Lily Phillips Gets Her Mind Blown EP-371 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-19


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How are you? 2:09 Speaker 1 Oh, we're doing great. 2:09 Speaker 1 We're having a great time over here. 2:10 Speaker 1 I feel like the only thing you're missing from your setup, 2:12 Speaker 1 we need to get you a daily doe show sign 2:14 Speaker 1 like we've got behind us just to put behind you. 2:15 Speaker 1 Just have your assistant Jade. 2:17 Speaker 1 She's lovely. Just have her carry that wherever you're doing. 2:19 Speaker 1 Interviews and I need some bad light in like you guys as well. 2:23 Speaker 1 I feel like you're in a museum. 2:24 Speaker 1 Are you in a museum right now? 2:25 Speaker 1 Notice my house. 2:26 Speaker 1 Oh, wow. It's like a museum. 2:28 Speaker 1 That's like every time I think about British people's homes, 2:30 Speaker 1 I think it's like a museum. 2:32 Speaker 1 So it's true. It looks like a Harry like when something from Harry Potter. 2:37 Speaker 1 It really does. I like those light. We need to get lights like that Chuck. Like I got, 2:40 Speaker 1 I got this little can light right here, but it's nothing like those little key lights. 2:43 Speaker 1 I love it. It does look, it does look very, very nice. I just see you know, Lily, and honor of you 2:48 Speaker 1 coming on the show today. I wore my daddy pig shirt. So I love that. Are you in, are you into like 2:56 Speaker 1 like pay Piggy and like okay no wait wait wait wait you said a pagan or pagan 3:03 Speaker 1 pay pay Piggy I'm like your pay pig so like you just you get off on giving 3:09 Speaker 1 people money oh I guess my wife my wife thinks I am if that's if that's what if 3:15 Speaker 1 that's what that means I'm a pay pigger is that all you just say oh you just 3:18 Speaker 1 daddy you know I mean I feel like daddy pig he has a aura I I will yeah I mean 3:23 Speaker 1 I thought I would have that aura, but apparently my wife's not into Daddy Pig when I wear the shirt 3:28 Speaker 1 So I'm only where I have not wore this shirt. I haven't broken out in six years. So you're welcome. It's my yeah 3:33 Speaker 1 It's my salute to Britain. It's my pet my daddy picture 3:37 Speaker 1 I mean we love we love like kids animation 3:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's the only British pig I've ever met is Peppa. There's not another British pig is there 3:48 Speaker 1 British pig I mean like maybe like Boris Johnson 3:53 Speaker 1 No. 3:54 Speaker 1 Wait, I got notes. 3:57 Speaker 1 That's not your guys's prime minister, is it? 3:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:00 Speaker 1 It is. 4:01 Speaker 1 I got notes Brandon. 4:02 Speaker 1 Look, I got notes. 4:03 Speaker 1 See all my notes that I took off the fridge. 4:04 Speaker 1 I did my research on England just for this interview. 4:07 Speaker 1 Yes. 4:08 Speaker 1 That is one of the questions I had for you Lily. 4:10 Speaker 1 That's crazy. 4:11 Speaker 1 You know that you're very smart. 4:12 Speaker 1 What? 4:13 Speaker 1 No, I promise. 4:14 Speaker 1 I don't think a lot of English people do. 4:16 Speaker 1 I don't like baseline levels. 4:17 Speaker 1 Every English person I talk to said it changes so often. 4:20 Speaker 1 They don't know who it is. 4:21 Speaker 1 Well, it's not the current Prime Minister, X Prime Minister. 4:24 Speaker 1 Oh crap. 4:25 Speaker 1 Wait, your studies in Christ. 4:28 Speaker 1 Oh God. 4:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, you just derailed everything. 4:30 Speaker 1 You've been on Christ, you've been on PBT too much. 4:32 Speaker 1 You guys are killing me. 4:33 Speaker 1 Chuck's just making shit up over there. 4:35 Speaker 1 He's the only guy I know that still uses hand written notes 4:37 Speaker 1 on the iPad that came out 2008. 4:39 Speaker 1 Shut up. 4:40 Speaker 1 I thought I'd breeze. 4:42 Speaker 1 All right, we'll scratch that one from the question pool. 4:44 Speaker 1 Sorry. 4:45 Speaker 1 I love it, it's all dentic. 4:46 Speaker 1 Oh good. 4:47 Speaker 1 So Lily, you live in the UK, correct? 4:50 Speaker 1 in this nighttime over there? 4:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, it's currently 8 p.m. 4:53 Speaker 1 OK, so what was it? 4:55 Speaker 1 Probably three weeks ago during the World Cup 4:57 Speaker 1 and everything. 4:58 Speaker 1 My co-host here Chuck was over in Europe. 5:00 Speaker 1 He was in Spain. 5:01 Speaker 1 He took to son to a bunch of nude beaches. 5:03 Speaker 1 He loved them. 5:04 Speaker 1 And he can't go to a regular beach in America now 5:06 Speaker 1 without seeing some tits. 5:07 Speaker 1 He's very depressed about that. 5:08 Speaker 1 I love that. 5:09 Speaker 1 I love the nude on the beaches. 5:11 Speaker 1 This one I don't care why everyone's so open arms 5:13 Speaker 1 about parrotets. 5:14 Speaker 1 You see it everywhere on a beach. 5:17 Speaker 1 Do you frequent the nude beaches often? 5:19 Speaker 1 I'm a big nudist. 5:21 Speaker 1 I love it. 5:22 Speaker 1 Really? 5:23 Speaker 1 We're in Europe, do you go? 5:24 Speaker 1 Because we were in Spain, and my son's 11. 5:27 Speaker 1 So full disclosure, I didn't know that was a thing 5:31 Speaker 1 when I booked the trip. 5:32 Speaker 1 So I booked it to trip. 5:33 Speaker 1 My son's like, I don't want to close the name. 5:35 Speaker 1 I didn't. 5:36 Speaker 1 I really, I didn't. 5:38 Speaker 1 My wife didn't, she didn't know either. 5:40 Speaker 1 And so anyway, when my son finds out 5:42 Speaker 1 the beach is over there nude, he surprisingly was very 5:44 Speaker 1 excited about going to Spain. 5:46 Speaker 1 And not the beach. 5:47 Speaker 1 loved the beat. He loved them. Okay. But we didn't find a lot of like, I mean, it was still maybe 10% of the women were 5:55 Speaker 1 topless the rest were, you know, just like you'd be in the States. Where do you go where the beaches are that open? 6:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. So like the news, these beaches are just like regular beaches. I wouldn't even say they're new to speeches, but like everywhere in Europe, you'll find 6:08 Speaker 1 topless women at a beach. But like, it's a natural thing, you know, boobs are not inherently sexual. So I love it. 6:15 Speaker 1 Oh no, I definitely agree. I mean, I saw women on the beach top list that were like nine months pregnant and I can tell you it changes the sexuality when they're nine months pregnant. 6:24 Speaker 1 Just a little bit. 6:25 Speaker 1 Lily, you said you're a nudist yourself. What percentage is what percentage are you wearing clothes versus not? 6:31 Speaker 1 Like right now, if I wasn't on this podcast, I would probably be nude right now because I live on my own. 6:37 Speaker 1 on my own. Oh, we're talking like 50%, especially because it's my job. So nice. So it's killing 6:44 Speaker 1 you right now wearing clothes is what you're saying. Yeah, what is more comfortable than 6:50 Speaker 1 nothing? No, you know, Chuck over here, he sleeps naked. I keep boxers on just for the 6:55 Speaker 1 fact that he calls me crazy. But you can have little bugs go up your pee hole and that can 6:59 Speaker 1 be a problem. So that's why I wear shorts at night and we looked it up and it's a big 7:02 Speaker 1 thing. You know, people talk about eating spiders all the time and bugs. People never talk 7:06 Speaker 1 about the bugs going up your pee hole and that's what worries me sometimes. 7:09 Speaker 1 I feel like we don't get many bugs here. 7:11 Speaker 1 Bugs at all? 7:13 Speaker 1 Not like a huge amount. 7:16 Speaker 1 Not to be like worrying so much. 7:18 Speaker 1 Like, I mean, if a bug goes up my pussy, a bug goes up my pussy. 7:22 Speaker 1 It's probably not the worst thing that's been up there. 7:26 Speaker 1 I feel like England has no like natural predators. 7:28 Speaker 1 Like, you guys don't even have snakes or anything over there. 7:31 Speaker 1 No, nothing to be afraid of, of the thing. 7:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, except for the guy with a knife. 7:37 Speaker 1 You also have a big problem with stabbing over there. 7:39 Speaker 1 Like we have school shootings and whatnot. 7:40 Speaker 1 That's our tradition. 7:41 Speaker 1 That's our thing over here. 7:42 Speaker 1 We're big on stabbing, right? 7:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's our, you know, we, I feel, I love like stabbings 7:50 Speaker 1 because I feel quite like native, you know, it makes me feel 7:53 Speaker 1 patriotic. 7:54 Speaker 1 I love that. 7:55 Speaker 1 Like that, I think that really represents England and London 7:58 Speaker 1 right now. 7:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like the culture over there. 8:00 Speaker 1 Like people instead of talking about like guns and switches, 8:03 Speaker 1 They talk about how long their knife is. 8:04 Speaker 1 Like I got a. 8:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, like red knife out, you know what I mean? 8:07 Speaker 1 And I mean, love it. 8:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 8:09 Speaker 1 But because over here, like I said, 8:10 Speaker 1 we got all the Yans that love the glocks 8:12 Speaker 1 and the switches and everything. 8:13 Speaker 1 But over there, it's just like you start out, you know, 8:15 Speaker 1 with a butter knife and you move up to a Swiss army knife. 8:17 Speaker 1 And then, you know, you go to butcher knife. 8:18 Speaker 1 And you're just screaming. 8:20 Speaker 1 Can you not say? 8:21 Speaker 1 I feel like there's so much more in London. 8:22 Speaker 1 Like I live in the countryside side. 8:24 Speaker 1 And everyone here, like, you know, they're harmless. 8:27 Speaker 1 So this is a knife being a bit too short. 8:29 Speaker 1 So Lily, I got a question about that. 8:30 Speaker 1 Because like I said, I did, I'm a research guy. 8:32 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm the analyst on the show. 8:34 Speaker 1 And you actually, do you still live in Derbyshire 8:36 Speaker 1 or did you just grow up there? 8:38 Speaker 1 I grew up there, but I'm like an hour and a half away. 8:42 Speaker 1 Okay, so when you grew up there, 8:44 Speaker 1 did you ever go to Alton Towers? 8:46 Speaker 1 Yes, Alton Towers. 8:48 Speaker 1 Okay, see, okay, I have, I've put everything together. 8:51 Speaker 1 I got every piece of a puzzle here, okay? 8:54 Speaker 1 You've been doing a lot of research on that. 8:55 Speaker 1 Shut up, listen. 8:56 Speaker 1 What was your favorite? 8:58 Speaker 1 I'm not on Alton Towers. 8:59 Speaker 1 No, I'm doing my research. 9:02 Speaker 1 Shut up. No, it was it. I shut up. She checks my internet history. 9:06 Speaker 1 So, so what was your favorite? 9:10 Speaker 1 So he's on Reddit instead. Yes, I just want to tell him go Reddit all the time. You know, 9:14 Speaker 1 he watches he doesn't let him watch you for you. So he has to watch it going down the road 9:17 Speaker 1 twice driving. Why are you saying this? Why are you telling her these things? 9:21 Speaker 1 Well, because I told I tell you the same thing, you know, go to Reddit, you know? Okay. So, 9:25 Speaker 1 Lily, what was your favorite ride at Alton Towers? 9:27 Speaker 1 Oh, the smile on was a big one until some people got crushed and killed. 9:32 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 9:33 Speaker 1 Oh, maybe like the what was the one where? 9:37 Speaker 1 Say it. 9:38 Speaker 1 I'm so excited. 