 Speaker 1 And on this day in history, President Abraham Lincoln 1:05 Speaker 1 issue the emancipate patient proclamation also Sarah Jane Moore tried to 1:09 Speaker 1 assassinate a U.S. president Gerald for probably shouldn't have women to do that 1:13 Speaker 1 but it's up to her. My name is Brandon Thrasher over there who's also digging 1:17 Speaker 1 in tunnels today Chuck Ironfish. How you doing? Why am I digging in tunnels? 1:21 Speaker 1 You're in the Lincoln tunnel today were you not? The Lincoln tunnel. What are you 1:26 Speaker 1 talking about? Oh get you shut off. Why? Why? Why do I tell you anything in life? 1:33 Speaker 1 I don't even like we can't have secrets like you're like the worst secret keeper in the world 1:37 Speaker 1 No, you don't ever tell me it's a secret. I don't know if a secret not you just like if you tell me something and you say 1:41 Speaker 1 Don't like don't talk about it on air that I won't but I figure everything else is like fair game 1:45 Speaker 1 If I tell you something in a text 1:48 Speaker 1 Usually you should run it by me go. Hey, man. It's cool to talk about that 1:51 Speaker 1 But I guess we're gonna have to get to that in a minute 1:54 Speaker 1 But before we do I you know I taught today. I was I was fifth grade and 1:58 Speaker 1 And whenever I go to the school, I always have a joke in my back pocket. The kids love it when I break the ice with a joke. 2:06 Speaker 1 So today's joke is one that I gave the kids. Brandon, you're gonna love this. You ready? 2:11 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 2:12 Speaker 1 Why did the scarecrow win an award? 2:16 Speaker 1 Oh, he was dead scary? 2:20 Speaker 1 No, because he was outstanding in his field. 2:23 Speaker 1 Huh? 2:24 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 2:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 2:26 Speaker 1 Okay. 2:26 Speaker 1 and 2:28 Speaker 1 and I see a lot today so everything's good what else what else happened today in history I'm sure you got more I'm 2:34 Speaker 1 I'm a little curious as to how Gerald Ford was almost a sass assassinated by a woman 2:39 Speaker 1 Did she like spray some deadly perfume on him or something? I don't remember this from history 2:43 Speaker 1 Well, you know I said the first one Abraham Lincoln did the preliminary emancipation proclamation that freed the slaves and 2:49 Speaker 1 He's gonna be like almost it. We're gonna send you home 2:51 Speaker 1 I know you don't like being here and then he got shot before he did all that so 2:54 Speaker 1 So, history changed a good bit from that point. 2:58 Speaker 1 The American Revolutionary Spy Nathan Hale was hanged by the British in New York on this 3:02 Speaker 1 day as well, 1776. 3:03 Speaker 1 I think we should do that for traders, hang more of them. 3:07 Speaker 1 And then, yeah, we got Sarah Jane Moore tried to assassinate US President Gerald Ford outside 3:12 Speaker 1 a hotel in San Francisco, but missed a shocker, right? 3:15 Speaker 1 I mean, this lady probably never shot a gun for her in her life. 3:18 Speaker 1 She's like, first I'm gonna do it. 3:20 Speaker 1 I'm gonna shoot Gerald Ford. 3:21 Speaker 1 She probably had like six shots, probably like a six-shoot or something. 3:24 Speaker 1 you practice with the first five shots because she's probably two forward or four to any 3:26 Speaker 1 more ammo and just like this is going to be the one that gets him. There's probably 3:29 Speaker 1 like fucked up. My favorite part of the story is what caliber was the gun that she used. 3:34 Speaker 1 I guarantee dude without you even telling me I'm going to go out on a limb here and I'm 3:39 Speaker 1 going to say a 22. I'm just I don't know why I have a feeling she had a 22. What did she 3:44 Speaker 1 shoot him with? Oh, okay. She went with the classic 38 special revolver. She must have 3:51 Speaker 1 some ties to the mob. They love using that snub nose. And if you're ever going to assassinate 3:56 Speaker 1 somebody, I think it's best to use a revolver. You don't have to worry about shell cases flying 3:59 Speaker 1 out. Yeah, you also don't want to use a 38. Like I'm going to assassinate somebody. I'm going with 4:03 Speaker 1 a 44. Like I'm going to make sure this picks fucking gun because I'm not going to get what 4:08 Speaker 1 one good shot off before they take me out. You're not going to fit your pocket. You're 4:12 Speaker 1 going to fit your pocket 38 is pretty fucking big. I mean, it's at the large. My grandmother 4:16 Speaker 1 has a 38 under a pillow. She's 96. Okay. It'll put down in the shooter. I tell you that. 4:22 Speaker 1 Well, it's not, it's not going to put down a intruder like a 44 mag. That's what I'm talking 4:26 Speaker 1 about. Yeah, but you got it. Yeah. I mean, that more fucking guns got damn a foot long, 4:29 Speaker 1 16 inches long. But I don't put that shit out. My time you draw it out. It's gonna be your 4:34 Speaker 1 head. You're gonna have the gun up to here. The barrel's still touching your cock and 4:37 Speaker 1 they're gonna shoot you. I got, I got a bad example of this because the only 44 mag to 4:42 Speaker 1 I have is my dad was collecting um like wild west guns right and when I was a kid I don't 4:48 Speaker 1 why he went through this big like revolver phase where he would just go to the gun store 4:52 Speaker 1 and he'd buy a revolver like a wild west revolver and he'd be like hey son one day this is gonna 4:57 Speaker 1 be yours. 4:58 Speaker 1 I'm like what the heck do I do with revolver you know I'm like this sucks I want a freaking 5:02 Speaker 1 tack nine or an mp5 or something cool so he bought all these guns so he had a 44 Magnum 5:08 Speaker 1 And he took it up to my grandfather's house in up upstate Michigan where we're had my property and he told my grandpa he goes, 5:14 Speaker 1 Hey, he goes dad. He goes, you got to be careful with this thing now. It's a 44 Magnum. And my grandpa goes, 5:22 Speaker 1 I never broke my wrist in my life. He's like, I guarantee you I can fire this off six rounds in succession without having any issues. 5:29 Speaker 1 My dad's like, I don't think he can, right? So my grandpa like holds his wrist like this. Like he does the old like, you know, 5:36 Speaker 1 Oh, Brace, it used to be called the teacup where they'd hold it underneath, but he just held his wrist and he was like, all right, I'm gonna shoot this thing six times in rows, fast as I can. 5:46 Speaker 1 And my dad's like, it's a bad idea, dad. 5:48 Speaker 1 And so he's like, boom, boom, boom, when he's shooting it off and he gets done and he hands the gun back to my dad. 5:55 Speaker 1 And he's like, that wasn't that bad. 5:56 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden he looks down and there's blood just like dripping down his hand. 6:00 Speaker 1 What did he did? 6:00 Speaker 1 It came back. The hammer was coming back and digging into his arm because he was trying 6:06 Speaker 1 to hold it because he was breaking his, it was like breaking the wrist. 6:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. And, and dude, that was like my first experience with this 44 Magnum. That is the 6:14 Speaker 1 only 44 Magnum I have. So you might be right. Because this thing is like, dude, white 6:18 Speaker 1 Earp could not have fit this thing in his holster. I mean, is it chrome to like silver? 6:23 Speaker 1 It's all a pilot. What is it? Polish, black, satin, or whatever with with the, I can't 6:29 Speaker 1 the horn. Is it Buffalo horn that they use for the grips? I can't remember. It was like 6:33 Speaker 1 real sexy, but it was like some type of antler that they use for the grips. I'm like, dude, 6:37 Speaker 1 I don't want to make you know if I shoot somebody with this, they break him out. She don't bear 6:41 Speaker 1 seeing that is when the cops are like, we're going to need to bring the weapon that killed 6:44 Speaker 1 the intruder. And I'm like, here it is, sir. And he's like, dude, what is this? Okay, 6:48 Speaker 1 Corral? Well, the problem with the fucking 44 is you're going to shoot the guy and it's 6:52 Speaker 1 going to go through your house and kill your brother in law across the street. That's the 6:54 Speaker 1 only problem with that shit. I mean, it's just going to go right through the wall and it ain't 6:57 Speaker 1 stop to kills at least two people. But no, my dad had one too. I remember holding that 7:01 Speaker 1 when I was young. I was like, Dan, this mother fuckers heavy and long. And, you know, the, 7:06 Speaker 1 the age I was at probably eight, my muscle master's probably the same as this Sarah Moore 7:11 Speaker 1 at the time. I don't think she'd be able to hold it up. 7:14 Speaker 1 Well, that's the problem. That's why I thought 22. I always assumed 22. I know Megan Megan 7:18 Speaker 1 wanted a, there's like the first kind of a barter. She wanted a SIG and the SIG has 7:23 Speaker 1 a thing called a, oh my God, I'm gonna get this wrong. People are gonna beat me up. 7:26 Speaker 1 It's called the Stinger or Sig Bumble Bee or something stupid. 7:35 Speaker 1 It has to do with a bee. 7:36 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is. 7:37 Speaker 1 But she wanted it and I'm going, well, you know, Sig's a good gun, dude. 7:41 Speaker 1 It's a good, you know, reliable gun. 7:42 Speaker 1 So I was looking at the price and for this stupid gun and it's pink, right? 7:47 Speaker 1 And it was like $450 for 22. 7:51 Speaker 1 And I'm going, I mean, I get it. 7:53 Speaker 1 You know, like a 22 is going to kill you. 7:55 Speaker 1 But there's a good chance that you could get shot with a 22 rape and pillage and be in another 8:00 Speaker 1 state before you die. 8:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 8:02 Speaker 1 You know, like you're not getting stopped. 8:05 Speaker 1 So I ended up getting her a 380, which isn't much better, but it's what she felt comfortable 8:09 Speaker 1 with. 8:10 Speaker 1 And then I've since moved her up to like she's not nine mill. 8:14 Speaker 1 She'll, she'll carry a 357 sig once in a while. 8:16 Speaker 1 But if some of these things are just crazy, if I was ever like a shooter in a Walmart 8:21 Speaker 1 or a school shooter and I saw someone with a pink gun, I'm shooting them first. 8:24 Speaker 1 I just go ahead tell you that it's just like so bright. You can just see it. You're like, there ain't no fucking way 8:28 Speaker 1 I'm dying by that gun. I'm shooting that one. Oh, oh, it's like a pink guns. Justice dumb is open carry 8:32 Speaker 1 You know like everyone just gonna see you have the gun as soon as you pull out a pink gun 8:36 Speaker 1 I mean it contrasted anything in any school or any 8:39 Speaker 1 In any Walmart or gandermount where the hell you are. It's you're definitely gonna get fucked up first 8:44 Speaker 1 I would think but so so one of the one of the air marshals that I used to serve 8:49 Speaker 1 He was he was I'm gonna say was Detroit who was Detroit or maybe Minneapolis and he was at a 8:53 Speaker 1 a drive-through. 8:56 Speaker 1 And it was drive-through late at night. 8:57 Speaker 1 He's sitting there and he ended up getting, 9:00 Speaker 1 he got investigated, he got in an officer involved shooting, 9:03 Speaker 1 but he was sitting in his car and he had a nice car. 9:05 Speaker 1 He had like an escalator, some type of Cadillac, whatever. 9:08 Speaker 1 And he said he's sitting there 9:09 Speaker 1 and there's two cars in front of him, 9:11 Speaker 1 two cars behind him in this drive-through. 9:13 Speaker 1 And it was a big chain. 9:14 Speaker 1 It was like a McDonald's or something like that. 9:16 Speaker 1 And he said he looks in his side view mirror 9:19 Speaker 1 and he sees this guy walking up 9:22 Speaker 1 And the guy had a pink gun in his hand. 9:25 Speaker 1 And the first thing he noticed was, 9:28 Speaker 1 what's in this dude's hand? 9:29 Speaker 1 Because it was like so weird. 9:31 Speaker 1 And he said, as he got closer, he's like, dude, that's a gun. 9:34 Speaker 1 So he reaches over and he grabs his duty weapon, 9:37 Speaker 1 which is a 357 Sig at the time, Sig 229. 