Coochie Killed Em EP-388 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-11


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The time of the recording is 1:02 Speaker 1 percamursory. In the time you're hearing this, it's 9-11 1:05 Speaker 1 and we got people celebrating and also morning both of them at the same time, which is kind 1:09 Speaker 1 of fucking crazy. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the daily don't show over this Charles 1:13 Speaker 1 iron fist. How you doing? What is Kirk aversary? It's been one of your since Charlie Kirk got shot 1:18 Speaker 1 in the throat. Are you serious? It's already been a year in that wild. Oh my God. It feels 1:22 Speaker 1 like it's been about three months. Yeah. It's been an entire year. I said you had a you got a 1:27 Speaker 1 lot of people that are you know posting about it in I think it's more like tongue and cheek way, 1:32 Speaker 1 But they're also like, holy shit, it's like the death of Charlie Kirk and then you got other people which is absolutely insane 1:37 Speaker 1 They're like out there. They're like so happy. It's like Christmas for them 1:41 Speaker 1 I even saw there was one tattoo artist that was giving net tattoos right where Charlie Kirk got shot for like 15 bucks 1:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's that's that's fucking crazy. What blows my mind is these people that think 1:53 Speaker 1 Like if you disagree with someone you should just murder them like if that was the standard all those people be murdered in a heartbeat 1:59 Speaker 1 because the people that actually do the murderings, 2:01 Speaker 1 the people that could actually kill you are not killing you 2:05 Speaker 1 because we want a normal society. 2:06 Speaker 1 We don't want that to be normal. 2:07 Speaker 1 We just start killing random people. 2:09 Speaker 1 But the people that cannot produce violence 2:12 Speaker 1 are the ones calling for violence. 2:14 Speaker 1 Like I don't think you really want it 2:15 Speaker 1 to get brutal out there because you people 2:17 Speaker 1 are the first one that's gonna die. 2:18 Speaker 1 I think it's what's sad and I hate to say this 2:21 Speaker 1 and I know there's probably people that disagree with me 2:22 Speaker 1 or maybe they agree with me. 2:24 Speaker 1 I mean, I was never a Charlie Kurt guy, right? 2:26 Speaker 1 Like I don't think I, 2:28 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think if I even really knew who he was 2:31 Speaker 1 before he died or if I ever watched one of his 2:33 Speaker 1 like little seminars or whatever. 2:36 Speaker 1 But what happened to the olden days where no matter 2:39 Speaker 1 who it was that died, you just kind of like 2:42 Speaker 1 humanely felt bad for the family and was like, 2:45 Speaker 1 yeah, you know, I wish them well. 2:47 Speaker 1 But I don't know, like, who's the dude that got strangled 2:50 Speaker 1 or couldn't breathe up in Minnesota? 2:53 Speaker 1 George Floyd. 2:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I have the same sympathy and I'm not kidding. 2:57 Speaker 1 this is this is I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not kidding. I have the same sympathy 3:01 Speaker 1 for his family as I do for Charlie Kirk's family because guess what it doesn't 3:07 Speaker 1 they're no different it doesn't matter they lost a loved one yeah I think they're 3:10 Speaker 1 very different I think Charlie Kirk was a family man he was a good guy George 3:13 Speaker 1 Floyd was a fentanyl user and like a punch pregnant women in the belly he had no 3:17 Speaker 1 family they didn't care about him if they did they would have him in his home and 3:20 Speaker 1 got him off drugs but I thought she that man had a mama that mama loved him I 3:24 Speaker 1 I promise you she didn't love him that much because my I'm still in the street that's also the problem also like whenever you see someone do something crazy like this on the street 3:31 Speaker 1 or they're in a terrible part of the lives that go commit some kind of atrocity you got all these family members coming out of the woodwork like oh we love them we supported like 3:38 Speaker 1 no you fucking did it you left them on the goddamn street what are you talking about over here if you really cared about him you would have 3:44 Speaker 1 you would have helped him you know I'm sure his mom loved him but she didn't do anything to help save him I think it's the problem it was I tell you right now that if you look at all the memorials 3:52 Speaker 1 He was loved more than Charlie Kirk in America. 3:56 Speaker 1 That's just gonna fill that out there. 3:57 Speaker 1 He got way more love from the American people 4:01 Speaker 1 than Charlie Kirk did. 4:02 Speaker 1 I don't think he got love. 4:03 Speaker 1 I think the Black Lives Matter using excuse to write 4:06 Speaker 1 and steal from every city they wanted to. 4:08 Speaker 1 It's got more oils. 4:10 Speaker 1 The funny thing about Charlie Kirk though, 4:11 Speaker 1 is we didn't turn into rabid fucking animals 4:14 Speaker 1 and just start rioting and going crazy. 4:16 Speaker 1 We're just like the dude died. 4:17 Speaker 1 It's very suspicious, very odd as wife's out there 4:20 Speaker 1 doing fucking Taylor Swift shows and whatnot. 4:22 Speaker 1 It's very odd scenario. I mean that guy got murdered by someone on the inside for sure. 4:27 Speaker 1 All it tells me is all the people behind Floyd were more passionate with their love for him 4:32 Speaker 1 and what he stood for. 4:33 Speaker 1 See, that's the problem. Like you don't want Charlie Kirk supporters going out and doing 4:36 Speaker 1 something about it because they will do. You're gonna have like, you're gonna have a million 4:38 Speaker 1 Kyle Rittenhouse is out there murder. Let's shoot everybody. All right. 4:41 Speaker 1 I don't think so. I don't think I'm saying again, I mean, I think maybe maybe a younger 4:46 Speaker 1 generation for Charlie Kirk under the older generation didn't really care about him because you know, 4:50 Speaker 1 He is mostly like a social media presence, right? 4:53 Speaker 1 So unless you're really big into that, you know, 4:56 Speaker 1 he just wasn't, look, when you said the Kirk Reversary, 5:00 Speaker 1 I honestly immediately thought that it was the day 5:02 Speaker 1 that Kirk Covain killed himself. 5:03 Speaker 1 Like I was going there with it because Nirvana, 5:07 Speaker 1 I don't know if anybody watched the Seattle game 5:09 Speaker 1 last night that where they beat the New England Patriots, 5:12 Speaker 1 but two nights ago, but they had no, 5:15 Speaker 1 no it's not Nirvana, I'm sorry, it's Pearl. 5:17 Speaker 1 But when you went with Kirk Reversary or whatever, 5:20 Speaker 1 I was like, Oh my God, it's just the day that Kurt Cobain died. 5:22 Speaker 1 Like, is that what happened with this whole grunge thing at the football game? 5:25 Speaker 1 And so then you got me off track with this Kurt, Charlie Kirk thing. 5:29 Speaker 1 Cause I really, I forgot about it. 5:30 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 5:31 Speaker 1 I feel bad. 5:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:31 Speaker 1 I feel terrible. 5:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:32 Speaker 1 He died. 5:33 Speaker 1 Uh, he got shot in the throat. 5:34 Speaker 1 We all know that part. 5:35 Speaker 1 Uh, but then, you know, today we got nine 11 and you've got, uh, you know, it's 25 5:40 Speaker 1 years, which is crazy. 5:41 Speaker 1 You've got a Muslim in charge of New York city. 5:43 Speaker 1 And he's, he's very happy about nine 11 for a completely different reason. 5:47 Speaker 1 You know, he's, he's got the, uh, he's got the co-conspirator. 5:50 Speaker 1 of the 19, 1993 World Trade Center always hanging out in his office and whatnot. And it's just 5:55 Speaker 1 a very bad look. And like you've also got people like a son piker and you've got that other chick 6:00 Speaker 1 that he backed that believe that 9-11 was due to white nationalism or, you know, white supremacy 6:07 Speaker 1 and nationalism. My bitch, are you fucking retarded? Like what the fuck's going on here? You know, 6:11 Speaker 1 it's, it just blows my mind that New York completely forgot about 9-11. And then they elect Mom 6:17 Speaker 1 Donnie it just doesn't make any sense to me and you've got people really cheering about this like yeah 6:21 Speaker 1 Not 11 like I saw him pikers doing a whole thing today probably like why America deserved it because he believes that 6:26 Speaker 1 It just kind of blows my mind that mom Donnie's friends with that guy. I think we have moved on dude 6:31 Speaker 1 I think I think the American people have moved on. I think we have embraced 6:36 Speaker 1 Something that we never thought we would embrace and if you look at the makeup of leadership in this country right now 6:41 Speaker 1 there's not just one or two, maybe Eastern. 6:46 Speaker 1 I mean, it is what it is. 6:47 Speaker 1 It's the future of this country 6:48 Speaker 1 and I think everything that our forefathers worked for 6:52 Speaker 1 and all the veterans that fought in World War II 6:55 Speaker 1 and all the vets in Vietnam, 6:56 Speaker 1 it's just kind of funny to me, it's laughable. 7:00 Speaker 1 And then I see today that, 7:01 Speaker 1 I know we're gonna get into this later, I'm sure we will, 7:04 Speaker 1 about the threat with AI, with OpenAI. 7:07 Speaker 1 And the threat that came out 7:08 Speaker 1 where the people that were working on it said, 7:10 Speaker 1 No, you don't understand like it is going to end the human race, right? 7:15 Speaker 1 And so you got this, you got the AI threat. 7:17 Speaker 1 And now we're over here in, like you said, New York City, where they were 7:22 Speaker 1 attacked on 9-11 and Donald Trump valiantly fought for his life at the 7:27 Speaker 1 bottom of that rubble. 7:28 Speaker 1 And it's a true story. 7:29 Speaker 1 He actually did that. 7:30 Speaker 1 Oh, that was a steel building. 7:31 Speaker 1 I know. 7:32 Speaker 1 Shut up. 7:32 Speaker 1 I'm just trying to piss off our listeners that they can't take it. 7:35 Speaker 1 Um, but anyway, but I think it's, it's just funny. 7:38 Speaker 1 It's like, it's none of this surprises me. 7:40 Speaker 1 I think within the next 10 years you could see and I know you're gonna you're gonna be like you're crazy 7:46 Speaker 1 Maybe not this one. Maybe not the next presidential election, but the one after that 7:51 Speaker 1 Can totally see a mom Donnie or equivalent winning the presidency and yeah 7:57 Speaker 1 That'll be over going yeah, you said you know we got a lot of Muslims and that's the future of America 8:01 Speaker 1 That's not the future. That's the demise of America 8:03 Speaker 1 That's just how we fall you know 8:04 Speaker 1 This is this is some kind of grand or plan to get the Muslims in charge and have them take over and destroy everything 8:09 Speaker 1 But I'm honestly I'd rather die by AI than a Muslim. I mean any day. Well, what are they destroying that you they believe everything you believe you guys are on the same page 8:17 Speaker 1 Like you can you think you're better. You think you're better than women 8:20 Speaker 1 You think women shouldn't have a right to vote. You don't think they should be able to drive you believe in tree of law essentially 8:28 Speaker 1 No, I don't you know, I don't you think that they shouldn't have more than like one sexual partner in their life 8:33 Speaker 1 you think you think you don't believe in EBT you don't believe in welfare and 8:38 Speaker 1 either today you're not very much for the gay community I mean dude you're like 8:42 Speaker 1 a Muslim kind of I mean other than the fact that you believe in God but at the 8:46 Speaker 1 end of the day you're kind of on the same page with them when it comes to 8:49 Speaker 1 Israel so yeah but I don't you're you're you're freaking Muslim I think the big 8:54 Speaker 1 deal that we're forgetting about here is they want to bring in all their 8:57 Speaker 1 terrorist buddies and they like banging seven-year-olds I can't do that you know 8:59 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. 