Disabled Trans Midgets Are People Too EP-378 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-28


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My name is Brandon Thrasher, it's the day that I show over this Chuck Charles 1:12 Speaker 1 Iron Fist with his little squirrel tree cutting down logo. How you doing? 1:17 Speaker 1 Thank you for pointing out my logo. I'm surprised Bucky's hasn't sued me over it yet when they 1:23 Speaker 1 see my truck and they're like we owe everything with animals. 1:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, have you seen that though? They love to. Like even if there's anything closely related 1:29 Speaker 1 to a beaver, they're fucking suing the company, which I mean I guess I see where they're 1:33 Speaker 1 coming from because you don't want your name associated with like the with 1:35 Speaker 1 like a shitty gas station when you're like the greatest gas station ever and 1:38 Speaker 1 then people always bitch like you don't look truck drivers there but and then 1:40 Speaker 1 a fucking truck stop we don't want what lot lizards there and a bunch of trucks 1:43 Speaker 1 pulling through the parking lot like go down to the BP or the pilot you mother 1:46 Speaker 1 fucker I can't believe you're siding with buggies on this I've actually stopped 1:51 Speaker 1 going to buggies and I've prohibited any of my friends from going to buggies 1:55 Speaker 1 because I hate them so much because what they're doing they're just throwing 1:58 Speaker 1 out frivolous lawsuits trying to stop people from having anything to do with 2:02 Speaker 1 animals and as you can see from my shirt, did I make this intentionally to copy the buckies logo? 2:08 Speaker 1 Yes, does it matter? No, I'm not making a hundred million dollars like buckies. So just get over it, 2:14 Speaker 1 dude. Wordplay on this stuff has happened forever. I mean, give me a couple examples. I know you know 2:20 Speaker 1 a few. What of what? You know, like companies that decided they were going to try to, you know, 2:27 Speaker 1 not trick people, but they were going to like, you know, change their name to be close to a major 2:31 Speaker 1 your brand that way people would trust them automatically? 2:34 Speaker 1 The only real one I can think of is Pepsi lost that Sierra missed lawsuit and now they change 2:39 Speaker 1 Sierra missed a story because they tried to sue that chick because her name was like Sierra 2:43 Speaker 1 missed also but it's spelled a little different and yeah they lost so that's why we got started 2:48 Speaker 1 no one fucking buys it because no one knows what the fuck it is. 2:50 Speaker 1 What about Huddlehouse? 2:53 Speaker 1 I think that's different. 2:54 Speaker 1 I think you're allowed to huddle in a place you're not really going after a waffle. 2:57 Speaker 1 you know, if you said like, you said like pancake house, 3:00 Speaker 1 so you could probably get in trouble. 3:02 Speaker 1 Have you ever been to a huddle house? 3:04 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, we used to go there every Christmas Eve 3:06 Speaker 1 before they tore it down. 3:08 Speaker 1 Why would you, why would you go to a huddle house 3:10 Speaker 1 on Christmas Eve? 3:11 Speaker 1 Could you go to church the late night service 3:12 Speaker 1 and you get out, that's like the only thing open. 3:14 Speaker 1 So we go over to the huddle house 3:15 Speaker 1 and we all huddle at a booth and, you know, 3:17 Speaker 1 eat our house full of food. 3:20 Speaker 1 I think they have probably the best coffee in America. 3:23 Speaker 1 Like if you've ever been to a huddle house, 3:24 Speaker 1 you've had their coffee, 3:25 Speaker 1 It's way better than Waffle House. 3:28 Speaker 1 I'm not a big fast food restaurant coffee guy. 3:30 Speaker 1 I hate Starbucks, but man, Huddle House. 3:32 Speaker 1 I used to when I lived in Brunswick, 3:35 Speaker 1 I would go to Huddle House and I'd buy their coffee from them 3:38 Speaker 1 and they didn't know how to sell it to me in grounds. 3:40 Speaker 1 So they'd just give me a zip lock bag once a week 3:42 Speaker 1 and I'd give them five bucks. 3:43 Speaker 1 Pretty sure that person just pocketed the money, 3:45 Speaker 1 but they're really known for that. 3:47 Speaker 1 I know there's other examples though, 3:48 Speaker 1 because that's the problem with buckies, 3:50 Speaker 1 is they think, what's the one in Georgia that got sued? 3:52 Speaker 1 It was, uh, oh, come on, dude. 3:55 Speaker 1 You're killing me. 3:56 Speaker 1 It had the big squirrel on the front of the beaver, beaver gas or something like that. 4:01 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 4:01 Speaker 1 That's a little close. 4:02 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:03 Speaker 1 Who cares, dude? 4:04 Speaker 1 If you own a company that big, why would you? 4:06 Speaker 1 We've been, we've been looking to get sued for a long time by a major company. 4:10 Speaker 1 But guess what? 4:11 Speaker 1 None of them do because we're not big enough. 4:14 Speaker 1 I mean, we just got to start like advertising like a beaver back there. 4:16 Speaker 1 Like we are a beaver segment. 4:18 Speaker 1 Actually, you know what we could, we could start a bucky segment. 4:22 Speaker 1 But we'll call it like that, you know, bucky the squirrel that crazy guy, you know what I mean? 4:27 Speaker 1 Nuts. 4:28 Speaker 1 What is a squirrel? 4:29 Speaker 1 It's got to be a squirrel. 4:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll call Buck nuts and we'll just examine different animals testicles every day. 4:34 Speaker 1 Put them on a list and just put a picture up of like close up of the testicles and then 4:38 Speaker 1 you have to try to guess what animal those testicles are from. 4:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be fun. 4:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:43 Speaker 1 Who's balls are those? 4:44 Speaker 1 But we'll name it something with buckies that way we can get sued. 4:48 Speaker 1 I've never been like a crazy buckies person where I'm like, oh my god. There's a bookie. We got to stop like 4:53 Speaker 1 I don't really give a fuck they got you know 4:54 Speaker 1 They're I don't I'm not a huge barbecue fan. That's like what they're known for 4:58 Speaker 1 Because they just don't do it right. It just tastes odd my dad every time he's going somewhere. He stops. He'll get who give me some beef jerky 5:04 Speaker 1 I do appreciate that but uh, no 5:06 Speaker 1 I'm cool with them going after you know the shitty gas stations because I think they need to step it up a little bit like 5:11 Speaker 1 The problem is you know your gas station is so fucking shitty 5:14 Speaker 1 So you just rebrand it to make it familiar like oh look we got a nice cartoon animal who else as an animal? 5:20 Speaker 1 Bucky this this gas station's got to be trustworthy. So I think they're using their 5:24 Speaker 1 NIL 5:25 Speaker 1 To gain more customers who cares? Oh, I do 5:29 Speaker 1 I mean imagine if you started like a major corporation and you got people that like the little guy trying to try to 5:34 Speaker 1 Step on your fucking toes, but no, I'm gonna fuck you up stop it 5:37 Speaker 1 I've been I've been doing enough buckies and you know, I'll be honest 5:40 Speaker 1 You know when when they first started popping up all over the south 5:42 Speaker 1 that was very much like, hey, we got to go. The kids always wanted to go. It was like an experience 5:48 Speaker 1 because when you go to a bucket into a buckies, it is very much an experience. But what I found, 5:53 Speaker 1 if you've been on the road lately or you've been to a buckies lately, the bathroom weight is 5:58 Speaker 1 ridiculous. If you care about the safety and security of your children, forget about it because 6:04 Speaker 1 as soon as you walk in, you're going to get separated and you're going to have to find them 6:07 Speaker 1 or you're going to have to put out like some type of pre-planned, hey, this is our meeting point 6:11 Speaker 1 and hopefully nobody kidnaps you before you get back. The prices suck. The food sucks. 6:18 Speaker 1 And the stuff they sell in there is only things that like, I don't know, I envision millionaire 6:23 Speaker 1 hunters for big game go in there hunting. Have you seen like their hunting equipment? 6:28 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 6:29 Speaker 1 No, I'm waiting on to start selling guns. That'd be cool. That'd be nice going that 6:33 Speaker 1 the gas station get you some beef jerky in a gun and walk out and go down to Florida for 6:36 Speaker 1 the beat strip and just start pulling it out and showing people. 6:40 Speaker 1 speaking of that I got to call today. So I don't know if anybody that listens to this 6:45 Speaker 1 show ever heard about that other podcast that has four episodes that blue collar one. So 6:51 Speaker 1 those two clowns these two hosts right I'm going to call them hosts I'm giving them the 6:54 Speaker 1 credit Josh and Mark. I guess they went on a boy trip to Panama City Beach just the two 7:02 Speaker 1 of them. 7:03 Speaker 1 No apparently I asked Germany about that outside to think of the beach together is like it 7:06 Speaker 1 was Josh's birthday and he invited crazy Mark and his hooker girlfriend to go with them 7:10 Speaker 1 Okay, so they went to the beach together. 7:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then I guess it's Josh, Mary, I don't know. 7:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. 7:17 Speaker 1 Well, we met a woman that was with him that had many, many children. 7:20 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no, yeah, I'm tripping. 7:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know you're talking about it. 7:23 Speaker 1 I think it was like a double date going down there. 