Katy Perry And Lady Gaga Percentages EP-369 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-17


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They are not a reflection of 0:44 Speaker 1 Chuck Eyer's pistol and being a thresher. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rob you like an STP with a... 1:00 Speaker 1 Alright, we're done made into a Monday! 1:02 Speaker 1 And I just found out one of our old gas nation workers 1:04 Speaker 1 They got staff in the throat. 1:06 Speaker 1 Pretty crazy day. 1:07 Speaker 1 Over there, Charles Armpis had a kind of party that you might have when you do chicken 1:11 Speaker 1 pox, but instead everybody got crabs. 1:13 Speaker 1 How you doing over there, buddy? 1:15 Speaker 1 Well, it's been a good day, man. 1:17 Speaker 1 It's been a good day. 1:19 Speaker 1 No, I got a whole line. 1:23 Speaker 1 I made a list. 1:24 Speaker 1 I made a list. 1:25 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. 1:26 Speaker 1 Check out to make a list because you knew I suggested we recorded at four o'clock today 1:30 Speaker 1 and check that there was a party going on starting at one o'clock and he wouldn't be 1:33 Speaker 1 done till 745 8 so I imagine that involved 24 beers or 24 drinks for Chuck to consume. 1:40 Speaker 1 So yeah you got a whole list of how I imagine the list gets dumber. So the best part is 1:48 Speaker 1 so you see the how to have on. Yeah that's not even close to your team. No, no it's not. 1:53 Speaker 1 But it's not he read if no one can. So what are my buddies what are my buddies is over 1:57 Speaker 1 And so his name is John. I'm not. I'm not going to say his lesson. I don't think 2:02 Speaker 1 one of the busts, but hold on a second. Hey, Megan, go get my can of vylos around the 2:07 Speaker 1 back deck. Jesus Christ. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So anyway, so John's here and, and 2:15 Speaker 1 dude, he so he got drafted by the Reds, right? And I'm like 20 years ago. We're like, Oh, 2:20 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. It was probably got John got trapped by the Reds back in probably 2007. 2:27 Speaker 1 Was that the guy that did something stupid and like broke his fucking knee 2:29 Speaker 1 or his ankle and then he got cut? Kind of. 2:32 Speaker 1 So so John so John played for young Harris. 2:35 Speaker 1 So he got he got trapped by you. 2:37 Speaker 1 He went to young Harris on a four ride. 2:39 Speaker 1 That's where August's mom went. 2:41 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 2:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. Young Harris College up there in North Georgia. 2:44 Speaker 1 Small world. 2:45 Speaker 1 So so he was up there, but he was throwing like 89 90 heat, right? 2:51 Speaker 1 So he led the league at well, whatever D two and the strikeouts and hit by pitch. 2:59 Speaker 1 So what he would do is if he put if he put three balls on you, he would just drill you. 3:04 Speaker 1 And that way he said it helped his stats because he would just drill you. 3:08 Speaker 1 Was that a walk? Yeah. 3:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. He has zero walks, but he happens to have 300 hit by pitches. 3:15 Speaker 1 Exactly. So the twins, the twins reached out to him and he and they were like, Hey, dude, we're going to give you an opportunity. We're drafting you, blah, blah, but we're going to give you $10,000 for a signing bonus. 3:28 Speaker 1 And he wouldn't talk to his dad and his dad goes, I think you get more. And he's like, all right. So he said no to the twins. So the Reds actually came doing this. Hey, we're going to draft you, but we're going to be a $20,000 signing bonus. He's like hell, yeah. 3:43 Speaker 1 So he did one season in triple A or whatever it is the affiliate and then that's when he got hurt 3:50 Speaker 1 And he you know never played again, but but then he mover today 3:55 Speaker 1 To get hurt like he wouldn't like getting hurt like playing ball 3:58 Speaker 1 I when he did something like retarded and got hurt and he's all there goes my shit. It was something really stupid 4:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember he told us one time. I can't remember what it was though. I came either 4:05 Speaker 1 I think it was a 4:07 Speaker 1 I think I think it was something it was like a 4:09 Speaker 1 Was it a car? I said was something really stupid, but either way 4:12 Speaker 1 So he's over here today and I had literally when Carter was playing Pee Wee, 4:17 Speaker 1 rec league, you know, you choose your team every season. So every season Carter 4:23 Speaker 1 would play. I would choose his team. So he's been the Dodgers, the Orioles, the Reds, 4:28 Speaker 1 the Phillies. Like Carter's been a million different teams, but I was the Reds one 4:33 Speaker 1 season and I'm going, oh crap dude, like John's coming over tonight. This is gonna be 4:37 Speaker 1 great. So he comes over and I wore this hat. So I made him 4:42 Speaker 1 autograph it. Check it out. Hold on. 4:45 Speaker 1 The camera just moving for a whole way. Read it. Joe Chuck, my 4:49 Speaker 1 boyfriend. No, it says to Chuck. My boyfriend. My best friend. 