9:39 Speaker 1 Are you going to a black hole? 9:42 Speaker 1 It starts with oh, it starts with an O. 9:47 Speaker 1 Right, you're testing me now. 9:49 Speaker 1 Oblivion. 9:50 Speaker 1 Yes. 9:51 Speaker 1 Was that your favorite ride? 9:52 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 9:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:54 Speaker 1 So when you were going there, do you know what the ad campaign was for Alton Towers for that 9:59 Speaker 1 for that ride when it first came out. 10:00 Speaker 1 Do you remember what the campaign was? 10:02 Speaker 1 I think it was like we're going to something futuristic. 10:06 Speaker 1 Close, it was don't look down 10:08 Speaker 1 and they gave everybody a condom 10:10 Speaker 1 before they got on the ride. 10:11 Speaker 1 Do you remember that? 10:13 Speaker 1 No, that was not in my era. 10:15 Speaker 1 It just clicked with me. 10:16 Speaker 1 But like a kid's theme park really? 10:20 Speaker 1 I know, well, that's what I said. 10:22 Speaker 1 Cause like I said, I do have one British friend. 10:24 Speaker 1 And you told me not to mention him on the show, 10:26 Speaker 1 so I'm not gonna mention his name, Simon Miller. 10:28 Speaker 1 I got talking about Simon Miller at all. 10:30 Speaker 1 He's fan. 10:31 Speaker 1 His wife didn't want him to be associated with it. 10:33 Speaker 1 And we have one question from a caller 10:35 Speaker 1 at the end of this interview, which I'm not going to say, 10:37 Speaker 1 it's Simon, you know, because I don't want to get him 10:39 Speaker 1 in trouble. 10:39 Speaker 1 But anyway, but he was telling me about that. 10:41 Speaker 1 And he said that he used to go to Alton Towers 10:43 Speaker 1 and a Bolivian that was like his biggest thing was, 10:45 Speaker 1 he couldn't believe it was a child's amusement park 10:47 Speaker 1 and they're giving out condoms. 10:48 Speaker 1 Is this, is that normal over there? 10:51 Speaker 1 I'm not going to let I don't think. 10:55 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, that's a blazer. 10:56 Speaker 1 This is a Bolivian. 10:57 Speaker 1 This is exactly what happens on the ride. 10:59 Speaker 1 Lily is playing out the ride right now. 11:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what happened. 11:02 Speaker 1 I don't know if like they just shut the power off 11:04 Speaker 1 to her museum home or what's going on right here, 11:06 Speaker 1 but she is completely blacked out. 11:07 Speaker 1 Lily, can you hear us? 11:08 Speaker 1 I don't know if you're there. 11:09 Speaker 1 She moved backwards and everything just went down. 11:11 Speaker 1 They just shut the internet up over there. 11:12 Speaker 1 It's talking about too many stabbings 11:14 Speaker 1 and everything like that. 11:15 Speaker 1 I have no idea what's going on here. 11:16 Speaker 1 Dude, her paintings on the wall, 11:18 Speaker 1 that is the legit museum. 11:19 Speaker 1 That looks really, really nice. 11:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think she just bought a museum 11:22 Speaker 1 and she just moved into it. 11:23 Speaker 1 And I have no idea what's going on. 11:24 Speaker 1 Just left it the way it is. 11:25 Speaker 1 like we need to take the van go out. 11:28 Speaker 1 She's like, no, you don't. 11:29 Speaker 1 No, just leave it. 11:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't. 11:31 Speaker 1 Sorry, my back. 11:32 Speaker 1 I thought they cut the power off at your museum. 11:34 Speaker 1 I didn't know what happened. 11:35 Speaker 1 Hello. 11:36 Speaker 1 Do you hear us? 11:37 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 11:38 Speaker 1 Oh. 11:39 Speaker 1 Can you hear us? 11:40 Speaker 1 My dad's called me and it's entirely written to this. 11:43 Speaker 1 Your dad called you? 11:44 Speaker 1 I can't hear anyone. 11:46 Speaker 1 I don't know if anybody hear me. 11:48 Speaker 1 I want to. 11:48 Speaker 1 We can hear you. 11:49 Speaker 1 Oh, hello? 11:50 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 11:51 Speaker 1 We can hear you. 11:52 Speaker 1 You can hear me. 11:53 Speaker 1 You can hear me. 11:54 Speaker 1 I can't hear you. 11:55 Speaker 1 Okay, settings, maybe. 11:57 Speaker 1 Okay, how does this mean settings? 12:00 Speaker 1 How does point? 12:01 Speaker 1 How does pointing at your crouch mean setting? 12:04 Speaker 1 Let me see if I can pull a picture up. 12:07 Speaker 1 I'm so worried about what's going to happen. 12:09 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, remove and then rejoin. 12:12 Speaker 1 That is she already removed dude. 12:14 Speaker 1 Do me a favor when you have Lily Phillips on the show. 12:17 Speaker 1 Don't ever point at your junk again when she can't hear anything. 12:19 Speaker 1 Okay. 12:20 Speaker 1 That was almost we almost got completely shut down. 12:24 Speaker 1 kicked off a Spotify. That was 12:27 Speaker 1 terrible. Okay. All right. Here we 12:28 Speaker 1 go. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. 12:30 Speaker 1 My dad. You're good. Can you hear 12:32 Speaker 1 us now? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Lily, I 12:35 Speaker 1 just got to let you know I'm 12:36 Speaker 1 apologizing for Brandon. I told 12:38 Speaker 1 him the worst thing he did was 12:40 Speaker 1 when you couldn't hear him, he 12:42 Speaker 1 went like this. He went. And he 12:44 Speaker 1 pointed. Yeah. And I'm like, you 12:46 Speaker 1 saying settings, you know, the 12:47 Speaker 1 settings are down here at the 12:48 Speaker 1 bottom. But I guess you can't see 12:49 Speaker 1 off the camera and whatnot. It's 12:50 Speaker 1 like, Whoo. Anyway, back to kids 12:54 Speaker 1 getting condoms on some kind of amusement park ride. 12:57 Speaker 1 Yes. I did never experience this. 13:00 Speaker 1 Sadly. 13:01 Speaker 1 That's I thought you did. 13:03 Speaker 1 That's why everything I was like, okay. 13:05 Speaker 1 Like I got a whole set from like, this is why everyone 13:08 Speaker 1 establishes a fucking slag. 13:10 Speaker 1 And you know what the football team in Derbyshire is called? 13:14 Speaker 1 The Rams. 13:16 Speaker 1 We're getting so much. 13:17 Speaker 1 Why does that correlate? 13:19 Speaker 1 I don't know. 13:20 Speaker 1 You're getting rammed? 13:20 Speaker 1 No. 13:21 Speaker 1 I mean, like that. 13:22 Speaker 1 I just know like sexual Indian and you I don't know how to say the word in you windows. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. All right 13:28 Speaker 1 Well, my research has obviously failed me. So I'm gonna rip it up. Thank you. Yeah, that is at all 13:33 Speaker 1 Why did you do this research? I spent days and and it's really hard to do research on any guest 13:40 Speaker 1 that you can't Google them and 13:44 Speaker 1 It's like it's very difficult. You have no idea. It was it took days. There was so much porn I had to get 13:52 Speaker 1 Oh, the shit. 13:55 Speaker 1 Just happen rock hard for three days. 13:57 Speaker 1 Shut off. 13:58 Speaker 1 We're gonna kill him. 13:59 Speaker 1 I'm like, I couldn't get to you, but you know, Mia Khalifa, 14:02 Speaker 1 personally, you know her? 14:05 Speaker 1 The poor guy is like, see me snorke home. 14:08 Speaker 1 Like, no, no, I'm not. 14:13 Speaker 1 Nope. 14:14 Speaker 1 Innocent. 14:14 Speaker 1 Innocent until proven guilty. 14:16 Speaker 1 Well, Lily, for people that maybe don't know who you are 14:18 Speaker 1 and who are now going to be huge fans of you, 14:20 Speaker 1 could you maybe just run down real quick? 14:22 Speaker 1 Like where you got started, why you got in this industry, and maybe some advice for other 14:26 Speaker 1 people that want to get in, should they do it, should they not, what to look out for the 14:30 Speaker 1 dangers and everything. 14:31 Speaker 1 Just kind of run us down real quick. 14:33 Speaker 1 Okay, my name is Lily Phillips. 14:35 Speaker 1 I am an OF model porn star, whatever you want to label me. 14:41 Speaker 1 And I started six years ago. 14:43 Speaker 1 My probably like most biggest thing I've done and like maybe what you know me for is being 14:49 Speaker 1 with a hundred more men and then on like whether or not if anyone's wanting to get into it, 14:55 Speaker 1 don't unless you love sucking cock. Like truly, if you're like really, really like 15:02 Speaker 1 enthusiastic about it and it's like you're calling and you're like a super slag, think 15:09 Speaker 1 sure, think about it but don't do it for the money or the fame or whatever you think you're 15:13 Speaker 1 going to get out of it. 15:15 Speaker 1 What is a super slag? 15:17 Speaker 1 So like in the dictionary, like this is a photo of me on the super side. 15:21 Speaker 1 It's like someone who is a slag, but like on steroids. 15:25 Speaker 1 Well, what is a slag? 15:27 Speaker 1 So I used to be a builder. 15:28 Speaker 1 I used to be a builder. 15:29 Speaker 1 So it's like slag, slag, slag. 15:30 Speaker 1 Oh, slag. 15:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:32 Speaker 1 So slag is slag in Europe or UK. 15:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:36 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:37 Speaker 1 And also I heard they're changing the word hose to us. 15:40 Speaker 1 What's going on with that? 15:41 Speaker 1 You know anything about this? 15:42 Speaker 1 Oh, no. 15:43 Speaker 1 Like I haven't been updated with the new software. 15:46 Speaker 1 I didn't realize this was a thing. 15:48 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, our attorney comes on all the time 15:50 Speaker 1 and he loves saying hoes around the office and whatnot 15:53 Speaker 1 informing him that it's hoes now. 15:55 Speaker 1 I thought hoes was like your buddy is brothers like hoes. 15:59 Speaker 1 I think the kids are changing that. 16:00 Speaker 1 I don't know why because I love hoes. 16:02 Speaker 1 I love that word. 16:03 Speaker 1 It just sounds great. 16:04 Speaker 1 It's good. 16:04 Speaker 1 He's got to get energy. 16:05 Speaker 1 It sounds like with the Southern accent as well. 16:08 Speaker 1 Hoes. 16:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, we got the hoes. 16:10 Speaker 1 And since you said our attorney, 16:12 Speaker 1 we should probably give a shout out to the Aurora Law Firm 16:14 Speaker 1 And let Manny know that if he wants Lily to represent Lily, 16:18 Speaker 1 we can put a good word in for her. 16:19 Speaker 1 If he wants to get me a visa, 16:21 Speaker 1 I would suck his cock and his balls at the same time. 16:26 Speaker 1 I don't know if his wife will like that, 16:27 Speaker 1 but we can definitely pitch it to him tomorrow 16:29 Speaker 1 when he comes on the show for sure. 16:31 Speaker 1 So I've seen him on the show. 16:32 Speaker 1 If his wife wants the same thing, 16:34 Speaker 1 I'll do the same to her as well. 16:35 Speaker 1 So I'll put those for both of them. 16:38 Speaker 1 You're such a very giving person. 16:39 Speaker 1 You're like Santa Claus like you're right. 16:40 Speaker 1 But I've seen you on social media 16:43 Speaker 1 talking about trying to get a visa and everything. 16:44 Speaker 1 What's the problem with that? 16:46 Speaker 1 I mean, you just have to marry an American 16:48 Speaker 1 and then you get a visa or is there more rules? 16:50 Speaker 1 Oh, there's so much more. 16:52 Speaker 1 They really do not like super slots. 16:57 Speaker 1 Like, can you believe it? 16:59 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 17:00 Speaker 1 A slot makes the world go round 17:01 Speaker 1 so I don't really know why everyone's getting so up in arms. 17:04 Speaker 1 The slot needs, the world needs slots at the end of the day. 17:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, they take forever. 