Dolly Parton Cause Of Death EP-376 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-26


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Unfresher. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like on STP with a- 1:00 Speaker 1 All right, we're gonna do it Wednesday. 1:02 Speaker 1 We're about to talk about what every other podcaster, 1:05 Speaker 1 entertainer, anybody with a fucking camera in the world 1:08 Speaker 1 is gonna talk about. 1:08 Speaker 1 My name's Brand Thrasher. 1:09 Speaker 1 It's today the dough show. 1:11 Speaker 1 And another iron fist has knocked off a top legend 1:14 Speaker 1 that would be Chuck Charles Iron Fist's eldest daughter. 1:17 Speaker 1 Chuck, what do you have to say for yourself and your family? 1:20 Speaker 1 You did this to someone else about a month ago 1:22 Speaker 1 and now your daughter's done it. 1:25 Speaker 1 I don't do this on purpose. 1:26 Speaker 1 I will tell you, this is probably the hardest 1:28 Speaker 1 recording I've never done because, dude, this is, this is big. 1:33 Speaker 1 And this is sad. And my daughter, all she wanted to do was go to 1:38 Speaker 1 Dollywood. And all we had to do was get her convinced her that 1:42 Speaker 1 the bus was going to be able to go to Dollywood. So Dolly could 1:46 Speaker 1 see the Daily Doshow bus. And my daughter refused to let it happen. 1:50 Speaker 1 And this is solely on Savannah's hands. I would say so. 1:52 Speaker 1 Live with that. I would say so. Awesome. Have you let her know that? 1:55 Speaker 1 Like, if you just want to agree to take the bus, Dollywood 1:57 Speaker 1 been excited to look at the bus she would have stayed alive a little bit longer just 2:00 Speaker 1 to say hey do you have been like that bus is funny. 2:03 Speaker 1 She's not home from school yet. 2:05 Speaker 1 So as soon as she gets home from school I'll break the news to her which is funny because 2:08 Speaker 1 I don't know if the younger generation understands the significance of Dolly Parton, like 2:15 Speaker 1 what she was to the world. 2:18 Speaker 1 Because I mean arguably probably the most liked person in history. 2:23 Speaker 1 I mean I don't know how anybody could say anything different. 2:26 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, uh, I would say probably Jesus is probably up there as well, but yeah, 2:31 Speaker 1 Dolly Parton's a close second. 2:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 2:32 Speaker 1 You wait, wait. 2:34 Speaker 1 You're telling me you think that Jesus who was crucified on a cross was more 2:40 Speaker 1 liked than Dolly Parton. 2:42 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, except for the Jesus. 2:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 2:45 Speaker 1 Jesus didn't like Jesus. 2:46 Speaker 1 Maybe, maybe I see what you're saying over time, like from the history, 2:50 Speaker 1 from the time Jesus was on the earth to now, he's had more people like him. 2:54 Speaker 1 But I'm saying right now 2:57 Speaker 1 Modern I'm not gonna say that I almost said something that would probably get me in trouble with the water religious people and I'm religious 3:04 Speaker 1 But Dolly Parton is a very she is as close as I think we can get to 3:10 Speaker 1 A Jesus like person on earth meaning you know kind 3:14 Speaker 1 I don't I'm sure she's sinned and she she's a human being but dude 3:19 Speaker 1 What a great human right? 3:21 Speaker 1 I mean it's just it's just socks and and the one thing that will never get over and I was still holding out to for it 3:26 Speaker 1 I know it's soon. I know she just passed away. I shouldn't say this 3:29 Speaker 1 You know she never had a like a topless photo leak 3:33 Speaker 1 Check I was waiting to see them titties man. I mean everybody was waiting 3:38 Speaker 1 It's like I just I thought for sure before she passed away. She'd be like I'm gonna give y'all the one thing 3:44 Speaker 1 You've always dreamed of you know, she's gonna leak a nip snip slip or something 3:49 Speaker 1 So that sucks. 3:50 Speaker 1 Just gotta go to the view in and just like look over and peek and pull it down and snap a picture like that. 3:54 Speaker 1 Not because I know this is, I mean there's so much we got you into it this because I actually have a what the chuck 4:02 Speaker 1 dedicated to Dolly, right? But I mean they were fake, right? 4:08 Speaker 1 Oh her tips. 4:10 Speaker 1 No, Brandon. Yes, yes. 4:13 Speaker 1 Uh, let me look it up. We're okay. You don't know because I thought this was common knowledge 4:18 Speaker 1 that she just did that immediately. 4:20 Speaker 1 Did you get? 4:22 Speaker 1 Are they? 4:22 Speaker 1 Uh, they're enhanced with breast augmentation. 4:25 Speaker 1 So I guess they had to like push up. 4:27 Speaker 1 I don't know if they're already that big to begin with, 4:28 Speaker 1 but they might have it. 4:29 Speaker 1 I think augmentation means they're like kind of raise them. 4:31 Speaker 1 They kind of change the shape 4:32 Speaker 1 and not just making bigger. 4:34 Speaker 1 Pretty sure breast augmentation means you got fake boobs. 4:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, it does, but you change them around, you know. 4:40 Speaker 1 Also they don't have, 4:41 Speaker 1 you didn't get pumped full of any silicone or saline. 4:43 Speaker 1 You're saying those things were natural babies. 4:46 Speaker 1 Uh, I might sound like, yeah, I don't fucking know. 4:49 Speaker 1 Uh, no, okay. 4:50 Speaker 1 Breast enlargement and lifts. 4:51 Speaker 1 So a list would not really mean let you add anything 4:54 Speaker 1 for the enlargement did. 4:55 Speaker 1 So they guess they put a little bit in there. 4:56 Speaker 1 And she did it a long time ago. 4:58 Speaker 1 I mean, when she busted out the scene 5:00 Speaker 1 in like the early 70s, she already had those puppies. 5:04 Speaker 1 So you, I mean, and I don't, 5:06 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna get into it. 5:07 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get into it because I don't know. 5:08 Speaker 1 I might have the facts already. 5:10 Speaker 1 But she must have like used her first paycheck 5:13 Speaker 1 to go get boobs. 5:15 Speaker 1 That makes her one of the greatest women in history. 5:17 Speaker 1 And we need to have, I mean, a day of mourning at least, 5:20 Speaker 1 fly the flags that have staff for Dolly Parton 5:22 Speaker 1 for what she did for every man in America. 5:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, she made it okay for people to get fake tits. 5:27 Speaker 1 And you know, I'm thinking about that now, 5:29 Speaker 1 you're talking about that. 5:30 Speaker 1 Do you imagine there's like not a way for a dude 5:32 Speaker 1 that I can think of to like go get a surgery 5:35 Speaker 1 and then you're just automatically more popular, you know? 5:38 Speaker 1 Like with tits, like you could be, 5:40 Speaker 1 you could be like a cool personality, everything. 5:42 Speaker 1 But if you got like A's or B's people like, yeah, whatever. 5:46 Speaker 1 You pop out like next week with some D's double D's people like, oh my God, 5:49 Speaker 1 she's like 10 times better what she does and nothing else changed. 5:52 Speaker 1 You know, the voice is so much better. 5:55 Speaker 1 It's just awesome. 5:56 Speaker 1 It's just, I think the way to the booze did something to her lungs and maybe 5:59 Speaker 1 just seeing more heavenly. 6:01 Speaker 1 I don't think I think that I'm thinking right now of all the, 6:04 Speaker 1 the plastic surgeries that have taken place that have really, you know, 6:07 Speaker 1 everybody knows about, like Michael Jackson is the first one that pops into my brain. 6:11 Speaker 1 I don't do you think that his surgeries made him more popular? 6:15 Speaker 1 Do you think people just accepted him and they come on him going from black to white or 6:20 Speaker 1 what surgery comes out? 6:21 Speaker 1 Pretty impressive. 6:22 Speaker 1 I mean, he had he had all the nose surgeries. 6:25 Speaker 1 I mean, he had I think he had double digit nose surgeries to make it smaller. 6:29 Speaker 1 All right, I get it. 6:31 Speaker 1 But the whole black to white things pretty impressive, right? 6:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:35 Speaker 1 I don't think he actually did that. 6:36 Speaker 1 I think I was just bit of LIGO and I just kind of changed him and made him a white 6:39 Speaker 1 person because you ever seen a boondocks and Uncle Ruckus, he's got reverse 6:43 Speaker 1 Vittaligo? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're not telling me Michael Jackson never 6:47 Speaker 1 got his skin color changed. Uh, it changed, but it was a disease he had. Vittaligo. Is that 6:54 Speaker 1 true? Yeah. Yeah. Vittaligo. Vittaligo is patchy. Yeah, but it slowly fills in. 7:02 Speaker 1 Mmm. Google that. I think you're wrong. I think he bleached himself like Sammy 7:06 Speaker 1 So, so. Michael Jackson. Yeah, that was, that was at the time when people started saying 7:12 Speaker 1 he touched kids and was bleaching himself and whatnot. That was because the Jews were 7:15 Speaker 1 a mad at him. Michael Jackson, it was true. It was true. Michael Jackson had been a 7:20 Speaker 1 lego and not contagious. I don't immune skin disorder that caused patches of skin to 7:23 Speaker 1 lose their pigment. But isn't that odd that he wanted to change his features to be white? 7:30 Speaker 1 And then he just happened to have that condition that made him white? 7:34 Speaker 1 I think he when we had it at a young age, so it just started changing. I guess he was just like oh man 7:39 Speaker 1 You know, it's probably helped my career from black. I mean white, but actually black guy underneath 7:44 Speaker 1 Well, I think that that surgery definitely is something that people know him for the no stuff and what he did to his face 7:51 Speaker 1 Right, but change is look, but I don't think people were just like oh wow like he's you know 7:55 Speaker 1 He's that much better. See it doesn't really matter with dudes. I think it's just like he just is nice guys 8:00 Speaker 1 It sings good and he was like the greatest singer ever but with Donnie Parton, you know if she had like a's 8:06 Speaker 1 I don't know if people would 8:08 Speaker 1 Hair as much because there's a there's a looking aspect at her too because we've talked about this before you don't put women 8:14 Speaker 1 They don't put women on like sports radio 8:18 Speaker 1 But they put them on sports TV because women are nicer to look at but you don't want to listen to them 8:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't even argue your fact because who's arguably 8:27 Speaker 1 right now that's still alive. 8:30 Speaker 1 The, well now that Dolly's passed right now that Dolly is no longer with us, who is arguably 8:36 Speaker 1 the biggest female in country music right now? 8:39 Speaker 1 Like legend, legend and she's older. 