7:25 Speaker 1 Okay, so I get a phone call today because I guess I talked about this on the show last 7:28 Speaker 1 week where we are going to Panama City Beach because I just wanted to go on the cheapest 7:34 Speaker 1 vacation I can find for fall break, Panama City Beach, check that box for me. 7:39 Speaker 1 I get a call today being accused of trying to rip off their podcast. Okay. 7:46 Speaker 1 Because I'm taking my family on channel vacation to Panama City Beach and marks 7:50 Speaker 1 like, you know, that's our place. You can't take that from us. 7:54 Speaker 1 That's where me and Josh went. I said, dude, I'm not even doing any gimmicks down 7:57 Speaker 1 there. Like there's going to be no, like I'm not going to a spot and trying to say, 8:01 Speaker 1 Hey guys, I'm in Panama City beach at, you know, two cans and I'm going to go 8:06 Speaker 1 record on the beach. You know, I'm like doing that. 8:08 Speaker 1 I'm going to record from my room like I do everywhere I go and I'm not trying to rip you two 8:13 Speaker 1 Bottles off like what do you think? I'm over here like oh man. They'll just pan Masini beach. That's a really good idea 8:18 Speaker 1 No, I never thought of that. Yeah, I gotta go down there and I gotta I gotta level the playing field again 8:23 Speaker 1 I gotta make sure we're represented at PCB as well 8:26 Speaker 1 Just gotta start going around but hey did you see two guys that were hats that said I love my boyfriend walking around 8:30 Speaker 1 You know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go around all everywhere 8:32 Speaker 1 I find everyone going pan Masini beach 8:33 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go and I'm gonna find stickers that I know 8:36 Speaker 1 Oh, Mark has put up my goal is to find as many as I can cover him all cover him all with 8:42 Speaker 1 the bumper sticker that says, you know, follow me to the gay bar or whatever. 8:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be good. 8:46 Speaker 1 Or you could swap is like the QR code, just put a new QR code on there. 8:50 Speaker 1 And it's just like, uh, AI pictures of Michael, Michael, I mean, it's a pictures of Mark, like 8:55 Speaker 1 all dressed up and like, uh, lingerie or it just takes you to grinder.com. 8:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:00 Speaker 1 Who the fuck is this Mark guy? 9:03 Speaker 1 I thought I had a note for something today, but maybe not. 9:05 Speaker 1 Well, real quick, while you're looking for that, I got to say, if you guys, I know baseball's 9:08 Speaker 1 winding down, we're almost going to be done talking about baseball because football season's 9:12 Speaker 1 upon us, my friend. 9:13 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 9:14 Speaker 1 It's upon us. 9:15 Speaker 1 It is right here. 9:16 Speaker 1 But baseball season's still here for the next few days. 9:19 Speaker 1 For us anyway, after that, we go to football and probably never talk about baseball again 9:22 Speaker 1 to meet the playoffs. 9:24 Speaker 1 But there were two ridiculously good games yesterday. 9:30 Speaker 1 Now I know Brandon knows of one of them because he got me tickets to go see the Dodgers and the Braves 9:36 Speaker 1 And then tonight I'm going back at the time of this recording 9:40 Speaker 1 We're trying to get this done so I can go watch game three of the Braves Dodgers 9:46 Speaker 1 You know play or get and what those are called series series. Thank you. Yeah, right? 9:51 Speaker 1 There are two three right now is that this recording and it's been two electric games so far 9:55 Speaker 1 So hopefully they can sweep them. We'll see what happens. What do you mean? 9:57 Speaker 1 What do you mean? They're up two to three right now? 9:59 Speaker 1 They won the first two game of the series. Oh my God. I thought you said they're up two to three right now 10:04 Speaker 1 I mean, oh right about ready to lose my mind if I forgot what time the game was 10:09 Speaker 1 15 game like what the fuck I know dude, so but no so we were watching that well, you know Carter's a huge a 10:16 Speaker 1 Huge baseball fan and he's an Orioles fan and Orioles have been just killing it lately 10:20 Speaker 1 so they're playing the the Cardinals yesterday this the same time that the 10:25 Speaker 1 the Braves were playing the 10:27 Speaker 1 Dodgers and Carter is just watching this game and he's like dad look at this and the Cardinals were the Orioles were up 10:35 Speaker 1 seven to one right and I was like dude that's awesome and he goes man he's like I'm just so glad I get to watch this game 10:42 Speaker 1 you know the Braves and Dodgers were having to worry about the Orioles game and I see yeah it's cool so we were watching 10:47 Speaker 1 it's like the fifth inning of the Dodgers game or the Braves game it's tied five five and Carter goes 10:52 Speaker 1 Hey dad, what's score of the the Orioles game? 10:55 Speaker 1 My look, it was tied seven to seven. 10:59 Speaker 1 That's the craziest shit about baseball. 11:00 Speaker 1 Even Carter should know that like it is a swag and a fucking heartbeat. 11:04 Speaker 1 This kid's heart, dude. 11:05 Speaker 1 He was he was a nervous fricking wreck last night. 11:08 Speaker 1 Like he was so upset. 11:10 Speaker 1 He's like, they're both going to lose. 11:12 Speaker 1 This is the worst day of my life. 11:14 Speaker 1 Why do I even like baseball? 11:16 Speaker 1 I hate this. 11:17 Speaker 1 And at the end of the day, both the Orioles were able to walk it off. 11:22 Speaker 1 and the Atlanta Braves were able to walk it off in the ninth inning, which is crazy. 11:28 Speaker 1 So Carter's very, very happy this morning that he is able to be a part of both of those. 11:31 Speaker 1 So yeah, we're not tonight. We're sending, we're sending, we stay at home. I'm taking 11:35 Speaker 1 the wife tonight. So we have a date night because our anniversary is on Monday and I'm 11:38 Speaker 1 trying to make this part of our anniversary thing that way. Oh, yeah, there you go. Good 11:43 Speaker 1 idea. No, yeah, I saw it was one of our newer guys too. Kim, I think that hit it to left 11:47 Speaker 1 field line drive and it brought Riley or do it bring home. I think Riley ended up on second 11:52 Speaker 1 and brought someone else home for the win. 11:54 Speaker 1 And I was watching the Tuesday game. 11:57 Speaker 1 I completely forgot it was on it. 11:58 Speaker 1 I turned it on. 11:59 Speaker 1 I just see, I think it was Michael Harris got the out 12:01 Speaker 1 in center field and secured the deal. 12:03 Speaker 1 He's like, oh shit, because it was two on, two out. 12:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, do not fuck this up guys. 12:07 Speaker 1 But we got the job done. 12:09 Speaker 1 We're also recording early because at the time 12:11 Speaker 1 was recording at three o'clock, the GTA 5 or GTA 6, 12:16 Speaker 1 extended trailer comes out on net flutch. 12:18 Speaker 1 And it's like 30 minutes long. 12:19 Speaker 1 So I told Track we could do 150, 12:20 Speaker 1 or we could do a 350. 12:23 Speaker 1 So we chose 150. 12:24 Speaker 1 So here we are today. 12:26 Speaker 1 Like I said, I've been just hanging acoustic panels 12:28 Speaker 1 in my room all day. 12:28 Speaker 1 I think I can hear a difference almost. 12:30 Speaker 1 I still got like 12 more to hang up, 12:32 Speaker 1 but it doesn't sound as echo-y in my headphones. 12:33 Speaker 1 Can you tell a difference or anything? 12:35 Speaker 1 No, but I do need you to confirm before, right? 12:37 Speaker 1 Cause I meant to ask you about this last night, 12:39 Speaker 1 this Kim guy that came to the Braves, 12:41 Speaker 1 he was batting 0.078. 12:44 Speaker 1 The dude is not very good. 12:46 Speaker 1 This is the same guy that played for the Tigers, right? 12:49 Speaker 1 I think so. I'm not 100% sure. I haven't been following him too closely. 12:53 Speaker 1 Cause Carter hates him. So he didn't know if he should cheer for him last night, 12:55 Speaker 1 but then I told him I said, there's a lot of Kim's out there, but I mean, 12:59 Speaker 1 you know, the chance you have an a Kim on the team pretty good, you know, 13:02 Speaker 1 chance of him sucking pretty good. So we don't know if we should have been happy 13:06 Speaker 1 about it last night and I keep trying to look it up and I keep forgetting. 13:09 Speaker 1 So I just wish you knew, but you don't know, 13:10 Speaker 1 you just know that the guy showed up last night, 13:12 Speaker 1 want it for your team and you don't care who you played for before that. 13:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, no. I mean, I don't really give a shit who like, 13:17 Speaker 1 like Bryce Harper could come to the Braves and be like, all right, cool, whatever. 13:20 Speaker 1 But if he's playing against us, like fuck off, dude, you know, you piece of shit. 13:23 Speaker 1 But once you're on your one, our team, you're good to go. 13:26 Speaker 1 Speaking of that, they got, I saw the Falcons they had was it. 13:31 Speaker 1 Is the chaos? 13:32 Speaker 1 I think his name was, who was a Falcons player like four years ago, and then he retired. 13:36 Speaker 1 Because his mom was about to die, and then she did die, and then his grandma died, 13:39 Speaker 1 and his dad died, and then he went back into the league, and he went over to the Browns, 13:43 Speaker 1 and he was like on the practice squad or something. 13:45 Speaker 1 And the Safansky brought him back over here to the Falcons and the dude just did an interview and he's like crying and everything's like 13:50 Speaker 1 Oh, man. I'm home apparently he's from Alabama 13:52 Speaker 1 But that's kind of remind me about players transfer and also in full circle moments 13:55 Speaker 1 You're killing me right now. You're talking about Zach or I Smith. No, no, no. He was a defensive end player that just came back to the Falcons 14:03 Speaker 1 I want to say he came from the Lions 14:06 Speaker 1 Now he went to the well, the fans keep picked him up 14:10 Speaker 1 Falcons de 14:12 Speaker 1 because you know, the thing is every time the Browns have a player that sucks, the lions 14:17 Speaker 1 pick him up for a year, then they cut him. And then he pretty much is tainted goods at 14:20 Speaker 1 that time. It's like dating the two ugliest chicks in high school. You know, once you date 14:24 Speaker 1 them, there's no way the hot chicks are going to date you. I want to say he went through the 14:28 Speaker 1 Browns and the Lions to get to get to Atlanta. 