Savannah Guthrie Kidnapped Her Own Mom EP-370 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-18


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My name is Brand Thrashers, 1:09 Speaker 1 the daily don't show over to Chuck Charles Iron Fist wearing a tree company shirt that 1:12 Speaker 1 is not his. What's going on there, bud? You feeling better today? Oh God, I feel terrible. 1:16 Speaker 1 It's absolutely the worst day of my life. Worst day, worst Sunday, fun day ever. Never 1:21 Speaker 1 doing that again for the rest of my life. You went on a Sunday. I was surprised. I just 1:26 Speaker 1 stupid stupid. You know, it's like you just don't realize you get to a certain age and 1:30 Speaker 1 you're like, yeah, maybe I shouldn't do that on Sunday or Saturday for that matter. You know, 1:34 Speaker 1 You get Friday night. That's pretty much all you have left because it takes two days to recover. 1:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, that and you know, we don't record on Fridays or Saturdays, just Sundays, but you're 1:42 Speaker 1 almost down at my level almost. You're just like saying crazy shit like I normally do when 1:45 Speaker 1 I'm sober and whatnot. It just came out of you. So you're subconscious. I think it just 1:49 Speaker 1 wants to let loose. Yeah, yeah, that's never gonna happen again. So enjoy it while it lasted. 1:53 Speaker 1 Congratulations. You got the one. No, this is my company, dude. This is a, I started this 1:57 Speaker 1 company before I started a tree company because I thought it would, I tried to put together a 2:03 Speaker 1 tree marketplace, right? Oh, I do remember that you try to make like an Andy's list just for tree 2:08 Speaker 1 people. Yes. Yes. And I so I did it. And then everything was going great until it came to the 2:12 Speaker 1 app development and actually putting the money into it. And I said, yeah, I think I'm good. I think 2:18 Speaker 1 I'm just going to go ahead and not spend $300,000 to see if something might work. And that's what 2:24 Speaker 1 happened. So now I just got the merch that I wear once in a while. And you know, but I still 2:29 Speaker 1 on the website, which was all about. 2:30 Speaker 1 I never you ever go to a customer's house and they're like asking you about the shirt 2:34 Speaker 1 and they you tell them about it. 2:35 Speaker 1 Like, Oh, that's a great idea. 2:36 Speaker 1 And you're like, damn it, I need to start this for real. 2:38 Speaker 1 No, no, I don't even care. 2:39 Speaker 1 I don't care. 2:39 Speaker 1 Anybody can steal it. 2:40 Speaker 1 Good luck. 2:41 Speaker 1 There's so much money and time that has to go into starting something like that. 2:44 Speaker 1 And I have neither. 2:46 Speaker 1 And you know, I, yeah, so I did work today, but I got to tell you, maybe you're going 2:51 Speaker 1 to get into this in dumb news. 2:52 Speaker 1 I don't think it's dumb. 2:53 Speaker 1 So I just want to bring is it not the saddest day ever? 2:58 Speaker 1 No, none of my news stories are really having anything to do with sadness. I don't know what you got going on here 3:03 Speaker 1 Someone died that you cared about. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they did you don't you don't pay attention to the news 3:09 Speaker 1 Are you talking about that Hayden chick? 3:12 Speaker 1 Hayden chick that's blast already sir. Her name is Hayden Panatary 3:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, I saw everyone's raving about her dying and whatnot and I 3:21 Speaker 1 Raving yeah, they're like oh my god. I can't believe she died. What's going on. This is crazy. Oh 3:25 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, they're upset about it. 3:27 Speaker 1 Sad. 3:28 Speaker 1 I mean, we can talk about it now. 3:28 Speaker 1 I have, like I said, I have no idea who she is. 3:30 Speaker 1 Apparently she was on a show called Nashville. 3:32 Speaker 1 Don't know what that is. 3:33 Speaker 1 And she was on another show. 3:35 Speaker 1 But apparently you know all about her. 3:36 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 3:37 Speaker 1 I loved heroes. 3:38 Speaker 1 Love Nashville. 3:39 Speaker 1 One of my favorite shows in the world was Nashville. 3:43 Speaker 1 It was amazing. 3:44 Speaker 1 Is Nashville the weird one where like they, 3:46 Speaker 1 they get like calls like the skies on fire 3:49 Speaker 1 and you got like a bunch of fucking fire department. 3:50 Speaker 1 People going out there and trying to save the day 3:52 Speaker 1 or you're like, we got like a bunch of sharks in the bay 3:54 Speaker 1 and they call the police. 3:56 Speaker 1 No, you're thinking of, oh my God, 3:58 Speaker 1 I know it's when you're thinking about it. 4:00 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 4:00 Speaker 1 It's like a tsunami hits LA. 4:03 Speaker 1 And there's like one medic that just saves everybody. 4:06 Speaker 1 It's just a normal medic guy. 4:08 Speaker 1 It's just like, I don't think firefighters 4:10 Speaker 1 are gonna defend against the whole city burning, all right? 4:12 Speaker 1 No, but they did want it. 4:13 Speaker 1 Was it not Nashville PD or something like that? 4:15 Speaker 1 Maybe. 4:16 Speaker 1 I mean, the one that she was in was about a, 4:18 Speaker 1 she was a country star. 4:19 Speaker 1 So she was a singer and she was a country music singer, 4:21 Speaker 1 star, whatever. 4:22 Speaker 1 And then the whole show is about like her. 4:25 Speaker 1 And then there's other up and coming artists that kind of, you know, take over, take, take, take the, take the, take the limelight off of her a little bit. 4:32 Speaker 1 And her character was kind of unfortunately, I don't want to talk ill about her because she's only been dead for a few minutes. 4:39 Speaker 1 But it was essentially like she had like, you know, alcohol problem, drug use, things like that in the show. 4:46 Speaker 1 Now, from what I'm reading, I mean, do this check was 36 years old. 4:50 Speaker 1 And she died of cardiac arrest. 4:53 Speaker 1 So what does that tell you? 4:55 Speaker 1 Overdose probably. 4:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably. 4:57 Speaker 1 And I don't know, man. 4:58 Speaker 1 I mean, she was just like, she was, and then her husband, her boyfriend, who she lived with 5:02 Speaker 1 in Los Angeles, can't remember this dude's name. 5:04 Speaker 1 I'm blinking out or blanking on that. 5:06 Speaker 1 But allegedly in 2016, I think it was 2006, 2019, he was taking into custody for assault 5:13 Speaker 1 where he had beaten her and there was multiple times that this had happened. 5:16 Speaker 1 So she had like a strained relationship with this dude. 5:19 Speaker 1 He was in South Carolina with her when she died. 5:23 Speaker 1 So now maybe it's foul play. 5:25 Speaker 1 Oh, you think he gave her some like bad coke or something like that? 5:28 Speaker 1 Because I'd say I doubt he beat her up to beat her to death. 5:30 Speaker 1 I mean, she probably got conditioned from him beating her all the time. 5:33 Speaker 1 So she probably got used to it got stronger and everything. 5:35 Speaker 1 She could like, you know, just take the punches even more. 5:38 Speaker 1 But no, like I said, I had so she lives in LA, but she got famous from pretending to be 5:42 Speaker 1 a country star in a show called Nashville. 5:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think she got her real claim to fame when she was a kid she was in 5:49 Speaker 1 God what she was in a movie. She was a couple moves. She was a child actor and then after she got her child actor stuff out of the way 5:55 Speaker 1 She grew up and she stayed I mean she was a pretty girl 5:57 Speaker 1 So that's when they cast her in heroes 5:59 Speaker 1 Which I mean I didn't watch all of heroes because it got a little crazy 6:03 Speaker 1 but she was a cheerleader in heroes that had like you know superpowers and 6:08 Speaker 1 And so she was she did good. You know, she did that. She's been in a few movies. Whatever. Yeah, it looks like she was in a 6:14 Speaker 1 remember the Titans? Yes. Six. Scream for I like I don't know what I saw. I was like, 6:20 Speaker 1 I've never seen this woman a day in my life, but this one right here racing stress. I remember 6:24 Speaker 1 when I first watched that we were on a Greyhound bus headed up to the Smithsonian or whatever 6:27 Speaker 1 the big museum is in Atlanta and I watched that entire movie there. So that's the only 6:31 Speaker 1 time I watched it too. See that's crazy. You don't know who she is. She's like only a little 6:35 Speaker 1 bit older than you. She should be on your celebrity crush thing. A bug's life. I'm a huge fan of 6:40 Speaker 1 that. It looks like she was on a lot of animated things and she probably played smaller roles, 6:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I have no idea. 6:45 Speaker 1 I look at her and I still don't know. 6:46 Speaker 1 She almost looks like a Jennifer Lawrence a little bit. 6:48 Speaker 1 A little bit, but she was only, so she's extremely short. 6:51 Speaker 1 I think she's not even five feet tall. 6:54 Speaker 1 And therefore, while she was dating, 6:56 Speaker 1 I can't remember the dude's name, 6:57 Speaker 1 but he was like rushing or something. 6:59 Speaker 1 He was like a bodybuilder or a professional athlete. 7:02 Speaker 1 I'm guessing his name was like seven feet tall. 7:05 Speaker 1 I'm guessing his last name was Klitschko. 7:08 Speaker 1 That's him. 7:09 Speaker 1 And did you see a picture of them two next to each other? 7:12 Speaker 1 No, I just got this is just showing her child right here. 7:15 Speaker 1 Um, oh yeah, she has a kid. 7:16 Speaker 1 It's the kids like 11 or 12 Russian boyfriend. 7:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 7:22 Speaker 1 Wait till you see this picture. 7:23 Speaker 1 It's absolutely one of the cra- like physically it doesn't even make sense 7:28 Speaker 1 that these two could be together because- Oh yeah. 7:30 Speaker 1 She could give him like a tit job just standing up almost. 7:33 Speaker 1 Let me see the picture you're looking at. 7:36 Speaker 1 Uh, let's hold up right here. 7:39 Speaker 1 She has screen, screen sharing. 7:42 Speaker 1 right here. Yeah, that's yeah. And that's kind of weird, right? I mean, she's five foot. I guess he's what, right? It's like six, five or something. Oh, yeah, he's a heavyweight boxer. Yeah. So you're talking a foot and a half difference. I don't get it. Like if I was six, five, I would never date short chicks. 8:01 Speaker 1 Why not so much more fun. You just pick them up, throwing around and everything's tighter. It's weird, man. Like I honestly, you know, I'm into, I mean, I think Megan's five, five. 8:11 Speaker 1 I would like even like when I was younger, 8:14 Speaker 1 I would have dated girls that were taller 8:17 Speaker 1 because I was always into tall chicks. 