How To Regulate EP-390 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-15
https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theclueless2/episodes/How-To-Regulate-EP-390-e3os004

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Thresh. 0:46 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:47 I'll ride you like on STP with a... 0:59 I haven't made it to a Tuesday. 1:01 I'm glad everyone's here on this day in history actually in 1916 tank reuse in warfare for the first time and then we jumped the 1:08 2008 the Lehman brothers filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy, turning the peak of the 2008 global financial crisis. 1:15 My name is Brandon Thrashers. The day that no show over this Chuck Charles iron. 1:18 Did you know any of those two facts that I just laid out there for you? 1:21 I actually just completely zoned out when you started talking about history. Go again. I'm sorry. 1:26 Oh Jesus Christ. 1:27 So today in history, the first time we ever started using tanks was in 1916 on this day. 1:32 Kind of cool, you know, new ways to kill people. 1:34 And then today also is when the layman brothers filed for bankruptcy, which triggered the financial crisis of 2008. 1:41 So exciting stuff. 1:42 Oh, God, you're not so stupid. 1:46 I forgot my V-Los in the car. 1:48 Oh, Lord. 1:49 And it's also a damn arena's birthday as well. 1:51 I feel like if usually we start the show with Brandon going, I heard it there. 2:00 I'm like, Tuesday. 2:01 Yeah. 2:02 And then you say something to me. 2:03 I just make a comment and then you get into whatever you're going to get into. 2:06 But you caught me off guard and I wish we did this like, you know what? 2:09 Do me a favor. 2:10 Today is Wednesday. 2:11 As everyone's listening to it. 2:13 But today's Wednesday for them. 2:15 Can you tell me how. 2:16 What? 2:17 We're recording this on a Monday, damn it. 2:19 Oh my God, dude. 2:20 And yes, the facts are for Tuesday. All right, not the Monday if you're listening to us live 2:26 Those facts are all do not go around telling people that until tomorrow 2:30 So I think this Tuesday or Wednesday about to make another day. Well, I left my videos in the car 2:34 Go get it. No, no, I'm gonna hang into my need one and then I'm gonna tell you that you gotta go into the the spiel 2:40 Go, okay. All right, sounds good. Well, all right 2:42 No, I'm in tanks got it. Leaning brothers got it. Damn. Marino great quarterback never won a super bowl. That's unfortunate 2:48 And that's crazy because my what the Chuck today is I'm trying to make you look stupid because this weekend 2:56 So as you guys know, I mean I spent a lot of time with a lot of people being that I got kids in sports and all that a lot of those 3:02 People's are listeners of the show so a lot of times they'll listen to the show 3:06 But they won't see me from like a week or whatever. Oh 3:09 I got a lot of catching up to do and they say some crazy and you're like what oh 3:12 Yeah, I know some people there's a lot of people we got listening that are like a week or two behind and they'll go 3:18 and comment on something on an episode and I'm like, what the fuck is this? Like I don't 3:21 even know what you're talking about. Oh, hey, we got Iron Fist at 01 in the chat. I thought 3:24 this was you yesterday, but I'm guessing it's not. No, it's not me, man. That's not me. I'm, I'm, 3:29 I'm, I'm Iron Fist so too. It's still Iron Fist at 01 from you. You got to be like Iron Fist at 3:35 like 63 by the time this comes down. I'll be Iron Fist at 007. Oh, yeah, that's already going to be 3:41 taken before it comes down. We figure out how to make a rumble account. But anyway, um, no, so, so, 3:46 We had a very long weekend, but I wanted to bring something up before we get too far into this because Brandon 3:52 I need your honest opinion. I know I can trust you because even though you're mean and you you say hurtful things. I know you'll be honest 3:59 Do you notice anything different about me? 4:02 Oh, it looks like 4:05 Did you save the left side of your face? 4:09 Looks a little light there. I thought you just did the left side and the right or died. Let me make sure I don't have any 4:14 sometimes my visual effects are on and I don't do this enhanced skin appearance. I don't do this, but it is clicked 4:23 Are they just all right? 4:25 Something under your left eye happened 4:28 No, oh, it's like a red mark there. I don't know what's going on. It's a scar that I've had my whole life 4:32 No, it's a little lower. It's right here. I don't I don't this yeah. Yeah. I think I just got burn at the ballfield. Oh 4:39 Let's see. I mean wearing long-sleeved shirt 4:42 You got the Garland pest service hat on. 4:45 I see some Jordans in the background. 4:48 All right, we're good. 4:49 We're good. 4:49 No, you just proved my point. 4:51 You just proved my point. 4:52 So Friday, I went out. 4:56 So one of my buddies is the same age as me. 5:00 And he's got the most beautiful black beard 5:03 I've ever seen in my life. 5:04 It is stellar how black this thing is. 5:07 Like Tom Selleck with the most. 5:09 Like Tom Selleck in the 80s, right? 5:11 So we're at the pool, we're at the pool and I'm like, dude, how is your beard so black? 5:18 Like how do you not have any gray hairs? 5:20 And he goes, just for men, 11.99, you know what I do it once every month? 5:24 And I go, what? 5:26 I was like, just for men, it actually works. 5:28 He goes, dude, you got to do it. 5:29 It's a game changer. 5:30 It takes years off your appearance. 5:33 So I tell Megan, I'm like, look, Saturday, I'm doing this. 5:36 I'm going to get just for men and I'm dying my beard back to where it used to be. 5:40 Right? 5:40 OG beard. Okay. So I go to Publix, I buy it, 1199. I went dark, dark brown. I didn't 5:47 go, like, I think you missed your chin too now that I'm looking at it. Okay. Okay. So 5:52 that's, that's where this, you're doing, do you notice how thick my mustache looks? 5:56 I knew there's something going on with the page. You're like the sides are like lighter somehow. 5:59 They're almost disappearing on your lip. And then it writes a little thicker and the chin is gray. 6:03 There's a reason for that. So I open up the packet and it's like, you know, it's very easy. 6:08 It's just like, hey, here's your color for your beard. 6:11 Here's your activator, and here's your little brush that you mix them together. 6:16 And then within a few minutes, you've got to apply the just for men. 6:20 And it says, wait five minutes and then wash it off in the shower. 6:25 Do not use soap. 6:26 Make sure you shampoo or conditioner. 6:28 I'm going, okay, this can't be that bad. 6:31 So I take all of the freakin' activator color. 6:35 I put it on and I'm like, I'm stroking it in, but I'm not really being careful because 6:40 I don't really know what it does. 6:42 I get it all over my nice shirt. 6:44 It's just just all over me. 6:47 And it's all over my hands, right? 6:49 And all of a sudden I look down and now mind you, I've washed my hands with gasoline. 6:53 Okay. 6:54 That's how bad it was. 6:56 This is all I can't get. 6:57 Look at my thumb. 6:58 Can you see how brown it is? 7:00 Oh, yeah. 7:01 It looks like you don't fucked up your thumbnail or something. 7:03 So I'm sitting there talking to Megan and she's so mad that I'm doing this 7:08 She's like you're gonna look stupid. I said well, you know what? I don't care anymore. I don't want to be freaking all gray 7:13 I was all gray 7:15 So I look down at my hand and I go oh my god my entire hand was brown 7:22 Died my skin so now I'm going holy crap. It's gonna die. I went and looked in the mirror 7:29 Dude, I had lines down my face where it was staining my skin. 7:34 So I take off Megan's, I said, 7:36 how long has been? 7:37 She goes two minutes. 7:37 I go, there's no way I'm letting this stand five minutes. 7:40 I'm gonna look ridiculous. 7:41 So I run upstairs, I jump in the shower, 7:43 I scrub it all out, and this is what I was left with. 7:46 It still did a lot, but it didn't get these 7:50 what they call resistant grays. 7:53 So I think I'm gonna do it again right here 7:56 cause it's a good look, right? 7:57 It looks good, be honest. 7:58 be honest. Yeah. Like I said, it's definitely odd with the two colors going on right there. 8:03 For sure. Maybe you should just shave that part on your chin and just let it come down and 8:06 then over, you know, just nothing on the chin. Like get rid of this. Yeah. Yeah. You do that. 8:12 I'm going to keep dying. I just got to get the right. I just got to figure it out. But 8:18 do you think it's I don't want to say it's not gay. But do you think it's not cool for a guy 8:25 to die in like what do you think what are your thoughts on guys dying their facial 8:29 hair. 8:30 Oh I mean I really matter to me I mean I'm not a big fan of facial hair to begin with 8:33 I let it grow out scruffy and then I just shave it all off except for my mustache I do enjoy 8:37 the stash but yeah I'm not a big beard guy to begin with it gets a little itchy and 8:40 everything but if you're gonna rock the beard you know I mean you're down because you don't 8:44 have any head hairs you gotta have some kind of hair on your face right you don't you don't 8:47 want to be eyebrows that'd be weird so yeah if you want to do the color I think you should 8:52 give it another shot I mean I don't think it's a problem and what you gotta do though is you 8:54 You gotta match your eyebrows also to your beard 8:57 or just go look odd and people are gonna know. 8:59 So that's what Savannah said. 9:00 Yeah, Savannah immediately goes dad, 9:03 you need to die your eyebrows. 