When That Bitch Crossed The Line EP-380 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-01


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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild taste, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers for anyone else trying to keep them clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You have your patience. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought of opinions that's first on the show are for you to get it purposeless only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Iron Fist or a PBN expression. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 I have an amazing Tuesday and I've been getting stuff like fucking gas and wasp all week in man and they're changing their vid of mommy 1:06 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the day that no show over there is Chuck Charles iron pistol looking like a coach under Friday night lights football 1:12 Speaker 1 How you doing? 1:13 Speaker 1 Hey man, some of us got to work and dress up nice because we have to go like actually meet people during the day 1:18 Speaker 1 I went and you know, that's why I learned this 1:21 Speaker 1 I wouldn't call that dress up nice, but actually I actually had to go to a meeting this morning at 830 in the morning 1:27 Speaker 1 which was the stupidest fucking meeting ever. 1:28 Speaker 1 It was pretty much, 1:29 Speaker 1 oh, we're bringing concrete all the way over here. 1:31 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, I'll just move the pipes tomorrow. 1:33 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, sounds good. 1:34 Speaker 1 20 second meeting, I had to get up at 734 1:36 Speaker 1 to go out there. 1:37 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is fucking retarded. 1:38 Speaker 1 Now I gotta go back out tomorrow 1:39 Speaker 1 and actually move the fucking pipes at seven in the morning, 1:42 Speaker 1 which is gonna be fucking ridiculous. 1:43 Speaker 1 They're getting charged, 1:44 Speaker 1 they're getting upcharged, hella for a rush fee. 1:46 Speaker 1 I'm excited that you're actually getting out of bed 1:49 Speaker 1 before seven in the morning. 1:51 Speaker 1 That's kind of impressive that you're growing. 1:53 Speaker 1 You grow up so fast, Brandon. 1:55 Speaker 1 It's like you just, you just growing up before my eyes, 1:57 Speaker 1 It just warms my heart. 1:58 Speaker 1 I wouldn't say impressive more as it is depressing. 2:01 Speaker 1 You know, I'm just up with all the other people 2:02 Speaker 1 driving around and like, 2:03 Speaker 1 Dan, this is kind of suck. 2:04 Speaker 1 You gotta do this every morning and just like, 2:06 Speaker 1 go to your job that you hate and just like debate. 2:08 Speaker 1 No, I'm like, I do this every week 2:10 Speaker 1 and then we're gonna run out of money 2:11 Speaker 1 or like my kids a piece of shit 2:12 Speaker 1 or I think about killing myself or, you know, 2:15 Speaker 1 whatever the scenario, man, 2:16 Speaker 1 I just can't imagine having to do that all the time. 2:19 Speaker 1 It sucks. 2:20 Speaker 1 I feel for you people. 2:21 Speaker 1 Dude, I, so I'm doing a job right now 2:23 Speaker 1 for a listener, Josh. 2:25 Speaker 1 So thank you Josh for giving me a call. 2:27 Speaker 1 That was great. 2:28 Speaker 1 I'm glad that we're doing your job and it's a big job 2:30 Speaker 1 and they're trying to get a bunch of work done. 2:32 Speaker 1 And I'm at his house this morning, right? 2:34 Speaker 1 And, you know, I don't care if you're a listener 2:38 Speaker 1 or you're just a regular person. 2:39 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna take your coffee and your food 2:42 Speaker 1 and like hang out in your living room or your kitchen. 2:44 Speaker 1 Like I just feel weird doing it. 2:46 Speaker 1 So he says to me, he goes, 2:48 Speaker 1 hey, it's like eight o'clock in the morning, 2:51 Speaker 1 I'm getting bubbleguts. 2:52 Speaker 1 I'm out there just like, oh God. 2:54 Speaker 1 You know, I'd coffee already. 2:55 Speaker 1 I'm just like, this is bad. 2:57 Speaker 1 But I know there's a QT a mile from his house. 2:59 Speaker 1 So I say, man, I gotta go to the bathroom. 3:01 Speaker 1 And he goes, he goes, hey, you can use mine, man. 3:03 Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, I'm good. 3:04 Speaker 1 You know, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, 3:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, you, you've had a sweater painter knock. 3:07 Speaker 1 It's gonna be everywhere. 3:08 Speaker 1 Right. 3:09 Speaker 1 So he makes the mistake. 3:12 Speaker 1 I swear to God, this dude goes out there. 3:15 Speaker 1 And again, I gotta say, Josh is the nicest customer 3:17 Speaker 1 I've ever had in my life. 3:18 Speaker 1 And he tells the entire crew of 10 Mexicans. 3:23 Speaker 1 He's like, hey, if any of y'all got to use the bathroom and you got to go number two. 3:29 Speaker 1 Come on in. 3:30 Speaker 1 It's wide open, right? 3:32 Speaker 1 So I can do that. 3:34 Speaker 1 I get back from QT and Josh's like, hey man, one of your arm braids just blew it up. 3:42 Speaker 1 I was about to say the man's got to be brave or have like a direct connection to the city 3:46 Speaker 1 sewer line to trust that man's going to take in a shitting his bath. 3:50 Speaker 1 That's crazy. 3:51 Speaker 1 Hey, I said dude. 3:52 Speaker 1 They do it in the chipper truck and he's like, 3:53 Speaker 1 no, man, he's like, they're working hard. 3:55 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, you don't want him coming in here, 3:57 Speaker 1 blowing it up. 3:58 Speaker 1 All right, that's the last thing you want is 10 tree eyes, 4:02 Speaker 1 blowing up your bathroom. 4:03 Speaker 1 So I think you learned from his lot. 4:05 Speaker 1 Eres learned his lesson. 4:07 Speaker 1 And then lunchtime rolls around and he goes, 4:09 Speaker 1 hey, Chuck, man, have him come on in the house, 4:11 Speaker 1 sit in the kitchen and just enjoy their conditioning. 4:13 Speaker 1 Like, dude, are you crazy? 4:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, these dudes are covered in ticks. 4:18 Speaker 1 And unless you want your house to look like my house 4:20 Speaker 1 and be completely infested with every insect in Georgia, 4:24 Speaker 1 they're not coming in your house to eat, that's it. 4:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, and that just throws out the whole balance too. 4:29 Speaker 1 Like you go inside and get cool. 4:30 Speaker 1 I think you can go to a shock like that. 4:31 Speaker 1 If you're like a Mexican working in a tree 4:32 Speaker 1 and you get down too quick and going inside, you can die. 4:35 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, dude, Mexicans aren't used to air conditioning. 4:37 Speaker 1 That's like, it's like, it's like, 4:38 Speaker 1 you're giving a gremlin water to get to that. 4:40 Speaker 1 It'll put him straight into shock in the dive. 4:42 Speaker 1 I've had a lot of, I've had a lot of, 4:44 Speaker 1 you know, I've had a, when we used to work at G&W, 4:47 Speaker 1 homeowners would let Mexicans come in their home also 4:49 Speaker 1 cool down. We all would. Green goes and whatnot. We'd be fine. We had one Mexican 4:53 Speaker 1 guy do frozen death instantly. He didn't. You're lying. Now he's pretty close to me. 4:59 Speaker 1 It's a funny story. Yeah. And I will say my my my my fears and my problems with the insects 5:07 Speaker 1 in Georgia, the cockroaches, the fleas, God only knows what else is going to pop up in 5:12 Speaker 1 my house over the next few days. All right. We got out of it. That was a good clip right there. 5:16 Speaker 1 We're gonna do it. 5:17 Speaker 1 Maybe how we did how, uh, uh, 5:18 Speaker 1 and, uh, Jimmy Dean flocked and then they made the Mcgriddle. 5:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:22 Speaker 1 All right. 5:23 Speaker 1 All right. 5:24 Speaker 1 Here we go. 5:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, man. 5:26 Speaker 1 If you bring a Mexican into the AC, he can die. 5:27 Speaker 1 They're not used to it. 5:28 Speaker 1 They can die really quickly if they go in the shock. 5:30 Speaker 1 Okay. 5:31 Speaker 1 So speaking of that, you tell me what the fleas, right? 5:33 Speaker 1 I'm talking about Mexicans going to AC and dying real quick. 5:35 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 5:36 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm trying to set up a clip. 5:37 Speaker 1 Got damage. 5:38 Speaker 1 Come on out to explain this to you every time. 5:41 Speaker 1 We just talked about that. 5:42 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 5:43 Speaker 1 Okay. 5:44 Speaker 1 Okay. 5:45 Speaker 1 I'll get it in here yet. 5:48 Speaker 1 Okay, go. 5:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know if you bring a Mexican inside too quick in the AC, they can die, man. 5:53 Speaker 1 They'll just pass out and die. 5:54 Speaker 1 They're going to shock because they're not used to AC. 5:56 Speaker 1 That's not true. 5:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 5:58 Speaker 1 They dialed the time. 5:59 Speaker 1 One time I was working in the irrigation company. 6:00 Speaker 1 They'd let their gringo's in. 6:01 Speaker 1 The Mexicans and everything. 6:03 Speaker 1 One of them came into quick and he dropped it right there. 6:05 Speaker 1 Do we had to revive them and everything? 6:06 Speaker 1 It was scary. 6:07 Speaker 1 Oh, we had to do it. 6:08 Speaker 1 You just got to throw them back out in the heat. 6:10 Speaker 1 Roll through. 6:11 Speaker 1 It's like an efficient your boat. 6:14 Speaker 1 starts like yeah and then you just got to throw it back in the water and hope that it actually 6:18 Speaker 1 swims down or sometimes they just float at the top and you're like dang it kept him out too long 6:23 Speaker 1 yeah you got a moment straight and pour like a two liter Coke down the throat that usually saves 6:27 Speaker 1 them about it I know that's true any no that's true anyway I gotta give this plug dude stop okay 6:36 Speaker 1 I got a I got a deal okay I made a backroom deal here and I gotta get this thing on the air 6:41 Speaker 1 So, as you guys know, and I'm not making this up. 6:45 Speaker 1 None of this is staged. 6:46 Speaker 1 None of this is fake. 6:48 Speaker 1 I have a serious problem. 6:49 Speaker 1 I got cockroaches crawling up my walls in my kids' rooms. 6:52 Speaker 1 I got fleas all over my dog. 6:54 Speaker 1 I shaved him. 6:55 Speaker 1 He looks ridiculous. 6:58 Speaker 1 He's still got fleas on him. 6:59 Speaker 1 And I've been spraying this stupid dog and tick flea home spray on everything. 7:05 Speaker 1 My chair is going to get thrown away. 7:07 Speaker 1 I probably have fleas on me right now. 7:09 Speaker 1 It's disgusting. 7:10 Speaker 1 So I talk about this on air, dude. 7:12 Speaker 1 Guess who reaches out to me. 7:14 Speaker 1 Oh, bugs plus. 7:17 Speaker 1 No. 7:18 Speaker 1 Bugs negative. 7:20 Speaker 1 Okay, you're not helping your. 7:21 Speaker 1 Garland pest services. 7:23 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, hell yeah, oh, yes. 7:24 Speaker 1 So Chad Garland out of Douglasville, Douglasville, 7:28 Speaker 1 he reached out to me, he goes, hey man, 7:30 Speaker 1 I can help you, but you need to bomb your house, right? 7:33 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 7:34 Speaker 1 That's the thing where they like set up. 7:36 Speaker 1 We said all bombs in such a... 7:37 Speaker 1 We should do a podcast and there's hell 7:39 Speaker 1 we can stay in with pass out. So it's gonna drag us out of that. Okay, okay. So that's 7:43 Speaker 1 something like question. Because I said, uh, I said, okay, so you're bombing the house. 7:47 Speaker 1 Like how does that, how does that work? And he said, well, we got to seal it up and then you 7:50 Speaker 1 got it. You can't be in the home for, I mean, I said, like four or five hours or something. Like 7:54 Speaker 1 you just can't be in the house. I guess, oh, they've got a quick with it. I remember the process 7:58 Speaker 1 used to be like, like days and days at a time back in the day. I would do it. I think it was the 8:02 Speaker 1 old, they were using the old like World War II formula for gas and them. Now they got something like 8:06 Speaker 1 Really knew it really quick. 