The Greatest Recap Ever EP-372 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-20


This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You got to be patient. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought and opinions expressed on the show are for 0:42 Speaker 1 getting purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck 0:45 Speaker 1 Iyer's pistol with B-Man Thrasher. Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rob you like an STP with a... 1:01 Speaker 1 I'll have you no minute doing Thursday. It's me, a boy Brandon Thrasher. It is the 1:05 Speaker 1 the day of the show. We do not have any Chuck Charles ironfish for this one. He is extremely 1:10 Speaker 1 sick from what I can, from what he told me. I think he might just be dehydrated from jacket 1:14 Speaker 1 off too much after our conversation yesterday with Lily Phillips. So we're just going to 1:19 Speaker 1 do a little intro here. We're going to run down a daily dose of dumb news and we're going 1:22 Speaker 1 to get to some best of because we've came a long way. We're at episode 372, which is absolutely 1:28 Speaker 1 insane. Pretty crazy. We've been doing it for this long. We appreciate everybody listening 1:33 Speaker 1 and we love doing it. 1:34 Speaker 1 It's fun. 1:35 Speaker 1 It's something I look forward to every day. 1:37 Speaker 1 You know, I've been doing podcasts 1:38 Speaker 1 and for a long time now, 1:40 Speaker 1 and those breaks and those times that I'm not doing it, 1:43 Speaker 1 I'm just kind of bored, you know? 1:44 Speaker 1 Not necessarily bored. 1:46 Speaker 1 Well, I guess I am, 1:48 Speaker 1 but it makes me miss it, you know? 1:49 Speaker 1 I couldn't imagine not doing the show. 1:50 Speaker 1 So we appreciate everybody coming in and listening every day, 1:53 Speaker 1 especially all the new people we got 1:55 Speaker 1 that maybe haven't heard the first 371 episodes, 1:58 Speaker 1 which is crazy though, 1:59 Speaker 1 because a lot of people, 2:00 Speaker 1 they find the episode and then they start episode one. 2:03 Speaker 1 So there's gonna be some people that are like never going to catch up. 2:06 Speaker 1 And let's say just like taking the tire week off work and they do nothing but listen to the episode. 2:09 Speaker 1 But find that cool. 2:10 Speaker 1 That's awesome. 2:11 Speaker 1 It's kind of like the Simpsons, man. 2:12 Speaker 1 We're going to be trying to be the longest running podcast ever. 2:15 Speaker 1 I don't know who has that right now, whereas the most episodes by God, I will tell you, 2:19 Speaker 1 we'll probably be the longest running podcast with like zero sponsors. 2:24 Speaker 1 You know, we try, we do what we can. 2:26 Speaker 1 If you would like to sponsor, hit us up, reach us, reach out to us about that. 2:30 Speaker 1 But no, Chuck, Chuck Charles Iron Fist. 2:32 Speaker 1 Uh, he texted me. Well, first off, uh, I got a barrage of calls from Chuck this morning or yesterday morning. And, uh, we had, uh, then I woke up the deaf August waking me up at 6 30. 2:44 Speaker 1 Right. It's, uh, it's a Chuck. It's an emergency. Ain't it was bad? Like, it's a real emergency when somehow deaf August wakes up the phone call before I do. I don't know how that was possible. 2:53 Speaker 1 I guess Deaf August was looking to go to work. Uh, but apparently uploaded the wrong episode this morning. So we did like a few of you got to hear. 3:00 Speaker 1 it was a series we're going to do where it was just me doing a bunch of rants and everything. 3:05 Speaker 1 And I've just got them saved. We've got we've got more that that really wasn't even the worst 3:09 Speaker 1 one. I think we were waiting on to release all of them like once you know it's like our 3:14 Speaker 1 kill switch. That's like our oh shit. All right. This is last ditch effort. We're just going 3:18 Speaker 1 to have Brandon rant about shit. Say all the slurs all the crazy shit. Just do whatever 3:24 Speaker 1 just to see what would happen. So we got a lot of those in the bank. I'm going to hopefully 3:27 Speaker 1 not accidentally upload one of them instead of your normal schedule programming. But no, 3:33 Speaker 1 everything's good. Everything's fine. So some of y'all heard that this morning. Hope you enjoyed 3:37 Speaker 1 it. Like I said, it wasn't even the worst one. And Chuck's freaking out about it and whatnot. 3:40 Speaker 1 And then I get another call or text about and probably about one o'clock. Chuck's like, I don't 3:45 Speaker 1 know if I'm gonna be a record today, man. I feel like death of I'm about to die sick as hell. So 3:50 Speaker 1 I don't know what got into him. I don't feel the greatest either. I don't know if we caught 3:53 Speaker 1 something from Lily through the camera, but someone had to do an intro. Someone had to hop on here 3:57 Speaker 1 and talk about some shit for a little while. 3:58 Speaker 1 And then like so, we'll do a little best stuff. 4:00 Speaker 1 We've never, not enough. 4:02 Speaker 1 Think about it. I don't think we've ever done that before. 4:04 Speaker 1 So it'll be fresh. 4:06 Speaker 1 It'll be like, holy shit, man. 4:07 Speaker 1 I'll be listening to these guys for a while. 4:08 Speaker 1 And what's crazy to me is when I'm doing the Rumble episodes 4:11 Speaker 1 and I'm uploading them, I'll recognize like a title 4:13 Speaker 1 or I'll recognize the description and be like, 4:15 Speaker 1 damn, that was that long ago. 4:17 Speaker 1 I feel like that was like two or three weeks ago. 4:18 Speaker 1 But time's been flying, man. 4:20 Speaker 1 And we appreciate everybody sticking with us. 4:22 Speaker 1 Let's see here. 4:23 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 4:24 Speaker 1 We'll run down Lily Phillips real quick yesterday. 4:26 Speaker 1 to have Manny Matt dog on sure y'all saw that clip of change. You would she would blow him is 4:32 Speaker 1 shaft and balls at the same time if he can get a visa so Manny's response to that was pretty funny 4:37 Speaker 1 I sent it to big B as well. Her response was also very inviting for comedy and laughter. 4:44 Speaker 1 I think she'll get back on here in about a month but we'll have Matt dog on tomorrow to talk about 4:48 Speaker 1 it and we've got a we got a couple cases we got some listeners that want to get his input on and 4:53 Speaker 1 and everything, but we appreciate all the, 4:56 Speaker 1 a lot of people love the Lily Phillips episode. 4:58 Speaker 1 We're gonna try to get more porn stars. 4:59 Speaker 1 I know Chuck doesn't wanna get porn stars, 5:00 Speaker 1 but it's like y'all seem to like them. 5:03 Speaker 1 They're entertaining. 5:04 Speaker 1 We can ask them all the crazy dirty questions 5:06 Speaker 1 and they make it even dirtier. 5:07 Speaker 1 Nothing I love more than someone that's 5:10 Speaker 1 even past my level when it comes to dirtiness. 5:12 Speaker 1 And then you just got Chuck over there squirming 5:14 Speaker 1 and asking questions and then they turn it real sexual. 5:16 Speaker 1 So it was a great time. 5:18 Speaker 1 It was a fun podcast for show. 5:20 Speaker 1 And yeah, we're gonna go ahead and get into it. 5:22 Speaker 1 I got your daily dose of Don news, daily dose of Don news. 5:43 Speaker 1 Daily dose of Don news. 5:48 Speaker 1 And let's see clients testimony ends earlier than expected Wednesday due to unforeseen circumstances. 5:55 Speaker 1 So this is one of the case they're going to be talking to Manny about when he comes on 5:59 Speaker 1 tomorrow. 6:00 Speaker 1 Heather King really wanted me to bring it up to him. 6:02 Speaker 1 We're going to have him on Sunday and then couldn't make it so we had to change plans. 6:06 Speaker 1 But this is a crazy case. 6:08 Speaker 1 So this I thought it was a cut and dry. 6:10 Speaker 1 Everything is good to go. 6:11 Speaker 1 There's really no question about it. 6:13 Speaker 1 This lady killed her three or three kids are dead. 6:16 Speaker 1 All three of her kids are dead. 6:17 Speaker 1 And she claimed and told everybody that she did it. 6:20 Speaker 1 I killed my kids. 6:21 Speaker 1 I just couldn't stand it. 6:22 Speaker 1 I broke. 6:24 Speaker 1 And they've been doing the trial and whatnot. 6:27 Speaker 1 This happened back in 23, I believe. 6:29 Speaker 1 But it ended earlier today, I guess the judges just like, look, dude, you already admitted 6:33 Speaker 1 to it. 6:34 Speaker 1 The witnesses are coming forward. 6:35 Speaker 1 They got a few more to interview and talk to them about it. 6:37 Speaker 1 But to me, it seems like this chick was just guilty and then she just snapped and killed her 6:41 Speaker 1 kids and then she told the cops and like, hey, I did it. 6:44 Speaker 1 Heather brought it up to me and I had no idea really about this case at all except for just like 6:49 Speaker 1 One new story at all, but apparently a lot of women 6:52 Speaker 1 Are thinking the husband somehow killed all the kids and then forced her to take the blame now that comes out true 6:58 Speaker 1 That's gonna be fucking absolutely insane, but I'm just not really understanding how that's gonna be possible 7:03 Speaker 1 I mean, it's not like the Chris uh, what was it Chris waters scenario where he killed his his kids and put him in the tank and whatnot 7:09 Speaker 1 I mean this lady said she did it 7:11 Speaker 1 So I really don't know what what else we're looking at here. 7:14 Speaker 1 Uh, supposedly he was abusive to her and he put thoughts in her head and he made her crazy 7:20 Speaker 1 and whatnot. 7:21 Speaker 1 Um, but that's a lot to write on, you know, like saying like, Oh, this lady didn't do it. 7:25 Speaker 1 She just had a bad husband or whatnot. 7:27 Speaker 1 And she's getting like a shit ton of fucking money. 7:29 Speaker 1 She's getting like a million fucking dollars. 7:31 Speaker 1 Dude, could you imagine like you kill your kids and then you tell everyone, you killed your 7:35 Speaker 1 kids and everyone's like, there's no way she killed her kids. 7:38 Speaker 1 I feel so bad for her. 7:39 Speaker 1 And she's like, no, I did. 7:40 Speaker 1 And then they're like, no, it hadn't been that husband of yours. 7:42 Speaker 1 Let's give you a million dollars. 7:44 Speaker 1 And there's been a lot of people posting on TikTok. 7:47 Speaker 1 Like I understand, you know, I'm so close. 7:49 Speaker 1 I'm one step away. 7:50 Speaker 1 Like from killing your kid, good God, man. 7:53 Speaker 1 What the fuck's going on there? 7:54 Speaker 1 Like you probably, probably should be posting that on TikTok to begin with. 7:57 Speaker 1 Or maybe you should. 7:58 Speaker 1 So CPS can get caught on you for saying you want to strangle your fucking kid. 8:01 Speaker 1 Like you might think about it, but I don't think you can fucking say that. 8:04 Speaker 1 You know, I say a lot of crazy shit. 8:06 Speaker 1 Uh, and I don't think you're supposed to say you want to kill your kid. 8:09 Speaker 1 It just doesn't seem like a good idea to me. 8:11 Speaker 1 Uh, but like I said, we'll talk about tomorrow and everything with the mad dog. 8:14 Speaker 1 See what he thinks about it. 8:15 Speaker 1 Uh, I just don't really see much there. 