9:05 That's where I kind of draw the line 9:08 because what's next? 9:10 Megan's gonna make me die my butthole hair. 9:12 I mean, I don't wanna die all the hair on my body. 9:15 Like my armpit hair is a different color 9:16 than my facial hair. 9:18 I don't wanna die that. 9:18 I don't see your armpits all the time 9:20 and they don't see your pubes and your butthole hair 9:21 unless you're showing it to people. 9:22 They see my armpit hair, what up? 9:25 Like if I'm laying out, I got my hands like this, 9:27 they see it and if it doesn't match my face, 9:29 so they're gonna go, oh, Chuck's Darn is like, 9:31 like I don't know, you can't tie your eyebrows. 9:34 That's weird, dude. 9:35 Yeah, but you're gonna have a full brown beard 9:38 and then you're gonna have like light, blonde, 9:39 lightest brown eyebrows. 9:41 People are gonna go, what the fuck happened to him? 9:42 Like you've got cancer. 9:44 You know, that's the only way to explain it to him. 9:46 But, oh God. 9:47 So you're saying, look how thick my mustache looks. 9:50 I'm not like fricking, do you remember Dukakis, 9:53 he ran against George Bush for the presidency? 9:55 Oh, I do not know, I don't know. 9:56 He was known for his eyebrows. 9:58 Okay, he had the largest eyebrows. 10:00 That's probably why he lost, okay? 10:02 I don't want, if my eyebrows looked as thick as my mustache, 10:06 can you imagine how dumb I would look? 10:08 Yeah, I think you should just, 10:09 maybe you should just stick with brown eyebrows, 10:10 black out the mustache, 10:12 and then just stick with the gray beard. 10:14 You just be like, like, try color, try chrome up there. 10:16 Oh, God. 10:17 All right, well, I'm gonna keep working on it, 10:18 but I think I'm on to something here. 10:20 And like I said, it's $1,999. 10:22 And it lasts, I guess, six weeks. 10:24 So, oh, Dan, that's all. 10:25 Was it just grow out and you got to cut it off. 10:27 And then, yeah. 10:28 But they're going to wake up and cut it, 10:29 and it's going to be all gray again. 10:30 Yes, hair grows, Brandon. 10:32 Hair does grow. 10:33 I didn't know if it was like doing something 10:35 of your follicle, like changing the chemical makeup 10:38 of the follicle to make it be a different color. 10:39 But if I wasn't a caught it when I did, 10:41 my entire face would be, I would not be on video right now 10:44 because it would be racism. 10:46 Ha ha ha. 10:47 Why, because you're a black face? 10:48 I would do it was it was it was bad. It was bad. 10:51 Okay. So next episode, we should just leave it on for an hour and see what happens. 10:57 I'm like, I think it'll burn you. It's it's got an activator in it. 11:03 Yeah. I don't know. I think it'd be a good. We could we could slowly every day, 11:06 like get longer and longer than maybe you don't have to do it every six weeks. 11:09 Maybe we'll just change like the DNA or something. You'll just start producing brown hair. 11:12 If you leave it off for an hour, you might just start growing hair everywhere again. 11:15 I should I should just die my my word my hair was out my head. 11:20 Pull out just like brown by ass my hair up there. 11:23 You know, what are you doing on the calm diet in my hair? 11:25 So he don't have any. 11:26 It's exactly it's got to come back after you can talk to hours. 11:30 Put this on the hair will come. 11:31 Okay. 11:32 Here we go. 11:33 Believe it on for days. 11:34 So what we got everybody over here in the chat. 11:37 We got iron fisted. 11:38 What up? 11:38 Mark afternoon. 11:39 What up? 11:40 Tara. 11:40 Oh my God. 11:41 I don't know what she's freaking out about. 11:42 Maybe your beard hair. 11:43 She sent you a truck today. 11:44 sent you a text that they chuck, let him know Chuck Terrace, 11:48 sent you a text. 11:49 Ironficet said, who's DJ Vision? 11:51 No, fucking no. 11:52 Brandon looks like he's drinking. 11:53 Of course I am. 11:55 Mark said, is Brandon ever looked like he's not drinking? 11:57 No, definitely like three months of the winter. 12:00 And Ironficet said he's been Ironficet. 12:01 I don't know what the fuck that means. 12:03 You think this is like Ronald Walling or something like that? 12:05 Remember, didn't you have some problems with him? 12:08 Oh, that guy. 12:09 It might be. 12:10 Are you serious? 12:11 Is it serious? 12:12 Does it say that to it is? 12:14 Now, since it's Iron Fist at O1, but I know someone trolling you and you got a fucking, 12:17 you got a couple of people that like to troll you. 12:19 So I don't know if that'd be him or not. 12:20 Why is he trolling? 12:21 What, what, what's he saying that's trolling? 12:23 Oh, he just, he just got a very troll name. 12:25 Iron Fist at O1, which means he's trying to make fun of you for something. 12:28 He's probably going to get very brutal here in like, I don't know, 10 episodes. 12:31 I got to get crazy on you. 12:32 Let's get to do it. 12:33 We do an evening record. 12:34 It's going to be bad. 12:35 You know, he's going to be drunk. 12:36 Whatnot. 12:37 We always get, we always get to do it early in the days. 12:39 I'm going to deal with those people. 12:40 Yeah, yeah. 12:41 Like I said, we're doing a midday one here recording. 12:43 I got a notice in the mail of, I went over to my dad's, 12:47 I hopefully get a check on the check button there. 12:49 And they got a notice for a recall. 12:51 Why you putting that on screen? 12:52 I didn't know. 12:53 I'm not touching, but I don't know. 12:57 I thought I could remove it. 12:59 And all I did was put it on the screen. 13:02 It is highlighted it. 13:02 Yeah, everyone knows. 13:04 I'm like, let me get rid of this one real quick 13:07 because I don't like what she has to say. 13:09 Let me get rid of them. 13:11 Like I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop touching things. 13:13 Yes, I've touched the buttons. 13:15 Anyway, I gotta notice for a recall on the truck, 13:17 which it was the CP4 pump that I ordered 13:19 or placed earlier this year in March. 13:20 So I called forward and I told him about it. 13:22 I was like, already replaced the pump. 13:24 And it's just like this. 13:25 I was on the whole flight 20 minutes 13:26 to get into their customer service. 13:28 And it's just dude with like, I don't know. 13:30 It's like an Indian that learned English 13:33 from a Mexican guy or something. 13:34 It was very hard to understand them. 13:35 And I've never heard of this accent before. 13:37 It might be somewhere in South Africa 13:39 or somewhere in Africa, I don't know. 13:40 But anyway, apparently the guy told me 13:43 that if I already made the repairs, 13:45 I can submit reimbursement and get paid 13:47 for the fuel pump I put in. 13:48 So I don't know if that's a real thing or not. 13:50 And I think I'm gonna have some complications 13:52 with me doing it myself, 13:53 but I guess we're gonna see, 13:54 I gotta go to the service manager 13:55 or forward and bit your hem belt, 13:56 man, give me 2,500 bucks. 13:57 I did this shit myself and saved you a fucking 13:59 a day of doing this. 13:59 So is that how much it was? 14:01 Yeah, 2,500 bucks. 14:02 Ooh, yeah, so hopefully maybe I'll get some money back. 14:05 That'd be pretty cool. 14:06 I've never received, 14:07 it's very hard getting money back from customers 14:09 when you like do what you're supposed to, 14:10 the due diligence and just fix it yourself 14:12 instead of letting it explode. 14:13 Because if I would've let it explode 14:14 and took it afford, it'd have been like $12,000. 14:16 They would have had to pay for it. 14:18 But I wouldn't have had to do the preventative 14:19 and just change the pump out. 14:20 So maybe they'll be like, good job, guy, good job. 14:22 Here's $2,500, but I guess we'll see. 14:24 I highly doubt it. 14:25 I don't really think the dealerships 14:27 played that by that game. 14:28 Their goal is to make as much money as possible 14:31 if every single person that comes through the door. 14:32 Now, I will say speaking of people 14:34 that don't have to speak English, 14:35 I went to Taco Bell today. 14:37 shocker. I'll get more authentic. Worse. They're getting worse. So I've never seen this before. 14:43 I would expect this at a certain fast food chain, but not Taco Bell. 14:51 So I go through Taco Bell and the lady goes, I need y'all. I'm me. Right. And I go, oh my God. 14:57 You know, but she said it in like a Hispanic Latino accent. And so I'm going, yeah, I order 15:03 and she goes, you want those supreme? 15:06 You want those supreme? 15:07 And I was like, lady, it's a number two. 15:09 It's a supreme, three supreme soft tacos. 15:14 So finally I said, hey, yes, I was a little perturbed. 15:18 And I said, hey, does anybody speak English 15:21 that could maybe work to drive through? 15:22 Hold on. 15:23 That kid's a mad thing about that is, 15:25 a lot of taco building ingredients already look like 15:27 Rene Diarrhea Shet has really easy to hide it in there. 15:31 Cause I couldn't understand her. 15:32 And every time I'd say something, 15:34 she'd repeat something else. 15:35 And if you, okay, okay. 15:39 Well, let me tell you what kind of person, 15:40 well, now I gotta tell you this first. 