8:08 Speaker 1 They got like claymore minds set up all over. 8:10 Speaker 1 They're like, 8:11 Speaker 1 gas, gas, gas, boom. 8:12 Speaker 1 They blow them off the same time. 8:14 Speaker 1 Windows get blown out. 8:15 Speaker 1 But yeah, so he's taken care of it. 8:18 Speaker 1 And dude, he is giving me the greatest deal 8:22 Speaker 1 I could ever get in my life on anything like this. 8:24 Speaker 1 So I told him I said, look, 8:26 Speaker 1 not only am I gonna let you guys know that we're doing this, 8:29 Speaker 1 but I can't wait to see what the outcome is 8:32 Speaker 1 because these cockroaches aren't gonna know what hit them. 8:34 Speaker 1 Because I guess he's going into the walls, baby. 8:36 Speaker 1 I mean, it just soaks into my whole house. 8:38 Speaker 1 And I get rid of all the fleas. 8:40 Speaker 1 I get rid of all the cockroaches and whatever else. 8:42 Speaker 1 I probably have scorpions in my attic. 8:44 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on. 8:45 Speaker 1 But I'm excited that Garland's Chad's gonna help me out. 8:47 Speaker 1 So that's going down Wednesday. 8:49 Speaker 1 So tomorrow, he's taking care of me. 8:51 Speaker 1 Nice. I was worried about that though. 8:52 Speaker 1 Like I just, something about just filling your entire 8:55 Speaker 1 home full of chemicals in the air just seems kind of odd to me. 8:57 Speaker 1 Just like, it's kind of like a asbestos like, you know, 8:59 Speaker 1 30 years ago, oh, it's the greatest I ever. 9:01 Speaker 1 Her lead paint. 9:02 Speaker 1 And then it found out it kills you if you start breathing it 9:04 Speaker 1 in or touching it. 9:05 Speaker 1 So, all right, now, should you hire a couple of clowns 9:09 Speaker 1 for the day just to set outside and like, 9:11 Speaker 1 tie balloons for kids? 9:13 Speaker 1 We talking about. 9:14 Speaker 1 Is your house gonna lay a clown house, right? 9:15 Speaker 1 Do they do the cool design still? 9:17 Speaker 1 Or is it just like something bland, 9:18 Speaker 1 like all blue or something bullshit? 9:19 Speaker 1 I don't know what they do. 9:20 Speaker 1 I've never done this, but the one thing 9:22 Speaker 1 that I didn't think about, so he's telling me, 9:25 Speaker 1 you know, we all got to be out of the house, right? 9:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, that's cool, 9:28 Speaker 1 because I'm at work, kids are at school. 9:31 Speaker 1 I didn't think about the freaking dog 9:34 Speaker 1 And the rabbits. 9:36 Speaker 1 So now, and I swear to God, 9:38 Speaker 1 if I have to drive around Atlanta. 9:42 Speaker 1 Dogs and rabbits. 9:43 Speaker 1 All day, Wednesday, with two rabbits 9:47 Speaker 1 and a dog in my truck, 9:49 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be pissed at the end of the day. 9:51 Speaker 1 The kids not do show it til school anymore. 9:53 Speaker 1 Can you just send the rabbits 9:54 Speaker 1 and a dog with the kid that's got show and tell? 9:56 Speaker 1 But these are my animals. 9:57 Speaker 1 The house is getting fumigated 9:58 Speaker 1 because we live with a bunch of bugs. 10:00 Speaker 1 I don't wanna take, well, 10:03 Speaker 1 I don't want lulu to be seen by anybody because she's the old rabbit she mangled she just blind 10:10 Speaker 1 Her nails were all gnarly and she just pees everywhere 10:15 Speaker 1 Sitting at you and she'll go to walk over near her litter box and just piss on the door on the garage door 10:20 Speaker 1 It's weird people say the poor all dilapidated fucking rabbit, but that's why he's got bugs. He's got a half-dead rabbit over there 10:26 Speaker 1 Damn, um, I'm old dude. All right. And she, she still is kicking, but barely. And then Leo, 10:34 Speaker 1 he's just, he's a humper. I don't want to take a humper rabbit to school. And then he's humping 10:37 Speaker 1 everybody. Oh, you could, uh, you know, sex ed class. Take it to sex ed. Sex ed show and tell 10:42 Speaker 1 rabbit who fucks. Well, take him and her and then everyone could see what happens when a young 10:47 Speaker 1 male rabbit mates with an old female rabbit because he kills her. I'm about to say it's going to 10:52 Speaker 1 out of the box. 10:53 Speaker 1 It's breaking pelvis and it's just going to fall apart. 10:55 Speaker 1 And then you get rabbit tacos. 10:56 Speaker 1 That's how they did the club. 10:59 Speaker 1 They just they roll running the home back after science. 11:01 Speaker 1 Like, and now we're going to make tacos with rabbit me. 11:04 Speaker 1 Yay. 11:05 Speaker 1 And they start off with show and tell and they're about all right. 11:08 Speaker 1 And then I have sex. 11:08 Speaker 1 All right, rabbits dead. 11:10 Speaker 1 All right. 11:10 Speaker 1 Now we're going to hook the rabbit. 11:12 Speaker 1 Did I tell you about my, um, I was, I tried buying some frogs here today, the 11:16 Speaker 1 dissection frogs. 11:17 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 11:18 Speaker 1 Are you just going to do that for fun? 11:21 Speaker 1 So I think I got a business opportunity. 11:25 Speaker 1 I didn't realize, so I can't remember who was over. 11:27 Speaker 1 Somebody was telling me that those dissection frogs are expensive, right? 11:31 Speaker 1 And I'm like, they're just leopard frogs. 11:33 Speaker 1 I mean, I used to go out in my backyard and kill those things like it was my job. 11:37 Speaker 1 They were just everywhere. 11:38 Speaker 1 So how much do you think a dissection frog, it comes dead sealed in package, ready to 11:45 Speaker 1 dissect. 11:46 Speaker 1 How much do you think it costs? 11:47 Speaker 1 Probably 25 bucks. 11:49 Speaker 1 35 bucks. 11:50 Speaker 1 Well, you got to have frog big enough seeing you look at the organs of shit in there 11:53 Speaker 1 But I didn't even know kids still did that cuz I don't ever remember us doing any frogs 11:56 Speaker 1 I think we did like rats and shit whatever he whatever the janitor found around the schools 12:00 Speaker 1 But we didn't you didn't dissect rats. It was it was mice or something. We never had a frog 12:05 Speaker 1 We didn't have a lot of frogs on campus, but we had a lot of mice a lot of rats. I don't think that's even possible. I don't think they would give kids 12:11 Speaker 1 like mammals 12:13 Speaker 1 Well, I mean we didn't have any of the option we were frog shorted 12:17 Speaker 1 So we had to do a crash. 12:18 Speaker 1 There's not, that's what I'm saying. 12:20 Speaker 1 There's not a frog shortage. 12:22 Speaker 1 You know what, easy would be to just, 12:23 Speaker 1 I don't know, put a big water thing in your backyard 12:26 Speaker 1 and fill it with tadpoles. 12:28 Speaker 1 Next thing you got with the little tadpoles already. 12:30 Speaker 1 It's gotta be like gross, like a swampy thing. 12:33 Speaker 1 Like in your backyard, 12:34 Speaker 1 you guys could dig a hole, fill it with tadpoles, 12:38 Speaker 1 and put a cage around it, like a non-jump out of cage, right? 12:43 Speaker 1 And it would be full of leopard frogs. 12:46 Speaker 1 And then you just gotta go out there and I don't know how they kill them before. 12:50 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't, I'm guessing lethal injection or something. 12:53 Speaker 1 Well, just grab a stab at frogs in the back of the neck with fucking needles. 12:56 Speaker 1 They were like Jesus Christ, what are they doing out? 12:58 Speaker 1 And then I just frog over there. 13:00 Speaker 1 And then you just zip lock them suck all the air out. 13:04 Speaker 1 And what's that called when you, um, vacuum seal. 13:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, vacuum seal use vacuum seal mall and you saw them to schools for 35 bucks a pop. 13:11 Speaker 1 Dude, you can make think about that. 13:13 Speaker 1 10 frogs, 350 bucks. 13:14 Speaker 1 I'm just doing the math off the top of my head. 13:17 Speaker 1 Okay, 20 frogs, $700. 13:20 Speaker 1 Okay, $40, $1400. 13:22 Speaker 1 Now I can keep going. 13:23 Speaker 1 I don't want to cause it's a math hard. 13:25 Speaker 1 But think about how much money you can make 13:27 Speaker 1 off just putting a bunch of tadpoles in a hole 13:29 Speaker 1 in your backyard. 13:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, the only thing I'm worried about 13:31 Speaker 1 is like the mosquitoes, but I would like to, 13:34 Speaker 1 if we did that, we could probably start giving the frogs 13:36 Speaker 1 like steroids or something. 13:37 Speaker 1 It's massive frogs, like some big ones, 13:39 Speaker 1 like the size of rabbits. 13:40 Speaker 1 I bet those bitches are gonna be like 150 apiece. 13:43 Speaker 1 You're so hard. 13:44 Speaker 1 Probably hard to kill them. 13:45 Speaker 1 They probably break it in my window at night. 13:46 Speaker 1 So peace me up. 13:48 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen those kangaroos that are jacked? 13:50 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 13:51 Speaker 1 I envision you sending like vacuum sealed bags to schools. 13:56 Speaker 1 And all the frogs are just jacked. 13:59 Speaker 1 And on some of them, you've got to like put 14:00 Speaker 1 like little tattoos on them. 14:01 Speaker 1 Like put little like prison tats. 14:03 Speaker 1 One of those wakes up at the body bag, 14:06 Speaker 1 like Michael Myers is just beating up all the kids. 14:09 Speaker 1 Like if that thing gets out, these kids are gonna freak out. 14:12 Speaker 1 That would be fun. 14:14 Speaker 1 And like you said, you can still have the twice the price. 14:16 Speaker 1 I don't know what you'd have to do, 14:18 Speaker 1 because I don't know if you can give frog something special 14:20 Speaker 1 that gets that, could you give a frog H.T.H.? 14:23 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, you just put it in the fucking water 14:24 Speaker 1 that is living in. 14:25 Speaker 1 And that's like, same thing as throwing a grown- 14:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're in a grown- 14:28 Speaker 1 Is there a frog growth hormone? 14:29 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I mean, I think you just put 14:31 Speaker 1 like any kind of antibolics steroid in there. 14:33 Speaker 1 I think you'd be good. 14:34 Speaker 1 It just attacks the, or focus on the muscle. 14:36 Speaker 1 So I think, I think you just get a really big, 14:37 Speaker 1 buff-fucking frog. 14:38 Speaker 1 I mean, they give the chicken all the time 14:40 Speaker 1 and make them big. 14:41 Speaker 1 I thought we got them big wings now. 14:42 Speaker 1 Is that what they give to chickens? Yeah steroids. Oh 14:46 Speaker 1 Well, they do chickens. Then why don't we do that? 14:49 Speaker 1 Because now we don't have to have so many we just get them jacked and now you're selling them for three or four hundred bucks a pop 14:54 Speaker 1 They have one frog that is just ripped at you know four hundred bucks the whole class can dissect them 15:00 Speaker 1 You know that'd be yeah, man and 15:03 Speaker 1 Homeaki could frog afterwards. Yeah frog legs. Oh, dude. I mean these things would be 15:07 Speaker 1 I'd be a full course meal. 15:09 Speaker 1 We could bring him fresh to the school and just had the kids like, 15:13 Speaker 1 hunt him and kill him and then dissect him and then eat him. 15:15 Speaker 1 Like, skin him and everything. 15:16 Speaker 1 I mean, if everything goes right and he's as strong as we think, 15:19 Speaker 1 I don't know if the kids can hunt him. 15:21 Speaker 1 He's gonna hunt them. 15:22 Speaker 1 There we go. 15:23 Speaker 1 It's like a ride to the fair. 15:24 Speaker 1 Like you must be this tall. 15:25 Speaker 1 Some kid wears like super high shoes. 15:27 Speaker 1 What day? 15:28 Speaker 1 And he's either getting fucking beaten the fuck up by a frog choked out. 15:31 Speaker 1 Frog's got his tongue wrapped around the kids neck. 15:33 Speaker 1 It's choking out on the ground. 