Will Turpin On Dolly Parton EP-377 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-27


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It's okay 1:11 Speaker 1 Everything's gonna be good. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the day the dough show over there's Chuck Charles iron fist. How you doing? 1:15 Speaker 1 It's been an eventful day, man. It's been eventful day. I I worked I came home to record 1:21 Speaker 1 Found some fun videos on Facebook that I sent to you and and then I sat down with a guitar and 1:28 Speaker 1 and learned islands in the stream and Jolene, 1:31 Speaker 1 just because I felt like it. 1:33 Speaker 1 And surprisingly, I know this, 1:36 Speaker 1 you're gonna find a way to spend this to make it dirty. 1:39 Speaker 1 Dolly Parton really loved D Minor. 1:43 Speaker 1 Like really loved D Minor in her songs. 1:46 Speaker 1 I've never played as many songs with D Minor in it 1:49 Speaker 1 other than Dolly Parton. 1:50 Speaker 1 So I don't know what that means, 1:51 Speaker 1 except for she likes weird kind of mysterious music. 1:56 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:57 Speaker 1 And I feel like country is probably the I've said this before it's the easiest to write easiest to sing perform and 2:02 Speaker 1 Play because there's really not much going on in there 2:04 Speaker 1 It's not like it's a rock show 2:06 Speaker 1 It's not like it's a rap song and use it about the synthesizers and reverb and all this crazy shit 2:10 Speaker 1 Pretty much or what country should be is just you know like a person with a guitar barely got any notes 2:15 Speaker 1 Maybe a little bit of drums in the background and it's just just singing just I whenever I think about I just think about like Hank Williams, Jr 2:22 Speaker 1 Like you got a guitar some drums. That's about it. You don't really know nothing else because I think 2:26 Speaker 1 country music the more focus on the vocals and what they're saying or at least old traditional 2:31 Speaker 1 country and they got rock that they don't really care what they say as long as it sounds good and 2:35 Speaker 1 it goes with the the heaviness of the band and whatnot oh yeah then you got rap that's just on the 2:39 Speaker 1 completely other side that just wants it to sound good on the beat sometimes you got people that 2:43 Speaker 1 actually do wordplay and whatnot there's melodies and shit but for the most part country's just the 2:47 Speaker 1 bare bones vocals I would say rocks in the middle between country and rap yeah I mean usually I'd 2:53 Speaker 1 I would agree with you. 2:54 Speaker 1 But like I said, I've tried to learn a lot of music 2:56 Speaker 1 from a lot of different bands. 2:58 Speaker 1 And the only other band that uses D minor 3:00 Speaker 1 as much as Dolly Parton was Dropkick Murphy's, 3:02 Speaker 1 which is really weird. 3:04 Speaker 1 Because I've never seen a country music artist 3:07 Speaker 1 use D minor the way she did. 3:09 Speaker 1 Usually it's GC and D, which they all say like, 3:11 Speaker 1 oh, there are all three chords in the tree with brother, 3:13 Speaker 1 like whatever. 3:15 Speaker 1 But you're right, like Hank Williams, 3:16 Speaker 1 Junior David Allen Coe, those are very easy songs, 3:19 Speaker 1 easy music to learn and play 3:21 Speaker 1 because they don't really care so much about the chord progression. 3:24 Speaker 1 But I just thought that was interesting. 3:26 Speaker 1 Just wanted to share it. 3:26 Speaker 1 And I know we'll get into Dolly a little bit later in the show. 3:29 Speaker 1 So I wanted to talk to you Carter. 3:32 Speaker 1 We're getting into that. 3:32 Speaker 1 Hey, dad. 3:34 Speaker 1 I want to talk to you, Brandon, about Carter's. 3:37 Speaker 1 He had something happen to him today. 3:39 Speaker 1 And I was the guilty party. 3:44 Speaker 1 And we've never talked about this in the show. 3:46 Speaker 1 Brandon and I have never discussed this. 3:48 Speaker 1 I don't know if I've ever even discussed this with another human being. 3:50 Speaker 1 So I'm very excited to get your take on this. 3:53 Speaker 1 And I pray to God you've experienced it 3:55 Speaker 1 because I've never been more, what's the word, sad 4:00 Speaker 1 and embarrassed and just like, oh, 4:02 Speaker 1 I can't believe that just happened. 4:03 Speaker 1 So this morning, Savannah has started a study group 4:08 Speaker 1 that she goes to at 630 in the morning 4:10 Speaker 1 for her eighth grade. 4:11 Speaker 1 It's not a, it's not a, dude, don't let her fool you. 4:14 Speaker 1 Okay. 4:15 Speaker 1 How about to say what? 4:16 Speaker 1 How about to say what could you be studying in eighth grade? 4:18 Speaker 1 You need to go to school or Starbucks 4:19 Speaker 1 the 630 in the morning for it's like, it's eighth grade. All right, 4:22 Speaker 1 he's got math and fucking science and figure out where the goddamn P.E. 4:26 Speaker 1 volleyball is. That's all you gotta do. 4:27 Speaker 1 Thank you. This is the dumbest smartest thing my daughter's ever done. 4:32 Speaker 1 So she has scheduled this, this, you know, frickin study group that all of 4:36 Speaker 1 her friends go and they meet at Starbucks at 630 and they hang out till 8 15. 4:42 Speaker 1 And then one of the moms picks them up and takes them through car riders and 4:44 Speaker 1 they get dropped off at school. 4:46 Speaker 1 What's how does school start there? Fucking 10 o'clock. 4:48 Speaker 1 They're gonna be at school at 8.30. 4:50 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I forget everything up there's just all on top of each other's everything's just so close to each other because like when I was going to school it was at least a 20 minute ride whatever school I went. 4:58 Speaker 1 Oh, no, Starbucks is two minutes from her school two minutes. So they get, you know, an hour and a half two hours just sit at Starbucks and, you know, drink their whatever they're drinking and eat whatever they're eating and just talk. Right? It's a social club. 5:12 Speaker 1 to start the day off with a shit ton of sugar and caffeine. 5:15 Speaker 1 Of course. Yes. So she's been doing this twice a week. It is what it is. But today was the first day 5:19 Speaker 1 that I had to take her to this study group. Well, I'm not going to call this. Hang out. I'm not calling 5:24 Speaker 1 a study group. That's stupid. So Megan had to go in early for whatever she was doing. Oh, she had a 5:32 Speaker 1 board meeting or she had a teacher meeting at the school. So she had to be gone at 7, 15 or 7, 20. 5:39 Speaker 1 And she says to me before I leave, she goes, hey, the kids or Sydney, Sydney wants to come to school 5:44 Speaker 1 with me so she doesn't have ride the bus. So she won't be here when you get back. And I'm like, 5:49 Speaker 1 cool. So I forgot we have a third kid, which you do that often. That comes into play. So dude, 5:57 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is about even hearing the word coffee in the morning. But it might 6:03 Speaker 1 immediately my clock is like, dude, you got to go to the bathroom. Okay, you got to, you got to 6:07 Speaker 1 hit it. You know, you got to hit it hard. So I'm, I'm, I run in the door and mind you, 6:13 Speaker 1 I think the house is empty. Okay. I think the house is completely empty. So, so I run into 6:20 Speaker 1 my bathroom downstairs. You know how my house is laid out. It's at the bottom of the stairs. 6:24 Speaker 1 I run in, I leave the doors wide open and I'm just, you know, going, I'm in the bathroom. 6:29 Speaker 1 I'm doing my handling my business at, you know, whatever, seven, 20 in the morning. Well, I'm 6:34 Speaker 1 watching videos on my phone and all this and I hear like water running in the house somewhere 6:44 Speaker 1 and I stop my phone and I go we have a leak you know like what could that be and then I hear 6:49 Speaker 1 some more movement and I'm like what is that I'm like we have like rats in the ceiling like what 6:54 Speaker 1 else could go wrong right I'm like that's weird all of a sudden dude I'm sitting there on my phone 6:59 Speaker 1 and Carter walks around the bottom of the stairs, 7:05 Speaker 1 and he looks in and he goes, what are you doing? 7:10 Speaker 1 Shit, and what's up? 7:11 Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God! 7:12 Speaker 1 And I shut the door in his face. 7:13 Speaker 1 I was like, what are you doing, dude? 7:15 Speaker 1 He goes, oh, going to school. 7:17 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, you gotta tell me 7:19 Speaker 1 you're here next time. 7:20 Speaker 1 You know, I was so embarrassing, 7:22 Speaker 1 but it made me think back on my childhood. 7:26 Speaker 1 Did you ever, did you ever walk in on your parents going to the bathroom? 7:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was just about to say that. 7:34 Speaker 1 All right. 7:34 Speaker 1 So your bathroom downstairs is a straight look on straight ahead. 7:38 Speaker 1 So you just see them all our bathrooms are side angled. 7:41 Speaker 1 So the doors angled from the side. 7:42 Speaker 1 So you just see, you know, uh, hairy legs and just a man taking the shit on the toilet. 7:47 Speaker 1 And you know what the worst thing is? 7:49 Speaker 1 I still experienced that probably about two to three times a week with def August. 7:52 Speaker 1 Cause that motherfucker just leaves the door cracked open. 7:54 Speaker 1 And if I catch him not playing something on his phone, I just open the door. I'm like, oh guys 8:00 Speaker 1 What's up? Hey, just you just like a hairy caveman. He ain't got no clothes on whatsoever. I'm just like what? 8:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, they have a shirt or anything on because he just goes to the bathroom naked 8:11 Speaker 1 Well, he gets up in the morning just wearing boxers and he just goes in there 8:13 Speaker 1 And I'm just like oh Jesus Christ like that's one way to ruin your day 8:17 Speaker 1 And then for the next 30 minutes 8:18 Speaker 1 I got the image burned in my mind because I'm thinking about how I started my day and like oh first 10 minute five minutes 8:23 Speaker 1 for being awake. I see Deaf August naked taking a shit. 8:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I know what you're going through. 8:28 Speaker 1 I still have to deal with that today. 8:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think as a kid though, 8:33 Speaker 1 like the first time you, 8:34 Speaker 1 cause you know, I think all kids look at their parents different, 8:37 Speaker 1 right? Like you look at your parents, 8:38 Speaker 1 like you put them on a pedestal, you know, 8:40 Speaker 1 your dad's like a superhero, like you nothing hurts him. 8:43 Speaker 1 He never cries. He can't, you know, whatever. 8:45 Speaker 1 So I remember like, I think I was maybe Carter's age 8:48 Speaker 1 or a little bit younger and my dad was home 8:52 Speaker 1 And my mom told me to go up to their room for something. 8:57 Speaker 1 I was trying to find something. 