School Shooter Ain't Getting Chuck EP-387 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-10


This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You got to be patient. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Doseers. 1:05 Speaker 1 yards up there. So we don't really care. But we'll get into it. My nice brain and thrash 1:08 Speaker 1 first of the day that I was over this Chuck Charles iron fist. How you doing? I'm tired 1:12 Speaker 1 boss. I'm tired, man. It's been a long day. Yeah. I was about to say we're getting to 1:19 Speaker 1 your day because I know it was long and stressful. But I guess you probably saw this yesterday. 1:23 Speaker 1 Michael Germany sent us that picture of TMZ thinking that Clay Matthews had got like a 1:28 Speaker 1 complete plastic surgery done. Have you seen that? That's not real. That's old news, dude. 1:33 Speaker 1 I saw that like a week ago. 1:34 Speaker 1 Like him out two days ago. 1:36 Speaker 1 It's, it's that there's no way TMZ's that stupid. 1:39 Speaker 1 As soon as I saw the picture a week ago, 1:41 Speaker 1 you're talking about with his, he looks like Johnny Bravo. 1:45 Speaker 1 It's, it's the giga Chad meme. 1:46 Speaker 1 Yes. 1:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 1:48 Speaker 1 Johnny Bravo that, you know, 1:49 Speaker 1 I want to be a butter and a sandwich, you know, 1:53 Speaker 1 Johnny Bravo just like it. 1:55 Speaker 1 It was so fake, fake chin, fake muscles. 1:58 Speaker 1 So I googled it when I saw it a week ago. 2:00 Speaker 1 And cause it did have TMZ as the one reporting it. 2:05 Speaker 1 And then I googled it. 2:06 Speaker 1 You know, I think I might have been, 2:07 Speaker 1 I think I'm smarter than you and Michael Germany. 2:09 Speaker 1 I actually did the research on this picture. 2:11 Speaker 1 I don't think you did. 2:12 Speaker 1 Oh, I know, I know what's happening. 2:13 Speaker 1 I was just gonna, I was just gonna relay with Suisse. 2:15 Speaker 1 I'm so right. 2:16 Speaker 1 Look at Chuck. 2:16 Speaker 1 He thought he was so excited. 2:17 Speaker 1 He didn't get one up on me. 2:18 Speaker 1 He doesn't go on. 2:19 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 2:20 Speaker 1 You're so stupid with electronics. 2:22 Speaker 1 If nobody knows what's going on by now. 2:24 Speaker 1 So TMZ posted the, you know, the crazy, 2:26 Speaker 1 they always post the most craziest, incredible shit ever. 2:29 Speaker 1 They're just, they're fucking, they're idiots. 2:31 Speaker 1 I mean, it's probably the worst news organization out there. 2:35 Speaker 1 But what they did with here, 2:36 Speaker 1 which I didn't even know though is possible, 2:37 Speaker 1 it would make sense. 2:38 Speaker 1 You just gotta be able to pay TMZ a fuck ton of money 2:41 Speaker 1 to promote your podcast, 2:42 Speaker 1 and then they'll post some dumb ass picture of you 2:44 Speaker 1 and actually run with it like it's a news story. 2:46 Speaker 1 So I don't know how much Clay Matthews paid TMZ 2:49 Speaker 1 for a paid partnership to promote his podcast. 2:52 Speaker 1 And I don't know why they thought 2:53 Speaker 1 this would be the best way to promote it, 2:54 Speaker 1 because I didn't even know he had a podcast. 2:57 Speaker 1 Maybe you should have came out with that first before 2:58 Speaker 1 doing this big old virality stunt of, you know, thinking TMZ's getting one up on them. 3:04 Speaker 1 Wait a minute. Maybe I'm maybe I'm behind you guys. So, so that's what happened. Clay Matthews 3:10 Speaker 1 paid them. Do we know this? Yeah, it's a pay. So on Twitter, if you look at it, it says 3:14 Speaker 1 paid partnership. They got a little disclaimer down below and it's a that people have now 3:19 Speaker 1 figured out it was a partnership for his podcast. So they pay TMZ, he pays TMZ to run a ridiculous 3:25 Speaker 1 crazy hit piece on them and then everyone's looking up Clay Matthews and they find his 3:29 Speaker 1 podcast and they go listen to the podcast. So that's what was going on there. Why? What 3:32 Speaker 1 did you think? You thought you had it crack like the Da Vinci code? What was your thesis 3:36 Speaker 1 there, Mr. Charles? 3:37 Speaker 1 I thought they thought it was just fake news and there was nothing to be seen here and you 3:41 Speaker 1 got a video. Dang it. Dang it. And there is something to be seen there because now Clay 3:46 Speaker 1 Matthews is moron. Like that's the dumbest. If you're going to pay for something, it's 3:50 Speaker 1 It's got to be salacious. 3:52 Speaker 1 It's got to be TMZ reporting that Queen Latifah and Brandon Thrasher hooking up and everyone 3:58 Speaker 1 going, who's Brandon Thrasher and why is this white dude hooking up with Queen Latifah? 4:03 Speaker 1 That I can see happening because people would go, oh my God, what is she doing with this ugly 4:07 Speaker 1 young man? 4:09 Speaker 1 So that I see, this makes no sense. 4:11 Speaker 1 I mean, who cares if he's, it didn't even look real at all. 4:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, you should have done something like Clay Matthews gets the largest penis for a white 4:17 Speaker 1 man and they just got like a AI picture of like the print in his pants and then just 4:21 Speaker 1 oh my god he's got a big tick let's go figure this out and then you got a bunch of people 4:24 Speaker 1 looking it up and especially you got I don't know if he's married or not but then you got 4:27 Speaker 1 a lot of women women looking them up and figuring out what's going on everything like that. 4:30 Speaker 1 I think that had been a better approach to take than just the obviously AI pictures of 4:34 Speaker 1 Clay Matthews like why would he even get plus surgery now I can see you know get the penis 4:38 Speaker 1 enlargement being like oh shit people don't want to know about this and then it gets leaked 4:42 Speaker 1 but I just thought it was it was a bad bad bad publicity stunt because still there's 4:46 Speaker 1 still not a lot of people that know about it. Does he does he I mean he has a podcast 4:50 Speaker 1 is it any good? I don't know. I didn't like sound. I didn't know how to podcast up until 4:54 Speaker 1 I started seeing why the TMZ stuff was going on. Man, why do people keep getting podcasts, 4:59 Speaker 1 man? I hate it. It's like we have too much competition. Yeah, but you know what? We'll 5:04 Speaker 1 do more episodes than any of those people combined more than likely. They'll do like 5:08 Speaker 1 10 and that they'll be like never do it again. You know, collecting my $5 million and said 5:13 Speaker 1 fucking netting pretty much. 5:15 Speaker 1 It's not like he said that they only got to do 10 episodes to make all their money 5:18 Speaker 1 and then he just quit. 5:19 Speaker 1 Like we got to do 5,000 to get to that point. 5:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:22 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just, it's just the problem. 5:24 Speaker 1 Like, you know, you just, it's like an easy grab. 5:27 Speaker 1 And I was like back in the day when, uh, he'd be, you know, a popular actor and 5:30 Speaker 1 you do like, I don't know, Kellogg's commercial. 5:32 Speaker 1 They don't do Kellogg's commercials anymore. 5:34 Speaker 1 They just all hop on a podcast and do 10 episodes and just reminisce about what 5:37 Speaker 1 they did when they were playing. 5:39 Speaker 1 And people, you know, it's just that the, uh, the fan factor around it, I guess. 5:43 Speaker 1 because you know, people are like obsessed with celebrities and they idolize them, which 5:46 Speaker 1 I think you're retarded if you do. And then they're like, I really got to listen to what 5:50 Speaker 1 this guy's got to say, you know, I really want to hear what's going on about it, which 5:53 Speaker 1 I mean, they're football players. They don't have the most, they're not the brightest people 5:57 Speaker 1 out there. You know, they, they've banged their heads against other dudes for like 30 6:01 Speaker 1 years. Like they don't have a lot left up there. They're just going to remember what 6:04 Speaker 1 they can. And the stories probably aren't going to be that great. 6:07 Speaker 1 You know, socks, dude, as I just had two things I needed to tell you. And I was going to 6:11 Speaker 1 interrupt you just to, hey, dude, before I tell you this, I 6:13 Speaker 1 need you to remind me to tell you this. And I already 6:15 Speaker 1 forgot one of them. So I'm going to tell you the other one 6:18 Speaker 1 right now. I know, I know, dude, it's been a day. But so what's 6:22 Speaker 1 crazy about just about that aspect of it with being a football 6:25 Speaker 1 player and like they, you know, have stories and whatever. So 6:28 Speaker 1 yesterday, Savannah comes home from school. And she goes, dad, I 6:33 Speaker 1 have this kid in my class, he's my best friend. And his dad is an 6:39 Speaker 1 ex football player and I'm like, okay, you know, whatever, heard this before. 6:45 Speaker 1 And she goes, do you know who he is? 6:46 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what's his name? 6:47 Speaker 1 She said Greg Jennings. 6:49 Speaker 1 I go, Greg Jennings from the Packers, like this dude won a Super Bowl with Aaron 6:54 Speaker 1 Rogers. He was one of the best wide receivers. 6:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, he scored two touchdowns in the Super Bowl with the Packers and the Steelers. 7:01 Speaker 1 I mean, I knew Greg Jennings was because I'm a Lions fan. 7:04 Speaker 1 This dude was a Packers forever. 7:05 Speaker 1 And he went to Western Michigan University, oddly enough, still kind of in the limelight. 7:09 Speaker 1 So I said to her, I said, Savannah, there's no way Craig Jennings' kid is in your class. 7:15 Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. 7:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, yes, googling, googling. 7:18 Speaker 1 He talks about it all the time. 7:19 Speaker 1 He's, you know, his dad has a ring and, you know, he went to Miami. 7:23 Speaker 1 He played for Minneapolis and I'm going, what? 7:25 Speaker 1 So I looked it up. 7:26 Speaker 1 Dude, it's for real. 7:28 Speaker 1 The kid's name is Ace. 7:29 Speaker 1 And he goes to school with Savannah and I'm like, oh, damn it. 7:33 Speaker 1 Well, Kit got one of those fucking dumb celebrity names that just get celebrity 7:37 Speaker 1 just needs their kids, whatever the fuck they want. 7:38 Speaker 1 And his name is like Growler or Megatron or fucking something similar like Elon Musk 7:43 Speaker 1 I was like, XDAE, oh yeah, oh yeah, you know, it's just some, that's always some fucking 7:47 Speaker 1 stupid just name your kids something normal. 7:50 Speaker 1 I thought about that. 7:51 Speaker 1 As soon as she told me what to Google, I felt bad. 7:54 Speaker 1 I just like, oh God. 7:55 Speaker 1 But then I still, I still wasn't completely believing it. 7:59 Speaker 1 So I googled it and oddly enough, Google's wrong, AI's wrong. 8:05 Speaker 1 And I said, does Greg Jennings live in Atlanta, Georgia? 8:09 Speaker 1 And it says, no, Greg Jennings resides in Minnesota, like wherever in Minnesota. 8:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like, well, maybe, you know, I'll just stay with the baby mama. 8:17 Speaker 1 Well, I said, how can my wife or how can my daughter be wrong or right in AI be wrong 8:21 Speaker 1 or Google be wrong? 