15:35 Speaker 1 It's just fucking rear him in the fucking nuts with his back legs. 15:38 Speaker 1 Bop bop bop bop! 15:40 Speaker 1 I guess that's a little coming out of his nose. 15:43 Speaker 1 Now you got me wanting to do this. 15:45 Speaker 1 At first I just wanted to get in the dissection business. 15:48 Speaker 1 Now I'm thinking we got we're on to something because nobody's doing that. 15:51 Speaker 1 Nobody's nobody's getting jacked up reptiles. 15:53 Speaker 1 And you can't do it with a turtle because you can't see their muscles. 15:55 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:56 Speaker 1 You can't do a snake because they're only just one muscle. 15:59 Speaker 1 So I think frogs are the only reptile you can really get jacked. 16:02 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, I could imagine a bearded dragon. 16:05 Speaker 1 I bet those motherfuckers could probably get fucking some traps on the back of their arms for sure. 16:09 Speaker 1 Isn't a beard no. 16:12 Speaker 1 I'm not thinking which ones the one that actually kills people? 16:14 Speaker 1 That's a Komodo dragon. 16:16 Speaker 1 That you don't want to give steroids that thing. 16:18 Speaker 1 That thing's already fucking nasty. 16:20 Speaker 1 You imagine a Komodo dragon on steroids? 16:21 Speaker 1 That'd be bad. 16:22 Speaker 1 I don't think we would be able to contain it. 16:23 Speaker 1 I think it's funny that we just said frogs are the only reptiles and neither one of us thought of alligators. 16:28 Speaker 1 I don't think you want to give alligators a stairwell deal. I think they're already big enough of problem 16:33 Speaker 1 So really probably the only ones that are docile say that we can get jacked 16:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, or you get those iguanas 16:42 Speaker 1 They're kind of mean already now. They're stupid. They just fall out of trees when it gets cold 16:46 Speaker 1 And they run away, but people are Florida hunt them and eat them all the time already 16:49 Speaker 1 So you imagine one like a size of a fucking I don't know like a small lab 16:54 Speaker 1 But I think they can attack people 16:56 Speaker 1 a 16:58 Speaker 1 yeah 16:59 Speaker 1 maybe but I think it's something we should give it to me as teeth 17:03 Speaker 1 um I mean I think you have to be a fun fight 17:06 Speaker 1 you know it would be a fun sport animal 17:08 Speaker 1 like wanna yeah imagine like walking out your front door and you get one run at 17:12 Speaker 1 you just like 17:13 Speaker 1 oh no 17:14 Speaker 1 it's got a pop that motherfucker real quick 17:16 Speaker 1 like got that so bitch 17:17 Speaker 1 it's taken about 17:19 Speaker 1 all right 17:21 Speaker 1 while I'm sticking with frogs or I would do chameleon just because their eyes 17:24 Speaker 1 are really crazy and I think it'd be funny if they were jacked. 17:26 Speaker 1 All right. 17:27 Speaker 1 Will you find the steroids? 17:28 Speaker 1 The only reason I'm saying that is because you're a bald guy and you probably talked 17:30 Speaker 1 them a little easier. 17:31 Speaker 1 I made it get some Royce. 17:32 Speaker 1 Yeah man. 17:33 Speaker 1 Were you working out? 17:34 Speaker 1 They're from my frogs actually. 17:35 Speaker 1 I think you can buy my mine now. 17:37 Speaker 1 You can buy my mine. 17:38 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 17:39 Speaker 1 I just ordered the house with frogs. 17:40 Speaker 1 I want to be ordered frogs and a steroids from the same place. 17:46 Speaker 1 I like to try it. 17:47 Speaker 1 So when I run you, you're going to have to raise the frogs yourself. 17:50 Speaker 1 You're going to have to actually make them yourself. 17:51 Speaker 1 And you don't worry about mosquitoes because they're going to eat all the mosquitoes. 17:54 Speaker 1 I can't fucking I can't just nut in a puddle of water and make frogs. I got a order of the tadpoles 17:59 Speaker 1 I didn't say that it was you but you said you got to make them 18:02 Speaker 1 I can't so weird, you know, it's so weird if you got the tadpoles in there and then you added yourself to it 18:09 Speaker 1 Oh my sperm, it would be like your kids 18:11 Speaker 1 I wonder if they eat it or just like bond with it 18:15 Speaker 1 You know, there's just like 18:19 Speaker 1 I just like out there I got a lot of tadpoles in my sperm sharing swimming around with each other 18:24 Speaker 1 like what where did you get here I'm only here for about another two minutes 18:29 Speaker 1 let's swim. 18:30 Speaker 1 Fucking neighbor lady falls in. She got some kind of weird amphibious fucking frog boy. 18:36 Speaker 1 I'm like I definitely should have boarded that one. 18:40 Speaker 1 Day one of putting tadpoles on my sperm in the same body of water and seeing the 18:44 Speaker 1 children survive the longest. 18:46 Speaker 1 He wanted jacking off in this puddle full of tadpoles. 18:49 Speaker 1 Hey and when it's steroids you go out one day and there's a frog sitting there with a 18:54 Speaker 1 the mullet with a Miller light smoking weed. 18:57 Speaker 1 What's up Brandon? 18:58 Speaker 1 You're like, oh my God, it worked. 19:01 Speaker 1 Well, you're no son of mine, 19:03 Speaker 1 drink a Miller, you faggot. 19:04 Speaker 1 Bye. 19:05 Speaker 1 Shoot him. 19:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, he gonna bring me about $500 at the middle school 19:10 Speaker 1 there, boy. 19:11 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 19:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, animals and shit like that. 19:19 Speaker 1 I love like, it's not really playing God, 19:21 Speaker 1 but it's like redneck experiment, you know. 19:23 Speaker 1 That's always fun. 19:24 Speaker 1 That's why I said that's what I did today. 19:25 Speaker 1 I, I murdered a wasp nest. 19:28 Speaker 1 I got stung on my ankle this way. 19:29 Speaker 1 I think the, the wasp, you know, 19:31 Speaker 1 they say they've got pornographic, 19:33 Speaker 1 no, not pornographic, photographic, photographic memory, 19:35 Speaker 1 wasp do. 19:37 Speaker 1 So I'm pretty sure they're a member of me 19:39 Speaker 1 and they're changing their, 19:41 Speaker 1 binum solution to affect me differently. 19:44 Speaker 1 I got stung in the ankle the other day 19:45 Speaker 1 and it's kind of still hurting 19:46 Speaker 1 and I've been stung like seven times leading up to this 19:49 Speaker 1 and they never really last that long. 19:51 Speaker 1 And then today, dude, I got stung right here 19:53 Speaker 1 below my watch and hit my bone right there. 19:56 Speaker 1 Now that motherfucker got in the joint of my wrist. 19:58 Speaker 1 That motherfucker took me out for a minute. 20:00 Speaker 1 I bought the throw up or could've been all the caffeine 20:01 Speaker 1 and nicotine but I think the venom didn't help either. 20:04 Speaker 1 It's probably, you're probably getting stung 20:07 Speaker 1 and they're leaving the stinger in you. 20:09 Speaker 1 So you need to make sure you get that sting around. 20:11 Speaker 1 Now, Waz don't do that, only honeybees do they. 20:14 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. 20:15 Speaker 1 I think Waz can leave their stinger in you. 20:17 Speaker 1 Now, cause they can survive. 20:19 Speaker 1 They can stay multiple times. 20:20 Speaker 1 The reason honeybees leave it in there 20:21 Speaker 1 cause they stick it in there 20:22 Speaker 1 and then it ripped their entire insides out there, 20:24 Speaker 1 guns and it just keeps pulsing in there. 20:26 Speaker 1 The Wasto do that. 20:27 Speaker 1 They just staying and they retract 20:28 Speaker 1 because they don't have a barbell there. 20:29 Speaker 1 So this go bow like a little tiny needle 20:32 Speaker 1 that you get in the doctor's office 20:33 Speaker 1 and then they pull it back out. 20:34 Speaker 1 Because when I gas them all today, 20:36 Speaker 1 they all had their stingers out 20:37 Speaker 1 and there's two groups, 20:39 Speaker 1 there's two, three, some groups going on. 20:40 Speaker 1 They die together like having a three-some. 20:42 Speaker 1 Crazy. That's cool. 20:43 Speaker 1 That's the way to go. 20:44 Speaker 1 I mean, if you're gonna go. 20:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if they're all dudes or girls or what. 20:47 Speaker 1 But now are you sure they're all the same type of Wast 20:49 Speaker 1 because that Wastman has that was up at the cabin 20:52 Speaker 1 So I drove up to the cabin tonight. That's why we're recording so late. Oh, whatever you do to add it 20:56 Speaker 1 And I know what you're doing. I think maybe like parent body or something. No, dude 21:00 Speaker 1 I had to work all day 21:02 Speaker 1 At the at the listener's house and then I went up to the cabin. I had to get down this paper wasp nest and 21:08 Speaker 1 Those are bald-faced 21:10 Speaker 1 wasps 21:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, so the ones we got we got some more black ones 21:15 Speaker 1 We got some red ones and then we got some that look like yellow jackets, but they're not because they're up in the sky also 21:20 Speaker 1 What? Yeah. Yellow jacks like actual yellow jacks are down on the ground. Oh, yeah. 21:26 Speaker 1 Like yellow jacks with their up in the sky. Oh, that sucks. I hate all of them. I went back 21:31 Speaker 1 when I was up to cabin. They're building more nests. I'm spraying them all. It's just that time of 21:35 Speaker 1 year and there's nothing you can do. Now most people don't do what you're doing and go out and hunt 21:38 Speaker 1 them and try to torture them to death just to piss them off enough to want to sting you. But 21:44 Speaker 1 that's probably why you got stung because I think that they now know you are a nuisance. 21:49 Speaker 1 Well, that you are killing them. 21:51 Speaker 1 That, and I found I did not see it, but at the very blast step, you know, at our back porch back there, 21:55 Speaker 1 I think you've been back there in time or two. Were you there when the stairs were there off our back porch? 22:00 Speaker 1 You're talking about the one with no railing and after stairs were missing. 22:04 Speaker 1 Okay, well the stairs were completed. 22:05 Speaker 1 Okay, but I've seen the stairs now too. That was the last time I was there, the stairs 22:09 Speaker 1 I just went on. Yeah, they don't have any railing. Either. But at the very last step at the bottom, 22:13 Speaker 1 there's a wasstest probably about that fucking where my hands do it about that fucking big under there. 22:18 Speaker 1 That's the ones that make getting us on the legs and that one's gonna be tricky 22:21 Speaker 1 Because I there's not a lot of headroom and I got to get my phone in there and I got to make a gambling video with the two 22:25 Speaker 1 And I got a gas them. I'm thinking about just grabbing them with my glove and just crushing them on the phone 22:30 Speaker 1 I don't think that's good idea 22:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I figured my hurt a little bit 22:34 Speaker 1 But I think if I just got if I just get into the meat of my skin, it's not too bad 22:37 Speaker 1 But when I'm saying if you try to squeeze the nest with your glove 22:40 Speaker 1 They're not gonna get them all then you're gonna have a couple that get out and they start pegging you or tagging you as you're trying to do that 22:46 Speaker 1 Well, I was gonna wear my suit. 22:47 Speaker 1 Forget the big idea for a pass out in the yard 22:49 Speaker 1 with a bunch of, uh, wasstangs. 22:51 Speaker 1 Does your coat, do your, do your suits? 22:54 Speaker 1 Not your coats. 22:54 Speaker 1 Do your suits actually stop wasp though? 22:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I think with a stinger. 23:00 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. 23:02 Speaker 1 What, what, why, why wouldn't it? 23:04 Speaker 1 Okay, so your suit would stop a stingray from stabbing you. 23:07 Speaker 1 Uh, it doesn't work on the water, so no. 23:09 Speaker 1 But above water, maybe. 23:10 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:11 Speaker 1 Oh, come on, what else has a stinger? 