9:40 Speaker 1 And he just held it like this. 9:42 Speaker 1 And he said the guy popped her on the corner 9:44 Speaker 1 and he went to point the gun at him to be like, 9:47 Speaker 1 yo, give me all your money or whatever. 9:49 Speaker 1 And he was just like boom, boom, boom, 9:51 Speaker 1 and shot off three rounds, right? 9:53 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 9:54 Speaker 1 Dude falls down, runs away, 9:56 Speaker 1 and long story short, he ended up dying in the hospital. 9:59 Speaker 1 They, when his getaway car took him to the hospital 10:01 Speaker 1 and dropped him off. 10:02 Speaker 1 But when they were asking the, they asked him the marshal, 10:04 Speaker 1 they're like, you know, why'd you shoot him? 10:06 Speaker 1 And he goes dude, I saw the gun, like three cars back. 10:09 Speaker 1 I mean, the guy's walking with this pink gun, 10:11 Speaker 1 and he's going, why is he on a pink gun? 10:13 Speaker 1 And then when he got next to him, 10:14 Speaker 1 he's like, oh crap, they're trying to carjack me. 10:17 Speaker 1 So that's what got him killed. 10:18 Speaker 1 If he didn't have a pink gun, he probably never would have gotten killed. 10:20 Speaker 1 He'd have probably gotten the car, walked away or ended differently. 10:23 Speaker 1 But yeah, don't own a pink gun. 10:24 Speaker 1 Pink guns are bad. 10:25 Speaker 1 Don't open carry, don't own a pink gun. 10:27 Speaker 1 You're going to get shot first because if someone's coming up to me, 10:29 Speaker 1 I'm definitely fucking killing the person because that is a little extra 10:33 Speaker 1 incentive. 10:33 Speaker 1 Like I cannot be killed by a pink gun. 10:35 Speaker 1 Like when I get killed in my family's like in the court session and they're 10:38 Speaker 1 like holding up a pink gun, they're like, faggot, got killed by a pink gun. 10:42 Speaker 1 Or on the flip side, if you're going to kill somebody and you have a pink gun 10:46 Speaker 1 and they murder you. That's kind of like real bad to you, man. You don't want to be like, 10:49 Speaker 1 Oh, he tried to shoot him with this nine millimeter pink gun. Like they're going to be like at 10:52 Speaker 1 the funeral by again, you know, it's not going to go. If I was going to assassinate somebody 10:56 Speaker 1 though, I would do with a pink gun. That's a little bit like it's just, it hurts worse. 10:59 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I'm saying it would piss you off more. You'd be like, you know, 11:02 Speaker 1 people would be at your funeral and be like, I get it's just just not good all around. 11:08 Speaker 1 But speaking of guns, you know, I think that's, is that not what they shot Charlie Kirk with 11:13 Speaker 1 was with 22. No, I thought it was a 30 out six. Didn't they say it was a 30 out six? 11:18 Speaker 1 That's what they said. But I started thinking about it again. And I'm like, how was there 11:22 Speaker 1 no exit when with a 30 out six? I don't make it a system. I don't know. Dude, I stopped 11:27 Speaker 1 caring about this Charlie Kirk thing. I don't know. A month after the Charlie Kirk thing 11:31 Speaker 1 happened. And I stopped caring about a lot of stuff. I don't I don't watch the news 11:35 Speaker 1 anymore. I, you know, I saw today something about there's a peace deal with Iran and 11:40 Speaker 1 I didn't even listen or read it. It was just like come on like none nothing's real anymore 11:44 Speaker 1 I don't even care like we are probably me and you are arguably the most I 11:51 Speaker 1 guess honest reporters in America right now 11:56 Speaker 1 We got our opinions I'll tell you that 11:59 Speaker 1 That's it well also us you know start of realizing today that I 12:05 Speaker 1 Put two and two together and I saw a video that kind of helped me get it together 12:08 Speaker 1 with the reason that diesel prices are so high right now is obviously back in the day. I remember my dad about his first diesel back in like 2008 and 12:15 Speaker 1 Diesel was cheaper than gas back then used to be cheap cheap cheap than gas 12:19 Speaker 1 Like a dollar cheaper because it's easier to make easier to refine and then the EPA decided to put in 12:24 Speaker 1 Make it have to be low sulfur whatever retarded reason they wanted to be low sulfur. I don't know why that's a problem 12:30 Speaker 1 And then now we've also got 12:32 Speaker 1 You know the Ukraine war has been going on for fucking ever 12:35 Speaker 1 you crane is bombing the refineries in Russia that we used to make diesel so we got a lot here 12:40 Speaker 1 we got a lot in Russia and I think people are overlooking that that's really what makes the world go around is diesel fuel 12:46 Speaker 1 because everything all the everything that needs to be shipped 12:50 Speaker 1 transported food all your supplies all your food all your resources all rely on diesel so I don't really think it really 12:56 Speaker 1 Has anything to do with the Iran situation and what I'm trying to figure out is why is you know 13:01 Speaker 1 already bitching at the EPA about other stuff. They're, you know, that caring about the 13:05 Speaker 1 lead to trucks and everything. I don't understand why he's not more invested with the Ukraine 13:10 Speaker 1 situation to get them to stop blown up refineries over there in Russia and also putting more 13:14 Speaker 1 pressure on the EPA to change the formula back to diesel to where it's cheaper again. 13:18 Speaker 1 And then everything works flawlessly. 13:20 Speaker 1 I hate to say this dude. I know this is not a, this is not a popular opinion on this 13:24 Speaker 1 show. And I don't think that if most of our listeners are listening to this, I don't think 13:28 Speaker 1 I'm not going to agree with me, but I think Trump has got to the point where he's just throwing his hands up and 13:32 Speaker 1 He realizes the system is so broken. There's nothing he can do and it's out of his hands 13:37 Speaker 1 I don't think he has any control over it. I don't think he's gonna be able to fix anything 13:40 Speaker 1 I don't I think we're kind of just that's the path that we're gonna go down 13:45 Speaker 1 Because right now we control 13:47 Speaker 1 I want to say it's something like 40 something percent of the world's oil between 13:52 Speaker 1 Venezuela us and Iran and when I say we control Iran because we should be right 13:58 Speaker 1 I mean, there's no reason that they have any say in anything. That's like that's like me and you being in high school together 14:03 Speaker 1 You know, you're in 10th grade. I'm in 12th grade. I'm telling you to my homework 14:06 Speaker 1 And I beat you up every single day and you're like no Chuck. I'm not doing your homework today 14:11 Speaker 1 Oh, well you kind of have to you know, I mean and that's who we are why I ran so it doesn't make any sense 14:15 Speaker 1 So with the diesel thing, I think it's just one more 14:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm not I'm not a conspiracy theorist like you on some of this stuff 14:23 Speaker 1 Well, I thought I could spare you know, I think it's I don't think it's Israel 14:26 Speaker 1 I don't think it's the left but those are the only two logical explanations as to why diesel is now becoming an issue 14:34 Speaker 1 And it's I don't think it has anything to do with the American people 14:37 Speaker 1 I think it's something to do with the regime meaning the republic center republicans that are in power 14:42 Speaker 1 So I don't know I I've given up on gas, dude 14:46 Speaker 1 I don't even I don't even think about trying to put more than $40 because it makes me cry 14:49 Speaker 1 Yeah gases is just out of the question 14:52 Speaker 1 I mean it doesn't matter at all it really doesn't because there's no you can't get gas prices down without getting 14:56 Speaker 1 diesel prices down because guess where your gas comes from? 14:59 Speaker 1 You got a diesel semi truck bringing that motherfucker in 15:01 Speaker 1 and saying, yeah, yeah, yeah. 15:02 Speaker 1 And if it's high, if diesel's high, 15:04 Speaker 1 they got to charge more for the gas, 15:05 Speaker 1 they're going to be losing money. 15:06 Speaker 1 So I think we really need to be focused on the diesel situation 15:09 Speaker 1 and not as much as the Iran oil situation. 15:12 Speaker 1 And maybe it's just like a cover up or a forest 15:14 Speaker 1 or something going on. 15:15 Speaker 1 So we're not looking at Ukraine and the EPA. 15:19 Speaker 1 But I mean, I don't really think sulfur and the air's that bad. 15:22 Speaker 1 I mean, we do enough mining or whatnot, 15:24 Speaker 1 where their sulfur getting released anyway, 15:25 Speaker 1 from like oil mines to begin with sulfur gas comes out. 15:29 Speaker 1 And I really don't think it's a problem 15:30 Speaker 1 because diesel's burned cleaner than gas engines. 15:32 Speaker 1 And obviously they last longer than more efficient. 15:34 Speaker 1 But I think people just don't understand the fact that, 15:36 Speaker 1 oh, we need gas prices to come down. 15:38 Speaker 1 So prices like food prices and costs of living come down. 15:41 Speaker 1 That's not gonna come down. 15:42 Speaker 1 Because no one's using a gas vehicle 15:44 Speaker 1 to make the world go around. 15:45 Speaker 1 That's what I'm trying to say. 15:46 Speaker 1 If you can't fix the gas problem 15:47 Speaker 1 you're not gonna be able to fix the diesel problem. 15:49 Speaker 1 So I think that now- 15:49 Speaker 1 Well, you fix the diesel problem very easy. 15:51 Speaker 1 You strip the EPA regulations that require it to be refined 15:55 Speaker 1 even more to take the sulfur out. That's why we have low sulfur diesel, which in Europe, 15:59 Speaker 1 they have regular sulfur and it's perfectly fine. And then number two, you got to do something 16:03 Speaker 1 about Iran blowing up all the refineries in Russia because that's really hurting the diesel 16:07 Speaker 1 economy. 16:08 Speaker 1 Ukraine, I mean, Ukraine, what, yeah, Ukraine need Ukraine to stop blowing up the diesel 16:11 Speaker 1 refineries in Russia so we can keep producing diesel at a lower rate. But like I said, if 16:16 Speaker 1 that's just the world economy, like diesel over there in the UK, obviously it's high 16:20 Speaker 1 right now because of the same reason they get all their shit from Russia and that's just 16:23 Speaker 1 being blown up. We get a lot from ours. We're a high producer of diesel, but we had the stupid 16:28 Speaker 1 ass regular EPA regulation saying we need to lose sulfur when we really don't. And if you're 16:33 Speaker 1 in if you're on if you right now have the executive branch, the legislative branch and the what's 16:37 Speaker 1 the other one? Well, you don't really have to do just judicial. But you have the executive 16:41 Speaker 1 branch and the legislative branch. You should have already been able to make that happen. 16:45 Speaker 1 The fact that Republicans can't come together to make this stuff happen is what makes you 16:48 Speaker 1 realize it doesn't matter. It doesn't it doesn't matter who's in office. They're never going 16:52 Speaker 1 to make anything work. It doesn't matter because I guarantee you come two years from 16:56 Speaker 1 now, Democrats are going to have everything. And guess what? Nothing's going to change. 17:00 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. 17:01 Speaker 1 So if you go out, like I was talking about somebody's the other day, we were all at Johnny's 17:06 Speaker 1 pizza. We got rained out on Saturday for our game. And I said, we're like, dude, let's just 17:12 Speaker 1 go to the freaking bar, you know, let's just go up there and hang out. So we went up there 17:15 Speaker 1 meeting my assistant coaches and I asked them, I said, do you guys vote? And they laughed 17:20 Speaker 1 And they're like, no, we don't vote. 17:22 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. 17:23 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, I know. 17:25 Speaker 1 Like that's where I'm at too. 17:26 Speaker 1 Like we've gotten to the point in our lives where, 17:28 Speaker 1 and maybe it's just, you know, this generation 17:31 Speaker 1 or maybe it's just the time we are 17:32 Speaker 1 in the history of America where your vote doesn't matter. 