Would You Go To Your Exes Funeral? EP-393 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-18
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Threshm. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 1:00 Speaker 1 I have an amazing friend, and I'm about to head 1:03 Speaker 1 to win, but ain't going to be dressed like this. They would not like that very much. But before 1:07 Speaker 1 we get into the weekend on this day in history, in 1850, Congress passed the Fugitive Slave 1:13 Speaker 1 Act requiring escape and slave people to return to their owners. We also have the first edition 1:18 Speaker 1 of the New York Times in 1851. And then in 1947, the Air Force was officially established as 1:23 Speaker 1 a separate branch of the U.S. military. Old Jimmy Hendrix also died today as well in 1970. My name 1:29 Speaker 1 Brandon Thrashers today the dough show over this Chuck Charles iron. 1:32 Speaker 1 Fis how you doing knowing today is the birthday of your regime. 1:37 Speaker 1 And who is the one that made that happen? 1:41 Speaker 1 I don't know. 1:41 Speaker 1 That one in my notes. 1:42 Speaker 1 I just tell you the day stuff happened and you got to do the backup research. 1:45 Speaker 1 It was Truman man. 1:47 Speaker 1 I figured Eisenhower. 1:48 Speaker 1 I thought he was the one that liked a lot of planes. 1:50 Speaker 1 Nah, yeah. 1:51 Speaker 1 Well, Truman after he dropped the bomb was like this needs to happen too. 1:54 Speaker 1 These guys deserve their own branch. 1:56 Speaker 1 We need to do this more. 1:57 Speaker 1 This is awesome. 1:57 Speaker 1 you know if we had an air force we could have more planes with huge bombs that we could just 2:04 Speaker 1 bomb people in submission with that's how we win war I'm telling you Harry Truman is arguably 2:09 Speaker 1 one of the greatest presidents of all time and he gets zero credit over the I don't 2:13 Speaker 1 think people put him in the top ten of presidents we've ever had well they made that whole 2:17 Speaker 1 movie about him right Truman show when they based off him no it was about Jim Carey 2:23 Speaker 1 Which that's that's I've you ever seen that movie. 2:26 Speaker 1 I've seen bits and pieces. 2:27 Speaker 1 He's like, uh, it's like a TV show around his life. 2:30 Speaker 1 He doesn't know he's in a TV show and everyone's like fucking with him. 2:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, which it doesn't make any sense because they have cameras everywhere, 2:36 Speaker 1 but they never address the situation that you know he masturbates. 2:39 Speaker 1 And it's shown on like regular nighttime TV. 2:43 Speaker 1 So it would, you know, there was no way to be able to miss all the nudity. 2:47 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 2:47 Speaker 1 It's just stupid. 2:48 Speaker 1 I don't know man. 2:49 Speaker 1 They do naked and afraid on TV and they somehow get away with that. 2:51 Speaker 1 Just blur and shit out. 2:52 Speaker 1 I guess I just blur Jim carries weiner and then as 2:56 Speaker 1 Sploge coming out, we got to be like little, little 2:58 Speaker 1 fucking flare spots going across the screen. 3:00 Speaker 1 I think even naked and afraid is a little risque. 3:03 Speaker 1 Have you ever watched Naked and Afraid? 3:05 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah. 3:06 Speaker 1 And then they did like a naked or an afraid, 3:09 Speaker 1 like they're even more naked somehow. 3:10 Speaker 1 They came out with a naked and afraid exhale. 3:12 Speaker 1 And I thought it was gonna be a fat people. 3:13 Speaker 1 But it's just go extra long instead of extra fat. 3:17 Speaker 1 You know what's cool is if you watch Naked and Afraid. 3:19 Speaker 1 And I'm not saying that I feel a certain way about either one. 3:22 Speaker 1 I'm not into really larger chicks. 3:28 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 3:28 Speaker 1 They have a lot of fat. 3:31 Speaker 1 But when you watch Make It in Afraid, 3:33 Speaker 1 what's crazy is that when you see the beginning, 3:37 Speaker 1 the chick gets off the boat and you're like, 3:39 Speaker 1 oh God, right? 3:40 Speaker 1 And then when she's getting rescued, 3:42 Speaker 1 you're like, dude, she's hot. 3:45 Speaker 1 She had lost all the weight up being out there, 3:46 Speaker 1 all the fat's gone. 3:47 Speaker 1 Don't even know what it's gonna do. 3:48 Speaker 1 She's just making it live in the woods for a fucking a month. 3:51 Speaker 1 And it only takes 21 days apparently. 3:53 Speaker 1 So what you gotta do is you just gotta send your girl. 3:55 Speaker 1 If anybody's out there and your girl's a little overweight, 3:57 Speaker 1 she's trying to figure out how to drop the baby weight 3:58 Speaker 1 or whatever, just send her out in the wilderness for 21 days. 4:01 Speaker 1 If she survives, she's gonna come back smoking. 4:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, and, or unless she finds one of the cheese caves 4:07 Speaker 1 we got across the US. 4:09 Speaker 1 That'd be pretty crazy if you find one. 4:10 Speaker 1 You know we got like a bunch of caves 4:11 Speaker 1 that just got cheese in them, cheese caves. 4:13 Speaker 1 You're talking about cheese that's already been made 4:15 Speaker 1 and it's being stored. 4:17 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, correct, yeah. 4:18 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, those are, yeah, you definitely worded that in a way that makes people think that you can mine for cheese. 4:25 Speaker 1 I would have you find the right cave where they got it stored, but I saw that video yesterday. 4:28 Speaker 1 I was like, that's crazy. 4:29 Speaker 1 So apparently like back in the day, all the farmers, all the prices for milk would fluctuate and whatnot. 4:34 Speaker 1 Because once you sold out in the winter, I guess they weren't buying as much milk or the cows weren't producing as much. 4:39 Speaker 1 So the government just bought all this fucking milk and then like, what do we do with it? 4:43 Speaker 1 And like, it's like, it's like, it's cheesy. 4:44 Speaker 1 All right. 4:44 Speaker 1 What do we do with the fucking cheese? 4:46 Speaker 1 Like, uh, put it in. 4:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, the first idea was to throw it in the ocean. 4:50 Speaker 1 I can't remember who the president was at the time. 4:52 Speaker 1 They're like, I don't know if that's gonna look good. 4:54 Speaker 1 If we throw off, if we got starving Americans, 4:55 Speaker 1 we're throwing 1.5 billion pounds of cheese 4:58 Speaker 1 in the fucking ocean. 4:59 Speaker 1 So they opted to store it in cage. 5:01 Speaker 1 So I think it's in, oh man, Wyoming maybe, 5:05 Speaker 1 somewhere out there, middle of the world. 5:07 Speaker 1 What's the plan with it? 5:09 Speaker 1 I don't know, because I don't think that's the same thing 5:10 Speaker 1 as government cheese. 5:11 Speaker 1 You know, you get like on government cheese 5:12 Speaker 1 and they'll just send you like bricks of cheese 5:14 Speaker 1 to your house, it's like that's easy cheese. 5:16 Speaker 1 It's not like real cheese, government cheese. 5:19 Speaker 1 I've never been on government cheese, 5:20 Speaker 1 but I'm trying to figure out what you do with caves of cheese. 5:23 Speaker 1 I guess you just slowly start using it. 5:25 Speaker 1 Let me look it up. 5:26 Speaker 1 What, how long does cheese stay good for? 5:28 Speaker 1 A couple hundred years. 5:30 Speaker 1 What does the USA use its cheese reserves for? 5:39 Speaker 1 Let's see here. 5:40 Speaker 1 Cumulated and used at surplus cheese reserves 5:43 Speaker 1 to stabilize milk prices for dairy farmers 5:45 Speaker 1 distribute few assistance during economic crisis. 5:47 Speaker 1 This. 5:48 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, it doesn't really say what they plan on doing it. 5:51 Speaker 1 And like you said, it's today, the famous underground cheese caves in Missouri are mostly 5:56 Speaker 1 leased by private food corporations. 5:58 Speaker 1 Oh, so craft stores all their fucking commercial cheese underground in a cave. 6:02 Speaker 1 Dude, that's fucking crazy to me, but it's climate control. 6:04 Speaker 1 So it stays cool down there. 6:05 Speaker 1 Let's the same temperature all year round. 6:08 Speaker 1 I guess I don't really want any of that cheese. 6:11 Speaker 1 I will say we had had a cheese situation today. 6:14 Speaker 1 one of the guys on the crew bought a goat at one of the jobs today. That was cool. Oh, he's 6:20 Speaker 1 uh, oh, he's Mexican to be okay. He's not gonna fuck it. But uh, was he just want goat milk and goat cheese from it? 6:25 Speaker 1 Oh, it's better. He uh, so he went oh, he is he went and talked to the old lady who lives there and she 6:31 Speaker 1 has all these goats and they're very friendly and they come up to you and I had to get the bobcat through 6:35 Speaker 1 offense and I told the operator I said, Hey, dude, do not let the goats out, right? And as soon as I said, 6:41 Speaker 1 like all these goats come over the hill. 6:43 Speaker 1 No, I ran. 6:44 Speaker 1 I just out, I just out? 6:46 Speaker 1 What, what'd you say? 6:46 Speaker 1 Let us out? 6:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:48 Speaker 1 So with the climber comes over and he's looking to goats 6:50 Speaker 1 and they're fat dude. 6:51 Speaker 1 And these are fat goats. 6:53 Speaker 1 And he's talking and broken English to me. 6:56 Speaker 1 And he's like, you know, 6:57 Speaker 1 a da, da, da, da, and he's telling me essentially 6:59 Speaker 1 how much for a goat. 7:02 Speaker 1 And the old lady comes out and she goes, 7:03 Speaker 1 oh, does he want goat milk? 7:04 Speaker 1 And I was like, he doesn't want goat milk. 7:06 Speaker 1 She goes, does he want goat cheese? 7:07 Speaker 1 And I was like, he doesn't want goat cheese. 7:09 Speaker 1 And she's like, I think he does. 7:11 Speaker 1 And so he walks up to her and he's like, 7:12 Speaker 1 how much? 7:13 Speaker 1 She's like, why sell them for $150 apiece? 7:15 Speaker 1 Dude pulls out 150 bucks out of his pocket, 7:18 Speaker 1 gives it to her. 7:20 Speaker 1 And he, and I said, and he's like, 7:21 Speaker 1 he's like, 7:22 Speaker 1 he's like, 7:23 Speaker 1 he's talking to the translator. 7:24 Speaker 1 And he's like, he's like, 7:25 Speaker 1 hey, I'll be back at six o'clock tonight to get my goat. 7:28 Speaker 1 And so afterwards, I'm talking to the other guy in the crew 7:30 Speaker 1 that speaks English that's translating. 7:32 Speaker 1 And I said, do what's he gonna do with the goat? 7:34 Speaker 1 And he said, I was gonna cook it this weekend. 7:36 Speaker 1 I mean, Jesus Christ, 7:37 Speaker 1 this lady thinks he's making milk in cheese with it. 7:39 Speaker 1 She just sold a Maybell and he's getting, 7:41 Speaker 1 she's gonna get frickin slaughtered tonight 7:44 Speaker 1 or this weekend for a party, for a Mexican party, 7:47 Speaker 1 they're gonna eat goat. 7:48 Speaker 1 I was just imagining as soon as he handed over 7:51 Speaker 1 the gaggiest slits to throw it right there 7:52 Speaker 1 and he just started to burn it, 7:53 Speaker 1 starting to fire in the yard, 7:54 Speaker 1 and then he started to roasting the goat. 7:56 Speaker 1 She's like, ha, she's freaking out. 7:57 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 7:58 Speaker 1 She sold it to him because she thinks he wants to make milk 8:02 Speaker 1 because he did this. 8:05 Speaker 1 I think he meant like forkstabby. 