Whacking Off Is Illegal EP-391 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-16
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Thresh. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:47 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like an STP with a Pamin'a Missile Wednesday! 1:02 Speaker 1 On this day in history, in 1620, the Mayflower departed England from Plymouth to North America. 1:08 Speaker 1 Uh, Spain, Mexico also started their war for independence from Spain, and General Motors was founded this day as well. 1:15 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher, I'm a State of the Dosho over this Chuck Charles Ironfist. How you doing? 1:19 Speaker 1 Okay. Now you got me... I appreciate the facts, but now I think that I might have misheard my teacher 1:27 Speaker 1 in elementary. You said the Mayflower departed Plymouth to come to America. 1:36 Speaker 1 Now, departed England to come to, uh, in my bed, yeah, from Plymouth and England carrying the 1:40 Speaker 1 pilgrims bound for North America. That happened in 1620 on this day. They left Plymouth, England, 1:46 Speaker 1 and landed on Plymouth Rock. Uh, yeah, I think that's not the only, you know, destination they had. 1:51 Speaker 1 It said they, the Mayflower departed England from Plymouth carrying pilgrims bound for North America. 1:56 Speaker 1 And where did they land? 1:58 Speaker 1 Well, I'm with rock. 1:58 Speaker 1 Okay, that's not true. 2:00 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 2:01 Speaker 1 I know I say you're not. 2:02 Speaker 1 You don't, you have a lot of falsities, 2:04 Speaker 1 but there's no way they left Plymouth and landed on Plymouth. 2:07 Speaker 1 It landed the Mayflower leaves. 2:10 Speaker 1 Oh, they must have named the rock after they landed on it. 2:14 Speaker 1 Set sail from Plymouth, England on September 16th, 1620. 2:19 Speaker 1 Well, actually, there was two calendars at the time. 2:21 Speaker 1 There was a Julian calendar with Ashley the six, 2:24 Speaker 1 but in real calendar numbering times it's September 16th. So look at that. And they first landfall 2:32 Speaker 1 November 9th and then they dropped anchor two days later. And imagine that you see the land and 2:37 Speaker 1 you still got two fucking days to get there. And that point is crazy. And what I probably saw the 2:41 Speaker 1 Indians up on the shore with bows and arrows and half naked and they're like, yeah, maybe we 2:46 Speaker 1 should have a plan. But why so what they named it? They named it Plymouth Rock after they landed 2:51 Speaker 1 they're after Plymouth England. Have you ever been to Plymouth Rock? 2:54 Speaker 1 No, I have no reason to, you know. I mean, I know what happened up there. They had 2:57 Speaker 1 Thanksgiving. 2:58 Speaker 1 Indian thought it was cool. They gave them a bunch of malaria blankets and then they killed 3:01 Speaker 1 all the Indians and slaughtered them. And you know, I hate when people say we stole the 3:04 Speaker 1 land. We conquered the land. All right. Like it was your fault. You didn't figure out how 3:07 Speaker 1 to make guns and you know, not even wearing real clothes at the time. Like, come on now. 3:11 Speaker 1 Actually, I actually hit a buddy up last night. I saw he was playing soccer. The first thing 3:14 Speaker 1 I ever said to him. I think I might have told this before was, I'm sorry we stole your land. 3:18 Speaker 1 Because he was like an Indian man. First time ever, man. 3:20 Speaker 1 Great. I had to let him know, but sorry. We stole it and then the older I get I realized like you plus 3:24 Speaker 1 He's just couldn't defend it. So we took it. We just had I don't think it was there land 3:28 Speaker 1 I don't really think the land ever truly belongs to anyone right because I mean 3:33 Speaker 1 We're all gonna die. I think they stole it for the Mexicans also I believe 3:37 Speaker 1 No, we don't I don't think anybody owns land. I think that you know you borrow it, right? 3:42 Speaker 1 Because I mean even like the land that I bought up in Blue Ridge 3:45 Speaker 1 One damn we dead dude. It's not my land anymore when you die 3:48 Speaker 1 You know, this is a kid's land. 3:50 Speaker 1 Okay, you know, then it'll be their land until they die and then it'll be their kids until they die. 3:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. You just nobody really owns land. 3:58 Speaker 1 So I think Indians need to just be very happy that they got at least a constellation prize of casinos. 4:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, they got a trail named after them too. 4:07 Speaker 1 I mean, there's a lot of crime and everything, but they get the walk, you know, they're like the first marathon runners 4:11 Speaker 1 They're work, you know, they were trailblazers. They're literally trailblazers because they were getting set on fire on the trail. 4:16 Speaker 1 But, you know, they knew what they had to. 4:18 Speaker 1 They knew what they had to, you know, 4:20 Speaker 1 get them out of there. 4:21 Speaker 1 Because they just don't want to play nice with the rest of us. 4:22 Speaker 1 Like, come on, now, like, you got to, 4:23 Speaker 1 you got to stop drinking blood and dancing around fires 4:26 Speaker 1 and do a bunch of weird shit. 4:27 Speaker 1 And you got to put on fucking clothes, okay? 4:28 Speaker 1 Put on clothes and stop shooting random buffaloes 4:31 Speaker 1 with fucking bows and arrows. 4:32 Speaker 1 We have guns, all right? 4:33 Speaker 1 Shoot the fucking thing and you don't have to track it 4:35 Speaker 1 for three hours. 4:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:37 Speaker 1 And we have this new thing called shoes 4:40 Speaker 1 that protect your feet. 4:40 Speaker 1 How about your wear them? 4:42 Speaker 1 And they have soap. 4:43 Speaker 1 How about you use it? 4:44 Speaker 1 If you really look at it, we did give them alcohol, 4:47 Speaker 1 which was a really sweet thing to do. 4:49 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, that's the best thing that they could, 4:51 Speaker 1 because they realized like their way of life, 4:52 Speaker 1 like they didn't want to conform, 4:54 Speaker 1 but then they realized also that they couldn't battle us. 4:57 Speaker 1 So instead, we just gave them alcohol, 4:58 Speaker 1 but look, it's called their only that treat 5:00 Speaker 1 and drink until you die. 5:01 Speaker 1 Okay, it's gonna be a good life, it's gonna be fun, 5:02 Speaker 1 it's gonna be great. 5:04 Speaker 1 We're not gonna do this day into this day, 5:05 Speaker 1 they're still doing it. 5:06 Speaker 1 They still do, yeah, all the reserves are very drunk, 5:08 Speaker 1 they love drinking and they can see no's or whatnot. 5:11 Speaker 1 And then they learned from the, 5:12 Speaker 1 I guess it was more the off. Yeah. Is that where they learned how to run their casino from like how do they learn to run their casinos? 5:19 Speaker 1 I don't know cuz you I mean, I don't I don't know a lot about the Native American population 5:24 Speaker 1 But you don't see a lot of Native American businessmen. You know what I mean? Like lawyers and you know 5:30 Speaker 1 They're not like when was the last time you went to a doctor and they were Native American? 5:35 Speaker 1 Um, I don't think ever, but I probably would have left if they were, you know, I don't 5:42 Speaker 1 even know how to let them be a dentist. 5:44 Speaker 1 Like that's scary. 5:46 Speaker 1 Now, because you know, every ethnicity is good at something, right? 5:51 Speaker 1 I mean, it make really good corn. 5:54 Speaker 1 Maze. 5:55 Speaker 1 What they call it? 5:56 Speaker 1 Corn maze. 5:57 Speaker 1 Well, it's called maze, but now we call it corn. 5:59 Speaker 1 Oh, you're not talking about like corn mazes at Halloween. 6:02 Speaker 1 That's like, you know, I had a greatest core mate of one time. There's a little boy got stuck in there for three months 6:08 Speaker 1 Got bounded way out. They're so good. I couldn't find my way out. Man, those Indians. They know how to make it 6:15 Speaker 1 Go ahead. I think I don't think they got that wrong of a deal at the end of the day. They got land 6:19 Speaker 1 We gave him casinos, which I don't know I guess they know how to run them because these casinos are very very successful 6:26 Speaker 1 But I don't think you really haven't non-successful casino. I mean 6:29 Speaker 1 I mean, everybody knows that if you go to casino, 6:31 Speaker 1 you're losing money most of the time. 6:33 Speaker 1 I know, that's usually what I say like, look around. 6:34 Speaker 1 Look at this place. 6:35 Speaker 1 Where do you think they get all this money from? 6:37 Speaker 1 All these suckers in here that just blow in their fucking money. 6:39 Speaker 1 Like if the casino was a place where the person won more, 6:42 Speaker 1 you wouldn't have this big thing. 6:43 Speaker 1 It'd be like a little shack on the side of the road. 6:44 Speaker 1 You just had like this old Indian guy 6:46 Speaker 1 just like, feeling a blackjack. 6:47 Speaker 1 And like, if you win this hand, you take his house. 6:50 Speaker 1 If gambling worked for the gambler. 6:53 Speaker 1 That's, I think we've had the conversation before 6:55 Speaker 1 I don't like to do leads or run leads for estimates 7:00 Speaker 1 When with a nice vehicle and they give you show up to try to sell me something like if if you're gonna try to put a roof on my house 7:06 Speaker 1 Don't show up in a lifted 2027 7:08 Speaker 1 F-250 that I know costs almost as much as my home, right? 7:12 Speaker 1 so 7:14 Speaker 1 I'm at the Honda dealership getting ready to buy the car and the guy goes 7:19 Speaker 1 He goes hey guys. I like where is your wife? 7:21 Speaker 1 I said I was going to seven bro to get some coffee. He goes if you want coffee we have a 7:27 Speaker 1 35,000 dollar coffee machine back there in the video totally free totally free and I just sat there and I'm I'm going 7:35 Speaker 1 They spent 35k 7:37 Speaker 1 On a coffee pot like what like how much money do you make in a Honda dealer? 7:42 Speaker 1 So I think I got a kind of not show off like that 7:45 Speaker 1 Well, and with your purchase of this car today 7:47 Speaker 1 We'll be putting it in a second one next week. It'll be right next to the other one in case that one goes down 7:51 Speaker 1 I just want to have a backup 7:53 Speaker 1 We love our coffee. We talked about a lot of shit, and then we had to we have you tied our bathroom 7:58 Speaker 1 We like to shit in there as well, but we only have one star only have one star 8:01 Speaker 1 We refuse to put another one. Yeah, we think maybe your money of your car today 8:05 Speaker 1 We won't start another shit, you know if I thought we have it's gonna be the chuck the iron fist 8:10 Speaker 1 The iron fist crapper right next to it put my name on it like this dude's an idiot 8:15 Speaker 1 But he spent 40,000 on his son. 8:18 Speaker 1 We put in another shitter. 