Two People Died Tonight EP-382 - The Daily Dose Show 2026-09-03 This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. 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It's Chuck Charles Ironfist with uh yet again another new camera angle 1:10 Speaker 1 How you doing there? But why would you even say that like why would what would even make you? 1:15 Speaker 1 Add that to your intro like what's the reason like this is the stuff 1:19 Speaker 1 I'm we've talked about this and you said you were gonna turn over a new leaf you might be so hateful now 1:24 Speaker 1 Why would you say that? 1:25 Speaker 1 Well, I would much rather fuck my ankle than fuck a black guy. 1:28 Speaker 1 Are you saying you'd rather fuck a black guy than fuck your ankle up? 1:31 Speaker 1 Oh, well, I don't think it matters the color of the man. 1:34 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm going to choose the ankle over any man at that point. 1:38 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:39 Speaker 1 So I just think that you need to start leaving color out of it. 1:42 Speaker 1 Oh, no, color is very descriptive. 1:44 Speaker 1 It helps with a good bit. 1:45 Speaker 1 It's the same reason we don't answer Indians when they call us. 1:49 Speaker 1 You know, they're Indian. 1:50 Speaker 1 They're going to scam you. 1:52 Speaker 1 You don't get a, you know, get an apartment in a majority black dominated apartment area because you just know it's going to be bad. 1:57 Speaker 1 You know, you just got a color helps out a good bit. 2:00 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 2:01 Speaker 1 See, I would argue this and I tell you wrong and I tell you your idiot, but then you're going to bring up the martha thing and I'm going to get freaking 2:07 Speaker 1 slapped down again. 2:08 Speaker 1 So I'm not going to say anything. 2:09 Speaker 1 I'm just going to say I don't agree with you and I need that and I think you're an idiot. 2:12 Speaker 1 But well, I heard that here first check where they get fucked by a black guy and fuck his ankle. 2:16 Speaker 1 You know what? 2:17 Speaker 1 Just because I want to be inclusive. 2:18 Speaker 1 I would. 2:19 Speaker 1 I would. 2:22 Speaker 1 So I don't even irregular again. That's nasty. Okay. So it's funny. You say that because you're I'm getting scammed 2:28 Speaker 1 So I don't know if anybody's noticed this yet 2:30 Speaker 1 But it's I don't know the same temperature is the surface of the sun outside right now. I think it's like 103 degrees, right? 2:37 Speaker 1 So I had a guy come to my house today knocking on the door trying to sell me a roof 2:42 Speaker 1 It just happens every day, right in the middle of him knocking I got angry, right? 2:49 Speaker 1 Because I'm like why is this dude knocking on my door and then a split second later. I realized he's standing in like a 2:56 Speaker 1 110 degree weather, right? So what do you think I did? 3:00 Speaker 1 Ask him if he's fucking retarded. No, I opened the door and I said hold on man. I'll be right back. I'm on a work call and 3:05 Speaker 1 Then I just walked oh, you just made a son and just made me yeah 3:11 Speaker 1 Like 15 minutes and I'm watching this dude 3:15 Speaker 1 just dripping in sweat. 3:17 Speaker 1 Like I'm looking, he can do my blinds. 3:19 Speaker 1 And I can see the sweat dripping off of his nose. 3:22 Speaker 1 You should tell him, you're like, 3:23 Speaker 1 yeah man, go ahead and get up on the roof. 3:24 Speaker 1 I'll meet you up there in about 15 minutes. 3:26 Speaker 1 So just sit up there on the fucking black tar roof. 3:28 Speaker 1 Just be alive. 3:29 Speaker 1 And then I get arrested or I get sued. 3:32 Speaker 1 But it's totally worth it. 3:34 Speaker 1 It was one of the best things I've ever experienced. 3:36 Speaker 1 So if anybody has any ideas and you need ideas 3:40 Speaker 1 to get rid of these people, 3:41 Speaker 1 just tell them, hey, I'm not a work call. 3:42 Speaker 1 I'll be right back. 3:43 Speaker 1 And just let them sit out there in the sun. 3:44 Speaker 1 It's like torture. 3:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm about to say I didn't do a whole lot today. 3:49 Speaker 1 I said I went and woke up. 3:51 Speaker 1 I finally got to sleep in a little bit a day 3:52 Speaker 1 after two days of getting up at seven in the morning 3:54 Speaker 1 for a 30 second meeting, which is fucking terrible. 3:56 Speaker 1 Cannot believe it. 3:57 Speaker 1 I'm so glad I did not choose to live this life 3:59 Speaker 1 a hundred percent of the time 4:00 Speaker 1 because I would have killed myself by now. 4:02 Speaker 1 But got that done and I slept to about 10 30 today. 4:05 Speaker 1 Then I went to the soccer fields out there 4:06 Speaker 1 about two hours, tweet me ankle a little bit. 4:09 Speaker 1 It was hot. 4:10 Speaker 1 It was a hot motherfucker out there today. 4:11 Speaker 1 And there's these guys that worked down 4:13 Speaker 1 at the plant. 4:16 Speaker 1 Some kind of packaging plant further down from the soccer fields. 4:19 Speaker 1 And I've noticed they come every day about 12 o'clock 4:21 Speaker 1 to sit on the picnic tables underneath this awning, 4:23 Speaker 1 and they just watch people play soccer 4:24 Speaker 1 during their lunch break. 4:25 Speaker 1 So a little bit of pressure. 4:27 Speaker 1 Some random black-packed yards over there 4:29 Speaker 1 just wearing their hive is and whatnot. 4:31 Speaker 1 And I don't know if they're anything about soccer. 4:32 Speaker 1 They just like to feel the fact they get away from work 4:35 Speaker 1 and just go sit over there. 4:36 Speaker 1 But it was an enjoyable time besides me 4:37 Speaker 1 about passing out about three times. 4:39 Speaker 1 I didn't have hardly any water for it. 4:40 Speaker 1 I went out there. 4:41 Speaker 1 I chugged a monster and I had like four sips of water. 4:43 Speaker 1 I'm about to fucking die. 4:44 Speaker 1 So did you act like you had like an audience 4:47 Speaker 1 or like a crowd when you were playing? 4:48 Speaker 1 Like in your mind, because I used to do that one 4:50 Speaker 1 as a kid, you know, you, you're game seven, NBA finals, 4:53 Speaker 1 you're out there on the court, then you're all alone. 4:54 Speaker 1 And you shoot the shot and then if you miss it, 4:56 Speaker 1 you're fouled, right? 4:57 Speaker 1 So you're like, oh, I got fouled on that shot. 4:59 Speaker 1 So then you get three free throws to win the game. 5:01 Speaker 1 Is that what was going through your head? 5:03 Speaker 1 Like you're out there, you're playing and you're like, 5:05 Speaker 1 this is my crowd. 5:05 Speaker 1 I'm playing for Spain right now, you know? 5:08 Speaker 1 Is that what you did in the corner? 5:09 Speaker 1 No, no, not really. 5:10 Speaker 1 I just like compared my life to theirs and like, wow, 5:12 Speaker 1 completely different places and what not. This is wild. And then they start to smoke a weed and 5:15 Speaker 1 they're pretty cool over there. I can smell the weed drifting from like 200 yards away over 5:19 Speaker 1 towards. Oh, this is why they come here to hang out. They just smoke weed on the county property, 5:24 Speaker 1 which is a good place to smoke because not a lot of county officials are monitoring that area. 5:28 Speaker 1 Okay, there's a segue here, but I have to be very careful on how I segue it because the person 5:33 Speaker 1 that I'm about ready to segue into this that you just reminded me of. Like I spoke a weed? 5:38 Speaker 1 He'd be very mad if I segueed him this way. So I'm gonna be very upfront 5:42 Speaker 1 The individual's name that I'm about where to say does not smoke weed nor does he have anything to do with weed 5:45 Speaker 1 But we did come up today. So I gotta just throw that out there. Oh you smoke today. No, oh this individual did not smoke weed 5:53 Speaker 1 Okay, can we just get that out in the open this person's we got smoke weed. I think you only know one black guy too Chris 5:58 Speaker 1 Oh, he's not he's not black. He's I didn't say that I just said weed is the segue 6:04 Speaker 1 Not anything about the skin. Why are you so excited with skin color? We've been in the episode for five minutes 6:09 Speaker 1 Well, I said there was black guy smoke weed. You're like, that's a perfect said way 6:12 Speaker 1 What black guy smoke weed you like yes, so it apparently has to do with black guys or weed smoke 6:16 Speaker 1 It has to read smoking. Can I get to the story dude? You're kind of help you here. You're killing me over 6:24 Speaker 1 So as you guys know my house is 6:29 Speaker 1 infested 6:31 Speaker 1 the world and I was lucky enough to have a listener of this show that owns a 6:38 Speaker 1 pest services company right so garland pest services Chad garland listen show 6:44 Speaker 1 dude nicest guy on earth right so this morning right because he smokes a lot we've 6:49 Speaker 1 okay hold on we're gonna get into that so this morning he you know I got to 6:54 Speaker 1 go to work dude I got to be out of here by eight o'clock and and he's he's like 6:58 Speaker 1 Hey, what time do you need me there? 6:59 Speaker 1 And I said, comes early at 6.30. 7:02 Speaker 1 This dude drove from Douglasville, 7:05 Speaker 1 which is, I don't know, 7:06 Speaker 1 I don't want to have for my house. 7:08 Speaker 1 He was here before seven o'clock, right? 7:11 Speaker 1 Comes in, I'm drinking coffee, I offer him some. 7:14 Speaker 1 He didn't want me, which was kind of rude, 7:15 Speaker 1 but I forgive him. 7:16 Speaker 1 And we're just talking to your toilet 7:18 Speaker 1 30 minutes later. 7:20 Speaker 1 No, right? 7:20 Speaker 1 He got left here alone, he probably did. 7:22 Speaker 1 That's what I would do without your house. 7:24 Speaker 1 So he brings up that bad boy for a test drive. 7:27 Speaker 1 I shouldn't sink or something like that. 7:29 Speaker 1 So he's here and we're like going over everything 7:33 Speaker 1 with my cockroach situation and my flee situation. 7:36 Speaker 1 And he's telling me what he's gonna do, 7:38 Speaker 1 essentially he's throwing a grenade in my attic. 7:40 Speaker 1 I don't know how that plays out. 7:42 Speaker 1 Cause I say, hey man, there's a lot of stuff in the attic. 7:43 Speaker 1 He's like, I gotta bomb it, right? 7:45 Speaker 1 And he goes, I go, whoa, there's a lot of stuff up there. 7:47 Speaker 1 He's like, oh no, I got like a gun that shoots it. 7:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 7:51 Speaker 1 So I don't know what he did up there, 7:52 Speaker 1 but then he comes into my office. 7:54 Speaker 1 This is ground zero. 7:55 Speaker 1 So my, that's why when Brandon said I have a different angle today, that's because the chair is no longer in the home. 8:02 Speaker 1 The chair has been disposed of. 8:03 Speaker 1 Why? 8:05 Speaker 1 Every day rec sleeps on that chair. 8:07 Speaker 1 Every day he jumps up on my chair and he sleeps off. 8:10 Speaker 1 Look at that cloth. 8:11 Speaker 1 That's why we hate cloth. 8:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 8:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 8:13 Speaker 1 So that's why I just, I'm like, I'm not doing it. 8:16 Speaker 1 So I'm actually sitting on a bar stool right now. 8:17 Speaker 1 I'm waiting on my wife to get me another chair. 8:22 Speaker 1 So fucking hate bar stool. 8:24 Speaker 1 They're designed to get you to get the fuck out of there 8:25 Speaker 1 because your back just starts exploding on you. 8:27 Speaker 1 The never said a bar chair, never did. 8:29 Speaker 1 It's the most uncomfortable seat in the fucking world. 8:32 Speaker 1 And I gotta look down on the camera, 8:33 Speaker 1 which means I have double chin, which sucks. 8:35 Speaker 1 But anyway. 8:36 Speaker 1 So, so Garland's here and he's like walking through my studio 8:40 Speaker 1 here and he's like shining his, I don't know, megaturch, 8:44 Speaker 1 you know what is at his pants and he's, 8:45 Speaker 1 I thought it was a black light at first. 8:46 Speaker 1 I was like, oh dude, you gotta turn that thing off. 8:48 Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be jagged off of here a lot. 8:51 Speaker 1 There's come everywhere. 8:52 Speaker 1 It's all dark on my promise. 8:54 Speaker 1 He shines the black light and he's like, uh, yeah, I'll come back, dude. 8:58 Speaker 1 This is really unsanitary. 