8:07 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, check in with him and figure out how his goat party went. 8:11 Speaker 1 I didn't know that was a normal, I thought you mainly just used goats for like clear 8:16 Speaker 1 and property and milk and cheese. 8:18 Speaker 1 I don't really know. 8:19 Speaker 1 You ate him a whole lot, but I mean, I guess that it can be goats, I guess, or good in 8:23 Speaker 1 Mexico. 8:24 Speaker 1 They put them right on there on the same level as lamb. 8:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, lamb or horse, man. 8:28 Speaker 1 Anything with four legs of Mexico, you eat. 8:30 Speaker 1 They're like, eat it. 8:31 Speaker 1 We don't give up fuck. 8:32 Speaker 1 Except for dogs and cats. 8:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, Chinese do that part. 8:36 Speaker 1 Oh, but yeah, I don't know. 8:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I say because all the Mexican dogs are all small 8:40 Speaker 1 and they're like skinny as fuck. 8:41 Speaker 1 So you probably wouldn't get a lot of meat off them anyway. 8:43 Speaker 1 And you don't really see a lot of cats in Mexico. 8:44 Speaker 1 You see a lot of small starving dogs. 8:46 Speaker 1 And I like cats. 8:48 Speaker 1 And I think most of the cats, I think don't cats originate 8:50 Speaker 1 in Asia or Persia. 8:53 Speaker 1 I think the Persian cat originates from Persia. 8:55 Speaker 1 I live all cats go from there. 8:57 Speaker 1 Now, what's the only cat with a name of a continent area? 8:59 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know. 9:00 Speaker 1 That's what I assume. 9:01 Speaker 1 All cats come from that area. 9:04 Speaker 1 No, I think the big domestication of cats happened in England back in the day when all those rats started coming and then people started, you know, feeding the cats to come in cats domesticated themselves because 9:15 Speaker 1 England had a bad rat problem and the cat's was like, holy shit, if we just go down there, we got like unlimited food and these people like don't really fuck with us either or eat us. 9:22 Speaker 1 So they let them let the cats take over and kill all the rats and then they had a big fucking cat problem. Now they got cat and rats and Muslims. 9:29 Speaker 1 Well, I hate cats, but it says here the domestic house cat originated from the African 9:36 Speaker 1 Wildcat native to North Africa and Southwest Asia. 9:41 Speaker 1 Ancient ancestors, the first cat like mammals evolved around 30 million years ago. 9:47 Speaker 1 True modern cat species emerged millions of years later. 9:51 Speaker 1 Genetics show that all domestic cats in America are DNA relatives, identical DNA relatives, 9:59 Speaker 1 to an African wild cat. 10:02 Speaker 1 Okay, but when do they get domesticated? 10:05 Speaker 1 You look up that part. 10:06 Speaker 1 I got time for that. 10:08 Speaker 1 I'm just trying to tell you where they're from. 10:10 Speaker 1 Essentially, every cat here is related to a lion in Africa. 10:14 Speaker 1 How much does that suck? 10:16 Speaker 1 Like you got the same DNA as a lion on the plains of Africa 10:22 Speaker 1 and you're sitting in some dudes 10:23 Speaker 1 or some old ladies house, fricking, 10:26 Speaker 1 well, I guess it's not bad 10:27 Speaker 1 because you're probably begging 14 female cats 10:29 Speaker 1 that are there too and you're just reproducing 10:31 Speaker 1 that's your only job is to reproduce. 10:33 Speaker 1 You don't got a hunt, you don't got to do anything. 10:35 Speaker 1 I think they did keep around for the rats 10:37 Speaker 1 and shit though, right? 10:38 Speaker 1 Keep them out of the brain and whatnot. 10:40 Speaker 1 I think you're thinking of Mongusas. 10:41 Speaker 1 Mongusas kill rats. 10:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, there was something though in England though, 10:46 Speaker 1 I remember like they had a bad rat problem. 10:47 Speaker 1 They brought in all the cats in the cats. 10:49 Speaker 1 So I don't like it. 10:50 Speaker 1 They brought in anything, that's why they all died 10:51 Speaker 1 of the black plague. 10:53 Speaker 1 Oh man, let me look it up. 10:54 Speaker 1 Cats in England. 10:56 Speaker 1 And when you're talking about the rat problem, 10:57 Speaker 1 you're talking about the black plague. 10:59 Speaker 1 That's what killed everybody. 11:02 Speaker 1 England's nasty. 11:03 Speaker 1 English people are nasty. 11:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 11:07 Speaker 1 Impesque, they use them in the 14th century 11:10 Speaker 1 for pest control, built to let residents 11:12 Speaker 1 cats hunt mice threatening medieval manuscripts. 11:15 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, so these mice were eaten fucking the history. 11:18 Speaker 1 I don't know what they're like. 11:19 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 11:20 Speaker 1 The fuck happens if they eat the history. 11:21 Speaker 1 I don't know what to tell people, man. 11:23 Speaker 1 I don't forgot this shit. 11:26 Speaker 1 Oh damn, so British government residents 11:28 Speaker 1 employ official chief mousers like Larry the cat at 10 drowning street who 11:32 Speaker 1 actually patrol and catch mice. That's such a European statement drowning 11:36 Speaker 1 street chief mouser. What the fuck is going on here? 11:40 Speaker 1 And I got you a shit and then they'd like, oh, you know, we make a better list. 11:43 Speaker 1 Let it all these Muslims and Somalia. That should definitely clean the place up. 11:46 Speaker 1 But would you would you ever would you ever marry a chick? 11:48 Speaker 1 How to cat? 11:50 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I don't mind. I don't really like an inside cat because it's 11:53 Speaker 1 right. 11:54 Speaker 1 like you like outside cats. 11:56 Speaker 1 You raise outside cats. 11:59 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, outside cats. 12:00 Speaker 1 They're pretty chill outside. 12:01 Speaker 1 You just see them almost like the Easter bunny. 12:03 Speaker 1 You know, it's like Easter egg hunt. 12:04 Speaker 1 You'll just see the cat somewhere out in the wild. 12:06 Speaker 1 And you're like, oh, there's our cat. 12:07 Speaker 1 Look at that. 12:08 Speaker 1 What were the stupid, what were the stupid names you guys had? 12:10 Speaker 1 We had one with Zabu. 12:12 Speaker 1 That was from Zabu. 12:13 Speaker 1 Zabu Fu. 12:14 Speaker 1 You're a wise Zabu Mafu. 12:16 Speaker 1 Oh great, great television show. 12:18 Speaker 1 He was a lemur and he was black and white. 12:20 Speaker 1 His name was Zabu Mafu. 12:21 Speaker 1 So we had a black and white cat named Zabu. 12:23 Speaker 1 And we had Roxy, short for Rockstar Kitty. 12:26 Speaker 1 That's my mother-in-law's name, by the way. 12:29 Speaker 1 Roxy? 12:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:31 Speaker 1 Oh, I bet that was such a hot name back in the 80s. 12:34 Speaker 1 Just like, oh yeah. 12:35 Speaker 1 I'm in the 60s. 12:35 Speaker 1 I'm in the 60s. 12:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, she gets so mad when I'm like, 12:38 Speaker 1 Roxy. 12:40 Speaker 1 She's like, shut up. 12:41 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I bet a lot. 12:43 Speaker 1 Sexualizing your mother-in-law, it's cool. 12:46 Speaker 1 And then we had Alex Squirt. 12:49 Speaker 1 And I think that was it. 12:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was the three four five whatever it was. 12:54 Speaker 1 We had one cat and his name was Bob needed by a car. 12:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, they'll do that if they're in the street. 13:02 Speaker 1 But yeah, I got a, I got a wedding to go to today, actually, on a Friday. 13:08 Speaker 1 I did appreciate the fact that it not being on Saturday during game day. 13:12 Speaker 1 That's nice. 13:14 Speaker 1 But the only other problem is it's like 30 minutes away from the door to 13:17 Speaker 1 stadium and Athens. 13:18 Speaker 1 So and it's on a Friday at 4 30, which means we got to leave 13:22 Speaker 1 here like 130 to get there on time, hang out there. Someone's got to not get too hammer 13:27 Speaker 1 till we can drive home because all you just want to get a hotel is I want to go back home. 13:30 Speaker 1 I got to work Saturday in my, all right, whatever. With the plan, you know, they almost 13:35 Speaker 1 planned it perfectly. If they would have planned it, we're Georgia with at home that weekend. 13:40 Speaker 1 We would have stayed Friday night and then went to the game on Saturday and then spent 13:43 Speaker 1 Saturday night there and then came back home on Sunday. But Georgia's not in town so 13:46 Speaker 1 we're just got to come back home. But I don't really know and it's a Christian wedding. 13:51 Speaker 1 You know, usually like Indian weddings or like foreigner weddings. 13:53 Speaker 1 They usually do it like middle of the week or a Friday or a Thursday because I don't think 13:56 Speaker 1 if you're Jewish and get married on a Saturday, something would do with like you're not 13:59 Speaker 1 supposed to work or anything. 14:00 Speaker 1 I don't know. 14:02 Speaker 1 But a lot of weird religion stuff. 14:03 Speaker 1 But they decided to do it on a Friday and I don't think I've ever been to a weekday wedding. 14:07 Speaker 1 Have you? 14:08 Speaker 1 I think I've been to a few. 14:10 Speaker 1 I mean, I've been to a Wednesday wedding before. 14:11 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 14:12 Speaker 1 But it depends on the venue, right? 14:14 Speaker 1 A lot of, a lot of brides are psychopaths and they have to have the perfect venue. 14:18 Speaker 1 I went to a, I went to a wedding down in, 14:21 Speaker 1 what's that big park downtown Atlanta, 14:23 Speaker 1 the Piedmont, what's the night? 14:25 Speaker 1 Is that the nice one? 14:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, except for at night with that lady got stabbed. 14:29 Speaker 1 No, where do they do the big festival, the 425? 14:34 Speaker 1 Like the, like the music midtown place? 14:37 Speaker 1 I think that's the end of my park. 14:38 Speaker 1 That's the end of my park. 14:39 Speaker 1 So I went to a wedding there, 14:41 Speaker 1 and that was on a Wednesday. 14:42 Speaker 1 But it was because of the venue. 14:44 Speaker 1 They wanted, they wanted a certain venue, 14:46 Speaker 1 certain reception, all that stuff. 14:48 Speaker 1 And it was kind of cool, 14:49 Speaker 1 because you got to go. 14:50 Speaker 1 Everybody had an excuse to leave, you know? 14:52 Speaker 1 Oh, I got to work tomorrow. 14:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got to get the kids, you know? 14:56 Speaker 1 It was like 9.30, the bar closed at 10. 14:59 Speaker 1 So that was cool. 15:00 Speaker 1 Me and Meghan went to that. 15:02 Speaker 1 But yeah, other than that, I haven't really, 15:04 Speaker 1 I haven't been to a lot of daytime weddings. 15:06 Speaker 1 I mean, me and Meghan got married on a Monday. 15:10 Speaker 1 But you're in a whole different country, weren't you? 15:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, we were in Jamaica. 15:13 Speaker 1 So, and now I'm here to get the kids. 15:15 Speaker 1 Our whole wedding party was there. 15:17 Speaker 1 And we just planned it to be the fourth day of our trip. 15:19 Speaker 1 So that was fine. 15:20 Speaker 1 Nobody even knew it was a Monday. 