17:36 Speaker 1 I mean, if you have a Democrat in office, 17:38 Speaker 1 nothing is different than a Republican. 17:40 Speaker 1 Now, granted, if you live in LA maybe 17:42 Speaker 1 because you don't have water right now, 17:43 Speaker 1 so if there's a fire, you're gonna die. 17:46 Speaker 1 But anywhere else in the world doesn't matter. 17:48 Speaker 1 So I don't know, dude. 17:49 Speaker 1 I think we're doomed. 17:50 Speaker 1 I think we're doomed with gas being the price it's at. 17:52 Speaker 1 And I think Diesel's gonna continue to climb 17:54 Speaker 1 and we're all just gonna suffer for it. 17:56 Speaker 1 I think, yeah, I think the main thing, 17:57 Speaker 1 pretty much why I vote Republican more than Democrats 17:59 Speaker 1 because I don't want a bunch of trans 18:01 Speaker 1 and freaks walking around is mainly why I vote Republicans. 18:04 Speaker 1 You know, it's like, if y'all either one of them 18:06 Speaker 1 aren't gonna do anything, at least rather have the party 18:08 Speaker 1 that knows what a man is and knows that a man should not 18:11 Speaker 1 go in a woman's restroom. 18:12 Speaker 1 And I, you know, we want to be able to say that 18:15 Speaker 1 killing your three kids are wrong 18:16 Speaker 1 because they're going out in the street right now 18:18 Speaker 1 And they're saying there's a, there's a thing they're showing Sydney Sweeney and Lindsey Clancy side by side like who's doing more? 18:23 Speaker 1 Who's who's hurting women more and all these fucking women are saying 18:28 Speaker 1 Sydney Sweeney is hurting the image of women more which blows my mind because they've never you got Pamela Anderson to get that kickback 18:35 Speaker 1 You got Dolly Parton who closed post for Playboy. She didn't get kickback 18:38 Speaker 1 You got all these other hot chicks that posed across the past 30 years or did nude scenes and they're raised 18:43 Speaker 1 They're praised for like showing off their body and by women are powerful and strong 18:47 Speaker 1 But the problem is saying he's a blonde hair blue 18:50 Speaker 1 I girl that more likely is a little more leaning to the right because she knows what a woman is she is woman 18:55 Speaker 1 But those are also social issues, right? 18:57 Speaker 1 So I think those the only things we disagree on like with me and you I mean I'm not I 19:03 Speaker 1 God I sound I sound so leftist right now as my wife walks around the corner top of us. I don't know what just happened 19:09 Speaker 1 Oh, no, where are the kids at? Yeah, what's going on today? 19:11 Speaker 1 Did you just get rid of the kids for the day? 19:13 Speaker 1 Like what's happening? 19:14 Speaker 1 Why you fucking didn't get naked around the house? 19:16 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on there now. 19:18 Speaker 1 That was wild. 19:20 Speaker 1 Let me get this out before we get back to that. 19:22 Speaker 1 So social issues, so like gay marriage. 19:25 Speaker 1 I remember like gay marriage should be a big thing. 19:27 Speaker 1 Oh, you know, I can't believe this. 19:28 Speaker 1 I can't believe whatever like gay people get married. 19:30 Speaker 1 And I always kind of sided with the left on the fact that, 19:34 Speaker 1 I don't care. 19:35 Speaker 1 I don't care if Brandon marries his dog. 19:37 Speaker 1 I don't care if you want to marry a tree. 19:40 Speaker 1 It doesn't affect me at all. 19:41 Speaker 1 Now, LGBTQ, trans, all that stuff, 19:47 Speaker 1 none of it bothers me, 19:49 Speaker 1 even the whole like, 19:51 Speaker 1 trans in sports, in women's sports. 19:54 Speaker 1 I sit here and I go, well, I mean, 19:57 Speaker 1 like WNBA right now, 19:58 Speaker 1 they're about ready to have dudes coming in and playing. 20:00 Speaker 1 I think it's funny, it doesn't affect me at all. 20:03 Speaker 1 The bathroom thing was the only thing that affected me, 20:07 Speaker 1 but I also think that as a dad, 20:09 Speaker 1 you've gotta watch your children. 20:10 Speaker 1 Now what about what scares me like right now? 20:13 Speaker 1 So Savannah's at long horn steakhouse or whatever. I don't know which she she went with one of her friends 20:19 Speaker 1 She's like dad. I've never been to long when I get a long word 20:21 Speaker 1 You've never taken that poor girl along with the fuck is wrong with you. Oh, I'm gonna take a long one outbacks better 20:26 Speaker 1 It's a hell of a delicacy of the South long shot up dude. She's cake factories better than long horn get out of here 20:32 Speaker 1 You know Ted's Ted's is better. You need a good old a flows flow 20:36 Speaker 1 Know what a fuck she doing with a goddamn filet's in a ball bug opinion 20:39 Speaker 1 All right, all right, I'll take my kids to a long-term rate of chance 20:42 Speaker 1 But my point is if long horn has a policy where they let trans 20:49 Speaker 1 Do what it was it called if you're a dude in your trans what is that? 20:52 Speaker 1 Trans it's trans woman trans woman if you have a trans woman that's allowed to go into the bathroom with my 14 year old daughter 20:59 Speaker 1 That's when I have an issue with it. Well, right because now it affects me, but if it doesn't affect me 21:03 Speaker 1 I don't care dude. It's like whatever well that's gonna be the problem 21:06 Speaker 1 You know, you start off, you give them, you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. 21:09 Speaker 1 So you let them start going to the bathroom, or you let's start being in sports. 21:12 Speaker 1 And then it's like, oh, they need to be in the locker rooms also, you know, I mean, 21:15 Speaker 1 that would be the next logical thing. 21:16 Speaker 1 If you're on the team, I think you'd be in the locker room as well. 21:19 Speaker 1 Uh, then it's like, when you go to the bathrooms and then you, especially with all the, 21:23 Speaker 1 the cashiers and shit, you got to deal with the Taco Bell and whatnot. 21:26 Speaker 1 I mean, right now you got, uh, you know, disabled person that speaks Mexican English. 21:30 Speaker 1 You imagine you go out there and you got a trans that's like squirting milk out and like coming out of their ass. 21:34 Speaker 1 It's going to be weird. 21:35 Speaker 1 It's going to be hot. 21:35 Speaker 1 Why would they do that? 21:37 Speaker 1 I bought surgery, man. 21:38 Speaker 1 They be fucking that shit up. 21:39 Speaker 1 They're just put the parts in the wrong place. 21:41 Speaker 1 They'd be pissing out the assholes. 21:43 Speaker 1 I don't know how it works. 21:44 Speaker 1 I did get a I got a. 21:46 Speaker 1 Oh, man, I got a word this the right way. 21:49 Speaker 1 I got an ad today. 21:50 Speaker 1 And it said, it said, you know, do you want to do you want to be able to produce like a seven roper? 21:56 Speaker 1 Right. 21:57 Speaker 1 And I was coming. 21:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:01 Speaker 1 And I don't know why I got this ad. 22:02 Speaker 1 Like I've never in my life ever Googled that. 22:05 Speaker 1 I don't even like I never there's never been a point where I was like, Oh, well, how do I, you know, kick up my sperm production? 22:10 Speaker 1 You know tenfold. Well, you've been looking it up and going all these urologists. They know. Oh, so that's probably because the urology 22:17 Speaker 1 Googles is probably what's doing it. So anyway, so did I'm you know, I'm sitting here and I'm like, well 22:21 Speaker 1 I'm gonna research this because this seems like a really weird thing. How long is a rope? 22:28 Speaker 1 He's like, hold on stay there standstill. I gotta measure this. So 22:31 Speaker 1 Hold on. 22:32 Speaker 1 It's so, so I'm looking it up. 22:34 Speaker 1 Did you know there's no medical, 22:38 Speaker 1 there's nothing scientifically that can be done 22:41 Speaker 1 to make a male produce more, 22:44 Speaker 1 like it's semen, it's just the carrier of the sperm, 22:47 Speaker 1 which obviously circle of life, that's what we use. 22:50 Speaker 1 There's nothing that makes you have more, 22:52 Speaker 1 except for one thing. 22:53 Speaker 1 Do you know what that is? 22:55 Speaker 1 Storming up, water and storing up. 22:58 Speaker 1 That's it. 22:59 Speaker 1 And I might have I mean I clicked on the edge. I just wanted to see what it said 23:08 Speaker 1 Guess how much is a month to get on this treatment 150 23:13 Speaker 1 8999 for your startup back you'll try it what you'll try it. No 23:19 Speaker 1 I don't need to try anything. I don't I'm doing I'm 47. I've been married for 15 years. I have three kids 23:25 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to vote. I am saying is you should try it. Oh, I see like put a line on 23:29 Speaker 1 the floor down here and see how far I can go and then just start taking those pills. 23:32 Speaker 1 I don't think you need a lot. You need a friend to help you experiment with this. 23:37 Speaker 1 Preferably a woman, but you never knew what you want. I thought we're trying to figure 23:40 Speaker 1 out how far it goes. I don't know. No, it didn't really say your like your exit velocity 23:47 Speaker 1 is going to be higher. It just said the amount is going to be higher. So they're selling 23:54 Speaker 1 this thing and it's and it's and you know, it got once I clicked it would do once I clicked 23:56 Speaker 1 on the ad I went down a dark dark dark dark rabbit hole. I mean I I was on this thing for a long time before 24:02 Speaker 1 Facebook realized I wanted to stand George Jones. It is 24:06 Speaker 1 Chuck's like, man, some of them they even had fucking tracer rounds on them. It was fucking sorry, dude. 24:11 Speaker 1 I'm glowing the dark sperm. It took a long time to get off that algorithm. Okay, it did. But my point is 24:18 Speaker 1 You should try it because you're young you got your whole life ahead of you 24:21 Speaker 1 I mean, dude if you can find some but but I did google it and it said it's not really real 24:24 Speaker 1 but there are some effects of zinc and but I just don't think it's worth $89.99 because I don't know how much women really are impressed by that 24:31 Speaker 1 I don't think I don't think a woman like sees a guy and then they they end up 24:35 Speaker 1 You know making love and then this dude is you know hitting the other side of the room 24:40 Speaker 1 Like it are women like on Mary and this guy, you know, it's weird 24:43 Speaker 1 I think it's more for a guy do like whatever face can I cover up for I don't recognize her, you know 24:49 Speaker 1 God, you know what that's called 24:51 Speaker 1 face job nope 24:53 Speaker 1 Oh, come slot. Nope. Uh, white blanket. I learned this a long time. It's called bucake. 25:00 Speaker 1 Bukake. Oh yeah. I think that's a little dip. That's like a bunch of people coming on you. 25:05 Speaker 1 I don't know. That's a thing. It's weird. And there's just, it's weird. Yeah. But anyway, 25:10 Speaker 1 check. I found that today also when I was. No, I did not. No, I did. But anyway, yeah, 25:16 Speaker 1 like I said, I just thought it was crazy. The last thing before we move on to where Chuck's 25:20 Speaker 1 kid to disappear to. I just thought it was crazy that you could literally look at Sidney 25:24 Speaker 1 Sweeney and Lindsey Clancy and say, Sidney Sweeney is doing bad things and Lindsey Clancy is 25:29 Speaker 1 not. It just blows my mind. Like, how is that even a conversation? I can't understand it. 25:34 Speaker 1 I really, I really can't. No, she's, there's nothing that like I said, she's, she's a 25:38 Speaker 1 business owner. She's got, she's got a lot going for her. And to be honest, I mean, 25:43 Speaker 1 I mean, we talked about this a lot. I know, I know Sidney Sweeney is very high on your 25:47 Speaker 1 list of attractive Hollywood actresses. 25:52 Speaker 1 But she's not that attractive. 25:56 Speaker 1 So attacking her is strictly based on what she's using to get where she's at. 26:01 Speaker 1 And she's smart. 26:02 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, if I was built like her and I was a chick for, if I was Sydney Sweeney, 26:06 Speaker 1 I'd do the same thing. 