8:41 Speaker 1 Uh, uh, Carrie Underwood? 8:45 Speaker 1 No, Reba McIntyre and she's like oh man, son, cans, okay? 8:50 Speaker 1 So maybe that's what the secret sauce is. 8:53 Speaker 1 Maybe if Kerry and Taylor want to be the legends when they're older, they're going to have 8:59 Speaker 1 to get that done. 9:00 Speaker 1 I mean, oh yeah. 9:01 Speaker 1 You might have to tell us with them to settle like double D's. 9:03 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm going to, I go to her concerts. 9:06 Speaker 1 She would have been able to do better than Travis Kelsey. 9:09 Speaker 1 Right. 9:10 Speaker 1 I mean, let's be, and carry underwood too, because I've always thought Kerry underwood 9:15 Speaker 1 was very pretty, right? 9:17 Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, I mean, here's your money for good, you know? 9:23 Speaker 1 Underwood. 9:25 Speaker 1 Oob. 9:26 Speaker 1 SaaS. 9:26 Speaker 1 I think she's she's smaller. 9:28 Speaker 1 I mean, she's 32 B. 9:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. 9:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:32 Speaker 1 But yeah, by the way, I saw I saw a video of do a loop of the other day. 9:36 Speaker 1 You will. 9:36 Speaker 1 Leepa. 9:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:38 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because we're talking about the other day with that hotter, not 9:41 Speaker 1 or fucking not whatever we're doing. 9:42 Speaker 1 I guess I guess it popped out of my algorithm. 9:45 Speaker 1 Did not expect that. 9:46 Speaker 1 Did not expect a girl named Dua to look like that. 9:49 Speaker 1 So now I'm sorry. 9:53 Speaker 1 I want to public apologize to you for having her so far into your list because she was she was not what I was expecting 9:59 Speaker 1 That that's a perfect example. I don't listen to any of her music, you know unless I could not name a single song of her 10:04 Speaker 1 But I could tell you what she looked like and I could tell you she's fucking hot, you know 10:07 Speaker 1 I think well, I think a lot of you know, especially nowadays because we are such a you know social media and 10:12 Speaker 1 And it's so remember like when MTV came out right nobody knew who have these bands were but if you had the right stick sister 10:20 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 10:22 Speaker 1 Twisted sister. 10:22 Speaker 1 Twisted sister was perfect, right? 10:24 Speaker 1 People saw them and they were like, 10:25 Speaker 1 whoa, like these dudes are awesome. 10:28 Speaker 1 Devo would have probably been a really big band, 10:31 Speaker 1 but they put out a stupid video. 10:33 Speaker 1 You must whip it good, right? 10:35 Speaker 1 And they had the red cones on their head 10:37 Speaker 1 and there's weird looking, it killed their career. 10:40 Speaker 1 You know? 10:41 Speaker 1 It's all about looks. 10:42 Speaker 1 It's all about looks. 10:43 Speaker 1 Because that's why JFK won the election, 10:46 Speaker 1 because that was the first time it was broadcast on air. 10:48 Speaker 1 And Reagan was like a fugly looking guy, 10:49 Speaker 1 and they're like, man, this JFK guys. 10:51 Speaker 1 Was it Reagan even going against? 10:52 Speaker 1 No, Nixon. 10:54 Speaker 1 Nixon, right? 10:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, Nixon my bad. 10:56 Speaker 1 He was going against Nixon. 10:57 Speaker 1 And Nixon's the pugly looking guy. 10:59 Speaker 1 He's got a big ol' weird lookin' cartoon nose. 11:01 Speaker 1 Not like a Jewish nugly, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 11:04 Speaker 1 Hold on, you're wrong again, I think, hold on. 11:06 Speaker 1 So Nixon, did he, 11:10 Speaker 1 because he didn't, Gerald Ford became president after Nixon. 11:14 Speaker 1 So it would have been Johnson, 11:19 Speaker 1 Who did Nixon beat? 11:20 Speaker 1 Was it Johnson? 11:22 Speaker 1 Nixon beat who for president? 11:24 Speaker 1 You're like Clinton. 11:28 Speaker 1 Democrat, he burnt Humphrey. 11:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, who did Nixon beat? 11:33 Speaker 1 Who did Kennedy beat in the primary? 11:36 Speaker 1 Like for the actual presidency. 11:38 Speaker 1 Who did Kennedy run against for president in 1960? 11:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, ran against for public anomaly Richard Nixon. 11:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:46 Speaker 1 Wow. 11:47 Speaker 1 and got Watergate was that long ago, Jesus feels like it was yesterday. 11:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, but like say, go back to looks like they, they, I don't know if people were like, 11:55 Speaker 1 just split down the middle of like, both these guys have good ideas and then they got 11:58 Speaker 1 on TV like, oh my God, that got ugly. 12:00 Speaker 1 But JFK is good looking, dude, we'll get him in office. 12:02 Speaker 1 And that happened again, I think with Obama and McCain. 12:06 Speaker 1 I mean, oh, he was black. 12:08 Speaker 1 No, I think, I don't, you know, say what you want about Obama and his policies, he was 12:13 Speaker 1 a very well-spoken person. 12:15 Speaker 1 And he had a lot of iced deportations and a lot of drone strikes and no one seems to everyone seems to forget that 12:20 Speaker 1 I mean he was the king he's the godfather of drone strikes day one in office. He was bomb in fucking serious yet 12:25 Speaker 1 Yeah today he would be a Republican just so we all know 12:28 Speaker 1 But but he was I mean he was a good looking dude, you know, he and compared to McCain who I mean remember McCain couldn't lift his one arm because he was a Vietnam war 12:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, POW. Yeah, and he was just kind of weird looking 12:42 Speaker 1 I mean, Obama's like, I will bomb Syria every day for you, 12:46 Speaker 1 McCain if I win. 12:47 Speaker 1 You know, I will hit Vietnam a few times. 12:50 Speaker 1 I think that does have a lot to do with it. 12:53 Speaker 1 And I think that's, you know, what is the one thing 12:55 Speaker 1 that people make fun of Trump for? 12:58 Speaker 1 His orange skin and his hair. 13:02 Speaker 1 It's like everything looks, you know? 13:05 Speaker 1 So yeah, I think that's going back to Dali. 13:08 Speaker 1 I think that's the one thing that she obviously 13:12 Speaker 1 going for, but dude, she was and she was talented. So yeah, well, I mean, that's why, you know, 13:17 Speaker 1 I think the Democrats are pushing for AOC because they're she's like the best looking Democrat that 13:21 Speaker 1 got. Now she's crazy as fuck, but I think they're going with the thing of like, oh, she's hot. Maybe 13:25 Speaker 1 we'll get some people to vote for because that was a complete opposite with Kamala. I mean, 13:28 Speaker 1 they screwed up. They could have easily just put AOC in instead and she might have had a better chance. 13:34 Speaker 1 So you don't, so I would agree with you, but did you see the videos that AOC's putting up of her 13:39 Speaker 1 freezing her eggs. Oh no. Oh no. I did see that. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's 13:46 Speaker 1 wants to focus on working everything. Did you see when she lifted up her stomach? 13:49 Speaker 1 Oh, she's got she. I'll see her from the chest up. Let's just say she's 13:57 Speaker 1 putting on her freshman 15. Okay. Like she's she's losing the looks that got her 14:03 Speaker 1 there. Oh, that's why she's got to run well. You know how and you know I mean some 14:07 Speaker 1 women and it's not just women in the same way. You know, some people, it doesn't matter 14:12 Speaker 1 your ethnicity. It doesn't matter where you're from. Some people just age poorly. And 14:17 Speaker 1 I feel like she's going to be one of them. Kamala, would you hear that? Yeah, what the 14:21 Speaker 1 fuck? So they're sitting right in the house. 14:23 Speaker 1 Those city like throwing her cup into this sink from her water to here. She's doing it. 14:28 Speaker 1 Just throwing stuff all over the kitchen. 14:29 Speaker 1 Make a fucking thing there. I guess I don't know. But, but, but, but you know, say what 14:34 Speaker 1 you want about Kamala, I think she aged really well. Like for old different older lady, 14:39 Speaker 1 I think I'm just like, Nancy Pelosi. I'm sorry. Kind of pretty. 14:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, they should have, they should have took their shot like a probably maybe eight 14:49 Speaker 1 years ago and used a mildly Cyrus when she was still hot and not so crazy and not, 14:53 Speaker 1 what not, when she had her long hair still. I think she could have won. 14:56 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? My Cyrus is a musician. 14:59 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, but I mean, he can be as long as you're hot, you can run for president. 15:02 Speaker 1 You're just pulling my lee Cyrus. That's the one you're pulling. Oh, I can see the Democrats making that their nomination 15:08 Speaker 1 My mother's eyes like a lot of people love her, you know Billy Ray would be going crazy about it 15:12 Speaker 1 You know he's on Fox News every single day saying how he's not voting for his daughter and then their relationship gonna fall apart again 15:17 Speaker 1 And you know or Britney Spears 15:21 Speaker 1 She's crazier than Miley. Yeah, but that's that's what the Democrats want. There's someone radical crazy and hot 15:26 Speaker 1 That's why they're only options right now are Gavin Newsom. He's the best-looking guy 15:31 Speaker 1 they got because Tim Walts, they tried it with him and they're like, God, I don't mind if 15:34 Speaker 1 it needs so fucking ugly. He fucking lost us. The election single-handedly, bro. 15:38 Speaker 1 Nobody was worse than Bernie. Oh, Bernie, that poor guy. And talking, he listened to a talk. 15:43 Speaker 1 He's like, I have her, but I just greenied all the time. It's like a Jewish pirate almost. 15:47 Speaker 1 So what about Billy Eilish? Would she be a good nominee for the Democratic Party? 15:51 Speaker 1 She's not old enough. I think she's only like 23 so she would have to wait about 12 years. Oh my god. Holds my lead 15:58 Speaker 1 She's got to be in her early 16:01 Speaker 1 mid 30s I would say yeah, I still think George Clooney was their best bet and 16:05 Speaker 1 And I think I think if George Clooney ran I think he would win. I really do she's 33 so she could have the she could have the nomination in two years 16:14 Speaker 1 So Clooney 16:15 Speaker 1 Cyrus ticket or Silas 16:17 Speaker 1 Wait, my other side was Cyrus is that her? 16:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're saying a Silas from a con air. 16:23 Speaker 1 Silas for virus. 16:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:27 Speaker 1 Don Malkovich, great character. 16:30 Speaker 1 They can have him too. 16:30 Speaker 1 No, I'm just too old. 16:31 Speaker 1 But yeah, Cyrus Clooney or Clooney Cyrus. 