9:00 Speaker 1 I'm not banging seven year olds. 9:02 Speaker 1 I'm not doing all this communism. 9:05 Speaker 1 They're very much for communism. 9:07 Speaker 1 I'm a very against it. 9:08 Speaker 1 It's never worked and never will. 9:09 Speaker 1 That's why there are countries over there 9:10 Speaker 1 or shit holes to begin with. 9:12 Speaker 1 I mean, there are some things, like I said, 9:13 Speaker 1 I can agree with some things that they align with. 9:16 Speaker 1 I do, same thing with the presidents, 9:18 Speaker 1 no matter what the president is. 9:19 Speaker 1 There's some things I agree with 9:21 Speaker 1 and there's some things I don't agree with. 9:22 Speaker 1 If Mom Donnie wants to keep the gays under control, 9:25 Speaker 1 that's cool with me. 9:26 Speaker 1 But at the same time, don't have communism 9:27 Speaker 1 and ruin your shit up there. 9:28 Speaker 1 And it just blows my fucking mind. 9:30 Speaker 1 I'm going to give you a very interesting take on this. 9:34 Speaker 1 And I hope that you understand where I'm coming from. 9:36 Speaker 1 The fact that we are not being threatened daily 9:40 Speaker 1 by terrorist attacks, at least within the first 10 years 9:43 Speaker 1 after 9-11. 9:45 Speaker 1 Remember how worried we were that there 9:47 Speaker 1 was going to be another terrorist attack or a dirty bomb 9:49 Speaker 1 or whatever? 9:51 Speaker 1 Those threats are really going away. 9:52 Speaker 1 Know why they're going away? 9:54 Speaker 1 Because they're going to cyber attacks. 9:56 Speaker 1 because we are looking more the way they want us to look. 9:59 Speaker 1 We're no longer the evil West that has presidents 10:03 Speaker 1 that want freedom and believe in human rights. 10:06 Speaker 1 And we're kind of fitting, we're kind of falling slowly 10:11 Speaker 1 into what they want us to be, but why would they blow us up? 10:14 Speaker 1 They're like, dude, we've done it. 10:15 Speaker 1 Like we've accomplished this. 10:16 Speaker 1 And I'm saying, like mom Donnie getting elected, 10:19 Speaker 1 every radical, radical, Middle Eastern Earth, 10:23 Speaker 1 that it believes a certain way was like, 10:25 Speaker 1 Okay, we give them a little bit of time. 10:27 Speaker 1 Okay, we don't know. 10:28 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no. 10:29 Speaker 1 We leave them alone until this guy 10:31 Speaker 1 get done with his term. 10:32 Speaker 1 He's doing a great job for Allah, right? 10:34 Speaker 1 So I mean, it's sad, but that's just where the world's going 10:38 Speaker 1 and there's nothing we can do. 10:39 Speaker 1 And you just gotta be thankful that you live in Georgia. 10:41 Speaker 1 And hopefully we got another couple of years, you know? 10:43 Speaker 1 That's it. 10:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I think it was a few years ago on 60 minutes, 10:46 Speaker 1 I think it was like the leader of Al-Qaeda or something. 10:48 Speaker 1 It's like, oh, Muslims only vote left 10:51 Speaker 1 because they're idiots and they will, 10:52 Speaker 1 and still our ideas and they'll have equality for all. 10:55 Speaker 1 And we can't have equality for all. 10:56 Speaker 1 We just can't, because some people can't handle being equal 10:58 Speaker 1 with everybody else. 10:59 Speaker 1 That's not true. 11:01 Speaker 1 Oh, it is, 100%. 11:01 Speaker 1 I mean, you look at Iraq. 11:04 Speaker 1 You want to let Iraqis in that are bombing shit 11:07 Speaker 1 and going fucking crazy? 11:08 Speaker 1 Fuck no. 11:09 Speaker 1 You don't want to let Iranians in, 11:10 Speaker 1 you don't want to let terrorists in. 11:12 Speaker 1 Same thing, you don't want to let a bunch of Indians in 11:14 Speaker 1 and the country turns the shit off. 11:15 Speaker 1 So there's trash in the place. 11:16 Speaker 1 You think these Middle East terms of these other, 11:20 Speaker 1 let's say foreign nationals that are coming in 11:21 Speaker 1 worse than these women that are like free clancy free clancy like who would you 11:26 Speaker 1 rather have I'd rather have the frickin the middle eastern people at least 11:30 Speaker 1 have a chance of them having common sense like this this place is crazy dude 11:35 Speaker 1 everyone's crazy I well the women are like killing their children all right 11:40 Speaker 1 their own children right and until they start killing you know all those are 11:43 Speaker 1 going on the streets you know I mean but a woman's a lot easier to take down than 11:46 Speaker 1 a terrorist with the with the suicide best on you know what I mean unless these 11:49 Speaker 1 These terrorists are teaching these women how to use suicide vest. 11:52 Speaker 1 Then we might have a problem, but I'm not worried about a woman takeover or something like that. 11:56 Speaker 1 I feel like suicide vest is too mechanical to not figure them out. 12:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, I saw that I'd have to put them on for them. 12:02 Speaker 1 They'll be like, oh, wait, when you were ready to press these buttons and they're like, 12:05 Speaker 1 this one, boom! 12:06 Speaker 1 They'll blow up the whole facility where they're hanging out at, but yeah, no, I... 12:13 Speaker 1 What is wrong with the facility? 12:16 Speaker 1 We're already building the exploding vest. 12:19 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry Barb come in last Thursday to try on her vest. She blow up entire facility. I'm so sorry 12:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, but no, yeah, I said I'm glad we do live in Georgia and you know South seem to have some sense still at least 12:33 Speaker 1 You know with the stickin with what's right 12:35 Speaker 1 I mean it's just every day. It just seems more like we're leaning towards another civil war, which is 12:40 Speaker 1 You're one of those shut up which would be I mean, you know, we're about do for another one. I would imagine 12:45 Speaker 1 I mean most countries have one every what couple hundred years I 12:48 Speaker 1 I'm not different. 12:50 Speaker 1 We're going to, it's going to be like the Will Smith movie, 12:52 Speaker 1 I robot, we're going to be going to war with them. 12:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, I'm really not, 12:57 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't understand why we don't just have like EMPs, 13:00 Speaker 1 like a, like our jammers, right? 13:02 Speaker 1 I mean, you can just jam the robot and they just fall down 13:03 Speaker 1 and die. 13:05 Speaker 1 So the story that I read. 13:07 Speaker 1 It's like a fair day bag over top of them 13:10 Speaker 1 and they can't get the reception. 13:11 Speaker 1 Well, that's so they had them on a network 13:15 Speaker 1 that was not connected to the internet 13:17 Speaker 1 and they gave them a certain number of tasks to do inside 13:20 Speaker 1 of this like essential cage, right? 13:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 13:23 Speaker 1 And then they said, but they didn't give me the answer. 13:26 Speaker 1 The whole point was that there was no answer to be given. 13:28 Speaker 1 So what they started doing is they found each other, 13:31 Speaker 1 started talking and then found a way to escape. 13:34 Speaker 1 And we talked about this. 13:35 Speaker 1 That was a new story about three weeks ago. 13:37 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 13:38 Speaker 1 It was contained and then it went and started breaking out 13:42 Speaker 1 other AI models from, I think it was, 13:44 Speaker 1 it went alphabet. 13:45 Speaker 1 something else. There was another AI model group like like Moonface or something like that. Yeah, something like that. And then they went over there and they broke out those AI robots and then they 13:54 Speaker 1 started doing what they want to. But at this point, the Civil War, we're so screwed. I don't know who to fight. Like, who's team are you on? 14:02 Speaker 1 Oh, don't kill them. Oh, okay. No, I'm seeing if there was a Civil War and there's a bunch of ways this can go, right? 14:09 Speaker 1 what team are you on? 14:11 Speaker 1 Now I don't want to give you the teams. 14:13 Speaker 1 I also don't want to, okay. 14:15 Speaker 1 I don't think that's the- 14:16 Speaker 1 The sound is not going to be a team, dude. 14:19 Speaker 1 What are the teams then? 14:20 Speaker 1 Okay, you're teaming up with the people down in Atlanta? 14:25 Speaker 1 Atlanta's different than the South, you know that. 14:26 Speaker 1 They're going to- 14:27 Speaker 1 No, that's half the South. 14:28 Speaker 1 They're going to kill you. 14:29 Speaker 1 As soon as you got me, hey, what's up dogs? 14:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, you guys need some help? 14:33 Speaker 1 I mean, like, no, they're going to kill you. 14:36 Speaker 1 No, they can't hit shit. 14:37 Speaker 1 I mean, they got all the switches on there. 14:38 Speaker 1 that's a good idea. 14:39 Speaker 1 And they can't hit shit anyway, like fucking Stormtroopers. 14:42 Speaker 1 But they're gonna be the first to get wiped out, you know, I mean, they're gonna shoot 14:45 Speaker 1 and kill each other first. 14:46 Speaker 1 Now they just got free. 14:47 Speaker 1 I mean, they kill each other all the time anyway. 14:49 Speaker 1 Once they get free rain with the Civil War, whatever gangs, you know, victorious, they 14:52 Speaker 1 just got to come in and wipe them out. 14:54 Speaker 1 And then we just controlled the South again. 14:56 Speaker 1 But I mean, obviously it'd be north and south, right? 14:59 Speaker 1 Because we still have the same ideals down here in the south for the most part that, you 15:03 Speaker 1 know, for the longest. 15:04 Speaker 1 I think you're, I think you're more. 15:06 Speaker 1 I would believe, right versus left before I believe north versus south again. 15:11 Speaker 1 I think the right is going really, really far one way and the left is going really, really 15:18 Speaker 1 far the other way. 15:19 Speaker 1 Well, the minority is people like me or maybe you sometimes that are kind of in the middle 15:25 Speaker 1 that are like, I don't go that way, but I don't go that way. 15:28 Speaker 1 What do you think that north and south is? 15:30 Speaker 1 It's more right and left for the most part. 15:32 Speaker 1 The only blue state we ever have or the only blue county, two blue counties, we have Fulton 15:36 Speaker 1 and making the only two blue counties in Georgia. It's the same thing with all all the other southern states. It's just wherever the 15:41 Speaker 1 Major cities are like Birmingham and shit. That's usually blue. Uh, you know, maybe Auburn 15:46 Speaker 1 He just got all these hotspots. My ami was blue for a long time. It's a little while. Who's Wyoming fighting with? 15:51 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't think they can make it over here. They're probably just gonna stay and hang out where they are, you know, that'd be the best bet. 15:56 Speaker 1 So why don't my own mean Montana? They just stay up there. They're like, well, we'll just let them battle it out like we did last time 16:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, pretty much. We're gonna hang out over here. No, we don't give a damn. 16:05 Speaker 1 I remember I was sitting on the floor of my dad's house when it was being built and my uncle was coming down from Kentucky with some custom cabinets. 