8:19 Speaker 1 Preach it. 8:20 Speaker 1 Oh man. 8:22 Speaker 1 But yeah. 8:23 Speaker 1 So then also, you know, you talk about the Mexicans as well. 8:26 Speaker 1 Today is actually their Independence Day. 8:28 Speaker 1 Not for you people on the Rumble stream. 8:29 Speaker 1 We appreciate your iron-fisted, Terra, Trish. 8:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I appreciate you guys over there. 8:34 Speaker 1 These facts are not for you. 8:36 Speaker 1 So if you're listening to these, 8:37 Speaker 1 do not go fucking tell anybody until tomorrow. 8:38 Speaker 1 These are the people that listen. 8:39 Speaker 1 I would have been out today. 8:41 Speaker 1 It's not you meant just their Mexican, 8:44 Speaker 1 But they were born. I thought like somehow you just knew all these people were Mexican American. 8:49 Speaker 1 You're like, Hey, be SPACs ain't for you, Tara. Okay. 8:52 Speaker 1 Mexican American Mexican. I'm like, yeah, in a real Mexican. I know, 8:55 Speaker 1 Tara's Mexican. That's crazy. I know where it's. I was. Yeah. I know he's not really Mexican, 8:59 Speaker 1 but he knows he's been a swale. It's pretty much the same thing. So he might care about this. 9:03 Speaker 1 But, uh, uh, uh, in 1810 on this day, Mexican Catholic priest Miguel Hidalgo E Castilla issued 9:12 Speaker 1 the Greetholde Dolores cry of the Lord launching the war for Mexican independence from Spain. 9:18 Speaker 1 So this is also known as their Mexican independence day as well when they start to fight for it. 9:23 Speaker 1 But you know what's weird is so so okay. Are you about are you about to say something about 9:29 Speaker 1 Sinko to my or Mardi Gras? Is that what you're about to say here? 9:33 Speaker 1 No, I'm like, what's I got a mile then? I want that one. Oh, man. Hold on. So you're okay. So Mexicans 9:42 Speaker 1 used to be Spaniards. 9:47 Speaker 1 That's kind of like saying black people used to be white people because we owned them. 9:49 Speaker 1 I don't know if it worked like that. 9:51 Speaker 1 No, no, Spanish people used to be Mexican, right? 9:57 Speaker 1 I mean, the Spaniards came in a conchordo. 9:59 Speaker 1 You know, there's ours people here that ask people. 10:01 Speaker 1 So Mexicans become, uh, Mexicans are a cross-breed between Aztec people and Spanish people. 10:06 Speaker 1 And then they created a Mexican. 10:08 Speaker 1 Okay. 10:08 Speaker 1 So are Spanish people considered to be Hispanic? 10:13 Speaker 1 No, no, no, they're Spaniards. 10:15 Speaker 1 They're like, they're the upper echelon. 10:16 Speaker 1 They're like, they're like the, uh, so the equivalent 10:19 Speaker 1 to be like people living in trailers and white trash 10:21 Speaker 1 to be white people. 10:22 Speaker 1 And then you got like people that live in homes 10:24 Speaker 1 would be like the top white people. 10:26 Speaker 1 Like when you think of white people, like white folk, 10:28 Speaker 1 that same thing with spang. 10:29 Speaker 1 Now when you think of Mexican or you think of Hispanic, 10:32 Speaker 1 you know, you think of, you know, like two bedroom, dirt floors 10:35 Speaker 1 and like tacos in the street. 10:36 Speaker 1 Like you don't think about, you know, 10:38 Speaker 1 They about like Spain, you know, I'm not I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to be mean 10:43 Speaker 1 but 10:44 Speaker 1 Spanish speaks you're saying Spanish people don't count as minorities 10:47 Speaker 1 So if I moved here from Spain and I got a job I would have to click 10:53 Speaker 1 Caucasian 10:55 Speaker 1 It probably helped you out again, but I think I think they're just they're pretty much white people with an accent 10:59 Speaker 1 They speak, you know, man. It's not true 11:01 Speaker 1 I was just there. They look exactly like Mexicans. Oh really are they I thought they were white 11:08 Speaker 1 I would say they're better looking and I'm not saying like oh no hold on hold on hold on hold on 11:13 Speaker 1 They're gonna piss that Venezuelan man that we call next to be pissed stop. Okay listen. How do I put this? 11:21 Speaker 1 They're not they're not all better looking, but they have a larger population of attractive people than Mexico 11:29 Speaker 1 Just like I'll be honest with you America has a larger population of good looking people than England, right? 11:35 Speaker 1 Sweden has a higher population of good looking people than America. 11:40 Speaker 1 There's just some countries that have better looking people. 11:43 Speaker 1 How's that possible? 11:44 Speaker 1 Sweden's got like 10 million people. 11:46 Speaker 1 And they're all hot. 11:47 Speaker 1 Everyone of them. 11:48 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 11:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:50 Speaker 1 They're the most beautiful people on earth. 11:51 Speaker 1 Even the dudes. 11:52 Speaker 1 Which, you know, I don't know. 11:53 Speaker 1 They got a big measles problem there, don't they? 11:56 Speaker 1 What? 11:57 Speaker 1 They have big measles problem. 11:59 Speaker 1 They don't shoot kids like shots from measles over there. 12:02 Speaker 1 And they all get like measles. 12:03 Speaker 1 No, no. 12:05 Speaker 1 Oh, you know, Argentina. 12:08 Speaker 1 It's another thing. 12:09 Speaker 1 Very beautiful people. 12:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, those are like the, see, those are what I would thought Spanish people, 12:14 Speaker 1 like people from Spain would be because those people are pretty much white people that speak Spanish 12:18 Speaker 1 and they just, you know, but they look like white people. 12:20 Speaker 1 So white can sit at Hispanic. 12:23 Speaker 1 I think Mexicans and Cubans and Puerto Rican countries, 12:27 Speaker 1 give me countries that are considered Hispanics. 12:30 Speaker 1 I just I just said a Cuban Cuba 12:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, don't try to do once you get once you get deep into this 12:37 Speaker 1 Tuxile wait a minute. Where are the poor or rickets from all right and where are the Cuban from? Okay, I'll do that one 12:42 Speaker 1 Coming oh, okay. Go this guy's just name it a bunch of cool dodge. I don't know what the fuck that is dancing banana 12:48 Speaker 1 Oh, I do it crazy shit. Oh, uh, Venezuela. I would say Hispanics right no. I can't remember Jose 12:54 Speaker 1 Aligns with Mexican do not I can't remember 12:56 Speaker 1 But I know for a fact, you got Mexico, you got Panama, you got Cuba, Puerto Rico, Costa Rica. 13:05 Speaker 1 Anything in the Rico obviously, or Wala, obviously is Mexican. 13:10 Speaker 1 We went to Dominican. 13:12 Speaker 1 I think they're like black people. 13:14 Speaker 1 I don't look at it. 13:17 Speaker 1 Yes, I do. 13:18 Speaker 1 You ever seen Ronald, Ronald, it's like a black man. 13:21 Speaker 1 No, he doesn't. 13:22 Speaker 1 He's black. 13:23 Speaker 1 No, he's not. 13:24 Speaker 1 And his name's a kunya. It's not even a black name Ronald is though. Yeah, it is coming 13:31 Speaker 1 So now you got those countries there, but I mean pretty much for us like the conversation 13:36 Speaker 1 Staker living in America pretty much anything from Mexico down is all Mexican 13:40 Speaker 1 Hispanic except for Antarctica 13:43 Speaker 1 No, that'd be Eskimos. Come on. Oh 13:47 Speaker 1 And that continent everything below us is essentially a Mexico except for Argentina because they they hate Mexicans man 13:53 Speaker 1 They're like they're like they're like they hate Mexicans as much as Mexicans hate black people 14:00 Speaker 1 They do you know it. Yeah, they are some racist racist people like I mean the things I hear every day 14:08 Speaker 1 It's crazy. It's crazy the things I hear 14:12 Speaker 1 It's just normal to them. It's like the 1980s all over exactly in their culture 14:16 Speaker 1 It's normal to be racist towards black people because they have a reasoning for it for us 14:20 Speaker 1 We got like how do they have a reason they don't want a reason I think 14:25 Speaker 1 You know they're probably in the same job markets and they probably complain that they're lazy 14:29 Speaker 1 Like black people have never done anything to Mexico. I 14:35 Speaker 1 Think that's up. Maybe that's why they don't like it. Don't have a respect for them because they don't have any balls or something 14:39 Speaker 1 I don't know I'm a spepep 14:41 Speaker 1 The Mexicans are like I really hate to black people like what they do to you nothing 14:48 Speaker 1 They're pussies 14:50 Speaker 1 Matt Stowe gains independence today also back in 1810. 14:55 Speaker 1 And then General Motors was founded in Flint, Michigan. 14:58 Speaker 1 And it might be while the water's fucking ass there, 15:00 Speaker 1 but that was founded back in 1908 by William C. Durant. 15:05 Speaker 1 So, gee. 15:06 Speaker 1 My daughter wanted to go to the mall two nights ago, 15:10 Speaker 1 all with just her friends, right? 15:11 Speaker 1 She wanted to get shot up or something? 15:13 Speaker 1 She's like, I'm 14. 15:14 Speaker 1 And it's so embarrassing. 15:16 Speaker 1 You guys are killing my social life. 15:18 Speaker 1 Right cuz we won't let her go to the mall and walk around and I told her I said Savannah 15:23 Speaker 1 I never got to go to the mall alone until I was 18 years old 15:29 Speaker 1 What and I said yeah 18 and so she like storms up to a room. She's on mad and Megan goes 15:34 Speaker 1 You were gonna go to the mall alone into your 18. I said 15:38 Speaker 1 The only mall I could go to was Flint 15:40 Speaker 1 It's not something I never really said. 15:45 Speaker 1 It's like, I had a lay in my bed all day and jack off to play boys at your age. 15:48 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 15:50 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:51 Speaker 1 But we talked about all the porns fall in the getting caught and sneaking and spying on 15:57 Speaker 1 your sister's prison. 15:58 Speaker 1 I wasn't doing anything. 15:59 Speaker 1 I wasn't doing everything. 16:00 Speaker 1 I wasn't doing it. 16:01 Speaker 1 I wasn't doing it. 16:02 Speaker 1 I wasn't doing it. 16:03 Speaker 1 I was just reading. 16:04 Speaker 1 He's like, there's good articles in here. 16:05 Speaker 1 Was that a friend? 16:06 Speaker 1 But really good articles in here. 16:07 Speaker 1 He said he was 21 when I first allowed to the mall. 16:10 Speaker 1 Who would like, what, are you like a child sex victim 16:13 Speaker 1 or something like child traffic? 16:14 Speaker 1 Oh my God, Brandon? 16:17 Speaker 1 What, why would you ask him that? 16:19 Speaker 1 I mean, why can't you go out until you're 21? 16:21 Speaker 1 That seems odd, you know, I don't know if he was like 16:22 Speaker 1 kept in a, you know, dungeon or whatnot. 