Horniest School In America EP-386 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-09


This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild tastes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 An occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers, 0:27 Speaker 1 for anyone else trying to keep them clean. 0:31 Speaker 1 Get your teeth. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a person's problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought that opinions are first on the show 0:42 Speaker 1 are for getting purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Ironfish 0:45 Speaker 1 or P.B.N. Threshin'. Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 1:01 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go and make it to a Wednesday 1:03 Speaker 1 and breaking news just keep rolling in. 1:05 Speaker 1 We'll get to that here later in the episode 40 though, 1:08 Speaker 1 but my name is Brandon Thrasher. 1:09 Speaker 1 It is today in the dough show. 1:10 Speaker 1 Over there with plates banging in the background, 1:12 Speaker 1 chucks in the back of a restaurant. 1:13 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck Charles Ironfist, how you doing? 1:15 Speaker 1 There's always plates banging in the background. 1:16 Speaker 1 It's my wife. 1:17 Speaker 1 And she apparently loves to live in the kitchen 1:18 Speaker 1 when I'm recording and just do dishes. 1:20 Speaker 1 It's her thing. 1:21 Speaker 1 So, well, you can't complain too much, right? 1:23 Speaker 1 At least she's in the kitchen. 1:24 Speaker 1 Do it stuff. 1:25 Speaker 1 Where she should be. 1:26 Speaker 1 As she should be. 1:27 Speaker 1 I mean, it's taking me 15 years to get her to there, 1:29 Speaker 1 but now she knows her place. 1:31 Speaker 1 But, say, we learned anything about all these bitches, 1:32 Speaker 1 killing their children is that they should have just stayed in the kitchen and everything 1:34 Speaker 1 probably would have been fine. You know, you start getting them to what freedom, they start 1:37 Speaker 1 killing their kids and they start going crazy shit. They just, they were a lot happier too. 1:41 Speaker 1 And they were just in the kitchen and they didn't have to work and they just, you know, 1:43 Speaker 1 hung around the house all day. They were a lot happier, I believe. 1:46 Speaker 1 I'm not going to say anything. Okay. You know, I know people like when I comment on these things 1:50 Speaker 1 and I talk about news stories, I do it because I think it's going to put it to bed. You know, 1:55 Speaker 1 I think like once they hear my opinion and I tell them, hey, this murdering lady should go to jail. 2:01 Speaker 1 That should be enough for people to just be like, oh Chuck thinks she did it. That's fine 2:06 Speaker 1 But instead everybody reaches out to me and I get a book about why I'm wrong and why this lady is 2:16 Speaker 1 Innocent and her husband set her up and I'm a terrible human being because I don't see that so I'm just not 2:22 Speaker 1 You're dressed anymore first day on the internet, huh? 2:24 Speaker 1 I know. 2:25 Speaker 1 I know. 2:26 Speaker 1 I know. 2:27 Speaker 1 I know. 2:28 Speaker 1 I know. 2:29 Speaker 1 I know. 2:30 Speaker 1 I'm going to have to figure out how to go out Facebook again. 2:33 Speaker 1 But it's not even the group. 2:34 Speaker 1 It's people texting me that have my phone number that I'm friends with that are like, 2:39 Speaker 1 hey man, I heard what you said. 2:41 Speaker 1 You know, there's evidence that aliens were actually in the area when that all happened. 2:45 Speaker 1 That's who did it. 2:46 Speaker 1 You know, like whatever man, like just it's an opinion. 2:50 Speaker 1 It's an opinion. 2:51 Speaker 1 And there's a lot of things that we can differ on opinions like politics 2:59 Speaker 1 If Michigan's a good team or not 3:01 Speaker 1 But they don't they don't want to reach out to me about that. It's about when I'm trying to condemn a 3:07 Speaker 1 Myrtle woman to bitch. Yeah 3:10 Speaker 1 Crazy crazy. It's wild. But yeah, I think you know 3:13 Speaker 1 We said it before I think people come to you because they know that it's gonna you're gonna argue with them and they're gonna 3:17 Speaker 1 I get our chest skin me. I'd be like fuck off. I don't really care. You know, I uh 3:21 Speaker 1 But actually you say that about a lot of people 3:24 Speaker 1 think in Patrick's doing it. 3:25 Speaker 1 His attorneys are saying he's going to start 3:27 Speaker 1 filing defamation claims against all these crazy TikTok moms 3:30 Speaker 1 and shit like that. 3:31 Speaker 1 And they're like, are they going to see the whole internet? 3:34 Speaker 1 Well, it wouldn't be the whole internet. 3:35 Speaker 1 Essentially, all they got to do is just subpoena 3:37 Speaker 1 the all the users from TikTok. 3:39 Speaker 1 And then they can just search through it 3:41 Speaker 1 and see who is making these defamation or defamitive claims 3:43 Speaker 1 against him. 3:45 Speaker 1 Because now that trial's done, there's 3:46 Speaker 1 no one even prosecuting him. 3:47 Speaker 1 So all these dumb bitches on the internet 3:48 Speaker 1 that thought they were just going to be, you know, 3:50 Speaker 1 spy kids or whatnot. What's that dog that was detective? He did real good. 3:57 Speaker 1 Snoopy? No, no, no, no, the other guy with a trench coat. Remember, 3:59 Speaker 1 McGruff. McGruff. Yeah, they think they're McGruff bitches and they ain't on the 4:03 Speaker 1 gruff. All right. So now they're all going to get sued and go to jail more likely or just get 4:07 Speaker 1 fined and everything. Well, I've been hearing we're going to lose half our listeners if that happens 4:11 Speaker 1 because they're going to be brought in that action. They're like half of our listeners. 4:14 Speaker 1 Everybody that messaged me, I'm giving you up. Okay, I'm going to put your name out there. I'm 4:18 Speaker 1 I'm gonna send it to his attorney and go, 4:20 Speaker 1 hey, I don't know if you want to look into this guy. 4:22 Speaker 1 But, you know, maybe or this girl. 4:24 Speaker 1 Maybe it took that's what Joe kept for being mean to me. 4:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, I didn't jail. 4:29 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, we got Terrin here. 4:30 Speaker 1 What's up? How's Rex doing? 4:31 Speaker 1 Is there something wrong or she just asked 4:33 Speaker 1 and how he's doing? 4:34 Speaker 1 Remember he was covered in fleas. 4:35 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, thank you. 4:36 Speaker 1 Thank you, Terrin, reminding me. 4:37 Speaker 1 So as you guys know, I had a bit of a situation here 4:40 Speaker 1 with cockroaches fleas, pretty much any insect. 4:42 Speaker 1 And I had some copperhead snakes that decided 4:44 Speaker 1 to join the party outside. 4:45 Speaker 1 It's been a real great summer in the, 4:48 Speaker 1 in the Chuck household, right? Mr. Garland, Chad Garland not only came in and exterminated everything 4:55 Speaker 1 in my house for the first time ever. And I don't know if this is a coincidence. I don't 5:00 Speaker 1 know if this is something he did, but Chad, I'm going to give you credit for it because we 5:05 Speaker 1 Megan went to a poor glass of wine the other day. And there were two dead flies upside down 5:11 Speaker 1 deceased on her wine cart. And she goes, oh my God, he killed the house flies. 5:17 Speaker 1 Absolutely. This is legit. Like nothing survived that. Nothing. Well, that's what I was 5:22 Speaker 1 wondering. You know, the second part is you just got a bunch of bug carcasses all over the place 5:25 Speaker 1 now because they don't suck the bug that bugs up right. They don't just like evaporate. They just 5:29 Speaker 1 got a bunch of. Oh, no, no, you're supposed to vacuum daily. Which we've been doing. You're 5:33 Speaker 1 supposed to vacuum daily for I think seven days or something just because you got to make sure you 5:38 Speaker 1 you get all the carcasses up and they got eggs, right? 5:40 Speaker 1 He's like, look, I can't kill flea eggs. 5:42 Speaker 1 So you gotta get those up, get them out. 5:44 Speaker 1 So we've been vacuuming since then Rex has now been 5:47 Speaker 1 medicated. 5:48 Speaker 1 So if a flea does get on him, he will die. 5:51 Speaker 1 But the carcasses that are up high, 5:53 Speaker 1 you don't vacuum those. 5:55 Speaker 1 So it's another one. 5:55 Speaker 1 It's another one. 5:56 Speaker 1 The little fly bodies on the menu is so funny. 5:59 Speaker 1 And they're like, and do the spiders? 6:01 Speaker 1 Like, you just have like little tiny baby, 6:03 Speaker 1 or not a little baby ones, but like little spiders 6:06 Speaker 1 that make nests in like windowsills. 6:08 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 6:09 Speaker 1 You can't avoid them. 6:11 Speaker 1 All dead. 6:12 Speaker 1 I went over there and I'm like poking them all dead. 6:15 Speaker 1 So whatever Chad Garland did in my house, 6:16 Speaker 1 you killed everything, sir. 6:19 Speaker 1 And I'm greatly appreciative. 6:20 Speaker 1 Nice. Now I've just got to pick up all the carcasses. 6:22 Speaker 1 They just have the kids like just one day, 6:24 Speaker 1 but everyone that fight whoever finds the most bug carcasses 6:26 Speaker 1 and gets you know $20 or something like that. 6:28 Speaker 1 Just having to do like a little game of finding dead bugs 6:31 Speaker 1 everywhere. 6:32 Speaker 1 It's probably a lot. 6:33 Speaker 1 I haven't seen a lot. I mean, I'm still finding them, but Megan's, Megan's very happy. We're both very happy. The kids are happy. Nothing's been seen since he left. 6:41 Speaker 1 And I think we're in the clear at least till next summer. 6:45 Speaker 1 Cool. Oh, we got Jose in here as well. What up, Jose? We got Trish in here. Oh, my God. The flies have been bad this summer. Yeah. That's why we got those fake dragonflies outside. 6:52 Speaker 1 And they, they worked for a while. And then I think the flies figured out after three weeks they weren't real. And then we had to get the salt gun, the blast the bugs. That's pretty fun. 7:00 Speaker 1 But if you leave the gun outside, it gets you all humid 7:02 Speaker 1 and the soft gets all like coagulated and then shoot right. 7:05 Speaker 1 That or the flies are just getting stronger. 7:06 Speaker 1 I don't fucking know what's happening. 7:07 Speaker 1 But as soon as you whip that motherfucker 7:08 Speaker 1 and gun out, all the flies go away. 7:09 Speaker 1 So if they're learning, 7:10 Speaker 1 we're creating advanced flies. 7:12 Speaker 1 There's probably not good. 7:14 Speaker 1 But we're dealing with them, we're dealing with them. 7:16 Speaker 1 So glad you got rid of your carcasses and everything. 7:18 Speaker 1 We've got the Deaf August. 7:20 Speaker 1 And so let's take the cooler full of all the leftover shrimp boil 7:23 Speaker 1 to his parents and feed the chickens with it. 7:25 Speaker 1 Well, it's been like two days. 7:26 Speaker 1 So it's starting to smell like a propane on the porch. 7:28 Speaker 1 It's starting to get bad. 7:28 Speaker 1 You want to open it. 7:29 Speaker 1 It's outside. 7:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, we're not gonna leave it inside. 7:33 Speaker 1 You can't feed that to animals. 7:35 Speaker 1 You can feed the chickens. 7:37 Speaker 1 Rotten shrimp. 7:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, they growves and shit. 7:40 Speaker 1 It's like the same thing. 7:40 Speaker 1 Oh, it's really not a lot of shrimp. 7:41 Speaker 1 It's just sausage, corn and potatoes. 7:43 Speaker 1 I feel, I threw all the shrimp that night 7:45 Speaker 1 after I was like 20 beers deep. 7:47 Speaker 1 Ah, it's disgusting. 7:49 Speaker 1 I said we just don't put on the side of the dirt road, 7:51 Speaker 1 but they're like, I'll take it over the chicken somewhere. 7:53 Speaker 1 You're gonna kill all of his chickens. 7:54 Speaker 1 Tell me chickens is yeah. 7:56 Speaker 1 I don't know. 7:57 Speaker 1 They eat nasty shit all the time anyway. 7:58 Speaker 1 They love compost, compost, they're compost birds. 8:02 Speaker 1 What an under, chickens don't eat poop. 8:05 Speaker 1 Uh, not poop. 8:06 Speaker 1 What do you think compost is? 8:08 Speaker 1 Isn't compost poop? 8:09 Speaker 1 No, it's just all that left over, you know, 8:11 Speaker 1 people have like compost, 8:12 Speaker 1 bogs and bacteria that take all the scraps 8:13 Speaker 1 and just toss it out there. 