8:19 Speaker 1 But I'm just, I don't like the whole, 8:21 Speaker 1 you know, they're taller than you think. 8:23 Speaker 1 You know, I can't date a girl that's taller than me. 8:25 Speaker 1 You can look up the mic. 8:26 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 8:27 Speaker 1 Exactly. 8:28 Speaker 1 She kisses you on the forehead. 8:29 Speaker 1 You know, I don't want to. 8:30 Speaker 1 Yes, it makes you feel like she's your mom 8:32 Speaker 1 or something, you're a kid. 8:33 Speaker 1 But oh, I thought you said you would willingly bang a midget, 8:36 Speaker 1 but not a short person. 8:38 Speaker 1 Wait, I didn't say that. 8:39 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure we talked about that before 8:40 Speaker 1 if we would have sex with a midget. 8:42 Speaker 1 And I said, yes. 8:43 Speaker 1 And I think you're like, I'll try it. 8:44 Speaker 1 No, I did not. 8:45 Speaker 1 I would never say that. 8:46 Speaker 1 No, have sex with a midget? 8:47 Speaker 1 No, it's weird. 8:49 Speaker 1 It's weird. 8:50 Speaker 1 Cause they're little people. 8:53 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, I don't even, 8:54 Speaker 1 I don't even think I've even ever dated a girl under five feet. 8:57 Speaker 1 Like it's just, I don't know. 8:59 Speaker 1 My sister's 410 and she's weird. 9:02 Speaker 1 It's just, she's so small. 9:04 Speaker 1 And I think that might be it too. 9:05 Speaker 1 Like having a sister that's under five feet, 9:07 Speaker 1 I always already had like a disdain for short women, 9:10 Speaker 1 You know, I was like, I can't, you know, but, but I think the, uh, the tall 9:14 Speaker 1 scrubber day was like five eight and it used to, I remember we'd go out to like, 9:18 Speaker 1 you know, nice, like nice dinners, things like that. 9:20 Speaker 1 And I wouldn't let her wear heels. 9:21 Speaker 1 And that's probably what ruined the relationship because I, I was like, 9:25 Speaker 1 you were not putting heels on because she'd be taller than me. 9:27 Speaker 1 I'd look like a dork walking out on some tall chick. 9:30 Speaker 1 Well, it's probably better than that than you tell them the chick that, uh, 9:34 Speaker 1 chick that's like under five foot. 9:35 Speaker 1 Oh no, I can't date you were banging my sister ruined that for me. 9:38 Speaker 1 No, that's not the way you word it. 9:40 Speaker 1 It's just stupid. I just think that that's that's something that most guys I think that that is something that most guys fear 9:48 Speaker 1 I don't think this is like a just me thing like you would would you date a chick that was taller than you oh 9:53 Speaker 1 Not taller. No, no, but short like short. That's fine me. I don't give a damn. You'd be like four seven four eight 9:57 Speaker 1 What is just four two? 9:59 Speaker 1 Ooh, it only gonna be a little rough 10:01 Speaker 1 I mean clothes for her to be cheaper and everything you know when they want to go buy 10:04 Speaker 1 I'm just like, she's just shopping in the little baby or kids gap and have kids, whatever. 10:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, we save a lot of money for sure. And they don't eat as much. I don't think either. 10:12 Speaker 1 And they don't ever drink water. And you just buy like one drink and, you know, she's drunk. 10:17 Speaker 1 She's good to go for the night. Why don't they drink water? I don't know. Women just refuses 10:21 Speaker 1 to drink water. They just won't drink water. I don't know why they don't do it. And they're 10:24 Speaker 1 like, my head hurts, you know, you can probably count on your hands. How many times you saw 10:27 Speaker 1 Megan drink water now that I think about it. No, she always drinks water in the morning. 10:32 Speaker 1 So she'll always like get a big cup of ice water 10:34 Speaker 1 and drink that while she's making breakfast and stuff. 10:37 Speaker 1 But yeah, come to think of it. 10:38 Speaker 1 She doesn't like drink a lot of water. 10:40 Speaker 1 Is it water or is it white wine? 10:41 Speaker 1 No, it's not. 10:42 Speaker 1 Cause I've drank it. 10:43 Speaker 1 There's been a few more in like this morning. 10:44 Speaker 1 I was like, give me that water. 10:45 Speaker 1 And I was chugging it. 10:47 Speaker 1 So I mean, but I think that comes with age two. 10:49 Speaker 1 I think a lot of women, the problem is, 10:51 Speaker 1 especially when they're younger, 10:52 Speaker 1 even Savannah's going through this. 10:53 Speaker 1 Like when she wouldn't got checked out, 10:55 Speaker 1 women do not up until probably 30, maybe a little younger. 11:00 Speaker 1 Women are embarrassed to go to the bathroom. 11:02 Speaker 1 So they're embarrassed to like look at you and be like, 11:04 Speaker 1 hey, I gotta go to the bathroom. 11:05 Speaker 1 I gotta go to the bathroom. 11:06 Speaker 1 Oh shit. 11:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, like for some reason, just embarrassed to say it 11:09 Speaker 1 or let people know what they're doing. 11:11 Speaker 1 And it's just like, I mean, do you remember Christmas vacation? 11:13 Speaker 1 One of the greatest movies of all time. 11:15 Speaker 1 Do you remember the quote from the daughter 11:17 Speaker 1 in Christmas vacation when they're talking 11:19 Speaker 1 about the grandparents coming and visiting? 11:20 Speaker 1 Do you remember what she said? 11:22 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I did not. 11:23 Speaker 1 She goes, well, if Grandpa and Grandma come and stay, 11:27 Speaker 1 do we have to let Grandpa know or answer the phone? 11:30 Speaker 1 because he told so and so that I couldn't come to the phone 11:33 Speaker 1 right now cause I was in the bathroom. 11:35 Speaker 1 Do you know how seriously embarrassing that is? 11:37 Speaker 1 Like even at that young age back then in the 80s 11:40 Speaker 1 that was embarrassing. 11:41 Speaker 1 So I think that's why women don't drink a lot of water. 11:43 Speaker 1 They just don't want to tell you they're going to the bathroom. 11:45 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, but they'll drink like energy drinks all day. 11:47 Speaker 1 You know, they'll drink like the prettiest, 11:48 Speaker 1 most energy drink drink. 11:50 Speaker 1 And that makes you piss even more. 11:51 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 11:51 Speaker 1 And then it just like, then you just dehydrate 11:53 Speaker 1 and then they don't want to eat either. 11:54 Speaker 1 And then like, I feel like shit, 11:55 Speaker 1 but all I had today was like two fucking Celsius's 11:58 Speaker 1 and that's about it. 11:58 Speaker 1 No food, no water. 11:59 Speaker 1 why you're about to die. 12:00 Speaker 1 Energy drinks make you pee more. 12:01 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, dude. 12:02 Speaker 1 They're like, uh, there's something in there that just forces you to piss out of you even 12:07 Speaker 1 more all that, uh, all those minerals and everything in there and vitamins. 12:10 Speaker 1 I guess if you get overloaded onto your body, it's like we got to get this shit out of here. 12:13 Speaker 1 It's too much. 12:14 Speaker 1 What is it? 12:15 Speaker 1 Torine is touring the thing? 12:16 Speaker 1 Uh, they got a lot in there. 12:17 Speaker 1 You got nice and touring. 12:18 Speaker 1 You got, I know you have it. 12:19 Speaker 1 I know you have a Red Bull right now. 12:20 Speaker 1 I know I was looking for one, but I don't know. 12:22 Speaker 1 It's just a bunch of beer cans. 12:23 Speaker 1 Hey, you start my morning with, uh, with energy drinks and then I end it with beer, but I'm 12:28 Speaker 1 on water at the moment. I went out with the soccer bills today. It was fucking hot. It 12:31 Speaker 1 was like 102 degrees feel like. I was about to die out there. It was just me and the guys 12:35 Speaker 1 cutting the grass and it's got nice. It was nice. So what do you, what do you think this 12:39 Speaker 1 is all about? What do you, I mean, the heat? Are you worried at all? 12:42 Speaker 1 Uh, uh, worried about what let me die out there or just like, like, uh, what's what's 12:46 Speaker 1 happening with the earth? What's happening with our planet? Uh, no, I think we're fine. 12:50 Speaker 1 I think we're going to be okay. Now that L super keynote next year might cause some problems, 12:54 Speaker 1 But the heat's normal for Georgia. 12:56 Speaker 1 I mean, it's always this hot every time we just forget because it's been like a year and 12:59 Speaker 1 you're like, I don't remember August being this hot. 13:01 Speaker 1 I remember every time someone asks the hottest month of the year, it's August, no matter 13:04 Speaker 1 what. 13:05 Speaker 1 Well, I don't think since I've lived here, I don't think I've witnessed the sports games 13:10 Speaker 1 being canceled due to heat or recess being canceled due to heat. 13:16 Speaker 1 But I've experienced both of those in the last two days. 13:19 Speaker 1 So like the kids aren't able to go do recess. 13:22 Speaker 1 all their stuff's canceled. So I'm kind of concerned, a little bit concerned. 13:27 Speaker 1 Uh, I would be your solution to it. We just put like a big old blanket on top of the 13:31 Speaker 1 earth or just put something that blocks the sun and we just make the sun go down quicker. 13:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. I don't think there really is a solution. I think you just got 13:38 Speaker 1 to let it happen and whatever happens is going to happen and we're all just going to 13:41 Speaker 1 probably die soon. 13:43 Speaker 1 Maybe they're cranking the heat up on the Earth so we can get adapted to live on Mars. 13:47 Speaker 1 Is it Mars is cold? 13:48 Speaker 1 For sure Mars is hot. No, it's cold. Oh God. Look it up. Mm-hmm average temp on Mars. I watched a 13:56 Speaker 1 Marsha the Martian with that guy from goodwill honey 14:00 Speaker 1 Matt Dillon Matt Damon. Oh damn. Okay. No my bad. Yeah, I guess it is Mercury's the one that's hot 14:05 Speaker 1 Yes, negative 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, so yeah, I don't know maybe we're maybe they don't want us to go to Mars 14:10 Speaker 1 They're trying to condition us to never be able to live up there. I don't think that 14:14 Speaker 1 But are you and can't live in negative 80? 14:16 Speaker 1 Can they? 14:17 Speaker 1 Hell no. 14:18 Speaker 1 Well, that's how I was in Antarctica, but they're inside most of the time. 14:21 Speaker 1 They go out for a little bit and then they come back in, but they can't stay out there 14:24 Speaker 1 hardly at all. 14:25 Speaker 1 So how long could somebody survive a negative 80 degree weather with like a parka and a 14:30 Speaker 1 hat like cold weather gear? 14:32 Speaker 1 Are you parka people or are you just wearing parka stuff? 