8:58 Speaker 1 I might have been hydrogen peroxide, 8:59 Speaker 1 because I needed that a lot, 9:00 Speaker 1 because I got skinned knees and got hurt. 9:02 Speaker 1 And she's like, hey, it's in our bathroom under the sink. 9:05 Speaker 1 So I just run upstairs, run through the bedroom, 9:07 Speaker 1 run into their bathroom, and I open it up. 9:10 Speaker 1 And that's the first time I ever realized 9:14 Speaker 1 that a grown man smells so much worse than a child. 9:18 Speaker 1 Like I've never- 9:19 Speaker 1 I find the same. 9:19 Speaker 1 That shit's all smelled the same, too. 9:22 Speaker 1 I've never experienced anything like that. 9:26 Speaker 1 And I remember I was like, oh, oh, and my dad's, 9:29 Speaker 1 my dad just like sitting there, like you said sideways, 9:31 Speaker 1 like he had a newspaper, you know? 9:33 Speaker 1 And he's like, what are you doing? 9:35 Speaker 1 And I was like, I'm trying to get hydrogen peroxide. 9:36 Speaker 1 He's like, you can grab it. 9:37 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm good. 9:38 Speaker 1 And I just ran away. 9:41 Speaker 1 But I just thought it was funny that Carter, 9:43 Speaker 1 the reaction of him just looking at me going, 9:46 Speaker 1 what you doing? 9:48 Speaker 1 What, why are you talking to me? 9:50 Speaker 1 Like that was the creepiest part of the whole thing. 9:52 Speaker 1 Oh, I remember my daddy's get pissed about that too. 9:54 Speaker 1 In the morning to be in the bathroom, 9:55 Speaker 1 I'll be like trying to have conversations 9:56 Speaker 1 with him outside the door. 9:57 Speaker 1 He's like, go away. 9:58 Speaker 1 Stop talking to me right now. 9:59 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh boy. 10:01 Speaker 1 I'm using the bathroom. 10:02 Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, but y'all mom talks to me 10:04 Speaker 1 when I'm in the bathroom. 10:05 Speaker 1 I'm like six years old. 10:06 Speaker 1 Is that okay in there? 10:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:08 Speaker 1 So I thought it was normal to talk to people 10:09 Speaker 1 through the bathroom while the shit. 10:11 Speaker 1 One of the best stories I ever heard, 10:12 Speaker 1 and I was not only, I might've been alive for it, 10:14 Speaker 1 but I wasn't enough to remember it, 10:16 Speaker 1 was my parents when they had me, 10:18 Speaker 1 I was, I was, yeah, I was me, 10:19 Speaker 1 because I was little. 10:20 Speaker 1 And my sister was five years old with me. 10:21 Speaker 1 So she was like six at the time. 10:23 Speaker 1 And my parents were like, dude, 10:24 Speaker 1 we cannot get away from these kids. 10:26 Speaker 1 Like it was just impossible to get away from us. 10:28 Speaker 1 So I guess one day they went to the bathroom 10:31 Speaker 1 and they thought, well, you know, 10:32 Speaker 1 we can do whatever we want in here 10:35 Speaker 1 because the kids are out there and we're good. 10:37 Speaker 1 So as they're in there, 10:39 Speaker 1 my dad had his socks on, I don't know why, 10:42 Speaker 1 but he had his socks on and my sister, 10:44 Speaker 1 at this point she's five or six 10:45 Speaker 1 and she reaches under the door 10:47 Speaker 1 and grabs his sock. 10:48 Speaker 1 And she's like pulling on his... 10:50 Speaker 1 My dad's like, it was the worst experience of my life, 10:57 Speaker 1 while I'm trying to make out with your mother. 10:59 Speaker 1 And I have my five year old daughter with a hold, 11:02 Speaker 1 she's got a hold of my sock. 11:03 Speaker 1 And that's been the converse socks 11:05 Speaker 1 that really long that went up your calf. 11:07 Speaker 1 So there's like no way he could get away from her, you know? 11:10 Speaker 1 It's like a tiny spinger trap. 11:11 Speaker 1 The harder you pull the tighter it gets. 11:15 Speaker 1 It's like a whore baby. 11:16 Speaker 1 He's about to get sucked under the door. 11:17 Speaker 1 exactly so anyway um yeah when people in the bathroom just 11:22 Speaker 1 take mine and bradon's advice leave them alone you know and if you go to the 11:25 Speaker 1 bathroom lock the door even if your dad you think you're home alone just lock 11:28 Speaker 1 the door you never know 11:30 Speaker 1 uh yeah okay we go over here in the comments uh 11:32 Speaker 1 tim curry died too yes uh from terra and uh young 11:36 Speaker 1 among garter uh rip dolly parton and tim curry yes they both died 11:40 Speaker 1 uh very sad day in america the flagger at half staff 11:44 Speaker 1 uh we're gonna have a uh hopefully an expert on the scenario situation maybe 11:47 Speaker 1 expert but someone who was crossed patch with her back in the day so we'll 11:52 Speaker 1 hopefully have him on here later but I actually today I met a I met a man I'm 11:57 Speaker 1 not gonna tell you who who this old guy was but I'm at the gas station right I'm 12:01 Speaker 1 walking up to the counter to pay there's an old guy standing the right he bought 12:04 Speaker 1 his lottery tickets and the cashier is messing with them and he tells the old 12:07 Speaker 1 guys like they're talking and the old man's like oh I guess I gotta go now huh and 12:11 Speaker 1 he's like well you don't have to you just stand over there and then I walk up he's 12:14 Speaker 1 like I want to go with this young man I'm like you don't want to go with me I'm 12:17 Speaker 1 to go dig ditches in the summer heat out there to church. So, oh, no, I don't want to do that. 12:21 Speaker 1 He's like, I didn't my fair share of digging back in Vietnam. I'm like, Oh, shit. I was like, 12:26 Speaker 1 you're digging was way fucking worse than mine, man. And then he's like, wait, I order you, 12:31 Speaker 1 or I said, I'm getting too old to do it too. I order you. I'm like, 27. He's like, 47. And the cash 12:37 Speaker 1 here's like, he said, 27 is I, oh, he's still wet behind the ears. And I'm all right, well, 12:41 Speaker 1 you guys have a good day. And it, it just kind of got me thinking, you know, I don't know if I've 12:45 Speaker 1 I've ever met like a professional digger at that point. 12:48 Speaker 1 I think Vietnam veterans are probably the professional diggers, correct? 12:51 Speaker 1 I don't know if there's so much professional diggers as professional, 12:57 Speaker 1 like whole explorers, because I mean, the, the, the, the holes were already dug. 13:02 Speaker 1 I mean, the Viet Cong had dug all the holes. 13:05 Speaker 1 They just had to go in with a flashlight and a handgun and like, and like shimmy 13:09 Speaker 1 through them and like try to kill people. 13:11 Speaker 1 So I don't know if they dug as much over there as they explored. 13:14 Speaker 1 So I think they had to dig like ditches and pits and whatnot. And to me, I'm like, yeah, that was probably a little more intense 13:19 Speaker 1 because if you didn't get this whole dug in like a certain time, I mean, you're gonna get your head blown off 13:22 Speaker 1 You're gonna have a gook just running the trench and just sleep 13:25 Speaker 1 We probably should not refer to them as gooks. That was Vietnam. We don't you know, they're no longer known as that to the vehicle 13:32 Speaker 1 Well, we're trying to be time period accurate over here, right? Oh, is that what we're doing because yeah 13:36 Speaker 1 Then we shouldn't talk about 13:38 Speaker 1 Pre Abraham Lincoln on the show ever 13:40 Speaker 1 ever. It's going to turn to Django Unchained real quick. Brandon's like, no, it's cool, 13:44 Speaker 1 man. And we're doing time paired specific here. I can say whatever I want now. 13:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, we should start doing reenactment. That'd be fun. We just dressed up and do react 13:51 Speaker 1 myths on the show. We just do an entire shows like a certain period. Nope. No, we're the 13:55 Speaker 1 black guy. Nope. And why can't you tell us who this guy was? What did you actually get 13:59 Speaker 1 to know him? And he's like in the witness protection program or is he somebody famous? 14:02 Speaker 1 Why can't you tell us who this guy is? Oh, I don't know who I don't know his name or 14:05 Speaker 1 anything. I've come ever seen him. Well, why don't you say it that what you said, 14:08 Speaker 1 Hey man, I'm gonna tell you a story, but I can't tell you who this guy is. 14:11 Speaker 1 Okay. 14:12 Speaker 1 Well, I was gonna start off by a Vietnam vet and I would have gave it away when he's talking 14:13 Speaker 1 about digging ditches and everything like that. 14:15 Speaker 1 Oh, I see what you did there. 14:17 Speaker 1 So real quick to get into what everyone's talking about with the Tim Curry thing. 14:20 Speaker 1 How do you feel about the Tim Curry thing? 14:22 Speaker 1 Is it hits you in a certain way? 14:23 Speaker 1 Do you have any thoughts on this? 14:25 Speaker 1 Because I do, but I want to know what you think. 14:28 Speaker 1 Uh, Tim Curry. 14:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 14:30 Speaker 1 This guy was, uh, he was a great guy. 14:34 Speaker 1 You have no idea what Tim Curry is doing. 14:35 Speaker 1 I don't know. 14:36 Speaker 1 Oh my gosh, Brandon. 14:38 Speaker 1 So Tim Curry, I mean, I know him most for Rocky Horror Picture Show. 14:42 Speaker 1 He was the main character in Rocky Horror Picture Show. 14:45 Speaker 1 He was also, for you, you would know him as the manager at the hotel in Home Alone 2, 14:53 Speaker 1 lost in New York. 14:54 Speaker 1 He was the mean guy with the smile that was trying to find out. 14:59 Speaker 1 He knew immediately that he wasn't with his dad and blah, blah, blah. 15:03 Speaker 1 But anyway, but he's really known for being, he was the original Pennywise. 15:07 Speaker 1 Oh, was he was he also Charlie and Charlie's Angels? Oh, no, he's Roger Corwin or when 15:15 Speaker 1 I 15:16 Speaker 1 Don't know why I just associated him with Cameron Diaz because they both have the same mouth 15:20 Speaker 1 It's just really weird. Have you seen Cameron Diaz's mouth how big it is 15:24 Speaker 1 It's been a minute. She's starting to look real rough. I know she is but either way 15:29 Speaker 1 Tim Curry 15:30 Speaker 1 Here's my question because he did he is mostly well known for his iconic roles in the show in the movies 15:37 Speaker 1 I just told you Pennywise, which is a horror film, which they redid. 15:40 Speaker 1 And obviously it's it. 15:42 Speaker 1 And then Rocky Horror Picture Show where he played a transvestite. 15:45 Speaker 1 I don't even know. 15:47 Speaker 1 I can't even tell you the plot. 15:49 Speaker 1 I just know that watching as a kid, I felt like I was doing something wrong. 15:52 Speaker 1 Do you think when you look at the life of him, Tim Curry compared to the life of Dolly 15:59 Speaker 1 Parton, who do you think is going to end up where we all want to go in that scenario? 16:04 Speaker 1 If you had to choose one. 16:05 Speaker 1 Oh, definitely Dolly Parton. 16:07 Speaker 1 I know. 16:08 Speaker 1 But that's the problem with, you know, I mean, music, you can listen to the same song five 16:14 Speaker 1 times in a day if it's good. 16:15 Speaker 1 Now you can't do that with a movie and you can't do it with a podcast and you can't do 16:18 Speaker 1 it with social media. 