14:31 Speaker 1 Uh, you maybe he did. Uh, the Darius Smith played for, uh, the Eagles and then he said, 14:39 Speaker 1 something with the Browns at one point. But yeah, he lost his mom, grandma and dad in a 14:43 Speaker 1 short time retired and now he's back with the Falcons. So I thought that was kind of cool. 14:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, why wouldn't you want to get a quarterback, you know, just keep picking 14:50 Speaker 1 up all these other players and just don't don't worry about the fact you have no driver 14:54 Speaker 1 driving the car, you know, it's all we got. It's like anchor man. It's like anchor man 14:58 Speaker 1 when they're in the bus and they're all driving down the road and he's like, it's just so 15:02 Speaker 1 nice to be able to hang out with you guys and they got like scorpions and stuff in like 15:05 Speaker 1 aquariums and all of a sudden he's like who's driving right and then the 15:09 Speaker 1 drivers in the back with him and he's like I wouldn't it were good we're good 15:12 Speaker 1 you know that that's exactly what the Falcons remind me of yeah I think we got 15:16 Speaker 1 Jack Strand I think he's gonna be our go to guy I think we'll be alright because 15:19 Speaker 1 he's new he's got a lot to prove these other two guys are just idiots and 15:22 Speaker 1 brush that poor guy I don't even know I still in the league but yeah I'm excited 15:26 Speaker 1 to see what comes I think the Falcons play Friday preseason game so we'll have 15:29 Speaker 1 to see what's going on with that wait I thought the season started on Monday 15:33 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure there's one more preseason game. 15:37 Speaker 1 Well, I know the Lions and the New Orleans Saints. 15:41 Speaker 1 I believe play on the first 15:44 Speaker 1 Falcons Dolphins tomorrow or today at 7 p.m. 15:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:48 Speaker 1 When does the NFL season start? 15:51 Speaker 1 Falcons first real game is the 13th. 15:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 15:55 Speaker 1 So I'm am I thinking about preseason? 15:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably so because that's what we're at right now. 16:01 Speaker 1 We're in three season, dude. 16:03 Speaker 1 still. Oh, all right. So that was my my note the other day. So I came over here 16:07 Speaker 1 just today, the day before we were talking about Dolly Parton and you were 16:10 Speaker 1 gonna say is Dolly Parton the best. And then you pause for a minute. And then 16:14 Speaker 1 somehow Jesus got brought up. But now I put two and two together and I figure out 16:18 Speaker 1 what you wanted to say. You're gonna say is Dolly Parton the best white we have. 16:24 Speaker 1 No, I would never say that. You were gonna say that that's what you pause and 16:27 Speaker 1 you're like, I don't know if I should say that. No, I don't think I was gonna say 16:31 Speaker 1 the best. I think what I was going to say is like the most wholesome person we've ever had, right? 16:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. Like the best person we've ever had. I don't know how to really word that because, 16:40 Speaker 1 you know, I will say somebody said it, but I don't remember what I was watching. 16:45 Speaker 1 Somebody said that we will never have another universally loved person in the world. 16:52 Speaker 1 And she was that. What's that I'm saying? Is she is she the best white that we got to offer, 16:57 Speaker 1 You know, like for black people, I mean, was it MLK? 17:00 Speaker 1 Was it Obama? 17:02 Speaker 1 Oh, I see what you're saying. 17:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, so with us, like if we were to like, 17:05 Speaker 1 if we were to go to the aliens or whatnot, 17:07 Speaker 1 and then like one person from each race, 17:09 Speaker 1 they're like, all right, give us the best person you got. 17:10 Speaker 1 Would Dolly Parton be our best white 17:12 Speaker 1 or would it be someone else? 17:15 Speaker 1 I would say she would be the best white female. 17:19 Speaker 1 Okay, so who would she go up head to head 17:21 Speaker 1 with best white guy we got? 17:23 Speaker 1 Adam Sandler. 17:25 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, if you put those two, 17:26 Speaker 1 like you just sit them up there to the aliens. 17:29 Speaker 1 I think they probably be like, this group's cool. 17:31 Speaker 1 We're saving you guys. 17:33 Speaker 1 We're saving you guys. 17:33 Speaker 1 But I think the blacks, now if you go with the black people, 17:36 Speaker 1 like the black community, MLK was, 17:39 Speaker 1 he's no longer with us. 17:41 Speaker 1 And I think you got to look at currently, 17:43 Speaker 1 who would be the best representative 17:46 Speaker 1 from the black community? 17:47 Speaker 1 Oh, I got this. 17:48 Speaker 1 You go. 17:48 Speaker 1 Oh, would it be Shaquille O'Neal? 17:54 Speaker 1 Dude, that is such a good pull. 17:56 Speaker 1 So I mean him and Adam Sandler could could run this country everybody would vote for them. Um, I 18:02 Speaker 1 Was gonna say Denzel 18:04 Speaker 1 Oh Denzel Washington. Okay. Yeah 18:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, he had a didn't have a bad pass. I don't know. I mean, I just think the aliens might look into it 18:12 Speaker 1 You know you think shot well, you know, it's Jack started pretty young 18:16 Speaker 1 So you know you know you get I'm giving you this one. Oh, Nio is the representative. Oh, we're retarded Tiger Woods 18:23 Speaker 1 No, it's not 18:26 Speaker 1 What what if they had like a golf tournament on fuck? No, I don't know 18:29 Speaker 1 Hey, only if they're part if they come down and they're like look we liked a party send up your greatest part here's 18:37 Speaker 1 All right, you get Tiger Woods and Miley Cyrus boom. I was there's not black though. Oh 18:43 Speaker 1 Oh, oh we got a size. Why can't we have a white part here? 18:46 Speaker 1 We're go we got the whites that are representing the whites 18:49 Speaker 1 We got the black represent the blacks and then we'll get the Asians in a minute. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, so Adam Sandler living 18:55 Speaker 1 white 18:56 Speaker 1 representative 18:57 Speaker 1 Bally Parton deceased white well, she's still pretty recent. So let's just say the aliens came last week. Okay, Shaquille O'Neal 19:05 Speaker 1 black community representative 19:08 Speaker 1 And do we have a type of female too? Yeah, I don't know too many. I mean the first one you think of is like Hallie Barry or something. Oh 19:14 Speaker 1 Oh, who do you think I was going to say? Michelle Obama. Oh, 19:18 Speaker 1 hell no. Okay. Um, she fucked up our lunches forever. 19:24 Speaker 1 What? I'm gonna say I'm gonna say, uh, God, I know you're gonna. 19:30 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say Oprah. 19:32 Speaker 1 Bailey. Oh, God. Yeah, maybe. I mean, she could give the aliens a 19:35 Speaker 1 bunch of cars or some shit like that, you know, you get a phone. 19:39 Speaker 1 You get a phone. Okay, the show. Okay. So we got the black 19:42 Speaker 1 community and the white community done. Now, where are we going? 19:44 Speaker 1 We're going Asian Asian obviously right off the bat we're thinking Jackie Chan right? 19:49 Speaker 1 Mmm 19:51 Speaker 1 That's what you're going you're going Jackie Chan 19:54 Speaker 1 Are you thinking Bruce Lee or something? No, he's that I'm not trying to pull up corpses 19:58 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm trying to go with who we got to deal with right now 20:00 Speaker 1 I don't know a lot of Asians, but I'm thinking Jackie Chan or the guy that played uh in uh chow in the hangover 20:06 Speaker 1 I don't do that. You're just 20:11 Speaker 1 disgracing Shaquille and Adam Sandler. 20:13 Speaker 1 Okay. You've got to keep it where it needs to be. 20:15 Speaker 1 Jackie Chan's not up there with him. 20:16 Speaker 1 Is what you're saying? 20:17 Speaker 1 Jackie Chan's a good one, but I'm 20:19 Speaker 1 going to say show a. 20:20 Speaker 1 Oh, so he have Tonya. Okay. 20:22 Speaker 1 What do you think about that? 20:24 Speaker 1 The aliens would think all Asians are huge, 20:26 Speaker 1 you know, and then they'd get here and be like, 20:28 Speaker 1 what happened? Firebase. 20:29 Speaker 1 Oh, small. 20:30 Speaker 1 And then chick. 20:33 Speaker 1 Oh, Lucy Liu. She's every person my age is crushed. It was a first Asian girl. Probably 20:42 Speaker 1 what scarred me from my life that made me marry one is Lucy Liu and Charlie's Angels. 20:46 Speaker 1 Oh, Charlie's Angels. That was a good one. I'm thinking, meow Yin. You know, that is... 20:50 Speaker 1 You don't even... You don't even know who that is. You had to look up her name. You were 20:53 Speaker 1 just Googling it. Yeah. I didn't. 20:55 Speaker 1 Tell me her and I'll tell you if she can represent us. 20:57 Speaker 1 She's the green-eyed chick from Big Trouble and Little Child at Green-eyed Asian. They're 21:00 Speaker 1 probably the most rare Asian out there. 21:02 Speaker 1 Why are you so obsessed with that movie and why are you so obsessed with her? 21:06 Speaker 1 Because it's a green-eyed Asian. 21:07 Speaker 1 They don't make them anymore. 21:09 Speaker 1 You know she's probably 75 years old right now. 21:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if they went back and watched Big Trouble a little China, they'd be like, oh, 21:15 Speaker 1 a green-eyed Asian. 21:16 Speaker 1 It's so, so cool. 21:17 Speaker 1 Why is she the only green-eyed one? 21:19 Speaker 1 Kill all Asians. 21:20 Speaker 1 They lie. 21:21 Speaker 1 All right. 21:22 Speaker 1 All right. 21:23 Speaker 1 All right. 21:24 Speaker 1 Now we're going to Middle Eastern people. 21:25 Speaker 1 My first pick is Osama bin Laden. 21:28 Speaker 1 What? 21:29 Speaker 1 I mean, he's the most famous Middle Eastern person. 21:32 Speaker 1 No, I'm going to say Manny Aurora. 21:34 Speaker 1 He's Indian. 21:36 Speaker 1 Isn't that it's still middle of him, at least? 21:39 Speaker 1 I don't think they're India. 21:41 Speaker 1 Middle East is like all those countries that like the, 21:43 Speaker 1 with all the terrorists and everything. 21:45 Speaker 1 Okay. Okay. Okay. 21:46 Speaker 1 So we got to go in a terrorist country. 21:48 Speaker 1 I mean, we got to give them the best out of what they got over there. 21:52 Speaker 1 I'm not. 21:53 Speaker 1 I can't do Osama. 21:55 Speaker 1 There's got to be one that came out of there that was good. 21:58 Speaker 1 I'm 22:02 Speaker 1 Okay, skip pass pass. I might have to do we might have to just have Sasha Baron Cohen dress up as Borat 22:08 Speaker 1 You know, there's a there's a new Ali G coming out. I saw that's come out October. Yeah 22:14 Speaker 1 Previous or look the Larry is when the dude walks in him on him pooping and he's like it's okay. My brother 22:18 Speaker 1 You just go ahead. I'm fine and it's like 22:22 Speaker 1 He has nothing around and he's just pooping middle the room. Yeah, all right go. I want to go 22:27 Speaker 1 So, um, um, not Hispanic Hispanic. 