16:24 Speaker 1 Oh, actually, if you were and you were forced to do 16:26 Speaker 1 bestiality below the age of 18, 16:29 Speaker 1 you can still apply to the FBI. 16:30 Speaker 1 Do you know that? 16:31 Speaker 1 Oh, what? 16:33 Speaker 1 I saw that today. 16:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, there are question in O'Cash app Patel. 16:37 Speaker 1 What's the guy? 16:38 Speaker 1 What's the Senator guy from Louisiana? 16:41 Speaker 1 He's always talking crazy. 16:42 Speaker 1 Cool, cool guy. 16:43 Speaker 1 You know him, he's seeing him. 16:45 Speaker 1 But yeah, they looked in there and they changed the rules. 16:48 Speaker 1 So if you were forced into beastiality under 18, 16:52 Speaker 1 you can still apply for the FBI, which is good. 16:55 Speaker 1 Oh, that's interesting. 16:57 Speaker 1 So if you're a force, a fucking dog under 18, 16:59 Speaker 1 you're gonna go. 16:59 Speaker 1 Ironfisted can't go anyway, 17:01 Speaker 1 because he's from Canada. 17:02 Speaker 1 So you can't join the FBI. 17:03 Speaker 1 Oh, Canada has no malls. 17:04 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 17:05 Speaker 1 Like, what do y'all can do? 17:06 Speaker 1 What do they do the shootings at? 17:09 Speaker 1 Cool. 17:10 Speaker 1 I don't have shootings in Canada. 17:15 Speaker 1 I don't have guns. 17:16 Speaker 1 Plus these. 17:17 Speaker 1 They drive people over. 17:18 Speaker 1 Then I think they're kind of into the just running people over thing. 17:22 Speaker 1 They're doing car bombs. 17:24 Speaker 1 Did you see the news? 17:25 Speaker 1 I don't know if this is a new. 17:26 Speaker 1 Don't blow me up about this. 17:28 Speaker 1 But it was the first time I've seen it in a while and we talk about it a lot and I was 17:30 Speaker 1 pretty intrigued. 17:32 Speaker 1 Here is a kid that was I guess 14 years old. 17:38 Speaker 1 He wanted to do a show like he wanted to be like in a play in his community. 17:46 Speaker 1 Leonardo. 17:47 Speaker 1 A kindergarten teacher was the one that was like doing the play like putting the play 17:52 Speaker 1 on. 17:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 17:54 Speaker 1 He was at the time 14. 17:56 Speaker 1 She was like 23. 17:57 Speaker 1 And so she started signing him out of school and taking him to a hotel room, fucking 18:03 Speaker 1 and he turned her in when he turned like 21. 18:08 Speaker 1 What? 18:09 Speaker 1 Oh, pussy must have got dried up or something. 18:10 Speaker 1 I just, I'm sorry. 18:12 Speaker 1 And he's, and he's being interviewed and he's like, I was groomed. 18:16 Speaker 1 You know, a lot of people think just because I was a man, you know, that I was an 18:20 Speaker 1 a victim, I was a victim. 18:22 Speaker 1 And dude, again, what do you think the teacher looked like? 18:25 Speaker 1 Hot as fuck. 18:26 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 18:27 Speaker 1 It's kind of, it's like my whole childhood. 18:31 Speaker 1 Just I missed out. 18:32 Speaker 1 Like I never had the opportunity. 18:35 Speaker 1 Not because I wouldn't have, because that's gross. 18:37 Speaker 1 But, 18:38 Speaker 1 Tara is gifted in the leadership of Iron Fist. 18:40 Speaker 1 Awesome, man. 18:40 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 18:41 Speaker 1 Look at that first stuff. 18:42 Speaker 1 I mean, there's definitely some teachers back in the day. 18:44 Speaker 1 I want to get rate by, but there's also something 18:45 Speaker 1 I did not want to get rate by for now. 18:48 Speaker 1 You've probably got five teachers in your head now. 18:51 Speaker 1 Three of them, you'd let rape you. 18:52 Speaker 1 And two of them, you're like, 18:53 Speaker 1 oh my God, I might have to tell the cops on this one. 18:55 Speaker 1 I don't I only I told there's only one teacher that I honestly I 19:01 Speaker 1 Really thought we could have something there was times that like I thought like she was really nice to me and I was like 15 19:06 Speaker 1 I was like I think so and so like as the hots for me and I tell the other guys 19:11 Speaker 1 They're like no way what I thought I think she's on my boner 19:16 Speaker 1 Do we had one yeah her name was a miss Novak big tits oh she's so hot too. Why would you say her name on the show? 19:23 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know. Maybe she's still out there still available. I don't know. Would you would you hook up with her now? 19:28 Speaker 1 100% yeah, you swear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's only 19:34 Speaker 1 She's probably only 19:36 Speaker 1 She's probably only ten years older than me if that I mean she was it was when I was seven seventh grace 19:42 Speaker 1 How are you then 13 12 12? 19:46 Speaker 1 What you know what if she had kids right now? Oh, that's so fucker. She yeah, she what if she was married 19:52 Speaker 1 Oh, she was at the time. 19:54 Speaker 1 And actually, her husband flipped the car upside down and bust died. 19:58 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 19:59 Speaker 1 On the way to school to drop her off. 20:00 Speaker 1 He had like carbon dioxide and filled it up. 20:01 Speaker 1 And he was a chemistry teacher too. 20:02 Speaker 1 So he knew that he had to get the fuck out of there for he died. 20:04 Speaker 1 But, I don't know, dude. 20:06 Speaker 1 We would all have like dreams of like banging or like, 20:09 Speaker 1 I remember my buddy Cole. 20:10 Speaker 1 My buddy Cole came in the class. 20:12 Speaker 1 One of these like, dude, I had a dream. 20:15 Speaker 1 I had missed no back. 20:16 Speaker 1 But over the tail right here, I'll just clapping or cheat. 20:18 Speaker 1 Someone fuck you man. 20:19 Speaker 1 I'm trying to imagine that also. 20:23 Speaker 1 I guess I can say your name. 20:25 Speaker 1 Miss Jumpbeck and ninth grade, she was super hot. 20:27 Speaker 1 Big tits. 20:28 Speaker 1 She would always lean over on the table 20:30 Speaker 1 and you see your tits hanging down. 20:31 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna let the show it, but great time to. 20:34 Speaker 1 Great times. 20:35 Speaker 1 So if these teachers were married right now, still married 20:38 Speaker 1 and they saw you at whatever in downtown noon. 20:42 Speaker 1 And they're like, oh my God, Brandon, we should go out 20:44 Speaker 1 and they just wanted to cheat on their husband with you. 20:48 Speaker 1 Would you do it? 20:49 Speaker 1 I could do that. I have them out. I'm not the one married. 20:53 Speaker 1 My fault. 20:55 Speaker 1 You know, I'm not the one married. 20:57 Speaker 1 Like, it's true. 20:57 Speaker 1 Follow it. Obviously you don't care about them. 20:58 Speaker 1 You know, 21:01 Speaker 1 such a bad person. 21:03 Speaker 1 I don't think that's bad. 21:04 Speaker 1 I think I obviously have to be doing our husband a favor, 21:06 Speaker 1 like letting him know his wife's a whore, but I just know you would tell him. 21:11 Speaker 1 I probably wouldn't tell him when he would found out if you asked me. 21:12 Speaker 1 I thought, oh, yeah, I see why you married her. 21:15 Speaker 1 Nice tits. 21:16 Speaker 1 So I got to do it. 21:17 Speaker 1 I got a situation that I haven't talked about 21:19 Speaker 1 because I haven't really figured out a way 21:21 Speaker 1 to talk about it on the show without getting myself in trouble. 21:26 Speaker 1 Let me just randomly interject it in right now. 21:28 Speaker 1 Well, I have to because I think I just figured out a way 21:30 Speaker 1 because I think you just gave it to me. 21:32 Speaker 1 So everything I'm gonna tell you right now 21:34 Speaker 1 is completely false and I'm completely making it up. 21:36 Speaker 1 And I don't know any of these people 21:37 Speaker 1 and they don't live in the state of Georgia. 21:38 Speaker 1 They actually have outside the state of Georgia. 21:40 Speaker 1 But it's all made up. 21:42 Speaker 1 So a friend of mine, his wife cheated on him, right? 21:47 Speaker 1 Friend of yours wife cheated on him. Do I know this the mad night friend? No, no, because he lives in 21:53 Speaker 1 California somewhere thing so oh, I think I do know this. Oh, okay. I know. Yeah. Yeah. So why why cheese on him? So he leaves her 22:00 Speaker 1 the get divorced and 22:03 Speaker 1 he 22:04 Speaker 1 goes 22:06 Speaker 1 Six months without seeing her and then he sees her and they end up hooking up. Oh 22:11 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, and then after they hook up he finds out that 22:15 Speaker 1 that one of his really close friends has been dating her since he broke up. 22:22 Speaker 1 Nice. So now he helped her cheat on his best friend and now he wants to know if he should 22:34 Speaker 1 tell the best friend. 22:36 Speaker 1 No, I think you get a pass on that. You know, I had a... 22:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, especially if he's banging your sloppy seconds, like starting in your old pudding 22:46 Speaker 1 box. You can you can banger again too because you have no, you have no obligation to tell 22:52 Speaker 1 me. That was your push first, you know, you make it. And then you just let it go, you 22:57 Speaker 1 know. It's like, it's like if you have a cat, right? And you play with it for a long 23:01 Speaker 1 time. And then it just runs off one day. And then it randomly shows back up. And someone 23:05 Speaker 1 post online, but my god, it's missing. But that's my fucking cat first. All right. And 23:09 Speaker 1 I thought about it. I treated it right. And you know, it just ran away for one day. 23:13 Speaker 1 just found it took care of it. I appreciate you taking care of my cat. That's exactly how 23:16 Speaker 1 it is. So I'd be like, dude, I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, if he's like, still 23:19 Speaker 1 good friends with him, he'll be like, hey, you know, you know, I'm still fucking Stella 23:22 Speaker 1 or whatever. Well, that's what I told, I said, are you going to tell her or tell him 23:27 Speaker 1 and he was like, dude, I'm just kind of like tore up about it because he's like, I wouldn't 23:30 Speaker 1 have did it if I knew, but I didn't know. And he's like, now I find out about it. I'm going, 23:35 Speaker 1 I just did this dude, the same thing that happened to me. I mean, obviously they're not married 23:39 Speaker 1 And he was, but he said, should I tell him? 23:41 Speaker 1 And I said, absolutely not. 23:42 Speaker 1 Like why would you do that? 23:44 Speaker 1 It doesn't make any sense. 23:45 Speaker 1 Just if he's dumb enough to, 23:47 Speaker 1 because I would never date or marry a woman 23:50 Speaker 1 that cheated on her husband before me. 23:52 Speaker 1 Because guess what? 23:53 Speaker 1 Once it's a chewy to it again. 23:54 Speaker 1 I mean, absolutely. 23:56 Speaker 1 So, but I thought it was, it was a very fun, fun story. 24:00 Speaker 1 And my advice was don't, don't say a word, 24:02 Speaker 1 which I just can't really say that in this situation. 