8:14 Speaker 1 It's not poop. 8:15 Speaker 1 Just just like, what am I thinking? 8:15 Speaker 1 I'm thinking a fertilizer. 8:17 Speaker 1 You're thinking of a newer. 8:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. 8:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm sorry. 8:19 Speaker 1 Chuck's like, they don't eat poop. 8:21 Speaker 1 No, they don't. 8:22 Speaker 1 They do come over there. 8:22 Speaker 1 I'm over there with a, a turt Rex turd 8:24 Speaker 1 walking up to every chicken I can find. 8:26 Speaker 1 Like, hey, little buddy, want some turd? 8:28 Speaker 1 You know, like, yeah, well, the dog is his own shit. 8:31 Speaker 1 You know, they're like doing that. 8:33 Speaker 1 But all right, well, you know, with everything going on with all 8:35 Speaker 1 the rest and everything and, you know, with the trials we've had going on, 8:39 Speaker 1 there's something to circulate on the internet of who you'd rather take 8:42 Speaker 1 care of your children. 8:43 Speaker 1 Right? 8:43 Speaker 1 So I don't have kids. 8:44 Speaker 1 So I'm going to ask Chuck this. 8:45 Speaker 1 All right. 8:46 Speaker 1 Let's say you got go ahead and pick the child. 8:48 Speaker 1 What child are you like? 8:49 Speaker 1 I got to, you know, I got to let someone babysit this kid. 8:53 Speaker 1 Who? 8:53 Speaker 1 How would you put me in that situation? 8:55 Speaker 1 Um, well, Savannah's too old. Savannah's Savannah's not really able to be babysat anymore. Um, Carter 9:03 Speaker 1 is too docile. I feel like if I feel like any, even, even a good babysitter that had like a 9:09 Speaker 1 a week moment, you know, and like Carter would just lay down and let her beat him or whatever. 9:15 Speaker 1 He wouldn't, and he would never tell on him. You know, he'd, they'd be like, I didn't mean to give you a 9:18 Speaker 1 black eye and Carter, be like, okay, I won't go. I think it, I think it 9:23 Speaker 1 obviously needs to be the one child that can defend herself more than any of 9:28 Speaker 1 the others. So I'm going to say Sydney Sydney one, okay. 9:30 Speaker 1 Maybe so. All right, you got four options here. You got Lindsey Clancy. 9:34 Speaker 1 I was so a bit. Oh, wait, hold on. Yeah, don't say no, no, no, we're here. 9:39 Speaker 1 All these chill out. Are you going to be stuck with the last person that you're not 9:42 Speaker 1 going to be happy with. All right. So the four, we got our Lindsey Clancy, uh, 9:46 Speaker 1 Osama bin Laden, Diddy, or Hitler. 9:49 Speaker 1 Oh, God, dude. 9:53 Speaker 1 See, this is stupid, because the way you set it up, 9:55 Speaker 1 I think you want me to go one way, just because you know 9:59 Speaker 1 there's a reasonably better answer than the others, 10:04 Speaker 1 if I go with them. 10:05 Speaker 1 But I can't, and I'm going back to the Princess Bride 10:11 Speaker 1 when they're sitting there with the poison. 10:12 Speaker 1 He's like, undoubtedly, you want me to choose 10:15 Speaker 1 the cup in front of me, but I can't. 10:17 Speaker 1 because I'm a smart person, right? 10:19 Speaker 1 So I'm not gonna choose what you think, 10:20 Speaker 1 but I am gonna eliminate Clancy. 10:22 Speaker 1 How about that? 10:23 Speaker 1 You can strike it off. 10:24 Speaker 1 Or so you're striking Clancy's. 10:25 Speaker 1 You're down to Osama bin Laden, Diddy, 10:26 Speaker 1 or Hitler taking care of your younger child. 10:29 Speaker 1 Okay, so obviously Diddy's gone. 10:31 Speaker 1 Diddy's. 10:32 Speaker 1 Did I? 10:33 Speaker 1 Because I'm a bin Laden or Hitler. 10:36 Speaker 1 And you kind of know what the Muslims did, 10:37 Speaker 1 but I don't know if he was really a part of that. 10:39 Speaker 1 The 180 evidence, I mean, I didn't see it coming out 10:41 Speaker 1 and did. 10:42 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 10:43 Speaker 1 There's evidence, so Osama bin Laden 10:44 Speaker 1 is orchestrated 9-11. 10:46 Speaker 1 but he went like he was he was he one of the muslins at like young kids. I mean, Muhammad like six year old does this on that's why I'd be working. Okay was was 10:53 Speaker 1 Was that what is it you're trying to defend him? 10:57 Speaker 1 Uh, well, I like to I don't know if he like to me younger not, you know, so that's what I'd be thinking about, you know, obviously Hitler didn't so now you're between Hitler and Osama bin Laden to get away the pros of cons here. Okay. She's not Jewish. So that's see 11:10 Speaker 1 That's one of the reasons I let's let's look at what both of those men orchestrated terrible 11:19 Speaker 1 terrible things that have happened in history. 11:23 Speaker 1 I do not agree with either one of their mindsets or actions, but if I had to choose which 11:31 Speaker 1 one would probably be a better babysitter, how long am I leaving her alone with them? 11:35 Speaker 1 Like is it going to be whole day? 11:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. I mean you're doing shit. You know you gotta go cut trees and you gotta go work at school 11:41 Speaker 1 Then you gotta record with me and then you got softball practice for your oldest and then you pick her up after softball practice 11:46 Speaker 1 I guess it comes down to I 11:48 Speaker 1 Know she's a strong willed young lady and she's not gonna let anybody 11:53 Speaker 1 I can't believe I'm choosing this person. This is so stupid. This is the dumbest exercise you've ever done 11:59 Speaker 1 Only because she does like German food. I'm gonna say Hitler 12:03 Speaker 1 I heard it first, Trevor less Hitler maybe not his doctor over Lindsey Clensey, Osama 12:10 Speaker 1 bin Laden and Diddy. 12:12 Speaker 1 Well, I was thinking I was going to go with Sama, but then I'm like, you know, I don't 12:16 Speaker 1 know what he's going to do. 12:18 Speaker 1 Like while I'm gone, he might like have a moment where he's like, if I can only take one, 12:22 Speaker 1 I'll take one, you know, and then he's like, I'll take this child and make a statement, 12:26 Speaker 1 you know? 12:27 Speaker 1 So I don't think so. 12:29 Speaker 1 So okay, let's okay add mark into the add mark into the group you ready still oh, Sam or Hitler still Hitler 12:39 Speaker 1 But no, I mean I think I think Hitler was I mean obviously who's a bad person. He was a terrible human being but 12:46 Speaker 1 He was well nobody said he was a bad babysit. Yeah. I mean I think I think in general 12:51 Speaker 1 He was a good guy. He just made terrible decisions, you know 12:53 Speaker 1 Like he was a good father and I think a good husband up till the time they died, you know 12:56 Speaker 1 like, poison each other. 12:57 Speaker 1 Uh, but I said, yeah, there's nothing ever come out crazy with the kids. 13:00 Speaker 1 Uh, and he's got a lot of people that can also help, you know, watch him, you know, some 13:03 Speaker 1 of it, I would trust his right hand man to watch my kid, but like the, the higher up 13:07 Speaker 1 generals with Hitler, I think we're, we're capable and they were less coke out than he 13:11 Speaker 1 was. 13:12 Speaker 1 Who Hitler, Hitler, oh, oh, yeah. 13:15 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 13:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:17 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 13:18 Speaker 1 I mean, I think my biggest fear would be that he, he, I mean, it's eight hours. 13:20 Speaker 1 That's a long time. 13:21 Speaker 1 And if you're a professional, like indoctrinator, and you're really good at spewing your 13:26 Speaker 1 propaganda. I'd be more afraid of coming home and Sydney's got like a little mustache. 13:31 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I'm like, what happened? And she's like, free, pre-Palestine. 13:37 Speaker 1 Where'd that come from? We learned the Blick's Creed today, father. We will be doing 13:40 Speaker 1 that. That's pretty, very quick. So that would be, that'd be my only concern, but 13:46 Speaker 1 she's still young enough that I think I could get her back on track. Because I mean, 13:50 Speaker 1 didn't you ever have a bad babysitter when you're growing up? Um, I can't think of any 13:54 Speaker 1 babysitter. I think I just had my grandma babysitting me mostly. They live close. I don't 14:00 Speaker 1 know. I think the only other person that babysitting me maybe one time was my mom friend Tiffany 14:04 Speaker 1 and she was like, the other horse later. She was chill. But I can't really think of anybody 14:08 Speaker 1 that actually babysitting me. I think I was, I think I was abused one day, one day. And not 14:14 Speaker 1 serious. This is all coming back. It was just crazy. Because I was, I was, I was really young. 14:18 Speaker 1 I was probably seven, six or seven years old. 14:21 Speaker 1 And my mom dropped me off at a daycare, right? 14:24 Speaker 1 And it was in the country. 14:26 Speaker 1 And there's like 10 other kids there. 14:27 Speaker 1 I show up at like 8 30 in the morning. 14:30 Speaker 1 Nervous, scared. 14:32 Speaker 1 You know, like I've never done this before. 14:35 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, the lady comes out. 14:38 Speaker 1 She is, who's the lady in the story book 14:41 Speaker 1 that had all the little ducks following her 14:42 Speaker 1 and she's kind of a fat grandma. 14:44 Speaker 1 Look like Mrs. Doubtfire. 14:46 Speaker 1 And she carries a basket. 14:47 Speaker 1 Who is that? 14:48 Speaker 1 Someone's got to know. 14:50 Speaker 1 It's like the low lady in the goose or something or the, 14:53 Speaker 1 is the only issue? 14:55 Speaker 1 Is the only issue? 14:56 Speaker 1 Wasn't there an old lady in a shoe? 14:58 Speaker 1 Yes, you lived in one. 14:59 Speaker 1 I've but you had a bunch of, 15:00 Speaker 1 and all right. 15:01 Speaker 1 I think you had a bunch of daughters. 15:02 Speaker 1 Man, I'm messing that story up in my brain. 15:04 Speaker 1 But either way, my mom does a walk through 15:08 Speaker 1 and do dad, swing sets, they had tire swings, 15:11 Speaker 1 dad, everything you would ever, 15:13 Speaker 1 like as a kid, this was the greatest play area 15:17 Speaker 1 in the world. Plus it's on a farm, there's cows, there's horses, there's pigs. 15:21 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting there with my moms like, are you okay? 15:24 Speaker 1 And I'm like, looking around going, yeah. 15:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is exactly what I would want daycare to be. 15:30 Speaker 1 You know, even though I'd never been to one, 15:31 Speaker 1 this is what I envisioned it being like. 15:33 Speaker 1 So my mom gets in the car, all the parents get in the cars and leave, right? 15:38 Speaker 1 And the lady brings everybody inside the house. 15:41 Speaker 1 And we go to the living room. 15:42 Speaker 1 And she goes, okay, children, everyone lay down. 15:46 Speaker 1 you will be quiet and nap until I tell you it's time to go play. 15:52 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 15:53 Speaker 1 It's 9.30 in the morning and I'm going down and taking nap. 15:56 Speaker 1 I mean, what they're, dude, it was almost right before my mom got there. 15:59 Speaker 1 Probably an hour from my mom got there. 16:01 Speaker 1 She woke up all the kids and we got to go play for like 30 minutes. 16:04 Speaker 1 It was the worst day of my life. 16:05 Speaker 1 And this psychopath made everybody go to sleep or just lay there quietly. 16:09 Speaker 1 Which, you know, six years old, if you got to lay in the quiet, you're falling asleep. 16:12 Speaker 1 I mean, I was out. 16:13 Speaker 1 I mean, it was a long nap. 16:15 Speaker 1 But that was the worst. 16:16 Speaker 1 That's not what I wasn't kindergarten, man. 16:17 Speaker 1 Force naps for terrible. 16:18 Speaker 1 I hate to do that. 16:19 Speaker 1 You had to bring your mat and your towel. 16:21 Speaker 1 We're all just sleeping. 16:22 Speaker 1 We look like fucking refuge. 16:23 Speaker 1 You just sleeping in there on mats 16:24 Speaker 1 and towels and shit. 16:25 Speaker 1 What the fuck's going on here? 16:26 Speaker 1 So we're just laying there. 16:27 Speaker 1 You're garden? 16:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, they forced us. 16:29 Speaker 1 They would force us to take naps. 16:30 Speaker 1 I think the teacher just wanted to break from all the crazy 16:32 Speaker 1 ass kids, but they were forced to take naps. 16:34 Speaker 1 And I would never, right, I only fell asleep 16:36 Speaker 1 a couple of times. 