9:00 Speaker 1 So he shines it. 9:01 Speaker 1 He's looking for these fleas. 9:02 Speaker 1 We do find one on Rex, but he didn't see them. 9:06 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 9:07 Speaker 1 He didn't see them jumping onto his khakis, right? 9:10 Speaker 1 And I'm going down. 9:11 Speaker 1 That happens. 9:12 Speaker 1 You go to people's houses and the fleas are just jumping on you. 9:15 Speaker 1 He goes, dude, all the time. 9:16 Speaker 1 He said, you're not that bad, but he's still like, I'm going to take care of it. 9:20 Speaker 1 So anyway, so me and him got some time. 9:22 Speaker 1 sitting here, you know, we got an hour before the kids are out of the house and allegedly 9:25 Speaker 1 nobody can be here, including the dog who had to ride along with me today, which was 9:29 Speaker 1 terrible to beat on my seat with the rabbit. The rabbit I didn't even that in top. 9:34 Speaker 1 You just let them die. I should probably go check on them. 9:36 Speaker 1 You just gas those fuckers like a couple of Jews. I just got home. 9:41 Speaker 1 You're dead right? You can grab us the nap baby. And even worse, I almost just yelled at Savannah 9:45 Speaker 1 to go check on the rabbits. Oh, you got to find a bunch of dead rabbits. 9:48 Speaker 1 I'll check out him when I'm recording this episode. 9:51 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I asked Chad because I'm just I'm just fascinated with that world. 9:56 Speaker 1 I'm fascinated with pests like the people that have jobs where they see things that are 10:00 Speaker 1 so crazy. 10:01 Speaker 1 Like he was telling me he has guys that do it like pests pests guys. 10:06 Speaker 1 I don't know what they're called technicians. 10:08 Speaker 1 I guess agents. 10:09 Speaker 1 They come across possums in people's addicts raccoons. 10:12 Speaker 1 He had a guy last week where it came across a bobcat. 10:15 Speaker 1 Okay, these dudes are like soldiers, right? 10:18 Speaker 1 Well, you remember, you remember we gave him an employee on the old show. 10:20 Speaker 1 He wanted that Christmas thing. 10:21 Speaker 1 It was the guy that was eating squirrels out of his backyard and then he wouldn't work for Chad. 10:25 Speaker 1 And it lasted like two days because he was like eating possums in the attic or something. 10:28 Speaker 1 Are you being serious? 10:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't remember that guy? 10:31 Speaker 1 He didn't last. 10:32 Speaker 1 No, it lasts like two days because he I don't know if he didn't show up or he was like eating animals on site or something like that. 10:37 Speaker 1 But it got bad. He didn't last but two days I think. 10:39 Speaker 1 Oh, that's sad. All right. Well, anyway, 10:42 Speaker 1 it really think he was gonna last. 10:43 Speaker 1 He might have been smoking weed because Chad is a very avid anti-smoking person. 10:49 Speaker 1 So when I said to him, I said, hey man, what's the craziest thing you see? 10:53 Speaker 1 Because I'm thinking like, naked people, you know, freaking just, you know, I don't know, 10:58 Speaker 1 Jeffrey Dahmer stuff. 11:00 Speaker 1 And you know, whatever. 11:01 Speaker 1 And he said, dude, the craziest thing is how normal, how people have started normalizing 11:06 Speaker 1 drug use. 11:07 Speaker 1 Like, he said, I'll walk into a house and people will be smoking weed while I'm in 11:12 Speaker 1 out. Or they'll just have it out. They really say normalizing drug use and like they're 11:17 Speaker 1 smoking weed. Is that right? Was it something like heroin and crackery? Is that about 11:21 Speaker 1 is he's classifying weed is drug. 11:23 Speaker 1 Oh weed is drugs. Uh, yeah, so it's caffeine and alcohol. We don't know. She's 11:29 Speaker 1 bit about that. You're not comparing weed to caffeine, dude. That 11:33 Speaker 1 means a lot worse. A lot worse for you than weed is. Yes. Oh, really? You're telling me 11:37 Speaker 1 if I drink a freaking cup of coffee, I'm just as dangerous on the road as I just smoked 11:41 Speaker 1 to bowl. Yeah, drink five, uh, sell, uh, drink five C fours and then smoke five joints 11:46 Speaker 1 and tell me which one of you feels like your heart's about to explode. It has to go to 11:49 Speaker 1 the hospital. It's going to be the guy that drank a thousand milligrams of cash. 11:52 Speaker 1 Don't care about your heart exploding. I care about you running me off the road because 11:56 Speaker 1 you're high. 11:56 Speaker 1 High person is not going to run out of the road. If anything, they're going to be going under 11:59 Speaker 1 the speed limit a little bit. They're going to be extra cautious. You're thinking of a drunk 12:02 Speaker 1 person or someone on crack. Is it illegal? Is it illegal to drink five C fours? Uh, no. 12:08 Speaker 1 Is it illegal to smoke five joints? 12:10 Speaker 1 No, yes, it is shut off. 12:12 Speaker 1 And you're all alone? 12:13 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 12:13 Speaker 1 No, no, it's decriminalized for the whole thing. 12:16 Speaker 1 OK. 12:17 Speaker 1 Either way, I agree with Chad that it's weird for people 12:21 Speaker 1 to just have me smoke and weed while you've 12:23 Speaker 1 got a pest technician in your house. 12:26 Speaker 1 That's weird. 12:27 Speaker 1 So why are you in a narc? 12:29 Speaker 1 We totally know you are. 12:30 Speaker 1 You call the cops on the guy that passed out 12:32 Speaker 1 and he's like, oh, they're going to heroin needles in here. 12:34 Speaker 1 You need to arrest this guy. 12:35 Speaker 1 Terrible neighbor. 12:36 Speaker 1 Well, he was my friend too. 12:37 Speaker 1 So that terrible friend, and man. 12:40 Speaker 1 He was on like, dude, he was doing heroin. 12:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't know if you really call the cops 12:44 Speaker 1 off for that, but he's just telling the stop doing it. 12:45 Speaker 1 And if he doesn't listen, then he just dies. 12:47 Speaker 1 I mean, going to jail. 12:48 Speaker 1 Okay, one, I did. 12:49 Speaker 1 One, I did tell him to stop. 12:51 Speaker 1 Two, that's why I called the cops. 12:53 Speaker 1 And three, he did die. 12:55 Speaker 1 So you can't like better than him. 12:57 Speaker 1 I'm not in prison. 12:58 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 13:00 Speaker 1 What up? 13:00 Speaker 1 Why are you dead? 13:01 Speaker 1 I'm dying prison and dying home with his family. 13:04 Speaker 1 He wouldn't die in prison because he wouldn't be able 13:06 Speaker 1 to get the drugs that he's addicted to. 13:08 Speaker 1 I think he would probably have to do some weird shit in there to get some off-brand fucking drugs and then die from it. 13:13 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm sorry. Give me the name brand of heroin that you know of. 13:17 Speaker 1 Uh, well, good heroin without fentanyl. 13:22 Speaker 1 I don't think, why is this conversation gotta go places? I don't even want it to go. 13:27 Speaker 1 I'm just telling you what Chad told me and I thought that was interesting. 13:30 Speaker 1 But my biggest thing was I'm like, dude, if you had it like, okay, I asked the question because I'm very curious. 13:37 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen those shows where like old people, 13:40 Speaker 1 like you'll go to their house for something? 13:42 Speaker 1 And they had like a mint 1969, you know, 13:46 Speaker 1 Mustang and their garage or something like that, right? 13:48 Speaker 1 Or like half a million dollars in cash, 13:52 Speaker 1 just chilling in the nightstand, right? 13:54 Speaker 1 Uh huh. 13:55 Speaker 1 That's what I was asking about. 13:56 Speaker 1 Cause I was like, dude, what is the craziest thing you've seen? 13:59 Speaker 1 And we just settled on drug use, but that was it. 14:02 Speaker 1 It's not even that. 14:03 Speaker 1 People smoke a weed. 14:04 Speaker 1 You're in Atlanta. 14:04 Speaker 1 That's everybody for the time. 14:05 Speaker 1 Oh, he said, he said, he said, he's like, 14:06 Speaker 1 do how many times you've been in traffic and all of a sudden, like you're you just 14:10 Speaker 1 get a whiff. I was like all the time, he was exactly. So Chats are very, he's an anti-drugy. 14:14 Speaker 1 That's probably the reason he won't sponsor the show because you, because all your 14:17 Speaker 1 life is fine. You promote that stuff. Oh yeah, because that's good for you. I mean, you 14:21 Speaker 1 got weed, weed to calm you down and helps with all kinds of ailments and everything. 14:25 Speaker 1 And you know, the most surprising thing that to me was right for my grandma, dad and Kentucky, 14:29 Speaker 1 probably two years before that. She, uh, she, uh, maybe it's probably about four years 14:34 Speaker 1 for that. The doctor's prescribed her CBD and it helps so much. I'm sitting there thinking 14:38 Speaker 1 like, you know, I smoke weed, but grandma doesn't think that's cool, you know, but now 14:42 Speaker 1 she's over here on her own weed and it seems to be helping her and everything's going 14:44 Speaker 1 well. The problem with weed is if people people just, uh, moisturize it so much instead 14:49 Speaker 1 of like what we focus on cracking heroin that actually cause lifelong problems and, you know, 14:54 Speaker 1 problems with family and doing a bunch of crazy shit. No one's ever robbed a store to buy 14:58 Speaker 1 weed. Okay. They rob it to buy heroin and crack and fentanyl. 15:01 Speaker 1 Here's the deal, man. If I shoot you with a 44 Magnum, are you gonna die? 15:06 Speaker 1 Uh, 15:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, you shoot me in the foot. No, but if I shoot you somewhere in your body, you're gonna die 15:13 Speaker 1 It depends where you shoot me. But if I told you I'm gonna shoot you the 22, would you rather that happen? 15:19 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah 15:20 Speaker 1 Same thing 44 Magnum's the heroine 22 is the weed man. It's still a drug. I mean, there's never been an overdose of weed 15:27 Speaker 1 No one's ever died from weed smoking. 15:28 Speaker 1 That's because nobody ever survived to talk about it. 15:31 Speaker 1 It's never been a cause of death that said, 15:34 Speaker 1 you smoke too much weed. 15:35 Speaker 1 It's always heroin, fentanyl, crack, alcohol. 15:38 Speaker 1 I assure you you could die of an overdose with weed. 15:41 Speaker 1 I assure you. 15:42 Speaker 1 It's physically impossible. 15:43 Speaker 1 It'd be smoking a lacy. 15:46 Speaker 1 It's physically, I mean, you can hopbox a goddamn car. 15:49 Speaker 1 I've done it for eight hours, I didn't die. 15:50 Speaker 1 All right. 15:51 Speaker 1 It's physically... 15:51 Speaker 1 I'm wrong with you. 15:54 Speaker 1 You like, I tried, dude. 15:55 Speaker 1 I tried. Remember when we talked about that whole, how would you kill yourself thing? That's how you do it. Okay? That's what I tried. 16:00 Speaker 1 So what I get is Chad's most interesting thing is people smoking weed in the hole. 16:06 Speaker 1 Well, that's his. Because he's do so Chad's Chad's the owner. So I mean, he doesn't really do this anymore. I mean, he's got technicians that go out and do what he did for me. 16:14 Speaker 1 Um, but he just did it for me because I really did. I called in a favor and I really wanted, I want to tell everybody like I really hope that if you guys need pest services, like I have Northwest right now who was bought out by 16:25 Speaker 1 I'm sorry they were bought up by Orkin, I believe it was. 16:28 Speaker 1 So they're national now. 16:30 Speaker 1 And dude, they don't care. 16:31 Speaker 1 Like they've been treating my house forever. 16:34 Speaker 1 They suck and the prices through the roof. 16:37 Speaker 1 But Chad, I mean, he's not a Douglasville. 16:39 Speaker 1 He came all the way up here to Gwinnett County. 16:41 Speaker 1 He really cares, man. 16:42 Speaker 1 So I'm just telling everybody if you need pest services, 16:45 Speaker 1 please call Chad, Garland's pest services. 16:48 Speaker 1 So is your house tart now or not? 16:50 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 16:50 Speaker 1 He was here for him. 16:52 Speaker 1 I don't have. 16:53 Speaker 1 He did not tarp it. 16:54 Speaker 1 because he threw the bomb in the attic and then he comes through and he covers your entire 16:59 Speaker 1 house, the flooring, everything to kill all the fleas. 