16:19 Speaker 1 So I think music transcends above all the entertainment arts just because you can consume it more 16:24 Speaker 1 than anything else. 16:25 Speaker 1 Like you said, you could have time to sit down for three minutes and listen to Jolene, but 16:29 Speaker 1 you're not going to have time to sit down and watch Rocky Horror Picture Show in the 16:32 Speaker 1 middle of your lunch break or whatnot. 16:34 Speaker 1 So I think that's where singers are a little higher than the movie actors. 16:39 Speaker 1 And then you got below that, you've got like, you know, what we do, podcast, social media, 16:42 Speaker 1 stuff like that. 16:43 Speaker 1 You can't see it. 16:44 Speaker 1 Authors. 16:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess authors too. 16:46 Speaker 1 I mean, you're not going to read the same book twice, right? 16:50 Speaker 1 But keep that idea because I got something about that too. 16:53 Speaker 1 But no, I think people are going to, like I said, I think a lot more people knew who 16:56 Speaker 1 Dolly Parton was because it's just more accessible to find her work versus. 17:01 Speaker 1 Do you think like when you die and you have work that you've done like that, does it affect 17:09 Speaker 1 your soul in the afterlife? 17:11 Speaker 1 I mean, is it something that what you do on this earth carries with you, even if it was 17:16 Speaker 1 for artistic purposes, right? 17:18 Speaker 1 Because do we really think that, you know, Tim Curry was Pennywise? 17:22 Speaker 1 No. 17:23 Speaker 1 Do we really think that he was a transvestite from Transylvania? 17:24 Speaker 1 No. 17:25 Speaker 1 Oh, that's the song. 17:26 Speaker 1 He'd go, he'd go. 17:27 Speaker 1 I'm a sweet transvestite, transsexual from Transylvania. 17:34 Speaker 1 That was the song and I sang it, 17:35 Speaker 1 and my dad got so pissed at me when I was a kid. 17:38 Speaker 1 He's like, stop singing that song. 17:40 Speaker 1 And I was like, I'm sorry, I thought I'm rocking. 17:41 Speaker 1 Or a picture show. 17:42 Speaker 1 It's gonna make it K, quit it. 17:44 Speaker 1 Exactly, I'll walk you in the basement. 17:47 Speaker 1 But of course, is that Tara that said she loves it? 17:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 17:51 Speaker 1 Of course she loves it. 17:52 Speaker 1 Just saying. 17:53 Speaker 1 But anyway, but I mean, I think it's interesting 17:56 Speaker 1 when you look at people's bodies of work 17:57 Speaker 1 And it's like, that's all that people are gonna remember you for when you leave this earth. 18:01 Speaker 1 And no matter how much money you make, no matter how successful you are, 18:06 Speaker 1 do you want people to remember you from that work? 18:08 Speaker 1 And I mean, I fight with that all the time, just being on the show with you, you know, like one day we're gonna, you know, 18:13 Speaker 1 the show is gonna be over and Brandon's gonna be in jail and I'm gonna be, you know, dead. 18:18 Speaker 1 I'm gonna have to delete this entire show. 18:20 Speaker 1 So that way my kids can't watch it when I'm dead and gone. 18:22 Speaker 1 God forbid my grandkids watch it. 18:24 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 18:24 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's why I can revoke your manager access on episodes in case something word of half already freaked out 18:29 Speaker 1 I wanted to lead him after the show's done because I also I've got them all saved on a backup drive as well 18:33 Speaker 1 So I would just read upload them. I'd be like shut in post post post mortem post mortem 18:38 Speaker 1 Why would you do that? I don't know because that's how you get I guarantee 18:43 Speaker 1 Dolly Parton's number one on Spotify right now. That's how all artists like that 18:46 Speaker 1 You know soon as you die then you just you release all of information people like oh hell yeah 18:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. No. Me and Meghan had a talk yesterday. We were sitting around and we were talking 18:55 Speaker 1 about because I'm not going to share much about this, but her grandfather passed away 18:59 Speaker 1 yesterday. Oh, I'm sorry to hear. Yeah. So she's kind of going through, you know, grieving. 19:06 Speaker 1 And we were talking about her grandfather's wishes and what he wants to do, what he asked 19:10 Speaker 1 to be done once he passed away. And the whole family's kind of, you know, there's just a 19:14 Speaker 1 lot of questions about some of his requests. And so Meghan asked me, she said, what do you 19:18 Speaker 1 want to happen. And I said easy. One, I want to double duck or 19:21 Speaker 1 coffin. So I cough and to be big enough where I can sit up in it. 19:25 Speaker 1 Why, because you're not dead. 19:27 Speaker 1 Number two, I want an oxygen tank in the coffin with me when I get 19:33 Speaker 1 buried, a bottle of water, and a cell phone with an external 19:36 Speaker 1 battery. And she's not allowed to cancel my T mobile service for 19:39 Speaker 1 one year. That's it. Right. I mean, that's really all I need is 19:43 Speaker 1 and maybe Starlink if they bury me too deep and I can't get signal. 19:46 Speaker 1 And you know, am I, are they gonna bury me and I'm still gonna be alive? 19:49 Speaker 1 Probably not. 19:50 Speaker 1 I mean, I think the likelihood of that is very, is very small. 19:53 Speaker 1 But if I wake up, I don't want to be stuck laying down. 19:55 Speaker 1 So I want it to be big enough where I can sit up in there and at least have some space. 19:59 Speaker 1 So those are my requests. 20:01 Speaker 1 And she's, and she's like, oh, those requests are so stupid. 20:04 Speaker 1 Why? 20:05 Speaker 1 And we're making a find a double deck or coffin. 20:07 Speaker 1 I promise you somebody makes them because it makes me feel more comfortable. 20:10 Speaker 1 And so that's, that's what the requests I had. 20:13 Speaker 1 Do you have any special requests? 20:14 Speaker 1 And now I'm adding we have to delete this entire show. It can never be aired again once I'm gone. The show's gone 20:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll see about that 20:24 Speaker 1 Wait, why would you make dude once I die Megan gets half of the show so she can delete it 20:32 Speaker 1 I think she's gonna sue you she's gonna sue you cuz it was my dying wish that this up these be taken down 20:39 Speaker 1 Okay, it can be taking it down, but I can also repost them and repurpose them elsewhere 20:43 Speaker 1 be like stuck talking from the dead. That's fine. Just don't tell my kids where they're 20:46 Speaker 1 at as long as they're somewhere else and it's not under the daily dose show. That's fine. 20:51 Speaker 1 What weird things do you have that when you die, you want done? I mean, you're not going 20:56 Speaker 1 to be cremated, are you? No, I don't really think so. I mean, I don't really think about 21:00 Speaker 1 dying too often. It's going to happen, brother. Yeah, I know. I got a while though. I feel like 21:06 Speaker 1 Ann medicine, you know, like I said, if you got to get rich and then you just you live 21:09 Speaker 1 for a while. I said, that's why magic Johnson sat down right. 21:12 Speaker 1 Okay, Dolly Parton died at 80. Tim Curry died at 80. There's no way you make it to 80. 21:20 Speaker 1 Okay, they had millions of millions of millions of dollars. 21:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, they could make it past 80. Yeah, but they grew up in a time where they're like, 21:27 Speaker 1 you know, smoking cigarettes all the time and they're doing a bunch of bad stuff and what not. 21:33 Speaker 1 Are you serious? You seriously think that Dolly Parton has done worst things to her body than you have. 21:39 Speaker 1 Oh 100% yeah. What you said weed you drink. I've seen you drink 24 beers 21:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean that's just in one day like she's 80 21:49 Speaker 1 She's been you know drinking and smoking her entire life. She hasn't she's she's like a Christian 21:54 Speaker 1 She like she like is all about the clean life and I think the dirtiest thing she did was get breast implants 21:59 Speaker 1 I mean she's like she's an angel on earth. So let okay, but for argument sake. Let's say you live to be 22:06 Speaker 1 Oh my god, this is stupid 80. Okay 22:08 Speaker 1 What but let's say you got hit by a bus tomorrow like you never know so you got to get this stuff written down 22:13 Speaker 1 You got to have an advocate for you 22:15 Speaker 1 What how do you want this handle? Do you want to be buried or cremated? That's question number one? 22:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. I feel like it'd be better just to make it like mass chaos 22:22 Speaker 1 I people don't know what I want and they just do whatever the fuck they want 22:24 Speaker 1 I don't really care what you do with my body when I'm dead. I mean it's worthless. It's not worth anything 22:27 Speaker 1 What what if you're not dead? Oh? 22:31 Speaker 1 I think they're gonna know if I'm dead, you know if I can hit by a fucking bus 22:33 Speaker 1 I feel like it's it's a slippery slope dude if you were if you were gonna be buried other than my double-decker 22:40 Speaker 1 Casket idea which I know you're gonna take because that is gonna be 22:44 Speaker 1 Ever when people hear this it's gonna be all over the people are gonna want these 22:48 Speaker 1 What are three things you'd want in your casket? 22:50 Speaker 1 If you were not dead if I was not dead 22:54 Speaker 1 And you don't got to say cell phone external battery oxygen tank or water because I already got those covered for you three more things 23:00 Speaker 1 I'd probably get a you know after depending if I'm hell on my lane in this casket for a wake up 23:07 Speaker 1 It's been like a week cuz I'm probably gonna want like a nicotine and a beer first 23:12 Speaker 1 I'd say I'd say if you haven't came back to life in a week. It's over. So yeah, let's give you six six days 23:18 Speaker 1 You've been asleep. There's people on comas that last longer than that. So I think it'd be okay 23:22 Speaker 1 I know your oxygen would run out the tanks not even giving you's jet 23:26 Speaker 1 Yeah 23:27 Speaker 1 But I thought you said you were giving me oxygen down there. You've got to turn it on and you got like you got to turn it on 23:32 Speaker 1 It's not turned on until you turn it on the external tank. Oh, well, I have someone turn it on before I get put down in there 23:38 Speaker 1 So it's already on I guess we could just put a hole 23:41 Speaker 1 Like a tube from the casket up to the top that we don't even really need it 23:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know why people don't do that anyway because you know they talking about like in landfills all the gas 23:50 Speaker 1 And then you'd fill up with water. Oh, you just put a little hat on it like they got on the lawnmowers 23:54 Speaker 1 I mean the trackers put a little put a little chimney cap on there. Okay. I want that instead. I like that idea 24:00 Speaker 1 All right, what else you getting in there? Oh? 24:02 Speaker 1 probably 24:04 Speaker 1 A bag of probably some gummy worms 24:07 Speaker 1 What we want a snack you need energy to get out of there you need some sugar start digging 24:11 Speaker 1 Why do you need you're not digging anywhere? You got a call help you can't dig you got like 10 feet of dirt on top of you 24:17 Speaker 1 Once you open that thing up if you could even open it. It's gonna fall on your face and you're dead 24:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, but with the double decker fucking uh 24:24 Speaker 1 what's your call it coffin. 