16:37 Speaker 1 But I remember the guy that slept next to me. 16:39 Speaker 1 They'd be out for a second to be drooling 16:41 Speaker 1 and shit all over his mat and whatnot 16:43 Speaker 1 am I dude, what the fuck, man? 16:44 Speaker 1 I hate it. I was never big napper because I feel like I'm missing something when I fall asleep 16:48 Speaker 1 or I'm like going to be like, no wake up in the school is going to be on fire. 16:51 Speaker 1 I'm going to be like left behind. 16:54 Speaker 1 I know I'm teaching tomorrow. 16:56 Speaker 1 So I should totally do that with a third grade glass. 16:58 Speaker 1 Just be smart. 16:58 Speaker 1 All right. 17:01 Speaker 1 Everybody laid down on the floor. 17:02 Speaker 1 Nobody making noise. 17:03 Speaker 1 I'm turning the lights off. 17:04 Speaker 1 I'll wake you up in the time to get up and I'll just look at the clock. 17:06 Speaker 1 Okay, they got lunch in two hours. 17:08 Speaker 1 We'll wake them up for that and then recess and then back to sleep. 17:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's great day. 17:13 Speaker 1 Now I'm in high schoolers love it. They love fucking sleeping. 17:17 Speaker 1 So that's some of the best sleep I've ever get in was sleeping at a desk in high school. 17:21 Speaker 1 I fucking hate this class. I don't need what the lady's trying to teach me. 17:25 Speaker 1 I already know everything. All right, you're not fucking teaching me anything. 17:27 Speaker 1 You're fucking retarred. So I would just sleep on the desk and that was great, man. 17:31 Speaker 1 So enjoyable is like a nice cold desk and you just got the home of people around to do 17:34 Speaker 1 a weird shit and yeah, you know, every now they let you sleep. 17:37 Speaker 1 I depend on the teacher. I mean, sometimes they would care sometimes they wouldn't. 17:41 Speaker 1 But most of the time they really didn't give a fuck unless you started failing the class 17:45 Speaker 1 Then it would care but I never failed a class. I guess they didn't really care. I was in a I was in a class one time 17:50 Speaker 1 Oh my god, I wish I could remember this kid's name I 17:53 Speaker 1 Can't remember his name anyway 17:54 Speaker 1 We were in a class and you know we had to fake like you had to act like you were awake 17:58 Speaker 1 So the easiest way to do it would you you like position your hand like under your chin and 18:05 Speaker 1 Just like you could yeah, yeah, but you're like sleeping like this or you got your head like this 18:10 Speaker 1 and your head's down looking at your paper, 18:12 Speaker 1 but you're holding your head up, right? 18:13 Speaker 1 And you could sleep. 18:15 Speaker 1 So this kid did that, 18:17 Speaker 1 but he had his pencil in his, 18:19 Speaker 1 like between his fingers, like pointed up. 18:22 Speaker 1 And I guess he, I didn't see it. 18:25 Speaker 1 He's in the back of the class, 18:26 Speaker 1 and all of a sudden he starts screaming, right? 18:28 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh my God. 18:31 Speaker 1 So he fell asleep and his head went down, 18:34 Speaker 1 and the lead was sticking up the sharp end of the pencil. 18:36 Speaker 1 And jammed him in the chin 18:38 Speaker 1 the lead broke off under his skin. Yeah, like everybody thought like he was going to die of lead 18:44 Speaker 1 poisoning. That was like the big thing. Like the next like after school everyone's like, hey, 18:48 Speaker 1 did you hear about Joe? Yeah, he's going to die. Oh, I think the beginning. 18:51 Speaker 1 We're gonna go Friday. You go make it straight to his jugular man. He's dead. There's no way that 18:56 Speaker 1 dude survived. But at least a baking sleep was you faking faking. Yes, the eraser should 19:02 Speaker 1 about by faking sleeping in high school was the thing. We never were able to get away with 19:05 Speaker 1 just putting our heads down and drooling all over the place. 19:08 Speaker 1 All right. 19:09 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 19:10 Speaker 1 I must say, yeah, they didn't really care a whole lot. 19:12 Speaker 1 But speaking of high school, that kind of transitioned 19:13 Speaker 1 into our next thing that I had for us. 19:15 Speaker 1 Top 10 horniest colleges. 19:18 Speaker 1 So I got a list here. 19:19 Speaker 1 These are ranked based on pregnancy test orders. 19:22 Speaker 1 So they went to the doctor's office at the school 19:26 Speaker 1 and said I need a pregnancy test. 19:28 Speaker 1 And they gave it to them. 19:29 Speaker 1 They give out free condoms and pregnancy 19:30 Speaker 1 tests that most colleges just to try to cut down on that. 19:33 Speaker 1 And I think some of them give out plan Bs, 19:35 Speaker 1 but I'm not 100% sure on that. 19:37 Speaker 1 So these are the top 10 colleges 19:39 Speaker 1 that are not one my daughters to attend, got it. 19:41 Speaker 1 Florida State? 19:43 Speaker 1 No, not on here. 19:45 Speaker 1 Georgia. 19:46 Speaker 1 No, not on here. 19:48 Speaker 1 Mississippi State. 19:50 Speaker 1 I will go ahead and tell you there are 19:53 Speaker 1 one, two, three, four of these are ranked. 19:59 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, four of ranked. 20:01 Speaker 1 Okay. 20:03 Speaker 1 Um, Penn State. 20:06 Speaker 1 No, not there. 20:08 Speaker 1 Ohio State? 20:09 Speaker 1 Yes. 20:10 Speaker 1 Number four. 20:11 Speaker 1 259 pregnancy test ordered from the school doctor in the last 12 months. 20:16 Speaker 1 That's it. 20:17 Speaker 1 I mean, that's just the one that they're ordering. 20:19 Speaker 1 You know, the rest of them are just buying plant bees or they're just giving, 20:22 Speaker 1 they're giving, let the pregnancy go through or just doing a bunch of cocaine to kill it. 20:25 Speaker 1 So these girls are going straight to the doctor, 20:29 Speaker 1 at the college and getting a pregnancy test? 20:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like, can I get a pregnancy test? 20:32 Speaker 1 And they just give it to you. 20:33 Speaker 1 Same thing with condoms, you can do the same thing. 20:35 Speaker 1 Oh, so it's not like a blood or a urine. 20:37 Speaker 1 It's like a free EPT. 20:39 Speaker 1 Like a, yeah, I think they just take it home and piss on it. 20:42 Speaker 1 Oh, that's crazy. 20:43 Speaker 1 I didn't know they offered those for free. 20:45 Speaker 1 I'm okay, Ohio State. 20:47 Speaker 1 The rank top 10? 20:49 Speaker 1 No, because there's 10 of them, so there's no way I'll 10. 20:51 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 20:52 Speaker 1 You're like a three that are ranked now. 20:54 Speaker 1 Oh, UCLA. 20:56 Speaker 1 Oh, no, not on this list. 20:58 Speaker 1 Texas? Yes, number 10 and 127. I believe that Oklahoma. No, no, Oklahoma. You've got, uh, 21:08 Speaker 1 let's see, you've got one SEC team on here and the rest are, I think big 10, except 21:15 Speaker 1 for two that I don't even know what division they're in. Another SEC team. So it's not Georgia. 21:21 Speaker 1 not Tennessee. Yeah, Tennessee. You have 168. So you got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven 21:28 Speaker 1 left. Is there a way that we could get a pregnancy test and an incest test? I don't know 21:32 Speaker 1 if they come together how that works, but when they both people to piss on it, the guy 21:36 Speaker 1 has sex with A and May to say they're in sexual or would. Okay. Okay. So high state, 21:43 Speaker 1 Tennessee, Texas, uh, ranks is where you got me because I know that I'm thinking it's 21:49 Speaker 1 like a party school. 21:51 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. But the CUCF doesn't have a huge population Miami Miami. 21:57 Speaker 1 Oh, what's one? 22:02 Speaker 1 University of Miami. 22:04 Speaker 1 No, we'll stay on the one. 22:07 Speaker 1 There's another one. 22:09 Speaker 1 University of Miami. What? 22:11 Speaker 1 Well, this one says because there's Miami Ohio also, right? 22:15 Speaker 1 But this one says Miami slash Oxford. 22:17 Speaker 1 So I don't know if they're tired. Is there a Miami in Mississippi as well? 22:19 Speaker 1 that's a 22:26 Speaker 1 three hundred twenty five of pregnancy test 22:30 Speaker 1 oh my gosh that's number one 22:33 Speaker 1 down at a number one is at seven 22:34 Speaker 1 hundred and sixty one ooh ooh let me get that 22:36 Speaker 1 when let me get that one can be the region 22:37 Speaker 1 give me the region uh midwest 22:40 Speaker 1 Michigan down at it 22:44 Speaker 1 they've been in the news a lot 22:46 Speaker 1 No, depending the news a lot see Midwest. You don't know what the Midwest is. That's a problem. Um, Louisville 22:56 Speaker 1 That's not Midwest. No, that's I thought you thought that was a Midwest. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it 23:03 Speaker 1 No, not quite 23:05 Speaker 1 What else is out there? 23:09 Speaker 1 We've been talking about them. We've been talking about them. They've had a lot of hype 23:12 Speaker 1 We've been talking about them. Yeah, Boise State 23:15 Speaker 1 Wait, when have we ever talked about Boise State? 23:17 Speaker 1 I mentioned them. 23:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. 23:19 Speaker 1 Hold on. 23:19 Speaker 1 Hold on. 23:20 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:21 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:22 Speaker 1 I got this. 23:23 Speaker 1 I got this. 23:24 Speaker 1 Um, I want to the most height teams lately. 23:25 Speaker 1 Oh Colorado. 23:26 Speaker 1 Yes. 23:27 Speaker 1 Yes. 23:28 Speaker 1 Colorado. 23:29 Speaker 1 It's 761 pregnancy test in the last 12 months. 23:31 Speaker 1 God, well. 23:32 Speaker 1 Really? 23:33 Speaker 1 I don't think they're Midwest. 23:34 Speaker 1 What are they central? 23:36 Speaker 1 I'm going to say they're West. 23:39 Speaker 1 I think they're in the middle though. 23:41 Speaker 1 They're kind of in the middle. 23:42 Speaker 1 I don't think they are. 23:45 Speaker 1 I hate it. 23:46 Speaker 1 Your geography drives me crazy. 23:49 Speaker 1 In the mid, everything's mid to you. 23:52 Speaker 1 Everything's mid. 23:53 Speaker 1 There is nothing else. 23:55 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a Mountain West, my bad. 23:56 Speaker 1 Okay, Mountain West. 23:58 Speaker 1 Okay, we'll take Mountain. 23:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, Mountain Mountain, I can get behind. 24:01 Speaker 1 Okay, I'll just go ahead and give you these other ones 24:02 Speaker 1 because I don't think you're gonna get them. 24:03 Speaker 1 We got UC SB, I don't even know where the fuck they are 24:06 Speaker 1 that 716 Miami-Ox River 325 Ohio State 24:09 Speaker 1 was number four, 259. 24:11 Speaker 1 Bowling Green State University, number five, 189. 24:14 Speaker 1 You got Arizona 180 TCU at 176, Tennessee at 168. 24:18 Speaker 1 Cincinnati at 144 and then Austin at 127. 24:23 Speaker 1 I just have this place. 24:23 Speaker 1 Just because I can't remember. 24:25 Speaker 1 I do want to send my kids. 24:27 Speaker 1 Which school had the least or like less than 10 tests? 24:31 Speaker 1 BYU? 24:32 Speaker 1 No way. 24:34 Speaker 1 They got to get married there first, they want to fuck. 24:36 Speaker 1 They brought me, yeah, but you know how many, 24:38 Speaker 1 they're soaking. 24:39 Speaker 1 And you know, soaking, you can get pregnant off soaking. 24:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you're supposed to pull out 24:44 Speaker 1 for the soaking's finished. 24:45 Speaker 1 At least. 24:47 Speaker 1 Pardon, see you, too. 24:48 Speaker 1 Definitely don't center to Arizona State University. 24:50 Speaker 1 I'm surprised that was not on the list. 24:51 Speaker 1 They don't even get pregnancy test. 24:52 Speaker 1 They just go straight. 24:53 Speaker 1 Every Monday morning, all those girls 24:54 Speaker 1 just go to get abortions. 24:55 Speaker 1 They take plant bees. 24:56 Speaker 1 They just got like a has the Spencer full of them. 25:00 Speaker 1 Oh, lots of community colleges. 25:01 Speaker 1 Hold on. 25:03 Speaker 1 He's practicing. 25:04 Speaker 1 Yes, colleges. 