17:10 Speaker 1 The visa situations, folks. 17:12 Speaker 1 I don't know, talk to Trump for me, please. 17:14 Speaker 1 Well, I feel like the visa situation, 17:16 Speaker 1 isn't it in place, Brandon and Craig, if I'm wrong, 17:18 Speaker 1 to stop terrorists. 17:20 Speaker 1 I don't really think anybody would see Lily 17:22 Speaker 1 like getting on a plane and be worried. 17:25 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 17:25 Speaker 1 I tell you this now, last time I came to America, 17:29 Speaker 1 they stopped me at customs, 17:31 Speaker 1 took me into interrogation room was like, 17:33 Speaker 1 are you here to fuck a thousand men? 17:35 Speaker 1 How did you go? 17:37 Speaker 1 I was like, whoa. 17:38 Speaker 1 They're like, how did you want me, Tim? 17:40 Speaker 1 Hey, what? 17:41 Speaker 1 We heard there was a bomb in your pussy, 17:43 Speaker 1 but like no sir, a pussy is bomb. 17:44 Speaker 1 This bomb is pussy. 17:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 17:48 Speaker 1 So speaking of the thousand men thing also, 17:50 Speaker 1 I guess you're biggest competitor over there in the UK 17:52 Speaker 1 is Bonnie Blue as well. 17:53 Speaker 1 Are y'all in good terms? 17:54 Speaker 1 Or are y'all just like trying to one up each other constantly? 17:56 Speaker 1 Or what's the situation with that? 17:58 Speaker 1 I wouldn't say competition. 17:59 Speaker 1 And I wouldn't say like bad or good terms, 18:01 Speaker 1 like we're just colleagues, I guess. 18:04 Speaker 1 Okay. 18:05 Speaker 1 And that answer, Simon Miller, the individual 18:07 Speaker 1 that I'm not supposed to name, that was his question. 18:09 Speaker 1 So Simon Miller from Southeast England. 18:13 Speaker 1 We'd like to just let you know that she answered the question. 18:15 Speaker 1 David. 18:16 Speaker 1 He's so funny. 18:17 Speaker 1 He's so, he's so screwed. 18:19 Speaker 1 There's quite some kids at home. 18:24 Speaker 1 He's watching on the TV right now and everything. 18:26 Speaker 1 He's like quite kid. 18:27 Speaker 1 Like, I said, my name? 18:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, Chuck's been having a lot of squatters day at his house. 18:33 Speaker 1 You're going to have Simon now staying over there when he gets 18:34 Speaker 1 divorced and have to come back. 18:36 Speaker 1 Can't get a visa. 18:37 Speaker 1 Can't get a visa. 18:38 Speaker 1 But no, so I know you have a boyfriend, correct? 18:43 Speaker 1 Yes. 18:44 Speaker 1 Okay, is he not American? 18:46 Speaker 1 Is he also UK-ish? 18:47 Speaker 1 He's Australian. 18:48 Speaker 1 Oh, Australian, okay. 18:50 Speaker 1 I don't wanna go to fucking Australia. 18:52 Speaker 1 I wanna go to America. 18:53 Speaker 1 So Australia would take you in a heartbeat, correct? 18:56 Speaker 1 Is what you're saying, Oscar? 18:57 Speaker 1 They'd take anyone, like they'll let anyone in the same 19:00 Speaker 1 as England. 19:01 Speaker 1 So it's like, you know, everywhere is so fine 19:04 Speaker 1 with other people coming in, not America, so it's direction. 19:07 Speaker 1 How was it, you know, you got a lot of, you know, 19:10 Speaker 1 from what we hear on the news, 19:11 Speaker 1 you got a lot of Muslims coming in 19:12 Speaker 1 and they're more Sharia law. 19:14 Speaker 1 Are you worried about that at all with the, you know, 19:16 Speaker 1 the industry that you're in and what you do, 19:17 Speaker 1 like walking down the street, 19:18 Speaker 1 you might get stabbed or kidnapped 19:19 Speaker 1 or they might put a burk on you. 19:21 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 19:24 Speaker 1 No, I'm not worried. 19:26 Speaker 1 Okay, good. 19:26 Speaker 1 So you know what, I'm such a person who's like, 19:30 Speaker 1 the more the merrier, that's what happens to my events. 19:32 Speaker 1 The more the merrier, come on in. 19:34 Speaker 1 I like it. No, it's good. 19:37 Speaker 1 I'm welcoming. 19:38 Speaker 1 Do you have what else you got over here on your list of questions to ask? 19:42 Speaker 1 So let's do this with Lily. 19:45 Speaker 1 I think this will be fun. Let's do what the chuck. 19:46 Speaker 1 I'm going to run this thing down. 19:47 Speaker 1 All right. We're going to get to what the chuck. 19:52 Speaker 1 What the chuck? 19:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? Chuck you real hard. 19:56 Speaker 1 Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 19:58 Speaker 1 I'm full of chuck. Oh, Chuck. 20:02 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 20:04 Speaker 1 What did you? 20:07 Speaker 1 All right, Lily. So just, you know, I do this to everybody, every guest that comes on, 20:12 Speaker 1 I have a list of questions and you guys have to answer them. 20:16 Speaker 1 I usually have Brandon answer first. That gives you a chance to come up with an answer. 20:19 Speaker 1 Some of these are competition based and Brandon's never lost up against, actually loses a lot. 20:25 Speaker 1 Don't you, Brandon? To myself. 20:30 Speaker 1 I think you are. I think you're going to do good with these. 20:32 Speaker 1 So the first question I have Brandon, it's a little bit different than what I'm gonna ask. 20:36 Speaker 1 Are we going head to head? 20:37 Speaker 1 Head to head, head to head. First question, but it's a different question because you live in different countries. 20:42 Speaker 1 Oh, so I answer and then just kind of the same thing, but you ask her. 20:46 Speaker 1 Let me get the question out. So really, you can't say the Dallas Cowboys. I'm gonna ask you to name me 20:53 Speaker 1 five NFL teams in America. Brandon, I'm gonna ask you to name me five premier league teams in England. 21:00 Speaker 1 Oh shit. 21:02 Speaker 1 Oh, all right. 21:05 Speaker 1 What have we got? 21:06 Speaker 1 Arsenal, Manchester. 21:08 Speaker 1 No, that's Atlanta United. 21:13 Speaker 1 Who else did we got over there? 21:16 Speaker 1 We got Tottenham. 21:17 Speaker 1 Is that one? 21:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, Tottenham. 21:19 Speaker 1 Is that premier? 21:20 Speaker 1 I should ask a wrong person. 21:25 Speaker 1 Let's say no because she didn't know. 21:28 Speaker 1 you've got Spain? No. You fucking idiot. I played for fucking 12 or 10 years. And I don't 21:40 Speaker 1 know. Let's see here. We got our snow Manchester. We got I'm fucked dude. I'm out. All right. 21:48 Speaker 1 You could have said Chelsea. Oh, fuck it. That was the only other one on you. You could have 21:51 Speaker 1 the other Manchester Manchester United or Manchester City. Oh, there's two. Oh, I didn't 21:56 Speaker 1 I know that. You could have said Liverpool. I don't like that word. 21:59 Speaker 1 Liver. I just like a full liver. I don't like that. 22:02 Speaker 1 So you got two. You got two out of five. 22:05 Speaker 1 Lily, I need five NFL teams and you can't say the Dallas Cowboys. 22:09 Speaker 1 Go ahead. The Vikings. 22:12 Speaker 1 That's one. 22:14 Speaker 1 We do know where they're from. 22:15 Speaker 1 Um, the Knicks. 22:19 Speaker 1 The kni- Did you say the Knicks? Yes. That's basketball. 22:22 Speaker 1 And we'd ask. Yeah. That's OK. They'll give you a pass. Keep going. 22:24 Speaker 1 Um, who was in the playoffs? 22:29 Speaker 1 Oh, we watched this. 22:30 Speaker 1 We actually had a homeless Super Bowl party. 22:32 Speaker 1 We set up across the street from Magic City and watched it with the homeless. 22:35 Speaker 1 Yes, again. 22:36 Speaker 1 We really did. 22:38 Speaker 1 We did. 22:39 Speaker 1 We had a band out there and everything and figured out what the hot dogs for them. 22:42 Speaker 1 Don't call it. 22:42 Speaker 1 Let her answer. 22:43 Speaker 1 The dolphins. 22:44 Speaker 1 All right. 22:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, Miami. 22:47 Speaker 1 Hi. 22:47 Speaker 1 Um, what's going on now? 22:51 Speaker 1 One more and you win. 22:53 Speaker 1 There's 32 total. 22:56 Speaker 1 You got total. 22:57 Speaker 1 I don't know like Vegas. 23:00 Speaker 1 Like it's just like. 23:01 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:02 Speaker 1 There is a team there. 23:03 Speaker 1 What's the name of the football club in Derbyshire? 23:08 Speaker 1 Derby football club. 23:10 Speaker 1 What is their mask? 23:11 Speaker 1 I like their like Rams. 23:12 Speaker 1 Oh, three. 23:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:15 Speaker 1 The Los Angeles Rams. 23:16 Speaker 1 Good job. 23:17 Speaker 1 Good job. 23:18 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:19 Speaker 1 First round. 23:20 Speaker 1 All right. 23:21 Speaker 1 Next one. 23:22 Speaker 1 I'm going to ask both of you and I'm going to judge on this to give me the sexiest G rated cartoon 23:24 Speaker 1 character you can think of. Gee. 23:27 Speaker 1 Folks funny. Oh, oh, Bugs Bunny. Yeah. It's gonna pull right there. I'm going with. What 23:35 Speaker 1 does he rate with me? I think cartoon like a sexy cartoon. Yeah, I'm stuck here. It's either. 23:41 Speaker 1 I think it's gonna be Fiona from Shrek. She has got a pair of melons. Yeah. Yeah, she does. 23:50 Speaker 1 She looks good. And then, you know, I'll either take her. I'll take her in ogre form. 23:52 Speaker 1 You've taken over or you've taken Princess? 23:55 Speaker 1 I hope she transitions right in the middle of it. 23:58 Speaker 1 OK, I've got to give this one to Brandon because Lily tipped the scale. 24:03 Speaker 1 You dropped out of an ogre than a little bunny with a big arse. 24:06 Speaker 1 You tipped the scales with the whole big rack thing. 24:09 Speaker 1 I wasn't even thinking that. 24:10 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 24:11 Speaker 1 Because you said ogre form. 24:12 Speaker 1 So you thought ogre pussy. 24:13 Speaker 1 Oh, you said ogre form? 24:15 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 24:16 Speaker 1 I want both. 24:16 Speaker 1 I want it to transform. 24:17 Speaker 1 We're going right at sundown in the transitions that'll wake up. 24:22 Speaker 1 like you're having a three. It's like half and home. 24:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. We don't know how she changed it. It's just all one time or, 24:29 Speaker 1 you know, it was magical at the wedding, but I don't know if that's how it happens 24:31 Speaker 1 every time. Okay. All right. 24:34 Speaker 1 Correct fan. I'm keeping it one one just because bias is how this is not good. 24:38 Speaker 1 This is what this is where you win, Lily. This is where you win this thing. 24:41 Speaker 1 I can right now you can take a lead. 24:44 Speaker 1 If you had to listen to one band for the rest of your life and it can't be a 24:48 Speaker 1 band that is from your home country. 24:49 Speaker 1 So, Lily, you could not listen to any UK bands, 24:52 Speaker 1 Brandon, you could not listen to any American bands. 24:54 Speaker 1 Lily, who do you choose to listen to? 24:57 Speaker 1 And probably extra credit if it's an American band 24:59 Speaker 1 that I like. 25:00 Speaker 1 Oh, you're definitely in sync, Southern, aren't you? 25:04 Speaker 1 Southern? 25:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:06 Speaker 1 Who the fuck is from America? 25:10 Speaker 1 You know, it's when you ask these type of questions, 25:14 Speaker 1 your brain just goes blank. 25:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:17 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say, fuck who's from your country? 25:26 Speaker 1 If it's in England. 25:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, cool, please. 25:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:30 Speaker 1 Oh fuck. 25:33 Speaker 1 I'll tell you right now, Maya, she's thinking, 25:35 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with ACDC. 25:37 Speaker 1 Australian, Australian. 25:39 Speaker 1 I'm Canadian. 25:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, we can go all the way to the world. 25:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 25:43 Speaker 1 Let's go places. 25:51 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I wonder why I love that song. I listened to it on the like deal wait. Oh, wait. This is British 25:57 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't really listen to British music. I can't know I can't think of anyone. No, no 26:02 Speaker 1 I know a lot of I just don't know balance. Oh, the Michael Jackson five 26:06 Speaker 1 the Michael Jackson five 26:12 Speaker 1 They Michael Jackson's deceased and he's now taken over the name of the band. It's no longer the Jackson five 26:17 Speaker 1 I was like, it was the craziest thing. 26:20 Speaker 1 There were five Michaels up there at one point. 26:22 Speaker 1 You know, they were all pissed off. 26:23 Speaker 1 I mean, when do we get a full Michaels? 26:26 Speaker 1 I don't know. 26:27 Speaker 1 And that's crazy. 26:28 Speaker 1 I just keep pumping them out. 26:30 Speaker 1 All right, that was good. 26:30 Speaker 1 I give it to Lily because she actually made up her own band, 26:33 Speaker 1 which is OK, which Michael Jackson five would have been better 26:36 Speaker 1 than the Jackson five because five 26:37 Speaker 1 Michaels is better than one. 26:38 Speaker 1 I feel like when we started leaning, 26:40 Speaker 1 it would have probably tilted the whole world if there was five. 26:42 Speaker 1 Probably throw us off balance. 26:45 Speaker 1 Well, before we get you out of here, Lily, 26:47 Speaker 1 I got a couple more questions. 26:48 Speaker 1 So you just did the 20, 20 V one thing 26:50 Speaker 1 with the Nelk boys Kyle and Drake was the guy. 26:54 Speaker 1 How did that go? 26:55 Speaker 1 I've seen a lot of these before and I just love the production. 26:58 Speaker 1 Like it's just all the, it's just all whited out 27:00 Speaker 1 and you just got two people and you're going on dates. 27:02 Speaker 1 How does that go? 27:03 Speaker 1 I think you've been in a couple of these, right? 27:05 Speaker 1 Mm. 27:06 Speaker 1 You know what? 27:07 Speaker 1 They're extremely long to film. 27:09 Speaker 1 I think we were like in holding for like maybe two hours beforehand. 27:13 Speaker 1 And may I just say there was a bother. 27:16 Speaker 1 So by the time we got to speaking, I was gone. 27:20 Speaker 1 Like seven shots down, like truly spasticated, 27:25 Speaker 1 just like came in, totally forgot anything 27:29 Speaker 1 I'd practiced to say to him. 27:31 Speaker 1 And then just like off the dome and it was not good. 27:35 Speaker 1 We all in Miami or Canada for that? 27:38 Speaker 1 Canada. 27:39 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, cool. 27:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it was a good video. 27:41 Speaker 1 I liked it. 27:42 Speaker 1 I enjoyed it. 27:42 Speaker 1 I thought I was like, oh man, Lily's about to get married 27:45 Speaker 1 to Drake and then we're gonna have her own. 27:46 Speaker 1 We're having this grandma. 27:47 Speaker 1 It's going to be amazing. 27:48 Speaker 1 It's going to be great. 27:49 Speaker 1 So close though. 27:49 Speaker 1 I mean, you're top 20 though, which is awesome. 27:51 Speaker 1 I mean, you can go around saying that. 27:52 Speaker 1 Like, I'm top 20 out of Drake's picks. 27:55 Speaker 1 Definitely. 27:56 Speaker 1 And I feel like he's a gooner. 27:58 Speaker 1 Oh, I think he is. 27:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:59 Speaker 1 Remember who posted that video of him, 28:01 Speaker 1 like with his dick in the mirror? 28:03 Speaker 1 What's a gooner? 28:03 Speaker 1 I don't think he posted that. 28:04 Speaker 1 I think someone leaked that. 28:05 Speaker 1 But yeah. 28:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 28:06 Speaker 1 What? 28:07 Speaker 1 I mean, who does it rank? 28:08 Speaker 1 But then I think he's a gooner. 28:09 Speaker 1 Like, he knows all born stars and stuff like that. 28:11 Speaker 1 Oh. 28:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 28:12 Speaker 1 Like, Guna just means you're like wacking off all the time, Chuck. 28:14 Speaker 1 You know, 13 years old. 28:15 Speaker 1 I never heard that. 28:17 Speaker 1 He's trying to go ask you something. 28:19 Speaker 1 What's a Guner? 28:20 Speaker 1 What's a Guner? 28:21 Speaker 1 I don't know. 28:22 Speaker 1 Will he call me a Guner? 28:23 Speaker 1 I don't know what that means. 28:24 Speaker 1 No, but Guna's like a guy who loves like, why, on Sarah, it's like, you know, just. 28:31 Speaker 1 Wow. 28:32 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 28:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 28:34 Speaker 1 Pretty much like, you know, like, like 13 year olds. 28:35 Speaker 1 I talked about the other day. 28:36 Speaker 1 He had, he asked me like Katy Perry or Lady Gaga. 28:38 Speaker 1 And I told him it was hard because at that time, that's who started. 28:42 Speaker 1 the wackin' off to is those two ladies at the same time. 28:44 Speaker 1 You know, they were great. 28:46 Speaker 1 I mean, well, I had them in the spank bank for a long time 28:48 Speaker 1 and you know, sometimes they phase out, they move out, 28:51 Speaker 1 but they do give some in. 28:52 Speaker 1 So it's okay, everything's cool. 28:54 Speaker 1 I love a goona that one. 28:56 Speaker 1 You know what, someone who's not afraid to be like, 28:58 Speaker 1 yeah, I fucking love jacking off, you know? 29:01 Speaker 1 So do you find it more attractive if they say like, 29:04 Speaker 1 they jack up to you like 75% of the time? 29:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, obviously. 29:07 Speaker 1 Oh my God, we don't want to wind it off some of that. 29:09 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I think it's amazing. 29:11 Speaker 1 It's just like, I love people who are honest. 29:15 Speaker 1 I can't deal with people only then watch more 29:17 Speaker 1 than they want to say. 29:19 Speaker 1 You're lying. 29:20 Speaker 1 Like you are lying. 29:21 Speaker 1 It's like when I always go, oh, do we in the pool? 29:24 Speaker 1 And like I can talk at the kind of person 29:26 Speaker 1 they have to say yes or no, 29:27 Speaker 1 because everyone pees in the pool. 29:28 Speaker 1 So if you say no, you're just a liar. 29:31 Speaker 1 Oh, yes. 29:32 Speaker 1 So really that actually brings up a good question 29:34 Speaker 1 because with you, obviously now you're pretty well known 29:38 Speaker 1 across the world. 29:38 Speaker 1 I think you're, you know, you're like a, 29:40 Speaker 1 you're like a footballer, right? 29:41 Speaker 1 You're like Christiana Ronaldo or Messi. 29:43 Speaker 1 I mean, you might go to Thailand and people are like, 29:45 Speaker 1 oh my God, does it bother you and people that recognize you, 29:49 Speaker 1 walk up and they're like, hey, can I get a picture? 29:51 Speaker 1 Can I get an autograph or whatever? 29:52 Speaker 1 Or are you okay with fans walking up and introducing themselves? 29:56 Speaker 1 What is your vibe on that? 29:57 Speaker 1 I love it. 29:58 Speaker 1 I also think it's a nice representation of my success 30:02 Speaker 1 because in my world, the best thing you can do 30:06 Speaker 1 is have the most amount of people 30:08 Speaker 1 like, jacking off to your videos. 30:10 Speaker 1 So like, why would I like not encourage it? 30:13 Speaker 1 Like, please, you know, I love it. 30:15 Speaker 1 And especially when someone's like, I love your videos. 30:17 Speaker 1 Like, I'm a number one fan. 30:19 Speaker 1 I'm just like, hell yeah. 30:20 Speaker 1 Like, this guy's got good taste. 30:22 Speaker 1 What percentage do you have a lot of women come up to you 30:25 Speaker 1 also saying like, I love watching your videos, 30:27 Speaker 1 me and my boyfriend watch them all the time? 30:29 Speaker 1 I would say like 10%, 20%. 30:33 Speaker 1 Oh, really? Wow. 30:33 Speaker 1 That's really high. 30:35 Speaker 1 It is. It is. 30:36 Speaker 1 So when you know like when it do's looking at you obviously he's whacking off when a girl's doing it 30:40 Speaker 1 Is she like copying what you're doing in the video is like a tutorial video or something? 30:44 Speaker 1 I think it's rather a couple because I do have couples come up to me 30:47 Speaker 1 Or like I do some like get ready with me's on TikTok 30:51 Speaker 1 So if I just sit and try in front the camera and I think that that might be more like my female audience from that not necessarily my porn 30:58 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, that makes more sense like there's like oh I love this girl. Oh my gosh. She's naked all the time also 31:02 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:03 Speaker 1 Good. 31:04 Speaker 1 It's a good idea. 31:05 Speaker 1 But I got, you got anything else I got one more thing I want to bring up to for a letter 31:09 Speaker 1 out of here. 31:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, Lily, before we get a job to hear last question, do you have what's next? 31:14 Speaker 1 What's next on your plan? 31:15 Speaker 1 I'm sure you got something coming up. 31:17 Speaker 1 Is there anything you want to let people know? 31:18 Speaker 1 A big fat glory hole. 31:20 Speaker 1 I want it like, I'm having one like frog style. 31:23 Speaker 1 Like I want to, I want it to feel like you're in like Europe and you're in some like dirty 31:28 Speaker 1 that were like back alley kind of vibe. 31:30 Speaker 1 And it's just like, you don't really know 31:32 Speaker 1 if you fucking a six year old man 31:34 Speaker 1 or like a 30 year old woman, you know. 31:36 Speaker 1 And it's like, whoa, obviously it's me. 31:38 Speaker 1 So. 31:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got a perfect basement for that. 31:40 Speaker 1 But I say this wall behind us. 31:41 Speaker 1 And as many holes on the wall as you want, 31:44 Speaker 1 the basement is kind of like, ew, what's going on down here? 31:47 Speaker 1 That's the vibe you're looking for. 31:48 Speaker 1 And Brandon's not married. 31:49 Speaker 1 Brandon's not married. 31:50 Speaker 1 And you know, there are things that people have done dumber 31:52 Speaker 1 than getting married for a visa, Lily. 31:54 Speaker 1 So if you need to shoot here for an extended time, 31:57 Speaker 1 I can tell you, Brandon would totally, 31:59 Speaker 1 he would totally marry you just for a visa 32:02 Speaker 1 and content for the show. 32:04 Speaker 1 I'm a fan of the challenge that you won't for it. 32:06 Speaker 1 I think, I think, not a monetarily gain. 32:10 Speaker 1 I think we just need to do, 32:11 Speaker 1 I don't really want to do like a bunch of sex videos. 32:13 Speaker 1 I'm not a porn star, you know, 32:14 Speaker 1 and sometimes it gets real small and everything 32:16 Speaker 1 in this bowl. 32:17 Speaker 1 But I think we do vlog styles around here in Atlanta. 