22:31 Speaker 1 Well, okay. 22:32 Speaker 1 I'll hold on first off. 22:33 Speaker 1 And so we got either Osama bin Laden or Borat and then the chick would be probably 22:35 Speaker 1 Mia Khalifa, right? 22:38 Speaker 1 Yes. 22:39 Speaker 1 That's all I know. 22:40 Speaker 1 That's like the only one anybody knows. 22:42 Speaker 1 Well, the rest are dressed up in burqa. 22:44 Speaker 1 So we don't know what they look like underneath, you know, like we got their eyes. 22:47 Speaker 1 And if they go by just off looks, maybe they'll see her and they'll spare them. 22:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:52 Speaker 1 Osama bin, this is one of my 27 wives. 22:53 Speaker 1 This is the only one of age though. 22:55 Speaker 1 know what we need is is somebody needs to write down all these answers and make a poster 22:59 Speaker 1 that says if the aliens come we got you and it's just all these people on the poster. 23:03 Speaker 1 It'd be the most ethnically appropriate thing we've ever done. 23:06 Speaker 1 I think we could do that. Put up like who would you have to represent each race? You got you 23:09 Speaker 1 have male and female for the whites, male, female, female for the blacks, the Middle East 23:13 Speaker 1 earns Asians and now what do we all wear on Hispanics? Mexico? Yes, this is going to be 23:17 Speaker 1 easy. Just Hispanics. This is easy. Oh God, don't mighty I'm guessing. Let's see who's 23:25 Speaker 1 Thank you and for the chick. I mean, I guess you got to go Shakira 23:29 Speaker 1 Think about her 23:31 Speaker 1 I was thinking Selma Hayek. Oh 23:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think she's a little whitewash now. What about Sophia Vergara? 23:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, but the Shakira doesn't live in America, does she? 23:44 Speaker 1 What does that matter? I don't know. I'm just thinking maybe 23:47 Speaker 1 Aliens might be like she's too whitewashed 23:50 Speaker 1 All right, well go Shakira cuz she's she's a good choice and she'll be able to put a backing track to their 23:55 Speaker 1 rival. Yeah, okay. And then dude. I mean, the fuck we got there 24:03 Speaker 1 this Mexican. There's a lot of them. Oh, say Hispanic is 24:10 Speaker 1 pay like he was Brazilian. Is that what about Christiano 24:13 Speaker 1 Ronaldo? Any from Spain? I don't know where he's from, but he 24:16 Speaker 1 looks that color. He looks like he's from there. I think he's 24:21 Speaker 1 No, he's not from Argentina. I think he's from Portugal. 24:25 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. I don't think that's really Hispanic though Portuguese semantics, 24:30 Speaker 1 dude. All right. Okay. 24:32 Speaker 1 They're all Mexicans below Mexico. 24:33 Speaker 1 All right. So we got to say somebody from Mexico, a dude that is from Mexico. 24:38 Speaker 1 So I'm going to say the gay guy that was in Narcos. 24:43 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm going to go with Benicio del Toro. 24:46 Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good one from Sarti, uh, Sicario. 24:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, because he was that lawyer in Mexico City and then they killed his family and then he started the drug ring 24:53 Speaker 1 What's the dude's name from Narcos? He's a huge actor. He's gay though. Patel or 24:59 Speaker 1 He was in the 25:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was almost Pedro Pascal. That's what I didn't know he was gay now 25:05 Speaker 1 I think you give us some help with the aliens 25:08 Speaker 1 What I don't think the aliens would like gay people at all, but when did he when did he come out gay Pedro? 25:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's been gay for a long time. Haven't you ever seen him when he's not in a movie? He's really gay 25:18 Speaker 1 I think he's just like very left leaning. Let me make sure I'm not that sometimes. I don't need to get sued on this one 25:25 Speaker 1 That sometimes make you gay 25:27 Speaker 1 gayness 25:31 Speaker 1 It says here he is not publicly labeled his sexual orientation. However, he keeps his romantic life private 25:36 Speaker 1 He has been photographed by paparazzi walking and spending time 25:41 Speaker 1 With Argentin art director Raphael O'Lara 25:45 Speaker 1 So neither has made a form of public statement regarding the nature of their relationship. 25:49 Speaker 1 He is a well known and vocal ally of the LGBTQ plus community, frequently showing public support 25:56 Speaker 1 for causes and proudly advocating for his transgender sister, Lux Pascal. 26:03 Speaker 1 He's gay. 26:04 Speaker 1 Okay. 26:05 Speaker 1 That's cool. 26:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:07 Speaker 1 He's my guy. 26:08 Speaker 1 He's my guy. 26:09 Speaker 1 That's why I'm taking I think he's just more left leaning. 26:10 Speaker 1 And when you see a left leaning dude, you just kind of assume he might be gay. 26:13 Speaker 1 to left-leaning guys spend going vacation with gay dudes and staying the same room? 26:18 Speaker 1 A lot of them do. 26:20 Speaker 1 A lot of them do. 26:21 Speaker 1 They're just not famous enough for paparazzi to bomb around a video. 26:26 Speaker 1 They catch him laying on the beach like rubbing oil on each other and they're like, hey Pedro, 26:30 Speaker 1 are you gay? 26:31 Speaker 1 He's like, I want to keep that private. 26:33 Speaker 1 It's not private dude. 26:35 Speaker 1 Like when me and Brandon go to the beach, I'm not rubbing oil on his back. 26:38 Speaker 1 I'm not sleeping in the same room as him and it's a one bed. 26:41 Speaker 1 Like come on dude. 26:42 Speaker 1 it's fine. 26:43 Speaker 1 It's twenty six. 26:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, he was a he was by a very bisexual and game of thrones. 26:46 Speaker 1 Remember that? 26:47 Speaker 1 Um, he was in Game of Thrones. 26:49 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, he was a big part in Game of Thrones. 26:51 Speaker 1 Remember guys had smashed in by the mountain? 26:53 Speaker 1 No, dang. 26:54 Speaker 1 I was in it for like 10 minutes. 26:56 Speaker 1 I'm just like, you know, ever the whole part with Jason Momoa, once he started sexually 27:02 Speaker 1 going after the blind chick, the fucking police. 27:06 Speaker 1 That was awesome. 27:07 Speaker 1 Love that. 27:08 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 27:09 Speaker 1 Really? 27:10 Speaker 1 not. It was some wild just like animalistic sex. Yeah, dude. That's a wild freaking movie 27:16 Speaker 1 or series. But anyway, all right, we got is anybody we missed Australians. Obviously, Robert 27:22 Speaker 1 Irwin, Steve Irwin's son to Steve Irwin's been dead for so I bet they would love that TV show 27:26 Speaker 1 crocodile hunter. And they'll look at this guy. He's saving all the animals. I don't know, man. 27:32 Speaker 1 What's the chick's name that's married to the guy from the office? Mike Krasinski, Emily Blunt. 27:38 Speaker 1 Oh, oh man, not not Margot Robbie. Oh God. But if they watch Wolf of Wall Street, they're 27:46 Speaker 1 going to be upset that you can see front bush. They're going to love that. Let me just make 27:50 Speaker 1 sure Emily Blunt's Australian church. She's not and it's got to be Margot Robbie. Or you 27:54 Speaker 1 got a Samara weaving that looks just like Margot Robbie. We talked about the other day. 27:59 Speaker 1 Emily Blunt is 1000% British. So she's been disqualified. So yeah, we're going to go Margot 28:05 Speaker 1 and then I think that's all the people of the world, right? Besides, we didn't go, do we do you Europe? 28:12 Speaker 1 I guess they're white. I don't want to say this. I don't want to be part of us when I was just 28:17 Speaker 1 thrown out there. You got to choose two Canadians. Go ahead. Oh, two Canadians. Got to do Drake, 28:23 Speaker 1 biggest artist in the world. What? Dan Aykroyd. I think there, I think Ann's gonna be more into 28:29 Speaker 1 tunes. And then you got uh uh all right I'm going Drake you're going Dan 28:35 Speaker 1 Acroid and then chicks from Oh God who the land is more set I guess too old I 28:42 Speaker 1 don't know though we need an older Dolly's the only one we have and she's dead 28:46 Speaker 1 right I'm trying to there was another hot chick that was up there there was a 28:51 Speaker 1 singer but I cannot remember her name hot chicks from Canada yeah there's like 28:56 Speaker 1 there's like one I don't know why I say that was so much surprise but let me 28:59 Speaker 1 check. Hot chicks from Kent. Oh god. I'm gonna get in trouble with making 29:05 Speaker 1 these my. Sorry. Rachel McAdams. I see that one, but I was thinking of 29:11 Speaker 1 someone else. I'm just going through Alicia, Cuthbert, Pamela Anderson was 29:16 Speaker 1 from there. Okay, yeah, we got to send Pamela, but it's got to be like good 29:18 Speaker 1 looking Pamela. Yeah, we can't send her now. Oh my god, that picture looks 29:22 Speaker 1 terrible over. Oh, she's broke. Now, she's at not age. Well, I guess she 29:27 Speaker 1 stopped. She said that she didn't want to use makeup anymore. Who does that? Yeah, 29:34 Speaker 1 like what the fuck? Come on. Oh, Jewel. Jewel who freaking Jewel. You don't know 29:42 Speaker 1 jewel is you belong to me. I thought that was a Taylor Swift song. Everybody 29:51 Speaker 1 listening knows who Jewel is. I'm not gonna explain that. God, man, they really dig. 29:56 Speaker 1 Rachel McAdams is number eight on their list of most famous. I don't know a single person before her that's really bad 30:02 Speaker 1 There's gonna be a lot of Canadian movies. I guess really weird. You think they have more famous people being this close to us 30:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know but it's it's uh, you know all the famous people want to come to America. I know it's weird 30:14 Speaker 1 That's why Justin Bieber was trying to marry Selena and Ariana to get his visa 30:18 Speaker 1 Really? Yeah, did he marry him? Did he marry Selena? No, I married a what's her face 30:23 Speaker 1 So, okay, I'm thinking of her name right now. 30:26 Speaker 1 Hey, like Bieber. 30:27 Speaker 1 Hey, like Bieber. 30:28 Speaker 1 Haley Jenner. 30:29 Speaker 1 No, Kylie Jenner, you're thinking of who did it? 30:32 Speaker 1 Haley Jenner. 30:33 Speaker 1 It's it's that's she's a Jenner. 