The New Mormon Religion EP-392 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-17
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Russian. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 1:00 Speaker 1 I would have been to do a Thursday 1:02 Speaker 1 on this day in history in 1787 39 delegates on the US Constitution and independence 1:07 Speaker 1 all in Philadelphia establishing the framework for the American government. We'll get that 1:11 Speaker 1 here in a minute with a few other ones. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It is at the daily 1:14 Speaker 1 dough show over this Charles Iron. How you doing on this day in history? It's also the day 1:19 Speaker 1 that Detroit Lions play the Buffalo Bills and I bet $100 on the Bills to ensure that I'm 1:27 Speaker 1 I'm a winner tonight. 1:28 Speaker 1 So that's what's happening today. 1:30 Speaker 1 Nice, yeah. 1:31 Speaker 1 So I saw this what was happening today. 1:34 Speaker 1 And I thought about it. 1:35 Speaker 1 So we gained independence in 1776. 1:38 Speaker 1 We didn't have a structure for a government until 1787. 1:41 Speaker 1 These guys just fuck off for 10 years. 1:43 Speaker 1 They're just, oh man, we won the world. 1:44 Speaker 1 Let's just chill out and just kind of have everybody 1:46 Speaker 1 do what they want. 1:47 Speaker 1 And then you think people started getting out of hand. 1:48 Speaker 1 They're like, maybe we should have a government. 1:50 Speaker 1 I mean, I would love to speak educating on this. 1:53 Speaker 1 But I'm going to say that we were under the bill of rights 1:56 Speaker 1 before the constitution. Isn't that correct? 1:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, but the what in the framework for government? Oh, they were right. 2:03 Speaker 1 That was just pretty much like, hey, this is what you can't he can't do with 2:06 Speaker 1 the living here on American soil, but the one that really like any 2:08 Speaker 1 government going on there. So I guess they were all just hanging out just doing 2:11 Speaker 1 whatever the fuck they want. I know they know. I think they pretty much had it. 2:15 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not like there was a lot of stuff to worry about back then. You know, 2:18 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, we just been completely, you know, at war with Britain. And then, 2:23 Speaker 1 Paul Revere was still pretty much doing his tour. 2:26 Speaker 1 He's kind of stud, kind of just going around talking to people, letting him know how 2:30 Speaker 1 the war went. 2:31 Speaker 1 We were getting a lot of artsy stuff going, right? 2:34 Speaker 1 So like there was actors and plays and things. 2:36 Speaker 1 I don't think we really needed a government at that time. 2:38 Speaker 1 And at that point we hadn't had any, I hate saying it. 2:44 Speaker 1 I hate bringing up slavery. 2:46 Speaker 1 I hate bringing it up because I just, I worry about what you're going to say. 2:49 Speaker 1 But at that point, they hadn't even started coming over in the boat yet, right? 2:53 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't know. When did the first slaves come over? Let's see. 2:55 Speaker 1 They probably won the war. 2:56 Speaker 1 All right. Let's get someone else to do all this fucking work. 2:58 Speaker 1 Let's find somebody. 2:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:00 Speaker 1 And then, and then after we put together a government, the constitution, 3:04 Speaker 1 well, I don't know because George Washington at slaves, didn't he? 3:08 Speaker 1 Um, enslaved Africans were first brought to the region that became the United 3:11 Speaker 1 States in 1619 when 20 enslaved individuals arrived in Jametown, Virginia. 3:16 Speaker 1 It wasn't even us. Yeah. It's a Spanish. 3:18 Speaker 1 Look at that. See, they started slavery here before we did. Oh my God. You'd spanch me paint paint reparations 3:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, so actually 1526 Spanish floors brought enslaved Africans to a short-lived settlement in South Carolina 3:33 Speaker 1 In 1565 the Spanish established St. Augustine and brought enslaved Africans to what is now the comp know us and in 3:40 Speaker 1 1619 yet James town, Virginia 3:42 Speaker 1 start of African slavery in the British American colonies and then they ended it after 3:48 Speaker 1 you know 1865. So they were cool with the Spaniards doing it. They just didn't want 3:51 Speaker 1 the British Americans doing it. I mean none of us did it, right? I mean the British Americans 3:57 Speaker 1 did the white folks. But not it was Brits. It wasn't us. 4:01 Speaker 1 Well, we became, you know us. We're trying for Brits to us. But as of 1775, after that 4:09 Speaker 1 date no other slaves were brought over correct. 4:12 Speaker 1 1865 when they eradicated it. 4:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, but when was last time they brought them over? 4:18 Speaker 1 Oh, you're thinking they just they just brought enough over here to 4:20 Speaker 1 repopulate. 4:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, hopefully that way we have a leg to stand on. 4:25 Speaker 1 It doesn't say when they last brought them over. 4:27 Speaker 1 It just said when we start when the British started bringing them over. 4:30 Speaker 1 It doesn't say when the last ship came over. 4:34 Speaker 1 I've deeper if you want me to. 4:35 Speaker 1 Let me ask. 4:35 Speaker 1 It seems like they would have that information. 4:37 Speaker 1 I would like to know the names of the last ones caught. 4:40 Speaker 1 Like how much would that suck? 4:41 Speaker 1 You know? 4:42 Speaker 1 You're the last one to cut. 4:43 Speaker 1 You're like, hey, oh yeah. 4:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like, good, good. 4:47 Speaker 1 You're on the one next week. 4:48 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, that sucks. 4:50 Speaker 1 And then like, two days later, they're like, 4:52 Speaker 1 all ships to United States have been canceled. 4:54 Speaker 1 They're like, yay, you know? 4:56 Speaker 1 That's crazy. 4:57 Speaker 1 They have to have that date. 5:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, it is. 5:01 Speaker 1 The last known slave ship to arrive in the US 5:03 Speaker 1 was the Clotilda, which sneaked into Mobile Bay, Alabama, 5:08 Speaker 1 on July 8th or 9th, 1860. 5:10 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 5:12 Speaker 1 Never mind. 5:12 Speaker 1 We're at fault. 5:13 Speaker 1 We should be in trouble. 5:14 Speaker 1 That's bad. 5:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if you think about it, 5:16 Speaker 1 we weren't even like the majority of the time. 5:17 Speaker 1 So we didn't even start doing it from 16, 19, to 1865. 5:20 Speaker 1 These fuckers started in 1526, the Spanish did. 5:24 Speaker 1 Jeez, they should be held way more in fault than us. 5:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was the Mexican fault for slavery. 5:30 Speaker 1 That's the headline we're going with. 5:32 Speaker 1 Yep, and we didn't, we had a very small piece of that. 5:35 Speaker 1 Now when I say we, none of us, like not any of us, 5:37 Speaker 1 but our ancestors had a small part in it. 5:40 Speaker 1 Oh, did your ancestors have slaves? 5:42 Speaker 1 Um, I don't think so. 5:44 Speaker 1 Cause my mom, you know, they were raised on a cotton farm 5:47 Speaker 1 in Fort Pain, Alabama and look how it's written. 5:49 Speaker 1 That's pretty shallow. 5:50 Speaker 1 But she was, that's all she did all day was pick cotton 5:53 Speaker 1 from the time she was seven. 5:54 Speaker 1 Oh, so she's your lady. 5:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, my, she plays on that band. 5:58 Speaker 1 My grandparents, rest in peace, my grandparents, 6:01 Speaker 1 It was very well known back then that they didn't have, they weren't having children, 6:07 Speaker 1 they were having a workforce. 6:09 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 6:10 Speaker 1 So my mom has like seven or eight brothers and sisters and they all would work on the cotton 6:14 Speaker 1 farm picking cotton all day from sign up to sundown and the girls because they couldn't 6:21 Speaker 1 pick as much cotton as the boys, they were water runners. 6:24 Speaker 1 So my mom would tell me like, you know, until she was 10, 11 years old, all she would 6:29 Speaker 1 do all day is run water from the river to where the guys were working. 6:35 Speaker 1 And she runs water all day. 6:38 Speaker 1 Oh, nice. 6:40 Speaker 1 I might call that child labor back then it was just part of the world. 6:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:45 Speaker 1 My grandma also worked on a farm too. 6:46 Speaker 1 She had a lot of brothers and sisters and shit. 6:48 Speaker 1 And yeah, I think she picked beans. 6:51 Speaker 1 I think that was their thing was like green beans or something like that. 6:52 Speaker 1 They're picking those motherfuckers. 6:55 Speaker 1 But yeah, because I mean, only only like slaves were expensive. 6:57 Speaker 1 like at the time, you know, it'd be like brought by a new car almost or a, you know, like a 7:01 Speaker 1 really good mule. But they were pricey. So not a lot of people, especially in the South, 7:06 Speaker 1 the Ford unless you're the big, big farmers, but like the smaller ones, yeah, they just had 7:09 Speaker 1 a bunch of kids and they did it for free. They're like those like costs. I get free from 7:13 Speaker 1 coming out of my wife, Magina right there. I just got to wait. I just got to wait about three years 7:17 Speaker 1 for the return of the, you know, hold a pitchfork. And if these ones talk back, I beat them 7:21 Speaker 1 and nobody cares. 7:24 Speaker 1 It's called discipline. 7:25 Speaker 1 You know, somebody in like 18, you know, 7:28 Speaker 1 1860, probably 1860 when that last slave ship came in, 7:31 Speaker 1 he's like, oh damn, I didn't get it. 7:32 Speaker 1 He's like, but I think I could make my own. 7:34 Speaker 1 And then it paid off for him. 7:36 Speaker 1 Because I mean, five years, 7:37 Speaker 1 there's all those slides you're going to get. 7:38 Speaker 1 I work force of five year olds. 7:39 Speaker 1 You probably took over the whole area. 7:42 Speaker 1 Make sense, man. 7:43 Speaker 1 I mean, my mom has very fond memories of her childhood. 7:47 Speaker 1 And I mean, but you know, she's very close. 7:49 Speaker 1 I spent a lot of time with my grandmother and my grandfather, obviously, because they're 7:53 Speaker 1 always on the farm. 7:54 Speaker 1 And then the small, she went to one of those small schools where you would like, it was 7:58 Speaker 1 like one house. 7:59 Speaker 1 It was a fun year school house. 8:01 Speaker 1 And it was grades K through 12 and one room. 8:05 Speaker 1 And then you understood that. 8:06 Speaker 1 And it's got to be like, line to get kindergarten in front. 8:08 Speaker 1 But like, this is green. 8:10 Speaker 1 You go to the below, like 10 times, 30, 30, and then you get in the back and you 8:12 Speaker 1 be like, all right, what's the physiology, the psychology by, you know, working in the field 8:16 Speaker 1 all day. 8:17 Speaker 1 We're going to do to you. 8:18 Speaker 1 That's exactly it. 8:19 Speaker 1 trying to get out. I went through a moment. I mean, it was a ninth grade and I came home 8:23 Speaker 1 and my grades sucked. You know, they were just terrible. I was getting my grade point 8:26 Speaker 1 average was 2.1. I was getting all C's, you know, a few D's here and there. And I came home 8:32 Speaker 1 and my parents were so pissed about my grades. And I asked my mom, I was like, wait, how far 8:40 Speaker 1 did you get in school? And she said, I made it through the eighth grade. I'm sitting there. 