8:23 Speaker 1 So she sure enough, she's like, Hey, dad, this is a picture we took yesterday. 8:28 Speaker 1 And it there's a picture of him at the kids choice awards with this kid. 8:33 Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, my daughter knows more than Google. 8:36 Speaker 1 So apparently he just moved here like three weeks ago. 8:39 Speaker 1 So immediately I'm going, okay, well that means Greg Jennings has probably got hired 8:44 Speaker 1 by the Falcons, right, to maybe be a wide receiver coach or whatever. 8:49 Speaker 1 Now he's an analyst for Spock or for Spock. 8:52 Speaker 1 Spock. 8:53 Speaker 1 Spock sports for Fox Sports. 8:55 Speaker 1 So I was, I was like, I guess I got breaking news. 8:58 Speaker 1 So yeah, Greg Jennings lives here now and he's a Fox sports analyst. 9:04 Speaker 1 But apparently he's staying long enough where his son and you're going to love this. 9:09 Speaker 1 Guess where little Ace is going to be going soon. 9:11 Speaker 1 He's an eighth grade right now, but it'll all make sense when I tell you where he's going 9:16 Speaker 1 next year. 9:17 Speaker 1 Ace, he's got to be going to not the hardware store. 9:22 Speaker 1 I'm guessing he plays football. 9:23 Speaker 1 Oh, there you go. 9:25 Speaker 1 Nope, he's only an eighth grade. 9:27 Speaker 1 Oh, B for high. 9:28 Speaker 1 Buford high school. 9:29 Speaker 1 That's, oh yeah, of course. 9:30 Speaker 1 That's the only reason they moved him right here. 9:33 Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy? 9:34 Speaker 1 Like, it's just crazy. 9:35 Speaker 1 Like, you live in Minnesota and you're going, where do we move our kid? 9:38 Speaker 1 We completed a bunch of ex NFL football players kids. 9:41 Speaker 1 It's just nuts to me that you'll move across the nation to play for Buford. 9:45 Speaker 1 Well, it's also the Minnesota sucks ass like year round, you know, just the state and 9:50 Speaker 1 Georgia's got great weather and they've got, you know, all those NFL players still travel 9:53 Speaker 1 and do meetings and whatnot, especially if he's an analyst for Fox. 9:56 Speaker 1 I mean, he can just fly out of Atlanta and go anywhere in the world he's got to. 9:59 Speaker 1 So I think it kind of makes sense that everyone comes here because I mean, 10:02 Speaker 1 that's why Atlanta blew up in the first place. 10:03 Speaker 1 We got like the biggest airport and the Olympics came and all the, you know, 10:06 Speaker 1 national foreign nationals are like, Oh, what is space is? 10:08 Speaker 1 Go. We'd like to stay here. We open business. 10:11 Speaker 1 I imagine there'll be a lot of Asian people. 10:12 Speaker 1 I told her, I told her that I'm glad she's friends with him, 10:15 Speaker 1 but after next year, he'll never remember her because he'll be a butford and she's 10:18 Speaker 1 going to keep going on her track, which is not but it's cool that she has his friend, 10:23 Speaker 1 this friend and I even told her I said, you can invite a so. 10:26 Speaker 1 over just swim next weekend and have his dad come over and hang out and you know I'll try 10:32 Speaker 1 to get him on the show. That's really all I care about. Just get him on the show and we're 10:35 Speaker 1 going to go. 10:36 Speaker 1 Oh really? You want him on the show? 10:37 Speaker 1 I totally I do. Greg Jennings was a really good wide receiver. I mean this dude like one 10:42 Speaker 1 of the I mean you remember that I don't do you remember the Super Bowl in 2011 or were 10:45 Speaker 1 you still like in diapers? How old? 10:47 Speaker 1 I barely I was like 12. I was like 12. So I mean he was one of the best one. He was 10:54 Speaker 1 35, 27, maybe, but it was the one where Aaron Rodgers threw a touchdown to Greg Jennings. 11:03 Speaker 1 It was like a 35 yard touchdown and Troy Palamalu destroyed him in the end zone and he held on for 11:10 Speaker 1 it or held on essentially clinching the Super Bowl. It was, I mean, it was a great, great Super Bowl. 11:15 Speaker 1 So when she told me, you know, he's one of the few that I really remember, not, I also remember 11:23 Speaker 1 the other person on that team who we almost named Carter after, which is embarrassing to say, 11:28 Speaker 1 but I'm going to tell you what it is. Do you know what? Who is the goofiest name on the 2011 11:33 Speaker 1 Green Bay Packers that Carter could have been named after? Oh, I fucking I don't know. She's 11:40 Speaker 1 head. No, Jordy Nelson, Jordy. Jordy. Uh, yeah, that's almost like a girl's name. I feel like 11:49 Speaker 1 you either got to be like really cool or going to get made fun of a lot. I don't know if you could, 11:53 Speaker 1 I don't know if anybody can pull that off. I don't I don't I don't I don't so Jordy 11:56 Speaker 1 I've never I've never met a Jordy in my life. That's one of the I've never been nays in my life either 12:02 Speaker 1 But there's just there's a lot of names that you hear it. Especially celebrity names 12:07 Speaker 1 Just like regular names what you're gonna tell what what Greg you're gonna tell them be like. Oh, yeah, man 12:13 Speaker 1 Come on the podcast. I'm gonna check it out by so I hear you fucking hate my son's name because it's retarded 12:18 Speaker 1 But I didn't say that I didn't say that I think it's good. I think it's I think it's good 12:23 Speaker 1 I think all names I think all names it especially like Gwyneth Paltrow name her daughter's names Apple 12:28 Speaker 1 I mean why wouldn't you I mean that's beautiful? 12:30 Speaker 1 So so dumb and Ellen Ellen the generous had a weird name her fucking kid was like named like table chair or something 12:37 Speaker 1 I don't know what it was something stupid man is weird 12:40 Speaker 1 but 12:41 Speaker 1 No, so like I said I knew I texted her check talks it texted me earlier. He's like hey you want to record at 5 30 12:47 Speaker 1 I'm like yeah sure it works for me. I'm like aren't you getting a car today? 12:49 Speaker 1 he's like, yeah, I'm getting a car today. And I'm like, are you at the dealership already? 12:52 Speaker 1 Cause I think it was like 1230 when he's texting me, he's like, no, I'm coaching PE. I'm like, 12:56 Speaker 1 PE school gets done two 30s out of there by three. I'm like, ain't no fucking way he's 13:00 Speaker 1 going to get in and out and get a car in two hours, two and a half hours and make it back 13:04 Speaker 1 home so he can record. This is doesn't happen in a car dealership. So did you end up getting 13:08 Speaker 1 a car or not? Or what happened with your car by an experience? Is the van still blown up 13:13 Speaker 1 in a ditch? What'd you do to it? Look, dude, I'm professional when it comes to buying cars. 13:18 Speaker 1 off, you have to go in, tell them what you want, how you want it, and then you walk away. 13:24 Speaker 1 And you say, hey, email it to me. 13:26 Speaker 1 Here's all the information, work your numbers, send me an offer. 13:30 Speaker 1 And if I don't agree with it, I'll never talk to you again. 13:33 Speaker 1 But if I think it's a good one, I'll call you tomorrow. 13:35 Speaker 1 And I maybe have time to come in tomorrow. 13:37 Speaker 1 So I got this whole thing situated. 13:39 Speaker 1 So I left school, me and Megan took off right after school was over. 13:42 Speaker 1 So we had to drive to coming, which is about 40 minutes in traffic. 13:46 Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, we're going to get the car. 13:48 Speaker 1 There's three cars we wanted to look at there. 13:51 Speaker 1 So we looked at the Nissan Pat. 13:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, Nissan Pathfinder Honda Pilot and a brand new Dodge Durango, which. 14:00 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, the Dodge Durango's are sexy though. 14:03 Speaker 1 Like they had the military. 14:05 Speaker 1 He just had a fucking Dodge blowing up on you. 14:07 Speaker 1 No, no, no, Chrysler Dodge is different. 14:09 Speaker 1 I got my Rams awesome. 14:10 Speaker 1 I love my Rams. 14:11 Speaker 1 I know I'm, I do trust me. 14:13 Speaker 1 I'm trying to stay. 14:13 Speaker 1 I'm trying to stay overseas. 14:14 Speaker 1 But if I have to come American, just hear me out. 14:18 Speaker 1 So we're looking at all three. 14:21 Speaker 1 The Dodge is brand new and it's got all the right color 14:26 Speaker 1 and it's just great, but the price, the price dude, 14:29 Speaker 1 was $35,000, listed, marked down from $47,000 14:36 Speaker 1 because they had it, they were using it as like a loner 14:39 Speaker 1 and they're just trying to get rid of it. 14:40 Speaker 1 So the guy's like, well, I mean, if you want that one, 14:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, well, number I hear them go, 14:44 Speaker 1 If you want that one and the guy's like changing the sign, 14:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, this is an opportunity. 14:49 Speaker 1 So everything's looking pretty good. 14:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, look, I just want to get something low miles, 14:52 Speaker 1 something cheap enough that I can live with. 14:54 Speaker 1 It needs to be around 30 or less. 14:57 Speaker 1 And then I'm telling them like the van, 14:59 Speaker 1 like the price that you guys are charging me is crazy. 15:00 Speaker 1 And the guy's like, oh, well, you know, 15:02 Speaker 1 we still offer you money for it. 15:04 Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, we'll put together the trade 15:06 Speaker 1 and let me know what you're going to get me. 15:07 Speaker 1 Dude, this is what's wrong with our country. 15:09 Speaker 1 This is, if there's one, when you become president, 15:13 Speaker 1 This needs to change, okay? 15:15 Speaker 1 I have a freaking Chrysler Pacifica with 112,000 miles. 15:20 Speaker 1 Kelly Blue Book, private party, 15:24 Speaker 1 says I'm right at the $12,000 money. 15:26 Speaker 1 I was thinking 10, yeah, yeah, 10 probably. 15:28 Speaker 1 If it's in good condition, which is that arguable? 15:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, not. 15:32 Speaker 1 It's in almost fairly running condition. 15:34 Speaker 1 But I'm trying to fix it. 15:35 Speaker 1 I can fix it all. 15:36 Speaker 1 I can fix everything, I can fix everything. 