30:36 Speaker 1 I don't think she is, is she? 30:37 Speaker 1 I thought so. 30:39 Speaker 1 I do not think so. 30:41 Speaker 1 You Google that. 30:41 Speaker 1 I'm looking up famous mail act. 30:43 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, the mail actors are all over the place. 30:45 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 30:47 Speaker 1 Yes, he's number one. 30:48 Speaker 1 Let's see if you can get three. 30:49 Speaker 1 You should get all of them. 30:51 Speaker 1 Go. 30:52 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm trying to look this shit up. 30:55 Speaker 1 Uh, Jimmy Carey. 30:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 30:57 Speaker 1 Forget about that. 30:58 Speaker 1 Keanu Reeves. 31:00 Speaker 1 Uh, she's the, uh, Haley Beiber's the daughter of actor Steven 31:06 Speaker 1 Baldwin. 31:07 Speaker 1 That's what I meant. 31:09 Speaker 1 The ball. 31:11 Speaker 1 Mike Myers, Seth Rogen, Michael J. Fox. 31:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:16 Speaker 1 But what's funny is they all moved to LA because they'd like 31:18 Speaker 1 Canada is a shit hole. 31:19 Speaker 1 We don't want to live here unless you're Drake and you buy a fucking 31:21 Speaker 1 $500 million home. Dude, did Drake ever perform at the halftime show? 31:25 Speaker 1 No, he turned it out. But the weekend did. Yeah, he did. Remember he had all the weird 31:31 Speaker 1 bandages and shit on his face? Also Canadian. Man, that's wild. I don't even know that. 31:37 Speaker 1 And then lastly, the biggest one, which you don't even know this is Steve Nash. I never 31:40 Speaker 1 would have guessed that from mass. No, Steve Nash, the basketball player. He's a Hall of 31:46 Speaker 1 Famer man. He was good a little white dude. Okay. Well, all right 31:49 Speaker 1 Well if aliens come down or if we we got another no arc situation, those are the people that need to be getting on the ship first 31:57 Speaker 1 Jack's like I'm sorry. Nobody else can get on there 32:00 Speaker 1 My pickup 40 seats, you know me but I'll make sure that you guys are also I factor with you 32:05 Speaker 1 Got a you got Kevin Hart just hiding in his pants. He's like no 32:09 Speaker 1 Jack you don't say anything no say nothing 32:11 Speaker 1 I'm not sure. 32:12 Speaker 1 Okay. 32:13 Speaker 1 Well, cool. 32:14 Speaker 1 That was fun. 32:15 Speaker 1 I enjoyed that. 32:16 Speaker 1 Let's let us know down below what your picks are for the man and woman from each race that 32:22 Speaker 1 we would present to the aliens. 32:24 Speaker 1 I think you left the rock off. 32:26 Speaker 1 He's he's just kind of up in there. 32:29 Speaker 1 He don't know if he's a Y and a black or white or he could be our catch all. 32:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, he just like the spokesperson. 32:35 Speaker 1 You know, I want to introduce everybody here today. 32:38 Speaker 1 the whites, the blacks, the Asians, Australians and the Mexicans. Who are you with? 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Yeah blown away 34:17 Speaker 1 You really like female country artists. It's weird. Oh 34:21 Speaker 1 I named the fucking started off yesterday with a rap female artist 34:26 Speaker 1 Who's that Nicki Mazash or I said double D up hose? 34:30 Speaker 1 How would I know that how would I know that's making me nice because I told you yesterday is do a loop of us a 34:36 Speaker 1 Rap artist you will eat but no she's more of a singer 34:39 Speaker 1 All right anyway 34:41 Speaker 1 Did I want to get into this I don't get into new stories? I don't I don't talk about this stuff 34:45 Speaker 1 This is a brand inside of the things 34:46 Speaker 1 This is kind of a first for me, but I am blown away at what I saw today because not only did I not know this was not already a law 34:55 Speaker 1 When I saw it and it's it's it's front page today right now. It's huge 34:59 Speaker 1 It's all over the news and Brandon, what do you know about people using their welfare money 35:07 Speaker 1 to purchase items other than food? 35:11 Speaker 1 Oh, all the fucking time dude. 35:13 Speaker 1 The gas station is down here man. 35:14 Speaker 1 You'll see them EBT card, EMBYNE, soda and cigarettes and gummies and all kind of trash 35:20 Speaker 1 food and whatnot. 35:21 Speaker 1 And they wonder why they're getting fatter and they're getting more diabetes. 35:23 Speaker 1 But the gas stations are not supposed to allow it. 35:25 Speaker 1 But some of the sketchier, shadier ones, 35:27 Speaker 1 are more of the local ones like independent. 35:30 Speaker 1 Oh, they don't give a fuck. 35:30 Speaker 1 They're like, fuck it, free money for us. 35:32 Speaker 1 We don't give a damn what you buy. 35:33 Speaker 1 Okay, so I'm concerned, I'm confused, I guess. 35:36 Speaker 1 I'm not concerned. 35:37 Speaker 1 So I got a list here of the top four things 35:41 Speaker 1 that people purchase with EBT cards 35:44 Speaker 1 other than food or necessities. 35:46 Speaker 1 And two of them, I can't even like wrap my brain around. 35:50 Speaker 1 So I'm gonna need your help on this. 35:51 Speaker 1 What do you think these four items are? 35:53 Speaker 1 that in America right now, people are using welfare 35:58 Speaker 1 and EBT cards to purchase. 35:59 Speaker 1 And I'll give you a hint, all four of them, 36:02 Speaker 1 if you're poor, you don't buy them. 36:05 Speaker 1 If you're middle class, you have to save up for them. 36:09 Speaker 1 This is crazy, what do you think they are? 36:11 Speaker 1 Cigarettes. 36:12 Speaker 1 Okay, number four, wait, yeah, number four on the list 36:17 Speaker 1 is nicotine or vaping products. 36:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought they were supposed to be getting rid of that. 36:22 Speaker 1 Let's see alcohol. No, did I make the top four? Let's see here. Uh, uh, wigs. 36:35 Speaker 1 Why would they? You know what? I don't want even to get into this. I don't even 36:39 Speaker 1 want to. I'm not going to ask. I'm not going to go down that path with you because I know where you're going. And that, sir, is not what is on the list. 36:46 Speaker 1 And I know why you said it, but we're not going to even acknowledge it. Go ahead. 36:51 Speaker 1 Uh, spots. 36:53 Speaker 1 Okay. 36:54 Speaker 1 Nails. 36:55 Speaker 1 I just probably missed boils. 37:01 Speaker 1 You're like, we've repaired. 37:03 Speaker 1 Um, no, no. 37:05 Speaker 1 So I'll give you number three video games. 37:08 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 37:09 Speaker 1 I mean, if you're not going to be doing anything else with your life, 37:12 Speaker 1 if you're on welfare already, might as well sit at home and just not be on the street 37:15 Speaker 1 to rest and other people. So how's it even possible? 37:18 Speaker 1 I did. 37:19 Speaker 1 It's our, you know, some people will sit. 37:21 Speaker 1 It depends because you got like, you know, ours down here is got like the peach card or whatnot. 37:25 Speaker 1 It's got like a peach on it. 37:26 Speaker 1 I see people using it and that's EBT or welfare or food stamps. 37:29 Speaker 1 I don't know. 37:30 Speaker 1 It's like a few different options there. 37:31 Speaker 1 But like you said, it some some places like you go to GameStop. 37:35 Speaker 1 They'll be like, we accept EBT now. 37:36 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know how to get away with that. 37:38 Speaker 1 I think the whole welfare system is broken. 37:39 Speaker 1 They should only be able to go to the grocery store and maybe the gas station only get gas. 37:43 Speaker 1 But besides that, I mean, I don't think you should be going to gas station to buy a shit. 37:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 37:48 Speaker 1 two is my head is spinning. 37:52 Speaker 1 Theme park tickets. 37:54 Speaker 1 How does that happen? 37:58 Speaker 1 I don't know if they can go get money out of the ATM 38:00 Speaker 1 or something like that and then just buy it with that. 38:03 Speaker 1 But it says here, EBT cards for purchases. 38:07 Speaker 1 That's exactly what it says. 38:09 Speaker 1 That is the, and theme park tickets 38:11 Speaker 1 is the number two on the list. 38:13 Speaker 1 I don't even, I don't even know that, 38:15 Speaker 1 I didn't know that was remotely, and it's not illegal. 38:18 Speaker 1 Did you know what's not illegal? 38:20 Speaker 1 Uh, should be. 38:22 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I'll just look up six flags as not except EBT. 38:24 Speaker 1 Apparently they do. 38:26 Speaker 1 And number one, and then I'm going to get into this story 38:28 Speaker 1 because I want you, this is nuts. 38:30 Speaker 1 What do you think the number one thing is on the list? 38:32 Speaker 1 Uh, think that crazy outside the box 38:36 Speaker 1 about what people would spend money on. 38:37 Speaker 1 This is nuts. 38:39 Speaker 1 The only thing I can think of, because I did see Ron 38:41 Speaker 1 to say something other day, is it, uh, fortune tellers? 38:45 Speaker 1 No, but you were so close. 38:48 Speaker 1 Magicians. 38:52 Speaker 1 We got people's been an EBT on things like theme park tickets, 38:56 Speaker 1 video games, vaping products, and those damn musicians or magicians. 39:01 Speaker 1 Sorry, magicians. 39:02 Speaker 1 Oh, they are magicians. 39:03 Speaker 1 Oh, no, it's not tattoos. 39:05 Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus Christ. 39:07 Speaker 1 I mean, how irresponsible do you got to be? 39:09 Speaker 1 Like you just go, you just blow all your money on one day, you get a vape. 39:12 Speaker 1 And then you go to the theme park and then you come back and get a tattoo. 39:15 Speaker 1 and then you go what was the other one? 39:17 Speaker 1 Uh, and get a video game and then get a video game and then you go home. 39:20 Speaker 1 Like so what's crazy to me and this is this is right. 39:23 Speaker 1 I don't think anybody knows this. 39:24 Speaker 1 I don't I don't think anybody in America knows this. 39:27 Speaker 1 You know how many states have those four things that we just talked about? 39:33 Speaker 1 Band from being purchased with EBT. 39:36 Speaker 1 Two. No, none. 39:39 Speaker 1 One as of today. 39:41 Speaker 1 Oh, what is it? 39:42 Speaker 1 Is it a Florida? 39:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can totally guess that. 39:45 Speaker 1 So Florida is becoming the first state. 39:47 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 39:49 Speaker 1 The first state to impose limits on how welfare cash can be spent. 