25:04 Speaker 1 But if I had to go into university of West Georgia, 25:09 Speaker 1 the king you're going to mock community college um oh yeah okay so it's all your 25:16 Speaker 1 religious ones uh I just need to give me give me one um which religious school 25:21 Speaker 1 she gonna go to yeah you just gonna start finding one and then just start 25:25 Speaker 1 buying a bunch of gear for her and just be like oh dude they've got a great soft 25:27 Speaker 1 opera brand she's gonna be uh if BYU is number one I'm 25:33 Speaker 1 be. Okay, here we go. The Russell group, can we trust them? Oh my god. See, dude, I'm 25:43 Speaker 1 freaking something happened to my phone this morning and my VPN that Michael Germany put 25:49 Speaker 1 me up with, set me up with. It now has me on a server in England. So now everything I search 25:56 Speaker 1 comes back. Turn it off. I don't know how. Because you want to know which ones. Bath 26:03 Speaker 1 Spide University, University of the west of Scotland, University of Bedfordshire, 26:09 Speaker 1 T-side University at number five, 26:11 Speaker 1 Caterberry Christ Church University with 2.8 pregnancy tests given away last year. 26:18 Speaker 1 That's pretty awesome. 26:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:20 Speaker 1 Oh, hell yeah, but let's do it. 26:24 Speaker 1 Shout out on heart rate at our podcast or spot at five. 26:26 Speaker 1 Be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow helps out to get bit. 26:28 Speaker 1 It really doesn't. 26:28 Speaker 1 We see y'all doing it all the time. 26:30 Speaker 1 even more so now we're giving away a PS5 but 1000 views on the day of the 26:33 Speaker 1 day of the day of the show Spotify go over there check it out and send me a 26:36 Speaker 1 screenshot Instagram Brandon Thrasher or the Clues to on Facebook we'll get you 26:39 Speaker 1 on the list we got the Patreon down below you sent paid advertising for the 26:42 Speaker 1 show and for now not scary hookers here with prostitutes uh steroid fraud 26:45 Speaker 1 whatever we need to get show off the ground we appreciate it we got the website 26:48 Speaker 1 dailydoseshow.com go over there check it out get all the information on the 26:51 Speaker 1 show as well as the merch store up there as well and Michael Jeremy 26:53 Speaker 1 runs for and all the proceeds do go to him the brothers clips and 26:56 Speaker 1 everything he does behind the scene we appreciate that shut the eye 26:59 Speaker 1 I think that. 27:00 Speaker 1 Yes, I had to change it to US and Brandon, congratulations on being correct. 27:06 Speaker 1 And the United States, well, my children will all be attending. 27:09 Speaker 1 I'm just going to announce it here first. 27:10 Speaker 1 It's breaking news. 27:12 Speaker 1 Brigham Young University in... 27:14 Speaker 1 Brigham Young. 27:15 Speaker 1 Provo Utah, where the honor code is that students assign a strict contract, promising 27:22 Speaker 1 to abstain from premarital sex, homosexual behavior, or alcohol use. 27:28 Speaker 1 their first day. And the best part is violating this code will lead to expulsion, which keeps 27:35 Speaker 1 public and private compliance very high. So I'm excited, dude. I'm excited to have my kids 27:43 Speaker 1 in BYU and get a great education and maybe great daughters. I'll send Carter to like 27:49 Speaker 1 Cincinnati or what's the other one? 27:51 Speaker 1 But they sent the Colorado. 27:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I need more money for produce. 27:55 Speaker 1 He says it's gonna give me 25 a week. 27:58 Speaker 1 He's like, I've capped out now and I need money, boys. 28:03 Speaker 1 Meanwhile, me and Miss Mina's calling me and she's like, 28:05 Speaker 1 so I'm up for expulsion because they caught me kissing a boy at the study group. 28:11 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what did you do? 28:12 Speaker 1 How dare you do this to our name? 28:14 Speaker 1 Be like, dad, he was also had long hair and they saw him from behind. 28:18 Speaker 1 So they think I'm gay too. 28:19 Speaker 1 So should I say I was homophobic or it was a boy? 28:22 Speaker 1 I don't know what I should say. 28:24 Speaker 1 Because I don't think Mormons believe in pregnancy tests 28:26 Speaker 1 or condoms so there'd be no reason. 28:27 Speaker 1 You get married there at the school 28:28 Speaker 1 and then you impregnate them and then that's just your life. 28:31 Speaker 1 I mean, I see those videos of people going around all the time. 28:33 Speaker 1 They're like, they say something like, 28:34 Speaker 1 would you have it rather have a billion dollars 28:36 Speaker 1 or a million dollars or 15 minutes with Joseph Smith? 28:38 Speaker 1 They're like, oh, I would live Dr. Joseph Smith. 28:41 Speaker 1 Wow, he fucked you. 28:42 Speaker 1 He tricked you fucking hard to do this dumb, natural legend. 28:45 Speaker 1 Literally, the most made up religion ever 28:47 Speaker 1 was made up like a hundred years ago. 28:49 Speaker 1 And people were like, this is law man. 28:50 Speaker 1 It's just this is law. 28:51 Speaker 1 I think Scientology is worse than more. 28:55 Speaker 1 But it did. I have a fucking school that plays, you know, that's relevant. 28:59 Speaker 1 What? 29:00 Speaker 1 And I have a relevant school. I mean, BYU, you see him. 29:03 Speaker 1 You see him on ESPN every now and then. 29:05 Speaker 1 You don't see like the school of Scientology in their playing football. 29:07 Speaker 1 So why are you saying that that makes BYU worse? 29:11 Speaker 1 It makes him more established as the biggest idiots. 29:13 Speaker 1 No. 29:14 Speaker 1 I mean, they got a whole- 29:17 Speaker 1 These Scientologists haven't gotten to whole school that sometimes is ranked. 29:21 Speaker 1 that's because of the players are 30 29:24 Speaker 1 yeah that and they fucking 29:26 Speaker 1 uh... damn uh... 29:27 Speaker 1 when they dedicated a whole fucking state in school to it i mean it's just ridiculous 29:30 Speaker 1 it's craziness but 29:32 Speaker 1 uh... i don't know if i was gonna say if any moreman's listen but i don't think there 29:35 Speaker 1 are a lot of use you know 29:36 Speaker 1 technology outside of you talk 29:38 Speaker 1 like china 29:39 Speaker 1 like a germany just said 29:41 Speaker 1 dude 29:42 Speaker 1 so he must 29:43 Speaker 1 germany probably was he might have been ex-mormon 29:46 Speaker 1 always he has a kick out 29:48 Speaker 1 You're so good to watch. 29:49 Speaker 1 Because yeah, 29:49 Speaker 1 he was like, 29:50 Speaker 1 he was like, 29:52 Speaker 1 they're like, Michael, 29:54 Speaker 1 we know what you did last night. 29:56 Speaker 1 He's like, what? 29:57 Speaker 1 Like, were you soaking again? 29:58 Speaker 1 It's like, I swear, I can't help it. 30:00 Speaker 1 I'm addicted. 30:01 Speaker 1 That's not in the ham, but look, 30:03 Speaker 1 it says no thrust. 30:04 Speaker 1 Like that's, is that a glass of milk? 30:09 Speaker 1 No, it's water. 30:10 Speaker 1 This is embarrassing. 30:11 Speaker 1 I have to keep it turned. 30:13 Speaker 1 This is the cup that I was using. 30:14 Speaker 1 Do you see it? 30:15 Speaker 1 What it's doing? 30:16 Speaker 1 It's just dripping. 30:17 Speaker 1 Yes, it's just leaking non-stop. 30:19 Speaker 1 So I had to look on my desk and unfortunately somebody left a glass on my desk. 30:27 Speaker 1 So I had to move all of my ice water into a crazy mark glass and I'm embarrassed for anybody to see it. 30:32 Speaker 1 So I can't turn like this. 30:34 Speaker 1 Oh shit. So all right. Um, I said, I do have it's good. 30:39 Speaker 1 Got news, but let's go ahead and get into what the check. 30:43 Speaker 1 What the check. 30:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? 30:46 Speaker 1 Chuck me real hard Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me oh 30:52 Speaker 1 Chuck Chuck it real good 30:55 Speaker 1 That's you 30:58 Speaker 1 Oh my god, dude, I can't I can't help myself 31:03 Speaker 1 Every time my life gets normal and it's like okay nothing can go wrong right nothing can be bad 31:10 Speaker 1 So Megan's van. I think I told you a few days ago that she was backing up and her screen just started 31:16 Speaker 1 he's gone, right? And you're running out. What? She ran into something. That's why I went poof. 31:22 Speaker 1 She says she didn't. But now the screen doesn't work. So she has no backup camera, which means we can't survive that way. 31:31 Speaker 1 There's no way. She'll make it a day, maybe two, but her working at a school. She's not safe. So I took the van 31:39 Speaker 1 and to where we bought it, which was Troncali, 31:43 Speaker 1 whatever, and coming Georgia. 31:44 Speaker 1 And I say, hey, I need this fixed. 31:47 Speaker 1 Because it only has 112,000 miles. 31:49 Speaker 1 I mean, it's still like, I like to drive 31:50 Speaker 1 the, just drive into the ground, 31:52 Speaker 1 but it's a Chrysler product. 31:53 Speaker 1 So I feel like I've already driven it to the ground. 31:55 Speaker 1 It hit 100,000, which you can't really ask for more than that. 31:58 Speaker 1 Like, the clock is ticking. 32:00 Speaker 1 You get over 98,000 miles and it's like, 32:02 Speaker 1 hey, man, we did it, you know? 32:04 Speaker 1 I'm wondering where I thought of this one. 32:05 Speaker 1 Let's just blow the fuck up, the random bike. 32:08 Speaker 1 So it did, it did. 32:09 Speaker 1 So I take it, drop it off, and today I get a phone call, 32:12 Speaker 1 and they said, hey, so we did the diagnostics, 32:15 Speaker 1 we have everything you need, 32:16 Speaker 1 you need a new, a whole new screen. 32:19 Speaker 1 The screen's faulty. 32:20 Speaker 1 And I said, okay, how much is that? 32:21 Speaker 1 I said, that's gonna be $1,700 installed. 32:24 Speaker 1 So that seems pretty expensive. 32:25 Speaker 1 Okay, cool, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 32:27 Speaker 1 before we let you go, we checked your brake pads 32:29 Speaker 1 and your rotors, and you need full new, 32:32 Speaker 1 everything brake pads and rotors, 32:33 Speaker 1 and that's gonna be 680 bucks. 32:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, cool, thanks, man. 32:36 Speaker 1 because I'm up up up up before I let you go, 32:39 Speaker 1 you really need new set of tires on this thing. 32:41 Speaker 1 I mean, the tires are like about ready to blow up, right? 32:43 Speaker 1 But I can't see the tires because they're so deep. 32:46 Speaker 1 So they're probably slides at this point. 32:48 Speaker 1 They're slick, so I don't even know. 32:49 Speaker 1 So when it was all said and done, 32:51 Speaker 1 I think my grand told it was my like 3500 bucks. 32:53 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, and then I need a new auxiliary battery 32:55 Speaker 1 front of the hood, 32:56 Speaker 1 because I replaced it three months ago, 32:57 Speaker 1 and it's already bad again. 32:58 Speaker 1 And that's the one that opens the doors, 33:00 Speaker 1 keeps it into the electric mode at red lights and stuff, 33:05 Speaker 1 and it starts it and starts it 100 times a day. 33:09 Speaker 1 So I just said, okay, look, I'm done. 33:12 Speaker 1 I'm done with, I'm not spending $5,000 on this piece 33:16 Speaker 1 of crap car that is already at 112,000. 33:20 Speaker 1 The engine's gonna blow up any day. 33:22 Speaker 1 There's no way it's not. 33:24 Speaker 1 So I'm sorry, I saw it called USAA, 33:27 Speaker 1 who I get my auto loans through 33:29 Speaker 1 and everything like that. 33:30 Speaker 1 I said, look man, here's, here's what I'm thinking. 33:32 Speaker 1 How much would my APR be on a $40,000 loan? 33:36 Speaker 1 That should be enough to get me a car 33:38 Speaker 1 that's not gonna just blow up or maybe get her a foreign car. 33:42 Speaker 1 That'd be crazy, right? 33:43 Speaker 1 There's something that's gonna last. 33:45 Speaker 1 Guess how much my payment is gonna be 33:50 Speaker 1 on a $40,000 loan? 33:51 Speaker 1 This is unbelievable. 33:53 Speaker 1 I'm guessing $1,000 a month. 33:56 Speaker 1 Jesus, no, God, that's a lot of money. 33:57 Speaker 1 It was $600. 33:59 Speaker 1 $600 for a car payment, right? 