15:38 Speaker 1 So they called me with the trade-in value, 15:42 Speaker 1 that they're going to give me for this van and they were excited to do it. How much do you think 15:46 Speaker 1 they were offering me for that piece of just how much as as it sits right now, I'm going to guess 15:51 Speaker 1 4000. Okay, that's even more disrespectful than the man that called me from John Colley. He said 15:58 Speaker 1 they'd give me six thousand dollars. You'll see see the problem with it is it's not a very sought 16:03 Speaker 1 after vehicle and they know it has problems and it's going to have more problems. So that's the 16:06 Speaker 1 problem is, you know, it's not a very I don't think sought after vehicle. I think more people 16:09 Speaker 1 would go with like a Honda Odyssey or like the Toyota version of the whatever the minibans 16:15 Speaker 1 are. I don't know a lot of people going with the Pontiac minibans. I really don't. 16:19 Speaker 1 Is what Christ was a Pontiac? Oh Christ, they're my bad. Oh God, you got me. So I'm like, 16:24 Speaker 1 now we got Pontiac's. He's like, he's like, I don't know if I was going after a Pontiac 16:29 Speaker 1 bug, you know what I mean? Those are really hot, not highly sought after. So this is what 16:33 Speaker 1 I've decided to do. And I know you're going to tell me this is a stupid idea, but I'm going to do 16:37 Speaker 1 So we got a mechanic guy. I don't know who he is. I just know that he did some shady work for Ryan 16:43 Speaker 1 When he wrecked his car into the one Asian dude, and it was really cheap 16:48 Speaker 1 He's saying he can replace that screen for like 350 bucks 16:54 Speaker 1 He's like what you're saying. All right. Give me a week. I'll find a car just like that 16:57 Speaker 1 He's got some why ends boosting the motherfucker taking it to a chop shop and ripping out all the shit 17:01 Speaker 1 Put it in there. I don't care. I don't care what's going on. I just know that I need to get rid of it 17:06 Speaker 1 So the auxiliary battery done under warranty. I get another one for free excited spot at three months ago 17:12 Speaker 1 For some reason it's the battery that opens up all the doors and crap. Yeah, but is it was that a dural last? Yes 17:19 Speaker 1 Are you laughing? It's like the worst matter you could you could ever buy was the cheapest one that? 17:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude 17:25 Speaker 1 I had to buy two I had to buy a real battery and a auxiliary battery was like $600, okay? 17:31 Speaker 1 Can you shut up? Why are you so judgmental about my choices? So anyway, I mean, you buy cheap, 17:38 Speaker 1 you get cheap shit. That's why your shit's falling apart more likely. You got the cheap 17:40 Speaker 1 windshield wipers probably and the fluid memory of your shit froze because you didn't change the 17:44 Speaker 1 fluid out and then you put in these cheap ass batteries and wonder why shit don't work. And 17:48 Speaker 1 that's why I don't work because you get the cheapest fucking shit. 17:50 Speaker 1 Put it in there. Crap, I forgot the windshield wiper fluid doesn't work either. I'm glad they 17:56 Speaker 1 didn't check that. Um, brake pads though. I can do that myself. It's gonna be cheap. 50 bucks, 18:01 Speaker 1 whatever to get break pads. I can handle that. And then they said front in alignment. Don't 18:07 Speaker 1 need a front in alignment. And then it does need two new tires. But either way, I can get 18:13 Speaker 1 out of this for less than $700. That's about where I'm going to be. If I do that, I can 18:18 Speaker 1 sell it private party for 10. And I mean, three grand right there. 18:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, you always want to sell a private party because if you sell it to a dealership, obviously 18:27 Speaker 1 their nitpicky as fuck and they don't really need the car and they've got to make a profit 18:31 Speaker 1 off it also and sell it. You sell that car to like a struggling single mom with like, you 18:35 Speaker 1 know, four kids that need the car, you probably get 14 out of it. But you really need this 18:39 Speaker 1 car, don't you? I do. I do. Are you better? Forget it. So then I'll tell her how well it 18:44 Speaker 1 works. And if she asked why the display looks different than the other ones, I'll say because 18:48 Speaker 1 it's upgraded. Yeah, there you go. That's a good buzzword to throw around. I upgraded this upgraded 18:53 Speaker 1 that, you know, not get broken ahead to replace it. 18:55 Speaker 1 I upgraded it. 18:56 Speaker 1 That's what I'm doing. 18:58 Speaker 1 So that's what we're doing tomorrow. 18:59 Speaker 1 I'm not teaching tomorrow. 19:01 Speaker 1 I'm going to go collect some checks and then I'm going to essentially get this thing road 19:05 Speaker 1 worthy. 19:06 Speaker 1 I'm going to hopefully drop it off of this mechanic and get it fixed. 19:09 Speaker 1 And then we're going to be back in. 19:10 Speaker 1 I don't think they're going to have the dodge at that point, which it is what it is. 19:14 Speaker 1 I feel like the only way it works out is if you give me a price solo, I can't say no 19:18 Speaker 1 to it. 19:19 Speaker 1 And I don't think they're going to take off another 5,000. 19:21 Speaker 1 But who knows? 19:22 Speaker 1 But you know what's crazy though? I mean, you buy the car at 9 11. That might be a shade. 19:27 Speaker 1 You know, it might be a bad omen. But if you wait until the 13th, that'd be one year 19:31 Speaker 1 since I had my truck. So that'd be that'd be crazy. You don't have 13th. 19:34 Speaker 1 I don't mind. I don't think it's a big deal buying a car on 9 11. Why is that a bad 19:38 Speaker 1 omen? No car destroyed that day. Oh, there was a lot of cars down on the ground level. 19:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. Around there. I know. I wasn't the parking garage that collapsed. Yeah. Yeah. 19:48 Speaker 1 There's a lot of cars that got. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Look, Jeremy's over here. It 19:51 Speaker 1 like, yeah, he sent you all these great options yesterday. You're like, I'm between a naysaw 19:55 Speaker 1 and a doz. I heard they're really good vehicles. Well, the problem with Michael Germany sending 19:59 Speaker 1 you options is he sends you 30. Okay. I can't have that many options, dude. My wife can't 20:04 Speaker 1 she she's got she doesn't have the attention span to get through all that. And he really 20:11 Speaker 1 likes accuracy. And I don't feel like it's something that has a lot of money involved 20:15 Speaker 1 when you got to fix it. Yeah, so I'm saying go with it. Go with the Highlander. Good crossover 20:19 Speaker 1 vehicle. It's got great. You know, it runs good. But I mean, I did tell you about my dad's car. 20:23 Speaker 1 He bought a Nissan Murano brand new in 2018. It was like, it was like, it was maxed like, 20:28 Speaker 1 you know, full package, everything for like 26,000. Obviously you can't get that now. It's 20:31 Speaker 1 like 26,000 30. He hasn't really had any problems with it. And then motherfucker drives it like 20:35 Speaker 1 a bad out of hell. As soon as he gets on the road, I mean, he's putting the throttle to like 20:39 Speaker 1 80, 90% if not all the way. And then as soon as he gets to the stop sign, he slammed on the 20:43 Speaker 1 brakes. So he's held up so far. 20:45 Speaker 1 Well, Megan's going to drive the same way. And I thought it was funny. We were in the 20:49 Speaker 1 dealership and I was telling that she has no rear view camera like backup camera. 20:53 Speaker 1 All the men working were like, who drove here, you know, watch out all these brand new vehicles, 21:00 Speaker 1 you know, and then she's looking around and she goes, Oh my God, I really like that car. 21:05 Speaker 1 It was the charger. 21:07 Speaker 1 Um, Elcat, demon help. 21:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:10 Speaker 1 She goes to 60 and 3.9 seconds with 530 horsepower. 21:16 Speaker 1 Oh, it wasn't the Hellcat then. It's probably a Scat Pack. Oh, that's what it is. The Scat Pack. 21:21 Speaker 1 What's the difference? Hellcat is a you're well, you got the Hellcats at about, I think, 21:27 Speaker 1 900 horsepower and then you got the demon that's it like 1200 1100 horsepower. 21:32 Speaker 1 Pretty crazy. Those are crazy. So don't get it like that. But see, I'm not, you know, 21:37 Speaker 1 you're the kind of guy. I mean, how long did it take you to get up to the dealer and come back? 21:41 Speaker 1 like hour and 30 minutes. Oh, total drive time. 21:48 Speaker 1 Total drive time. But then, you know, we sat there and talked to CJ, the guy that was helping 21:53 Speaker 1 us with the nice net tattoo. I think, I think that's an older practice where you like a 21:57 Speaker 1 haggle with the, uh, I mean, I haggle with the guy at the dealership where I was at and 22:02 Speaker 1 I got it to drop down $2,000 when I was there. But I don't, I remember going to car shopping 22:06 Speaker 1 with my parents back in the day and like, Oh, wait, and my dad did the same thing. He'd 22:09 Speaker 1 like go to this dealer, talk to them for two hours, go to a different deal. I'll talk 22:12 Speaker 1 them then he's answering phone calls the entire week and talking to him everything. And then 22:16 Speaker 1 the day you save, I don't know, maybe a thousand two thousand if that I'm just kind of like, 22:19 Speaker 1 is it really worth all the extra time you got to deal with driving all these dealerships 22:23 Speaker 1 answering all these phone calls, having rebuttals, having them come back when you just go to the 22:27 Speaker 1 dealership and just argue with those fuckers there for like two hours and then they don't 22:30 Speaker 1 like the price and just like fuck you. No, I told you that's why I left. I said, hey, 22:34 Speaker 1 we always blame the kids, you know, right? We got kids at home. We got to go. So we're not going 22:38 Speaker 1 going to do that. I'm going to get this thing fixed tomorrow. I should have it all fixed 22:42 Speaker 1 tomorrow. And then I'm selling it, which, you know, depends on how Facebook marketplace 22:46 Speaker 1 is rocking. You know, that might take a little while, but I don't think it's hard time. 22:51 Speaker 1 That was a good time because we're, it's like the opposite of boat season. You know, the 22:55 Speaker 1 best time to sell a boat is like, right there at springtime because people are like, Oh, 22:59 Speaker 1 I really want to get a boat going. But now you got like kids got to go to school, you 23:02 Speaker 1 got to take into practice and, you know, extra, extra curricular events and move them around. 23:07 Speaker 1 So many bands are probably in high demand right now. They're probably a mom that started 23:10 Speaker 1 driving it to school, probably blew up and they're like, we don't want to buy a new one. 23:13 Speaker 1 We're going to buy this Pacifica that's got like two different kinds of tires on it. 23:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, with 112,000 miles, which is not that high, I don't think, but see, see if you're 23:22 Speaker 1 a good deal. Yeah. See if you're a mechanic over there can get you a new odometer that 23:26 Speaker 1 reads like 55. I'm not doing that. I mean, I'm not alive and I'm not going to lie a lot. 23:32 Speaker 1 You know, I don't know. I think I think that's illegal. A little bit of lying. Yeah. Oh, 23:35 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, roll them at the odometer 100% illegal. 23:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:39 Speaker 1 Be careful with that. 23:40 Speaker 1 So no car yet. 23:41 Speaker 1 So I guess, so you're still transporting the wife 23:44 Speaker 1 and the kids around and everything like that? 23:45 Speaker 1 No, we got the van back and we just drove it home. 23:47 Speaker 1 And it was really cool. 23:48 Speaker 1 Cause the guy remembered me and we, you know, 23:50 Speaker 1 cause I think it's been a, it's been a lemon ever since 23:52 Speaker 1 we got it. 23:53 Speaker 1 I mean, the air conditioner didn't work for a year. 23:55 Speaker 1 Everything just breaks. 23:57 Speaker 1 So the guy walked out and I said, Hey, what's up, man? 24:00 Speaker 1 It was the manager. 24:00 Speaker 1 He goes, you're back. 24:01 Speaker 1 I said, yeah, dude, I'm back. 24:03 Speaker 1 And I had to pay $210 for the diagnostic fee 24:07 Speaker 1 because they don't just do it like they used to. 24:09 Speaker 1 Oh, crazy. 24:10 Speaker 1 Where you could take your car in and then look at it 24:11 Speaker 1 and be like, hey, here's your bill, if you want to do it. 24:14 Speaker 1 Now you get charged just for them to open the hood, right? 