8:18 Speaker 1 And I think it's going to look really bad. 8:20 Speaker 1 I'm not saying like we get, we'll get the information out. 8:22 Speaker 1 Uh, we'll have people look into it and we'll talk about it. 8:25 Speaker 1 I'm not saying, uh, you're 100% wrong that the husband killed her, but I just 8:31 Speaker 1 find it very odd. 8:32 Speaker 1 Like there's very little evidence to go off of right now and to be just 8:36 Speaker 1 to find not just fine, but to be saying, 8:38 Speaker 1 make excuses for this lady that she killed her kids. 8:41 Speaker 1 I find that to be a little crazy, 8:42 Speaker 1 but I'm open to hearing your thoughts on it 8:45 Speaker 1 and information. 8:46 Speaker 1 So if you're a woman or you're a dude that happens 8:48 Speaker 1 to know what's going on here, comment down below 8:51 Speaker 1 here on the podcast about why you think she either 8:54 Speaker 1 killed her kids or why you think the husband did it. 8:55 Speaker 1 Cause to me, it feels like almost a Casey Anthony thing, 9:00 Speaker 1 but not really, because I think we just knew 9:01 Speaker 1 she killed the kid no matter what. 9:03 Speaker 1 And it just seems, it seems odd. 9:04 Speaker 1 seems weird like why why they throw the husband on the bus. People got more information about 9:08 Speaker 1 than I do so let me know. Alright, go and get the next story. Penn State frat cocaine ring 9:16 Speaker 1 suspects allegedly use cash app snapchat to arrange drug deal. So this is actually pretty 9:21 Speaker 1 insane. Thirteen charge and trafficking operation up in Penn State frat frat house. Apparently 9:27 Speaker 1 we're having a pledges cut up the cocaine, cut it up, sort it, bag it and do whatever. 9:34 Speaker 1 exactly how I think the back seems to do it. I think they usually have like hot chicks that were like just bikinis. 9:39 Speaker 1 So that way they can't steal stuff. I guess they can put it in their butt. But then they you probably know because they'd be all coked up from butt coke. 9:46 Speaker 1 And to come put in your tits because they'd be all lumpy, you know, unless you actually come in with a tumor, you got like cancerous or like a weird boobs. 9:53 Speaker 1 Or I guess if you had fake boobs, they had like a little zipper on the bottom with a like a pouch inside. You probably put the cocaine in there. 9:59 Speaker 1 And is that option like ladies can you do that like I know that's where they usually do like breast implants 10:04 Speaker 1 Like you put you cut the bottom of the boob and you slide up the gel and whatnot 10:07 Speaker 1 Could you like make it like a cavity there also and you have like a like a purse like a zipper there like a pouch 10:13 Speaker 1 Like a kangaroo almost that'd be pretty cool. You could put like I don't know you put like little vodka shooters in there 10:19 Speaker 1 If you got really big touch you can probably put like gun in there 10:22 Speaker 1 You could probably smoke a lot of stuff like that. I'm very interested in that now. I'm gonna bring that up tomorrow with Manny as well 10:28 Speaker 1 See if they're allowed to check inside your boob for paraphernalia or drugs or whatnot. Anyway, back to Penn State 10:36 Speaker 1 This is what you know, this is like the like 22 drop up street or something like that 10:40 Speaker 1 We're going to college and they're trying to fit in and they're dressed bust up the drug ring 10:44 Speaker 1 I think this is mainly what fraternities are about, you know for the most part 10:47 Speaker 1 We I know we had a guy down here in college dude. He was running a drug ring 10:50 Speaker 1 I mean high school and they busted him with like two point eight million dollars worth of drugs 10:56 Speaker 1 like that do was move in some weight. They make a damn movie about him for sure. But the Penn State 11:00 Speaker 1 guys, I mean, I feel like they probably weren't the smartest about it. But the guy that was the 11:06 Speaker 1 guy that the head ring guy, he was like an accountant or like a head accountant up there is what his 11:13 Speaker 1 degree was for. And his mugshot, he's like in a suit and everything he turned himself in, 11:16 Speaker 1 he looks very professional. And I guess he realized that accounting sucked and he just wanted to 11:21 Speaker 1 sell drugs instead. But like I said, when you think of college, think of drinking drugs, sex, 11:27 Speaker 1 and just debauchery 24 seven with a little bit of school and a lot of pride for your football 11:33 Speaker 1 team and your sports, I would say, you throw in this guy running a fucking coke ring. I mean, 11:37 Speaker 1 that's like the icing on the cake. This is like a Hollywood producers wet drink. Holy shit, 11:42 Speaker 1 we can actually say based on a true story and make a movie about this. So that'll be pretty entertaining 11:47 Speaker 1 when they do. Yeah, I don't have much more to say about that. I also do not feel the best. 11:52 Speaker 1 So what we're going to do is we're going to include some of the greatest. We're going 11:56 Speaker 1 to do about five different segments here of some of the greatest laughs that we've had 12:00 Speaker 1 throughout the show over the past year and a half. So we're going to go and get into those. 12:03 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. And we will see everybody back here. Brad, nearly tomorrow. All right. 12:08 Speaker 1 Bye. 12:09 Speaker 1 Episode two 48. We don't know why Chuck has to have a hot urologist to take care of his 12:16 Speaker 1 penis or whatever. And I hear this and I'm immediately over there going, Oh my God. 12:24 Speaker 1 Like how am I? How am I? You can get explain this. So she goes, uh, did you? Did you 12:32 Speaker 1 purposely like try to find a hot urologist to take care of this? And I was like, no, 12:39 Speaker 1 she's like, well, why would Michael Germany put that up? 12:40 Speaker 1 He's stupid. 12:42 Speaker 1 Michael German. 12:44 Speaker 1 Hey, who's wanted? 12:48 Speaker 1 So I'm over here and I'm like, holy crap. 12:52 Speaker 1 On my wife's birthday, she reads this. 12:54 Speaker 1 And she is, I'm like, okay, I got a salvage this thing. 12:56 Speaker 1 And her, her, uh, her summer vacation spot just got bombed. 13:00 Speaker 1 I know. I know. 13:01 Speaker 1 Michael German is just ruining my life right now. 13:03 Speaker 1 So I'm going, oh my God, what are we going to do? 13:05 Speaker 1 What am I going to do? What am I going to do? 13:06 Speaker 1 So I said, uh, I said, no, I said, I said, it's a joke. 13:08 Speaker 1 is a joke. I said, what happened? There was only so many urologists out there and a couple 13:14 Speaker 1 of them were from downtown Atlanta and I didn't want to do that. And I said, you know, the one 13:18 Speaker 1 that I'm going to is, you know, check, whatever. And she's like, well, it says here and she reads 13:23 Speaker 1 further into Michael Germany's list of things. And I guess he said, because you don't want to have a 13:29 Speaker 1 man look at you with an erection or whatever. I'm like, God, bless America. This dude, like, 13:34 Speaker 1 Let's do like he like that's what I'm saying like he pulled the transcript 13:37 Speaker 1 He's over here just throwing me under the bus like as hard as he can and she goes. Did you did you say you don't want to have a guy? 13:44 Speaker 1 Be your yourologist and I'm like oh my god. I said babe. Here's the deal 13:50 Speaker 1 There's a good chance that when I go in there they're gonna give me a shot that makes me have an erection, okay? 13:55 Speaker 1 If if I told you you had to become aroused 13:59 Speaker 1 Would you want a female or a male doctor and she's like a female? 14:04 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh yeah. Okay. Well, okay, the bad example, right? 14:07 Speaker 1 Because 14:11 Speaker 1 glad we're on the same page, I'm glad we're on the page. 14:15 Speaker 1 Before we get the rest, I'm like, oh my God. 14:18 Speaker 1 I said, here's, I just don't want to do with me like that. 14:21 Speaker 1 And she's like, so why do you want a woman? 14:23 Speaker 1 She's like, isn't that weird? 14:24 Speaker 1 And I was like, I don't even know how to answer this right now. 14:26 Speaker 1 Like there's no, well, there's no right answer. 14:29 Speaker 1 There's zero. 14:30 Speaker 1 Like if my wife looks at me and says, 14:32 Speaker 1 So you're going to your allergy appointment. 14:35 Speaker 1 They have to make you aroused. 14:36 Speaker 1 Who do you want to be in the room? 14:37 Speaker 1 And I say a female. 14:39 Speaker 1 What do you think she's gonna say? 14:41 Speaker 1 Oh, you don't want, you know, 14:42 Speaker 1 then why the fuck do you want a girl? 14:44 Speaker 1 But if you say it too, so are you gay? 14:46 Speaker 1 You know, it's a lose-lose. 14:48 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 14:49 Speaker 1 And this conversation should never have happened. 14:51 Speaker 1 But Michael Germany threw me, he just fricking 14:54 Speaker 1 taped me down and just rolled over me with that post. 14:57 Speaker 1 And so I'm saying, I said, look, here's the deal. 14:59 Speaker 1 I'm going to see a female urologist. 15:01 Speaker 1 There's nothing you can do about it. I'm the one that's in the situation. I'm the one that has to get the shot 15:06 Speaker 1 I'm the one that has to have all this done 15:07 Speaker 1 I get to choose my doctor and I have a right to do that right isn't there like a law or something about that? 15:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I don't know exactly the law, but you know 15:18 Speaker 1 Good thing you didn't say something like I bet she won't break it 15:21 Speaker 1 Okay 15:23 Speaker 1 Here's my thing like there's many there's many many guys out there 15:26 Speaker 1 There's many many guys and I promise you there's a lot if you were married 15:31 Speaker 1 to a woman brandon and she was going to see a gynecologist would you want her to see a male 15:36 Speaker 1 or a female for a regular checkup it's just a regular checkup you're she's just going in 15:43 Speaker 1 and getting a pap smear do you want her to go to a man or a woman uh i don't think they have a lot 15:49 Speaker 1 of female gynecologists think it's mainly men uh if he was talking about there's a there's more 15:54 Speaker 1 females there are males oh is there i didn't know that i thought there was more uh male gynecologist 15:58 Speaker 1 Yes, it's like there's more urologists that are men than there are. 16:04 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, I wouldn't mind, you know, the idea would be like a like a like a 60 year, 16:08 Speaker 1 70 year old Patel and not, I mean, nice old India man. 16:11 Speaker 1 Let me stay over a giant now. 16:12 Speaker 1 So you would want or you'd be okay with her going to see a guy if there were women 16:16 Speaker 1 available. 16:17 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, I guess you can choose whoever. 16:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. 16:19 Speaker 1 I mean, like I said, older, older Indian gabby preferable, not like a like a young hot 16:24 Speaker 1 guy. 16:25 Speaker 1 See, like when we, we, we first, when she first got pregnant with Savannah, 16:28 Speaker 1 I remember her like coming home and say, hey, I gotta find a, I gotta find a gynecologist. 16:32 Speaker 1 I gotta find the right one. 16:34 Speaker 1 And I remember back then I was 30 years old. 16:37 Speaker 1 I was like, oh, you better find a chick, all right? 16:39 Speaker 1 Like, you know, want some dude just looking back in naked and whatever. 16:43 Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, I'm comfortable with women. 