4:55 Speaker 1 Oh, best friend. I look like boyfriend. It looks like Joe Chuck, 4:58 Speaker 1 my boyfriend. Doesn't even say that says to my best friend, 5:02 Speaker 1 jerk. So so yeah, so I had him autograph my hat. I thought it 5:05 Speaker 1 was funny. And yeah, so dude, it was a wild day. This has been, this has been one of the 5:09 Speaker 1 wild speaking's ahead in a long time. So yeah, I can tell you, you're very slurry. And we 5:15 Speaker 1 got the new camera angle and everything. And you're like really tall above me compared, 5:19 Speaker 1 we got to get the cameras right. I don't know why I decided to change. I don't know why I 5:23 Speaker 1 decided to change the layout when Chuck's gonna be hammered on this episode. But everything's 5:27 Speaker 1 fine. It's okay. It's all right. Shut up. It's okay. All right, we'll get through it. You'll 5:31 Speaker 1 be fine. We only got like, we only got 56 minutes left. So you'll be good. Okay, is your day about 5:37 Speaker 1 what the chuck or is your day just about your day about everything that happened while you 5:40 Speaker 1 were just eating, getting crabs and swimming and drinking beer? No, I mean, so the entire 5:46 Speaker 1 weekend was legit. I mean, we, you know, we started so Friday, I worked all day obviously. 5:51 Speaker 1 And then, and then we, hold on. I mean, notes, hold on. Yeah, he did phone notes this time. 5:57 Speaker 1 I can tell he's on his phone and he didn't write it down on some random piece of paper. 6:00 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:01 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:02 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:03 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:04 Speaker 1 So, so Friday I taught third grade, which I still think that's a bad idea that they're 6:10 Speaker 1 letting you do that still. 6:12 Speaker 1 Shut up. 6:13 Speaker 1 Dude, why do you say, oh, we got to talk about that. 6:15 Speaker 1 Do you remember back like, um, do you remember like what was it? 6:18 Speaker 1 It was like three months ago when somebody wrote a letter and they had the entire show's 6:27 Speaker 1 transcripts and they sent it to the baseball place that I coach. 6:31 Speaker 1 I got to be very. Oh, yeah. 6:33 Speaker 1 That place with the creek. Mm hmm. Yeah. 6:35 Speaker 1 You remember all that? And we can figure out who did it. 6:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. So that person approached me this weekend. 6:41 Speaker 1 All right. So so we get to give him that. This is this is huge. 6:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. We got breaking news. 6:48 Speaker 1 We got breaking news. But anyway, so I went, I know. 6:53 Speaker 1 Yes. So let me get, let me get through this first. 6:55 Speaker 1 So I taught, I taught third grade on Friday. 6:57 Speaker 1 And I'll be honest dude, you know, I don't like to teach anything under 7:03 Speaker 1 fourth grade because of how difficult they are. 7:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're just like still retarded and they're still learning stuff and they're 7:12 Speaker 1 experimenting and you don't know if your parents told them about not sticking the fork in the outlet or not pulling their private parts out, you know, 7:18 Speaker 1 because they don't even really think about that. It's like, I'm gonna take all my clothes off. 7:21 Speaker 1 I'll do it at home and you're just worried about those talks and you got to be the one to be like, oh my God, 7:24 Speaker 1 we had a kid stick his dick in the outlet today. That's good. 7:27 Speaker 1 So all of that is actually true. 7:29 Speaker 1 Like that is actually like it's just hard. 7:32 Speaker 1 It's hard. 7:33 Speaker 1 Third grade's hard. 7:34 Speaker 1 But you know what? 7:35 Speaker 1 I sucked it up. 7:35 Speaker 1 I did it on Friday and I substitute taught. 7:39 Speaker 1 And so anyway, this little kid, I take all the kids. 7:42 Speaker 1 And then dude, I'm dealing with this all day. 7:45 Speaker 1 And I got the kids. 7:46 Speaker 1 And I found in the classroom, there 7:50 Speaker 1 was a reward jar where they have Skittles in one 7:54 Speaker 1 and Blow Pops in the other. 7:56 Speaker 1 Now I'm a sucker for blow pops. 7:58 Speaker 1 I mean, are you a blow pop fan or how do you feel about blow pops? 8:00 Speaker 1 I haven't blown a pop in a while, but I do appreciate them whenever I get them in my 8:04 Speaker 1 mouth. 8:05 Speaker 1 But I'm just not in a scenario or in that world anymore where like candy is like offer 8:10 Speaker 1 to me. 8:11 Speaker 1 You know, I remember when I was a kid, you know, candy was offering to me all the time. 8:14 Speaker 1 And that's why they had the big problem of, you know, rapist picking you up because they're 8:18 Speaker 1 going to give candy. 8:19 Speaker 1 When you get older, you realize you don't really get candy offered to you anymore. 8:21 Speaker 1 It's kind of sad. 8:23 Speaker 1 But you, but if somebody offered you candy, you'd take it. 8:26 Speaker 1 Oh, I get in a van right now. 8:27 Speaker 1 Exactly. 8:28 Speaker 1 So the kids, I dropped them off at specials, 8:32 Speaker 1 which is their PE art, whatever their special classes, right? 