32:20 Speaker 1 We can travel, you know, obviously we're gonna be 32:22 Speaker 1 traveling on your dime probably 32:24 Speaker 1 because I don't have as much money as you. 32:25 Speaker 1 But yeah, I'll marry in a heartbeat. 32:27 Speaker 1 We can go Australia, see your boyfriend. 32:29 Speaker 1 We can travel the world. 32:30 Speaker 1 I'll do the podcast on the plane. 32:31 Speaker 1 It's fine. 32:32 Speaker 1 We can do whatever. 32:33 Speaker 1 That's cool. 32:34 Speaker 1 So why did you tell her it's? 32:37 Speaker 1 When it gets cold, you know, I'm definitely a grower, 32:40 Speaker 1 not a show. 32:40 Speaker 1 I'll tell you what I'm saying. 32:41 Speaker 1 Like I said, I like it on a scar. 32:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:44 Speaker 1 Don't tell me it's big. 32:46 Speaker 1 And then me pull out and it'd be like average or small. 32:48 Speaker 1 Cause like then again, it's like, you'd rather, 32:51 Speaker 1 I always like to understand myself than oversell myself. 32:53 Speaker 1 then they're like way more happy and surprised when like it actually is big. 32:58 Speaker 1 Exactly. That's why I'm... Brandon, I didn't want to ask this question, but now she... I'm sorry, 33:03 Speaker 1 just for the listeners. So when you say average or small, can you explain to everybody, I mean, 33:08 Speaker 1 you're kind of a professional in this situation, what would you say is small? 33:12 Speaker 1 So, I mean, at the end of the day, I got statistics. I think it's 5.5 inches in English average. 33:21 Speaker 1 You said that's average or small? 33:24 Speaker 1 That's average. 33:25 Speaker 1 Okay, all right. 33:26 Speaker 1 This is hard, alright. 33:28 Speaker 1 And then obviously anything below that is below average. 33:31 Speaker 1 But I don't really like, I mean, 33:32 Speaker 1 I guess I don't like to use the word small 33:34 Speaker 1 because it comes with negative connotations. 33:36 Speaker 1 Because at the end of the day, 33:38 Speaker 1 it's not the size, it's emotionally ocean. 33:41 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen like a one-incher? 33:43 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah, I have my crown. 33:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, fun-sized Kit-Kats, people love them. 33:48 Speaker 1 You know, they're like delicious. 33:51 Speaker 1 I also love doing it with guys who are like authentic and like it's nice to show different body shapes 33:57 Speaker 1 Especially for the guys watching, you know, you'll probably relate if you you know, I know what it's called 34:03 Speaker 1 She's talking to you dude 34:08 Speaker 1 I swear to God if Michael Germany clips that part right there. I want to kill 34:13 Speaker 1 No, but I agree with you 34:14 Speaker 1 You know, that's why I play the dumb redneck that doesn't know anything and that's why all the lawsuits go to chuckle 34:19 Speaker 1 Every time we get sued, all the lawsuits go to him 34:21 Speaker 1 because they think, I'm just this retarded kid 34:23 Speaker 1 and he's like my handler or something like that. 34:25 Speaker 1 I don't have to worry about anything. 34:27 Speaker 1 All right, last thing we're gonna let you out of here, 34:28 Speaker 1 Lily, I had an idea last night 34:30 Speaker 1 when I was about seven Budlights Deep. 34:32 Speaker 1 I thought, all right, hear me out before you shoot it down. 34:34 Speaker 1 What if you sent us five exclusive pictures? 34:38 Speaker 1 Like you're not gonna post them anywhere. 34:40 Speaker 1 And we start our own OnlyFans 34:42 Speaker 1 and all the money that goes to that OnlyFans. 34:45 Speaker 1 We take that money and we go buy stuff for kids 34:47 Speaker 1 at Children's Healthcare of Atlanta. 34:48 Speaker 1 Now obviously we can't tell where the money came from. 34:50 Speaker 1 We can't be like, oh, Lilly, like look at these pictures. 34:52 Speaker 1 Or we could do like a calendar or something like that, 34:54 Speaker 1 but I figured we could get a- 34:54 Speaker 1 I was super down for that 100%. 34:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, text read about it. 34:59 Speaker 1 I'll hunt you that guy on that. 35:00 Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah. 35:01 Speaker 1 I was just thinking maybe we get some other people in. 35:03 Speaker 1 We start like a calendar or just like a bully fans account 35:06 Speaker 1 and then all that. 35:07 Speaker 1 And then you can write it off too. 35:08 Speaker 1 You'd be like, these pictures are technically worth 100,000. 35:10 Speaker 1 You just write that motherfucker off. 35:11 Speaker 1 And then we take that money and we push it towards, you know, 35:14 Speaker 1 helping kids out in hospitals. 35:15 Speaker 1 Cause I was there for like a week 35:16 Speaker 1 when I broke my leg riding a homemade dirt bike. 35:18 Speaker 1 It's a tough idea, but I was there for a while. 35:20 Speaker 1 They had a hot nurse there. 35:22 Speaker 1 They got beautiful nurses. 35:23 Speaker 1 It was just great. 35:24 Speaker 1 I'm so down to that 100%. 35:27 Speaker 1 I'm in. 35:27 Speaker 1 Awesome. 35:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll be in touch with Jayden and everything. 35:29 Speaker 1 We really appreciate you coming on, Lily, 35:31 Speaker 1 and having all this time with us. 35:32 Speaker 1 It was a fun time. 35:33 Speaker 1 I hope you had a good time. 35:34 Speaker 1 I'm dead notes. 35:35 Speaker 1 The dump rednecks down here in the south, 35:37 Speaker 1 or technically Chuck's from Michigan, 35:38 Speaker 1 either Northern guy, Trans, or what. 35:40 Speaker 1 And Lily just because my wife's going to watch this. 35:42 Speaker 1 So I absolutely, I could not stand this interview at all. 35:44 Speaker 1 This was terrible. 35:46 Speaker 1 So there you go. 35:47 Speaker 1 Chuck's I'm gonna go wash my hands. 35:48 Speaker 1 So. 35:48 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 35:51 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 35:52 Speaker 1 Listen, I'm sorry. 35:53 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 35:53 Speaker 1 No, no, it's just going to say thank you so much for your time and your energy and stuff 35:57 Speaker 1 like that. 35:58 Speaker 1 It's been amazing. 35:59 Speaker 1 Awesome. 35:59 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 36:00 Speaker 1 If you got anyone else in the industry or anybody else, you know, they think we'd have 36:03 Speaker 1 a good time on the show. 36:04 Speaker 1 You just send them our way and we'll have them all. 36:05 Speaker 1 We really appreciate it. 36:06 Speaker 1 I was swinging me away. 36:07 Speaker 1 Thank you so much. 36:08 Speaker 1 Awesome. 36:09 Speaker 1 Thank you. 36:10 Speaker 1 Lily. 36:11 Speaker 1 We'll see you later. 36:12 Speaker 1 Bye. 36:13 Speaker 1 I like how you tried to freaking impress her. 36:15 Speaker 1 We're like yeah, I broke my leg when I built a homemade dirt back. Yeah, it's a big deal 36:19 Speaker 1 I'm kind of a tough guy, you know I'm saying like come on, dude. She might marry you though 36:24 Speaker 1 I'm thinking I think and I will uh I could definitely marry her because if we ever got to force I'd get a lot of money out of it 36:30 Speaker 1 I don't think her attorneys would let that happen, but I will say 36:34 Speaker 1 She's way cooler than I thought she was gonna be what you talk about attorneys 36:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm I'm at Manny draft at the prenup until she blows him and he's like oh yeah, what's going on here? 36:42 Speaker 1 I'm the fuck is Joe Joe. I'm on guard. Are you all really ever fucking real? Yeah, so is Lily Phillips. You just missed her 36:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, son of a bitch. I 36:53 Speaker 1 Just kidding dude. I know who you are, but we appreciate you coming in here 36:56 Speaker 1 All right, this is gonna get a little weird because we're just gonna act like this. We're gonna end this 37:00 Speaker 1 Well, why are you why are you saying that? Why don't we get into dumb news and we'll do the intro will just save 10 minutes? 37:06 Speaker 1 We got 15 minutes to go 37:08 Speaker 1 We're just gonna do like the intro 37:10 Speaker 1 I just got to be really fucking hard. 37:12 Speaker 1 We're going to do this backwards. 37:13 Speaker 1 All right. 37:14 Speaker 1 You can do. 37:15 Speaker 1 She wanted to come on at a certain time. 37:17 Speaker 1 I know. 37:17 Speaker 1 But I was going to do like the intro. 37:18 Speaker 1 And then we're going to have her hop in. 37:20 Speaker 1 And then we're going to end it right here. 37:21 Speaker 1 And then start the intro back. 37:22 Speaker 1 OK, well, the problem is I can't talk about what 37:24 Speaker 1 I want to talk about with you if we're doing the intro, 37:25 Speaker 1 because we haven't done the interview yet. 37:27 Speaker 1 OK, all right. 37:27 Speaker 1 All right. 37:28 Speaker 1 We appreciate everybody. 37:31 Speaker 1 Look, Jomon, Gardee. 37:33 Speaker 1 We're just going to pause right here for a second at 35 minutes. 37:36 Speaker 1 And we're just going to start the intro like it's new. 37:38 Speaker 1 We're gonna hop into the interview and then we're gonna do the last like 20 minutes, okay 37:43 Speaker 1 My hot and bothered over I'm sweating. That was fun. I enjoyed that 37:49 Speaker 1 We're actually not gonna hit a German guard. All right, we're changing things up, but all right 37:53 Speaker 1 We appreciate it, but listen in so you guys think from get on out of here 38:00 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see tomorrow, but I'm so stop stop stop. Oh, we're still recording. Yes 38:05 Speaker 1 I'm so lost on where we are. We're gonna have like two endings. We're gonna have like two 38:16 Speaker 1 intros. I don't know what's going on, but I really enjoyed it. That was a fun time. Was it not? 38:19 Speaker 1 Oh my God. Yes. Yeah. Like I said, she know, I was very, I was very impressed with how good of an 38:28 Speaker 1 interviewee she is. Her energy is very good. She answered all the questions. She actually offered 38:34 Speaker 1 more information and what's good about that when you have an interviewee that offers you more information. 38:38 Speaker 1 Sometimes the interviewer offers more information and do when you told her that sometimes you're we we small. 38:45 Speaker 1 I've never like immediately dude. I'm just like oh my God. 38:50 Speaker 1 Why would you tell her that and she found it in dear like she thought you were cute. 38:55 Speaker 1 I guarantee you you have a chance of Lily Phillips right now. 38:58 Speaker 1 Did you see after our total out small my winter get some time sir nipples got hard. 39:01 Speaker 1 Did you see that she won't wear an a brawl either. 39:03 Speaker 1 I wasn't looking, she wasn't. 39:05 Speaker 1 No, uh-uh. 39:05 Speaker 1 I don't take attention to that kind of stuff. 39:07 Speaker 1 I'll have to review the footage. 39:09 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 39:11 Speaker 1 But no, I like that. 39:13 Speaker 1 And I liked how she, like the, dude, 39:16 Speaker 1 when she was talking about like male penis size, 39:19 Speaker 1 and then she talked about micro-penises, 39:20 Speaker 1 like that's crazy. 39:21 Speaker 1 So she does it all, but she's like, she owns it. 39:25 Speaker 1 I mean, you can't get mad at her for that. 39:26 Speaker 1 I forgot to ask the stupid baptism question. 39:29 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, uh, baptism come. 39:32 Speaker 1 No, she was baptized in December and there was this whole uproar in England about her getting baptized. 