15:22 Speaker 1 But yeah, I think it'll be fine. 15:24 Speaker 1 And you do know, I mean, I'm not trying to offer anything. 15:28 Speaker 1 But if you guys do get hammered, 15:30 Speaker 1 I live way closer to you than your house. 15:33 Speaker 1 I think you guys got to drive right by me to get there. 15:36 Speaker 1 Oh, I see. 15:37 Speaker 1 I don't know. 15:38 Speaker 1 I think we go up. 15:38 Speaker 1 We hit I20 way below you. 15:41 Speaker 1 Then we go all the way over. 15:41 Speaker 1 Then we go up one something. 15:43 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 15:44 Speaker 1 I think I already looked it up and I think your house is still pretty far away. It's about 35 minutes from the stadium. 15:52 Speaker 1 Oh, your house is damn. Yeah, but I think I think you're this this way. 15:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, the Athens is like here you're over here and we're staying like down here. 16:00 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Yeah, like I'm trying. So we'd have to go like an hour to your house hour and a half when 16:05 Speaker 1 that's about as long as it takes for us to get the wedding socks. You guys get bored. You're welcome. 16:08 Speaker 1 You guys can come on over and hang on. Okay. Well, I think that the feast purpose is 16:13 Speaker 1 I just want to get home earlier so I'm gonna get a workout. Is it just you and him going together to a wedding? 16:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, his girlfriend was gonna go in this. You got new jobs. Let's see back down. So now it's just me and him going up there 16:22 Speaker 1 So good. Yeah, right? 16:24 Speaker 1 Like what? Yeah, but plus one. Oh, dude. It's you know 16:28 Speaker 1 First off all the women at a wedding or they're all stressed out the the bride's usually going crazy and all the brides made the 16:34 Speaker 1 Roundham are insane and whatnot and they're not insane, but they're stressed to fuck out to you know 16:38 Speaker 1 They're just like oh my god 16:39 Speaker 1 We got to make sure this goes right. And I don't know if you've ever took in a woman to a wedding, but it is very 16:44 Speaker 1 It's a very large hassle. It is a very large hassle to have to deal with them with because they get they get super hammered and then they get their dress all fucked up and they're falling down and then 16:53 Speaker 1 Their dresses are always scratchy when you're trying to like hold them up and everything and it's like this is a bad 16:58 Speaker 1 Okay, first off who are you talking to okay? I've ever taken to a woman to I've had I've married 17:04 Speaker 1 terrible at them at a wedding, okay? 17:06 Speaker 1 I've definitely been to every wedding I've ever been to 17:09 Speaker 1 in my life with a woman except for one. 17:12 Speaker 1 And did I tell you about that? 17:13 Speaker 1 I just got the news two nights ago. 17:15 Speaker 1 Oh, he died? 17:15 Speaker 1 No, what happened? 17:16 Speaker 1 Did it of course? 17:17 Speaker 1 So no, it was my best man up in Montana. 17:20 Speaker 1 And he's, we're going 100 together. 17:21 Speaker 1 Did I tell you about his aunt or whatever? 17:24 Speaker 1 No, huh. 17:25 Speaker 1 So when I went to his wedding, I flew in 17:28 Speaker 1 and I was the best man. 17:29 Speaker 1 So I went in over a week ahead of the wedding 17:32 Speaker 1 to do all the best man stuff. 17:33 Speaker 1 And when we got ready for the, we had the rehearsal dinner and his aunt was there and she was, well, she was 60 now. So what was that? 17:44 Speaker 1 She's 13 years older than me. I would have been 32. No, I've been about 30 at the time. I've been 30. So she was 43. 17:53 Speaker 1 She's a frickin' party or dude. 17:56 Speaker 1 This chick was off the chain. 17:58 Speaker 1 And I mean, she wasn't bad looking. 18:00 Speaker 1 You could tell she'd lived a life. 18:02 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 18:03 Speaker 1 She'd lived hard. 18:04 Speaker 1 Party fat. 18:05 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 18:05 Speaker 1 Party rocking and drugs. 18:07 Speaker 1 Like every day she was at what they call the, 18:10 Speaker 1 it's not the VFW, it's like the lodge. 18:13 Speaker 1 The mousse lodge, she'd go to the mousse lodge every day 18:16 Speaker 1 and just stay there for six hours a day 18:18 Speaker 1 at the mousse lodge hanging out. 18:19 Speaker 1 What was that? 18:20 Speaker 1 Just a bunch of veterans there. 18:21 Speaker 1 She's like, fucking them. 18:22 Speaker 1 I don't think it's a veteran place. 18:23 Speaker 1 I just think it's like a club, you know, 18:25 Speaker 1 that people pay into, but you get dollar beers 18:27 Speaker 1 and two dollar shots. 18:29 Speaker 1 So when I was there, I hung out with her the whole time. 18:31 Speaker 1 And when we got to the wedding and we had the reception, 18:35 Speaker 1 she was the only single chick there. 18:37 Speaker 1 So I was hanging out with her a lot. 18:38 Speaker 1 And then finally my buddy came out to me and he's like, 18:40 Speaker 1 dude, he's like, please don't bang my hand. 18:43 Speaker 1 Just, just please tell me you're not gonna have sex with my hand. 18:45 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm not going to like, she's pretty old, dude. 18:48 Speaker 1 And it's funny right now. 18:49 Speaker 1 She's, she's like, younger than I am now. 18:51 Speaker 1 I had to go there. No, but we don't I mean we I don't know we might have kissed or something. Oh 18:58 Speaker 1 No, it was 19:03 Speaker 1 We we we enjoyed each other's company that night but she was like I said 19:07 Speaker 1 She was she was older and she was definitely not my time so anyway 19:12 Speaker 1 I call my buddy because he's going hunting with us and he told me she died 19:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, they found her dead at 60 19:20 Speaker 1 What was she doing something like in a cool position or was she like partying or what was going on? 19:25 Speaker 1 They said natural causes is it 60 so I'm guessing it's natural causes based on the lifestyle you're living. 19:30 Speaker 1 No, damn. 19:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:32 Speaker 1 I didn't know she hit her head weird on like a nightstand and dad. 19:34 Speaker 1 Those are always. 19:35 Speaker 1 No, I don't think she was that. 19:36 Speaker 1 I'm sure she was. 19:37 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sure she was promiscuous like that. 19:39 Speaker 1 But I think it was mostly the alcohol, maybe some pills. 19:42 Speaker 1 I think she was a pill girl. 19:44 Speaker 1 But you know, back when she was 40, you know, you couldn't really. 19:47 Speaker 1 I mean, you could tell at 40. 19:49 Speaker 1 So I'm actually kind of surprised you made it to 60, but it is it is sad. I'm sad for him 19:54 Speaker 1 I'm sad for his family and and me and her had some good times 19:57 Speaker 1 It's gonna be sad to see her go poorly. You gotta go to the funeral be like oh, it's like kiss her lips one more time 20:03 Speaker 1 No, God shut up 20:05 Speaker 1 Oh, then she died two weeks ago the funeral. He happened. I'm not going to Montana kid me. Oh, I thought maybe you cared about her 20:12 Speaker 1 I guess not 20:13 Speaker 1 I do I do I do I just don't care like that 20:16 Speaker 1 You're stupid. You make me sound like a bad person. 20:20 Speaker 1 I don't care that much. 20:21 Speaker 1 I don't care to go to Montana. 20:22 Speaker 1 She died in Georgia. I might have went over there. 20:24 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That'd be a great conversation with Megan. 20:26 Speaker 1 Hey, Megan, I gotta go to Montana for a funeral for this lady 20:31 Speaker 1 that I kissed once at a wedding for my buddy Brian. 20:34 Speaker 1 Megan, but she said you're right. 20:36 Speaker 1 She's dead. 20:37 Speaker 1 Not like you're going to kiss her again. 20:38 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. 20:40 Speaker 1 If Megan told me she wanted to go to the funeral of a guy she kissed, 20:44 Speaker 1 I'm laughing her face, but you're not spending our money to go to a funeral for a dude that you kissed. 20:50 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, and uh, what oh, yeah, I wonder how that goes like I've heard that, you know, sometimes someone 20:57 Speaker 1 uh, you know, someone previous relationship, maybe like back in the day or whatnot and then they die and then do you go to the funeral? 21:04 Speaker 1 Are you saying like what I go to one of my ex-wives funeral? 21:08 Speaker 1 Uh, baby, wait, y'all did not end on good terms. 21:11 Speaker 1 There's something else that maybe a date or something. 21:14 Speaker 1 You ended on good terms and you just like, 21:15 Speaker 1 oh, Shannon died. 21:16 Speaker 1 Let me go to her funeral. 21:19 Speaker 1 I mean, thank you. 21:20 Speaker 1 Um, that one didn't end well. 21:24 Speaker 1 Check that. 21:25 Speaker 1 I got nine options here in case. 21:27 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think is there was, 21:33 Speaker 1 remember the girl that I told you that I proposed to 21:36 Speaker 1 when I was like 16 or 17? 21:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, you didn't have a ring or you did. 21:41 Speaker 1 the real cheap one and then get a ring for her. I got her, it was an emerald. Okay. Whatever. 21:49 Speaker 1 I would go to her funeral and because, you know, we had, we're pretty good terms and she got 21:53 Speaker 1 married and she has two kids and she's, she's old now and her kids are old too. So I would go 21:57 Speaker 1 to her funeral. I think she'd be anything after I was 17. I'm not really on good terms with 22:04 Speaker 1 any of the girls I did. 22:07 Speaker 1 Just got like, let's see just see them die of us. Yes, I'll live that one. 22:11 Speaker 1 All right, I'll do. I saw my first ex wife on Facebook. So she got married again. 22:16 Speaker 1 So she changed her name. And I'm not friends with her. So it says like, 22:20 Speaker 1 people like recommendations, right? Like people you may know, right? And I see this chick. 22:25 Speaker 1 And I'm like, and I'm looking at her. I'm going, yeah, dang, that chick looks like an old 22:30 Speaker 1 bro, I don't know, her name. 22:33 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna say her name. 22:36 Speaker 1 And that's why click on it. 22:37 Speaker 1 Sure enough, it is her. 22:39 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, I am the king of dodging bullets. 22:43 Speaker 1 Like I get with these girls when they're smoke shows 22:46 Speaker 1 and then I'm a curse. 22:48 Speaker 1 Within 10 years, if you leaving me, 22:50 Speaker 1 you're gonna be disgusting. 22:52 Speaker 1 Now, is that the one that you sent the letter, 22:54 Speaker 1 your parents telling them you found this other girl, 22:56 Speaker 1 you're gonna start banging or whatnot 22:58 Speaker 1 and she sat down and watched the video with them? 23:00 Speaker 1 Okay, so the girl, she was this one, 23:03 Speaker 1 the one I just told you about that I see on Facebook. 23:05 Speaker 1 She's the one that I wrote the letter about, okay? 23:09 Speaker 1 The girl that was there with my parents, 23:11 Speaker 1 when my parents opened it and watched the video, 23:15 Speaker 1 she, I don't even know how to say this 23:17 Speaker 1 without you thinking I'm a liar. 23:20 Speaker 1 Since she's been missing since 2004. 