8:38 Speaker 1 So my class had theater and I'm like, that's great. 8:41 Speaker 1 So I dropped them off, so I go back to the room 8:43 Speaker 1 and I find the lollipop thing. 8:47 Speaker 1 It's a jar. 8:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, a jar, thank you. 8:49 Speaker 1 It's a jar and so I'm like, oh, dude, I need a blow pop. 8:52 Speaker 1 These are great. 8:53 Speaker 1 So I grabbed a blow pop, threw my mouth. 8:55 Speaker 1 at the end of the day. 8:57 Speaker 1 He's in there in the blow pop, 8:58 Speaker 1 we just know kid in the class. 8:59 Speaker 1 I need someone to blow my pop later. 9:01 Speaker 1 Come on, I'll tell you what. 9:02 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, dude, it was a really stressful day. 9:05 Speaker 1 Okay, so I'm telling you, this blow pop made my day. 9:08 Speaker 1 And I'm sitting there and I'm like, God, this is rough. 9:10 Speaker 1 So the teacher, I had to meet the theater teacher 9:15 Speaker 1 by the cafeteria. 9:16 Speaker 1 And then I would walk the kids the rest way down. 9:19 Speaker 1 So I'm like, that's fine. 9:21 Speaker 1 Well, I didn't realize how long a blow pop takes 9:23 Speaker 1 to actually finish. 9:25 Speaker 1 Like they take a long time. 9:27 Speaker 1 Do you mean they take a while? 9:29 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, they tried it out with Tootsie Pops. 9:31 Speaker 1 You know, the owl, he kept licking it and he got the three 9:34 Speaker 1 and he just bit it. 9:35 Speaker 1 So the world may never know, 9:36 Speaker 1 but they never tried it with blow pops. 9:37 Speaker 1 I don't know if an owl likes blow pops or not, 9:39 Speaker 1 if it's just Tootsie Pops. 9:41 Speaker 1 I don't know. 9:42 Speaker 1 I can tell you a blow pop takes more than 30 minutes 9:46 Speaker 1 because I had 30 minutes and I'm rocking this thing. 9:49 Speaker 1 I'm rocking it. 9:52 Speaker 1 I'm licking it hard, dude. 9:53 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. 9:54 Speaker 1 So I get down there and I made a note of this 9:58 Speaker 1 because there's a little boy in the class. 10:00 Speaker 1 I gotta write this down. 10:01 Speaker 1 So this little boy, they're all walking back 10:05 Speaker 1 and I have to meet the theater teacher 10:08 Speaker 1 at the cafeteria area to pick up my class. 10:11 Speaker 1 And there's 20 of them. 10:13 Speaker 1 And as soon as they get up there, you know, 10:15 Speaker 1 it's, you gotta be quiet. 10:16 Speaker 1 You tell the kids, like, hey, you're in the hallway, 10:18 Speaker 1 you're on the side, blah, blah, like be quiet. 10:22 Speaker 1 And this little boy looks at me and he goes, 10:24 Speaker 1 He goes, Mr. L, did you know that if fat people eat candy, they get diabetes? 10:35 Speaker 1 And I, and dude, I looked at the skin. 10:38 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay. 10:39 Speaker 1 And he goes, you're going to get the diabetes. 10:43 Speaker 1 You're like, wait, is this the kid calling me fat? 10:45 Speaker 1 Well, he did. 10:46 Speaker 1 He did. 10:47 Speaker 1 Third grade, dude. 10:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 10:50 Speaker 1 I said, dude, I said, okay, first off, and I'm not going to say his name. 10:53 Speaker 1 because I don't get in trouble. But I'm like, I'm like, Hey, 10:55 Speaker 1 oh, dude, like, I'm eating this frickin lollipop, but I'm not fat. 10:59 Speaker 1 And he's like, I think you're gonna get the diabetes. 11:03 Speaker 1 And he kept saying the diabetes, which is the worst. Like, if somebody says to you, 11:07 Speaker 1 like Brandon, you're gonna get the diabetes. 11:10 Speaker 1 It's the diabetes and saying just diabetes. 11:12 Speaker 1 You know, the diabetes. I just imagine like, Mr. 11:15 Speaker 1 Ale, when you die, is Miss Ale still going to teach here? 11:18 Speaker 1 Is she gonna get the diabetes too? 11:21 Speaker 1 Is she eating lollipops like you, you fatty? 11:25 Speaker 1 So anyway, so so afterwards we get done and we, you know, I got the class in there 11:30 Speaker 1 and I think it's good. 11:31 Speaker 1 And I had one kid that was a troublemaker. 11:33 Speaker 1 He's a terrible troublemaker. 11:35 Speaker 1 So I took a picture. 11:38 Speaker 1 I took a picture of his apology note. 11:40 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, as a child, I was like, that might be very, that might be the most illegal thing we've done. 11:44 Speaker 1 I don't do that. 11:44 Speaker 1 I don't do that. 11:45 Speaker 1 But it started with a blowpot for him. No shut your mouth 11:50 Speaker 1 So this is the funniest thing 11:54 Speaker 1 So this so obviously I mean I had a few troublemakers in class third grade and I read a note to the teacher 12:00 Speaker 1 And I'm like hey, you know these are the kids that were great. These are the kids that weren't great 12:04 Speaker 1 Oh, you actually do that always wonder the substitute would actually like write down. Oh dude absolutely 12:09 Speaker 1 I'm like brain thrasher terrible kid deal with it, you know like I throw him under the bus 12:15 Speaker 1 But so anyway, this is my favorite apologetic note that a third grader has ever written because it may allow it you read it. 12:25 Speaker 1 So this is is this the one from the kid that said you were going to die from diabetes? 