24:26 Speaker 1 Hey, you got plenty room to stand up and I don't know. 24:28 Speaker 1 Do they measure? 24:29 Speaker 1 Are you six feet buried from the top up or is they dig a six foot hole and put you in? 24:33 Speaker 1 Didn't we see what your girls name at the at the at the grave site that we went by and 24:38 Speaker 1 looked at her whole? 24:40 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, was it Mary? 24:43 Speaker 1 I look like she was like 10 feet deep, dude. 24:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 24:46 Speaker 1 It just maybe it requests that the top of the casket be six feet from the ground. 24:51 Speaker 1 So then really not that much. 24:52 Speaker 1 No, no. 24:54 Speaker 1 could be six feet. The whole six feet, damn it. And you just bury me. 24:56 Speaker 1 I think you just, I think you just call for help and wait. 24:59 Speaker 1 Or you just get put in a mausoleum and you just walk out the front door. 25:02 Speaker 1 Those are expensive though. 25:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I could probably get like a cheap one, you know, just like a home depot 25:06 Speaker 1 hut. 25:09 Speaker 1 You got one of those sheds from people. 25:13 Speaker 1 Your family's like, no, no, no, Brennan insists to beat a mausoleum. 25:16 Speaker 1 Where can we put this on the, uh, on the cemetery property that he'll be safe? 25:20 Speaker 1 And they're like, well, I guess we'll give you over there in the back lot. 25:23 Speaker 1 And we'll just leave it there. 25:24 Speaker 1 And like a week later, some bread neck comes up, steals the whole shed and puts it out 25:28 Speaker 1 their trailer and leaves and your coffins just left out in the middle of a field. 25:33 Speaker 1 I mean, how much is a mausoleum? 25:36 Speaker 1 So much is a. 25:39 Speaker 1 The the most expensive one, I believe on earth is Nicholas cages that he purchased 25:47 Speaker 1 in New Orleans. 25:48 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen that? 25:49 Speaker 1 Uh, no, but I do know they all had to get mausoleans because after the 25:53 Speaker 1 was a Katrina, all the bodies started floating around the city. 25:55 Speaker 1 They're like, maybe we shouldn't have buried people below sea level. 25:57 Speaker 1 So Nick Cage bought a pyramid and it's in New Orleans. 26:03 Speaker 1 You can go visit it. 26:04 Speaker 1 And obviously he's not in it, but he's got it sitting there waiting for when he dies 26:08 Speaker 1 and he's going to be enshrined in his pyramid. 26:10 Speaker 1 It's legit. 26:11 Speaker 1 It is huge. 26:12 Speaker 1 Okay. 26:12 Speaker 1 So it ranges from 4,000 to over a million for a custom one. 26:16 Speaker 1 So that's not too bad. 26:16 Speaker 1 But see, he can fit a couple of people in there too. 26:19 Speaker 1 4,000 to a million. 26:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, depending on how much I mean how big an area you want it's a little 26:26 Speaker 1 It's a pretty broad spectrum of what you get. I think you're talking about the 4,000 one being the home depot shit 26:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's time about something about a garden and shit, too. I don't know. They just bury you and I garden 26:37 Speaker 1 That's like oh, I think you said a guard. I was like, that's awesome 26:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be cool even if even if it's just 26:45 Speaker 1 Like your gravesite that'd be cool 26:47 Speaker 1 you could get to like your friends to like pay for security for one year just for people to sit out there and be scared all night 26:53 Speaker 1 I mean, you know if you just build your estate to ten million dollars 26:56 Speaker 1 That's half a million half a million dollars a year and interest so you could just use like a hundred thousand of that 27:01 Speaker 1 Just pay a security guard stand out there all the time 27:04 Speaker 1 And that would help to with the whole and having to dig yourself out thing because I feel like they would hear you screaming 27:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, or I mean I would also want to be buried with the key 27:11 Speaker 1 You know have it locked on the inside and buried with a key so I can so I can 27:15 Speaker 1 the door. Your caskets don't lock. No, the mausoleum does though. 27:20 Speaker 1 What are you talking about the keyhole? Oh, you want to you want the keyhole to be on the 27:24 Speaker 1 inside of your little, uh, uh, because they're like they're like file cabinets, right? You 27:29 Speaker 1 just slide them out. No, and I know they're like a building with the door and you walk in 27:33 Speaker 1 and there's the there's the caskets in there and everything. That's what I'm talking about. 27:36 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were talking about a morgue. What the fuck are you talking about? No, it's 27:40 Speaker 1 it's they it's like they put you in filing cabinets and then they put your your thing 27:45 Speaker 1 on the outside of the filing cabinet, like your, your name, your, it's like your plaque, 27:50 Speaker 1 but you have to like open that and then get you out. 27:52 Speaker 1 Wait, so you're saying you can go to a funeral, like a grave site right now and you can just 27:57 Speaker 1 pull open a train, but there's grandma. 27:59 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 28:02 Speaker 1 the only reason I know this, so I know Brett Michaels dad is in one because he every year 28:07 Speaker 1 for Veterans Day, he visits his father in Pennsylvania. 28:10 Speaker 1 And when he takes the picture, it's, it's all these plaques on a wall and his, like his 28:16 Speaker 1 dad's like right here, but he's behind the wall, the concrete wall and that you'd have 28:20 Speaker 1 to, I guess, cut it open or busted open. 28:23 Speaker 1 And then the body is laying in there. 28:25 Speaker 1 So you can't just pull them out like a drawer and just be like, no, when you can. 28:29 Speaker 1 Hey, you guys want to see something pretty rad? 28:32 Speaker 1 Check out my great, great grandpappy. 28:33 Speaker 1 I don't understand what I've had on a skull. 28:37 Speaker 1 I just thought it was like the PO box at the post office. 28:41 Speaker 1 It's just like PO box, you open it, slide it out, 28:43 Speaker 1 but like, there's that. 28:45 Speaker 1 No, and I don't know why. 28:46 Speaker 1 I mean, I've never understood why we are so, 28:49 Speaker 1 and maybe this is dark. 28:51 Speaker 1 Why we as human beings are so weird about death and bodies 28:55 Speaker 1 and not being able to like, 28:57 Speaker 1 like I feel like if I died 28:59 Speaker 1 and I wanted to give my kids full permission, 29:03 Speaker 1 like, hey, when I die, 29:05 Speaker 1 put me in a glass box and use me as a coffee table, right? Like, why is that so frowned upon for that to happen? I don't understand that. 29:12 Speaker 1 Or we just got like the Han Solo version, where you're like pushing your hands through there after you got frozen in that shit. 29:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. You know what I mean? And because you can do it with pets. Suzanne's getting ready to tax the derm your pit bull. 29:23 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I mean, I think it's kind of weird having like dead shit that you cared about around. Like, I understand if you go hunting and what not and you kill a deer and you put it on the wall or you kill like a duck or a squirrel and you want to frame that guy. 29:34 Speaker 1 But to me, it just doesn't really make any sense because there was that one family. 29:39 Speaker 1 I think it was like a black, black church or something. 29:42 Speaker 1 And they had the dude, they stuffed him and had him up there on stage. 29:44 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, that is fucking weird. 29:46 Speaker 1 That's a little odd. 29:47 Speaker 1 No, there's so many good ones like that. 29:49 Speaker 1 A lot of Hispanic families do it in Mexico too. 29:51 Speaker 1 And they pose them for the, like they'll have a house party and they'll pose you at 29:56 Speaker 1 the table and put cards in your hand, like you're playing poker and I could put a 40 30:00 Speaker 1 next to you and like a pack of cigarettes. 30:02 Speaker 1 You got your like do rag on your colors your flannel buttoned up at the top and you're just like sitting there like 30:08 Speaker 1 And they're all like what up dog you don't pat me on the back and stuff 30:11 Speaker 1 But you're just stuff there and they have a weird a shit ever I mean didn't they uh I don't know 30:18 Speaker 1 Maybe they maybe I maybe I dreamed this did Joe Diffy died remember the song he sang 30:22 Speaker 1 I'll prop me up against the jukebox when I die oh 30:26 Speaker 1 Maybe did that you do that? I don't know now. I think I might have dreamed it 30:29 Speaker 1 I'm gonna check time and make shit up in my head all day. 30:32 Speaker 1 But, no, I don't really have a, you know, 30:36 Speaker 1 problem with death or like viewing people that are dead. 30:38 Speaker 1 I mean, I understand they're gone. 30:40 Speaker 1 Like their soul's not in there anymore. 30:41 Speaker 1 So there's, I think it's kind of weird just to play 30:42 Speaker 1 with their body and toss it around. 30:44 Speaker 1 I think that's a little odd. 30:45 Speaker 1 I think people just don't really understand 30:46 Speaker 1 how to, how death works. 30:48 Speaker 1 Like that's not them anymore. 30:49 Speaker 1 You don't think that's weirder than putting your loved ones 30:52 Speaker 1 ashes in your living room? 30:53 Speaker 1 That's weird. 30:57 Speaker 1 Now, I mean, not necessarily. 30:58 Speaker 1 I think it's kind of like the equivalent of having them like watch over the house 31:02 Speaker 1 Why can't I watch over the house on a glass coffee table? 31:04 Speaker 1 I just don't know if people want to see you staring and they don't want to like see you naked there 31:08 Speaker 1 We wouldn't why why do I got to be naked? I just figured I mean you're closed with decay after a while 31:13 Speaker 1 They wouldn't because they'd put you in something like resin or something. So you'd just be like, you know 31:18 Speaker 1 Like okay certain way. Yeah, if you do that, let me let me get your hand 31:22 Speaker 1 Like just have them chop off your hand and I'll just set it right here. Okay. Nobody's oh you're saying like a paperweight 31:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah 31:29 Speaker 1 We'll just divvy up your body parts and then yeah, all right. This is it. All right 31:32 Speaker 1 So when you die you put yourself in a resin case 31:35 Speaker 1 Get poured in resin each family member takes a part of you and they get to live with it every year 31:40 Speaker 1 And then you have like a family reunion every five years and you put Chuck back together 31:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, like Adam, you know and some people didn't take care of him real well 31:45 Speaker 1 Some people live in a smoking house was there's some yellowing on like your forearm or something like that 31:50 Speaker 1 No, I like how my entire fear is being burned to death or 31:55 Speaker 1 or being left in a casket to suffocate, 31:58 Speaker 1 and you want people to dismember me immediately. 