24:05 Speaker 1 No, I told him to not do that again too. 24:07 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean mine as well, you know, I'm because the friend can't be mad. I do this is mine first 24:14 Speaker 1 It does because obviously the dude that lover he just wants to fuck her 24:18 Speaker 1 Because he knows which situation which one? 24:21 Speaker 1 The friends that datener no one you can't you can't there's no way you can 24:26 Speaker 1 Date one of your buddies ex girlfriends. No one he's like put his hog in her like multiple times and busted all in there 24:32 Speaker 1 I mean, that's just crazy dude when you say it like that it makes it so gross 24:36 Speaker 1 I don't know why you say it like what it is though. It's disgusting like can you imagine that like you married someone that your buddy with plowing 24:43 Speaker 1 Good yeah, okay, hey, it's terrible, you know, it's when you say it that way. There's there's ways to phrase 24:50 Speaker 1 They make you sick to your stomach and that's one of the better the make of love 24:55 Speaker 1 I mean that means they cared about each other's like romantic. I think I think the appropriate term would be sleeping with each other. Oh 25:01 Speaker 1 sleeping inside each other 25:03 Speaker 1 Soaking. 25:07 Speaker 1 Oh, we got some people in here today. We appreciate it. 25:09 Speaker 1 Germany said he had a teacher in high school whose name was Miss High. 25:12 Speaker 1 Her maiden name was Miss Blunt and she had a gift hand. 25:15 Speaker 1 That's who you wanted to get right by. 25:17 Speaker 1 And your wife's right below that. What are you talking about? 25:20 Speaker 1 What's going on here? 25:21 Speaker 1 Are you not allowed to show him like that? 25:23 Speaker 1 Like why don't you do that? 25:24 Speaker 1 I don't want it. 25:25 Speaker 1 Because then people got to get confused and they got to look at it 25:27 Speaker 1 and they're like, what's going on here? 25:28 Speaker 1 You know, we got attention spans are short here. 25:30 Speaker 1 short here. Okay. I mean, I don't want people to want to comment because we never get 25:34 Speaker 1 to do this one. If we fucking talk about it, you know, now Germany's going to have that 25:38 Speaker 1 up there and it's going to live there forever. Take it down. Oh man, if it was to a 25:45 Speaker 1 shine on heart right out podcast or spot a book, surely it's a five star of you. And 25:48 Speaker 1 if I'll help you out again, it really does. We see I'll do it all the time. Even more 25:51 Speaker 1 so now that we're giving away a PS5 at 1000 reviews on the day. The note shows spot a 25:55 Speaker 1 five go over there. Take that screenshot sending me on brand thrasher on the Instagram 25:58 Speaker 1 or the clues to on Facebook and we'll get you on the list. We also got the Patreon down 26:02 Speaker 1 He's that fed advertising for the show and for no no, it's great. Hook your hair with Preston steroid fries 26:07 Speaker 1 Whatever we need to get the show off the ground this marketing rumble guys doing great really appreciate you his name's Charles as well 26:13 Speaker 1 So thanks Charles 26:15 Speaker 1 We also got the website daily. Does show calm go over there check out get all the information on the show as well as the merch store that 26:21 Speaker 1 Germany runs force for in all the proceeds go to him for all the clips and 26:25 Speaker 1 Maybe getting right by I got lady, but no hands. I don't know what's this crazy fantasy going on over here 26:29 Speaker 1 but we also like to say we're also on Rumble and YouTube at the same time, the Daily 26:34 Speaker 1 Dosho, go over there, check it out and watch it live. Come hop in and talk to us. We appreciate 26:38 Speaker 1 seeing everybody over here. So we thank you so much. Yeah, I think that did it. 26:44 Speaker 1 No, yeah, we appreciate it. And I'm very happy that we're doing the Rumble thing. I did not believe 26:49 Speaker 1 in Brandon when this was something that he thought up. But it's nice to see some people commenting 26:54 Speaker 1 and and you know, interrupting and I can't see half of it because I need glasses, but I'll 26:58 Speaker 1 tell you my glasses story. Oh no. Okay. All right. Well, we appreciate you listening and keep 27:03 Speaker 1 on. And like I said, the rubble is going really good. So we've pretty, oh, someone just bought two 27:07 Speaker 1 shirts to iron fish. And look at that. The Canadian guy that didn't get to go to a mall until like 21, 27:11 Speaker 1 and he survived. That's awesome. And so you got to be careful with the Atlanta malls. But, um, 27:15 Speaker 1 you know, rubble is doing good. This black magic guy, I mean, he's, he's like a blogger, marketer, 27:19 Speaker 1 whatever. He's been going really well. We're going to try to use him on YouTube. Also here soon, 27:23 Speaker 1 But you kind of want to test it out on rumble, but it's going really great. So we appreciate all right 27:26 Speaker 1 Go ahead and get to your glasses story. What happened to them? What's going on? I know I can't see I'm losing my vision man 27:32 Speaker 1 Like like quick like I can't I can't read close up. I can't read far away 27:36 Speaker 1 You get a lot of I don't know man 27:39 Speaker 1 So I told Megan cuz I'm so I'm teach I was teaching today 27:42 Speaker 1 So I was just doing a half day what don't do lacy cure eyeballs will fall out. Okay. Oh my god 27:48 Speaker 1 So I'm teaching today at noon. 27:51 Speaker 1 So I told Megan, I said, look, she said, 27:53 Speaker 1 what are you doing in the morning? 27:54 Speaker 1 You're gonna go work. 27:55 Speaker 1 I said, I need my eyes checked, man. 27:57 Speaker 1 My vision's going. 27:58 Speaker 1 So she said, well, if you get your eyes checked, 28:01 Speaker 1 make sure you just get your prescription 28:03 Speaker 1 and they go get lacyc. 28:04 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no, no. 28:05 Speaker 1 And I said, well, I don't really know if I want to get lacyc. 28:08 Speaker 1 And I said, I can just do contacts. 28:10 Speaker 1 And she goes, you can't keep up with contacts. 28:12 Speaker 1 You're gonna lose them. 28:13 Speaker 1 You don't even know what you're doing. 28:15 Speaker 1 You know, she doesn't know faith. 28:16 Speaker 1 How do you lose them? 28:17 Speaker 1 They're in your eyeball. 28:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't mean I've never wore anything. So this morning, I go all the way to the 28:23 Speaker 1 freaking eye place. I wait till nine o'clock when they open. Do you know much of eye exam is? 28:29 Speaker 1 I'm gonna guess three payments, uh, 65 99. 28:33 Speaker 1 $130 is what they're supposed to have. I had 100. Yeah, I'd be two payments, there's 65 90. 28:39 Speaker 1 And I at that point said I'd rather be blind. So I just turned around and walked away. 28:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't want to do LASIC. I've heard horror stories. One of them actually 28:46 Speaker 1 Personal with south side Steve this motherfucker was promoting them on the damn radio show why any guy for free obviously 28:53 Speaker 1 The dudes eyeball was like falling out. He's good 28:56 Speaker 1 We wouldn't just like completely blind one day when he's driving. He had so many fucking complications with him 29:00 Speaker 1 I'm gonna see we're still gonna promote him like I still got a contract. Let's do your fucking eyeball the fall night 29:04 Speaker 1 You can't fucking tell people this fucking 29:07 Speaker 1 This place and get lacyt done this is fucking insane remember me and Nate talking about all the time 29:12 Speaker 1 I was like how the fuck is he still promoting his eyes or fuck and then I knew 29:15 Speaker 1 a few other influencers that I know, they had the same problem also. They were like, 29:21 Speaker 1 man, I don't want to wear contacts or glasses and they got lacyc and they've got, they're like, 29:25 Speaker 1 doing lawsuits and shit against people that do lacyc because it's just, I don't know exactly 29:28 Speaker 1 what they do, but they, it's very easily fucked up and you really don't even notice it till 29:34 Speaker 1 days or weeks later when your eyeballs just start disconnecting or falling out because eyeballs, 29:38 Speaker 1 essentially, they're just plugged in. You know, you can unplug an eyeball and plug one in, 29:42 Speaker 1 But they start fucking with that and that plug comes undone in the back and then you just lose vision. 29:45 Speaker 1 It's pretty insane how they work. 29:47 Speaker 1 I know the, uh, I told you this story about my buddy, his, his kid when he was boy's born cross-eyed. 29:53 Speaker 1 And, uh, one of his eyes was completely cross. So he went to the doctor to get it, to get it fixed. 30:00 Speaker 1 The doctor. 30:01 Speaker 1 So when you have one eye that's completely cross, the only thing the doctor can do is tighten 30:07 Speaker 1 or cut the tendon and kind of like put it where they think it should go. But it's all a 30:13 Speaker 1 guestimation, right? Like they just have the guest. So his kid, his right eye was all the way 30:19 Speaker 1 cross, other one straight. They go to the doctor. The doctor takes the tendon, cuts it. He tightened 30:24 Speaker 1 it too much. So when the kid like when they took the pad off after the surgery, his eye was looking 30:31 Speaker 1 all the way to the right, like slowly. 30:35 Speaker 1 And he had to wait like three weeks for another surgery. 30:39 Speaker 1 So when we're over their house, we're looking at all these pictures of their family. 30:42 Speaker 1 We're comparing like pictures of our kids like when they were little. 30:45 Speaker 1 And we're like, hey man, why is, why is Noah not having any pictures between like three 30:51 Speaker 1 and four? 30:52 Speaker 1 I think it was all man. 30:53 Speaker 1 You don't want to see that. 30:54 Speaker 1 I don't want to talk, man. 30:55 Speaker 1 You need to take any pictures of it. 30:58 Speaker 1 I don't want to mess with my eyes, man. 31:01 Speaker 1 I think I'm just going to wear contacts, wear glasses. 31:04 Speaker 1 And when I'm not need to read or drive, I'll just not wear anything. 31:08 Speaker 1 Are you okay with touching your eyeball? 31:11 Speaker 1 I think so. 31:12 Speaker 1 I mean, oh, it feels really weird. 31:15 Speaker 1 Like your body tries to tell you not to do it. 31:17 Speaker 1 It's so jelly too. 31:19 Speaker 1 I think you're supposed to watch your hands hurt. 31:22 Speaker 1 You got a bunch of salt in your fucking fingers. 31:24 Speaker 1 Oh, that's probably why it hurts. 31:25 Speaker 1 I just used a pearl. 31:28 Speaker 1 Sure makes your fucking eyeful, he retooled. 31:31 Speaker 1 Oh, I actually see now, I just had some germs on there. 31:35 Speaker 1 He's cleaned it off, he's like a wiper blade. 