16:45 Speaker 1 You know, so Megan had a female gynecologist all through the first pregnancy. 16:51 Speaker 1 We moved to Georgia and she had a female all through that pregnancy. 16:56 Speaker 1 And then Sydney, I want to say she had a female almost all. 17:01 Speaker 1 I think she had like one dude, but what's weird is he was like 40 years old and he was kind of creepy. 17:06 Speaker 1 He was a little creepy. 17:07 Speaker 1 And I remember just telling her like, that guy's kind of creepy. 17:09 Speaker 1 So I think it does depend on the guy, but a lot of guys, there was a lot of guys out there 17:14 Speaker 1 that will tell their wives you are not allowed to have a female gynecologist. 17:17 Speaker 1 And I don't I get it because I have a female or a male. 17:22 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 17:23 Speaker 1 Male, male, male, male. 17:23 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. 17:24 Speaker 1 I was like, I get it. 17:25 Speaker 1 I get it because here's the deal. 17:27 Speaker 1 If I told you Brandon right now, you're going to be a gynecologist, right? 17:31 Speaker 1 I'm going to I'm going to exactly exactly because because if I told you're going to be 17:36 Speaker 1 a gynecologist and you had a girl come in that was attracted and she took off all of her clothes, 17:42 Speaker 1 sat on the or laid on the bed and put her legs up in the air and you're looking at that. 17:48 Speaker 1 Does that turn you on? 17:50 Speaker 1 Probably. 17:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 17:52 Speaker 1 As a doctor, would it? 17:53 Speaker 1 Probably but if you act on it then you go to federal prison, but still it's you get so I told the way I 18:00 Speaker 1 Mean Megan talked about this because I said look 18:01 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to say all gynecologists are bad that are dudes 18:04 Speaker 1 But if you're a dude and you go into gynecology 18:09 Speaker 1 Can we can we at least address the elephant in the room right like why would you do that? 18:15 Speaker 1 Fascinated with a John is it wants to see all different ones? 18:17 Speaker 1 Okay, I 18:19 Speaker 1 I think until you get until you get your first blue waffle then I'm like then the thing is like oh God 18:24 Speaker 1 I don't think so I don't think so because you know what how many how many women in your life have you seen 18:30 Speaker 1 Nude that maybe we're not 18:33 Speaker 1 Three or higher. I don't I'm not inspecting them put my waiter in there. I get no car. I'm a waiter 18:39 Speaker 1 I'm saying is like like you know if you see 18:42 Speaker 1 If you see a girl 18:44 Speaker 1 nude and she's a two or a three does that stop you from ever wanting to see a girl naked again? 18:51 Speaker 1 No, but I think I think it's like a hot girl and you get like a bunch of blue cheese down there. You're like, okay 18:56 Speaker 1 I'm not talking I'm it's it's an analogy 19:00 Speaker 1 What I'm saying is 19:01 Speaker 1 gynecologist men gynecologist I feel like and I never really thought this way before because like I told you I never told Megan 19:08 Speaker 1 Male female what I didn't that was her decision like whatever gynecologist wants to go to but if you're a male gynecologist 19:14 Speaker 1 And you go into that profession you were going into that profession for one reason and that is because you enjoy looking at that 19:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would say so. Yeah, so if you're a female and you go into that profession 19:28 Speaker 1 It's because you want to help 19:34 Speaker 1 You want to lick it 19:37 Speaker 1 Well that you got lesbians that go in there or it could turn you lesbian 19:41 Speaker 1 But I mean you look at the same other way like you're going to a female urologist 19:45 Speaker 1 She likes seeing rock hard boners all day apparently so I'm not gonna lie 19:48 Speaker 1 I thought about that too and her other probably wants to hang himself every day when she comes home 19:52 Speaker 1 And tells about the 15 penises she saw and had to touch and inject 19:56 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna lie. I would not allow my wife to have that job 19:59 Speaker 1 Like I'd like out of all the jobs in the world like like the girl that performed my vasectomy 20:05 Speaker 1 Right the whole time. I'm thinking to myself like you do this all like you cut dudes ballsacks open 20:11 Speaker 1 And do this like like what what like how was your husband okay with that right? 20:16 Speaker 1 Just like the woman that does at home 20:20 Speaker 1 Physical therapy for men that have to have be bathed in and whatever like the women that bathes people 20:27 Speaker 1 You know in homes usually old or disabled still you're playing with balls all day. Okay. I just don't understand 20:34 Speaker 1 Where the brain goes where you're like I'm gonna be a gynecologist and for men 20:39 Speaker 1 I know where the brain goes. That's the only doctor that I know where their brain went 20:43 Speaker 1 And if you are a man if you are a man and you are a gynecologist 20:47 Speaker 1 I know what you're doing and I see you and I don't hate it. Not mad. I'm not mad 20:54 Speaker 1 But I know what you're doing right because there's no other reason for it. Yeah, I mean 20:57 Speaker 1 I think they just have a very strong willpower or maybe not willpower, but very strong. I mean I 21:04 Speaker 1 I don't know, man. I feel like if you can do that job and not cheat on your wife, you're 21:09 Speaker 1 probably pretty good. 21:10 Speaker 1 So that's why they do it just to test themselves. 21:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:14 Speaker 1 Just to see where they draw the line, see if they, you know, be like, you know, they're 21:17 Speaker 1 comparing the other vaginas, their wife vagina all the time. 21:20 Speaker 1 Of course. 21:21 Speaker 1 It's you women don't understand that. Like women are like, Oh, no, he's such a good gynecologist. 21:26 Speaker 1 Hi, so good. No, he's not. No, he's not. As soon as you walk out of the room, he's like, 21:30 Speaker 1 did you see that? You know, he's looking at the other doctors like, dude, you're not 21:33 Speaker 1 gonna believe what I saw today, right? Because I mean, that's just, it's just, he's still a man, 21:39 Speaker 1 he's still a human being, but what if they're, what about it? I guess you get a gay one, you know, 21:44 Speaker 1 pretend gay, they might be pretend gay, pretend gay. Yeah, you're not gonna have a real gay 21:49 Speaker 1 guy because there's no reason for that. Like, if you're a real gay guy on a college, you don't 21:52 Speaker 1 like that anyway. You're a urologist. Exactly. Yeah. See, that's now we're speaking the same 21:58 Speaker 1 language. I just, I just want to thank Michael Germany for everything he did for me this weekend. 22:02 Speaker 1 And, uh, and especially this situation we're talking about, how do we even get on that? 22:07 Speaker 1 Oh, it was your what the chuck? 22:10 Speaker 1 No, the vagina. 22:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:12 Speaker 1 Oh, we're talking about gynecologist. 22:13 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because the urologist thing and they're going to check. 22:16 Speaker 1 So we'll see. 22:17 Speaker 1 I'll let you guys know. 22:18 Speaker 1 We got a, we got a week and a half before I go in there and get poked and prodded. 22:22 Speaker 1 And I'll let you guys know that goes. 22:23 Speaker 1 But thank you, Michael Germany. 22:25 Speaker 1 You think, uh, Megan switching organic colleges now? 22:28 Speaker 1 Um, no, I was able to. 22:31 Speaker 1 I'd be careful what I say, because I don't need more memes to be taken or put out there. 22:37 Speaker 1 I was able to diffuse the situation pretty good. 22:39 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 22:40 Speaker 1 But I do like the fact that you picked it up. 22:42 Speaker 1 You send a message to Michael Germany. 22:44 Speaker 1 I'm at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. 22:46 Speaker 1 We're eating our steak and Michael Germany's calling me, right? 22:49 Speaker 1 And I knew immediately all this clown is calling me like, yo, dude, I am so sorry. 22:53 Speaker 1 It sounds like I'm not answering it. 22:54 Speaker 1 We're going to let this die. 22:55 Speaker 1 And I think it died. 22:56 Speaker 1 It died pretty good. 22:57 Speaker 1 Megan has not talked about ever since. 22:58 Speaker 1 house when Carter loses in the tournament and our weekends ruined. So it was good. 23:03 Speaker 1 I got a good job, though, buddy. You got your mom off that hot. 23:09 Speaker 1 Episode two, two, six. 23:11 Speaker 1 I had a question. So before we move on, God, I just actually not that bad. 23:16 Speaker 1 It's actually kind of really stupid and kind of bland, but you know, 23:19 Speaker 1 when you're driving and you see a speed limit sign. Yeah. 23:23 Speaker 1 Does the speed limit start when you see it or when you pass the sign? 23:26 Speaker 1 Mm. So according to California law, 23:31 Speaker 1 that's the only one I know, 23:32 Speaker 1 because I used to write tickets in California. 23:33 Speaker 1 It's when the sign becomes visible. 23:37 Speaker 1 So what if you're, what do they get really good eyesight? 23:39 Speaker 1 Are you gonna get a ticket quicker? 23:41 Speaker 1 I think it's, because people would often fight it in court 23:44 Speaker 1 and they would go to like, let's say where, you know, 23:48 Speaker 1 they were what? 23:50 Speaker 1 I know exactly how to argue this. 23:52 Speaker 1 See the state sign. 23:53 Speaker 1 You see the sign that says, 23:54 Speaker 1 you come welcome to Tennessee. 23:55 Speaker 1 you ain't in Tennessee until you pass that sign, right? 23:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. 23:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, that should be the same thing for a fucking speed limit. 24:02 Speaker 1 Mmm. 24:04 Speaker 1 That's actually, that is a really good point. 24:05 Speaker 1 I will say, you know what my secret is? 24:09 Speaker 1 I have a secret. 24:10 Speaker 1 Okay. 24:11 Speaker 1 So when you're leaving a state and you're on the freeway 24:15 Speaker 1 and like you're leaving, 24:15 Speaker 1 I always do this in North Carolina 24:17 Speaker 1 and you see the Georgia state line up ahead. 24:20 Speaker 1 Uh-huh. 24:21 Speaker 1 I floor it. 24:21 Speaker 1 Dude, I get up to like 95 miles per hour. 24:24 Speaker 1 because because I know that no North Carolina cops 24:27 Speaker 1 gonna be able to catch me before I get there. 24:29 Speaker 1 And I know that there's probably not a Georgia cop 24:31 Speaker 1 on the other side waiting for somebody 24:33 Speaker 1 to just pop into that, you know, 24:34 Speaker 1 because it's gonna be weird for radar. 24:36 Speaker 1 Cause they're gonna- 24:37 Speaker 1 The SP is waiting right there to catch someone 24:38 Speaker 1 coming from North Carolina. 24:40 Speaker 1 No, I'm not saying I keep going 95 a half mile past the sign. 24:44 Speaker 1 Like as soon as I hit the sign, I'm like, 24:46 Speaker 1 hmm, right? 24:48 Speaker 1 But leading up to that sign, dude, it's on. 24:50 Speaker 1 I wanna see what my wife Pacifica can do, you know? 24:53 Speaker 1 I'm like, wow, both of them are. 24:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:57 Speaker 1 But no, that's a good point. 