23:14 Speaker 1 Um, you're a suit would stop a scorpion. 23:17 Speaker 1 Yes. 23:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. 23:19 Speaker 1 No way. 23:20 Speaker 1 No way. 23:21 Speaker 1 There's a weaker than a god bang. 23:22 Speaker 1 Are you talking about like King like the scorpion king? 23:24 Speaker 1 Like the rock the big ass brother. 23:25 Speaker 1 You talking about like what do you think? 23:27 Speaker 1 I knew you didn't know any names of scorpions. 23:30 Speaker 1 So I think it's funny that you went straight to the scorpion king. 23:33 Speaker 1 Um, I'm talking about those stingers in like Nevada or Arizona that are as big as your 23:37 Speaker 1 hand. 23:38 Speaker 1 Uh, we could probably try it. 23:40 Speaker 1 I don't know though. 23:41 Speaker 1 I don't know if it would work or not. 23:42 Speaker 1 I can get scorpions for you up at the cabin. 23:45 Speaker 1 Would you let me do it? 23:46 Speaker 1 Would you actually let me put one on you? 23:47 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 23:48 Speaker 1 In my suit, Steve, it was stinging through it. 23:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, we can test it out. 23:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:53 Speaker 1 If it doesn't work, then bad rating. 23:54 Speaker 1 If so. 23:55 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 23:56 Speaker 1 Can I put it right on your jump? 23:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 23:58 Speaker 1 That's like the most protected part of the suit. 23:59 Speaker 1 But you can't have any pants underneath it or underwear. 24:02 Speaker 1 What? 24:03 Speaker 1 That'd be easy. 24:04 Speaker 1 You got to have underwear at least a passenger. 24:06 Speaker 1 No. 24:07 Speaker 1 No. 24:08 Speaker 1 You got to be huggling the p-holes. 24:09 Speaker 1 Fuggling the p-holes. 24:10 Speaker 1 Fuggling the p-holes. 24:11 Speaker 1 No listen completely naked. 24:14 Speaker 1 Okay, you know what? 24:17 Speaker 1 We just got it. 24:18 Speaker 1 We just came up with the next damn that scary. 24:21 Speaker 1 So what we're going to do, you are going up to the cabin with me. 24:25 Speaker 1 You're bringing your B suit and you're going to be completely naked under your B suit. 24:30 Speaker 1 And we're going to find you'll get lost. 24:33 Speaker 1 We'll get everything put the scorpions. 24:35 Speaker 1 We're going to get multiple scorpions. 24:37 Speaker 1 You're going to lay down and we're going to put them right on your junk. 24:40 Speaker 1 and you're gonna have to lay there 24:41 Speaker 1 and then I'm gonna antagonize them until they finally... 24:43 Speaker 1 I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna turn around 24:45 Speaker 1 and sting you into the finger 24:46 Speaker 1 and you're gonna pass that ball over the railing. 24:48 Speaker 1 I know, I'm like, oh my God, boys, hit right here. 24:51 Speaker 1 That's a point. 24:52 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, no, I got it. 24:53 Speaker 1 I got, never call the cop, but we're putting, 24:56 Speaker 1 square brands on my dope, my cop. 24:58 Speaker 1 And took our two clothes that it stuck 25:00 Speaker 1 and it fell over the rail. 25:01 Speaker 1 Are you guys already buying a little bit off there? 25:03 Speaker 1 I'm in the ER, you're in there with your B suit. 25:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, sir, you don't have to wear your B suit 25:08 Speaker 1 and here you're like, no, I'm naked underneath it. 25:10 Speaker 1 Unfortunately, I thought I was gonna get stung in the jump by a scorpion, so I didn't want to wear an underwear for this 25:15 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? And they're like, okay 25:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't get a little hot down there and everything but uh 25:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it's uh, yeah, was squirpians anything was I mean, I don't mind getting stung. It's not that bad 25:27 Speaker 1 You're a St. Coyote Pearson Peterson that guy. Yeah, by crazy shit. Yeah, but not on his wee wee 25:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, um 25:36 Speaker 1 You're doing it and you know what I think it's swell up and it'd be kind of cool 25:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like I need to wear underwear there. Just keep I wear the thin as paragot just keep the bugs out of my people 25:43 Speaker 1 I don't know bugs in the people okay. She got a bunch of bugs out there at the cabin, too 25:46 Speaker 1 Okay, you got to wear like a like tidy whities like like old-school tidy whities. I guess I'm like impressed the source at work 25:53 Speaker 1 They're like cloth. No. Same fucking thing. You got to wear like girls underwear. It's because they're really thin 25:58 Speaker 1 No, I don't wear girls underwear. What's wrong with that? I'm not trying to be a faggot 26:03 Speaker 1 I guess I guess I guess see it nobody's even gonna see it 26:06 Speaker 1 But it's got to be thin material so the scorpion's tail can penetrate the suit, which I know it will and hit you right in the head 26:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be open to it soon, but we'll check it out like that 26:16 Speaker 1 It's pretty thick and it's well designed, but we'll see what happens. Okay. I'm excited about that. Hey real quick for I forget 26:22 Speaker 1 I'm gonna forget we got to get into what the shotgun oh 26:25 Speaker 1 Okay, we're gonna get into what it's 26:29 Speaker 1 What the check 26:31 Speaker 1 Hey, you want to check me a Chuckie real hard 26:34 Speaker 1 Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me. Oh, oh Chuck Chuck it real good 26:45 Speaker 1 Just won't take long because I've been meaning to tell you guys this for a while so 26:49 Speaker 1 last week 26:51 Speaker 1 Brandon was gracious enough to give me tickets to the Braves Dodgers game 26:56 Speaker 1 twice so it was 27:00 Speaker 1 Braves Braves played amazing everything was great 27:02 Speaker 1 So on Thursday night, me and Brandon already recorded the episode because obviously we're 27:07 Speaker 1 recording that for Friday. 27:09 Speaker 1 And then of course you guys know this weekend we had Felicity. 27:12 Speaker 1 So yesterday's, yesterday's episode we had the basic tar player from Felicity, which 27:16 Speaker 1 was a phenomenal interview. 27:19 Speaker 1 Mark did pretty good. 27:20 Speaker 1 I'm not going to take anything away from him. 27:22 Speaker 1 I do want to say Brandon's editing skills are absolutely atrocious. 27:28 Speaker 1 my favorite part of yesterday's episode is when you guys are listening to you and the 27:35 Speaker 1 dude, the the walls broken, the wall was broken. I go, alright, welcome to the stage. 27:41 Speaker 1 And I say, Mike gallows from Felicity. And then I go, alright, go ahead and pause it 27:46 Speaker 1 right there. And we're gonna, you told me, you told me, just to edit off the front, 27:50 Speaker 1 a blank part where you're staring at the camera. I'm not gonna sit here listening to the 27:53 Speaker 1 the whole fucking interview it, 10 o'clock at night. 27:56 Speaker 1 And you could have. 27:57 Speaker 1 Tell me where to edit it. 27:58 Speaker 1 You know, I don't even listen to this. 27:59 Speaker 1 So, it was funny cause I'm like, all right, 28:01 Speaker 1 and go ahead and pause right there, 28:04 Speaker 1 and we'll get him on here in a minute. 28:06 Speaker 1 All right, let me scratch my nuts on camera real quick. 28:09 Speaker 1 Luckily it was short, it was only three seconds, 28:12 Speaker 1 but anyway, so I'm taking Megan with me to the game on Thursday 28:16 Speaker 1 cause me and Megan have been to a few Braves games 28:19 Speaker 1 and we always enjoy it. 28:20 Speaker 1 It's a good time, especially when it's just me and her, 28:23 Speaker 1 We could spend that time together. 28:24 Speaker 1 And unfortunately, we had stuff going on here, 28:26 Speaker 1 Carter had practice, the kids had stuff going on. 28:28 Speaker 1 So we had a late start, dude. 28:30 Speaker 1 So we didn't leave here until like 5.30 28:33 Speaker 1 and the game's at 7.15. 28:36 Speaker 1 And I'm like, it's gonna be tight. 28:38 Speaker 1 And we're looking at the, the traffic's 285's a parking lot. 28:42 Speaker 1 Whoever designed truest park and put it there, 28:44 Speaker 1 you're an idiot, okay? 28:46 Speaker 1 Worst freaking traffic at any stadium in America. 28:50 Speaker 1 Worse than Detroit, okay? 28:51 Speaker 1 Better than better than turner field. That was a fucking shit show. They need to 28:56 Speaker 1 Put the Braves and Athens dude. I mean I don't care just just stop with this 29:01 Speaker 1 Crap right off of a major highway so we get there. We're already running late and 29:06 Speaker 1 And we're trying to find a place to park and Brandon knows 29:09 Speaker 1 You know, I park way away because I don't have passes or anything like that 29:13 Speaker 1 And I'm not good like a park is sprouts top of the hill. I'm not doing that because I'm wearing them to get told dude 29:18 Speaker 1 I'm not doing it. 29:19 Speaker 1 You just gotta, you gotta fucking park like, 29:21 Speaker 1 like you're a fucking shopper, you know, 29:23 Speaker 1 walk towards the sprouts and then be lying towards 29:25 Speaker 1 the fucking brave stadium and then thank you for your shopper. 29:27 Speaker 1 I don't have time to go in and buy a candy bar from sprouts. 29:31 Speaker 1 And then be like, I'm a customer. 29:33 Speaker 1 And then I just, I just wanna park somewhere 29:35 Speaker 1 that I don't have to worry about it. 29:36 Speaker 1 So I'm going where I normally go, 29:38 Speaker 1 which is a long ways away. 29:39 Speaker 1 And then the bottom of the hill, 29:41 Speaker 1 it's past the bottom of the hill. 29:43 Speaker 1 It's, it's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dude, 29:44 Speaker 1 we did that before. 29:45 Speaker 1 That is terrible. 29:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, the top of the hill is way better. 29:48 Speaker 1 I know, okay? 29:50 Speaker 1 So Megan sees a lot and it says handicap parking, right? 29:54 Speaker 1 Now, I have a handicap plate because- 29:58 Speaker 1 He's technically retarded. 29:59 Speaker 1 I'm 100% with VA. 30:03 Speaker 1 That's why I watch for the lip. 30:04 Speaker 1 When I park in these spots I do. 30:07 Speaker 1 So I knew like, okay, I don't like to use it, 30:11 Speaker 1 but sometimes Megan will even say like, 30:14 Speaker 1 hey, you need to use it. 30:16 Speaker 1 baseball games, concerts. Okay, really anything that we don't want to walk. Okay, there's 30:21 Speaker 1 a bad parking. So I got going to handicap a lot. We're going around. We find a spot. 30:27 Speaker 1 Well, they're telling everybody back in, back in, right? So I'm back in. He's got a 30:34 Speaker 1 roll of the one about. I'm doing the back. Okay, I'm concerned about that, but I just 30:41 Speaker 1 you know, I'm like, whatever. It's cool. So are you in the band or your truck? The van, 30:45 Speaker 1 the van. Okay. So we back in, well, this young lady backs in next to us, but she doesn't 30:54 Speaker 1 know how to drive. And she does not understand there's white lines for a reason. Okay. 31:00 Speaker 1 We'll see you were targeted. Dude, this, this is bad. I'm in my van. We're parked in 31:07 Speaker 1 the white lines. Right. I get out. First thing I do is look down. I see I'm two inches 31:12 Speaker 1 inside the white line, I know they're narrow so I'm going, okay, I'm good. Well, Megan, 31:17 Speaker 1 I look over and do it. It's like this lady's car is inches away from Megan. Now, 31:23 Speaker 1 all disclosure, Megan had a rough day at school. Megan was having a, she was not in a very good 31:28 Speaker 1 mood. So I get out. I'm walking around and all of a sudden, Megan's like, F-U-B, you are the one 31:37 Speaker 1 The doesn't know how to park you stupid POS. 31:40 Speaker 1 Dude, she's losing it. 31:43 Speaker 1 She's gonna win Lindsey Clancy on her. 31:45 Speaker 1 Dude, what? 31:46 Speaker 1 You're more and more crazy about killing you, bitch. 