34:02 Speaker 1 So 34:05 Speaker 1 Normal I don't know I'm a month at 905 but obviously I pay like time to get it paid off 34:09 Speaker 1 I'm paying $300 a month on this thing 300 bucks a month like so I'm thinking and this is doing 80 months 34:16 Speaker 1 I didn't know that was a thing. Oh, you guys like how long do you want the loan for? 34:19 Speaker 1 I said what's the longest you got he said 80 months. I'm trying to do the math in my head. I'm like 34:23 Speaker 1 No, like six years seven years. Maybe he's like it's a long time 34:27 Speaker 1 What I don't want to be paying this thing off when I'm what almost 60 34:31 Speaker 1 This is crazy 34:33 Speaker 1 So I freaking I think what I'm gonna do and I need you to talk me out of it or talk me into it 34:38 Speaker 1 I know this is crazy some people are gonna say this is a bad word. I think I'm gonna lease 34:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean how many miles is Megan drive a year? 34:51 Speaker 1 Maybe 10,000 yeah, but don't you take like trips in it and shit like that or I guess you use the bus now but 34:56 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, I don't have every Christmas. 35:00 Speaker 1 It's like, it's sorry. 35:02 Speaker 1 We got to take the bus. 35:03 Speaker 1 We got to save the mile. 35:05 Speaker 1 Like your mom's like, 10 miles left to the end of the year. 35:08 Speaker 1 We got five days left. 35:09 Speaker 1 All right. 35:10 Speaker 1 So I laid the van here. 35:11 Speaker 1 It's like I hate Christmas. 35:13 Speaker 1 I hate it. 35:15 Speaker 1 I hate this fucking bus. 35:18 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I, you know, at one point, I did look at, uh, 35:22 Speaker 1 listen a vehicle like back in the day and I can't remember what it was I was 35:27 Speaker 1 like weighing the options like the payments a little cheaper you can't ever 35:30 Speaker 1 modify it though if you fuck something up I think you got to still pay for it 35:34 Speaker 1 depending on what you did like if you run into something I don't know yeah yeah 35:38 Speaker 1 you know that happens you know that's happening yeah yeah yeah I guess it just 35:43 Speaker 1 kind of depends on what the vehicle is worth because like depending on your 35:46 Speaker 1 loan like your term like is the car got to be worth it at the end because you 35:50 Speaker 1 know they want you to buy it or they want to get a new car. 35:54 Speaker 1 To me, there's just so many rules and regulations around it. 35:56 Speaker 1 Now, if you're doing fucking 80 months, 35:58 Speaker 1 I think the car's gonna blow up before you pay it off anyway. 36:00 Speaker 1 So, depending on what you get. 36:03 Speaker 1 Unless you buy like a Toyota Highlander or something, 36:05 Speaker 1 that'll last you a while. 36:06 Speaker 1 No, I think we're gonna go into the, 36:07 Speaker 1 I think we're gonna get into the Honda pilot. 36:10 Speaker 1 The Honda pilots where I'm going 36:11 Speaker 1 so it's got to happen seats. 36:13 Speaker 1 It's got everything we need. 36:14 Speaker 1 But what scares me is like today, 36:16 Speaker 1 like we're driving my truck. 36:17 Speaker 1 We're at one vehicle family right now 36:19 Speaker 1 because the car is still in the shop. 36:21 Speaker 1 I have to take Megan to work. 36:23 Speaker 1 She gets in my truck with purse, lunch bag, backpack, 36:28 Speaker 1 massive thing of water. 36:31 Speaker 1 And in her right hand, she has a coffee mug 36:35 Speaker 1 that we bought in Casa Mel, Mexico. 36:38 Speaker 1 Brandon, it's the biggest coffee mug I've ever seen. 36:43 Speaker 1 And it's the... 36:44 Speaker 1 No, no, of course not. 36:46 Speaker 1 Let's go. 36:47 Speaker 1 So she gets in as soon as I put it in reverse, 36:48 Speaker 1 It's like, it spills and it gets on my seat. 36:51 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, what are you doing? 36:53 Speaker 1 Drive looking idiot. 36:55 Speaker 1 I put it in reverse. 36:56 Speaker 1 Like, what are we talking about? 36:57 Speaker 1 We've got to go backwards. 36:59 Speaker 1 Okay. 37:00 Speaker 1 So that kind of scares me because I know how she takes care 37:04 Speaker 1 of a poll street. 37:06 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 37:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, you get that's where I'm afraid of this whole least thing, 37:09 Speaker 1 but I've never done a least. 37:10 Speaker 1 So I'm trying to get people to like, 37:11 Speaker 1 I don't, these are horror stories out there. 37:14 Speaker 1 Like, what do I need to know before I get into this massive 37:17 Speaker 1 car payment on a car that's probably going to blow up. 37:20 Speaker 1 I mean, I think it's kind of like the same ideal as like 37:22 Speaker 1 renting a house person by an house. 37:24 Speaker 1 Like what are you really looking? 37:25 Speaker 1 Do you want to keep it for a while? 37:26 Speaker 1 Do you want to live there? 37:27 Speaker 1 You want to be able to make changes to it? 37:29 Speaker 1 Do you want to, you know, something happens? 37:30 Speaker 1 Do you don't have to take into the dealer? 37:31 Speaker 1 You don't have to call them? 37:32 Speaker 1 Like a rental, like you put money towards it. 37:34 Speaker 1 You never actually ever going to own it. 37:35 Speaker 1 But for some people, it's like a good scenario 37:37 Speaker 1 because maybe they don't have as much, you know, 37:39 Speaker 1 maybe they can't get approved or maybe they'd like 37:40 Speaker 1 bouncing around from different places. 37:41 Speaker 1 They don't want to worry about having to sell a house. 37:44 Speaker 1 So I mean, she's gonna keep it for a while. 37:46 Speaker 1 I mean, if so, I would say just buy it. 37:48 Speaker 1 She keeps it until they fall apart. 37:50 Speaker 1 But I'm telling you, I don't know what she does. 37:51 Speaker 1 I think she's really hard on them, dude. 37:54 Speaker 1 Really hard. 37:55 Speaker 1 Who's this? 37:56 Speaker 1 Let's see, Germany. 37:57 Speaker 1 Where in terror penalties, standard dents, minor, 37:59 Speaker 1 post restraints or curb rash on wheels are heavily screwed. 38:02 Speaker 1 Not like, oh yeah. 38:03 Speaker 1 Oh God. 38:04 Speaker 1 The leasing company expects the car back in pristine condition. 38:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, so you're gonna like lease it for two years 38:09 Speaker 1 and then they're gonna take it back into like, 38:10 Speaker 1 it's cars fucked. 38:11 Speaker 1 You owe us $20,000 on the other ones. 38:13 Speaker 1 They're like, they're a payment boy. 38:15 Speaker 1 Oh, you gotta give it to us right now. 38:16 Speaker 1 Are you going to jail? 38:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:18 Speaker 1 Everyone in the comments is like, do not fucking lease. 38:22 Speaker 1 Like I said, I really don't understand the benefit of it. 38:24 Speaker 1 Maybe unless you're just like, I really don't know. 38:27 Speaker 1 Unless you're maybe like you live in a apartment 38:28 Speaker 1 in like Miami or something and your work's like, 38:31 Speaker 1 10 miles down the road and you're only driving 10 miles a day 38:33 Speaker 1 or 20 miles, maybe then if you want something like cool or nice. 38:36 Speaker 1 But we did see someone, someone did say they worked at Audi, 38:40 Speaker 1 I think, or Mercedes and out for red at their listener, 38:43 Speaker 1 they go up there. 38:43 Speaker 1 So I don't know what they want at the back car there. 38:46 Speaker 1 They're gonna like give us a lease. 38:47 Speaker 1 Like if they give me a, you know, a Mayback, you know, 38:50 Speaker 1 Mercedes Mayback, I'll fucking drive that will promote the hell 38:52 Speaker 1 out there. 38:53 Speaker 1 At least for two years. 38:54 Speaker 1 I just, I think it's funny if Vanessa is saying do your homework. 38:57 Speaker 1 Okay, Vanessa, I have like a day. 38:59 Speaker 1 Okay, so there's no homework to be done. 39:01 Speaker 1 I'm heading to a dealership within 24 hours 39:04 Speaker 1 and I'm screwed either way. 39:06 Speaker 1 There's no way I'm getting out of this looking screwed. 39:08 Speaker 1 Because they're gonna know. 39:08 Speaker 1 As soon as I walk in there and I say my wife doesn't know 39:10 Speaker 1 a backup camera, they know I'm not gonna keep that 39:13 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna keep her in that car because it's gonna I'm just gonna hit somebody she's gonna kill somebody so 39:18 Speaker 1 I'm done. I'm screwed. So yeah, I just I just got to do it tomorrow 39:22 Speaker 1 I think this is I got a hate buying cars. I know it takes forever. Oh 39:28 Speaker 1 Why that's you know you don't make a million dollars start a dealership like fast food 39:32 Speaker 1 I want to be in and out in 20 minutes because there's no way it takes that long. What are they doing? 39:38 Speaker 1 And they got like call financing and shit. Well, I guess if you go with your own financing 39:42 Speaker 1 Maybe you're cool like you bring USA you had to bring USA 39:44 Speaker 1 Hey guys have him like in uniform and everything and just be like this is my guy 39:47 Speaker 1 All right, he's gonna get cash. He just drunk house and I got kron kowski with me 39:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, Germany slow down. We're trying to find funds for a Honda brand time about a bin. Yeah, I don't know 39:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, no this guy the members of the chat right now 40:01 Speaker 1 He's like hey come in mercy come in the Mercedes of alpha red. I'll take care of you. Yeah, okay 40:06 Speaker 1 Well, whatever it is, if I go in there, you're not taking care of me. 40:09 Speaker 1 I'm not your clientele. 40:11 Speaker 1 What she said she was, uh, she was head of marketing there. 40:13 Speaker 1 So that's something maybe they're going to kill us a car to drive around. 40:17 Speaker 1 I would drive one for like 600 bucks a month. 40:20 Speaker 1 You get me one of those bad boys for 600 bucks. 40:22 Speaker 1 I'll do it. 40:23 Speaker 1 But no, I'm going to turn it in pristine. 40:25 Speaker 1 It's probably even more valuable than a Honda pilot. 40:27 Speaker 1 Oh, maybe I can get your look at it probably like $300,000. 40:30 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not going to get a Mayback. 40:32 Speaker 1 There's no way I'm going to drive a May. 40:33 Speaker 1 Savannah wanted me to get a Tesla the other day. 40:35 Speaker 1 And she's like, why can't we just get a Tesla? 40:37 Speaker 1 I'm like, it's electric. 40:39 Speaker 1 She was like, yeah, but that means you never have to pay 40:41 Speaker 1 to fill it up. 40:42 Speaker 1 I said Savannah, what do you think happens when you got 40:43 Speaker 1 a charge it? 40:44 Speaker 1 That's free. 40:46 Speaker 1 Like credit cards too, huh? 40:47 Speaker 1 You think they're free? 40:48 Speaker 1 What? 40:50 Speaker 1 No, but you could get a cyber cab. 40:52 Speaker 1 They're coming out for under $30,000 40:54 Speaker 1 and they just drive themselves. 40:55 Speaker 1 Then you get to worry about it running in anything. 40:57 Speaker 1 And they charged themselves. 40:58 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 40:59 Speaker 1 I'm charging Tesla came out with a cyber cab. 41:02 Speaker 1 Got a cyber tag to cyber cab and you buy one. 41:05 Speaker 1 It should hopefully maybe by the end of the year 41:06 Speaker 1 or like early next year, 41:08 Speaker 1 they're gonna release them to consumers price point 41:11 Speaker 1 under $30,000. 41:12 Speaker 1 It is fully self-driving, 41:13 Speaker 1 Simon Steer and Willard pedals in that motherfucker. 41:15 Speaker 1 You just put it where you wanna go and just take ya. 41:17 Speaker 1 It's like a Waymo? 41:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it doesn't have all the stupid fucking cameras 41:20 Speaker 1 and everything on it. 41:21 Speaker 1 It's just like gold and it's got like, 41:22 Speaker 1 it's got like cybercab on the side, like in cyberpunk font. 41:25 Speaker 1 They just released them in like San Antonio, I think. 41:28 Speaker 1 And I've been seeing a bunch of people 41:30 Speaker 1 taking rides in them. 41:31 Speaker 1 They look pretty cool. 41:31 Speaker 1 They look clean. 41:32 Speaker 1 They look a lot better than my most. 41:33 Speaker 1 hair and yeah and way mows uh they're like fucking a quarter million dollars once 41:38 Speaker 1 they're all outfitted because they use what uh what is it what's the base model is 41:41 Speaker 1 a Lexus right it's like a really high end Lexus I don't know I saw a group of them 41:45 Speaker 1 driving down the road the other day when I was downtown Atlanta and they were 41:48 Speaker 1 all in line waiting to turn right but the one in the front wasn't going and it 41:52 Speaker 1 was a green light so everybody was honking but there was like four way mows and 41:55 Speaker 1 they're all just sitting there all together they're bad they don't know what's 41:57 Speaker 1 going on they were getting robbed a lot so they they parked themselves in 42:00 Speaker 1 in the nicer neighborhood instead of the ghetto 42:02 Speaker 1 because people were like scrapping the cameras off of them 42:04 Speaker 1 and shit and they can't get away in time. 42:06 Speaker 1 Germany said he sent you tennis UVs. 42:07 Speaker 1 Put them in the chat here. 42:08 Speaker 1 Germany will go through them real quick. 