15:42 She would be saying Diablo. 15:44 Like, do you want Diablo sauce? 15:46 Nice. 15:47 I'm going, I have no idea what you are saying right now. 15:52 So I'm pissed. 15:53 You know what Diablo is? 15:54 I couldn't understand her. 15:55 I didn't know if she was saying, 15:56 so I'm getting pissed off 15:57 cause I'm going dude, I gotta go. 15:59 I'm trying to get to Dallas, Georgia, which is two hours from my house to do this estimate. 16:04 And this lady's just killing me. So anyway, I'm pissed because I think that I have somebody that 16:08 doesn't speak English, right? Dude, I get up to the window. I look over and I'm not being mean. 16:18 I'm just, I'm stating facts. She was 230 pounds. She had coke bottle glasses and she turns over 16:25 And she goes thank you soon if you're coming to tackle bow do you are you gonna be paying with cash or credit? 16:32 I went oh my god. Oh, see we were targeted shit down syndrome. Oh my god 16:37 They let her answer the phone. I don't think I was supposed to do that drive 16:40 Whatever same thing that's what I said. I'm going like I'm like if it was chick-fil-A 16:44 I'm like yeah, dude like that makes sense cuz chick-fil-a does that a lot they they help out like it a little on the microphone 16:50 I'll tell you that 16:52 That's like the worst thing here, because even if you have a slightly terrible accent, 16:57 the intercom already sounds like ass. 16:58 You're going to put someone on there that can barely talk. 17:01 Not a good idea. 17:02 I haven't been assembling back there or something. 17:03 Because I always said the Special Ed kids in middle school used to make all their cookies. 17:07 Delicious cookies. 17:08 I don't know if it was drool or what in there. 17:10 They're good at making them. 17:11 They're not good at communicating how they made them or serve them. 17:14 But what are you making? 17:15 What are you talking about? 17:17 I told you, remember the kids in middle school, all the Special Ed classes used to make 17:20 called the cookies chocolate chip cookies. 17:23 You never told this story. 17:26 What are you talking about? 17:28 So they would have regular lunch 17:30 and then they wanted the special ed kids to do something. 17:33 I guess making or something. 17:35 So they would let them bake these chocolate chip cookies. 17:37 They were like two for $0.50 or two for $1. 17:39 And they were really good. 17:40 And we just came to the conclusion 17:42 that they put a bunch of extra butter 17:44 and then maybe a little bit of a tool in there. 17:46 But they were really good, man. 17:47 They're probably some of the best cookies I ever had. 17:48 So they just give them away where they free or I'm sorry to Jeff to buy them. 17:53 Yeah, the buy I was like two for 50 cents. 17:54 Okay, Brandon. 17:56 That was labor. 17:57 That was like slave labor. 17:59 They just made all those kids make the cookies and the school profited. 18:06 They were like workers. 18:08 Yeah. 18:08 I mean, that's what you got to do. 18:10 I mean, they, you know, they can't do anything else. 18:12 Can't do math or like, or science. 18:16 They're not going to be leaders in STEM. 18:18 I tell you that but there'll be leaders at the day I'm culinary kitchen. All right, because they're really good at cooking 18:22 They are now like you said taking orders not so well 18:25 Packing people not so well when it comes to bacon cookies the motherfuckers know what they're doing 18:29 So that's why I would trust them at Taco Bell on the assembly line but not taking orders because that can get really fucked up quickly 18:37 Okay, this is funny 18:38 So just so with taking orders so I get up there and immediately I feel like the worst human being on earth 18:44 You know, I'm just like dude. Oh my god. Like I said, does anybody speak English to this lady? 18:48 Oh, yeah. And you know, she was older. She was probably 40 something and 18:53 And now I saw it now I feel terrible. So I pay and you know, she gives me my iced tea which 19:00 Let's just say it was a lot ice. Okay, like that the ice was overflowing right which is fine 19:05 I get you know, she's she's working. She's doing a thing to sit with the teen you're done 19:09 One sip and it's like it's like hitting the bubbles, you know air 19:13 So she hands me my receipt 19:16 My sweet tea I put it in there and then 19:20 Crazy as thing I've ever do so she has my meal and she goes 19:26 I'm not being mean okay. I'm like yelbo. No, it's better. She goes is 20 okay 19:34 No 19:36 That's our favorite number she learned for the day. 19:38 I go, excuse me, excuse me. 19:42 It's 20, okay? 19:43 And now I feel bad, 19:44 because I've already insulted her by saying 19:45 she wasn't American or English. 19:47 And I'm not, I'm surely not gonna say 20 what, right? 19:52 So I say, yeah, that's fine, whatever you think. 19:55 So she hands me the bag. 19:57 I look in it. 19:58 Dude, there's 20 packets of the obelosos 20:01 in the freaking thing. 20:04 And so at that point I'm like I'm intrigued. So I pull over into the like the parking spot and the drive-thru 20:09 Or outside the drive-thru and I start counting the Diablo sauces because now I'm going 20:14 This isn't like she's like rain man. Okay. Like if she can just reach in because there's no way she counted them 20:21 Well, she's 20:24 20 and she pulls nothing in the bag 20:27 I thought so I'm counting there were 20 packets in there. So what I'm thinking she does 20:32 I think when she's just sitting there and nobody's in the drive-through, she counts out 20 packets, 20:39 puts them in every bag, right? And then they give her, she grabs the food and puts it in the bag. 20:44 So she always knows she has 20 packets, but I'm saying I've never gotten 20 packets in my life. 20:49 It's hard enough to get three at a regular Taco Bell. 20:53 So really? 20:55 ours, ours, ours. 20:56 Chick-fil-A's tough too to get extra chick-fil-A sauce. 20:59 I know I'll talk about every time we order, you know, door dash or what not 21:02 I mean it'll load the motherfucker bag up 21:04 There's probably like 50 things a sauce in that motherfucker. They don't give a damn 21:08 Dash guy that just walks in and just walks up to everything and just starts grabbing as much as he can to get a big tip 21:13 This is the this is the drive-thoe lady that had Down syndrome. Oh 21:17 Nice. Well, was your food extra moist? 21:20 um 21:22 I will say the burrito was not I couldn't finish the burrito. I get an extra five layer beefy burrito 21:27 and I couldn't finish that. 21:29 But why it was like drool or something in there? 21:31 It had a lot of grease coming out of it. 21:33 So I guess like when I'm holding it like this 21:35 and the grease is just pouring out the bottom of it. 21:38 That was probably the diarrhea juice for Collin 21:40 or retarded it. 21:41 There's no where she did anything. 21:43 I'm telling you could call this girl, 21:44 like after talking to her for the short time I did, 21:47 you could say anything to this lady 21:49 and she would give you nothing. 21:51 Cause she just stared at me 21:52 at those big coke bottle glasses just like, 21:55 probably how she had to train herself 21:56 People like you just insult them. 21:58 I was not in, I was only insulting when I couldn't see her. 22:01 They should put a picture of her next to the microphone 22:04 and be like, please be nice. 22:06 You know, Roberta is your drive dude. 22:09 And how to be like, hey, sweetie, you know, 22:11 out of been so much nicer. 22:14 Oh, well, now you know, yeah, let's say, 22:15 you just, you have bad problems with the drive-through workers 22:18 and whatnot. 22:19 You're just very degrading to them. 22:20 I go through a lot of drive-throughs too. 22:22 Yeah, very degrading to a lot of them, so sad. 22:25 for the party. 22:26 I like iron fizzes and studies from Canada. 22:29 I don't know what the R plus Canada means, 22:31 but I don't know, no clue what that means there, 22:34 iron fisted, but all right, go get your V-lows. 22:36 If you're listening to a giant hot rate of out podcast 22:38 or spot a phoob, you should have lose a five star of you. 22:40 And a follow helps out a good bit. 22:42 It really does when we see y'all doing it all the time. 22:44 Even more so now there we go away, a PS5 22:46 at 1000 reviews on the dead of those shows. 22:48 Spot a five, just take that screenshot, 22:50 send it over to me at Brandon Thrasher on Instagram, 22:52 or the clues too on Facebook. 22:54 We'll get you on the list. 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You got anything to add to that. 23:48 every day Monday through Friday. 23:50 We have not missed one in what episode is this? 23:53 Thanks 390 390 episodes. 23:56 We have a missed Monday through Friday. 23:57 That's pretty impressive. 23:58 All right. 23:59 Yeah. 24:00 So like I said, we recorded Monday's episode 24:02 on Saturday before the end of game day happened. 24:04 And before NFL. 24:06 So I guess we kind of touched base on that. 24:07 I believe the next upcoming game at the time 24:09 that we were talking about was Texas Ohio State. 24:12 That was the game of the night. 24:13 I believe I don't know if I said that on here 24:14 or if I said it on Twitter, 24:15 but my guess was 2421 Texas. 24:19 So I got really close with that guess. 