31:48 Speaker 1 I didn't know what to do. 31:50 Speaker 1 I was like, what's going on? 31:52 Speaker 1 And I'm looking in people are stopping and watching, 31:54 Speaker 1 and this girl screaming, and she's like, 31:56 Speaker 1 You know, you mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad. 31:58 Speaker 1 You know, she's like, what's the A-T-L? 32:01 Speaker 1 Oh, she was down-town. 32:03 Speaker 1 Cheers from downtown. 32:05 Speaker 1 Do the, 32:06 Speaker 1 Abby's. 32:07 Speaker 1 Anyway, where the play is playing. 32:09 Speaker 1 She was, yeah. 32:10 Speaker 1 So her and Meghan are just screaming at each other 32:12 Speaker 1 and they're yelling at each other and Meghan's like, 32:15 Speaker 1 you need to learn how to park you idiot. 32:16 Speaker 1 You're over the white line. 32:17 Speaker 1 Look at the line. 32:18 Speaker 1 I'm like, what the heck is going on? 32:21 Speaker 1 So the parking lot of tenant comes rushing over 32:23 Speaker 1 to try to break it up because it's going down for real. 32:26 Speaker 1 And I'm like, and I'm looking at the ground. 32:28 Speaker 1 I'm like, whoa, dude, I'm like, just chilling. 32:30 Speaker 1 Meghan's just going, going, going. 32:33 Speaker 1 So we find out what Megan was getting out of her door. 32:39 Speaker 1 And she door checked like hit the girls door. 32:43 Speaker 1 Well, just with I know that was a little aggressive. 32:46 Speaker 1 We let him boat to. 32:47 Speaker 1 I know. 32:49 Speaker 1 And then Megan was trying to get through. 32:51 Speaker 1 But because the mirrors were so close to each other. 32:55 Speaker 1 And this is the funniest part of this thing. 32:57 Speaker 1 And I wish I had this on video. 32:59 Speaker 1 The only way to get through was to go that way with her neck. 33:04 Speaker 1 She had to release her neck. 33:05 Speaker 1 She squats down and she's slipping between the two mirrors with just her neck going through. 33:13 Speaker 1 That's when the girls start screaming at her. 33:15 Speaker 1 Meghan's literally crouched down between the two cars, looking right in the girls window, 33:20 Speaker 1 trying to slide through the mirrors. 33:22 Speaker 1 She's like, you hit my car, you stupid B. 33:25 Speaker 1 And Meghan just loses her mind, dude. 33:27 Speaker 1 That's when it all goes down. 33:28 Speaker 1 So we're walking, we walked to the park, 33:32 Speaker 1 Megan goes to the port of potty thing there 33:34 Speaker 1 cause I guess literally pissed. 33:36 Speaker 1 So she's like, I gotta go back. 33:37 Speaker 1 And this guy's like, dude, that was awesome. 33:39 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I know. 33:40 Speaker 1 Right? 33:41 Speaker 1 I'm like, she's crazy, dude. 33:42 Speaker 1 She's like ready to kill somebody. 33:43 Speaker 1 It's like, good thing we were in a turtle field 33:44 Speaker 1 or an egg girl with a shot of my shirt. 33:47 Speaker 1 For real. 33:48 Speaker 1 That's all I could think of was, dude, 33:49 Speaker 1 I left my wallet in the car. 33:51 Speaker 1 Because I take my ID out, a couple of cards, that's it. 33:55 Speaker 1 And I just told my ID or my wallet under the seat. 33:57 Speaker 1 I don't want to sit on it during the game the seats are already uncomfortable enough. I don't want to see how I'll put it in a fucking front pocket 34:04 Speaker 1 No, it my wallet's huge and Terry. I asked the same thing. I don't know why Megan just fold in her mirror 34:11 Speaker 1 I don't want to ask that question 34:13 Speaker 1 I didn't want to bring it up on the show because that was my first thought why didn't Megan just take the mirror and just 34:18 Speaker 1 Push it. Well, there's no reason when I said she said she opened the door to slander this lady's car 34:22 Speaker 1 I'll reason's out the window at that point. It's just the woman doing woman stuff like oh lord 34:26 Speaker 1 I agree. So we get to the game and you know Megan is different than me like I'm a big like go to my seat 34:33 Speaker 1 Watch the game, you know 34:35 Speaker 1 Megan's big or at least you at least got to get home-based 34:38 Speaker 1 Establish first I always do that too as I hear the seat sit there make sure they exist 34:41 Speaker 1 All right, I'm gonna get somebody some beer and they come back and watch some majority of the game 34:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not a big wanderer either. Yeah, Megan's not that Megan likes to wander 34:48 Speaker 1 She likes to go and check it all out take it all in, you know 34:51 Speaker 1 Look around gets you know, so we went to the chop house 34:54 Speaker 1 We're in the chop house first inning first pitch off Yamamoto 35:02 Speaker 1 London I think or Baldwin 35:04 Speaker 1 Baldwin hits a home run right to the chop house. We're right there. We're 20 feet away 35:08 Speaker 1 Couldn't even see it. Oh my god, but I'm thinking to myself. It's gonna be a great game 35:13 Speaker 1 So I'm sure by the time I get out of the job house and I get to my seats 35:18 Speaker 1 I'll see lots and more runs being scored. I guess how many more runs got scored in that game, Brandon 35:23 Speaker 1 Was that the one zero night one zero and a home run came off the first pitch and I did not see it because I was in the 35:30 Speaker 1 Chop House with Megan so we just sat there and watched a pitching duel but that is the night that sale went a full nine innings 35:36 Speaker 1 and it was really really cool to be a part of and it was cool to watch and then we ended up getting out of there late and 35:42 Speaker 1 We got home late, but man it was it was a good night 35:46 Speaker 1 So I just wanted to say thank you for the tickets and I know Neil. No, no, no, no, no, 35:50 Speaker 1 hookard, Neil. 35:51 Speaker 1 Neil, Neil, Neil, see it though. 35:53 Speaker 1 Hey, he went on Tuesday, took his son. He enjoyed it. So, uh, so thank you, 35:58 Speaker 1 Brandon, that's very, very nice of you to give those tickets away. 36:00 Speaker 1 And I wanted to make sure I let you know on air in front of everybody greatly 36:04 Speaker 1 appreciated my wife almost got arrested. But I still love you. I still appreciate it. 36:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just, uh, you know, I'm real big in a charity. So whatever I can do to give 36:12 Speaker 1 back to the less fortunate with you tell Michael Germany to take the package over to London 36:17 Speaker 1 yet to get that delivered. 36:19 Speaker 1 Uh, no, last I talked to him. He was like, well, you can order it, uh, order samples to 36:23 Speaker 1 my house. Like it's shipping back out. I don't know that'd be cheaper or not. So I'm trying 36:26 Speaker 1 to figure out if it's cheaper for me just to send it there or for it to go to his house 36:29 Speaker 1 and then he sent it back out. I thought the plan was to send it to Michael Germany's house 36:35 Speaker 1 and he's going to hop on a flight go meet Lily over in England and go with it personally. 36:40 Speaker 1 I don't know. Is he still here? I don't know if he wants to do that. That's what Michael Germany said he wanted to do 36:44 Speaker 1 That's what Michael Germany said he wanted to do. That's what Michael Germany said he wanted to do. That's why he's listening to this 36:46 Speaker 1 He texted me and he said hey nobody can know this but I'm willing to go and hand deliver 36:51 Speaker 1 If she'll hand deliver that's what he said it was weird. I'll handle her package. She handles my 37:01 Speaker 1 Man well, no, yeah, but I say braise game stressful three games 37:05 Speaker 1 but glad the Braves got it done and sweeped a billion dollar team back to back 37:10 Speaker 1 roll series champ. That's a good feeling. I know coming up in the September, so 37:13 Speaker 1 hopefully we can keep that fire going. But we also got we're about to come up 37:17 Speaker 1 when our first actual week of football, which is great. Cannot wait. Falcons did 37:21 Speaker 1 great in the preseason. Last two games at least the dominated last two games. I 37:26 Speaker 1 saw your lines beat Indy by a little bit. But and the Falcons kept all four 37:32 Speaker 1 quarterback on the roster, which is absolutely fucking retarded. But I guess that's what it's 37:35 Speaker 1 going to take to figure out what's, you know, we're just going to use one every other player 37:39 Speaker 1 to swap it out. So who's less retarded and less likely to break a fucking leg. 37:44 Speaker 1 They don't have any money left. I mean, they have to just get forward the cheapest quarterback 37:47 Speaker 1 they can find and just keep them on the, keep them on the roster. So I don't think preseason matters. 37:52 Speaker 1 I've always said that. I think preseason's stupid. The NFL. I don't think anybody cares. I don't 37:56 Speaker 1 I don't care if my team goes on for, I really don't. 38:00 Speaker 1 Now I will say, and this is inside, 38:02 Speaker 1 I know we're gonna talk about bets, 38:04 Speaker 1 we're gonna talk about all the stuff 38:05 Speaker 1 that we always talk about when football season starts. 38:07 Speaker 1 So Brandon, I'm gonna get you on this right now. 38:10 Speaker 1 You ready? 38:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm saying it on this episode 38:12 Speaker 1 so that way nobody can say I didn't say it 38:14 Speaker 1 and that I didn't call it. 38:16 Speaker 1 Rushing Leader for the net for this coming season. 38:20 Speaker 1 Guess who I'm putting 100 bucks on? 38:22 Speaker 1 100 bucks to be the rushing leader, 38:24 Speaker 1 and I'll give you three guesses 38:25 Speaker 1 you're not going to say his name. 38:27 Speaker 1 rushing leader. 38:29 Speaker 1 most shards, most shards in the season. 38:33 Speaker 1 Well, I know you're not going with Jamir because you pissed off of him. 38:36 Speaker 1 I go with B John. 38:37 Speaker 1 You just hate him because he's good. 38:39 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:39 Speaker 1 Is he a starter right now? 38:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:42 Speaker 1 And I'm not going with those two because I'm not going to get it. 38:45 Speaker 1 This guy's going to get it. 38:48 Speaker 1 Jacobs. 38:49 Speaker 1 No, maybe one more guess. 38:53 Speaker 1 Let's see. 38:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll give you a hint. 38:56 Speaker 1 He's white. 38:57 Speaker 1 He's white. 38:58 Speaker 1 He's the first rushing leader, I think, in 20 years, 39:01 Speaker 1 that's white. 39:03 Speaker 1 Oh, what's his fate with the Giants? 39:04 Speaker 1 Mm. 39:05 Speaker 1 Yes, Camp Scadaboe. 39:07 Speaker 1 Cam Scadaboe. 39:08 Speaker 1 So right now on Fandoor, if you put $100 on Cam Scadaboe 39:13 Speaker 1 to win the rushing title, this season, 39:15 Speaker 1 that pays out $9,000 for a Starbucks. 39:20 Speaker 1 I just it's it's a great bet. He is a monster 39:24 Speaker 1 He's he's been kicked out of three practices already with the Giants because he's hurting defenders because he would he will not go half-speed and 39:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, hurt last season and he was doing great before he felt her that's what I was about to say 39:35 Speaker 1 I don't see him being in there that long because he runs like a fucking idiot 39:39 Speaker 1 I mean, he just wants to get extra yarmay. Oh, go extra six inches and just get fucking absolutely plowed 39:43 Speaker 1 I think at some point the concussions are gonna catch up with him and he's just gonna be running backwards or something 39:48 Speaker 1 I mean, he's gonna have one year. 39:50 Speaker 1 He's gonna have one year to run like that. 39:51 Speaker 1 This is it. 39:52 Speaker 1 This is the year. 39:53 Speaker 1 He's definitely got passion and, 39:54 Speaker 1 or maybe it's an idiotism. 39:56 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is, 39:57 Speaker 1 but he does not run with any technique. 39:58 Speaker 1 He just fucking barrels forward. 