14:35 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 14:36 Speaker 1 You know, there's Napoleon's there. 14:38 Speaker 1 Nepals, Nepals. 14:39 Speaker 1 Oh, the people that live in Nepal. 14:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 14:42 Speaker 1 actual people that, you know, they can survive. 14:44 Speaker 1 They, they're the ones that pay people up. 14:46 Speaker 1 What? 14:47 Speaker 1 They're not called parkas. 14:48 Speaker 1 What are they called? 14:49 Speaker 1 Sherpas. 14:50 Speaker 1 Sherpas, but they wear parkas, you know, whatever. 14:51 Speaker 1 Same thing. 14:52 Speaker 1 Uh, but they're the ones that'll just carry you. 14:54 Speaker 1 They'll just drag you up them out and you know, and they just survive. 14:56 Speaker 1 So those guys could probably do it for like at least, at least a day. 14:59 Speaker 1 Brandon's gonna, Brandon's gonna book a trip to Mount Everest. 15:01 Speaker 1 Gonna pay the $10,000 for this whole like experience. 15:05 Speaker 1 He's gonna get there and be like, all right guys, now I'm gonna spend the money. 15:08 Speaker 1 I'm gonna need two parkas to take me up. 15:11 Speaker 1 and they're like, okay. 15:12 Speaker 1 And you get to your tent and there's two North Face parkas. 15:15 Speaker 1 Wait. 15:17 Speaker 1 Well, where do the guys go that are the dressing these? 15:19 Speaker 1 You know, I need the people inside. 15:20 Speaker 1 You said parkas not sure. 15:21 Speaker 1 But sir, you said parkas. 15:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, but no, that L super Nino apparently next year 15:27 Speaker 1 is supposed to make like next summer, like we're supposed to be 15:29 Speaker 1 like cool down here. 15:31 Speaker 1 And then it's supposed to be really hot 15:32 Speaker 1 like the top half of the US. 15:35 Speaker 1 What? 15:35 Speaker 1 So it's going to be colder down here than it is in like Michigan. 15:38 Speaker 1 Yes, like flipping. 15:39 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. 15:40 Speaker 1 All right, let me look it up. 15:41 Speaker 1 What does the El Super Nino do? 15:42 Speaker 1 How do they even know that? 15:43 Speaker 1 How does it even happen? 15:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like a year away. 15:47 Speaker 1 El super Nino. 15:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's happened before, like 100 something years ago. 15:52 Speaker 1 To describe an exceptionally strong El Nimo climate pattern. 15:58 Speaker 1 So it would see here, potentially historic El Nino is taking shape with Pacific Ocean and 16:04 Speaker 1 Potentially historic El Nino is taking shape in Pacific Ocean and forecasters say it could significantly influence where snow falls across the United States this winter 16:13 Speaker 1 Let's see here 16:15 Speaker 1 They had a map. I like looking at maps are a little better for me to understand 16:20 Speaker 1 So we're at equal chances above or below 16:24 Speaker 1 But the North's gonna get below normal and then like over there in California and Las Vegas 16:31 Speaker 1 this Nevada area, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, all of them, they're going to have 16:36 Speaker 1 above normal snowfall because they don't normally get snow either, do they? 16:39 Speaker 1 I don't think California ever gets snow. 16:41 Speaker 1 They're going to get some supposedly according to this right here. 16:44 Speaker 1 So we'll have to see that. 16:45 Speaker 1 Are we going to get snow? 16:46 Speaker 1 We're going to get normal normal, normal, as it will normally get. 16:50 Speaker 1 That sucks. 16:51 Speaker 1 Unless it changes some more than it gets fucking crazy. 16:53 Speaker 1 But yeah, so we'll have to keep your eyes. 16:55 Speaker 1 I'm going to get four wheel drive before that happens. 16:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that'd be good. 16:58 Speaker 1 And then we get an idea. 16:59 Speaker 1 Helps you out from sliding. 17:00 Speaker 1 Or if you slide off in the ditch, then you get back out. 17:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I couldn't. 17:03 Speaker 1 And he got Mike no more. 17:04 Speaker 1 He came. 17:05 Speaker 1 I know. 17:06 Speaker 1 Mike's putting up all these pictures of him living down 17:08 Speaker 1 in Daytona Beach. 17:09 Speaker 1 And remember, I'm the one who told him, like, 17:11 Speaker 1 dude, you're going to hate it down there. 17:12 Speaker 1 Mike's a redneck. 17:14 Speaker 1 Mike's the rediest redneck I've ever met in my life. 17:17 Speaker 1 What do you think Daytona is? 17:18 Speaker 1 OK, Touche. 17:20 Speaker 1 But he said, oh, man, we're going down there. 17:22 Speaker 1 We're going to live in a trailer. 17:23 Speaker 1 And I'm going to love life. 17:24 Speaker 1 And I'm going to figure out how to fix engine somewhere. 17:26 Speaker 1 Everybody needs a car fix, man. 17:28 Speaker 1 You know? 17:28 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, you're going to hate it. 17:30 Speaker 1 And you live a mile from me. 17:31 Speaker 1 What else could you ask for in life? 17:33 Speaker 1 Like where you've got each other. 17:36 Speaker 1 All he's been doing is bragging online. 17:38 Speaker 1 I see it every day him putting up pictures 17:40 Speaker 1 and him at the beach. 17:40 Speaker 1 He's like, I love this place. 17:42 Speaker 1 We're having so much fun. 17:43 Speaker 1 Life is perfect. 17:44 Speaker 1 Look at the fish I call, right? 17:46 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, you don't rub it at my feet. 17:48 Speaker 1 Don't you hate that. 17:49 Speaker 1 I've ever had a friend move away 17:50 Speaker 1 and then they put up pictures of how much fun they're having. 17:53 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, every now and then I think that happened a lot 17:55 Speaker 1 when people went to school or left to go to college 17:58 Speaker 1 and then they got out and then they're like, 17:59 Speaker 1 to work in these jobs and these like random ass states. 18:02 Speaker 1 And most of them, they get sent to like shitty ass parts 18:04 Speaker 1 of the country because they're brand new in the work field. 18:06 Speaker 1 And like, you gotta go here to Seattle. 18:07 Speaker 1 Like son of a bitch. 18:09 Speaker 1 But no, I do see some people that move like to the beach 18:12 Speaker 1 and everything, they become like deep sea fishermen. 18:13 Speaker 1 They just get a boat and they just do like charters 18:15 Speaker 1 and whatnot. 18:16 Speaker 1 You ever thought about doing that? 18:18 Speaker 1 Not really, I can't. 18:19 Speaker 1 So I remember I had a boat and I hated parking it. 18:21 Speaker 1 I hated docket it. 18:22 Speaker 1 It was always the most stressful thing I ever did 18:24 Speaker 1 was you take that big boat in and you're just like, 18:27 Speaker 1 Oh God, it doesn't matter how good of a boat operator you are, 18:31 Speaker 1 you're gonna mess up. 18:32 Speaker 1 Like you can't control the wind and the tides 18:34 Speaker 1 and the waves and all that. 18:36 Speaker 1 So I wouldn't consider myself a captain. 18:40 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 18:40 Speaker 1 Like I could be a first mate or something. 18:42 Speaker 1 Like if you were really good at driving the boat, 18:44 Speaker 1 I could be there to like rope it up, 18:45 Speaker 1 take the ropes off, put them on, gas it up, you know, 18:48 Speaker 1 clean it. 18:48 Speaker 1 I could do that. 18:49 Speaker 1 But I don't really trust myself being a charter captain 18:52 Speaker 1 because I would definitely have issues. 18:55 Speaker 1 Like I would lose people overboard. 18:57 Speaker 1 I'd probably sink the boat. 18:58 Speaker 1 You know, I just, I'm just not a strong, 19:00 Speaker 1 not a strong boat guy. 19:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's really harder than the day when you're hammered 19:03 Speaker 1 and you're trying to, you know, 19:04 Speaker 1 you're sun drained and you're just trying to park that boat. 19:06 Speaker 1 I think that's when it gets a little crazy about it. 19:07 Speaker 1 As long as you stay hydrating, 19:08 Speaker 1 drinking enough beer and water ratio 19:10 Speaker 1 and you get accustomed to it, I think you'd be all right. 19:12 Speaker 1 But I don't, you can't even do that. 19:13 Speaker 1 If you're a charter captain, 19:15 Speaker 1 I think it's illegal for you to consume anything. 19:18 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I think once you get international water, 19:20 Speaker 1 you can get as ham and as you want. 19:21 Speaker 1 Who's taking, who's going to international waters to fish? 19:24 Speaker 1 It's only like two miles off the coast, isn't it? 19:26 Speaker 1 No, it's like 50. 19:28 Speaker 1 Oh, is it that far? 19:29 Speaker 1 Finally look. 19:30 Speaker 1 How far is international waters? 19:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, cause there's no law out there. 19:37 Speaker 1 Like if that was the case, 19:37 Speaker 1 people would just go out there and dump bodies. 19:41 Speaker 1 Basic national sovereignty ends at 12 nautical miles. 19:45 Speaker 1 Well, what's, how big is a nautical mile? 19:49 Speaker 1 I think it's a little less than a regular mile. 19:51 Speaker 1 Why? 19:53 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 19:53 Speaker 1 They're on the water, so it's different. 19:55 Speaker 1 So you're telling me you can go 12 miles off the coast and you do whatever you want. 20:00 Speaker 1 Uh, miles to regular miles. 20:03 Speaker 1 One, okay. 20:04 Speaker 1 So one nautical mile is a little longer than a regular mile, 1.15 miles. 20:09 Speaker 1 So what happens if you kill somebody in international waters? 20:12 Speaker 1 Um, I think well, first they'd have to find the body to prove that you killed them. 20:16 Speaker 1 You know, that's going to be hard because that's your master. 20:18 Speaker 1 Dexter mastered that. 20:19 Speaker 1 So you can never find them. 20:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:21 Speaker 1 Well, they did find all of them. 20:22 Speaker 1 You not remember that part. 20:23 Speaker 1 He was dumping in the fucking bay too dumbass. 20:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was to put he wasn't he tying him down with center blocks? 20:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, but then they like dredged the lake out there. 20:30 Speaker 1 They're looking for someone and they found all those body bags and everything. 20:32 Speaker 1 Should have went further out. 20:33 Speaker 1 And I don't know why he didn't like put it in like a shark infested area like chum the 20:36 Speaker 1 water to the job. 20:37 Speaker 1 I'm about to eat them all up. 20:38 Speaker 1 Oh, that's good idea too. 20:39 Speaker 1 Because I was, you know, where's the Mary on a trench? 