16:35 Speaker 1 I would, I mean, what up? 16:36 Speaker 1 Why not? 16:37 Speaker 1 You know, at this point, why not? 16:39 Speaker 1 I'll say speaking of the election, you know, 16:40 Speaker 1 it's going to be coming up quicker than not. 16:42 Speaker 1 We really need to look in how we get our name, 16:44 Speaker 1 like on the ticket just so we can start going to debates. 16:46 Speaker 1 Like I doubt we'd fucking win. 16:47 Speaker 1 But we just need people to start digging into us. 16:49 Speaker 1 But who the fuck are these guys? 16:50 Speaker 1 They're like, they'll bring up episodes and everything, 16:52 Speaker 1 all the crazy shit we said and whatnot. 16:54 Speaker 1 And then we're never gonna win the presidency, 16:56 Speaker 1 but it would get a lot of people talking about it. 16:58 Speaker 1 Some news and whatnot. 16:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you're still not old enough. 17:02 Speaker 1 I could probably get like a fake ID. 17:04 Speaker 1 I'm just getting vice president. 17:06 Speaker 1 Dude, background checks, they don't care about it. 17:08 Speaker 1 The one thing you can do is run for president. 17:11 Speaker 1 They're never gonna look into your background. 17:12 Speaker 1 Do you hear the craziness going around behind me? 17:15 Speaker 1 I do. It's like WWE and there's something like, 17:17 Speaker 1 Sam, you're chair's or whatnot. 17:18 Speaker 1 I've got to mute. I'm sorry. 17:19 Speaker 1 going to mute you and let them know that I'm actually recording right now. 17:22 Speaker 1 Because apparently nobody cares. 17:24 Speaker 1 We just got to, uh, we just have to make our nomination. 17:26 Speaker 1 We're going to have to move to California for like a year and do it over 17:29 Speaker 1 there because they don't check IDs or anything. 17:30 Speaker 1 So we could be okay. 17:32 Speaker 1 We could get an olfaction to California and then it turns out they figured out, 17:36 Speaker 1 you know, it was all like a ploy and then they'll just blame California for 17:39 Speaker 1 not having voter ID. 17:40 Speaker 1 I don't think we'll get in trouble and then we'll just be like in the new 17:42 Speaker 1 circuit for like the next three months. 17:45 Speaker 1 Or we just find two Hispanic people that are illegal that don't 17:49 Speaker 1 speaking, and we just put them up and we just nominate them. 17:52 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, we back them. Yeah. So that's so you could be like, or it could be like iron fist 17:58 Speaker 1 and Jose or one of your workers. You just get one of your workers just haven't 18:01 Speaker 1 go to the base with you and then I'm the stand in for Mr. 18:04 Speaker 1 Munchannel over here. Yeah, I'm here and if any of you try to arrest him, it's racist. 18:10 Speaker 1 Okay. So they could never even do anything about it. They'd have to let him run. 18:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, we just couldn't leave California as soon as we did, but he'd be arrested. 18:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're not allowed to go on the campaign trail in these states like Texas, Georgia, Florida 18:22 Speaker 1 We're gonna do California, Seattle and Washington Oregon. Yeah, California, Oregon and Washington 18:29 Speaker 1 But we dominate in the West Coast baby. I'll tell you that but that'd be fun. What the look into it 18:33 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, I wish yeah, yeah, no, I don't really wish I was 35 next to two years, but 18:40 Speaker 1 Oh, well, I know president has to be 35. Is it the same for vice president? 18:44 Speaker 1 No, you looked it up. It's younger 18:48 Speaker 1 Oh, no, it no it has to be the same because if you if you become vice president. Oh, yeah 18:53 Speaker 1 And you make it and then the president takes a bullet you've got to be old enough 18:57 Speaker 1 God, I have something stuck in my throat so bad right now. 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I mean, we could 21:34 Speaker 1 do that. But I don't really think it's that big of a problem. I think it's just, I mean, 21:37 Speaker 1 right now we kind of look like we're in the same room all those, but the camera's being 21:39 Speaker 1 close. Well, I, I volunteered the only thing I could volunteer, okay? Because I gave 21:44 Speaker 1 him all the information I have. I gave him the do's and don'ts and all that. And, uh, 21:50 Speaker 1 and I did have to volunteer one person services. 21:53 Speaker 1 Do you know, do you know who would you say? 21:56 Speaker 1 There are many. I did. I did. Because they're willing to pay. And I'm thinking to myself, 22:01 Speaker 1 Okay, Germany's really, really good at editing videos 22:04 Speaker 1 and doing those things. 22:05 Speaker 1 If we can keep using him at the pay rate, 22:09 Speaker 1 we've established, but we get him twice the pay 22:13 Speaker 1 from another show. 22:14 Speaker 1 I think that's a win-win. 22:16 Speaker 1 That, and we need our podcast, 22:18 Speaker 1 like mentioned somewhere in there, 22:19 Speaker 1 but we thanks to Michael Germany, 22:20 Speaker 1 or thanks to Germany from the Daily Dope Show podcast 22:22 Speaker 1 and we're being our editor as well. 22:24 Speaker 1 Every one of their clips, 22:26 Speaker 1 in the middle of the clip, 22:27 Speaker 1 it just cuts to our logo, 22:28 Speaker 1 and then it goes back to there. 22:30 Speaker 1 What does this do to subliminal messaging? 22:31 Speaker 1 It'd be like 0.2 seconds and they're just flashes. 22:33 Speaker 1 What is that? 22:34 Speaker 1 What is that? 22:35 Speaker 1 I found that does work though, 22:36 Speaker 1 because people will see it flash 22:37 Speaker 1 and then they'll go back and watch the video 22:38 Speaker 1 and slow it down and be like, 22:39 Speaker 1 what was that in the video? 22:40 Speaker 1 They'll watch it for a while and look at it. 22:42 Speaker 1 Sometimes I do do that. 22:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I volunteered, I volunteered made as well 22:46 Speaker 1 because they're looking for a producer, 22:48 Speaker 1 which I tried to explain to them, 22:50 Speaker 1 like, I don't know. 22:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I've only ever been a part of two podcasts. 22:55 Speaker 1 So I can't tell you that you have to have a producer, 22:58 Speaker 1 but that was, I don't want to eat one. 23:00 Speaker 1 How is Nathan a produce in Mexico? 23:02 Speaker 1 They're doing it. 23:03 Speaker 1 I told them they're gonna have to work that out with Nate. 23:05 Speaker 1 I mean, do you ever, 23:06 Speaker 1 when Nate, when Nate got moved, 23:08 Speaker 1 when he moved to Mexico, he was trying to produce 23:11 Speaker 1 and it got shut down, 23:13 Speaker 1 but he was trying to do it. 23:14 Speaker 1 So I mean, there's gotta be a way he can do it. 23:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess it, I mean, 23:19 Speaker 1 I know the schedule's got pretty busy nowadays. 23:20 Speaker 1 So I don't know, are there recording five days a week 23:22 Speaker 1 or they're doing one episode a week 23:24 Speaker 1 or they're doing like two or a week, three a week, 23:26 Speaker 1 or they record them all in one batch 23:27 Speaker 1 or what the hell's going on with that? 23:28 Speaker 1 and that. 23:29 Speaker 1 Oh, you're talking about that. 23:30 Speaker 1 No, tell you what, Nate. 23:31 Speaker 1 I was like, well, when I see from Nate, 23:32 Speaker 1 Nate records when Nate wants to record. 23:34 Speaker 1 No, it's about these guys. 23:36 Speaker 1 So it looks like they're gonna do four episodes a week. 23:39 Speaker 1 And they're gonna be bringing in guests 90% of the time. 23:42 Speaker 1 We've talked about the podcast. 23:44 Speaker 1 I actually wanna have them on. 23:45 Speaker 1 I think it's a very interesting idea for a show 23:47 Speaker 1 because it's a military working dog podcast. 23:51 Speaker 1 So it's all handlers that come in 23:53 Speaker 1 and they talk about different situations. 23:56 Speaker 1 It's kind of like, you know, interviewing vets 23:58 Speaker 1 about the war story stuff. 24:00 Speaker 1 But this is all about dog handlers, K9s. 24:03 Speaker 1 I don't know how big of a market there is for that, 24:05 Speaker 1 but it's definitely a niche, right? 24:08 Speaker 1 Because I mean, how many times have you ever gotten 24:10 Speaker 1 on Spotify and been like, you know what? 24:12 Speaker 1 I'm gonna listen to a military working dog podcast. 24:15 Speaker 1 So, you know, funny enough, I'm gonna say that. 24:16 Speaker 1 I went on Spotify podcast last night, 24:19 Speaker 1 I'm like, don't do all the sections and everything. 24:22 Speaker 1 And I don't know how shit gets recommended. 24:24 Speaker 1 Cause you go like it at the comedy section 24:25 Speaker 1 And they've only got like 20 podcasts listed. 24:27 Speaker 1 Like there's not a list of like one you might like 24:30 Speaker 1 or up in rising or up in coming. 24:31 Speaker 1 So I don't know if we need to spotify it 24:33 Speaker 1 to figure out how we get on one of those like 24:34 Speaker 1 featured pages, maybe we have to pay him or something, 24:36 Speaker 1 but I think that might be worth it. 24:37 Speaker 1 Because I know with Spotify music, 24:40 Speaker 1 especially, you know, I was talking with Tucker Underwood 24:42 Speaker 1 a couple of months ago. 24:44 Speaker 1 He's working with someone in Nashville 24:46 Speaker 1 that you get added to playlist. 24:48 Speaker 1 And apparently that's how you blow up on Spotify 24:50 Speaker 1 as they put your song on these major playlists 24:52 Speaker 1 that people listen to and then you get your shit blown up. 24:55 Speaker 1 but they don't really have that in the podcast world 24:57 Speaker 1 on Spotify as far as I know. 24:59 Speaker 1 But maybe we need to look into that, 25:00 Speaker 1 doing some actual, 25:01 Speaker 1 because you can do advertising on other people's podcasts, 25:05 Speaker 1 like you pay for advertising, 25:06 Speaker 1 but I don't know if they want you to like 25:08 Speaker 1 advertise like your business or your product, 25:11 Speaker 1 or if you can advertise your own podcast 25:13 Speaker 1 on someone else's podcast, 25:14 Speaker 1 or if we can just pay Spotify directly like, 25:16 Speaker 1 I don't know like $2,000 to put us on the front page 25:18 Speaker 1 for like two weeks. 25:19 Speaker 1 Did you go through the comedy ones 25:21 Speaker 1 that were recommended to you? 25:22 Speaker 1 Did you look at them? 25:23 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 25:24 Speaker 1 We're any of them were any of them like podcasts that you've never heard of before. 25:30 Speaker 1 Oh, a lot of them. 25:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:32 Speaker 1 I really, I really knew the top 10 like Joe Rogan Theo, Matt and Shane, some some some some 25:38 Speaker 1 chick from the office that does one, blonde chick. 