24:17 Speaker 1 So the guy looks at me and goes, yeah, man, 24:20 Speaker 1 you don't know me anything, man. 24:21 Speaker 1 This car is a piece of crap. 24:23 Speaker 1 Well, thanks. 24:24 Speaker 1 Thanks, dude. 24:25 Speaker 1 Really appreciate you sold it to me. 24:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:27 Speaker 1 Be like, man, this thing's probably going 24:29 Speaker 1 right down on the way home. 24:30 Speaker 1 Just use that money to buy a tow truck, man. 24:33 Speaker 1 Oh, we got the, we got the comments going over here. We got Germany, Trish. We got Tara. 24:41 Speaker 1 She said nice shirt truck and then she said they're playing tonight as if we're going to 24:45 Speaker 1 watch Atlanta United over the first NFL game and they're playing in Australia. All right, 24:49 Speaker 1 Mike, you know, we got LA and we got, we got LA and the Niners playing. I guess Rand forgot 24:54 Speaker 1 their charges as well. So that'd be exciting. But we're not, we're not watching. We're not 24:57 Speaker 1 watching soccer. All right. We're not doing that. Watch your football. Full disclosure. 25:02 Speaker 1 Um, you know, let's get into what the chuck real quick. So I can tell you this. It's pretty funny. 25:06 Speaker 1 Okay. Uh, actually, if you're listening to a genre, I'll heart radio podcast or Spotify, 25:10 Speaker 1 be sure to lose a five star view and a follow helps that a good bit. It really doesn't. 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The Chook? 26:18 Speaker 1 The Chook? 26:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, so it's a terrorist comment about why I'm wearing an Atlanta United shirt. 26:24 Speaker 1 So all my stuff, I don't have clothing. 26:28 Speaker 1 For being the PE teacher, okay, I don't I just don't have like a growing up. I feel like PE teachers always wore 26:34 Speaker 1 Let me unhook back some buzz into my ear 26:37 Speaker 1 PE teachers always wore something 26:40 Speaker 1 How do I say this? 26:42 Speaker 1 Well, there's more a white beater 26:45 Speaker 1 Not necessarily a white beater, but like a cut off like cut off shirt like you know, all right come on boy. Let's go 26:51 Speaker 1 Okay, so when I envision what a male PE teacher wears I envision really high socks 26:57 Speaker 1 really short shorts and a really tight shirt. And so I don't really have a lot of PE teacher clothes 27:04 Speaker 1 but I have black warm-up pants and I have this Atlanta United shirt and a couple others that just don't 27:11 Speaker 1 because I don't I just don't want to wear stuff from another school when you're teaching in another school 27:15 Speaker 1 whatever. So I was PE today and so that's why I'm wearing this so I go in and and dude this has not 27:22 Speaker 1 happened to me since the first day I substitute taught. And when I tell you, Brandon, you're 27:29 Speaker 1 immediately going to have a story about this because this is one of the worst, worst things 27:34 Speaker 1 can never happen to a substitute teacher. So years ago, when I first substitute taught, 27:40 Speaker 1 I'll never forget being in the class. And it was about 10 minutes before they did a fire 27:47 Speaker 1 But nobody told me until 10 minutes before the fire drill. 27:52 Speaker 1 And this teacher like pops her head in and she goes, 27:55 Speaker 1 Hey, Mr. L, just so you know, they're going to be doing a fire drill in a minute. 28:00 Speaker 1 And like I have no idea what to do. 28:02 Speaker 1 Like I don't know where to go. 28:04 Speaker 1 I don't know where the rally point is. 28:06 Speaker 1 I don't know what the like what do we like? 28:08 Speaker 1 How do we do it? 28:09 Speaker 1 You know, so I panicked and essentially the way it ended was my entire class just running 28:16 Speaker 1 just running for their lives. 28:17 Speaker 1 Like just, just. 28:19 Speaker 1 Just a fucking fire. 28:20 Speaker 1 Go, go, go. 28:23 Speaker 1 Jimmy, let's go for the fire. 28:25 Speaker 1 Other way you reach hard, go. 28:28 Speaker 1 It's actually I put that in a way 28:29 Speaker 1 like throwing under the door. 28:31 Speaker 1 And dude, like they have like paddles, right? 28:33 Speaker 1 Like they have like paddles, like one, 28:34 Speaker 1 like numbers and stuff. 28:35 Speaker 1 And they have like a rally point. 28:37 Speaker 1 And I go out there with my class 28:39 Speaker 1 is just, you know, running, 28:41 Speaker 1 just sprinting all over the place. 28:43 Speaker 1 And every teacher has a perfect line 28:45 Speaker 1 with all their kids and they're holding their paddle. 28:48 Speaker 1 So when the person in charge walks by, 28:51 Speaker 1 it's like, oh, one accounted for, two accounted for, 28:54 Speaker 1 three accounted for, and then there's my kids, right? 28:56 Speaker 1 And they're just everywhere. 28:58 Speaker 1 And kids and parents and teachers are like trying 29:00 Speaker 1 to get them in a line. 29:01 Speaker 1 It was just so embarrassing. 29:02 Speaker 1 It was just embarrassing learning moment. 29:05 Speaker 1 You see that movie though, kindergarten cop. 29:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, of course, that's exactly what happened in that. 29:10 Speaker 1 They're like, Mr. Campbell, two minutes. 29:11 Speaker 1 And he's like, you know, he doesn't know 29:13 Speaker 1 that there's a buyer drill. 29:14 Speaker 1 He's like, boy, I heard he's grabbing all the children. 29:16 Speaker 1 He's running out. 29:17 Speaker 1 He's like, come on, let's go. 29:18 Speaker 1 That's exactly what I imagine you do it. 29:20 Speaker 1 That's very close to what happened. 29:22 Speaker 1 So today, you know, to the schools, to the schools credit, 29:26 Speaker 1 and I think every school nowadays, 29:27 Speaker 1 and we live in a different day and age, right? 29:30 Speaker 1 Where you gotta have to be prepared for anything. 29:33 Speaker 1 And I think, you know, fires are something 29:35 Speaker 1 that we dealt with as kids. 29:37 Speaker 1 But now, I mean, they have to like go into a hard lockdown 29:40 Speaker 1 drill for God only knows what, right? 29:43 Speaker 1 like a real active shooter or a possible active shooter, 29:45 Speaker 1 an accident that people think there's an active shooter, 29:47 Speaker 1 whatever. 29:48 Speaker 1 So this morning, I'm doing my bus duty and I'm out there 29:52 Speaker 1 and they said, hey, you know, just so you know, at 945 29:55 Speaker 1 or whatever time it was, I don't know what time it was. 29:57 Speaker 1 They said, we're gonna be doing a hard lockdown drill. 30:00 Speaker 1 And immediately dude, like my heart, 30:02 Speaker 1 like I start like getting sick, right? 30:04 Speaker 1 I'm just like, oh God, here we go again, right? 30:07 Speaker 1 Like this is like, cause I didn't do good with the fire. 30:12 Speaker 1 I know we got a shoot. 30:12 Speaker 1 Okay. 30:13 Speaker 1 It's not too long. 30:14 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I'm out there and I gotta stay. 30:17 Speaker 1 I gotta stay out there and do the bus duty for so long. 30:20 Speaker 1 And I'm like looking at my phone, looking at the clock 30:22 Speaker 1 and I'm going, oh my God. 30:24 Speaker 1 You know, this thing's in like 30 minutes. 30:26 Speaker 1 And I haven't even been to the gymnasium yet. 30:28 Speaker 1 Cause I just go, I know that I don't have a class till nine. 30:31 Speaker 1 So I just go straight to the main office. 30:34 Speaker 1 I hang out, you know, joke around the ladies, you know, 30:37 Speaker 1 and then I go out there and do the buses, 30:38 Speaker 1 give all the kids high fives, they're all hugging me. 30:41 Speaker 1 You know, it's like a big party in the morning. 30:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 30:42 Speaker 1 Mr. Al. 30:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 30:44 Speaker 1 You know, yeah. 30:44 Speaker 1 I would say, you know, honestly, now you're talking about school shootings, like the cafeteria 30:49 Speaker 1 and the gym are probably the worst because there's so many entrances in there. 30:51 Speaker 1 I don't know. 30:52 Speaker 1 I'm surprised you don't see more like gyms and cafeterias get shot up. 30:56 Speaker 1 Like, why don't you wait till lunchtime and shoot up the cafeteria and then go into the gym 30:59 Speaker 1 and shoot those fuckers out. 31:00 Speaker 1 You know, it's what makes this why they go classroom to classroom. 31:03 Speaker 1 I don't know how they do it. 31:04 Speaker 1 I don't know. 31:04 Speaker 1 I don't want to think about why Brandon. 31:06 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to wrap my brain in the middle. 31:07 Speaker 1 Oh, but I didn't get some ideas. 31:09 Speaker 1 No, exactly. 31:10 Speaker 1 I'm not going to talk about that. 31:12 Speaker 1 But I will say, so I'm just like looking at the situation 31:16 Speaker 1 and I'm going, okay, like, I don't, 31:17 Speaker 1 they don't give me, like they don't give me a master key. 31:20 Speaker 1 Being a PE teacher, you're not going to get a master key. 31:23 Speaker 1 So they have a certain set of rules in place, 31:27 Speaker 1 which I'm not going to go into those 31:28 Speaker 1 because I don't want to tell anybody that. 31:30 Speaker 1 But so the rules were in place for a certain thing 31:33 Speaker 1 to happen that worked, okay? 31:37 Speaker 1 But I had a lot of kids. 31:39 Speaker 1 You see Germany said one of our audience members is taken. 31:43 Speaker 1 I know that's why I'm like, I'm not getting into the details. 31:45 Speaker 1 But anyway, so so I'm sitting there and I got the I got the class with me 31:48 Speaker 1 and we're in there and I'm like, OK, look, like, and I'm trying to just like 31:51 Speaker 1 make it as cool as possible. 31:52 Speaker 1 And I look, maturity is a big thing. 31:54 Speaker 1 Like I want you guys to really think about this and, you know, take this 31:57 Speaker 1 in consideration. 31:58 Speaker 1 This is what you're just going to do in your entire handle the situation. 32:00 Speaker 1 This is why we do it. 32:02 Speaker 1 And what grade is this? 32:03 Speaker 1 This is. 32:04 Speaker 1 Well, fifth grade, but turn it like what the fuck is that? 32:08 Speaker 1 Well, and I'll tell you why. 32:11 Speaker 1 So we ended up, the thing kicks off, 32:13 Speaker 1 we go to our designated area, 32:15 Speaker 1 and I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do. 32:17 Speaker 1 You lock the door and you barricade and all that. 32:20 Speaker 1 And of course, like 10 seconds later, 32:23 Speaker 1 farts just start ripping. 32:24 Speaker 1 Like everybody's just ripping farts 32:26 Speaker 1 because they think it's hilarious. 32:27 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, it stinks so bad in there. 32:30 Speaker 1 So we're doing our thing. 32:32 Speaker 1 The best part of this entire thing, dude, I nailed it. 32:35 Speaker 1 I nailed it, right? 32:36 Speaker 1 Well, all of a sudden that, you know, the police, 32:39 Speaker 1 police officers actually come to the school 32:42 Speaker 1 and they check everything to see like what would be 32:45 Speaker 1 a vulnerability or whatever. 32:47 Speaker 1 So all of a sudden there's a knock at the door 32:49 Speaker 1 and it's like, County Sheriff's office, 32:52 Speaker 1 please open the door. 32:54 Speaker 1 Well, that's close to. 32:57 Speaker 1 Now fuck off, you piece of shit. 32:59 Speaker 1 You're a child murderer. 