20:41 Speaker 1 Because you could dump bodies in there. 20:43 Speaker 1 Do you know that's the Mary on a trench is like seven miles deep. 20:45 Speaker 1 It's the deepest part of the world. 20:47 Speaker 1 Yes, the deepest part that we know of. 20:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can dump, uh, and they get like weird recordings and shit down there all the time and what not. 20:52 Speaker 1 is they through. Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah, there's like something big living down there. No, 20:55 Speaker 1 there's not. Yeah, they get they pick up. They've got like a boobies sitting around there and 21:01 Speaker 1 it'll pick up frequencies and everything. They're like, we think it's a whale, but it's a lot 21:05 Speaker 1 bigger than a fucking whale at the tone it's making because they can figure out the tone 21:08 Speaker 1 and based off their volume of air and their lungs and whatnot. But for a while, people 21:12 Speaker 1 didn't believe there's giant squid still, they went down there and found one. 21:15 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say. So I think the first expedition down there was like 21:18 Speaker 1 1960 something, which is crazy that we could do that in 1960, but that stupid sub-imploded, 21:26 Speaker 1 going to the Titanic. 21:27 Speaker 1 I think isn't that crazy? 21:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they just didn't build that one real well. 21:30 Speaker 1 I know. 21:31 Speaker 1 But either way, so these guys went down there and allegedly back then they thought, well, 21:34 Speaker 1 there's no way anything can survive down there, just because photosynthesis does not exist. 21:39 Speaker 1 And I just the pressure alone, right? 21:41 Speaker 1 Anything would die. 21:42 Speaker 1 And then went down, there's all kinds of like squid and like weird looking fish, but it's 21:46 Speaker 1 all small stuff. 21:47 Speaker 1 I don't think you're gonna because if you had a huge predator, what's it gonna eat? 21:51 Speaker 1 It's not like you can hunt you can't see anything 21:54 Speaker 1 I think you just like to text shit down there 21:56 Speaker 1 I mean if you're born in the dark that's like saying a blind person could never do nothing because they're just in the dark all the time 22:00 Speaker 1 But I think they maneuver their way around and they figure out it. It's kind of like Bane 22:03 Speaker 1 You know, he's born in darkness. So he's uh, he lives in the dark. He knows the dark. You talking about the Batman character? Yeah 22:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, I pull yeah 22:13 Speaker 1 Hey, he lived in the darkness. 22:14 Speaker 1 We're talking about some wail at the bottom of the Mary on a trench. 22:17 Speaker 1 Like it's like pain. 22:18 Speaker 1 Same thing. 22:19 Speaker 1 Scientifically proven. 22:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, just born in darkness and lives in darkness and tired time until it 22:23 Speaker 1 decides to come up and fucking kill all of us or just start eating ships and everything. 22:26 Speaker 1 I've never seen that one. 22:28 Speaker 1 Dark Knight rises. 22:29 Speaker 1 Is Oh, is that him? 22:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:31 Speaker 1 No, I've never seen that. 22:32 Speaker 1 I saw the one with Joker Heath Ledger. 22:34 Speaker 1 Oh, that's Dark Knight. 22:35 Speaker 1 And then you got Dark Knight rises. 22:36 Speaker 1 Never saw a Dark Knight raises. 22:38 Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good one. 22:39 Speaker 1 It's a real good one. 22:39 Speaker 1 You got to watch it. 22:40 Speaker 1 I just watched it the other day. 22:40 Speaker 1 Great. 22:41 Speaker 1 Awesome. 22:42 Speaker 1 Real quick, going back to short people again, you know, 22:45 Speaker 1 something I noticed when I was driving around, maybe, maybe my eye, 22:48 Speaker 1 I just forgot like the size of them. But have you noticed that short buses are 22:51 Speaker 1 getting longer? 22:54 Speaker 1 Short buses are getting longer. Yeah. Yeah. 22:57 Speaker 1 Cause I remember by back in the day, the buses used to be like the size of the one 23:00 Speaker 1 we got, the smaller one and it hoped like 20 people. I passed one the other day. 23:04 Speaker 1 It's like a, it's like a in between. It's like a medium size bus. 23:08 Speaker 1 You got that short and then it's getting longer and then you get the regular size 23:10 Speaker 1 bus. I mean, it's almost getting to the fact where it's a full size bus. 23:14 Speaker 1 I think they're doing that because we know kids in wheelchairs or with like 23:19 Speaker 1 things like that, not necessarily, because when I was a kid, the short buses 23:22 Speaker 1 were for like the sped kids, right? I mean, that was all it was. 23:25 Speaker 1 I think it's a little special. No. 23:27 Speaker 1 So they actually have handicapped kids that ride these buses too, because I 23:31 Speaker 1 have to have a wheelchair lift and all that stuff to get them in. 23:33 Speaker 1 So I think that's why they're longer. 23:35 Speaker 1 So they can accommodate those kids. 23:37 Speaker 1 How pissed for G that. 23:38 Speaker 1 If you're in a wheelchair, like the socks. 23:40 Speaker 1 Well, either or, I mean, there's got to be a problem, right? 23:43 Speaker 1 Because I originally thought, either we're getting more sped kids, you know, people are 23:46 Speaker 1 getting dumber and all that milk that Michelle Obama was feeding us back in the day has been 23:49 Speaker 1 causing problems, or they're just grouping them all onto more buses at the same time, you know? 23:54 Speaker 1 But, or you bring up wheelchairs, why do we got more people in wheelchairs now going to school? 23:59 Speaker 1 What's happening? 24:00 Speaker 1 I know, I know that is kind of weird. I don't understand the wheelchair thing. I don't understand the, 24:04 Speaker 1 but like you see a lot of, and I mean, this is just, I think everybody sees it. I'm not just saying 24:09 Speaker 1 a certain school, but a lot of kids with like walking braces, like the force 24:14 Speaker 1 gum stuff. 24:14 Speaker 1 Oh, force gum? Really? Is that coming back? 24:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, they have like ankle stuff, a lot of ankle issues, 24:19 Speaker 1 things like that. So I think that's what you're getting. 24:21 Speaker 1 I think you're getting the short bus mixed up with the handicap bus. 24:24 Speaker 1 I think you're just seeing handicap buses, maybe. 24:26 Speaker 1 Um, well, I didn't see like a handicap tag on the back of it. 24:29 Speaker 1 It's just always incident L. I don't think they would need to put a handicap. 24:32 Speaker 1 It's not like he's going to a concert. He doesn't. I mean, if you're in a bus, 24:36 Speaker 1 where are you going to park? 24:37 Speaker 1 Oh, the bus zone, I guess. Yeah. That's it. You don't need a handicap sticker. Oh, I don't 24:43 Speaker 1 know, man. So you think these kids are going into wheelchairs because they're like playing 24:46 Speaker 1 more video games and not outside running around and strengthen their legs and they just get 24:50 Speaker 1 to a certain point to where their legs just don't work because they didn't ever use them. 24:55 Speaker 1 If that's if that is a lie that I could tell my kids, I would totally do it because they 24:58 Speaker 1 drive me absolutely crazy. Next time you see a kid in a wheelchair, but that's gonna be you 25:02 Speaker 1 if you don't start playing outside more. All right. So I stop using your legs and they just fall 25:06 Speaker 1 apart and you got a damn, uh, you got to go in a wheelchair. 25:09 Speaker 1 Uh, they need to start putting out those, uh, those commercials, like, you know, 25:12 Speaker 1 the public service announcements and just have a kid in a wheelchair. 25:15 Speaker 1 And he's like, I was the fastest kid in my class in second grade. 25:20 Speaker 1 And all I did was play video games. 25:22 Speaker 1 Look at me now. 25:23 Speaker 1 And then it zooms out and he's in a wheelchair and just pay that kid to pay 25:26 Speaker 1 the family off just to get that message out. 25:28 Speaker 1 So all the kids are like, Oh my God. 25:29 Speaker 1 Right. 25:30 Speaker 1 It would, it would work. 25:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:31 Speaker 1 I think it was you just scare them and light them a little bit. 25:33 Speaker 1 Cause you got a lot of kids just a little bit, you know, to keep them, keep them 25:35 Speaker 1 on their toes. 25:36 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like, I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, 25:39 Speaker 1 kids, you get in the age now where it's a little harder to lie to them about certain things. 25:43 Speaker 1 Um, you know, we obviously have been telling Carter for a long time that he has to eat vegetables 25:47 Speaker 1 if he wants to grow. He still believes that. I don't think that's true. Uh, and then, oh, 25:53 Speaker 1 like if you cuss a lot, you'll never get a job when you get older. That's a pretty good one. 25:58 Speaker 1 Um, what about tattoos? Uh, well, I don't want to get into that. 26:02 Speaker 1 But to say anything, having a bunch of tattoos. 26:05 Speaker 1 So they're going to be like the most well respected, 26:07 Speaker 1 but they're going to have face tattoos all over the place. 26:09 Speaker 1 How are you doing, sir? 26:10 Speaker 1 So I mean, this might make me a bad dad. 26:13 Speaker 1 I don't know. 26:14 Speaker 1 But I don't have a negative feeling on tattoos as much as the age you are when you get them. 26:23 Speaker 1 Right? 26:24 Speaker 1 Like I don't care if my kids get tattoos. 26:25 Speaker 1 I don't care if Carter gets a sleeve or Savannah gets a sleeve or city. 26:28 Speaker 1 Like that's your choice. 26:30 Speaker 1 It's your, you know, your body, your choice. 26:31 Speaker 1 Well, second time I've used that in two weeks. 26:33 Speaker 1 Uh, your body, your choice. 26:34 Speaker 1 What I don't want to see is the 18 year old kid go get a tramp stamp. 26:40 Speaker 1 Like, you know, Carter comes home with a dolphin on his lower back. 26:43 Speaker 1 Like, what are you doing? 26:44 Speaker 1 He's like, my buddy's been, you know, betting me five bucks. 26:46 Speaker 1 It wouldn't do it. 26:47 Speaker 1 Like you're an idiot. 26:48 Speaker 1 So there's an age that you can be. 26:52 Speaker 1 I think I think 20, 25 is a solid age for tattoos. 26:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:56 Speaker 1 I didn't get a good tattoo. 26:57 Speaker 1 So I was 25. 