23:24 Speaker 1 Oh my God, is that when you, 23:25 Speaker 1 when you did that after you saw that video, 23:27 Speaker 1 she just went missing? 23:28 Speaker 1 I did it in 1998. 23:30 Speaker 1 Oh, and she stayed with me. 23:35 Speaker 1 She moved to California to be with me. 23:38 Speaker 1 We ended up living together in California until about, 23:42 Speaker 1 when did I get married? 23:44 Speaker 1 Not a bit in her? 23:45 Speaker 1 No, that had been 99. 23:48 Speaker 1 So we lived together for like six months. 23:50 Speaker 1 And then, don't get me wrong. 23:53 Speaker 1 Our place was disgusting. 23:54 Speaker 1 I mean, our place was disgusting. 23:56 Speaker 1 I was like, you know, I'm getting married, you know, like two weeks. 23:59 Speaker 1 Not here though, someone else, you gotta get out. 24:01 Speaker 1 That's, that's, when she moved out is when I called that same girl and had her come in. 24:08 Speaker 1 She, that girl was it, that girl was in California within probably three months. 24:13 Speaker 1 And she just took over. 24:15 Speaker 1 Like it was crazy. 24:16 Speaker 1 They're gonna, they're gonna like into you like fucking Patrick Clancy. 24:18 Speaker 1 Like yeah, it's something to do with this shit. 24:19 Speaker 1 You didn't have made this woman go missing after four or five years and then. 24:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, someone else. 24:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm telling you. 24:24 Speaker 1 And I want to, I want to see what happened to her and I want to look into 24:26 Speaker 1 it, but I'm just like, man, you know, Megan would honestly think obviously Mege would think that 24:31 Speaker 1 like there was like some type of other type of reason that I won't look into it. I'm just worried 24:36 Speaker 1 about her. Did I've heard about this chicken 26 years or 24 years or whatever? It's been forever. 24:41 Speaker 1 And she was a sweet gal. I heard she married a dentist and then I heard that there was something 24:46 Speaker 1 that like sketchy that went down and then she had to go on the run. It was really, really crazy, 24:51 Speaker 1 dude. It was really nice. She had to like, they had to like hide her because I guess I don't know. 24:55 Speaker 1 I don't know that it's a great story. 24:57 Speaker 1 I just can't get it because my wife will be very curious 25:00 Speaker 1 as to why I'm so, you know what I'm, 25:02 Speaker 1 I should give all the information to you. 25:04 Speaker 1 I thought, just let me look it up. 25:05 Speaker 1 I'll find her and I'll call her and we'll just 25:07 Speaker 1 want to say anything. 25:08 Speaker 1 You ain't gonna find her. 25:10 Speaker 1 I promise you, right? 25:12 Speaker 1 But I'll give you the info. 25:13 Speaker 1 I mean, she's, yeah, sweet gal. 25:15 Speaker 1 But you know what? 25:16 Speaker 1 Now that we're not together, 25:17 Speaker 1 she probably took a turn for the worst, you know? 25:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:21 Speaker 1 She'll send you a letter to her funeral. 25:22 Speaker 1 I am dead next week. 25:25 Speaker 1 Look, the head you come. 25:26 Speaker 1 I'm so glad you guys found me. 25:27 Speaker 1 I'm stage four. 25:28 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 25:29 Speaker 1 Oh, shit. 25:30 Speaker 1 I got a family. 25:31 Speaker 1 I can't let her know. 25:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:35 Speaker 1 So yeah, wedding time, that'd be fun. 25:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:38 Speaker 1 I don't even know how we got on Chuck's X, Y, was again. 25:40 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 25:40 Speaker 1 If you were to go to their funeral or something like that. 25:42 Speaker 1 And then now we don't know if that one's dead or not. 25:44 Speaker 1 I'm guessing you wouldn't go. 25:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:45 Speaker 1 Asian one now, probably not Korean. 25:47 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 25:48 Speaker 1 No. 25:48 Speaker 1 God, no. 25:50 Speaker 1 Dude, you kidding me? 25:51 Speaker 1 The only one I was thinking about is the rich chick 25:53 Speaker 1 that worked for Adobe. 25:55 Speaker 1 I was thinking about her. 25:56 Speaker 1 because I did hurt dirty, because remember I was dating her when I met Megan. 26:00 Speaker 1 And then after I met Megan, I called her and said, Hey, I want to break up. 26:04 Speaker 1 And that's like right after she had just taken me on a trip all over the world. 26:07 Speaker 1 She took them to the world tour. 26:08 Speaker 1 And she paid for everything first class. 26:11 Speaker 1 I had been back for about 30 days and I called her and I was like, Hey, I want to break up. 26:14 Speaker 1 And she's like, why? 26:15 Speaker 1 And I don't want to be like, Oh, cause I met this smoking hot 22 year old. 26:19 Speaker 1 It's like, I found this college chicken of baseball game. 26:21 Speaker 1 I'm fucking hurt out. 26:24 Speaker 1 So. 26:26 Speaker 1 So I just was like yeah, I just this is getting too serious for me and I just you know 26:31 Speaker 1 I don't like the distance and she's like we talking about she lived in San Diego. I lived in DC 26:36 Speaker 1 She goes I see you every week. She's like I can fly. She's like, do I need to move to DC? 26:41 Speaker 1 Can we make this work if I move to DC? I'm like, I don't think that's gonna make it any better 26:46 Speaker 1 Not probably make it worse. How are you with three songs about that? 26:51 Speaker 1 So what did I did I did do her dirty? 26:53 Speaker 1 Did Megan know you were dating someone when you got with her the night I met her yeah, yeah 26:59 Speaker 1 No, I'm gonna tell her do you ever tell her yes, of course 27:03 Speaker 1 I took good after I met her I was like I'm never gonna see this chick again like this is this is a one-time 27:09 Speaker 1 You know we just were at the baseball game together 27:11 Speaker 1 We exchange numbers. I'm gonna see this chick and then when I when I got my phone back after I broke it that night 27:17 Speaker 1 She called me and she's like hey, let's go out and then I'm going okay 27:20 Speaker 1 And I'm trying to justify it because my the girl I'm scenes in San Diego 27:24 Speaker 1 And I'm going oh, I don't know. I don't know. So I said, you know what I can go out with this girl as friends 27:29 Speaker 1 Right and then and then we'll make we'll see where it goes 27:32 Speaker 1 Well, of course at the end of that date we kissed and so I felt bad dude 27:36 Speaker 1 So I come back and that's when I had the talk with the girl out in San Diego 27:39 Speaker 1 And then so Megan comes over like I don't know like three weeks later four weeks later 27:43 Speaker 1 And this is like the first night she's gonna spend the night 27:45 Speaker 1 Well, you know, she stays next thing. You know, she's staying every night she comes over 27:49 Speaker 1 where she stays. 27:50 Speaker 1 Well, I can't remember what I was doing, 27:52 Speaker 1 but I was somewhere and I told her, 27:54 Speaker 1 I said, hey, get on my laptop. 27:56 Speaker 1 I need you to get this document and send it to me, right? 27:59 Speaker 1 And my email. 28:01 Speaker 1 So Megan to this day says that she got onto my email 28:05 Speaker 1 and it just popped up, right? 28:08 Speaker 1 This email just popped up from my ex, okay? 28:11 Speaker 1 This email was sent like six months earlier, 28:14 Speaker 1 but it was a very graphic photo 28:18 Speaker 1 of very graphic, right? 28:20 Speaker 1 So Megan didn't tell me until we were engaged. 28:27 Speaker 1 And we were engaged because I have a confession to make. 28:30 Speaker 1 And I said what? 28:31 Speaker 1 And she's like, I saw your ex completely naked. 28:34 Speaker 1 I looked at all the porn on your computer. 28:36 Speaker 1 And I, but she, but, oh man, freaking camera. 28:41 Speaker 1 Crazy. 28:42 Speaker 1 But she definitely, that was so, yeah. 28:44 Speaker 1 So she, so she knows exactly who my ex was in San Diego, more than anyone. 28:48 Speaker 1 It's good. Oh nice. Yeah. Well, I say if you're in two different times zones, that's another one. I have to check 28:53 Speaker 1 Not matter if you're engaged in cheat or if you're in two different times zones. It does not count 28:58 Speaker 1 Didn't cheat. I I mean it's cheat. I don't know. I guess it's cheating now that I like a lot 29:03 Speaker 1 I didn't cheat a lot. I cheated. It's not really 29:07 Speaker 1 I'm talking about kissing dude if I kiss a girl and I'm with another girl 29:11 Speaker 1 I break up with that girl because I kissed this girl and I'm moving on 29:15 Speaker 1 So it's not like I kissed vote. It's not like I kissed Megan and then I kissed the other girl. Oh 29:20 Speaker 1 You would have though if you went back to San Diego for no 29:26 Speaker 1 No, I wouldn't somewhere along the line here. There was a secret flight back to San Diego during the time line 29:37 Speaker 1 I assure you 29:39 Speaker 1 I did not go about once I broke, but that's why that's why I'm saying if she died 29:42 Speaker 1 If the San Diego chick died I would consider going to her funeral because I did see on social media 29:48 Speaker 1 She got married to a nice young man. They have a child. She's doing great. So it's like 29:54 Speaker 1 me breaking up with her 29:56 Speaker 1 Set her on the path to where she needed to be and and honestly 30:02 Speaker 1 Not saying that but honestly it all worked out 30:06 Speaker 1 Honestly, honestly, I don't fuck that now. 30:09 Speaker 1 I'm just kidding. 30:10 Speaker 1 No. 30:12 Speaker 1 And I'm not talking, I'm not talking about San Diego girl. 30:13 Speaker 1 So San Diego girl ever watches this episode. 30:15 Speaker 1 I just want you to know this is not about you. 30:17 Speaker 1 This is about another girl. 30:18 Speaker 1 But I saw this girl on social media that I used to date 30:21 Speaker 1 and she had kids and dude, they were so... 30:24 Speaker 1 And I don't say this, I'm not being mean. 30:26 Speaker 1 I'm just glad they weren't my kids. 30:28 Speaker 1 That's all I'm gonna say. 30:28 Speaker 1 Oh, they're all fucked up or something? 30:30 Speaker 1 I mean, just like what? 30:32 Speaker 1 Oh, damn, that sucks. 30:33 Speaker 1 And that's a big deal. 30:34 Speaker 1 Like, would you get with a girl you want a girl 30:36 Speaker 1 that's gonna have good looking kids? 30:37 Speaker 1 Cause you know that you don't get a lot. 30:39 Speaker 1 It's from legacy, yeah. 30:40 Speaker 1 You know, you don't want 200 years from now 30:44 Speaker 1 so we'd be like, damn, Brandon Thrachers, 30:47 Speaker 1 jeans were disgusting. 30:50 Speaker 1 I, so we're a long, long, 30:51 Speaker 1 the Thrachers you're gene got fucked. 30:53 Speaker 1 What the fuck happened here? 30:54 Speaker 1 And then they see your picture, they see your kid 30:56 Speaker 1 doing, there it is. 30:57 Speaker 1 There's the spot. 30:59 Speaker 1 Got a bit. 31:00 Speaker 1 So, all right, we got the channel. 31:02 Speaker 1 We got Trish Woodo. 31:03 Speaker 1 We got Tara Woodo. 31:04 Speaker 1 She said hello, Jose, and I have no, 31:06 Speaker 1 I don't even see Jose in here. 31:07 Speaker 1 We got James Brown. 31:09 Speaker 1 How you doing, man? 31:09 Speaker 1 We appreciate it the first time here. 31:12 Speaker 1 Watching on the lab stream. 