25:42 Speaker 1 Let's see. 25:43 Speaker 1 Podcast. 25:44 Speaker 1 10 villains podcast. 25:46 Speaker 1 The guy that does Caleb Hammers podcast. 25:50 Speaker 1 I've heard of him before. 25:51 Speaker 1 But like yeah, if you go to the top, I think they have like 150. 25:55 Speaker 1 The guy at the, maybe top 100, the guy at the very bottom, 25:58 Speaker 1 or maybe it's 50, I don't know. 25:59 Speaker 1 But you click on it and it says number 175 podcast on Spotify. 26:04 Speaker 1 But it lists them as 50. 26:05 Speaker 1 So I don't know if he just moved up that day. 26:08 Speaker 1 I don't know what we need to do to climb the ranks on Spotify. 26:10 Speaker 1 Maybe we probably need to talk to someone on Spotify, I would think. 26:13 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 26:15 Speaker 1 What? 26:16 Speaker 1 I'm looking at mine right now. 26:18 Speaker 1 Is this based off your algorithm? 26:21 Speaker 1 No, are you going to podcast and then comedy and the top 100? 26:24 Speaker 1 No, I'm on podcasts and then it says like, uh, 26:28 Speaker 1 explore, explore, explore comedy podcast. 26:31 Speaker 1 You may like, I know these people are parties over. 26:37 Speaker 1 Maybe we need to hit some of those people up there, like related to ours. 26:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, Hey, I want to get on ours and we'll get on yours. 26:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. 26:42 Speaker 1 I mean, I got the feel of on. 26:43 Speaker 1 I got Burt Cresher. 26:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:47 Speaker 1 This is, this is weird. 26:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:48 Speaker 1 You definitely need to look into that. 26:49 Speaker 1 Um, we'll look at some, yeah, Spotify advertising or something like that. 26:52 Speaker 1 The, see what we can do. 26:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, get, get Germany on it. 26:56 Speaker 1 Okay. 26:56 Speaker 1 I don't know if he's in here today, but he's doing something, I guess he's busy. 26:59 Speaker 1 He's probably busy doing all the other shit. 27:01 Speaker 1 He's probably editing this other guy's podcast. 27:03 Speaker 1 He's probably got like six hours of podcasts. 27:04 Speaker 1 And you probably just fuck us. 27:07 Speaker 1 They're probably going to pay him like shit ton. 27:08 Speaker 1 He's got guys. 27:09 Speaker 1 I got y'all moved to the back of the bus. 27:11 Speaker 1 Sorry, back of the barrel. 27:12 Speaker 1 We're not going to have clips for like three weeks. 27:13 Speaker 1 Things that Chuck just venture in out are, are employees. 27:17 Speaker 1 I panicked. 27:17 Speaker 1 I panicked. 27:18 Speaker 1 in the card of my why are these people calling me oh so well Germany uh remember 27:23 Speaker 1 to negotiate somehow we get the daily dosho on their on top of your pay as well on their 27:26 Speaker 1 shows month maybe we'll have to get them signed put the background um all right we'll go ahead and get into what the 27:33 Speaker 1 chick what the chick yeah you want to chuck me chuck me real hard chuck me chuck me chuck me 27:41 Speaker 1 They took me. 27:42 Speaker 1 I'm full of chuck. 27:43 Speaker 1 Oh, chuck. 27:45 Speaker 1 Chuck, it real good. 27:47 Speaker 1 What did you do? 27:49 Speaker 1 Did you do it for sure? 27:50 Speaker 1 All right, as we said, it's a sad day in American history. 27:55 Speaker 1 This is going to go down as one of the saddest deaths 27:57 Speaker 1 that America's ever had to experience with Dolly Parton 28:01 Speaker 1 passing away at 80 years old, right? 28:04 Speaker 1 So I came up with a list. 28:06 Speaker 1 And when I came up with a list, I found it online 28:09 Speaker 1 of the craziest and most surprising facts 28:14 Speaker 1 about Dolly Parton, okay? 28:16 Speaker 1 So we're gonna go through a few of these 28:17 Speaker 1 because they're pretty impressive, actually. 28:21 Speaker 1 The first one, did you know she wrote two songs 28:27 Speaker 1 in one day in 1972 and they were arguably two 28:32 Speaker 1 of her most massive hits. 28:35 Speaker 1 What were they? 28:36 Speaker 1 I will always love you one 28:39 Speaker 1 Oh 28:41 Speaker 1 I'll be honest with you the only reason I know that one is because they played it on the radio right before I pulled in the driveway 28:49 Speaker 1 There's an there's an the bigger the biggest one is this one the other one. Oh 28:54 Speaker 1 Shit 28:59 Speaker 1 Big beautiful and blonde no Joe lean oh 29:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, Joe lean of course so she wrote Joe lean and I will always love you on the same day in 29:07 Speaker 1 in 1972. That is insane. Those two songs have, I mean, I came and imagine the residuals 29:12 Speaker 1 that she made off of those two songs. Not to mention all the times they've been covered. 29:16 Speaker 1 I guess Beyonce covered Jolene on her cowboy album. 29:20 Speaker 1 Well, because then isn't Jolene, is it Dolly Parton, Jolene in that song? And she's basically 29:26 Speaker 1 saying like, don't take my man talking about Dolly Parton, please don't take my man. 29:29 Speaker 1 I have no idea. Pretty sure that's what the theory by the synopsis or what I'm going to 29:34 Speaker 1 was covered by the white stripes. It was covered by Beyonce. I mean, this song, it was huge. 29:38 Speaker 1 But anyway, I thought that was interesting. The other one, she once lost a lookalike 29:42 Speaker 1 contest. Oh, I heard that one. A dolly part and lookalike. Did you hear about this? 29:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, for that one years ago. So she once secretly entered a drag queen dolly part and lookalike 29:51 Speaker 1 contest and a gay bar on Santa Monica Boulevard, exaggerated her makeup and hair, and she lost 29:58 Speaker 1 the competition. How crazy is that? I guess because she exaggerated her hair and makeup. 30:02 Speaker 1 So she didn't look like normal, not like partner. 30:05 Speaker 1 But it was her. 30:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean, like if you put a bunch of clown makeup on right now, 30:10 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna know it's Chuck. 30:11 Speaker 1 I'm like, yes, do you? 30:13 Speaker 1 They're not taking me clown makeup on. 30:15 Speaker 1 Well, you put clown makeup on then you, 30:17 Speaker 1 I don't know, you like put a like a bodysuit on 30:19 Speaker 1 and then you had a bunch of, we did a Chuck look of like contest. 30:21 Speaker 1 I mean, you probably lose. 30:23 Speaker 1 I guess I thought that was interesting. 30:25 Speaker 1 Oh, the next one, she'd once turned down this artist. 30:30 Speaker 1 She refused to let this artist cover. I will always love you because his manager demanded half of the song's publishing rights 30:40 Speaker 1 Which artist do you think originally came out wanting to cover? 30:43 Speaker 1 I will love you and Dolly Parton turned him down. This is crazy 30:49 Speaker 1 Elvis Elvis Presley, right? 30:51 Speaker 1 I 30:52 Speaker 1 Is not not dude so he never got to cover it because his manager the colonel wanted half of the publishing rights and she's like no 30:59 Speaker 1 I'm good. So she said no to Elvis. Yeah, but I say his manager really fucking over a good bit did thing. Oh, he was he was insane 31:06 Speaker 1 He was absolutely insane. He wouldn't you know Elvis never even left the country. Yeah, there was good a europe or something 31:11 Speaker 1 Because he was arguing with the European or something. Well, here's his manager to have a passport. Oh, yeah 31:15 Speaker 1 That's what it was. Yeah, like Elvis you cannot leave country ever the money the real money that's in Utah, you know 31:22 Speaker 1 Crazy well some prison they have a lot of money 31:24 Speaker 1 the next one. This this is actually kind of sad because Savannah wants to go to Dollywood for her, 31:32 Speaker 1 for her trip and guess how many rides Dolly Parton has ridden at Dollywood? 31:40 Speaker 1 All of them? None. 31:43 Speaker 1 Oh, but I say it's either there's a 50-50 shot of either every single one of them or none of them. 31:47 Speaker 1 She's never ridden to ride at Dollywood because she is afraid of roller coasters and also suffers from motion sickness. 31:53 Speaker 1 sickness. But they probably also lost them put it together. She probably was in hearing you and everything. 31:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, she said. She said in on the negotiations when they brought in the architects for the roller 32:04 Speaker 1 coasters and just one guy's like, I can do it for two billion. The other guy's like, I can do it 32:08 Speaker 1 for a billion. And then the last guy was like, now be honest, man, I'm probably just done about 32:13 Speaker 1 $200,000 if you're doing the trust me. And she's like, I will trust you, but I'm not going to 32:18 Speaker 1 ride and he does. It's like a retired carney like the fair people. He's got him and his 32:24 Speaker 1 freaks out there just putting together and everything. He's just covering up, you know, 32:27 Speaker 1 because whenever you go to the fair, it's just like bottle jacks on pieces of wood and it's 32:30 Speaker 1 always sinking and everything and they got to read just so you probably just did that and just 32:33 Speaker 1 encased it with concrete. I've never, I think, wait, wait, I've been to Dollywood. I have been 32:41 Speaker 1 Dollywood a long. Have you ever been to Dollywood? I always get Dollywood and Dixieland mixed up. Dixie 32:46 Speaker 1 He lands down here in Bayatville. 32:48 Speaker 1 Oh, you're not talking to Dixie Land, 32:49 Speaker 1 Stan P, the show, the dinner theater. 32:53 Speaker 1 No, no, no, it was called, yeah, 32:54 Speaker 1 Dixie Land, Dixie Land, something. 32:56 Speaker 1 Dixie Land, Dixie Land Fun Park. 32:58 Speaker 1 Is there a ride at Dollywood that plays off of Dolly's chest? 33:05 Speaker 1 Wait, what? 33:06 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 33:08 Speaker 1 Is there like Twin Peaks or something? 33:09 Speaker 1 At Dolly Land? 33:10 Speaker 1 Oh, I have never been there, I don't know. 33:11 Speaker 1 Because if they, if that's not there, 33:13 Speaker 1 they missed a huge opportunity. 33:14 Speaker 1 No pun intended. 33:15 Speaker 1 that and when I was growing up, I was always confused 33:18 Speaker 1 that there was between a Hollywood, 33:20 Speaker 1 Dollywood, and Bollywood. 33:21 Speaker 1 I was like, I don't know which one to go to. 33:22 Speaker 1 Which one's which? 33:24 Speaker 1 You're like, when I get older, 33:25 Speaker 1 I'm gonna become a podcast, 33:26 Speaker 1 and I'm gonna get my star in Dollywood. 33:29 Speaker 1 Well, Dollywood, I just thought it was like 33:30 Speaker 1 her own production company for the longest, 33:32 Speaker 1 cause I knew Hollywood made movies, 33:33 Speaker 1 and Bollywood was the end of one that made movies. 33:35 Speaker 1 I was like, it must be making her own movies. 