Happy Labor Day EP-384 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-07


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We got the videos going up on the YouTube, the coolest 1:32 Speaker 1 was to channel to look about the same. 1:34 Speaker 1 It's just saying it's just saying Crown Prince outfit. 1:37 Speaker 1 You can say you're a lad now, because it is a lad that would be a lad. 1:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, but he was poor. 1:43 Speaker 1 This is like a rich Saudi outfit. 1:45 Speaker 1 Aladdin wasn't he wasn't he was rich at the end. 1:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think he had to deal with a bunch of portion had to deal with that. 1:52 Speaker 1 What was that do his name? 1:56 Speaker 1 Bosch far bonds. 1:58 Speaker 1 It's like boss far. 2:00 Speaker 1 And Elza Belzefar. 2:01 Speaker 1 Belzefar? 2:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, then you had the hot lady. 2:04 Speaker 1 Hot chick. 2:05 Speaker 1 What was her name? 2:06 Speaker 1 Jasmine. 2:07 Speaker 1 Jasmine. 2:08 Speaker 1 Jasmine was the princess. 2:09 Speaker 1 I don't know what the bad guys. 2:12 Speaker 1 Alzar? 2:13 Speaker 1 Algier? 2:14 Speaker 1 Ben Lodden. 2:15 Speaker 1 No, that was not eleven. 2:16 Speaker 1 Can you shut up? 2:17 Speaker 1 I'm trying to hear. 2:18 Speaker 1 I just asked the go ahead. 2:20 Speaker 1 She said Jafar. 2:21 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 2:22 Speaker 1 It was close. 2:23 Speaker 1 And, uh, Jeannie's name real quick. 2:26 Speaker 1 What was the Jeannie's name? 2:31 Speaker 1 Jeannie. 2:32 Speaker 1 I don't think that's right. I don't think that's accurate. You're talking about Will Smith. Will Smith played him and and 2:39 Speaker 1 Will Smith played the genie 2:42 Speaker 1 She's stupid. She doesn't know. Oh, well, Smith was the genie as Robin Williams. No Robin Williams was the first one 2:50 Speaker 1 I'm talking about the second one the new one 2:53 Speaker 1 The second one she's yelling at me right now. Did you have you ever seen Shazam with Sinbad? Yeah, they said that's not real 3:00 Speaker 1 but uh, it's true. It's real. I know I could have sore off all that too, but they say it's not real 3:05 Speaker 1 So I don't know what's going on with that. That's some kind of alien shit. I can't show the genie you had a name though 3:09 Speaker 1 It's just saying genie 3:11 Speaker 1 But I thought he had a name what would that make sense for the 3:14 Speaker 1 He had to have a name you don't call him just genie 3:22 Speaker 1 Sorry, I'm like in the cycle path. Well, so we brought me to move on for 3:25 Speaker 1 She's getting pissed. 3:28 Speaker 1 But in force, Sharia law, they're in the long term. 3:31 Speaker 1 California. 3:33 Speaker 1 Guess what? 3:34 Speaker 1 It sucked. 3:35 Speaker 1 Okay. 3:36 Speaker 1 I lived in Georgia. 3:38 Speaker 1 And I can tell you, Georgia was by far one of the best states I've lived in. 3:42 Speaker 1 Okay. 3:43 Speaker 1 I lived in DC. 3:44 Speaker 1 Guess what? 3:45 Speaker 1 It sucks. 3:46 Speaker 1 And West Virginia. 3:47 Speaker 1 Guess what? 3:48 Speaker 1 Sucks. 3:49 Speaker 1 So. 3:50 Speaker 1 Sucks. 3:51 Speaker 1 Sucks. 3:52 Speaker 1 They all suck. 3:53 Speaker 1 So I sit here and go, okay. 3:54 Speaker 1 If you live in a place that sucks, you can do one of two things. 3:58 Speaker 1 You can either A, find a way to leave and go live somewhere else. 4:02 Speaker 1 At least try something else. 4:04 Speaker 1 If I live in Somalia and it sucks, I might go, hey, maybe Egypt is this time. 4:09 Speaker 1 It's good. 4:10 Speaker 1 Let me take a boat over there. 4:11 Speaker 1 Why not? 4:12 Speaker 1 Actually, I think from Somalia, you could take a boat to the Maldives. 4:16 Speaker 1 It's straight across, open water. 4:18 Speaker 1 Maybe you get to the Maldives and guess what? 4:20 Speaker 1 Doesn't suck. 4:21 Speaker 1 So I don't understand when people live like these people, like at what point were you going, 4:27 Speaker 1 hey, you know, it would be easier instead of dealing with the 200, I'm sorry, 100 and 4:31 Speaker 1 would you say 122 degrees? 4:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:33 Speaker 1 Instead of dealing with 122 degrees, you have two options Brandon. 4:37 Speaker 1 One, get in a bus and drive somewhere that's not 120 degrees and live normal or be dig 4:46 Speaker 1 a hole in a mountain and live in that. Which one makes more sense? 4:51 Speaker 1 I would say get a, get a bus and get the fuck out of there, you know, because I, especially 4:57 Speaker 1 now on today's day and age, you can make one YouTube video and just do a bunch of social 5:01 Speaker 1 media videos surrounding it and you would make enough money to get whatever shit hole you're 5:04 Speaker 1 in. You just, uh, jern, or you just, uh, document whatever shit hole you live in and how bad 5:09 Speaker 1 it is around there and people are like, Oh my God, this is crazy that people live like 5:12 Speaker 1 this. And then you make enough money to get the fuck out of there. I think that's probably 5:15 Speaker 1 the best way to do it, especially nowadays. 5:17 Speaker 1 Yup. 5:18 Speaker 1 In Australia. 5:19 Speaker 1 They got a lot of crazy shit going on. 5:23 Speaker 1 But the, like I said, they're getting attacked by shit every day left and right. 5:26 Speaker 1 And I think it's George Carlin that said he did a funny stand back in the day. 5:31 Speaker 1 He said, hold on, hold on. 5:33 Speaker 1 Do you know that you just broke out or you just cut out? 5:36 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I saw your video freeze. 5:38 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 5:39 Speaker 1 We'll figure it out in the post edit, but you know, you're not going to. 5:42 Speaker 1 You said that yesterday. 5:43 Speaker 1 And I said, you're going to edit this out, right? 5:44 Speaker 1 said, yeah, you didn't do any editing. 5:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, so we got done like 10 30 and I was high. 5:51 Speaker 1 All right. So whoever missed that, Brandon, go ahead, 5:54 Speaker 1 finish your statement about what did you hear what I said? 5:57 Speaker 1 No, that's why I said just finished. 5:58 Speaker 1 Just I have no idea what she said. 6:00 Speaker 1 Okay. So you know, then you also got George 6:02 Speaker 1 Carlin who did the stand up comedy about Africa. 6:05 Speaker 1 You know, I was like, you know, we get we got there like nothing, 6:07 Speaker 1 nothing fucking grows in Africa. 6:09 Speaker 1 You can't make food like these people just keep starving and dying. 6:12 Speaker 1 It's like, why don't you fucking move closer to the food, you idiots? 6:16 Speaker 1 Like God Almighty, you got to traverse thousands of miles across all this sand and desert and 6:22 Speaker 1 deadly fucking things that are trying to kill you every fucking 20 feet. 6:26 Speaker 1 Move closer to the food, you know? 6:28 Speaker 1 Don't go out there. 6:29 Speaker 1 They'll get it and they'll come back. 6:30 Speaker 1 Why would you come back? 6:31 Speaker 1 Say where you are. 6:32 Speaker 1 Fuck everybody else. 6:33 Speaker 1 They're all dead. 6:34 Speaker 1 They can't understand anyway that they need to get the fuck out of that shit hole. 6:36 Speaker 1 If you're smart enough to understand you need to get out of your situation, do it. 6:39 Speaker 1 You cannot save everybody. 6:40 Speaker 1 Just leave. 6:41 Speaker 1 Don't look back and get out of there. 6:42 Speaker 1 And it can't be just a based on IQ. 6:44 Speaker 1 It can't because if you ever seen, have you ever, well, you've never been in New York City. 6:47 Speaker 1 What's what's the crappiest? 6:49 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:49 Speaker 1 I got to go. 6:50 Speaker 1 I got to be careful. 