42:10 Speaker 1 Okay. Vanessa said, go to Carmax. 42:12 Speaker 1 I'm, you guys know the story. 42:14 Speaker 1 I told the story a year. 42:15 Speaker 1 Or was, when did I tell the story about my Dodge 42:17 Speaker 1 caravan blowing up and I took it to Carmax, 42:19 Speaker 1 but I did it during the day 42:20 Speaker 1 because none of the electrical stuff worked. 42:22 Speaker 1 And then they gave me a check 42:23 Speaker 1 for what it's actually worth 42:24 Speaker 1 because they didn't know that it was blown up. 42:25 Speaker 1 So I think they got me on a list there. 42:26 Speaker 1 I can't go there. 42:27 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 42:28 Speaker 1 Uh, Tara said a Mitsubishi. I don't think anyone's ever recommended anybody ever get a Mitsubishi. I don't even know what they still make anymore 42:35 Speaker 1 I've never seen a Mitsubishi on the road. It's ever the ones that are like 2003 and they're smoking like hell, you know 42:40 Speaker 1 Like what the fuck's going on the driver and the cars both smoke it, but 42:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know 42:45 Speaker 1 Germany's got that 42:46 Speaker 1 Tara 42:47 Speaker 1 Didn't did she tell everybody how she got in her car accident yet 42:51 Speaker 1 Uh, I think she ran she fell asleep ran in the back someone 42:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I guess I guess Megan saw it on social media and she goes and 43:02 Speaker 1 Cross tear off the list of people allowed to drive our children 43:07 Speaker 1 Just how do it early in the morning when she's sleeping super is decent. Yeah, I don't think Chuck's lesbian enough for that 43:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not what are you talking about we don't do super 43:15 Speaker 1 Where's Vanessa? Nobody's ever nobody's ever recommended a Subaru straight man 43:20 Speaker 1 Um, Germany Senate and text message now I gotta look at that motherfucker. 43:25 Speaker 1 Tara said she has a Mitsubishi almost 200,000 miles. 43:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you destroyed it. 43:29 Speaker 1 I can follow the part. 43:32 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't want the one you rammed into somebody with. 43:36 Speaker 1 All right. 43:36 Speaker 1 Here you go. 43:38 Speaker 1 Here's one. 43:38 Speaker 1 Uh, a 2025 Honda pilot touring. 43:40 Speaker 1 That's got to be the nicer one. 43:40 Speaker 1 Uh, at Bowles Honda in Marietta certified one owner with no accidents. 43:44 Speaker 1 23,000 miles from 43 K after at a Vlorum and interest. 43:48 Speaker 1 you're looking at probably 50. 43:51 Speaker 1 Good God, I'm not doing that. 43:53 Speaker 1 Well, Ad Vlorans like 8%, right? 43:55 Speaker 1 So you got to take 8% of what are the prices 43:56 Speaker 1 and add that for your tax tag title. 43:58 Speaker 1 I don't think I do, because I'm a VA. 44:00 Speaker 1 I got 100% disability. 44:03 Speaker 1 So you can't fucking drive and they're just like, 44:04 Speaker 1 oh, you don't have to pay taxes. 44:06 Speaker 1 No, I don't pay taxes. 44:07 Speaker 1 I don't pay taxes. 44:08 Speaker 1 You'll pay taxes on the car. 44:10 Speaker 1 Damn, I could have shown them that one. 44:11 Speaker 1 I bought my truck, would have said it. 44:12 Speaker 1 But the car has to have a handy cat license plate, 44:16 Speaker 1 which Megan loves. 44:17 Speaker 1 Okay, she loves it. 44:20 Speaker 1 It's the wheelchair thing. 44:21 Speaker 1 It's awesome. 44:23 Speaker 1 You got a 2024 or a 2023 Acura, 44:26 Speaker 1 one base, one technology, whatever the fuck that means, 44:29 Speaker 1 that just sounds like problems. 44:32 Speaker 1 I don't know anything about the Acura's, 44:33 Speaker 1 I wouldn't go with that. 44:34 Speaker 1 Here's a good one though. 44:36 Speaker 1 2023 Toyota Highlander XLE, 47,000 miles, 36K. 44:40 Speaker 1 That was nice. 44:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, the Toyota Highlander's, 44:42 Speaker 1 I heard those are really nice. 44:43 Speaker 1 And I think they have the Captain seeds, 44:45 Speaker 1 they have everything we want. 44:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:47 Speaker 1 that might be the way to go. 44:48 Speaker 1 Like I said, we're up against the clock here. 44:50 Speaker 1 He's got a lot of actors in this motherfucker. 44:52 Speaker 1 You got a 2024 rap or Toyota. 44:54 Speaker 1 That's a little bigger than a Highlander of 23,000 miles 44:58 Speaker 1 for 31 nine. 45:00 Speaker 1 It's a connyer's one-owner no accidents. 45:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I said, my mom's got a Highlander. 45:04 Speaker 1 She had like 225,000 miles. 45:06 Speaker 1 She didn't have really any engine problems 45:08 Speaker 1 with her gait latch in the back fucked up one day. 45:11 Speaker 1 And it went on and actually lit up, 45:12 Speaker 1 but that was really long. 45:13 Speaker 1 She had with it. 45:14 Speaker 1 And obviously tires and brakes got to do that shit. 45:15 Speaker 1 but yeah, all right, well there's some options there. 45:18 Speaker 1 Super is awesome, not just for lesbians anymore. 45:21 Speaker 1 Nice, a hedge hedge don't share. 45:24 Speaker 1 I will say I have not seen a woman 45:27 Speaker 1 that drives it this not a lesbian. 45:28 Speaker 1 Except for oxygen. 45:30 Speaker 1 I've never seen a guy drive one that wasn't gay. 45:35 Speaker 1 We're in flannel and got smoking, 45:37 Speaker 1 like Virginia Slims. 45:38 Speaker 1 With ear hole extenders, you know. 45:42 Speaker 1 The gauges. 45:43 Speaker 1 Every every time you see a guy in a Subaru, he's got the gauges, a choker and a small dog. 45:49 Speaker 1 Every time it's the weirdest thing. 45:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't see a whole lot of them. 45:54 Speaker 1 But yeah, I'm guessing I told a highlander if I can be your best bet because they got the third row and the back also for kids. 45:59 Speaker 1 If you got to think they have, I think it's two captains in the front, two captains in the back and then they got the three bits. 46:04 Speaker 1 See, I'll go all the way. 46:05 Speaker 1 Oh, wow. 46:06 Speaker 1 That big? 46:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what my mom's got. 46:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, two captain chairs in the back as well, I believe. 46:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got to have that. 46:12 Speaker 1 I gotta have that because the kids fight about you know, I don't want to see it going up and back and all that like whenever we get an uber with the kids 46:18 Speaker 1 It's a nightmare, you know because I don't want it sitting back another fighting over that and then they just pulled a little trigger on the side of the seat and goes 46:25 Speaker 1 fine 46:27 Speaker 1 And you're going to have to pay for that, you know, so I give you three star mr. Luntsford your juggernaut head 46:36 Speaker 1 They are they are I know so but hey, I'll let you guys know what I get 46:40 Speaker 1 It's gonna be happening this week. 46:41 Speaker 1 What might be whatever Megan gets, 46:43 Speaker 1 but where I really care about is one safety, 46:46 Speaker 1 because she's got the kids, 46:47 Speaker 1 and two, how much damage could she cause to the car, 46:52 Speaker 1 and is it worth it with the lease? 46:53 Speaker 1 Because I think it could get ugly. 46:56 Speaker 1 But I think she's gonna get a big truck, probably. 46:59 Speaker 1 That's protection. 47:00 Speaker 1 Now, curb in the wheels, that's gonna happen. 47:03 Speaker 1 Running over the curb, that's gonna happen. 47:05 Speaker 1 Running over smaller cars or animals, 47:07 Speaker 1 that'll definitely happen. 47:08 Speaker 1 But it's got the pre-collision, you know, it says to keep you from running into it. 47:12 Speaker 1 Lots of stains on the seats. 47:14 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 47:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:15 Speaker 1 Find something that's got rubber flooring. 47:17 Speaker 1 That'd be great. 47:19 Speaker 1 All right, Sam's good. 47:20 Speaker 1 And we're going to get into 47:21 Speaker 1 Delidosa, Domus. 47:40 Speaker 1 Those are Dom News, Daily News, Dom News, from Brandon. 47:45 Speaker 1 The missiles face the darn question Michigan, Michigan football game. 47:50 Speaker 1 So this is from the actual MAC, their division where Western Michigan hails from. 47:56 Speaker 1 This is what they said. 47:57 Speaker 1 After further study investigation is now evident that the replay protocol was not properly 48:00 Speaker 1 followed in determining whether time remained on the clock at the conclusion of the game. 48:04 Speaker 1 The established replay protocol requires that the game clock displayed on the program 48:09 Speaker 1 feed be used in determining whether time remain. 48:13 Speaker 1 Instead, the Big Ten conference replay crew relied upon the clock feed embedded within 48:18 Speaker 1 the three-play system. 48:19 Speaker 1 As a result, one second was added back on. 48:21 Speaker 1 The MAC is now asking NCAA to overturn the game. 48:26 Speaker 1 So that's kind of what we were talking about yesterday. 48:28 Speaker 1 We didn't know, we were like, why are the game clocks not lined up with what you see 48:32 Speaker 1 on TV? 48:33 Speaker 1 TV is aligned with what's in the stadium, which is what the player see. So that's what they go off of two is we're synced up. Now, why would you not have a sync up to the regular big 10 clock is what we were wondering. But apparently that doesn't matter because all replay is supposed to go off the program feed. So they're supposed to be re watching what was going on with the overlay that ESPN or Fox or whatever puts up. Now, if they overturned this, I mean, Michigan already dropped in the rankings after winning this game. They're completely out. Pass way past 25. I mean, 49:03 Speaker 1 This is a look good for Michigan to say, okay, we didn't know. 49:06 Speaker 1 Like I don't know if Michigan is really a fault here 49:08 Speaker 1 because it was a third party that came in and said, 49:11 Speaker 1 oh no, there's actually one more second on the clock. 49:13 Speaker 1 But how does Michigan handle this? 49:15 Speaker 1 Are they like, okay, we do agree we'll give up the win 49:17 Speaker 1 or are they gonna fight this? 49:18 Speaker 1 Like probably like they do. 49:20 Speaker 1 I mean, they got a scandals every year for the past three years. 49:22 Speaker 1 I think 90% of Michigan fans would agree 49:27 Speaker 1 that the best thing that can happen in this situation 49:30 Speaker 1 is they revert to what happened and Michigan gets the L 49:37 Speaker 1 in that game because every Michigan fan 49:40 Speaker 1 does not like Bryce Underwood. 49:42 Speaker 1 They do not like what's happening with the college program 49:45 Speaker 1 and how better to blow up a program 49:48 Speaker 1 and to lose to Western Michigan University, 49:52 Speaker 1 a MAC team and it would help us. 49:55 Speaker 1 So if anybody wants this to happen, it's Michigan fans, okay? 50:00 Speaker 1 Michigan didn't get anything from that. 50:02 Speaker 1 The college, you're gonna hold on to this W for what reason. 50:05 Speaker 1 It's embarrassing. 50:05 Speaker 1 It's even more embarrassing you store in the field. 50:08 Speaker 1 Give it to them. 50:09 Speaker 1 They earned it because they really did. 50:11 Speaker 1 I mean, they earned it. 50:12 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, granted is Michigan a powerhouse? 50:14 Speaker 1 No, but Western Michigan, the recruits that they have 50:18 Speaker 1 compared to Michigan's recruits? 50:20 Speaker 1 That's hilarious. 50:22 Speaker 1 So I think that they should totally overturn it. 50:24 Speaker 1 Give it, give the W to Western. 50:26 Speaker 1 Let Michigan's implosion happen. 50:29 Speaker 1 It's been happening for years, especially with the stuff that happened. 50:32 Speaker 1 It was to read more or Sherrod Moore and his lover. 