24:21 I'm sure Chuck enjoyed it. 24:22 You know, Michigan somehow pulled it out 24:24 against Oklahoma and then you've got 24:26 Ohio State losing. 24:27 But yet again, another field goal to the left 24:30 just like the loss of Georgia in 22 24:33 gets in the semi final game. 24:35 And Georgia went on to beat TCU 65 to seven I believe. 24:39 Anyway, it got to be a good day for you over here. 24:41 Is this my opportunity? 24:43 Yeah, do whatever you need to. 24:45 I just wanna lay it out there. 24:46 For everybody, all you Ohio state fans 24:48 that think, oh, the bunk guys are on, 24:50 some of the bunk guys are number one. 24:52 Guess what, they got a worse record than Michigan right now. 24:55 And Michigan shouldn't even have won their first game 24:57 cause they're playing Western Michigan University, 24:58 but they beat Oklahoma, who was ranked 25:00 crappy from wrong, Brandon. 25:01 10 at the time. 25:02 11. 25:03 11. 25:05 I have never been happier than when I went to bed 25:08 on Saturday night at nine o'clock. 25:10 Cause I'm watching the Ohio State Texas game. 25:12 The one thing I cannot stand is watching one of the most annoying schools in the NCAA 25:18 history win against a good team. 25:21 So I'm watching it and do Ohio State's win in. 25:23 I'm like, here we go. 25:24 So I turned it off. 25:25 Went to bed because I didn't believe. 25:28 I didn't believe. 25:29 I didn't believe. 25:30 Now I will. 25:31 Now Ohio State's playing anybody. 25:32 I'm going to watch it because now I realize they can be beaten by anybody. 25:35 So yeah, I'm just excited that it happened. 25:38 I know I'm not crazy. 25:39 I know Ohio State's still going to make the college football playoff. 25:41 But it doesn't matter because they can't be Texas. So I'm excited and the way Michigan 25:46 played against Oklahoma now I'm starting to believe Michigan's gonna be to Ohio State anyway. 25:50 So this is a great it's gonna be a great week for me for all the people out there that 25:55 listen to the show that are huge Ohio State fans. I just want to say to know baby to know 26:03 that's something you won't say this year. So good job. I'm excited for you guys next 26:07 week. See if you guys come back and get a W. But you're way that she can still undefeated. 26:11 And you're not. 26:12 Yeah. And for some reason, I mean, I guess maybe they changed it because, uh, Texas did 26:17 have that impressive win. But they, I was surprised they put Texas at number one and not 26:20 Georgia because Texas, uh, cannot beat Georgia whatsoever. Um, they, they keep beating them. 26:25 More likely what will happen. Hope, you know, we play Texas SEC championship. They'll probably 26:29 be in there again. Uh, and then we'll go on to, uh, whatever the play a spot is, which 26:33 be, uh, could play Ohio State. We don't know. But, uh, the thing, bad thing about 26:38 Oklahoma, who's Michigan playing next week? Do you know? Uh, it's not, it's not Oklahoma. 26:42 I mean, it's not a team that good. Oh, okay. I think, I think they need to play the teams 26:47 because they can't be the crafty ones. Yeah. I'm not saying because Oklahoma was also there. 26:50 They're like the bottom of the barrel of the SEC somehow. I don't know how they were ranked 26:53 and still at the bottom of the barrel, but they were. But, you know, give it to him a, uh, 26:56 good win like that. Uh, like you said, I was, I had faith in Texas in that second half. You 27:01 I was like, it looked bad, 23 to three, but I'm like, it 27:04 had been crazy. 27:05 Your a us people have come back from so it wasn't 27:06 impressive. 27:07 And then we move into Sunday, Jesus Christ, the Falcons, 27:10 they had the game in the bag and Cooper Rush just throws 27:12 a damn pick six to TJ Watt. 27:15 Like what the fuck dude? 27:16 I hope I hope they put Jack Stranding because Cooper Rush 27:18 just looked like a lost dog out there. 27:19 The defense did great until, you know, at one at some point 27:22 you just can't defend 15 fucking drives. 27:25 It's just ridiculous. 27:27 But the Falcons, you know, defense like he's 27:29 for the most part. I think they only gave up 13 points and then of course, 27:32 Koopa Rush is dumb ass, but not as bad as I thought it would be. 27:35 I was actually impressed that it was not a blowout game considering we 27:39 don't really have a real quarterback and we were playing away at the 27:41 Steelers who you know, reunited McCarthy and Aaron Rogers for his last 27:46 season. Yeah, but I mean, let's be honest, Pittsburgh has a senior 27:49 citizen at quarterback right now, so don't get too excited, right? I mean, 27:52 there's a big discussion. You guys are in. He's the best. He's got the highest 27:57 Qb average ever out of any quarterback. So I mean he's he's over 40. All right. I can't even jump out of a tailgate 28:04 Like don't act like this dude's that good. All right. I mean you already won two Super Bowls after 40 didn't he? 28:08 He's not human, you know, that's what's taking stuff, but but no I I just think it's interesting 28:13 So I didn't get to watch any of the games. I was at the ball parks all week in with my kids 28:18 And I didn't get to watch anything until last night's game, which would have been two nights go for you guys 28:23 the New York Giants and the Dallas Cowboys. 28:26 That's the only game I got to watch, which is thank God. 28:29 But I was with Carter at the field, 28:30 and as you guys know, if you don't know, 28:32 we have a fantasy football lead that my son, 28:36 he wanted to play fantasy lead, 28:37 a fantasy football for the first time ever. 28:39 So his whole thing was like, dude, dad, 28:41 I wanna play, I think I can be good, 28:43 cause he does, he really cares about football. 28:45 What he didn't understand was there's a thing called a draft 28:48 and people take the players you want. 28:50 So he got destroyed in this draft. 28:54 It was bad. 28:55 It was really bad. 28:56 But he got Kyle Pitts. 28:57 And his thing was he was like, 28:59 he was like, looking everything with the Falcons 29:00 and he's going, okay dad, 29:02 Kyle Pitts is gonna be any of these quarterbacks 29:04 security blanket, right? 29:05 I'm like, well yeah, make sense. 29:06 I mean, these quarterbacks aren't that good. 29:08 So they're gonna wanna hit their tight end. 29:09 Guess how many points Kyle Pitts got him yesterday? 29:13 I don't even remember him receiving hardly anything. 29:16 That's pretty good Brandon. 29:17 Zero. 29:18 I was thinking back at him. I don't think he got a damn ball at all. They didn't know it to him. 29:24 And my son had Isaac likely on the bench for the Giants. And he scored 37 points. 29:31 I said he balled out. He did pretty good. 29:33 My dude, Carter was so mad and he's looking at and I don't Jamie Snyder. I'm sure why 29:38 I know you listen to the show because you're in the league. My son's playing Jamie Snyder 29:42 and he's at the ballpark all day and he was dead. I don't have a 30% chance of winning. 29:46 and we play a game. 29:48 He comes up to me, he looks at my phone, 29:49 he goes 19% chance of winning, right? 29:53 We get done with the last game last night. 29:54 It's 9 30 at night, and he goes dad, 1% 29:59 five chance of winning. 30:01 And I said, but you're saying there's a chance. 30:02 You're saying there's a chance. 30:03 So we were watching the Giants Cowboys game together. 30:07 And that's when likely scores a touchdown. 30:09 And my son has Jackson Dardis's quarterback, 30:11 and he's looking at it, and he's going, so wait, 30:14 If I start our quarterback and the receiver that catches it, 30:18 I get both those points and I said, yeah, 30:21 let me go. 30:22 I'm the worst fantasy player ever. 30:25 So he's never gonna make that decision again, 30:28 that mistake again. 30:29 But yeah, he is definitely losing his first week in fantasy. 30:32 And it's fun watching. 30:33 He did look at your team and he sat out of all the teams. 30:36 And he went through and analyzed everybody's teams. 30:38 He said, well, it's cool that Brandon has a worst team to me. 30:41 He said, you're the only one that has a worst team to him. 30:43 And I didn't have the heart to tell them that you did auto draft. 30:46 So yeah, I got my thing popped up. 30:48 So I got six touchdowns or something like that. 30:50 So that's going to be pretty good, right? 30:52 I don't know. 30:52 Are you winning? 30:53 I have no idea. 30:53 I don't really know what the numbers mean or anything like that. 30:56 And I guess, I guess the week ends on Monday because it's start on Monday and end on 31:00 Monday. 31:01 Yeah. 31:01 Yeah. 31:01 We got away for the Monday night football game. 31:03 And then, well, as this comes out, it's over. 31:04 Yeah. 31:05 Yeah. 31:05 So we'll have to see what happens. 31:07 I say your lies did win off of, I don't know what the fuck the Saint's were, 31:11 Saints went for two. They're at the end of winning the game. They won by one. That was a very 31:15 shocking decision. I guess Kellen, Kellen Moore, I think is the coach. I think he just didn't want 31:20 to go into overtime, which I don't know why he wouldn't. But that was the close game. I did get 31:24 to see that one. I'm trying to say there's any other notable games out there. I don't believe, 31:28 you know, I'm still Chicago's offense. Oh, yeah, they look pretty good. Yeah, they really did. 31:34 But they also gave up like 30 some points of Vikings. So I don't know. That's a good thing. 