40:00 Speaker 1 And I think, you know, it's fun to watch him run, 40:02 Speaker 1 but I think it's gonna cost him in the long run 40:04 Speaker 1 or cut his career short early just for, 40:07 Speaker 1 just getting blindsided, 40:08 Speaker 1 blown the fuck up and just being like, 40:10 Speaker 1 two of it just, you know, all hands on me. 40:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't care. 40:13 Speaker 1 I don't know. 40:14 Speaker 1 None of that matters to me. 40:15 Speaker 1 All I care about is one season. 40:16 Speaker 1 And if he gives me a Peyton Hill season, 40:19 Speaker 1 he gives me a Peyton Hill season. 40:20 Speaker 1 I need one. 40:21 Speaker 1 This is the one, 100 bucks, 9K. 40:24 Speaker 1 You can't beat those odds, dude. 40:26 Speaker 1 Those are great odds. 40:27 Speaker 1 So anyway, that's my bet of the season. 40:30 Speaker 1 If anybody wants to know that's the only one 40:32 Speaker 1 I'm getting in on at the beginning. 40:34 Speaker 1 And I think I'm gonna be right. 40:35 Speaker 1 And I'm not sleeping on Jackson's already either. 40:38 Speaker 1 He could be the passing leader. 40:39 Speaker 1 I think the Giants are gonna be sleepers. 40:42 Speaker 1 I think the Giants are gonna possibly win 40:43 Speaker 1 the Super Bowl this year. 40:44 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 40:45 Speaker 1 They got a great squad. 40:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I was gonna say, I think after the Rams news, 40:50 Speaker 1 I think they've got probably the best shot. 40:51 Speaker 1 I mean, they were one game away, 40:53 Speaker 1 but you got Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald and D line, 40:56 Speaker 1 and you've got a double team, both of them, 40:58 Speaker 1 which is gonna leave somebody fucking open. 40:59 Speaker 1 That's gonna be really interested to see of them 41:01 Speaker 1 coming off both sides. 41:02 Speaker 1 I think that's gonna be absolutely insane. 41:04 Speaker 1 So I don't know if we've seen a D line like that 41:05 Speaker 1 in a long fucking time. 41:06 Speaker 1 But they're also older. 41:08 Speaker 1 And that is an old old team. 41:10 Speaker 1 I mean, Matthew Stafford, I wanna say he's what? 41:13 Speaker 1 Third old is quarterback and he NFL right now, 41:15 Speaker 1 that's starting out? 41:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think that's what you want me to get in a fellow older players, right? 41:18 Speaker 1 Just more season that understand it. What's going on? 41:21 Speaker 1 Only if there is athletic is Tom Brady. 41:24 Speaker 1 Uh, I'd say Stafford is all your supposed to argue with me that Tom Brady's not athletic. 41:29 Speaker 1 Uh, well, I would say, uh, Stafford's a good enough quarterback to get the job done for sure. 41:34 Speaker 1 I think so. I mean, they're going to, the Rams are going to be good. Uh, I think the giants are going to be great. 41:40 Speaker 1 Um, other than that, I think the teams that are really going to let everyone down are obviously the Arizona Cardinals, Dallas Cowboys. 41:46 Speaker 1 and unfortunately, the Atlanta Falcons. 41:49 Speaker 1 I think they're gonna go two and six or two and 15 or whatever. 41:53 Speaker 1 Now we'll do eight and seven again more and likely. 41:56 Speaker 1 I hope so. 41:57 Speaker 1 I don't see, I mean, 41:58 Speaker 1 the really early problem is the quarterback situation. 42:00 Speaker 1 We've got to figure out, 42:01 Speaker 1 I think it's gonna come down to, 42:02 Speaker 1 if Penn X can get healthy, 42:03 Speaker 1 I mean, it's gonna be him or, 42:06 Speaker 1 I think it'd be Penn X, 42:07 Speaker 1 Cooper Rush to Jack Strand. 42:09 Speaker 1 Just cause I think two were just, 42:10 Speaker 1 but the only good thing too ever did in fucking preseason 42:12 Speaker 1 was though to Cal Pitt. 42:13 Speaker 1 So maybe if Cal Pitt is on the field, 42:15 Speaker 1 that's his one job. 42:15 Speaker 1 That's fine. 42:16 Speaker 1 And I hate it. 42:17 Speaker 1 You got to do this. 42:18 Speaker 1 It works. 42:19 Speaker 1 A lot of quarterbacks, I mean, it's a bit in that way. 42:21 Speaker 1 Now Tara just brought something up in the chat. 42:23 Speaker 1 And this is interesting. 42:24 Speaker 1 Because I know you've seen this about NFL players that have college eligibility left. 42:30 Speaker 1 And now talking about going back to college to get those NIL deals. 42:35 Speaker 1 Because right now, if you have college eligibility left and you go back to college, they 42:40 Speaker 1 were to allow you to go back to college, you could make a lot more money in college than 42:45 Speaker 1 and you would in the NFL. 42:47 Speaker 1 Well, I think they should allow them to do that. 42:49 Speaker 1 Well, the problem is all these players 42:51 Speaker 1 are coming back are the ones that are undrafted 42:53 Speaker 1 and they're too shit to be in the league. 42:54 Speaker 1 So I really don't know what another year's gonna do for you 42:57 Speaker 1 at a back in college. 42:58 Speaker 1 I don't think another year's gonna make you better 43:00 Speaker 1 to go to the league. 43:00 Speaker 1 I think they're just trying to squeeze out as much money 43:02 Speaker 1 as they can. 43:03 Speaker 1 And I don't think it's a good idea. 43:05 Speaker 1 Like be to clear for the draft. 43:06 Speaker 1 And it's like saying, all right, 43:07 Speaker 1 let's say you work at a job and you're like, 43:09 Speaker 1 oh, I'm applying for another job. 43:10 Speaker 1 You go to that job and they fucking fire you. 43:13 Speaker 1 Your own job's not gonna bring you fucking back. 43:14 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we would love to have you back on to give you twice as much money as we know. No, no 43:18 Speaker 1 I'm talking about what if you didn't get fired like I don't know if like JJ McCarthy would be a good a good 43:24 Speaker 1 Idea I just don't know if he has any eligibility left because he plays he played four years of Michigan, right? 43:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, but he's not going back. He's making more than he would make an ani'll do 43:33 Speaker 1 No, he's not no. He's not he got cut. He's out. He left the Vikings 43:37 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's right. So I mean some of these players like that 43:41 Speaker 1 I mean, Stets invented, you know, I mean, he was way better in college. 43:44 Speaker 1 And I'm great. 43:45 Speaker 1 He stayed at the University of Florida for like 12 years. 43:47 Speaker 1 I think he played, I mean, he was in college for four years. 43:49 Speaker 1 He's like a doctor or something. 43:51 Speaker 1 But there's got to be an NFL player out there right now. 43:54 Speaker 1 A quarterback. 43:55 Speaker 1 Maybe Josh Dobbs, maybe one of these guys are backing up a starter that are making crap. 44:01 Speaker 1 They're making 300,000 or 400,000 in the NFL, but they still have eligibility left. 44:07 Speaker 1 Do you think they should be able to like, 44:10 Speaker 1 And I'm going to use Josh Dobbs in an example. 44:11 Speaker 1 I don't know if he has eligibility. 44:12 Speaker 1 I'm just assuming because I know he's a younger player 44:14 Speaker 1 and he is not really making that much in the NFL. 44:17 Speaker 1 If LSU or Alabama offered Josh Dobbs $2 million 44:24 Speaker 1 to come play for them for one season, 44:27 Speaker 1 do you think he should be allowed to do that? 44:29 Speaker 1 No, I do not. 44:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. 44:31 Speaker 1 I think it's terrible for the sport. 44:32 Speaker 1 I mean, you already got the NIL. 44:33 Speaker 1 You already got a transfer portal out of fucking control. 44:37 Speaker 1 And now you want to bring players 44:38 Speaker 1 from the NFL back in the college football. 44:40 Speaker 1 It just doesn't make any sense like you left or gone. 44:41 Speaker 1 I mean, before you know, we're gonna have seniors 44:44 Speaker 1 in high school coming back for a fifth year. 44:45 Speaker 1 It's like I'm making a sense of like, 44:46 Speaker 1 I'm gonna four go to college, 44:49 Speaker 1 because high school players can earn an IL also. 44:51 Speaker 1 So why would you not, if you're a fucking buford high 44:53 Speaker 1 to $60 million stadium? 44:55 Speaker 1 I would you not be like, 44:56 Speaker 1 I'm gonna four go college for a year 44:57 Speaker 1 and I'm just gonna be, you know, 44:58 Speaker 1 I feel like I need five years of eligibility. 45:01 Speaker 1 Or they could tank, 45:02 Speaker 1 or you can have high school players 45:03 Speaker 1 start tanking their grades 45:04 Speaker 1 so they get held back for a year 45:05 Speaker 1 and then they got five years of eligibility there. 45:07 Speaker 1 I think it's a slippery slope that's gonna cause a lot of fucking problems and you're not getting any good players back 45:13 Speaker 1 If they're not making it in a fell you don't need him in college 45:16 Speaker 1 No, we just I just gave you an example 45:18 Speaker 1 JJ McCarthy won a national championship he won undefeated but he sucked in the NFL 45:22 Speaker 1 I think his pass rating was like 37 he was terrible 45:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, so why do we want you back in the college if we know you're not gonna build a doing anything afterwards 45:30 Speaker 1 Like the college is supposed to build you up to be a better person, better player 45:33 Speaker 1 And if you're not good at that use your fucking degree is 45:36 Speaker 1 You're telling me, you're telling me that you think a college division one program. 45:40 Speaker 1 Let's go SEC big 10, any of them. 45:42 Speaker 1 If you said to them, we're going to give you a quarterback that will win you a national 45:47 Speaker 1 championship. 45:48 Speaker 1 He's going to suck in the NFL. 45:50 Speaker 1 He's only going to give you one good year, but you're going to win a national championship 45:53 Speaker 1 for two million. 45:55 Speaker 1 Every team would jump at that to have a veteran player that's going to win them a championship. 45:59 Speaker 1 You know who, you know who'd be the perfect example right now? 46:02 Speaker 1 Should you're Sanders? 46:03 Speaker 1 How much money do you think he would make 46:05 Speaker 1 if he went back to Colorado? 46:07 Speaker 1 Well, I don't wanna say, 46:08 Speaker 1 Colorado is dead, coaches there. 46:09 Speaker 1 But if he went to Florida State, 46:11 Speaker 1 or if he went to Alabama, 46:12 Speaker 1 how much money do you think they would pay him to come back? 46:15 Speaker 1 Ah, maybe like a million. 46:17 Speaker 1 Okay, how much is he making this season 46:20 Speaker 1 with the Cleveland Browns? 46:21 Speaker 1 Cause I guarantee you this season 46:23 Speaker 1 he's making less than a million dollars. 46:27 Speaker 1 Total valuation 4.6. 46:28 Speaker 1 So yeah, you think it's over a million. 46:30 Speaker 1 No, no, no, not for this season. 46:31 Speaker 1 That's just hard time. 46:33 Speaker 1 Average annual salary 1.16 million. Yeah. 46:36 Speaker 1 That's the same thing. That sucks. 46:37 Speaker 1 Oh, so close. 46:38 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know as a player 46:40 Speaker 1 why you'd want to go back college. 46:41 Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, maybe the money, 46:42 Speaker 1 but you're just going to take your legacy. 46:44 Speaker 1 I was going to be like, oh, that was the guy that went back. 46:45 Speaker 1 Because they're going to change this within the season 46:48 Speaker 1 or within the next year or so. 46:50 Speaker 1 I mean, it's going to have to get redefined. 46:51 Speaker 1 That's all the Georgia outlawed it. 46:53 Speaker 1 And then a judge said they couldn't, 46:54 Speaker 1 which I think is fucking retarded. 46:55 Speaker 1 I don't know why you can't ban players from coming 46:58 Speaker 1 because of their age and their leaving. 47:00 Speaker 1 because I know what is it? 47:03 Speaker 1 PGA, they gotta understood. 47:05 Speaker 1 Once you declare from amateur to pro, 47:07 Speaker 1 you cannot go back to college 47:08 Speaker 1 and play college ball again, 47:10 Speaker 1 cause you're saying I am good enough 47:11 Speaker 1 to move on from this league and go to the next. 47:14 Speaker 1 So I don't think you should go to back track. 