6:52 Speaker 1 Other than Atlanta, Brandon, what would you say is the biggest 6:56 Speaker 1 slummy inner city craphole city in America that I've personally been to or just what do you think? 7:03 Speaker 1 Top of your head. 7:07 Speaker 1 We got Chicago, Detroit, Portland, Houston. 7:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, a lot of them. 7:11 Speaker 1 You got San Francisco, probably pretty bad right now, LA. 7:14 Speaker 1 Okay, all right, out of all those, 7:17 Speaker 1 how many homeless people do you think live there? 7:19 Speaker 1 Millions. 7:20 Speaker 1 Millions. 7:22 Speaker 1 Now, when I go to Miami, 7:24 Speaker 1 you know what I see in Miami? 7:26 Speaker 1 A lot of hot chicks that you want to bang. 7:28 Speaker 1 Oh, not true, not where I was going with that. 7:32 Speaker 1 I see a lot of homeless people, 7:35 Speaker 1 but you know what they are? 7:37 Speaker 1 Rich homeless? 7:38 Speaker 1 They're happy. 7:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, because they got tits everywhere and they got free drugs and they got a lot of rich cars. They get to see every day 7:43 Speaker 1 Oh, you know what I see what I went to Hawaii 7:47 Speaker 1 Fat people no homeless people, but guess what they were they're homeless on the beach 7:54 Speaker 1 Everybody else they were sharing a beach with me and I paid 7:59 Speaker 1 $15,000 to be there and they're sharing a beach with me. So when I go to like New York 8:04 Speaker 1 DC Detroit and I see homeless people I'm going 8:08 Speaker 1 and how dumb are you? 8:10 Speaker 1 Like save up your little tips or whatever you get 8:13 Speaker 1 from panhandling, get a Greyhound. 8:16 Speaker 1 And get to Miami, get to Miami, get to Miami 8:19 Speaker 1 and enjoy life, dude. 8:21 Speaker 1 That's, it's the same price, it's the same precedent 8:24 Speaker 1 with the Africa that you just go like, 8:25 Speaker 1 what are you doing? 8:26 Speaker 1 Just go somewhere better. 8:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I say you can take a Greyhound from Atlanta 8:30 Speaker 1 for like 30 bucks and pretty much go anywhere in the US 8:33 Speaker 1 continental, you know, I don't know if you can get to Alaska, 8:36 Speaker 1 but I go to your saying like go somewhere, 8:38 Speaker 1 forget to be homeless. At least be homeless in a nice place. You know, yes. And something 8:42 Speaker 1 where your $10 that someone gives you tips not going towards half a sandwich, you know, 8:46 Speaker 1 oh, $10 more not needs today. You know what I'm saying? But soon, New York New York's gonna 8:50 Speaker 1 be all homeless in government, ran and when they get mom Donnie in there, and that there's 8:54 Speaker 1 gonna be a shit hole. All right. We're not gonna get out of there. We're not gonna get 8:58 Speaker 1 political Brandon. I don't know. Anybody I don't know anybody. You know, sometimes I'll 9:02 Speaker 1 say some crazy political stuff, but I don't know anybody on the show that agrees with 9:06 Speaker 1 with New York and how they're dealing with it. 9:09 Speaker 1 I don't have Cuomo. 9:10 Speaker 1 Cuomo, I don't even fucking live there. 9:12 Speaker 1 I know he did a terrible job, 9:13 Speaker 1 but I think it'd be better for them New York people 9:15 Speaker 1 to have Cuomo over, 9:16 Speaker 1 Bob Donnie and Sleeley. 9:17 Speaker 1 That poor guy's trying to get in there 9:19 Speaker 1 without getting shot again. 9:20 Speaker 1 It's pretty wild, it's pretty crazy. 9:21 Speaker 1 I think we're coming up on a week on elections. 9:23 Speaker 1 Is Georgia having elections right now? 9:24 Speaker 1 Do we have to vote on something new? 9:26 Speaker 1 No, I'm not our governor, no. 9:27 Speaker 1 Oh, I know that, but are we voting on other shit? 9:30 Speaker 1 I know California's got the proposition 50 9:31 Speaker 1 that I'm gonna tell you what the fucking means. 9:33 Speaker 1 I don't know why they're not. 9:34 Speaker 1 Some say yes, some say no. 9:36 Speaker 1 I don't know what that's about either. 9:37 Speaker 1 That's probably something to do with homeless 9:38 Speaker 1 and illegals more likely, but I don't know what we're voting 9:40 Speaker 1 on November 7th. 9:42 Speaker 1 I think there's some kind of bills and shit, 9:43 Speaker 1 but they don't ever make that like apparent 9:45 Speaker 1 like what we're actually voting on. 9:46 Speaker 1 They don't do a good job. 9:47 Speaker 1 Neither side, when it comes to these off-hand state elections, 9:51 Speaker 1 they don't ever tell us what the fuck the shit's about. 9:53 Speaker 1 I don't see one thing saying what's really going on. 9:55 Speaker 1 Like what are we really voting about? 9:56 Speaker 1 They're just like, yes, on 50 or no one 50. 9:59 Speaker 1 They don't ever tell you what the fuck is about. 10:01 Speaker 1 Like, and then I get- 10:02 Speaker 1 Are you gonna vote? 10:02 Speaker 1 Are you gonna vote in the selection? 10:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, sure. I'll go vote. 10:05 Speaker 1 vote. I know you will not. I voted. I voted every state and federal election since I could 10:12 Speaker 1 since I can vote. It's not like a talk. I like talk a lot of shit about it. So I've got to 10:16 Speaker 1 do the first thing and I've got to go vote. So I can talk shit about it. That's just me. 10:19 Speaker 1 Right. I see. The only time I voted on an offhand election like this is when they're trying 10:23 Speaker 1 to move Mardah to come out to Gwynette County. 10:26 Speaker 1 I'll say, oh, no, keep people away. No, all I care about is poverty value. Shut up. I 10:34 Speaker 1 I didn't say no for that reason, Brandon. 10:36 Speaker 1 Don't you don't don't make me sound like you. 10:38 Speaker 1 I that's not why. 10:40 Speaker 1 Jackson, how many times can I vote to keep these pores away? 10:42 Speaker 1 Or I know somehow, but how many times could I vote 10:44 Speaker 1 to keep the pores away? 10:45 Speaker 1 Please, but I said my grandpa, I got he died in Michigan, 10:48 Speaker 1 but he's a Georgia resident now. 10:49 Speaker 1 So I'm a vote for him as well. 10:51 Speaker 1 So keep the pores away from my house and my children. 10:54 Speaker 1 Not just the end of days, which is upon us. 10:57 Speaker 1 It's a Chuck saying you don't care about the pores 10:58 Speaker 1 in Atlanta. Okay. 10:59 Speaker 1 Oh God, why do you stop it? 11:02 Speaker 1 You just have to ask parabao and they clearly didn't care about the poor people in Atlanta just trying to get transport around the city. 11:07 Speaker 1 I don't want to feed your ignorance right now. 11:11 Speaker 1 I don't want to even feed it because I know you're just waiting for me to say something wrong. 11:14 Speaker 1 Say you can just hit me with it. 11:16 Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden I'm getting memes and I'm getting blown up on social media about hating poor people. 11:23 Speaker 1 Not even true me. 11:25 Speaker 1 Last time I voted with a kid that was out of your name. 11:28 Speaker 1 That's not what I said. 11:29 Speaker 1 That's what I come across though. 11:31 Speaker 1 Well, no, it's not if you're gonna take one quote away from this I 11:35 Speaker 1 Changed my mind and I want Marta to end at my house. I just want the bus stop to be right here 11:40 Speaker 1 I put your wife kids on there to go to work in school. I won't go that far 11:45 Speaker 1 But they can definitely go to the mall of Georgia 11:48 Speaker 1 I have my family open elbows with the polls stop it 11:52 Speaker 1 God let me can you please switch gears for a second? I'm not gonna take a sip. Go ahead 11:56 Speaker 1 You know, you did this on purpose to starting with the EBT shit 12:01 Speaker 1 into the world's happening. We know that. So Brandon, I got five questions for you, buddy. 