31:38 Speaker 1 I'll put some hydrogen peroxide in it. 31:40 Speaker 1 So, all right, well, gotta get glasses, I would not recommend 31:44 Speaker 1 LASIC because that start shooting lasers in your eyes, just gives you a 31:46 Speaker 1 real bad, it's real crazy stuff. 31:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:49 Speaker 1 All right, we're getting to it. 31:51 Speaker 1 What? 31:52 Speaker 1 Get check. 31:53 Speaker 1 What the check. 31:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? 31:57 Speaker 1 real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck 32:04 Speaker 1 it real good. What? That's you. 32:08 Speaker 1 Be true. 32:09 Speaker 1 All right, man. I'm excited about this. We're going to see if you can take my survey or 32:18 Speaker 1 take my quiz and pass it. I don't think you will. This is some great facts. Great factual 32:22 Speaker 1 knowledge that everybody needs to know. If you guys remember 150 episodes ago, I had 32:27 Speaker 1 the things you need to know in a bar, right? 32:29 Speaker 1 To get yourself lucky. 32:31 Speaker 1 Brandon, these are the things, okay? 32:34 Speaker 1 How many different flavors are there in fruit loops? 32:40 Speaker 1 Oh, I feel like it's a trick question. 32:43 Speaker 1 It's almost like the M&M's or different colors, 32:45 Speaker 1 but they don't taste different. 32:47 Speaker 1 I'm thinking there's one flavor. 32:52 Speaker 1 Ding ding ding. 32:52 Speaker 1 Yes, yeah, correct. 32:54 Speaker 1 It's crazy though, because like, I think it is, 32:56 Speaker 1 I know Skittles actually taste different, 32:58 Speaker 1 but I'm pretty sure it's Eminem's 32:59 Speaker 1 that it's just the color coating on the outside. 33:01 Speaker 1 So they're also, they're trying to push to get, 33:03 Speaker 1 you know, no colors or additives in there, 33:05 Speaker 1 but it would just fruit loose 33:06 Speaker 1 would just look like fucking Cheerios 33:07 Speaker 1 and those are bland and for old people 33:08 Speaker 1 and all those eat that. 33:10 Speaker 1 So, yes, so fruit loops are all the same color, 33:14 Speaker 1 even though they're different, 33:15 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, all the same taste, 33:16 Speaker 1 although they're different colors, 33:17 Speaker 1 which I did not know that. 33:19 Speaker 1 I was like, I was very kind of blown away by that 33:21 Speaker 1 because my kids love fruit loops 33:23 Speaker 1 and I had no idea they're all the same flavor. 33:25 Speaker 1 Okay, next, what is the fastest 33:28 Speaker 1 crapping animal in the world? 33:30 Speaker 1 What animal craps faster than any other animal? 33:34 Speaker 1 Speed, velocity, and propulsion. 33:38 Speaker 1 Ooh, I'm thinking, 33:40 Speaker 1 Hippo's got a big load. 33:41 Speaker 1 Earth, bird, shoot that motherfucker out in an instant. 33:45 Speaker 1 Rabbit, rabbit shit's actually pretty cool. 33:48 Speaker 1 It looks like a bowl of a fruity pebble. 33:50 Speaker 1 No, you're thinking of an all brand, oh my God, 33:54 Speaker 1 You know your cocoa puffs. 33:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, cocoa puffs. 33:58 Speaker 1 That's what they look like. 33:59 Speaker 1 Dears almost the same. 34:01 Speaker 1 I think I'm gonna have to, 34:02 Speaker 1 I've never seen a snake shit. 34:06 Speaker 1 I'm thinking I'm gonna have certain, 34:07 Speaker 1 it's a certain type of a certain thing. 34:11 Speaker 1 It's gotta be a bird, right? 34:15 Speaker 1 I'll give it to you. 34:16 Speaker 1 It is a type of bird. 34:18 Speaker 1 Ooh, I'm thinking it's like the Pellegrene Falcon, 34:20 Speaker 1 but just because they're the fastest bird in the world, 34:24 Speaker 1 I don't know if they shit that fast though. 34:27 Speaker 1 I got something like a damn ostrich or a flamingo. 34:33 Speaker 1 It's gotta be a, I think it's a falcon though. 34:37 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of another burque crow's aren't quick. 34:40 Speaker 1 But you think if you think about it, 34:41 Speaker 1 it has to be able to do that. 34:43 Speaker 1 It has to be the fastest crapper for a reason. 34:46 Speaker 1 It's not just, oh, it's a fastest crapper. 34:49 Speaker 1 It does it because it has to. 34:52 Speaker 1 All right, so it's being attacked by something on the water. 34:54 Speaker 1 I don't think I'm like a duck or like a seagull or a pigeon. 35:01 Speaker 1 Now, not a pigeon. 35:03 Speaker 1 They just shit often. 35:04 Speaker 1 I'm going to go with a Canadian goose. 35:12 Speaker 1 That is not correct. 35:14 Speaker 1 It is a penguin because they cannot stay still long enough to the loose body heat so they 35:20 Speaker 1 have the most forceful crabs so they're always moving. 35:22 Speaker 1 No, we don't have to stop. 35:24 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Look, we got this over here. 35:26 Speaker 1 We got a fun, fun fact. 35:27 Speaker 1 Large amountals expel their feces at a faster linear speed 35:30 Speaker 1 with elephants holding the record among studied mammals 35:32 Speaker 1 at a rate of six centimeters per second. 35:35 Speaker 1 That's a log coming out. 35:37 Speaker 1 God. 35:39 Speaker 1 Okay. 35:40 Speaker 1 Next. 35:42 Speaker 1 And I think you'll get this one. 35:44 Speaker 1 What kills more people a year? 35:47 Speaker 1 The name machines are sharks. 35:50 Speaker 1 The name machines, obviously. 35:52 Speaker 1 Why is it obvious? 35:53 Speaker 1 Because there's not as many people going in the water near sharks, but there's a lot more people getting their arms stuck in 35:59 Speaker 1 the machines and that security to the wall properly and it falls on them or you press a button that's rigged the electric 36:03 Speaker 1 you cheat and you die. 36:04 Speaker 1 When was the last time you heard of somebody dying from a vending machine? 36:07 Speaker 1 I think I remember in ninth grade, I'm going to say something about you knew something. 36:18 Speaker 1 Do you have someone break their fucking arm in there? 36:21 Speaker 1 You know everyone trying to stick their arm up in there and shit and it was like it was like a 36:26 Speaker 1 Class change or something we had him in the hall was used to be really good till Michelle Obama came in and fuck it all up, but 36:34 Speaker 1 Fucking by I don't know there like trying to fuck with him or they just accidentally ran into him 36:38 Speaker 1 But his arms in there and they run into him and it's whole fucking like his this part of his arms going like the other way 36:44 Speaker 1 Like right I don't know if it broke his arm or his elbow, but I just remember saying that like holy fucking shit 36:49 Speaker 1 I thought a lot of people break bones growing up, which is crazy. 36:53 Speaker 1 I think about it. 36:54 Speaker 1 That's a crap. 36:55 Speaker 1 What a break your arm. 36:56 Speaker 1 All right. 36:57 Speaker 1 Next, what is the one thing that is on everybody's toothbrush, no matter where it is in your 37:04 Speaker 1 home? 37:05 Speaker 1 Um, bristles? 37:07 Speaker 1 No, that's part of the toothbrush. 37:11 Speaker 1 What's on it? 37:12 Speaker 1 But either toothpaste or plaque maybe or dust. 37:18 Speaker 1 Gintivitis. 37:19 Speaker 1 I don't, what's on the toothbrush, germs? 37:24 Speaker 1 Close. 37:26 Speaker 1 Dirty germs? 37:28 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 37:29 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, oh, E. coli. 37:31 Speaker 1 No, no, what's the shit one? 37:32 Speaker 1 It's the, fuck. 37:34 Speaker 1 It's that E. coli. 37:34 Speaker 1 It's, yeah, shit. 37:36 Speaker 1 You got shit particles on there from flushing the toilet. 37:38 Speaker 1 What are the particles called? 37:40 Speaker 1 Oh shit particles. 37:43 Speaker 1 Oh come on, you got this. 37:45 Speaker 1 Come on. 37:46 Speaker 1 It's not E. coli, it's feces, feces? 37:51 Speaker 1 You're so close. 37:52 Speaker 1 Pico matter. 37:53 Speaker 1 Pico matter. 37:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 37:54 Speaker 1 So there was a study done. 37:57 Speaker 1 It does not matter where in your house your toothbrush is. 38:02 Speaker 1 If it is in your home, it has fecal matter on it. 38:06 Speaker 1 It is impossible to have your toothbrush in your home 38:08 Speaker 1 without fecal matter. 38:09 Speaker 1 which got me thinking that pretty much means everything in your home has some type of fecal 38:14 Speaker 1 matter on it. Correct? Yeah, I mean, you'd be farting whatnot and fecal matter coming 38:17 Speaker 1 out and flatter around and everything. So so gross. It's really like, I mean, I guess 38:22 Speaker 1 it is bad, but it's not really that bad, you know, like your fecal fecal matter. Yeah, 38:27 Speaker 1 I mean, you got people that are like eating buttholes or whatnot. So it's really not that 38:29 Speaker 1 bad. You get like the straight from the truck. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that's that matter. 38:34 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 38:35 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna touch my teeth. 38:36 Speaker 1 It's a morphical matter in the morning. 38:37 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 38:39 Speaker 1 I didn't. 38:40 Speaker 1 I'm not talking about that with you. 38:42 Speaker 1 All right. 38:43 Speaker 1 What? 38:43 Speaker 1 This one, this one I think you're going to get. 38:44 Speaker 1 I think you're, I think because you're a handyman, 38:47 Speaker 1 you're a guy's guy. 38:49 Speaker 1 You're going to. 38:50 Speaker 1 Does that mean I give myself a lot of hand jobs? 38:51 Speaker 1 That was your sign? 38:52 Speaker 1 Yes, that's exactly what it means. 38:53 Speaker 1 And what do you need this for that? 38:55 Speaker 1 What does the WD stand for in WD-40? 38:59 Speaker 1 Oh, oh. 39:03 Speaker 1 Wait, is it weight density? 39:05 Speaker 1 I know this one is a coil. 39:06 Speaker 1 No. 39:07 Speaker 1 Uh, oh, W D. 39:12 Speaker 1 Ah, so W D 40 is a lubricant, not a penetrating oil. 39:18 Speaker 1 That like PB Blaster, unless you get W D 40, 39:20 Speaker 1 penetrating Blaster. 39:21 Speaker 1 Oh, we're talking about W D 40, 39:22 Speaker 1 penetrating Blaster, W D 40, just lubricant. 39:25 Speaker 1 What does the W D stand for in W D 40? 39:29 Speaker 1 That does a regular. 39:30 Speaker 1 That's right. 39:31 Speaker 1 regular WD. Is it something duty? Nope. I know with like white lithium grease that'd be like 39:43 Speaker 1 W. L. G. W. D. Waste Department. Nah, that's not it. I'm gonna go with W. D. Ford. 39:56 Speaker 1 It's gotta be something to do with the weight. You got like five W. 40 oil and everything. 40:00 Speaker 1 that would be 40. Uh, whether down. No, but that was kind of close. Uh, water displacement. 40:10 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. So yeah, it's lubricant. So it just pushes all water. Water displacement 40 is what it 40:15 Speaker 1 means. All right. Two left and you're done. What is the space between your eyebrows called? 