39:37 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, like I said, I'm sure England was like killer. That's why she's got a living in museums. 39:41 Speaker 1 No one can find out where she is. But no, I think it's she was a great interview. It was really awesome. 39:46 Speaker 1 I enjoyed it. Hopefully we can get more of her friends on. That'd be fun. 39:49 Speaker 1 And like I think the only fans thing like we started our own. 39:53 Speaker 1 I think that would work well with like a charity and everything. 39:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. Explain explain this to me because I kind of get what you're going for. 39:58 Speaker 1 But you're talking about a calendar. Like calendars don't sell. 40:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, you could do more like a, what I was thinking was you could do like a full on, you 40:06 Speaker 1 know, hot nudity, vagina lip spread, tits, everything like that. 40:11 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 40:12 Speaker 1 And that way, not on a calendar on OnlyFans. 40:15 Speaker 1 But I was thinking about we were working into some way where you get a calendar also, but 40:19 Speaker 1 it's not them naked. 40:20 Speaker 1 So that way your wife just thinks you're paying for a calendar that just got hot chicks instead 40:23 Speaker 1 of seeing a bunch of OnlyFans models that are full frontal nudity. 40:27 Speaker 1 So you're saying like you so your theory and this is something that Lily just said that she would be on board with 40:32 Speaker 1 We're on gander. I hit her up on Instagram 40:35 Speaker 1 I got a lot of followers on there so she was like hell yeah, but we appreciate you hopping in and being a new listener for sure 40:39 Speaker 1 Okay, so with with the with the idea 40:42 Speaker 1 So you're thinking and I don't think this has ever been done 40:45 Speaker 1 But you're talking about an only fans page 40:47 Speaker 1 That you start on behalf of the show, which is a charity and you have these only fan models like Lily Phillips 40:55 Speaker 1 who I think what she's, she's top, she's got to be top 10 in the world. 40:58 Speaker 1 I would say so. Yeah. Yeah. 40:59 Speaker 1 And you have models like that that agree to provide you content to post on that page. 41:06 Speaker 1 And it only goes on that only fans page. 41:09 Speaker 1 So every day people don't know who or what model they're going to get. 41:13 Speaker 1 But that is that is all for charity. 41:14 Speaker 1 So if you if you subscribe to that only fans, 41:16 Speaker 1 all that money goes to the Children's Healthcare of Atlanta, 41:19 Speaker 1 which we could never tell them. Yeah. 41:21 Speaker 1 That's where the money's coming. 41:25 Speaker 1 I see it now Brandon's like, hey, so I, you know, I was in the porn business and then I decided I want to be in the charity business. 41:31 Speaker 1 So now I just make these ladies give it to me for free and I'm making a lot of money for the children. You know what I'm saying? 41:37 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, it's terrible, but it's kind of like using and I'm not saying it's the devil's work. It's kind of using bad for good. 41:43 Speaker 1 And I'm not saying I don't want to say that, but you know what I mean? 41:46 Speaker 1 We're like Robin Hood. We just take the pussy and give kids hope and freedom, you know, give them faith that they're going to live and give them cool stuff. 41:53 Speaker 1 But I would tell you I'm not I'm not Robin Hood Brandon is Robin Hood if anybody if anybody's listening to this I'm more of like 41:59 Speaker 1 Friar tuck okay he's just there he's just writing everything down 42:04 Speaker 1 He's just holding the camera all right 42:07 Speaker 1 No, I would tell you but if this shit gets out like let's say let's just say like in four months 42:11 Speaker 1 We've donated like I don't know like 50,000 that children's health care for land 42:14 Speaker 1 I wanted to like a segment on us the AJC like you guys get this money by well actually we got a lot of pussies 42:21 Speaker 1 We've been posting man a lot of tits and plus and everything but you can't find them anywhere except for our only fans man 42:27 Speaker 1 You got to go over here subscribe and you get access to all of them and what the exclusive thing is 42:32 Speaker 1 She could promote it as well like hey guys 42:34 Speaker 1 I got some exclusive pictures going up on the daily dose show only fans and then we get they're like who the fuck's the daily 42:40 Speaker 1 Dojo like this guy, Dorman Gander. He's like who the fuck are you guys? 42:43 Speaker 1 I just saw Lily Phillips on here and I just joined in so 42:45 Speaker 1 That's gonna be the same thing. It's gonna be the same exact thing with the only fans. Who's the Daily Dojo? 42:53 Speaker 1 They're gonna go listen to us and then be like, well these guys are fucking hilarious. 42:56 Speaker 1 I would love to give them five dollars to see all these actresses, porn stars, tits and vaginas. 43:00 Speaker 1 That'd be awesome. That'd be great. 43:01 Speaker 1 Or we could have the girls not do sexual content and then we could just make it fun. 43:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're not gonna make any money off that. 43:07 Speaker 1 You don't think people like want to see like right now. 43:11 Speaker 1 right now, people that watch, you know, pornography or whatever, 43:14 Speaker 1 and they're a Lily Phillips fan through her work. 43:18 Speaker 1 They see her like this. 43:20 Speaker 1 This makes her way more attractive and endearing. 43:23 Speaker 1 When you talk to her and you get to know her and you realize she's funny and she's cool. 43:26 Speaker 1 I'm not saying I think that. 43:28 Speaker 1 But yeah, but going back to the thing we talked about a while ago, 43:31 Speaker 1 that's why movie tits are better because you know, it's not full front 43:34 Speaker 1 on duty at the beginning. 43:35 Speaker 1 You're just waiting for Jennifer Lawrence tits to fall out. 43:37 Speaker 1 You know, same thing with Lily Phillips that you're washing her right now. 43:39 Speaker 1 And you're like, damn, that was actually pretty entertaining and funny. 43:42 Speaker 1 Let me go look up on Reddit and jack off for 10 hours. 43:44 Speaker 1 Did you did you did you think at any point during that interview, she was 43:47 Speaker 1 going to take her shirt off? 43:49 Speaker 1 Uh, no, because I think she knew we were like recording and live. 43:52 Speaker 1 I mean, she could have done the whole interview naked. 43:54 Speaker 1 We could have just like blurred out the tits. 43:56 Speaker 1 That when she when she told you that she she would have been naked right now 44:01 Speaker 1 because she enjoys just being naked all the time. 44:03 Speaker 1 I was so concerned. 44:04 Speaker 1 She was going to take her top off. 44:06 Speaker 1 Like we should have just started playing. 44:07 Speaker 1 We should have done that. 44:07 Speaker 1 like strip poker almost. Wow. I had to leave the cameras. Daddy pigs got to leave daddy pigs 44:13 Speaker 1 getting a chubby. No, no, because it's funny. She takes her top off and mine. My camera 44:19 Speaker 1 just goes black and I'm like still here guys, but I'm not looking. 44:22 Speaker 1 I'm standing in front of his computer with his wiener out. No. Oh, yeah, I'm sure a lot 44:31 Speaker 1 of your wives will love this one. But she was a good lady. She was a good girl. That was 44:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm glad you asked the Bonnie Blue thing because like she said, I mean, because, you know, the beef allegedly and I'm not, I don't want to say Simon Miller's name again. 44:41 Speaker 1 What he told me was they did like a video together and it caused all kinds of controversy because they're both trying to get to the hundred dudes in one day. 44:50 Speaker 1 So, Lily, did you notice what she said she's what she's known for? 44:54 Speaker 1 101 dudes. 101, which I think is where some of that animosity comes to comes from because Bonnie, obviously, I don't know if Bonnie was the first one to 100. 45:04 Speaker 1 I don't know if they were like racing to a hundred. 45:06 Speaker 1 I don't know how that worked, 45:07 Speaker 1 but Lily definitely advertised as 101, meaning I beat her. 45:12 Speaker 1 So- 45:13 Speaker 1 Top spot, top record. 45:14 Speaker 1 Oh, I should have told her about I'm the cream pie king. 45:17 Speaker 1 She would have loved that. 45:18 Speaker 1 Oh, she would have loved that. 45:19 Speaker 1 I had a bunch of 10 year olds cream pie me in the face. 45:22 Speaker 1 And it was just- 45:22 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 45:23 Speaker 1 All right. 45:24 Speaker 1 Can we explain that the pies, it was, it was pie, 45:27 Speaker 1 whipped cream pies. 45:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, cream pies to the face. 45:30 Speaker 1 That's like a, I have the world record. 45:32 Speaker 1 And I might have to go over there and visit her. 45:34 Speaker 1 Guinness wore records of Europe and claimed my time. 45:37 Speaker 1 It's not Guinness. 45:38 Speaker 1 Remember it was, oh, what was it? 45:40 Speaker 1 It was some stupid, but it was in England, 45:42 Speaker 1 but they wanted you to go to Barcelona to claim your trophy 45:46 Speaker 1 and they present it with you. 45:47 Speaker 1 But either you had to go there 45:48 Speaker 1 or you had to pay for them to come here. 45:49 Speaker 1 It was like $10,000 to get your trophy. 45:51 Speaker 1 It's fucking retarded. 45:52 Speaker 1 So watch out. 45:53 Speaker 1 We're still over there on a shelf somewhere. 45:54 Speaker 1 Look, Dormant Gander, he said, 45:55 Speaker 1 I was looking for gold. 45:57 Speaker 1 I found diamonds. 45:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's everybody's pretty much what they say 46:00 Speaker 1 when they finally find the show. 46:01 Speaker 1 They're like, this is the best thing ever. 46:02 Speaker 1 Brother, we've got over 370 episodes. 46:05 Speaker 1 So you can go check it out. 46:07 Speaker 1 We really appreciate it. 46:08 Speaker 1 It's a, I didn't even have anything else planned 46:11 Speaker 1 for this, honestly. 46:11 Speaker 1 I just was thinking about Lily Phillips. 46:12 Speaker 1 So we can just talk about porn stars 46:14 Speaker 1 from the next being met. 46:15 Speaker 1 I'm watching. 46:16 Speaker 1 No, because I think, you know, 46:19 Speaker 1 because we tried to set Lily's been on the docket 46:21 Speaker 1 for a long time. 46:22 Speaker 1 That's why I had all my notes and all my research here. 46:24 Speaker 1 Cause it was like, you know, 46:25 Speaker 1 this is gonna be a great interview. 46:27 Speaker 1 And it's, and she's a household name. 46:28 Speaker 1 I mean, people want to admit it, 46:31 Speaker 1 but even me, I'm not one of those dudes, 46:33 Speaker 1 and I swear to God, I'm not lying, okay? 46:35 Speaker 1 I know you think I'm a lion, 46:37 Speaker 1 I'm not one of those dudes that get on Pornhub 46:38 Speaker 1 and all this stuff, and I mean, 46:40 Speaker 1 I'm in a pretty sexually happy marriage, 46:43 Speaker 1 so I don't do that. 46:44 Speaker 1 You're just talking about how you had to pay your wife 46:45 Speaker 1 for blow jobs and anal sex two days ago. 46:47 Speaker 1 I didn't say I had to, 46:48 Speaker 1 I said we were trying to put a price on it with friends, okay? 46:52 Speaker 1 So anyway, my point is, she's a household name, 46:57 Speaker 1 like Jenna Jamison is a household name. 47:01 Speaker 1 Mia Khalifa is a household name. 47:03 Speaker 1 Who's another porn star? 47:05 Speaker 1 Even if you don't want to go on porn. 47:06 Speaker 1 Riley Reid, Brandy Love. 47:09 Speaker 1 Now you're going down that dark hole 47:11 Speaker 1 that you go down to a lot. 47:13 Speaker 1 No, Brandy, I inject out the Brandy Love in a while. 