33:36 Speaker 1 It's Tennessee at this park. 33:37 Speaker 1 I don't know what she's doing, 33:38 Speaker 1 but that's not a stupid thought. 33:41 Speaker 1 I mean, cause it is kind of confusing for a child. 33:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's kind of like, dolly land. 33:45 Speaker 1 Unfortunately, you just realized that it was what it is 33:48 Speaker 1 about a year ago. 33:49 Speaker 1 Which is embarrassing. 33:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, it really was. 33:51 Speaker 1 All right, last one. 33:52 Speaker 1 This one's cool. 33:53 Speaker 1 So, because I know you're into this kind of stuff. 33:55 Speaker 1 So her name inspired a cloned sheep. 34:02 Speaker 1 So the famous, 34:03 Speaker 1 a sheap named dolly got her name 34:06 Speaker 1 because she was cloned from a mammary gland cell. 34:10 Speaker 1 And scientists joked that they couldn't think 34:12 Speaker 1 of a more famous pair of glands than Dolly Partons. 34:16 Speaker 1 So that's why they named the sheep Dolly 34:18 Speaker 1 is because they were talking about 34:20 Speaker 1 how famous her glands are. 34:23 Speaker 1 Damn, oh, sorry. 34:24 Speaker 1 I don't know why we're not getting any comments 34:26 Speaker 1 coming through here. 34:27 Speaker 1 And it's not saying anybody's watching 34:28 Speaker 1 but I just checked over there 34:29 Speaker 1 and we got a good amount of people watching in Germany's 34:31 Speaker 1 is comedy but it's not popping up over here. 34:33 Speaker 1 So I don't know what the fuck's happening. 34:34 Speaker 1 He must be on the wrong one. 34:37 Speaker 1 He's on the wrong one. 34:38 Speaker 1 He's on the rumble. 34:38 Speaker 1 Just look, okay, anyway. 34:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, the sheep's do the the clone in the sheep's and everything pretty crazy. It makes you think that 34:46 Speaker 1 You know when people start talking about doing wind clone sheeps and dogs 34:50 Speaker 1 It makes you start start thinking sometimes there was all the conspiracy theories about some people were like cloned and everything 34:54 Speaker 1 They're not the same person after you don't seem for a while they come back and they look a little different 34:58 Speaker 1 I feel like that's a case that we have that capability now or at least some organization has that capability to clone people I 35:06 Speaker 1 think that but I don't think 35:08 Speaker 1 It's not ethics. 35:11 Speaker 1 What is that? 35:11 Speaker 1 What is that I'm thinking of like you would never do that 35:14 Speaker 1 because it's not morally, 35:17 Speaker 1 it's like it's just not appropriate, right? 35:20 Speaker 1 Because couldn't you, if you did have the power 35:23 Speaker 1 to clone somebody, if I cloned you right now, 35:27 Speaker 1 this is a really stupid question. 35:29 Speaker 1 Would you come out as a baby? 35:33 Speaker 1 Or do I clone you and then I got a 27 year old Brandon? 35:36 Speaker 1 No, I think you have to like, that's like pissing himself. 35:38 Speaker 1 And like, he can't do anything. 35:39 Speaker 1 He's a baby, but he's 27. 35:41 Speaker 1 No, I think, I think you got a clone him. 35:45 Speaker 1 And then it's got to be born in a dish. 35:47 Speaker 1 And then you raise it out of a dish. 35:49 Speaker 1 But does it start all over? 35:52 Speaker 1 Like, so if I cloned you, would you be a baby again? 35:55 Speaker 1 Would I have to like, essentially, 35:57 Speaker 1 could I clone myself and then raise myself? 36:00 Speaker 1 I think you probably could. 36:01 Speaker 1 And unless they've got a way to like, 36:02 Speaker 1 accelerate the aging process. 36:05 Speaker 1 But that means I die earlier. 36:07 Speaker 1 Now there was age you up to where you are now, 36:09 Speaker 1 then you'd have like another chuck to just do whatever 36:11 Speaker 1 and stuff you don't wanna do. 36:13 Speaker 1 So I would only age to my age now quicker. 36:17 Speaker 1 So it'd take like maybe 20 years to get to my age now. 36:20 Speaker 1 And then I would have him to, 36:23 Speaker 1 but that sucks. 36:24 Speaker 1 And if I die, he's gonna be the one that stays as the dad 36:27 Speaker 1 and my wife's husband. 36:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, you could probably, 36:30 Speaker 1 you probably wanna get him a little tattoo on the back of the ear 36:31 Speaker 1 so you can differentiate with that guy. 36:33 Speaker 1 See this is the reason this will never happen. 36:37 Speaker 1 Well, you've heard about people that don't get like a cancer or they'll get something 36:42 Speaker 1 some type they'll have some type of or like they have like, oh, was that a movie? 36:46 Speaker 1 I think it was a movie where one of the kids had cancer and he was gonna die and nobody 36:51 Speaker 1 in the family was a match for this kid. 36:53 Speaker 1 So the parents ended up having another baby and it was a match for the brother. 36:59 Speaker 1 So they started like giving the stem cells or the freaking bone marrow, whatever it was to 37:05 Speaker 1 the brother to keep him alive. 37:06 Speaker 1 But the littlest one was just born for parts. 37:08 Speaker 1 Like just keep the other one alive. 37:10 Speaker 1 So that's where I think if you have a heart failure, you're gonna be like, all right, 37:14 Speaker 1 I'll just clone myself and I'll take that heart. 37:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a, I don't know if they were returning to a movie, but we had to read the 37:19 Speaker 1 book in eighth grade called House of the Scorpion. 37:21 Speaker 1 That was the whole thing like this guy owned an opium farm out in the middle of the, I 37:26 Speaker 1 I think it was a Mexico or whatnot. 37:27 Speaker 1 But the dude was like 120 years old. 37:29 Speaker 1 He just kept having, just the kept cloning kids. 37:32 Speaker 1 And once they got to the right age, 37:33 Speaker 1 he would just harvest them for their organs 37:35 Speaker 1 and everything like that. 37:36 Speaker 1 And he just kept on living. 37:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, we read it. 37:38 Speaker 1 That was a pretty good book. 37:39 Speaker 1 I'll remember certain parts of it. 37:40 Speaker 1 I just remember a lot of opium 37:41 Speaker 1 and a lot of people being cloned and getting their organs 37:44 Speaker 1 ripped out and everything. 37:45 Speaker 1 And I always remember he said, 37:48 Speaker 1 make sure your workforce does not speak the same language 37:51 Speaker 1 so they can never turn on you. 37:54 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, it kind of makes sense, 37:56 Speaker 1 but I kind of think my workforce would turn on me. 38:00 Speaker 1 Well, if you had like, I don't know, one Spanish guy, 38:03 Speaker 1 you got one German guy, you got one Russian guy. 38:05 Speaker 1 Oh, so they can never collude. 38:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 38:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's smart. 38:10 Speaker 1 So not only do you have to make sure they speak different languages, 38:12 Speaker 1 you got to make sure they're stupid 38:13 Speaker 1 and they can't learn other languages. 38:15 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, they went lovely at the farm 38:16 Speaker 1 and they went and learned to read right. 38:18 Speaker 1 And I think one of the kids that was getting ready 38:19 Speaker 1 to be harvested was out there talking to him 38:21 Speaker 1 and like trying to teach him. 38:22 Speaker 1 And then that's when the head hot show there told him, 38:24 Speaker 1 I don't ever, you know, can't let them learn how to communicate or they're going to collude 38:28 Speaker 1 against us and take down this whole operation. 38:30 Speaker 1 Interesting. 38:31 Speaker 1 You have never read that book, but again, the only book I remember reading is in the 38:34 Speaker 1 Aunt Jones last crusade. 38:35 Speaker 1 Chuck's I only did that because I said I had to before I watched the movie. 38:39 Speaker 1 No, I did it because I knew there was a movie and I knew I wanted to ace that report. 38:44 Speaker 1 So I didn't really read it. 38:46 Speaker 1 I just read enough of it to make sure that there was nothing different. 38:49 Speaker 1 Like somebody didn't die in the book, that didn't die in the movie and then I'd be screwed. 38:52 Speaker 1 You know? 38:53 Speaker 1 That's what I did for my 11th grade or my junior paper. 38:56 Speaker 1 No country for old men, because it's like very closely 38:59 Speaker 1 to the book, very, very close. 39:00 Speaker 1 And it was so fucking close that I could like think about 39:03 Speaker 1 in the movie. 39:04 Speaker 1 I was about 30 minutes in and I would go through like maybe 39:06 Speaker 1 a quarter of the book and I'd be like, 39:07 Speaker 1 it'd take me like 26 to find the actual quote 39:09 Speaker 1 that was in there and just mash it up. 39:11 Speaker 1 I just watched the movie one time 39:13 Speaker 1 and I just wrote the paper based off the movie 39:15 Speaker 1 and I just found the quotes I made it to in the book. 39:16 Speaker 1 I think I was done and not including watch in the movie 39:19 Speaker 1 but I think it only took me an hour 39:20 Speaker 1 to write the 10 page paper or whatnot. 39:21 Speaker 1 Are you, are you a walking dead fan? 39:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 39:25 Speaker 1 I mean, I watched it up to about season six or seven. 39:28 Speaker 1 So you know the walking dead was based on the comic book 39:30 Speaker 1 series, right? 39:32 Speaker 1 So I was watching this interview with Negan. 39:34 Speaker 1 I think his real name is like Dean, Dean something. 39:37 Speaker 1 Jeffrey Dane Morgan. 39:38 Speaker 1 Jeffrey, Dean Morgan. 39:39 Speaker 1 And he was talking about how, do you remember the scene 39:42 Speaker 1 when Negan essentially got on the map? 39:44 Speaker 1 And he had all of Rick's people lined up on their knees. 39:48 Speaker 1 And he had Lucille, the bat. 39:50 Speaker 1 And he was, you know, he was gonna kill one of them, 39:52 Speaker 1 right or two of them or whatever. 39:54 Speaker 1 And in the interview he said that they ended up, 39:57 Speaker 1 they killed one of them. 40:00 Speaker 1 And within, I think he said it was like the next day, 40:03 Speaker 1 he started seeing the spoilers overseas 40:07 Speaker 1 that were popping up and like saying like, 40:08 Speaker 1 hey, you know, so on so killed, 40:10 Speaker 1 this is who got killed. 40:11 Speaker 1 He's like, what the heck? 40:12 Speaker 1 So the producers came to him and said, 40:14 Speaker 1 you need to kill every one of them. 40:17 Speaker 1 And so they filmed it with him killing 40:20 Speaker 1 every single one of Rick's people, including Rick, 40:24 Speaker 1 but even he did not know until the next season, 40:28 Speaker 1 which one they actually, who he was actually getting. 