33:02 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting here and I'm like, 33:04 Speaker 1 Oh, this is new. 33:06 Speaker 1 Like they're testing me, right? 33:08 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I'm not opening it. 33:10 Speaker 1 Like, and the kids are like looking at me 33:11 Speaker 1 and I'm like, don't say a word. 33:12 Speaker 1 Then it turns into a hostage situation. 33:14 Speaker 1 So I get to refuse as they open the door. 33:17 Speaker 1 Chuck's like, I know you're not shooting me. 33:19 Speaker 1 So there's another knock in the door. 33:23 Speaker 1 And he's like, share a department. 33:25 Speaker 1 Please open the door, right? 33:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, 33:29 Speaker 1 to the kids, right? 33:31 Speaker 1 It's not a real cop. 33:33 Speaker 1 I don't know what to do and this is like this is something I don't mean in a real situation 33:38 Speaker 1 I think I handled it the right way. Yeah, you're something that situation your pie is called 911 be like 33:44 Speaker 1 Oh, what's the status on the cops like oh, not even there. Yeah, they're finishing their breakfast 33:48 Speaker 1 They're all sitting outside waiting on you know at least 20 of them to get shot and then they'll go in 33:53 Speaker 1 Not doing that. I didn't call anybody. I just sat there and the kids were all just looking at me 33:58 Speaker 1 And I'm looking at them and they're like mister Elmo's what he's doing and I'm over there like dude 34:03 Speaker 1 If I fail another drill, I'm never gonna be able to substitute teach again. So I'm like dude 34:08 Speaker 1 I'm not I'm not open the door. So a couple of seconds later 34:10 Speaker 1 I hear him. He's on his radio and he's like Roger that be advised 34:16 Speaker 1 Whoever's in the gymnasium refuses to come out 34:19 Speaker 1 Can I get somebody down here to let them know that this is a drill? I'm like oh crap 34:23 Speaker 1 I think that might be a reason to open the door, right? That's what a shooter would say 34:33 Speaker 1 The whole time. That's what I kept thinking. 34:37 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm like, that sounded realistic. 34:40 Speaker 1 I'm like, I had a real radio, but I think a shooter would have a real radio. 34:43 Speaker 1 Right? So the whole time, I'm just like, I'm battling with myself. 34:47 Speaker 1 And I got 30 kids stuck in this. 34:50 Speaker 1 Chuck's basically back and forth sweating like a motherfucker. 34:52 Speaker 1 What do I do? What do I do? 34:54 Speaker 1 You're kidding me? 34:55 Speaker 1 It's ripping ass. You're like, Mr. Lick, Mr. Lick, you keep going. 34:57 Speaker 1 We want to stay here all day. We ought to go back to class. 35:00 Speaker 1 So finally, finally this cop knocks on the door and he's like, look, I don't know who's 35:08 Speaker 1 in there right now. 35:09 Speaker 1 This is a drill and I really did forget my keys. 35:12 Speaker 1 So if you could open the door, I'd really appreciate it. 35:15 Speaker 1 I'm sorry that I'm putting you through this. 35:17 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh God, I feel like that I should open it. 35:21 Speaker 1 Right? 35:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, until you said the keys part, you know, that I forgot my keys. 35:25 Speaker 1 How do you forget the keys of the cop? 35:26 Speaker 1 Right? 35:27 Speaker 1 This is a setup a real cop would have his fucking keys on him 35:32 Speaker 1 Dude, this was the most stressful thing I've ever done is in that school, right? 35:37 Speaker 1 So finally I'm looking to the kids and I'm like, I think it's real, but I'm just gonna crack the door 35:42 Speaker 1 So I see what happens. We're gonna send one of you out if one there's a gunshot. We know it's we know it's real 35:49 Speaker 1 So so I ended up I've cracked the door and I'm like what's up? And he goes you're good, dude 35:54 Speaker 1 I said to make sure that you guys are all good in there. I was like we're good and he goes okay 35:58 Speaker 1 So he like walks away. I shut the door, right? I don't know why I shut the door again 36:03 Speaker 1 And he goes he goes no sir. No, you're good like you guys can come out now. Oh, yeah 36:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, of course of course so I open the door 36:10 Speaker 1 I was like dude this was brutal man 36:13 Speaker 1 But I'm like why are you doing a drill and you don't have keys like don't how to trick me and then at the end of the day 36:18 Speaker 1 I'm like I'm asking other teachers. I'm like hey 36:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, hey, so wise you're in there and you get this explanation from a cop or this cop says, hey, it's officer so and so. 36:27 Speaker 1 I forgot X, Y and Z, but you know, it's also here. 36:31 Speaker 1 When do you open the door and all the teachers have different answers? 36:33 Speaker 1 I'm going, I think we need to figure this out. 36:35 Speaker 1 Like, I don't think you ever come out. 36:38 Speaker 1 I don't ever come out. 36:40 Speaker 1 I think you're supposed to wait till like, like SWAT team bust a fucking door down. 36:45 Speaker 1 Stop it. 36:46 Speaker 1 You know that oh yeah. Oh, yeah, you're telling me it's all clear sending the SWAT team 36:51 Speaker 1 I only got 30 kids in here 36:54 Speaker 1 We're not coming out till we see the president. All right. That's the president is here. I will release the children 37:02 Speaker 1 Trump's got a life mr. L did a great job protecting our children 37:09 Speaker 1 It's unfortunate that they would find that door for four days and they had no food or water 37:14 Speaker 1 but he did a great job in his heart. 37:16 Speaker 1 He did a great job. 37:18 Speaker 1 It reminds me of 9-11. 37:19 Speaker 1 All the people stranded under the rubble, 37:23 Speaker 1 and they persevered. 37:24 Speaker 1 This man is a hero. 37:26 Speaker 1 He saved those children, even though they 37:28 Speaker 1 missed the greatest weekend of their lives 37:30 Speaker 1 with college football. 37:33 Speaker 1 They are not dead. 37:34 Speaker 1 Thanks to Mr. L. And then Chuck 37:36 Speaker 1 Walsam, looking like that with Atlanta, 37:37 Speaker 1 you had seen an Air Force ever. 37:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, man. 37:42 Speaker 1 I was just worried mind about them kids. 37:44 Speaker 1 Was I was I didn't want to fail another drill and I didn't. 37:48 Speaker 1 Okay, I didn't. 37:49 Speaker 1 I held strong. 37:50 Speaker 1 I held I held my ground and it was a successful day. 37:54 Speaker 1 But that's what was so stressful about it. 37:56 Speaker 1 People don't understand. 37:57 Speaker 1 Like people calling me all day. 37:58 Speaker 1 It's like, dude, you understand? 37:59 Speaker 1 I never know when there's going to be something else going down. 38:01 Speaker 1 I got to answer questions. 38:02 Speaker 1 I don't know the answer to. 38:03 Speaker 1 Okay. 38:04 Speaker 1 And the last thing I said, and I don't know. 38:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't understand why they say, and maybe I'm wrong. 38:10 Speaker 1 During a hard lockdown, any school, any school in America, what they need to do, lock the kids in the room, 38:16 Speaker 1 but every teacher should be outside that room ready to roll, right? 38:21 Speaker 1 Like, you gotta be able to fight these bad people off. 38:24 Speaker 1 I don't understand what hiding in the room is gonna do. 38:26 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, if you got a bunch of teachers in the hallway, I mean, you're just gonna murder every teacher, 38:31 Speaker 1 and then the school's gonna have to shut down because there's not any teachers left. 38:35 Speaker 1 And they're all gonna get hurt. 38:36 Speaker 1 I don't really think care about their staffing, Brandon. 38:38 Speaker 1 Well, I don't know. You look at it afterwards, you know, God forbid. I mean, kids get shot 38:44 Speaker 1 and you still get school going forward, but he got six teachers got shot. You can't keep 38:49 Speaker 1 school going, you know, everything got a shot down. 38:51 Speaker 1 Why would you even say that? Why would you even put that the universe? 38:54 Speaker 1 I'm just saying that's just how they think logistically. It just makes like they can't, 38:57 Speaker 1 you know, the worst case scenario is obviously someone gets shot, but you can't lose all the 39:02 Speaker 1 teachers. Then you're not going to have any teachers teach the school. 39:05 Speaker 1 I don't know man. I just look at I think you got to look at it like 9-11, you know like if ours United United 39:11 Speaker 1 What was the one that? 39:13 Speaker 1 United 93 flight 93 the one that they actually tried to roll on the hijackers and they crashed into a field in Pennsylvania 39:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah something like that 39:24 Speaker 1 Little too little too late, but I guess they tried to do what they could but 39:29 Speaker 1 I used to be a teacher and we had active shooter drills and they were very stressful 39:32 Speaker 1 and we had a real one once two in Buckhead. 39:35 Speaker 1 I went into protective mode. 39:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, we used to have the drill like ours. 39:39 Speaker 1 Like I think we were just like knew we were about to graduate 39:42 Speaker 1 or we just like we didn't really care about school shooters 39:44 Speaker 1 because we would have code reds like once a month, 39:46 Speaker 1 but they were real code reds. 39:47 Speaker 1 Like it'd just be someone like across the street 39:49 Speaker 1 like a redneck shooting or it'd be at CEC, 39:52 Speaker 1 which was on M.O.K. drive. 39:54 Speaker 1 You know about those are terrible. 39:55 Speaker 1 Cross street was ghetto. 39:56 Speaker 1 We'd be on code red at some point. 39:59 Speaker 1 At some point, if the gunshots were on the other side of the street, 40:02 Speaker 1 we'd only be in a code yellow, which means we can still go to class and everything. 40:05 Speaker 1 I swear to God, I swear to God. If they're on the other side of the M.O.K. junior drive, 40:10 Speaker 1 we were fine because I mean any day that you're at school, you would hear a gunshot or two, 40:15 Speaker 1 you know, just across the street back in the hood. It was just normal. So, but if the, 40:19 Speaker 1 if the gunshots came across the our side, then we had to go on code red, but we were in welding 40:24 Speaker 1 class. Most of the time when code red happened and we would just have like all our weapons in there. 40:28 Speaker 1 We were waiting on a school shooter coming because we wanted to murder some other fuckers. We were 40:32 Speaker 1 I hope the school shooter comes in here. We got grinders. We're gonna cut his eyelids off and cut his penis off 40:37 Speaker 1 And we're gonna pack him up with some chipping hammers now in the titties 40:44 Speaker 1 Hey Trump said yesterday. He was rescued by two firemen at 9 11. They carried him to safety. That's actually wrong 40:48 Speaker 1 That's that was a steel building that was collapsing in New York as well 40:53 Speaker 1 I think it was years prior to that and he did fall down and he had to get to firemen to get him up 40:59 Speaker 1 that was that was that was either right before 9 11 or a little bit after that was a completely different building that was the 41:04 Speaker 1 steel building that was creaking and collapsing you can actually look that up and that's what he was talking about but you know the 41:10 Speaker 1 we're getting close to midterms so they're they got to take everything out of context that he says no obviously I'm not saying 41:15 Speaker 1 everything's doing it's good but yeah there's a lot of people making him looking even worse than what he's already saying himself so 41:20 Speaker 1 yeah look into that one the steel building collapse is what was going on it was in New York as well but Michael Jerry 41:26 Speaker 1 I'm falling for that fake news about Trump, man. 41:28 Speaker 1 And I don't hate me. 41:32 Speaker 1 I'm not a Trump guy, but I at least now know 41:35 Speaker 1 every time they say something about Trump, 41:37 Speaker 1 it's probably not true. 41:38 Speaker 1 I know, they just, like, I don't understand either. 