31:38 You know, if you get into a shootout, you can't give up 31 points against a crappy team and be like, we did it. 31:42 We scored 55 points. 31:44 I don't think that's something to brag about. 31:45 But yeah, they'll be, they'll be, it'll be interesting to see how they, how they play out the season. 31:50 I think they're a very good team, but I don't know. 31:52 But yeah, I mean, in the NFL the first week, you never know, but Jackson Dart. 31:56 Looks really good, dude. 31:57 I'm telling you if scataboo stays healthy. 32:01 New York Giants with Harbaugh at the helm. 32:04 That's who I'm choosing when the Super Bowl this year. 32:06 I saw Scadabo run, he still runs like he's retarded. 32:08 I mean, he's just like, there's like no technique. 32:10 The motherfucker just barrels forward 32:11 and hopefully doesn't break his fucking neck. 32:12 I don't see him last in the whole season, 32:15 but we'll see what happens. 32:16 Like I said, my team for the braids 32:17 they get this weekend, Georgia did great this weekend. 32:20 We get our first test on the road at Arkansas this Saturday. 32:23 And you know, for what is worth the Falcons. 32:24 I mean, I was very surprised. 32:25 We did not get blown the fuck out of that game. 32:27 Very surprised. 32:28 So hopefully we do Jack Strand next week 32:30 and everything will be right in the world. 32:32 Someone that can actually scramble 32:33 and throw the fucking ball. 32:34 I mean, Cooper Rush just stays in the pocket just let's a collapse on he's like, oh my god, what happened? 32:38 Like dude, you've been playing football for like 15 years dude, and then it fell figuring out son piece of shit 32:42 So anyway, I'm just glad it's back. I'm just glad we got sport. We got football back. It's it's it's great. The world is right. Yeah, so all right 32:51 We're going getting to do it. No, sit down news 33:04 you. 33:07 David Dosadonu. 33:08 David Dosadonu. 33:09 David Dosadonu's. 33:10 David Dosadonu's. 33:11 David Dosadonu's. 33:12 David Dosadonu's. 33:13 David Dosadonu's. 33:14 From Brandon East. 33:17 Bigger than Aaron Rogers. 33:18 Shaylene Woodley's friends are reportedly furious with Aaron Rogers. 33:22 So Aaron Rogers went on a podcast here last week and he kind of spoke out about his two 33:27 ex-girlfriends. 33:29 One of them being Shaylene, which he was engaged to. 33:33 then as we all know now, it'd break the engagement off 33:36 because she wanted to go, quote, I got to go fuck this guy 33:40 before we get engaged, which is absolutely insane. 33:42 I don't even know how you can say that shit to somebody. 33:45 But now her friends are all bitching about it. 33:48 And she says we're questioning why Mary dude is bringing up 33:51 and X. He hasn't spoken with in over two years. 33:54 Another source tells TMZ, she's saying, 33:55 she's saying, she's saying, 33:56 no, she wouldn't appreciate Aaron speaking about her 33:58 publicly this way because she was a very private person. 34:01 All right, first off, if you're a private person, 34:03 you're not telling your damn husband 34:05 or your fiance, I gotta go fuck this guy first 34:07 before we can get married. 34:08 I mean, that's just fucking insane to me. 34:10 How do you think out of anybody in the NFL, 34:13 any of the quarterbacks? 34:13 How do you think that's gonna fly with Aaron Rogers 34:15 without outspoken that he is in his ways, he is? 34:20 And I don't see why it's a big problem for him to talk about it. 34:22 I mean, if Aaron Rogers had done that vice versa, 34:25 oh, you know that it had been on every single news blog 34:27 everywhere, there's been a dog in that man's life. 34:29 Aaron Rogers wants to go fuck up, 34:30 went pout throw before he married Shaylene wouldier, whatever her name was. 34:33 It's just a very odd situation and I don't think her friends, 34:36 Lisa Ball, have any right to bitch about it. 34:39 I disagree with you. See, I think I don't think these are her words. 34:42 I think these are his words and he's saying what she said to him in his words. 34:47 But I think his guys, we have a little bit of pride and we have a little bit of like, 34:50 you know, oh my God. I think the way that conversation went down was he probably said, 34:55 like I want to marry you, blah, blah, blah, I was getting gaged. She rebutted and said, hey, 35:02 I want to be completely transparent with you. I had a relationship with this guy, 35:07 the friend or whatever. And I need to make sure that there's no feelings there. And I want to 35:12 make sure that we, you know, I can, I need to get over him before I may or you. Well, it is, 35:17 but it's not disrespectful. Yeah, but I think that's respectful for a woman to be like, 35:20 hey, I'm not going to, I'm not going to be engaged to you until I know that there's nothing 35:25 with this other guy. Well, that's what he was saying also. It's like, if that was the case, 35:28 you should have just said that and not said, yes, I do want to marry you. And then it comes 35:31 out a few months later. She's like, well, you know, this is the other guy that want to get 35:33 railed by. What's better, her doing it then or doing it after they've been married for three years? 35:38 Well, she should have just not, you know, she should have started off that by saying, 35:41 no, I don't want to marry you because I got to go fuck this guy first. See, dude, I think got you, 35:45 you're, I think guys get so wrapped around that, that feeling of feeling disrespected or that a woman 35:53 doesn't like, you know, honor them. We want women to be, we always say like, dude, why 35:58 why couldn't this chick tell me who she was before we got married or why couldn't this 36:02 chick tell me who she was before we got engaged? Why couldn't this chick tell me who she 36:04 did? She's telling you. She didn't. She said, after the engagement, she started thinking 36:10 about it. Oh, maybe I don't love you as much as I thought. I can't have your cake. You need 36:14 it too, man. You can't say that just because she said after they're engaged, she didn't 36:18 do it before they're married. And that's my thing. If I'm engaged to you and you come 36:22 me and go, hey, I have feelings for this other guy. And I want to explore those feelings. 36:28 I'm going to say, okay, like good for you. Thank you for telling me before I spend as an 36:33 NFL quarterback, $200,000 on a wedding, $100,000 on a honeymoon and $20,000 on a ring. 36:40 So she did him a favor. And for him to go out there and put her on blast, dude, you know 36:44 that that's not cool. And he is married right now, right? No. Oh, he's not. Not that 36:50 I know of no has he ever been married. I don't know. Let me look it up. I know the answer to this 36:56 Aaron Roger no he hasn't and you know why? 37:01 Uh, because he wants to the same reason Tom Brady divorces entire family. He's he wanted to be good football 37:06 No, because stuff like this. He's he's a freaking nobody can be with him, dude 37:10 Aaron Rogers is the football version of Kenny Chesney 37:14 They're never gonna get married because of stuff like this like dude. I guarantee you it didn't go down like this 37:18 There's always two sides to every story which even said in the podcast. 37:21 There's always two sides to every story because there is. 37:24 I don't think it went down as bad as he's saying, but he definitely put around blast. 37:28 And I don't know. 37:29 I think it's stupid. 37:30 I think I think you know, vice versa. 37:32 I mean, a girl would have done in Harpy, you know, we would have talked about that on, 37:35 obviously girls talk about that on podcasts. 37:36 Like one girl was bashing Matt Wright for whatnot because he was going around fucking other chicks. 37:40 Is that not the same scenario here? 37:42 Like I just feel like it's like if you're going to do it and you know who the person is. 37:46 And they know, you know, they're like going on podcasts and talking and people like asking 37:51 questions. 37:52 Of course, you're going to talk about there's no reason not to talk about it. 37:54 It's over. 37:55 It's done. 37:56 If people want to know why it went weird as fuck. 37:58 I mean, if I'm on a podcast, I'm going to be fucking, you know, someone asked me a question. 38:01 We tell them, whatever they want to know. 38:03 Okay. 38:04 So let me ask you a question. 38:05 So you is Sydney Sweeney still your number one smash like pick? 38:08 Oh, yeah. 38:09 She just released some hot photos of the day you saw those on. 38:13 I don't know. 38:14 But she still is your number one, right? 38:17 Yeah, I guess so. 38:18 Okay, so if you were engaged to be married and then you get DM'd by Sidney Sweeney and 38:25 she's like, Brandon, I just discovered the show. 38:28 I've never in my life seen a man as sexy as you. 38:31 Would you meet me in New York and take me out? 38:34 Would you or would you tell your fiance or would you not do it at all? 38:38 Oh, well, this is a very hard one because first off, I would have to have a fiance. 