47:15 Speaker 1 She was big back in today for sure. 47:17 Speaker 1 She's the most with the big tits. 47:19 Speaker 1 Isn't she the one that said she was like gonna rally for Trump? 47:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, I go, yeah. 47:26 Speaker 1 I don't get it. 47:27 Speaker 1 But either way, I do think she was a sweet gal. 47:29 Speaker 1 I'm excited about what she's gonna do. 47:30 Speaker 1 And I really do think you need to say in contact with her to set something up. 47:34 Speaker 1 Because dude, when you said you would marry her for a visa, she asked how much she 47:38 Speaker 1 didn't even blink an eye. 47:39 Speaker 1 This chick does not play. 47:41 Speaker 1 All right. 47:41 Speaker 1 You know, when Lily Phillips says she's going to do something, she does it. 47:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:45 Speaker 1 And she said to hit up Trump, like I said, we, I got connections to Trump. 47:48 Speaker 1 All right. 47:48 Speaker 1 So we can talk to him, uh, boat, ludin. 47:51 Speaker 1 I know Bo, his mom is, uh, she's just something with the White House. 47:54 Speaker 1 He's always hanging out with Trump. 47:56 Speaker 1 So I think we can definitely get her a visa if she marries me. 47:58 Speaker 1 there's not going to be any problem whatsoever. 48:00 Speaker 1 Getting here over here to America and live here. 48:02 Speaker 1 Trump next dream yet. 48:03 Speaker 1 Jordan, maybe we'll try to get him on. 48:05 Speaker 1 No, dude. 48:05 Speaker 1 She's not going. 48:06 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't think you have to go that far. 48:07 Speaker 1 I think remember how much I told you 48:09 Speaker 1 it is to smuggling a Mexican from Mexico. 48:12 Speaker 1 10,000? 48:13 Speaker 1 10,000 ahead. 48:14 Speaker 1 OK. 48:14 Speaker 1 Now you don't want to smuggle in big families. 48:16 Speaker 1 Just saying it's more risk or more reward, more risk. 48:20 Speaker 1 But you just from muggling one, you're good. 48:21 Speaker 1 10k. 48:22 Speaker 1 I guarantee you she and which one's more, which one's more illegal? 48:25 Speaker 1 smuggling in an illegal immigrant from Mexico, who's Mexican, who's 48:30 Speaker 1 married to somebody that's already here illegally here, or marrying 48:34 Speaker 1 Lily Phillips for the wrong reason, meaning you get the content. 48:37 Speaker 1 She gets the visa, which one's more illegal? 48:40 Speaker 1 Uh, probably the Mexican one. 48:41 Speaker 1 But like I said, I mean, personally with me is like, you know, I'm, I'm not 48:43 Speaker 1 trying to get married anytime soon or anything, folks on the show, making 48:47 Speaker 1 money, do whatever, you know, trying to retire by 30, whatever possible to get 48:50 Speaker 1 me there. 48:51 Speaker 1 But I think what they feel is might be, I think this is a good plan for me 48:54 Speaker 1 and her. I just traveled the world with her. We just, I was just record on her jet or whatnot. 48:58 Speaker 1 And I just, you know, I can film, you know, I don't really quit my penis on camera. 49:01 Speaker 1 But quid pro quo, baby. Okay. So that's my question. Let's say, let's say, because I mean, 49:06 Speaker 1 Lily, she's probably already reached out to you. I mean, she's, she's, she's in. 49:10 Speaker 1 Let's say Lily reaches out to you and she's like, look, you're a funny guy. You got the show. 49:14 Speaker 1 I think you're a good dude. Let's do this. And it's all about quid pro quo, meaning she 49:20 Speaker 1 If you marry her, she gets the visa. 49:22 Speaker 1 She marries you. 49:23 Speaker 1 You get to get the content and film 49:25 Speaker 1 and you're the guy that's gonna be reported. 49:28 Speaker 1 The next day, married Lily Phillips. 49:30 Speaker 1 Which means Brandon's life changes over her. 49:32 Speaker 1 I know, right? 49:33 Speaker 1 We're gonna blow the fuck up. 49:35 Speaker 1 So let's say that happened. 49:37 Speaker 1 You guys are married. 49:39 Speaker 1 You go on, you know, I think you gotta go on a date or two 49:41 Speaker 1 just so the customs rice doesn't get on you, 49:44 Speaker 1 you know what I mean? 49:44 Speaker 1 You gotta make it look real. 49:45 Speaker 1 Like you're gonna take her out. 49:46 Speaker 1 We'll go to the varsity in the magic city. 49:48 Speaker 1 He'll take her to that little restaurant in Noonan, you know. 49:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49:51 Speaker 1 Get a good burger. 49:52 Speaker 1 So then she says, I've got work tomorrow. 49:56 Speaker 1 And I really appreciate it if you were there just because you're my husband 50:00 Speaker 1 and I want the support and you got to go. 50:04 Speaker 1 And you got. 50:06 Speaker 1 It's like, oh, the Osborne. 50:08 Speaker 1 And you got to sit there in the corner, right? 50:10 Speaker 1 And she's like, Brandon, can you bring me the hand sanitizer and condoms? 50:15 Speaker 1 And you're like, yes, honey, because you still got to play it up. 50:18 Speaker 1 So now you're stuck in a room and you started down 101 so now you're gonna be there 50:22 Speaker 1 I think she said a thousand I don't know the glory whole thing now. You're there 50:26 Speaker 1 You're there for that, but you don't want to participate in it, but technically she's your wife 50:31 Speaker 1 I mean do you have any feelings that come up at that point and feel bad and like depressed? 50:36 Speaker 1 No, I'm gonna be filling my pockets in there. We're gonna be fat as fuck. I'm gonna take as many dicks 50:42 Speaker 1 You need to sweetheart whatever you need to get to get job done 50:44 Speaker 1 And then we're gonna go see her boyfriend in Australia 50:46 Speaker 1 You know, I might have to end up married to a porn star and a dude 50:56 Speaker 1 I can't one day ten years down the road like it's all over. She's she's an actual US citizen, right? 51:02 Speaker 1 You guys got an amicable divorce 51:04 Speaker 1 Everything's good. You meet the love of your life, right? 51:07 Speaker 1 And you guys go out to dinner and she's like is there anything you need to tell me and you go well 51:12 Speaker 1 I married a porn star 51:14 Speaker 1 Then I had to marry your boyfriend 51:16 Speaker 1 Then I had to move to Utah because well the Mormon religion are the only ones that allow that 51:21 Speaker 1 So I became Mormon and 51:25 Speaker 1 And I ended up becoming a Scientologist just because I had to get out of Mormonism, okay 51:30 Speaker 1 But I will I love you and I think this will work. I don't think any woman will be okay with that 51:35 Speaker 1 I think they're marrying a porn star ruins it for you 51:37 Speaker 1 Uh, I think some girls would find it hot 51:39 Speaker 1 I mean I would tell her I didn't bang them didn't bang her cuz I think the only way she bangs somebody that's not her boyfriend 51:43 Speaker 1 if it's on camera, she posted. 51:45 Speaker 1 And I don't want my wiener all over the place. 51:47 Speaker 1 Would you, I mean, and I'm not, I mean, again, 51:48 Speaker 1 I'm gonna preface this with, 51:50 Speaker 1 I think Lily was a really genuinely sweet person. 51:53 Speaker 1 I think she's a very nice person. 51:54 Speaker 1 I don't care what she does. 51:56 Speaker 1 I have no, I don't care, right? 51:58 Speaker 1 But there's a big buddy here. 52:01 Speaker 1 How, what kind of, what kind of man can marry or date a woman 52:09 Speaker 1 that is not only in that industry, 52:11 Speaker 1 but does it the way she does it? 52:13 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, she, she straight up said she was the queen slag. 52:15 Speaker 1 I believe she called herself. 52:17 Speaker 1 I mean, she says like I am the top of this. 52:22 Speaker 1 That, that dude's got to be, I don't know, either mentally ill or just really 52:27 Speaker 1 confident. 52:29 Speaker 1 Uh, I think he wants the same thing as me, like just to get the attached to it and 52:32 Speaker 1 just make content, like not sexual content, but just like around town content 52:36 Speaker 1 and whatnot and just vlogging and stuff like that. 52:38 Speaker 1 Because with her, I mean, we could go to any, uh, streamers house, any, 52:41 Speaker 1 anywhere, anything. I could be like, not our handler, but like her, her, her hangout. Like it's me, her, Jade, which is her assistant and her boyfriend. 52:50 Speaker 1 You're her husband. Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying, the thing, the problem with the Australian boyfriend is she don't want to live in Australia. She wants to live in the States. So I'm her ticket right here. And she was with Nelk and Drake the other day, but they're all Canadian. They're not you a citizen. So that's a problem right there. So I think I'm the only option that, you know, I will marry her just to get a little bit of a little bit of a deal. 53:11 Speaker 1 her US visa citizenship. And then also, you know, I just get to travel the world with her 53:17 Speaker 1 and watch your watch your watch your guys who's her boyfriend. You do that research 53:20 Speaker 1 real quick. Just type in Lily Phillips boyfriend. I'm doing it. But it's a slippery slope brother 53:28 Speaker 1 slippery slope, man. Those things pop up stuff pops up on my phone. His name Sam. Oh, see, 53:35 Speaker 1 He's not getting any money. What does he do? Uh, fully supportive of her. I think he just 53:42 Speaker 1 supports her career. I don't think he does anything. He doesn't have, he doesn't have 53:46 Speaker 1 like a YouTube or I'm sorry, like a podcast or he's not only fans himself or anything. 53:52 Speaker 1 I don't think so. This right here says adult star Lily Phillips turns heads with marriage 54:00 Speaker 1 about as boyfriend break silence on her job. I'm proud. So they're not married yet. And 54:05 Speaker 1 like I said, I'm cool with them banging and I don't care. 54:08 Speaker 1 You know, so she if she told you she said Brandon, I'll do this. I'll do the Choa thing. We'll 54:14 Speaker 1 raise the goal will be $10 million for children with cancer. We just get 10%. Right. And I'll 54:20 Speaker 1 give you 10% of that. And I will let you go with me everywhere to make content. I'll build 54:26 Speaker 1 I'm going to do a studio on my private jet to record the podcast that way. 54:30 Speaker 1 You know, and you know, I'll let Chuck's wife come along sometimes with Chuck. 54:35 Speaker 1 That way we can all hang out with what would make you want to bang her? 54:39 Speaker 1 No, I was no, that's not where I'm going. 54:40 Speaker 1 No, but I want to go on some of the trips, but I got to bring back. 54:44 Speaker 1 I want to go to, but I got to bring my wife and I probably haven't 54:48 Speaker 1 to bring my kids. Yeah, dude. 54:49 Speaker 1 I'm like Lily, Lily's checking into some pottery, Jordan. 54:52 Speaker 1 She's like, OK, Carter, I'll see you with the pool, but I've got to go work 54:56 Speaker 1 for a few hours. Okay. Carter's like, where are you going? She's like room two 14, but don't come in. 55:01 Speaker 1 I'm like, Oh my God. What does what does Aunt Lily do dad? My God. My God. It's like, 55:06 Speaker 1 yeah, I love you first Spain. And now this is amazing. This is the greatest childhood any boy could 55:12 Speaker 1 ever ask for. That is friend would believe. I mean, he'd be the most popular kid at school 100% like 55:16 Speaker 1 your aunt's like, Lily Phillips, pretty much. I'm going on vacation with Aunt Lily and Megan. 