12:29 Speaker 1 Yes, same pit. And I know it's the same kid. I know it's the same kid. 12:35 Speaker 1 And so try to read this note and tell me if you can make it out. 12:39 Speaker 1 I hate this camera. 12:40 Speaker 1 I hate this camera. 12:41 Speaker 1 I hate everything about this camera so much. 12:43 Speaker 1 I'm punching the face. 12:44 Speaker 1 Hold it by the fucking throat and no camera. 12:49 Speaker 1 I'm bouncing. 12:50 Speaker 1 I'm bouncing. 12:51 Speaker 1 Here we go. 12:52 Speaker 1 What the fuck is that? 12:53 Speaker 1 We're bouncing dude. 12:54 Speaker 1 Here we go. 12:55 Speaker 1 Christ. 12:56 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. 12:57 Speaker 1 All right. 12:58 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't know if it was the word before. 13:08 Speaker 1 Sorry for being a bit. 13:12 Speaker 1 I can't even read those words. 13:14 Speaker 1 A bitch and born 2001. 13:18 Speaker 1 My mom died at 9-11 and likes shut up. 13:23 Speaker 1 It says, it says, sorry for being bad and born in 2001, like Spider-Man. 13:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:34 Speaker 1 Look at that. 13:35 Speaker 1 He knows it. 13:36 Speaker 1 And then this is what he drew. 13:37 Speaker 1 is a is that a vape with a shrimp and a domino? I don't know. My favorite part of this whole 13:44 Speaker 1 thing is like the kid, the kid is bad and he wants to apologize, but he won't tell me his 13:53 Speaker 1 identity. It makes no sense. But but he was born into or I love the two thousand I think 13:59 Speaker 1 he was trying to tell me Spider-Man was born in 2011. I like him. Like that's it's that 14:05 Speaker 1 2001 though, right? Did it say 2001 makes you phone. I believe that's when Spider-Man 14:11 Speaker 1 came out. It came out post 9 11 and they had to change some scenes in Spider-Man to get rid 14:18 Speaker 1 of the Twin Towers. That was so soon. I believe it was 2001. Look it up. 14:23 Speaker 1 Let me see. I'm looking right now because he said. I thought it said 2001. I still I 14:27 Speaker 1 mean I think it's that kid. I think it's because he said yeah yeah you're right. Sorry for 14:32 Speaker 1 being bad. I was born in 2001 and I likes Spider-Man. And that kid must be retarded 14:41 Speaker 1 if he's born in 2001 and he still looks cool. And look what he put at the end of his entire 14:45 Speaker 1 apology. LOL. He's like I'm just kidding. Fuck you. You're gonna die. What? So yeah. So 14:55 Speaker 1 that's what I dealt with on Friday. So that was it was it was a good it was a good Friday. 15:00 Speaker 1 I was I was saying it was gonna go another way. I thought I thought a kid was gonna come down the hallway 15:04 Speaker 1 And you were like sucking on the lollipop there, but yeah, suck it mr 15:07 Speaker 1 L and 15:08 Speaker 1 Normally, you know that seems to be like a thing among kids where they're allowed to say that but suck it 15:13 Speaker 1 But obviously it means you know suck my dick 15:16 Speaker 1 Do you let your kids say oh suck it or like if you hear that do you think the fatters? 15:20 Speaker 1 It just one of those things that they don't really know the meaning of it and they can say it versus saying like fuck you 15:25 Speaker 1 So we're moving ahead in the story 15:27 Speaker 1 didn't know we're going here this quick, Brandon. 15:30 Speaker 1 What do you have some sexual aggressions there at the school? 15:33 Speaker 1 No, what happened tonight? 15:35 Speaker 1 Oh, that's cool. 15:36 Speaker 1 So we had, yeah, you totally just jumped. 15:39 Speaker 1 We spoke for Friday to crab Sunday. 15:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 15:43 Speaker 1 Whole weekend. 15:44 Speaker 1 Great time partying. 15:46 Speaker 1 I drew and Jade over here. 15:47 Speaker 1 They're great. 15:48 Speaker 1 And, um, and so we had, we had a party tonight. 15:50 Speaker 1 So Megan, Megan invited a bunch of people over and whatever. 15:53 Speaker 1 So all the kids were in the living room. 15:56 Speaker 1 room. And, and they were on you, I don't know what it is, but they were playing a game, 16:04 Speaker 1 which mean you're going to play here in a second. But I walk in, I walk in from the pool. And 16:11 Speaker 1 I hear the kids just laughing like blah, blah, whatever. And I said, what are you guys doing? 16:16 Speaker 1 They said, we're playing smash or pass, right? Oh, yeah, good game. No, it's not like that 16:24 Speaker 1 It's just a classic 16:26 Speaker 1 Late middle school early high school game. I'd say yeah, okay, so mind you one of the girls 16:32 Speaker 1 That was in my third grade class 16:35 Speaker 1 That I taught on Friday 16:38 Speaker 1 Was playing smash or pass I live here. Well, you know that that's that poor move heard 16:44 Speaker 1 You know that's the PG version of fuck Mary kill right? 16:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what Savannah Savannah and laid me so so I walk in and I'm like 16:54 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are you guys doing? 