12:06 Speaker 1 Five questions. This is going to help everybody prepare. Hopefully by the time this episode's 12:10 Speaker 1 over, you will be ready for when the aliens make their first contact. So Brandon, three 12:17 Speaker 1 things. If there's three things on earth that you would be able to provide to aliens to 12:22 Speaker 1 taste, to maybe not kill us all. What three things are you offering up to save the human 12:30 Speaker 1 race. Oh, you know, they're big fans of water, but I don't know if they've had sugar induced 12:35 Speaker 1 water. Man, I feel like some southern cuisine, like some damn, uh, some sweet tea, man, 12:40 Speaker 1 or some damn honey. I feel like bees are about like honey. I mean, bees are about 12:44 Speaker 1 like aliens and they make honey. They make weird shit out of their asses. And I feel 12:47 Speaker 1 like aliens. We're just throwing up deliciousness. You know, I think, can you imagine any other 12:54 Speaker 1 being on earth that when they throw up, we eat it and we like, yeah, but why are you 12:58 Speaker 1 you say bees make honey by throwing it up? 13:01 Speaker 1 Why would you say out of their butts? 13:04 Speaker 1 Cause I mean they sting out of their ass. 13:06 Speaker 1 You know, they got, they got nothing to do with a honey. 13:09 Speaker 1 That's how they protect themselves. 13:11 Speaker 1 Well, that has something to do with the honey. 13:12 Speaker 1 You know, they got to protect the honey. 13:13 Speaker 1 So they got a sting and truders coming in, 13:14 Speaker 1 but I'm saying, 13:16 Speaker 1 it's bees, honey bees, they throw up. 13:18 Speaker 1 Like, can you think of any other animal? 13:19 Speaker 1 They throw up, you're like, oh my God, let me eat that. 13:21 Speaker 1 That's so good. 13:22 Speaker 1 Let me put it on my cereal. 13:22 Speaker 1 Let me put it on my bananas or something like that. 13:24 Speaker 1 You know, no other creature does that. 13:26 Speaker 1 They're very odd about that. 13:27 Speaker 1 very odd. So I'd let him taste some honey, like a sweet tea 13:31 Speaker 1 honey mixture probably. And you know, I'm worried about the 13:36 Speaker 1 semen killing them. So I probably wouldn't try that. 13:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just depends, you know, everything might be going good. I 13:42 Speaker 1 give them like a honey milk shake and then oh, that's very 13:44 Speaker 1 good. Thank you, Brendan. And that's how the aliens talk. 13:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, they probably taught to an indie guy first and they're 13:50 Speaker 1 like, this is the way to be the whole talk. Thank you for 13:53 Speaker 1 garlic at dn t. As soon as the aliens try to make contact, we just hang up on them. 13:58 Speaker 1 Because we just stand you name ass. Hello, this is three I atlas. We are calling 14:05 Speaker 1 for the president of the United States and they're like, stop calling us. 14:11 Speaker 1 So probably not semen, but I would give them. Oh, see here, I'm thinking about 14:18 Speaker 1 something that just kind of transcends a pond, a lot of races like fried chicken. 14:22 Speaker 1 I think fried chicken would be good for them to taste. 14:24 Speaker 1 You know, white people like it, black people love it. 14:27 Speaker 1 Chinese people like it. 14:28 Speaker 1 Everybody likes it. 14:29 Speaker 1 I don't know anybody, it doesn't like fried chicken. 14:31 Speaker 1 So if we can get them on the side of fried chicken, 14:33 Speaker 1 I think they'd love it. 14:34 Speaker 1 So we got honey and sweet tea mixture 14:36 Speaker 1 and then to wash down their fried chicken 14:39 Speaker 1 and to get them to taste something else. 14:43 Speaker 1 I feel like we need them to like eat out like Megan Fox. 14:46 Speaker 1 Just get some- 14:47 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 14:48 Speaker 1 I can't eat that. 14:49 Speaker 1 Just let them taste it. 14:51 Speaker 1 You know, like I'm sure that alien plus probably the best. 14:54 Speaker 1 Now it might be good for us. 14:56 Speaker 1 You know, we never tried it, but I'm sure they're going to want to try a female. 14:59 Speaker 1 And we could give up kink Kardashian, but that thing's been ran through. 15:02 Speaker 1 I don't even know what that thing. 15:06 Speaker 1 That thing got him, mighty. 15:07 Speaker 1 Um, that's what I'm thinking. 15:09 Speaker 1 Someone like or, you know, maybe like an anise de armis, like a little more 15:13 Speaker 1 innocent. 15:14 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 15:15 Speaker 1 When you said the Kim Kardashian thing, I was thinking the same thing. 15:18 Speaker 1 Like Megan Fox is not much better. 15:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I was thinking after that. Then I'm like, let's go and a day arm is, you know, you get to see the titties and she's hot. She got blue eyes. 15:27 Speaker 1 Almost perfect race. And then you got the what do you mean almost almost Aryan, right? 15:34 Speaker 1 Is that the perfect race? I think that's what they say. A lot of people do. 15:38 Speaker 1 Why? 15:39 Speaker 1 Blonde hair blue eyes. I mean, you go crazy for a blonde hair blue eye. I mean, people love them. They look good Swedes. 15:43 Speaker 1 She doesn't look anything like a. 15:46 Speaker 1 Aryan she's our manian. I believe our manian or manian or manian so much. She's got she's got black hair and brown eyes 15:53 Speaker 1 You got blue eyes 15:55 Speaker 1 What oh? 15:57 Speaker 1 Maybe I'm thinking of the other two that has blue eyes. They look just like you're thinking about 16:02 Speaker 1 So they're gonna drop a row or something like that. She was in oh, yeah, that's what I'm thinking up. Yeah, yeah 16:07 Speaker 1 I need you're thinking about yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was in Andreas with the rock and 16:11 Speaker 1 and yeah, does she have brown eye? Oh yeah. I'm thinking of the other chick. Who's the other chick? 16:17 Speaker 1 What'd you say? Go to the Andreas, the movie Andreas cast. Andreas. Yeah, it was with the rock. 16:23 Speaker 1 Great movie. It's actually kind of what we're talking about right now, but it's not saying 16:26 Speaker 1 that I'm saying. Attack on San Andreas. No, just no, just Andreas. The movie is Andreas. 16:33 Speaker 1 Andreas A in D. R. E. A. S. 16:37 Speaker 1 Yeah cast. She's she's she's in it. 16:40 Speaker 1 This is not real. 16:42 Speaker 1 Movie. 16:45 Speaker 1 San Andreas you dummy. 16:47 Speaker 1 What did I say? 16:48 Speaker 1 Andreas. 16:50 Speaker 1 Oh my bad. 16:51 Speaker 1 Alexander D'Dario. 16:52 Speaker 1 Okay. That's her game. 16:53 Speaker 1 That's it. 16:54 Speaker 1 That one. Yeah. 16:55 Speaker 1 Let the aliens eat her out. 16:57 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:05 Speaker 1 So we got the three things we're going to feed the aliens. 17:07 Speaker 1 The first two might keep us alive for about 10 minutes. 17:10 Speaker 1 The last one we're dead. 17:11 Speaker 1 So I think I love it. 17:13 Speaker 1 The juices got my shoes like morning. 17:15 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:16 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:17 Speaker 1 That's enough. 17:18 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:18 Speaker 1 All right. 17:18 Speaker 1 Next, what's one piece of advice if the alien said to you, hey, we want to walk 17:24 Speaker 1 downtown Atlanta. 17:25 Speaker 1 We want to check out the inner city. 17:27 Speaker 1 What's the one piece of advice you give them? 17:30 Speaker 1 Uh, I probably part of it. 17:32 Speaker 1 I'm debating on don't become a Falcons fans or you're gonna kill yourself before you get anything done 17:38 Speaker 1 Second part is uh 17:40 Speaker 1 Probably it's even bad for aliens. I would not go out at night 17:44 Speaker 1 You know, I would not travel the streets at night 17:48 Speaker 1 Especially if you look different than the homeless downtown, uh, which I'm sure the aliens would 17:53 Speaker 1 uh, that might be a good one or 17:56 Speaker 1 This is toss up here. Uh, it might fuck us. It might doom humanity or they might fucking like it send them to magic city 18:01 Speaker 1 He had like 12 at night. 