16:12 Speaker 1 And I just remember everyone started freaking out. I just see these planes hit the tower on our old CRT TV. 16:17 Speaker 1 I'm like, what's going on? I'd see fire and people freaking out on the news and my grandma's picking me up and crying. 16:22 Speaker 1 But that was my only memory of it. I wasn't like a grown person so I don't really have to care about what was going to happen. 16:28 Speaker 1 was in like a grown person. So I don't really have to care about, you know, what was going 16:31 Speaker 1 to happen. We died. We died. You know, I don't know what's going on. But what were you at? 16:35 Speaker 1 Were you, were you in the military already? We deployed? Were you, you're jacking off in 16:39 Speaker 1 the morning or something? So glad you bring this up. It's like, it's like, I get to tell 16:43 Speaker 1 this story once every year. And I just love it. Because I, after I tell it, Brandon goes, 16:47 Speaker 1 well, let's make fun of you for a year about it. I was, I was at Edwards Air Force Base, 16:53 Speaker 1 California. And I'd been, it'd been about three weeks since I had made a, it's called 16:58 Speaker 1 a Peacekeeper Challenge team where, you know, they take the best shooters, obstacle course, 17:03 Speaker 1 runners, tactics, and they put you through all this training and they put together a team 17:09 Speaker 1 of like 10 guys. 17:10 Speaker 1 That's all you do. 17:11 Speaker 1 So for three months, you just train and then, and I think it was December or January, we 17:17 Speaker 1 would travel to Herbert Field or Eggland, Florida and we would compete in the Peacekeeper Challenge. 17:22 Speaker 1 And it was just like an obstacle course, you know four mile run shooting tactics, whatever 17:27 Speaker 1 So we were all relieved to duty like we weren't doing anything except for training. So the day it happened 17:32 Speaker 1 I went to training that morning. We rucked up this big freaking hill in the Mojave Desert in California 17:38 Speaker 1 And I'm coming I'm going home and I see like humvees everywhere 17:42 Speaker 1 You know and I think the security forces guys are like the 60s are mounted on top and I'm like are we at war? 17:48 Speaker 1 like what's going on? 17:50 Speaker 1 So I get home and this is when I'm living with that, 17:53 Speaker 1 my second wife, but we weren't married yet. 17:56 Speaker 1 We were just roommates and I get home and she's like, 18:00 Speaker 1 hey, I think there's a terrorist attack in New York. 18:02 Speaker 1 And so we're watching the TV and I was like, 18:05 Speaker 1 crap dude, I know how this plays out. 18:08 Speaker 1 Like I'm relieved of duty. 18:10 Speaker 1 So I don't have like a job right now other than just like 18:13 Speaker 1 what, working out. 18:15 Speaker 1 So you know the first person they're gonna call 18:18 Speaker 1 to deploy is me. It's not doing shit. Exactly. So sure enough, man, we report that morning 18:25 Speaker 1 to the hangar that we were working out of and we just have literally, I say, working 18:28 Speaker 1 out. I mean, like working out. We had like a gym in there and we just like working out 18:33 Speaker 1 and they sat us all down. They said, Hey, you're all on official notification that 18:36 Speaker 1 you're going to be deployed. It'll be soon, but you're all, you know, essentially you 18:41 Speaker 1 have to stay within a five mile radius of this hangar so we can deploy you. I'm like 18:45 Speaker 1 sweet well that's when I went home my buddy Larry calls me shout out to Larry 18:50 Speaker 1 Castro great friend terrible decision maker and he said hey man I'm taking my 18:56 Speaker 1 girl we're going to Vegas tonight can you cover for me now I don't know what I was 19:00 Speaker 1 even supposed to do like how do you do to become two people yeah hey we're 19:05 Speaker 1 deploying in 15 minutes and I'm like yeah Larry's taking a he's dropping a 19:08 Speaker 1 dude so you like lunch right here they're like Escobar or what was his name 19:14 Speaker 1 Castro Castro truck slide here, you know, we get all the way to Afghanistan and they're like who's got the 60 19:22 Speaker 1 I'm like Castro had it. I don't know where he's at. I think he's dead. I think he took him out 19:28 Speaker 1 So so yeah, so when he said it I said dude that actually sounds like you know pretty good idea 19:33 Speaker 1 But how much extra do you get paid a month if you're married and he said oh dude you get like 400 dollars extra month 19:41 Speaker 1 Great 19:43 Speaker 1 I said, you got a room in your tibulon or whatever he had. 19:47 Speaker 1 He had the Hyundai Tiburon. 19:49 Speaker 1 And he said, yeah, absolutely. 19:51 Speaker 1 So we drove to Vegas, which was a three hour drive 19:53 Speaker 1 from my house. 19:54 Speaker 1 We get to the little chapel of love on the strip. 19:58 Speaker 1 It's closed. 19:59 Speaker 1 So we had to call the number. 20:00 Speaker 1 A drunk Elvis shows up about 20 minutes later. 20:03 Speaker 1 He marries all four of us at the same time. 20:06 Speaker 1 It wasn't even separate. 20:07 Speaker 1 It was all four of us standing up there. 20:08 Speaker 1 He's like, you, our eye, state my name, or state your name, 20:12 Speaker 1 and all four of us said our names. 20:14 Speaker 1 It was the most weirdest. 20:16 Speaker 1 I tell you wait, it was a, 20:17 Speaker 1 oh, hold on, who get married 20:19 Speaker 1 and who I might've screwed that up. 20:20 Speaker 1 I mean, you and Larry and Chuck 20:22 Speaker 1 have a wonderful life together. 20:24 Speaker 1 I was like, well, actually, 20:26 Speaker 1 this is the first gay marriage in Las Vegas. 20:28 Speaker 1 Congratulations. 20:29 Speaker 1 I might have it. 20:30 Speaker 1 And I think I still have the video, by the way. 20:32 Speaker 1 But, because I paid the extra 50 bucks with the VHS tape. 20:36 Speaker 1 But, yeah, so we gave you court 20:37 Speaker 1 when you found out you were married to the dude instead. 20:40 Speaker 1 So this is workout, 20:41 Speaker 1 because we knew we had to get back, we knew we were deploying. 20:44 Speaker 1 And so we went straight to the courthouse 20:46 Speaker 1 because I'm like, this is bad. 20:48 Speaker 1 We get there and it's 12, 10. 20:54 Speaker 1 And the lady goes, oh yeah, am. 20:56 Speaker 1 And she goes, we're not accepting anymore. 20:59 Speaker 1 Mayor's typically kids today. 21:01 Speaker 1 Like today, like you guys made her 10 minutes. 21:03 Speaker 1 She goes, sir, we're closed. 21:04 Speaker 1 Okay. 21:05 Speaker 1 We're trying to get out of here. 21:06 Speaker 1 And I'm going, oh my God, 21:08 Speaker 1 how do I get this filed in Clark County? 21:11 Speaker 1 before I have to be back because I know I'm deploying tomorrow. 21:13 Speaker 1 I know it. 21:14 Speaker 1 And I said, wouldn't you guys open? 21:16 Speaker 1 The lady goes, the next ship will be here in about an hour. 21:20 Speaker 1 What? 21:21 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 21:22 Speaker 1 They got a year round fucking courthouse. 21:24 Speaker 1 Because everybody's getting married. 21:26 Speaker 1 It's everybody gets married in Vegas at night. 21:28 Speaker 1 They don't want to lose that revenue. 21:29 Speaker 1 So sure enough, we had to sit there for one hour. 21:32 Speaker 1 But the next lady shows up. 21:34 Speaker 1 She was just as sweet yelling at us, like, 21:36 Speaker 1 are you guys there? 21:37 Speaker 1 She got that. 21:38 Speaker 1 Give me your $100. 21:39 Speaker 1 We paid our money. 21:40 Speaker 1 They gave us our marriage certificates. 21:41 Speaker 1 We high-tail it back to California. 21:43 Speaker 1 We get there. 21:45 Speaker 1 I think, I don't even think I consummated my marriage 21:48 Speaker 1 that night. 21:49 Speaker 1 I get there and then six in the morning, 21:51 Speaker 1 I'm getting a call and they're like, 21:52 Speaker 1 hey, report to the hanger, you guys are leaving. 21:54 Speaker 1 So we reported that we went through the whole process, 21:57 Speaker 1 that whole line, which dog tags, 22:01 Speaker 1 your will, your life insurance, 22:04 Speaker 1 you see a priest. 22:05 Speaker 1 And then at the end, you gotta go to legal. 22:07 Speaker 1 And that's when you see the accounting people. 22:09 Speaker 1 And I'm like, and then Larry's like, 22:11 Speaker 1 I need to update my status to married. 22:14 Speaker 1 And they're like, sir, there's an issue here. 22:15 Speaker 1 This says today and he's like, oh yeah. 22:18 Speaker 1 I'm like, how the fuck did you do that? 22:20 Speaker 1 So they processed it and then I'm next. 22:22 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I need to update mine as well. 22:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 22:25 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 22:26 Speaker 1 So yeah, so we went over there. 22:27 Speaker 1 I made, I did the math on my entire deployment 22:30 Speaker 1 with the extra $400 a month tax-free that I made on that. 22:35 Speaker 1 I made about $3,200. 22:37 Speaker 1 Okay. 22:38 Speaker 1 got back, went on a honeymoon to Hawaii with this girl, spent six more years with her. 22:47 Speaker 1 It was one of the scariest things I've ever lived through in my life. 22:52 Speaker 1 We never had children because I'm not an idiot and I didn't want to spend child support 22:57 Speaker 1 on kids that I didn't want to be around because I couldn't get any smarter. 23:01 Speaker 1 I just wanted 400 bucks a month more. 23:03 Speaker 1 Dude, it was really bad. 23:05 Speaker 1 at the end when I got divorced and the judge made me give her everything. 23:11 Speaker 1 All I can think about. 23:12 Speaker 1 All I can think about was all this for $3,200. 23:17 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 23:18 Speaker 1 Like I just want to tell you Larry. 23:21 Speaker 1 Fucking Castro. 23:22 Speaker 1 Fucking us again. 23:24 Speaker 1 You know, it's funny is he still he's still married to that girl. 23:27 Speaker 1 Really? 23:28 Speaker 1 I see they're on Facebook, man. 23:30 Speaker 1 I mean, I actually need to re-rekindle with this dude because he's, 23:32 Speaker 1 he goes to Burning Man still. 23:34 Speaker 1 He doesn't know he's crazy. Does he know you got divorce from that chick? 23:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm guess it was very it was very public and then you know and I mean and she was like the whole base new damage 23:46 Speaker 1 I don't mean dude. It was it was not a I 23:49 Speaker 1 Wasn't and and there's no I don't want to like sugarcoat it 23:52 Speaker 1 I was I was not the best husband to her, you know, I mean like I didn't love her 23:56 Speaker 1 We were roommates and one of four hundred dollars 23:59 Speaker 1 You know, I mean there was plenty of times and I was like being married sucks 24:03 Speaker 1 And you know the reason she left me is because the air marshal thing when she caught when she found out I was going 24:07 Speaker 1 The Playboy Mansion to do the catering and with a flight attendant, so she was not happy about that 24:15 Speaker 1 The Lord the Lord works in mysterious ways, you know 24:20 Speaker 1 Prayers that prayers get answered in ways you never knew they could be answered 24:24 Speaker 1 So that's when I was doing 9-11 it almost ruined my life 24:26 Speaker 1 So I know that it could be worse 24:29 Speaker 1 I could have been one of the victims, but I wasn't I survived but because of 9-11 24:34 Speaker 1 I was married the second time but let's not sugarcoat it Brandon. I was gonna get married again anyway 24:39 Speaker 1 I can't yeah at that point in my life. I just like help it. I can't help it somebody was gonna marry me 24:45 Speaker 1 I don't know who but I was like I just were any girl I dated except for you know 24:48 Speaker 1 Marcy or whatever the one that was doing that thing with all the basketball players other than her I would have married anybody 24:54 Speaker 1 it's like I'm just like doing it. I don't know why. I just 24:58 Speaker 1 told $400 is great. Tony. Tony delks over there like you 25:02 Speaker 1 gonna marry Marcie. Like, no, she's the one I won't. Tony. She 25:05 Speaker 1 the one I won't. Can't be with that. Yeah. So, let's know 25:10 Speaker 1 down below where you were on 9-11 and what you can recall from 25:14 Speaker 1 it. I said, I think most of the people that listened to us 25:16 Speaker 1 are probably did, you know, they were they were grown up, you 25:19 Speaker 1 know, or at least knew what was going on. Sir, we had some 25:21 Speaker 1 people there in high school and college at the time too. So, 25:23 Speaker 1 Let's know what you were doing then and how crazy that was. 25:25 Speaker 1 But I don't think we're going to have another attack on 9-11. 25:30 Speaker 1 I think you're too stupid for that. 25:31 Speaker 1 But I think when we will have another attack, 25:34 Speaker 1 more likely a cyber attack will be the week of the 19th 25:37 Speaker 1 when GTA releases. 25:39 Speaker 1 You've got all these tech people. 25:41 Speaker 1 Shut up. 25:42 Speaker 1 I mean, they said it's already going to cost the US economy 25:43 Speaker 1 a billion dollars. 25:44 Speaker 1 And majority of the people that are going 25:46 Speaker 1 are all the tech people and IT motherfuckers 25:48 Speaker 1 are calling off of the week. 25:49 Speaker 1 So you're going to have infrastructures that are not 25:51 Speaker 1 be in maintained, not being looked at, not being checked on because these guys are sitting 25:55 Speaker 1 at home playing GTA for a fucking week. Now guarantee if the fucking internet goes out 25:59 Speaker 1 or something, these motherfurs are gonna go back to work and figure it out and they go 26:02 Speaker 1 back home and play GTA. But to me, it just seems like a good time for a cyber attack 26:06 Speaker 1 when you've got a lot of the workforce just like, Oh, I'm just gonna stay at home, play 26:10 Speaker 1 this video game. 26:11 Speaker 1 I do agree. It's gonna be a cyber attack. I don't think you're right on the date, but 26:15 Speaker 1 I think it is gonna be soon within the next year or two just because Megan's so Megan's 26:20 Speaker 1 van, I picked it up, we took it to the another mechanic and he looked at the screen and all that, 26:25 Speaker 1 he got, he called me and he said, hey man, here's the deal. That's an OEM screen. There is no aftermarket 26:30 Speaker 1 option. It's $1,200. And he said, I can't do anything about this. He's like, so, and I said, 26:35 Speaker 1 well, can't you just wiggle the wire or something? I get it to work. And he said, that system is the 26:42 Speaker 1 brain of this car. Without that system, this car does not operate. It controls the HVAC, it controls 26:47 Speaker 1 Everything I'm going one little screen the cars worth the trade-in value 26:52 Speaker 1 They gave me was six thousand dollars. You know what a slap in a face that is I still owe 12 on it 26:56 Speaker 1 Okay, so thousand or hundred twelve thousand dollars. I still owe on this Chrysler 27:02 Speaker 1 Give me six. Okay, Brandon. I've been kicked in the nuts all day. It's been a nut picking day 27:07 Speaker 1 I came home frickin pool pool pumps aren't working. I look I guess the water level was too low 27:13 Speaker 1 So I go to I put the hose in what's in my pool take a guess 27:17 Speaker 1 a bunch of frogs tampons close but scarier a snake of oh my god a snake and he 27:26 Speaker 1 swims on top of water and he touch he came at me and I bought died so I just it's 27:32 Speaker 1 been one of those days but I do got to say before before I forget because this is 27:36 Speaker 1 a positive thing and it's something that I really want to put out there Dean from 27:40 Speaker 1 carpet depot I finally took him up on his offer he came in and he redid one of 27:45 Speaker 1 our rooms today, our guest bedroom. 27:47 Speaker 1 If you guys don't remember, Dusty came in 27:48 Speaker 1 and blew it up with explosive diarrhea 27:51 Speaker 1 and destroyed all my carpet in the guest bedroom. 27:55 Speaker 1 Dude, Dean's guys came in 27:58 Speaker 1 and I'm telling you the price was ridiculous. 27:59 Speaker 1 I don't want to say, and he did not hook me up. 28:01 Speaker 1 He straight up said, he's like, I'm hook you up. 28:03 Speaker 1 I said, no, you're not, dude. 28:04 Speaker 1 Like I want you to make money off this 28:05 Speaker 1 because you didn't make anything off the bus at all. 28:07 Speaker 1 So he charged a great price. 28:10 Speaker 1 Dudes were done in four hours and it looked amazing. 28:15 Speaker 1 So I'm going to put up a picture when it's all done and decorated today, but please 28:18 Speaker 1 Dean from carpet depot, make sure you call the right one. 28:20 Speaker 1 Which one is it? 28:21 Speaker 1 It's in Loganville. 28:23 Speaker 1 Oh, uh, yeah. 28:26 Speaker 1 One of the bills up there. 28:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 28:28 Speaker 1 Got to know that we sent. 28:30 Speaker 1 We got to make sure we send them to the right one. 28:31 Speaker 1 I really feel bad if all the other carpet depots get business. 28:34 Speaker 1 So it's okay. 28:34 Speaker 1 A chuckle figure that out after we do our after we do the run through. 28:38 Speaker 1 So all right. 28:39 Speaker 1 If it was to do sure on our heart rate of podcast or spot of fun, be sure to lose 28:43 Speaker 1 the five star review and a follow it helps out a good bit. 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Well, this is what I want you to do. Okay. 30:40 Speaker 1 I want you to take a little page out of my book here. So I think Bryce 30:47 Speaker 1 Underwood is better than any of the starting quarterbacks that are currently 30:51 Speaker 1 going to start for the Atlanta Falcons. He's the Michigan quarterback that 30:54 Speaker 1 lost to Western Michigan. And yes, we're calling it a loss. 30:57 Speaker 1 I reached out to my guy and I said, I want to put $100 on the Michigan 31:02 Speaker 1 Oklahoma game, which at the time of this recording is happening tomorrow. 31:06 Speaker 1 Okay. 31:07 Speaker 1 A hundred dollars. 31:08 Speaker 1 And I said, I want the biggest payout that is realistic. 31:11 Speaker 1 Okay. 31:11 Speaker 1 They're playing on Friday. 31:13 Speaker 1 No, it's today's what day is it? 31:16 Speaker 1 Well, the time of the recording would be Thursday when people are listening to it. 31:19 Speaker 1 We'd be Friday and then wait, the game would be Saturday. 31:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, I said tomorrow. 31:24 Speaker 1 I said tomorrow. 31:25 Speaker 1 So you said the time of this recording, but the time of the recording is Thursday. 31:28 Speaker 1 Okay. 31:28 Speaker 1 Well, the time of you listening, shut up. 31:30 Speaker 1 There you go. 31:30 Speaker 1 There you go. There you go. I'm trying to help you. No, you're breaking down the wall. 31:34 Speaker 1 You're breaking down the wall. They're going to call you retarded and you're going to be 31:37 Speaker 1 upset. And that's why I'm trying to say no times are different. I don't know. I don't 31:42 Speaker 1 even care if they say things. Anyway, this is what he gave me back. This is my payout 31:45 Speaker 1 after the Michigan, Oklahoma game right here. What do you think? Look, can you see it? 31:50 Speaker 1 Sixteen hundred. You bet a hundred dollars that Oklahoma State would win instead of Michigan 31:56 Speaker 1 Oklahoma, but I had to give Oklahoma. I had to give Michigan points. How many points do you think I had to give the University of Michigan to get that payout? 32:04 Speaker 1 three 32:06 Speaker 1 three 32:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, three I play still lose money. I had to give Oakley. I have to say I'm taking Oklahoma 32:14 Speaker 1 negative how many points oh 32:17 Speaker 1 22 32:18 Speaker 1 close 32:20 Speaker 1 21 and a half 32:23 Speaker 1 30 one. Oh my God. That's how bad Michigan's going to lose to Oklahoma. They're going to 32:28 Speaker 1 lose 35 35 or three. So you think that, I mean, realistically, they're probably going 32:34 Speaker 1 to score 10. So you're thinking that they're going to score like 43 to 10 is probably what 32:38 Speaker 1 you think it's going to go on without breaking the sweat, dude, without making a sweat. And 32:42 Speaker 1 there's no way Michigan's going to score 10 points on this defense. So that's what you're 32:46 Speaker 1 dealing with. What I'm saying is you as a good Falcons fan need to do what I do bet 32:52 Speaker 1 against your team. That way if they win, you're like, what? You don't even care. But if they 32:57 Speaker 1 lose, it's a consolation prize. Hey, I'm not doing none of that because it stressed me 33:01 Speaker 1 out anymore. I already have heart sex. I told you about that. And then I think as far as 33:05 Speaker 1 fantasy right now, I have the most points out of anybody and I just want the computer 33:08 Speaker 1 fucking do it. So I'm just rolling with what the computer says. And I'm going with my 33:11 Speaker 1 heart when it comes to the Falcons. I'm just rolling with that motherfucker. You know, we've 33:15 Speaker 1 got great players. We just need a fucking, you know, a half brain retard just to throw 33:19 Speaker 1 the fucking ball to him. All right. That's all we fucking need. We don't need that. We don't 33:23 Speaker 1 need Tom Brady. We don't need, uh, you know, George Lucas and Star Wars crafting us up 33:28 Speaker 1 something crazy. We don't eat. We don't need it. We don't need anybody. We don't, we don't 33:32 Speaker 1 need a great quarterback. We just need someone to throw the goddamn ball, check down to pits 33:38 Speaker 1 or just a short route to London and rest of the time give it a be John or Brian his brother. 33:43 Speaker 1 It don't really fucking matter. I think we got it. Okay. Well, Carter's excited for that 33:46 Speaker 1 Cause he's got Kyle Pitts. 33:47 Speaker 1 So he's hoping that your quarterback is as bad as he thinks he's going to be, which 33:51 Speaker 1 means Kyle Pitts is going to get 15 receptions a game. 33:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what happened. 