40:31 Speaker 1 So when I went black, 40:32 Speaker 1 it was him coming down with the bat and that was it. 40:36 Speaker 1 But in the comic book, 40:38 Speaker 1 I think the Asian kids were wanting kills. 40:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, Glenn, yeah. 40:41 Speaker 1 Well, the problem was if I remember correctly, 40:44 Speaker 1 the walking dead caught up to the comic book guy 40:46 Speaker 1 that was writing it and they were past productions. 40:48 Speaker 1 They were waiting for this guy 40:49 Speaker 1 come out with the comics and then I think they're towards the end. I think that's when they kind of 40:53 Speaker 1 got a little shitty there towards end because I don't think the comics are out. I think they 40:56 Speaker 1 were just making shit up how they wanted to because the original writer was not what they've done 41:00 Speaker 1 with it. And they're just like, come on man, you got to keep fucking going. This is the best fucking 41:03 Speaker 1 show ever. We're making billions of billions of dollars off your shit. It's like it's one thing to 41:08 Speaker 1 write. I have to draw. Okay. No, no long does it take you. I got to actually make pictures 80. It's 41:13 Speaker 1 Well, I just do fucking just do fucking stick figures. 41:16 Speaker 1 Okay, we get the idea to understand, explain it. 41:20 Speaker 1 Not that hard. 41:20 Speaker 1 So that was a good show. 41:22 Speaker 1 But yeah, I think that that's even, even with that, 41:25 Speaker 1 that's one of the reasons I always got afraid 41:28 Speaker 1 because when you read a book, and you know, no country for a minute, 41:30 Speaker 1 I never read that book, but it's, there's so many times 41:33 Speaker 1 that they'll take creative liberty with changing huge parts 41:37 Speaker 1 of the book to make them a movie. 41:39 Speaker 1 And nowadays, these kids will never know that fear. 41:44 Speaker 1 Because when I was a kid, that was a real fear. 41:47 Speaker 1 When you turn in a book report, but you just watch the movie. 41:50 Speaker 1 Nowadays, these kids can just Google it and be like, 41:52 Speaker 1 hey, what were the differences in the movie compared to the book? 41:55 Speaker 1 And it'll tell you, we didn't have that crap. 41:58 Speaker 1 We'd actually have to read the book and then watch the movie. 42:01 Speaker 1 And a perfect example is walking dead. 42:05 Speaker 1 Glenn, I think, was the only one that was supposed to die. 42:07 Speaker 1 And they killed the other dude, too. 42:09 Speaker 1 The blonde guy, the white dude. 42:11 Speaker 1 Abraham. 42:12 Speaker 1 Abraham. 42:13 Speaker 1 Jesse? 42:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:15 Speaker 1 Well, I saw the, I saw the, I saw an interview with Glenn. 42:18 Speaker 1 He was talking about it. 42:19 Speaker 1 And remember he said he got the, the new comic book came out 42:22 Speaker 1 and he looked and saw that he died in the comic book. 42:24 Speaker 1 He's like, oh shit. 42:24 Speaker 1 And they're like talking to everybody and they're like, 42:26 Speaker 1 yeah, we don't know if we're gonna kill you yet or not. 42:28 Speaker 1 And then same thing with the Negan light ended up 42:30 Speaker 1 doing killing Glenn and Abraham. 42:31 Speaker 1 Which is crazy because Glenn was one of the best characters 42:34 Speaker 1 on the freaking show. 42:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, say worked at the beginning, you know? 42:36 Speaker 1 But I mean, I guess at some point you got to change it up 42:38 Speaker 1 versus just like the same old, same old. 42:41 Speaker 1 Have you watched the spinoffs? 42:43 Speaker 1 Oh, no, there's, no. 42:46 Speaker 1 Now, but watch like season one of Fear the Walking Dead, 42:49 Speaker 1 I'm not doing no more things. 42:52 Speaker 1 Megan got me hooked on the one with, 42:54 Speaker 1 what's normal readers' character? 42:56 Speaker 1 A Darryl Dixon? 42:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, Darryl Dixon. 42:58 Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude, watch the answer. 43:00 Speaker 1 So he's in France and then he's in Spain 43:03 Speaker 1 and I'm like, what is going on? 43:05 Speaker 1 And then there's a sessna and a carol, gets a guy in like New Jersey to fly to Paris 43:12 Speaker 1 and a sessna and they get there. 43:14 Speaker 1 And then she goes and she finds Daryl. 43:17 Speaker 1 I'm like, in Spain, like what is going on? 43:20 Speaker 1 It's so stupid, but I did watch the whole thing. 43:22 Speaker 1 You can't even do that today. 43:23 Speaker 1 You know, like I couldn't like text like, hey, I'm somewhere in Spain. 43:26 Speaker 1 I'm not going to talk to you ever for like the next three months figure out how to get 43:29 Speaker 1 here and just randomly fucking find me somewhere. 43:31 Speaker 1 I do. 43:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 43:33 Speaker 1 So that's I have a problem. 43:34 Speaker 1 Remember my buddy Bill, I told you about the tie guy that lived down in Destin that had the restaurant that I used to, she she robbery as you. 43:41 Speaker 1 When I'd go golfing with him and he's like, she she robbery, yes. 43:44 Speaker 1 You know, and he was, he was fun and we used to always hang out. 43:46 Speaker 1 Remember that guy? 43:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:47 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:48 Speaker 1 So mom and new is his, was his wife and they had a restaurant in Destin. 43:54 Speaker 1 It was a tie restaurant. 43:55 Speaker 1 It was great. 43:56 Speaker 1 So anyway, she passed away about a year and a half ago. 44:00 Speaker 1 It was, it was very sad, very tragic, very, very, you know, nobody knew. 44:04 Speaker 1 And what does Bill do as soon as Mama knew passes away? 44:08 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 44:09 Speaker 1 He sells the restaurant. 44:11 Speaker 1 He turns off all social media. 44:14 Speaker 1 Dumps his phone number and goes back to Thailand. 44:17 Speaker 1 Okay. 44:18 Speaker 1 So me and Megan were talking about 44:19 Speaker 1 what are we gonna do next year and where we're gonna go? 44:21 Speaker 1 And she said, well, we need to go to Thailand 44:25 Speaker 1 and find Bill. 44:28 Speaker 1 I don't even know how that's. 44:29 Speaker 1 They all look the same. 44:30 Speaker 1 Well, so my question is, 44:33 Speaker 1 because I don't even, 44:34 Speaker 1 I'm a background investigator, 44:36 Speaker 1 nobody can help me do this. 44:38 Speaker 1 To find somebody that went to Thailand, 44:42 Speaker 1 he obviously wants to stay hidden, right? 44:45 Speaker 1 He just decided, I'm done. 44:47 Speaker 1 And just cut everything off in with Thailand. 44:49 Speaker 1 Do you think it's even remotely possible 44:51 Speaker 1 or should we even try to find this guy? 44:53 Speaker 1 Or do we just say, let him go? 44:55 Speaker 1 Do you know where he lived before in Thailand? 44:57 Speaker 1 Do you know his parents or anything? 44:58 Speaker 1 I don't know how to say anything about it. 44:59 Speaker 1 I don't even want to say the cities. 45:01 Speaker 1 Here's gonna be one round life. 45:02 Speaker 1 He know Bill, he looks like you about the same hike, 45:05 Speaker 1 black hair, you know, ring a bell, 45:07 Speaker 1 like oh, yeah, I'm over here. 45:09 Speaker 1 I just got a racist drawing that I'm walking around with. 45:11 Speaker 1 Like this is what he looks like. 45:12 Speaker 1 It's just lines. 45:13 Speaker 1 He's the lines going down. 45:14 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 45:15 Speaker 1 He's, he's angry in this picture. 45:17 Speaker 1 One of those pictures. 45:18 Speaker 1 One of those, what are those rice patty hats 45:20 Speaker 1 that are just like, you know, the ones that like, 45:22 Speaker 1 like yeah, that's him. 45:23 Speaker 1 He's not a ninja. 45:24 Speaker 1 I know he looks like one, but he's not. 45:25 Speaker 1 What if he went over there and spent all his money 45:27 Speaker 1 you're walking down the street and you got all the strippers 45:30 Speaker 1 or the prostitutes coming up to you and then you're like, 45:32 Speaker 1 like, you're like, lady boy? 45:33 Speaker 1 And I'm like, hell no. 45:34 Speaker 1 I'm like, Bill? 45:35 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, my God, talk. 45:38 Speaker 1 What the fuck happened to you, Bill? 45:39 Speaker 1 He's like, I lost all the money and I became a lady boy. 45:42 Speaker 1 I didn't want to know what to know. 45:43 Speaker 1 I hate to say it, but that wouldn't surprise me. 45:47 Speaker 1 Even a little bit. 45:48 Speaker 1 I mean, just knowing him and knowing, like, 45:50 Speaker 1 I remember we were going across the Brooks Bridge in Destin. 45:54 Speaker 1 And he had his phone out. 45:56 Speaker 1 the phone situation. He had his phone out the window and he was trying to take a picture 46:02 Speaker 1 of the ocean, right? As we're going over the bridge and the wind picked up and it blew 46:07 Speaker 1 his phone out of his hand and it went into the ocean. I mean, I go over the bridge 46:12 Speaker 1 and he goes, oh my God, my phone now at the bottom of the ocean. He's like, all these 46:17 Speaker 1 dolphins could be making calls. That's so funny because fish may cause, man. You get 46:21 Speaker 1 my phone down there they call. 46:23 Speaker 1 What? 46:24 Speaker 1 What? 46:25 Speaker 1 So he told that joke forever about his phone getting blown off the bridge and ended up in the ocean and how all the fish were going to make it, you know, phone off. 46:33 Speaker 1 You could have been driving and just thought that joke in his head. 46:37 Speaker 1 Oh, it'd be funny if I throw my phone off. 46:41 Speaker 1 It was. 46:43 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Hopefully you find Bill in Thailand. 46:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, if anybody knows anything about Thailand or you speak Thai, 46:52 Speaker 1 Uh, reach out to me. Reach out to me. I want to do this. I want to make this my mission. I think if we get enough people, we can find them. 46:58 Speaker 1 I think you need to just go figure out who bought his restaurant and be like, I'm looking for a close friend of mine. You know, 47:02 Speaker 1 they might think you're like, uh, trying to hunt him down or something like that for like tax evasion because he just moved Thailand. But they might give you some information on him and everything. 47:09 Speaker 1 Or you can. I already went there. Oh, we didn't ask about the owner or anything. I walked in and I'm like, and you know, every time I would go there, I just go in the back and go find him. 47:19 Speaker 1 he'd always be in the office drinking. 