26:07 Speaker 1 Like, why not? 26:09 Speaker 1 I'd be in American Eagle jeans. 26:10 Speaker 1 I'd be doing whatever betting app that I'm doing. 26:13 Speaker 1 And why not? 26:14 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 26:15 Speaker 1 need to use the app, the resources and the assets you have available. And those are her assets and she knows it. Oh, yeah, I respect that. I respect it wholeheartedly. It's called capitalism. Keep going. Yeah. 26:25 Speaker 1 I was saying she got popular. So she took a shirt off. You for you. Like, you're out of the text. Look at that. I've never seen that by the way. I tried to I tried to one time and I was I started googling stuff and I was like, dude, it's the party. 26:39 Speaker 1 It's the one where she's at the house party and she's about bang the black line backer. I think not doing it not 26:48 Speaker 1 Just texted to me on what's happening 26:51 Speaker 1 I'll send you the video and be like I got 17 feet out of this one 26:57 Speaker 1 August August got some on his shoe. He's upstairs 27:02 Speaker 1 That like with a jab them throw it just they just mark it run out there market real quick and they run back 27:06 Speaker 1 that's fun. Oh man. All right. Well, yeah, Chuck texted me 27:13 Speaker 1 today. So we had to record late. He wanted to have some fun time and I asked at first, 27:18 Speaker 1 where are the kids going? And I think you thought I meant the one in his balls. And I'm 27:22 Speaker 1 like, no, the ones that are born that are alive and like your children running around. So 27:26 Speaker 1 how did y'all get a random free day on a Monday? In the middle of the day? 27:30 Speaker 1 It wasn't. I think I can talk about this. Megan's actually making spaghetti right now, but it's 27:35 Speaker 1 It's not bad. 27:37 Speaker 1 So yesterday, I told you guys on yesterday's episode, 27:41 Speaker 1 we had a rough day, man, trying to navigate the kids 27:44 Speaker 1 and the whole Savannah situation and dealing with softball 27:47 Speaker 1 and it was just off. 27:49 Speaker 1 It was just a weekend where me and Meghan were 27:52 Speaker 1 torn in different directions and it was just off. 27:55 Speaker 1 So on the weekend, being married, 27:59 Speaker 1 we like to make out and stuff sometimes. 28:02 Speaker 1 And I told her on weekends. 28:04 Speaker 1 Well, you know, I mean, cause with her teaching, it's, it's brutal. 28:08 Speaker 1 It's brutal. 28:08 Speaker 1 I mean, she likes to go to bed early and she, you know, she doesn't want to 28:11 Speaker 1 stay up late, whatever. 28:12 Speaker 1 So we, you know, we kind of like had like a plan, you know, and that all fell apart. 28:16 Speaker 1 Cause we just kind of like laid in bed, just complaining about what happened and 28:19 Speaker 1 just trying to figure out how to navigate this situation. 28:22 Speaker 1 So I told her, I said, well, the alarm set for six AM, like we don't 28:28 Speaker 1 got to be out of the house till eight. 28:29 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 28:30 Speaker 1 Like, why don't we take advantage of that hour 28:34 Speaker 1 between six and seven and you know whatever. 28:36 Speaker 1 So dude, she wakes up this morning, 28:38 Speaker 1 Megan is feeling so bad. 28:40 Speaker 1 She's nauseous, she's dizzy, she's clammy, 28:44 Speaker 1 and she lays down and she goes, 28:45 Speaker 1 I don't know how many of them are in school today. 28:47 Speaker 1 And I'm being a guy, I'm immediately like, 28:49 Speaker 1 well maybe if you suck my wiener, it'll make you feel better. 28:55 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, we'll have me, let me massage you, right? 29:00 Speaker 1 With my penis. 29:03 Speaker 1 So so I'm like I'm like rubbing her feet. I'm like rubbing her legs and I'm like dude 29:07 Speaker 1 Okay, I can tell she's bad. I can tell that she's not feeling well 29:10 Speaker 1 This is not going the way I wanted to go and and and you know 29:14 Speaker 1 I'm like I'm trying to make her feel better, but I'm like dude. I can't believe you're gonna go to school 29:18 Speaker 1 Well to her credit. She ended up freaking getting up getting dressed getting showered 29:23 Speaker 1 She was like I'm going to work like I gotta do this 29:26 Speaker 1 Well, I was also teaching at the school. So I said, okay, so we we got in the car where I drove her to school and 29:32 Speaker 1 And dude, she was rockin' and rollin' all day. 29:35 Speaker 1 I mean, she didn't really complain at all. 29:37 Speaker 1 Well, so I was texting her on my break and I said, 29:40 Speaker 1 I was like, hey, like, you know, when we get home, 29:42 Speaker 1 let's get in the pool, let's just hang out and relax. 29:45 Speaker 1 And I said, and also, like, if there's a chance, 29:47 Speaker 1 maybe we could like, you know, you know, whatever. 29:51 Speaker 1 A painist wants to say ya. 29:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 29:53 Speaker 1 So. 29:55 Speaker 1 So, so when you ask, how's that possible? 30:00 Speaker 1 I lied to you, obviously. 30:01 Speaker 1 I told you I was going to be busy from five to seven with that. 30:04 Speaker 1 Well, I knew that was a fucking lie. 30:05 Speaker 1 I was like, he's got to like, you know, 30:07 Speaker 1 banger for like 10 minutes and then he's just going to lay on the pool or just 30:09 Speaker 1 like lay on the couch and do nothing. 30:11 Speaker 1 It's what I imagine. 30:12 Speaker 1 That's exactly what happened. 30:13 Speaker 1 But anyway, so, so we get home at, uh, at four o'clock and Savannah and Carter 30:19 Speaker 1 do not get off the bus until like four 45. 30:22 Speaker 1 So Sydney's here. 30:24 Speaker 1 And so I told Sydney, I was like, Hey, we're going to go get our swimsuits on 30:28 Speaker 1 and get change and stuff and then bringing it to the pool. 30:30 Speaker 1 And I had figured out how to work my pool heater because I didn't know how to do that before but I had it at 97 degrees on accident. 30:37 Speaker 1 So fuck, it's a freaking hot tub dude. 30:40 Speaker 1 So I was like, this is great. 30:43 Speaker 1 So that's what we did. 30:44 Speaker 1 So when we got home, it was, you know, 20 minutes, best 20 minutes of Megan's life. 30:49 Speaker 1 And then after that, we, we went out and got in the pool. 30:52 Speaker 1 We just hung out for a couple hours. 30:54 Speaker 1 But I didn't have anything to do with the kids because they weren't here. 30:56 Speaker 1 I only had Sydney. 30:57 Speaker 1 So what you just said, you just said, 31:00 Speaker 1 Sydney out there to bathe in the 97 degree pool at four o'clock in the afternoon when it's like 90 degrees outside. 31:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was 10 minutes maybe. 31:07 Speaker 1 Let's be honest. 31:08 Speaker 1 It was 10 minutes. 31:11 Speaker 1 Come on. 31:12 Speaker 1 But but whenever I whenever I do that and you know, I mean, obviously Megan is, you know, she's very lucky to have me. 31:18 Speaker 1 So now for the rest of the night, she does things like this. 31:20 Speaker 1 So she just walked around the corner because Savannah's at Longhorn, Carter's out riding his buddy's E-bike. 31:27 Speaker 1 And Sydney's upstairs on her iPad. 31:29 Speaker 1 So, you know, we try to keep it fresh, dude. 31:31 Speaker 1 I mean, you've married 15 years. 31:33 Speaker 1 This is the only way to do it, you know? 31:34 Speaker 1 Let your wife walk around the corner topless. 31:36 Speaker 1 It's pretty cool. 31:37 Speaker 1 I mean, so, but yeah, I didn't need two hours. 31:39 Speaker 1 I just needed 10 minutes, but I didn't want to tell you that. 31:42 Speaker 1 Cause I think you think fun of me. 31:43 Speaker 1 I would tell you I was in the tunnel for three hours today. 31:45 Speaker 1 That's for sure. 31:46 Speaker 1 Maybe four. 31:47 Speaker 1 It was a long day. 31:47 Speaker 1 The tunnel that you're digging? 31:49 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, dude. 31:50 Speaker 1 It was a long day. 31:51 Speaker 1 I got to go buy a winch tomorrow and I get support because it's 31:53 Speaker 1 instead of the point now where I'm like 13 feet down the hole. 31:57 Speaker 1 And it's really hard to get the dirt out. 31:58 Speaker 1 the tip of the way is not so bad, but down in the hole, it's bad. 32:02 Speaker 1 So I'm gonna get a, I'm gonna get a winch to lift it up in a bucket, 32:05 Speaker 1 big old bucket so I can lift up like fucking, I don't know, 32:07 Speaker 1 a hundred pounds at a time and then just dump that motherfucker, 32:09 Speaker 1 go back in and start tunneling again. 32:12 Speaker 1 Aren't you worried? 32:13 Speaker 1 Got what? 32:14 Speaker 1 Dying? 32:16 Speaker 1 Oh no, we got supports and everything to be okay. 32:18 Speaker 1 I'm just shoring and whatnot. 32:19 Speaker 1 I'm not stressed. 32:21 Speaker 1 I would not get in that hole if you paid me, dude. 32:23 Speaker 1 Like there's no way I'm getting in that hole. 32:25 Speaker 1 Why? I got shoring on the side and everything. 32:27 Speaker 1 And it's it's been sitting there. It's been sitting exactly how it has probably for like a month and a half 32:31 Speaker 1 We've had a lot of rain no shiftage no collapsing whatsoever that clay and rock really holds together real well 32:37 Speaker 1 It's not like coal or just like falls when when was the last time you actually? 32:41 Speaker 1 Like braced up a tunnel to not cave in on somebody. What was the last time you did that? Oh? 32:47 Speaker 1 I guess two months ago when I first saw ring shut up 32:51 Speaker 1 It's the answer is never branded the answer is never you've never had to save someone's life with your bracing and you know that correct? 32:57 Speaker 1 I would have to save someone's life as my own. 32:59 Speaker 1 Exactly. 33:00 Speaker 1 You've never had to worry about dying in a tunnel, correct? 33:03 Speaker 1 Um, I've been in a couple of caves. 33:05 Speaker 1 I always worried about that. 33:06 Speaker 1 This isn't a cave, brother. 33:08 Speaker 1 It's about the same thing by you. 33:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's about the same thing, though. 33:11 Speaker 1 It's got a lot of rock and compaction. 33:13 Speaker 1 And, uh, I think it's pretty structurally in, uh, you know, the structural integrity is top notch, baby. 33:19 Speaker 1 You know how you know if it's not for us? 33:20 Speaker 1 Ow. 33:21 Speaker 1 You die. 33:22 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I'll be fine. 33:23 Speaker 1 I'll be fine. 33:24 Speaker 1 It's like that guy that created a spaceship. 33:26 Speaker 1 dude that like made a rocket and he was gonna go space and he did it in his backyard and 33:31 Speaker 1 he died. Do you remember that guy? Oh, I think that was a complete opposite. I think he went 33:34 Speaker 1 down to the marionna Trent or the Titanic. Remember the no, that's the 33:37 Speaker 1 the billionaire. Okay, sorry, Brandon. That's even a better example. Thank you. That dude 33:46 Speaker 1 was a billionaire and he got crushed and he had like three or five other billionaires in 33:50 Speaker 1 their with them and their kids and they held it. That's what I'm thinking you're gonna do. 33:55 Speaker 1 You're gonna die and people are gonna be like this idiot, 33:58 Speaker 1 dug 80 feet into the ground, 34:01 Speaker 1 and he was using two black fours. 34:03 Speaker 1 He was drilling them into the side. 34:05 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 34:06 Speaker 1 Like I just see you down there, 34:08 Speaker 1 tacking them in, you know, like, 34:09 Speaker 1 oh, there's two by four people. 34:10 Speaker 1 You just threw it into dirt. 34:12 Speaker 1 Exactly. 34:13 Speaker 1 No, I got braced in everything. 34:14 Speaker 1 It looks like a damn store box already. 34:16 Speaker 1 So I gotta get under there tomorrow again. 34:18 Speaker 1 I'm just doing it every day now. 34:19 Speaker 1 I have nothing else to do, 34:20 Speaker 1 and it's a good workout for sure. 34:22 Speaker 1 I've earned a lot of calories, 34:23 Speaker 1 and it's that fucking demolition hammer. 34:25 Speaker 1 I'm on the fuckers heavy too. It's about 50 pounds. 