8:46 Speaker 1 I'm like, I've already made it further than you. 8:48 Speaker 1 Like, why are you giving me a hard time? 8:50 Speaker 1 I could drop out tomorrow and I still did better. 8:52 Speaker 1 Now I understand that it was a different world back then. 8:55 Speaker 1 And I'm going to be- 8:55 Speaker 1 I'm going to be married. 8:56 Speaker 1 My mom got married at 16. 8:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, so do my grandma. 8:59 Speaker 1 I think my my, but yeah, 9:01 Speaker 1 the best day women didn't need that much of an education 9:02 Speaker 1 back then either. 9:03 Speaker 1 I mean, they didn't do anything but, you know, stay at home. 9:05 Speaker 1 You know, as long as you know how to, 9:06 Speaker 1 you pretty much did home act, you know, 9:08 Speaker 1 middle, elementary school, 9:09 Speaker 1 you just kind of grown up learning your manners 9:10 Speaker 1 and how to do stuff and her tea and everything and whatnot. 9:13 Speaker 1 And then middle school, I think was just learning 9:14 Speaker 1 how to take care of the home and home 9:16 Speaker 1 and how to have a baby. 9:17 Speaker 1 All right, soon you graduate, 9:18 Speaker 1 hey, great, you can have a baby next year. 9:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, women have screwed themselves. 9:22 Speaker 1 Like, if you really look at the way the world has, 9:26 Speaker 1 you know, transpired or how we evolved 9:28 Speaker 1 since the beginning of the United States being born, 9:31 Speaker 1 women had a really, really good thing going. 9:34 Speaker 1 I mean, they could drop out of school at eighth grade, 9:36 Speaker 1 get married a year later 9:38 Speaker 1 and live the rest of their life, 9:40 Speaker 1 never having to hold down a job, right? 9:42 Speaker 1 Now, they're expected to beat the same standard as a man 9:48 Speaker 1 and they did it to themselves. 9:49 Speaker 1 I just feel like men, if we were in that situation 9:52 Speaker 1 and somebody was to give the first men 9:54 Speaker 1 in the United States, the option of like, 9:55 Speaker 1 hey man, you guys can stay home, drink beer, 9:57 Speaker 1 and watch football all day, or you can go to work. 10:01 Speaker 1 Not one guy would fight to go to work. 10:04 Speaker 1 Well, you gotta put the caveat in there, 10:05 Speaker 1 but you might get popped in the mouth 10:07 Speaker 1 a couple times a week, but it just had the work. 10:09 Speaker 1 Which is fine. 10:10 Speaker 1 I think every man would be like, 10:11 Speaker 1 Okay, I get to drink beer and watch football all day, but I get punched once a week. 10:15 Speaker 1 I'm in, you know? 10:16 Speaker 1 It's just fun. 10:17 Speaker 1 It's fine. 10:18 Speaker 1 It's topping you up. 10:19 Speaker 1 Be good to go. 10:20 Speaker 1 But yeah, we got Tara over here. 10:21 Speaker 1 Her siblings with detassel corn or her mom and her siblings. 10:25 Speaker 1 So that's how Dan, they had you doing that in the fucking 90s. 10:28 Speaker 1 He's having a cork in the show. 10:29 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 10:30 Speaker 1 I haven't got my eyes. 10:31 Speaker 1 I've not gotten my eyes checked, Brandon. 10:33 Speaker 1 This is the only way I can read that guy. 10:35 Speaker 1 Just bringing it up on stage, making it all big and shit. 10:38 Speaker 1 See, he's reading. 10:41 Speaker 1 amount. What's D. Tassel corn? Was that the little things, the little things that stuck 10:44 Speaker 1 in your teeth? Yeah, you take out the, you know, the husk getting in your take out the 10:47 Speaker 1 little stringy stuff out of there. I don't think I've ever, uh, I think you've ever heard 10:52 Speaker 1 of that. Are you moving your eyes that much to read that? 10:54 Speaker 1 Let's just get in the whole thing like a typewriter. What the fuck are you doing? 10:58 Speaker 1 Shut up. Okay. I don't want to spend $140 on an IJK exam. Okay. But eventually I'm going 11:04 Speaker 1 have to. Yeah. Well, let's say what else happened on this day? Oh, we had the battle of 11:11 Speaker 1 Anna, Anna, and it's, and it's, and eat them, and they need them. Are you trying to say 11:15 Speaker 1 anteed them? Anteed them. There we go. Yeah, anteed them. It starts for America, Maryland, making 11:19 Speaker 1 the bloodiest war in American history with 22,000 American casualties. But that's one of those 11:24 Speaker 1 little caveat things. You got to put a fucking star next to it. Um, because I mean, we're just killing 11:28 Speaker 1 each other. Of course, you're going to have a lot of Americans died one battle. They're all shooting 11:31 Speaker 1 other. I lived, uh, I lived about 10 minutes, man, 11:34 Speaker 1 Tida when I was in West Virginia, Maryland, Virginia area. And, um, 11:39 Speaker 1 what's interesting is when you go there, it's just a big field. It's like the 11:43 Speaker 1 dumbest battle. All those battle fields in the Civil War were just so stupid. 11:48 Speaker 1 Well, I thought they killed 22,000 people in one day. That's what I'm saying. 11:52 Speaker 1 They would, they would just like, you know what, generally, this look, 11:56 Speaker 1 this here looks like a really good place to have a war, because you can see miles 12:01 Speaker 1 with no cover or concealment. 12:03 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, grassy fields, sir. 12:04 Speaker 1 We can bury the bodies very easily. 12:06 Speaker 1 We're just, they got all right here. 12:08 Speaker 1 When we're shooting at them, they can hide, 12:11 Speaker 1 which means we'll be able to get a lot of them 12:12 Speaker 1 with our bullets. 12:13 Speaker 1 And the general's over here like, 12:15 Speaker 1 but won't they get lots of us too, Captain? 12:17 Speaker 1 He's like, yes, sir, but that's the price we gotta pay 12:21 Speaker 1 to be able to keep our slaves. 12:22 Speaker 1 And he's like, what, you got it. 12:23 Speaker 1 That was it. 12:24 Speaker 1 Why don't we go in the trees over there about it? 12:26 Speaker 1 Hard to dig amongst the trees to bury the bodies, you know? 12:29 Speaker 1 Why would we want to hide? 12:31 Speaker 1 Why ever would you hide from the enemy? 12:34 Speaker 1 You know, the funniest shit is though. 12:35 Speaker 1 Like their weapons are so fucking inaccurate. 12:37 Speaker 1 They aim at this guy like right in front of him 12:38 Speaker 1 and kill someone 10 feet and feet and right. 12:40 Speaker 1 No, they didn't aim. 12:42 Speaker 1 I don't even know if those puzzles, 12:43 Speaker 1 I don't know if the actual muzzles had 12:47 Speaker 1 like any type of apertures or like, right. 12:50 Speaker 1 I don't know. 12:51 Speaker 1 I don't even know how to hide or I'm sights on them. 12:52 Speaker 1 I think they were just like, 12:53 Speaker 1 they put a ball at the end to make you feel good 12:56 Speaker 1 about maybe like, 12:57 Speaker 1 I'm gonna put that ball on that guy. 12:59 Speaker 1 But like you said, there was no accuracy 13:01 Speaker 1 because the black powder, 13:03 Speaker 1 the black powder load would be different every single time. 13:06 Speaker 1 There's no way you'd always get the same consistency. 13:07 Speaker 1 This is like a lot of... 13:09 Speaker 1 You get like it rolls out the barrel, 13:10 Speaker 1 it goes to the left or the whole fucking gun 13:11 Speaker 1 just blows up in your face. 13:13 Speaker 1 You just kill yourself. 13:15 Speaker 1 Very efficient. 13:16 Speaker 1 You couldn't, I don't, 13:17 Speaker 1 so if you were your live during the Civil War, 13:20 Speaker 1 and right now we live in Georgia. 13:21 Speaker 1 So if you were alive and they had another Civil War, 13:24 Speaker 1 but it was like it was back then, 13:26 Speaker 1 and you got drafted. 13:28 Speaker 1 What would you do? 13:29 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, at that point, 13:30 Speaker 1 I feel like chain mail and a fucking sword 13:32 Speaker 1 would be more efficient. 13:33 Speaker 1 It took him like forever. 13:34 Speaker 1 Like the best guys these fuckers had 13:37 Speaker 1 would take him a minute to reload. 13:38 Speaker 1 That was the best guys. 13:39 Speaker 1 They called the minute, you know, for a reason. 13:41 Speaker 1 Because they reload a gun in a minute. 13:42 Speaker 1 That was the best. 13:43 Speaker 1 And they had like two squadrons of like 20 people 13:45 Speaker 1 that you reload it in a minute. 13:46 Speaker 1 Now think about all the other fuckers out there. 13:49 Speaker 1 How long you think it's taken them to reload the damn gun? 13:51 Speaker 1 You know? 13:52 Speaker 1 You go to war and you're fighting for two hours 13:54 Speaker 1 and you get three rounds off. 13:56 Speaker 1 Keep fucking it up, dropping the bullet, the powder, 13:59 Speaker 1 getting the combination wrong. 14:01 Speaker 1 And you're so close, you could actually have hand-to-hand 14:04 Speaker 1 combat, but instead of you looking at the man in front of you 14:07 Speaker 1 who just missed the shot at you, 14:09 Speaker 1 you just missed the shot at him. 14:10 Speaker 1 Instead of going at each other with knives, 14:13 Speaker 1 you would sit down and start reloading 14:15 Speaker 1 to see who could reload faster, 14:17 Speaker 1 to shoot another inaccurate shot at each other. 14:20 Speaker 1 It's just the dumbest warfare strategy, 14:23 Speaker 1 tech, whatever you wanna call it. 14:26 Speaker 1 But I just think it's funny because you look at it now and those tactics are so archaic. 14:30 Speaker 1 No wonder 22,000 people died of anti-dom, right? 14:33 Speaker 1 You could just tell they didn't put much thought into it either like they just went from 14:36 Speaker 1 fighting with swords to guns. 14:38 Speaker 1 I guess we just do it the same way, you know, just an open field and we got to get close 14:41 Speaker 1 to each other and we just shoot each other from fucking 20 feet away. 14:44 Speaker 1 Instead of what if we head back here in this tree and had cover and then we shot and then 14:47 Speaker 1 we head back behind them because with swords, you know, you couldn't do that. 14:50 Speaker 1 You had to be hand to hand. 14:51 Speaker 1 So they didn't think there was another option besides just a big, open, fucking field. 14:54 Speaker 1 Like, we've been known at this white forever. 14:56 Speaker 1 That would hit 20 feet away, we could do it. 14:58 Speaker 1 And the best part is they didn't have good medicine. 15:01 Speaker 1 So if you got shot, like you get clipped in the hand 15:04 Speaker 1 and you're probably gonna die. 15:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, from lead poisoning, except for the... 15:08 Speaker 1 Or you'd go back to the med station, the medic, you know? 15:12 Speaker 1 And they're like, what happened, Brandon? 15:13 Speaker 1 You're like, uh, took one in the shin. 15:16 Speaker 1 They're like, okay, and then they just amputate your leg right there 15:18 Speaker 1 with a machete from right below your ball sack. 15:21 Speaker 1 Like, what are we doing? 15:23 Speaker 1 Like, this is a terrible war. 15:24 Speaker 1 What are we fighting this way? 15:27 Speaker 1 Well, that and they, you know, these are still, 15:29 Speaker 1 use their hands, the wipe their ass, 15:30 Speaker 1 when they took a shit, they didn't have toilet paper yet. 15:32 Speaker 1 They didn't do that. 15:33 Speaker 1 They used corn on the cob. 15:34 Speaker 1 I'm sure out in war, you didn't have that, that luxury. 