17:01 Speaker 1 What he was telling me is you can't kill a place. 17:04 Speaker 1 I don't know. 17:05 Speaker 1 I wasn't here, but I couldn't be in the house for five hours. 17:07 Speaker 1 I don't know. 17:08 Speaker 1 But he covered with plastic or money or stuff or anything. 17:11 Speaker 1 It's a spray that kills everything. 17:14 Speaker 1 And then he said the only thing it can't get is the fleet eggs. 17:17 Speaker 1 So we have to vacuum like three times a day for the next three days. 17:20 Speaker 1 He's all his eggs out of here and then just dump them. 17:22 Speaker 1 But it was great. 17:23 Speaker 1 It was great. 17:24 Speaker 1 Now that thing about that, I like how he walked into a house, people are smoking weed like, 17:28 Speaker 1 oh, it's just bad for you. 17:29 Speaker 1 All right, I got to spray all this poison in your house every place you sleep, but let 17:32 Speaker 1 me just spray all this and just let it kill everything. 17:35 Speaker 1 Okay, in his defense, he definitely, I came home and dude Rex, I dropped Rex off after 17:41 Speaker 1 the ghost was clear and Rex is in here for 30 minutes and I can hear him panting. 17:46 Speaker 1 He's just like, he's down there. 17:49 Speaker 1 He's ground zero down there. 17:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to put the fan in his room so he 17:53 Speaker 1 and I walk in and I'm going, 17:55 Speaker 1 what's wrong with the dog, right? 17:57 Speaker 1 Well, when Chad did it, he took Rex's food and water 17:59 Speaker 1 and put it up on my desk. 18:01 Speaker 1 So the dog's in here with no water. 18:03 Speaker 1 And he's getting gas, right? 18:05 Speaker 1 He's like this sucks. 18:06 Speaker 1 So I moved everything and he's fine now. 18:08 Speaker 1 But hey, the other thing I gotta say 18:10 Speaker 1 because I don't wanna get more trouble. 18:12 Speaker 1 Something happened today. 18:13 Speaker 1 And before we get to that, let's go ahead 18:15 Speaker 1 and say, hey, everyone in the chat, we got Jose, 18:17 Speaker 1 what up, Tara, what up? 18:18 Speaker 1 We got Germany, what up? 18:19 Speaker 1 Germany's wife, what up? 18:21 Speaker 1 he's looking for a raccoon, pet coon, he wants a pet coon, like the furry animal, 18:26 Speaker 1 not like a, you know, like a slur or a shoo. 18:29 Speaker 1 So go ahead and if anyone's got a pet coon, let him know who biopia. 18:32 Speaker 1 Good job. 18:33 Speaker 1 Garlin, which I'd go in and take your end of mountain line or a bobcat bobcat. 18:38 Speaker 1 He's keeping it his house. 18:40 Speaker 1 No, he said it ran away. 18:42 Speaker 1 The technician let it go, but he said he had to stare it down first. 18:45 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, intimidate that motherfucker and send it to the neighbor's house and eat a kid. 18:49 Speaker 1 I think you're suppose to stare at cats, right? 18:51 Speaker 1 Like cats you're supposed to make direct eye contact 18:53 Speaker 1 with as well as dogs. 18:54 Speaker 1 That's what Caesar Malan says. 18:55 Speaker 1 But I think bears you're not supposed to. 18:57 Speaker 1 Is that the one that'll attack you if you look at them? 18:59 Speaker 1 If it's brown get down, if it's black attack. 19:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, so you got to attack the black ones, 19:03 Speaker 1 the black bears go, rah, rah, rah, rah, 19:05 Speaker 1 it's brown to get laid out. 19:07 Speaker 1 What? 19:08 Speaker 1 What? 19:09 Speaker 1 I said eye contact. 19:10 Speaker 1 There's an animal that if you make eye contact 19:12 Speaker 1 with they'll attack you. 19:14 Speaker 1 Brown bear grizzly bear. 19:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, they'll kill you. 19:16 Speaker 1 it is a you're challenging them but a black bear will back it. 19:21 Speaker 1 They've been sprouted. 19:22 Speaker 1 They take it to disrespect. 19:24 Speaker 1 Yeah they do. 19:24 Speaker 1 So if it's brown, you lay down, if it's black, you attack. 19:28 Speaker 1 That's the hell you remember that. 19:29 Speaker 1 Don't get it switched around or you're going to get fucking eaten while you're laying on 19:32 Speaker 1 the ground by a black bear and murder by a brown bear. 19:36 Speaker 1 You look like our brand inside of its brown look at the eye and punch it in the face. 19:39 Speaker 1 Got it. 19:40 Speaker 1 Got it. 19:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, that rhymes. 19:42 Speaker 1 That rhymes. 19:43 Speaker 1 So this morning, alright, full disclosure, I have a problem with remembering things. 19:51 Speaker 1 And you know this. 19:52 Speaker 1 And lately, I've been, you know, sleep deprived. 19:57 Speaker 1 I think I told you guys that I tied Megan to me when we go to sleep. 20:01 Speaker 1 Oh, did you start doing that? 20:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, I use a robe tie. 20:05 Speaker 1 Oh, this is so good. 20:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's like shackles for like weird sex. 20:10 Speaker 1 So I've been tying it up. 20:14 Speaker 1 And the other day, so she sleeps on the right side of the bed. 20:17 Speaker 1 Right? Like, so if you're looking at the bed on the right, if you're looking at the bed from the top, 20:22 Speaker 1 she's on the right. I'm on the left. Well, she was asleep. It was like the second night I was doing this. 20:28 Speaker 1 So I tied her right leg up because it was hanging out of the sheet. So I could get to it. 20:34 Speaker 1 And I tied it to my right leg. Genius. Well, in middle of the night, she went to get out of bed. 20:40 Speaker 1 And she went to throw her right leg out to like get up and walk away. 20:45 Speaker 1 And then the right leg only went halfway down. And then she jumped out of bed and she landed on her face. 20:51 Speaker 1 Like hard. Like dude, she's like, it worked. Yes. 20:54 Speaker 1 No, I felt bad because it woke her up and she was just like, what happened? Why am I tied up? 20:59 Speaker 1 Oh, why did you tie to her right leg? You're laying in bed. You're left legs touching her 21:04 Speaker 1 right leg. Why did you go across her body? I know it was because it was exposed and the 21:09 Speaker 1 The robe was long enough. 21:10 Speaker 1 The robe was long enough, it was exposed. 21:11 Speaker 1 I didn't wanna... 21:13 Speaker 1 I learned my lesson. 21:14 Speaker 1 Tonight's like, oh, right, Titty, 21:15 Speaker 1 that let me wrap it around this thing 21:17 Speaker 1 and tie it around by a left aim. 21:19 Speaker 1 I, dude, I, I've learned from my mistake, okay? 21:22 Speaker 1 Cause the problems of the sleepwalking thing 21:24 Speaker 1 it's getting worse. 21:25 Speaker 1 Cause now she, like I talked to her last night 21:27 Speaker 1 or not, like it was two nights ago. 21:28 Speaker 1 And I'm like, hey, you need to get in bed 21:30 Speaker 1 and she goes, I'm not going with you. 21:31 Speaker 1 And I said, what? 21:32 Speaker 1 And she goes, get away from me. 21:34 Speaker 1 I don't know, oh my God. 21:35 Speaker 1 Like we've never had a conversation like this. 21:36 Speaker 1 Now I'm really scared. 21:37 Speaker 1 So I'm sleep deprived, dude. 21:39 Speaker 1 So this is what happened. 21:41 Speaker 1 So I wake up this morning and we're talking 21:45 Speaker 1 and she's being cool and she's being very sweet. 21:48 Speaker 1 I didn't see it coming. 21:48 Speaker 1 She blindsided me and she goes, 21:52 Speaker 1 well, happy anniversary. 21:53 Speaker 1 I'm so glad we made it 15 years. 21:56 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 21:57 Speaker 1 I just tied my wife up the night for a 15 year. 21:58 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 22:00 Speaker 1 So dude, I forgot. 22:01 Speaker 1 I forgot our anniversary. 22:02 Speaker 1 Completely happens. 22:03 Speaker 1 No, it doesn't. 22:04 Speaker 1 Not a good event. 22:06 Speaker 1 15 years. 22:07 Speaker 1 I mean, and all fairness for you, 22:09 Speaker 1 you had three anniversaries that you had to remember. 22:11 Speaker 1 Okay, dude, dude, don't say that. 22:14 Speaker 1 Why would you taint this entire episode with that statement? 22:18 Speaker 1 I don't remember the other two either. 22:19 Speaker 1 It's not going very well to begin with, 22:20 Speaker 1 so I didn't know it was gonna end 22:21 Speaker 1 in a happy, you know, solve all. 22:23 Speaker 1 Can I tell you a weird fact? 22:26 Speaker 1 Uh, you got the same anniversaries, 22:27 Speaker 1 one of the old ones? 22:28 Speaker 1 All three were in September. 22:30 Speaker 1 Oh, so now in 11, you knew something was coming. 22:33 Speaker 1 I hate this model. 22:36 Speaker 1 I hate it. 22:37 Speaker 1 But anyway, so we have our talk this morning and of course I went out today and I got 22:42 Speaker 1 her a big bouquet of flowers and I made reservations and a very nice restaurant for Saturday 22:47 Speaker 1 night because I said, hey, we're celebrating and she is currently in the pool waiting on 22:52 Speaker 1 me to get done recording so I can go hang out with her. 22:53 Speaker 1 She took it well. 22:54 Speaker 1 She took it well. 22:55 Speaker 1 But yeah, how does she know you forgot? 22:58 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 23:00 Speaker 1 I didn't say anything. 23:01 Speaker 1 I didn't have anything. 23:02 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 23:03 Speaker 1 What do you mean if you took it well? 23:04 Speaker 1 There's nothing you're here to take bad, right? 23:05 Speaker 1 Unless you told her like, oh complete forgot. 23:07 Speaker 1 I forgot them. We go buy flowers instead of a date for Saturday. 23:09 Speaker 1 She knew I forgot when she said happy anniversary. 23:11 Speaker 1 I looked at her like, what are you talking about? 23:13 Speaker 1 Why would you not just say, I love you too, happy anniversary. 23:16 Speaker 1 Because I'm an idiot. I was blindsided. 23:18 Speaker 1 I was tired, dude. I'm sleep deprived. 23:20 Speaker 1 You have no idea what it's like every night to two to four AM. 23:25 Speaker 1 It's going down, dude. 23:26 Speaker 1 And the only times I can get made in my bed, 23:29 Speaker 1 she makes me in the bed. She just makes me. 23:32 Speaker 1 She's so cool and has eaten everything. It's crazy. 23:34 Speaker 1 That's how a lot of horror shows start out, man. 23:36 Speaker 1 There's horror movies, you know, your wife starts sleepwalking at a certain time and then you got a bunch of bugs and bait in the house and everything. 23:42 Speaker 1 And just probably some kind of evil spirits coming there. 23:43 Speaker 1 She probably got abducted. 23:45 Speaker 1 Come here. 23:46 Speaker 1 Oh, she's got a, she's got a bait and see that. 23:48 Speaker 1 I'm not talking smack. 23:49 Speaker 1 I'm saying that you, you make me in the bed. 23:53 Speaker 1 You make me in the bed. 23:54 Speaker 1 You make that around. 23:56 Speaker 1 You possessed as well. 23:57 Speaker 1 She said I'm a messy sleeper. 23:59 Speaker 1 So you remember doing that. 24:01 Speaker 1 But anyway, someone walking through the house in the middle of the night about the stabs of 24:04 Speaker 1 But I know and she's watching what are the preacher's wife. What's that? What's this the show with the person? 24:10 Speaker 1 What about the preacher's wife? Oh, it's one of those crazy bits shows on Netflix 24:13 Speaker 1 We're like the preacher killed the wife and the wife like I'll be a man to be used and like he killed her 24:17 Speaker 1 It's one of those crazy kill somebody kill somebody scenario. That's exactly why I'm scared dude 24:23 Speaker 1 Like one night she's gonna live out one of these Netflix shows that she's watching and this whole Clancy thing 24:28 Speaker 1 It's just making it even worse now. I gotta worry about keeping everybody in the house safe 24:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, she's like sleepin. She's like three children 24:34 Speaker 1 He'll jump out the window. 24:36 Speaker 1 He'll jump. 24:37 Speaker 1 Hopefully she does it wrong. 24:39 Speaker 1 She's jumps out the window first. 24:40 Speaker 1 And then she wakes up with a broke ankle or something. 24:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, what you do? 24:43 Speaker 1 And she's like, I don't know. 24:44 Speaker 1 I just woke up in the concrete. 