39:55 Speaker 1 Blocking recipients from using their EBT cards 39:58 Speaker 1 for purchases such as number one, tattoos, 40:01 Speaker 1 number two theme parks, number three video games, 40:03 Speaker 1 number four, vegan products and other items, 40:04 Speaker 1 not generally considered basic needs. 40:07 Speaker 1 They are the first one to do this, 40:10 Speaker 1 and the president is now hoping that other states will follow. 40:13 Speaker 1 How is what world do we live in? 40:16 Speaker 1 Or you can use EBT cards. 40:19 Speaker 1 And like you said, I can get my EBT refilled. 40:22 Speaker 1 All right, I'm guessing the first of the month. 40:24 Speaker 1 Take my kids to Six Flags, stop by GameStop on the way home, 40:29 Speaker 1 hit a gas station, grab a vape, 40:31 Speaker 1 drop them off to play their video games 40:33 Speaker 1 because I'm gonna go to a three hour session 40:35 Speaker 1 when tattoo artist Kate, right? 40:36 Speaker 1 Like what? 40:39 Speaker 1 And all of that's paid for with taxpayer money. 40:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't what are we doing? 40:43 Speaker 1 I don't know if this has been trying to figure out like another way because 40:46 Speaker 1 like these people that's turned into animals when they don't have their EBT 40:49 Speaker 1 money because you remember when the government was shut down for like two or 40:51 Speaker 1 three months either earlier this year or last year and all the EBT people were 40:54 Speaker 1 like, if I don't get money to feed my babies, I'm gonna go start robbing places. 40:57 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go start robbing like this. 40:59 Speaker 1 You're not even feeding your babies to begin with. 41:00 Speaker 1 You buy them a bunch of junk food and cereal and bullshit. 41:02 Speaker 1 Like go get some damn fucking chicken or something or some damn 41:06 Speaker 1 steaks or burger or something like something with nutrition in it. 41:08 Speaker 1 Not a bunch of candy and a bunch of hot Cheetos and talkies. 41:11 Speaker 1 soda and bullshit. Thank you for not stopping a chicken, by the way. I saw what you did there. 41:18 Speaker 1 You were like, you're like, get this awesome chicken or other stuff, you know? Thank you. 41:23 Speaker 1 I'm free. I hate round. Stop. I just think that this was to me. And again, I don't get 41:33 Speaker 1 in news stories. I don't really care about the news that much. But that's brand inside 41:36 Speaker 1 out of this whole thing. 41:37 Speaker 1 But when I saw this and I saw that tattoos, EBT, 41:40 Speaker 1 like dude, I have worked my entire life to, 41:47 Speaker 1 I know I spend money on what I need to spend money on. 41:49 Speaker 1 I think everybody can spend their money 41:51 Speaker 1 on whatever they want. 41:51 Speaker 1 Some people want a vacation, 41:53 Speaker 1 some people want to buy things from the home, 41:54 Speaker 1 some people care about cars, I don't. 41:57 Speaker 1 You spend that money on whatever you want. 41:58 Speaker 1 But when you're getting EBT, 42:00 Speaker 1 are you getting financial welfare 42:01 Speaker 1 from the freaking state that you live in or government? 42:04 Speaker 1 and you go out and spend it on that kind of stuff, 42:07 Speaker 1 what world are we living in? 42:09 Speaker 1 So I just wanted to make people aware of this 42:11 Speaker 1 because I don't know what the platforms are gonna be 42:15 Speaker 1 when we have a mid, what's it called? 42:19 Speaker 1 Midterm? 42:20 Speaker 1 Midterm, thank you, almost said mid-sentence. 42:22 Speaker 1 A mid-term or when we get to full term, 42:25 Speaker 1 okay, when we get to full term. 42:27 Speaker 1 But either way, whatever the platform is, 42:29 Speaker 1 this is nuts that only one state is outlawed this 42:32 Speaker 1 because that pisses me off, dude. 42:34 Speaker 1 I mean, I spend a lot of money in taxes. 42:35 Speaker 1 I know you don't because you hide your money, which is good, 42:39 Speaker 1 but it still should piss you off a little bit 42:41 Speaker 1 that this is able to be done. 42:43 Speaker 1 So that's why I think at the end of the day, Brandon, 42:45 Speaker 1 you need to file for EBT. 42:48 Speaker 1 You need to get it. 42:49 Speaker 1 And you need to spend it on this stuff. 42:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, well, like I said, I think, 42:53 Speaker 1 you know, I don't know if things have been in the work, 42:55 Speaker 1 but I know it's got to be like a different transition. 42:58 Speaker 1 So that way, you know, they don't just turn into animals 43:01 Speaker 1 and just go fucking crazy. 43:02 Speaker 1 Like, you just tell them one day they can't buy this. 43:04 Speaker 1 You gotta like slowly knock it down 43:05 Speaker 1 or just gonna start going fucking insane. 43:07 Speaker 1 Like they're gonna burn Atlanta to the ground again. 43:08 Speaker 1 Like Sherman. 43:10 Speaker 1 But it's like you have to start off with saying, 43:11 Speaker 1 all right, look guys, no more cigarettes or bass. 43:14 Speaker 1 I don't want the heck, no cigarettes or a bass. 43:16 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 43:17 Speaker 1 And then you know, six months later, 43:18 Speaker 1 but all right guys, you can't go to six flags anymore. 43:20 Speaker 1 And then after you just start phasing it out 43:22 Speaker 1 and then like what about my Hot Cheetos? 43:24 Speaker 1 Hot Cheetos. 43:25 Speaker 1 Come on, get FUICHA. 43:27 Speaker 1 All right. 43:27 Speaker 1 You can only do flash sales for tattoos now. 43:30 Speaker 1 So it's gonna be $100 or less. 43:31 Speaker 1 It's gonna be a flash sale. 43:32 Speaker 1 That's it. 43:33 Speaker 1 I can't get my back piece. 43:35 Speaker 1 I don't know why they don't just have it, 43:38 Speaker 1 where they just send them like a maybe like a gas card 43:41 Speaker 1 for the month and they only get gas with that, 43:43 Speaker 1 or also just have like a website 43:45 Speaker 1 where they just pick what they want for the month 43:47 Speaker 1 or pick like a food and that's just like an option. 43:49 Speaker 1 Or just do it like wick. 43:50 Speaker 1 Wick is, wick stands for women, infant and children. 43:53 Speaker 1 They give you a, like vouchers for wick. 43:57 Speaker 1 When you go to like Publix or you go to Kroger, 43:59 Speaker 1 there's like, there's usually a little tiny sticker 44:03 Speaker 1 near that product and it says wick approved. 44:05 Speaker 1 But it's like milk, eggs, bread, whatever, right? 44:09 Speaker 1 And women can go and that's what they can get 44:10 Speaker 1 for their kids, but it's wick, it's only wick. 44:13 Speaker 1 It should be the same thing with EBT, like bread. 44:16 Speaker 1 Eggs, butter, toast. 44:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, man. 44:18 Speaker 1 Maybe throw in some peanut butter, you know? 44:20 Speaker 1 Give them some, I don't know, maybe once in a while 44:22 Speaker 1 that I'm indulged, I give them like two, 12 packs of Pepsi, 44:26 Speaker 1 you know? 44:27 Speaker 1 Now if you want two, 12 packs of Pepsi, go work for fucking 44:29 Speaker 1 two hours at a job and buy your own fucking Pepsi. 44:31 Speaker 1 I'm just saying, I'm not gonna put you on a bread and water diet, right? 44:35 Speaker 1 But I'm gonna give you, you gotta use it on food, man. 44:38 Speaker 1 You gotta use it on food. 44:39 Speaker 1 It's just stupid. 44:41 Speaker 1 It should be close to a bread and water diet. 44:42 Speaker 1 Like the fair necessities to make you not want being that situation anymore. 44:45 Speaker 1 Because if not, if you're like what you are now, why would you want to stop? 44:48 Speaker 1 You're like, oh fuck, I get almost soda in my snack, the government just pays for it. 44:52 Speaker 1 Now obviously disability is different, but that's a whole another can of worms also, 44:57 Speaker 1 who should be on disability and who not, depending on, you know, my elbow feel funny, you know. 45:01 Speaker 1 Well, you did you did say it earlier you said Atlanta's gonna burn to the ground 45:05 Speaker 1 You know what else is gonna make Atlanta burn to the ground and I don't know if you have this in your news 45:08 Speaker 1 But I just want to know did you hear Derek Chauvin is they're talking about reopening this trial or his case 45:14 Speaker 1 Really for oh to say he's like not guilty 45:17 Speaker 1 Crazy 45:18 Speaker 1 That'd be insane. I'm going I'm going to my cabin and I'm not leaving for two months because 45:25 Speaker 1 It's gonna get wild. Hey, buddy. I mean come back. They're gonna have uh built Marta right up to your damn neighborhood 45:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, Chuck's alright. We're selling the house for living in the cabin. Hope school the kids and I'm just gonna hunt for food 45:35 Speaker 1 This all we're never leaving here again. I got our link and that's it. I'll record and never leaving again 45:40 Speaker 1 I do eight more 45:43 Speaker 1 Oh man, well speaking of like 45:45 Speaker 1 Lawsuits and everything I guess you saw I don't know if you saw the Tate brothers are in court right now and there's there's a bunch of 45:53 Speaker 1 There's a bunch of fucking people saying oh the Tate brothers are broke 45:56 Speaker 1 They don't have any money or anything like that because their attorney came out and said that everything they had 46:00 Speaker 1 is rented and some people just can't wrap their head around it like if you own hundreds of 46:06 Speaker 1 millions of dollars with assets you don't want to own hundreds of millions of dollars of assets 46:10 Speaker 1 you want another company to hold it so that way if you get in trouble you have nothing for them 46:15 Speaker 1 to attack you with you know you can just like if you just put everything away put it in a business 46:20 Speaker 1 put it in a rental company and then you just rent from that company when the government comes 46:23 Speaker 1 after you like this you don't have anything and who's one tote brothers and your interest in 46:28 Speaker 1 take, you know, like the guys are like trying to teach guys not to be Pussy's anymore. 46:33 Speaker 1 Are they black twins? Yeah, yeah, they're like half they're like mixed twins. Oh, yeah, 46:37 Speaker 1 yeah, I knew they are. Yeah, like multi multi million dollars, people. But you got a lot of 46:41 Speaker 1 people that just I just read the comments and the like, Oh, Tate brothers are broke. Like, 46:45 Speaker 1 there's just so many idiots on the internet that just don't understand how the world works, 46:49 Speaker 1 you know, and who the fuck's gonna let somebody tap to or stitch the name Tate in the headrest 46:54 Speaker 1 of a fucking Bugatti if he's written it and people just don't think about stuff. 