15:37 Speaker 1 Top. 15:37 Speaker 1 Do you think they wiped? 15:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they just like, you know, 15:40 Speaker 1 if they had something in there, they probably didn't wipe it, 15:42 Speaker 1 threw it on the ground, the wipe that on the tree. 15:44 Speaker 1 We know they got shot and they had to take a shit, 15:45 Speaker 1 and they're just wiping all the shit in their hand, 15:47 Speaker 1 and whatnot, they got lead and shit poisoning going in their body. 15:50 Speaker 1 That's why they had to chop the shit off. 15:53 Speaker 1 You think we lost so many soldiers during the Civil War because they somehow had a cut on their 15:57 Speaker 1 hand and then in the agony of getting shot in the hand they decided I really got a crap and 16:03 Speaker 1 then they went and pooped wiped their butt with their hand which gave them an infection and that's 16:07 Speaker 1 how they died. I think sepsis. Yeah a lot of infection. Sepsis you get shit in your wounds. 16:11 Speaker 1 Do they wash their hands or anything? You know they didn't really like the options too. 16:14 Speaker 1 But I'm sure a lot of them. Let me look that up. How many of I wore to if I were to set you up 16:18 Speaker 1 with a bulletproof vest, some SWAT gear, like a helmet, everything. 16:26 Speaker 1 An AR with 35 fully loaded mags. How many soldiers in that battle do you think you could have 16:39 Speaker 1 taken out? Well, you got to, if you, if you flank them to the side, I mean, you're going to kill 16:43 Speaker 1 like at least 20 in a row. You know, you're going to like a collateral, like a motherfucker, 16:46 Speaker 1 because they all stood in line. So you just get to the left of them, you know? It's like, I'm not 16:49 Speaker 1 I can't tell him what I'm doing. 16:50 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna run to the left and just line up a shot. 16:52 Speaker 1 Take him out. 16:53 Speaker 1 I mean, you could probably take out, 16:54 Speaker 1 probably take, with 35 bullets, 16:56 Speaker 1 you could probably take out about 200. 16:58 Speaker 1 Okay. 16:59 Speaker 1 And the best part is, if you're shooting at him from the side, 17:03 Speaker 1 they didn't even know what a sniper was back then. 17:05 Speaker 1 Like they never even heard, like pray terrible, 17:08 Speaker 1 whoever would shoot from the wood line, you know? 17:11 Speaker 1 So they wouldn't even think to look in any other place. 17:14 Speaker 1 So they'd be looking ahead at the enemy, 17:17 Speaker 1 thinking, man, who is doing this? 17:19 Speaker 1 and you're just perched 30 yards away in a tree, 17:22 Speaker 1 just smite and in a row. 17:25 Speaker 1 You know? 17:26 Speaker 1 It's crazy how dumb they were. 17:27 Speaker 1 And then we celebrate this war. 17:29 Speaker 1 Like, this was the greatest devastation 17:32 Speaker 1 in the United States. 17:33 Speaker 1 So they were, it was really dumb. 17:36 Speaker 1 And it was really poorly fought. 17:38 Speaker 1 And we kind of have to own that. 17:40 Speaker 1 I think it would have played out better 17:41 Speaker 1 if they didn't have guns at the time. 17:42 Speaker 1 They had swords. 17:43 Speaker 1 Ooh, I think it wouldn't have had so many KIA. 17:46 Speaker 1 I think you still had a lot of infection and stuff. 17:48 Speaker 1 I think they just had it back then. 17:50 Speaker 1 I think they weren't sanitary and they didn't like care. 17:53 Speaker 1 But I think they should have at the beginning 17:56 Speaker 1 fought it without guns. 17:57 Speaker 1 But then the Gatlin gun got invented and oh yeah, 18:00 Speaker 1 that fucking maul up. 18:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:03 Speaker 1 That was a great. 18:04 Speaker 1 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, yeah. 18:05 Speaker 1 Once that thing got introduced to the battlefield, 18:07 Speaker 1 then game over. 18:09 Speaker 1 How about the guy that casted Kerry, 18:10 Speaker 1 the flag in the battle? 18:12 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 18:13 Speaker 1 And as someone, I came over the rule, 18:15 Speaker 1 but it's like if that guy gets shot and killed, 18:16 Speaker 1 you're supposed to pick him up and carry it. 18:18 Speaker 1 I mean, if this me, I mean, I'm aiming at the guy with the flag. 18:21 Speaker 1 You know, it's kind of like when you're on the driving range of the guys out there scooping the 18:23 Speaker 1 balls up at the golf cart and everything. 18:25 Speaker 1 You're always aiming at that guy. 18:26 Speaker 1 You're like, oh, look at that man. 18:27 Speaker 1 So I'm sure the flag guy died a lot. 18:29 Speaker 1 No, dude, if I was carrying that flag, I would have ran 10 feet fell down and just laid 18:36 Speaker 1 there the entire battle. 18:38 Speaker 1 Oh, act like you're dead. 18:39 Speaker 1 Oh, how to fake my death every war. 18:41 Speaker 1 Like every, every battle that we were in, I'd fake my death. 18:43 Speaker 1 I hear one round go off and I just fall back. 18:46 Speaker 1 I think that's what, uh, I think it's what the bayonets were for. 18:48 Speaker 1 They come up and stab you to make sure your dead actually. 18:51 Speaker 1 Oh, I think so. 18:52 Speaker 1 I thought that's how they tested it. 18:53 Speaker 1 You know, they couldn't waste the ammo because they don't want to have to reload every fucking shot and take a five minutes to clear a whole field and check for dead bodies. 18:59 Speaker 1 Pretty sure they took the pay and that's in stab them. 19:01 Speaker 1 They did that in the Civil War. 19:02 Speaker 1 I thought they only did that in the Revolutionary War. 19:04 Speaker 1 I thought I'd only like Germans and stuff did that. 19:06 Speaker 1 I don't think the United States did that because we did this was a war brother against brother. 19:11 Speaker 1 I mean, they weren't trying to kill as many of the enemy as possible. 19:14 Speaker 1 They were just trying to get through the battle. 19:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know. I think they probably double check it. I mean they want to use the bayonet if you got it. 19:20 Speaker 1 My little use it. You know what I think I used for. 19:22 Speaker 1 I mean a stab a guy or two. 19:25 Speaker 1 I don't know. 19:26 Speaker 1 And if you're lucky they're already dead. So it doesn't matter. 19:28 Speaker 1 But if they're not, then you might feel a little bad. 19:30 Speaker 1 I'll just add that guy to death. 19:31 Speaker 1 You walk up and I'm over there just laying there completely motionless. 19:36 Speaker 1 Trying not to breathe. You stab me in the leg and I'm sorry. 19:39 Speaker 1 Start screaming. You're like, dude, I'm so sorry. 19:41 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. 19:42 Speaker 1 I thought you were down. I just wanted to stab. 19:43 Speaker 1 So I haven't used the bayonet all over. 19:45 Speaker 1 I wanted to use it. Sorry, man. All right. Get someone over here. Got a nurse coming over whack chop the leg off 19:53 Speaker 1 Walking dead. 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Um, yeah, I lost my train of thought on something. Oh, I called the forward dealership today in Payable. 22:38 Speaker 1 And they're actually helping me out man. There's so much better than one that fucking knew and they're a bunch of fucking recharged. 22:42 Speaker 1 But, uh, yeah, I'm just gonna see if I can get reimbursed. That'd be cool. If the dealership gives that back to me, I'll be very proud of Ford. 22:48 Speaker 1 I'd have a good job for a good job. It's not gonna happen. Yeah, we'll see what happens, but. 22:52 Speaker 1 All right. Uh, this is not what the chuck, but Chuck's doing the what. 22:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, you don't gonna do what Chuck on this because I think it's very interesting. I watched, um, I watched a show today while I was 23:02 Speaker 1 driving down the road driving through Atlanta. Obviously, you stay in safe on the roads, 23:07 Speaker 1 but I finished it. I started it and finished it today. And because it is a whole series. 23:13 Speaker 1 And I think it's only two or three episodes. 23:15 Speaker 1 Is this like a Apple TV show or a Netflix? And you have not seen it. I'm making you watch it. 23:22 Speaker 1 You were here by order to watch this show. It's called The Death of a Preacher's Wife. 23:28 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we were watching part of that the other day in the living room. I didn't get to watch all of it 23:33 Speaker 1 But I was listening on it. Wow. So it's like it's like a whole Mormon religion 23:38 Speaker 1 It's not Mormon though. I know but it's kind of what kind of like what their idea was 23:43 Speaker 1 He's like the next Joseph Smith kind of yeah, I mean, he was just that the way he is 23:46 Speaker 1 But I was I was very interested because when Megan had talked to me about it, you know, and if you haven't watched the show 23:51 Speaker 1 It's it's literally about a woman named mica who is raised in a church 23:56 Speaker 1 She becomes the praise leader in the church 16. 23:59 Speaker 1 It's not a non-denominational Christian church. 24:01 Speaker 1 She becomes very good friends of the pastor. 24:03 Speaker 1 At 18 years old, she marries another member of the congregation 24:07 Speaker 1 who's also young and he's 20. 24:09 Speaker 1 And he's studying to be a pastor. 24:10 Speaker 1 He wants to be a pastor like pastor JP, whatever. 24:13 Speaker 1 So after, I don't know, two years, something like that, 24:17 Speaker 1 it comes out that she hasn't a fair when she's like 20 24:20 Speaker 1 and she's sleeping with the pastor 24:22 Speaker 1 and the pastor, the other guy's like, I'm out, right? 24:25 Speaker 1 right? Well, she then starts dating the pastor and they get into a relationship and they're like, 24:32 Speaker 1 okay, we have, you know, God is not going to be happy with this God hates divorce, 24:37 Speaker 1 but as long as there's a positive outcome on this, you know, we're good. So they get married 24:43 Speaker 1 to make it a positive and show that they're now going to fight harder to push Christianity 24:48 Speaker 1 and help the congregation and help spread God's love. 24:52 Speaker 1 So about two or three years ago by, 24:55 Speaker 1 but the whole time this dude is preaching 24:57 Speaker 1 and they're showing his sermons. 25:00 Speaker 1 And this is one of the first things I wanna ask you, 25:01 Speaker 1 because this is a very hot topic 25:04 Speaker 1 and I don't wanna get to into the weeds here. 25:08 Speaker 1 I just want your honest opinion 25:09 Speaker 1 without you being as disgusting as possible. 25:12 Speaker 1 So he preaches a lot on a fizzy, a fizzy, a fizzy, 25:15 Speaker 1 and about how, you know, we all know the thing, 25:20 Speaker 1 a woman should honor her husband, right? 25:22 Speaker 1 And then he gets into the weeds and he says, 25:24 Speaker 1 look, here's the deal. 25:25 Speaker 1 If your husband has sexual needs 25:29 Speaker 1 and he wants you to do certain things in the bedroom, 25:32 Speaker 1 if you deny him, ladies, the devil will tempt him 10 times 25:37 Speaker 1 that day with somewhere else. 25:40 Speaker 1 And I mean, he goes into these sermons 25:42 Speaker 1 where he is making these women feel terrible. 