18:02 Speaker 1 You know, I don't know if that's going to sway there. 18:04 Speaker 1 It's definitely going to sway their opinion. 18:05 Speaker 1 It might make him want to kill everybody in the letter. 18:08 Speaker 1 It might be like, I kind of like this jam. 18:09 Speaker 1 What's it called? 18:10 Speaker 1 We call him future. 18:12 Speaker 1 OK. 18:13 Speaker 1 OK. 18:15 Speaker 1 OK. 18:15 Speaker 1 This is also Lil Baby. 18:17 Speaker 1 I know he's a full grown man, but that's what we call him. 18:20 Speaker 1 OK. 18:21 Speaker 1 That's the tune you're hearing. 18:23 Speaker 1 Magic City, that's actually a good piece of advice. 18:25 Speaker 1 That's good. 18:26 Speaker 1 OK. 18:26 Speaker 1 All right. 18:26 Speaker 1 Next, this one's outside the box. 18:28 Speaker 1 So if we were to acquire the technology by next week, 18:33 Speaker 1 three I Atlas comes by, 18:35 Speaker 1 all it gives us is technology. 18:36 Speaker 1 It says, hey, we don't want nothing to do with you guys, 18:38 Speaker 1 but here's the technology for you to travel 18:40 Speaker 1 to other planets and other solar systems. 18:42 Speaker 1 And somehow, some way, Brandon, you were selected 18:47 Speaker 1 to go on that flight and that mission. 18:49 Speaker 1 And you were selected to make contact 18:50 Speaker 1 with an alien species. 18:53 Speaker 1 If you were on their planet, 18:56 Speaker 1 What would be your first question for an alien life for? 19:02 Speaker 1 Um, well, what's the average size of the wind around here? 19:07 Speaker 1 Corner it, sir. 19:10 Speaker 1 Oh my God, I'm about to take over this planet. 19:12 Speaker 1 I knew it was going to be sexual. 19:21 Speaker 1 I would ask them, I mean, or what's their best form of entertainment? 19:27 Speaker 1 I would like that know that too. 19:29 Speaker 1 You know, like what do they do for entertainment wise? 19:30 Speaker 1 Like they're like killing people, they're doing like some crazy shit. 19:33 Speaker 1 You know, they're like riding like sea horses into damn black holes or something. 19:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:38 Speaker 1 You know, or I'd ask. 19:39 Speaker 1 And then they're like, they're like, well, we like to skin aliens live. 19:41 Speaker 1 That's our jam. 19:42 Speaker 1 How about cool, man? 19:43 Speaker 1 I'm not alien. 19:44 Speaker 1 I'm a human dude. 19:45 Speaker 1 You'd be an alien to them. 19:47 Speaker 1 No, I'd have to explain to them. 19:49 Speaker 1 I'm too stupid to be an alien now. 19:50 Speaker 1 the real alien put me on the ship and they told me your ladies were looking to fuck. 19:55 Speaker 1 All right, that's all they told me. 19:57 Speaker 1 They're like, glee, glory over there. 20:00 Speaker 1 He said he was good friends with brush off. 20:04 Speaker 1 I'll leave with my sloth. 20:06 Speaker 1 Gee gorb. 20:07 Speaker 1 He's cool guy. 20:08 Speaker 1 I couldn't understand a whole lot of what he's saying, but he touched my wiener and said 20:10 Speaker 1 I was good to go. 20:13 Speaker 1 So I'm here to impregnate your women or your preachers, whatever you call them. 20:20 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 20:23 Speaker 1 All right, two questions left. 20:25 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 20:26 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 20:27 Speaker 1 This is terrible. 20:28 Speaker 1 If we know, if we knew that earth was going to be destroyed on Thursday of this week, 20:36 Speaker 1 two days after this episode is released, what are the three things you would do before 20:43 Speaker 1 Thursday? 20:46 Speaker 1 Three things I would do. 20:50 Speaker 1 I would find a single mother who is pregnant. 20:58 Speaker 1 I would dog her out for two days 20:59 Speaker 1 and told her I'd love her and I'd be with her forever 21:03 Speaker 1 just to get her hopes up. 21:07 Speaker 1 And then the second thing I would do is I would, 21:12 Speaker 1 I would, I would dog her out. 21:17 Speaker 1 that was going to a Asian massage parlor, which rest is a Nazi. How many blow jobs they 21:27 Speaker 1 would give me? What doesn't even make any sense? Oh yeah, I guess the Asians did like Hitler 21:36 Speaker 1 didn't they? I don't think what are you talking about? I don't know. It just seems like something 21:41 Speaker 1 crazy. You could do just like off the wall. That's my final one. 21:52 Speaker 1 I'll give myself a hernia, dude. I'm gonna get myself a hernia. 21:55 Speaker 1 I'm still trying to get into heaven. So I don't want to have sex with the dolphin. 21:57 Speaker 1 That did cross my mind, but I don't. Oh my God, Brandon. 22:00 Speaker 1 That's what I don't want to do, you know? I just had to tell my mind no bad. 22:08 Speaker 1 I would probably I'd probably just go around downtown Atlanta saying the inward all day, 22:15 Speaker 1 You know, you're probably just like, 22:16 Speaker 1 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 22:20 Speaker 1 They don't get me the aliens, Will. 22:24 Speaker 1 You hold on, I'm a heart attack. 22:27 Speaker 1 Trucks down, trucks down. 22:29 Speaker 1 Well, he looks like a picture next to him. 22:31 Speaker 1 God, it hurts so bad, man. 22:33 Speaker 1 Exactly. 22:34 Speaker 1 He's making in the damn pillows, man. 22:36 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 22:39 Speaker 1 Sounds like a pretty fun day, though, doesn't it? 22:41 Speaker 1 It sounds like you're the worst human being 22:43 Speaker 1 I've ever met in my life. 22:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, but everything I did still gets me into heaven. 22:47 Speaker 1 I don't think that gets you into heaven. 22:48 Speaker 1 I'll think any of that gets you into heaven. 22:50 Speaker 1 I think that is all precluding you or excluding you from heaven. 22:53 Speaker 1 There's no way you're getting to have in doing any of those three things. 22:56 Speaker 1 I don't think there's anything wrong with them. 22:57 Speaker 1 I mean, dressing up as a not saying hand jobs. 23:01 Speaker 1 I mean, it's quite frowned upon the premarital or unmarried sex acts. 23:06 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:07 Speaker 1 Uh, what was the first one I said? 23:08 Speaker 1 Something about, uh, uh, finding a single mother. 23:12 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 23:12 Speaker 1 That one. 23:13 Speaker 1 And what was the phrase you used? 23:15 Speaker 1 Dogger out and promise out lover and take care of her lying infidelity 23:19 Speaker 1 or a uh, adultery or whatever it's called. 23:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I was trying to take care of one of God's chill to 23:24 Speaker 1 have God's children. 23:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:26 Speaker 1 And the last one is the worst one. 23:27 Speaker 1 Oh, he definitely doesn't care about that. 23:29 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? 23:29 Speaker 1 Oh, get out of here. 23:30 Speaker 1 Going around saying racial slurs downtown Atlanta. 23:33 Speaker 1 I wasn't going to say it in a racial slur way. 23:34 Speaker 1 I'm going to be like, what's up, my canigga? 23:36 Speaker 1 You know, I just buy it. 23:37 Speaker 1 It'd be nice to be cool. 23:38 Speaker 1 Be passionate about it. 23:39 Speaker 1 We all about nice. 23:40 Speaker 1 See that thing in the sky. 23:41 Speaker 1 That's goddamn. 23:43 Speaker 1 That's the government up there. 23:45 Speaker 1 I know that's actually an alien. 23:46 Speaker 1 They said a couple of days ago they're going to kill us. 23:47 Speaker 1 So. 23:48 Speaker 1 I'm going to hell. 23:49 Speaker 1 You're going to hell. 23:50 Speaker 1 Dude, my, I seriously pulled something really bad in my side. 23:54 Speaker 1 It's so painful right now. 23:55 Speaker 1 That's got tickling you because of how, you know, he's tickling. 