32:01 Speaker 1 Like, that sounds like a terrible idea. 32:04 Speaker 1 What if I'm not dead and they already got 32:05 Speaker 1 both my legs cut off? 32:07 Speaker 1 Oh, we'll just make sure you're dead. 32:08 Speaker 1 We just, you know, just stab you one time 32:10 Speaker 1 or lethal injection just to make sure you're getting dead. 32:12 Speaker 1 And then injection. 32:14 Speaker 1 But then you gotta figure out who gets what body part. 32:16 Speaker 1 Like, obviously, Megan's gonna get your penis, right? 32:19 Speaker 1 Who gets your head though? 32:20 Speaker 1 Who's gonna be walking, like, 32:21 Speaker 1 have your head just sitting there for a while? 32:23 Speaker 1 I don't want to be dismembered. 32:26 Speaker 1 But if you had to give someone your head, who would it be? 32:28 Speaker 1 If I had to give someone my head, 32:30 Speaker 1 it would probably be my mom. 32:35 Speaker 1 Oh, really? 32:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 32:36 Speaker 1 I feel like stare at it all the time. 32:38 Speaker 1 Well, there's so many pictures of me around the house. 32:40 Speaker 1 She wouldn't even notice. 32:41 Speaker 1 She'd just be like, oh, there's another picture of Chuck. 32:43 Speaker 1 And I'm just like, 32:45 Speaker 1 you're like, wow, that one looks really real, 32:46 Speaker 1 but that's his head. 32:47 Speaker 1 I got to bring it to the family reunion. 32:48 Speaker 1 No, because Megan has talked about having my tattoos removed 32:51 Speaker 1 when I die, like my skin and having it, you can, that is something you can do. 32:55 Speaker 1 So you can have tattoos removed from your loved ones. 32:58 Speaker 1 They actually put, dry them out, put them in a canvas, frame them, and you can 33:03 Speaker 1 like actually keep them. 33:04 Speaker 1 Did you know that? 33:04 Speaker 1 That's a real thing. 33:05 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, that sounds exactly like my divvying up your body idea. 33:08 Speaker 1 Just remember, you want to just leave it on your arm and then people 33:10 Speaker 1 to see it. 33:11 Speaker 1 What do you do with the tattoo? 33:12 Speaker 1 You just leave it on a piece of paper like that with that skin. 33:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:15 Speaker 1 I mean, they do that. 33:16 Speaker 1 I think that's what I'm going to do with all my, like, especially the kids, 33:18 Speaker 1 drawings and stuff. 33:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:20 Speaker 1 That's weird. 33:21 Speaker 1 So, Meg is just going to have your skin just what? 33:25 Speaker 1 Like just portrayed in her room? 33:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, it'll be framed nicely and it'll be art. 33:30 Speaker 1 And then she'll just share it. 33:32 Speaker 1 She never gets married again. 33:34 Speaker 1 I'm like, who's that? 33:35 Speaker 1 That's my dad husband's arm skin. 33:38 Speaker 1 What's over the headboard? 33:39 Speaker 1 That's his back. 33:40 Speaker 1 We just sked. 33:41 Speaker 1 Oh, it'd be like, uh, it'd be like one of those anatomy classes where they got the people 33:45 Speaker 1 out and they just got the different parts and it's just all your skin just recreated up 33:48 Speaker 1 there on the wall. 33:49 Speaker 1 weird. Yeah. And with and with your, with your penis and there's nothing inside of it. The 33:54 Speaker 1 skin, you know, that skin would be this big. Like with nothing inside of it, just a little 33:58 Speaker 1 tiny, like little nub, you know, like what's that little opening? So yeah, that'd be a fairly 34:03 Speaker 1 interesting. Yeah. Glad to guest heard that with the flaccid wiener with no, it's not, 34:08 Speaker 1 it's not illegal. It's not illegal skin skin tattoo. Keepsakes, Google it. It's real. 34:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. So, uh, speaking of that, let's go ahead and bring on Will Turpin and ask him 34:17 Speaker 1 what he thinks when he wants to be done when he does. What's going on? 34:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, what do you want when you die? I suggested Chuck get put in resin and then 34:25 Speaker 1 all his family members get a part of his body that like cut it up. They get to hold 34:29 Speaker 1 onto it for like a year and then they reassemble them back again at the family 34:32 Speaker 1 reunion. Yeah. That'd be fun. That'd be real. 34:37 Speaker 1 Well, we're taught. I'm seriously afraid of like some like we have family members 34:42 Speaker 1 that have passed away that you want to get what's a cremated and I'm like 34:45 Speaker 1 free dot about it. I'm like, I don't want to do that. I want to be buried in the double 34:48 Speaker 1 vector. I want to do that. And when he died, that's what that's what we did. Sprinkle some of 34:53 Speaker 1 Xashes in the Destin bridge. Took some of them up to North Georgia and then popular river. 34:59 Speaker 1 He spent a lot of time at have you have you thought about that? I think the idea of buying a plot 35:05 Speaker 1 in the cemetery is weirder. What was what we were talking about? We were scared to get buried alive. 35:10 Speaker 1 That's why I wanted like a mausoleum. Apparently they range from 4,000 over a million. I probably 35:15 Speaker 1 be able to forward like a 35:16 Speaker 1 little huh. You have never 35:18 Speaker 1 even considered the mausoleum. 35:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, that way if you're not 35:21 Speaker 1 actually dead, you just wake up 35:22 Speaker 1 and walk out the front door. 35:24 Speaker 1 That's not not. 35:26 Speaker 1 Well, not your vampire. You 35:27 Speaker 1 never know. Will we are very 35:29 Speaker 1 glad you joined us today. So 35:30 Speaker 1 we got Will Turpin from 35:32 Speaker 1 Collective Soul on because we 35:33 Speaker 1 wanted to ask some questions to 35:34 Speaker 1 him. As you guys know, a couple 35:36 Speaker 1 days ago, we lost one of the 35:37 Speaker 1 greatest, not just artists, but 35:40 Speaker 1 human beings in the history of 35:43 Speaker 1 the world in Dolly Parton. And 35:45 Speaker 1 And when you look back on Dolly's career, I was actually really surprised, Will, when 35:50 Speaker 1 I saw that in 2001, it was 2001, correct? 35:54 Speaker 1 She covered Shine, which was done by Collective Soul. 35:59 Speaker 1 Is that the right year? 36:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 36:01 Speaker 1 Something like that. 36:02 Speaker 1 And I think she actually got a Grammy for it. 36:05 Speaker 1 Yes, she got, I think, country vocal performance of the year. 36:12 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. 36:14 Speaker 1 So yeah, collective soul's never been nominated, but dolly sings us all the next thing, you know, Grammy. 36:20 Speaker 1 So that's, I think that's the crazy thing about this with you guys and all the music you've put out, which by the way, 36:27 Speaker 1 if you have not heard collective soul's newest album, which I just listened to, which is a banger, a banger, very, very good. 36:34 Speaker 1 Thanks, buddy. 36:35 Speaker 1 So if you, with all the music you guys have put out, I'm sure there's been more than just one cover. 36:41 Speaker 1 was this one that with Dolly doing it, you guys were like, that's really the one that sticks out. 36:46 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't, you know, I don't know of anybody else that was, you know, 36:52 Speaker 1 quote unquote professional or on anywhere near Dolly's level that covered a collective soul tune. 36:59 Speaker 1 And did you guys, when she obviously, this was a long time ago, it was 20, 25 years ago, 37:04 Speaker 1 did you ever cross paths with her ever in your career? No, that would have been super sweet. 37:09 Speaker 1 and what an icon, you know, how she's so she's so big. Legend is obvious, but you know, 37:17 Speaker 1 so you never met her, but she covered your song. How did that word? She just like, listen to the song 37:21 Speaker 1 and she's like, Oh my God, I want to sing the song and then she called you all you're like, 37:23 Speaker 1 Hey, oh, yes, please. Yeah, that's one thing that most nobody gets in the normal world. 37:29 Speaker 1 You don't have to get anybody's permission to cover a tune. You know, it's it's it's 37:34 Speaker 1 It's Ed's songwriting, he gets all the songwriting publishing, and Dolly pumps that up for him. 37:42 Speaker 1 She covered the tune. 37:43 Speaker 1 You don't need anybody's permission. 37:44 Speaker 1 We've covered R.E.M. 37:46 Speaker 1 We've covered a few other bands. 37:48 Speaker 1 Who was the real cool band that we did with Stand Up Bass? 37:53 Speaker 1 Song called Speak My Language. 37:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't need anybody's permission to cover a tune. 37:57 Speaker 1 But, um, heard the story as her husband, uh, was more of a rocker and that was one of his 38:05 Speaker 1 favorite all time songs. 38:06 Speaker 1 She recorded it for him. 38:08 Speaker 1 Yeah. 38:09 Speaker 1 I think I think I, I read you. 38:10 Speaker 1 Nick and Creek. 38:11 Speaker 1 Yes. 38:12 Speaker 1 Nick will Creek and, uh, the guy that does a lot of work with Mumford and Sons, the, um, 38:15 Speaker 1 the dope, what's his name? 38:18 Speaker 1 There's another artist that was on it. 38:19 Speaker 1 It was, it was impressive. 38:20 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, obviously she can get whoever she wants. 38:22 Speaker 1 It was Dolly Parton, right? 38:23 Speaker 1 I mean, she was, she had everybody on, uh, on speed dial. 38:27 Speaker 1 But yes, the story that I'd read about with collective soul in her, she was actually in 38:31 Speaker 1 the car with her husband and he was listening to your guys' music and she's like, this is 38:35 Speaker 1 amazing. 38:36 Speaker 1 Now she had, I guess, done an interview and I know you guys have been asked about this 38:40 Speaker 1 in the past with all that, with the cover, but she had talked about it. 38:43 Speaker 1 She wanted to do it because it was such a religious, you know, kind of feeling song and the words 38:49 Speaker 1 were so spiritual. 38:51 Speaker 1 I'm sure it I'm sure it struck a chord with her as well, but 38:57 Speaker 1 But yeah, I suppose it was it was her husband's her husband's doing you know 39:04 Speaker 1 I mean he's got some pull right yeah 39:07 Speaker 1 Well no speaking of that yes, right man. We're in the studio right now. What up? Oh Brian Brian Talens everybody 39:15 Speaker 1 Dude why not bring on Brian who also has new music out? 39:18 Speaker 1 I didn't know there was anybody else there. 