46:57 Speaker 1 Wait, are these the island boys? 46:59 Speaker 1 No, no, no, two different people. 47:02 Speaker 1 Because the island boys, they're broke, right? 47:04 Speaker 1 Oh, they're retarded, yeah. 47:05 Speaker 1 They're fucking idiots, man. 47:07 Speaker 1 They're the ones with all the tattoos on their faces and they got the weird hairdo 47:09 Speaker 1 and they had that one song just like, 47:11 Speaker 1 Island boy! 47:13 Speaker 1 They've been retarded since day one. 47:14 Speaker 1 They always keep getting beat up and they get scammed and everything. 47:18 Speaker 1 Streamers will have them on for their live streams and they just look like they're cracked out 47:22 Speaker 1 and the end of it, they don't, they freak out or something 47:24 Speaker 1 and they end up leaving and they don't get any money 47:26 Speaker 1 because they left early, they're just retarded. 47:28 Speaker 1 Can we get them on this show? 47:30 Speaker 1 I don't know if they even know how to like set something up 47:32 Speaker 1 for themselves, really. 47:34 Speaker 1 I don't know who you talk to about getting those guys on. 47:37 Speaker 1 We'll have Mark do it. 47:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, Mark can go down to Florida and find him. 47:40 Speaker 1 They probably love Mark, but somewhere down there. 47:44 Speaker 1 Okay, all right, we'll go and get into 47:46 Speaker 1 Della Dosa Dum news. 47:49 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of the new daily dose of the news for you daily dose of the news 48:04 Speaker 1 daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from Brandon he's done everything is under 48:12 Speaker 1 mode. 48:13 Speaker 1 Nepal death toll rises to 389 amid fears of new flood. 48:18 Speaker 1 as you saw people probably seen the videos of the town's just completely wiped out 48:24 Speaker 1 of over there in the the poll into bed 48:26 Speaker 1 flash floods 48:28 Speaker 1 now obviously 48:30 Speaker 1 uh... when you get a lot of water one time that's what a flash flood is it comes 48:33 Speaker 1 running down the hill 48:34 Speaker 1 with these guys they built their homes in the in a valley 48:36 Speaker 1 like uh... right above a stream so it's kind of like the kind of justice dumb as 48:40 Speaker 1 the people who built a new orleans like below sea level of the level of the 48:43 Speaker 1 level of the whole 48:44 Speaker 1 uh... but they didn't so 48:45 Speaker 1 But right now more than 900 people are missing at least 48:49 Speaker 1 389 have died in Nepal and Tibet at least 48:52 Speaker 1 558 people are missing with three confirmed dead, but it's not clear if these figures overlap with Nepal's 48:57 Speaker 1 But I will say some of the videos I've been seeing of the water coming rushing through there a lot of their buildings are still standing because it's like concrete 49:04 Speaker 1 It's nothing like North Carolina when the water came through and it just obliterated all these homes now obviously it wasn't as bad 49:10 Speaker 1 North Carolina wasn't as bad as what's going on in Nepal mainly because I don't think they have any assets that help these people are 49:15 Speaker 1 do anything because more than likely I think these towns are just gonna become 49:19 Speaker 1 lakes again it's like Lake Lanier they just flooded the whole place and now it's a 49:23 Speaker 1 lake and it's probably gonna be haunted and probably gonna get sucked under and 49:26 Speaker 1 everything like that but I don't know there we've been having a lot of natural 49:29 Speaker 1 disasters lately and some people are blaming the government down in Antarctica 49:32 Speaker 1 you heard about that I watched have you watched all the videos out of Nepal 49:38 Speaker 1 not all of them but I've seen a lot I will say it's what whatever death toll 49:44 Speaker 1 they're putting out there. I don't know if these people are just too stupid to understand how, 49:48 Speaker 1 you know, death works. But when you see a video, and it's a CCTV video, and you see 49:54 Speaker 1 hundreds of people running from a building, and within four seconds, the entire area is covered by 50:02 Speaker 1 a hundred feet of water. And you log those people as missing, you're an idiot. Okay? 50:09 Speaker 1 This number is going to go through the roof. I mean, the videos are terrible, man. 50:13 Speaker 1 and watching people get just annihilated. 50:16 Speaker 1 And they're running and it's like, 50:17 Speaker 1 where are you gonna go? 50:19 Speaker 1 And the building that I saw was a really, 50:21 Speaker 1 one of them was a really nice, 50:22 Speaker 1 almost like a palace. 50:24 Speaker 1 I don't know if that was like their courthouse 50:25 Speaker 1 or what it was, but the whole thing from the back 50:28 Speaker 1 just gets destroyed and all these people 50:30 Speaker 1 just get completely buried in water and mud. 50:34 Speaker 1 It's like, there's no way that they survive. 50:37 Speaker 1 But anyway, did you see the reports of what they think 50:40 Speaker 1 caused this, which is pretty crazy? 50:42 Speaker 1 And I'm not trying to talk bad about these people because obviously they are who they are 50:46 Speaker 1 but me and Brandon, you know, we did the research on this. I mean, we know in the entire world 50:53 Speaker 1 which country has the lowest IQ. Was it Nepal? There were dumber than dolphins? Dumber than 50:59 Speaker 1 dolphins. Oh yeah, no, that proves it too because in some of those videos you see everything 51:03 Speaker 1 flooding and these people are running down the mountain. Like guys, water, you need to 51:07 Speaker 1 go up higher guy. I saw. 51:11 Speaker 1 One of the saddest ones was a tour bus that was parked on, like, like, 51:14 Speaker 1 inside the road and you're watching the video and there was like a BBC 51:18 Speaker 1 reporter and she's like, here you see video of the water rising very, 51:23 Speaker 1 very quickly. Now, unfortunately, we're going to cut away because the entire crowd 51:27 Speaker 1 and the bus get swept away. Well, you watch the video for like 30 seconds and 51:32 Speaker 1 these people are all standing next to the bus, like watching the water go and 51:36 Speaker 1 They're just chilling and there's a hill right next to them. 51:39 Speaker 1 Like they could have went up the hill, 51:40 Speaker 1 but they're all just standing next to the bus, 51:41 Speaker 1 watching the water rise, rise, rise, 51:44 Speaker 1 and then they cut it and you see this massive wave 51:47 Speaker 1 come over the lip of the road and just, 51:49 Speaker 1 and I guess it just swept them all away and they all died. 51:52 Speaker 1 So I mean, when you have, you know, 51:55 Speaker 1 an entire population that's not educated 51:59 Speaker 1 and they don't understand, I guess, how science works, 52:01 Speaker 1 you know, that's one thing. 52:02 Speaker 1 But then the reports that came out 52:04 Speaker 1 and they said, what do you think, 52:05 Speaker 1 Well, you know, what does the country think caused this? 52:08 Speaker 1 Did you hear what they're reporting? 52:10 Speaker 1 I'm not kidding. 52:11 Speaker 1 This is not a lie. 52:12 Speaker 1 Did you hear the first reports of what caused it? 52:14 Speaker 1 Coming from Napoleon's? 52:16 Speaker 1 Yes. 52:17 Speaker 1 No, what did they say? 52:18 Speaker 1 A piece of ice fell off a mountain and landed in a lake. 52:21 Speaker 1 It's, it's retarded. 52:26 Speaker 1 And they're like first reports are 52:28 Speaker 1 that possibly a glacier fell off the mountain into the lake 52:31 Speaker 1 which caused a massive tidal wave to go, 52:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 52:36 Speaker 1 But I don't care how big the glacier is, 52:39 Speaker 1 this is a frickin' active like flash flood 52:43 Speaker 1 that came from somewhere. 52:45 Speaker 1 And if it was just a glacier, 52:47 Speaker 1 big that glacier would have to be, 52:48 Speaker 1 and even if it did, it's not just going over the dam, okay? 52:52 Speaker 1 It's going everywhere. 52:53 Speaker 1 Anyway, it is what it is. 52:55 Speaker 1 I feel bad for the people, but. 52:57 Speaker 1 What? 52:58 Speaker 1 You know, survival of the fittest, I guess. 52:59 Speaker 1 What was the most impressive to me, though, 53:01 Speaker 1 that I saw in one of the videos is they actually 53:02 Speaker 1 had a bridge built. 53:04 Speaker 1 It was like a real bridge. 53:05 Speaker 1 Did you see that one and it got wiped out? 53:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, the one that washed away. 53:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, the water gets up that high, 53:10 Speaker 1 I mean, you're fucked anyway, 53:11 Speaker 1 but I was surprised it lasted for like, 53:13 Speaker 1 however long it's been lasting. 53:14 Speaker 1 Like I did not expect to see a bridge 53:16 Speaker 1 that looked like that in Nepal. 53:19 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 53:20 Speaker 1 I mean, it has the origins and everything. 53:21 Speaker 1 That might have been, I mean, it probably took them, 53:23 Speaker 1 it probably took them, you know, 53:24 Speaker 1 a thousand years to get it built, but. 53:26 Speaker 1 It washed away really quick. 53:30 Speaker 1 Like, I just feel like, you know, 53:32 Speaker 1 even in a day after tomorrow, 53:33 Speaker 1 these movies you watch, 53:34 Speaker 1 these big waves crush into the Golden Gate Bridge, or they crush into these landmarks, 53:40 Speaker 1 and even in England, any of those bridges, I feel like they hold up for a few minutes. 53:47 Speaker 1 The first wave that hit that bridge, it was gone, and it floated, which I thought was interesting. 53:53 Speaker 1 I've never seen a big bridge like that float. 53:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, they probably use some kind of hollow fucking metal or something. 53:59 Speaker 1 Exactly. 