23:59 Speaker 1 All right. 24:00 Speaker 1 Last one. 24:01 Speaker 1 And I'm going to have to mute myself. 24:02 Speaker 1 If you get too stupid with this one, I got to, I got to meet my, I can't, I got to, 24:04 Speaker 1 I got to take my headphones off if it gets too crazy. 24:08 Speaker 1 Somehow. 24:09 Speaker 1 All right. 24:10 Speaker 1 Somehow you survive this invasion. 24:13 Speaker 1 Let's say they invade. 24:15 Speaker 1 Okay. 24:16 Speaker 1 They're going to destroy the top of the earth top of the earth 24:24 Speaker 1 The outer layer no like the entire outer layer like if you're outside you're dead, okay, and we know that's gonna happen 24:31 Speaker 1 So like the movie Greenland the movie Greenland's a good example or deep impact they're coming out with a number two here 24:37 Speaker 1 So they come out and they say hey look we're gonna randomly select 24:41 Speaker 1 very few people 24:43 Speaker 1 that are gonna go underground and live in a mountain for two, I'm sorry, five years. 24:49 Speaker 1 But the caveat is they select one person for living space and you can choose 24:56 Speaker 1 one other person to go with you if you so wish. Or 25:01 Speaker 1 you can say, look, I'm not gonna take it. I'm just gonna die. 25:04 Speaker 1 Would you 25:06 Speaker 1 take the lottery ticket and live underground for five years with one other person? 25:11 Speaker 1 or would you say screw that dude I'm just gonna die with everybody else. 25:15 Speaker 1 Now I'm starting to think these dumbass Australians living underground 25:20 Speaker 1 probably has something going on man. I don't want to live in Australia 25:23 Speaker 1 though there's homes like pretty fucking shitty but no I live underground for five 25:27 Speaker 1 years I mean that'd be pretty cool I would just I would have become the face 25:31 Speaker 1 of underground entertainment I think that'd be what I'd pull myself as I've 25:34 Speaker 1 had look I got pride but I know y'all probably the most successful on social 25:39 Speaker 1 media, Chuck, I don't know if he got his ticket. If he does, 25:42 Speaker 1 he'll be my co host. If not, I have to pick one of you other 25:44 Speaker 1 people. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you get to choose 25:46 Speaker 1 somebody. Please send your household. No, you can choose 25:49 Speaker 1 one person to go underground with you who you choose. 25:52 Speaker 1 Oh, I probably want someone to have sex with. I don't know if 25:54 Speaker 1 you're up for that. Are you? Oh, God, I figured you wouldn't 26:00 Speaker 1 want to leave your family behind or you'd be cool with that. Just 26:02 Speaker 1 podcast with me in a damn mountain for five years and you 26:04 Speaker 1 have no family. 26:04 Speaker 1 Before I make that decision, if you were to be given the lottery ticket and you were able to select one person to live underground with you, who would it be? 26:15 Speaker 1 Oh, it's gotta be a hot chick, obviously. Well, you're gonna let me die. Well, I thought you wanted to do it. I thought you wanted to die with your family. 26:22 Speaker 1 I mean, I thought you'd be a fucking wreck and we're trying to do a show. Do you buy what fail was dead about what happened to me? 26:27 Speaker 1 I haven't even made my decision. Could you haven't even asked me? 26:30 Speaker 1 Well, I would ask Chuck, are you okay with your family done? 26:33 Speaker 1 And we do a show for the next five years. 26:35 Speaker 1 And you got to get over it very quickly because we got to start on Monday. 26:38 Speaker 1 So you're selecting me as your plus one? 26:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was thinking about a woman to have sex with, but I probably get, you know, 26:45 Speaker 1 then I got to listen to them all the time and that'd be annoying. 26:48 Speaker 1 I'm sure there are going to be other women there in the castle, right? 26:51 Speaker 1 Or the underground bunker. 26:52 Speaker 1 Just you and one other person for five years. 26:54 Speaker 1 That's all you can come in contact with. 26:55 Speaker 1 Oh, what? 26:57 Speaker 1 Um, are you offering me the plus one? 27:03 Speaker 1 I mean, do you want it? 27:05 Speaker 1 Are you going to offer it to me? 27:09 Speaker 1 Uh, you see, the only other person I can think of right now besides that, that might be okay with going on the ground. 27:13 Speaker 1 I could talk to do a show with and have sex with would be like brandy, but I don't think, uh, she might, it's very hard to get a hold of her to begin with. 27:20 Speaker 1 So I'd probably like, hit her out. 27:21 Speaker 1 They're like, Oh my gosh, she's not answering. 27:23 Speaker 1 I wasted my plus one. 27:24 Speaker 1 So in that case, yeah, I probably. 27:27 Speaker 1 I would offer to you. But are you willing to leave your family to do a show of your 27:30 Speaker 1 background? Now that you offered it to me, I'd say no, I'll die with them. 27:33 Speaker 1 But thank you for offering, Brandon. 27:34 Speaker 1 I just wasted my fucking offer. You're just going to die anyway. 27:37 Speaker 1 No, not now you can tell me who else you'd ask, but I would, I needed the offer first. 27:40 Speaker 1 So go ahead. Well, I said, you know, if Brandy doesn't answer, go with you. 27:45 Speaker 1 Really weird poll, dude. Why is that weird? 27:48 Speaker 1 I see she can do a radio show. She's hot. 27:51 Speaker 1 You know, anybody can do a radio show if they're, if they're with you, they can just, 27:55 Speaker 1 You want them for one thing. Let's be very specific. 27:59 Speaker 1 There is one thing you want out of this woman that's going to be stuck 28:02 Speaker 1 underground with you for five years. One, you're probably going to want to start a 28:05 Speaker 1 family. If I haven't had a family above ground, I probably don't want to start one 28:10 Speaker 1 underground. I think that's probably going to be a prerequisite because you're 28:12 Speaker 1 going to have to repopulate the world. Do I have to take care of them? No, no, 28:17 Speaker 1 because they're pregnant and walk away. Well, you can't go far because you're 28:20 Speaker 1 probably living in like a 10 by 10 cell. But I mean, it would have to be 28:24 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of if I'm doing entertainment down there 28:27 Speaker 1 I need I need someone to be able to help me with that and a lot of 28:30 Speaker 1 Women I know cannot do that. I mean they go with a young comedian a 28:35 Speaker 1 woman 28:36 Speaker 1 No, a dude 28:38 Speaker 1 The reason you want to go down there with them is because you're gonna be able to 28:42 Speaker 1 Do things and you want it to be somebody funny that you can do a show with so you can keep everybody else entertained 28:48 Speaker 1 That's underground. So just pick a young comedian. That's hard fun and a funny one is what I'm trying to think of right now 28:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude. You're so sexist. 28:57 Speaker 1 Didn't call me a liar. 29:03 Speaker 1 So when you when you guys were over there and you were you were deployed at your 29:08 Speaker 1 onion. Were you guys were you guys at like a full operating base or was it 29:12 Speaker 1 just like tents and things like that? 29:14 Speaker 1 No, well, we took over. 29:17 Speaker 1 Man, all my cats have to come visit me. 29:19 Speaker 1 And we love cats. 29:20 Speaker 1 I'm not allowed. I tried to have an outdoor one two weeks ago and it ran away jerk. Oh, yeah 29:25 Speaker 1 You didn't feed it enough. I'm apparently I did salmon dude. I was giving it Sam and every day 29:30 Speaker 1 I'm like what is going on right now? This gets sucks like he would just he's ran away 29:34 Speaker 1 I'm like, you know, it's horrible. He's getting something better somewhere else apparently 29:42 Speaker 1 Oh shoot, what was the question? Sorry, so when you were deployed you guys you guys took over the base that you yeah, so 29:48 Speaker 1 That's right. 