26:58 Speaker 1 I'd say yeah, you just want to save in the pain of getting a bunch of dumb ones and then you got to cover it up later 27:02 Speaker 1 Or open it into a sleeve or something but it's costing me a lot of money 27:04 Speaker 1 Just like my two x y's exactly exactly and you don't want that you want it 27:08 Speaker 1 You want a tattoo you're gonna be proud of and like I said, and maybe like a mom tattoo when you're younger 27:13 Speaker 1 And then you get older you can get tattoos for your kids 27:15 Speaker 1 That's that's the safest way to go. You don't have any tattoos do you? No, I don't know see 27:19 Speaker 1 I I don't ever know anything that I actually want to get because I feel like after a while like two years 27:23 Speaker 1 I'll be like yeah, I really want to change this I don't like this anymore, you know 27:26 Speaker 1 Well, that's why you can't your canvas is huge so you can just keep adding to the canvas 27:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, just keep covering up covered up covered up. I'm just got like a layer right here 27:33 Speaker 1 Just like a bunch of eight from covering it up every year. It's like a 27:37 Speaker 1 Machine gun Kelly didn't he just black out his entire body? 27:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then you got Pete Davidson that blasting them all off 27:43 Speaker 1 But I feel like my body would look like a you know a plate on a truck that's got like 20 registration stickers on the back 27:49 Speaker 1 It's just like keep stacking up just comes further off the body and everything like that, but 27:52 Speaker 1 Have you ever tried to peel the sticker off before you put the sticker on? 27:56 Speaker 1 Hell no. 27:57 Speaker 1 I don't think you're supposed to do that. 27:58 Speaker 1 You can't. 27:59 Speaker 1 It's impossible. 28:00 Speaker 1 So they made those stickers. 28:01 Speaker 1 I didn't know this. 28:02 Speaker 1 This is a news flash. 28:03 Speaker 1 They make those stickers so you can't peel them off, right? 28:07 Speaker 1 So like if you, because what they worry about is obviously people stealing other people's 28:11 Speaker 1 stickers. 28:12 Speaker 1 So once you put it on there, if you go to like get it off of the razor blade, it just 28:17 Speaker 1 flakes. 28:18 Speaker 1 It just flakes all over the place. 28:19 Speaker 1 It's terrible. 28:20 Speaker 1 So now I'm stuck doing what you're talking about, but my stupid license plate cover thing, 28:26 Speaker 1 like the decorative thing around it, it's like over it a little bit. 28:30 Speaker 1 So they keep getting lower and lower and lower. 28:32 Speaker 1 Like eventually they're going to be over my entire license plate. 28:35 Speaker 1 What is your, wait, what's your little advertising thing on the back? 28:38 Speaker 1 It's a Detroit Lions. 28:39 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 28:40 Speaker 1 I thought it was like the dealer one was like, you got to take that off. 28:42 Speaker 1 No, I take that. 28:43 Speaker 1 No, no, no dealers gone. 28:44 Speaker 1 I get like a sports one and it's a Lions one right now until they piss me off and I got 28:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. That happens. So, um, yeah, I thought there was something else I had to bring up about, uh, short bus people. Maybe not. Why? 28:58 Speaker 1 It'll come to me. You know what you should do? You should become a bus driver for that. 29:02 Speaker 1 For short bus people? Yeah. Oh, dude, that'd be fucking insane. That'd be like, I don't know. That'd be, that'd be awful. I think my head would hurt. 29:11 Speaker 1 Did you know bus drivers now? There's, this is crazy. So I didn't know this was even a thing. And I was asking Carter the other day. I said, Hey, why aren't you hanging out with Holden anymore? Cause him and Holden. 29:18 Speaker 1 anymore because him and Holden, this kid holding in our neighborhood, he's really good friends 29:22 Speaker 1 of Carter. I'd be used to be out and play all the time. And Carter goes, Oh, he's, he's 29:26 Speaker 1 a bus leader. That's what the fuck is that? I said, I said a bus leader, he was jazz Savannah's 29:31 Speaker 1 one too. I said, how many bus leaders are there? So that there's two of them. I said, okay, 29:36 Speaker 1 you got me. What's a bus leader? And he goes, well, each one of them have a different job. 29:40 Speaker 1 I said, well, what's their job? So Savannah has to get on the bus. And then she walks up 29:48 Speaker 1 up and down the bus doing attendance in the morning. 29:51 Speaker 1 Well, feel like a flight attendant. 29:52 Speaker 1 I guess, and she's the only one that's allowed 29:54 Speaker 1 to walk on the bus and she checks everybody off, 29:57 Speaker 1 makes sure they're good, 29:58 Speaker 1 makes sure the kindergartners get off the bus 30:00 Speaker 1 when they're supposed to get off. 30:01 Speaker 1 And then his buddy Holden is another bus leader. 30:04 Speaker 1 He's allowed to stand, but only while he does one thing. 30:07 Speaker 1 Guess what they make a kid do now on the bus. 30:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll let other kids so their felons don't get hurt. 30:12 Speaker 1 Read the 10 rules of the bus. 30:15 Speaker 1 Oh, what? 30:16 Speaker 1 Every fucking time. 30:17 Speaker 1 every day when they get on the bus, he reads it. 30:21 Speaker 1 In the morning, when the, he has to read it, 30:24 Speaker 1 I think twice or three times in the morning 30:25 Speaker 1 because he's got to get first load, 30:26 Speaker 1 so I'll just stop. 30:27 Speaker 1 God, it's crazy. 30:29 Speaker 1 He says there's like, there will be no gum on the bus. 30:32 Speaker 1 All of your trash will be picked up. 30:34 Speaker 1 Keep your talking to a minimum and a law roar. 30:37 Speaker 1 Like it's crazy. 30:38 Speaker 1 And none of that happened. 30:40 Speaker 1 I was a kid. 30:41 Speaker 1 It's really like a flight attendant job. 30:42 Speaker 1 Like you just hear the same fucking rules 30:44 Speaker 1 every single time we get on the fucking plane 30:45 Speaker 1 and you're like, what the fuck? 30:46 Speaker 1 I don't want to have to need to listen to this. 30:47 Speaker 1 I know. I'll say, yo, when we're on the bus, it was like a fucking zoo. 30:50 Speaker 1 You had people climbing over to seats. I had a buddy that would, uh, 30:53 Speaker 1 he would, he would crawl. He got in trouble. He had to sit right behind the bus 30:57 Speaker 1 driver, Miss Brenda. Uh, and he was doing something. 31:00 Speaker 1 He would just like to crawl from what, from the front of the bus all the way 31:02 Speaker 1 to the back. So he was just like crawl on the floor and he'd like come through 31:05 Speaker 1 your leg. You're like, what's up, man? And he'd sit in the seat with me and then 31:08 Speaker 1 she'd catch him. Be like, Christopher. Well, yeah. And he'd be like, Oh shit, 31:12 Speaker 1 I got to get back. He crawled back up to the front. I mean, you're disgusting. 31:14 Speaker 1 When you know, those floors and a bus are just gone. 31:16 Speaker 1 you're covered in black soot. 31:18 Speaker 1 You seem to get out the bus looking like big bin. 31:21 Speaker 1 We're like, how the fuck do you get so dirty? 31:23 Speaker 1 Dude, I told you, remember when I was at Dulles Airport 31:27 Speaker 1 when I was at Azan Air Marshal? 31:28 Speaker 1 Did I tell you that story when I went to the wrong airport? 31:31 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't think so. 31:32 Speaker 1 I was like flying out of the country. 31:35 Speaker 1 And no, I wasn't flying out of the country. 31:37 Speaker 1 I was just flying, so I was like a long flight. 31:38 Speaker 1 It was an overnighter. 31:40 Speaker 1 And I get to Dulles at my show time. 31:42 Speaker 1 My show time was two hours before the flight. 31:44 Speaker 1 I get to Dulles. 31:45 Speaker 1 I walk up and I'm looking at like the, like, you know, 31:48 Speaker 1 the list of like all the flights that are going out that day 31:50 Speaker 1 and I'm going, that's really weird, man. 31:52 Speaker 1 Like I don't see my flight, you know? 31:54 Speaker 1 So I get on my blackberry at the time 31:56 Speaker 1 and I see that it says, you know, DCA. 32:00 Speaker 1 So I was flying out of Reagan National Airport 32:02 Speaker 1 and said it does. 32:03 Speaker 1 And Reagan is a solid 30 minute drive in DC. 32:06 Speaker 1 It could be more depending on traffic. 32:07 Speaker 1 So I freaking, I'm like running through the airport. 32:10 Speaker 1 I parked in longterm. 32:11 Speaker 1 So I'm waiting on the bus and I see it. 32:13 Speaker 1 The bus is sitting there, doors are open, 32:16 Speaker 1 and I freaking run up to the bus, 32:18 Speaker 1 and I go to like jump on the bus, 32:21 Speaker 1 and my freaking brief, or my bag, 32:23 Speaker 1 my Fanny Pack bag or my shoulder, 32:26 Speaker 1 it like flipped around, 32:27 Speaker 1 and I looked down, 32:28 Speaker 1 and I wasn't paying attention, I tripped. 32:30 Speaker 1 My foot caught the first step of the bus, 32:34 Speaker 1 and dude, I went face first, 32:36 Speaker 1 into the bus, onto the ground, right? 32:38 Speaker 1 And you know, black soot all over my khakis. 32:41 Speaker 1 I had khakis on a polo shirt, 32:42 Speaker 1 like a tan polo shirt. I'm covered in black stuff. I drive all the way to Reagan. I park 32:49 Speaker 1 in like the hourly parking lot because I know I'm going to miss my flat if I don't. 32:52 Speaker 1 I've run through the airport. I get to the gate and the other air marshal that's there 32:56 Speaker 1 waiting on me. He like sees me run up. He's like, man, I thought you're going to miss 32:58 Speaker 1 it. I was like, I barely made it. He looks at me. He's like, what the heck happened 33:03 Speaker 1 to you, dude? I had black stuff on my face. Like it was like, oh, it's terrible. So yeah, 33:09 Speaker 1 I don't recommend the floors on buses. 33:11 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I know they're disgusting. 33:12 Speaker 1 I don't think they ever get clean, but a short bus once. 33:15 Speaker 1 Especially in school. 33:18 Speaker 1 Pretty rough. 33:19 Speaker 1 I guess we're a cool guy. 33:20 Speaker 1 I don't think we've talked about this. 33:21 Speaker 1 Any of the NFL preseason games, both of us, our teams lost. 33:25 Speaker 1 I think yours barely lost compared to mine. 33:27 Speaker 1 It was bad. 33:28 Speaker 1 I mean, the quarterback situation in Atlanta 33:30 Speaker 1 is just atrocious. 