38:42 Um, that's gonna be a little bit inter fictional story we're telling you have one in it's right now 38:48 Um 38:49 Yeah, I don't know it's tough because you know she was engaged and then she did some sneaky fucking shit and then they they also got broke out the engagement 38:57 He didn't 39:01 Not talking about I'm talking about you and your fiance 39:05 If I actually love her or am I just doing this for like chits and giggles like it's not really yeah 39:11 You love her dude like you love this one. Oh, oh yeah, then I say with her 39:15 So you wouldn't even think about it 39:18 I'm gonna think about it. Of course. Yeah, probably watch off that night of the thought of it, but 39:21 I'm not gonna go if I actually love her. That's why I don't have girlfriend, you know 39:25 That's where I had like two real girlfriends 39:27 But I had a lot of girls back in the day because I'm like I'm not a big 39:30 I'm not one to cheat, but you can't cheat on someone if you're not technically with them 39:33 So that was my loophole. I got around shit 39:36 But if I find a girl that I really want to marry I mean, that's gonna be the one for sure 39:39 That's how I'm be like all right fuck it sign this print up. I love you. Let's get married 39:43 Would you tell her that Sydney reached out to you? Oh? 39:46 Yeah, 100% 39:48 I'm gonna see I'm worth a lot. Look at this. I don't believe any of this. Why would you not? You wouldn't tell her 39:53 And that's gonna end up even worse if you try to hide it. No, if I was engaged 39:58 Yeah, how we did do it we talking about I wouldn't even think about it. Oh, you relieve your fiance for Sydney, sweetie 40:04 Yes, oh, damn. Wow. So you're cold blooded cold blooded. I'm just I'm just a realist if if I'm 40:12 Engaged you know what that means. Oh, you're gonna get married and you love them. No, we're dating. Okay. That's it 40:19 Thanks 40:23 Bang it chicks a man Magu or a gauge out banging chicks left 40:27 That's not no that's not true when you're dating like I don't like I don't think you should cheat when you're dating 40:32 right? I don't think you should cheat in your data, I don't think you should cheat when you're engaged, 40:35 I don't think you should cheat when you're married. It's a little different when you're dating to married, 40:40 okay? It's a little bit more at stake. But when you're dating, you're just you're committed, you're in a 40:46 relationship. But if you ever when you're in that situation, you're dating, right? And you see you're lured in by a 40:55 Sydney swimming, right? 40:57 Would you would cheat on a girlfriend with a Sydney swimming? 40:59 That was your just, or would you just tell the girl like, hey, look, I'm going to New York, 41:04 and I'm going to see Sydney and me and you need to break up. 41:08 You can let me know if you want to be broke up for the weekend. 41:10 That's fine. 41:11 I'll be back with you on Tuesday, but I'm letting you know what's happening, so you probably 41:15 just want to break up. 41:16 That's all you did. 41:17 That's all she did with Aaron. 41:19 Yeah, but it's a step further because you're past the dating phase and I like, all right, 41:23 we're getting married. 41:24 There's no difference between dating and engagement. 41:26 Yeah, one, you got a ring and one, you don't. 41:28 Okay, what does the ring mean? It's it's it's a physical symbol. It's nothing and there's if you break off an engagement 41:35 You get sued no 41:38 No, I don't think so. Yeah, so dude. It's nothing. You know any give me times. I've asked me to marry me 41:45 No, I'm trying to figure it out now 41:46 Why you got to force? What sex like oh no all of us we're why sex we were engaged on it 41:51 Okay, you know, it don't matter. You know they find out about a fucking year late after your marriage 41:55 I gotta tell you something, but like 25 girls in Thailand 41:59 I can last year when we were engaged, but it's okay because we were just dating it doesn't mean anything and that ring 42:03 I put on your hand doesn't mean a damn thing 42:05 Engagement, dude. I probably have nine 42:09 Then my god 42:12 What holy shit you bought nine fucking rings. Are you crazy? I reused one of them twice 42:18 I guess hand no 42:20 Oh, I did not want to be that guy. 42:24 You know what I mean? 42:25 That has been that has been the second one. 42:27 Oh, nine in case. 42:29 Yeah, my first one was my first one. 42:30 I was 17. 42:32 Oh my God. 42:33 And it's I didn't think you could get 42:34 legally married that young. 42:36 We weren't. 42:37 We were just engaged. 42:37 It was like dating, but serious. 42:39 Like with a ring. 42:40 Like we not dumb. 42:41 It sounds like you're like, 42:41 I'm going to give you a promise ring or do you want to go steady? 42:44 You know, screw that. 42:45 I'm 17. 42:46 I'm like, when we get married, you know, 42:47 she's like, yeah, I was like, sweet. 42:49 When we graduate next year, we'll do it. 42:50 Yeah. 42:51 I was engaged the whole year. 42:53 It's been 10 grand a year on rings and never getting married. 42:57 So I don't know what keeps happening. 42:58 I keep banging these other girls while I'm engaged for our marriage. 43:00 They can't believe it. 43:01 And I don't know what's happening. 43:03 But you don't understand how it works. 43:05 We're not married. 43:05 I can fuck who I walk. 43:07 No. 43:09 I know. 43:10 A lot of time. 43:10 I've had a few throw the ring that sucked. 43:13 Did you catch an at least one where it went down there? 43:14 Oh, I never found them. 43:15 Never found them. 43:16 Never found one of them. 43:18 Yeah, one of the one was in the desert. 43:21 I was like, how does it just disappear? 43:23 It's like there's nothing out here. 43:24 Oh man, it's how to start getting drinks from K. 43:27 Jewelers or something as a placeholder. 43:29 See if they have any kinds of... 43:29 K is Jesus, I can't afford K's here talking 43:33 like, dealers at the mall. 43:34 Oh, what are those like $200 rings? 43:36 No, they're like $800, $8. 43:40 $800. 43:42 It makes us got home, so we got a changed subject. 43:45 I have a center council full of $800 rings, man. 43:48 I just wait on the next one. 43:50 I'd rotate them out ever, you know, five or so. 43:51 So they wouldn't know who the last girl was at war. 43:54 I have different sizes depending on your body weight. 43:57 I was about to say, I'm sorry. 43:58 Let me see your finger, all right. 43:59 I got three size threes and I got a size five and a size seven. 44:03 You pick out the one you want and I'll propose, 44:05 you know, this weekend after I fuck this red head check. 44:08 You hold up, you hold up all five of your fingers 44:10 with a ring on it, you're like, well, you marry me. 44:12 I'm like, there's just five rings there 44:13 that they get to choose from. 44:15 like Tom Brady. All right, next competitors dig deep in Hungarian grave digging contest. 44:24 So apparently over here in Hungary, they don't really have a lot of equipment to dig graves 44:29 and there's a lot of people dying shocker I know. But so apparently every year they have a 44:35 competition. This year they had 38 competitors and whoever can take the grave quickest. Five and a 44:42 half feet deep. I guess their people are smaller there. They don't go the full six, six and a 44:46 half feet long and two point six feet wide. Uh, the winner took home. I got two parts here. I want 44:52 to ask you, they shared a cash prize of 200,000 Hungarian fornets. Um, we'll try to see if you 44:58 can figure out how much that is. And also, how long do you think it took the winning team to dig 45:03 this grave? 200,000 would be 10,000. Uh, $640. Uh, split among 45:12 the top three I think. 45:13 That's terrible. 45:14 And how long did it take your saying? 45:17 Yeah. What do you think? 45:18 And how long do you think how long do you think? 45:19 How long do you think it would take you to the, 45:20 dig a grave that quick and then how long do you think these 45:22 trained Hungarian diggers are doing it? 45:25 And there's two, there's two people on a team. 45:27 I believe so. 45:28 Yes. 45:28 Should be me and you both digging the same time. 45:30 How long did it take and you're a professional digger? 45:32 I'm a hell of a digger. 45:36 I'm going to say we could do it in two hours. 45:40 All right, we'll be close. 45:41 We'd be out of the $640 mark, but $600 price. 45:46 Their winning time was an hour and 21 minutes. 45:48 Pretty fun quick. 45:49 And I don't know what kind of soil they got over there. 45:50 I don't know if they got clay and rocks that we do here, 45:53 or if it's just like nice digging dirt, like actual soil. 45:56 It has to be just dirt. 45:58 I couldn't even, I tried to put in a French drain one time 46:01 in Georgia, and it was only going 10 feet. 46:03 It took me three days. 46:04 Fuckin' rock and clay and everything else. 46:08 Like this socks, what's wrong with this place? 46:10 How does it even grow? 46:11 Yeah, well that and all those damn neighborhoods. 46:13 They just pour all the trash in the yard 46:15 covered up with damn dirt. 46:16 It's a crazy terrible man. 46:18 But, you know, digging a competition, you know, 46:20 I always talked about, there's not enough, 46:22 you know, not enough diggers in the world. 46:24 We've lost the art of digging, you know. 46:26 Vietnam was really good at it. 46:27 There are some professional diggers over there. 46:30 And then we really just kind of lost the art. 46:31 Do you think the US just got, you know, 46:33 so tired of seeing all the rat holes 46:36 and the rat tunnels and whatnot 46:38 that these Viet Cong were digging? 46:39 And they're just like, man, we're never fucking digging tunnels again. 