39:21 Speaker 1 We can bust it out like that. 39:24 Speaker 1 Oh, look at that. 39:25 Speaker 1 Look at that, Brian. 39:26 Speaker 1 So Brian, you've got new music to him. 39:28 Speaker 1 Different color backdrops. 39:29 Speaker 1 Segway it anyway. 39:31 Speaker 1 Well, what's crazy about this? 39:33 Speaker 1 So Brian, you, you, because you know, 39:34 Speaker 1 you're still doing the country thing, right? 39:36 Speaker 1 I mean, you're still playing country music. 39:38 Speaker 1 So, I mean, how did you feel when you found out 39:40 Speaker 1 that she passed away? 39:41 Speaker 1 Because I was shocked. 39:42 Speaker 1 She's only 80 years old. 39:43 Speaker 1 I know that I say only. 39:44 Speaker 1 But with you playing country music, how did that make you feel? 39:48 Speaker 1 I mean, it's pretty sad. 39:49 Speaker 1 You know, you grow up. 39:50 Speaker 1 I'm, you know, I'm child of the 80s. 39:51 Speaker 1 So I grew up with her and Kenny Rogers. 39:54 Speaker 1 And, you know, I just made a post the other day yesterday 39:57 Speaker 1 about it, you know, just going back to my childhood 40:00 Speaker 1 and listening to those records my dad would put on, you know, 40:02 Speaker 1 it was pretty sad since Stowgick. 40:05 Speaker 1 And, you know, just never going to be another one of her. 40:09 Speaker 1 She trans, she was way bigger than just country music. 40:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 40:12 Speaker 1 You're talking about a pop star period. 40:15 Speaker 1 I mean, the films she did in the 80s, nine to five, I've always been best little whorehouse 40:23 Speaker 1 in Texas. 40:25 Speaker 1 The songs, the, you know, I was 11, 12 years old and that came out. 40:30 Speaker 1 I mean, that was really cool movie. 40:32 Speaker 1 Bert Reynolds, of course, was already super stud with Smokey and the Bandit and everything. 40:38 Speaker 1 But yeah, best little whorehouse in Texas. 40:41 Speaker 1 And then what was the other one I liked a lot? 40:43 Speaker 1 Oh, my mind made me watch Steel Magnolias. 40:45 Speaker 1 You magnolias, dude. 40:47 Speaker 1 I mean, you're going to cry. 40:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're going to cry, dude. 40:51 Speaker 1 Made you, I'm sure. 40:53 Speaker 1 I'm thinking about it because it was 40:54 Speaker 1 Julie Roberts character that passed away, right? 40:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, spoiler alert. 40:58 Speaker 1 Spoiler Brandon. 40:59 Speaker 1 Brandon's never seen it. 41:01 Speaker 1 So spoiler to Brandon. 41:02 Speaker 1 Funny enough, I pulled the TV out yesterday, 41:03 Speaker 1 and that was the first thing that was recommended 41:05 Speaker 1 was steel magnolias. 41:06 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I like you, but I don't know if I'm moving 41:08 Speaker 1 to watch this movie right now. 41:09 Speaker 1 Maybe later down the road. 41:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a tear. 41:12 Speaker 1 It's going to get you. 41:13 Speaker 1 Sally Field crushes it in that one too. 41:16 Speaker 1 Oh, the cat from Homeward Bound. Yes. 41:18 Speaker 1 Love her. 41:21 Speaker 1 He only knows these people from cartoons, which is amazing. 41:24 Speaker 1 Yes. That voice. 41:26 Speaker 1 Hey, real real quick, because I just want to get to some of the comments, 41:29 Speaker 1 because, you know, I don't know if you guys can see any of the comments where 41:32 Speaker 1 you guys are at, but I know Will had actually played the national anthem at a 41:38 Speaker 1 United Atlanta United game. 41:40 Speaker 1 I think that was what a year ago, Will? 41:42 Speaker 1 Was it that long ago? 41:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 41:44 Speaker 1 Do you ever attend any other United Games or you a soccer fan? 41:49 Speaker 1 And if so, when are you going? 41:51 Speaker 1 I think somebody wants to meet up with you. 41:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, of course I am. 41:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. 41:57 Speaker 1 I do post, I do US soccer. 42:00 Speaker 1 You'll see me in my US soccer garb. 42:03 Speaker 1 I definitely fall victim to being a true fan no matter how tough it can be with US soccer 42:11 Speaker 1 us. Women's are women's soccer. We should not forget about. They're super successful. 42:17 Speaker 1 But yeah, man, I've been a bunch of United games. Who's your who's your who's your favorite 42:24 Speaker 1 because Brandon doesn't know any. Who's your favorite premier league team in England? 42:30 Speaker 1 I just went with the Beatles Liverpool. 42:33 Speaker 1 he said Liverpool Brennan, he said Liverpool, Brandon only knew too. Yeah, I 42:36 Speaker 1 need to sell put a new three on Roul Chelsea Manchester Manchester 42:42 Speaker 1 Manchester inch one United. No shut up. I learned it. A. Look, we had a 42:48 Speaker 1 very famous porn star on the other day and she informed me about all the 42:52 Speaker 1 different's soccer leagues over there. Lily Phillips, you're great. She 42:55 Speaker 1 actually grew up I think a Tottenham fan. But we figured out Premier League was 42:59 Speaker 1 not included Tottenham. partake is for God. 43:02 Speaker 1 That makes sense. 43:03 Speaker 1 Hotspurr. 43:04 Speaker 1 Man, you know a lot of them. 43:05 Speaker 1 So you really are a soccer guy. 43:06 Speaker 1 I didn't know that about you. 43:07 Speaker 1 They got the rooster as their mascot. 43:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:12 Speaker 1 So apparently you need to be a Brentford fan, whatever that means. 43:17 Speaker 1 Brentford. 43:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, sure. 43:19 Speaker 1 How does he know this stuff? 43:20 Speaker 1 You're like, I didn't know you knew this. 43:22 Speaker 1 You're so busy at the studio. 43:23 Speaker 1 So with that being said, I want to ask both you guys, well, what do you guys got going on 43:27 Speaker 1 right now? 43:28 Speaker 1 What's collective soul doing? 43:29 Speaker 1 Are you guys touring? 43:30 Speaker 1 Are you doing solo stuff? 43:31 Speaker 1 We got some shows coming up a couple weeks, but no, you know, same old thing. 43:34 Speaker 1 We're producing a whole lot down here at Real Real Studios. 43:38 Speaker 1 We got like some really good records dropping this fall early next spring. 43:43 Speaker 1 Hey, dreamer, the stews, Atticus, Ronis, Duncan Brothers on the country tip. 43:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:54 Speaker 1 So we got a lot of good stuff coming out of the studios. 43:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're we're working right now. 43:57 Speaker 1 I'm working on a cello line right now. 43:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:59 Speaker 1 We saw we saw Duncan Brothers. 44:01 Speaker 1 were somehow they made it to the UK themselves. They're doing like a cut. They do like a country 44:05 Speaker 1 tour over there. Is that right? Oh, yeah, it's done. And they're 44:09 Speaker 1 a couple festivals, couple shows. Yeah, that's, that's crazy. So I mean, that band is awesome. 44:14 Speaker 1 We love that band. They've done stuff with us. I think we did on two of our events. Yeah, 44:18 Speaker 1 they were, they were your band at your last birthday party event. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing 44:23 Speaker 1 that again. When's that? We're actually talking about that because we're trying to get something 44:27 Speaker 1 And then before the end of the year, we had somebody call in with a recommendation, Indio 44:31 Speaker 1 brewing, which we've never heard of. 44:32 Speaker 1 We're looking into a venue, getting everybody back together and, 44:36 Speaker 1 I thought it was last time. 44:37 Speaker 1 That was nice. 44:38 Speaker 1 No, it was new realm. 44:39 Speaker 1 That was new realm. 44:40 Speaker 1 It was great. 44:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:42 Speaker 1 New realm is always good. 44:43 Speaker 1 Brian, what about you, man? 44:44 Speaker 1 I mean, you still, you're putting out music too. 44:46 Speaker 1 And it's, and it's great. 44:47 Speaker 1 I heard it. 44:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:49 Speaker 1 Thank you, man. 44:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:52 Speaker 1 I've been on a month long tour. 44:53 Speaker 1 hiatus from the studio and you know and took the Duncan Brothers with me on the last week. 44:58 Speaker 1 So they flew in and it was great man. It was pretty amazing trip and just the things that were 45:05 Speaker 1 going on. I've been setting you know kind of setting a path over there since 2011. So 45:12 Speaker 1 I've got people that have known me for you know at least a decade and a half and 45:17 Speaker 1 And then there's a lot of new fans and BBC loves me over there. 45:22 Speaker 1 They play my music and they just, they named me the vera, or I guess it was a horizon artist. 45:27 Speaker 1 And I had your buddy, Darius announced that on the BBC. 45:33 Speaker 1 So that was pretty cool. 45:34 Speaker 1 So when you guys go over there, I know Will, you've been all over. 45:37 Speaker 1 I think, I think since you guys started to, when you've been all over the world, what's your favorite place to go in the entire world? 45:44 Speaker 1 Now, granted, I went to my kids to Spain. 45:47 Speaker 1 My son was 11. 45:48 Speaker 1 He got to go to a top of speed so we know his favorite is Spain. 45:51 Speaker 1 Okay. That's his country now. 45:52 Speaker 1 But where would you say is the best place you've ever went in the entire world? 45:57 Speaker 1 Best place I ever went. 45:59 Speaker 1 I mean, what a question Chuck. 46:01 Speaker 1 Best place. 46:02 Speaker 1 Um, Seattle, right? 46:04 Speaker 1 Or Chicago. 46:05 Speaker 1 There's like so many towns that are one of a kind, you know, I mean. 46:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:12 Speaker 1 I mean, I always felt super magical and special in Cape Town, South Africa. 46:19 Speaker 1 Uh, well, that's a good one. 46:22 Speaker 1 It's gorgeous, cool people, really good food. 46:26 Speaker 1 But, uh, yeah, it just depends on the night, right? 46:29 Speaker 1 Man. 46:29 Speaker 1 I've never thought about, you ever thought about like performing in Yemen or 46:32 Speaker 1 something? 46:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, as soon as yeah, because I think about getting paid to play money. 46:37 Speaker 1 So I think they got a lot of money. 46:38 Speaker 1 So I should play over there. 46:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:40 Speaker 1 We try to get the 46:43 Speaker 1 Teenage we we tried it. We're gonna have we decided our last show, but then a Saudi Prince 46:48 Speaker 1 Wanted to book him out for his birthday party 46:50 Speaker 1 So they had to go over there instead we're like we understand all right next time the Saudi Prince doesn't need you 46:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm happy over here put us on the Saudi Prince 46:57 Speaker 1 Well, it's funny because it was in a book news in Abu Dhabi is where they were where they called us and they said 47:02 Speaker 1 Hey look there's so much money we need and we were like man 47:04 Speaker 1 It was like at the top end of what we could afford right? 