33:31 Speaker 1 The first player at the fucking game, Tua, they snapped the ball 33:35 Speaker 1 to it, hits his hands, and he just drops the fucking ball. 33:38 Speaker 1 And now there's that famous meme going around. You've probably seen it where, uh, 33:41 Speaker 1 Pinnox is walking up behind two on the sideline. He just like points and looks at 33:44 Speaker 1 this guy and looked at the other guys like, 33:45 Speaker 1 is this guy really going to take the job over me? And then you got, uh, 33:49 Speaker 1 Pinnox played a little bit, I think I can't remember, uh, 33:51 Speaker 1 but then he had Cooper rush. He made like two good plays and then he threw a fucking 33:55 Speaker 1 interception and I was texting Germany about it. The time I'm like, 33:57 Speaker 1 this has got to be the least injured in the least retarded quarterback we have. 34:01 Speaker 1 And that's not saying much cause they're bad. I mean two, one more hit. Like I've 34:05 Speaker 1 been saying, well the fucker's done or dead. One of the two, I don't know, 34:07 Speaker 1 they're gonna put Pinnix in. He's gonna fucking ankle is going to fall off. And then you got 34:11 Speaker 1 to give it to Cooper Rush. And then they had that other Montana kid. I don't think he did 34:15 Speaker 1 a hardly fucking anything. But it was pretty embarrassing 27 to 0 at one point. And then 34:19 Speaker 1 we finally got a touchdown. And I'm like, all right, look, not the, not the worst case scenario, 34:24 Speaker 1 I guess. But we got another round coming up here this Thursday. How does your lines do? 34:29 Speaker 1 I saw they lost as well. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bad. They lost 16, 14 to the bangles. 34:33 Speaker 1 Um, you know, the lions Dan Campbell, because the last season the Detroit lions had, I mean, 34:38 Speaker 1 they were just injury ridden. I mean, they, they have a really, they have a lot of injuries 34:43 Speaker 1 on that team. So Dan Campbell even said, you know, hey, look, I'm not going to really 34:47 Speaker 1 play our starters because he doesn't want to get the injuries, right? But he did put 34:51 Speaker 1 in the third string running back. I can't remember the dude's name now, but he looked 34:56 Speaker 1 really, really good. I mean, now granted, is he ever going to see the field? No, you 35:01 Speaker 1 Isaiah Pacheco and Jamir gives ahead of him. I don't know if the kid will be on the team. 35:04 Speaker 1 He'll be on the practice squad, but he looked really good. So if he's our third string, 35:08 Speaker 1 we're going to be okay. Now, I will say, because I don't want to, I don't want to upset you. 35:12 Speaker 1 And I know there's a lot of Atlanta Falcons fans that listen to this show. And I just, 35:16 Speaker 1 I'm just going to say it because I want to get it out there that way the season has not started. 35:21 Speaker 1 By the end of the season, Brandon can say you were right. So you guys, here's the difference 35:27 Speaker 1 between the Lions and the Falcons who by the way, the Lions and the Falcons have the two highest-paid 35:33 Speaker 1 running back in the NFL, right, from your Gibbs who happened to get his deal, I think it was $200,000 35:39 Speaker 1 more than Becht John just so he could be the highest paid, right? But you have the two highest-paid 35:43 Speaker 1 running backs the NFL. What are the differences between these two teams? 35:48 Speaker 1 Oh, what the difference between these two teams is the one difference that matters. The 35:52 Speaker 1 one difference that matters, the difference between the Lions and the Falcons. 35:55 Speaker 1 us. Uh, we don't have a fucking quarterback. That's it. My man. And it's crazy to me. Like 36:01 Speaker 1 at least did I agree with the jimmy or Gibbs saying no, I think I think paying that much 36:05 Speaker 1 for running back is idiocracy. But the lines did it. The lines did it because they had to 36:10 Speaker 1 they had to lock up jimmy or Gibbs, but they still have Jared golf. They still have a mon 36:14 Speaker 1 raw. They still have Jameson Williams. They still have a solid team. Now the problem is 36:18 Speaker 1 what the way they paid him and the way it was structured, they better win because in three 36:23 Speaker 1 three years. 36:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's basically gonna fuck them. 36:25 Speaker 1 And three years they're done. 36:26 Speaker 1 They're gonna be the again, they will be back to being the worst team in the NFL in three 36:30 Speaker 1 years because they're not going to have any money to pay anybody else because they go 36:32 Speaker 1 into junior games. 36:33 Speaker 1 So you got a three year window. 36:35 Speaker 1 The problem with that is the Falcons did the same thing and they don't got a quarterback. 36:40 Speaker 1 It's like, what are you doing? 36:42 Speaker 1 You got to, why would you put your entire season in the hands of like you said, a quarterback 36:49 Speaker 1 in Pennics that's going to get hurt before the third game of the season or a quarterback 36:53 Speaker 1 like toa who got ran out of Miami and he's one concussion away from death or Cooper rush 36:59 Speaker 1 who pretty played Dallas. Yeah, yeah, I played Dallas for a while. You guys are in trouble 37:03 Speaker 1 dude. I'm sorry. I'm just I'm just going to throw it out there right now. Falcons do not 37:07 Speaker 1 win more than five games this season impossible. I think we'll do our typical eight and seven 37:11 Speaker 1 like we normally do and then we'll you know that we'll win our last three games after already 37:15 Speaker 1 out of contention and everything like we always fucking do like oh guys we're out of the playoffs 37:18 Speaker 1 let's start playing good now. If we can figure out the fucking quarterback scenario I think 37:21 Speaker 1 will be okay. We get one of them not be retarded enough. One of them not to get hurt. We might 37:25 Speaker 1 have to run. It's very unconventional, but you're allowed to run two quarterbacks on 37:28 Speaker 1 a play. So we might just have to have both of them out there. And then if two is, you know, 37:32 Speaker 1 about to get slammed in that ground, just pass it off the clinics or vice versa. 37:35 Speaker 1 Twitt, a panic twist his ankle. It just toss it over to two and see what the fuck he 37:39 Speaker 1 I mean, the Saints did that for a long time when they had Drew Brees and they have what's 37:42 Speaker 1 his face, the running quarterback. What's his name? The running quarterback. Yeah, he's 37:48 Speaker 1 still there to take Taysen, Talsam, Taysom Hill, Taysom Hill. So I mean, they had, they 37:53 Speaker 1 would put them both on the, on the field at the same time, which was smart, because we 37:57 Speaker 1 got a Taysom Hill out there, you know, he can throw, he never does, but he can throw. 38:01 Speaker 1 So maybe that's what they'll do. Maybe just run two quarterbacks and just, but you're not 38:05 Speaker 1 going to say Bijon ever. Yeah, no, no, I mean, we just got to establish 38:09 Speaker 1 the fucking past so that way we can use Bijon. But if they see us come out, we're just like, 38:14 Speaker 1 Cause two was three for five and he targeted Kyle Pitts for those five throws. 38:20 Speaker 1 So I mean, he was just scared of death. 38:21 Speaker 1 He was like, where the fuck is Kyle Pitts at? 38:22 Speaker 1 Cause they, they left him on the field for some reason. 38:24 Speaker 1 I guess they give two of something to work with or not. 38:26 Speaker 1 He was going to be out of the, you know, he was going to be dead before preseason game 38:29 Speaker 1 one even ended. 38:30 Speaker 1 Bad quarterbacks love tight ends. 38:32 Speaker 1 Oh, and that's, and I mean, you look at all around, I mean, Caleb Williams is making a 38:36 Speaker 1 living off of playing tight ends in, in Chicago. 38:39 Speaker 1 Cause he's not a good quarterback, but he can, man, he can get that ball at 10 yards, 38:43 Speaker 1 baby. And he, the tight ends just get lit up. Now I will say, and this is how we know Brandon, 38:48 Speaker 1 if you're the real deal or not, would you go with me December 6th when the Detroit lines 38:56 Speaker 1 come to Atlanta? 38:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I could probably go. You got, you're going to, you're going to do that December 39:02 Speaker 1 six. You're going to, you're going to, you're going to say right now you're going to be 39:06 Speaker 1 okay going to that game. No, not knowing how the season is going to progress. You guys 39:10 Speaker 1 could be God awful. And now you got to go because you're going to have to pay me for 39:14 Speaker 1 the tickets in advance. That's going to suck. Yeah, we'll, uh, how many of you know how 39:18 Speaker 1 much the tickets are, but I could eat dinner out there because apparently it's real cheap 39:21 Speaker 1 to eat food there. I still haven't. Well, I don't think I've been inside Mercedes been 39:24 Speaker 1 stadium yet. Um, I've been inside of it. Yeah, I'm trying to think if there was an event 39:31 Speaker 1 we went to, but I don't think so. No, because it opened up what 2017 has been, it's only 39:35 Speaker 1 been like nine years. I only I've only been to a lanny night game. I've never I've never 39:41 Speaker 1 gone to the Falcons in that stadium because remember I gave away my season tickets when 39:45 Speaker 1 they tried to charge me a PSL and I'm like dude you're not the freaking Packers. Okay. 39:49 Speaker 1 You're not the Cowboys. You can't charge me a PSL for the Falcons. Right. So I gave up 39:54 Speaker 1 my season tickets and I've kind of I don't know I'm not going to say I've I just don't 39:59 Speaker 1 go but now that the lions are coming I feel like this is the year that it'll be nice to 40:03 Speaker 1 to be able to watch the Lions come in there and hopefully dominate the Atlanta Falcons. 40:06 Speaker 1 It'll be a good game for me to go watch. 40:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know about dominate. 40:10 Speaker 1 I think it's just going to be like like a P. 40:12 Speaker 1 We league out there probably everyone dropping passes and just fucking they're all retarded. 40:16 Speaker 1 What are you talking to Lions are good. 40:17 Speaker 1 Their defense is what's terrible. 40:19 Speaker 1 Well, that's half the fucking game there. 40:21 Speaker 1 So we'll have to see what happens with that. 40:24 Speaker 1 But like I said, I'm not a real big in person watching it because the fucking views always 40:28 Speaker 1 fucking terrible. 40:29 Speaker 1 You can't tell what's going on. 40:30 Speaker 1 You got to like line it up like you don't have the fancy lines on the ground. 40:33 Speaker 1 I enjoy those and they get to another end of the field. 40:36 Speaker 1 You're like, what's the fox going on down there? 40:37 Speaker 1 I can't see shit. 40:38 Speaker 1 But I guess we do that. 40:38 Speaker 1 The fucking halo and everything you look at. 40:40 Speaker 1 We need to get good seats. 40:41 Speaker 1 We need to, and I'm sure there's a listener right now 40:43 Speaker 1 that has seasoned tickets that's fucking good tickets. 40:46 Speaker 1 I mean, really good tickets. 