24:58 Speaker 1 I, you know, yeah, I don't know. 25:00 Speaker 1 Because I get so many of the, what are they called the tickets via mail? 25:04 Speaker 1 Cool. 25:04 Speaker 1 Oh, traffic. 25:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:06 Speaker 1 I got a stack of them. 25:07 Speaker 1 They're accumulating right here. 25:09 Speaker 1 New death August gets those all the time, too. 25:11 Speaker 1 But it says on the back, you know, like no points on your license or anything like that. 25:15 Speaker 1 Damn. 25:17 Speaker 1 Dude, exactly. 25:18 Speaker 1 Every time I check the mail, there's one from Grantville. 25:20 Speaker 1 It's like August. 25:22 Speaker 1 and it's like a second notice, first word is final notice. 25:25 Speaker 1 And then it got more notices and shit like that. 25:26 Speaker 1 As I do, they're just going to post up up there 25:28 Speaker 1 and shoot your ass next time they come. 25:29 Speaker 1 You come home. 25:30 Speaker 1 No, no, no, I found out. 25:32 Speaker 1 I told you what they do. 25:33 Speaker 1 They wait till you register your vehicle. 25:36 Speaker 1 And then at the end of the year, 25:37 Speaker 1 when you get registered your vehicle, 25:39 Speaker 1 it's like for me, it's like, oh, 20, you know, 25:40 Speaker 1 or 20 bucks for your tag, emissions, 25:43 Speaker 1 or whatever you got to do. 25:45 Speaker 1 And then they send you the bill of all the tickets 25:48 Speaker 1 you got in school zones. 25:50 Speaker 1 and you have to pay it or they won't register your car. 25:52 Speaker 1 So that's how they get paid. 25:54 Speaker 1 So I don't even tell them not to worry about it. 25:56 Speaker 1 They'll get them eventually. 25:57 Speaker 1 Do, does that work? 26:00 Speaker 1 Does that apply for parking tickets in the city of Atlanta? 26:03 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 26:04 Speaker 1 I think, I think the city of Atlanta, 26:05 Speaker 1 you're kind of just like, don't worry about it. 26:07 Speaker 1 Didn't you say the city of Atlanta 26:08 Speaker 1 we don't have to worry about anything? 26:09 Speaker 1 Like we get busted down there with the home, 26:12 Speaker 1 the people without places to live. 26:15 Speaker 1 If we, oh, we're not, we're not doing that episode yet. 26:17 Speaker 1 Sorry. 26:18 Speaker 1 Dude, I thought we were on tomorrow's episode. 26:20 Speaker 1 So if we're down there with the homeless people, 26:22 Speaker 1 so if we get a ticket, you said don't worry about it. 26:25 Speaker 1 Oh, well that's what PPU told me about 26:28 Speaker 1 when I got my parking ticket. 26:29 Speaker 1 He's, oh yeah, don't worry about that. 26:30 Speaker 1 Fuck them. 26:31 Speaker 1 But I've got multiple parking tickets from parking up there 26:33 Speaker 1 when I used to do Smart Amarta. 26:34 Speaker 1 I never paid them either, but I'm like, 26:36 Speaker 1 I just look around and I just throw it on the ground. 26:38 Speaker 1 I leave. 26:38 Speaker 1 I feel like if they're gonna give tickets to anybody, 26:40 Speaker 1 they'd give them to the homeless people, right? 26:42 Speaker 1 Not us. 26:43 Speaker 1 Cause we're a worker. 26:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:44 Speaker 1 Well, and we're white and we have privilege, you know? 26:46 Speaker 1 We'll be out. 26:47 Speaker 1 No, no, no, can't give it to me. 26:49 Speaker 1 I'm white. 26:50 Speaker 1 They're going to be like, what? 26:50 Speaker 1 And then we're probably going to get double the tickets because we said that. 26:53 Speaker 1 But it's funny to say it. 26:54 Speaker 1 We're going to be the minority there. 26:55 Speaker 1 So especially with the cops too. 26:57 Speaker 1 I know. 26:58 Speaker 1 But everybody always says if you're white, you have white privilege. 27:00 Speaker 1 I don't really understand that. 27:02 Speaker 1 I haven't. 27:03 Speaker 1 I mean, don't get me wrong. 27:04 Speaker 1 I'm not saying it doesn't exist. 27:05 Speaker 1 I'm not because I'm sure there are listeners out here that are like, 27:07 Speaker 1 oh, white privilege definitely exists. 27:09 Speaker 1 But I can't think in any point in my life where I was like, 27:13 Speaker 1 ooh, that helped. 27:15 Speaker 1 You know? 27:16 Speaker 1 Have you ever had white privilege? 27:17 Speaker 1 of 27:19 Speaker 1 Maybe 27:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's this bar came over the bar was but they specifically made the dress code for black people couldn't come in for the most part 27:29 Speaker 1 That's not true. There's no way you can make a dress code for one color millage bill. Yep. All right 27:37 Speaker 1 What was the dress and he knows he knows for a fact no sweatpants no Jordan's? 27:43 Speaker 1 I can't remember what else it was it was like no 27:47 Speaker 1 What's it called when you got writing all over your shirt and shit? 27:50 Speaker 1 Graffiti. 27:51 Speaker 1 No, it's a fucking term. 27:53 Speaker 1 It's a fucking style of shirt. 27:55 Speaker 1 Airbrush, airbrush. 27:57 Speaker 1 No, damn it. 27:58 Speaker 1 Just the fact that it has words on it. 28:00 Speaker 1 Okay. 28:01 Speaker 1 You're not allowed to wear a shirt with words on it. 28:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, something like it, whatever it is. 28:05 Speaker 1 Cam or what it's called. 28:06 Speaker 1 Someone in the comments will know what it's called, but they would do that. 28:09 Speaker 1 And I asked my buddy, I was like, oh man, dude, I'm wearing sweatpants. 28:12 Speaker 1 They don't let me in, but yeah, dude, they just do that to keep the black people out of 28:14 Speaker 1 my. 28:15 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 28:16 Speaker 1 you in? Yeah. Yeah. Because I was like, Oh, Miller's Bill is the 28:20 Speaker 1 widest fucking city in Georgia besides Bremen, I think. Wow. 28:24 Speaker 1 Okay. So that is that is a very good example of white privilege. I've, I've 28:28 Speaker 1 never see, I don't Georgia, Georgia College is a as a whole is white privilege. 28:32 Speaker 1 Georgia Georgia College. Yeah, it's a millifil. That's just the name of it 28:36 Speaker 1 Georgia College. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds very white. 28:40 Speaker 1 It's in the middle of fucking nowhere. Like you got a, I mean, it's surrounded 28:44 Speaker 1 by nothing except for one town of Millageville. And that's it. 28:47 Speaker 1 That's weird. See, I'm. I get okay. Okay. Well, if you've been I 28:51 Speaker 1 got another one in that same town. I asked a girl as the girl if I 28:54 Speaker 1 could use her phone to call my friend and she did she let me use 28:56 Speaker 1 her phone. White privilege. 28:59 Speaker 1 Why is that white privilege? Because more likely you're not 29:02 Speaker 1 going to give a random black on the street your phone. 29:06 Speaker 1 I'm trying to I'm trying to think that's 29:10 Speaker 1 man, now that you bring all these up, maybe I have experienced it. 29:12 Speaker 1 I just didn't even know it. 29:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't think of any, but you had two, 29:17 Speaker 1 so I guess it's real, I guess. 29:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, never mind. 29:20 Speaker 1 Maybe we won't get tickets and we'll feel bad 29:23 Speaker 1 down in Atlanta. 29:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I was trying to think of that. 29:25 Speaker 1 I thought there was somewhere else. 29:26 Speaker 1 Like we were loading something up late at night 29:28 Speaker 1 at like my buddy's shop. 29:30 Speaker 1 And I can't remember if cops came or not. 29:33 Speaker 1 You had ski masks on, you're loading big screen TVs 29:36 Speaker 1 and they're like, you guys almost done working, 29:38 Speaker 1 so we can lock this fence. 29:39 Speaker 1 You're like, yes, sir. 29:40 Speaker 1 I think it was at my buddy's store june or something. We're getting it out. Oh, it's just my buddy's storage unit 29:46 Speaker 1 No, we were white so we're good to go 29:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if there's something else I wanted to talk about. Oh, yeah, yeah 29:53 Speaker 1 So social media be saying to me cooking shit on the PlayStation. You see me start that back up. I saw your original ones 30:00 Speaker 1 The you did a bunch of with the eggs and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, so those are doing really well over there and we're making a 30:05 Speaker 1 another meme coin do you know anything about meme coins there Charles never heard the term mean coin in my life 30:11 Speaker 1 All right 30:12 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like Bitcoin as far as it's a cryptocurrency 30:16 Speaker 1 But what it is is you can make your own coin and then it's based off like social 30:21 Speaker 1 Currency pretty much now before what was what would happen is people would start these coins 30:25 Speaker 1 They put a bunch of money into it 30:26 Speaker 1 They get an early and then everybody else would get in and then every the top guy would sell other shit and the stuff the coin would crash 30:33 Speaker 1 That's called a rug pool people get really mad about that because they lose all their money in it 30:36 Speaker 1 I don't do that 30:38 Speaker 1 But there's a new thing on pump fun where you create the coins that you get a transaction fee for each each transaction 30:45 Speaker 1 And I'm talking to a couple guys that do it and they made one coin and in like the first day or something 30:50 Speaker 1 They made like $10,000 in transaction fees. I'm like, oh hell yeah, so we're doing one for the cookie 30:56 Speaker 1 What's the meme look like 30:58 Speaker 1 It's just the the 31:00 Speaker 1 the cooking on the PlayStation. 31:02 Speaker 1 Every time I post cooking on the PlayStation, 31:04 Speaker 1 they'll have that coin attached to it and people, 31:07 Speaker 1 oh shit, there's a meme coin attached to this. 31:08 Speaker 1 It's gonna go viral and people go buy it. 31:11 Speaker 1 All right, yeah, man, that sounds cool. 31:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if you knew anything about it or not. 31:16 Speaker 1 I'm so, you know, what are you talking about? 31:18 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know anything about Bitcoin, meme coin, 31:22 Speaker 1 I don't know, whatever coin there, I don't know. 31:24 Speaker 1 I know, all I know about is real coins and. 31:26 Speaker 1 You had a silver coins? 31:28 Speaker 1 Like, like real silver? 31:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, because it was at $45 back in September. 31:33 Speaker 1 Now it's like $120. 31:34 Speaker 1 No, dude. 31:35 Speaker 1 Mike, it's kind of embarrassing to tell you. 31:39 Speaker 1 So my dad got really big into buying Donald Trump coins. 31:43 Speaker 1 Real silver? 31:45 Speaker 1 I think they're just like Donald Trump coins, you know? 31:48 Speaker 1 But are they usually made out like real silver or gold 31:50 Speaker 1 or platinum? 31:51 Speaker 1 I mean, they're like silver dollars, but they're worth a dollar. 31:56 Speaker 1 You know? 31:56 Speaker 1 So I think they're just silver dollars. 31:58 Speaker 1 But he bought a lot. 32:00 Speaker 1 Not a lot. 32:01 Speaker 1 So he gave me gave like a case of them to me. 32:04 Speaker 1 What do you I am? 32:06 Speaker 1 Oh, during his first presidency. 32:08 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 32:08 Speaker 1 Do they're real silver? 