31:14 Speaker 1 Oh, we got here. 31:15 Speaker 1 We got God. 31:16 Speaker 1 God's Time Mark, D9C. 31:18 Speaker 1 Oh, hell yeah, man. 31:19 Speaker 1 Glad y'all are coming over here. 31:20 Speaker 1 We really appreciate it. 31:21 Speaker 1 Wait, wait, God's Time. 31:22 Speaker 1 God's Time Mark. 31:23 Speaker 1 Dude, in the picture, and God's Time, 31:26 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, I'm any glasses, 31:28 Speaker 1 but I think we have black, 31:30 Speaker 1 I think we have black fans. 31:31 Speaker 1 Uh, hell, are you saying that's like a prison yard or what? 31:35 Speaker 1 No, I think it's a, I think it's a group of young black men, which is great. 31:40 Speaker 1 We're trying to grow the demographic. 31:41 Speaker 1 So I mean, with that, you'll love this show. 31:43 Speaker 1 It would love it. 31:44 Speaker 1 Really? 31:45 Speaker 1 To all races. 31:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, we do. 31:47 Speaker 1 No problem. 31:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:49 Speaker 1 I'm an ally of all ethnicities and L.B.G.T. 31:53 Speaker 1 I about say he chucked groups, the gays and the blacks together. 31:56 Speaker 1 So I think I think I think I think I think check for that if you're not gay. 31:59 Speaker 1 But we appreciate everybody coming in and we get some 32:01 Speaker 1 new people. 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I think they were running a little behind. 34:01 Speaker 1 They really have a whole lot to say. Just wanted to get out there and go celebrate with his team. 34:05 Speaker 1 Art replies, oh, just see that AI video Steve's archision backhanded Holly Rowe. That's funny. 34:10 Speaker 1 That's funny. What you was, it was absolutely hilarious. Obviously, she didn't get actually smacked in the 34:15 Speaker 1 fucking face. So, you know, I don't know why we're so upset about this. If anything, it was more of a 34:20 Speaker 1 stab at Steve's archision, uh, Archie Manning's making more fun of Steve's archision for just like 34:25 Speaker 1 running off and not even talking about it. 34:26 Speaker 1 Like, every model just backhanded, 34:28 Speaker 1 uh, Holly Rowan the mouth. 34:30 Speaker 1 But I don't, there weren't any malice here. 34:31 Speaker 1 There wasn't any problem. 34:33 Speaker 1 It's a college kid laughing at a video. 34:35 Speaker 1 You know, a lot of people found that video funny. 34:38 Speaker 1 And the biggest problem with me is I think Holly 34:39 Speaker 1 Rowan came out and said something like, 34:41 Speaker 1 why y'all beat him up over this? 34:42 Speaker 1 Like, he doesn't have to apologize. 34:44 Speaker 1 I don't know if she said anything about this. 34:45 Speaker 1 Or maybe she was upset about it that the video was circulate. 34:48 Speaker 1 But obviously she was upset that 34:49 Speaker 1 Sarkeesian did not give her the time of day 34:51 Speaker 1 to do an interview post game. 34:53 Speaker 1 But I think I think we're blowing this out of proportion more than it needs to be. 34:57 Speaker 1 Um, well, have you ever watched Holly row? 35:00 Speaker 1 Yes. 35:02 Speaker 1 I mean, besides, she's terrible. 35:04 Speaker 1 She's absolutely terrible. 35:05 Speaker 1 She was nothing about the game. 35:06 Speaker 1 I don't think it's her fault. 35:07 Speaker 1 I mean, she's getting fed lines the whole time. 35:09 Speaker 1 Well, that's what I'm saying though. 35:10 Speaker 1 I'm none of these guys want to talk to her. 35:12 Speaker 1 I mean, none of them want to because they know that she's just there 35:15 Speaker 1 because she has to be. 35:16 Speaker 1 She's there because they're trying to, you know, check a box, whatever. 35:19 Speaker 1 So him, while, sorry, he's in running away. 35:21 Speaker 1 do whatever, right? That's not a big deal. But with Manning, and this is a problem with 35:26 Speaker 1 all these guys, especially young guys, not even young guys. Me, I mean, we've been doing 35:29 Speaker 1 the show for 400 episodes, and I still get in trouble for crap. I say that 20 years ago, 35:36 Speaker 1 nobody would have batted an eye at it. Nobody would even have said anything. But you 35:39 Speaker 1 can't even make a comment now without offending somebody. And I'm sure there was some 35:43 Speaker 1 chick that hurt arch Manning and say, oh, yeah, that was funny that he bet, you know, 35:48 Speaker 1 and the AI video he back in her. 35:50 Speaker 1 Oh my God, domestic abuse is not funny. 35:52 Speaker 1 I'm a victim of domestic abuse. 35:54 Speaker 1 I can't believe you make it funny 35:56 Speaker 1 and you'd make it comedic. 35:58 Speaker 1 Shut up, dude. 35:59 Speaker 1 It's a joke, it's funny. 36:00 Speaker 1 It is what it is. 36:02 Speaker 1 I watched a video today of Donald Trump 36:04 Speaker 1 eating at the White House press conference, 36:08 Speaker 1 but they made him weigh like 300 pounds more. 36:10 Speaker 1 And then at the end of him eating his food, 36:12 Speaker 1 he's like, what do you say, the Austin Powers thing? 36:16 Speaker 1 I'm the fat. 36:18 Speaker 1 I'm sad cause I'm fat. 36:20 Speaker 1 I'm flat cause I'm sad or you know, whatever. 36:23 Speaker 1 So, but I mean, that's, it's just, it's AI. 36:25 Speaker 1 It's funny. 36:26 Speaker 1 These videos are on our, all of our screens. 36:29 Speaker 1 It's gets to the point where they want these, 36:31 Speaker 1 these players to open up to them. 36:33 Speaker 1 And when a player says something is harmless 36:35 Speaker 1 at what Arch Manning said, he has to apologize for it. 36:38 Speaker 1 So if I were these guys, I wouldn't talk to anybody 36:41 Speaker 1 in the media. 36:42 Speaker 1 I'd be like, yes sir, yes sir. 36:43 Speaker 1 Thank you. 36:44 Speaker 1 You do the March on Lent, but I'm just here 36:46 Speaker 1 I don't get fine. 36:46 Speaker 1 Exactly. 36:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's crazy that like if a male reporter 36:51 Speaker 1 would have got backhanded in that video, 36:52 Speaker 1 like it was a male reporter asking him like, 36:54 Speaker 1 what's that guy? 36:56 Speaker 1 Not arch. 36:57 Speaker 1 He's the SEC correspondent guy. 36:59 Speaker 1 I can't remember his fucking name at the moment. 37:00 Speaker 1 But imagine like him, he gets he's like interviewing somebody 37:03 Speaker 1 and they have a I have it if him gets smacked. 37:05 Speaker 1 There wouldn't be any fucking uproar. 37:06 Speaker 1 And then I got him in. 37:07 Speaker 1 Oh, that's middle men violence is fucking great. 37:09 Speaker 1 But you go back to 20 years ago, 37:11 Speaker 1 say you go back to someone in the year 2006 37:14 Speaker 1 And you asked them, which one of these three things 37:16 Speaker 1 would be acceptable in society? 37:19 Speaker 1 A football player laughing at a fake video online, 37:23 Speaker 1 a hot chick promoting gambling, 37:25 Speaker 1 and being just a hot chick in general, 37:28 Speaker 1 or see a woman strangling her three kids to death. 37:31 Speaker 1 Which one do you think is acceptable 37:33 Speaker 1 20 years from now, good sir? 37:34 Speaker 1 They're like, well, it's gotta be the first two. 37:36 Speaker 1 No way people can accept someone 37:38 Speaker 1 murdering their fucking children, but eat me wrong, man. 37:40 Speaker 1 The answer is actually C. 37:42 Speaker 1 I'm the most, that's the craziest fucking thing going on here. 37:44 Speaker 1 You want to talk about violence towards women. 37:46 Speaker 1 And then you're praising a woman over here 37:48 Speaker 1 for killing her three kids, which is absolutely insane. 37:50 Speaker 1 And then on the same hand, 37:52 Speaker 1 you're bashing a woman for being hot 37:53 Speaker 1 and promoting sports and gambling. 37:55 Speaker 1 It makes no fucking sense to me. 37:57 Speaker 1 That's just so fucking confusing. 37:58 Speaker 1 They've lost all credibility. 38:00 Speaker 1 Well, and that's the sad part is that 38:01 Speaker 1 with the city, city, Sweeney situation 38:04 Speaker 1 you're talking about promoting sports and gambling, 38:07 Speaker 1 she's not even promoting sports and gambling. 38:08 Speaker 1 She is part owner of that company. 38:10 Speaker 1 she is promoting her own business using her assets to do so. 38:15 Speaker 1 So it's like, how can these women give her a hard time 38:18 Speaker 1 being, and I'm not using this lightly, 38:22 Speaker 1 a business owner that's out here going, 38:24 Speaker 1 hey, I want to succeed. 38:25 Speaker 1 I have a name, I have an appearance that people enjoy, 38:29 Speaker 1 and I'm going to use it to push my product. 38:32 Speaker 1 It's in the winner, like I can't believe she's doing that. 38:35 Speaker 1 Okay, do you want to vote? 38:36 Speaker 1 I mean, do you want to drive? 38:38 Speaker 1 Because what's next? 38:39 Speaker 1 I mean, what are we going to argue about? 38:41 Speaker 1 You know, like I can't believe that they let, you know, 38:43 Speaker 1 that lady drive, they should take away all the women's drivers. 38:46 Speaker 1 Like, because I guarantee you Sydney Sweeney was 280 pounds 38:50 Speaker 1 and she was doing that long. 38:51 Speaker 1 They would love her. 38:53 Speaker 1 They would push her on all of us and say, 38:55 Speaker 1 look how beautiful she is. 38:57 Speaker 1 Have you watched the Victoria's Secret runway show 39:00 Speaker 1 since they started doing plus size? 39:02 Speaker 1 Oh, God, no. 39:03 Speaker 1 I mean, like I said, the last one I watched, 39:05 Speaker 1 I think it had like Selena Smith in it. 39:06 Speaker 1 She was the one that had all the, like the black tape going 39:09 Speaker 1 all over the place. You had like maybe like one and a half percent of her body covered. 39:13 Speaker 1 That was the last one I watched. And then they start putting the fat chicks in there and 39:16 Speaker 1 the trans chicks in there. And it's like, what are we fucking doing? 39:19 Speaker 1 I watched it. I watched it Brandon. But it's really bad. What did that work? 39:23 Speaker 1 We're saying I've ever watched it. And this is the worst part. They don't put them in like 39:27 Speaker 1 a whole like section. Right? They don't, they don't tell you like, hey, the last 10 are 39:32 Speaker 1 going to be plus size and trans. Because we got a, oh no, we got to reinforce the stage 39:37 Speaker 1 for we sent out our last 10 contestants. We got these eye mates coming in. We got to have 39:41 Speaker 1 it welded up. We got to be about two hours. No, they don't tell you. So what they do is they'll 39:45 Speaker 1 send out like a 10 dude, like a smoking hot, like true Victoria's secret model. And then 39:51 Speaker 1 they'll send out another one. And you're just like, dang, man, these girls are really pretty, 39:54 Speaker 1 right? And they got their angel wings on and all that. And then all of a sudden the third 39:57 Speaker 1 one will come out, but it's a trans and you don't know it. And you're sitting there and you're 40:00 Speaker 1 like, oh, that one's hot, you know? And then you see it a little closer. You're like, oh my god. 40:05 Speaker 1 I just got a dick what the fuck you can't 40:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think it's just it's just mean to all men. Yeah, it's it's like I said 40:15 Speaker 1 I don't watch them 40:16 Speaker 1 It's just you just kind of lost the plot there like do do you know do a a fat only one 40:21 Speaker 1 You know we figured it out with with special Olympics like you realize you can't put special 40:25 Speaker 1 Ed people in the regular Olympics we figured that out we're like hey, let's just give them their own Olympics 40:29 Speaker 1 Why don't we do like a fat fashion show like it's like it's like WNBA like it's like it's like the Victoria's secret swim 40:35 Speaker 1 suit models. It's that's the NBA dude. That run that is that shows the NBA. They're bringing 40:40 Speaker 1 WNBA players in to walk the freaking carpet. You can't do that. Nobody wants to walk 40:46 Speaker 1 the WNBA. Like leave those girls out. Give them their own show. And you know what? It'll 40:52 Speaker 1 have the same viewing as the WNBA zero. Nobody's going to want to watch that except for 40:58 Speaker 1 the women that are like, oh my god, she's so brave. She's so brave. Dude, I'm as a guy 41:03 Speaker 1 I branded if I told you right now that I wanted you to go to a beach and put on a speedo would you do it? 41:10 Speaker 1 No, let's pay me over doing a funny video. Okay. Now what if you were jacked 41:16 Speaker 1 Jack dude. I'm talking ripped. Would you walk around with your shirt off a lot more? 41:21 Speaker 1 Um, maybe you know, it's a little cold down here, but you just have a shot 41:25 Speaker 1 I don't know if you'd like to know if you'd like to know if you'd like to know if I was jacked 41:28 Speaker 1 You couldn't get me to put a shirt on. I'd go shirt was church 41:30 Speaker 1 You know, if I was jacked, I would do, but once you get, you know, men are smart enough 41:35 Speaker 1 to realize when they're a little overweight, then they turn into either self-conscious 41:39 Speaker 1 and they're always covered because I know a buddy. 