24:45 Speaker 1 You got to get Carter and Karate or something. 24:47 Speaker 1 Or she's a judo. 24:48 Speaker 1 When she comes to shit, come down here, I got you, mama. 24:51 Speaker 1 It's great. 24:51 Speaker 1 Well, I don't think he wants to fight her when she's naked. 24:53 Speaker 1 That's going to be kind of weird. 24:54 Speaker 1 Oh, that's going to, yeah. 24:55 Speaker 1 It's going to disarm him immediately. 24:56 Speaker 1 He's like, just kill me. 24:57 Speaker 1 Oh, just kidding. 24:58 Speaker 1 Why are you paying it? 24:59 Speaker 1 She's coming around the course like who? 25:02 Speaker 1 He said you're car's going to have to get in karate so you can fight you and you're walking through the house. 25:05 Speaker 1 I said, yeah, exactly. 25:06 Speaker 1 She's like, stop it. 25:08 Speaker 1 Anyway, yeah. 25:09 Speaker 1 So that's why I'm sleep deprived. 25:10 Speaker 1 I'm forgetting things. 25:12 Speaker 1 I'm tired. 25:12 Speaker 1 I'm sitting in a bar stool and, uh, dude, real quick getting to what the Chuck's like and tell this because there's a listener that really wants me to say it. 25:20 Speaker 1 I'm going to say it. 25:21 Speaker 1 Okay. 25:21 Speaker 1 Uh, let me go into the, uh, if you're listening to us, you're on our right. 25:24 Speaker 1 I'll probably guess or about it. 25:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, do that. 25:25 Speaker 1 Certainly suffice. 25:26 Speaker 1 Sorry. 25:26 Speaker 1 But you and a follow helps out a good bit. 25:28 Speaker 1 It really does. 25:28 Speaker 1 Uh, even more so now that we're giving away a, uh, uh, 25:31 Speaker 1 a put PS5 1000 reviews on the spot. 25:34 Speaker 1 If I just shoot me a screenshot, 25:35 Speaker 1 my right and thrasher on Instagram 25:37 Speaker 1 or the Hluestu on Facebook. 25:38 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got the page on down below. 25:40 Speaker 1 You just haven't paid everything for the show. 25:41 Speaker 1 And for down to scary hookers here 25:43 Speaker 1 with prostitutes, roid frogs and new rabbits 25:46 Speaker 1 for Chuck that are probably dead in the garage. 25:47 Speaker 1 We also got dailydoshow.com. 25:49 Speaker 1 That's our website, go over there, 25:50 Speaker 1 check it out, get all the information on the show. 25:52 Speaker 1 As well as the merch store up there 25:53 Speaker 1 that Michael Germany runs for us 25:54 Speaker 1 and we appreciate it. 25:55 Speaker 1 It's all the proceeds, go to him, 25:56 Speaker 1 for everything he does for us. 25:57 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 25:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that that, 25:59 Speaker 1 where we get into, you know what? 26:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know what now that Megan's down here, I can let her know. 26:04 Speaker 1 Megan, you might want to check the rabbits in the garage. 26:06 Speaker 1 I forgot to get them out before the bomb went off. 26:10 Speaker 1 You, I don't want the kids to do it. 26:12 Speaker 1 They're either dead or not. 26:13 Speaker 1 You got a 50-50 shot. 26:14 Speaker 1 Brandon said it's 50-50 if they're dead or alive. 26:18 Speaker 1 She's a little bit. 26:19 Speaker 1 She's a little bit of a quarter before you go out there. 26:20 Speaker 1 She's going now. 26:21 Speaker 1 I would listen for a scream. 26:23 Speaker 1 We're stopping. 26:24 Speaker 1 She's walking. 26:28 Speaker 1 Well, what do you think? 26:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. 26:35 Speaker 1 She's not stupid. 26:36 Speaker 1 All right, you're going to thumbs up. 26:37 Speaker 1 They're alive. 26:38 Speaker 1 Both of them. 26:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm guessing. 26:40 Speaker 1 I'm guessing both of them are alive, 26:42 Speaker 1 which gave me a thumbs up. 26:43 Speaker 1 I don't think she's gonna give me a thumbs up. 26:44 Speaker 1 It's like, only one died. 26:45 Speaker 1 They're raging. 26:47 Speaker 1 She said they're out there raging. 26:48 Speaker 1 They're probably, 26:49 Speaker 1 it's probably like a drug to them. 26:50 Speaker 1 Probably gonna turn in like super mutants now 26:52 Speaker 1 and fucking kick your ass. 26:53 Speaker 1 They're out there high as a kite. 26:55 Speaker 1 Do we have a, I'm gonna rave? 26:57 Speaker 1 So they're just making love to the fencing. 26:59 Speaker 1 Oh, it's just a problem. 27:01 Speaker 1 It's probably like DMT. 27:01 Speaker 1 They're probably evolving right now. 27:03 Speaker 1 They're brains are expanding 27:04 Speaker 1 and they're gonna take over. 27:05 Speaker 1 Alright. 27:06 Speaker 1 Alright. 27:07 Speaker 1 Alright, did you think anything else added that before we get into what Chuck? 27:10 Speaker 1 No, let's do it. Okay. Alright, we're gonna get to what the chick 27:15 Speaker 1 What the Chuck 27:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to chuck me chucking real hard chuck me chuck me chuck me chuck me 27:24 Speaker 1 Oh Chuck 27:26 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 27:28 Speaker 1 What the chip did so I love it when listeners call me 27:37 Speaker 1 and ask me to do a job for. 27:39 Speaker 1 It's great that I get to go out there 27:41 Speaker 1 and hang out with you guys and meet you and all that. 27:43 Speaker 1 So Josh Wilson, who's a listener of the show, 27:46 Speaker 1 reached out to me, he said, 27:48 Speaker 1 hey man, I got a big job, but it's a big job. 27:49 Speaker 1 It was, it's a massive job. 27:51 Speaker 1 And he said, hey, I'm like, 27:53 Speaker 1 23, 10, 15. 27:55 Speaker 1 Two days, two full days, two full days of work for a crew. 27:59 Speaker 1 So I mean, it's a big job. 28:00 Speaker 1 And so Josh calls me, he's saying, 28:01 Speaker 1 man, you do this job. 28:02 Speaker 1 So yeah, do the estimate, I get my great price. 28:05 Speaker 1 I told him, I said, if you were paying the buck, 28:06 Speaker 1 just be a $20,000 job. 28:07 Speaker 1 But it was nowhere near that because he said, 28:09 Speaker 1 look, I am going to be your best customer ever. 28:12 Speaker 1 I'm not going to cause any issues. 28:13 Speaker 1 I'm like, perfect. 28:14 Speaker 1 You get a great discount. 28:15 Speaker 1 So it's been great. 28:17 Speaker 1 So today, the guys are finishing the job. 28:19 Speaker 1 And it's funny because as we just were recording, 28:21 Speaker 1 as Brandon was saying that, Josh called me. 28:23 Speaker 1 So it's probably something bad. 28:25 Speaker 1 So I'm not going to answer that. 28:26 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we're hanging out and he said, 28:30 Speaker 1 hey, I want to give you cash for the job, 28:32 Speaker 1 instead of writing you a check or whatever. 28:35 Speaker 1 That's a lot of cash. 28:35 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 28:36 Speaker 1 It's over $10,000 cash. 28:38 Speaker 1 I can't put that on the bank at one time 28:39 Speaker 1 or it was the IRS. 28:40 Speaker 1 I want to get it. 28:41 Speaker 1 I'm not putting that on the bank. 28:43 Speaker 1 Anyway, so he says, hey, I said, I'll be back at $430 28:47 Speaker 1 and you can give me the cash then. 28:48 Speaker 1 He said, OK. 28:50 Speaker 1 So I get back at $430 today and Josh said, hey, 28:53 Speaker 1 I gave it to Saul, who's one of the workers on the crew. 28:56 Speaker 1 Uh-oh. 28:58 Speaker 1 And I'm like, you know, I don't normally 29:01 Speaker 1 Like it when a homeowner gives a guy on the crew that makes $225 a day, cash $12,000 29:09 Speaker 1 in cash. 29:11 Speaker 1 So I go over to Seoul. 29:13 Speaker 1 I say, man, you got an envelope, which I later found out was a box. 29:17 Speaker 1 But I said, hey, do you have an envelope for me? 29:19 Speaker 1 And he said, uh, he's like, Chuck, I, um, I can't find it. 29:24 Speaker 1 He said he gave it to me. 29:25 Speaker 1 And he's like, I swear to God, I put it right here, but I can't find it. 29:29 Speaker 1 So I'm getting very perturbed. 29:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, you're just listening. 29:34 Speaker 1 Listen to me, word. 29:35 Speaker 1 Dude, cause I'm getting, I'm like trying not to lose my mind. 29:38 Speaker 1 But Josh is right there. 29:40 Speaker 1 Josh has, I don't know, 30 yards away. 29:42 Speaker 1 And I'm going, oh yeah, okay, cool. 29:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, where were we're used? 29:46 Speaker 1 So he's showing me where he was. 29:47 Speaker 1 We're retracing his steps. 29:49 Speaker 1 And I'm looking, and on this job, 29:50 Speaker 1 we have a bobcat and a skid steer. 29:52 Speaker 1 At the same time running, grabbing branches 29:56 Speaker 1 and grabbing debris and just throw them in the chipper, right? 29:59 Speaker 1 So I'm immediately, my brain is going, 30:03 Speaker 1 this money is gonna get chipped. 30:05 Speaker 1 There's zero chance, it doesn't get chipped. 30:08 Speaker 1 So I'm starting to freak out a little bit. 30:10 Speaker 1 As I'm doing this, I think Josh saw, 30:13 Speaker 1 like me and the worker, like having this conversation, 30:15 Speaker 1 something was wrong. 30:16 Speaker 1 So Josh comes over and he goes, 30:18 Speaker 1 hey man, everything good. 30:19 Speaker 1 I said, oh yeah, dude, everything's great. 30:21 Speaker 1 And he goes, you got the money, right? 30:22 Speaker 1 And I said, oh yeah, dude, I got it. 30:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're gonna- 30:24 Speaker 1 It's somewhere around here, 30:25 Speaker 1 we're gonna look at this. 30:26 Speaker 1 Like it's more, man, I don't know where it is. 30:28 Speaker 1 in a riot off so we go have a little scavenger hunt out here. 30:31 Speaker 1 That's exactly in my mind I'm going, 30:34 Speaker 1 I have it, I just don't know if it's already been shipped. 30:37 Speaker 1 So I don't know where it is. 30:39 Speaker 1 So he walks away and at this point I start searching the worker 30:43 Speaker 1 because I'm thinking this is bad and I said, 30:46 Speaker 1 look man, I gotta call this in, right? 30:48 Speaker 1 Because I mean we have people that are in number. 30:51 Speaker 1 No, people that work in the office that do numbers 30:54 Speaker 1 that know this crew is supposed to be making $12,000 in two days. 30:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if you're keeping that cash, you're not reporting that. 31:01 Speaker 1 So why would they need to know? 31:03 Speaker 1 Because they have to at least check it off and pay the guys. 31:05 Speaker 1 The guys got another getting paid and that we use this money to pay the guys. 31:09 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting here going, okay, this is bad, right? 31:12 Speaker 1 And so the workers are like, hey, can you not call it in? 31:15 Speaker 1 I said, dude, I'll give you an hour. 31:16 Speaker 1 I think it was, can you give me the dicks? 31:18 Speaker 1 You know, I'm never going to work here again. 31:19 Speaker 1 I don't find it. 31:20 Speaker 1 I said, you're right. 31:21 Speaker 1 But we better find it. 31:23 Speaker 1 So I start looking, I'm walking everywhere. 31:26 Speaker 1 And I finally, I'm looking at my said, dude, 31:27 Speaker 1 does anybody else on the crew know that you lost $12,000? 31:31 Speaker 1 And he goes, no, I haven't told anybody. 31:33 Speaker 1 I said, okay, that's the first problem. 31:35 Speaker 1 We gotta tell everybody, 31:36 Speaker 1 cause somebody might have already picked it up 31:38 Speaker 1 and they don't know. 31:39 Speaker 1 And they think they just like found drug money. 31:41 Speaker 1 Oh, look, it's money, it was in the tree 31:42 Speaker 1 while we cut it down perfectly clean, in below. 31:45 Speaker 1 That's fine. 31:46 Speaker 1 Exactly. 31:47 Speaker 1 So I'm freaking out, dude. 31:50 Speaker 1 Freaking out. 31:51 Speaker 1 I'm like I spend like 45 minutes just walking around looking. I'm searching. I'm looking under everything guys are getting very suspicious 31:57 Speaker 1 And they said what are you looking for? 31:59 Speaker 1 And so I have I'm smart. I said piece of paper white piece of paper 32:04 Speaker 1 It's an envelope, but if they're looking they see white piece of paper that yellow me and they and they have the audacity to say 32:11 Speaker 1 Is there a reward? 32:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, you guys get paid for the day. All right, you fucking find it you dip shit like for it 32:18 Speaker 1 I said I'll give the first person that finds it. I will give $50 to so now I got half the crew that are just not working anymore 32:27 Speaker 1 That are just like looking for this white piece of paper, right? 32:30 Speaker 1 And I'm getting more and more upset and so I call Megan 32:34 Speaker 1 Because she's expecting me home early because it's our anniversary 32:38 Speaker 1 And I said hey, we got an issue and I tell Megan what's going on and this worker sees me on the phone 32:43 Speaker 1 So he thinks I'm calling it in and he thinks he's about ready to get rid of this job site and 32:50 Speaker 1 So he's tripping right he's over there watching me and he's like I thought I had it out 32:54 Speaker 1 I thought it had it out. I was like dude. I'm talking to my wife. He's like no, you're not you're calling your call 33:00 Speaker 1 I said, I'm not I said, I'm not so anyway at this point 33:04 Speaker 1 The worker goes, all right. I can't do it anymore the homeowner told me to tell you he lost it 33:09 Speaker 1 but he didn't give me the money. 33:12 Speaker 1 I look over and Josh is laughing 33:16 Speaker 1 like it's the funniest thing on earth, right? 33:18 Speaker 1 And I walk over, I said, dude, what are you doing? 33:20 Speaker 1 And he goes, man, that was awesome, wasn't it? 33:22 Speaker 1 I told them to tell you they lost it. 33:24 Speaker 1 Man, you were so worried. 33:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 33:28 Speaker 1 Like, why would you do this to me? 33:30 Speaker 1 That's car. 33:30 Speaker 1 What do you mean it's car, ma? 33:33 Speaker 1 I recall a few months ago when we got the buses 33:35 Speaker 1 and the guys stole the lean to the canopy 33:39 Speaker 1 And again, we're talking to the guy that was about the fucking call of mercenary on that motherfucker and having a kid hold him like, take it back, you stupid piece of shit. 33:45 Speaker 1 You know, I'm so worried. 33:47 Speaker 1 So I thank you, Josh. I appreciate that. I'm sure it's the inspiration from that. Good job. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. 33:54 Speaker 1 I forgot about that. 33:56 Speaker 1 All right. You know what? Let's do this. 34:00 Speaker 1 Josh has called me a couple times. 34:01 Speaker 1 You want to call Josh and see what the guys did? 34:05 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 34:06 Speaker 1 All right, let me hit the phone up. 34:08 Speaker 1 I mean, at this point, nothing would surprise me. 34:11 Speaker 1 But I just know that if I keep recording with you, 34:13 Speaker 1 this is gonna be stuck in my head. 34:15 Speaker 1 And don't read off what I have in my phone as. 34:19 Speaker 1 I just shared his contact. 34:20 Speaker 1 I forgot that if you do that, 34:22 Speaker 1 then the person can see what, please don't read that. 34:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 34:26 Speaker 1 Okay. 34:27 Speaker 1 I'm so retarded. 34:30 Speaker 1 Shut it. 34:31 Speaker 1 Oh, look at that. 34:36 Speaker 1 I have people saved my phone under all things. 34:40 Speaker 1 All right, let's call. 34:44 Speaker 1 And while he's calling, we're not going to Ted's Montana Grill, Michael. 34:48 Speaker 1 He's probably freaking out, he's like, why is this random? 35:00 Speaker 1 Never calling me. 35:02 Speaker 1 House is probably destroyed. 35:03 Speaker 1 Probably that have a garage anymore. 35:08 Speaker 1 Got a bad home too. 35:12 Speaker 1 Your call has been forwarded. 35:13 Speaker 1 Call me back. 35:15 Speaker 1 I just told me I was. 35:16 Speaker 1 Facebook. 35:18 Speaker 1 Instagram. 35:20 Speaker 1 Well, I wasn't going to say what it said in there. 35:22 Speaker 1 So, hello. 35:23 Speaker 1 Hello. 35:24 Speaker 1 Is this Josh from Insta? 35:25 Speaker 1 What? 35:26 Speaker 1 Is this Josh? 35:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:28 Speaker 1 What's going on, man? 35:29 Speaker 1 It's Brandon and Chuck from the Daily Doshio Chuk, and for me that you played at hilarious 35:33 Speaker 1 prank on today. 35:34 Speaker 1 I appreciate it. 35:35 Speaker 1 And he's apparently been calling him while recording because you're very concerned about 35:38 Speaker 1 what's going on. 35:39 Speaker 1 So just let us know what's happening over the house. 35:40 Speaker 1 You got a Mexican following the chipper. 35:42 Speaker 1 You got to drop the leap what's going on. 35:44 Speaker 1 Not yet. 35:45 Speaker 1 No, they're just telling Chuck they're leaving. 35:48 Speaker 1 And I, too. 35:49 Speaker 1 It's telling Chuck he's leaving. What? 35:52 Speaker 1 They're leaving and there's still a few trees that they got to do 35:57 Speaker 1 Doing it Josh. We were so close. That's okay, man. It'll only be 36:02 Speaker 1 I 36:04 Speaker 1 Know it's only gonna be $10,000 for the other trees and because of the joke 36:08 Speaker 1 You pulled on me hurt my feelings and scared me well, I can't afford it. I'm extra 36:15 Speaker 1 Pull out this prank my oh, there's $40 man. No, I told him it was karma from a few months 36:19 Speaker 1 ago when he had the listener that took the the lean to call in and say he stole it. I'm like, 36:23 Speaker 1 what the fuck is wrong with you? How fucking stupid are you? So good job, man. I appreciate that. 36:28 Speaker 1 Chuck realizes his is karma mistake after I told him. If he, uh, if the guy had done what I said, 36:34 Speaker 1 he took it a bit way more mad. That's what I wanted. I told him to tell Chuck that his girlfriend 36:39 Speaker 1 picked it up and he started, but he had to pay bills. It was emergency. And I, he was supposed to tell 36:45 Speaker 1 took that and something was really mad. I said, you keep playing it. And so he almost fires 36:50 Speaker 1 you and then they come and get me. 36:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 36:53 Speaker 1 It's hilarious. 36:54 Speaker 1 I like how this poor man is going to say, what, what am I part of the joke? I might 36:56 Speaker 1 actually get fired. You know, did you give it and give him tip or anything or this poor 37:00 Speaker 1 guy just that, you know, just a pawn in your, in your Frank game. 37:03 Speaker 1 Oh, dude. No, Josh, Josh took care of him. He, he freaking, this guy, this guy comes 37:07 Speaker 1 up to me and he goes, he goes, he goes, Hey, man, um, I got a list from the guys of stuff 37:13 Speaker 1 that I'm gonna go pick up from the store. 37:14 Speaker 1 They want Gatorade and Cheez-Its. 37:17 Speaker 1 My eyes. 37:18 Speaker 1 What? 37:18 Speaker 1 Who asked you to get Cheez-Its? 37:21 Speaker 1 And he points at one of the guys in the guys leg. 37:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know that was me. 37:24 Speaker 1 And Josh went in it. 37:26 Speaker 1 Josh went in it. 37:28 Speaker 1 He got the guys all kinds of stuff. 37:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got a bunch of Gatorade. 37:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember taking out when Mexicans 37:34 Speaker 1 a few of them were building our fence back in the day 37:36 Speaker 1 at the house. 37:37 Speaker 1 I remember my dad being like, take these popsicles 37:38 Speaker 1 out to them. 37:39 Speaker 1 I took them like frozen popsicles. 37:40 Speaker 1 But I was still like at the point in time 37:42 Speaker 1 where I was growing up that we're really big on stranger danger. 37:44 Speaker 1 So I was like very confused on my body. 37:45 Speaker 1 That's just telling me to go get popsicles 37:47 Speaker 1 of these strangers, but they didn't write me 37:49 Speaker 1 or kidnapped me. 37:49 Speaker 1 So I was good. 37:50 Speaker 1 That's when I learned you can be nice to strangers. 37:52 Speaker 1 Skim popsicles workers while they're working. 37:54 Speaker 1 And it'd tell you that I paid him in a $110, $11,000 in 20. 37:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. 38:01 Speaker 1 And it's in a nickel box in my wife, 38:05 Speaker 1 I got home and I'm carrying a nickel box in the house. 38:08 Speaker 1 And she's like, he paid you in nickels. 38:10 Speaker 1 No, I tried they didn't have enough 38:14 Speaker 1 neighborhood. Yeah, you should have went to the paint lay every day for a week and just got it all the one dollar bills 38:20 Speaker 1 just I did ask if they had one dollar bills 38:23 Speaker 1 Unfortunately, I could have got half that one dollar bills, but that would have claimed them out 38:28 Speaker 1 I thought that would just give me 20s in. Oh, you could have if you really wanted to play out 38:31 Speaker 1 You could have took the 20s or even could have got hunger hunters and just went to the local strip club and just exchanged the ones with the strippers 38:36 Speaker 1 And they would take home a bunch of stripper glitter ones all crumbled up and asked me 38:41 Speaker 1 I didn't think about that. That would have been good, but I had to pay him today 38:43 Speaker 1 So I have been there's a few clothes in jambal 38:46 Speaker 1 You need to get go ahead and start planting some trees now that a girl real quick like some pines and five years go ahead and start 38:51 Speaker 1 Stacking up pennies or ones or whatever and then haven't come back out 38:56 Speaker 1 It's trip 38:58 Speaker 1 That would be nice. Well Joshy, I appreciate it, but I just wanted to make sure that nothing fell on you for your house 39:04 Speaker 1 But they'll be back out tomorrow or Saturday. 39:06 Speaker 1 You know, I'm coming tomorrow. 39:08 Speaker 1 I think they will come tomorrow 39:09 Speaker 1 because it's not gonna be a full day, 39:10 Speaker 1 but I appreciate you. 39:11 Speaker 1 And I will text you and give you a call on them off this. 39:14 Speaker 1 Do you need to make give you some more money 39:15 Speaker 1 because they're coming out tomorrow? 39:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can just give it to me and I'll give it over to you. 39:19 Speaker 1 That's your last. 39:20 Speaker 1 I'll text you tomorrow. 39:21 Speaker 1 I'll tell you this guy. 39:23 Speaker 1 You're being serious. 39:24 Speaker 1 Get him, get him, get him. 39:26 Speaker 1 Give him a call and check the money. 39:27 Speaker 1 Give him a thousand dollars and half dollar coins. 39:29 Speaker 1 That'd be hilarious. 39:30 Speaker 1 Okay. 39:31 Speaker 1 All right. 39:32 Speaker 1 I'll text you in a little while. 39:33 Speaker 1 Thank you, buddy. 39:34 Speaker 1 But for real, do I owe you more money tomorrow? 39:37 Speaker 1 For real, I'll text you in a few minutes. 39:38 Speaker 1 I'm not letting Brandon hear that. 39:40 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm not kidding. 39:42 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you, Josh. 39:43 Speaker 1 Appreciate it. 39:44 Speaker 1 Back. 39:44 Speaker 1 I don't care. 39:45 Speaker 1 Just charging him more money. 39:46 Speaker 1 I'm not the fucking IRS. 39:47 Speaker 1 It's not just you. 39:48 Speaker 1 It's everybody. 39:49 Speaker 1 I don't know who's listening to this. 39:50 Speaker 1 And I know you don't, you don't, 39:51 Speaker 1 you already been thrown under the bus for 11,000 dollars. 39:55 Speaker 1 Although we have a disclaimer and that this is what this, 39:59 Speaker 1 is this. 39:59 Speaker 1 We're just kidding. 40:01 Speaker 1 I actually did this pro bono for Josh 40:02 Speaker 1 He's a listener of the show and I did this job for free. 40:05 Speaker 1 Well, I like how you're also like, oh yeah, I code it for two days, 40:09 Speaker 1 it's coming out for three, so you're definitely targeting him more. 40:12 Speaker 1 I didn't say that. 40:13 Speaker 1 What, so Josh is a very nice guy. 40:16 Speaker 1 He's actually nicer than I have ever met a customer B, 40:20 Speaker 1 where he has a neighbor that's 90 something years old. 40:23 Speaker 1 And the neighbor said, hey, you're getting all those trees down. 40:26 Speaker 1 I really want these two huge trees down. 40:28 Speaker 1 And Josh said, I'll take care of it. 40:30 Speaker 1 Like if you want them down and so Josh came to me and he said, hey, 40:32 Speaker 1 take these two trees down from my neighbor. 