32:09 Speaker 1 You're fucking rich. 32:11 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 32:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:13 Speaker 1 Holy fuck, dude. 32:15 Speaker 1 Cause if they're one ounce coins, which normally I think they are, 32:19 Speaker 1 how many coins you got? 32:21 Speaker 1 He bought a lot. 32:23 Speaker 1 30. 32:24 Speaker 1 You might have like $30,000 in coins. 32:26 Speaker 1 I don't know. 32:27 Speaker 1 if it's real silver off the check. Yeah, because it's just keep going up and up and up and up and up and up. 32:33 Speaker 1 Does it matter that they have Donald Trump's face on them? No, my cousin will show me his he's got some from like South Africa and like random, like Russian coins with Russian presidents on them. 32:42 Speaker 1 But the fact that they just make him out of real silver and they're committed commemorative coin. 32:46 Speaker 1 That's when actual, you know, actual alloys. 32:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, my favorite part, my favorite part is when Donald Trump almost got assassinated and they did they did another one. 32:56 Speaker 1 Right with Donald Trump with like when he got shot in the ear and he holds up his fist and he's like fight fight 33:02 Speaker 1 Well, my dad went crazy on those ones 33:05 Speaker 1 2-11 I gotta do all kinds of stuff and then I went to this Italian restaurant and the I felt kind of sad 33:10 Speaker 1 I was like the only person there 33:11 Speaker 1 You know every time you go to like an authentic Italian restaurant and they're like 33:15 Speaker 1 Real Italians and like the business doesn't have a lot of people there. You're like aw poor little guy came all the way over from 33:20 Speaker 1 Italian and he's he's fucking tough or guy 33:22 Speaker 1 I asked him if I could sit outside. 33:25 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, you know, they're very grumpy people. 33:28 Speaker 1 You know, I feel like for the only person, 33:30 Speaker 1 the only customer that was at this restaurant, 33:32 Speaker 1 it was in downtown Sonoya too, 33:33 Speaker 1 which is more of a ritzy area, not ritzy, 33:35 Speaker 1 but it's a little more higher class people 33:38 Speaker 1 in Cowee to County now that Walking Dead came through 33:40 Speaker 1 and made a shit ton of money for him before. 33:42 Speaker 1 He used to be hell, he used to be like Grantville, 33:44 Speaker 1 which is probably the worst shittiest town 33:45 Speaker 1 in Cowee to County. 33:47 Speaker 1 But now, Sonoya is about the best. 33:48 Speaker 1 So I went over there and, you know, 33:51 Speaker 1 they're very grumpy people. 33:52 Speaker 1 I feel like they'd be more appreciative, but I think Europeans in general just hate their lives 33:55 Speaker 1 They don't have freedom like we do over here. They don't have guns 33:58 Speaker 1 They don't have all the cool stuff that we have they go take two-hour lunches. You know actually that's real 34:04 Speaker 1 I that's because I fucking saw their men their hours were 11 to 2 and then they quit and they go from 34:10 Speaker 1 4 to 9 so these fucking lazy bastards no wonder that I'm making any money 34:13 Speaker 1 They're fucking close two hours of the day when people are hungry 34:16 Speaker 1 So see that's what I was just gonna ask you because I'm actually surprised they were open because most of time because you texted me and said 34:22 Speaker 1 that you were underdressed, 34:23 Speaker 1 because you were in your SpongeBob SquarePants sweatshirt. 34:25 Speaker 1 I had this exact outfit on. 34:27 Speaker 1 Okay, that is definitely underdressed for a nice restaurant. 34:30 Speaker 1 I think going to any nice restaurant 34:33 Speaker 1 at two in the afternoon, 34:36 Speaker 1 you never see a high traffic. 34:37 Speaker 1 It's not high traffic. 34:38 Speaker 1 It's just not. 34:39 Speaker 1 You go there at six, seven o'clock at night, 34:41 Speaker 1 you probably can't get in the door. 34:42 Speaker 1 But that time of day, you're probably not getting a lot. 34:45 Speaker 1 So I don't understand why these businesses 34:47 Speaker 1 even open that early. 34:49 Speaker 1 Because they don't, they don't in some places in Italy. 34:51 Speaker 1 I mean, when I went to Italy, you'd go out to eat at six, seven o'clock and they weren't open yet 34:56 Speaker 1 They open it like eight nine o'clock 34:58 Speaker 1 And then they run to one in the morning and they make all their money in four or five hours 35:02 Speaker 1 Which makes sense because then you don't got to pay your staff for you know 16 hours or whatever some of these restaurants do 35:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they know Americans like to eat whenever and they like to be very quick about it 35:13 Speaker 1 Especially their lunches around here because I heard like over there and you know European nations 35:18 Speaker 1 they uh, they're very lazy, you know, they they fucking they eat lunch and or dinner and they make it at like a four or five 35:24 Speaker 1 Hour thing like what the fuck I got shit fucking do and apparently after you pay your you finish eating you sit around 35:30 Speaker 1 He asked for the check. Oh, yeah, we'll get it to you like an hour or something like no bitch 35:33 Speaker 1 I need to leave now. What are you doing? 35:35 Speaker 1 But these people are very good about it. They realize we're not in Italy 35:38 Speaker 1 If I wanted to be in Italy, I'd be over there, but nobody does 35:40 Speaker 1 That's why you're coming over here starting a restaurant 35:42 Speaker 1 But I do appreciate them. They were very nice and it was a it was a pleasant time 35:45 Speaker 1 But you know it was I knew they were watching me from inside 35:48 Speaker 1 I chose to sit outside so I hit my vape and just kind of look at that the weather outside was nice 35:52 Speaker 1 And I didn't want to sit inside be the only person just like get a o borgo back there just staring at me 35:57 Speaker 1 But it was good. I liked it. You know what my you know what my biggest pet peeve is not not my big 36:01 Speaker 1 It's one of my biggest and it drives me absolutely insane 36:04 Speaker 1 And I know you have people in your life to do this 36:07 Speaker 1 When they fall in love with a certain type of type of food or culture of food 36:12 Speaker 1 And they start talking that way when they talk about the food. You know what I mean? Oh 36:18 Speaker 1 They get a Spanish accent like can I get the tortillas? Oh my god. Oh my god 36:23 Speaker 1 Or like or like if you were there today, and you were like um, yeah, what kind of anti-possed you have? 36:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's an appetizer. It's an app to shut it's an app or like when we were and like my sit my 36:34 Speaker 1 niece, right she was she lived in El Paso for 36:37 Speaker 1 for eight years, nine years. 36:40 Speaker 1 And she comes over and she goes, 36:42 Speaker 1 Hey guys, I made tamales. 36:44 Speaker 1 What the fuck up? 36:45 Speaker 1 What was that? 36:46 Speaker 1 She goes, Tamales. 36:47 Speaker 1 I was like, what are you saying? 36:48 Speaker 1 And she goes, it's a tamale. 36:50 Speaker 1 It's a tamale. 36:51 Speaker 1 Okay. 36:51 Speaker 1 Why do people do that? 36:52 Speaker 1 I don't understand it. 36:54 Speaker 1 That's more racist than anything I ever say. 36:56 Speaker 1 That's cultural appropriation right there. 36:58 Speaker 1 That you're making fun of them. 36:59 Speaker 1 You're trying to be a part of their culture 37:00 Speaker 1 and they don't want you to be a part of it. 37:01 Speaker 1 They want you to appreciate it, 37:03 Speaker 1 but they don't want you a part of it. 37:04 Speaker 1 So stop trying to pronounce it 37:05 Speaker 1 like your Mexican, your Italian, anything like that. 37:08 Speaker 1 Say it Americanized, so they can be like, 37:09 Speaker 1 Oh idiot, you know, that's what they want in here. 37:12 Speaker 1 They don't want to hear you try to pronounce it correctly. 37:14 Speaker 1 They're like, oh, what the fuck is this fagging over here? 37:16 Speaker 1 But no, I saw anti-aposto on the menu. 37:19 Speaker 1 That was the first thing. 37:20 Speaker 1 I was like, I don't know what the fucking anti-aposto is, 37:21 Speaker 1 but I came here for fucking pasta. 37:23 Speaker 1 So I'm looking at it, the guy asked, 37:26 Speaker 1 would you like something to drink? 37:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, water? 37:28 Speaker 1 And then what kind of beer you guys? 37:30 Speaker 1 He's like, Italian beer? 37:31 Speaker 1 I'm like, sure. 37:32 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck kind of beer I got, 37:33 Speaker 1 but it was the biggest one they had, 37:34 Speaker 1 it was Italian beer. 37:35 Speaker 1 and some kind of German glass and it said, 37:37 Speaker 1 established in 1040. 37:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't mind it, dude. 37:41 Speaker 1 If the Germans wanted to do what they did again, 37:44 Speaker 1 they probably could if they stopped drinking alcohol 37:46 Speaker 1 for the past 3000 years or however long 37:48 Speaker 1 it hasn't been drinking that shit. 37:49 Speaker 1 Germany was not established in 1040. 37:52 Speaker 1 No, the beer, the beer that was, 37:54 Speaker 1 it was a German, had German bears on it 37:56 Speaker 1 and it said established 1040. 37:58 Speaker 1 It was a name. 37:59 Speaker 1 There was no German beer established in 1040. 38:01 Speaker 1 Well, the words look German, it definitely went to Italian. 38:04 Speaker 1 there's no I don't know what beer I guess beer was around in one thousand four 38:07 Speaker 1 maybe was it I don't think I only beer was around in one thousand forty you're 38:10 Speaker 1 talking before the middle or the dark ages 38:14 Speaker 1 brewery found it in one thousand forty yeah why why in stifener 38:19 Speaker 1 why in stifener yeah in frising germany in one thousand forty yeah 38:25 Speaker 1 when was germany established I don't fucking know but I saw in the beer glass 38:28 Speaker 1 I was like I am that's the oldest brewery ever and I was drinking beer from 38:32 Speaker 1 of the day maybe or I just had the glass I don't know you know you should have asked for you should have said I'll take a glass of your 38:37 Speaker 1 Avino 38:39 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck that is wine. It's wine and people always do that they go to an Italian restaurant and they ask for 38:45 Speaker 1 Vino 38:46 Speaker 1 Shut up. It's wine. It's wine. It's how you say V is that he say wine and Italian? Yeah, V. I. No, Vino. Yeah, I don't like the I 38:55 Speaker 1 like I'll eat the food. I don't want to be a part of your culture though 38:58 Speaker 1 I don't want to enjoy I don't want to take part in all the other bullshit you do 39:01 Speaker 1 I don't I really don't and you're you're like what was the closest you got to spaghetti? 