54:00 Speaker 1 It's just sad. 54:01 Speaker 1 It's sad. 54:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, can you imagine being the monk on top of the mountain and just watching it all unfold 54:07 Speaker 1 They got a bunch of mugs a little on top of them 54:08 Speaker 1 See all it takes to be a monk in the Paul is to understand that you probably should be on top of the mountain 54:12 Speaker 1 Not down in the valley where everything falls and crushes yet 54:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess they just put put all their houses and stuff down there because they were so close to a water source 54:20 Speaker 1 but you know when you're that close to a water source you have to deal with what they dealt with and 54:25 Speaker 1 Socks man sucks for those people, but you know at the end of the day 54:28 Speaker 1 I think we lost so far that the last kind of saw was 52 Americans 54:32 Speaker 1 Or which is mind boggling to me. 54:34 Speaker 1 What were they doing there? 54:35 Speaker 1 Were they living there or just hanging out? 54:36 Speaker 1 And again, mind boggling to me, you know, there's maybe they're getting ready to 54:40 Speaker 1 climb Everest. 54:41 Speaker 1 Is that close to Everest where they were at? 54:44 Speaker 1 Oh, I think it's somewhere around there. 54:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:46 Speaker 1 I think it's between Nepal and Tibet. 54:47 Speaker 1 Where is now? 54:50 Speaker 1 Dude, how much would that suck? 54:52 Speaker 1 You go all the way over there. 54:53 Speaker 1 You pay your $50,000 to climb Everest. 54:56 Speaker 1 And then while you're waiting to go up the mountain, you get washed away by a mudslide. 54:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:59 Speaker 1 it's located between Nepal and the Tibet Autonomous Region of China. 55:03 Speaker 1 So how far from Everest is where the slide's at? 55:07 Speaker 1 Uh, Everest to Nepal. Mount Everest to Nepal distance. 55:13 Speaker 1 Uh, about 100 miles. Straight line. 55:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was telling the white Americans would be there. Maybe they were missionaries or something. 55:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. They were doing missionary with them? 55:24 Speaker 1 You know what a missionary is. Yeah, but I think in that scenario, 55:27 Speaker 1 I mean you probably want to give them some of your seed just to make them smarter 55:31 Speaker 1 You know, I'm doing the Lord's work, man. These people are really dumb. Yeah, I mean you could you could just take 55:37 Speaker 1 I mean anybody from America I think for the most part you probably take him over there 55:40 Speaker 1 And then if you just gave him like a vial full of semen 55:42 Speaker 1 I mean they probably get shit done in like 20 years. You know, it's weird as we should tell Neil to go over there 55:47 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I just went to a little Neil. No, see those running around. He'd be the smartest dude ever in that country 55:53 Speaker 1 They speak what Mandarin over there? 55:55 Speaker 1 probably not believe Nepalese right? Nepalese? 55:59 Speaker 1 What language do they speak in Nepal? 56:03 Speaker 1 They speak a more retarded version of Dolphin. 56:07 Speaker 1 I'm just kidding. Oh yeah, Nepali. Oh, okay. So they can't really think of it. 56:11 Speaker 1 Dude, I should do country roads in Nepali. 56:15 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, did you want to play that? Let me send that over. Yeah. How can I play it? You got it. 56:21 Speaker 1 So if you guys don't remember, we had Neil Sito on, 56:25 Speaker 1 the artist previously known as Hooker Neil, 56:28 Speaker 1 Arvius, artist previously known as just Neil. 56:31 Speaker 1 And no knows Neil. So he came on and he's doing his music thing. So Neil's starting his 56:36 Speaker 1 music career at the age of 50. He's going solo, he's playing smoke with mics, things like that. 56:40 Speaker 1 He's recording his own stuff, which I just think is 56:43 Speaker 1 amazing for him. It's really cool because he is a good musician. I've never heard him 56:47 Speaker 1 saying but I'm excited. 56:48 Speaker 1 So me and Brandon told him when he came on the show, I think it was earlier this week or last week, that he needed to record American songs in Spanish. 56:59 Speaker 1 And it would be awesome because you could still hear it. 57:02 Speaker 1 So he didn't get it to us that day, he didn't get it to us the next day and Brandon. 57:05 Speaker 1 And you know, it's like one of those things like, dude, you come on the show, we talked about it, we want to be able to have like a payoff here. 57:10 Speaker 1 So I said, what's the hang up? 57:13 Speaker 1 And Neil said, I can't figure out exactly how to translate it. 57:18 Speaker 1 That is perfect. 57:19 Speaker 1 And I said, that's even better. 57:21 Speaker 1 Just record it. 57:22 Speaker 1 And he goes, no, I'm going to send you this right now 57:24 Speaker 1 so you can see how hard this is. 57:26 Speaker 1 So he sends me the translation. 57:28 Speaker 1 So I sit down with a guitar and I record it flawlessly 57:32 Speaker 1 within 30 seconds. 57:34 Speaker 1 I send it to him and he goes, 57:36 Speaker 1 that is the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard 57:38 Speaker 1 just being a people. 57:39 Speaker 1 I know we got some Spanish speakers here so you'll let us know down below how far off old Charles chuckles was 57:45 Speaker 1 But we got it right here. We'll go ahead play it for you on the way out today 57:52 Speaker 1 It's really good it's really good 58:14 Speaker 1 Riosha Nindova, La Vida S. Viha, Mas Viha, Mas Jovekulat Mountain, 58:37 Speaker 1 Callous to Rala, Vifana E, Ami Luba, T.V. O'Korzo, Virginia O'S.Tay, Montana M.E.A., 58:58 Speaker 1 I'm from me. 59:01 Speaker 1 I'm Carlos Piana. 59:04 Speaker 1 Hey, Posit for a second. So dude, all I can think of is when I did it and he told me how disrespectful it was. 59:10 Speaker 1 Is if you ever heard the Mexican band, it's like 59:15 Speaker 1 Aussie, Ape, Moom, Mani, Aussie, Table, Onway. 59:22 Speaker 1 Hey, right. 59:22 Speaker 1 Like, white people are like, what? 59:26 Speaker 1 But to Hispanic people, it sounds really, really good. 59:29 Speaker 1 You don't just be as people. 59:29 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, man, you nailed it, right? 59:31 Speaker 1 They're good, yeah. 59:32 Speaker 1 So I feel like when you listen to this, 59:33 Speaker 1 if you do know Spanish, that's what I feel like happened. 59:37 Speaker 1 But it sounds like, to me, as a gringo, 59:39 Speaker 1 that only speaks English, it's really good. 59:41 Speaker 1 I like it. 59:42 Speaker 1 I mean, I know there's a Take Me Home somewhere in there. 59:44 Speaker 1 I have not heard Casa once, 59:45 Speaker 1 but I don't know if there's a different word for it. 59:48 Speaker 1 But play the next part. 59:50 Speaker 1 A-me-s-n-re-as 59:53 Speaker 1 Circa-ale 59:57 Speaker 1 K-ter-me-na-th 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Do-akwa-s-s-s-h-h-h-h-h-h-h 1:00:03 Speaker 1 I think that was classes. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 That was Akwa Azulat, that was blue water. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, good. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 Blue-bout water. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 As-k'i-itat 1:00:49 Speaker 1 I 1:00:51 Speaker 1 like 1:00:53 Speaker 1 me a 1:00:55 Speaker 1 Callous 1:00:56 Speaker 1 What do you do? I don't know I don't know any of those words mean but I don't hear I didn't hear Casa either 1:01:04 Speaker 1 You're probably saying like a bunch of slurs or something so whoever speaks Spanish somebody 1:01:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, what the fuck Chuck just said it's probably really bad Neil's just like dude 1:01:14 Speaker 1 This is the worst thing I've ever heard in it 1:01:16 Speaker 1 I have a bunch of slurs and whatnot, but I was really I thought it just doesn't hit us hard in Spanish 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Maybe it's cuz you butchered it, but I don't know like I said I'll tell the difference 1:01:23 Speaker 1 I don't even know I don't even know like where the punctuation goes 1:01:26 Speaker 1 Okay, I just did what I whatever words I could fit in off of his list that went with the tune 1:01:32 Speaker 1 I did it now. He's doing it in pro tools like he's he's actually trying to make it when I send him that 1:01:37 Speaker 1 He said not always disrespectful, but it's gonna make mine sound a lot better and I'm like good 1:01:41 Speaker 1 I did this to let a fire dog. Yeah, this is what I do. I thought it was gonna be like 1:01:46 Speaker 1 You know, Mexican Mexican. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 Uh... 1:01:49 Speaker 1 Casa! 1:01:51 Speaker 1 To the place! 1:01:53 Speaker 1 Yo. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 Oh, I think you know, you're like... 1:01:55 Speaker 1 No. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 Ocasa! 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Pundi Pains! 1:01:58 Speaker 1 Where I call home! 1:02:00 Speaker 1 Biz Virginia! 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Mounting Mama! 1:02:02 Speaker 1 I think you meant like that. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what... 1:02:05 Speaker 1 I don't know what the case is. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. 1:02:08 Speaker 1 After he just did 10 seconds of it. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Skip with another 90 seconds, that'd be the whole song. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 No. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 you guys want it in Spanish or you go 1:02:17 Speaker 1 three roads I'm not 1:02:19 Speaker 1 oh all right man we appreciate everybody 1:02:24 Speaker 1 listening hopefully everyone has a good 1:02:26 Speaker 1 weekend to stay safe if not to get in 1:02:27 Speaker 1 trouble you do something stupid remember 1:02:29 Speaker 1 to call the Aurora law firm and tell 1:02:30 Speaker 1 them you did something stupid and you're 1:02:32 Speaker 1 listening to daily dojo maybe he'll 1:02:33 Speaker 1 give you a discount or maybe he's just 1:02:34 Speaker 1 gonna shake his head even more it's 1:02:36 Speaker 1 expected it's a shot you know we're 1:02:38 Speaker 1 gonna out here yeah man stay safe going 1:02:40 Speaker 1 back if you're gonna be at the never 1:02:42 Speaker 1 I'm Ryan. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Pray is getting a lot of you over so can't even call me. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 So, alright, see you later. 1:02:46 Speaker 1 I was in a mark by country roll, hate me all.