40:47 Speaker 1 Let us know. 40:48 Speaker 1 If you want me and Brandon to take those tickets 40:50 Speaker 1 off your hands at whatever you paid for them, 40:53 Speaker 1 because I mean, let's be honest, 40:54 Speaker 1 you're not gonna be able to sell lion's tickets 40:55 Speaker 1 for a big, you know, payday. 40:57 Speaker 1 So help us out, help us out. 40:59 Speaker 1 Somebody's good. 41:00 Speaker 1 You don't have a hook up there. 41:01 Speaker 1 You don't know anybody? 41:02 Speaker 1 Doesn't August have some? 41:04 Speaker 1 No, well, no, we watch everything on the TV at home 41:06 Speaker 1 for free for the most part. 41:07 Speaker 1 By the way, do you still have your Braves tickets? 41:10 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 41:11 Speaker 1 I've texted you three times about the Braves Dodgers game. 41:14 Speaker 1 You haven't texted me back. 41:15 Speaker 1 When did you text me about that? 41:17 Speaker 1 I was probably a couple months ago. 41:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 41:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even know when the fuck they're coming, 41:20 Speaker 1 but we'll figure that out. 41:22 Speaker 1 Okay. 41:23 Speaker 1 All right, well, if you're listening to it, 41:24 Speaker 1 you're not already on a podcast or a spot of four. 41:26 Speaker 1 Be sure to lose the five star of you. 41:27 Speaker 1 And if all helps out a good bit, it really doesn't. 41:28 Speaker 1 We see y'all doing it out of 10, 41:30 Speaker 1 even more so now that we're giving away a p.s. five at 1000 reviews on the daily doe show spot a five just go over there. 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Chuck, you 42:24 Speaker 1 anything bad of that? 42:25 Speaker 1 I thought you asked me that 10, like 30 seconds ago, because Savannah just came down. 42:30 Speaker 1 She's freaking out because she's got a game soon. 42:33 Speaker 1 And her softball bag is in the back of Megan's van and Megan has Sydney at hip hop class. 42:40 Speaker 1 So yeah. 42:41 Speaker 1 So now she's tripping because I was, she was going to come in here and thank you for her 42:45 Speaker 1 gift. 42:46 Speaker 1 Well, she hasn't got the other two yet. 42:47 Speaker 1 So we'll wait until those get here and then she can come on and say, thank you. 42:48 Speaker 1 But she was all down for it. 42:50 Speaker 1 Now she's like, Oh my God, I don't my bag. 42:52 Speaker 1 So she's like flipping out, but that's all right. 42:56 Speaker 1 Should be okay. 42:57 Speaker 1 Life will go on. 42:58 Speaker 1 So, okay, cool. 42:59 Speaker 1 Uh, real quick, uh, before we get into what the chuck and whatnot. 43:02 Speaker 1 Um, so the Savannah Guthrie, uh, situation with her mom, uh, still lost, 43:07 Speaker 1 still missing. 43:08 Speaker 1 Uh, and Savannah doesn't really seem to care that much about it anymore. 43:11 Speaker 1 I think she just kind of, uh, uh, conceded it. 43:14 Speaker 1 It's kind of okay with it. 43:15 Speaker 1 Probably knows her mom's dead, but there's a theory going around that they 43:18 Speaker 1 might have kidnapped her themselves in order to get the Bitcoin rants of money from someone 43:24 Speaker 1 else. Maybe the FBI pays it or someone else so they can cash in on this because I find it 43:29 Speaker 1 really hard to believe that they still have not found a trace at this lady at all. Seems 43:33 Speaker 1 a little more the longer it goes on. I mean this lady is probably like fighting for her 43:37 Speaker 1 life or she might be set up somewhere nice like a resort or a safe house. But it just 43:43 Speaker 1 seems odd that they haven't found anything and maybe there was some foul play involved 43:46 Speaker 1 like there was an inside job going on with this? 43:49 Speaker 1 I think inside jobs are much harder to pull off. 43:57 Speaker 1 Right? 43:58 Speaker 1 I mean, like if your wife dies, 44:00 Speaker 1 who's the first person they're gonna investigate? 44:05 Speaker 1 Can I lose you? 44:06 Speaker 1 Are you still there? 44:07 Speaker 1 Are you with me? 44:08 Speaker 1 All right, Brandon's gone, but that's okay. 44:10 Speaker 1 So I think inside jobs are a little bit harder, right? 44:13 Speaker 1 The first person you're gonna like think is guilty 44:15 Speaker 1 is obviously the spouse or the brother or the roommate or whatever. 44:20 Speaker 1 So when Savannah Guthrie issue, this chick, what, 80 years old or something like that, 44:26 Speaker 1 she had three kids, Savannah, her sister and her brother, they appeared to be, 44:32 Speaker 1 I don't know, like close. 44:34 Speaker 1 I mean, they looked upset when they were on the TV and all that stuff. 44:37 Speaker 1 So I think it was definitely not an inside job. 44:40 Speaker 1 And I don't know why you'd even do that for one Bitcoin. 44:42 Speaker 1 And a Bitcoin I believe is $56,000? 44:45 Speaker 1 Am I even close? 44:46 Speaker 1 If somebody's, I know Michael Germany's on here. 44:49 Speaker 1 How much is a Bitcoin Michael Germany? 44:50 Speaker 1 Are you with me? 44:53 Speaker 1 Nothing. 44:54 Speaker 1 You kidding me? 44:54 Speaker 1 I lose Brandon. 44:55 Speaker 1 I got nobody to answer. 44:57 Speaker 1 Michael Germany's slacking. 44:59 Speaker 1 Either way, $56,000, that's what we're gonna say. 45:01 Speaker 1 So if you were gonna kidnap somebody in your family, 45:03 Speaker 1 why would you do it, what? 45:04 Speaker 1 $56,000? 45:05 Speaker 1 That makes no sense whatsoever. 45:06 Speaker 1 So I think this was an outside job. 45:08 Speaker 1 I think she's in Mexico. 45:10 Speaker 1 I, however, am not convinced she's dead. 45:13 Speaker 1 That's the other part of this. 45:14 Speaker 1 I think people always talk about it and go, 45:15 Speaker 1 oh, you know, shoot, you know, 45:17 Speaker 1 if they don't get them back in so many weeks, 45:19 Speaker 1 they're dead. 45:19 Speaker 1 In this situation, I don't think so. 45:21 Speaker 1 I think it's different. 45:22 Speaker 1 So anyway, I'm gonna see where Brandon's at. 45:25 Speaker 1 I'm gonna give him a call and we'll be right back. 45:30 Speaker 1 Brandon's back. 45:30 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck happened there. 45:32 Speaker 1 Everything just froze and Germany's like, 45:33 Speaker 1 everything stopped recording and whatnot. 45:35 Speaker 1 So I don't even know if people are gonna see the rest 45:37 Speaker 1 of this on a stream or not. 45:38 Speaker 1 But uh. 45:39 Speaker 1 What I explained is based on what you had talked about two months, 45:42 Speaker 1 if you're going to do it, doing something like that to a loved one 45:46 Speaker 1 is hardly worth a Bitcoin. 45:48 Speaker 1 Right? I mean, if you're going to do it, go big. 45:49 Speaker 1 God bless you. 45:50 Speaker 1 Could have paid a million. 45:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, that's only like 10 Bitcoins. 45:54 Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean, I don't know. 45:55 Speaker 1 Maybe they didn't love her that much. 45:57 Speaker 1 I mean, it was like, eh, that's a change in. 45:59 Speaker 1 How could you not love her? She was an old lady. 46:01 Speaker 1 How much is a Bitcoin? I thought it was 56,000. 46:03 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is right now. 46:05 Speaker 1 It was around 80. 46:07 Speaker 1 It might have dropped and went back up. 46:08 Speaker 1 It's very volatile, but just depends on the day and time and what the markets are doing, but all right cool 46:13 Speaker 1 We'll go and get into what the check 46:17 Speaker 1 What the chug? 46:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh 46:26 Speaker 1 Chuck 46:27 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 46:29 Speaker 1 What the chug? 46:32 Speaker 1 All right, so this morning dude, this is crazy 46:35 Speaker 1 I've never had this happen in all the years that I've been doing work, especially people's houses. 46:39 Speaker 1 So we had a job that was in Alfreda and the guy had called me, remember, you know, I'm already kind of on edge 46:46 Speaker 1 because of the whole scam that almost got pulled on me where I almost cut down all the Kevin's trees. 46:50 Speaker 1 But luckily the scammer sent me to my buddy's house who was up for sale. 46:54 Speaker 1 So I knew not to cut him down. 46:55 Speaker 1 So I go to this house and the guy's like, look man, I own the house. 46:58 Speaker 1 I live in Florida, but there's renters. 47:01 Speaker 1 And he said, so I need an estimate on this on this tree. 47:04 Speaker 1 I said, sweet, boom, gave it to him. 47:07 Speaker 1 So he calls me back, yep, we're good to go. 47:10 Speaker 1 You know, I got it clear with the HOA. 47:12 Speaker 1 You guys are good to do it. 47:13 Speaker 1 So this morning I show up at this house in El Farretta. 47:15 Speaker 1 Now, the tree is right over the house, 47:18 Speaker 1 but there's cars parked in the driveway, 47:19 Speaker 1 like right in front of the garage doors, 47:21 Speaker 1 which is normal, but not good when you're getting ready 47:24 Speaker 1 to take down a tree and all the dead limbs 47:25 Speaker 1 are right over the cars. 47:27 Speaker 1 So I'm knocking on the door, I'm ringing the door bell, 47:29 Speaker 1 I'm knocking on the door, I'm ringing the door, 47:31 Speaker 1 nothing, right? 47:32 Speaker 1 Dogs are going crazy. 47:34 Speaker 1 So I call the owner who's in Florida. 47:35 Speaker 1 I say, hey, man, like these cars got to be moved 47:39 Speaker 1 or I can't do this job. 47:41 Speaker 1 He said, let me call the owner or the renter. 47:42 Speaker 1 So he calls the renter, calls me back and he goes, 47:44 Speaker 1 hey, she said it's her son that's there. 47:47 Speaker 1 He's 20 and he sleeps like really hard and he's not awake yet. 47:52 Speaker 1 She's like, so, you know, keep banging on the door 47:54 Speaker 1 and you should be able to get him up. 47:56 Speaker 1 So dude, I'm like the police, right? 47:58 Speaker 1 He's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 47:59 Speaker 1 Dogs are going crazy. 48:01 Speaker 1 Guys at this point have been there for 30 minutes. 48:03 Speaker 1 We can't do anything. 48:04 Speaker 1 So the guys are just standing around. 48:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, look, man, like this is, 48:06 Speaker 1 we're about to have to bounce and go to another job. 48:08 Speaker 1 So when I tell the owner that he calls the renter, 48:11 Speaker 1 this lady, this lady tells him, not me, tells him, 48:17 Speaker 1 hey, just tell the tree guy to go in the house 48:20 Speaker 1 that he's are in the kitchen and he can move the cars, right? 48:25 Speaker 1 Mind you, I've never seen this lady in my life. 48:27 Speaker 1 I've never even met the owner in my life, right? 48:30 Speaker 1 So I don't know what anybody looks like. 48:32 Speaker 1 And this dude calls me and he goes, he goes, hey, just, just go in. 48:36 Speaker 1 And the keys are in the kitchen. 48:37 Speaker 1 She said they're on the counter. 