46:42 It just gives you PST SD. 46:44 PT, what? 46:45 PTSD. 46:46 Oh, they said, PTA SD. 46:49 And no, uh, I don't know. 46:53 I mean, I'm trying to think because you don't really see a lot of American tunnels. 46:59 I know the boring tunnels, the only tunnel I know of. 47:00 That's Elon Musk, you know, we got the same flavor of autism when we like 47:03 digging tunnels. 47:05 The what tunnel? 47:07 The boring tunnel. 47:08 Uh, it goes on in L.A. It's for, uh, the, for the Tesla cars only it goes under L.A. 47:13 They like, I don't know that was a thing. 47:15 Yeah, yeah, he just did that on the side. 47:16 He just, he did that when the same time he made the flame throwers to promote the boring tunnel, 47:20 but it's called the boring tunnel, but, uh, yeah, I can't drive it. 47:24 He just got to let the cars drive through there. 47:25 But, uh, now, so I appreciate the, uh, the digging world is, uh, making a comeback. 47:30 I love it. 47:31 Awesome. 47:32 So, alright, we'll go ahead and get into what the check. 47:35 What the Chuck? 47:37 Yeah, you want to chuck me? 47:39 Chuck you real hard. 47:40 Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me. 47:42 I'm full of Chuck. 47:44 Oh, Chuck. 47:46 Chuck it real good. 47:48 What the Chuck. 47:50 The Chuck version. 47:51 Alright, so I got here a list. 47:54 Remember I said earlier in the show, Brandon, I guess in an earlier episode. 47:59 I don't remember when this episode was. 48:01 I don't remember how it even came up. 48:03 came up, but we had a conversation about the Saurus and the dictionary. 48:08 And allegedly, I didn't know the difference. 48:12 And then you started talking about synonyms and acronyms and... 48:15 Antony. 48:16 Yeah, whatever. 48:17 It went really downhill from there. 48:20 So I had listeners have listened to that episode come up to me and they're like, Oh my God, 48:27 dude, I can't believe it in order to Saurus's. 48:29 Whatever. 48:30 And I'm like, dude, like one time, you know, Brandon says something. 48:34 So I tried to get online and find 25 things that every person should know, but they don't. 48:44 And it's interesting because it took me to a different rabbit hole. 48:49 So I'm going to bring up, I'm not going to read all these, but I'm going to read the top 25 things most people don't know. 48:56 And you're going to tell me if you knew that this was a thing, okay? 49:00 Okay. 49:02 These are someone really stupid and I apologize in advance. 49:07 So what happens if you want to move a cursor on your cell phone when you're typing? 49:16 If you want to move a cursor, yeah, how do you do that? 49:19 You talk about like when you're typing and whatnot. 49:22 Yep, like where the line is instead of tapping on it, you just hold the space bar and you move love. 49:28 Dang it, Brandon. 49:31 Yeah, so on phones if you have a neat neat typing feature if you hold down the space bar 49:37 You can gently slide the other parts of the message 49:39 You're typing if you make a typo or something like that. Oh, it's so much easier too 49:43 Because like you be trying to tap on it as I go and left and right of the letter you want you just got a whole dragon 49:48 It's very convenient 49:51 Okay, number two Brandon's one for one brilliant. Give him 10. I'm gonna try to trick him on one of them 49:55 Um, what, what every day, I don't say one more, let me see here. 50:07 What, what gardening tool has a neat feature that you can also use it to sit in and be 50:16 a chair. 50:17 Oh, will barrel? 50:20 God, get burned in. 50:22 I mean, move the other officers. 50:24 They're gonna sit on a ho or what the fuck you talking about? 50:27 No, do you know? 50:28 Do you know how? 50:30 You flip it upside down and lay it on the ground. 50:32 No, wheelbarrows can be flipped backwards under their handles 50:36 to make it a very comfortable chair to take a break. 50:39 Did you know that I've never done that? 50:41 Yeah, that's the flip upside down. 50:42 I mean, we don't really use the two wheel, or the single wheel wheelbarrows anymore. 50:45 I used the solid rubber tire, the dual axle, dual wheel ones. 50:49 So much easier to control and then you're not flipping dirt all over the yard and killing yourself. 50:53 Huh. 50:54 Okay. 50:55 I'll give you two for two on that. 50:56 All right. In Microsoft Word, what does shift F3 do? 51:01 Oh, shift F3. It's not select at all. 51:07 It's been a long time since I used Microsoft Word. 51:10 I think does it jump? Is it page break? 51:14 Nope. Jump page? 51:17 Nope. Is it scroll down? 51:20 No. I can't believe you don't know this. 51:22 Everybody knows this. 51:24 What is it? 51:24 It is making a caps or uncapsing a line of text. 51:31 So the entire line will be caps or uncaps. 51:35 I don't even know why you need that. 51:36 You just highlight the whole thing, hit the cap. 51:38 So I don't know why that's, 51:39 no one even uses Microsoft Word anymore. 51:41 Where's that from? 51:42 2003. 51:43 It doesn't matter, you didn't know the answer. 51:45 So you're two for three. 51:48 I'm gonna find a really hard one here. 51:52 I hate this. 51:55 Okay. 51:56 At most self checkout stands, 52:01 there is a, you don't, 52:05 scale. 52:06 No, this talks about, I didn't know this either, 52:08 but I don't think I can ask them some question. 52:11 This is a most self checkout stands. 52:12 You can mute the obnoxious prompts 52:14 by finding the volume or speaker 52:16 by kind of the bottom. 52:18 Oh, you do it. 52:19 Uh, the best way to do it is that the, uh, the gas pumps, uh, you know, they got the 52:23 screen to the talk. 52:24 Do you about the, you do the same thing. 52:26 You do the same thing. 52:27 You start pressing those buttons on the side and one of them turns it down, but it doesn't 52:30 tell you which one it is because they don't want you to know. 52:32 I think it's like the bottom right one. 52:33 You said like three times and it just X's it out. 52:36 You've done that? 52:37 Yeah. 52:38 Yeah. 52:39 Okay. 52:40 All right. 52:41 Next, how do you isolate a picture on your phone to remove the background? 52:49 I selected picture on the phone to remove a background. 52:52 I would use Capcut and then I would use ChromaKey, 52:55 Green Screen. 52:56 Nope. 52:57 You just hold down your finger on the picture to isolate it 53:01 and then it'll remove the back. 53:02 You can remove the background. 53:04 Yeah, that's not like a, I mean, it's some kind of feature. 53:07 It doesn't work well at all. 53:09 That's a, those iPhone came out with that 53:11 and it is fucking terrible. 53:12 You got to, if you really want to highlight a picture, 53:14 you've got to use like a software like Capcut 53:16 or something like that to chroma key it or get you out. 53:19 And it does not work. 53:20 No, it's not true. 53:21 So you got the one wrong. 53:22 Alright, next, what two products that everybody knows 53:26 have a lifetime warranty on their zippers, 53:30 that if you ever have a zipper failure, 53:33 you get one for free, 53:34 you get a replacement product. 53:36 On their jackets? 53:37 Everybody knows, it's two products. 53:38 Okay, they have zippers, that's all I'm gonna tell you. 53:40 But everybody knows these products. 53:42 They're not shoes either. 53:44 Nope. 53:45 I don't know. So I think some women choose to do. I'm gonna go with North face. Oh, no close car. Hark not close 53:59 Hello, Bean nope 54:03 Can't believe you're not getting this everybody knows this two more guesses. It's not North face 54:08 of clothing brand. One is a clothing. One is a backpack. Had a Gonia. Nope. The clothing 54:20 is Columbia. Oh yeah. That's in there. In the backpack you should get because everybody 54:25 had one. You had one. Nope. I key. Adidas. The most popular backpack on the in America. 54:33 Uh, Mattel. 54:35 Are you kidding? 54:36 You don't know, you don't remember the most popular backpack. 54:39 Everybody had it. 54:40 I had Nike bags the whole time. 54:41 Um, is that yellow bean? 54:43 Uh, I feel like it's kind of something like yellow bean. 54:46 Oh, they make backpacks. 54:48 These backpacks are top of the line. 54:50 Every kid has them in school. 54:52 You can't believe you had to have. 54:53 Uh, 54:55 uh, 54:57 dude, this is bad. 55:00 People are screaming right now. 55:03 Uma. Oh my God. Jam sport. Jam sport. Oh, I never had one. I was a Nike guy. Are you serious? Yeah, 55:10 Jam sports just look trashy. I like the Nike ones. The red one with the white stripes. Okay. 55:16 Next, the metal part on the end of your tape measure. What is it designed for? 55:25 Oh, it's got slack in there. So if your button it up, it takes out a quarter inch. If your 55:28 your measure inside and outside and add the corner entry or cut. 55:31 How did you know that? 55:34 You really think I don't know what a tape measure is for? 55:36 No. 55:37 So it's designed to wiggle by the exact amount necessary to ensure you always get your 55:42 correct measurement. 55:43 That's crazy. 55:44 I mean, that's crazy. 55:45 I mean, you burn and I hate you. 55:48 You're up doing trimming my dad. 55:50 Okay. 55:51 All right. 55:52 I'll give you one more. 55:54 Let's see here. 55:56 You know that one. 55:57 You probably know that one. 56:01 Okay, here we go. 56:03 Last one. 56:04 This is actually the number one thing that most people don't know. 56:10 Most prescription bottles with child proof lids have a second pair of threads. 