47:21 Speaker 1 So I just walk in, I walk around the bar, 47:25 Speaker 1 and I just walk back in the back, 47:27 Speaker 1 and they're like, give me size, 47:28 Speaker 1 how are you doing, what are you doing, 47:29 Speaker 1 who are you? 47:30 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm with Bill. 47:31 Speaker 1 And they're like, who Bill? 47:32 Speaker 1 I was like, what? 47:33 Speaker 1 So they're explaining like, we pie refs 47:36 Speaker 1 not three months ago. 47:37 Speaker 1 I was like, what? 47:38 Speaker 1 Who? 47:39 Speaker 1 So I said, we're Bill go, we don't not know Bill. 47:42 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 47:43 Speaker 1 Well, it's probably not, 47:44 Speaker 1 you probably talked to told him is it's a tie name. 47:46 Speaker 1 You know, it's Asian name. 47:47 Speaker 1 So you gotta ask, I don't know if he even knows 47:49 Speaker 1 He was part of the Vietnam baby drop or whatever it's called. 47:53 Speaker 1 You know, when we Vietnam ended or at some, I don't even know all the facts. 47:58 Speaker 1 I just know that at some point there was a Vietnam airlift. 48:02 Speaker 1 I think it was called and it was during the Vietnam war and they grabbed all these babies 48:07 Speaker 1 and they brought them back to the States. 48:09 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 48:10 Speaker 1 And his dad was one of the army, one of the soldiers on the plane and was like, 48:15 Speaker 1 I'll keep this one and I'll call him Bill. 48:17 Speaker 1 That's how we got here. 48:20 Speaker 1 All right, we got looking to mama do that what her real name was or whatever whoever they bought it from whatever name they give you 48:26 Speaker 1 But oh, yeah, it was been oh, you know put last name. We don't know 48:31 Speaker 1 All the closing documents just say Bill. I mean you could probably look it up on Florida's website or some kind of tax tax 48:37 Speaker 1 Assessors website. I guess man. I gotta do it because I mean the kids want to see him again 48:42 Speaker 1 And I know he's he's set but got that wouldn't that suck if we went all the way over there and he's a freaking lady boy 48:47 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we'd just sit there and talk to him for a little while cars like man our vacations are a while 48:54 Speaker 1 There you go boobs and a waiter what he's like he's like hey, I know it's weird 48:59 Speaker 1 Don't look don't look too close. I probably I'm embarrassed that I did this 49:03 Speaker 1 But you guys hang out with me in Bangkok for told all week whole week. We have great time. I'm like, oh 49:08 Speaker 1 Car so I love Bangkok. This is great 49:11 Speaker 1 Oh man, that'd be fun. 49:14 Speaker 1 Good adventure for sure. 49:16 Speaker 1 Alright, we're going to get into 49:18 Speaker 1 Delidosa Dummies. 49:21 Speaker 1 That's your Delidosa Dummies. 49:25 Speaker 1 Delidosa Dummies. 49:30 Speaker 1 Delidosa Dummies. 49:35 Speaker 1 Delidosa Dummies. 49:38 Speaker 1 He goes down loose from Brandon. 49:42 Speaker 1 He's done. 49:43 Speaker 1 San Francisco 49ers owner, Jed York, 49:45 Speaker 1 arrested in Ohio for engaging in prostitution. 49:48 Speaker 1 Court documents. 49:49 Speaker 1 So the owner of 49ers, 49:52 Speaker 1 played a no contest to a pair of misdemeanor charges, 49:55 Speaker 1 Monday after being arrested in Ohio 49:56 Speaker 1 of suspicion of engaging in prostitution. 50:00 Speaker 1 Let's see down here. 50:02 Speaker 1 It was also, and they also said he was possessing criminal tools, 50:07 Speaker 1 which is kind of crazy to me before I really get into what I want to talk about this. 50:10 Speaker 1 But do you know what that means? Possessing criminal tools? 50:13 Speaker 1 So allegedly it was because he was doing it on his cell phone. 50:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. That's the part. But how's that how's that a criminal tool? 50:20 Speaker 1 Because he used the cell phone to find this girl on whatever website he used and then he was communicating with her to 50:27 Speaker 1 commit to commit the... 50:29 Speaker 1 This is so... This is so stupid. 50:31 Speaker 1 I'm... I don't want to stand up for a billionaire. 50:34 Speaker 1 I don't. But if we, and I'm not one of those people, 50:39 Speaker 1 I'm gonna abolish the police or defund them. 50:42 Speaker 1 But if you are spending money and resources 50:45 Speaker 1 to stop this stuff from happening, shame on you, right? 50:50 Speaker 1 Like, you know how sad this dude must be. 50:52 Speaker 1 Like, he's a billionaire. 50:54 Speaker 1 He's gotta go do this in a trailer park for $150. 50:57 Speaker 1 Let's say the trailer park too, that's fucking crazy. 50:58 Speaker 1 But it's like, you don't know what's going on 51:00 Speaker 1 in somebody's life. 51:01 Speaker 1 You don't know what's going on with him, you know, 51:03 Speaker 1 personally, obviously he's lonely, he's sad, he's just trying to find compassion and 51:11 Speaker 1 have that moment. 51:12 Speaker 1 And then they do this. 51:13 Speaker 1 It's not like he's not getting Chris Hansen. 51:16 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 51:17 Speaker 1 So my next question is first off, who does Ohio typically root for and then FL? 51:23 Speaker 1 You know, is it Detroit or? 51:25 Speaker 1 No, God, Ohio's I think pretty big on Cleveland. 51:30 Speaker 1 Cincinnati Cincinnati or Cleveland, but Cincinnati is so close to Kentucky that I think that's kind of split. 51:35 Speaker 1 But all my friends that live in Ohio that are idiots in their Ohio state fans. All my friends, their Ohio state fans are idiots. All of them. 51:42 Speaker 1 I was from put that out there four or five times. So all my friends, but they're all brown spans as well. So that's kind of the jam. 51:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. I guess I get to get decent team. I guess in college and then they're just like, I don't make up for the Cleveland brown. So it being in jail as the 49ers head coach. 51:58 Speaker 1 Where's the worst place you could go like in jail and what city because I don't think I don't think oh Cleveland would be that max 52:04 Speaker 1 I don't think people are gonna be in there like Cleveland Brown fans are like oh my a fuck you dude fuck you 52:09 Speaker 1 Now I say Seattle Seattle. Oh you think so. You think you might might have got beat up in there in the three days 52:14 Speaker 1 He was there well. Well the problem is I mean if you go to Seattle 52:16 Speaker 1 I don't I don't envision I know this is terrible to say I don't envision Seattle prisons being scary because I just envision them being full of trans people 52:24 Speaker 1 So I feel like if you go to a Seattle prison, you're gonna be kind of like tough fear 52:30 Speaker 1 Just put people coming off heroin and everything, you know 52:33 Speaker 1 Just got a dick sucked in now. He's in there with all the trades at the heroin addicts 52:37 Speaker 1 Dallas would be bad Dallas would be bad 52:40 Speaker 1 Be it as ass in there. I think they would yes, San Francisco 52:43 Speaker 1 But I just I do I feel for this guy man 52:45 Speaker 1 I mean I saw the pictures of him and I saw that and I mean you remember it was probably a few years ago when 52:50 Speaker 1 and the owner, crap, Robert, crap. 52:52 Speaker 1 I'm proud. 52:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 52:54 Speaker 1 And he did kind of the same thing, 52:55 Speaker 1 but he went to an Asian massage parlor, 52:59 Speaker 1 which I guess in that one, everybody got busted. 53:03 Speaker 1 So it was not just him, 53:04 Speaker 1 but it was also the massage people, right? 53:06 Speaker 1 Like the workers. 53:08 Speaker 1 In this situation, 53:10 Speaker 1 all of the contact that he had was with police. 53:14 Speaker 1 So there was never even a person. 53:17 Speaker 1 It was, the police got the trailer, 53:19 Speaker 1 they put everything out there and they just were 53:21 Speaker 1 roping them in. 53:22 Speaker 1 That's the reason, and I don't care if you're single or not, 53:26 Speaker 1 if you're doing this stuff, 53:28 Speaker 1 you're just, you're playing with fire, baby. 53:30 Speaker 1 Cause it's just embarrassing. 53:32 Speaker 1 It's not even about like, 53:33 Speaker 1 it's a misdemeanor that I think it has like a $300 fine, right? 53:37 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, nothing. 53:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, that and then you get caught walking on the massage 53:40 Speaker 1 pauler or whatnot, like your pants still down. 53:42 Speaker 1 He's getting a tidy wide easy. 53:43 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 53:44 Speaker 1 They take a picture of that being, you're like, damn, 53:45 Speaker 1 all that for a hand job, 53:47 Speaker 1 and I'm gonna do the new thing, 53:48 Speaker 1 my friends gonna see it. 53:49 Speaker 1 I never, man, never do that. Never, never fall for it. Don't, don't do it. Just don't 53:55 Speaker 1 do it. Because if you, if you really need to, I mean, I hate to say this, but I mean, 53:59 Speaker 1 it's legal in some places. Now, granted, you got to get on playing, get a Vegas, you got 54:02 Speaker 1 to go out to the, the, the ranch, the bunny ranch, but at least it's legal or go to another 54:07 Speaker 1 country where it's legal. I think it's legal everywhere except for the United States. 54:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't know if people are paying $100 to go to Asian massage polys. They can fly 54:15 Speaker 1 to like Amsterdam. 54:16 Speaker 1 Or Vegas. 54:18 Speaker 1 I mean, but I just, it's all about the embarrassment aspect. 54:23 Speaker 1 That's it. 54:24 Speaker 1 Because like look through this guy. 54:25 Speaker 1 You think he cares about the fine? 54:27 Speaker 1 But what are they going to do? 54:29 Speaker 1 Are they going to make him give up the 49ers now? 54:31 Speaker 1 He's an owner. 54:32 Speaker 1 Now, they're not going to make him give up the 49ers. 54:34 Speaker 1 Oh, you tell me about the 49ers committee, 54:35 Speaker 1 maybe saying that now. 54:36 Speaker 1 They're probably all involved. 54:37 Speaker 1 He's probably got dirt on all of those motherfuckers. 54:39 Speaker 1 Someone there probably told him, 54:41 Speaker 1 oh, if you're in Ohio, make sure you hit up this trailer. 54:43 Speaker 1 He's like, you gave me the number, Earl. 54:45 Speaker 1 Exactly. I think if I played off pretty well. So all right. Well, 54:50 Speaker 1 out next. 54:52 Speaker 1 Homeless sex boost in LA. So it was proposed that 54:57 Speaker 1 LA puts out these boosts. So the homeless residents can have sex and do drug in them 55:03 Speaker 1 instead of doing it on the street. And it just it just blows my mind how they just come up with 55:08 Speaker 1 these fucking ideas like all right. So the problem is you have homeless and instead of 55:12 Speaker 1 I fucking get them unholy. 55:14 Speaker 1 Or get them off the street. 55:16 Speaker 1 You're like, no, no, no, we like our homeless there. 55:17 Speaker 1 That's what we're known for now. 55:18 Speaker 1 But we're tired of seeing them, you know, 55:20 Speaker 1 do the drugs on the street, leave needles everywhere 55:22 Speaker 1 and have their weird homeless sex. 55:23 Speaker 1 And it always just looks very odd and dirty 55:25 Speaker 1 and just like, oh, we're just gonna die right there. 