40:36 Speaker 1 And I said, if we can get it done during the two days, 40:39 Speaker 1 I'll do it. 40:40 Speaker 1 Well, we did it. 40:41 Speaker 1 I did it. 40:41 Speaker 1 I did it. 40:42 Speaker 1 So that's the only reason I need to talk to him, 40:44 Speaker 1 because I want to hook him up, 40:46 Speaker 1 but those two huge trees were, 40:48 Speaker 1 one of them's huge. 40:49 Speaker 1 You know, it was, but it's just added time. 40:51 Speaker 1 And all I care about, like seriously, 40:53 Speaker 1 because they need to make about 8,000 a day, 40:56 Speaker 1 is especially during the summer 40:57 Speaker 1 when it's long days like this. 40:59 Speaker 1 So in the last three days, 41:00 Speaker 1 they should have made 24,000 and that crew made 11 and two. 41:05 Speaker 1 So I don't, but I don't know if you got me. 41:07 Speaker 1 I don't think that's all cash. 41:09 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, that's what I meant. 41:12 Speaker 1 They did this for free. 41:13 Speaker 1 We don't do a lot of free jobs, but this one was for free. 41:16 Speaker 1 So anyway, but yeah, it was good time. 41:18 Speaker 1 Have you ever convinced the, the amigos that maybe that if they, if they worked for like 41:22 Speaker 1 community service hours, a few of them that it would look better on their US citizenship 41:27 Speaker 1 test or decide to take it? 41:29 Speaker 1 I don't think they do that anymore. 41:31 Speaker 1 I don't think they do a US citizenship test for me 41:33 Speaker 1 goes because they just get working visas. 41:36 Speaker 1 So then they want to be an air comes to sit. 41:37 Speaker 1 None of them are trying to be Americans. 41:39 Speaker 1 They gave up on that dream a long time ago. 41:42 Speaker 1 Not one of them think they're going to be a citizen. 41:44 Speaker 1 If you went to Mexico like Nate, would you even 41:47 Speaker 1 try to be a citizen? 41:48 Speaker 1 Why? 41:49 Speaker 1 Well, it's completely different. 41:50 Speaker 1 Their country is ass. 41:51 Speaker 1 Ours is good. 41:52 Speaker 1 We got plenty. 41:53 Speaker 1 They have slums and squander. 41:56 Speaker 1 What I actually Nate is the, uh, he's a dual citizen now. 41:59 Speaker 1 So yeah, it's a whole lot easier to get citizenship in Mexico, 42:02 Speaker 1 especially if you're an American coming over to the like, oh, yes, 42:05 Speaker 1 we love to have you. 42:05 Speaker 1 But that's why, right? 42:07 Speaker 1 Because their country sucks. 42:08 Speaker 1 These Mexicans that come here, they're not trying to stay here. 42:11 Speaker 1 I just want to send the money back to Mexico. 42:12 Speaker 1 So they built up nice. 42:14 Speaker 1 And they usually stay, like I said, they'll stay for a year, uh, maybe two years. 42:17 Speaker 1 And then they go back to Mexico for a year. 42:19 Speaker 1 And all they do is drink their bases on the beach. 42:21 Speaker 1 Cause they have so much money in their pocket. 42:24 Speaker 1 And I mean, you're talking about laborers that are making, 42:26 Speaker 1 40,000 a year. And they would like to Mexico and they can live off of that for like 200, like 200 K in Mexico. 42:33 Speaker 1 It's crazy. Absolutely. 42:35 Speaker 1 Absolutely. 42:35 Speaker 1 Especially if you don't have a high standard of living, which I'm not saying they do. 42:39 Speaker 1 But I did tell you, you know, I told you about Josh opening up his house for the 42:44 Speaker 1 Mexicans to come in and use his restroom. Oh, he was the same one that was 42:47 Speaker 1 letting me use the sinner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And see, that's to them. Like when they go 42:51 Speaker 1 back to Mexico, they don't, they don't have those amenities at all of 42:55 Speaker 1 Or, or no, with no toilet seat. 42:58 Speaker 1 More at all Jim, we were next, 42:59 Speaker 1 but there's no toilet seats anywhere and you can't flush. 43:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can't flush the toilet paper. 43:03 Speaker 1 So you're supposed to put it in the trash can and I would have my little, 43:06 Speaker 1 but I was my Airbnb. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. 43:08 Speaker 1 I'm flushing this shit. 43:09 Speaker 1 You know, I'm only here for three days. 43:10 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna go in the bathroom and smell shit paper for three days. 43:13 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 43:14 Speaker 1 You know, it's so gross. 43:16 Speaker 1 It's like the worst thing you can do. 43:18 Speaker 1 That's how you know you're in a third world slum country, 43:20 Speaker 1 but everything else is nice, 43:21 Speaker 1 but that's why it's so fucking cheap because you can't flush anything, 43:23 Speaker 1 Which blows my fucking mind because everything they make there's out of fucking concrete. Why did they not make their fucking sewers bigger at a concrete? 43:29 Speaker 1 Why can't they just incinerate it? You know what I mean? Like it seems like every home would be I don't know 43:35 Speaker 1 Fashioned with a small incinerator where you can take that paper throw it in push a button and 43:40 Speaker 1 Already have all of blackouts. They're in a way they handle a bunch of incinerators going off 43:45 Speaker 1 It's fire. It's not electrical. It's electricity. Yeah, it makes it an incinerator unless you're gonna run 43:50 Speaker 1 It's a lot. 43:51 Speaker 1 Let's just gonna run gas lines all these fucking homes. 43:54 Speaker 1 They have gas lines. 43:56 Speaker 1 Do you really trust that he's the prime? 43:59 Speaker 1 You really trust that Mexican gas lines, 44:01 Speaker 1 and they're gonna hook up incinerators 44:02 Speaker 1 to burn your shit paper, 44:04 Speaker 1 where not blow up the entire block of flight on the carpet. 44:08 Speaker 1 Mummy, mummy, what happened to Uncle Pablo? 44:11 Speaker 1 Where he died on the toilet, 44:13 Speaker 1 like I only threw other cousins in mid-use. 44:15 Speaker 1 He got blown up by his incinerator. 44:18 Speaker 1 He poked too much gas in there, 44:19 Speaker 1 And he regulated was bad. 44:21 Speaker 1 He just kept holding the button. 44:22 Speaker 1 There's no safety. 44:23 Speaker 1 You're supposed to hold up. 44:24 Speaker 1 It was a 10 wiper. 44:26 Speaker 1 It was way too much toilet paper. 44:27 Speaker 1 So he blew up. 44:29 Speaker 1 What? 44:30 Speaker 1 Little Harunde, you remember the Taco Bell we got in town? 44:32 Speaker 1 It's wiped out hefty block because everyone 44:34 Speaker 1 helped their sitterator way too long. 44:36 Speaker 1 It was bad. 44:37 Speaker 1 Everyone got drunk and ate Taco Bell and exploded. 44:40 Speaker 1 Maybe incinerators are not the best idea. 44:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, you think of Mexico and you're like, 44:44 Speaker 1 we need to give them incinerators in their home. 44:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. 44:47 Speaker 1 There's just got to be another way. 44:49 Speaker 1 I just don't I don't understand the throwing your toilet paper away thing that's the closest 44:52 Speaker 1 That's the gross why not just poop in a trash can you know, I mean it's disgusting 44:57 Speaker 1 It's disgusting why even have toilets in the first place just poop in a bucket don't know what well well 45:02 Speaker 1 The big problem is you know they do build everything out of concrete there and now the second step is 45:06 Speaker 1 Oh, everything's in concrete. We can't get plumbing through without taking ten hours to do 45:10 Speaker 1 You're on a six inch core so they gotta go through all these buildings to redo the plumbing 45:14 Speaker 1 But it's all fucking concrete so they take them for fucking ever to cut through that shit 45:17 Speaker 1 It's not like America, you can just put it a new bathroom wherever the fuck you want a day 45:22 Speaker 1 Which is weird because I mean I would I would say other than Vietnam 45:28 Speaker 1 Mexico probably has the most tunnels out of any country in the world, right? 45:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know there's a lot of 45:39 Speaker 1 What is the Vegas has got a lot of not there's sewers, but a lot of people live down there 45:43 Speaker 1 They got a whole society under there and then you got the the Jew's New York 45:46 Speaker 1 work. You never seen that documentary about the people that live in the sewers in Las Vegas, 45:52 Speaker 1 vice did a documentary probably five years ago and they go down there. It's literally 45:57 Speaker 1 like the people in Batman, the Dark Knight Returns, all the people living in the fucking 46:01 Speaker 1 tunnels. That's how it is down there. What? Okay. I want to say it was. 46:06 Speaker 1 I was saying people listen to the show. And after I said the whole thing yesterday about, 46:13 Speaker 1 Hey, these are the words that you say the most and these are the words I say the most 46:18 Speaker 1 That's the biggest one. So I'm not gonna say that, but I'm gonna say this. I don't believe that's accurate 46:24 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, Las Vegas tunnels. There's people living in this isn't Gotham City dude 46:29 Speaker 1 And if you're gonna live in the tunnels, you're not gonna live in Vegas. Why I guess you would because there's no rain 46:34 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, estimated 46:37 Speaker 1 1,200 to 1,500 homeless living the extensive flood control tunnels beneath the luxury 46:40 Speaker 1 casinos and neon lights of Las Vegas. They've got a whole network down there. They got a whole 46:44 Speaker 1 civilization and whatnot. They've got people that they've got surface surface transfers. They go to 46:49 Speaker 1 the surface, grab shit, bring it back down. It literally is like a dark night ride. I mean, it's 46:53 Speaker 1 fucking Gotham. I guess it makes sense, right? Because it doesn't rain there. So you never have to 46:57 Speaker 1 worry about it and wash it out. Yeah, they put all those tunnels in just in case. And you know, you go 47:02 Speaker 1 there. You lose all your money. You got two options. Kill yourself, which they made that a lot harder 47:06 Speaker 1 because they put bars in all the windows now. Or you just live underground with all the other homeless 47:09 Speaker 1 guys that you know had a bank roll and they lost it all now they just live underground dude if I was the mayor of Vegas 47:15 Speaker 1 you know what I would do 47:17 Speaker 1 flood the tunnels 47:19 Speaker 1 I would 47:21 Speaker 1 I would 47:22 Speaker 1 I didn't think you're gonna say something that's sadistic. I was like all right 47:25 Speaker 1 No, because that's funny. I mean it's not funny 47:28 Speaker 1 But I just envisioned like all of them getting washed out 47:30 Speaker 1 I don't think I'm not gonna flood it like where they die. I'm not gonna fill the tunnel up with water, but I'm gonna give them a good eight feet 47:35 Speaker 1 that way they're floating out. 47:38 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 47:39 Speaker 1 All of them just floating out the end 47:41 Speaker 1 wherever it comes out at, that'd be hilarious. 47:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, it's got a bunch like babies floating out 47:45 Speaker 1 and everything. 47:46 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, now you do this. 47:48 Speaker 1 Let's see, let's see, 47:48 Speaker 1 Clancy would love that. 47:50 Speaker 1 Okay, I didn't think about the babies. 47:53 Speaker 1 I would send a person down there 47:54 Speaker 1 to make sure there's not any kids. 47:56 Speaker 1 And then, 47:57 Speaker 1 because there's no way there's kids down there 47:59 Speaker 1 because they'd be taken by CPS. 48:03 Speaker 1 They're not gonna let kids live in tunnels. 