29:49 Speaker 1 It was very inspirational. 29:51 Speaker 1 So the base that we took over was actually Saddam Hussein's son, one of his sons, and 29:58 Speaker 1 I don't know which one it was, Uday, or whoever the other guy was, I don't remember. 30:02 Speaker 1 It was one of their palaces. 30:04 Speaker 1 So the command post was inside that, and we called it J-Damn Palace because it got hit 30:10 Speaker 1 by like three J-Dams missiles. 30:12 Speaker 1 So it was J-Damn Palace. 30:13 Speaker 1 That's where the CG was. 30:14 Speaker 1 That's where all this stuff happened. 30:17 Speaker 1 And then the base itself was really small where we were. 30:22 Speaker 1 So I mean, there wasn't a lot to it. 30:24 Speaker 1 There was a super small gym. 30:27 Speaker 1 There was a makeshift PX. 30:31 Speaker 1 So we didn't even get much of that. 30:32 Speaker 1 Now they did have a good chow haul. 30:33 Speaker 1 So there was that. 30:35 Speaker 1 And this was inside the palace? 30:37 Speaker 1 Not inside the palace. 30:38 Speaker 1 No, just the palace itself was the building. 30:41 Speaker 1 And then it was probably a mile long. 30:43 Speaker 1 The camp was a mile long. 30:45 Speaker 1 And then there were like buildings that were already built there. 30:49 Speaker 1 So it was like a compound, if you will. 30:52 Speaker 1 So it had, you know, walls around it and stuff like that. 30:56 Speaker 1 So it was very convenient. 30:58 Speaker 1 Did we, did we, and I mean, I'm just so curious now, because we have health. 31:02 Speaker 1 Did like to base commander sleep in his bedroom or was like, well, no, I don't know how damaged 31:09 Speaker 1 everything really was because I never really went through all of it. 31:13 Speaker 1 Actually the commanding general and saw a major slip outside just outside of it and they had their own little huts if you will that were out there 31:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, and by the way 31:23 Speaker 1 General Mattis was the general so I saw General Mattis daily on the deployment 31:30 Speaker 1 It was a good time. Yeah, what was he like? 31:33 Speaker 1 He was he's an interesting character man. He's a great guy 31:37 Speaker 1 I easy to talk to. 31:39 Speaker 1 He's just, you know, I don't know. 31:41 Speaker 1 He's just a down to earth type of individual, 31:44 Speaker 1 which is really cool. 31:46 Speaker 1 Now I did scare the shit out of him one time. 31:48 Speaker 1 It was pretty funny. 31:51 Speaker 1 We were, I was getting ready to go in 31:54 Speaker 1 and relieve a century, but I was watching him. 31:59 Speaker 1 So I was standing in the shadows right next to his hut. 32:02 Speaker 1 So I'm watching the century and he comes out 32:06 Speaker 1 and comes walking by while I said, good evening, sir. 32:08 Speaker 1 And he about come on glued. 32:10 Speaker 1 He's like, holy shit, what are you doing? 32:13 Speaker 1 And I was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 32:14 Speaker 1 I'm watching the century, I'm watching the century. 32:17 Speaker 1 But yeah, I scared the crap out of him. It was pretty good. 32:20 Speaker 1 Did you guys ever get any USO tours over there? 32:23 Speaker 1 No, I didn't. 32:24 Speaker 1 I didn't ever see anything. 32:25 Speaker 1 Nah. 32:26 Speaker 1 Nobody. So when we were over there, we, do you know, Drew Carey is? 32:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 32:32 Speaker 1 So we, Drew Carey came in to do like a comedy show or something. 32:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:37 Speaker 1 And, you know, my buddy was at Command Post that night and I said, 32:40 Speaker 1 hey man, you know, do you want to go see Drew Carey? 32:44 Speaker 1 I'll take over for you. 32:46 Speaker 1 Because at that time I'm off security forces, but I could work the desk and he goes, 32:49 Speaker 1 yeah, I don't care about Drew Carey. 32:51 Speaker 1 He's like, you see Drew Carey, tell him to suck my, you know, whatever. 32:54 Speaker 1 Right. 32:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, OK, whatever. 32:57 Speaker 1 So we go out and we watch the show and Drew Carey, you know, very, very funny, very good show. 33:02 Speaker 1 Well, after the show, Drew Perry's, you know, he has nowhere to go. 33:04 Speaker 1 He's staying in 10 city with all of us. 33:05 Speaker 1 So he's just chilling. 33:07 Speaker 1 And so I walked up and I say, Drew, man, would you, uh, would you mind coming over 33:10 Speaker 1 and meeting my buddy in the command post? 33:12 Speaker 1 A huge man, right? 33:14 Speaker 1 And Drew's like, yeah, dude, absolutely. 33:16 Speaker 1 So we go over there and I knock on the door and they let me in. 33:19 Speaker 1 My buddy's sitting back there and I said, Hey, uh, I say, remember when you said 33:23 Speaker 1 you wanted to go see Drew Carey tonight? 33:25 Speaker 1 He goes, I didn't say that. 33:26 Speaker 1 I told you Drew Carey sucks. 33:28 Speaker 1 I told you this. 33:28 Speaker 1 I said, well Drew wants to say hi to you and Drew like walks in and 33:32 Speaker 1 everybody goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kerry. I'm so sorry. 33:36 Speaker 1 And so they got, you know, he got some autographs, got some pictures. 33:39 Speaker 1 With the next day, Drew Carey is a huge, he's like an avid bird watcher or 33:44 Speaker 1 photographer. Okay. So he's not one of those massive photo lenses. 33:49 Speaker 1 And you know, I'm military, especially deployed. 33:52 Speaker 1 We had a huge problem with the guys going behind the girl shower tents. 33:56 Speaker 1 because, I mean, you know, you can see they're not, 34:00 Speaker 1 they're not obviously hard to look through. 34:03 Speaker 1 And so we had to keep a, 34:05 Speaker 1 one of those big thermal cameras on the girl shower area. 34:09 Speaker 1 So we could see people walking around. 34:11 Speaker 1 So it was all off limits. 34:12 Speaker 1 This whole area was all limits. 34:13 Speaker 1 And so it was about, I don't know, 34:14 Speaker 1 six in the morning, five in the morning. 34:16 Speaker 1 Son had not came up yet in the desert. 34:18 Speaker 1 And I see some dude walking behind the girl shower. 34:22 Speaker 1 Oh no. 34:23 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, I'm taking them down. 34:25 Speaker 1 just mine. Like I was so excited. So I go out there and it's kind of hard. And I see this 34:31 Speaker 1 guy and I pull my gun up and I'm yelling at him. I'm like, get on the ground, get on the 34:34 Speaker 1 ground and put the stands up. He falls forward. And I was like, what are you doing? What's 34:39 Speaker 1 your name? And I was like, where's your ID? He's like my back pocket, my back pocket. 34:43 Speaker 1 I'm grounded. And I got my, I got my M16 pointed at like the back of his head. And 34:49 Speaker 1 I pull his wallet out and I open it up and it's freaking Drew Carey loss. 34:54 Speaker 1 is awesome. And dude, I'm going, Oh my God. I said, what are you doing back here? He's 35:00 Speaker 1 like, I'm just trying to get a picture of the sunset. I'm just trying to get a picture. 35:03 Speaker 1 I get him up and I'm like, dude, you can't be back here, man. This is unauthorized area. 35:07 Speaker 1 And he's like, I didn't know there were chicks naked, man. I didn't know what's going on. 35:12 Speaker 1 Dude, the entire morning, man, I hung out with him for like 45 minutes. We're taking 35:17 Speaker 1 pictures together with the sun. He was the nicest dude. And it's funny because he used 35:21 Speaker 1 to be a Marine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he cusses like he's still a Marine. I believe it. Yeah. 35:27 Speaker 1 It was crazy because I'm sitting, you know, when you see somebody like that, especially 35:31 Speaker 1 that is a celebrity that does like, you know, he had, he had TV shows and now he's doing 35:36 Speaker 1 prices right. But every other word was the F bomb. And I'm going, that's a Marine trait. 