16:55 Speaker 1 And I hear this little girl and she's in the middle 16:58 Speaker 1 and she's like, pass, pass, pass. 17:02 Speaker 1 And then it was McDreamy from ER and she goes, smash. 17:09 Speaker 1 It's what happened to the Paul Purdue's daughter, would it? 17:12 Speaker 1 No, no, it wasn't her, but close. 17:15 Speaker 1 You're very, very close. 17:16 Speaker 1 And this is and this is a third grade kid, right? 17:19 Speaker 1 And I go, what the heck? 17:20 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting here. 17:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 17:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, and Savannah's in the room and Savannah's laughing and she thinks it's hilarious. I suspect this is inappropriate 17:30 Speaker 1 Understands like what it means or anything. Well, I think I think Carter knows what it means 17:36 Speaker 1 Somewhat, I mean for the longest like there used to be this thing on Facebook 17:39 Speaker 1 And it'd be like would you do a one-night stand with this person and for the longest 17:43 Speaker 1 I thought that just meant like staying up all night and just hanging out and drinking or just you know partying all night 17:48 Speaker 1 That's what I thought a one-night stand was for like the longest 17:51 Speaker 1 And then I found out one night stand was you know, you're bang someone on one night 17:54 Speaker 1 You never see him again, but I remember I guess I remember it popped up my buddy's dad's like would you do a one-night stand with this person? 18:00 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, oh yeah, that'd be pretty cool 18:01 Speaker 1 You know I get to hang out with him all night 18:03 Speaker 1 We just stay open and we'd cook barbecue with them all night before when my dad's and all of us 18:08 Speaker 1 She's cooked barbecue. Oh, yeah, I did one night stand with all these guys all the time. So Carter 18:15 Speaker 1 Recently, oh hold on 18:17 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna have to get. 18:17 Speaker 1 It's happening. 18:18 Speaker 1 Oh God. 18:19 Speaker 1 How many cameras you fucking God. 18:20 Speaker 1 What do we do? 18:21 Speaker 1 We're like a fucking news production right now. 18:22 Speaker 1 Camera. 18:23 Speaker 1 So I just keep switching cameras and everything. 18:25 Speaker 1 Like 50 yard field. 18:26 Speaker 1 Our end zone. 18:26 Speaker 1 All right. 18:27 Speaker 1 Just stay on it. 18:28 Speaker 1 All right. 18:29 Speaker 1 Back to me. 18:30 Speaker 1 Shut up. 18:31 Speaker 1 Hey, Megan, bring me my smash or pass list. 18:32 Speaker 1 Sir. 18:33 Speaker 1 Sir. 18:34 Speaker 1 Sir. 18:35 Speaker 1 So on Friday, Carter is here with his friends. 18:41 Speaker 1 And there's a girl from school. 18:43 Speaker 1 And she reaches out to him. 18:44 Speaker 1 And she's like, hey, I want you to be my boyfriend. 18:46 Speaker 1 Right? 18:47 Speaker 1 It's on. 18:48 Speaker 1 But the problem is he had, he had two of his buddies over and they had control of his iPad. 18:56 Speaker 1 Right? 18:57 Speaker 1 So things go, things go south very quickly with them like, oh, yeah, I want to be your 19:02 Speaker 1 boyfriend, blah, blah, whatever. 19:04 Speaker 1 So the girl that is now his girlfriend, Carter's got his first girlfriend, pretty impressive. 19:10 Speaker 1 She's over during the Smasher Pass. 19:13 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 19:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:15 Speaker 1 Carter smash your pass. What's her face? So so anyway, so afterwards I'm sitting there and Carter's 19:22 Speaker 1 And they're like smash your pass and Savannah's running it. It's just terrible. Like his older sisters running it 19:29 Speaker 1 He just he just she just you know, doctorating the children with bad stuff and Carter goes 19:34 Speaker 1 pass 19:36 Speaker 1 Everybody right. He's like pass 19:39 Speaker 1 pass 19:40 Speaker 1 Pass right that's like dude. Come on bro. Like I mean, I'm talking like 19:45 Speaker 1 legit 19:46 Speaker 1 Tens and Carter's going past past and the girl that he's now 19:52 Speaker 1 Dating at 11 or 12. Yeah. Well, no no, so she's she's over there. She's like good job 20:01 Speaker 1 Afterwards Savannah immediately goes like hey you 20:04 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna say your name, but she immediately goes hey you smash your pass 20:07 Speaker 1 first student comes up she goes smash oh yeah car learned a hard lesson right 20:14 Speaker 1 there they said that's never one of women all right be a lawyer to them there ain't 20:17 Speaker 1 no loyalty Batman if you get married 20:21 Speaker 1 Carter's heart was like what I 20:25 Speaker 1 use the best so anyway real quick we gonna go through this we're gonna do a 20:30 Speaker 1 smash a pass with Brandon you ready yeah yeah go ahead all right smash your 20:35 Speaker 1 pass. All right. Oh man, dude. My writing sucks. Julia Roberts. Or do the 20:44 Speaker 1 Alipa. Do Alipa? Yeah. Do the Alipa. Shut up. Right now. Wait, I don't think 20:54 Speaker 1 it's how Smash Pass works. But at the moment, how they stand, do Alipa, smash 20:58 Speaker 1 her. I want to see her. I want to see her double lips. And then Julie Roberts, 21:03 Speaker 1 That's still fuck but she's just older now. 21:04 Speaker 1 No, yeah, I choose one which one. 21:06 Speaker 1 Dua Lipa, yeah. 21:07 Speaker 1 All right, Dua Lipa. 21:08 Speaker 1 All right, pink or Dua Lipa? 21:11 Speaker 1 Oh, Dua Lipa. 21:13 Speaker 1 God. 21:14 Speaker 1 You realize you're like basing like a 27 year old woman 21:16 Speaker 1 but to like 40 year olds? 21:17 Speaker 1 50 year olds? 21:18 Speaker 1 Shut up. 21:19 Speaker 1 Zoe's cell donor. 