34:26 Speaker 1 And you got to hold it horizontal all the time 34:28 Speaker 1 and change angles and squat down. 34:30 Speaker 1 And then I got to get out, dig, shit out. 34:31 Speaker 1 I get back down there, Jack Amber the motherfucker. 34:33 Speaker 1 Gotta put my ear plugged in so I don't go deaf. 34:35 Speaker 1 But it's been fun. It's been enjoyable. 34:38 Speaker 1 So good. 34:40 Speaker 1 We got the chat over here. 34:40 Speaker 1 We got all Jose and Ironfisted blowing it up. 34:44 Speaker 1 We appreciate you guys over here tonight. 34:45 Speaker 1 I know we got football coming up here soon. 34:47 Speaker 1 So damn, Brandon is a smart Republican. 34:49 Speaker 1 I know. Thank you for explaining to us. 34:51 Speaker 1 Good shit, man. Good night. 34:52 Speaker 1 Good night. 34:53 Speaker 1 right. Yeah. All right. If you listen to Sean, I'll write a podcast or spot for you. Be sure 34:58 Speaker 1 to lose the five star of you and follow Hills on a good bit. 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Okay, 36:02 Speaker 1 you're not going to tell me what everybody said. Okay, we're not going to do that this episode, 36:05 Speaker 1 but I just, I just want to let you know when I do it, it's because I can't read like, 36:09 Speaker 1 Ale Runner girl. I'm guessing that's Linda. I don't know though. Hey, 36:14 Speaker 1 Oh, what'd you say? Oh, what'd she say? 36:17 Speaker 1 Hey guys, look at that. Good job. Look at that. Don't give me don't give me a sentence. I want to be 36:24 Speaker 1 All right, we'll go in getting to what you check 36:29 Speaker 1 What the chug? Yeah, you want to check me? Chuck you real hard 36:34 Speaker 1 Chuck me chuck me chuck me. I'm full of chug. Oh 36:38 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. Chuck, it real good. What? The Chuck. 36:43 Speaker 1 DJ inversion. 36:45 Speaker 1 Oh, this is so sweet. 36:46 Speaker 1 I had so I talked with me. And I had myself a little trail. 36:51 Speaker 1 And it's been a while. I have never, I've never had a kid 36:56 Speaker 1 in school that reminded me of you. Okay? But today, I just, I was so excited for this little 37:03 Speaker 1 guy and what he did. And I said, dude, that's, that's awesome. And I told Megan after I said, 37:07 Speaker 1 that this is a total brand and move. 37:10 Speaker 1 So I taught fifth grade today. 37:13 Speaker 1 The fifth grade teacher that I was teaching for 37:14 Speaker 1 got somehow selected for jury duty. 37:17 Speaker 1 So for the first fricking 20 minutes, 37:19 Speaker 1 I had to explain jury duty to fifth graders, 37:21 Speaker 1 which was fine until they started talking about stuff 37:24 Speaker 1 that I didn't want to talk about. 37:25 Speaker 1 And they're just like, 37:26 Speaker 1 Oh, Lindsey Clancy black. 37:27 Speaker 1 I tell my mom not to murder me. 37:29 Speaker 1 It was that bad. 37:30 Speaker 1 It was that bad. 37:31 Speaker 1 It was like they were just like saying stuff like, 37:33 Speaker 1 oh yeah, the jury's the one that decides who dies. 37:37 Speaker 1 I'm like, yes. 37:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 37:38 Speaker 1 Right, right, John. 37:39 Speaker 1 Like, come on. 37:40 Speaker 1 You get a star. 37:41 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we did this whole class 37:43 Speaker 1 and we're doing math and social, whatever. 37:45 Speaker 1 So we do a social studies class. 37:47 Speaker 1 And now before, before I tell you what happened 37:50 Speaker 1 with this kid that was a little branded, 37:52 Speaker 1 I'm gonna ask you the questions. 37:54 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna see if you even know the question, 37:56 Speaker 1 or the answers to this. 37:57 Speaker 1 You ready? 37:57 Speaker 1 Yep. 37:58 Speaker 1 I think this is easy. 37:59 Speaker 1 It's fifth grade. 38:00 Speaker 1 It had a whole show of based on it. 38:01 Speaker 1 Are you smarter than a fifth grader? 38:02 Speaker 1 What president made the Panama Canal happen? 38:06 Speaker 1 I knew it was gonna be the fucking Panama Canal fucking hell. Um, 38:13 Speaker 1 was it? Oh, it was, it was a hard ass like, no, we're fucking taking the ship back. 38:17 Speaker 1 Cause like, I know, I know Spain came over, they tried to do it. 38:20 Speaker 1 So many people did it and they just kept fucking dying. 38:22 Speaker 1 I don't know if we had better technology. 38:23 Speaker 1 We just had a lot more people to die. I'm thinking it was rote. 38:26 Speaker 1 Was it Roosevelt? It was. It was Teddy. 38:28 Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah. He's a hard ass. Yeah. Okay. He's like, fuck that shit. 38:31 Speaker 1 Is I went down there and dig that shit? Heartbeat. 38:33 Speaker 1 the individual is Philippine is Filipino dying get their bodies out of the way 38:37 Speaker 1 awesome bodies are out of the way and how many years did the Panama canal take to 38:41 Speaker 1 build 38:41 Speaker 1 sit when we started or when it first was started by the other projects when we 38:46 Speaker 1 started the Panama Crenette canal how long did it take us to build it oh it took us 38:50 Speaker 1 uh... 17 years 38:53 Speaker 1 no 10 years but I was close to you you got Teddy right you got Teddy right that's 38:57 Speaker 1 very close to 10 I think I'm gonna look up how long it actually took now while 39:01 Speaker 1 you're doing that. So everybody knows. This is crazy because when I'm teaching the stuff 39:06 Speaker 1 to fifth graders, I obviously have a cheat sheet. I'm going, dang, you know, like as I'm 39:11 Speaker 1 teaching it, I'm like, this is pretty cool. So what were the two islands named? There 39:17 Speaker 1 was one on the West Coast and one on the East Coast. The East Coast Island, everybody knows 39:22 Speaker 1 it's where all the Europeans came over when they immigrated to the United States. And 39:26 Speaker 1 there was Ellis. Yes, Ellis Island. Everybody knows Ellis Island. What was the name of the 39:31 Speaker 1 the island on the west coast off San Francisco. 39:34 Speaker 1 But it was in all the Asians. 39:36 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 39:38 Speaker 1 Was it a gate island? 39:40 Speaker 1 No. 39:41 Speaker 1 And I don't remember this. 39:42 Speaker 1 I don't even remember this in fifth grade. 39:43 Speaker 1 I feel like I must have missed this day. 39:45 Speaker 1 It's just crazy. 39:46 Speaker 1 I've never heard of this island in my life. 39:49 Speaker 1 Uh, was it a to nuke island? 39:53 Speaker 1 No, give you one. 39:54 Speaker 1 Give you one more guess. 39:55 Speaker 1 This is funny. 39:56 Speaker 1 What's it? 39:57 Speaker 1 Slit island. 39:59 Speaker 1 Angel Island. 40:00 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Did you ever hear that? I mean, I do it. You know, it's when you go to school, like those are the one of those things that like when it came to Ellis Island or Angel Island, like, we don't really need to know that. That's never really going to help us. There's no, there's no benefit of knowing where these immigrants came in from. 40:16 Speaker 1 But you know what I think though, but half the class is Asian. 40:18 Speaker 1 So you gotta think like, you know, the huge Asian population, huge Asian. 40:23 Speaker 1 So I think that makes sense. 40:24 Speaker 1 Okay, I'll give you an easy one, a softball before I get into this. 40:27 Speaker 1 What is Kitty Hawk, North Carolina known for? 40:31 Speaker 1 That was where the brothers took their, took the first flight. 40:36 Speaker 1 Okay. Motorized, right? 40:38 Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah. 40:39 Speaker 1 Next, who created, I'm sorry, I better not say that. 40:43 Speaker 1 What was Alexander Graham Bell known for? 40:46 Speaker 1 making the telephone. 40:47 Speaker 1 Okay, what about Thomas Edison? 40:49 Speaker 1 The light bulb, we're just discovering electricity. 40:51 Speaker 1 So far you're doing great, you're doing phenomenal, okay? 40:54 Speaker 1 This one, there is zero chance you get this. 40:59 Speaker 1 And I'm teaching it today. 41:01 Speaker 1 And I didn't wanna look at the kids 41:02 Speaker 1 and be like, I've never heard of this in my life. 41:06 Speaker 1 What is the Chisholm Trail? 41:08 Speaker 1 And what state did it start in? 41:09 Speaker 1 And why was it created? 41:11 Speaker 1 The Chisholm Trail, was that where they... 41:14 Speaker 1 the 41:21 Speaker 1 and the worst part is 41:23 Speaker 1 part of that is the black cowboys who worked it 41:27 Speaker 1 uh... the most of the indian from the code is to california 41:32 Speaker 1 how is it only two people in here they went on trails 41:35 Speaker 1 uh... the black cowboys the ones that worked 41:39 Speaker 1 uh... they took the the female blacks 41:42 Speaker 1 California. Oh, oh, for sex trade sex trade. Hey, why are we talking about? Okay, I'll just tell you 41:47 Speaker 1 because this is terrible. You're way offline. So when the immigrants came into Ellis Island, 41:55 Speaker 1 a lot of them went to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, because the steel steel trade, right? That why it's 41:59 Speaker 1 ass right now? Yeah, probably. And then, and then of course, Chicago, because of just the manufacturing. 42:05 Speaker 1 So that they realized very quickly, holy crap, like we don't have enough meat for everybody. 42:10 Speaker 1 So they created the Chisholm Trail, which starts in Texas and it goes up to the United States to 42:19 Speaker 1 Chicago and then over to Pittsburgh and it was to feed the immigrant population that had came in 42:26 Speaker 1 and the black cowboys are the ones that pushed all the cattle and the cattle drive. Have you ever 42:31 Speaker 1 heard that in your life? Um, I mean, it does kind of make sense, but now I may be not blaming the 42:38 Speaker 1 the blacks as much I am the immigrants for why these shitties are ass or these cities are ass. 42:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:43 Speaker 1 You know, maybe it was all Europeans, all Europeans that came over and 42:48 Speaker 1 fucking and they're next thing. 42:49 Speaker 1 Black doll and breads. 42:50 Speaker 1 And I think it's funny. 42:51 Speaker 1 They were like, Oh, no, we, we need black Cowboys for that. 42:54 Speaker 1 Like what? 42:55 Speaker 1 Like why? 42:56 Speaker 1 But that's what that's the turn of the century. 42:58 Speaker 1 It was turn of the century and that might be it. 43:00 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 43:00 Speaker 1 But anyway, so at the end of this whole lesson, we, we have this game. 43:04 Speaker 1 And I give all the kids a piece of paper. 43:06 Speaker 1 And there's all these questions on the piece of paper, 43:09 Speaker 1 but there's trick questions on the piece of paper. 43:11 Speaker 1 And the whole like foundation of this was, 43:14 Speaker 1 you need to find a different student in the class 43:18 Speaker 1 that can answer this question. 43:20 Speaker 1 And you had, I don't know, say 20 questions. 43:22 Speaker 1 And it was like, hey, you need to have 43:24 Speaker 1 a different student written down. 43:26 Speaker 1 So if the question was, you know, 43:28 Speaker 1 who got, who made the Panama Canal happen? 43:32 Speaker 1 And then a kid walks up to Brandon and Brandon says, 43:35 Speaker 1 well, I know that. 43:36 Speaker 1 It was Teddy Roosevelt. 43:37 Speaker 1 Okay, boom, I write Brandon down, right? 43:39 Speaker 1 So that way the teacher has your list and goes, okay, 43:43 Speaker 1 you have a list of all the kids that know the answers 43:45 Speaker 1 of this question. 43:46 Speaker 1 Well, the problem was there was trick questions in there. 43:48 Speaker 1 So this kid, so I give it out and I go, here's the deal. 43:53 Speaker 1 On the count of three, you guys got 10 minutes. 43:55 Speaker 1 First one, to get me their sheet completed 43:59 Speaker 1 with a list of all the kids that know the answers, 44:02 Speaker 1 you get a ticket. 44:03 Speaker 1 And that ticket is for treasure box and for candy 44:06 Speaker 1 and all this stuff. 