47:15 Speaker 1 Just to make a baseball does it all the time. 47:17 Speaker 1 Well, not college, but even they got D1, D, 47:19 Speaker 1 or AAA, all that. 47:21 Speaker 1 Now, what about that? 47:22 Speaker 1 What about WNBA? 47:22 Speaker 1 What about WNBA? 47:24 Speaker 1 Is it more far-fetched? 47:26 Speaker 1 I'm saying, is it more far-fetched to me, 47:29 Speaker 1 for me to say that an NFL player is going back to college because he can't cut it in 47:35 Speaker 1 the NFL, but he still got eligibility left. Or that a man should be able to declare 47:40 Speaker 1 for the NBA, the WNBA draft and play in the WNBA, which one's crazier do you want 47:46 Speaker 1 to pay for? 47:47 Speaker 1 I can't believe you're gonna play on college football, which is sacred and holy to 47:50 Speaker 1 so many versus women's basketball. Women's sports general basketball. Are you fucking kidding 47:55 Speaker 1 me? I don't give a fuck what the WNBA is a joke of a league. They've not been relevant 47:59 Speaker 1 for the past two years to them. One white, the came in and took it over. Caitlyn Clark. 48:03 Speaker 1 I mean, if there was no Caitlyn Clark, we would not be talking about WNBA at all. 48:06 Speaker 1 We still don't even know we should place and we still need to do what we should place for. 48:10 Speaker 1 Indiana. Yeah. We don't know the name of the team though. Beaver. That's all I know. 48:14 Speaker 1 Oh my God. How did you know that? That's the only fucking team I know in WNBA because of her. 48:19 Speaker 1 Because she's a chick that went to Iowa and beat every fucking record there. And now she's 48:22 Speaker 1 in WNBA, beat never record there. If she were to die tomorrow, people forget all the letters. 48:27 Speaker 1 They don't even know it WNBA stands for it. 48:29 Speaker 1 What is that? 48:30 Speaker 1 Uh, uh, uh, white national, no, it's not white. 48:34 Speaker 1 What the hell is it? 48:35 Speaker 1 No, what's going to be, what's going to be funny 48:36 Speaker 1 is if they allow these dudes to actually get in the WNBA 48:39 Speaker 1 because they, I don't know how they backtrack it now. 48:41 Speaker 1 I don't know how they stop it. 48:42 Speaker 1 Because they already said, if you identify as a woman, 48:45 Speaker 1 you can be drafted. 48:47 Speaker 1 So you're going to have all these retired NBA players 48:48 Speaker 1 going and playing WNBA, right? 48:51 Speaker 1 Once that happens, how many points does Caitlin Clark 48:55 Speaker 1 average a game? 48:57 Speaker 1 If you had two NBA players playing against her, how many points does she score? 49:04 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm gonna go with, uh, seven, because I think that's physically impossible to score seven 49:09 Speaker 1 point. Oh, I guess you're gonna free through seven. I'll offer all off free throws. She's 49:13 Speaker 1 gonna keep getting fouled by their dicks. Gonna hit her in the face. Okay. 49:19 Speaker 1 She's gonna go up for a jump in a big old fucking, you know, like, dicks go waver in the 49:23 Speaker 1 Okay, okay. Okay. 49:25 Speaker 1 Angela, why? I mean, Angela Reese, whatever the hell her name was. 49:29 Speaker 1 I think that she would score three points. 49:34 Speaker 1 I think at some point during the game, she'd pull up that half-court thing that she does. 49:39 Speaker 1 She just got a lot of half-court. 49:41 Speaker 1 I mean, what did she get it? I mean, what are you going to do, dude? 49:43 Speaker 1 I mean, it's like, and I'm not trying to belittle the WNBA players, 49:46 Speaker 1 but NBA players are the best basketball players in the world. 49:50 Speaker 1 world and to put them against WNBA, which I'm not trying to say that like I'm 47 years old. 49:57 Speaker 1 If they put me on the court with those chicks, I'm dropping 30. I'm saying that's the end of 50:02 Speaker 1 our head. Like 30 point. I'm dropping 30. I'm breaking ankles dude at 47. The only thing that's 50:09 Speaker 1 going to take me out of the game is a hamstring or ankle like breaking my own ankle because I just 50:14 Speaker 1 I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm lighted it up, right? So I mean a WMB are an MBA player 50:19 Speaker 1 It's just it's it's so ridiculous to think that these guys could even go out there and compete with these girls 50:25 Speaker 1 Because it's just it makes no sense, but it's also the same thing with like, you know a little bit bit of hell 50:30 Speaker 1 I mean if Aaron Donald had another year of eligibility 50:34 Speaker 1 You think you should be able to come back to college and just fucking murder children on the list. Yes. Yes 50:38 Speaker 1 I think so you're ruining the sport and you root WNBA are you one? 50:42 Speaker 1 It's not really a sport but college football is the best sport 50:45 Speaker 1 And in an L his ruined your sport N. I L his ruined college football 50:49 Speaker 1 It's not about why should not make it worse. Why do we just keep getting out of fucking control? 50:54 Speaker 1 Got damn contained the situation. It's the only way to stop it 50:56 Speaker 1 The only way to stop it is just to open the floodgates and make it so ridiculous when you have 51:02 Speaker 1 Tom Brady right Tom Brady who I I think still has a year 51:06 Speaker 1 eligibility left. Tom Brady is like, I'd like to declare I'm going to the university of Georgia 51:14 Speaker 1 Tech, you know, and everyone's like, what? And then he goes out there and just reps people 51:19 Speaker 1 apart at Georgia Tech. Oh, please look it up. Does Tom Brady still have a year of eligibility? 51:24 Speaker 1 Because that would that would stop the NIL. If because how much would how much would 51:29 Speaker 1 UGA pay Tom Brady to come play one season as their quarterback did probably pay him $5 million. 51:35 Speaker 1 So I'm looking at the new rules of change. 51:37 Speaker 1 So five year period starts when you first enroll full time 51:40 Speaker 1 in college or at the start of the academic year 51:43 Speaker 1 after your 19th birthday. 51:44 Speaker 1 So you've got to be if you're over 24 to begin with, 51:46 Speaker 1 you cannot go back to NCAA. 51:48 Speaker 1 The change this earlier June, 2026, 51:50 Speaker 1 you can now compete all five years of your window 51:52 Speaker 1 effectively replacing old four seasons and five years 51:55 Speaker 1 and eliminating traditional register. 51:57 Speaker 1 So you've got, you can't be older than 24 playing in NCAA sports. 52:01 Speaker 1 That's not true because they got BYU players that are 28. 52:04 Speaker 1 Oh, well, it's not, I mean, I'm looking at the college football players in NCAA Division 52:09 Speaker 1 one have five years of eligibility to play up to five seasons. 52:12 Speaker 1 And the five year clock starts after your 19th birthday. 52:16 Speaker 1 So there's the clock, so the five year clock is what we're worried about. 52:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. 52:21 Speaker 1 So those guys might have gotten in before this ruling before June, 2026. 52:24 Speaker 1 But anyone going forward, it starts at 19. 52:27 Speaker 1 So either or if you start college at, I don't know, 18, then your clock starts then 52:33 Speaker 1 at five years. Because that was a big problem too. So I don't know how they're allowing these, 52:37 Speaker 1 I guess these NFL players are not not hit their 25th birthday yet. That's why they're still able to 52:42 Speaker 1 come back or what they're thinking. I don't think they should stop them. JJ McCarthy's not 25. 52:47 Speaker 1 Let him go back. Let him have one more year. Good football because he sucks. I mean, let that dude 52:52 Speaker 1 live out his dream. You know, one more year at Michigan. We need it. 52:57 Speaker 1 How, how he can't be over, he can't be over 25 is his second season. 53:01 Speaker 1 I'm going to say he's 23. 53:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's 23. 53:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, but yeah, no, I just think it's bad idea. 53:07 Speaker 1 I mean, it just it's like it's like going to, uh, I don't know. 53:11 Speaker 1 It's like going to like Michael Phelps coming back and swimming for his college. 53:14 Speaker 1 Like it's just that makes sense. 53:16 Speaker 1 That a good idea. 53:17 Speaker 1 You know, I think I think you're I think you're over thing. 53:19 Speaker 1 I think you're thinking like things used to be the world has changed, man. 53:23 Speaker 1 Like we was terrible and it's terrible. 53:25 Speaker 1 We got it's not common. 53:26 Speaker 1 There's no common sense anymore. 53:27 Speaker 1 I know that's why I'm trying to fight against. 53:29 Speaker 1 I'm not just gonna mindlessly just agree with the fucking retours that are trying to run this shit. 53:33 Speaker 1 Just don't make any sense. I don't know what the gay shit. I don't know what the Jew shit. 53:35 Speaker 1 I don't do another crazy shit. All right. I'm not adapting to what's going on here. 53:39 Speaker 1 We got this not right. 53:40 Speaker 1 I want to talk about something real quick. I know we're running against time right now, but I want to talk about something that's been driving me crazy. 53:44 Speaker 1 I want to get your take on this because I think you're going to have a very, very good take. 53:49 Speaker 1 What do you think about the jelly roll scandal? The jelly roll. I don't know if you've seen it. He, he co, he hosted Jimmy Kimmel for four nights. 53:58 Speaker 1 because Jimmy Kimmel was out and he was asked to be the guest host now jelly rolls lost according to him two hundred and some pounds and 54:06 Speaker 1 He got his new teeth put in 54:09 Speaker 1 He's doing the fake Tanner. He's divorced 54:12 Speaker 1 He's lost two fifty and what a year that guy's gonna he's got he's got a crazy 54:17 Speaker 1 Oh, I think he's probably gonna have a heart attack or something. Yes. Yes now 54:20 Speaker 1 We'll get into that in a minute 54:21 Speaker 1 But what do you think about his hosting on the show? What is what was your major? What was your main takeaway? Oh? 54:26 Speaker 1 I don't watch Jimmy Kimmel. 54:30 Speaker 1 You didn't see any of this? 54:31 Speaker 1 No, what? 54:32 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 54:33 Speaker 1 So he comes out and the first thing he starts doing 54:37 Speaker 1 is trying to be funny. 54:38 Speaker 1 And he's telling jokes and he's like, 54:40 Speaker 1 and in the last year I've lost 250 pounds 54:44 Speaker 1 or as some people would say, one Donald Trump. 54:48 Speaker 1 And then he goes, as anybody noticed how fat 54:51 Speaker 1 and disgusting our president is. 54:53 Speaker 1 And the half is monologue. 54:56 Speaker 1 They do, it's just fucking a size of a polder fucking last year. 55:01 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 55:02 Speaker 1 He spends half his monologue attacking and fat shaming people. 55:08 Speaker 1 It was the craziest you've ever seen. 55:10 Speaker 1 It was like something I'm telling you, man. 55:13 Speaker 1 It was like when the fat, ugly girl in school 55:17 Speaker 1 gets grows up and gets beautiful. 55:20 Speaker 1 And she starts being mean to everybody, being a bully. 55:23 Speaker 1 Well, that's what happened with Lizzo, Kelly Clarkson, 55:26 Speaker 1 and what's the Megan trainer? 55:29 Speaker 1 Remember, they're always like, 55:29 Speaker 1 before was the event came out for the new, 55:31 Speaker 1 they could lose drugs without doing any work. 55:34 Speaker 1 They're like, oh no, I love, I'm fat, I'm beautiful, 55:36 Speaker 1 I love my body and everyone else should be around it. 55:38 Speaker 1 Well, all these bitches are losing weights, 55:40 Speaker 1 and the funniest thing is you see them go do these interviews, 55:43 Speaker 1 and they're like, well, you were like a spokesperson 55:45 Speaker 1 for fat people and they're just like, 55:47 Speaker 1 yeah, but I kind of feel like I need to change my body, 55:49 Speaker 1 but you're just fucking lying, you're just telling people 55:51 Speaker 1 that love their self for being fat when uh... you just don't want to change 55:54 Speaker 1 anything now 55:55 Speaker 1 you got people just jam yourself those impic and it's like oh no don't be fat 55:59 Speaker 1 you know just take the drugs like i do 56:00 Speaker 1 well that was what's great is that he tries to tell everybody in his in his 56:04 Speaker 1 monologues and his his stand-up 56:06 Speaker 1 that he lost his weight 56:08 Speaker 1 through diet exercise 56:10 Speaker 1 only diet next to play the whole shit 56:12 Speaker 1 this is okay this thing possible 56:14 Speaker 1 but nobody 56:16 Speaker 1 dude 56:17 Speaker 1 the dude that that sits there and preaches from the stage that he is 56:21 Speaker 1 a born-again Christian and he is this and that. 56:23 Speaker 1 And then you're going to sit here and lie to millions of people and say, I lost 250 pounds 56:29 Speaker 1 in a year through diet and exercise. 