41:41 Speaker 1 Like the motherfucker says enough crazy shit 41:44 Speaker 1 that you can just post that. 41:45 Speaker 1 Like why do you gotta make up? 41:47 Speaker 1 Because now the media just makes up lies 41:49 Speaker 1 and takes shit out of context 41:50 Speaker 1 and edits videos and everything like that. 41:52 Speaker 1 It's like, they just lost all credibility. 41:54 Speaker 1 Why not just post the actual shit 41:55 Speaker 1 he says and you'll get plenty of views and clicks like that. 41:58 Speaker 1 I don't understand why. 41:59 Speaker 1 His content is very good. 42:01 Speaker 1 Like if you go through the real stuff, 42:03 Speaker 1 it's really, really good. 42:05 Speaker 1 So I just don't understand that either. 42:06 Speaker 1 Because like you said, being a guy like me, 42:09 Speaker 1 somebody that's not necessarily, 42:11 Speaker 1 like I'm not mega, you know, I'm not whatever. 42:16 Speaker 1 I think if you just told me the stuff that he really does, 42:20 Speaker 1 would it change me? 42:21 Speaker 1 Would it change my vote for no? 42:23 Speaker 1 But when you lie about things that he maybe set or did, then I start to like, I don't 42:28 Speaker 1 want to say feel for the guy. 42:29 Speaker 1 But I start to kind of lean his way a little bit and go, let's go. 42:32 Speaker 1 Why make it up? 42:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, why make it up so much random bullshit about it. 42:36 Speaker 1 And of course, 42:36 Speaker 1 Tara said, Tara said that this has been a very long two years. 42:39 Speaker 1 I know the lesbian community is not doing well under Trump. 42:41 Speaker 1 I'm just kidding. 42:43 Speaker 1 Tara. Oh my God. 42:44 Speaker 1 She's going to kill me when she's like, I fell asleep in my car and wrecked it because 42:48 Speaker 1 of Trump. 42:49 Speaker 1 It was terrible. 42:51 Speaker 1 And then I'm blaming my medication. 42:53 Speaker 1 Sorry. 42:56 Speaker 1 Now the us to set I'm sure I'm sure there's also the new story going around that Trump said that the 18 people that died and I ran 43:03 Speaker 1 It was peanuts 43:04 Speaker 1 To the US which obviously that video is edited as well. He was talking about the US capturing Maduro was peanuts to us 43:10 Speaker 1 It was very easy for the same bit, so 43:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, been the longest two years. I don't know man. What about the two years where we didn't see Biden at all 43:18 Speaker 1 We thought he was dead and gas prices were even higher to her and by like right now 43:22 Speaker 1 were just killing Muslims over there like obviously prices are out but they're there 43:26 Speaker 1 not as high as buying term or gas as well but anyway well Chuck glad you had fun 43:33 Speaker 1 not murdering or not letting the children get murdered you did very well it was a 43:37 Speaker 1 drill it was a drill but I did a very good job did they tell you how much longer 43:41 Speaker 1 you were at all these kids on lockdown versus all the other teachers it was 43:45 Speaker 1 significant. I mean, it was enough time that, um, 43:52 Speaker 1 surprised that they come get your wife and was like, uh, you 43:54 Speaker 1 got to talk them off the ledge. You know, Megan, but they got 43:57 Speaker 1 you hostage. Well, dude, because I'm like, I took it really 44:00 Speaker 1 serious. Like, you know, with that whole thing. And I had a 44:03 Speaker 1 conversation. I mean, I mean, like, we, we discussed it and 44:06 Speaker 1 kind of like the importance of it and all that. And I thought 44:10 Speaker 1 about it afterwards. And I'm going, Holy crap, dude, like Megan's 44:13 Speaker 1 teach in kindergarten. How do you how do you explain this to a 44:18 Speaker 1 kindergartener? How do you get them on board? So, you know, I'm 44:21 Speaker 1 asking Megan like how to go and she's like, I just told him we 44:24 Speaker 1 were gonna play like the greatest game of hide and seek ever. And 44:26 Speaker 1 they were so excited. 44:30 Speaker 1 Like I should have did that. Hey guys, we're playing and 44:32 Speaker 1 seek when we'll lock ourselves in a room. Actually, that'd probably 44:34 Speaker 1 get me in trouble. They'd be like, what are you gonna go home 44:37 Speaker 1 mister Al made us lock in a room with him. What? What I don't 44:41 Speaker 1 understand about like any of the drills maybe the maybe the fire drill maybe but I mean the fucking schools are all 44:48 Speaker 1 Center block. I mean what the fuck's gonna burn down? 44:49 Speaker 1 You know there's nothing to burn in a fucking school except for the paper maybe but if you're in a room 44:54 Speaker 1 I mean you're not gonna burn down the whole school center block is all concrete 44:56 Speaker 1 except for the doors and whatever paper you're writing on and they only have carpet anymore 45:00 Speaker 1 It's all tile floors. I don't understand that and then the school shooter drill. I don't know why you're worrying kids 45:05 Speaker 1 Anyway, I mean literally all you have to do is tell the teachers if there's a school shooting 45:08 Speaker 1 We don't need drills if there's one there's one walk the fucking door tell the kids get on the table 45:13 Speaker 1 Like I don't understand why we have to do this every three months like it's not a complicated situation 45:17 Speaker 1 Wow, and the same thing with the tornado drills 45:20 Speaker 1 I remember going we had like a few actual tornadoes and we just had to they put us in the hall and I would ask the teachers 45:26 Speaker 1 Like they just put us in the hall so that way it's easier to find our bodies when the walls crush up 45:31 Speaker 1 That's all they do 45:33 Speaker 1 in the hall. So it's easier to like we have, they say, oh, we can't be near any windows 45:37 Speaker 1 in the classroom. But bitch, we were in a hallway. I see a double pane glass door that way and 45:41 Speaker 1 a double pane glass door that way. The glass is going to come in and shred all our throats 45:45 Speaker 1 and the bricks are going to crush us. They're going to be pulling us out by our legs. All 45:48 Speaker 1 right. 45:49 Speaker 1 I don't I don't understand. This is I can't really speak too much to schools because 45:53 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know the truth behind how flammable they are. I'm guessing you're 45:58 Speaker 1 right with the flammability. But the one thing that's always drove me crazy is when a plane, 46:06 Speaker 1 like before you sit down on a plane, and we've all been through this, right? And they sit there 46:09 Speaker 1 and they're like, all right, well in case of emergency, please follow the exit lines or the exit arrows 46:16 Speaker 1 to your nearest exit, right? And then orderly, you're going to disembark the aircraft, right? 46:23 Speaker 1 And then lastly, if we do go down, I think the isn't the position you're supposed to be in still put your head between your legs. 46:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, it breaks your neck. 46:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:34 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 46:36 Speaker 1 It's a break your nose down. 46:38 Speaker 1 And I don't and I would love to talk to somebody that's actually been in a plane crash. 46:42 Speaker 1 If a plane goes down and you expect me to get in line and just wait because these people can't even get off a plane when we're at the gate. 46:51 Speaker 1 And you want them to get off a plane when it's sinking in the ocean? 46:54 Speaker 1 Like what are we talking about? 46:55 Speaker 1 I'm not going to be the guy that comes out of the 46:59 Speaker 1 feet or 60 feet underwater, right? 47:01 Speaker 1 So I just don't understand any of that. 47:03 Speaker 1 I think the plane is the biggest problem with the world right now 47:07 Speaker 1 is that they're telling people to one, do it orderly. 47:10 Speaker 1 That's not true. 47:11 Speaker 1 That's how people die. 47:12 Speaker 1 And two, put your head between your legs. 47:14 Speaker 1 I don't like you said you're breaking a neck or something. 47:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you got though on a plane. 47:18 Speaker 1 I think you've got you've got two four you got five exits to get out of you get the tail of the bust off 47:24 Speaker 1 You got the two side over the wings and you got two in the front near the cockpit 47:27 Speaker 1 so the the front quarter of people are supposed to go towards the 47:32 Speaker 1 Goes towards the front the middle quarter. So let's go through the back left 47:37 Speaker 1 The back quarter supposed to go to the through the back right and then the rest of the plane the back goes through the exits 47:43 Speaker 1 Now they don't ever tell you that I don't know why they don't tell you that part because that would make a whole lot more 47:46 Speaker 1 It's like this if you're sitting from these seats to these seats. This is the exit you need to use and they don't ever tell you that 47:52 Speaker 1 Okay, so if you're in a plane and it goes down in the ocean 47:55 Speaker 1 Like let's say you went down in the Atlantic. Are you gonna just stand up and orderly get off the plane? Oh? 48:00 Speaker 1 No, I think you just whoever gets up there quicker 48:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean if let's say people in front of you you're gonna start throwing elbows because that's what I'm doing 48:06 Speaker 1 Like I'm grabbing my kids and I'm knocking people out like I'm going for because I think the Hudson the Hudson the 48:12 Speaker 1 The Hudson, the miracle on the Hudson was an anomaly, right? 48:15 Speaker 1 I don't think the water was that deep. 48:16 Speaker 1 So that's why it didn't sink fast. 48:18 Speaker 1 But plain sink quick. 48:20 Speaker 1 You don't have a lot of time. 48:21 Speaker 1 And once it's under water, that's it. 48:23 Speaker 1 You're done. 48:24 Speaker 1 It's like the Titanic, baby. 48:25 Speaker 1 Well, it kind of depends on the, you know, how you crash. 48:28 Speaker 1 If you got both your wings, I think you're going to float for a little while because they're 48:30 Speaker 1 pretty buoyant. 48:31 Speaker 1 But it just depends on what breaks off and what snaps and how fast you're filling up with water. 48:35 Speaker 1 So yeah, just got to look for an exit. 48:37 Speaker 1 You got to bust that bitch open. 48:38 Speaker 1 But that's why I like sitting on the ecstasy. 48:39 Speaker 1 always ask like, are you willing to help in an emergency? 48:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, I'll help by opening the fucking door 48:43 Speaker 1 that I'm out of here. 48:44 Speaker 1 You know, I'm gone. 48:46 Speaker 1 Because I know that you're not gonna stay behind 48:48 Speaker 1 and help the elderly. 