21:22 Speaker 1 A Dua Lipa. 21:23 Speaker 1 Zoe's cell donor. 21:24 Speaker 1 Who the fuck is that? 21:25 Speaker 1 What? 21:26 Speaker 1 Zoe. 21:28 Speaker 1 How do you spell it? 21:31 Speaker 1 Zoe. 21:32 Speaker 1 I got that part. 21:34 Speaker 1 Zoe. 21:35 Speaker 1 So don't. 21:37 Speaker 1 How do you suppose they'll don't know. 21:39 Speaker 1 Oh, so Donna. 21:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:42 Speaker 1 Oh fucking do a leap. 21:43 Speaker 1 This is like a this looks like a will sport. 21:46 Speaker 1 I mean, will miss wife with hair. 21:48 Speaker 1 Oh, she was in. 21:50 Speaker 1 She was in. 21:51 Speaker 1 Was she not in a witch and McCulloch? 21:53 Speaker 1 Fast and furious. 21:55 Speaker 1 I mean, not fast, serious mission impossible. 21:57 Speaker 1 All right. 21:58 Speaker 1 Maybe I don't know. 21:59 Speaker 1 All right. 22:00 Speaker 1 Shakira. 22:01 Speaker 1 do a leap. I can't understand anything fucking secure saying so do a leap. 22:06 Speaker 1 Can I bless my okay Jennifer Lopez or do a leap. 22:12 Speaker 1 Oh do a leap. Okay. 22:16 Speaker 1 Carry underwood or do a leap. Oh, I mean, why do why are you picking the youngest 22:22 Speaker 1 girl with all these old chicks that used to be good? 22:25 Speaker 1 Are you talking about carry on? It was not old. 22:27 Speaker 1 She's like 50 now and she no 22:32 Speaker 1 Let me look up Carrie Underwood right now real quick cuz she she's giving me such a boner back in the day 22:37 Speaker 1 But I don't she still looks good 22:39 Speaker 1 She's 43 22:42 Speaker 1 Do just check to a leaf this age 22:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's 30 so she's closer to me 22:47 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with Carrie Underwood just because she's American and she's nice and I grew up on her 22:53 Speaker 1 All right, Carrie Underwood's in the first place running here. All right 22:57 Speaker 1 Laney Wilson or Carrie Underwood Carrie Underwood 23:00 Speaker 1 Laney Laney took all those fucking drugs and lost her ass. That was the only attractive thing about her 23:04 Speaker 1 Okay, I like I think we're going okay, okay Hillary Duff or 23:10 Speaker 1 Carry under wood shit. Let me look up Hillary Duff. Remember which one that fucking one is 23:18 Speaker 1 She's a singer what I don't really know who the fuck this is Carrie Underwood 23:25 Speaker 1 Carrie Underwood 23:27 Speaker 1 You still choosing Carrie Underwood over Hillary Duff. Oh, yeah, really? 23:32 Speaker 1 Okay, Katy Perry. Oh 23:35 Speaker 1 Hillary are 23:37 Speaker 1 Gonna be hard dude. Oh 23:41 Speaker 1 Think 23:43 Speaker 1 Katy Perry in dark horse. Oh dude. I had to jack off that for like fucking three straight dude like multiple times a day 23:50 Speaker 1 a 23:52 Speaker 1 career and it was hot but I wouldn't really jack it off of the time but carry under 23:55 Speaker 1 what but I was prime jack and off age when I started listening to Katy Perry so we're 24:00 Speaker 1 going Katy Perry okay Katy Perry's first place right now Katy Perry or Billy 24:06 Speaker 1 Eilish Katy Perry really yeah Billy's like that she's like she's weirdly her 24:16 Speaker 1 proportions are odd. Okay. All right. Last one. You got to make love to one of these two. 24:25 Speaker 1 You ready? Yeah. Katie Perry. And think about it. Don't just don't just don't just don't 24:31 Speaker 1 just throw stuff out like you always do. And you think about this because I know where I'm 24:36 Speaker 1 out on this and I need to be I need to be with because I got a lot of I got a lot of 24:40 Speaker 1 personal list, right? You just thought about this in your head. You just like, 24:44 Speaker 1 so and so it is. And I got so much crap on this tonight. So I need you to think about this. Okay. 24:53 Speaker 1 All right. Katy Perry. Oh, Lady Gaga. Think about it. Think about it. Don't just, 25:00 Speaker 1 don't just rip something out. Lady Gaga or Katy Perry. I mean, God bless them. 25:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. Think about it. Think about it. Don't just throw stuff out there. 25:09 Speaker 1 there. Gaga, she was also the prime of my Jack and off face for sure. Um, I mean, both 25:16 Speaker 1 these ladies got a healthy dose of semen donated towards them in my wack and off days. 25:20 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. Lady Gaga, man, she, I loved her back in the, I mean, I'm just looking 25:27 Speaker 1 at pictures now. Let me look at Katy Perry right now. Pull up, pull up the session. 