25:44 Speaker 1 This is episode one. So of course I'm texting Megan because she already watched it and I'm like dude 25:49 Speaker 1 Pastor JP nailed it on that sermon did he not you know, and she I like like text it and watching this 25:55 Speaker 1 Video go another road. He just like oh, yeah, I'm also doing my taxes and I'm fucking 25:59 Speaker 1 Joint shut up 26:01 Speaker 1 So anyway, so my question is this what is your take on that before I get where where this goes and what I think about it? 26:09 Speaker 1 Because I know if you even have a slight biblical background 26:13 Speaker 1 on, you can feel a certain way about, 26:16 Speaker 1 should a woman have to have sex with her husband 26:22 Speaker 1 whenever he wants? 26:23 Speaker 1 Because according to the Bible, 26:25 Speaker 1 it's kind of kind of clear. 26:27 Speaker 1 I'm just saying. 26:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's a more, 26:31 Speaker 1 I don't know if they've been in the Bible 26:32 Speaker 1 to be like 10 times a day, you know? 26:34 Speaker 1 But I think it's one of those things like, 26:36 Speaker 1 you're not supposed to withhold it, you know? 26:37 Speaker 1 Like, not using it as like a bargaining chip 26:40 Speaker 1 or a bargaining tool, 26:41 Speaker 1 which is a lot, what a lot of women do. 26:42 Speaker 1 So I think the line is kind of crossed there. 26:43 Speaker 1 It's kind of think it's like, oh yeah, let's have sex. 26:46 Speaker 1 And then they'll be like, okay, no. 26:48 Speaker 1 It looks like a medical reason or something, you know? 26:50 Speaker 1 We made it, he made it to it four times a day, right? 26:54 Speaker 1 So that's like, I'm just a smith shit. 26:55 Speaker 1 It gets better. 26:56 Speaker 1 So anyway, so she's like really struggling with this 26:59 Speaker 1 and he's doing whatever he's doing. 27:00 Speaker 1 And he ends up having an affair with another lady 27:04 Speaker 1 in the congregation whose husband kills himself 27:08 Speaker 1 because I guess he found out about the affair. 27:11 Speaker 1 So he was, he was, he was what's it called, 27:15 Speaker 1 paralyzed from the shoulders down. 27:16 Speaker 1 So he just rolled his wheelchair into the community pool 27:19 Speaker 1 and knows it. 27:20 Speaker 1 Hey, wait, paralyzed before that? 27:22 Speaker 1 Or yeah. 27:24 Speaker 1 And then he, it's not funny. 27:26 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna take paralyzed. 27:28 Speaker 1 It's paralyzed. 27:29 Speaker 1 He was in an accident. 27:30 Speaker 1 And then after he was in the accident, 27:32 Speaker 1 his caregiver, he allegedly fell in love with her. 27:37 Speaker 1 But mind you, he's paralyzed from the shoulders down. 27:39 Speaker 1 He fell in love with his caregiver. 27:41 Speaker 1 Yes. 27:42 Speaker 1 Why he was still married to this lady. 27:43 Speaker 1 No, no, no, this is another guy. 27:44 Speaker 1 This is the other guy that just killed himself. 27:46 Speaker 1 Not Jake, Pastor JP stole his wife too. 27:49 Speaker 1 He's really good at getting women. 27:50 Speaker 1 Okay, wait, he's so- 27:51 Speaker 1 Okay, he's so- 27:52 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 27:53 Speaker 1 All right, hold on. 27:54 Speaker 1 So this paralyzed guy, he was married to this chick. 27:55 Speaker 1 Going to the church. 27:56 Speaker 1 He's a church. 27:57 Speaker 1 Okay, but was he paralyzed when he married this chick? 28:00 Speaker 1 Yes. 28:01 Speaker 1 Oh, really? 28:02 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 28:03 Speaker 1 That's what I said. 28:04 Speaker 1 I thought maybe she, you know, was with them 28:06 Speaker 1 and then he became paralyzed. 28:07 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God, this is weird now. 28:08 Speaker 1 I mean, you wanted a paralyzed guy. That's what you asked. We're talking about what you do with that. 28:12 Speaker 1 I guess don't don't take him around polls apparently. 28:15 Speaker 1 So he took himself to the pool that day and ended it all. Well, Jake, Pastor JP, the guy that's 28:21 Speaker 1 banging his wife, he does his sermon for his for the funeral for the paralyzed guy. Right. 28:28 Speaker 1 Oh, no. I'm still stuck on this. How did a paralyzed guy roll himself into a poll? 28:32 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know what he did. He didn't go to detail. No, they just said they found him 28:36 Speaker 1 with the bottom of the community pool. I was thinking the same thing too because there's a swipe card 28:40 Speaker 1 to get in and I'm like how did he do that? Yeah and then was like watching the pool. He probably did 28:45 Speaker 1 it at middle of the night. Maybe there was a code and he used his nose or tongue. You're telling me 28:49 Speaker 1 a fucking paralyzed guy. I got out of his house on the middle of the night. We all just asked to a 28:53 Speaker 1 community pool. Open the gate and rolled himself in there. It's just not the point of the story. I 28:58 Speaker 1 don't know. I know but this is very confusing but this is very intriguing. I don't like how they just 29:02 Speaker 1 brushed over this part. 29:03 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 29:04 Speaker 1 I rolled into the hole in the middle of the night. 29:06 Speaker 1 Why did you do that? 29:07 Speaker 1 I'm going to land a kid's better. 29:08 Speaker 1 It gets better. 29:09 Speaker 1 You think that's confusing. 29:10 Speaker 1 So Pastor JP does this dude's sermon. 29:12 Speaker 1 He says, a funeral, right? 29:14 Speaker 1 In mind you, he's having an affair with the dude's wife. 29:16 Speaker 1 And he goes, he goes, I'm not kidding. 29:20 Speaker 1 He goes, look, ladies and gentlemen, 29:22 Speaker 1 if you don't believe that you can do anything, 29:25 Speaker 1 and he's talking like a pastor, he's like, 29:27 Speaker 1 if you don't believe that you're good enough, 29:28 Speaker 1 if you don't believe you're smart enough, 29:30 Speaker 1 If you don't believe that you can have whatever you want, 29:34 Speaker 1 then just remember that he got a smoking hot wife 29:37 Speaker 1 and he was paralyzed from the shoulders down 29:39 Speaker 1 in a wheelchair. 29:40 Speaker 1 Right. 29:41 Speaker 1 Like what? 29:43 Speaker 1 Like what do you, in so many ways? 29:45 Speaker 1 So he ends up having a favor there. 29:46 Speaker 1 It's kind of, it's kind of lifting though. 29:48 Speaker 1 I mean, did to say how many years they were together? 29:52 Speaker 1 Like two? 29:53 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, that dude probably had the greatest two years of it. 29:55 Speaker 1 He killed himself after that. 29:57 Speaker 1 I mean, he's lucky to have two years with a woman that hot. 29:59 Speaker 1 only got to have fun another one with like disabilities. I think he killed himself after 30:02 Speaker 1 he found out that she was having sex with the pastor. So that was really kind of like 30:07 Speaker 1 love them. He must have got a hell of a settlement from whatever he got paralyzed from. 30:10 Speaker 1 I'm guessing. I'm guessing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then after he did that, he got 30:15 Speaker 1 it. She got another one. So another another. Oh, okay. Yeah. So pretty much she just hung around 30:22 Speaker 1 with him for two years. And I mean, if you paralyzed from the waist down, you take 30:25 Speaker 1 don't work either does it? I just dude, that was the first thing that went through my mind when I saw 30:29 Speaker 1 their wedding picture. Because she's like a solid nine. Yeah, but you're not even, you're not 30:35 Speaker 1 even really married unless you bang on the first night, right? Constantly make your marriage? 30:39 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I think I think somebody that's in a wheelchair that's paralyzed from the shoulders 30:43 Speaker 1 down can still get like semi hard, but they got to take pills or something. But I don't think they 30:48 Speaker 1 feel anything. I said I'm wondering, do they not still or no? Look at that. I'm gonna say, 30:54 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say it's impossible for them to finish unless they can do it with their mind 31:00 Speaker 1 can paralyze 31:02 Speaker 1 Keep people go to prison. That's a good one walk again. Nope 31:07 Speaker 1 have 31:08 Speaker 1 X 31:10 Speaker 1 All they can have sex, but the physical experience and methods often change depending on the level and type of energy 31:17 Speaker 1 They can still get 31:19 Speaker 1 directions when their skin is touched so the dick does have a mind of its own. Okay, now we know. 31:29 Speaker 1 Our gasm and ejaculation are possible, but they often require a medical help like a vibrator. 31:35 Speaker 1 All right. I guess you put it on around. You got like a little cockring that wasn't on you. 31:42 Speaker 1 I don't know. That's very odd. I don't understand that. So if your dick is still working, 31:46 Speaker 1 why do your legs not work? It's odd. I don't think it works the same. 31:50 Speaker 1 I don't even feel anything. 31:53 Speaker 1 I don't know, but I guess your dick does, 31:55 Speaker 1 but you just don't feel it. 31:55 Speaker 1 Don't send that signals all the way up, 31:56 Speaker 1 but you can still see everything. 31:59 Speaker 1 You still have the visuals of what's going on, 32:01 Speaker 1 which I think is what helps finish the job. 32:03 Speaker 1 But either way, the point of this is she finally leaves this dude. 32:08 Speaker 1 He's a psychopath. 32:09 Speaker 1 He's in her all these messages. 32:10 Speaker 1 He does all these things, right? 32:12 Speaker 1 He's a psycho dude, psycho. 32:15 Speaker 1 At the end of the show, at the end of the thing, 32:18 Speaker 1 And obviously it's in the title, a death of a preacher's life. 32:21 Speaker 1 She calls 911. 32:24 Speaker 1 She goes to a pawn shop, buys a gun, calls 911. 32:27 Speaker 1 And as calm as you can imagine, she goes, I'd like to know, can you, 32:32 Speaker 1 can you, can you, can you see my location? 32:34 Speaker 1 Can you trace this call? 32:35 Speaker 1 And they said, let us look. 32:37 Speaker 1 And they said, where are you? 32:38 Speaker 1 Where are you in a national park? 32:39 Speaker 1 And she's coming to a national park. 32:41 Speaker 1 And lady said, okay, what's your emergency? 32:42 Speaker 1 And she said, I'm already killed myself. 32:44 Speaker 1 And I need to make sure that my friends and family know where to find me. 32:48 Speaker 1 So I just want to make sure that you had my location. 32:51 Speaker 1 And they're like, and the operator to her credit, she goes, you know, what's we 32:56 Speaker 1 hard hold on one second? Let me make sure I got it. 33:00 Speaker 1 Maybe try to talk her out of it. I got it. Go ahead and pull the trigger. 33:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got it. I got it. We'll hope to you from somebody soon. Bye. You know, so anyway, 33:09 Speaker 1 they find somebody maybe she's trying to like buy a time. We don't have location. 33:12 Speaker 1 Yes, I don't kill yourself. So we send someone there to get there before this go. 33:15 Speaker 1 And I'm guessing she said, hold on, let me make sure I got it. 33:17 Speaker 1 She muted it. 33:18 Speaker 1 She talked to somebody else in the room was like, 33:20 Speaker 1 yo, I got one that's about ready to commit suicide. 33:22 Speaker 1 Right? 33:22 Speaker 1 And that's maybe how it went down. 33:24 Speaker 1 But either way, she ended up doing it. 33:26 Speaker 1 They find her body. 33:27 Speaker 1 Now this is the crazy part. 33:28 Speaker 1 OK. 33:29 Speaker 1 And the cops deemed it a suicide. 