41:41 Speaker 1 I have a buddy right now that swims with a shirt on at my house. 41:44 Speaker 1 You know, not take his shirt off in my pool, right? 41:47 Speaker 1 Not going to say his name Justin, but I have a friend that does that. 41:50 Speaker 1 Now I have also friends that they get a little fat and they think they use it for comedic 41:55 Speaker 1 purposes, right? 41:56 Speaker 1 So they're like, oh, Chris, that's the way guys do that. 42:00 Speaker 1 do it, but there's never a fat guy that's like, this is the new in shape, man. This is 42:05 Speaker 1 what real guys look like. No, like shut up. That's why they that's why they invented the 42:10 Speaker 1 term dad bod, you know, because you got to be able to differentiate, you know, like the 42:13 Speaker 1 dad bod, but like that's just the normal average average guy, I would say has a dad bod 42:18 Speaker 1 for the most part, unless you're working out like fucking four days a week, like four 42:21 Speaker 1 hours a day. But anyway, so all right, like I said, I got one more story here and I know 42:26 Speaker 1 you said you got to get what the Chuck, so we're going to get this next story. We're 42:29 Speaker 1 on day four without here in michman will say a fucking word to the goddamn public. It's 42:34 Speaker 1 fucking bad. That's not true. That's not true. He said he word today. Oh, did he? Okay. 42:38 Speaker 1 Well, it must at the time I got to ask him to vote and he said no, and he was supposed 42:43 Speaker 1 to say I. Well, I saw that part. Yeah, but that's not to the public. That was him voting. 42:48 Speaker 1 He has not said a word to the public yet. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. 42:52 Speaker 1 These, these reporters are like sitting outside his like souped up handicap death band. So 42:58 Speaker 1 I was gonna turn into a earth's I guess it's hot in his car. 43:01 Speaker 1 It looks so bad. 43:02 Speaker 1 And the dude is he looks like Joe Biden did towards into the 43:05 Speaker 1 pregnancy where he just like doing those weird slow thumb ups 43:08 Speaker 1 and the weird half crooked smile and is trying to not fucking die. 43:12 Speaker 1 I mean, it blows my mind like I think if I think of a congressman 43:16 Speaker 1 or a senator cannot speak to the public, I don't know if they 43:19 Speaker 1 should really be in there voting on stuff. 43:22 Speaker 1 And like you said, the one we did see was him actually in the, 43:25 Speaker 1 uh... 43:26 Speaker 1 they're trying to vote on something you got someone over there tell them how to 43:29 Speaker 1 fucking vote again 43:30 Speaker 1 but you gotta do this 43:31 Speaker 1 you gotta do that 43:32 Speaker 1 and then you saw that he fucked it up 43:33 Speaker 1 uh... 43:35 Speaker 1 what the fuck is going on he's like a drunk pirate or something i don't know what's 43:39 Speaker 1 happening here 43:40 Speaker 1 that they said that uh... you know and this is just one of those we've we talked 43:43 Speaker 1 about 43:44 Speaker 1 in this country we've talked about having term limits forever 43:47 Speaker 1 because congressmen and senators do not have term limits that's why you have 43:50 Speaker 1 the Nancy Pelosi's 43:51 Speaker 1 the Mitch McConnell's it doesn't matter if you're right or left 43:54 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter what political party you're with, we can all agree those people should 44:00 Speaker 1 not be representing us when they are in a wheelchair, unresponsive, and they're being kept 44:06 Speaker 1 alive by a machine, right? 44:07 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just crazy that you, it wasn't just him. 44:10 Speaker 1 There's another, who's the other old lady that's in a wheelchair, a wheelchair in the 44:15 Speaker 1 Senate. 44:16 Speaker 1 Oh, you talking about the crazy fucking hair? 44:18 Speaker 1 Yes. 44:19 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know. 44:20 Speaker 1 She had the big glasses and the weird perfect, weird hair and everything. 44:22 Speaker 1 They had him and her like, wheeled up next to each other talking and they were like saying 44:28 Speaker 1 and somebody said, you know, like, oh my God, the sentence becoming hospice. 44:32 Speaker 1 They got to get rid of these people. 44:33 Speaker 1 You should have a minimum age to serve, which I don't think should be 30. 44:38 Speaker 1 I think I think you can serve as a senator or congressman at 25, 26 years old. 44:43 Speaker 1 What's more important though is a maximum age to serve. 44:46 Speaker 1 And you know what I put that at and you're not going to like it. 44:49 Speaker 1 Uh, probably 65. 44:50 Speaker 1 I was going to say 79. 44:53 Speaker 1 I think once you get my dad 79 and he was very excited the other day when he called 45:00 Speaker 1 me and he said, hey, I don't have Alzheimer's or dementia, but they said something's wrong. 45:04 Speaker 1 He was like, that's great, right? 45:07 Speaker 1 I don't have Alzheimer's or dementia, but they definitely said I have something and I'm like, 45:11 Speaker 1 that's great. 45:12 Speaker 1 Something is killing me, son. 45:13 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is, but at least it's not Alzheimer's or dementia. 45:16 Speaker 1 It's a mystery disease and they said they might find out. 45:18 Speaker 1 They might figure it out. 45:19 Speaker 1 No, that's who's serving our country. That's who's representing us. Yeah, so I think maybe like 65 70 at the max 45:26 Speaker 1 That way you got you know, you can have a good habit from like 30 to 70 maybe you got a good 40 year run if you want to do it 45:32 Speaker 1 But even then I think there needs to term. I don't think you should be fucking in Congress for fucking 40 years 45:36 Speaker 1 Can we appreciate we love you too down there? It just doesn't make any sense to me 45:39 Speaker 1 I'm like what why why why do we not just get these people out quicker? 45:42 Speaker 1 But I mean they could they could do it longer than a president 45:44 Speaker 1 I mean that's what you want to do give them 10 years to five five term five year term 45:48 Speaker 1 I mean, as long as you can't get rich doing it, you know, that's the problem is that all these people are getting rich 45:54 Speaker 1 Doing that job if you go into an office that you're supposed to be a civil servant and you have a hundred thousand dollars to your name 46:00 Speaker 1 And when you leave your worth 20 million 46:03 Speaker 1 How was there no investigation like I can't even imagine me? That's like a police officer joining the force and then by the end of year two 46:10 Speaker 1 He's a multi-millionaire 46:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're all like it's an everything in the bribery. 46:14 Speaker 1 What? 46:17 Speaker 1 Terrence at least he's not running for another term. 46:18 Speaker 1 He's not running for another month, probably, 46:20 Speaker 1 of life. 46:21 Speaker 1 The guy's saying if he's not already dead. 46:23 Speaker 1 I don't know. 46:24 Speaker 1 Are they trying to keep him alive to the midterms? 46:26 Speaker 1 Like keep him alive to November and then like 46:28 Speaker 1 in a no memory just dies. 46:30 Speaker 1 He allegedly said he wants to finish out his term. 46:33 Speaker 1 Is that total November, right? 46:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:37 Speaker 1 There's zero chance that happens. 46:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't see him last another two and a half months. 46:41 Speaker 1 But and could you imagine dying that way? 46:43 Speaker 1 Who wants to die working in a suit? 46:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, and a wheelchair too. 46:46 Speaker 1 And he probably shit yourself in the cameras, 46:48 Speaker 1 catch that and you're just like, oh man, 46:49 Speaker 1 he just dodged that dumb grin. 46:51 Speaker 1 And then you got fucking John Kennedy out there. 46:53 Speaker 1 He's like, I talked to him each the other day. 46:55 Speaker 1 He'd look great, sounded good. 46:56 Speaker 1 Like who did you talk to? 46:57 Speaker 1 Cause we're not saying the same fucking guy. 46:59 Speaker 1 John Kennedy. 47:00 Speaker 1 Yes, Senator Kennedy out of Louisiana. 47:02 Speaker 1 I think his name's John. 47:04 Speaker 1 It's definitely not. 47:06 Speaker 1 No, it's something, something Kennedy. 47:07 Speaker 1 I can't remember his name. 47:08 Speaker 1 But anyway, oh, but that's a what a. 47:10 Speaker 1 Alright, we're goin' to get in two. 47:12 Speaker 1 What? 47:12 Speaker 1 The chick. 47:15 Speaker 1 What the chick? 47:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, you wanna chuck me? 47:18 Speaker 1 Chuck me real hard. 47:19 Speaker 1 Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me. 47:21 Speaker 1 I'm full of Chuck. 47:23 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. 47:25 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 47:27 Speaker 1 What? 47:27 Speaker 1 The chick. 47:29 Speaker 1 The chick version. 47:30 Speaker 1 Before we get into this, that's when Levelyn know 47:32 Speaker 1 that I saw the latest polls and Vegas is now betting 47:36 Speaker 1 on the three front runners to be the democratic 47:40 Speaker 1 parties representative for president. Do you want to know who they are? The three front 47:43 Speaker 1 runners? Uh, while I saw Newsom's dumbass that he wasn't going to run if Kamala wanted 47:48 Speaker 1 to run, which makes the fuck sense to make to their both from California. Um, Gavin's number 47:52 Speaker 1 one who's number two. Uh, AOC AOC is number two. Who is number three? Kamala. Nope. Uh, 48:02 Speaker 1 if it'd not be like Tim Walts, the Tim Walts, it's our boy. He's here in Georgia. John 48:09 Speaker 1 off. John, off his, 48:11 Speaker 1 Oh, those are the top three right now to put money on in Vegas. So those are the best 48:16 Speaker 1 three that the Democrats got right now. Really? When was the last time they chose the best? 48:20 Speaker 1 When was the last time we chose when was the last time any political party chose the 48:23 Speaker 1 best? They choose the one that's going to get the most votes. 