39:05 Speaker 1 Oh, that's what I'm looking for 39:07 Speaker 1 Well, the motherfucker had a damn list and I ended up going with this this ravioli 39:12 Speaker 1 They had like a sausage meat sauce and meat sausage on it 39:15 Speaker 1 It had ravioli then had like four other names pass it was like let me get this ravioli right here in the second one down 39:21 Speaker 1 Please but it was pretty good. I liked it. I was I was good 39:26 Speaker 1 The only problem with me when it comes to Italian restaurants 39:28 Speaker 1 I may be this in Italian, but my favorite pasta dish is pesto chicken pasta and nowhere fucking sells it. Nobody ever sells 39:36 Speaker 1 I have been multiple Italian restaurants and I can't find anybody that sells it because I think all Italian restaurants have chicken 39:43 Speaker 1 Posta, because they do like chicken regga chicken regga Tony. So he said 39:47 Speaker 1 Um, it's like right here. What is that? What is that sauce on the side like chocolate? 39:53 Speaker 1 I think it was I looked it and tried to figure out what it was 39:56 Speaker 1 But I didn't have any really taste so I was like I guess I'm not supposed to eat that part dude 40:00 Speaker 1 You're fancy man you would you went to this place all alone look at that is that garlic bread up top? 40:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's like some kind of bread it had the oil on it and everything 40:08 Speaker 1 I had a few pieces of that but I love these hand rail setups you see this hand rail 40:12 Speaker 1 I'm sitting right in a corner and whoever did this position it very well to where you can put both your arms up 40:16 Speaker 1 And you just look like a fucking mob boss at a fucking Italian restaurant pretty cool 40:20 Speaker 1 I like how I like you your beers half gone and your water hasn't been touched 40:23 Speaker 1 I had a sip out of it. Look at the top right there. Yeah, that was my lunch was for today, but no, it's uh, I like it. It was good. It's uh, 40:32 Speaker 1 I like the the environment, you know downtown Sonoy. I try to go there more. But like I said, it is a little more ritzy. They think they're the fucking shit ever since 40:39 Speaker 1 walking dead came through there. All the white people got, uh, you know, fucking plastic surgery and new boobs, new ass, new cars, everything. Somehow they made a shit ton of money, even though they just, they just live there during the walking dead. Probably their houses, you know, they rented out a lot of houses over there. 40:53 Speaker 1 So that's probably where they made a lot. 40:54 Speaker 1 They still do tours, right? 40:56 Speaker 1 No, I don't think so. 40:58 Speaker 1 Really? So is the Walking Dead done to be sweet? 41:01 Speaker 1 Because I watch Daryl Dixon. 41:04 Speaker 1 And what I think is funny about Daryl Dixon 41:06 Speaker 1 is it's all filmed in France, season one, season two. 41:10 Speaker 1 Season three was filmed in Spain, 41:12 Speaker 1 but they will not film the United States. 41:14 Speaker 1 And I find that very interesting 41:15 Speaker 1 that all of Daryl Dixon's adventures are overseas. 41:18 Speaker 1 So I'm kind of thinking of some kind of DEI thing 41:20 Speaker 1 when they're trying to like, you know, make him look more inclusive. 41:25 Speaker 1 I don't know, man. 41:25 Speaker 1 I met him one time at a Walmart when he was getting his tires changed on his 41:28 Speaker 1 Jeep. That was pretty cool. We saw him up there. 41:30 Speaker 1 I was like, Oh, there's our other buddy happened to be getting his tires 41:32 Speaker 1 changed on a Jeep. And he's like, dude, fucking narrow Dixon 41:35 Speaker 1 dried over there. Yeah, fucking right. 41:37 Speaker 1 And Norman Reed is his real name. And he's like, no, he's over here. 41:39 Speaker 1 So we went over there and we took a picture with him. 41:41 Speaker 1 It was pretty cool. My dad actually sent it to me like three months ago from 41:43 Speaker 1 when I took it. I was like fucking sick team and it happened, but 41:47 Speaker 1 So it was young. You were young. 41:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, he, my buddy owns Southland RV and he had a couple 41:53 Speaker 1 in situations where he had celebrities, you know, come in 41:56 Speaker 1 and get an RV for whatever they were doing. 41:59 Speaker 1 I know Miranda Lambert, when she was dating Blake, she was 42:02 Speaker 1 married to Blake Shelton. 42:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:04 Speaker 1 They came in and got an RV. 42:05 Speaker 1 It was an RV. 42:06 Speaker 1 It was a what's the top, the really expensive one, the silver 42:10 Speaker 1 bullet looking one. 42:12 Speaker 1 Oh, air stream, air stream. 42:13 Speaker 1 They came in and got an air stream, got it all custom. 42:15 Speaker 1 And he's all that was cool, right? 42:17 Speaker 1 Well, then Norman Reedus came in when he was filming. 42:19 Speaker 1 and the Walking Dead. 42:20 Speaker 1 He wanted to get a cool trailer outfitted for 42:22 Speaker 1 while he was filming. 42:24 Speaker 1 And dude, he brought his wife in and his wife 42:26 Speaker 1 is more famous than he is. 42:28 Speaker 1 I didn't know, he's married. 42:29 Speaker 1 Who the fuck is he married to? 42:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, and that's, I knew, yeah, look it up. 42:33 Speaker 1 I knew you're gonna ask. 42:34 Speaker 1 I think she's a model or so. 42:35 Speaker 1 She's really famous as well. 42:37 Speaker 1 I highly doubt she's more famous than Norman Reedus. 42:39 Speaker 1 I mean, he's, 42:40 Speaker 1 Wait, see, pull it up. 42:41 Speaker 1 You're gonna be like, are you kidding me? 42:42 Speaker 1 Boondock Saints, I mean, come on now. 42:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, Norman Reedus does not have a wife, 42:46 Speaker 1 but is in a long-term relationship 42:47 Speaker 1 with German actress Diane Kruger. 42:49 Speaker 1 Oh, Freddy Kruger. 42:50 Speaker 1 No, Diane Kruger. 42:51 Speaker 1 She was in Glorious Bastards. 42:55 Speaker 1 Oh, she was in National LePoon. 42:56 Speaker 1 I mean, not in Nashville. 42:57 Speaker 1 She was in fucking National Treasure also, yeah. 42:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's a huge name. 43:01 Speaker 1 Very good actress. 43:02 Speaker 1 She came in with him, and that's when my buddy called me. 43:04 Speaker 1 He goes, dude, he's with his wife. 43:07 Speaker 1 I thought I was his wife. 43:09 Speaker 1 But yeah, and she's kind of out of his league. 43:12 Speaker 1 I wouldn't say she's a bigger actress though. 43:15 Speaker 1 She can't really done anything since Inglorious Bastards 43:17 Speaker 1 Maybe I guess national treasure came out after it was about the same times Inglorious Bastards 43:21 Speaker 1 But I would say normal readers is a much bigger celebrity deal especially with The Walking Dead 43:25 Speaker 1 I mean it was the number one show on TV for five years 43:28 Speaker 1 I mean it's hard to beat that everybody that's all but that's all they did 43:31 Speaker 1 I mean you look at all those actresses and actress actresses and actors. What did they do after? 43:35 Speaker 1 I mean Norman he kept going with his Daryl Dixon thing, you know 43:39 Speaker 1 He's like all right. I've been typecast. This is who I am for the rest of my life 43:42 Speaker 1 I'm Darrell Dickson and he's riding it as far as he can but everybody else. I don't know where they all wait 43:47 Speaker 1 I don't even I don't even remember any of their names in the show except for Carl Carl 43:53 Speaker 1 Episode 294 I have a question. I don't know the rules on this, you know, and oddly enough 43:59 Speaker 1 You know the mechanic what two days ago or three days ago 44:02 Speaker 1 He tells me that he got arrested for domestic violence and then last night. I have a friend 44:08 Speaker 1 come tell me that she is a victim of domestic violence. 44:12 Speaker 1 Do I do this friend? 44:13 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. 44:15 Speaker 1 So this is my question. 44:18 Speaker 1 So last night, one of Megan's friends come over 44:21 Speaker 1 and we're talking and she tells us the situation 44:24 Speaker 1 that she's currently in with her boyfriend 44:26 Speaker 1 and what's going on and there was definitely what? 44:30 Speaker 1 Is it the guy that wants to be black 44:31 Speaker 1 but he's not the guy during a heinous 44:33 Speaker 1 he has burdens and everything? 44:35 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna say anything. 44:37 Speaker 1 It is. 44:38 Speaker 1 They copy the culture all the way. 44:40 Speaker 1 There's a baby mom and his woman. 44:44 Speaker 1 I'm not saying any. 44:44 Speaker 1 I'm not talking about, you know, whatever. 44:47 Speaker 1 But my question is this. 44:48 Speaker 1 Once somebody tells you that they're a victim 44:51 Speaker 1 and they show you the bruises and things like that, 44:53 Speaker 1 do you have a duty report that? 44:55 Speaker 1 Cause I called him. 44:57 Speaker 1 Like I just called the dude. 44:58 Speaker 1 As soon as I was brought, it was brought to me. 45:00 Speaker 1 I called him and I'm like, look man, I don't know you, 45:04 Speaker 1 but this is a problem, right? 45:05 Speaker 1 And so, and the good thing is, 45:08 Speaker 1 I was able to threaten him with the show. 45:11 Speaker 1 There's nothing better than having a microphone 45:15 Speaker 1 and just being like, look man, here's the deal. 45:17 Speaker 1 I need to stop talking to her. 45:18 Speaker 1 And if not, then you're gonna have a lot of people 45:21 Speaker 1 that know your name. 45:21 Speaker 1 I used to do that all the time, my girlfriends, 45:23 Speaker 1 my ex-girlfriends when I was on the radio. 45:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, look, you don't do this 45:26 Speaker 1 or you fuck me over, I'm talking about it on the radio. 45:28 Speaker 1 I don't really have that much pull at the time, 45:30 Speaker 1 but they didn't know that. 45:31 Speaker 1 All I knew is that I was on the radio 45:32 Speaker 1 and I could talk freely for the most part and say whatever. 45:34 Speaker 1 But it did work. 45:35 Speaker 1 It worked so well that my, one of my ex-girlfriends moms 45:39 Speaker 1 call it up to the radio station and try to get me fired. 45:40 Speaker 1 They're like, oh my God. 45:42 Speaker 1 They're like, yeah, this guy, and I was kind of worried at first. 45:44 Speaker 1 But then, you know, longer I was in radio, 45:46 Speaker 1 I was like, there's no way they're firing me 45:47 Speaker 1 for something this stupid, you know. 45:49 Speaker 1 I mean, why were you threatening these girls? 45:52 Speaker 1 I wouldn't threaten them. 45:53 Speaker 1 I would just like, you know, you beat your own. 45:54 Speaker 1 Be like, who if you don't, you know, 45:55 Speaker 1 if you want to do this to me, 45:56 Speaker 1 I'm gonna talk about you on the radio. 45:59 Speaker 1 How often did you do that? 46:01 Speaker 1 About every weekend, probably. 46:02 Speaker 1 I'm not going to say his name, but I mean, obviously, you know, who it is. But go ahead. 46:09 Speaker 1 I think the domestic violence thing when someone tells you as a friend, it's the first ones, 46:21 Speaker 1 kind of like a freebie. All right. Now, just hear me out. 46:25 Speaker 1 My earbait. 46:26 Speaker 1 Here we are because I've dealt with this with multiple situations and even our neighbor 46:30 Speaker 1 at one time. The problem is these women, they're not smart enough or they're too dumb to get 46:36 Speaker 1 away from them. So the problem is this is what this what will happen. They'll get beat up, 46:39 Speaker 1 they'll come over and they'll tell you about it. And sometimes they'll call the cops on them, 46:43 Speaker 1 they'll send them to jail, whatnot. Maybe they don't even do that. They just want someone else to 46:46 Speaker 1 know, but they're not willing to change. They're not willing to drop the guy. They're not really 46:51 Speaker 1 willing to get rid of them or whatnot. And that's where it becomes a problem. Then I'm like, well, 46:56 Speaker 1 I'm not going to do anything for you because you're just going to keep going right back to them. 46:59 Speaker 1 And then now I'm involved in the situation. 