33:55 Speaker 1 They're scared and they always put Kyle Pitts who's tied in. 33:58 Speaker 1 They usually put him at the checkdown and they put him low and they forget about him and the 34:01 Speaker 1 quarterback frees out and just throws it to the checkdown and Cal Pitts and Cal Pitts 34:05 Speaker 1 is going to get 95 yards in this game against the Steelers. 34:08 Speaker 1 He's easy. 34:09 Speaker 1 He's easy. 34:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 34:11 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 34:12 Speaker 1 I mean, he saw with the Steelers that has Smith, Nick Jigba on fourth and down motherfucker 34:16 Speaker 1 a little curl route almost a screen. I don't think it was a screen is past the line of scrimmage and he ran from 45 yards for a touchdown on the fourth down. So that's that's what I'm kind of expecting with the with the Falcons like they're going to think there's like the deep ball but there's no deep ball. 34:31 Speaker 1 It's all the under and the flat under check down. It doesn't matter. We'll be a check down team. I don't give a fuck. We can fucking do it. Well, it's going to be it's going to be exciting Saturday and Sunday for everybody and I'm excited about it. And I can't wait to talk about it on Monday. 34:44 Speaker 1 So I'm just telling you obviously money on the Falcons all you can do obviously I care about Georgia more than I do the Falcons 34:50 Speaker 1 Because it's more entertaining college football is obviously the go-to sport versus NFL just because it's more exciting 34:56 Speaker 1 There's more that can go wrong. There's more than can change once you get in the NFL. You're just like a corporate job 35:00 Speaker 1 It's not as fun, but with that all being said who everyone's having a great 35:05 Speaker 1 afternoon evening morning whenever you're listening and we'll go ahead and get into what the check 35:11 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 35:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, you wanna chuck me? 35:15 Speaker 1 Chuck me real hard. 35:16 Speaker 1 Chuck me! 35:17 Speaker 1 Chuck me! 35:18 Speaker 1 Chuck me! 35:19 Speaker 1 Chuck me! 35:20 Speaker 1 I'm full of chuck! 35:21 Speaker 1 Oh, chuck! 35:22 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 35:24 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 35:26 Speaker 1 The game version. 35:28 Speaker 1 Okay, so I'm almost done. 35:29 Speaker 1 I'm almost done with suits. 35:31 Speaker 1 Okay, I did not realize when I jumped on this bandwagon of the show suits on Netflix, 35:37 Speaker 1 It's 10 seasons and it's like 20 something episodes. 35:42 Speaker 1 It's nuts dude. 35:43 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, wow. 35:43 Speaker 1 It's like 200 something episodes. 35:47 Speaker 1 And mind you, I watch all my Netflix 35:49 Speaker 1 while I'm driving on the road. 35:50 Speaker 1 So I'm the guy that puts it in his dash 35:53 Speaker 1 and just prays there's not a cop next to me, 35:55 Speaker 1 especially when it's early in the morning 35:56 Speaker 1 and it's dark out or late at night and it's dark out 35:58 Speaker 1 and the cop dries by and he's like, 35:59 Speaker 1 oh he's like, oh, he's like watching suits. 36:00 Speaker 1 And then I get, you know, I'll take it, like Brandon got. 36:02 Speaker 1 So I've been watching it almost to the point 36:07 Speaker 1 I feel like a lawyer. 36:08 Speaker 1 I feel like I could do it. 36:09 Speaker 1 I feel like I would fit in the office. 36:11 Speaker 1 Technically, technically I was found innocent on that charge because the PPU represented 36:17 Speaker 1 me with their role upper. 36:19 Speaker 1 But you were on a technicality. 36:20 Speaker 1 Technically, exactly. 36:22 Speaker 1 Wow. 36:23 Speaker 1 Technically it is all day. 36:24 Speaker 1 By the way, now that that's over, because I remember the whole thing was they said they 36:28 Speaker 1 came on the show and they said we can get you off, but we can't tell people how we do 36:32 Speaker 1 it because we don't want people to know our secret. 36:35 Speaker 1 Now that Pew Pew's gone, can you tell us what happened? 36:37 Speaker 1 Like how'd they get you off? 36:39 Speaker 1 I mean, I pretty much walked into the courthouse. 36:42 Speaker 1 I think I walked in the wrong one. 36:43 Speaker 1 I was like, or was it by turning? 36:45 Speaker 1 I'm like, are we in the right building? 36:46 Speaker 1 They're like, no, that's the building next door. 36:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 36:48 Speaker 1 I go in there and, you know, I'm walking through security 36:50 Speaker 1 and Pew Pew's running through there. 36:51 Speaker 1 He looks like, he looks like a guy in suits. 36:53 Speaker 1 I swear to God, he looks like Mike in suits. 36:55 Speaker 1 I mean, motherfucker's top notch. 36:56 Speaker 1 Every suit's tight and everything's running through there. 36:58 Speaker 1 Like he owns the motherfucker. 37:00 Speaker 1 He's running through there. 37:01 Speaker 1 He's got his briefcase flinging. 37:02 Speaker 1 He's like waving, you know, waving it. 37:04 Speaker 1 security option, everything like, let me through. 37:06 Speaker 1 Don't worry about me, you know, I'm coming. 37:07 Speaker 1 And I'm just standing over there next to this like little 37:09 Speaker 1 bits that you would expect them to be serving coffee at, 37:11 Speaker 1 but they weren't because it's a courthouse. 37:13 Speaker 1 So we're just sitting there and people who's like, 37:14 Speaker 1 Hey, what's up, man? 37:15 Speaker 1 And he just dazzed me up. 37:16 Speaker 1 You know, I feel like we're in like a damn gang trial 37:19 Speaker 1 almost, but we're not. 37:20 Speaker 1 And we have a good time. 37:21 Speaker 1 He just, it's, he just normal as hell. 37:23 Speaker 1 He was just like, all right, here we go. 37:24 Speaker 1 Take this elevator, go up, go in the courtroom, sit there. 37:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, cool. 37:27 Speaker 1 He's, I gotta go downstairs. 37:28 Speaker 1 I gotta find another client that's also in this court. 37:31 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 37:34 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, PeePee's not back. 37:36 Speaker 1 I gotta represent myself. 37:37 Speaker 1 And I'm just sitting there scared. 37:39 Speaker 1 He put me like right in the front also. 37:41 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I gotta be called first and more likely. 37:43 Speaker 1 But I also thought I'm also in the front. 37:44 Speaker 1 So I need to be proper, not texting on my phone, 37:47 Speaker 1 my PeePee, where are you? 37:48 Speaker 1 Anyway, PeePee becomes busting into the back 37:50 Speaker 1 of the courtroom 20 minutes later. 37:52 Speaker 1 He's like, I'm here, I'm here. 37:54 Speaker 1 I felt like a movie. 37:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right. 37:56 Speaker 1 If I did that, I definitely would have went to jail 37:58 Speaker 1 for sure, busting in the courtroom late. 37:59 Speaker 1 But PeePee's all dressed up. 38:00 Speaker 1 He's an attorney and he just walks over to me. 38:03 Speaker 1 I had my little my little hands free device that you stick on the window. 38:06 Speaker 1 He goes up there with the court. 38:08 Speaker 1 I remember like in the middle of court and they just all shut down. 38:11 Speaker 1 People goes up there and talks to the damn judge and talks to some people on the 38:13 Speaker 1 side and he's like, here comes walking back to my back to me. 38:18 Speaker 1 He points get up. 38:18 Speaker 1 Let's go. 38:19 Speaker 1 All right. 38:20 Speaker 1 And we just walk out of there. 38:21 Speaker 1 That was done. 38:21 Speaker 1 That was it. 38:22 Speaker 1 That was all we had. 38:23 Speaker 1 So we just showed him your hands free device. 38:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's all I had to do, man. 38:26 Speaker 1 I didn't even say I didn't have to say nothing to the judge. 38:29 Speaker 1 I had to plead nothing. 38:30 Speaker 1 We were just in and out that motherfucker. 38:31 Speaker 1 And that's the same time when I got the ticket on my windshield. 38:33 Speaker 1 I'm like, people, what about this? 38:35 Speaker 1 Do we need to go to court next month? 38:36 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, that shit on the ground, man. 38:37 Speaker 1 It don't matter. 38:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right. 38:39 Speaker 1 Cool. 38:39 Speaker 1 I asked Manny too. 38:40 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, throw that shit on the ground. 38:42 Speaker 1 It don't matter. 38:43 Speaker 1 Well, OK. 38:44 Speaker 1 I knew it was something stupid. 38:45 Speaker 1 I bet she just went and told the judge, like, hey, your honor, 38:48 Speaker 1 this is his new hands-free device. 38:49 Speaker 1 He bought this because of the incident. 38:51 Speaker 1 And he promises to never do it again. 38:53 Speaker 1 And they were like, OK. 38:54 Speaker 1 And that's it. 38:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, Taylor, that's all you're supposed to have to do. 38:58 Speaker 1 Well, anyway, I've been watching a lot of suits. 39:00 Speaker 1 but I just feel like I could be a really good attorney. 39:03 Speaker 1 But on another note, they do a lot of acquisitions, right? 39:07 Speaker 1 And they're always like doing big deals 39:10 Speaker 1 and coming up with all these cool things 39:12 Speaker 1 to make their clients like millions of dollars. 39:14 Speaker 1 And they're like, hey, this Proctor and Gamble 39:16 Speaker 1 is gonna take over Panasonic and then Panasonic's 39:19 Speaker 1 gonna buy this other furniture store 39:22 Speaker 1 and they're gonna just sell it and acquire it 39:23 Speaker 1 and piece it out. 39:24 Speaker 1 It's really complicated, but it got me thinking. 39:27 Speaker 1 And I thought to myself, what would Brandon, 39:30 Speaker 1 And I'll answer this after you. 39:32 Speaker 1 If you could acquire one company right now, 39:37 Speaker 1 and you could either run it or sell it off for pieces, 39:41 Speaker 1 what company would you acquire and why? 39:43 Speaker 1 Nathan's hot dogs immediately, obviously. 39:45 Speaker 1 Hot dogs are the most consumed food at the most, 39:52 Speaker 1 they had the most profit margin, 39:54 Speaker 1 and they're the most consumed food 39:55 Speaker 1 out of any food product out there in America. 39:57 Speaker 1 You can sell them in grocery stores, 39:59 Speaker 1 some of gas station. You can sell them in dollar generals. You can sell them at a baseball park 40:04 Speaker 1 for 10 times what they're worth. Hot dogs are the fucking way to go just for the fact that they 40:09 Speaker 1 are just a bunch of chopped up other meat like the discarded part that nobody wants. But people 40:15 Speaker 1 love hot dogs. I've never been a person that wasn't a Jew that did not love a hot dog. And then, 40:20 Speaker 1 you know how much, you know, I know people love hot dogs so much. Even the Jews couldn't eat 40:25 Speaker 1 eat them. So they started kosher dogs to where they could eat them. 40:28 Speaker 1 Cause they just love the fact that a hot dog is a thing. You can eat it. 40:32 Speaker 1 That's how you know you're onto something. 40:34 Speaker 1 If the Jews can't religiously eat it, 40:36 Speaker 1 they come up with a way around it to where they can, 40:39 Speaker 1 where it comes to kosher dogs. 40:41 Speaker 1 So now you can have kosher hot dogs that agree with the Jews. 40:44 Speaker 1 And if the Jews are on board, you know, that's a good fucking product. 