48:04 Speaker 1 I think CBS is going through those fucking tunnels. Yeah, right. They ain't going through no fucking tunnels 48:09 Speaker 1 It's literally dark night rises. Bane was born in the fucking darkness in a goddamn tunnel 48:13 Speaker 1 All right, you think there's a babies in the tunnels in Vegas 48:16 Speaker 1 There's no way they have to have at least somebody walk through and just make sure that there's no kids down there 48:21 Speaker 1 I only kids in that squalor 48:23 Speaker 1 You think someone's gonna walk up and they're gonna see a bunch of it mad Max looking motherfuckers down there 48:28 Speaker 1 They're gonna keep pushing towards the tunnels the nursery's probably in the way back keep it hidden from everybody 48:32 Speaker 1 There ain't no, there ain't no fucking officials going into the tunnels of Las Vegas. All right, they don't give a 48:38 Speaker 1 Bawt. You said there's a nurse right now. They probably is. But I guess like least crack at Lady over there. There's a 48:45 Speaker 1 daycare. It's no, it's literally probably like Mad Max. Remember the newest one where they're using 48:50 Speaker 1 breast milk as they got all these chicks on the side of the van and they're just sucking their titties and 48:54 Speaker 1 everything. Yeah, breast milk. That's what's going on to these tunnels of the bed. There's probably a 48:58 Speaker 1 laid it down there, skin and bone, but she's got probably massive fucking tits that's just been 49:02 Speaker 1 built forever. They're all bruised up and everything. She's hooked up to them, machines just 49:05 Speaker 1 pumping it into the kids. And they don't, they don't, they'll, they'll give her crack like two hours 49:09 Speaker 1 out of the days. Nope. Don't stop. Boys it. Two hours. Brandon is right. Look at that. Yeah. There's a 49:16 Speaker 1 bunch of nurseries and boos. No, he's not, he's not saying, they're not saying you're right about 49:21 Speaker 1 the nurseries. They're saying you're right about the people living in the tunnels, which now I agree 49:25 Speaker 1 with you because out of all the cities in America, Vegas and Phoenix would be the two that 49:31 Speaker 1 I'd say yes to, but they're not babies down there. That's why I think flooding the tunnels 49:36 Speaker 1 isn't as bad as you think. I think you'd be able to flood them. Like I said, I'm not doing 49:40 Speaker 1 top to bottom. I'm not going to drown these people. Well, actually, that's the problem. A lot of 49:43 Speaker 1 I'm probably can't swim. 49:46 Speaker 1 I wanna see four feet. 49:46 Speaker 1 Black, I didn't say it. 49:48 Speaker 1 He erases my master. 49:54 Speaker 1 Uh, oh, like he says erases joke 49:56 Speaker 1 and he runs away. 49:57 Speaker 1 I didn't know. 49:58 Speaker 1 I can't go. 50:00 Speaker 1 And that's what I meant. 50:01 Speaker 1 And then we all know about the Jew tunnels in New York. 50:03 Speaker 1 You know about those, right? 50:04 Speaker 1 Why do you see? 50:08 Speaker 1 Oh, let me think about this for a minute. 50:09 Speaker 1 It came out on the news like two years ago. 50:11 Speaker 1 Do you not remember all the Jews coming out of those tunnels 50:13 Speaker 1 and they're taking videos like what the fuck you do 50:15 Speaker 1 that there? 50:16 Speaker 1 down there and they like there's no way that would happen. 50:18 Speaker 1 Jews are the richest people in America. 50:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they got to do a sadistic stuff underground. 50:24 Speaker 1 They had the mattresses while the blood and everything on there. 50:26 Speaker 1 And it was weird. 50:27 Speaker 1 You don't remember seeing this on the news like four years ago? 50:28 Speaker 1 What do you watch? 50:29 Speaker 1 You watch fake news. 50:31 Speaker 1 Dude, you're like, when you say things like this, 50:33 Speaker 1 it makes you sound like a crazy person. 50:35 Speaker 1 None of that's true. 50:37 Speaker 1 They're not doing weird stuff in the tunnels. 50:40 Speaker 1 Here it is. 50:41 Speaker 1 On January 8, 2024, law enforcement communities uncovered 50:44 Speaker 1 makeshift tunnel dug by a group of acidic men beneath the historic Chabaw, 50:49 Speaker 1 luff of its world headquarters in Crown Heights. They claim they wanted to expand the 50:54 Speaker 1 synagogue following an unfulfilled edition of the late rabbi, but not come and now seen 51:00 Speaker 1 Ralsan mainstream movie leaders, uh, condemn the act as a rogue vandalism. So yeah, they're under, 51:05 Speaker 1 there's a bunch of Jew tunnels under the under, and it's not crazy to say because they're 51:09 Speaker 1 just literally in the news. You look it up. I think that was, yeah, but it's people like you that 51:13 Speaker 1 that are just trying to make them look bad and do stuff like that. 51:15 Speaker 1 That's why they just classified it as vandalism. 51:17 Speaker 1 It's fake. 51:18 Speaker 1 It's not actually Jewish people. 51:20 Speaker 1 It's people trying to make Jewish people look bad. 51:22 Speaker 1 So it's probably people like you that did it. 51:25 Speaker 1 No, the video of them coming out were Jews. 51:27 Speaker 1 Like they're dressed up or Jews in their running away. 51:29 Speaker 1 So you're telling me that the guys that attacked the gay guy 51:33 Speaker 1 in Chicago, they were actually white. 51:35 Speaker 1 No, they were black guys, obviously. 51:37 Speaker 1 Okay. You don't think you could put on, 51:39 Speaker 1 if you were, you're telling me, 51:41 Speaker 1 If I told you that you could make Jewish people look bad, 51:44 Speaker 1 you had to dress up a good Jewish person, you wouldn't do it. 51:46 Speaker 1 Fuck no, that's as bad as wearing a dress. 51:48 Speaker 1 That's the same tanning shit. 51:49 Speaker 1 Dressing up with a Jew, Satanic is fuck. 51:51 Speaker 1 I would never do it. 51:52 Speaker 1 You would do it if it was able to make them look bad. 51:55 Speaker 1 That's what somebody did, and that's all it is. 51:57 Speaker 1 It's fake. It's not real, but Jewish people wouldn't do that. 51:59 Speaker 1 It's fake. Oh, they're terrible people. 52:01 Speaker 1 That's not all of them. 52:03 Speaker 1 Not all of them. 52:04 Speaker 1 Israel is absolutely fucking terrible. 52:05 Speaker 1 Israel is our ally, and it's God's chosen people. 52:09 Speaker 1 We all remember that, and we all know. 52:10 Speaker 1 We actually friend the Bible, you know, kids. 52:12 Speaker 1 And we were in, you know, the Bible study and we had Sunday school. 52:15 Speaker 1 We all know that Israel is God's chosen people and we need to protect them because there 52:19 Speaker 1 are our allies. 52:20 Speaker 1 Israel went and founded on 1947 and for sure the Bible has written a lot longer before 52:24 Speaker 1 that. 52:25 Speaker 1 What do you think revelations takes place before now? 52:27 Speaker 1 I mean, come on, the Bible's not even fulfilled yet. 52:30 Speaker 1 It's still being fulfilled. 52:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, Old Testament, Old Jews died. 52:34 Speaker 1 If you don't believe in Jesus, you're not getting saved. 52:36 Speaker 1 That's why it's old. 52:37 Speaker 1 It doesn't make any sense. 52:38 Speaker 1 It's a New Testament that matters. 52:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's gone. Yeah, exactly. Yes. 52:41 Speaker 1 New Jew is whoever believes in Jesus. 52:42 Speaker 1 Except for the fact that we can't argue that God created the earth Genesis. 52:47 Speaker 1 So we have to at least keep that in. 52:49 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 52:50 Speaker 1 I'm talking about there's some parts of the Old Testament that are undeniable. 52:53 Speaker 1 Like God created the earth in seven days. 52:55 Speaker 1 God created Adam and Eve. 52:56 Speaker 1 That's all in Genesis. 52:58 Speaker 1 So yeah, but the teachings and the rulings of the Old Testament are not to be 53:01 Speaker 1 taken anymore as present day religion. 53:04 Speaker 1 It's what happens for all that who told you about believe in one not to believe. 53:08 Speaker 1 The Bible. What's part? What part? The end of the Bible 53:11 Speaker 1 It tells you that the or the end of the Old Testament or maybe it's the beginning of the new saying this is the new way 53:16 Speaker 1 This is the new religion anybody who the new Jew is anybody who believes in Jesus Christ 53:20 Speaker 1 Okay, you know what we're doing. You know what we're doing and I'm making this happen immediately 53:25 Speaker 1 We're getting a pastor or a preacher or a somebody that can 53:31 Speaker 1 Speak to these points on the show 53:33 Speaker 1 We're gonna settle this argument once and for all and here's the deal if they agree with me 53:38 Speaker 1 You can never say another negative thing about those people if they agree to you I will shut up and I'll never say 53:45 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, baby. Yeah, we got this old day man. They're not gonna find you're not gonna find a priest that agrees that 53:51 Speaker 1 That the new Jew that does not believe or the the old style Jew that's living in Israel does not believe in Jesus Christ 53:58 Speaker 1 Because the priest will tell you the only way to heaven is believe in Jesus Christ. Okay 54:01 Speaker 1 Well, I really that I agree with that 54:03 Speaker 1 But I'm saying you can't hate these people or demonize these people now what religion? 54:08 Speaker 1 what religion of a pastor or religious leader would you say we need to go with? 54:12 Speaker 1 I'm just saying Christianity. 54:13 Speaker 1 You go to just Christianity. 54:14 Speaker 1 Anybody. 54:15 Speaker 1 You even get a Catholic motherfucker out there that they're going to say the same thing. 54:18 Speaker 1 Because they don't have personality. 54:20 Speaker 1 We go. 54:21 Speaker 1 They don't. 54:22 Speaker 1 They don't. 54:22 Speaker 1 Dude, let's me. 54:23 Speaker 1 I mean, come on. 54:24 Speaker 1 Come on. 54:24 Speaker 1 Like we've all been to enough churches in our life that if you go to a church and you go to a Catholic church, 54:30 Speaker 1 you're there for one reason. 54:31 Speaker 1 Right? 54:32 Speaker 1 Well, maybe two. 54:32 Speaker 1 You either have to be there or that's just what you're used to, you're raised and you don't understand 54:37 Speaker 1 what it's like. Cause if you go to like a non-nomination church or any church like a 54:41 Speaker 1 bap, nah, nah, nah, some Baptist, some Methodist, there's personality there. There's 54:47 Speaker 1 something like where they tell personal stories, they make it relatable. So I think you 54:50 Speaker 1 want to need to have on those shelves. So I'm going to find us a pastor. 54:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, but come on and you're going to, we're going to shoot, we're going to shoot away. 54:56 Speaker 1 We're going to throw our, I'll have my questions. You have yours and we'll get, we'll 54:58 Speaker 1 get, get into a debate. 54:59 Speaker 1 100% cool. Make us a typing Google right now who makes it heaven according to Christian 55:04 Speaker 1 teaching people who to go to heaven are those who place faith in Jesus Christ and 55:08 Speaker 1 accept God's forgiveness. I'm not saying who's going to heaven. I'm saying should 55:12 Speaker 1 we hate a certain demographic of people? I'm not saying that. You're saying like 55:18 Speaker 1 I don't think I don't think a woman that is actively 55:21 Speaker 1 prostituting is going to go to heaven unless she, you know, 55:25 Speaker 1 repents and gets saved and then she can go to heaven. But I mean people do bad 55:30 Speaker 1 things like not believing in Jesus, right? I'm not saying, but if you're hol religion, 55:35 Speaker 1 get it too literal. If you're whole religion, you know, the Jews are the talk about, they believe 55:40 Speaker 1 Jesus is in hell burning in his own shit. I mean, that's really hard to come back from. I mean, 55:44 Speaker 1 I'm not saying that you can't, you know, find Jesus Christ and be like, you know, my religion 55:48 Speaker 1 was fucking insane. I believe in Jesus Christ. I would like to go to heaven. But as a Christian, 55:54 Speaker 1 I mean, that's the way you get in, you know, if you believe in Jesus Christ and God, that's how 55:58 Speaker 1 you get in. You got to believe in Jesus. Now for the Jews, they don't believe in Jesus. 56:01 Speaker 1 Even in their Bible, it says they believe in him as a teacher, not a prophet, which 56:05 Speaker 1 slap a God, slap in God's face. And that's when he got off his top Adam. 56:09 Speaker 1 So I'm very interested in this because I think it is a very interesting question to bring up 56:13 Speaker 1 when Michael Germany's comment, I'm looking at my autographed copy of the New Testament and 56:18 Speaker 1 Brandon is right. Always funny, Michael Germany to throw a little bit of blast from me in there. 56:23 Speaker 1 That's funny. Thank you for that. So autographed. 56:26 Speaker 1 He's lying doesn't matter. 56:29 Speaker 1 All right, my point is, if you think an entire religion is going to burn in hell because 56:38 Speaker 1 of their beliefs, right? 