25:32 Speaker 1 You can't be either one. Yeah, but that's when it be when they're like 25 years old. 25:37 Speaker 1 I need right now and then Google Google 25:40 Speaker 1 Yaga to that 25:43 Speaker 1 So so the same age 25:45 Speaker 1 1441 25:48 Speaker 1 Let's see 25:50 Speaker 1 Just bouncing back and I mean 25:52 Speaker 1 Gaga no shirt on 25:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're gonna go to pornhove or something like that for that one. It's not popping up on the Google 26:02 Speaker 1 I mean, Carrie Perry on the cloud though. I mean, oh my God, I heard just ass cheeks. 26:11 Speaker 1 Pretty ass cheeks, you know what I mean? Really? I do love Lady Gaga. Like I said, her poker 26:19 Speaker 1 face and bad romance and all that. You know, I was wacking off to her, you know, but I think 26:28 Speaker 1 I like more from music, honestly, more than I do Katy Perry. But I think I'm just gonna 26:31 Speaker 1 I have to go with Katy Perry. 26:35 Speaker 1 Did you go with Gaga? 26:36 Speaker 1 No, I'd fucking both if I had option. 26:38 Speaker 1 But I got to go. 26:40 Speaker 1 So I was got somebody somebody at the party told me that 26:47 Speaker 1 rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, that the fact that I am so into Lady Gaga and pink means I'm 26:56 Speaker 1 into dudes. 26:57 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 26:58 Speaker 1 I can see the pink, but I don't see the Gaga. What are you talking about? You think pink's do dish? 27:04 Speaker 1 Pink 27:06 Speaker 1 Let's see here. Yeah, she's she looks like Megan Rapinoe. See that's that was a problem me 27:11 Speaker 1 If you were to throw in Halsey in there 27:12 Speaker 1 It would have been it had been a toss-up between because when Halsey went with short hair 27:17 Speaker 1 I did feel kind of gay when I was like oh 27:20 Speaker 1 I liked her, but she's got to have the long hair Halsey with long hair is fucking hot and a like more of her songs 27:26 Speaker 1 it out of anybody you you listed right there well I say that Halsey yeah Halsey 27:32 Speaker 1 Halsey H-A-L-S-E-Y 27:34 Speaker 1 I'm bad at love 27:37 Speaker 1 What is she a rapper? 27:39 Speaker 1 No she's a singer 27:43 Speaker 1 Halsey. 27:44 Speaker 1 H-A-L-S-E-Y 27:47 Speaker 1 Now look at what she's got hair 27:49 Speaker 1 Black hair she's got her black hair 27:51 Speaker 1 I think she's got black hair now I don't know 27:53 Speaker 1 Oh snap 27:55 Speaker 1 This chick 27:57 Speaker 1 Hold on let me go back to my camera 27:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's got it. She's looking like Fergie right there for some reason but normally it's just normal black hair 28:03 Speaker 1 I don't know why she's got fucking braider corn rose 28:06 Speaker 1 She's trying to be Fergie. All right your camera. You got to get that back up 28:09 Speaker 1 We're just looking at your lottery tickets and your below and your phone and I 28:14 Speaker 1 Don't know man. I 28:17 Speaker 1 Think I still choose Lady Gaga. I don't know man. Halsey's pretty hot now saying so at the end of the day you're choosing who 28:25 Speaker 1 out of the list or oh yeah fucking uh Katy Perry yeah yeah yeah yeah got hurt 28:33 Speaker 1 okay well anyway yeah so we did I mean you it you would bust all the lady Gaga 28:39 Speaker 1 and then as your dick still soft you would try to insert it and Katy Perry 28:43 Speaker 1 correct if I mean so you're saying like I have an opportunity for threesome yeah 28:49 Speaker 1 yeah but he gonna put I mean he gonna put all your after 90% of your effort 28:53 Speaker 1 towards because you know you really want one and you're limited time here. 28:59 Speaker 1 Like what percentage of which are you are you dipping in one, dipping in the 29:02 Speaker 1 other? Are you going in a booty hole and then washing it off in the other 29:04 Speaker 1 vagina or what we doing here? 29:06 Speaker 1 Oh, we'll talk about that in a second. 29:09 Speaker 1 Um, I'm going, I'm going 90% like Lady Gaga. 29:16 Speaker 1 You start with her or you just like are you finishing in Katy Perry or you start 29:21 Speaker 1 you're just doing the first 90% Gaga and then just busting in Katy Perry. 29:24 Speaker 1 It's mostly just Gaga. 29:26 Speaker 1 I'm just. 29:27 Speaker 1 But when do you incorporate Katy Perry? 29:31 Speaker 1 10% you know. 29:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, she like your fluffer. 29:35 Speaker 1 She got to get you going first and then like, oh, I'm going to go. 29:38 Speaker 1 Thank you. 29:38 Speaker 1 And then you just hop in Gaga. 29:39 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 29:40 Speaker 1 I just say, yeah, I think so, man. 29:43 Speaker 1 She just gets you warmed up and you're like, oh, terrible. 29:46 Speaker 1 That's good. 29:46 Speaker 1 But I see you to watch and grab my nuts. 29:48 Speaker 1 Hold on. 29:49 Speaker 1 Megan, come here. 29:51 Speaker 1 Come here. 29:52 Speaker 1 Come here. 29:53 Speaker 1 Come here any question for you or bring a man this okay all right now mind you guys we've been 30:00 Speaker 1 into the pool all day so i'm half naked sorry hola how you doing here you give me your get a 30:12 Speaker 1 relay ask her about the katie parry thing all right would you uh first off we gotta know would you 30:18 Speaker 1 you rather bang Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? 