47:01 Speaker 1 Now I got this guy looking at me like, 47:03 Speaker 1 why is my girl going to him every time I beat her up? 47:05 Speaker 1 You know, it doesn't make sense. 47:07 Speaker 1 That's the problem. 47:08 Speaker 1 She didn't come to me. 47:09 Speaker 1 She came to Megan. 47:11 Speaker 1 I just happened to be there. 47:12 Speaker 1 But that's why you got to go with the two time rule. 47:15 Speaker 1 So it's like, all right, well, did you get away from them? 47:16 Speaker 1 Did you stop doing it? 47:17 Speaker 1 No. 47:18 Speaker 1 Well, that's why beat your ass again. 47:20 Speaker 1 You idiot. 47:20 Speaker 1 All right. 47:21 Speaker 1 Why would you stay with someone who's beating me up? 47:23 Speaker 1 Like there's no sense in helping her if she's just going to stay with the guy 47:27 Speaker 1 because then you're just involved and then you got to 47:29 Speaker 1 Cops are asking you every time they get in a scuffle or a fight and it's just not worth the headache because you're you're trying to help someone that is too dumb to help themselves 47:36 Speaker 1 Well, I think I think guys know that the guys that are guys that do that to women 47:40 Speaker 1 They know what type of woman to do that to it's it's crazy like when I called this guy last night 47:45 Speaker 1 You would have thought I mean a normal guy right like if I called you because your girlfriend came over and told my wife that you were 47:51 Speaker 1 Beaten her up and I called you wouldn't you be embarrassed? 47:54 Speaker 1 What, wouldn't you be like somewhat remorseful? 47:57 Speaker 1 I call this guy and he's like, man, 47:59 Speaker 1 he's like, whatever dude. 48:01 Speaker 1 He's like, whatever, it happened. 48:02 Speaker 1 It's fine, but I'm not gonna drink anymore. 48:04 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 48:05 Speaker 1 What? 48:06 Speaker 1 This guy's like totally cool with it. 48:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, this is the scenario, all right, 48:08 Speaker 1 that I had recently with our neighbors, all right. 48:10 Speaker 1 So remember, they had gotten a fight multiple times. 48:13 Speaker 1 The last time she'd caught the cops on him, 48:15 Speaker 1 he went to jail. 48:16 Speaker 1 I went over there talking to her 48:17 Speaker 1 cause she's fearful for her life that he's gonna come back 48:19 Speaker 1 and he's gonna break in and shoot the place up 48:21 Speaker 1 or something like that, right? 48:22 Speaker 1 like, I'm scared, please just coming out for a minute. 48:25 Speaker 1 So I go over there, hang out. 48:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, well, look, you're, you're dealt 48:28 Speaker 1 with him, right? 48:29 Speaker 1 You're not going to talk to him anymore. 48:30 Speaker 1 And I can invite him over. 48:31 Speaker 1 Clearly this is not the right guy for you. 48:33 Speaker 1 She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 48:34 Speaker 1 Her daughter's out there. 48:35 Speaker 1 She's like, yeah, she's going to stop, 48:36 Speaker 1 everything like that. 48:37 Speaker 1 Three weeks later, they're back together. 48:38 Speaker 1 Now they moved out and they moved into a new house together 48:40 Speaker 1 because when she called it the last time, 48:42 Speaker 1 the guy had to get a, you know, a warrant, not a warrant, 48:47 Speaker 1 but what is it? 48:48 Speaker 1 Don't come here. 48:49 Speaker 1 No, a protective order. 48:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, protective order that. 48:52 Speaker 1 So he won't even allow it to house. 48:53 Speaker 1 So they're like, yeah, we gotta figure out a way around it. 48:55 Speaker 1 So they just went and got a new house. 48:56 Speaker 1 That's the problem. 48:57 Speaker 1 And now I was involved in the mill that, 48:59 Speaker 1 and that's like the third time that's happened to me 49:01 Speaker 1 in my life with, you know, like a dude beating up 49:03 Speaker 1 as a girlfriend that I know the girl. 49:04 Speaker 1 And it's just not worth it. 49:05 Speaker 1 Because it's like, why, you're not trying to help yourself. 49:08 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna involve myself in the middle of the situation 49:10 Speaker 1 every time he beats you up. 49:12 Speaker 1 Like half the time, 75% of the time, 49:14 Speaker 1 you might have a reason why he's beating you up, you know? 49:16 Speaker 1 We don't know. 49:17 Speaker 1 No, there's no reason. 49:18 Speaker 1 Dude, I just, I told her, I said, 49:20 Speaker 1 look, you're going to be on a date line episode. That's the way this goes down. 49:23 Speaker 1 Because you know, like you said, it's one of those where if you come to me and you 49:27 Speaker 1 say, Hey, look, I need help because I need to have the situation. All right, 49:31 Speaker 1 I'll help you. But don't come to me and say I need help. And then the next morning 49:36 Speaker 1 you're texting him, you know, and I'm going to need your next help next Saturday. 49:41 Speaker 1 And then probably two Saturdays after that. And then you're really drunk in June. 49:44 Speaker 1 So I'm going to need your help then for sure. That's what pisses me off. 49:47 Speaker 1 So that's why you gotta go with the two beat up rule. 49:50 Speaker 1 If she sticks with them and he beats her up again, 49:53 Speaker 1 then it's like, all right, look, you're just dumb. 49:54 Speaker 1 All right, kick him out of your house. 49:56 Speaker 1 I mean, cause he doesn't live, it's not his house. 49:58 Speaker 1 So. 49:59 Speaker 1 No, he doesn't even live there. 50:00 Speaker 1 I just either way, that's what I was dealing with. 50:02 Speaker 1 And then this morning, you know, I'm like, okay. 50:04 Speaker 1 She calls you the middle of the night about it? 50:06 Speaker 1 I know she came over to talk to Megan. 50:08 Speaker 1 I mean, she got here like eight o'clock. 50:10 Speaker 1 Oh, what? 50:11 Speaker 1 But ended it up, you know, not leaving until midnight. 50:14 Speaker 1 Talk to like a night drink of bottle tequila. 50:16 Speaker 1 No, I was I was along that I'm just like this is brutal because I mean, you know, it's just drama girls and you know, and then they're taking pictures of the rooms, you know, and I'm like, did she did she say why he beat her up. 50:33 Speaker 1 They got into an argument. I mean, it was it was like they got an argument and next thing you know, she's getting choked. 50:42 Speaker 1 Okay, I mean, sometimes it's like those things 50:45 Speaker 1 is like, well, why did you get beat up? 50:47 Speaker 1 It's like, well, it was actually an alley 50:49 Speaker 1 in the middle of the ghetto screaming inward. 50:52 Speaker 1 I mean, do you deserve to get beat up or not? 50:54 Speaker 1 It's kind of like, probably put yourself 50:56 Speaker 1 in that situation. 50:57 Speaker 1 If you got a drunk guy that has his tendencies, 51:00 Speaker 1 the way that guy does, he's copying a culture 51:03 Speaker 1 and that culture is not known for understanding 51:05 Speaker 1 and relationships. 51:06 Speaker 1 I think that there's some people that just can't get away 51:11 Speaker 1 from those type of dudes. 51:12 Speaker 1 And those, I guess there's more of those guys out there 51:14 Speaker 1 than I don't know any of them. 51:16 Speaker 1 Like I don't think I've ever had a buddy 51:18 Speaker 1 that beat up his wife. 51:19 Speaker 1 And if I did, I didn't know it. 51:21 Speaker 1 The first time he told me a white guy drinking Hennessy 51:23 Speaker 1 and wearing Jordan's came over, I'm like, 51:25 Speaker 1 yeah, next step is he beating her up. 51:27 Speaker 1 I mean, I probably said that on that episode. 51:28 Speaker 1 That was months ago when we said, 51:29 Speaker 1 I guarantee I said something about, 51:31 Speaker 1 it's not gonna end well or she's gonna get beat up. 51:33 Speaker 1 Someone can find that episode, I know they can. 51:35 Speaker 1 And I guarantee I probably foreshadowed something like, 51:38 Speaker 1 yeah, she's gonna get her ass beat or something. 51:41 Speaker 1 Well, she did. 51:42 Speaker 1 And, you know, but I'm sure she's gonna stay with him. 51:44 Speaker 1 So I'm done. 51:45 Speaker 1 I'm out. 51:46 Speaker 1 I just wanted to bring that to you 51:47 Speaker 1 and see what you thought and you solidified. 51:49 Speaker 1 I thought I had a duty to report. 51:50 Speaker 1 I thought there was like some law 51:52 Speaker 1 that if somebody comes to you and they're like, 51:53 Speaker 1 hey man, I got this guy tried to kill me 51:55 Speaker 1 and he choked me to death or choked me unconscious. 51:57 Speaker 1 I thought like I had to call the cops or something. 51:59 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, and the second time, baby. 52:02 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. 52:03 Speaker 1 Second time, yeah. 52:05 Speaker 1 All right, all right, I'll let her know. 52:06 Speaker 1 So next time she's got a, I'm calling the cops 52:09 Speaker 1 no matter what, next time. 52:10 Speaker 1 Well, that's if she gets away from him. 52:12 Speaker 1 You know, now if she keeps doing it, 52:14 Speaker 1 if he like comes back and attacks her second time, 52:16 Speaker 1 it's like, okay, yeah, now it's a problem. 52:18 Speaker 1 But if she's like, yeah, come over, 52:19 Speaker 1 let's get hammered and he can pound me all night. 52:21 Speaker 1 You know, and then at the end of the night, 52:23 Speaker 1 something she doesn't like or he doesn't like it said, 52:25 Speaker 1 and they start tussling and fighting again, you know, 52:28 Speaker 1 then it's like, all right, well, you did it to yourself, 52:30 Speaker 1 you know. 52:31 Speaker 1 Have you ever been a, 52:32 Speaker 1 have you ever had a girl like Abigio 52:34 Speaker 1 or hit you or hurt you in a relationship like physically? 52:37 Speaker 1 Uh, I had a girl that would. 52:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, she liked the punch and scratch when she got drunk, you know, uh, that I 52:46 Speaker 1 want like, like playful or mean. 52:48 Speaker 1 Oh, like, I think she was trying to be playful, but she was like, not, you know, 52:53 Speaker 1 it was impressive, but it was, uh, it was only for like two weekends. 52:57 Speaker 1 So what to add? 52:58 Speaker 1 I didn't get too many bruises. 53:00 Speaker 1 What's the longest relationship you've even been in? 53:03 Speaker 1 Uh, two years. 53:04 Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good one. 53:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then that made me never want to do it again and made me value money over women 53:12 Speaker 1 100% so I'm I gotta get money. It's kind of weird man. I mean you at least need to get a girl like for a night 53:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know see that's the problem 53:20 Speaker 1 I mean at that point it just defeats my whole logical thinking of I can't get a girl pregnant now if I get a random stranger pregnant 53:26 Speaker 1 That's even fucking worse 53:28 Speaker 1 Well, not really I mean if she doesn't tell you 53:30 Speaker 1 you. Yeah, but I want my first sperm child to be mine. You know, I want to take care of 53:37 Speaker 1 it. I mean, what is no woman's going to come after you for your money? Not yet. Yeah. That's 53:44 Speaker 1 why I got to get the money built up first, you know, but I just need the first one to 53:48 Speaker 1 be hot. The wife or the first one to get pregnant to be hot athletic. None had to be the smartest, 53:55 Speaker 1 They'll get all the smarts for me. 53:56 Speaker 1 But that's just what I need, you know, 54:00 Speaker 1 to breed powerful children. 