40:19 Speaker 1 Oh, and the temple's on the side. 40:24 Speaker 1 Uh, the, the unispot. 40:28 Speaker 1 Mm hmm. 40:29 Speaker 1 The bridge. 40:31 Speaker 1 The bridge is a good guess. 40:34 Speaker 1 The bridge is a good guess, but that's not correct. 40:35 Speaker 1 Oh, um, the golden gate bridge now. 40:39 Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say it. 40:41 Speaker 1 Oh, the golden start to the G. 40:43 Speaker 1 The gateway, the gap. 40:46 Speaker 1 I don't think you even know this word. 40:48 Speaker 1 I don't I don't think anybody knows this word. It's called the glove Bella. 40:52 Speaker 1 Glabella. That's weird. You know, that is weird. All right. Last one for all the for all the marbles. You get this right. You win. Okay. 41:01 Speaker 1 What is the only mammal that can fly? 41:05 Speaker 1 Only mammal that can fly. 41:08 Speaker 1 Um, let me think about this. Um, going through all my mammals, uh, the flying squirrel. 41:16 Speaker 1 No, he's a glider. He's a glider. 41:18 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, it's not about like it can propose its own. 41:22 Speaker 1 It actually flies. 41:23 Speaker 1 You can fly anywhere. 41:25 Speaker 1 Oh, not a osprey. 41:27 Speaker 1 I don't think I don't think they give a live birth. 41:32 Speaker 1 Because I'm able to find by fur and live birth. 41:35 Speaker 1 You know, only mammal that can fly. 41:40 Speaker 1 Um, trying to think about this. 41:43 Speaker 1 See, I knew this one. 41:44 Speaker 1 I'm really surprised you're not getting this. 41:45 Speaker 1 This is trying to think, you know, I'm thinking like, 41:48 Speaker 1 Cat and dog, they don't fly. 41:50 Speaker 1 Owls don't fly. 41:51 Speaker 1 Go like that. 41:53 Speaker 1 You're going through every mammal. 41:56 Speaker 1 You're like horses. 41:58 Speaker 1 No, they don't fly. 42:00 Speaker 1 Go on, horse. 42:01 Speaker 1 Never seen a flying goat. 42:03 Speaker 1 Um, I'm thinking, I mean, I'm kind of thinking, 42:06 Speaker 1 osprey. 42:07 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's technically a bird or if it's a damn mammal. 42:10 Speaker 1 I don't know if they give live birth or not. 42:12 Speaker 1 They do not give live birth. 42:13 Speaker 1 Ospreys do not give live birth. 42:15 Speaker 1 Only mammal that can fly. 42:17 Speaker 1 I've seen it if one flies by the window out there. 42:20 Speaker 1 Okay, but I'm not seeing anything. 42:21 Speaker 1 It's gotta be, oh, I'm thinking about the zoo now. 42:26 Speaker 1 Not a panda. 42:30 Speaker 1 I've never seen one of these in the zoo. 42:34 Speaker 1 Ever seen one in a zoo. 42:36 Speaker 1 Wow. 42:37 Speaker 1 Not a gorilla. 42:41 Speaker 1 Something that can fly that's a mammal. 42:45 Speaker 1 It's gotta be like a marsupial. 42:49 Speaker 1 I'm thinking. 42:50 Speaker 1 If you stare outside in about five hours, 42:55 Speaker 1 you'll probably see one. 42:58 Speaker 1 Oh, a bat. 42:59 Speaker 1 A bat. 43:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 43:02 Speaker 1 I forgot about bats. 43:03 Speaker 1 They're pretty cool. 43:04 Speaker 1 They give life birth. 43:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:06 Speaker 1 I forgot about bats. 43:07 Speaker 1 They're pretty cool. 43:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, they give life birth. 43:09 Speaker 1 Do they hang upside down? 43:10 Speaker 1 What have you ever seen a bat nest? 43:13 Speaker 1 Well, I didn't know they put the eggs on the ground 43:15 Speaker 1 and then they have to. 43:16 Speaker 1 But they go to the ground, drop the egg, 43:19 Speaker 1 and go back up and hang upside down? 43:21 Speaker 1 Well, they usually have like a little houses, you know, 43:23 Speaker 1 hang out in. 43:25 Speaker 1 Bats? 43:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, they live in caves and shit, you know. 43:27 Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, they live in caves, they live in caves, 43:29 Speaker 1 but yeah, bats are awesome. 43:31 Speaker 1 Bats are like some of the coolest animals I think in the world. 43:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, until you have a bunch and then they damn, 43:37 Speaker 1 you get, you get, oh, it's psychotic-induced. 43:41 Speaker 1 You think that your animals can turn into koojo. 43:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:44 Speaker 1 It's when they, you breathe in their, 43:46 Speaker 1 people. 43:47 Speaker 1 Aquana. 43:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:49 Speaker 1 the the the I think it's is I don't know what it's called it's poop it's 43:52 Speaker 1 brat please it's got the only other one I did that on there which is interesting 43:56 Speaker 1 fact did you know that if you ever come across a kangaroo in the wild and you 44:01 Speaker 1 lift its tail it can't hop away oh he's using his tail right I don't know I 44:07 Speaker 1 just there's a bag that if you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground they 44:12 Speaker 1 just have to stand there for us that and if you ever see one in the water 44:18 Speaker 1 You know approach. They like to they like to lure their victims into the water and drown them 44:23 Speaker 1 Kingaroos oh, yeah 44:26 Speaker 1 Toronto with what they just hold you in the water 44:30 Speaker 1 Okay, and Garu can hold you under the water. Yeah, dude. They're fucking jacked 44:35 Speaker 1 Shut up. No Kingaroos ever drowned a human 44:38 Speaker 1 I don't know about a human, but I mean there's probably some other creatures that they think that oh isn't the water 44:42 Speaker 1 I get them I think I've seen I think I've seen them try to drown dogs like they'll do dog in there 44:47 Speaker 1 Kangaroos, which weird because kangaroos don't eat meat don't don't they don't eat right? 44:54 Speaker 1 Yes kangaroos gonna attempt to drown humans or pets that follow them into the water 44:58 Speaker 1 This is the defensive survival reaction rather than a premeditated attack so they're gonna you know in a jury 45:03 Speaker 1 They're gonna they're gonna see that as like self-defense, but 45:07 Speaker 1 Kangaroos don't eat meat correct. I don't think so. No, I think they just eat. Well, maybe they fish. What's your kangaroozy? 45:14 Speaker 1 Uh, do you think they just do it for the love of the game? Just fucking kill him. Hey, 45:21 Speaker 1 I'll be playing. It's yeah, they're good. 45:24 Speaker 1 Love of the game. 45:26 Speaker 1 Like, the advice, there's a rabid kangaroo out. He's just looking for someone to murder. 45:33 Speaker 1 He's been drowning to victims. Oh, fucking summer, mate. It's been bad. We've pulled 45:38 Speaker 1 So many bodies out of the fucking lake. They just legit kids. 45:42 Speaker 1 Hard you wife. Okay. We go to rabbit kangaroo out there. 45:48 Speaker 1 We had boss Phil, a Chinese tortoise come through there and might get out. 45:51 Speaker 1 Might I tell you what? Oh, I hope fucking boss got drowned by the fucking 45:54 Speaker 1 trees. 45:56 Speaker 1 They're easy. 45:56 Speaker 1 Fucking crazy. Oh, man. I'd love to have a kingaroo. 46:00 Speaker 1 Oh, yo, no, I don't think so. 46:02 Speaker 1 They're a lot to deal with. 46:04 Speaker 1 Unless you want to like hang on their pouch, but their pouches are nasty. 46:06 Speaker 1 You're seeing the pouch. 46:07 Speaker 1 You're so gross dude and you think video camera guy opens it up and you can look inside 46:11 Speaker 1 it's disgusting. 46:12 Speaker 1 It's like inside of a hairy vagina. 46:14 Speaker 1 Like hairs on the inside. 46:16 Speaker 1 How do you know what one of those look like? 46:17 Speaker 1 That's what I imagine. 46:18 Speaker 1 You know, neither one of the hair grown on the inside. 46:20 Speaker 1 What? 46:21 Speaker 1 His hair grows inside of a vagina? 46:23 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 46:26 Speaker 1 How do you not know the answer to that? 46:28 Speaker 1 I don't know. 46:29 Speaker 1 I'm never looking deep in there. 46:33 Speaker 1 People don't grow hair on the inside of their body. 46:38 Speaker 1 right? 46:39 Speaker 1 So there's no part of your body you grow hair inside. 46:43 Speaker 1 All right, so there has hair on the outer lips or inner folds, the labia of the 46:47 Speaker 1 vulva. 46:48 Speaker 1 That's that bulb thing up there. 46:49 Speaker 1 It's like an onion. 46:50 Speaker 1 Um, but hair does not grow inside the actual vaginal canal. 46:53 Speaker 1 So you ain't going to worry about that. 46:55 Speaker 1 No animal has that in there. 46:58 Speaker 1 That's what I said. 46:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that happened. 47:01 Speaker 1 Okay. 47:02 Speaker 1 All right. 47:03 Speaker 1 Alright, we're going to get into Dayla Dosadome News 47:16 Speaker 1 Daily Dosadome news for you Dayla Dosadome news 47:30 Speaker 1 California government's government's surrogate babies dad is 47:33 Speaker 1 reclusive Chinese billionaires all allegedly 47:36 Speaker 1 sired 300 children already. 47:38 Speaker 1 So this lady I didn't know this but the US is the only place where you can 47:42 Speaker 1 actually have commercial and semi-naste with surrogates. 47:46 Speaker 1 Commercial surrogates, surrogates is them. 47:49 Speaker 1 Surrogate. 47:50 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 47:51 Speaker 1 Surrogates, you know surrogates are? 47:53 Speaker 1 a 47:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you're saying commercial surrogacy, which would be that's the worst surrogacy. I think so. Oh, 48:02 Speaker 1 that sounds better than through gazoo. 48:05 Speaker 1 That's that. No, they said it's only really allowed in the US commercial wise, 48:12 Speaker 1 but a woman is covering she's carrying a baby baby for the reclusive Chinese gaming billionaire 48:17 Speaker 1 Zubo who's already fathered hundreds of children. So essentially he gave her $65,000 48:23 Speaker 1 Oh, no, actually it was $120,000. Sorry about that. 48:27 Speaker 1 Gave her $120,000 to be a surrogate. 48:30 Speaker 1 And she did it. 48:31 Speaker 1 And then she finds out after that this guy 48:33 Speaker 1 has like 300 children. 48:34 Speaker 1 Now she wants to back out of the deal and whatnot. 48:36 Speaker 1 But she's already fucking pregnant. 48:37 Speaker 1 And she's like hiding her face on camera and everything. 48:39 Speaker 1 And to me, you know, at first I'm thinking, all right, 48:42 Speaker 1 this lady's the idiot. 48:43 Speaker 1 Who do you like put sperm in you 48:44 Speaker 1 for even though who the fuck they are? 48:45 Speaker 1 First up, all right. 48:46 Speaker 1 That just seems like an odd, bad idea. 48:48 Speaker 1 Second off, you didn't do fucking any research 48:50 Speaker 1 for you got pregnant by this dude's, uh, spunk. 48:53 Speaker 1 That's weird. 48:54 Speaker 1 Odd. 48:55 Speaker 1 Who cares? 