50:36 Speaker 1 That was Sherrod. 50:38 Speaker 1 Whatever his name is. 50:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:39 Speaker 1 It looks like my Tom lady. 50:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:40 Speaker 1 Sherrod Moore. 50:41 Speaker 1 So I mean, let's just get it over with you. 50:43 Speaker 1 Rip the Band-Aid off. 50:44 Speaker 1 Let Michigan go. 50:45 Speaker 1 Oh, and whatever they're going to go this season. 50:48 Speaker 1 And then we get rid of the coach. 50:50 Speaker 1 We get rid of the quarterback. 50:52 Speaker 1 And we bring in Tom Brady to coach him. 50:54 Speaker 1 And that's the logical thing that happens here. 50:56 Speaker 1 You gotta bring in TB to put things back on track. 51:00 Speaker 1 And that's what I'm hoping happens. 51:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think it's, I don't know if this has ever happened 51:04 Speaker 1 before in like modern college football area 51:07 Speaker 1 where they take back a win, 51:08 Speaker 1 where they vacate a win, 51:09 Speaker 1 because they were trying to do that 51:10 Speaker 1 with Michigan's national championship, right? 51:14 Speaker 1 Well, they tried to, 51:14 Speaker 1 that was because of the, was that the science deal? 51:17 Speaker 1 That was a science deal. 51:18 Speaker 1 And then that was the same year, 51:20 Speaker 1 and then Harbaw's like, 51:20 Speaker 1 I gotta get the fuck out of here, 51:21 Speaker 1 go there and I fell and he left. 51:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, you're the science deal in things stupid, 51:25 Speaker 1 I mean all the signs were stolen at games and it was from a guy from Michigan staff stallions 51:31 Speaker 1 who was sitting in the fan with the fans watching their coordinators. 51:37 Speaker 1 If you don't change your size, I coach kids. I coach little 10 year old girls and guess what I do 51:43 Speaker 1 every game. I change the signs for stealing, bunting, and taking, okay? So if you don't change 51:50 Speaker 1 your signs at that level, you're an idiot. So I don't agree with that. I think Michigan did win it. 51:53 Speaker 1 I think Carball had a great team and they won it fair and square. 51:56 Speaker 1 But I think now it's time to just let it go. 52:00 Speaker 1 I mean, just go through the painful season you're 52:03 Speaker 1 already going through. 52:03 Speaker 1 Everybody that is on-fan dual can make a lot of money off this. 52:07 Speaker 1 And we can move on with our lives. 52:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 52:10 Speaker 1 I mean, I think it's going to be crazy if they do overturn it. 52:13 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously then CAA. 52:14 Speaker 1 I mean, from what, that's how the replay protocol works. 52:18 Speaker 1 Then I mean, there shouldn't be any reason to not overturn it. 52:20 Speaker 1 I mean, I thought maybe they did have something 52:23 Speaker 1 where they had their own separate camera 52:24 Speaker 1 that they went off of for their own time clock. 52:26 Speaker 1 But now it's come out saying that the protocol 52:28 Speaker 1 is to use the one that everybody sees on TV 52:31 Speaker 1 and the same one that everyone in the stadium sees. 52:33 Speaker 1 So, I think they might be- 52:35 Speaker 1 All this technology available to us 52:36 Speaker 1 and we can't get it right. 52:37 Speaker 1 I mean, AWS and baseball, if a ball is in the strike zone, 52:41 Speaker 1 they know it, right? 52:43 Speaker 1 But if the ball travels over the foul lines, 52:46 Speaker 1 there's nothing in technology right now 52:49 Speaker 1 that can tell you that ball was fair foul. 52:51 Speaker 1 Ridiculous to me. 52:52 Speaker 1 that we even have umpire's on a field in 2026 with all the technology football as well. 52:57 Speaker 1 Why are we still freaking measuring a first down based on where some old dude thought 53:01 Speaker 1 the knee touched? 53:02 Speaker 1 They don't use a computer. 53:04 Speaker 1 They do. 53:05 Speaker 1 They do the virtual now. 53:06 Speaker 1 They have the guy spot the ball, but they do have the virtual measurement as well that 53:08 Speaker 1 the virtual measurement only comes into play after they spot it. 53:11 Speaker 1 Yes, correct. 53:12 Speaker 1 And then it shows it, but it shows that the ball is in the right spot or not. 53:16 Speaker 1 They mean soccer ball and people. 53:18 Speaker 1 those every on pyre for every single every every game every sport should have an earpiece that somebody's talking 53:26 Speaker 1 I'm saying this with a computer says and then boom we never get it wrong again because I like it stupid 53:30 Speaker 1 I like how this year they're like all right everyone wants more accurate measuring and time measurement give them 53:36 Speaker 1 Cameras on their hats. We don't want cameras on their fucking hats who gives a fuck all right and the cameras asked to and we're in 53:42 Speaker 1 2026 and we're still recording these plays at like fucking 25 frames a second. 53:47 Speaker 1 Like there should be no reason in the fucking replay that there's a blur of somebody. 53:52 Speaker 1 All right, we've got the best cameras in the world now. 53:54 Speaker 1 We should be able to record that shit like 120 frames and see the motherfuckers. 53:58 Speaker 1 The way his nutshipping his pants have wanted to. 54:01 Speaker 1 Did you see the play around on which college team it was? 54:06 Speaker 1 They were, I might have been the Marshall game because he was in all green and he's running 54:10 Speaker 1 And the defender goes and grabs the back of his pants. 54:13 Speaker 1 And it's like, and it's live, dude. 54:15 Speaker 1 And he tackles him by his pants. 54:17 Speaker 1 So he pulls his pants all the way down. 54:19 Speaker 1 So they're below his knees at this point. 54:21 Speaker 1 And the dude just goes down, right? 54:24 Speaker 1 And he's trying to pull his pants up, 54:26 Speaker 1 but he's wearing a jock strap, which, you know, 54:28 Speaker 1 I don't know how many, I think everybody's seen a jock strap 54:30 Speaker 1 for any women that have never seen one. 54:32 Speaker 1 We are just design ever in American history, 54:36 Speaker 1 and I'm ashamed that we did it. 54:38 Speaker 1 I don't understand why it jocks drabs butless. 54:40 Speaker 1 Have you ever understood why it's just two straps 54:43 Speaker 1 around your butt cheeks? 54:44 Speaker 1 Like I think maybe. 54:45 Speaker 1 I think maybe. 54:46 Speaker 1 I think it's so, you don't get like a rash 54:48 Speaker 1 or like a rubbing on a, you know, 54:50 Speaker 1 with the two fabrics rubbing against each other 54:51 Speaker 1 and then you get like butt itch 54:52 Speaker 1 and you want to be able to scratch your butt in the game too. 54:54 Speaker 1 And I think it helps with sweat. 54:56 Speaker 1 So you don't sweat as much. 54:57 Speaker 1 You get swamp ash 54:58 Speaker 1 and let it breathe a little bit back there. 55:00 Speaker 1 I don't think any of that's true. 55:01 Speaker 1 I don't think any of that science 55:03 Speaker 1 that you just told us is true. 55:04 Speaker 1 That's why you got gold bomb when you go on ice 55:06 Speaker 1 because you got sweaty ass and you don't want to rub it raw. 55:08 Speaker 1 So it's like the same idea. 55:09 Speaker 1 Do you think if you have a full butt jack strap, 55:13 Speaker 1 that would cause you to persperate in your crack, 55:16 Speaker 1 which would cause the rubbing and rawness to happen? 55:19 Speaker 1 Well yeah, that, and you got two fabrics rubbing against 55:21 Speaker 1 each other, creating friction in their moving 55:22 Speaker 1 different kinds of ways, and they get all twisted 55:24 Speaker 1 and whatnot. 55:25 Speaker 1 It's be uncomfortable. 55:28 Speaker 1 Have you ever wore jack strap? 55:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, football. 55:31 Speaker 1 And that was comfortable. 55:32 Speaker 1 It was more comfortable than having like a fucking underwear like a diaper on my ass 55:40 Speaker 1 No, it's not dude where the jocks trap comes together under the man's genitalia like the taint area 55:47 Speaker 1 That's where it's all stapled together. Right. It's all well. I don't know about now when I was like an eye 55:53 Speaker 1 Staples polkaar tanks and shit, man. It was terrible 55:57 Speaker 1 because the way it would come together it was probably at least an inch thick. 56:01 Speaker 1 It'd be an inch thick because those are like heavy elastic bands that come out the sides of a 56:06 Speaker 1 jock strap. I remember I used to sit there and if you sat down wrong it would pinch your 56:12 Speaker 1 skin or pull your hair. Like it was the most painful like if you move like this with that on 56:19 Speaker 1 oh it's it's on baby. So I never really understood the whole theory behind jock straps anyway, 56:24 Speaker 1 But I thought that video this weekend of the dude getting panned I can tell you right now what they're gonna do 56:30 Speaker 1 Because that was shown that was shown live on TV. You saw that dudes 56:34 Speaker 1 You saw the black hole like like live on TV and then they tried to blur it out after they realized what was happening 56:40 Speaker 1 It was pretty funny. So you know what they're gonna do now. Oh 56:43 Speaker 1 They got to make players wear butt plugs 56:47 Speaker 1 With the little mini helmets that just they got their team logo on there 56:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, see it. Look, uh, 56:59 Speaker 1 Josh transfer designed to be backless. 57:00 Speaker 1 Told out from maximum freedom of movement and ventilation during physical activity. 57:04 Speaker 1 Design minimizes heat and moisture buildup, 57:06 Speaker 1 making them ideal for sport. 57:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. So you want it. 57:08 Speaker 1 You wanted to be able to breathe down there. 57:09 Speaker 1 Okay. So I got, I got another question. 57:11 Speaker 1 This is interesting. 57:12 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen a female wear one? 57:17 Speaker 1 Um, no, I don't. 57:19 Speaker 1 What would they be? 57:20 Speaker 1 We wear it for. 57:21 Speaker 1 I mean, they just wear like short shorts and like volleyball and soccer. 57:24 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not saying they had to. 57:27 Speaker 1 What? 57:28 Speaker 1 Just saying they wanted to. 57:30 Speaker 1 Oh, no, they didn't want to. 57:31 Speaker 1 But I say that's what comes up all the time. 57:33 Speaker 1 They're like, why are women having to wear these outfits 57:35 Speaker 1 meant men to get to wear these? 57:36 Speaker 1 But there's alternative outfits. 57:38 Speaker 1 And the women want to wear the most skimpiest thing 57:40 Speaker 1 they can wear, because I don't know if they like it. 57:42 Speaker 1 It probably helps their career, because they're like, 57:44 Speaker 1 oh, man, she got a good ass. 57:45 Speaker 1 I'm going to pay attention to her more. 57:46 Speaker 1 How about you tear his war one? 57:48 Speaker 1 What? 57:49 Speaker 1 A Josh Brown? 57:52 Speaker 1 just W in the 57:53 Speaker 1 way. 57:54 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 57:55 Speaker 1 We got one more news story here. 57:58 Speaker 1 We're gonna get to it where we get on out of here. 58:00 Speaker 1 Oh, where's it at? 58:02 Speaker 1 Far right, AFD wins. 58:04 Speaker 1 Signals shipped in Germany, raises alarm in Europe. 