48:38 Speaker 1 You'll be able to get them and then you can move the cars. 48:41 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm not doing that. 48:43 Speaker 1 And he goes, why not? 48:44 Speaker 1 I said, well, one, there's two freaking rottweilers that are like going crazy at the door. 48:49 Speaker 1 Like they're going to kill me. 48:50 Speaker 1 And two, I'm not walking into some stranger's house and getting shot. 48:53 Speaker 1 Right? 48:54 Speaker 1 So before I tell you what happened, would you, if you're in that situation, any, you know, 48:59 Speaker 1 whatever the situation is, somebody tells you to go into a house. 49:02 Speaker 1 house, that's not your house, to get keys to move cars. 49:05 Speaker 1 Would you do it? 49:07 Speaker 1 Now granted, the job was $2,600. 49:10 Speaker 1 So it was a pretty good job, right? 49:12 Speaker 1 Would you do it for $2,600? 49:15 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I'd probably do that. 49:16 Speaker 1 I'd probably go in and just be like, 49:18 Speaker 1 hey, I was told I could come in here and everything 49:21 Speaker 1 and I'm just getting the keys to the cars. 49:22 Speaker 1 I'm gonna move them. 49:23 Speaker 1 I mean, the kids probably just upstairs 49:24 Speaker 1 jacking off or something anyway. 49:26 Speaker 1 But the closest thing I had to that scenario one time, 49:29 Speaker 1 we were at my cousin's house in Kentucky 49:30 Speaker 1 live like in the neighborhood and we were walking around and we just saw this dog that 49:35 Speaker 1 was just like out and running around my cousins like oh I know that dog I think I think he 49:38 Speaker 1 lives this house up here so we got the dog on a leash and then we go walk it up to this 49:43 Speaker 1 house and there's like nobody home we just knock on the door the door just like creaks 49:47 Speaker 1 open and then I was okay I guess we'll just let this dog shut the door and you just heard 49:56 Speaker 1 nothing but destruction going on in that motherfucker. Was it was was it their dog? 50:01 Speaker 1 We don't know. My after that happened. My cousin's like, Oh, maybe it's the next 50:05 Speaker 1 house. Oh my God. So we just let this dog grin. My cousin was only like 12 at the 50:11 Speaker 1 time. So remember, it could have been a little fuzzy on what house the dog belonged 50:14 Speaker 1 to. But we just found the first house that he thought the door was just wide open or 50:17 Speaker 1 not wide open, but really knocked on it just kind of creeped open. We're like, 50:21 Speaker 1 Hello, no one answer. We're like, we got your dog. No one answer. We're like, 50:24 Speaker 1 fuck it, dude. We got to go eat pizza. Play video games. 50:27 Speaker 1 I would be so pissed. Let the time. And then I mean, that house had 50:31 Speaker 1 have been destroyed by time those people get home with a random 50:33 Speaker 1 if I would have came home and I had like a Dalmatian in my house 50:35 Speaker 1 just running rampant just tearing everything up. I would have 50:38 Speaker 1 found you and I'd have killed you. Now, I will say like I've done 50:41 Speaker 1 the and before I finished this my story. I I have like when you 50:46 Speaker 1 see cars in a parking lot with their overhead dome light on or 50:51 Speaker 1 their lights are on. Are you one of those people that open the door 50:54 Speaker 1 and try to turn it off or do you just say screw it and let their battery die? 50:58 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 50:59 Speaker 1 No, I'm not open to someone's car door to like turn the light up. 51:01 Speaker 1 I think I'm stealing it in there. 51:04 Speaker 1 And I don't think that's a problem anymore. 51:05 Speaker 1 I think that light goes off after like 10 minutes anyway. 51:07 Speaker 1 Not true. 51:08 Speaker 1 I've my battery dies all the time because my kids turned the dome lights on. 51:12 Speaker 1 Huh? 51:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's weird. 51:14 Speaker 1 Usually it shuts it off and keeps the battery from dying. 51:15 Speaker 1 But no, we're not going to someone's car turn their, turn their lights off. 51:19 Speaker 1 So do you want to know how I got the cars moved? 51:22 Speaker 1 Oh, you caught the cops. 51:23 Speaker 1 Oh, he's in a Mexican in I send a Mexican in 51:27 Speaker 1 That doesn't speak English is logged in your house 51:30 Speaker 1 So I said to the guys I said because they're really afraid of dogs like all the crews 51:34 Speaker 1 I have they are terrified of dogs except for one guy and I was like, you know 51:39 Speaker 1 I was like Gucci, you know 51:40 Speaker 1 Would you go in there and get the keys and he's like oh no and he doesn't speak English 51:44 Speaker 1 So I did the I translate on my phone and I was like the homeowner said the keys are on the counter and you're welcome to go get them 51:51 Speaker 1 Right. That's all I put. So I didn't put like anything about the sun or anything like that. So Gucci's like, oh, 51:57 Speaker 1 so dude, Gucci walks in. These dogs are just all over him. They're not being mean. They're just like licking him. 52:03 Speaker 1 But they're like jumping up and he's like walking through the house and I'm like, watching. I'm like, oh my God. 52:06 Speaker 1 And I'm waiting for the shotgun blast to just take him off his feet. Because I'm thinking like this 20 year old probably sees all of 52:13 Speaker 1 us out there. He's scared because he was once he came out, I saw he was, he was, he was goofy. Right? He had, yeah, anyway. 52:19 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting out dude. What if what if this kid his mom didn't tell him because she thinks he's sleeping 52:25 Speaker 1 Gucci walks in and just gets blown away like what do I do? 52:29 Speaker 1 I mean obviously I run right like I'm not staying for that because I don't even want to know who's in trouble 52:33 Speaker 1 But it's probably me just like takes off his turn like go to the next job guys pick his body up 52:38 Speaker 1 The back of the chipper real 52:41 Speaker 1 Comes out with the keys and he's moving his own. Okay boss. What do you want me to take it? 52:44 Speaker 1 Mexico, but now we'll leave it right here. 52:45 Speaker 1 We're not stealing. 52:46 Speaker 1 We're not robbing his cars. 52:47 Speaker 1 We just need to get him out of the way. 52:48 Speaker 1 He was all excited. 52:49 Speaker 1 He's like, you drive when I drive on. 52:51 Speaker 1 So so he gets, he gets out there. 52:52 Speaker 1 He moves the cars to the end of the driveway. 52:54 Speaker 1 So we're doing the job. 52:55 Speaker 1 It's been like two hours. 52:56 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden this kid comes out. 52:58 Speaker 1 Like the garage door opens up and this kid comes out and he's like, 53:01 Speaker 1 like yawning, you know, he's still, you could tell he's like, you know, fricking. 53:04 Speaker 1 He's a 20 year old loser, right? 53:07 Speaker 1 And he walks out and he's like, excuse me. 53:09 Speaker 1 How did you guys get the cars moved? 53:12 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, your mom said to go and get the keys. 53:14 Speaker 1 He's like, my mom said you in to get the keys. 53:18 Speaker 1 I was like, no, she actually sent one of them in. 53:23 Speaker 1 The dude's face was like, oh my God. 53:26 Speaker 1 So he'll never sleep to 10 again. 53:28 Speaker 1 Like ever again to that kids life, he'll never sleep till 10 o'clock. 53:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's going to watch out for random. 53:32 Speaker 1 It's just coming in and it's trying to steal his family's property. 53:35 Speaker 1 I don't know how to steal. 53:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, we probably need to. 53:37 Speaker 1 Next time we get Manny, I would need to ask him that because like that guy would 53:40 Speaker 1 have got shot. 53:40 Speaker 1 I wonder how that would have happened. 53:41 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know who's in trouble there. 53:42 Speaker 1 They're just like, oh, just miscommunication. 53:44 Speaker 1 That guy's dead, but oh, well, I don't know. 53:47 Speaker 1 Did I tell you about, uh, I think it was, it was, was it my mom? 53:50 Speaker 1 It was, it was like somebody in my family that they had, um, they had 53:53 Speaker 1 workers come in and my mom had her wedding rings in the kitchen. 53:57 Speaker 1 And somebody stole them. 53:58 Speaker 1 That's how you about that. 53:59 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I don't think so. 54:01 Speaker 1 So they stole my mom's wedding rings, right? 54:03 Speaker 1 So she luckily had insurance on them. 54:05 Speaker 1 So she calls her insurance companies to get, you know, the, the 54:08 Speaker 1 to claim in and then they sent her a check. 54:11 Speaker 1 So my children got new rings, new wedding rings. 54:13 Speaker 1 Like two years later, my mom found them in a drawer. 54:16 Speaker 1 Oh damn, nice. 54:18 Speaker 1 What? 54:19 Speaker 1 She's so the replicas that she got. 54:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. 54:21 Speaker 1 I just remember she's like, she blasted. 54:25 Speaker 1 I'm not going to say the race. 54:26 Speaker 1 She blasted the race of the workers 54:28 Speaker 1 because she was just like, you know, 54:30 Speaker 1 can't trust them. 54:32 Speaker 1 Can't trust them. 54:33 Speaker 1 Typical, typical, typical. 54:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, then two years later, she finds them and I'm like, 54:37 Speaker 1 Hmm. Maybe we should eat a little crow. 54:41 Speaker 1 Now the most reasonable thing was they stuck back in and put them back in the 54:44 Speaker 1 drawer. That's what yeah. Yeah. She's like, I knew they'd bring them back. 54:46 Speaker 1 They just couldn't live with themselves after stealing them two years ago. 54:49 Speaker 1 It just felt so bad. It had a return. Oh, we appreciate everybody listening. 54:55 Speaker 1 I'm sorry for the little technical delays right there. 54:57 Speaker 1 No idea what happened, but a whole computer just froze. 54:59 Speaker 1 But time probably clean this motherfucker out again. 55:01 Speaker 1 Got a bunch of dust up there and I just had to buy keyboard cleaner today 55:04 Speaker 1 from the DG to keep from behind the counter so people don't help it in the 55:07 Speaker 1 thrower pass out and die. It was a bit problem here about five years ago. But yeah, I had 55:12 Speaker 1 to do that just to freeze a wall so I can launch him on a rocket. But anyway, we're gonna get 55:15 Speaker 1 on out of here. Check anything for we head on out. 55:17 Speaker 1 No, man. See you guys tomorrow. I'm excited. If anybody has to get some Lions game, it's 55:21 Speaker 1 not the Falcons game. It's a Lions game. Let me know. Okay. So, but