55:21 Speaker 1 I don't know how Meg and I think she'd be okay if I was with you and she was with us. You know what I mean? 55:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm married here. I'm not gonna let you bang her, but who me? Yeah, why would oh? 55:32 Speaker 1 Okay, okay first off. I'm not going to because I'm happily married 55:35 Speaker 1 But why would you get mad about me doing it when you're letting the entire world? Oh? 55:40 Speaker 1 Cuz you're my buddy. She's my wife 55:44 Speaker 1 Your wife that you don't even your letter have a boyfriend 55:47 Speaker 1 And yeah, I got time for all that. 55:49 Speaker 1 I just want to fly on the plane and just record and go to cool places and whatnot. 55:52 Speaker 1 Hang out with the Milk Boys, Drake, everything like that. 55:54 Speaker 1 That'd be fun time. 55:55 Speaker 1 So you're telling me all that stuff's going down, but you wouldn't let like. 56:00 Speaker 1 Justin from verified home services hook up with her. 56:03 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 56:04 Speaker 1 He's a horn dog for sure. 56:05 Speaker 1 He definitely. 56:06 Speaker 1 I let him do that. 56:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:08 Speaker 1 What about what about Deaf August? 56:10 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 56:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:10 Speaker 1 That'd be like it. 56:11 Speaker 1 Well, he's got a girlfriend right now. 56:12 Speaker 1 She'd probably piss, but, but not me. 56:14 Speaker 1 Well, I just need to keep your integrity intact because if something happens and you get divorced, 56:18 Speaker 1 I mean, you're going to be your recording schedule is going to be hell and everything. 56:21 Speaker 1 You're going to be like, oh, put the kids up today. 56:23 Speaker 1 We got to record a three, dude. 56:25 Speaker 1 You have nothing to worry about. 56:26 Speaker 1 But the reason I was getting to that question, my question was, and there's a kid, my question 56:32 Speaker 1 was, what if she was, what if she said the only thing that really mattered was you had 56:36 Speaker 1 to be in some of the content to make this work? 56:39 Speaker 1 You still got her? 56:40 Speaker 1 No, but you had to be at least one video because you're her husband. 56:44 Speaker 1 And and and she's giving a million and she's setting up the Choa charity. 56:49 Speaker 1 And she's doing all the work, but you've got to be in one or the United States 56:54 Speaker 1 government's going to shut down the visa. 56:56 Speaker 1 What do you do? 56:56 Speaker 1 I go to the gas station to get as many pills as I can. 57:01 Speaker 1 I get the rhino. 57:02 Speaker 1 I get the fucking giraffe. 57:03 Speaker 1 I get the triceratops pill. 57:04 Speaker 1 I get the honey packets. 57:06 Speaker 1 I just make it like a little bowl of cereal with a bunch of pills and honey. 57:09 Speaker 1 I'm gonna I'm gonna wake up one day. It's gonna say it's gonna say podcast 57:15 Speaker 1 Brandon Thrasher marries Lily Phillips and I'm like yes, and then the next line is cock explodes inside 57:26 Speaker 1 A dick's gone and her just her pelvis just exploded from my fucking gas station pillcock 57:35 Speaker 1 I'm all sad. I'm like I thought it was the best day ever 57:39 Speaker 1 Ever. Oh, I'm so close. Brandon killed them both and their boyfriends and intensive care. 57:46 Speaker 1 He was too close. He got trapped in the face. You just go look in the hospital. He looks 57:52 Speaker 1 like fucking the guy in the tart night. What's his face? Half his face is blown off. What 57:57 Speaker 1 is it? Two face to face. Hey, one side of the face is good. The other side is covered 58:02 Speaker 1 in vagina lips and blood and penis. Oh, man. I'm gonna take a second shower today from 58:12 Speaker 1 I'm all that laugh at him, whatnot. 58:13 Speaker 1 I'm all sweaty and hot. 58:15 Speaker 1 That's got a big old glass of vodka. 58:17 Speaker 1 Oh, before we get on out of here, 58:20 Speaker 1 let me take a second for your transition to this 58:22 Speaker 1 just to make it not weird. 58:27 Speaker 1 All right, did Savannah get her second birthday gift? 58:30 Speaker 1 No, thank you for waiting. 58:32 Speaker 1 No, man, all we got is the door dash right now. 58:34 Speaker 1 She's not home from school yet, so I came and get her on, 58:35 Speaker 1 but I was waiting for the other ones to get here. 58:37 Speaker 1 So that way. 58:38 Speaker 1 I just got one more. 58:39 Speaker 1 It's just $50 to $4.00. 58:40 Speaker 1 All right, well, yeah. 58:41 Speaker 1 So hopefully by tomorrow we'll have that. 58:42 Speaker 1 My daughter and get on a thank brand 58:44 Speaker 1 for the wonderful gifts. He knows the way to her heart because DoorDash is her jam. 58:48 Speaker 1 And, uh, and she's very excited. So once, once she gets out of second one, I'll get her 58:52 Speaker 1 on. She'll say, thank you. And you can ask her some questions that are obviously appropriate. 58:57 Speaker 1 And, uh, so we just started this girl Lily Phillips. What do you think you're doing? 59:01 Speaker 1 No, no, we're not. Uh, wait, no, Jim, Jim, a stroke. What are you doing? I'm trying to 59:13 Speaker 1 not transition weird back to the porn stars when we're talking about. 59:16 Speaker 1 There's no way to not transition. 59:19 Speaker 1 Just say it. 59:20 Speaker 1 No, I really enjoyed that. 59:21 Speaker 1 Hopefully we get some more porn stars on here soon. 59:24 Speaker 1 No, no, what? 59:25 Speaker 1 Maybe not. 59:26 Speaker 1 We're not going to make it a habit. 59:27 Speaker 1 I mean, maybe like two or three this year. 59:29 Speaker 1 I mean, could you imagine if I tell Megan that's what the show is going to be about from now on? 59:33 Speaker 1 It seemed to work good. 59:34 Speaker 1 We found this random guy, uh, German gander, you know, he, uh, on the, on the Twitch. 59:37 Speaker 1 I guess the people on the kick and the rumble, but this guy's brand new. 59:40 Speaker 1 He loved it. 59:41 Speaker 1 You know, he's like, Oh, shit. 59:42 Speaker 1 is the younger audience, the Gunners, you know? 59:44 Speaker 1 And that's when they come. 59:46 Speaker 1 I mean, the guy literally just saw Lily Phillips 59:47 Speaker 1 and is like, I gotta come join. 59:49 Speaker 1 I gotta figure out what the fuck's going on here, you know? 59:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I didn't see him in the chat in a minute. 59:53 Speaker 1 He probably had to go whack off. 59:58 Speaker 1 I love some of her slang too. 59:59 Speaker 1 Some of it was just like, I didn't understand it at first. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 I didn't want to interrupt her, 1:00:02 Speaker 1 but it just came out as, you know, fluid. 1:00:04 Speaker 1 Wanker, I do like Wanker, fucking Wanker. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 And can you believe that the only two real sports teams 1:00:10 Speaker 1 that she could name were the Vikings and the dolphins. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was awesome. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 She didn't even know the cities and she said the Knicks as well. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 And... 1:00:18 Speaker 1 To be fair, I didn't know the fucking soccer teams either. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 I know, I know, that's why I said it. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 I knew that'd be tough for both, you guys. 1:00:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, I like how Chuck Cady did so much research. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 He had so many questions. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 He had like three. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 I had like 10. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 I had 10. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 You shut it down. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 So I just let it go. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 I didn't want to teach her. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 You said, okay, well, let's get into something else. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 I had like 10, but I didn't, but I didn't know how long we had her for. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 I didn't want to try to keep her for an hour. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 It's she only agreed to 30 minutes. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 So I was like, yeah, whatever it happens. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll have to get her on again here soon. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 But that'll be a good time. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 That's fun. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 So we appreciate you listening. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 If you are your hot radio Apple podcast or Spotify or on the Twitch rumble or kick, 1:00:53 Speaker 1 be sure to lose the five star review. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 We really do. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 We see all doing it all the time, even more so now that we're giving away a PS5 1:01:00 Speaker 1 at 1000 reviews on the daily dose show Spotify to shoot me over a screenshot on 1:01:04 Speaker 1 Instagram, Brandon Thrasher or the clues to on Facebook and we'll get you on the list. 1:01:07 Speaker 1 Don't forget we got the Patreon down below use that fit advertising for the show and for do not scary hookers here 1:01:12 Speaker 1 What prostitutes everything else like that anything to get the show off the gram 1:01:15 Speaker 1 We got the website daily that show calm go over there check it out get all the permission on the show as well as the merch store 1:01:21 Speaker 1 The micro Germany runs for us. He's not here today 1:01:23 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's doing, but all the proceeds go to him. We appreciate it and 1:01:27 Speaker 1 We're also starting an only fans here soon. We're gonna have a lot of exclusive pictures 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Make sure trucks exclusively in charge of that 1:01:34 Speaker 1 that 1:01:36 Speaker 1 that's a bunch of 1:01:37 Speaker 1 naked bitches on his phone on his work. All right. We're making a lot of 1:01:40 Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, and they're texting it to me like all throughout the day 1:01:44 Speaker 1 Chuck's like fuck off. I'm trying to watch you for you. See 1:01:48 Speaker 1 All right, so you got to think where we get on out here 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I do not envy Brandon 1:01:53 Speaker 1 He's gonna be doing some editing for the show 1:01:55 Speaker 1 So when you guys are listening to this if any of it didn't make any sense 1:01:58 Speaker 1 It's because Brandon didn't put the work in because he was too busy doing something else 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I'm too busy wagging on Phillip and you got Chuck over here laughing at the intro 1:02:06 Speaker 1 And at the end all right. Let's see you later, but