44:07 Speaker 1 On this treasure box, I forgot about that. 44:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was so fun. 44:09 Speaker 1 Love that. 44:10 Speaker 1 What's fun? 44:12 Speaker 1 So this kid, I'm not gonna say this. 44:14 Speaker 1 He's like, 44:15 Speaker 1 hey, 44:16 Speaker 1 so I'm like on three, get going. 44:18 Speaker 1 One, two, three, and all the kids get up to. 44:20 Speaker 1 And they're just going around everybody. 44:21 Speaker 1 They're like, what do you know about the Chisholm Trail? 44:24 Speaker 1 What do you know about Pittsburgh? 44:25 Speaker 1 What do you know about this? 44:25 Speaker 1 What do you know about John McKinley? 44:27 Speaker 1 What do you know about that? 44:28 Speaker 1 And they're going around. 44:29 Speaker 1 I look over and I see this kid 44:31 Speaker 1 And he's just sitting in the corner all alone, dude. 44:34 Speaker 1 He's all alone. 44:35 Speaker 1 And he's just writing on his piece of paper. 44:37 Speaker 1 And about five minutes go by 44:38 Speaker 1 and this kid walks up to me, his hands it to me. 44:41 Speaker 1 And I said, so you know that all these kids on here 44:45 Speaker 1 know the answer? 44:46 Speaker 1 And he goes, yes, sir. 44:48 Speaker 1 And he's a heavy breather. 44:49 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, yeah. 44:51 Speaker 1 Yes, sir, right? 44:51 Speaker 1 He's a bigger kid. 44:53 Speaker 1 So I'm like, okay, well, you're number one. 44:56 Speaker 1 So dude, it's like 10 more minutes go by. 44:58 Speaker 1 And then I get number two, number three, number four. 45:01 Speaker 1 And I'm like, hey guys, we have an alleged winner, 45:04 Speaker 1 so we're gonna see if this is true. 45:06 Speaker 1 So I'm going through all the questions. 45:08 Speaker 1 Well, the problem is, again, there's trick questions in there. 45:11 Speaker 1 Like, how many days does the month of September have? 45:15 Speaker 1 Right? 45:16 Speaker 1 And he just wrote somebody's name. 45:17 Speaker 1 Just a trick question. 45:19 Speaker 1 Well, you know, just like, they're not related to the, 45:22 Speaker 1 they were questions incorporated to try to hang these, 45:26 Speaker 1 to stop this from happening. 45:27 Speaker 1 to stop the cheating from half. Wait, so you asked them how many days are in 45:31 Speaker 1 September, they got like three options 28 30 or 31. I know. But again, it's just 45:36 Speaker 1 to stop them from cheating because we did not go over that in the lesson in the in 45:39 Speaker 1 the pre planning. So you had to go around and be like, Hey, dude, how many days are 45:43 Speaker 1 in September and then Brandon would go 30 dummy and then calendar right there on the 45:48 Speaker 1 wall. Exactly. But this kid didn't do that. He went all out and I told him, I told him 45:53 Speaker 1 what he gave it to me. I said, Hey, dude, did you really ask people? Or did you just 45:56 Speaker 1 write down a bunch of names and he goes, I'm not a just, I mean, I asked, I asked some 46:02 Speaker 1 people, I'm like, dude, you didn't ask any people. Like, I watched this kid. He just sat 46:05 Speaker 1 in the corner, just freaking just writing down names. So we're going around the room. 46:09 Speaker 1 And I swear to God, this kid made it 16 questions in and he was right on the kids that would 46:16 Speaker 1 know the answers. And then the question was, what's your, what's your teacher's favorite 46:21 Speaker 1 color, right? And so he wrote this kid's name and I'm going, there's no way. Like this kid has no 46:29 Speaker 1 idea who I like, he's never, I don't know if I've had him maybe twice. I've never talked about this. 46:33 Speaker 1 So I look at the kid and I go, Hey man, what's my favorite color? And the kid looks mean, he goes, 46:40 Speaker 1 I know your favorite color. And the kid that reminded me of you, he's in the corner and he goes, 46:45 Speaker 1 was dang it busted. I told him I said, dude, I can't hate the player. Like that was one 46:55 Speaker 1 of the greatest things I've ever seen a kid do. Like he just decided I'm going all in. 46:59 Speaker 1 So he ended up losing obviously and then why do you lose? Because you had to get them 47:03 Speaker 1 all right. You had to know kids that knew the answers and this kid just guessed. He was 47:07 Speaker 1 like, oh Brandon looks smart. 47:09 Speaker 1 When did you have that? 47:10 Speaker 1 Roseville. 47:11 Speaker 1 Did you have to have a like each question had to be a different kid? Like you could have 47:14 Speaker 1 The same kid. No every question had to be a different kid and you couldn't write your own name like one kid turned his in 47:19 Speaker 1 It was his name on everyone. Oh, yeah 47:23 Speaker 1 So no no you had to have a different kid and it was great 47:27 Speaker 1 Dude, it was funny 47:27 Speaker 1 But I was just laughing cuz I I took that kid out because he was dude 47:30 Speaker 1 He's he's funny 47:31 Speaker 1 I mean this kid is one of the funniest kids I've ever taught and and and just like him he gets mad at PE 47:37 Speaker 1 He'll he'll stew on it 47:38 Speaker 1 You know like oh the girls had two more people than we did and they beat us by one point like mr 47:43 Speaker 1 this isn't fair. I don't get it dude. Like I love this kid. So anyway, I thought that was great. 47:49 Speaker 1 But yeah, the questions. Teaching fifth grade like did you know? I don't think you know this. 47:55 Speaker 1 Do you know how many courts are in a gallon or okay? Do you know how many pints are in a court? 48:04 Speaker 1 How many pints are in a court? I don't think a gallon man right here four courts in a gallon. 48:09 Speaker 1 is it six is it four? 48:12 Speaker 1 It's two. 48:13 Speaker 1 No, that's not right. 48:15 Speaker 1 It's four. 48:17 Speaker 1 It's four eight sixteen. 48:18 Speaker 1 So if you break it down and be four. 48:20 Speaker 1 Are you guys so many cubs? 48:22 Speaker 1 How many cubs are in a pint? 48:23 Speaker 1 Sixteen or eight? 48:24 Speaker 1 Eight. 48:25 Speaker 1 No, four. 48:27 Speaker 1 Oh, what? 48:28 Speaker 1 Are you just gonna get right? 48:30 Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude. 48:31 Speaker 1 Hold on. 48:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, Tara's at 16. 48:33 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure it's 16. 48:34 Speaker 1 Oh, are you asking in a gallon or eight? 48:37 Speaker 1 Holy crap, dude. 48:37 Speaker 1 They got a test tomorrow. 48:39 Speaker 1 Are you guys being serious? 48:40 Speaker 1 Hold on a second. 48:42 Speaker 1 How many? 48:43 Speaker 1 I told him four cups in a pint. 48:46 Speaker 1 How many cups in a pint? 48:51 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 48:53 Speaker 1 Two, what? 48:55 Speaker 1 Two cups in a pint. 48:59 Speaker 1 It's two pints in a quart. 49:01 Speaker 1 In a quart. 49:02 Speaker 1 How many cups in a quart? 49:03 Speaker 1 There's two pints in a quart. 49:05 Speaker 1 There's four cups. 49:06 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm right. 49:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. No, there's four cups in a court. 49:11 Speaker 1 Oh, well, there's 60. 49:13 Speaker 1 Were you asking them how much is in a gallon? 49:14 Speaker 1 Cause there's a 16 cups in a gallon. 49:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 49:17 Speaker 1 16 comp 16 cups in a gallon. 49:20 Speaker 1 Four. Hold on. 49:23 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 49:24 Speaker 1 Eight pints in a gallon. 49:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:27 Speaker 1 Four courts in a gallon. 49:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:30 Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus Christ. 49:31 Speaker 1 Dude. 49:31 Speaker 1 You fuck those kids. 49:35 Speaker 1 They're all going to fail. 49:36 Speaker 1 We're not learning from Mr. L. 49:39 Speaker 1 He told us there was 32 pints in a gallon. 49:43 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 49:44 Speaker 1 OK, I got it right. 49:45 Speaker 1 I got it right. 49:45 Speaker 1 That's what I don't know if you did, but we'll see. 49:47 Speaker 1 But dude, I didn't know that. 49:48 Speaker 1 And then and then they had a good question. 49:50 Speaker 1 Did you know this? 49:50 Speaker 1 This is this is something that I had to Google. 49:53 Speaker 1 They said because we had a we had an assistant teacher come in. 49:56 Speaker 1 I think she comes in to make sure I'm not stupid for the first one 49:59 Speaker 1 because I have to do this twice a day because it's module one. 50:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, black one, black two. 50:04 Speaker 1 And they said is there a larger is there a larger water measurement than gallons 50:12 Speaker 1 Do you know that? 50:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, fuck was it cubic feet? 50:17 Speaker 1 You but that's not what I said. Um 50:24 Speaker 1 I mean, there's a larger than a gallon or different than a gallon and you got leaders and shit 50:28 Speaker 1 No, no, we're not going we're not going English, dude. Come on. What is what is larger than a gallon? 50:35 Speaker 1 You should know this two gallons no come on dude not gallons. You're going somewhere else 50:41 Speaker 1 Cubic cubic but you're saying cubic nobody knows it is cubic they noticed something else, but you get you're on the right track 50:49 Speaker 1 Cubed no it's something that you talk about every day. We talked about it on the show before we started talking about this 50:57 Speaker 1 Tuesday no 51:00 Speaker 1 Now what is it a barrel a 51:02 Speaker 1 a barrel of water ain't nobody buying a barrel of water but that's that's that's the next logical 51:11 Speaker 1 that's that's a five-gallon of that's the same two gals is a is a cubic foot. I 51:16 Speaker 1 I barely know but you were talking about cubic feet nobody cares about cubic feet you gotta 51:22 Speaker 1 say barrel that's what people know but a barrel is a cubic foot so if I got that no I said 51:28 Speaker 1 I said cubic foot is what I said. I don't think you said cubic foot 51:31 Speaker 1 I think you said cubic something but you didn't see the foot feet whatever 51:36 Speaker 1 Or cubic feet is plural. Which means you're wrong. I mean two two barrels now. Yeah 51:43 Speaker 1 Foot it's a cubic foot. This is what I this is what I hate about our public school system 51:48 Speaker 1 They teach you the stupidest fucking shit ever like when have you ever been in life and you're like oh my god 51:52 Speaker 1 How much water is on the ground but a cubic foot? No, actually it's a barrel 51:55 Speaker 1 But I don't give a fuck you fucked up and all the waters on the ground 51:58 Speaker 1 That's why I hate the public school. It's just stupid shit 52:01 Speaker 1 Like we don't need to maybe the Panama Canal 52:03 Speaker 1 But is anybody ever gonna in that school ever gonna go to the fucking Panama Canal or use it? 52:07 Speaker 1 Probably not no and even if they do they don't need to know who fucking made it 52:09 Speaker 1 No, about the Chism Trail how they paid black people less to transport this fucking me 52:14 Speaker 1 You don't even know about all the fucking agents coming into California 52:17 Speaker 1 You don't need all about all the English coming into fucking New York. It does not fucking matter 52:21 Speaker 1 It's just a bunch of random bullshit 52:23 Speaker 1 Well, everybody should know that a barrel's a cubic foot and Brandon was wrong. That's all that matters 52:28 Speaker 1 Keep it foot was right. Yes, you look like how do I delete Tara's tag or message? 52:33 Speaker 1 It says you can't that was right cubic foot obviously I think measure everything 52:37 Speaker 1 How do I delete oh god dang it? I put it up on the screen 52:40 Speaker 1 Dang it up. No, that's gone. All right. We're going get into 52:43 Speaker 1 No sit dumb news 52:53 Speaker 1 daily dose of dong news for you daily dose of dong news daily dose of dong news daily 53:01 Speaker 1 dose of dong news from Brandon he's done. 53:09 Speaker 1 The Cowboys are still in effect. 53:10 Speaker 1 Thirteen people are arrested after being caught stealing two hundred fifty thousand worth of 53:13 Speaker 1 chicken from semi-trailer. 