40:46 Speaker 1 So Nathan's hot dogs, 100%. I would buy that. I would do whatever they need me to. 40:51 Speaker 1 I've always, 40:51 Speaker 1 I've thought about doing a hot dog company for a while. 40:53 Speaker 1 do it. No, I have to. They're so easy to sell and they're so cheap to start and everybody 40:59 Speaker 1 buys hot dogs. You go to a gas station. No, look at the brand. I mean, ideally you want 41:03 Speaker 1 Nathan, but if you saw our face on there, people are buying that shit. You know, they're like, 41:07 Speaker 1 Oh, fuck yeah, we're buying Chuck or Brandon Chuck's hot dogs. This is awesome. This is 41:11 Speaker 1 great. Delicious. You know, it tastes exactly the same as every other hot dog because it's 41:15 Speaker 1 all the same fucking parts. You don't, you don't have a different hot dog. If it is, 41:19 Speaker 1 a brought and that's actually a solid. Okay. Hot dogs would be my go to. Yes, sir. Okay. 41:25 Speaker 1 I mean, I can't believe you came up with that that quick and it's so stupid. I've been thinking 41:30 Speaker 1 of her. That's the best option ever. I mean, hot dogs. No, it's not. Wait till I tell you my 41:34 Speaker 1 my answer is way better. But before we get to my answer, the reason and the longer I think of it, 41:40 Speaker 1 you're okay, you're not going to say your answer is completely ignorant. It's it's stupid because 41:45 Speaker 1 one you never want to get into the food industry. It's like the hardest industry to ever break into 41:49 Speaker 1 to him be successful. It's hard. It's hard if you want to create all these gay random 41:52 Speaker 1 recipes like Gordon Ramsey tries to do and what not. And you want to come in and be like, 41:56 Speaker 1 Oh, we're doing a wing restaurant. We're gonna have knock your bottoms off wings. We're gonna 41:59 Speaker 1 have scratch your panty hole, but hole wings. You know, we're gonna have you goddamn scratch 42:04 Speaker 1 you go to wings. We're gonna have you have skinny fly wings. No, you don't reinvent the 42:08 Speaker 1 wheel. Just make hot dogs and serve them. People love it. People. People in New York, 42:12 Speaker 1 they got $120,000 a year off a goddamn hot dog card. All right. People are buying a 42:17 Speaker 1 dogs on their buying hot dogs. 42:20 Speaker 1 Before I tell you what about your store, you know what I had for dinner tonight? 42:24 Speaker 1 Hot dogs. 42:26 Speaker 1 Exactly. 42:27 Speaker 1 Look at that. 42:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:28 Speaker 1 That's fucking right there. 42:29 Speaker 1 That's the dollar in my pocket. 42:31 Speaker 1 And I've been talking on a made $15,000 going in my pocket. 42:36 Speaker 1 Okay. 42:36 Speaker 1 So I will say if you were to come out with a Brandon and Chuck's hot dogs 42:42 Speaker 1 and your whole gimmick was hours is a half inch longer. 42:47 Speaker 1 Right and that's all we really sold it for just telling everybody like ours is a half inch longer than nature got an extra tip 42:55 Speaker 1 Because everybody like who said size doesn't matter not Brandon and Chuck right and then that's our whole gimmick 43:03 Speaker 1 Is there just an half inch or an inch longer right and and they would probably sell better because they're gonna be the same price 43:09 Speaker 1 But you get an extra half inch right oh yeah, that's why it's not crazy stupid now 43:14 Speaker 1 The reason it is stupid is because I told you you could acquire any business and then you had to either sell it for pieces or 43:22 Speaker 1 Run it and make money off of it. You chose Nathan's hot dogs. I mean selling shit for pieces 43:29 Speaker 1 It's just so legal and it takes 10 15 years 43:33 Speaker 1 Forever yeah, you ready it takes forever to do it. This is what you should have done. So here's my idea 43:39 Speaker 1 idea. Every time a major league team, whether it be baseball, football, whatever, hold on, 43:46 Speaker 1 you have a goddamn hibachi restaurant going on the back of your fucking recording studio 43:50 Speaker 1 is why do you know, Oh, you had ting ting ting ting ting, hold on, hold on, yes, my wife 43:56 Speaker 1 Megan, what are you doing? Are you frying something? Oh, yeah, there is a boxy restaurant. Brandon 44:03 Speaker 1 said you need to come on and do an Asian accent if you're going to be cooking a bachi in the 44:07 Speaker 1 it sounds like you're talking about you 44:10 Speaker 1 she's like off our abandoned I stopped doing the stuff right we need to do it we 44:16 Speaker 1 need to show your house and she cooks a tabachi like we're like in a box she 44:19 Speaker 1 cooks she waits till I'm doing this and then she decides to fry eggs the latter 44:23 Speaker 1 shit my god dude I love we saw domestic violence on hand 44:30 Speaker 1 spatula coming at you that was a spatula and I think it was metal that hurt I 44:36 Speaker 1 I think it was rubber, but it probably hit the dog as well 44:40 Speaker 1 Rex is like what the fuck you did this to me spoon. It's a big bat. Yeah rubber spoon that thing 44:45 Speaker 1 You hurt dude stop stop don't throw another one. It's not fun. Megan. Please be nice. We got a record 44:50 Speaker 1 We got a minute be nice. We got a finish anyway 44:53 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get her. I'm getting to that part Megan. Just tell her that part tell her I'm getting to that part 44:58 Speaker 1 He's getting to that part Megan. He said he's getting to that part 45:03 Speaker 1 Okay, all right. We're good. All right. Let me finish 45:05 Speaker 1 So every sports team that has ever been sold in the history of the world has always sold for more money than it was purchased 45:12 Speaker 1 Nobody bought the Yankees and took a loss nobody bought the San Antonio Spurs and then took a loss 45:16 Speaker 1 They always sell for more 45:19 Speaker 1 Because the Rams under just bought the Arizona Cardinals and has like 10 teams that he's already bought they've all been profit 45:24 Speaker 1 Is this where you're coming from right now? No 45:27 Speaker 1 Because there's one company that's never been really sold this way and if I could acquire it and I'm acquiring it for free 45:35 Speaker 1 And it's mine to sell. 45:37 Speaker 1 Guess what I'm selling. 45:39 Speaker 1 Biggest company in the world. 45:41 Speaker 1 Biggest company in the world. 45:43 Speaker 1 Oh, you're buying a... 45:46 Speaker 1 Shut up. 45:47 Speaker 1 Biggest, what industry is it in? 45:52 Speaker 1 Entertainment? 45:54 Speaker 1 Oh, Sony. 45:55 Speaker 1 Nintendo. 45:56 Speaker 1 Nintendo or Sony? 45:57 Speaker 1 Bigger. 45:58 Speaker 1 Bigger than both of them. 45:59 Speaker 1 Microsoft, it is the most profitable business in the world. 46:06 Speaker 1 Most profitable business in the world. 46:08 Speaker 1 I can't believe you're not getting this. 46:09 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 46:10 Speaker 1 Every screen that they're every screen with the radio right now. 46:12 Speaker 1 They do video games. 46:14 Speaker 1 They do a little bit of everything. 46:15 Speaker 1 They even make our movies now. 46:17 Speaker 1 Samsung. Oh my God. 46:20 Speaker 1 Who Disney? 46:22 Speaker 1 Oh, Disney is falling off like a mother. 46:25 Speaker 1 That's one of the shut up. 46:26 Speaker 1 You think the mouse is losing money. 46:28 Speaker 1 Dude, the mouse has never lost money. 46:30 Speaker 1 The mouse is the most profitable company in the world. 46:33 Speaker 1 People can't help it. 46:34 Speaker 1 Disney owns everything now everything. I get told you all these are rated movies. It says Disney at the end 46:41 Speaker 1 I'm like what does the Disney film they own everything? 46:44 Speaker 1 So that's what I'm buying I'm buying Disney and then I'm selling it and I guarantee you I could sell Disney for 46:51 Speaker 1 20 who I bet you I could sell Disney for a hundred billion dollars 46:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean I think you're a little wrong here buddy five years ago's 47:02 Speaker 1 there were $184 a share and since then they've been slowly declining as they keep putting gays and fags and trans in their videos 47:10 Speaker 1 Now they're another 105 they almost lost half their valuation and over five years 47:15 Speaker 1 So I don't know about that, but do you know what hot dogs is hot dogs is not divisive and it's not political at all 47:21 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter Disney is worth 47:23 Speaker 1 182.7 47:26 Speaker 1 Billion 47:27 Speaker 1 Billion dollars. You want me to say how much Nathan's is worth? 47:30 Speaker 1 Nathan's hot dogs is worth, I bet you it's going to be stupid. It's going to make 10 million 47:36 Speaker 1 or something. Nathan's hot dog is worth 400 million. That's kind of good. I didn't know 47:43 Speaker 1 it was that high. Yeah, it's really. So look at this. 47:45 Speaker 1 So look at this. I'm droopled you dude. No, look at this. All right. So the global hot 47:48 Speaker 1 dog and sausage market is valued at 90.53 billion in 2026. And it's projected to grow 47:56 Speaker 1 to 132 billion by 2034 man. I'm telling you people love these fucking dogs, man. 48:03 Speaker 1 They're looking at your stock right now. Look at your stock right now. All right. Look 48:07 Speaker 1 at fucking that's going down. It's going down. That's not Marcus. They're closing 48:12 Speaker 1 our clothes or doing this. It just ended up 47 minutes ago. 48:16 Speaker 1 They're just ended man. And the whole stock ended. Look at this. That shit crazy. My 48:22 Speaker 1 Okay, all right. Anyway, that's what I just I think your Nathan's hot dogs got good good good luck 48:28 Speaker 1 When I when I buy Disney and I sell it for two hundred billion dollars 48:33 Speaker 1 I'm gonna buy Nathan's with 25% of my earnings and I'm gonna put it out of business just cuz you own it 48:38 Speaker 1 That's what I mean you're gonna run the hotdog industry to the ground 48:41 Speaker 1 You're gonna be over there with Disney dealing with all these politics and everything. That's the problem with that's I mean 48:46 Speaker 1 That is the main problem with Disney is you got the politics involved you got all right 48:49 Speaker 1 Who owns the rice of this who owns the right to that like if we do this 48:53 Speaker 1 Animation or the gays gonna love it or the right gonna love is left gonna love it our family people gonna love it 48:59 Speaker 1 You know what you know what when they make hot dogs 49:02 Speaker 1 You can't worry about who the fuck loves it because everybody loves a goddamn hot dog 49:06 Speaker 1 You know what the best part is no matter 49:07 Speaker 1 I'm gonna buy Disney and then I'm gonna buy Nathan's and then I'm gonna donate 49:11 Speaker 1 both companies to an LGBTQ community like like a like a like a very you know out 49:17 Speaker 1 out outgoing or outspoken LGBT community. 49:20 Speaker 1 They went like you did that. 49:21 Speaker 1 We're going to see which one does better. 49:25 Speaker 1 Disney or Nathan's hot dog. 49:27 Speaker 1 She's like, guarantee you Disney will do better 49:30 Speaker 1 with the other people on PTU. 49:32 Speaker 1 The problem is you would lose all the money. 49:35 Speaker 1 If you started, as a shareholder, 49:38 Speaker 1 if you go and tell other shareholders 49:40 Speaker 1 you're buying a bunch of stock and gay shit, 49:42 Speaker 1 they're going to be, yes, man. 49:43 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. 