48:26 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. But also like, I mean, you look at Atlanta, Atlanta, shit. And then you look 48:32 Speaker 1 at California, whole fuck countries fall apart. So why the fuck would you pick those? Why 48:36 Speaker 1 don't you pick a Democrat this in a city that's actually doing good? 48:38 Speaker 1 And AOC and AOC's in New York. 48:41 Speaker 1 So, I mean, come on. 48:44 Speaker 1 None of these things were working out. 48:45 Speaker 1 I thought she was California, but I guess not. 48:47 Speaker 1 Now, she's a bartender before she was, 48:50 Speaker 1 whatever she is. 48:51 Speaker 1 I don't know what she does. 48:52 Speaker 1 She just fucking blabs up there 48:53 Speaker 1 and says a bunch of crazy shit. 48:55 Speaker 1 She was hot. 48:55 Speaker 1 She was like, she was like, 48:56 Speaker 1 you choose really hot bartender. 48:58 Speaker 1 You were like, oh, take your clothes off. 48:59 Speaker 1 Let's see your tents. 49:02 Speaker 1 Show us your tents. 49:02 Speaker 1 Oh, vote for you. 49:05 Speaker 1 That's honestly, if she wanted to get elected, 49:07 Speaker 1 She probably needs to release a sex tape. 49:08 Speaker 1 I would say that will get you elected. 49:10 Speaker 1 If she gets nominated, she'll be like, 49:11 Speaker 1 I'm gonna release an only fans. 49:12 Speaker 1 But we don't trust you, 49:13 Speaker 1 you gotta at least show us a nip first. 49:15 Speaker 1 And then we'll vote for you. 49:17 Speaker 1 Would you vote Democratic that happened? 49:20 Speaker 1 I don't know, I probably lied to her and say, 49:22 Speaker 1 I would vote for her to see her naked. 49:23 Speaker 1 And I'd be like, 49:24 Speaker 1 nah, I'm just kidding. 49:25 Speaker 1 Can't do that to this country. 49:28 Speaker 1 All right, let me get into this. 49:29 Speaker 1 So I have a series of questions here for you, Brandon. 49:32 Speaker 1 They are questions that I've never asked. 49:34 Speaker 1 And I think everybody's just wondering. 49:36 Speaker 1 So this is, this one's interesting because, you know, 49:39 Speaker 1 the goat had me thinking today and I thought, 49:43 Speaker 1 the goat's brain would say, the goat. 49:44 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. 49:46 Speaker 1 So if you could ride any animal bear back 49:51 Speaker 1 and it wasn't gonna attack you 49:53 Speaker 1 and it would let you ride it. 49:56 Speaker 1 What animal would you ride? 49:57 Speaker 1 Oh, I always wanted to ride an elephant. 49:59 Speaker 1 I know they get really upset if you do it wrong. 50:01 Speaker 1 You know, yeah, let them know you're nice. 50:03 Speaker 1 If you give him a bad ride, they're gonna remember you for the rest of the life and then probably kill you 50:10 Speaker 1 The only other option I could think of 50:13 Speaker 1 We'd have to be like trying to leave a bird I could ride like a tear attack 50:18 Speaker 1 I think they really have those 50:20 Speaker 1 Oh, it'd be cool to have 50:23 Speaker 1 I don't know. I was saying like rolly pulleys 50:25 Speaker 1 They just team up in front of your feet and you're just like super running 50:28 Speaker 1 You know like you know like sidewalk to the airport when you're running on it like super speed that'd be cool 50:33 Speaker 1 But I'm gonna go with elephant. 50:36 Speaker 1 Elephant. So okay. Yeah, I mean I was I was originally on 50:42 Speaker 1 Cheetah because you know cheetahs the fastest isn't cheetah the still the fastest cat isn't that the fastest one? 50:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna be that fast with a full grown man on his back 50:51 Speaker 1 Well, what I was worried about is I don't know how I'm gonna hold on 50:54 Speaker 1 You know like because you're low to the ground and you're gonna get attacked by something 50:59 Speaker 1 Why would I get attacked I'm on a cheetah? 51:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, another cheat of mine attack you because if you're riding a cheetah, all the other 51:05 Speaker 1 cheetahs are going to be faster than that one. 51:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, but that cheetah is going to protect me, remember the one you're on protects you. 51:11 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know. 51:12 Speaker 1 You got to get offered to protect you and then it might start losing and just run away. 51:16 Speaker 1 All right. 51:16 Speaker 1 What's a slow cat? 51:18 Speaker 1 What's the slowest cat? 51:18 Speaker 1 Is the panther of the slowest one? 51:20 Speaker 1 I would guess like a house cat. 51:22 Speaker 1 No, I'm not riding a house cat, dude. 51:24 Speaker 1 I'm riding a panther because they climb trees and stuff. 51:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, that were like a dad lion. 51:29 Speaker 1 all right that would be a line when they have and they have big mains that I could hold on to that's one of the 51:35 Speaker 1 afraid of is how I'm not gonna I don't fall off yeah they're not as fast I don't think so but they are 51:39 Speaker 1 they're came so you'll be okay be good to go okay all right I'm gonna do a dad line okay next if you had 51:46 Speaker 1 to get rid of one part of your anatomy and it had to be surgically replaced with AI like like 51:56 Speaker 1 like a machine. 51:58 Speaker 1 What part of your anatomy would you trust a computer to put inside your body or even 52:02 Speaker 1 on the outside? 52:03 Speaker 1 Whatever you want. 52:04 Speaker 1 But one part of your body has to be bionic. 52:07 Speaker 1 What would it be? 52:08 Speaker 1 Oh, at first I was thinking like a bionic belly button, but I don't know how that would 52:14 Speaker 1 help me a whole lot. 52:15 Speaker 1 I think it's more like a iron man. 52:17 Speaker 1 It's kind of, it's got to be part of your, like it's got to be like, you know, all of 52:22 Speaker 1 your fingers or eyeballs or even liver, whatever you want. 52:29 Speaker 1 So the only reason I'm going with this, 52:30 Speaker 1 there's got to be some caveats to it. 52:32 Speaker 1 Though I've got to be able to turn it up and down, 52:34 Speaker 1 it's smell. 52:35 Speaker 1 I think that'd be good. 52:36 Speaker 1 You could smell shit. 52:38 Speaker 1 Are you understanding the question? 52:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, buy out of those. 52:41 Speaker 1 I'm not, you know, dumb you would look with a metal nose. 52:48 Speaker 1 I mean, we probably put a skin over, right? 52:49 Speaker 1 Like Terminator? 52:50 Speaker 1 Okay, fine. Go ahead. 52:52 Speaker 1 You gotta be able to turn the smell up and down 52:54 Speaker 1 or you're gonna have the same problem with Wolverine 52:56 Speaker 1 and you gotta fucking smoke us a garl the damn time. 52:58 Speaker 1 So your brain's not going crazy with all the smells. 53:00 Speaker 1 That's why it's always smoking a cigar 53:01 Speaker 1 cause it masks it, it's right there in his nose 53:03 Speaker 1 cause if he's not, he's going fucking crazy. 53:05 Speaker 1 Smelling everything in the world. 53:07 Speaker 1 Is that true? 53:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. 53:09 Speaker 1 I mean, he's a fictional character, but 53:12 Speaker 1 it's a huge game. 53:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 53:13 Speaker 1 I'm actually, we gotta get him on and ask him. 53:16 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 53:17 Speaker 1 Did Marvel actually think of that? 53:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. So you're going with nose. Yeah, we got Vanessa going with knees. 53:25 Speaker 1 I think she just needs a knee replacement. 53:28 Speaker 1 It's fairly normal. 53:31 Speaker 1 I'm going to say, uh, my left eye. 53:35 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. So still got a real one. Yeah, I still want my real one, but I want one that, uh, 53:39 Speaker 1 because obviously I'd want it to be a different color like Max Scherzer, the pitcher. 53:44 Speaker 1 Like he's got the two different color dies. I think that looks pretty awesome, 53:46 Speaker 1 but I don't want this one black, that'd be cool. 53:49 Speaker 1 And then I wanted to be able to like, 53:52 Speaker 1 like extreme zoom, you know, take pictures, 53:56 Speaker 1 stuff like that. 53:57 Speaker 1 So I would want one bionic eye. 53:59 Speaker 1 That's what I would go with. 54:00 Speaker 1 Where do the pictures get saved to? 54:03 Speaker 1 With the cloud? 54:05 Speaker 1 Oh, I see, everyone just has access. 54:06 Speaker 1 What if your eyes don't crazy, 54:08 Speaker 1 like when you're having sex or something? 54:09 Speaker 1 They're gonna have to check it out. 54:10 Speaker 1 Just like a bunch of pictures, 54:12 Speaker 1 just a bunch of pictures of Megan's face like this. 54:14 Speaker 1 I'm on. 54:17 Speaker 1 The video turns on and all you hear is hurry up. 54:22 Speaker 1 Please hurry. 54:24 Speaker 1 Are you done yet? 54:25 Speaker 1 All right, next. 54:27 Speaker 1 I don't know why. 54:31 Speaker 1 I don't know why I came up with this one. 54:34 Speaker 1 What would be your favorite animals to watch make love if you had to watch them and only 54:40 Speaker 1 them for 30 days? 54:41 Speaker 1 You had to like literally sit in your house and just watch these animals make love which 54:48 Speaker 1 Horses are very aggressive and they got big weiners. I don't know what 54:53 Speaker 1 Gorillas would be the most 54:56 Speaker 1 Human-like you know only you 54:59 Speaker 1 Pretty sure a gorilla vagina looks just like a regular woman's vagina 55:04 Speaker 1 Does it I don't know. I've never looked it up. I don't really feel like looking it up right now either 55:08 Speaker 1 I prefer you look it up. I ain't looking it up. You can look it up in China. 55:12 Speaker 1 It's not. 55:13 Speaker 1 Corill of a China. That's not happening. 55:15 Speaker 1 Um, uh, I know a bowl would go. 55:19 Speaker 1 He can impregnate about 12 a day. 55:20 Speaker 1 There'd be a lot of bowl watching fucking, uh, Vanessa wants to watch a hippo. 55:24 Speaker 1 That's very aggressive and nasty too. 55:27 Speaker 1 That is kind of interesting though, because I think hippos do it underwater, right? 55:31 Speaker 1 I don't think so. No. I think that's like crocodiles. 55:34 Speaker 1 You know, I think hippos, but hippos live underwater. 55:36 Speaker 1 They don't live underwater. 55:38 Speaker 1 They live with their bodies underwater. 55:41 Speaker 1 Now they just go hunting in the water. 55:42 Speaker 1 They cool off out there. 55:43 Speaker 1 They don't live in the water forever. 55:45 Speaker 1 I think they do. 55:46 Speaker 1 I think hip-hop was bang underwater, dude. 55:48 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 55:49 Speaker 1 It seems like a very odd place to bang. 55:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, crocodile. 55:52 Speaker 1 Let's try to bite your cock off and shit. 55:54 Speaker 1 I will Google that. 55:56 Speaker 1 But I'm thinking, 56:01 Speaker 1 the quickest one would probably be rabbits 56:02 Speaker 1 and if they're all fuzzy 56:03 Speaker 1 and you don't really see a lot going on 56:05 Speaker 1 and they do it real fucking quick, don't they? 56:06 Speaker 1 Have you watched your rabbits have sex often? 56:08 Speaker 1 No, I told you if I let the boy get 56:10 Speaker 1 with the girl he would be bringing breaker back. 56:14 Speaker 1 Oh damn, yeah. 56:15 Speaker 1 So I guess, oh every weird. 