53:15 Speaker 1 Shut up. 53:16 Speaker 1 It's hard to believe it. 53:19 Speaker 1 It's hard to believe it. 53:20 Speaker 1 Or maybe it's not. 53:21 Speaker 1 But how many pounds? 53:22 Speaker 1 Well, $250,000 worth of chicken from Memphis. 53:28 Speaker 1 Of all places. 53:28 Speaker 1 So the truck driver was in on it. 53:35 Speaker 1 If I can pull it up to a dock, 53:37 Speaker 1 he had these 12 other people hop out 53:39 Speaker 1 and start stealing fucking chicken. 53:41 Speaker 1 They're all charged with, 53:43 Speaker 1 which I think is kind of nice. 53:45 Speaker 1 Well, actually maybe not, 53:46 Speaker 1 because they're getting charged with 60 to 250,000, 53:48 Speaker 1 each one of them for stealing this chicken. 53:51 Speaker 1 Now, obviously if you were thinking black people 53:53 Speaker 1 are gonna steal something, it'd be chicken. 53:55 Speaker 1 Now it got me thinking. 53:56 Speaker 1 Oh my God, why would you say that? 53:57 Speaker 1 That's not true. 53:59 Speaker 1 Okay, watermelon, whatever you wanna say. 54:00 Speaker 1 But I was started thinking, I started thinking, 54:03 Speaker 1 I mean, this doesn't surprise us. 54:04 Speaker 1 This isn't Memphis, you know, 54:05 Speaker 1 they want chicken, whatever. 54:06 Speaker 1 But what would a, what would like white people 54:09 Speaker 1 steal something and be like, oh yeah, you know, 54:10 Speaker 1 those motherfuckers gonna be stealing that? 54:12 Speaker 1 Or, you know, we can do Asians, Indians, 54:13 Speaker 1 whatever we wanna do. 54:17 Speaker 1 Right now, just in general. 54:21 Speaker 1 White people would definitely steal crocs. 54:25 Speaker 1 Like a croc supply. 54:27 Speaker 1 I can see that being stolen. 54:29 Speaker 1 Are you talking just food or are you talking merchandise? 54:31 Speaker 1 Uh, I guess you can do whatever. Food or merchandise. 54:35 Speaker 1 Uh, food? I'm going to say cereal. 54:39 Speaker 1 Um, what? 54:41 Speaker 1 They're still in fucking matcha. Alright, white people are white chicks. 54:43 Speaker 1 They're going to hire someone who's still the matcha, which I don't. 54:46 Speaker 1 It's matcha. 54:47 Speaker 1 It's that green shit they've been putting in all these drinks 54:49 Speaker 1 these drinks and all these chicks have been drinking it for the past six months and like 54:51 Speaker 1 they're running out of world supply now that all these white chicks are fucking drinking 54:55 Speaker 1 it. So I know I would steal guns. 54:59 Speaker 1 Vilo, oh that happened to out not too long ago. Someone stole a whole fucking truckload 55:04 Speaker 1 full of that shit. I would do that. I think I think that's probably your best bet if you're 55:07 Speaker 1 a white person stealing nicotine pouches or stealing like Miller light, you know what I 55:15 Speaker 1 mean? Because I've always thought beer heist beer heist. Yeah. 55:17 Speaker 1 that's not about that because they pull right up front and it's one dude and he'll take like a whole like like like what's 55:24 Speaker 1 that thing called the furniture mover thing. That's Ollie Dolly. Thank you. Yeah. He'll take a Dolly and he'll take it in the 55:31 Speaker 1 back in the beer fridge. But he leaves the doors open and I'm like, how do people not just walk up and take as much as 55:38 Speaker 1 they want. That is a great indicator that you're in an okay area. All right. So my buddy used to run ships in Atlanta. He 55:44 Speaker 1 would never, he had to wait till the sun came up, obviously, because if not, you're 55:48 Speaker 1 going to get robbed. But he would also get robbed a lot of delivering chips in Atlanta. 55:52 Speaker 1 Like they were still chips off the back of his truck. They would grab a box and run away. 55:57 Speaker 1 Sometimes he got a gun pulled on him, you know, and he just give them the chips. I got 56:00 Speaker 1 his vehicle broken into a lot. But like I said, if you're in an area where they leave 56:03 Speaker 1 the back of the truck open, it's just one guy. You don't have like someone else watching 56:06 Speaker 1 the truck. Yeah, generally in a good area, generally in a good area. Obviously, Asians, 56:11 Speaker 1 They did like a rice heist. 56:13 Speaker 1 That probably wouldn't do that. 56:15 Speaker 1 Yo, thanks out. 56:15 Speaker 1 What were they saying? 56:16 Speaker 1 Like technology. 56:17 Speaker 1 Like, Asian. 56:18 Speaker 1 Like, Asian. 56:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:20 Speaker 1 Cheps. 56:21 Speaker 1 Stealing your Wi-Fi. 56:24 Speaker 1 No, I think Asians are more into, man, 56:28 Speaker 1 if I just think of what they're going to steal, 56:30 Speaker 1 because I go to Asian art a lot. 56:32 Speaker 1 So I'm kind of in tune with them. 56:34 Speaker 1 And of course, my access is Asian. 56:37 Speaker 1 I'm going to say, bagoji or kimchi. 56:40 Speaker 1 I was gonna say like crab legs or something like the Sean Watson. 56:42 Speaker 1 No, Kim Chi's Kim Chi's kind of their jam. 56:45 Speaker 1 I think I think Kim Chi is their watermelon or be like Kim Chi is definitely their their vice. 56:54 Speaker 1 So you're saying what watermelon is the black people's what? 56:57 Speaker 1 Can you say that? 56:58 Speaker 1 I didn't say that. 57:00 Speaker 1 What you're saying is watermelon to black people's what Kim Chi is to Asian people 57:03 Speaker 1 when it comes to stealing stuff. 57:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then like Miller light is that to white people. 57:08 Speaker 1 I would say so and then Mexicans Teresa maybe or cocaine. No, what's the what's the stuff they put on everything? Oh 57:16 Speaker 1 Tahine 57:18 Speaker 1 He's 57:21 Speaker 1 Love to heat it sucks. I tried it. What it's terrible and you know this one Indians come on. Do you know it? 57:28 Speaker 1 Um 57:29 Speaker 1 Indians cows cows. Yes, they're the rain farms dude. They're fucking 57:33 Speaker 1 They're saving the cows life. I think you're talking more about food and stuff 57:39 Speaker 1 Like I don't really Indians really eat a lot of what curtain. Oh, that's Thai. Oh, that's curry. They get curry and it smells crazy 57:46 Speaker 1 Indians do oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they love curry 57:49 Speaker 1 They started that shit and then now wait. Yeah, yeah 57:53 Speaker 1 Come on curry and yeah, I thought I thought curry was known to be a tie 57:58 Speaker 1 No, that'd be Thai food. That's like noodles and shit and lady boy. I think you're wrong 58:03 Speaker 1 Curry started where? 58:07 Speaker 1 All right, Pakistan or India. 58:10 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 58:11 Speaker 1 Curry originated the Indian subcontinent 58:14 Speaker 1 with basic spice mixtures and cooking methods 58:18 Speaker 1 tracing back over 4,000 years. 58:21 Speaker 1 All right, yeah. 58:22 Speaker 1 OK, so yeah, Indians are definitely taking Curry. 58:25 Speaker 1 OK, that's smart. 58:26 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:26 Speaker 1 OK, so all right, well, I think we covered most of race 58:29 Speaker 1 is, uh, you know, Native American red, uh, Tomahawk Indians are probably still like pelts or something. 58:35 Speaker 1 Bow and arrows. 58:39 Speaker 1 No, they wouldn't. 58:40 Speaker 1 I'm going to say whiskey. 58:42 Speaker 1 Oh, do you like getting drunk? 58:43 Speaker 1 Don't they? 58:44 Speaker 1 Oh, they do. 58:44 Speaker 1 They love it. 58:45 Speaker 1 Like like Indians, Indians are they have by far the worst alcohol problem in America. 58:51 Speaker 1 Tomahawk Tomahawk once. 58:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:55 Speaker 1 All right. 58:55 Speaker 1 Uh, up next, Kansas city, chief tight in Travis Kelsey was saying, 58:59 Speaker 1 one of 64 victim investors in a $35 million Ponzi scheme orchestrated by Texas based investment manager 59:06 Speaker 1 And I'm not gonna say his name right off the bat just to get your have you heard about this? 59:12 Speaker 1 Travis Kelsey invested in a Ponzi scheme 59:14 Speaker 1 There's not a lot of information about it out right now, but they're trying to look into it FBI's on it 59:18 Speaker 1 Have you heard anything about this? I've heard about it, but I'm actually 59:22 Speaker 1 Where you piqued my interest is when you said you're not gonna say his name 59:25 Speaker 1 So why you're saying his name? I'm going to here in a second. I want to see if you can 59:29 Speaker 1 But when you think of scamming, can you try to guess the ethnicity of this person and 59:34 Speaker 1 where he's from? 59:36 Speaker 1 White? 59:37 Speaker 1 100% white. 59:38 Speaker 1 No. 59:39 Speaker 1 The scam, white people are the least scammers. 59:41 Speaker 1 Come on. 59:42 Speaker 1 You got this. 59:43 Speaker 1 Oh, you're, you're trying to go like in the world. 59:46 Speaker 1 Yes. 59:47 Speaker 1 Indian. 59:48 Speaker 1 Indian. 59:49 Speaker 1 Yes. 59:50 Speaker 1 Siddharth. 59:51 Speaker 1 Jawahara. 59:52 Speaker 1 If some dude named Siddharth Jawahara came up to me and asked for any money whatsoever. 59:54 Speaker 1 I'm going to tell that motherfucker to fuck off. 59:57 Speaker 1 And to me, it's like, why are you even investing in shit like this? 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Like you're married to a multi billionaire. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 You've got more money than you could ever fucking want of your own as well. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 Why not just buy some property or just like invest in something you actually care 1:00:10 Speaker 1 about like your own business that have given it to this guy? 1:00:13 Speaker 1 Because when you get rich like that, you got to be very careful of who you, 1:00:16 Speaker 1 because they know you got a lot of money. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 You got a lot of popularity, but you got to be careful of who you invest your 1:00:21 Speaker 1 money with. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 And if some dude named said, hearth came up to me and wanted me to invest money, 1:00:25 Speaker 1 I'm quickly saying no man because I just you know maybe Manny but Manny changes name 1:00:31 Speaker 1 You know from menu bar and a Roars trustworthy. It's not a crazy Indian name 1:00:35 Speaker 1 I would I would give money Manny to invest but someone with Jaha raw. I mean I just can't do it 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Do that just it just seems like a it's pattern recognition right there like hey this guy probably is a little sketchy 1:00:45 Speaker 1 And I probably should give him my money. Do you think Taylor Swift's I mean because I'm guessing Taylor Swift has some of the best 1:00:52 Speaker 1 like money 1:00:54 Speaker 1 or financial advisors that money can buy, right? 1:00:57 Speaker 1 Like I'm guessing like she is, she's hit it. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 Like she's got the best. 1:01:01 Speaker 1 Now that she married him, I mean guys are stupid. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 I mean, we're all stupid. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 Like there's things that I've done 1:01:08 Speaker 1 that Megan just looks at me and shakes her head 1:01:11 Speaker 1 and she's like, why did you do that? 1:01:12 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Like I just decided it was a good idea 1:01:15 Speaker 1 to spend that much money on that thing, 1:01:17 Speaker 1 which didn't make any sense. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 But how does Taylor Swift's people 1:01:24 Speaker 1 Let Travis Kelsey do that. You know, I mean like if you're married cuz it doesn't make her look stupid with him getting busted in this 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Ponzi scheme. Oh, it can't be it can't be good for her 1:01:35 Speaker 1 So I think that they need to kind of and I get it. They're probably got they got a ironclad 1:01:41 Speaker 1 Prenuptial where her money is her money his money his money 1:01:44 Speaker 1 But what happens if this dude goes broke? I mean do you think Taylor Swift's gonna stay with him? Oh 1:01:49 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, yeah, I don't think she gives a fuck about his money at all because she's got more money in the world than you know fucking 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Lot lot of fuck people hit the amount of money he has is like a damn, you know a hundred bucks to her more than likely 1:02:02 Speaker 1 I don't know their exact net worth 1:02:03 Speaker 1 But I think she's just married him for the fact that you know 1:02:06 Speaker 1 He's a charismatic guy and he's a good football player and he's he's also a celebrity 1:02:10 Speaker 1 I think those were the big main things that she wanted to marry him for or stuck with him for a while 1:02:13 Speaker 1 and I think he's uh, you know, he's not a singer so he's not in that world and 1:02:18 Speaker 1 And, uh, you know, I guess there's, I mean, I'm not saying there's not more opportunity for 1:02:21 Speaker 1 a cheat, but I think he's just not involved in that world. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 She probably enjoyed that. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 It's not really competition for her. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 They're not really, you know, people, people don't expect, you know, Travis 1:02:30 Speaker 1 tells me to go on tour or Taylor Swift and do a whole fucking show or what not. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 Like she's the football guy. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 Uh, she's the stinger. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 So what do you think his net worth is? 1:02:38 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm going to guess it's probably a 15 million more. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 25 more. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 85 more. 1:02:46 Speaker 1 $150 million. $90 million. Oh, yeah, that's nothing to her. She probably won 1.7 billion. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 Dude, you're so close. So her net worth right now is estimate between two and 2.1 billion dollars. 1:03:01 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. So that'd be the equivalent of Megan making $200,000 a year, right? And me making $9,000. 1:03:12 Speaker 1 $1,000. Exactly. Like I'm the one that's caught in a Ponzi scheme, right? 1:03:21 Speaker 1 Megan's paying for everything and I'm like no babe. I met this guy his name Sanja 1:03:27 Speaker 1 Right and he told me if I did if I give him a thousand dollars, he's gonna make me a millionaire, right? 1:03:34 Speaker 1 You can't act like Megan's not over here like dude. You're such an idiot 1:03:38 Speaker 1 It's just like, honey, I found this guy. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 We're low and lost relatives. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 He's a prince in Africa. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 And he wants to send me all this money. 1:03:44 Speaker 1 He just needs my wiring information. 1:03:46 Speaker 1 That's the equivalent. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 So when Taylor has babies, which I'm 1:03:51 Speaker 1 guessing she's going to have babies, Travis is going 1:03:54 Speaker 1 to be the state home dad, right? 1:03:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if they're waiting for him to retire from 1:03:58 Speaker 1 the NFL because he's probably got what? 1:04:00 Speaker 1 Max? 1:04:00 Speaker 1 Four years. 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Max, Max, two. 1:04:03 Speaker 1 Maybe this might be his last season. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 I mean, he is scoring touchdowns. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 So he's doing okay, but I don't think that he lasts very much longer. 1:04:10 Speaker 1 So I would say as soon as he's done with his career, she's going to start. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 What is she? 1:04:16 Speaker 1 She's 30, how are you? 1:04:17 Speaker 1 Like 35, 37. 1:04:18 Speaker 1 Oh, I think she was, I think I was eight and she was 16. 1:04:23 Speaker 1 So she's seven years older than me. 1:04:25 Speaker 1 So yeah, probably 34. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 She is she's 36. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 Oh, I was close. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:04:34 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 now because these kids are going to start coming out weird. You know, yeah, she's probably 1:04:39 Speaker 1 got her eggs frozen and everything and so probably in Bertro in the in vitro. Yeah, because she 1:04:45 Speaker 1 probably froze her eggs when she was 28. I'm guessing that's when the eggs are prime. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 Oh, no, eggs are probably like fucking 20. No way. Yeah. No, the eggs are still weird. 1:04:58 Speaker 1 I don't we've talked about this before whether you have a kid younger or later if it's going 1:05:02 Speaker 1 to be stupider more intelligent later on in life with sperm. I don't know if we've ever 1:05:05 Speaker 1 talked about eggs. 1:05:07 Speaker 1 Winter eggs prime for kids. All right. Here we go. I got it. Eggs are prime for kids. 1:05:16 Speaker 1 Around what? Starting with six months of age. What does that even mean? I guess it's when 1:05:24 Speaker 1 they start producing them. Oh, but yeah, look up. You got to look at when they start losing 1:05:27 Speaker 1 them because they'll hit the peak and then they like, all right, we've had, you know, 1:05:30 Speaker 1 halfway through her egg supply. 1:05:31 Speaker 1 When is the women halfway through her egg supply? 1:05:33 Speaker 1 Look at that. 1:05:34 Speaker 1 Got it, got it, got it, got it. 1:05:35 Speaker 1 A woman's egg supply is at its prime quality, quantity, 1:05:41 Speaker 1 during, oh wow, you're right. 1:05:43 Speaker 1 During her late teens, we threw her early, 1:05:46 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, through her late 20s, 1:05:48 Speaker 1 with fertility remaining relatively high 1:05:51 Speaker 1 and stable into the early 30s, 1:05:54 Speaker 1 which means she's already passed that, right? 1:05:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want 20 year old eggs. 1:05:57 Speaker 1 What did I say? She's 36. 1:05:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay. So 36 is a steep drop occurs between 36 and 37 with a faster decrease in both the 1:06:08 Speaker 1 number of and genetic quality of remaining next, which means they might have a frickin 1:06:13 Speaker 1 they might have one. She doesn't have a hit. You know, she had a first hit. They're probably 1:06:18 Speaker 1 like, all right, you don't need to get pregnant anytime soon. We're going to pull your good 1:06:21 Speaker 1 eggs out now. We're going to we're going to keep them over here. Because you know someone 1:06:23 Speaker 1 that did that too, right? Then she pulled her eggs out. She's got them. She's saving them 1:06:27 Speaker 1 for later because she wants to focus on her career. 1:06:33 Speaker 1 Oh, I wasn't going to say that. 1:06:35 Speaker 1 I knew. 1:06:35 Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 I was kidding. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 I was kidding. 1:06:37 Speaker 1 Can you can you edit that? 1:06:38 Speaker 1 Can you edit that? 1:06:40 Speaker 1 Can you edit? 1:06:40 Speaker 1 I was here to that. 1:06:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I knew who it was. 1:06:44 Speaker 1 And I didn't know. 1:06:45 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm going to tell you exactly who it is. 1:06:47 Speaker 1 Can you edit that out? 1:06:48 Speaker 1 OK, whatever. 1:06:49 Speaker 1 One of what was five. 1:06:50 Speaker 1 OK, we're going to go. 1:06:52 Speaker 1 We're going to go. 1:06:54 Speaker 1 All right, well, real quick, we're not going to say who it is. 1:06:57 Speaker 1 But what were the complications for her doing that? 1:07:00 Speaker 1 Or why was she? 1:07:00 Speaker 1 So that was the whole point, right? 1:07:02 Speaker 1 Is that she was, she realized very early, like, hey, you, if you want to have a kid, the doctor 1:07:06 Speaker 1 literally looked at her and said, look, when you turn 36, 37, after that age, you know, 1:07:11 Speaker 1 you have a very high probability of having a kid with Down syndrome or some type of developmental 1:07:16 Speaker 1 issues. 1:07:17 Speaker 1 Hey, you don't want that. 1:07:18 Speaker 1 No. 1:07:19 Speaker 1 So, but if you, but if you freeze your eggs from your late 30s to early 30, I'm sorry, late 1:07:24 Speaker 1 20s to early 30s, you have a much higher probability of the kid being completely normal. 1:07:29 Speaker 1 So that's why a lot of women do that. 1:07:31 Speaker 1 So they put that, they put those eggs and the dude sperm back in her and then let the 1:07:37 Speaker 1 egg start or they put the egg in there. 1:07:38 Speaker 1 You got to go. 1:07:40 Speaker 1 If your body, if they think that your body can actually carry a conceive pregnancy, then 1:07:45 Speaker 1 they'll do that. 1:07:46 Speaker 1 But if not, then they have to use a surrogate. 1:07:50 Speaker 1 And so because even Megan, Megan had mentioned in the past, like, Oh, I would, I would totally 1:07:54 Speaker 1 be a seer. 1:07:55 Speaker 1 I'd totally be a surrogate. 1:07:56 Speaker 1 I'm like, no, you wouldn't like you do like you know what that does to woman's body. 1:08:02 Speaker 1 We said she loved being pregnant. 1:08:04 Speaker 1 So, but she's got an old now. 1:08:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, she has exactly. 1:08:07 Speaker 1 She's 39. 1:08:09 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 1:08:09 Speaker 1 I don't think everybody can handle that. 1:08:11 Speaker 1 Even with her body handle that. 1:08:13 Speaker 1 Oh, she's going to be, you know, he's going to be all angry and everything. 1:08:15 Speaker 1 And then like the baby comes out and it's not even yours. 1:08:17 Speaker 1 And you're like, all right. 1:08:17 Speaker 1 Well, here's this thing goes. 1:08:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:08:18 Speaker 1 Like what am I doing? 1:08:19 Speaker 1 That's a stupid and not to mention like, you know, any, any, any time that a 1:08:24 Speaker 1 woman goes through that, you want to be the one that sits back and goes, well, that's 1:08:29 Speaker 1 because of me, you know, like it's gonna be working. 1:08:31 Speaker 1 I have a kid. 1:08:32 Speaker 1 She did that for me. 1:08:33 Speaker 1 Like that's my kid. 1:08:35 Speaker 1 These women that are being surrogates and they're carrying other people's kids. 1:08:38 Speaker 1 It's like, what are you doing? 1:08:39 Speaker 1 Like as a husband, I don't know. 1:08:41 Speaker 1 I feel a certain way about it, but I don't want to get too much into it because I don't 1:08:44 Speaker 1 get in trouble. 1:08:45 Speaker 1 I'm already in trouble. 1:08:46 Speaker 1 I'm going to edit that out. 1:08:47 Speaker 1 I'll edit it. 1:08:48 Speaker 1 You've got to remember, you got a text me here at 845 when I go to edit this. 1:08:52 Speaker 1 You better be on the dot to her. I'm a dog too late. Everyone heard everyone heard who had some frozen eggs 1:08:59 Speaker 1 Idiot so much. I was the one that didn't say anything. I was like you ask you question 1:09:04 Speaker 1 You can't ask the question not expecting to answer questions. So now I'm worried about I never asked 1:09:09 Speaker 1 I never asked who it was. I literally said alright Chuck. Why doesn't want me to say who it is? 1:09:13 Speaker 1 So I'm not gonna say anything 1:09:19 Speaker 1 He's like it's live 1:09:22 Speaker 1 Okay. Everybody that's here just act like you didn't hear that. We're gonna add it now. 1:09:27 Speaker 1 Dang it. All right. I mean that was all on you but I tried to I literally tried to hide that 1:09:33 Speaker 1 near just your ass. Okay. All right. We're gonna get out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. 1:09:37 Speaker 1 So you guys think where we leave? No, I'm sorry. Okay. All right. Shoot your seven ropes and 1:09:42 Speaker 1 send us pictures. See you later. Bye.