48:56 Speaker 1 He paid her for it. 48:58 Speaker 1 Why does it matter if he has 300 kids? 49:01 Speaker 1 Well, so that's, I'm getting to this next part is 49:03 Speaker 1 I don't think you should care 49:04 Speaker 1 because he's just trying to build like a super race 49:06 Speaker 1 of Chinese mixed children with all these other women 49:08 Speaker 1 from different countries in the world. 49:10 Speaker 1 So he just wants like a super like a, 49:12 Speaker 1 like Pokemon's almost. 49:14 Speaker 1 You just got different variations of him or whatnot. 49:16 Speaker 1 That's it. 49:16 Speaker 1 That's what he's got. 49:17 Speaker 1 He's got like a picture of the like all in this like, 49:18 Speaker 1 auditorium and whatnot. And they all look like they do look different because normally Chinese people like the Chinese 49:23 Speaker 1 Aspects just take over the child for the most part and then you know Chinese people. We can't tell apart hardly anyway 49:28 Speaker 1 But with this scenario. I mean I think he's just trying to build like the coolest child possible and figure out 49:34 Speaker 1 Who he really wants to have a family with because obviously he's not taking care of all these kids 49:37 Speaker 1 But he's trying out, you know black white sweet and American 49:41 Speaker 1 Trying out all the kids are with different like types of women. Yeah, yeah 300 49:46 Speaker 1 So he didn't do like a hundred Chinese women. 49:49 Speaker 1 He might, I mean, there might be some of the same Chinese, 49:53 Speaker 1 but it might be like different provinces and different areas 49:56 Speaker 1 and whatnot and just stuff. 49:58 Speaker 1 But I mean, I guess you can kind of figure out 50:01 Speaker 1 what kind of kid you want at that point. 50:02 Speaker 1 Because I think at that, if their surrogates kid, 50:04 Speaker 1 you just give them away, right? 50:06 Speaker 1 Like, I think whoever paid for the surrogacy 50:11 Speaker 1 to take place would take custody of the child. 50:14 Speaker 1 but that kind of makes me wonder, 50:16 Speaker 1 like just based on your facial, 50:19 Speaker 1 like the way your face is, 50:21 Speaker 1 the way my face is, have you ever thought about 50:23 Speaker 1 what type of, 50:25 Speaker 1 if we had a baby or woman? 50:27 Speaker 1 Not me and you stupid. 50:28 Speaker 1 But like what type of woman you think would make 50:32 Speaker 1 the prettiest baby with you based on your look? 50:36 Speaker 1 Now not really, I just find a hot one blonde 50:38 Speaker 1 air blue eyes and just, you know, 50:40 Speaker 1 I feel like you had a good little area in one out of it. 50:42 Speaker 1 See, I think you have a really good look 50:44 Speaker 1 kid with an Asian. I think that'd be a really good looking kid. 50:47 Speaker 1 The Asian. Oh, I've been watching this Asian lady on TikTok. That's, uh, 50:50 Speaker 1 she's Asian, but she has a redneck accent or actually on Instagram. 50:53 Speaker 1 My bad. Uh, and it's, it's very odd, but it's different. You know, 50:56 Speaker 1 I like, promise it's like, if I can find a green eye, Asian, I do it 100%. Um, 51:00 Speaker 1 but I just got to find a green eyed one. Yeah. I think that's, 51:03 Speaker 1 I think that's the way you should go. Cause I don't think your kid's going to be 51:05 Speaker 1 very good looking if it's blonde hair, blue eyed with you. Like it should, 51:08 Speaker 1 yeah. When I was on the world, when I was kid, I was a bright blonde hair and 51:12 Speaker 1 everything. So I think it'll work fine. Okay. So you've talked about that before, like, as you get older, 51:18 Speaker 1 if you have kids later as a dude, does the kid change based on your experiences, does your sperm and 51:24 Speaker 1 DNA change over the years? So that way, like, if I had a kid when I was like 18, that kid going to be 51:28 Speaker 1 the exact same. If I had a kid when I was 55 with the same woman. So I would tell you, I would love 51:35 Speaker 1 to say that your sperm gets smarter when you get older, right? Like the older you are, the 51:40 Speaker 1 I think it goes to our game. It gets wiser. It's seen a lot of vaginas and a lot of 51:45 Speaker 1 black ops and it just knows what it's looking for. 51:49 Speaker 1 I don't understand. And this is, you know, because they say like women are born with a certain 51:53 Speaker 1 number of eggs and they never get me more. But men, like, how do we make those? 52:02 Speaker 1 It's just it's like a it's like a it's like a pump station for your water supply, you know, 52:07 Speaker 1 is put it on a creek and keep pumping it in. 52:10 Speaker 1 But what makes, I mean, like essentially, 52:13 Speaker 1 a man's testicles make life. 52:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like a little nuclear reactor down there. 52:16 Speaker 1 It's like always going, that's why there's so much heat and everything. 52:18 Speaker 1 It's supposed to keep heat away because it'll overheat the motherfucker 52:20 Speaker 1 and it can melt down. 52:21 Speaker 1 Because what's weird is like even like a woman, 52:24 Speaker 1 if you take out her eggs and you put them in like a petri dish 52:26 Speaker 1 and you look at them, they're not doing anything. 52:29 Speaker 1 They're just chilling. 52:30 Speaker 1 You done that? 52:31 Speaker 1 Take a, what? 52:32 Speaker 1 Have you done that? 52:33 Speaker 1 I mean, I've seen them, yeah. 52:35 Speaker 1 Oh really? You saw eggs in a pastry dish? Yes. Who's worthy? 52:41 Speaker 1 I don't know. I think I watched it in what's the movie? 52:44 Speaker 1 Look who's talking? Oh, I thought it was like one of your engagements or wives. 52:48 Speaker 1 No, what would I do though? How do I do that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 52:54 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, every Tuesday, family night. We look at niggas remaining eggs. 52:58 Speaker 1 No, but if you take a man's like one drop of a man's semen and put it under the microscope, 53:05 Speaker 1 It looks like National Geographic dude. I mean there's a lot of people that go in every 53:09 Speaker 1 car. 53:09 Speaker 1 Like NASCAR. 53:10 Speaker 1 It's crazy. So technically I think we are the ones that carry the life. 53:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. They just have like the house. We just you know the sperm just moves in. 53:18 Speaker 1 Like fuck you. I'm like baby out of this shit. So it's not gonna be the baby was hours before they were 53:22 Speaker 1 theirs. 53:24 Speaker 1 Uh, I would say so. Yeah, probably I would think so. Um, but I guess you need a wound for a new 53:30 Speaker 1 fucking like you can't do it in your butt hole and you can't put an egg in your butt and like 53:33 Speaker 1 You know what, you know what my dad used to tell me and I was growing up. I was like, 53:37 Speaker 1 I don't know, eight, seven years old. And he'd always tell me, you know what you were before 53:41 Speaker 1 your mom was a little baby. And I'd go, what? He got her daddy's little squirt. 53:50 Speaker 1 And I didn't know what that meant. So I would tell people at school in like third grade. 53:57 Speaker 1 Like, hey, you know we were before your mom's little baby. We were daddy's little squirt, you know. 54:01 Speaker 1 And is that where the Nick and Egg squirt comes from? 54:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess so. 54:06 Speaker 1 That makes sense, right? 54:08 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, dude. 54:09 Speaker 1 It's going to be bad if one day they like outlaw abortion 54:11 Speaker 1 and it makes them legal to jack off 54:13 Speaker 1 because there's so many kids I've sent to the toilet. 54:15 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 54:21 Speaker 1 Let's see, let's see, Clancy didn't get a chance 54:23 Speaker 1 to kill those kids. 54:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I hear you saying she has nothing on me 54:27 Speaker 1 because I know you're not flushing about 14 billion 54:31 Speaker 1 They're down there with a fucking teenage mutant into turtles. That's probably how that shit got started 54:36 Speaker 1 You're gonna die 54:38 Speaker 1 You're gonna die and St. Peter's gonna be like death toll. Oh my god 54:46 Speaker 1 What did you do Brandon? I don't think it possible. It's gonna be like 10 times a day today. What do you do? 54:52 Speaker 1 You're like those 54:54 Speaker 1 I know I told me that. I would have saved him if I knew that. I put him in a jar. 55:01 Speaker 1 You put him in a jar your feeding him every day. 55:04 Speaker 1 Like, it starts to shit. Yeah, it just turns into like some fucking dough or something. 55:09 Speaker 1 Smurbed out. I tried to save him. 55:13 Speaker 1 Every time you finish, you have a funeral in the backyard. 55:17 Speaker 1 I'm trying to put him back in. 55:19 Speaker 1 Sorry, go back here. 55:23 Speaker 1 Like when you put a water bottle on the water, 55:24 Speaker 1 you squeeze it and you let it go 55:25 Speaker 1 and it sucks the water back in. 55:27 Speaker 1 You have like 20,000 little crosses in the backyard that bit. 55:32 Speaker 1 People go over and they're like, 55:34 Speaker 1 what's this? 55:35 Speaker 1 And you're like, oh, that's my sperm cemetery. 55:36 Speaker 1 There's a white children. 55:37 Speaker 1 I can't believe it. 55:41 Speaker 1 I can't believe it. 55:42 Speaker 1 I can't believe it. 55:43 Speaker 1 That's amazing. 55:47 Speaker 1 Oh. 55:49 Speaker 1 It's oh, yeah, it happens. 55:51 Speaker 1 Oh. 55:53 Speaker 1 All right, there was another one I had here real quick. 55:56 Speaker 1 Let's see, right? 55:57 Speaker 1 you can get fucked by a dog before you go to the FBI. 56:01 Speaker 1 Oh, yes. 56:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, we talked about it. 56:03 Speaker 1 Beastie, you can do Beastie Ali for the age 18. 56:05 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 56:05 Speaker 1 Of course. 56:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:07 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 56:09 Speaker 1 Cindy Sweeney's naked, no big egg, 56:11 Speaker 1 pay and net worth revealed. 