47:07 Speaker 1 I mean it was like dang and then of course we're like how many times can you play teenage dirt bag? 47:11 Speaker 1 Can you play it four times like cuz we're just like I mean if we got you we got you and then they reached out and they said 47:15 Speaker 1 Hey, man, we just got booked. We're going to Abu Dhabi 47:18 Speaker 1 And we're gonna play the special event for the Prince, right? 47:21 Speaker 1 We're like are you kidding me? 47:23 Speaker 1 So now we have nobody we're all like what do we do and it was what a week later Brandon the Iran war kicked off and they closed all air 47:29 Speaker 1 air travel so so the bands booking held us back like a month later said hey 47:33 Speaker 1 Is that deal still around? 47:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, no, you still got that $500 gig? 47:38 Speaker 1 No, it was not 500. 47:40 Speaker 1 It was not. 47:41 Speaker 1 We were going all out, man. 47:42 Speaker 1 We were calling every favor we have. 47:44 Speaker 1 But we were obviously not reaching the $30,000 level 47:48 Speaker 1 that they were going to pay. 47:48 Speaker 1 Dude, you've already asked me to play. 47:49 Speaker 1 I know how much it is. 47:50 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 47:52 Speaker 1 It's only for you because I like you so much, 47:54 Speaker 1 and I trust you, and I just know you're a good dude. 47:56 Speaker 1 You know? 47:57 Speaker 1 I was offered sandwiches. 47:58 Speaker 1 I love it at Bart's Ab-and-Gummies. 48:01 Speaker 1 That's what you get. 48:03 Speaker 1 Brian, I have tried to bottle you. Brian won't even come. 48:07 Speaker 1 Actually, I haven't been at all. That's it. We're booking Brian Collins for the next event, 48:13 Speaker 1 guys. You heard it here first. This is crazy breaking news. It's wild. Brandon, you got 48:18 Speaker 1 anything else for these guys? No, I think I really enjoyed having you guys on. I like 48:22 Speaker 1 the Ying and Yang style. Y'all got going on back there. It's a myriad. Black and gray. 48:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, I like it. Anything else you guys want to mention before you get on out of here, 48:31 Speaker 1 appreciate you all's time and reminisce in here on Dolly Parton. I hope to see you in Yemen. 48:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, man. I'm just heartbroken. It's awesome that she had such a life though and inspired so many 48:40 Speaker 1 people. So, you know, her quotes will go down in history as far as her genuineness and how, 48:49 Speaker 1 you know, how she was able to just be real, but put a smile on everybody's face. Yeah, I think she 48:55 Speaker 1 She said something like, I always, always thought that if somebody 49:00 Speaker 1 isn't smiling, you should give them yours or something like that. 49:03 Speaker 1 And that was one of her quotes. 49:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:05 Speaker 1 I'll tell you, man, and I know, you know, I've known you well for a very 49:09 Speaker 1 long time and I think the longer that we get into music and history, you know, 49:14 Speaker 1 in the future, collective soul is really becoming one of those bands. 49:18 Speaker 1 And I know you don't like to talk about it. 49:20 Speaker 1 You don't want to admit it because you don't want it. 49:21 Speaker 1 You don't think you're that guy. 49:23 Speaker 1 But you, you, you're a household name, man. 49:26 Speaker 1 You guys, everybody loves your guys' music, 49:28 Speaker 1 and I think it's awesome that you guys are where you're at. 49:30 Speaker 1 I think the success is great. 49:32 Speaker 1 And I see your guys as tours, 49:34 Speaker 1 and you guys are still getting huge crowds, man. 49:37 Speaker 1 Huge. 49:38 Speaker 1 And that speaks a lot to you guys, 49:39 Speaker 1 and it speaks a lot to you as a person for everything you've done, 49:42 Speaker 1 especially for me, and not Brandon. 49:44 Speaker 1 You're done for Brandon. 49:46 Speaker 1 But for me, I really do appreciate it. 49:48 Speaker 1 And we never will. 49:49 Speaker 1 I keep the bar low and I want to expect anything higher. 49:54 Speaker 1 Ryan, Brian, you got anything, what do you got coming up? 49:56 Speaker 1 Anything you want to talk about or anything you want to get out there? 49:59 Speaker 1 Just keep just ask them to keep following the studio over here and all the artists that 50:04 Speaker 1 were that were pushing and you know, we're working hard and really just trying to set 50:09 Speaker 1 the Instagram link in their force. 50:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:14 Speaker 1 So the real to real studios. 50:15 Speaker 1 Real to real studios, Instagram, and then I know, 50:20 Speaker 1 and I got to say it for Brian, please get on 50:23 Speaker 1 wherever you get your music. 50:24 Speaker 1 Check Brian Collins out, B-R-I-A-N Collins. 50:28 Speaker 1 Check out his music, it is totally worth it. 50:31 Speaker 1 It's really, really good. 50:33 Speaker 1 And I hope that you guys all check that out, 50:35 Speaker 1 but we will put the insta out there. 50:37 Speaker 1 If there's anything else you guys wanna share, 50:38 Speaker 1 just let us know. 50:39 Speaker 1 Brandon will get that to everybody. 50:40 Speaker 1 And man, we really appreciate it. 50:42 Speaker 1 Thank you guys. 50:43 Speaker 1 Thank you. 50:45 Speaker 1 Thanks guys. 50:45 Speaker 1 Appreciate it. 50:46 Speaker 1 See you later. 50:46 Speaker 1 Woo hoo. 50:48 Speaker 1 Awesome. 50:49 Speaker 1 Dude. 50:50 Speaker 1 Great, great dudes. 50:51 Speaker 1 And I'm glad he got Brian on. 50:53 Speaker 1 That's crazy because I didn't know Brian was going 50:55 Speaker 1 to be coming on. 50:56 Speaker 1 Brian. 50:57 Speaker 1 I saw I said Will and Brian. 50:58 Speaker 1 And then I just see Will right there. 50:59 Speaker 1 And I'm like, is Brian there or not? 51:01 Speaker 1 And then he just hands the camera off. 51:02 Speaker 1 All the screen's so small. 51:03 Speaker 1 So I thought that was funny. 51:04 Speaker 1 They're down there and chuckling laughing at me right now. 51:06 Speaker 1 But no, we got a little bit of time 51:08 Speaker 1 where we get on out of here. 51:08 Speaker 1 So I'm going to tell you my new idea, my new series, 51:12 Speaker 1 on Instagram. 51:13 Speaker 1 right. So I'm gonna call it Redneck Reading. Okay, remember reading rainbow from back in the day? 51:17 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. All right. And essentially, it's going to be, I'm a Redneck. I'm going to be doing Redneck 51:23 Speaker 1 reading where I read the entirety of a book, because we got a lot of dumb southerners down here that 51:27 Speaker 1 don't know how to read. And they always want to listen to audio books, but it's always some European 51:31 Speaker 1 lady, someone from the North, or someone from California. So what I'm doing is reading a book in the 51:36 Speaker 1 entirety. And we're going to start off with something simple, something a little book I like to call 51:41 Speaker 1 of the Bible. The Bible shut off. I'm going to read the Bible and entirety. There's only 51:48 Speaker 1 there's only two people on YouTube that have read the Bible and entirety and neither one 51:52 Speaker 1 of them are redneck. The video is 86 hours long and it has 1.9 million views. So that equates 51:58 Speaker 1 to about $200 million I could earn with 86 hours of my life just putting it on YouTube 52:04 Speaker 1 over the next year. But I think that'd be the way to do it. You just do audio books and 52:08 Speaker 1 you just read the entirety and you just put them on YouTube. 52:11 Speaker 1 And people love that shit, man. 52:12 Speaker 1 It's pretty crazy. 52:13 Speaker 1 You can't you can't read the Bible with the Southern accent. 52:16 Speaker 1 It's never been done before. 52:17 Speaker 1 It'd be the first of its time. 52:19 Speaker 1 It can't be done. 52:21 Speaker 1 Why not? 52:21 Speaker 1 Because you're going to be like, I'm then 52:23 Speaker 1 new she says over to Ezekiel, that Zachariah and his four 52:28 Speaker 1 she's tireder. 52:29 Speaker 1 Well, over there, you can't understand it 52:31 Speaker 1 because of all the words. 52:33 Speaker 1 No, that's all right. 52:34 Speaker 1 Say do to say do to Ronomy with a redneck accent. 52:36 Speaker 1 They'd around him. 52:38 Speaker 1 See people down here in the South going to know exactly what the hell I'm saying. 52:41 Speaker 1 Okay, it's just going to roll out the tongue. 52:43 Speaker 1 I'm going to sound like a Southern Baptist or a Southern Methodist preacher over here 52:46 Speaker 1 saying it, man. 52:48 Speaker 1 And it's got unlimited content. 52:49 Speaker 1 The war record though is 72 hours to read it. 52:52 Speaker 1 But I think it's not really a world record for the fact that, um, they went 52:57 Speaker 1 off in teams of pairs. 52:59 Speaker 1 They had groups who's like a church and they had people coming from eight to 53:01 Speaker 1 two than two to eight and then eight to two again. 53:03 Speaker 1 And they're just like around the clock reading. 53:05 Speaker 1 I don't think I can speed run it on my first time, but that's the world record as of right now 53:09 Speaker 1 There's not been a solo person to do it 53:10 Speaker 1 So I'd have to stay up for three days straight doing nothing but read the Bible 53:14 Speaker 1 But if you're singing if you're singing if you're reading like a redneck you're gonna be reading 53:20 Speaker 1 Exceptionally slow because rednecks aren't fast hawkers. I mean so they're gonna be like in the beginning 53:26 Speaker 1 the lower 53:29 Speaker 1 Earth 53:31 Speaker 1 They're gonna be a little more like a redneck with a boom power, man. 53:33 Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? 53:34 Speaker 1 Like old Jesus Christ. 53:35 Speaker 1 I came down to earth, man. 53:39 Speaker 1 He said, I am the new king of the Jews. 53:41 Speaker 1 Okay. 53:41 Speaker 1 If it is a new Jew, man, it's going to be whoever believes in me. 53:44 Speaker 1 Okay. 53:44 Speaker 1 Now what you need to do is you need to read a passage and then give a redneck 53:48 Speaker 1 like example. 53:49 Speaker 1 So like when you get to like revelations, right? 53:52 Speaker 1 And you're talking about the, you know, the, the tribulation or the rapture. 53:56 Speaker 1 And then you immediately go into now. 53:58 Speaker 1 So same thing is like if you go to the store and they ain't got no propane, okay? 54:03 Speaker 1 That there is an emergency, okay? 54:06 Speaker 1 So that is what revelations is gonna be like. That would be funny 54:10 Speaker 1 If you could somehow give them examples of what you're reading and I don't want to get inside of Mgomora 54:16 Speaker 1 Because obviously you'd be talking about and now I'd like to welcome Lily Phillips to the show who's gonna explain 54:22 Speaker 1 She'd be stoned back in her day 54:24 Speaker 1 I don't know. 54:25 Speaker 1 It's a whore. 