33:32 Speaker 1 When they got on scene, there was a, 33:36 Speaker 1 the, the entry was to the temple. 33:39 Speaker 1 They found two shell casings on the ground. 33:43 Speaker 1 OK. 33:45 Speaker 1 Now, you don't think that's weird. I think I think she probably wanted to probably never 33:50 Speaker 1 own a gun force. You want to make sure she's doing the right thing. So she probably fired 33:53 Speaker 1 one of the ground being like, okay, yeah, this is this works. I can see that. I can see that. 33:57 Speaker 1 The second thing is when she went down, the gun was, I want to say 20 yards up river. 34:06 Speaker 1 And the stream was only, it was barely moving. It just, it didn't, the cops said they 34:12 Speaker 1 They did pay a lot of attention. 34:13 Speaker 1 In fact, they were surprised the body had moved that far in the short amount of time. 34:18 Speaker 1 Because a hiker found her before the cops came out there. 34:20 Speaker 1 She killed herself in a stream at the state park. 34:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, she just put the gun to her head, pulled the trigger, entry, exit, fell on the 34:29 Speaker 1 stream, floated 20 feet and a hiker found her before the cops did. 34:33 Speaker 1 I don't think that's that crazy. 34:36 Speaker 1 20 feet. 34:37 Speaker 1 That's not that far. 34:38 Speaker 1 I don't know. 34:39 Speaker 1 You got to watch it. 34:40 Speaker 1 I don't know if he was necessarily involved, but as soon as they found out that she died, 34:44 Speaker 1 he did a sermon the next day, preached the next day, and he married the chick whose husband 34:51 Speaker 1 was in the wheelchair. He married her within a year. Oh, okay. So the lady he was originally 34:58 Speaker 1 married to at the wife. She's the one that went killed herself in the creek. And man, 35:04 Speaker 1 it was a second. That was a second wife. And then he married the third one from the dude, 35:07 Speaker 1 wheelchairs wife. Oh, the wheelchair wife's last wife then. As of now. Oh, okay. Um, 35:14 Speaker 1 yeah, I mean, seems like she's like, she's like, got some crazy bitches around him. And 35:17 Speaker 1 sure it's not helping the situation, but I don't really think he. Oh, and then they found out, 35:20 Speaker 1 and when it was all said and done, because she was going to get into the worst, this dude used 35:24 Speaker 1 to pay homeless people to ejaculate on his wife. Oh, man, that's crazy. But now, the 35:32 Speaker 1 told us we will love that. That's so fun for them. He would pay homeless women to play with her 35:37 Speaker 1 breasts. Oh damn, she was like cool with it. She said she was just trying to please him because of 35:42 Speaker 1 the feecians. That's probably one thing we don't read to read the Bible themselves. You know, 35:48 Speaker 1 you actually go in there and read it because it's the most powerful weapon in book in the world. 35:52 Speaker 1 That's what the, what's that one with Denzel Washington and uh, Mia Mila Kunis? 35:57 Speaker 1 Oh no, no, you're thinking of uh, you're thinking of like blind. The book of Mila. 36:01 Speaker 1 Oh great that would be that's what that whole books about movies about was that guy trying to find the viable because he can control the world with it 36:07 Speaker 1 That was a problem obviously I have with preachers, but I mean besides him being a shitty preacher 36:11 Speaker 1 I mean he might not be the best husband, but I don't really think he really did anything wrong 36:16 Speaker 1 You got to watch it dude. It get the first because when I watch the first episode 36:19 Speaker 1 I told Megan I was like man this dude really getting a bad rap. I mean he is a bit of a you know 36:25 Speaker 1 He's a horn dog and he does preach about it a lot 36:28 Speaker 1 he does tell the congregation like you need to be a freak in bed like he was actually I mean if he wasn't such a 36:36 Speaker 1 psycho and pervert like I would want him as my pastor you know I mean just like you look at Megan 36:41 Speaker 1 every I would go church so much more if I could just look at Megan be like I told you yeah 36:45 Speaker 1 I told you you know you're gonna turn damn nation in hell with us okay 36:50 Speaker 1 hell's up baby that's not but um but then after that you start seeing the the rest of it in his 36:55 Speaker 1 true colors and what he did when he wasn't preaching. 36:58 Speaker 1 And dude, it's a great, great show. 37:00 Speaker 1 I highly recommend it to every guy out there 37:02 Speaker 1 because I think all of us know guys 37:06 Speaker 1 that are like him, that treat women that way. 37:10 Speaker 1 And it's just so interesting to see 37:11 Speaker 1 like his best friend stuck with him through all of this. 37:15 Speaker 1 And it's like, dude, I don't know. 37:16 Speaker 1 Like, I'll be friends with you, 37:18 Speaker 1 but if you start doing this kind of stuff, 37:20 Speaker 1 you start calling a chick, I don't know, 37:22 Speaker 1 59 times one time he called her, 37:24 Speaker 1 of the day. Like that's what she she answering. No, she had 59 missed calls on her phone. 37:31 Speaker 1 Oh damn. Yeah. I mean, if you put it, like, take the same scenario and he's like, 37:35 Speaker 1 bar manager. I mean, it's like normal as fuck. It's like normal as hell. They're all having, 37:40 Speaker 1 they're all having sex there and affairs and everything and bouncing around and he's, you know, 37:44 Speaker 1 he might have a little sermon girt going on in the back or whatnot. But I don't know. I just, 37:49 Speaker 1 I feel like it's just because he was a preacher that make it seem that much worse. But like I 37:52 Speaker 1 I always say I don't really a lot of shady preacher out there. 37:55 Speaker 1 A lot of shady motherfuckers that just interpret the Bible how they want to like kind of like how 37:58 Speaker 1 Joseph Smith did. 37:59 Speaker 1 That's why I kind of think this guy's I think that's what makes it worse because he was 38:02 Speaker 1 using the Bible to try to influence these people. 38:04 Speaker 1 But it wasn't like saying I need you all to have sex with me. 38:07 Speaker 1 You just saying like I need to have sex in my wife four times a day. 38:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:10 Speaker 1 And every time you get in the pulpit he'd go he'd go look I only preach about my life. 38:15 Speaker 1 I only preach about things that are going on in my life and then you'd go right into the 38:19 Speaker 1 If you are not pleasing your husband, 38:22 Speaker 1 you are not pleasing the Lord. 38:24 Speaker 1 I mean, this chick had to be devastated. 38:26 Speaker 1 It was so terrible, but you're definitely need to watch it. 38:29 Speaker 1 Make sure you watch it. 38:30 Speaker 1 It's really, really good. 38:31 Speaker 1 When I just told me everything about it, 38:32 Speaker 1 I don't know if you ever need to watch it. 38:33 Speaker 1 No, no, I miss, I'm leaving out a lot of weird stuff. 38:36 Speaker 1 I'm just giving you the highlights. 38:39 Speaker 1 But you know what, dude, you know she dies. 38:41 Speaker 1 It's in the freaking title. 38:42 Speaker 1 Come on. 38:43 Speaker 1 And also, I mean, I feel like whatever, 38:46 Speaker 1 that's the other problem I have with these non-denominational 38:48 Speaker 1 There's just like a free for all like what are you doing here? 38:50 Speaker 1 Come on. 38:51 Speaker 1 I get to have some structure like like that's my cousin. 38:53 Speaker 1 We went to one. 38:54 Speaker 1 He's like we're going to church tomorrow. 38:55 Speaker 1 It's like so and so Christian. 38:57 Speaker 1 I'm like what denomination is like it's not. 38:59 Speaker 1 I'm like what do you mean it's not? 39:00 Speaker 1 It's like you know, having a burger place with no name. 39:02 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 39:03 Speaker 1 What's going on here? 39:04 Speaker 1 Like it's just this burger place and you don't know what kind 39:06 Speaker 1 of burgers you get. 39:06 Speaker 1 I want to know like on burger getting so I'm not a big fan 39:09 Speaker 1 of the non denominational. 39:12 Speaker 1 Did they save this was like a large congregation like a mega 39:15 Speaker 1 church size. 39:16 Speaker 1 it looked huge. I mean, because it's in Myrtle Beach. 39:19 Speaker 1 They, it looked probably, I'm gonna say a thousand people. 39:25 Speaker 1 So, oh, so it's probably more southern Baptist than right? 39:29 Speaker 1 They're called rock solid. Oh, Jesus Christ. See, there's so many red flags here. 39:33 Speaker 1 Why would you go to that church? Not an abonational megaturge called rock solid. 39:37 Speaker 1 I mean, they're talking about as dick. 39:38 Speaker 1 Like, what? I guess what they do. Guess what they do every Sunday. 39:43 Speaker 1 I swear, did they bring out a fucking snake? 39:45 Speaker 1 No, they take a secular song and they make it spiritual. 39:50 Speaker 1 So they would take like any song you could ever think of, right? 39:53 Speaker 1 Like highway to hell would be highway to heaven, you know? 39:57 Speaker 1 I'm on a hell way to heaven. 40:00 Speaker 1 That, and if you got a damn, if I walk into your church, 40:04 Speaker 1 if you got a drummer on stage in a cage, like in a black seaglass, 40:08 Speaker 1 I really want to walk out. 40:09 Speaker 1 You know, I'm just like, what's going on here? 40:12 Speaker 1 It's very, I find it, I find it, I find it. 40:14 Speaker 1 I found it very funny, but anyway, it was a good show. You gotta watch it and oh dude 40:19 Speaker 1 I just had another thing I needed to tell you crap before we move on 40:24 Speaker 1 Oh God Brandon all you're so important. All right. Go ahead. What's up news? Oh, okay. We're gonna get into there. Let those the dumb news 40:33 Speaker 1 You're day little star 40:36 Speaker 1 Daily dose Dom Luke 40:39 Speaker 1 Daily dose Dom news for you 40:42 Speaker 1 That's your man. 40:58 Speaker 1 of other opening acts quit tore after mac and war was dropped over his pro Palestinian 41:01 Speaker 1 comments uh so apparently uh ed Sheeran is doing this big 41:06 Speaker 1 tour he's got all these people what he doing over there you okay I'm mad because I tried 41:09 Speaker 1 to hide this from you I've actually been praying you would never find this headline 41:13 Speaker 1 because it was up it was up last week or the Friday. And when I saw it, the first thing I thought 41:18 Speaker 1 up was, oh God, please don't let Brandon find this out. So I do it. I hope you didn't see it. 41:23 Speaker 1 And also before I forget check your messages on Facebook before we get out of here. I want to go 41:28 Speaker 1 over that. But go ahead. Like, okay. Anyway, okay. It's Sharon. So he had this performance, 41:35 Speaker 1 you know, he's doing like a tour and he's got people opening for him and whatnot. And one of 41:40 Speaker 1 home apparently was Macamore, you know, the guy that did thrift shop and I don't even think 41:44 Speaker 1 he did anything. I didn't know he could be on tour. He's got like one song, but maybe 41:46 Speaker 1 he's got, he's got, he's got downtown cruising to the LAs. Okay, I don't know if I heard 41:52 Speaker 1 that one. Anyway, so Macamore goes up on stage. I don't know where the stadium was, but 41:58 Speaker 1 it was, he goes up and pretty much says like, hey, we need to free, free Palestine, like, 42:03 Speaker 1 you know, I'm sorry, my, you know, Jewish brothers and Palestinians have to get involved 42:07 Speaker 1 been fight about this, but pretty much he was pro pal, 42:10 Speaker 1 saying anti Israel and then God, Robert Kraft, you know, he's like, 42:14 Speaker 1 stop being me into juice. He's like, you're not coming to my stadium. 