58:07 Speaker 1 So the, they call it the far right party of Germany, 58:11 Speaker 1 but pretty much all these people want is to close down 58:15 Speaker 1 the borders have mass deportations 58:18 Speaker 1 and they wanna stop giving money to all these 58:21 Speaker 1 legal that are in their country. Now the most, the funniest thing is this lady, 58:25 Speaker 1 uh, that's like head of it. She's lesbian, but she hates the LGBTQ. Uh, she also 58:29 Speaker 1 doesn't believe that, uh, LGBT parents should be able to adopt kids, but she 58:32 Speaker 1 I think she has two. And there's another odd thing about her, but I can't 58:36 Speaker 1 remember exactly what it was. Uh, but this is pretty crazy that Europe is 58:40 Speaker 1 freaking out. Now when they showed the left of these people in Germany, I mean, 58:44 Speaker 1 they're just a bunch of freaks too. They're one of the most like grew's 58:46 Speaker 1 wife like grew from a despicable me all fucked up all weird another one I mean they they 58:52 Speaker 1 look like like our worst nightmare of the left is what is already in Germany and what 58:56 Speaker 1 is pretty crazy to me is Germany has not had a right leaning or a conservative party 59:01 Speaker 1 since World War II when they were on top of the world they were on their the best country 59:07 Speaker 1 in the world at the time so I think they just got scared and they're like we just got 59:12 Speaker 1 to go so far away from what Germany was that we just got to become like this third world 59:16 Speaker 1 country. I mean, it's it's rough. I remember we went there in 2018. There's so many immigrants, 59:21 Speaker 1 so many. And I never thought about asking them like, you know, are you legal immigrants? Because 59:25 Speaker 1 now that I'm looking back at it, pretty sure they're probably illegal. They're just letting them in. 59:28 Speaker 1 So I don't know why this is such a big freak out idea that your country doesn't want a bunch of 59:33 Speaker 1 illegals in there and you want to close the borders into port people. I don't know how society got so far 59:37 Speaker 1 crazy that thinks open borders is a good idea anywhere. It just doesn't make sense to me. 59:41 Speaker 1 Well, I think with, especially with the way Europe is set up right now with the EU, even 59:47 Speaker 1 if you wanted to create borders in any of these countries, it's impossible. 59:53 Speaker 1 It's physically impossible to do. 59:54 Speaker 1 It's just not possible with the way the, what, what, what? 59:58 Speaker 1 Poland did it. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Didn't they build walls? 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Yes. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 And they shoot people that come over now. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, nobody's doing that. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 Nobody's doing that. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 Poland is the safest country in Europe right now and everyone's start to try to follow 1:00:09 Speaker 1 Poland's lead, at least several of them that are absolutely psycho. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 With the, with the, you're talking about people that live in France and work in Frankfurt, 1:00:19 Speaker 1 Germany, or people in, you know, Southern Germany that work in Switzerland, or, and 1:00:25 Speaker 1 I'm talking no matter 10 miles, there's no way overnight. They're just going to say, or 1:00:29 Speaker 1 not even overnight within a year, two years, hey, we're going to, we're going to build borders. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 And now you got to cross these actual military style borders to get in and out. And you've got to 1:00:38 Speaker 1 I have paperwork. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 It's just never going to happen. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 It's not built that way. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 There, their entire infrastructure is built 1:00:44 Speaker 1 for open transportation, open free, free, free 1:00:48 Speaker 1 transportation, just wherever you want to go. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 So I don't think it's going to happen. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 I like the idea, but some countries can't do it. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 Germany surrounded by what? 1:00:58 Speaker 1 Two, three, four, four countries, board of Germany. 1:01:01 Speaker 1 Oh, let's see. 1:01:02 Speaker 1 for Germany, Germany, border in miles. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 2300 miles, that is not a lot. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 I mean, they can definitely build a fucking wall 1:01:13 Speaker 1 fairly quickly. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 I didn't say the last time they built a wall, 1:01:17 Speaker 1 it was a problem, okay? 1:01:19 Speaker 1 I don't think anybody's gonna give Germany 1:01:21 Speaker 1 the go ahead to build a wall. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 And they are part of the European Union. 1:01:25 Speaker 1 So they have to get approval from not just Germans, 1:01:28 Speaker 1 but from all of Europe, it's not gonna happen. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Ever in life. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's crazy man. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 imagine living a country where you live in your own country, but it's like an HOA and they're 1:01:37 Speaker 1 fucking terrible. You know, it's just, I mean, what are the five? What is, what is 1:01:39 Speaker 1 Europe going to do if Germany builds a wall? They didn't do fucking shit last time. The 1:01:42 Speaker 1 U.S. had to come in and solve the problem. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 You've learned from their mistakes. You're a journalist. They fucking, they, they fucking 1:01:49 Speaker 1 me. They lost the plot so far. They're like, all right, we don't want another Hitler. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 So we need to let in every fucking person possible so they don't think we're racist or we're 1:01:57 Speaker 1 elated. Yes. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 There's a nationality. That's problems. You're not allowed to have any nationality over there. 1:02:02 Speaker 1 You can't be proud of your country. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 You can't be proud of, you can't say, 1:02:05 Speaker 1 I love England or I love Germany without someone throwing 1:02:07 Speaker 1 in a fucking jail or you can't say, 1:02:08 Speaker 1 I hate this country by the Tony in jail. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 I tell you, France has never stood up to anybody 1:02:14 Speaker 1 in the history of their country. 1:02:15 Speaker 1 But if Germany tries to build a wall around their country, 1:02:19 Speaker 1 France will be the first one. 1:02:20 Speaker 1 It's like, I'm gonna see us see you, 1:02:22 Speaker 1 and they're gonna call us. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 We, we help us because they've all seen that movie, 1:02:27 Speaker 1 even though it was what, almost 100 years ago, 1:02:30 Speaker 1 You start seeing that there's some countries can't do that. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 And Germany's one of them. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 God bless them. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 I love them. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 I love their country. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 They're always going to be held back just because they did 1:02:40 Speaker 1 try to take over the world. 1:02:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 I mean, like, but you know, then you also come like the US 1:02:45 Speaker 1 where we just don't give a fuck. 1:02:46 Speaker 1 You know, we just we came in and we just did what we want. 1:02:48 Speaker 1 Like we want to take over the world. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 We fucking could. 1:02:51 Speaker 1 But we're also babies. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 Like we're bait in the world in the history of the world. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 We're young. 1:02:57 Speaker 1 We're still infants. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:59 Speaker 1 That's why we beat up all these old fucks all the time 1:03:02 Speaker 1 Like to pan they got other fucking they got their years of tradition and samarads and shit boom samarads gone 1:03:07 Speaker 1 It's made right. I know whoever whoever was in charge in World War two and they were like you know what will really work 1:03:13 Speaker 1 Come a causes like 1:03:15 Speaker 1 Then I serve we are we are only getting one to kill a per plane and we have no more planes 1:03:20 Speaker 1 What about guns like okay good idea? What's the fuck's that fall from the sky two new to like? 1:03:25 Speaker 1 I put fucking more than 25 bullets in the damn plane before you're like, okay, I spline until cruise off. Bye bye. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 I like how you get Japanese pilot a German accent. Bye bye. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 Oh man, that's fun. But so yeah, someone messaged me. I posted on my story on Instagram. 1:03:44 Speaker 1 I was like, part two is about to go crazy. He talked about Germany. And some dudes like dude is from Germany's I do it or media like crazy. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 They're like making about to be psychos and that they're going to take over German. 1:03:53 Speaker 1 I've messed it back and like, oh, the God, the take over Germany, they'd be fucking awesome. 1:03:56 Speaker 1 That'd be cool. 1:03:57 Speaker 1 It's not going to happen again. It'll never happen again. 1:04:00 Speaker 1 Well, it's not going to happen again because the access powers as of right now are all women. 1:04:04 Speaker 1 You know, they can't agree on anything. So if they start seeing dudes get into power, 1:04:07 Speaker 1 you know, you got Italy's got a woman, you got Germany that's going to have the woman 1:04:11 Speaker 1 spokesperson, you got Japan's prime minister as a woman to it. There's their nerd, there's no way 1:04:15 Speaker 1 they're going to come together and be like, let's take over the world. You know, after we have our 1:04:18 Speaker 1 matcha and boa team. World more two would have been much different if all the leaders were women. 1:04:24 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. As soon as they hit their period, I mean, everything would have collapsed. 1:04:28 Speaker 1 But if the US was being led by a woman, oh, yeah, that'd be bad. That'd be wrong. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 That'd be terrible, dude. Everybody would be speaking German right now. 1:04:42 Speaker 1 They're like, well, let's just see if he wants to talk. We just let him on over and let all their 1:04:45 Speaker 1 I think they seem nice. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 We need to have open arms in this situation. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 They're just misunderstood. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 I understand they're bringing in 14 cargo ships full of tanks 1:04:55 Speaker 1 and military personnel. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 I'm being told it's a security detail. 1:04:58 Speaker 1 So we're going to allow it. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 OK, we're going to allow it. 1:05:01 Speaker 1 But like they said, they wanted to trade. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 They wanted to trade something. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 Trade shots. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 Well, we appreciate everybody in the chat. 1:05:11 Speaker 1 We've been having a lot here lately. 1:05:12 Speaker 1 We thank you guys for coming on and hanging out 1:05:14 Speaker 1 and listening to the episode of day before. 1:05:15 Speaker 1 Like I said, if you want to listen to the show live, 1:05:17 Speaker 1 we're on rumble kick or twitch. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 I saw someone that's bitchin' about 1:05:22 Speaker 1 in the group, I would never use rumble. 1:05:24 Speaker 1 It's for people that just never touched a real women 1:05:27 Speaker 1 and also people that are gonna get charged 1:05:29 Speaker 1 with sex trafficking. 1:05:30 Speaker 1 I'm like, well, those two can't be the same 1:05:32 Speaker 1 because those two can't be both true at the same time. 1:05:35 Speaker 1 Either touched a real woman or you sex trafficked them. 1:05:38 Speaker 1 You can't sex traffick somebody without them 1:05:40 Speaker 1 being a real woman, right? 1:05:40 Speaker 1 I mean, no one's paying high dollar for trans. 1:05:42 Speaker 1 All right, so I don't understand what that was. 1:05:44 Speaker 1 And if a fucking streaming platform gets your fist 1:05:47 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on but all right we appreciate check guy thing for we going out at all 1:05:53 Speaker 1 No, man. What day is it? I don't fucking know Wednesday. All right. We'll see you guys tomorrow. All right tomorrow's the Thursday