56:30 Speaker 1 Dude, shut up. 56:31 Speaker 1 Oh, believe it. 56:32 Speaker 1 You were pumping yourself through full of GLP ones and those them big before anybody and 56:37 Speaker 1 you get the good stuff. 56:38 Speaker 1 So maybe you got something you have to inject into your belly, but you took something. 56:42 Speaker 1 But either way, at the end of the day, my thing is this. 56:45 Speaker 1 clown and I'm saying if I asked you jelly roll is he right wing or left wing? Where would 56:54 Speaker 1 you put his the majority of his audience? 56:57 Speaker 1 I don't know where he is. I guess more left wing, but his his audience is definitely 57:02 Speaker 1 whole right wing. I mean, I would say at least 97% is right wing country folks that like 57:06 Speaker 1 that old southern rock or country. So it's it's just like read the fucking room dude. 57:11 Speaker 1 It's like what same thing with Bud Light when the Bud Light, there's like, you know, 57:14 Speaker 1 We really need to appeal to transgender people. 57:16 Speaker 1 The whole frat party thing is just kind of gone out the way. 57:19 Speaker 1 Like bitch, how many people do you know that are trans? 57:22 Speaker 1 Second off, how many people do you know 57:23 Speaker 1 that are buying fucking Bud Light? 57:25 Speaker 1 You go to a fraternity before 2020 57:27 Speaker 1 where they did the shit and things slap full of Bud Light. 57:29 Speaker 1 Are they buying like 500 cases a weekend? 57:33 Speaker 1 Every fraternity is doing that. 57:34 Speaker 1 And you just don't know your fucking audience. 57:36 Speaker 1 Does it make any sense to me? 57:37 Speaker 1 But how's it possible for these people 57:39 Speaker 1 to get to this position and their career? 57:41 Speaker 1 And watching it happen, it's like a train wreck, right? 57:43 Speaker 1 Like the whole time he's saying, I'm watching the whole thing. 57:46 Speaker 1 I watched all of it. 57:47 Speaker 1 I'm guilty as charged, man. 57:48 Speaker 1 I just watched all, because it was so painful to watch. 57:51 Speaker 1 Are you a fan of his music? 57:52 Speaker 1 Begin with? 57:53 Speaker 1 No. 57:54 Speaker 1 I'm not even- 57:55 Speaker 1 I think he's terrible. 57:56 Speaker 1 I think his whole shtick is terrible. 57:57 Speaker 1 The only thing that I liked about Jelly Roll, 58:00 Speaker 1 and it was the same thing that I talked about 58:02 Speaker 1 with the member of Felicity. 58:05 Speaker 1 I like a good message. 58:06 Speaker 1 I like going to band comes out, 58:08 Speaker 1 and artists comes out, and they're not talking about politics. 58:11 Speaker 1 They're not talking about division. 58:12 Speaker 1 They're not talking about divisiveness. 58:13 Speaker 1 They're saying, hey, maybe you should love one another. 58:16 Speaker 1 Maybe you guys should all get along. 58:18 Speaker 1 Maybe you should just stop with all the attacks 58:20 Speaker 1 or this and that. 58:21 Speaker 1 Jelly Roll used to do that. 58:23 Speaker 1 He used to get up in front of people 58:24 Speaker 1 when he was up 500 pounds and say things like, 58:27 Speaker 1 you know, I just want to thank God. 58:29 Speaker 1 And I just want to let all you know, I love you. 58:31 Speaker 1 And I was a druggie and I was in jail 58:33 Speaker 1 and I was an idiot, but I got my life together 58:35 Speaker 1 and I love all y'all. 58:36 Speaker 1 I love y'all. 58:37 Speaker 1 I love y'all. 58:38 Speaker 1 That was his whole thing. 58:39 Speaker 1 So it's like, okay, I can't hate the guy 58:41 Speaker 1 because he's got a good message. 58:42 Speaker 1 Then you watch him now when he's lost 200-something pounds. 58:47 Speaker 1 He's evil. 58:49 Speaker 1 He is a bad human being. 58:50 Speaker 1 And I'm going, I'm glad I didn't like his music 58:53 Speaker 1 because it makes it a little bit easier for me to cut him loose. 58:56 Speaker 1 But it's just like, dude, why do people do this? 58:57 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know if the left, 58:59 Speaker 1 you get out to California 59:00 Speaker 1 and the left starts making all these promises. 59:02 Speaker 1 If you and I ever got to the level where this show 59:05 Speaker 1 was anything like that, 59:07 Speaker 1 where you had a million people that listen to it. 59:10 Speaker 1 And they bring us out to Los Angeles, 59:11 Speaker 1 our brand and we need you to bad mount the president. Talk. We need you to talk about 59:16 Speaker 1 how much you love why I probably would if they told me to say I love gay people because 59:19 Speaker 1 I don't hate them. 59:20 Speaker 1 I mean like I'd best I didn't do is I ain't criticized the tears man. Take it and leave 59:24 Speaker 1 it. 59:25 Speaker 1 And then you get us canceled immediately. But but I think I just can't imagine doing that. 59:30 Speaker 1 I don't understand the thought process because I don't even love the president. I don't 59:34 Speaker 1 even care. I'm not a Donald Trump fan. But when you watch him say these things, I seriously 59:41 Speaker 1 started like feeling like, dude, who's this clown that is attacking the president? I don't 59:46 Speaker 1 worry. I love him. I hate him. Don't do that. Well, it's funny how, you know, like when, 59:51 Speaker 1 you know, Biden was in term, like the, the, the jokes made and everything, but it never really 59:54 Speaker 1 got under the opposing party skin as much. I don't think, but with Trump, man, that motherfucker 59:59 Speaker 1 just knows how to get under the left skins or anyone that, you know, doesn't agree with him. He 1:00:03 Speaker 1 knows how to piss him off and say anything like the whole like Ontario thing, it changed 1:00:07 Speaker 1 in the Lake America. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 Like, there's so many, so many people on the left 1:00:11 Speaker 1 are pissed off and so many Canadians are pissed off. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 Like, everyone else is like, 1:00:15 Speaker 1 I mean, it's a fucking lake dude. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Have you ever been there who gives a fuck 1:00:17 Speaker 1 if the body of water is cold? 1:00:19 Speaker 1 No one gives a fuck about that lake. 1:00:20 Speaker 1 I would never go see that lake in my entire life 1:00:23 Speaker 1 more than like, they don't give a fuck, all right? 1:00:25 Speaker 1 I don't know why you can't, 1:00:26 Speaker 1 like someone in California, 1:00:27 Speaker 1 why the fuck do you give a damn about a lake that's 1,000 miles 1:00:30 Speaker 1 away from you and you've never even left your city? 1:00:33 Speaker 1 It doesn't make any sense. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 Why do you give a fuck? 1:00:34 Speaker 1 If you say, see, we had a democratic governor, right? 1:00:39 Speaker 1 And say, keep your land's bottoms, 1:00:41 Speaker 1 get selected governor of Georgia. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 And first thing on her agenda, 1:00:46 Speaker 1 your actual, what is your actual resonance? 1:00:48 Speaker 1 Is it noon in or is it something else? 1:00:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, noon in. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 If she announced that effective the day she becomes governor, 1:00:56 Speaker 1 the city of noon in is gonna be changed 1:00:59 Speaker 1 to Martin Luther Kingtown, right? 1:01:03 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 But no, we stopped Jesus Christ. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Let me think of something better. 1:01:08 Speaker 1 Uh, Ebonyville. Okay. Ebonyville. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 Let's just put a poor going on there. The flat porn. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 Two cheese. Um, they're going to change it to dreadlock bill. Okay. Something like that. 1:01:21 Speaker 1 You know, just something weird, right? Something that doesn't make sense. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 How mad would you be and how long would it affect you? 1:01:28 Speaker 1 I mean, I've been wanting to move anyway and it would just bring in a bad crowd, 1:01:32 Speaker 1 You know, to begin with like, we got M.O.K. drive already. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 It's fucking rough. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 You know, any M.O.K. drive is terrible. 1:01:37 Speaker 1 You never want to be on it or be like, 1:01:39 Speaker 1 you lock your doors every time you go on one. 1:01:41 Speaker 1 No, but no, where you are in the country. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 It's universally understood that M.O.K. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 Anything is bad. 1:01:47 Speaker 1 Bad. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 And I tell you that when you started answering that question, 1:01:51 Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say, one of the funniest things 1:01:53 Speaker 1 I've ever heard in my life and you didn't. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say, 1:01:57 Speaker 1 when I said, they've changed the name of your town. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 And you're like, I'm not going to want to move anyway. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 So if they changed the name of my town, I wouldn't really have to move because it would feel like I did because I'd be right in a different town. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 Move to a new town, man. Yeah, we're fucking dreadhead, Bill. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 Man, you got 1:02:12 Speaker 1 Brandon's like, Hey, everybody. I moved. So if you need me, here's my new address. You know, Brandon's the same address. Just different town. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 They changed it. So I moved. Yeah, it's crazy. Now, now you got to drive through a bunch of crack dealer stops. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 Man, they fuck up the road. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 I don't think, okay. What if they named it to Alan Jackson town? 1:02:29 Speaker 1 we're all got Alan Jackson highway so it's pretty much same thing. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 No it's not. Not even. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 Alan Jackson highway we got 85 and it goes through there they call it Alan Jackson highway. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 Alanville they named your town Alanville. 1:02:41 Speaker 1 Alanville I mean I'm going to have a worse close to Fayetteville. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Yeah see see so I think that that's it doesn't bring in a bad crowd that's just the same country people we got here. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 We bring in Dreadheadville or what I don't think changing the name of a town is going to bring in a different clientele. 1:02:54 Speaker 1 I guarantee if you if you change that motherfucker to Pradaville, we have a bunch of hood motherfuckers if two days 1:03:02 Speaker 1 Gucci land. Yeah, we changed that shit to Gucci land dude. It'd be a little Atlanta an arpeid 1:03:08 Speaker 1 What a hell what a hell you guys would finally get Marta down there. 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