42:17 Speaker 1 All right. Cause what was the juice? Think about this. So they make him management, 42:21 Speaker 1 drops him or whatnot. Ed Sheeran's like, look, I'm not taking a side on either 42:25 Speaker 1 one of this, which I think is nice and people are like, silence is 42:28 Speaker 1 complicity. All right. We shut the fuck up the juice. Just a singer from England, 42:32 Speaker 1 Britain, like what he has nothing. He has no skin in the game here. Um, and then 42:36 Speaker 1 The other side of it to be as well is that good wars gay is he not? 42:41 Speaker 1 Yes, he is. 42:42 Speaker 1 Okay. 42:44 Speaker 1 Free Palestine if you went there and said free Palestine they throw you off a fucking building. 42:48 Speaker 1 All right. 42:48 Speaker 1 Because you're gay. 42:49 Speaker 1 I mean, that just blows my fucking mind to your standing up for somebody that, you know, 42:53 Speaker 1 I mean, they're getting demolished over there, getting wiped out, whatever. 42:57 Speaker 1 But these people would kill you in a heartbeat. 42:59 Speaker 1 It just blows my fucking mind that you can agree. 43:02 Speaker 1 Be like, no, free those people. 43:03 Speaker 1 We want them around. 43:04 Speaker 1 And at the same time promote gayness. 43:06 Speaker 1 Like what do you do with it? 43:07 Speaker 1 It makes no sense to me. 43:08 Speaker 1 You can't do both. 43:09 Speaker 1 You're literally getting yourself killed. 43:10 Speaker 1 I don't understand it. 43:12 Speaker 1 All right, it makes me happy that you're taking 43:14 Speaker 1 the stanch you're taking. 43:15 Speaker 1 And I'm very much in agreement with you. 43:18 Speaker 1 Now, I will say it's not just craft. 43:20 Speaker 1 So they also banned him from Atlanta from Mercedes-Benz. 43:25 Speaker 1 So they're not a lot of them here either. 43:28 Speaker 1 I don't know the last time we went to a downtown lab, 43:30 Speaker 1 but there's not a lot of Jews walking around. 43:32 Speaker 1 I think nobody, 43:34 Speaker 1 It's just not the message that you want to send if you are a owner of a sports team 43:40 Speaker 1 and you're going to be having that in your... It's just not something you want to touch. 43:44 Speaker 1 And to be honest, there's some stars out there. 43:46 Speaker 1 There's some celebrities that can say things like that and get support or be back. 43:56 Speaker 1 Macl'more is not one of them. 43:58 Speaker 1 Macl'more is not even... Like you said, he's nowhere near Ed Sheeran's level and Ed Sheeran's 44:03 Speaker 1 not even one of them. I mean, yeah, if that year came out and said like, you know, some type 44:07 Speaker 1 of racial derogatory thing about black people or Asians or whoever, everybody would be like, 44:14 Speaker 1 I'm done. You know, I'm cutting up. He's not that big. I mean, to me, he didn't really, 44:19 Speaker 1 I mean, he didn't really say anything. He just pretty much said, you know, 44:22 Speaker 1 propale or free Palestine. I mean, could he said, you know, would he have been okay if he went up there 44:26 Speaker 1 and he's like, keep killing the Palestinians, Jews, good job. You know, I mean, with that 44:29 Speaker 1 that had been okay with Kraft had been like, 44:31 Speaker 1 oh yeah, it's fine, he said all you want. 44:32 Speaker 1 And Arthur Blank, I know why he is Jewish as well. 44:35 Speaker 1 So that's why it's why it banned from Atlanta too. 44:38 Speaker 1 I think it's weird, I think it's weird for anybody 44:41 Speaker 1 to get up and push that message anyway, 44:45 Speaker 1 this way or that way. 44:46 Speaker 1 That's just an odd message to push in the United States 44:50 Speaker 1 when you're not Palestinian and you're not Jewish. 44:54 Speaker 1 You shouldn't, I don't understand how we have any. 44:56 Speaker 1 And McElmore is not married to a woman, Tara McElmore. 45:00 Speaker 1 I know it came out when he said the thrift store. 45:02 Speaker 1 That's kind of when I stopped listening to it. 45:04 Speaker 1 I'm looking at it up. 45:06 Speaker 1 Pretty sure he's gay. 45:07 Speaker 1 Like 95% sure. 45:08 Speaker 1 I mean, let's see stop being gay. 45:10 Speaker 1 And now he's like, all right, now we can help the Palestinian's out. 45:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, you stopped being gay so he could support Palestine. 45:18 Speaker 1 McElmore gay. 45:19 Speaker 1 Um, oh, see, Tera knows all this because she is in the same boat. 45:27 Speaker 1 It says, Mackelmore is not gay, but he is a prominent straight ally who advocates heavily 45:34 Speaker 1 for LGBTQ plus rights. 45:38 Speaker 1 So same love is the song that you're thinking of. 45:41 Speaker 1 That's the one that in 2012 was a pro equality song. 45:45 Speaker 1 Same love supporting same sex marriage. 45:48 Speaker 1 he go up with the gay uncles a gay godfather which shaped his views okay i get it he's 45:55 Speaker 1 married the trisha i get it he's gay you show that no palestay and they're gonna buy he's 46:01 Speaker 1 gay brother is uncle is god is godfather that they are gay and he might song about how he likes 46:05 Speaker 1 to be gay he was born gay i mean how much more than closet can you be come on i mean thank 46:10 Speaker 1 every every male role model around me was gay but i'm not gay and it's just like i was 46:15 Speaker 1 Trisha Davis is why since 2015 I promise you Tara. She knows she knows he's gay because there's no way that dude straight 46:25 Speaker 1 No, no straight guy writes a song about same sex marriage just because he wants to support you know 46:30 Speaker 1 I mean it's weird. Yeah, it's very odd. It's very odd and when you care about it that much you got to be gay 46:35 Speaker 1 You know, you don't spend that much time 46:38 Speaker 1 not 46:40 Speaker 1 advocate for it and not be a gay when you get. Well, I don't know. Tara, Tara supports LGBTQ 46:46 Speaker 1 heavily. And there was a time that she was the only person associated with this show that we thought 46:52 Speaker 1 was gay. And we were all excited to have her and she actually came out as straight and ruined 46:58 Speaker 1 everything. So she took away something that she could have because honestly, if Tara was, 47:02 Speaker 1 if Tara was actually gay, she'd be getting paid right now. But because she had to go all of her 47:08 Speaker 1 money just to be straight. And we'd probably be up for like a Grammy. 47:15 Speaker 1 The press for dude, we need to have Tara and Germany come out as gay. We would be we would shoot 47:21 Speaker 1 to the top immediately. And then next thing, you know, crazy Mark and freakin, uh, what's his name? 47:26 Speaker 1 Josh. Josh. Yeah. I kill you. But crazy Mark and Josh are like, okay, so those guys are number 47:34 Speaker 1 one on the billboards for podcasts. But it's because they got gay producers and gay social 47:38 Speaker 1 media people. You know how we beat them, right? We've got a big A. They either Josh. It's 47:46 Speaker 1 okay. Oh, Josh leaves the show. Yeah, it's funny. Let's see. But yeah, I mean, I don't 47:54 Speaker 1 know, just the, it didn't really make sense to me, but I'm also, I don't understand why 47:57 Speaker 1 you're like getting upset about it either. Like, I mean, it's really getting under your 48:01 Speaker 1 skin. You know, if you're as craft and blank or whoever else 48:04 Speaker 1 drop them and it's really getting under their skin and when all 48:06 Speaker 1 the while it's pretty much saying is maybe stop bombing Palestine. 48:10 Speaker 1 I think that's just what he's trying to say who cares another business. 48:13 Speaker 1 It's like free to bet. Why do I care what happens in Tibet? Yeah. 48:17 Speaker 1 I don't know. But like you said, the whole Middle East could get blown up 48:20 Speaker 1 tomorrow for all like everybody. Everybody Israel, Iran, Iraq, everybody can 48:24 Speaker 1 get blown up. I feel the same way. I'm not I'm an equal opportunity here. 48:28 Speaker 1 I feel the same way about China. 48:31 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 48:32 Speaker 1 I feel the same way about Russia. 48:33 Speaker 1 Like if tomorrow you crane dropped a nuke on Russia. 48:36 Speaker 1 You know how much sleep I would lose over that? 48:39 Speaker 1 Probably like 15 minutes when the news alert comes across. 48:42 Speaker 1 You know? 48:43 Speaker 1 Like what? 48:44 Speaker 1 It's lost. 48:45 Speaker 1 Who cares? 48:46 Speaker 1 They're not coming at me. 48:47 Speaker 1 I don't care. 48:48 Speaker 1 Probably would be shortly after. 48:49 Speaker 1 Sorry, Tara. 48:50 Speaker 1 She said shake my hand. 48:51 Speaker 1 I'm so sick. 48:52 Speaker 1 Look, Jeremy's down. 48:53 Speaker 1 40s at his winner. 48:54 Speaker 1 See, we're halfway there, baby. 48:56 Speaker 1 Oh, we gotta do. 48:58 Speaker 1 All right, you said I need to check my Facebook messages. 49:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, so, okay, so there's this new thing going around. 49:03 Speaker 1 I can't. 49:05 Speaker 1 Remember when I went through that little short span 49:07 Speaker 1 where I could, I watched nothing but Panda videos? 49:09 Speaker 1 Do you remember that? 49:10 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 49:11 Speaker 1 So dude, I found a new one and it's freaking awesome. 49:15 Speaker 1 So what it is, it's ladies that are acting like 49:19 Speaker 1 they're on Facebook Live or they're on some type 49:21 Speaker 1 of video call and they walk in with their phone 49:25 Speaker 1 while their husband or the man in their house 49:27 Speaker 1 is going number two in the bathroom. 49:30 Speaker 1 You're like a bathroom tour. 49:32 Speaker 1 And they're acting like they're remodeling their bathroom. 49:34 Speaker 1 So like, hey, I want to work on the sink. 49:36 Speaker 1 I want to work on this. 49:36 Speaker 1 I want to work on that. 49:38 Speaker 1 But the dude is sitting on the toilet. 49:41 Speaker 1 While this is happening. 49:42 Speaker 1 So I've watched five 50 of these. 49:44 Speaker 1 And they're all freaking amazing. 49:48 Speaker 1 But I want you to show the one that I just sent you. 49:50 Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus Christ. 49:51 Speaker 1 Oh. 49:52 Speaker 1 I texted it to you. 49:53 Speaker 1 Just know it's not on Facebook messages. 49:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I saw that and it's my fail. 49:58 Speaker 1 Now you gotta get Megan to do that to you. 50:01 Speaker 1 No, no, what I'm thinking about doing. 50:03 Speaker 1 I'm thinking about doing the first one with a girl and I'm gonna get fucking flagged. 50:10 Speaker 1 I can't even. 50:12 Speaker 1 You say girl to you. 50:15 Speaker 1 You made your wife or you're just gonna go into the Walmart bathroom and just. 50:17 Speaker 1 Oh my God. No, I'm not gonna. 50:19 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna just do some random chick. 50:22 Speaker 1 I'm talking about my wife. 50:23 Speaker 1 You said some girl. 50:24 Speaker 1 You know what I meant? Oh my god, Brandon. Yeah, I'm like hey guys, I'm gonna remodel the target girls bathroom 50:34 Speaker 1 Oh 50:34 Speaker 1 I'm holding my phone over the stall like oh we're gonna go ahead and mop that up and paint that wall. That's how you go to jail 50:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought that's what you're gonna do. Okay, but I'll say I like it. No, all right. Let's see if we can get this shit rolling 50:48 Speaker 1 here and I have not a lot of requests for 50:54 Speaker 1 Papa's bathroom tour and if it's safe for him so I just wanted to be able to 51:00 Speaker 1 show you guys that today so as you can see here we have rails here for him as well 51:06 Speaker 1 as double air fresheners with an extra what the 51:12 Speaker 1 raised if user and over here we even have more rails, rails everywhere. And then we've got a shower mat for him. So he doesn't slip. And we've got an extra towel thing here that way you can use this cane and easily get a towel. 