56:12 Speaker 1 Actually, I'm not going to read that part. 56:13 Speaker 1 I'm just going to tell you about how all these women 56:15 Speaker 1 are pissed off as Cindy Sweeney once again, once again, 56:19 Speaker 1 for promoting a sports gambling page that she has equity in. 56:24 Speaker 1 So those are those are always good for my business knowing there's more out there that I can bounce around to if I need to 56:30 Speaker 1 But now all the women are pissed because they're like 56:33 Speaker 1 Sydney Sweeney doesn't represent women in sports like yeah, no shit. She doesn't alright 56:37 Speaker 1 She's a fucking actress is hot that she's got football in front of her tits and fucking basketball in front of her butt 56:42 Speaker 1 All right, I don't know how that has to do with anything with women sports 56:45 Speaker 1 The majority of the sports they showed were all men sports. All right, obviously you got basketball 56:51 Speaker 1 NFL or football 56:53 Speaker 1 baseball golf. I mean, really, there's really no women dominated sport. Like you can be in sports as a 56:59 Speaker 1 woman, but for you to attack Cindy Sweeney just doesn't make any sense. And of course, it's always the 57:03 Speaker 1 left attack. And you know, you got to, you got to treat women equal unless they're hot blonde hair and 57:07 Speaker 1 blue eyed and they're making a fuck ton of money and men love them. If that's the case, then you got 57:10 Speaker 1 a fucking hate to be it because she's just too hot. You know, we need some fat, uh, you know, trans black 57:15 Speaker 1 person up there to satisfy America. Cause that's exactly what we want. Fat black trans up there. 57:20 Speaker 1 We don't want that. All right. We want hot blonde hair blue out cine sweaty being a half naked promoting gambling ads 57:25 Speaker 1 That's exactly what America was built on and that's what we need more of and now we got all these women coming out and they're making all these posts 57:31 Speaker 1 About how she's 57:32 Speaker 1 sexualizing 57:33 Speaker 1 You know women sports like first off 57:36 Speaker 1 That's the only reason anybody watches women sports, you know because they're wearing the type booty shorts and they get the the sports bras and whatnot and 57:42 Speaker 1 The blows my mind is all these women making these videos all these chicks 57:46 Speaker 1 They're half naked known them. They're wearing like the skin type fucking booty shorts and the fucking sports balls 57:50 Speaker 1 Are you fucking kidding me? You know the only reason people watch your videos because you're half fucking naked 57:55 Speaker 1 Like you were to do this and like a hoodie and like baggy sweatpants no one would give a fuck 57:59 Speaker 1 But you know you got to appeal to the sex appeal to it 58:02 Speaker 1 So you can fucking sell yourself and I don't know why it's a problem with Cindy Sweeney does it but anybody else can do it and there's not a problem 58:08 Speaker 1 It's it's also 58:10 Speaker 1 Gambling right like how many women do you know that bet on sports? Oh? 58:16 Speaker 1 Done. 58:17 Speaker 1 I think it will drop. 58:18 Speaker 1 But I've never seen women be into, you know, a fan duel or any of these betting websites 58:26 Speaker 1 with sports. 58:27 Speaker 1 So I think your, you know, a chance to appeal to her audience and right now, online, 58:32 Speaker 1 online betting is got to be 98% men. 58:37 Speaker 1 So of course you want to get somebody like her to promote it because that's your audience, 58:42 Speaker 1 right? 58:43 Speaker 1 talk about the sports that are being bet on. If, okay, the other day, I had reached out to Justin 58:50 Speaker 1 from verified home services. And I said, Hey, man, I need you to lay this bet. I'm forming 58:55 Speaker 1 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right? And he goes, I can't get to my phone. I'm actually, you 59:00 Speaker 1 know, not at home, Bob. I know he said, I can't get to my computer to place the bet. Not that he 59:04 Speaker 1 does that. It's illegal in Georgia. That was a joke. He's not. He's not. I'm in the bad for man. 59:07 Speaker 1 And I'm committing a Holocaust right now, will you? 59:09 Speaker 1 So you said, hey, I can't do it, but he said, 59:14 Speaker 1 hey, do me a favor. 59:17 Speaker 1 Can you get on your VPN and place a bet on this tennis match? 59:22 Speaker 1 It was a girls tennis match. 59:25 Speaker 1 And I go, what? 59:26 Speaker 1 I said, first off, I don't have online betting. 59:29 Speaker 1 And even if I did, I'm never gonna bet on a female sport. 59:33 Speaker 1 Who does that? 59:34 Speaker 1 Let alone tennis? 59:35 Speaker 1 And he was all just, I have a feeling on this one. 59:37 Speaker 1 So, and nobody's betting on female sports. 59:40 Speaker 1 Nobody, they don't females use the app. 59:42 Speaker 1 So I think it's a great opportunity 59:44 Speaker 1 to have Sydney Sweeney be the front of the company. 59:47 Speaker 1 Now, we'll say backtrack a little bit. 59:48 Speaker 1 There are some people that bet a women's sports 59:50 Speaker 1 and it's actually almost down to a science now. 59:53 Speaker 1 They've developed these apps and trackers, 59:55 Speaker 1 the traps, tracks, women's menstrual phases, 59:58 Speaker 1 something to tell when they're on their period. 59:59 Speaker 1 And they bet the other. 59:59 Speaker 1 You said that before, I don't believe that. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 That is, you need a whole app and everything. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 You tell you when their menstrual cycle is 1:00:05 Speaker 1 and it hits like fucking fire. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 It's a lot because these bitches do not play good when they're on the period. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that right now. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 That's another reason you should never bet on a woman's sport. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 And when you got to deal with that and that's a, 1:00:15 Speaker 1 that's a whole other thing that you got to take in a consideration from placing 1:00:17 Speaker 1 a bet. Could you imagine if we had to worry about that with guys? 1:00:20 Speaker 1 That would suck. Oh, yeah. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 Like, did you jack off before you started this game or not? 1:00:24 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:25 Speaker 1 Obviously, coach, you know, the coach will still tell you that before. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 I know they did with me. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 They're like, all right, no sex and no jacket off till the game. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 All right, yes, sir. 1:00:37 Speaker 1 Well, if they did, I didn't hear it. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 Check Si, no jacket off while on school campus. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 Okay, that's all. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Is that something that's still a thing though? 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Like, are you at what point are you supposed to tell 1:00:49 Speaker 1 you baseball team like, hey, we got a big game 1:00:51 Speaker 1 or I don't jack off the night. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 I'm not. That's not a thing. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 I don't think that's even a thing. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 I don't think that's anything to do with it. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 It's supposed to keep your testosterone 1:00:56 Speaker 1 and keep you like really amped up. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 I don't think it matters at that age, dude. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 At that age, your testosterone is through the roof. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 So it doesn't matter. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 I think it's just, oh yeah. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 I think it's just one of those things they told us 1:01:06 Speaker 1 to make us like not do it that day. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 I mean, but I think there's some science behind it. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Like you keep it all built up and you get more anger and more 1:01:15 Speaker 1 frustration than you just. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 Yes, you play harder. 1:01:17 Speaker 1 You know, you're like, I can't wait to play this game and then 1:01:19 Speaker 1 jack off. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 F I know. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 I can tell you being married, man. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 Like if if if Megan, if Megan, you know, tries to weaponize 1:01:27 Speaker 1 it against me for like three days, I'm angry. 1:01:30 Speaker 1 I'm an angry man. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 Did you get mad if you whack off? 1:01:33 Speaker 1 I know some women like think you're like, like, oh, you don't 1:01:35 Speaker 1 love me the more you get a whack. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 I would never do that. She knows that. I would never do that. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 She would get mad hypothetically if Chuck Word will wack off. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 She would get mad. She would. Yeah, but I wouldn't really. 1:01:47 Speaker 1 That's gross. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 So this respectful. So disrespectful. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 My dad told me that back in the day and I really stuck to heart. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Right in there. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 From all the sister upstairs and you're jacking off down. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 Me boy. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 It's just instead of a bit. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 So all right. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 Well, we got to get out here. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 Chuck's got to go coach and tell the kids not 1:02:08 Speaker 1 to whack off for their game. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 Don't. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 Don't commit a Holocaust in the toilet tonight, if you do. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 Don't let us know about it. 1:02:15 Speaker 1 I was going to say let us know about it. 1:02:16 Speaker 1 No, don't let us know about it. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 You know, we appreciate you. 1:02:20 Speaker 1 Listen to them. 1:02:21 Speaker 1 We got a lot of new people in here. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 Once again. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 So thank you. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 Thank you. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 Thank you. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 Check out the thing for being on our go. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 Yes, special thanks to Canada. 1:02:27 Speaker 1 It has no malls. 1:02:28 Speaker 1 We love you. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 Gotta be shot up somewhere. 1:02:31 Speaker 1 Alright, we'll see you later, bye.