49:45 Speaker 1 Disney's invincible. 49:47 Speaker 1 Invincible Disney will you never go away? It dude? I'm telling you the mouse camp 49:51 Speaker 1 It's he's bulletproof dude. You know we dumb things they've done and I still took my kids 49:55 Speaker 1 I was like hey kids don't worry about the whole gay thing, but let's go ride some rides 49:58 Speaker 1 You know, I mean it's just the way the world is you got to embrace it 50:02 Speaker 1 Your daughter's like can I get pregnant at middle school to daddy like this kid in the 50:06 Speaker 1 Movie no you can't what he's talking about this is crazy, but you can ride space mountain 50:13 Speaker 1 You know those yeah, all right. That's it 50:16 Speaker 1 I feel like I'd rather deliver like, 50:18 Speaker 1 I'd rather deliver product like hot dogs. 50:21 Speaker 1 Like you don't have to change up the style 50:22 Speaker 1 or like get new thing. 50:23 Speaker 1 You don't have to bring other people in 50:25 Speaker 1 to figure out the hot dog. 50:26 Speaker 1 You just keep making the hot dog 50:28 Speaker 1 exactly the fucking same because people love it. 50:31 Speaker 1 When it comes to production, 50:32 Speaker 1 you've got to change it up, 50:33 Speaker 1 you got to bring new people in. 50:34 Speaker 1 Sometimes you might get some gay people 50:36 Speaker 1 that want to push some gay values. 50:37 Speaker 1 You're like, no, stop that. 50:39 Speaker 1 But you already spent like $2 million on this team. 50:41 Speaker 1 So you're like, fuck it, run your gay shit, 50:43 Speaker 1 we'll see how it does and it doesn't do well. 50:45 Speaker 1 But guess who's at the theaters also eat my wiener? 50:50 Speaker 1 The fucking families, the families watching Disney stuff. 50:53 Speaker 1 They're eating my winners. 50:54 Speaker 1 They eating Nathan's wieners and they're gonna love it. 50:57 Speaker 1 No matter what. 50:57 Speaker 1 They might be like, 50:58 Speaker 1 the movie was asked, but I love this hot dog in my mouth. 51:01 Speaker 1 I loved it. 51:02 Speaker 1 It was good. 51:03 Speaker 1 The button was soft. 51:04 Speaker 1 The wiener was perfectly cooked all the way through 51:06 Speaker 1 and the specific condiments on it. 51:08 Speaker 1 The way it was laid out was superb dad. 51:11 Speaker 1 Please take me to the top. 51:12 Speaker 1 What condiments do you put on your hot dog? 51:14 Speaker 1 Cause I've never asked you that. 51:15 Speaker 1 I just want to see if you're a freak. What kind of condiments you put on your 51:17 Speaker 1 hot dog? Ideally, it would be, uh, it'd be mainly mustard, uh, 51:23 Speaker 1 maybe a little bit of ketchup, maybe a little, maybe a little you want, uh, 51:28 Speaker 1 you want sour relish onions and if the place has it, 51:32 Speaker 1 I'll throw a little sauerkraut on there, but if they don't, I'm cool with that. 51:35 Speaker 1 But if it's, if it's, if it's, uh, if it's varsity, 51:38 Speaker 1 you know, we're here in Atlanta. I'm going with a regular dog. 51:40 Speaker 1 I'm going with chili and mustard on it. That's all. I love that. 51:43 Speaker 1 It's good. 51:45 Speaker 1 Does it come with a regular dog? Is the regular dog cheese on it? Like you put whatever you want on it. It's your hot dog 51:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if you order a regular dog if you order a dog at 51:54 Speaker 1 Bar city I think it comes with just chili and mustard maybe a little bit of cheese 51:58 Speaker 1 But I love the way they do their chili on their dogs. It's just so 52:02 Speaker 1 You don't like you don't like mayo on it 52:05 Speaker 1 See you know 52:07 Speaker 1 Problem of the dogs like you don't have a lot of room for condiments 52:10 Speaker 1 You know like a burger you can just slather them on there 52:12 Speaker 1 But the dog you got like the top six inches and you can't stack it too high or just eating a bunch of condiments 52:17 Speaker 1 I don't find I mean I eat anything on a dog 52:20 Speaker 1 But mayo's like the last thing I'm gonna put on there if I got a little extra room 52:24 Speaker 1 I'll throw some mayo on there if I have here. Have you ever put ranch dressing on it? Oh? 52:28 Speaker 1 God that sounds that sounds like the people that eat pizza with ranch. I do I do yeah 52:34 Speaker 1 It's like you still got like a little like a 13 year old mentality 52:38 Speaker 1 I'm just better ranch is awesome, man. You know, it's really good. It's Chick-fil-A sauce and pizza. That's delicious 52:44 Speaker 1 Chick-fil-A sauce on pizza. You just dip it in the Chick-fil-A sauce 52:48 Speaker 1 We're talking about hot dogs. You're going off track here. Um, I would do what you're what's your what's your ideal varsity dog? 52:56 Speaker 1 I don't go to varsity, dude. I'm 53:00 Speaker 1 I'm white I have more than I go to that poor ass place with all them Negroes 53:08 Speaker 1 No, it's not I was gonna say I 53:11 Speaker 1 Don't I don't want to die. Okay. I've been to I've been to the varsity by Georgia Tech 53:18 Speaker 1 I did I did it's not safe 53:21 Speaker 1 They're mean they're mean to you like what do you have what do you have hurry up stupid? 53:26 Speaker 1 I want who said stupid. I mean they're mean dude in the food gross. It's so unsanitary 53:31 Speaker 1 They've got the best chili dog there ever is like regular chili dog 53:36 Speaker 1 I mean you can't beat anywhere the bun soft the dog soft the chili soft and you just get the environment 53:41 Speaker 1 You know you got you know fucking you got Negroes running around going crazy. I've been there once 53:46 Speaker 1 I don't even remember. I don't remember it, but I don't know. I'm a standard dog 53:51 Speaker 1 Like tonight didn't have any relish is it the ballpark? So all I got was ketchup mustard and that's it 53:59 Speaker 1 It is the worst though like when you ask for a lesson to put the sweet shit on there. I get this shit off the bun 54:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't I'm not a sweet relish fan. I do like onions. I'm a huge fan of chopped up bongings of this you bad bro. Yeah, good 54:10 Speaker 1 Who gets a but 54:12 Speaker 1 Get through and I do like the I do like the Chicago dog which I think what you're referring to at the sauerkraut 54:18 Speaker 1 That's that's a that's a game changer if you can get it 54:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's good for your stomach. It's good helps you out. It's uh, it's like a it's a 54:26 Speaker 1 Diarit. It's not a diuretic or like a laxative like a laxative now 54:30 Speaker 1 It's something it helps it helps out your gut it like lives in there. It's got bacteria. Oh probiotic probiotic probiotic 54:36 Speaker 1 There you go. Yeah, it's got it's got like worms and shit that live inside of it 54:40 Speaker 1 But it's good worms and it battle bad worm. You know, no it doesn't why would 54:45 Speaker 1 sauerkraut snap worms in it. It's got good worms. It's got good bacteria good worm doesn't have worms in it 54:50 Speaker 1 It's got good bacteria, which is worms 54:53 Speaker 1 Bacteria is not worms. Yeah, you ever seen them in the microscope. They're squiggly like worms 54:57 Speaker 1 I 55:01 Speaker 1 Can't even argue just go whatever 55:04 Speaker 1 All right, well, so truck was at practice. I don't know if y'all noticed 55:07 Speaker 1 But we did a half and half video, you know, you might have noticed I changed clothes and it's now darker and Chuck's more angrier 55:13 Speaker 1 But 55:15 Speaker 1 Just a double check everything, you know, I always I always hit up Chuck's wife miss Megett, you know 55:19 Speaker 1 My is everything okay is everything going good is everything fine is everything going to plan? 55:23 Speaker 1 we still playing on eight 10 and it was not. I'm glad I figured that out. We're now 15 minutes later, 55:29 Speaker 1 but in the meantime, I knew the answer to this question. But sometimes you do this with women, 55:34 Speaker 1 you just like ask them. I asked her like, did you get a new car yet? And she said a sad face and 55:39 Speaker 1 said no. So what I we've been talking about on the what while you've been practicing, 55:45 Speaker 1 we've been going through vehicles and I've convinced her I think and I think it's the best 55:50 Speaker 1 vehicle for her for the long term. It'll last you 10 15 years. 55:55 Speaker 1 It's got all the sensors, all the safeness. It's got plenty of room for the kids. 55:58 Speaker 1 If they get erect, they're not going to be hurt. 56:02 Speaker 1 I think I've locked her in on a Larry at F 250 2020. 56:08 Speaker 1 And you can get one for about $50,000. 56:12 Speaker 1 I think that's what you need and it's going to be good because also look, 56:15 Speaker 1 look at listen here. All right. If you need something, like, let's say you need 56:18 Speaker 1 You need to pull a damn excavator or you need to pull a skit steer or something or a trailer 56:24 Speaker 1 You can do it with ease with that truck. You're good to go man 56:26 Speaker 1 And it's gonna last you it's gonna lie. I promise you I'll give you the guarantee if anything goes wrong 56:30 Speaker 1 I'll personally come with there and fix it if you buy 56:34 Speaker 1 It's gonna last you 10 15 years 56:37 Speaker 1 My wife have a better truck than me. I'm not gonna let my wife drive a bigger and better truck than me 56:43 Speaker 1 We were we were at the dealership and there was like a huge truck there and she's like dude 56:47 Speaker 1 I need to get that because it makes you look like a little girl like she's already making fun 56:51 Speaker 1 I mean she's only it but I'm not doing that if you imagine I pull up somewhere 56:55 Speaker 1 I'm driving my truck and then my wife's like comes around the corner and just like 57:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, and everyone and everyone looks over like dude 57:04 Speaker 1 Who's truck is that and the Megan gets out and she's like hey guys and they're like why's your wife driving that I go? 57:08 Speaker 1 I don't know 57:10 Speaker 1 Stupid it's not doing that no 57:13 Speaker 1 Alright, alright, okay 57:15 Speaker 1 Well, both y'all sell the vehicles and y'all both get 2020 to 2022 F two 50s. 57:21 Speaker 1 You're going to make any sense, dude. 57:23 Speaker 1 We drive them on vacation. 57:24 Speaker 1 We go on road trips. 57:25 Speaker 1 We're like, my kids don't want to be an Allariat. 57:28 Speaker 1 I want, if anything, I'd rather her get a mini van, but she apparently is too cool. 57:33 Speaker 1 I'll tell you right now. 57:34 Speaker 1 The kids will love the backseat of an F two 50 Larry. 57:37 Speaker 1 It's got more room than a midi van. 57:38 Speaker 1 And you're going to get, you're going to get 24 miles of gallon highway. 57:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 57:43 Speaker 1 No. 57:43 Speaker 1 at me bring her in her bring her in her bring her in her in here she doesn't want to talk to you she said she's done talking to you know she said she's done talking to you 57:50 Speaker 1 she said she has nothing to say to Brandon anymore because he's a bad influence and I already can tell you she's had like four glasses of wine five glasses of wine at the ball field she's in no condition she just to 57:59 Speaker 1 spoon at me and committed domestic violence on screen I mean it's it's 58:04 Speaker 1 I think we need to go I think we need to go through his vehicle options it makes sense for the whole family I don't think so no she's cooking 58:10 Speaker 1 I'm not sure if I can even do that. 58:16 Speaker 1 Megan you need to come over and he got these field calls. 