51:32 Speaker 1 And then over here he's got a great cabinet that was actually raised because the toilet seat was so over tall 51:44 Speaker 1 All right, I don't know what happened there towards the end, but yeah, no, there's a fucking layers. What? 51:50 Speaker 1 He didn't let you finish it. Yeah, dude. So I love it because 51:55 Speaker 1 He's like what 51:59 Speaker 1 And then when he's trying to grab the towel that covers crotch when she comes back 52:03 Speaker 1 And he's like, and we got the towel thing here. 52:04 Speaker 1 So he can easily grab a towel with his cane. 52:07 Speaker 1 And he covers himself up. 52:08 Speaker 1 And he's like, what the dude, those are my favorite. 52:10 Speaker 1 So if anybody's looking for something to keep you entertained, 52:12 Speaker 1 it's that one. 52:13 Speaker 1 And then if you've seen the new one where, and this is something 52:16 Speaker 1 I do want to do to Megan, because I know she hasn't seen it, 52:18 Speaker 1 because her algorithm is totally different to mine. 52:20 Speaker 1 The people that do the plunger, and then their loved one comes in 52:24 Speaker 1 like the significant other. 52:25 Speaker 1 And they just like move the plunger so water splashes out of the 52:29 Speaker 1 plunger into the person's face. 52:31 Speaker 1 Have you seen that? 52:32 Speaker 1 No, you're going to use actual toilet water. 52:34 Speaker 1 No, so you take like a brand new plunger, 52:36 Speaker 1 put some water in it, set your camera up in the corner, 52:39 Speaker 1 and then you call your spouse in, and you're like, 52:42 Speaker 1 hey, I can't get the toilet on clog, 52:44 Speaker 1 and you make the movement with your hand 52:47 Speaker 1 and the water comes back to the water. 52:49 Speaker 1 When you watch these reactions, dude, 52:51 Speaker 1 and it's a lot of black dudes, which makes it even better, 52:54 Speaker 1 because, you know, they just frickin' they lose it, right? 52:57 Speaker 1 And so... 52:59 Speaker 1 So I gotta do that to Megan. 53:01 Speaker 1 You gotta get some melted M&M's also put it on there. 53:05 Speaker 1 Looks like, yeah. 53:05 Speaker 1 One lady did a, she had like, 53:08 Speaker 1 she sprayed Fartspray everywhere, 53:09 Speaker 1 so it smelled terrible in there. 53:11 Speaker 1 And then she put something like chocolate pudding, 53:13 Speaker 1 like hot chocolate pudding on there. 53:15 Speaker 1 And then she just like touched him in the fit. 53:17 Speaker 1 And dude, it hit his mouth. 53:18 Speaker 1 Dude lost his mind. 53:21 Speaker 1 So, hot chocolate pudding. 53:22 Speaker 1 When she put pudding in the microwave or what do you think about? 53:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, like warm, like warm chocolate. 53:25 Speaker 1 I mean, it doesn't, you know, 53:26 Speaker 1 but it can't be ice cold, or they're gonna know. 53:28 Speaker 1 It's got to be like a little warm. 53:31 Speaker 1 You know, like it just came out. 53:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, just came out to ass held down there. 53:34 Speaker 1 So yeah, that'd be fun. 53:35 Speaker 1 But so you got to do both the Megan. 53:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 53:38 Speaker 1 It's gonna be funny if you get the wrong fucking 53:39 Speaker 1 a plunger. 53:40 Speaker 1 You're having a picture that is a real plunger. 53:42 Speaker 1 Like a brand new one. 53:43 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 53:44 Speaker 1 I still divorced me. 53:48 Speaker 1 Oh, man, but I say we've got another NFL game tonight. 53:52 Speaker 1 I love that we're back in the season. 53:53 Speaker 1 It still doesn't really feel like football season yet, though. 53:56 Speaker 1 It's still super fucking hot outside. 53:57 Speaker 1 We're supposed to have like getting cooler weather 53:59 Speaker 1 and then Georgia just wants to fuck us 54:00 Speaker 1 and just flip it around and we just get hot again. 54:02 Speaker 1 But we've got your lines playing. 54:05 Speaker 1 How confident are you in another lines when? 54:07 Speaker 1 Start not season two and oh, 54:09 Speaker 1 because as a, as a foul, actually go ahead with that. 54:13 Speaker 1 So, you know, I mean, I watch this thing the other day 54:16 Speaker 1 because I follow all the line stuff and it's interesting 54:19 Speaker 1 because I'm gonna ask you this question 54:22 Speaker 1 and I wanna see what your answer is 54:23 Speaker 1 because I know my answer. 54:25 Speaker 1 If I told you right now that I would give you $2,000 54:29 Speaker 1 right now, but, or I would let the Falcons win the Super Bowl, which one would you choose? 54:38 Speaker 1 Oh, I'll take the Falcons win Super Bowl. If I gave you $4,000 right now, or Falcons win the Super Bowl. 54:46 Speaker 1 Is there another offer left? Yeah. Oh, there's, oh, no. I mean, yeah, Falcons win the Super Bowl. 54:53 Speaker 1 All right, $10,000 for the Falcons win the Super Bowl. 54:57 Speaker 1 I think I'll just take the $10,000 every nice. 54:59 Speaker 1 So you're not a true fan. 55:01 Speaker 1 Why, how much are you fucking spending on the power 55:03 Speaker 1 or the Detroit lives of when the Super Bowl? 55:05 Speaker 1 So I was watching this thing 55:07 Speaker 1 where they did that with Lions fans. 55:09 Speaker 1 And obviously some other price stage 55:11 Speaker 1 and some other just I can't pick to whatever. 55:13 Speaker 1 The last lady that gave up the money 55:17 Speaker 1 made it to $4 million. 55:19 Speaker 1 And she said I would, she said I would not take 55:21 Speaker 1 to $4 million, I'd rather see the Lions when the Super Bowl. 55:24 Speaker 1 I am probably at the deal. 55:29 Speaker 1 I would not take the money under $100,000 55:33 Speaker 1 because that's how bad I want to see that happen. 55:37 Speaker 1 I've never seen it. 55:38 Speaker 1 It's never happened, you know? 55:39 Speaker 1 So when you say like how confident am I? 55:44 Speaker 1 I'm the reason I bet on the team that's playing 55:46 Speaker 1 the lines is because I am not winning bets. 55:49 Speaker 1 I know that. 55:51 Speaker 1 But I also can't, the lines can't win. 55:54 Speaker 1 So I either paid it watching them win 55:56 Speaker 1 or at least walk away with some money. 55:58 Speaker 1 Tonight, I am not confident at all. 56:01 Speaker 1 And I think it's gonna be a very sad night 56:05 Speaker 1 in Chuckie's house. 56:06 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna be going to bed very sad. 56:08 Speaker 1 And I think it's gonna be a blowout. 56:10 Speaker 1 I'm thinking Buffalo 35 Detroit 17. 56:17 Speaker 1 Bam. 56:18 Speaker 1 But if the bill's win, what do you get? 56:21 Speaker 1 You get like sad $400? 56:23 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not even that actually. I think only went like 170 because they're so highly favored. 56:30 Speaker 1 But, but I mean, it's still it's early in the season. I have, I have faked the lines. I'll make the playoffs. 56:36 Speaker 1 I'm worried about Chicago. Chicago looks like they're the real deal. Great. Great. It's only been one game. They gave up a lot of points in that game. 56:43 Speaker 1 But that, that offense is stupid. So Chicago, you gotta get past Chicago if anybody wants to make it out of the end of the scene. 56:50 Speaker 1 And I don't know how anybody does it. 56:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I'm glad you got a little bit of hope over there today. 56:54 Speaker 1 I got the notification on ESPN that all injuries does not mean they're not playing when it comes to the quarterback. 57:00 Speaker 1 So apparently all four quarterbacks for the Falcons are on the fucking table right now. 57:03 Speaker 1 I have no idea what that means. 57:05 Speaker 1 I don't know if they're just like, fucking anyone's going out there. 57:07 Speaker 1 We got four quarterbacks. 57:08 Speaker 1 We got four quarters of football. 57:09 Speaker 1 One quarterback for per quarter. 57:12 Speaker 1 But I don't know because the fans get, I mean, what does that mean? 57:14 Speaker 1 Like just because we say they're injured doesn't mean they're not going to play. 57:17 Speaker 1 What are you saying? 57:18 Speaker 1 He said I can't remember the exact quote, but it said he said something like injuries does not mean 57:22 Speaker 1 They're not playing. He said we have all four quarterback options open 57:26 Speaker 1 So what he's telling me is like two of them are still hurt as fuck and 57:30 Speaker 1 They're so potential they're getting put out there 57:33 Speaker 1 But your asses are getting put out there. I don't care to I don't care if your head explodes and pinnics 57:38 Speaker 1 If your knee explodes to get us swear to God, we're just throwing you we're throwing you the wolves downtown Atlanta 57:42 Speaker 1 Who was the who is the quarterback? Well, I think it was a quarterback? 57:45 Speaker 1 Um, where you got put on the IR like a long time ago in the NFL and his listing on the IO is sad 57:53 Speaker 1 I did not see that. Oh, I'm looking 57:58 Speaker 1 Remember the most recent crazy quarterback situation. I'm ever was Anthony Richardson for the Colts. Remember he just like 58:04 Speaker 1 Took himself out of the game last year. It is a hot. I'm done. Go. I don't know 58:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, he took himself out of the game and they're like what the head put the backup quarterback in I can't remember who they had to put in 58:14 Speaker 1 But I was like, how do you take yourself out of the game? 58:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, Germany. 58:18 Speaker 1 Panks going out on crutches is what the fancy is what I'm understanding with some 58:22 Speaker 1 fancies statement. 58:23 Speaker 1 But I mean, they said, and the good thing is that he even said, even undrafted 58:28 Speaker 1 Jack Strand, my, oh, please just put that motherfucker in there. 58:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 58:32 Speaker 1 Just, you know, there's been five major league baseball players that have been 58:35 Speaker 1 put on the I.L. 58:36 Speaker 1 for sadness. 58:38 Speaker 1 What were they? 58:39 Speaker 1 Did they say what they're sad about? 58:40 Speaker 1 Like divorce or the bad dad? 58:41 Speaker 1 What's going on? 58:42 Speaker 1 I can put it in a fella. I want to know it is. Okay. Yes. 58:48 Speaker 1 Isaiah Williams from New York Jets. 58:52 Speaker 1 Oh my God. He got put on the IR for wanting to kill himself. Oh, damn. They're like, 58:59 Speaker 1 I like how they're like, yeah, we can't really have you out there playing and you just kill 59:03 Speaker 1 yourself on the field. They look real bad for us. Yeah. And then I like how the headline is the 59:07 Speaker 1 The head case who became the first NFL starter admit he was mentally a what in the world. 59:12 Speaker 1 Why do you want to kill himself because he's playing for the Jets? 59:14 Speaker 1 I don't know. 59:16 Speaker 1 But it's funny that I'm yeah Isaiah, Isaiah, Williams is his name. 59:23 Speaker 1 This was a month ago. 59:24 Speaker 1 So it must be recent. 