56:21 Why? 56:22 Well, they have the top threads that's just whole, so it just spins and then you push 56:29 down to go on the second thread to actually back out the lid. 56:33 No. 56:34 Well, I mean, that's one of the, but why do they, why do they have the second, the second set of threads are not used unless you do this. 56:41 Oh, it's, it's on the certain medicine bottles. 56:43 You can flip it upside down and screw it on into the. 56:45 Yeah. 56:46 Yeah. 56:47 No one even has those bottles anymore. 56:48 So that's what I was trying to think. 56:49 I was like, what? 56:50 Yeah. 56:51 I think everybody has these. 56:52 That's. 56:53 Oh, maybe so. 56:55 I don't have prescription medicine. 56:56 So not that I'm prescribed. 56:58 Oh, yeah, you're not able to know about that. 57:01 What? 57:02 Prescription meds. 57:03 Oh, yeah. 57:04 I met that. 57:05 I've been prescribed as a hydrocodone, oxycodone, 57:09 Percocets. 57:11 A lot of painkillers back in the day. 57:13 What's the most gnarly prescription drug 57:17 you've ever bought on the street? 57:19 Oh, I did not. 57:23 I went a big pill buyer on the street just 57:25 because I was worried about it. 57:27 but the other vlog pills. 57:28 Yeah, yeah. 57:30 Zann, Zann, and the Zannemic, you know, we talked about that back in 1615. 57:36 Remember my buddy would buy someone, I'd buy someone off of him. 57:38 You get like, you get like a school bus for like five bucks or a green goblin or I think 57:43 of the other one. 57:44 What's the school bus? 57:45 It was a long yellow Zann. 57:47 People just caught up school buses and they had to green goblins. 57:50 They were even more intense. 57:51 But I didn't like Zann. 57:53 You just forget everything and you just feel drowsy as fucky and what's going on. 57:57 Uh, hydro's, you know, uh, they make you actually feel high and you remember what's going on. 58:03 But how much, how much was a Xanax? 58:06 Oh, like five bucks. 58:08 How long did it last? 58:09 Oh, dude. Yeah. I mean, you're looking at probably six to eight hours at least. 58:13 Oh my God. Yeah. Especially if you got someone with like a really high dose, uh, like, you know, 58:18 like the, uh, the depressed mom at school, then her kid just takes all the Xanax from. 58:23 That's what you're going to get. What's the weirdest? What's the weirdest? 58:27 drug you ever took. The weirdest. Um, I can see being a huffer. Oh, I don't know. 58:36 No, that went a big huffer, which I tend to use to do that. And then one time is cousin 58:40 did it and he blacked out and erect his truck and that ditch keyboard cleaners rough. 58:46 And with it, you did it, you did with it. Um, I did back in the day before I knew what 58:52 it was like when you eat, uh, whipped cream out of the can and you just get all air and 58:56 You're like, feel really weird. 58:58 That was like, whippets also. 58:59 Same exact thing. 59:01 And then you go, oh, damn, I feel weird. 59:03 I gotta get some cream in my mouth, 59:04 and then you shake it up, then you get it. 59:06 That's like really the only time I did whippets. 59:08 And, because that was like the worst for you. 59:10 That like, stars brain cells. 59:12 Oxygen. 59:14 We're at a zen like, 59:16 like, I didn't know this drug existed. 59:18 Oh, oh, probably lean. 59:20 Lean was very, very odd drug. 59:22 Promethezine and coding. 59:24 Um, we will put it, you know, put it in sprite and drop some jolly ranchers in that motherfucker. 59:28 Very odd feeling, very odd. 59:30 Almost like a zan feeling did not like that at all either. 59:33 I had a buddy who loved Costa. 59:35 What's the best one you ever did? 59:37 The best one? 59:39 Um, probably for like what you get the most out of it is probably shrooms. 59:44 It's very, uh, I mean, it makes you feel like, it made, you feel like you've 59:48 shedded your old skin. 59:50 And you come up with a really good idea. 59:51 It's about time for me to do shrooms again. 59:53 It's been a minute. 59:53 It's probably been like eight months. 59:54 But it always helps with it wakes up your neurons and your brain and whatnot. 59:59 They're starting to use it for medical use as well because it gets your brain firing 1:00:02 and everything and you can, your body pretty much goes into like heel mode and it's like 1:00:05 fixes itself. 1:00:06 Pretty nice. 1:00:07 It's interesting. 1:00:08 I think you would like to enjoy it. 1:00:10 No, man. 1:00:11 I was, I can't remember who I was here. 1:00:14 I don't think you were here. 1:00:15 When we had an event and my sister-in-law came over. 1:00:19 Oh, yeah. 1:00:19 My whole fucking chocolate bar and green. 1:00:21 Oh, my God. 1:00:23 Yeah, I remember that. 1:00:25 Chuck's like, I remember that was the night or day I called you 1:00:29 and I said, well, hey, there's drugs over the house. 1:00:31 All right, there's some drugs here. 1:00:32 There's some drugs there. 1:00:33 And that's when you found them and then you had it on the counter. 1:00:35 Whatnot. 1:00:35 And she's like, oh, can I have this? 1:00:36 You're like, sure. 1:00:37 I don't care. 1:00:38 And then you call me. 1:00:38 She's like, do she eat the whole bar? 1:00:40 I'm like, she ate the whole fucking bar in the middle of the day on a Sunday. 1:00:44 What the fuck? 1:00:45 Yeah, I remember he's telling me about that. 1:00:46 She was green enough and dying and throwing up. 1:00:48 He was a poller to hell with him. Yeah 1:00:51 Hero doses it's saying on a Sunday 1:00:55 I'm good man. I don't need any of that. We'll just we'll just let the sister and law do that. Yeah, you just take four pieces 1:01:00 He'd be okay, but 1:01:02 All right, well, we appreciate you listening. I'm a new outfit. We're drawing some more attention with this truck should be on the way here soon 1:01:07 Hopefully, I guess the order his I don't know it's not doing that. I'm not doing that. I have a wife dude 1:01:13 I have a life. I'm not, I'm not. 1:01:15 Our entire branding is us wearing these. 1:01:18 Like what are you talking about? 1:01:18 Oh yeah. Well, at least I'm not doing it. 1:01:20 That was, I never put it on. 1:01:22 Okay. I'm not going to be like trying to get me to teach 1:01:25 kindergarten and then you know, they're like, hey, they pull that up. 1:01:29 I'm not, no, no, I'm good. 1:01:30 One of us can be you. 1:01:31 That's all right. Well, you got to get some kind of costume. 1:01:33 We got it. We got to spice it up. We got to get. 1:01:35 So that way when they look at it, they pop like, oh, 1:01:37 we got to fuck the terrorists and we got. 1:01:39 What do you want to be? 1:01:40 I'll be a cowboy. 1:01:41 Okay, you can be a cowboy. You got to get the little band a layer and you got to get your little pistol and you got to get your cowboy hat and you got to get it. 1:01:48 Yeah, yeah, and my beard's already almost rocking it because you got to get black here because young guns three. I don't know if you saw in fancon or whatever. 1:01:54 It's called they're just announced young gun three is being filmed in Texas this time not New Mexico because of tax write-offs, but next year we're going to have young guns three, which is by far my favorite Western of all time was one and two. So I'm excited. 1:02:08 Yeah, I think what's the storylines was we because they're all oldest fuck down about to die that'd be his kid right Billy the kids 1:02:13 Oh, well, no, you know because Bushy Bill Roberts was always rumored to be Billy the kid 1:02:19 He died in the streets of New Mexico in 1960. They say like that was actually Billy the kids Bushy Bill Roberts 1:02:24 So they're kind of following that storyline as though Bushy Bill Roberts was Billy the kid and so they're gonna pick up after 1:02:31 Pat Garrett let him go and what he did after that 1:02:34 Yeah, but we know from the young guns to that ability to kid the live 1:02:38 He's the old guy sitting there telling the story to the other guy. That's Bushy Bill Roberts 1:02:42 Yeah, but what are you gonna do that guys about dead in that movie? So what we're gonna we're gonna show? 1:02:45 We're gonna show from 1:02:47 When Pat Garrett let him go to when he met with oh, we came all guy 1:02:52 Okay, what he what he did in that time and that's why they said look look like from this point 1:02:58 We can have five more young guns because you have all that time to go 1:03:03 I hope they don't do that many what's a it's still are they still gonna have Charlie Sheen's brother. What's his name? 1:03:08 I'm the US to ask and Charlie Sheen's in it and key for Sutherland Lou Diamond Phillips 1:03:13 That's God 1:03:14 Don't make Dermot they're all in it. They're if they did not die on screen 1:03:18 They will be in the movie. Yeah, that sucks because they're gonna have to use some hella AI or CGI to make them younger again 1:03:25 It's a lot yeah, cuz they're yeah, they're a tad bit older. They're old. I'm probably 1:03:29 but charlotte sheen back in that motherfucker 1:03:31 they're like hey man but do not cut your arm 1:03:33 okay do not cut your arm because we're not gonna help you 1:03:37 so all right we appreciate your listening we'll be back tomorrow with uh... 1:03:40 i'll give you some more history for the day and i'll be wearing the same outfit too 1:03:43 so and chucky will be hopefully in a cowboy outfit here soon 1:03:46 uh... need or little bokeh that'd be good uh... but we'll figure it out uh... check 1:03:50 you out here 1:03:51 now i'm out see you as tomorrow 1:03:53 Alright, that's good bud!