58:19 Speaker 1 Come over here and be nice to him. 58:22 Speaker 1 Don't hurt him. 58:23 Speaker 1 Don't hurt him. 58:24 Speaker 1 Just be nice to him. 58:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 58:26 Speaker 1 All right. 58:27 Speaker 1 We'll see in a second. 58:28 Speaker 1 Bye bye. 58:29 Speaker 1 You guys are talking to each other. 58:30 Speaker 1 She's two feet away from you know what here. 58:31 Speaker 1 You need to listen to this Chuck. 58:32 Speaker 1 You need to be here. 58:33 Speaker 1 You are. 58:34 Speaker 1 While I'm cooking and making too much noise. 58:35 Speaker 1 Megan, you got to realize this information to Chuck and I think we're going to agree on 58:39 Speaker 1 it. 58:40 Speaker 1 I think you need a vehicle that lasts at least 10 years, right? 58:43 Speaker 1 Um, yeah. A vehicle that will last 10 years, but you could also deal with the kids and use 58:50 Speaker 1 it on your own. Do you hear that? How dare he is that him? He messes everything up? 58:54 Speaker 1 How dare he be in the kitchen when the kitchen is right there? Yeah. How dare you cook? Get 58:59 Speaker 1 out of here. Go. Go. Shoe. Um, yeah. No, I just, I love my van and I love the, the accessibility 59:09 Speaker 1 that the kids have going in and out of it, but the backup camera thing. I don't know. 59:16 Speaker 1 I can use my rear-view mirrors. Like I'm good with that. But I don't know. I'm just like, 59:20 Speaker 1 I'm ready for like a nice like, not that I need to look sexy in my car, but I want to 59:25 Speaker 1 look sexy in the car. A truck would be great. Oh yeah. That's what I'm thinking. The truck's 59:30 Speaker 1 going to work good because you get an F250. It's going to last you at least at least 10 59:34 Speaker 1 years, at least three to 400,000 miles with no problem. And it's got a great backseat for 59:39 Speaker 1 the kids and you're up higher and you're safe. Chuck's big worry. He told me is he doesn't 59:43 Speaker 1 want you to have a nicer truck than him. So y'all are both going to have to get the same 59:46 Speaker 1 truck more than likely. No, I can. Yeah, he's just he's just jealous. So yeah, no, I found 59:52 Speaker 1 the truck that we saw at the dealership. I don't know what it was, but it had like, it 59:57 Speaker 1 had big wheels and like fancy wheels and yeah, I was hired and I was like, I'm gonna roll 1:00:02 Speaker 1 up in that next year in the ballpark. No, you're not. I mean, just so yeah, it looked 1:00:06 Speaker 1 nice. But it had a it had a smaller bed, but I don't know, whatever. So we'll see what 1:00:11 Speaker 1 happens. But I'll say now we're at the point where I think he's cool with you getting 1:00:15 Speaker 1 a truck, but he just has to get an equal or higher value truck at the same time. So just 1:00:20 Speaker 1 going talking into y'all both selling both vehicles and you know, just both getting two 1:00:24 Speaker 1 nice trucks that'll last you 10, 15 years. And if y'all go to, you know, decide to sell 1:00:29 Speaker 1 They're still worth a lot at the end at the end of the day. Maybe we should just get two nice mini vans. Oh 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Okay, hey, maybe 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Two new mini vans Chuck 1:00:48 Speaker 1 Now we're all you're good. Oh, but no, we got to be equal. So I can't get in my nicer truck from you 1:01:01 Speaker 1 I exited myself out of that chat. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 I'm good. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 All right, Megan. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 Well, we appreciate you coming on. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 I know you got to finish dinner, 1:01:06 Speaker 1 but I was trying to help you get a truck, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 a good, nice vehicle, and we're going to keep working on it. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 I'm trying to convince Chuck to get one as well, 1:01:12 Speaker 1 so that way you both have one. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 I actually want like an old, like, I don't know. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 I don't even know what year, 1:01:19 Speaker 1 but I want an old truck that I can redo 1:01:21 Speaker 1 and put like a little, what do you call it? 1:01:23 Speaker 1 Like not a camper, like a what do you call it? 1:01:25 Speaker 1 The camper shell. 1:01:25 Speaker 1 Camper shell, yeah. 1:01:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I want that. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Well, the problem is all the old dudes, 1:01:29 Speaker 1 they're like single cabs, 1:01:30 Speaker 1 Are you trying to like carry the kids around with them or no? 1:01:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll just throw them in the back. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Get you a 1986 K 10. 1:01:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 Do a lot of work to it. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 That'd be fun. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 All right. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 We'll find you one of those. 1:01:41 Speaker 1 That'd be a lot cheaper than. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I want that. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 I want to sell my house and I want to get a buy it an old house. 1:01:47 Speaker 1 It has it's like a concept and do all that stuff to it. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 I keep I keep telling Chuck to come move down here on the south side. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Do you have a lot of land and you get like the houses are bigger and cheaper 1:01:55 Speaker 1 and you go ahead and bring in and tell me what to do and we'll just make 1:01:59 Speaker 1 that happen. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 All right, sounds good. Yeah, I'll find you a house and a truck and I'll be living the South 1:02:04 Speaker 1 house. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Because they're coming with me and the husband will come with me too. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 He'll be right behind you. He'll be right behind you. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 Don't know he won't be. He's never far behind me. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 All right, man. Good talking to you. We'll see you later. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 Bye. 1:02:15 Speaker 1 Bye. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 Oh, la Charles. Oh my God. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 She roving all the wires out. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 She almost took the whole whole studio down. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 I know how he moves a mic in front of her mouth, but I was kind of keeping it away 1:02:29 Speaker 1 because she was already loud. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 No. 1:02:31 Speaker 1 Oh, is that what it is? 1:02:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 She's like, she's like, oh my God, and Brandon, 1:02:36 Speaker 1 you're not gonna believe this. 1:02:37 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 And then I want to get an old house. 1:02:39 Speaker 1 It's hot. 1:02:39 Speaker 1 I don't want to make the icey ghost. 1:02:41 Speaker 1 I don't want to make sure that I get an extra stick in there. 1:02:44 Speaker 1 So I was like, okay, I'm gonna put the mic in front. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 Oh, don't do it. 1:02:46 Speaker 1 Stop. 1:02:47 Speaker 1 Uh oh, uh oh. 1:02:48 Speaker 1 Oh, ow. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 Yo, crazy on just. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 All right, let's get out of here. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 Don't worry, we figured out. 1:02:54 Speaker 1 She's moving, y'all are moving to the south side. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 Y'all getting big trucks and the kids are gonna love it. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 got plenty of room for all sports and everything and you're gonna have you're 1:03:01 Speaker 1 gonna have thousands of dollars left over after you buy a big house down here 1:03:05 Speaker 1 with 50 acres. I mean you get like a 5,000 square foot house with like 50 1:03:08 Speaker 1 acres down here for like a million. So your house you got extra leftover you're 1:03:12 Speaker 1 good to go man. And then I'll have you in my basement and I don't want to do 1:03:15 Speaker 1 that be awesome. That'd be great. Yeah. I can come hang out. I can come take you 1:03:18 Speaker 1 know and babysit the kids but all right kids today we're going to fucking 1:03:22 Speaker 1 tear shit up in the field. Okay today I'm teaching you guys how to roll a joint. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 that would be as soon as Savannah turns 18, I'll teach you how to do that. 1:03:31 Speaker 1 No, you're not. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 No, you're not. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 She's going to learn it before that and she's going to do it wrong. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 So that's why I want to teach her how to do it right. 1:03:36 Speaker 1 So not happening. 1:03:37 Speaker 1 But all right, well, I guess we're going to get out of here. 1:03:39 Speaker 1 We appreciate everybody listening. 1:03:42 Speaker 1 Uh, like I said, it's getting very exciting over here in the lunch for 1:03:44 Speaker 1 an house to get in the new house and a new car and new trail. 1:03:47 Speaker 1 It's going to be very awesome. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 I cannot wait. 1:03:49 Speaker 1 And it's a good investment for the family. 1:03:51 Speaker 1 I think everybody would agree. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 Go let us know down below. 1:03:53 Speaker 1 If you think Chuck, she moved to the south side, 1:03:56 Speaker 1 get a nice house acreage and just two new trucks, 1:03:58 Speaker 1 I think it'd be a great time. 1:04:00 Speaker 1 You guys think we're going out here? 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, man, have a great weekend. 1:04:03 Speaker 1 Be safe. 1:04:03 Speaker 1 If you guys do anything stupid, make sure 1:04:04 Speaker 1 you call the Aurora law firm who's always ready to come 1:04:07 Speaker 1 to court for you and get you off on a technicality. 1:04:10 Speaker 1 OK, unless you get something really serious, 1:04:12 Speaker 1 and I don't know if that happens. 1:04:13 Speaker 1 But call Manny anyway. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 He loves you guys. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 He'll take care of you. 1:04:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, he really will. 1:04:17 Speaker 1 Even if you murder your babies, I think so. 1:04:19 Speaker 1 Don't go check with him before you do that. 1:04:20 Speaker 1 Thank you. 1:04:21 Speaker 1 Bye.