48:49 Speaker 1 No, because I know that last time that when I sat next 48:52 Speaker 1 to that Gigantor bitch, I knew I had to get up for her. 48:55 Speaker 1 She was clogging the door, dude. 48:56 Speaker 1 She was gonna clog that motherfucker. 48:58 Speaker 1 Now everyone else behind her is gonna drown a weary death. 49:02 Speaker 1 What do you think your odds are? 49:03 Speaker 1 Like let's say you were in a plane crash, right? 49:06 Speaker 1 In the Atlantic, right? 49:07 Speaker 1 What do you think your odds of survival would be? 49:10 Speaker 1 You personally as Brandon Thrasher and I'll put you back of the plane. 49:17 Speaker 1 Oh, I would love to be back in plane. 49:18 Speaker 1 I would do your first one to get off, you know, and your last one to hit the water. 49:24 Speaker 1 Uh, so I would do, I would get myself 50% chance. 49:28 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, at least people know you're not, you don't have a 50% chance of surviving 49:33 Speaker 1 a plane crash into the ocean. 49:34 Speaker 1 Only anybody's ever survived one, have they? 49:36 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. 49:37 Speaker 1 I mean, you got flotation that everything you had. 49:39 Speaker 1 I was like you're not fucking attracting sharps and shit like that. You'd be okay 49:42 Speaker 1 Okay, name me one person that survived a plane crash in the middle of the Atlantic 49:48 Speaker 1 Amelia care heart 49:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, look at your dumb ass over here the hustle rivers 216 feet deep not where they landed it was only eight feet 49:58 Speaker 1 I think they landed in a puddle and they stole some of them died. They get a sandbar in the river. Oh 50:03 Speaker 1 Oh, man. Okay. All right. We're gonna get into daily dose of dumb news 50:11 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of the new daily dose of the new daily dose of the news for you 50:23 Speaker 1 daily dose of the new 50:25 Speaker 1 daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from Brandon 50:32 Speaker 1 he's done. 50:33 Speaker 1 This is like a crazy three-parks story, but let's see here. 50:39 Speaker 1 Where's it at? 50:41 Speaker 1 Man, request final meal includes shrimp and dies of shellfish poisoning before he goes 50:47 Speaker 1 on death row. 50:49 Speaker 1 So a guy supposedly going around the internet, his last death row meal, he requested steak, 50:54 Speaker 1 potatoes, and a bunch of shrimp, but he had a deathly shellfish allergy and he ate all 50:58 Speaker 1 the shrimp and he ended up having cardiac arrest or extreme shrimp attack before before 51:04 Speaker 1 he was actually able to be killed by the government. Now, what I was thinking was at 51:08 Speaker 1 first when I heard the story is, man, that's got to be like a I bet that piss of the government 51:12 Speaker 1 off because I know they want to kill you. They want to be the one that fucking puts you 51:15 Speaker 1 in the ground. You like kill yourself before that? I think that's kind of like a ball 51:19 Speaker 1 as you move just like fuck you, man. I'm taking my own life. I'm going out my own way. 51:21 Speaker 1 I don't know why they don't give you an option to like just shoot yourself. So he did die. 51:26 Speaker 1 Yes, we're in this story 51:29 Speaker 1 See this goes back to our thing. I think I think it's a smart move on his part 51:34 Speaker 1 Just because if you die they have to resuscitate you that to at least try to resuscitate you if he would have died 51:43 Speaker 1 They were able to resuscitate him. I 51:46 Speaker 1 Think he's free 51:48 Speaker 1 Right because now he served he served his life sentence, but he came back to life 51:53 Speaker 1 So that's an argument to be had by the Supreme Court. The other thing with what you said, 51:59 Speaker 1 absolutely they were pissed, 52:01 Speaker 1 is now you got to do a report. Every time something happens in the government, you got to do a report. 52:05 Speaker 1 So you know whoever the guard was, the game in that food, he's gonna have to stay for like four hours and do a report. 52:11 Speaker 1 And they're like, how did you not know he had a shellfish allergy? 52:14 Speaker 1 They're like, why would we know that? We don't serve shellfish. So, 52:19 Speaker 1 I kind of like it. He stuck it to the man one last time, you know? 52:22 Speaker 1 Now I started learning the story more and supposedly this story is fake because 52:28 Speaker 1 Allegedly, Texas stopped serving last meals in September of 2011 52:34 Speaker 1 So now depending on how the story goes I heard that part of mine 52:37 Speaker 1 That's even more fucked like was that not like a like a rite of passage before you die you get to have that like 52:43 Speaker 1 I don't know who came up with the last meal 52:45 Speaker 1 But I didn't know you could just take that away from somebody like they still give him a last meal 52:48 Speaker 1 but it's just whatever's fucking served that day is what you get like it can be like the worst shit ever like you don't get 52:54 Speaker 1 I think that's why you get a bribe to government nowadays. You got to be like well. I got information 52:57 Speaker 1 I really need a you know 52:59 Speaker 1 I need a steak or I need I need some flounder from Olive Garden. It's a pasta so 53:06 Speaker 1 According to Google 53:08 Speaker 1 prisoners on death row 53:09 Speaker 1 Get one last meal to show humanity 53:13 Speaker 1 following old customs and keeps a sense of dignity before the execution. 53:19 Speaker 1 Ancient beliefs, many historians note that ancient Greeks and Romans fed 53:24 Speaker 1 condemned people so their spirits would not return as angry ghosts. Religious 53:30 Speaker 1 traditions, some groups like early Puritans held large feasts as a form of 53:35 Speaker 1 shared community forgiveness and final prayer. I don't think, are you sure you're 53:40 Speaker 1 right about Texas not giving them last meal. That seems really inhumane. I mean, you're 53:44 Speaker 1 already, you're already sentenced to death, right? 53:46 Speaker 1 I mean, like I said, it says right here since 2011, condemned prisoners in Texas or 53:50 Speaker 1 simply serve the regular institutional meal prepare for the rest of the prison unit 53:54 Speaker 1 on the day of their execution. Because I think, uh, I think, uh, Texas is the only 53:59 Speaker 1 state that still has the express lane, right? 54:01 Speaker 1 I don't know, but that gives me a good question for you. If you were on death row, 54:06 Speaker 1 And I was the warden and I came to you and said hey you can have your last meal 54:11 Speaker 1 anything you want or 54:13 Speaker 1 Recondical visit, but I have to choose who visit you. Oh, which one would you choose? 54:21 Speaker 1 No, and I'm 54:23 Speaker 1 Good, I'm a good word. I'm a good word like I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna send a dude in you know 54:27 Speaker 1 I mean like I'm gonna take like a black crack or I'll be like oh my god. Just kill me now 54:32 Speaker 1 Okay, kill me right now. 54:34 Speaker 1 No telling me that if you were, 54:36 Speaker 1 if you had one logical visit before your death, 54:38 Speaker 1 you would be that picky. 54:40 Speaker 1 Oh, 100%. 54:41 Speaker 1 I don't want to die. 54:42 Speaker 1 I know the last thing on my dick was a black crack whore 54:45 Speaker 1 or a crack whore in general or a black chick. 54:47 Speaker 1 Well, I don't understand why you care so much. 54:51 Speaker 1 I mean, if so, okay, let's just say a logical visit 54:54 Speaker 1 with a beautiful woman or a great meal 54:59 Speaker 1 and I'd even let you see a movie. 55:01 Speaker 1 Like, which one would you choose? 55:02 Speaker 1 any movie oh oh yeah definitely a meal in a movie yeah unless a lot longer I'm 55:08 Speaker 1 a consular visit after being in prison for fucking however many years I'm of 55:11 Speaker 1 the last 20 seconds and she's gonna be gone now I'm hungry you know I don't give 55:17 Speaker 1 you two hours I'll give you two hours doing each two hours doing each like you 55:22 Speaker 1 pick which one I think I'd probably eat me a good meal and watch the green mile 55:26 Speaker 1 would you watch the green mile that's depressing that's gonna make you sad 55:31 Speaker 1 right before you die and he died that way. 55:34 Speaker 1 And it gets me in the mood though. 55:35 Speaker 1 You know, I feel like John copy at that point, you know, it just kind of settles me in by 55:38 Speaker 1 all that's about to be me man. 55:39 Speaker 1 Cause like, I mean, 55:41 Speaker 1 the need like collect yourself with your thoughts and everything like you're banging 55:44 Speaker 1 some random AIDS hooker. 55:45 Speaker 1 Like it's just not gonna, I just don't see it being like the best way to go out. 55:50 Speaker 1 And I'm like, right before you die, you're just saying about banging that chick and you're like, 55:53 Speaker 1 we're never going to see her again. 55:54 Speaker 1 But if you have a good food and you watch the green mile, you know, when you get to, you know, 55:58 Speaker 1 if you weren't really guilty of the crime, go to heaven and you get to have 56:01 Speaker 1 whatever that meal was and green mild all the time. They open your cell and you're like, 56:06 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, boss. I'm sorry. Like Brandon, why are you talking like that? You're like, I'm just 56:11 Speaker 1 sorry, boss. Where's my pet mouth? I'm sorry. Mr. Jangles. Mr. Jangles. 56:19 Speaker 1 But I did start looking up. So, uh, after I saw the fact about this guy that was dying after a 56:24 Speaker 1 shellfish allergy, I thought about the oddest deaths, uh, like around like the most unique one. So I 56:29 Speaker 1 I got four here. Let me see if you know any of these. This is called the Erfurt Latrine 56:35 Speaker 1 disaster and 1184 with King Henry the six. Do you have any idea how King Henry the six 56:40 Speaker 1 might have died? Well, back then the castles used to have latrines that were built into 56:47 Speaker 1 the like the towers like they had towers that they would go to the bathroom and it would 56:52 Speaker 1 just fall onto the ground below like the common folk, right? Yeah. So I'm guessing and I hope 56:58 Speaker 1 this is true. The king went up there to drop a deuce and he fell through the toilet and 57:04 Speaker 1 died. Oh, do you very close? King Henry, the sixth held a meeting in a wooden building. 57:09 Speaker 1 The floor rotted was rotted and collapsed. Nobles fell into a deep pit filled with human waste 57:13 Speaker 1 and about 60 people drowned. Oh, God. They drowned in it. Yeah, they drowned in it. They 57:20 Speaker 1 just thought I was just so thick. It was like, you know, it's quicksand or something. They 57:23 Speaker 1 just sucked to the bottom of the ground and shit. That's crazy. 57:26 Speaker 1 I'm worried about you with this one. This was in 450 BC. This was a Greek playwright. How do you think he was killed? Y'all got something in common. 57:33 Speaker 1 A Greek playwright. 57:41 Speaker 1 Yep. 57:44 Speaker 1 Did he, did he have something? I don't want to say wrong. Did he need to go see a doctor or like a urologist? 57:50 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 57:51 Speaker 1 Why would you say that? Now I brought it up again for no reason if people are going to go back and try to listen to that episode. 