54:26 Speaker 1 Okay. 54:27 Speaker 1 How does it feel to know you made two cities burned to the ground with your actions, right? 54:34 Speaker 1 So I don't hate it. 54:36 Speaker 1 I just don't think you should do it rushed. 54:37 Speaker 1 I think you need to lock in, read the Bible, make it. 54:42 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, I'm gonna do the regular first one, which is going to take, you know, probably 54:46 Speaker 1 80, 85 hours worth of recording. 54:49 Speaker 1 But then after that, I would like to do a speed run or maybe I read like the book of Enoch 54:53 Speaker 1 We gotta read the tour to figure out what these Jews is about to do. 54:57 Speaker 1 Torah? 54:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:59 Speaker 1 Well, then if you do that, you're gonna have to read the Quran. 55:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 55:02 Speaker 1 We're gonna figure out what these Jews up to. 55:04 Speaker 1 Then we're gonna go over to Quran figure out how many seven year old done got married. 55:07 Speaker 1 I don't think I don't think I don't think if you do it, you're gonna you're gonna think 55:10 Speaker 1 the same way you think. 55:11 Speaker 1 I think that when you start reading into religion, and I know we've had this conversation and you 55:15 Speaker 1 start reading into all these books, there's not a lot of things that separate everybody, 55:19 Speaker 1 man. 55:20 Speaker 1 We all believe in something. 55:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, they got the same way, but then you got like a passage or like a you know a page of some crazy shit in the tour 55:27 Speaker 1 Like yep, that's what defines us different from what defines Christianity and same thing with Muslim ism 55:32 Speaker 1 Like I mean like I said the Torah just teach Muslim ism 55:35 Speaker 1 I mean the Torah just teach people like if they're not a Jew they're not good 55:39 Speaker 1 And then the Muslims just teach it like you know our religion is right 55:42 Speaker 1 It's okay to you know marry seven-year-olds. They'll get to do a bunch of crazy shit 55:45 Speaker 1 They had their own Muhammad and everything but he's a little different than Jesus 55:48 Speaker 1 Well, I mean at the end of the day all these books were written by what? 55:54 Speaker 1 People the exact disciples a man all at the end of the day. They're all my men. So I think it's good 56:00 Speaker 1 I think I think it's great. I think it's a good idea for you 56:02 Speaker 1 And I think it'll be good for your soul. So you should do it and then I'm gonna read the entire dictionary 56:07 Speaker 1 That'd be a good one. Then I know a lot of words. Why? 56:10 Speaker 1 You're not gonna you're not gonna be able to read the dictionary. Why? 56:16 Speaker 1 Why? Because it's terrible. If you ever read the dictionary, I look up a word now in the dictionary, the webster is dictionary. I remember as a kid, it was just, you know, you go to a word, right? Like platypus. And it'd be like, you know, a platypus has a big nose in our big bill. And then it'd say, like, how do you, how do you sound it out? And then that's it. 56:35 Speaker 1 Now, you look up a word. It has like 12 different meanings. It's like the English language got the point I can't even understand it. 56:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, well that's you know, that's what's you know, you're you maybe are a little behind the red next down here 56:47 Speaker 1 Because a lot of red next read the Bible and the dictionary. No, they don't you don't have a dictionary 56:52 Speaker 1 I do it my dad's. I don't have one here though. Yeah. Yeah dictionary Webster's you know 56:56 Speaker 1 What's the difference mean to dictionary enough the source? 57:00 Speaker 1 The source is telling you words that mean the same thing what? 57:06 Speaker 1 Words that mean the same thing like 57:08 Speaker 1 with his face. M&M used to look at the sources all the time. 57:12 Speaker 1 So if the source but if the source still gives you the definition of the word, right? 57:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's different words that mean the same thing. 57:20 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna act like I understand exactly what you're saying. So, okay. 57:26 Speaker 1 The source is a reference book, website or software that lists words grouped by similar 57:32 Speaker 1 meanings providing synonyms and often antonyms. So it's, you know, house or home means the 57:37 Speaker 1 the same thing. So who would I mean who who reads these things anymore? We all have a 57:42 Speaker 1 phone, you know, it's like who's who's doing math, you know? Well, I mean, you would just 57:47 Speaker 1 look up synonyms to, you know, the word cat and look up and like pussy or feline or whatever 57:52 Speaker 1 else. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Okay, well, I'll never I'm never gonna read one 57:56 Speaker 1 and if you do this, I'm not gonna watch it. So that's okay. Millions of other people will 58:00 Speaker 1 and I make hundreds of millions of dollars that and I could bookmark it and you can add 58:04 Speaker 1 each chapter, like each word would be a chapter. 58:07 Speaker 1 I guess if you got time on your hands. 58:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't have anything else to do. 58:10 Speaker 1 And I'm saying new content series. 58:11 Speaker 1 That's the way you beat YouTube for sure. 58:13 Speaker 1 Long four, I mean, you get an 86 hour video 58:15 Speaker 1 with a million, almost two million views. 58:17 Speaker 1 I mean, you're set for life. 58:18 Speaker 1 You know, if all I gotta do is read the Bible one time, 58:21 Speaker 1 spent take, you know, 80 hours out of my life 58:23 Speaker 1 to read the Bible, which would be good to read in general. 58:25 Speaker 1 And also just be a multi-millionaire from it. 58:28 Speaker 1 I think that'd be a good path, be a good idea. 58:30 Speaker 1 No, I'm not against it. 58:31 Speaker 1 Um, what if we, what if we, what if we did tag team it for the speedrun? 58:38 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah. 58:39 Speaker 1 Okay. 58:40 Speaker 1 Well, that'd be the second video after I finish it by myself. 58:43 Speaker 1 And then we do a speedrun and we just tag team it and I'll take off a few days 58:47 Speaker 1 and we'll just boom, boom, boom, boom. 58:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'd have to do it like we'd have to do it like, uh, I do eight hours. 58:51 Speaker 1 You do eight hours. 58:52 Speaker 1 Wow. 58:52 Speaker 1 That'll look like God, you want to do eight hours? 58:56 Speaker 1 I mean, what do you want to do? 58:57 Speaker 1 Four? 58:57 Speaker 1 Four to. 58:58 Speaker 1 Yes. 58:58 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 58:59 Speaker 1 every four. So we just, uh, one of us would be sleeping. Uh, the other one get up, uh, 59:03 Speaker 1 probably, yeah, one of us get up, start reading. And then the other one's still sleeping. 59:07 Speaker 1 They get up, start reading. And then I follow sleep and then you get up and then vice 59:09 Speaker 1 person until three days later of us constantly just reading the Bible. 59:13 Speaker 1 And you want to do it here? Uh, where? Right here. 59:17 Speaker 1 Well, I know live on here. Oh, no, no, we couldn't risk that. 59:21 Speaker 1 We'd have to internet connections and everything. 59:23 Speaker 1 Cause in order for it to be a war record, we got to be one continuous reading. 59:26 Speaker 1 like we can get like 52 hours in and the internet goes out then we're fucked. 59:32 Speaker 1 They went to that damn church group. 59:34 Speaker 1 Don't beat us, but they have like 20 something people doing it. 59:36 Speaker 1 So I don't see how that's fair, but 72 hours is the mark to beat. 59:39 Speaker 1 They beat it back in 2018. 59:41 Speaker 1 Now the longest reading of the Bible was a guy out in somewhere in Africa. 59:45 Speaker 1 He read it for 113 hours straight. 59:48 Speaker 1 A God, Almighty. 59:49 Speaker 1 That's pretty crazy. 59:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 59:50 Speaker 1 I think he read that for his soul, you know, when he did it to prove a point. 59:54 Speaker 1 I can't, I can't stay awake that long. 59:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard thinking I was just fucking insane. That's like four or six days 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Now, yeah, five or whatever 1:00:03 Speaker 1 But anyway, we appreciate you listening if you are you're an I heart radio podcast or spot a photo 1:00:07 Speaker 1 I'll be sure it's a five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit 1:00:10 Speaker 1 It really doesn't we see y'all doing it all the time even more so now that we're giving away a ps5 at 1000 reviews on the daily 1:00:15 Speaker 1 No show be sure to take a screenshot send it over to me a brand of thrash on Instagram or the clue is to on Facebook 1:00:21 Speaker 1 And we'll get you on that list don't get we got the patreon down below use that prepared advertising for the show 1:00:26 Speaker 1 and for them that scary. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 Okay, Aaron, boss bust bust up paid advertising, whatever else we need. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 We figured out Spotify advertising. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 So we'll see how that goes. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 We also got the website daily. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 Do show.com go over there. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Check it out and get all the information on the show as well as the merch store. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 The Michael Jeremy does and runs for us and all the proceeds go to him. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 That we appreciate it. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 And so does he. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Thank you. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Check. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 You got anything to add that for? 1:00:47 Speaker 1 We get on out of here. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, you guys heard it here. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 Will Turpin from collective soul said that Cape Town, South Africa is magical. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 So, I gotta add that to my bucket list now. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 I've never been to South Africa. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 So, that's been added. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 You should add it to yours too. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 See that little audio glitch would've cost us 30 hours 1:01:02 Speaker 1 of reading the Bible. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 Alright, we'll see you tomorrow. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 Bye!