56:16 Speaker 1 So like the first day the rabbit breaks the back 56:18 Speaker 1 then you're just watching the rabbit fuck a dead rabbit 56:20 Speaker 1 for 29 more days. 56:21 Speaker 1 It would be, it would be, yeah, kill it. 56:24 Speaker 1 Okay, so hippo's standar water for 16 hours a day. 56:29 Speaker 1 So now do that, do that mean they bang underwater? 56:31 Speaker 1 Do they do both? 56:33 Speaker 1 I don't know, I think they'd want to come out of the water 56:34 Speaker 1 and dry off for a minute, then have sex. 56:36 Speaker 1 I think it back in. 56:37 Speaker 1 Okay. 56:38 Speaker 1 It's so bad. 56:39 Speaker 1 Do hippos bang underwater? 56:43 Speaker 1 Yes. 56:46 Speaker 1 Hippos mate underwater. 56:48 Speaker 1 Mating almost always happens in the river or shallow lakes. 56:53 Speaker 1 The water helps support the massive weight of the male hippo on top of the female. 56:57 Speaker 1 I think the more buoyant it doesn't break or back. 57:00 Speaker 1 Maybe you start letting your habits have sex underwater. 57:04 Speaker 1 I'm not, why are you subsessed with my rabbits having sex? 57:07 Speaker 1 Well, I just think that'd be the easiest to watch. 57:09 Speaker 1 It's just like a fluffy and fuzzy and this over real quick. 57:12 Speaker 1 So that's what you're going with. 57:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, thanks for rabbit fucking. 57:15 Speaker 1 What are you watching? 57:16 Speaker 1 Oh, Blue Whale, dude. 57:17 Speaker 1 Blue whale all day. 57:18 Speaker 1 Um, so you're gonna ride in a boat following a Blue Whale around all day? 57:22 Speaker 1 No, no, no, you gotta watch videos and stuff. 57:25 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought we're gonna have the animals in front of us. 57:27 Speaker 1 You just wanna watch them on the pole. 57:28 Speaker 1 God, what is wrong with you? 57:30 Speaker 1 You would watch animals bang in real life. 57:32 Speaker 1 We said that they'd be in your house. So I thought they were gonna be in your house. 57:35 Speaker 1 I said you would be in your house watching them. Oh watching the videos. That's why the whole 57:40 Speaker 1 time I'm thinking like I don't want to fucking horse in my house fucking around. 57:45 Speaker 1 That's like hippos in my backyard. I thought that they ended up going to be there. He had a 57:49 Speaker 1 watchman person. I didn't know. No, no, no. No, no, no. The videos, well, the videos are good. 57:55 Speaker 1 They're well shot. National Geographic has some very good ones on blue whales mating. 57:58 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen a blue whale finish? 58:00 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah. It's just like... 58:02 Speaker 1 Oh, it's beautiful. 58:03 Speaker 1 It's cool. 58:06 Speaker 1 And they don't even have balls. 58:08 Speaker 1 I don't know how it happens. 58:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's got the long tube. It just stores up. 58:11 Speaker 1 And you've ever seen the tube? 58:14 Speaker 1 Oh, I've seen the whale cock before, yeah. 58:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's all crooked and weird looking. 58:18 Speaker 1 And it's like, it's like seven feet long. 58:22 Speaker 1 I'll tell you, dog sex smells disgusting. 58:24 Speaker 1 I think you've told me that. 58:26 Speaker 1 And at least three episodes. 58:27 Speaker 1 If Michael Germany was on right now, he could check how many times you've had said that comment. 58:33 Speaker 1 It's really, whenever happened to use a child, dude, it really messes you up. 58:37 Speaker 1 Now, let's have it like, fuck, two years ago, what do you talk about? 58:40 Speaker 1 I don't know. You just always talk about it. All right, last one. This one's tough, man. 58:45 Speaker 1 What do you really think about this? This is a hard question answer. 58:48 Speaker 1 Would you would you rather your mom live with you right now, but she could never wear 59:01 Speaker 1 clothing. 59:02 Speaker 1 Oh my God, for an entire month. 59:06 Speaker 1 Or you would be sterile for 40 years. 59:12 Speaker 1 Which one would you choose? 59:13 Speaker 1 sterile for 40 years. Um, uh, so that you put me at be 68. I'd be having kids at like Steve's age. Um, 59:24 Speaker 1 did I jack off now and save some? What? Oh my God. Dude, I thought you were going to say 59:28 Speaker 1 going to jack off my mom's here. Oh my God. I definitely know what I said. That was a 59:32 Speaker 1 good. 59:34 Speaker 1 You freak. 59:39 Speaker 1 Well, I didn't even close saying that. It's like, oh, you want to jack out with your mom too? 59:42 Speaker 1 Oh, no, sorry. 59:46 Speaker 1 Okay. 59:47 Speaker 1 Okay. So I think I live on my mom for a year 59:50 Speaker 1 and she's naked or 30 days. 59:51 Speaker 1 I think I would go sterile. 59:53 Speaker 1 I think I'm done. 59:56 Speaker 1 You have to choose either live with your mom, 59:58 Speaker 1 naked for 30 days, or your sterile for 40 years. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 I mean, did you get around your mom a little bit? 1:00:06 Speaker 1 You can make her like, I don't sleep in your bed, 1:00:08 Speaker 1 you'd sleep in that chair. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:00:10 Speaker 1 Like, I feel like you could work around her. 1:00:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I also feel like then if I'm a sterile 40 years, I wouldn't have to worry about getting anybody pregnant. 1:00:20 Speaker 1 And I would say a lot of abortions and plan B costs. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 And then when I'm 68, you know, just do what the like you have to just go find a hot chick and just pay her, you know, just have your have your kids. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 So you're going to be sterile for 40 years. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. I think that's the best route. What are you doing? 1:00:36 Speaker 1 I already have kids, man. I'm good. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 So you're going to, what you're going to let your mom sleep there naked? 1:00:41 Speaker 1 No, I'm already sterile. I'll just taste your own. Oh, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine 1:00:47 Speaker 1 But I wouldn't mind half kids at 68. I mean, that's not too bad. I got a minute 1:00:51 Speaker 1 What if I said your mom has to live there for 30 days. You're never allowed to have kids 1:00:57 Speaker 1 Um, and you have to adopt some oh 1:01:00 Speaker 1 God what a race right from a porn star 1:01:04 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, they're gonna say from Israel Michael. She's very low IQ'd. Oh 1:01:09 Speaker 1 God 1:01:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, just just let me never have kids then 1:01:14 Speaker 1 I don't want to some Molly and child or whatever the hell you're talking about 1:01:18 Speaker 1 You really know on the live with your mom naked, do you I mean do you do you really want it? 1:01:23 Speaker 1 No, but I'm not in your situation. I mean I got my whole life behind me, you know, yours is still in front of you 1:01:29 Speaker 1 My life pretty much over man. Okay 1:01:32 Speaker 1 I got nothing to love for I got mine done. I mean at this point. I'm on the back end of it, baby 1:01:37 Speaker 1 You're still in front. So that's what I just wanted. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 Hey, good for you. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 I'm glad that you stayed strong and you're giving up your entire future. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 Do not see your mom naked. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 Makes sense. How does that, how does that give them my future? 1:01:48 Speaker 1 You just said you will never have kids ever. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, but I think my future would be, you know, I've always talked about this. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, you want to be the guy that has it already. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 You want to be the guy with the family. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 Okay. Let me ask you a question. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 What's the one thing more than anything? 1:02:03 Speaker 1 Uh, probably a lot of money. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 Okay, you'll never have money unless your mom lives you for 30 days. Would you do it? Oh, God? 1:02:10 Speaker 1 I guess so. Yeah. Oh, God. You're just gross dude. I can't believe you 1:02:15 Speaker 1 But I just want me to be poor and have no kid for the rest of my life. I'm like no 1:02:18 Speaker 1 I just want to be funny you for choosing to live with your mom naked 1:02:23 Speaker 1 You're the one that wanted to jack off with him. So I thought that you're gonna say not me 1:02:27 Speaker 1 That's just what's in your head. Did you already think about that? 1:02:29 Speaker 1 I hope you think about I'm thinking I know I'm googling like all these different women that could be your mom like Carol 1:02:33 Speaker 1 treasure. Tanya thrasher. What's his mom's name? What is your mom's name? 1:02:39 Speaker 1 Oh, I was clearly not thrasher, but what's your mom's name? Michelle. Is that true? 1:02:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's our middle name actually. But all right. We appreciate it. But listen, 1:02:52 Speaker 1 we got a lot of new people in here on the podcast. So I think everyone for hopping 1:02:56 Speaker 1 on in, like you said, we'll be back on Sunday. We'll be getting videos uploaded and everything. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 And hopefully, like so we get a lot of videos uploaded. 1:03:03 Speaker 1 So we really appreciate we're almost caught up. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 And I thank God we've spent over 7,000 fucking gigabytes 1:03:10 Speaker 1 in the past two months across our network. 1:03:11 Speaker 1 I don't know how spectrum is not called. 1:03:13 Speaker 1 It's been like, what the fuck are y'all doing? 1:03:14 Speaker 1 But we're down today at things. 1:03:16 Speaker 1 And we appreciate you guys. 1:03:17 Speaker 1 I think we're getting on out of here 1:03:18 Speaker 1 and head into a weekend. 1:03:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, anybody's listening to this. 1:03:20 Speaker 1 It's Friday. 1:03:22 Speaker 1 Unless you're on the rumble right now. 1:03:23 Speaker 1 It's Friday. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 Make sure you guys are very safe this weekend. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 Don't drink and drive. 1:03:27 Speaker 1 Don't get into a fight. 1:03:28 Speaker 1 Do not go to massage parlor 1:03:30 Speaker 1 try to get a tuggy. A lot of you were thinking about it. I know you are. Every guy thinks 1:03:34 Speaker 1 about it when he's single. Don't do it. There's lots of things going on right now, lots 1:03:38 Speaker 1 of bus. And if you know any Mexican friends, there's also ice and Atlanta right now. And 1:03:43 Speaker 1 I'm pretty much all over. But just be careful. And if you need a lawyer, who do they call? 1:03:47 Speaker 1 Oh, by saying if you do go get a tuggy and get caught, be sure to call their Royal 1:03:50 Speaker 1 law for a Matt dog manual. Handel that boy at if you get arrested. Just give him a call. 1:03:54 Speaker 1 I will see you at that bet.