54:02 Speaker 1 No, well, good luck. 54:03 Speaker 1 I think that you need to get started, man. 54:05 Speaker 1 You're not getting any younger and kids are hard to raise. 54:07 Speaker 1 And you want a lot. 54:08 Speaker 1 You want like five kids, six kids? 54:10 Speaker 1 Depending on how much money I got, yeah. 54:13 Speaker 1 How many like your wife says? 54:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, how hot the wife is, how many she can handle, you know, 54:17 Speaker 1 first she starts getting blown out, you know. 54:19 Speaker 1 We got to think about that too. 54:22 Speaker 1 You're so romantic. 54:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean, it's a business deal, you know, 54:26 Speaker 1 for the most part. You want cool children that have, you know, 54:29 Speaker 1 smarts and a lot of money. Yeah. 54:32 Speaker 1 I know money is a big part of it. I mean, you know, like right now, 54:35 Speaker 1 my kid gets home, Carter gets home and, uh, and he has to get, 54:39 Speaker 1 he needs more glasses. He, he wants all these glasses. 54:42 Speaker 1 He wants sunglasses for baseball, sunglasses for the beach. 54:45 Speaker 1 He needs new like regular glasses. He's on this glass thing, right? 54:49 Speaker 1 And so I got him some glasses, but I ordered them on Amazon, right? 54:53 Speaker 1 And their prescription. So you put in it's so funny. 54:56 Speaker 1 You put in the prescription and you send it to this company and they'll send you the sunglasses. 55:01 Speaker 1 They look like, what are those big, not blenders? 55:04 Speaker 1 The big ones that all the kids are wearing, like baseball glasses, what are they called? 55:08 Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. 55:09 Speaker 1 I can't remember. 55:10 Speaker 1 I know they're very expensive. 55:11 Speaker 1 They're very expensive. 55:12 Speaker 1 So they look like that. 55:13 Speaker 1 So I'm like, sweet, dude, he's going to wear them. 55:15 Speaker 1 We get them in the mail. 55:16 Speaker 1 I am not kidding. 55:18 Speaker 1 They took a pair of sunglasses and they glued like regular lenses into the sunglasses. 55:26 Speaker 1 So when you look through the glasses, you have regular glasses that are glued to it. 55:31 Speaker 1 So he looks like an idiot. He's like, I look stupid. I'm like, no, you don't. You look fine. 55:36 Speaker 1 He looked really stupid. So anyway, so he goes up. He's at the Stanton optical. I don't know if 55:42 Speaker 1 you've seen them. They're all over the place now. And they're like, oh, we get free exams. We get 55:46 Speaker 1 free exams. They go and do this exam thing. So Megan calls me, dude, you know, which these glasses 55:51 Speaker 1 are going to cost me $700 for all of them. And because now Megan's getting a pair. Like what is 55:57 Speaker 1 going on? It's so expensive. And that's one kid. I can't imagine if I had two other kids that couldn't 56:01 Speaker 1 see. Yeah, I was about to say, can the other kids do they do they have vision? We don't even get 56:06 Speaker 1 Sydney tested. So I don't know, she's blind. I don't know. We just I just don't want to deal with it. 56:10 Speaker 1 It's just so much money. I just, you know, out of sight out of mind. We just wait till she starts 56:13 Speaker 1 running into stuff and then we'll get her tested. But as of right now, she's not tripping and 56:17 Speaker 1 fallen to world. So what's the man I can see? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 56:22 Speaker 1 Where did the bad eyesight come from Megan? I guess. I mean, 56:25 Speaker 1 you weren't what? No, Megan and Megan can't see at night at all. So 56:30 Speaker 1 when we go on road trips, she's like, I can't, I forgot my glasses. I can't drive. 56:36 Speaker 1 So I have to drive everywhere because she says she can't see, but she never wears glasses, 56:40 Speaker 1 but now she's in the green sunglasses. I don't know. I guess vision is a mom thing. I don't know. 56:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I think it's like a usually it's like a woman thing. I think, you know, like you start off young because you're looking for a mate. So you can see it night, you know, on the prowl. And then as you get older, you're like, well, I'm staying in the house at night. You know, I got artificial light inside or by the campfire back in the Neanderthal days, you know, 57:01 Speaker 1 what are you talking about? 57:03 Speaker 1 Women in their eyesight. I think it's just natural that they can't see it night because they didn't eat. 57:09 Speaker 1 You know, men. 57:09 Speaker 1 How do you, how do you turn this into some sexist comment? 57:14 Speaker 1 I don't even, I don't understand how you can turn that into set. 57:17 Speaker 1 You're like, like, yeah, cause women are terrible hunters. 57:20 Speaker 1 And back in the Neanderth all day. 57:21 Speaker 1 I'm talking about, yeah. 57:22 Speaker 1 Cause if you think about it at nighttime, they'd be at home with the children 57:26 Speaker 1 and with the, with the tribe and the pack and the cave and the cave. 57:30 Speaker 1 Yes. 57:30 Speaker 1 And then the men would be out hunting and, uh, or they'd be out protecting. 57:34 Speaker 1 And they'd be looking over and they would need to see in the dark more, 57:36 Speaker 1 but the women were not out there doing those jobs. 57:38 Speaker 1 they were inside. So they just got accustomed to daylight. They don't ever see they didn't 57:41 Speaker 1 see the darkness. 57:42 Speaker 1 So what? How do you explain guys that have bad vision at night? Probably gay. You can 57:52 Speaker 1 start losing your vision and you're like, well, doc, bad, bad news. Like, what is that? 57:58 Speaker 1 I'm gay. How do you know? I can't see it. Nice. I'm getting it. 58:02 Speaker 1 I see a bunch of do's driving at night. Now that taking the glass off, but it's that 58:05 Speaker 1 is gay, man. 58:06 Speaker 1 And there's got to be a crash and shit. 58:08 Speaker 1 No, I think dudes get bad eyesight from staring at the sun too long. 58:13 Speaker 1 You know, we always do that as kids. 58:14 Speaker 1 But we always do. 58:15 Speaker 1 I did that a lot. 58:16 Speaker 1 And we always thought it was fun because if you stare at the sun and if any kids are 58:21 Speaker 1 listening, which I know some parents or terrible parents, they let their kids listen to this, 58:24 Speaker 1 please don't do this. 58:26 Speaker 1 But we would see who could stare at the sun the longest. 58:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why I was a lot. 58:30 Speaker 1 And then you get done and you're just seeing everything's like rainbow. 58:34 Speaker 1 sell sparkly and it's so bad for you. I didn't know how bad it was for you. 58:38 Speaker 1 Apparently you can lose your vision that way. Oh yeah. 58:41 Speaker 1 It's the sun's the brightest fucking thing we got. So yeah, 58:44 Speaker 1 that's supposed to really look at it straight and dead on. But you know, 58:47 Speaker 1 and keep running. Thank you for asking. 58:49 Speaker 1 No, you're told that as a boy. You're like, I can do it. You know, I'm different. 58:52 Speaker 1 I'm strong. I can do it. So you just sit there and play around just staring at 58:55 Speaker 1 the sun for a solid 20 seconds. Tell everyone's burned out their corny as it 58:59 Speaker 1 is. Oh, no, I see the sun permanently. 59:02 Speaker 1 See the sun all the time. 59:03 Speaker 1 Oh, it's funny. Yeah, we used to do that. There was a lot of stuff. But you know, at that age, man, 59:07 Speaker 1 it's kind of like a rite of passage. Kids don't have that. Like now, like my, like when I was a kid, 59:11 Speaker 1 especially in the, you know, I was a kid in the 80s. So you'd get home from school, you drop your 59:15 Speaker 1 backpack off and you're on your bike and you're out exploring, right? And you're doing all these fun 59:19 Speaker 1 things. I was just before I got on to record with you, man. You know what my daughters are doing 59:24 Speaker 1 right now? Playing on their phone. Sitting in their room. Yeah. Yeah. On their computers. 59:28 Speaker 1 I hated my room as a kid. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna be out of the house and doing something speaking to that 59:34 Speaker 1 When's the last time one of your kids got in trouble like for doing something you weren't supposed to by me or by the school? 59:41 Speaker 1 Either one because my I don't think well, okay Carter Carter got into it I 59:48 Speaker 1 Guess I can tell it car car got into a lot of trouble 59:52 Speaker 1 He was he was on the bus and this is about I don't know 59:55 Speaker 1 four months ago, maybe something like that, 59:57 Speaker 1 whenever school started, he's on the bus 1:00:00 Speaker 1 and he has a bunch of buddies and they said, 1:00:02 Speaker 1 they tricked him into saying a very, very bad slang word 1:00:06 Speaker 1 because they like, yes. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 Oh yes, yes, it's still in the schools, fuck yeah. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 I'm just gonna tell you. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 The kids made him say the first word 1:00:16 Speaker 1 or the first syllable and then they made him say 1:00:19 Speaker 1 second syllable and they said say it fast, you know, 1:00:22 Speaker 1 and he said it and then everybody was like, 1:00:24 Speaker 1 Oh, Carter said that, man. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 So he had to write a note to a young man 1:00:32 Speaker 1 that was on the bus with him that, 1:00:34 Speaker 1 and he had to like, apologize. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 He had to go to school and he had to talk to him 1:00:37 Speaker 1 and he had to do with him. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 And he felt so bad. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. And he felt so, he didn't say it like mean. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 He just was saying the two syllables separate. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 Wait, was it hard R or was it cool? 1:00:48 Speaker 1 Cool, like. No, no, it was a hard R, but he didn't say, 1:00:51 Speaker 1 and he told me, and I don't know. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 I mean, he said genuinely he did not know because the kid that was having him do it was also a minority 1:01:01 Speaker 1 Fun and Carter's friends with them all but it was just dude. It was a mess 1:01:06 Speaker 1 So that so that was one time he got in trouble, but other than that I mean I like I'm glad 1:01:12 Speaker 1 I'm gonna see I don't think my kids get in trouble very often. They're not saying they're perfect because they're not 1:01:16 Speaker 1 I just think that they're very good at hiding it I guess