35:44 Speaker 1 I would say that's a common Marine trait. Yeah. It 100% is a Marine trait, dude. It 35:49 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, maybe to right. 35:50 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess I'll do it. 35:52 Speaker 1 But when it's one of them. 35:53 Speaker 1 I'll do it. 35:55 Speaker 1 Have you noticed since you got out of the military 35:57 Speaker 1 that your language is getting better or you. 35:59 Speaker 1 I'm not. 36:00 Speaker 1 It's getting it's well by the nature of what I do. 36:03 Speaker 1 Mine is getting way better for three. 36:06 Speaker 1 What items glow and I need I need. 36:10 Speaker 1 Oh, hold on. 36:11 Speaker 1 Oh, I need. 36:13 Speaker 1 I need five examples because there's a lot of five examples. 36:16 Speaker 1 What items glow under a black light come blood you could say you could say salmon, Brandon like you can see 36:27 Speaker 1 Same one one blood 36:34 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, we'll go with that 36:39 Speaker 1 You're in okay that's way nope 36:43 Speaker 1 Tears no 36:45 Speaker 1 Oh, uh, booty juice. 36:50 Speaker 1 What do I have so far? 36:51 Speaker 1 You have semen, urine and blood. 36:55 Speaker 1 Uh, but there's certain kind of pin you can use. 37:00 Speaker 1 Fuck with the pin ammonia. 37:02 Speaker 1 I guess that's piss. 37:03 Speaker 1 Uh, no, dude, you got a lot of different foods that you could go. 37:06 Speaker 1 You can even go with one, one, even one animal. 37:11 Speaker 1 Oh, a frog. 37:13 Speaker 1 No. 37:15 Speaker 1 What clothes under a black light? 37:17 Speaker 1 All right, I'm thinking, let's see here. 37:19 Speaker 1 We also got a, we've got a food. 37:23 Speaker 1 What the fuck a banana? 37:27 Speaker 1 Oh no. 37:29 Speaker 1 No. 37:33 Speaker 1 What the fuck was that pin they used in Damma gone in 60 seconds? 37:38 Speaker 1 Fuck. 37:39 Speaker 1 What is that? 37:39 Speaker 1 Caracene? 37:40 Speaker 1 No, what was in there? 37:41 Speaker 1 Oh, you're close. 37:42 Speaker 1 Lemon juice, lemon. 37:45 Speaker 1 live in juice close to that. Wait, what did I say? You said, uh, 37:50 Speaker 1 carrots or a kerosene. And then you said, I said, closing, you said, 37:54 Speaker 1 let me juice. Oh, oil. Yes. I'll give you petroleum. Yes. All right. 38:01 Speaker 1 Need one more. One more. And you have, I'll give you three more guesses. 38:04 Speaker 1 Like I said, you still have an animal out there. You have, uh, 38:07 Speaker 1 three more man-made things and then lots of like food stuff. Oh God, 38:15 Speaker 1 man made stuff. Oh, pictures photos. What kind of pictures are 38:25 Speaker 1 photos? They're on a dam. Like a fucking, they're a fuck what 38:31 Speaker 1 are they? They're they're Polaroids. But I know with the name 38:36 Speaker 1 of them are no film film film. Now for some reason stamps stamps 38:43 Speaker 1 is one of the answers. You did not get that. So I'll give you two more guesses for the last one that you have. 38:47 Speaker 1 Oh, money. No. Oh. 38:54 Speaker 1 I had like a little secret code on there or something. You can see with the blacklight. 38:57 Speaker 1 All right. One of them is really, really easy. We're really easy. You should get this one. 39:02 Speaker 1 Um, all right. So lemon juice was that was it a declaration, the national defense thing with Nicholas Cage. 39:10 Speaker 1 National treasure. Yeah, there you go. 39:13 Speaker 1 Another one that's easy trying to think we've got a 39:19 Speaker 1 Thought of bodily fluid I named all those 39:27 Speaker 1 I'm going with 39:31 Speaker 1 A jellyfish 39:33 Speaker 1 No, but that was a good that was a good way 39:36 Speaker 1 No, the answer is the answers that I was looking for are laundry detergent 39:41 Speaker 1 One we never got tonic water 39:44 Speaker 1 the file olive oil 39:46 Speaker 1 oil, canola oil, turmeric, which I believe is in monster, most hot sauces, quinine, which 39:56 Speaker 1 I also believe is in monster, vitamins A and B, Vaseline cotton balls, the animal I was 40:05 Speaker 1 looking for is scorpions and fungus. 40:09 Speaker 1 That's it. 40:10 Speaker 1 Okay. 40:11 Speaker 1 So you're an idiot. 40:12 Speaker 1 One for three. 40:13 Speaker 1 All right. 40:14 Speaker 1 Number four. 40:15 Speaker 1 dumbass. Yeah, I totally would have easy. 40:18 Speaker 1 You're in sperm and piss. 40:19 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, no, no, no. 40:22 Speaker 1 Number four, 1966. 40:25 Speaker 1 This band painted it black in a song. 40:29 Speaker 1 What band? Oh, I fucking love this song too. 40:35 Speaker 1 It's in a Talladega nights when he's when he's 40:39 Speaker 1 Pierre's doing the fucking, you know, he's winning everything. 40:42 Speaker 1 Pain it black. It's like French. 40:45 Speaker 1 Fuck. 40:47 Speaker 1 It's not counting crows. 40:51 Speaker 1 No, but it kind of rhymes with that 40:57 Speaker 1 It really does it really does actually kind of rhyme with that like really really close like mounting toes 41:05 Speaker 1 That actually rhymes this is kind of rhyme 41:10 Speaker 1 Oh God 41:14 Speaker 1 Count 41:17 Speaker 1 No, yes, he doesn't fuck me up now. I thought it was French 41:21 Speaker 1 It's definitely not French. I'll give you a hint. It's English. Oh 41:25 Speaker 1 That's what I'm thinking. It's European right. It's over there in Europe in England. Yeah, fuck now. I'm fucked dude 41:31 Speaker 1 I don't know any fucking England bands. I promise you, you know this band. I 41:36 Speaker 1 Know this band it's not black Sabbath. No 41:41 Speaker 1 one more guess 41:45 Speaker 1 Toto 41:47 Speaker 1 people are going to beat you up over this. 41:50 Speaker 1 It's the rolling stones painted black. 41:53 Speaker 1 That's not the same one I'm thinking of. 41:56 Speaker 1 But in that weird counting crows rolling stones, that's pretty crazy. 41:59 Speaker 1 You almost were right on. 42:01 Speaker 1 So yeah, I see a red door and I want to paint it black. 42:06 Speaker 1 I probably just got a lawsuit on that. 42:08 Speaker 1 But anyway, that's the that's the one. 42:10 Speaker 1 So you're one for four. 42:11 Speaker 1 All right. 42:12 Speaker 1 Number five. 42:13 Speaker 1 Oh, it's fucking it is. 42:15 Speaker 1 It's Marie Lefaret painted black. 42:16 Speaker 1 She did it first. 42:17 Speaker 1 Okay, I knew it was fucking French. 42:19 Speaker 1 Okay, well, you were wrong. 42:22 Speaker 1 All right. 42:23 Speaker 1 All right. 42:24 Speaker 1 All right. 42:25 Speaker 1 Number five, which celebrity released the film Black is King, which celebrates black 42:30 Speaker 1 culture? 42:31 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ, probably like someone like Malcolm X or a female. 42:36 Speaker 1 Give me that. 42:37 Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus Christ. 42:38 Speaker 1 I'm fucked. 42:39 Speaker 1 Cindy Loper. 42:40 Speaker 1 Beyonce. 42:41 Speaker 1 Whitney Houston. 42:42 Speaker 1 It was Beyonce. 42:43 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 42:44 Speaker 1 Like I fucking know that. 42:46 Speaker 1 All right, one for five. 42:47 Speaker 1 You're an idiot. 42:49 Speaker 1 I don't give a shit. 42:49 Speaker 1 Yes. 42:50 Speaker 1 Right. 42:50 Speaker 1 Next, what percentage of famous dudes that dated Kim Kardashian for black 42:57 Speaker 1 guys? 42:58 Speaker 1 90% 80 85 percent. 43:03 Speaker 1 I got to give that one to me. 43:04 Speaker 1 Come on now. 43:05 Speaker 1 I think I'm going to give it to you because when I looked, I'm trying to do 43:08 Speaker 1 the math here because in the in the 10 that are listed, you got Ray J. 43:12 Speaker 1 Odel Beckham, Reggie Bush, Kanye, Nick Cannon, Damon Thomas. 