55:27 Speaker 1 So someone proposed at the committee 55:30 Speaker 1 that they had these homeless sex booths. 55:31 Speaker 1 Now it's not gone through anything like that, 55:33 Speaker 1 but you already know there's some other fuckers 55:35 Speaker 1 over there that are saying, you know, 55:37 Speaker 1 we put that on the back of the docket. 55:39 Speaker 1 Now is this a good idea? 55:40 Speaker 1 like I mean, they're already doing it in like portopodis and whatnot. I just don't see these 55:44 Speaker 1 staying clean. And then imagine your job. You got to tell someone that you're a homeless sex 55:48 Speaker 1 booth maintenance worker. Like you got to go in there and clean up homeless sex and drugs. I mean, 55:52 Speaker 1 it's absolutely insane. Who the fuck's going to do that job? 55:54 Speaker 1 I think the best part about this story is that you teed it up right after the last story. 55:59 Speaker 1 So if I heard these two stories, right, and you told me that these two stories came out of the 56:06 Speaker 1 same country, I would not believe you. Zero chance I believe you that a billionaire owner 56:12 Speaker 1 of the San Francisco 49ers was busted for soliciting a prostitute in Ohio that he was 56:18 Speaker 1 going to pay for and probably had a limo driver take him, right? And then fast forward to 56:25 Speaker 1 the next where you have the proposal of boost being put up so we can make the homeless 56:33 Speaker 1 comfortable while they're doing drugs and spreading whatever they're spreading. Yeah, absolutely crazy 56:41 Speaker 1 to even think that that would be a fix for this. I think the fix is why don't we make drugs illegal 56:49 Speaker 1 to do? Oh, that's weird. They are, right? Remember when I said about the whole like it's shameful that 56:56 Speaker 1 that law enforcement is wasting money on the prostitution thing? 57:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 57:02 Speaker 1 That's why. 57:03 Speaker 1 Well, maybe we focus on the drug use and the criminals 57:08 Speaker 1 that are doing drugs and doing public acts 57:13 Speaker 1 in front of families and kids. 57:15 Speaker 1 Instead of setting up a, you know, whatever, 57:20 Speaker 1 I don't know, whatever prostitution page they started 57:24 Speaker 1 and then they used funds for a trailer 57:26 Speaker 1 and they're trying to take somebody down 57:27 Speaker 1 and get a $200 fine and embarrass them, 57:30 Speaker 1 that's where we're wrong in this society, right? 57:33 Speaker 1 So I hope they don't. 57:34 Speaker 1 But if they do, which it's California, 57:36 Speaker 1 so I promise you they're going to. 57:38 Speaker 1 I promise you they're going to. 57:39 Speaker 1 If they do, how long will it take 57:42 Speaker 1 before people start taking pictures inside of them 57:45 Speaker 1 and doing TikToks and making them famous? 57:48 Speaker 1 Well, I'm, I'm just thinking how long 57:50 Speaker 1 is it gonna take for like LA's just controlled 57:53 Speaker 1 by crack babies. 57:54 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 57:54 Speaker 1 going in there, you're just like letting them have, I mean, because you know, the bitch gets 57:57 Speaker 1 pregnant, she's homeless and on drugs. 57:59 Speaker 1 She ain't stopping for the baby. 58:00 Speaker 1 All right, she clearly ain't stopping for anything. 58:02 Speaker 1 So now you're going to have a bunch of, uh, fetuses on the streets, you know, if they don't 58:06 Speaker 1 make it or if they get it, if the baby comes out all the way, it's going to be living in 58:09 Speaker 1 the cold, uh, and it's probably going to be all fucked up because, uh, crack baby. 58:13 Speaker 1 It's just not going to be a good scenario. 58:15 Speaker 1 I just don't see how they think, oh, yeah, let's have these people that can't even have 58:18 Speaker 1 a home. 58:19 Speaker 1 Let's let them have unprotected sex in these fucking, uh, boost because, you know, they're 58:23 Speaker 1 probably going to supply con us. 58:24 Speaker 1 What's homeless guys gonna use the condom? 58:26 Speaker 1 I mean, he'd probably use it to store his drugs in. 58:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, put up his butt, the movement. 58:31 Speaker 1 Like he doesn't have to. 58:32 Speaker 1 There's no fear, right? 58:33 Speaker 1 I mean, there's no fear in California 58:36 Speaker 1 if you're doing things like that. 58:37 Speaker 1 Like you're not worried about getting arrested 58:38 Speaker 1 because they don't have the capacity to do it. 58:41 Speaker 1 They've just given up. 58:42 Speaker 1 It's unbelievable. 58:44 Speaker 1 And I don't think it's gonna change. 58:46 Speaker 1 I did see there was a picture that was put up a few weeks ago. 58:49 Speaker 1 Did you see the guy in LA that built a two story 58:53 Speaker 1 cardboard house. Oh, the White House is, I don't know what is it? Oh, I know there's one that there's one that you'd made a replica of the White House 59:00 Speaker 1 also just on the fucking sidewalk. This one was two stories of cardboard and it was right on side of the road and I'm 59:08 Speaker 1 I'm thinking what happens if you fall asleep and it falls over in middle of the night like you're gonna get ran over because there's 59:13 Speaker 1 no way that thing sturdy, but it was legit. It had like windows all over it. Like it was nice. Yeah, maybe they do have a lot of doctors and engineers on 59:21 Speaker 1 the street. You got a guy, uh, be like, Oh, no, Kathy, uh, the people with 59:25 Speaker 1 A's over here, you got to share the same needle and then make sure you get 59:28 Speaker 1 started on that cardboard fucking house. Okay. I do. It's like, it's like mad 59:32 Speaker 1 max there. It really is. It's, it's, it's mad max. It's, that's where they're 59:36 Speaker 1 going. I wonder, I don't guess you could. You know, it'd be funny if we called and 59:40 Speaker 1 try to get like insurance on a homeless guys, a campman, like call someone in 59:44 Speaker 1 LA, but we wanted to share this guys in campman. And then it would burn down. 59:47 Speaker 1 Did we get a settlement? 59:50 Speaker 1 Oh, you'd have to call a tax or an insurance person 59:53 Speaker 1 that you haven't offended. 59:54 Speaker 1 So I don't know who you'd call. 59:56 Speaker 1 No, we got to do one in LA anyway. 59:58 Speaker 1 You can't do it. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Georgia law is different than LA law or California law. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 I know a state farm representative in Denver, 1:00:07 Speaker 1 was that how? 1:00:08 Speaker 1 I think we need someone in LA. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 I think we want to start. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 We want to start in LA. 1:00:11 Speaker 1 All right, we just want to figure someone out 1:00:12 Speaker 1 so we can start ensuring these homeless encampments. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 That way, and we can take the life insurance policies 1:00:17 Speaker 1 I don't know, too. 1:00:18 Speaker 1 It's, L.A. is so bad that when we were talking about doing that trip next year and going 1:00:23 Speaker 1 to Asia and doing like Japan or whatever, Megan said, hey, make sure on the trip, you 1:00:30 Speaker 1 somehow have a stay in L.A. for six to eight hours. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 And I said, why would you do that? 1:00:35 Speaker 1 And she said, because the kids really want to go, so I want to show them how bad it is 1:00:39 Speaker 1 that way they never hound us again about going back. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 That's how, that's how famous L.A. is. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 So if anybody's from L.A. and you're like, man, I'm from the 1:00:47 Speaker 1 the best place in America. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 We are literally trying to plan a part of our trip. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 We go and show the kids how terrible your city is, 1:00:55 Speaker 1 and your state so they never ask to go back. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 That's really sad. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be a good idea. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 And while you're there, go ahead and ask the homeless guys 1:01:02 Speaker 1 if they wanna ensure their compounds 1:01:04 Speaker 1 and get life insurance policies on, 1:01:05 Speaker 1 because Walmart knows this already. 1:01:07 Speaker 1 When you work for Walmart, 1:01:07 Speaker 1 they take a life insurance policy out on you, 1:01:10 Speaker 1 because I guess they think you're gonna die, 1:01:11 Speaker 1 but Walmart collects so much fucking money. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 And he just takes out life insurance on anybody. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 You could ensure something and while I'm there, I could burn it down. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, or you just pay another homeless guy to do it five bucks. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 Oh, that's got to be. I don't want to get involved. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 I'll just give him five bucks. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 Hey, man, go like that on fire. 1:01:26 Speaker 1 You got it, boss. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what the legalities on that, but the life insurance for sure, 1:01:31 Speaker 1 because they're probably not going to last much longer. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 And while we're talking about California for tomorrow's episode, 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Brandon, I'm giving you homework. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 I don't have you seen the video of the train driver that fell asleep and ran into 1:01:40 Speaker 1 the other train. No, I've been waiting on one of those for a long time. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 Google it have it teed up for tomorrow's episode because it's the funniest thing 1:01:48 Speaker 1 I've ever seen it's like a huge fat guy and he's driving like the slow train through the city 1:01:55 Speaker 1 And the other train is just parked at the end of the line and this dude falls asleep 1:02:00 Speaker 1 We have to look on his face after he did it. It's it's priceless. I can't wait. Oh man 1:02:06 Speaker 1 That'd be fun. So yeah, we got a Chuck like seen train drivers running each other 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Nobody died 1:02:12 Speaker 1 Korean babies being dropped from the sky. So all right. We'll see you tomorrow. Check. Yeah, I think we're going out at all. Oh, man 1:02:17 Speaker 1 See you guys tomorrow. All right, everyone have a good day, but