56:39 Speaker 1 And I'm even talking about Middle Eastern Muslims, right? 56:43 Speaker 1 I don't believe that. 56:44 Speaker 1 I just can't wrap my brain around that. 56:47 Speaker 1 So that's why I want to talk to somebody that has studied this, has went to, what's 56:51 Speaker 1 it called when you go to is? 56:53 Speaker 1 I'm just a little sim- I must admit cemetery. It's a seminary. Seminary. Thank you. Seminary. 56:58 Speaker 1 Somebody that's been to seminary, somebody that's been in seminary and they know things, right? 57:03 Speaker 1 I want to talk to somebody and get their beliefs on that because that's just really odd to me that there's people out there. 57:09 Speaker 1 I just refuse to believe that but now maybe my mind can be changed. I'm open to change. I could be, you know, 57:15 Speaker 1 I could be a liberal next time we vote. I don't know. I'm open to things, but I want to talk to somebody and no stuff. 57:20 Speaker 1 for the christian 57:21 Speaker 1 like said that the uh... 57:23 Speaker 1 christian thing about the muslims though is that they respect uses christ which 57:26 Speaker 1 probably a little higher up on the list than jews when it comes to that but 57:29 Speaker 1 my god shut up 57:31 Speaker 1 that they say now you're saying 57:33 Speaker 1 a terrorist is better than them 57:36 Speaker 1 i like another reason to from chug i love it maybe get shit what's good 57:39 Speaker 1 wasn't joke 57:40 Speaker 1 i said muslim you're a terrorist man you think a terror case 57:45 Speaker 1 i like not to it's coming out of chug we have to put on that saying all of 57:49 Speaker 1 them or I'm not saying all of them, I'm saying, you know what? I'm going to make some phone 57:54 Speaker 1 calls next week, next week we're going to have somebody on the show that isn't afraid 57:59 Speaker 1 to come on here and have this debate because this is, I don't know, I don't know if you're 58:03 Speaker 1 going to get a religious leader to come on here, but if they do, kudos to them because 58:09 Speaker 1 this is going to be a tough one, but I think we're going to be able to settle this once 58:11 Speaker 1 them for all next week. I think it'd be a really, really good conversation. I think it's 58:13 Speaker 1 going to go longer than an hour to be honest. 58:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I just think like I said, I think it's black and white either believe in 58:18 Speaker 1 Jesus are you don't you make it a heaven are you don't you know, let's just kind of black and white if you're a Christian, you know, I'm not must you know the Jews 58:24 Speaker 1 Christians do not Chris Jews who Jewish people 58:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think they're getting the heaven because they believe in God 58:31 Speaker 1 That's how you get in heaven. You got to believe in Jesus to get to get to get in heaven 58:34 Speaker 1 But don't don't Catholics think you got to believe in doesn't Mary have something to do with it 58:40 Speaker 1 The Virgin Mary yeah, they represent her as a holy figure which he is, but they don't believe we don't believe that she's a holy figure 58:46 Speaker 1 Christians don't believe that she's a holy figure she gave birth to Jesus Christ 58:50 Speaker 1 That's all she wants. She was a conduit. That's it. That's very I would say if if you get if you birth to 58:57 Speaker 1 Sound of God. I'd say you're a very important figure 59:00 Speaker 1 The mother Mary the mother Mary 59:04 Speaker 1 I don't believe there's anything about mother Mary that matters. All right. Well, what all right 59:08 Speaker 1 But about don't with Genesis when we get done with that and you can watch that video. Oh, are you? 59:13 Speaker 1 Are you really doing it? Yes 59:16 Speaker 1 That's stupid. 59:18 Speaker 1 Look at that. 59:20 Speaker 1 How many outs in my faith right here? 59:21 Speaker 1 Tell me, it's difficult to be in a Christian. 59:23 Speaker 1 Well, you're stupid because it's a reason. 59:25 Speaker 1 Okay, your heart is not pure. 59:27 Speaker 1 Okay, the reason you're doing it is because you love God, 59:30 Speaker 1 is because you're trying to make millions of dollars 59:32 Speaker 1 on what you do. 59:34 Speaker 1 What do you think preachers do? 59:36 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I don't, I don't, I don't disagree with that at all. 59:38 Speaker 1 I don't agree with all those dudes need to be. 59:41 Speaker 1 I can, I can spread, I can read the Bible. 59:43 Speaker 1 I've never read the Bible fully all the way through 59:45 Speaker 1 because I was just too young to do it. 59:46 Speaker 1 I mean, I think really you don't even understand it. 59:49 Speaker 1 So maybe your mid-20s are late to begin with. 59:50 Speaker 1 Anyway, you don't really have enough experience 59:52 Speaker 1 in life or really understand what's going on. 59:54 Speaker 1 But there's a couple of reasons. 59:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would, I want to read it. 59:56 Speaker 1 I wanted to be documented because no one else has ever done it 59:59 Speaker 1 in Southern English. 59:59 Speaker 1 And yeah, of course, I want to make $1. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 It's doing it. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Why would you not? 1:00:03 Speaker 1 It's something in English. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 Tell me you're not classifying that as a thing. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 What would it be called it? 1:00:09 Speaker 1 English? 1:00:10 Speaker 1 Southern, but it's dialect. 1:00:11 Speaker 1 You would call it Northern English. 1:00:13 Speaker 1 You're just saying. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 because you know that it'll appeal to people overseas. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 When they read like, oh, this man is reading in Southern English. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 Well, not to. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 And the South were the biggest proponent of people that believe in Jesus Christ. 1:00:25 Speaker 1 Like he said, there's no, there's no one that reads the Bible in the Southern tone. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 Man, it's just not out there. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 So do you, do you church up your tone when you do it? 1:00:34 Speaker 1 Turch up my tone. What do you mean? 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:00:37 Speaker 1 Oh, say about God. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 He's got a black pastor. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Do you have a Bible in front of you? 1:00:41 Speaker 1 Do you have a Bible in front of you? 1:00:42 Speaker 1 Do you have a Bible in front of you? 1:00:43 Speaker 1 up there. Oh crap. Um pull up on your phone right now before we get out of here. Pull up a 1:00:50 Speaker 1 scripture. Um and you know what? I'll give you the one on my arm. Let's do uh oh crap I can't read. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 Don't even know what the script- Psalms. Okay. What is that? I can't rhyme. I'm trying to type it in. 1:01:08 Speaker 1 I can't see the camera. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ at 9 8. What the fuck 8 8 8 8 8 8 1:01:19 Speaker 1 Psalms at Psalms 9 8 9 8 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Right 9 is that Psalms 2 8 1:01:32 Speaker 1 Hey Megan come read this I can't read it's too quiet. Well here. This is what it says for Psalms at 9 8 1:01:38 Speaker 1 He judges the world in righteousness. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 He judges the people with uprightness. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 He was a rapper. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 Look at that. 1:01:46 Speaker 1 What is it? 1:01:47 Speaker 1 Seven, eight. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 Song? 1:01:49 Speaker 1 Song, seven through nine. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Let's do that. 1:01:52 Speaker 1 It's 9, 7, 8. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 Read Psalm 7 and 8. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Let's see. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 And I want you to read it the way that you read the Bible. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 So I want you to read it in the exact same Southern English that you're talking about. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 cut. Psalm 7 8. All right, here we go. The lower judges, people's vindicate me, 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Lord, according to my righteousness, according to my integrity, almost high. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 That's exactly what I have tattooed on me. Good job. 1:02:21 Speaker 1 I only picked that out 20 years ago. So that's pretty cool. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 How did you pick the news open a Bible and look at that? Well, I will 1:02:27 Speaker 1 do it. No, I, I think I was, you know, I was going through some stuff. And 1:02:31 Speaker 1 I was like, oh, this is, these are the Bible verses that only get tattooed on me. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 But I have a bunch of them. I just don't remember what they said because I got said it was probably 1:02:40 Speaker 1 At least 20 years ago if not what 25 years ago. So yeah, but that's one of them. Good job. No, it's good. I think it's a little we got it's good 1:02:48 Speaker 1 We got we got Germany over here with one 1:02:51 Speaker 1 223 24 1:02:53 Speaker 1 Where the profit Elijah is heckled by a group of youth for being bald and he calls down a curse from God that results in two female bears coming out of the woods to mall 42 of them 1:03:03 Speaker 1 So that's how you read. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 Uh, it's just a normal read. 1:03:08 Speaker 1 It's not, I got to slow it down because normally I read real quick. 1:03:10 Speaker 1 Normally it'd be where the profit Elijah is heckled by a group of youth for being 1:03:13 Speaker 1 bald and he calls down a curse from God that resulted two female bears coming out of the woods to 1:03:17 Speaker 1 mall 42 of them. 1:03:18 Speaker 1 That's just too fast. 1:03:19 Speaker 1 People can't ask them. 1:03:20 Speaker 1 So you read it in a way that a Southern Baptist preacher would. 1:03:23 Speaker 1 The Southern Methodist, yeah, a Methodist. 1:03:25 Speaker 1 Where's a prophet Elijah is heckled by a group of youth for being bald and he calls down 1:03:31 Speaker 1 occurs from God that results in two female bears coming out of the woods tomorrow 1:03:36 Speaker 1 42 of them. That's how I envision you doing it, which 1:03:39 Speaker 1 I think people enjoy it. I think that's what sells man. You need 72 hours of that. I can just 1:03:46 Speaker 1 do it in different. I'll be read the Bible in southern English and I do it in any of that. 1:03:49 Speaker 1 Where the prophet Elijah is here for my group, I use for being born and he calls down 1:03:54 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's sacrilegious. So I'm gonna stop laughing. 1:04:04 Speaker 1 What Indians can't worship God or you can I look at that. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 Chuck's got three races. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 Okay, dude. 1:04:11 Speaker 1 I'm doesn't Indian Indians couldn't fucking love God. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 It looks cows and mistletoe shit like that. 1:04:17 Speaker 1 Okay. I gotta get back to my anniversary. 1:04:20 Speaker 1 Let's get out of here. 1:04:21 Speaker 1 All right, sounds good. We appreciate you listening. I was going to bring up what a tiger would do, but we're getting that tomorrow and also 1:04:28 Speaker 1 some AI generated stories that actually started in 2002, which is very bad for society. I believe 1:04:36 Speaker 1 Shut your guy thing for real. Now to hell. No, man 1:04:39 Speaker 1 I left handed judge named Ooh-hah 1:04:42 Speaker 1 Assassin is a very overweight king named egglawn by plunging a dagger so deep into his belly that the handle sinks and the king's bow 1:04:49 Speaker 1 this charge. All right.