59:26 Speaker 1 A month ago. 59:27 Speaker 1 So this man just I'm sorry. 59:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, three days ago before we come in a standout return for New York Jets as A Williams 59:32 Speaker 1 was struggling with anxiety, depression, during his college career to Illinois. 59:36 Speaker 1 He finally starting an entreatment, but now he's on the IR. 59:41 Speaker 1 You know, what are who told him? 59:41 Speaker 1 He could like, I'm wondering, you know, 59:44 Speaker 1 you want to get the guy to the benefit of the doubt 59:45 Speaker 1 and think that he's actually something's wrong with him. 59:47 Speaker 1 But there's also another part of you. 59:48 Speaker 1 He's like, maybe the dude was just getting fucked up 59:50 Speaker 1 on the field so much. 59:51 Speaker 1 He's like, there's no way I'm gonna survive out here. 59:52 Speaker 1 Like my body's gonna be destroyed. 59:54 Speaker 1 What if I just tell him I'm sad or I want to kill myself? 59:56 Speaker 1 You know, I had to do that one time in high school 59:59 Speaker 1 to get a class change. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 It was like the beginning of the semester and whatnot. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 And there weren't counselors who weren't accepting anybody 1:00:05 Speaker 1 that put on the request of they needed a class change, 1:00:08 Speaker 1 but I had to have one, 1:00:08 Speaker 1 because I was in the wrong fucking class. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 And by the time they were accepting class changes, 1:00:12 Speaker 1 it was like two weeks later, 1:00:13 Speaker 1 I would have been stuck in that fucking class. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 So I had to put on there that was thinking about 1:00:18 Speaker 1 harming myself. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, shoot, oh, I did. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 That's where it got. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 It gets you in every time. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 But I put that on there and my counselor goes, 1:00:26 Speaker 1 she's like, what's going on? 1:00:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, not a whole lot. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 I just need to get this class change. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 I know you weren't accepted it. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 She was not happy, but I got my class change. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 So everything worked out. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 Did they call like a professional or anything? 1:00:38 Speaker 1 No, no, no, you guys got to talk to the counselor first. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm good. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 I'm not sad. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 I love my life. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Like, great. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 Wait, you told them that you were thinking about harming 1:00:46 Speaker 1 yourself and ladies made you go see the school counselor? 1:00:49 Speaker 1 Well, you put in the request online to see your counselor. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 But for that, like, two week period 1:00:55 Speaker 1 at the start of the semester, they weren't accepting any, 1:00:57 Speaker 1 I need my class changed request to the counselor. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 So if they got that, the counselor just wouldn't answer it. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 but I needed my class change because it was fucked. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 So I had to put, I was gonna harm myself 1:01:07 Speaker 1 and got in there and just like, 1:01:09 Speaker 1 everything okay, I'm, I'm actually really good. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 I'm fine. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 Like, it's great. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 But I will kill myself. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 I don't get out of this class. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 Start it. 1:01:17 Speaker 1 You're a terrible person. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 You're terrible. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 You lied about mental illness. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 Just get your class change. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 Get an early appointment with your counselor. 1:01:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, but mental illness won't really a big thing 1:01:27 Speaker 1 when I was in school. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Like, as soon as I got out, 1:01:29 Speaker 1 that's really when it started. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Like, I was starting hearing about people, 1:01:32 Speaker 1 You're saying beat sad. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 Get goes good. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 He's upset. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Brandon tried out for the soccer team and they're like, 1:01:37 Speaker 1 Hey, Brandon, we're sorry to let you know. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 And he's like, I'll kill myself. 1:01:41 Speaker 1 I'll kill myself. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 Marcely. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 No, kill him myself. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 They're like, Brandon, we're going to need you to play defense. 1:01:47 Speaker 1 I will kill myself right now. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 If you can see. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 That's right. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Play. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Oh, my. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 Oh, golly. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 What are you going to golly? 1:01:55 Speaker 1 Oh, fuck no, dude. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 I killed myself. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 He'll put me in goalie after I broke my arm. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 Like, I forgot. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I don't know why I was in a goalie. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 Like two games. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm, I'm really about to kill myself. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 But, uh, no, the hand there was something else. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Man, I didn't really fit now. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 But what? 1:02:13 Speaker 1 There's like a one liner. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 I was like, oh, thank God that kid broke his leg. 1:02:16 Speaker 1 Now he's not gonna kill himself. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 We don't have to go. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 Like, it's a really bad thing. 1:02:19 Speaker 1 So. 1:02:20 Speaker 1 Uh, but yeah, if you ever need to see someone, uh, quickly, 1:02:25 Speaker 1 then we're gonna arm yourself and don't get right through you. 1:02:27 Speaker 1 Sometimes I do it, but don't do it. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 You don't kill yourself. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 do it. You can do a lot of operators also like the if you're calling someone you're just 1:02:38 Speaker 1 like going through a robot operator operator operator I need help when we kill myself help 1:02:42 Speaker 1 me help me and then they'll usually push it through. They made they made all the kids 1:02:48 Speaker 1 at the elementary do a suicide pledge anti suicide pledge you remember that suicide 1:02:53 Speaker 1 hat. No it's a suicide pledge where you they teach all these kids about suicide about 1:02:57 Speaker 1 how like, you know, hey, people feel sad and people can hurt themselves. And, you know, 1:03:00 Speaker 1 sometimes your friends will come to you and tell you things and you can't be afraid 1:03:05 Speaker 1 to tell an adult. You can't be afraid to tell a trusted adult, meaning a parent, a teacher, 1:03:09 Speaker 1 counselor, whatever. So they have a health, a kid sit down and you have to write out and 1:03:15 Speaker 1 it was Sydney's class. And so Sydney had to write out this, this pledge and it was like, 1:03:19 Speaker 1 I Sydney and she had grades all this information. It says, you know, I swear that I, if I ever 1:03:25 Speaker 1 think or suspect one of my friends is having depression or suicidal thoughts that I will 1:03:30 Speaker 1 tell a trusted adult and I will help to be kind and do this and do that. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Well at the end you have to write trusted adults, two trusted adults and then a teacher 1:03:42 Speaker 1 and then you sign it and you have to put their phone number, everything. 1:03:47 Speaker 1 That way when she has her pledge it has two trusted adults, a teacher, three phone numbers 1:03:51 Speaker 1 and her signature. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 So she brings it home and she already figured it out. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 Or she already filled it out. 1:03:56 Speaker 1 And it says, it says, dad phone number. 1:04:01 Speaker 1 And she wrote, none of your business. 1:04:03 Speaker 1 And then it says, mom phone number, 1:04:05 Speaker 1 still numbing your business. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 And it says that teacher's name, phone number, how would I know? 1:04:11 Speaker 1 And then she just signed it. 1:04:12 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 1:04:14 Speaker 1 They let you do this. 1:04:17 Speaker 1 Cindy's like, no, no, what if I'm doing anything? 1:04:19 Speaker 1 I'm not talking about my crazy days. 1:04:21 Speaker 1 I thought she's gonna come home and I said, 1:04:22 Speaker 1 we saw the suicide pack today. 1:04:24 Speaker 1 Like, what? 1:04:25 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 1:04:26 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 No, it's a pledge that she'll always take care of her friends 1:04:31 Speaker 1 and sound the alarm if she needs to. 1:04:34 Speaker 1 But no one's getting called. 1:04:34 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 Not on hers. 1:04:36 Speaker 1 Not on hers. 1:04:37 Speaker 1 It's not of anybody's business. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 1:04:41 Speaker 1 Oh, we appreciate it, but listen, 1:04:43 Speaker 1 we're gonna go ahead and get on out of here for today 1:04:45 Speaker 1 and we'll see you back here in March. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 You guys think we'll get on out of here? 1:04:49 Speaker 1 Pray the lines when, if they're not, 1:04:51 Speaker 1 If they don't, it's gonna be a terrible episode tomorrow. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:04:55 Speaker 1 All right, we don't kill yourself, 1:04:56 Speaker 1 but if you need help, tell them that you are. 1:04:57 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you later, bud.