43:22 Speaker 1 The fuck is that? 43:23 Speaker 1 Uh, he was a black guy. 43:25 Speaker 1 And then Chris Humphreys, which is half white NBA player. 43:29 Speaker 1 Oh, that's. 43:30 Speaker 1 And then Ronaldo, I don't know. 43:33 Speaker 1 I don't know what to put him. 43:35 Speaker 1 That's why the 85 is kind of he's like Columbia or Mexican. 43:38 Speaker 1 All right. 43:39 Speaker 1 Well, so she, so she's at 95%. 43:41 Speaker 1 And then Nick Lachey, but I don't think she did anything with him. 43:45 Speaker 1 I don't know that is exactly. 43:46 Speaker 1 He's a loser, dude. 43:47 Speaker 1 He was in like Backstreet Boys or something. 43:49 Speaker 1 I don't know. 43:49 Speaker 1 Nick Lachey. 43:51 Speaker 1 He's white. 43:52 Speaker 1 So I don't think they did anything. 43:54 Speaker 1 And then Pete Davidson, what's really what's really brought her down on the list to lose that time. 43:59 Speaker 1 Just a matter of just down. 44:01 Speaker 1 So, so, 44:02 Speaker 1 you know, 44:03 Speaker 1 you and her daughter getting nailed by black ass. 44:05 Speaker 1 I'm giving you that one. 44:07 Speaker 1 So you're two for six. 44:09 Speaker 1 All right. 44:09 Speaker 1 Number seven, Stain with 1966. 44:12 Speaker 1 You should get this. 44:14 Speaker 1 This is easy. 44:15 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 44:15 Speaker 1 What character was created? 44:20 Speaker 1 Oh, is that a fucking Disney character? 44:23 Speaker 1 No, but just think about it. 44:25 Speaker 1 You'll get character was created. 44:28 Speaker 1 That's Superman. 44:31 Speaker 1 This is a Black Friday special, baby. 44:32 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a black guy. 44:34 Speaker 1 Is it Black Panther? 44:35 Speaker 1 Congratulations. 44:36 Speaker 1 Black Panther was created in 1966. 44:39 Speaker 1 Good job, Brandon. You're three for seven. Number eight, give me four. I'll take two. 44:45 Speaker 1 I'll take two of the four. Give me two of the four college football teams. These are popular 44:50 Speaker 1 college football teams that have a blackout night where they celebrate blackout and everyone 44:56 Speaker 1 dresses all black and the teams were black uniforms. 44:58 Speaker 1 Oh, Georgia. No, I've seen him do it many a fucking times. What are you talking about? 45:07 Speaker 1 were not listed. Oh, well, this list is already fucked. Blackout nights, Kentucky. No, they've 45:16 Speaker 1 got black jerseys and they were black in the stands. I'm so confused on what this question 45:19 Speaker 1 is. There's only four popular cultural teams that actually on their website celebrate blackout 45:25 Speaker 1 night for you would know there's a lot, but there's only four that you would know. So give 45:30 Speaker 1 me to use Christ. Any any of the SEC. Yeah. One South Carolina. I mean, I mean, I mean, 45:42 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm zoo. No. All right. The answer is Texas A&M. God damn it. I was going for 45:47 Speaker 1 that one next Nebraska. Why is the brass get to make so fucking thin? We have fucking black 45:53 Speaker 1 in their shit. I don't know. Texas, Arizona State and Rutgers. Those are the four. Those 46:01 Speaker 1 are all red teams that have no black in them. Maybe the right little. Don't make some sense. 46:06 Speaker 1 Georgia does one too. Why the fuck are you telling me they don't? What kind of a did 46:09 Speaker 1 you find? I know they've worn them four times. They don't. They don't. And the fucking the 46:15 Speaker 1 stands they do it themselves too. It's not true. Kirby said he's not doing anymore though 46:19 Speaker 1 because we need focus on winning more, but we do like tonight. 46:22 Speaker 1 So okay. All right. Number nine, you got your three for eight. 46:26 Speaker 1 You've got to get both of these, which you should. 46:28 Speaker 1 These are easy questions. Number nine, this former princess married to a ginger 46:35 Speaker 1 identifies herself as black. Oh, oh, Megan Markle. 46:42 Speaker 1 Maybe I knew you'd get that one. That was a softball for you. 46:47 Speaker 1 All right. So you got to get this one. 46:48 Speaker 1 This you got a little crazy now when she got fucking married to what's his face the Prince Gay or Andrew 46:54 Speaker 1 Okay, you got to get this one right. This is the last one last one. You got to get this right or you're an idiot here we go 46:59 Speaker 1 Johnny Depp 47:01 Speaker 1 played whitey bulger in 47:03 Speaker 1 This movie what was the name of the movie? Oh? 47:07 Speaker 1 Fuck dude. He looks scary as shit in there too. Oh 47:11 Speaker 1 It's called it's 47:13 Speaker 1 Black something yeah, you're correct. That's correct 47:16 Speaker 1 Oh, it's not black house. It's not black face. Oh, no, it's not black shadow. I don't think. 47:31 Speaker 1 Johnny Depp the black black bass black masses crack Brad is a black Friday champion, baby. 47:39 Speaker 1 Black Friday. 47:40 Speaker 1 Black. 47:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:41 Speaker 1 And I'm wearing black today, man. The blacks love me. 47:44 Speaker 1 Hey, I'm wearing my black too. 47:47 Speaker 1 So I hope everybody has a great black Friday. 47:50 Speaker 1 That's going to be fun. 47:51 Speaker 1 Make sure you get out there and spend lots of money. 47:52 Speaker 1 All right. 47:53 Speaker 1 The economy needs it and you all have so much because you got so much money coming back 47:57 Speaker 1 from the federal government for all that stuff that they did. 48:00 Speaker 1 What do you think the number of purchases like electronics probably? 48:04 Speaker 1 I think it's always going to be TVs. 48:06 Speaker 1 I think TVs is always the number one and then number two is going to be probably video game 48:10 Speaker 1 stuff. 48:11 Speaker 1 So console, things like that. 48:13 Speaker 1 They're so fucking cheap nowadays. 48:14 Speaker 1 I mean, for the most part compared to how they worked 10 years ago. 48:16 Speaker 1 So I don't know how much cheaper thing you might get a 85 inch TV for like 200 bucks. 48:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. 48:20 Speaker 1 Well, I saw it today. 48:21 Speaker 1 We just got the in the in the mail. 48:24 Speaker 1 They send it to the flyers or whatever for Best Buy and all that. 48:28 Speaker 1 And there were 50 inch TVs on sale for $215. 48:32 Speaker 1 So they're getting pretty cheap. 48:34 Speaker 1 And then I think the big one was the 80 inch and it was like 489. 48:37 Speaker 1 So it's time to upgrade. 48:39 Speaker 1 So if you guys haven't done it yet, make sure you guys go out today and grab yourself 48:42 Speaker 1 big TV and try to hide it. 48:44 Speaker 1 So it has to be bigger dresser because my fucking legs are 48:48 Speaker 1 about to fall off right now. 48:49 Speaker 1 But that's the size point. 48:51 Speaker 1 If you're listening to us, you're not already. 48:52 Speaker 1 I can't see our Spotify. 48:54 Speaker 1 We share a little bit of fire. 48:55 Speaker 1 Star of you and the bottle helps out a good bit. 48:57 Speaker 1 We see you doing it all the time. 48:58 Speaker 1 Thank you. 48:58 Speaker 1 Thank you. 48:59 Speaker 1 Now I've got the Patreon down below. 49:00 Speaker 1 He's that prepared advertising for the show and for a 49:02 Speaker 1 don't scary hookers, prostitutes, heroin, anything like that. 49:05 Speaker 1 Do we need a guy? 49:06 Speaker 1 I think we're going out of here. 49:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:07 Speaker 1 On Monday's episode, we're going to find out why Brandon's legs 49:10 Speaker 1 are killing him because he has a small dresser. 49:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, and check twice gonna kick him out of bed for being too cold. So you have a thermia. All right, we'll see you later