57:56 Speaker 1 All right. We have something common. Was he bald? Yes. Okay. Is that what we have in common? Yes. Oh, he some type of burned at the top of his head that killed him. 58:09 Speaker 1 Would you say a burn? He died of burning. 58:12 Speaker 1 Very close. Very close. It sounds like bird, but it's something else. 58:18 Speaker 1 He burned, fern turned, turned, turned. 58:22 Speaker 1 Not quite. You're in. You're in. You're in. You're in. You're in. No, no, no, no. That was the first guy. 58:26 Speaker 1 Uh, all right. So the Greek playwright was killed outside when an eagle dropped a heavy 58:31 Speaker 1 tortoise onto his bald head. 58:33 Speaker 1 For a rock used to crack open shells. 58:36 Speaker 1 Shut off. 58:38 Speaker 1 So that's why I'm glad you were a hat. And most times like if you ever see a hawk or a bird 58:42 Speaker 1 flying around you put a hat on. 58:43 Speaker 1 So you're going to think you had to pick rock. 58:45 Speaker 1 The bus opened a turtle shell. 58:46 Speaker 1 You gotta be careful. 58:48 Speaker 1 Okay. Thank you. 58:50 Speaker 1 When I saw that I was worried about you. 58:51 Speaker 1 Oh my God. I got to tell you this quickly. 58:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 58:54 Speaker 1 All right, is Adora Duncan 1927? 58:58 Speaker 1 Uh, she was a famous modern dancer. 59:00 Speaker 1 How do you think she died? 59:02 Speaker 1 Oh, God, did it have to do with dancing? 59:07 Speaker 1 She was more not necessarily dancing, 59:09 Speaker 1 but she was like on like performance. 59:12 Speaker 1 Oh, God, she was stretching. 59:14 Speaker 1 No, not quite stretching, no. 59:16 Speaker 1 Did you fall to a trap door? 59:17 Speaker 1 Did you fall to a trap door? 59:18 Speaker 1 No, no, she was actually, it was more of like a parade. 59:22 Speaker 1 What, what are you doing to me? 59:24 Speaker 1 You can't tell me that she was a dancer. 59:26 Speaker 1 So I think it's associated with dancing. 59:27 Speaker 1 Then you say, no, no, performance. 59:29 Speaker 1 Okay, she's on stage. 59:31 Speaker 1 You're an idiot, parade. 59:32 Speaker 1 What? What are you doing? 59:33 Speaker 1 It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, 59:34 Speaker 1 it's like parade. 59:35 Speaker 1 Oh God. She got ran over my float. 59:36 Speaker 1 She got ran over my float. 59:38 Speaker 1 Oh, very close, very close. 59:40 Speaker 1 How do you think, 59:41 Speaker 1 how do you think she got under the float? 59:43 Speaker 1 She got thrown off a horse. 59:48 Speaker 1 No, she went right a horse. 59:49 Speaker 1 She'd be in the carriage. 59:50 Speaker 1 She fell through the bottom of the carriage. 59:55 Speaker 1 Very close. 59:56 Speaker 1 Famine moderate dancer died when her long-suck scarf became tangled in the open-spoke wheels 1:00:00 Speaker 1 of a moving car, strangling her instantly. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that would suck, dude. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 That's a terrible way to die. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why they say not to have long hair and long sleeves when you're dealing with 1:00:11 Speaker 1 rotating shit. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. 1:00:13 Speaker 1 You see those videos online, the girls. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 I can't remember the one I saw. 1:00:20 Speaker 1 This girl had something, it was like a spinning thing. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 And she was like, she had it up like this 1:00:25 Speaker 1 and it caught her bangs 1:00:26 Speaker 1 and it straight up ripped all of her hair out. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, Scoutia. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 Yes, man, it came out. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 It's nasty. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 This one's actually pretty famous. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 Bobby Leach from 1926. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 Do you know who he is? 1:00:40 Speaker 1 No, why would it, it's not famous. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 Nobody knows who Bobby Leach is. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 All right, he's, he was the guy 1:00:46 Speaker 1 surviving a famous trip over Niagara Falls in a barrel. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 The Daredevil died weeks later because of this. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say internal bleeding. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 No, I had nothing to do with his stunt. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 There was something completely different unrelated. 1:01:01 Speaker 1 What? Was he trying to do another stunt though? 1:01:04 Speaker 1 Nope, not another stunt. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 It's very cartoonish. 1:01:08 Speaker 1 This isn't, who, Dini's the one who got punched, right? 1:01:11 Speaker 1 And died from internal bleeding after he got punched. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 Cause he was showing people how strong he was, I think, right? 1:01:16 Speaker 1 Isn't that him? 1:01:17 Speaker 1 I think that was a strong man. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 The guy that took like a bunch of cannonballs to the gut. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:01:21 Speaker 1 I'm going to say ear infection. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 No, not ear infection. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 Dude, Michael Germany, why are you even commenting on stuff? 1:01:27 Speaker 1 I thought you were giving me a lifeline. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 It's just making shit up. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 I know he's like ear infection. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 It's very cartoonish, probably the most cartoonish way to die or cartoonish. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 When you think of cartoons, you think this happens. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 You never really have it happen in real life. 1:01:41 Speaker 1 He had a boulder land on him. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 No, that's more wily coyote. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 He-wee, he- ahh... 1:01:48 Speaker 1 Hold on, he- he- he ran, no, he didn't run through it. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 He tried to run, er, tried to- he tried to go through a mountain. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Like, just run through a mountain. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 Ah, we're not anything with wily coyote. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 I don't know why I'm only thinking of wally coyote. 1:02:02 Speaker 1 He- he, um, he ran off a cliff. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 I still wily coyote, what are you doing? 1:02:11 Speaker 1 I don't know why I can only think of wily coyote! 1:02:14 Speaker 1 What other cartoons are there? 1:02:15 Speaker 1 Hold on, give me one more guess. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 Hold on, I gotta think about it. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 Does it have to deal with ghosts and stuff? 1:02:20 Speaker 1 No ghosts, no Casper. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 Okay, I was thinking Scooby-Doo, but he, 1:02:26 Speaker 1 ooh, ooh, he tried to put his finger in the end of a gun 1:02:29 Speaker 1 and somebody pulled the trigger. 1:02:31 Speaker 1 Bugs Bunny, I like that, but no. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 Okay, go ahead. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 One more. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 One more. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 One more. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 Ooh, ooh, he had a bunch of balloons 1:02:42 Speaker 1 that he attached to his body 1:02:43 Speaker 1 He just floated up into the sky and then they all bought like pop and stuff. Uh, 1:02:46 Speaker 1 no, uh, but a Barry cartoonist, I gave it to you right here. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 After surviving a famous trip over Niagara Falls in a barrel, 1:02:51 Speaker 1 the daredevil died weeks later because he slipped on an orange or banana peel on 1:02:55 Speaker 1 a street and broke his leg leading to fatal gangrene. Oh my God. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 That's most, that's very cartoonish, right? You know, 1:03:01 Speaker 1 see how I feel about a banana peel and whatnot. I should, I should have got that. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I thought these were pretty crazy. You know, 1:03:07 Speaker 1 and I also thought like people just died so dumb back in the day. Like, 1:03:10 Speaker 1 I don't know if like in a thousand years from now, people are going to look back 1:03:12 Speaker 1 and that guy died really dumb from cancer. Like what an idiot. 1:03:15 Speaker 1 Oh, you think that's going to be the thing when like 100 years from now? 1:03:18 Speaker 1 Like why people used to die from cancer? 1:03:20 Speaker 1 Yes, but it may be maybe someone's like, I mean, you look at people 1:03:23 Speaker 1 but I'm from like gangrene and what was the other one? 1:03:27 Speaker 1 Scurvy, scurvy, rabies, gangrene. We hear about people dying from that 1:03:31 Speaker 1 like, oh, fuck it retarded. What's going on here? But, you know, going forward, 1:03:35 Speaker 1 you know, it might happen. So we'll just have to figure it out. 1:03:37 Speaker 1 cold coven 1:03:39 Speaker 1 I'd be a big one 1:03:41 Speaker 1 yeah 1:03:42 Speaker 1 oh man we appreciate everybody listening we about to we got one more day before we get in the weekend and we got 1:03:47 Speaker 1 9-11 to talk about 1:03:50 Speaker 1 9-11 baby, you know, uh said you never forget and I think a lot of people have forgot 1:03:54 Speaker 1 so we'll rehash it just figure out what's going on with that motherfucker and see if we got any uh new potential 1:03:59 Speaker 1 Uh attacks coming soon. I think there may be one if there's gonna be one 1:04:02 Speaker 1 I'll go ahead and tell you that tomorrow hopefully I remember it but uh chut for you you anything for me don't know 1:04:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll also recap the game in case somebody's wondering why the Los Angeles Rams and the 49ers are playing in Australia for this one. That's because they're the closest we we figured that out today. It's like the NFL was like, who's the closest to your guilty? You have to go. So what's going to be fun. I'm excited to watch it tonight. We'll be able to run that down Carter has his first fantasy game starting tonight. I think he has the Los Angeles Rams defense. So I will let you guys all know how that goes because every time the 40 minutes is going to be in the game. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 because every time the 49ers even score a field goal, Carter's gonna lose his mind and start crying, which I think is hilarious. 1:04:41 Speaker 1 So it'll be good. So I can't wait to get on that tomorrow as well. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 Alright, sounds good. Be sure to ram your nine in the butt. I will see you later. Bye!