30:21 Speaker 1 Is neither an option? 30:22 Speaker 1 No, you gotta bang both of them. 30:24 Speaker 1 One of our both. 30:25 Speaker 1 We gotta be one, and then I gotta figure out 30:27 Speaker 1 who your favorite is, and then we gotta go 30:28 Speaker 1 in the next question. 30:29 Speaker 1 Ah, wait. 30:34 Speaker 1 Lady Gaga. 30:36 Speaker 1 Gaga, okay, all right. 30:37 Speaker 1 Now, if you had both of them at the same time, 30:39 Speaker 1 who would you donate most of your time to? 30:41 Speaker 1 Chuck said 90% to Gaga, 10% to Katy Perry. 30:44 Speaker 1 And, God, is there any other questions that I use? 30:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, these are weird. 30:51 Speaker 1 I'll just go with what he said. 30:53 Speaker 1 Oh, 90%. 30:55 Speaker 1 So he started off, he started off, thank you. 30:57 Speaker 1 He started off with, he's gonna start with Katy Perry, 31:00 Speaker 1 he's gonna fluffer, and then he was gonna move on to Gaga 31:02 Speaker 1 and do the rest, the 90% with Gaga. 31:05 Speaker 1 You're disgusting. 31:07 Speaker 1 What? 31:08 Speaker 1 You're disgusting. 31:08 Speaker 1 Why would you say? 31:09 Speaker 1 Why would you eat? 31:10 Speaker 1 What do you say? 31:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know how to answer. 31:16 Speaker 1 You guys are weird. 31:17 Speaker 1 I guess I'll just go with what he said. 31:19 Speaker 1 I'm going to do that. 31:21 Speaker 1 I'm boring. 31:22 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 31:23 Speaker 1 Look at that. 31:24 Speaker 1 No, she agreed. 31:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, she agreed. 31:26 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:27 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm an easy wife. 31:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're in the clear. 31:32 Speaker 1 You just got to give them both over tonight. 31:34 Speaker 1 You got, yeah. 31:36 Speaker 1 You got about four hours to get them both over here. 31:39 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, good luck. 31:42 Speaker 1 What? 31:45 Speaker 1 You gotta go over here tonight. 31:46 Speaker 1 Yep. 31:46 Speaker 1 Bye, Brandon. 31:50 Speaker 1 Hey, give me a wine. 31:52 Speaker 1 Dude, she's giving you the pass right now. 31:54 Speaker 1 She said she would go with what you would do. 31:56 Speaker 1 Start off in Katy Perry and then finish in Lady Gaga. 31:59 Speaker 1 She said that. 32:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:01 Speaker 1 She sounds like I was like Chuck could get them both over right now. 32:03 Speaker 1 Right? 32:04 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah. 32:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 32:05 Speaker 1 So you got four hours to get soon as we get off here. 32:07 Speaker 1 You got to call Lady Gaga and make Perry. 32:09 Speaker 1 get to get their manager online and say, Hey, do you want to do this three sum real quick? 32:13 Speaker 1 So Megan. 32:16 Speaker 1 Oh, she's gone. 32:18 Speaker 1 Has he been talking about three some or something? 32:19 Speaker 1 Like I was surprised you brought her in on that conversation. 32:22 Speaker 1 No, because dude, here's what happened. 32:24 Speaker 1 So so she's been doing that belly or I told you, she's been getting whatever. 32:32 Speaker 1 I don't know how to call it. 32:35 Speaker 1 Women get these patches and it changes their hormones, right? 32:39 Speaker 1 Okay, so she's talking to a friend. She said hey, you gotta get this you get this patch and it's gonna change your hormones and 32:53 Speaker 1 Sorry 32:55 Speaker 1 Sorry, so anyway, so she's like she's like she had a friend and she goes. Oh dude 32:59 Speaker 1 You have this patch like this patch changes your life, right? So man goes to hospital 33:04 Speaker 1 She gets all these like tests on her and they're trying to like get her hormones fixed 33:10 Speaker 1 Well, this before after she started having her crazy heart problems 33:13 Speaker 1 It was the same time 33:16 Speaker 1 So so Megan gets her and dude like I'm like and I tell you guys everything like 33:22 Speaker 1 I'm very honest and open about everything so I tell you this 33:26 Speaker 1 in 33:28 Speaker 1 15 years 33:30 Speaker 1 me and Megan 33:32 Speaker 1 Have never went more than like 15 days without making love right like ever we mean that by that like penis inside 33:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, I don't know if you mean like blowjobs or hand jobs like no 33:46 Speaker 1 I mean like playing with the boobs like doing it right so right so she's like hey 33:51 Speaker 1 I want to change this hormone stuff and I want to there's apparently this patch that goes in your belly and 33:57 Speaker 1 and you can, it changes the world, right? 34:00 Speaker 1 So anyway, so she's gonna do it. 34:02 Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, that's cool. 34:04 Speaker 1 So she does it. 34:06 Speaker 1 So dude, like day five rolls around. 34:11 Speaker 1 After she, and mind you, 34:14 Speaker 1 like it jacks up your period, like a woman's period. 34:18 Speaker 1 So she- 34:19 Speaker 1 Like the length or like the amount that comes out. 34:22 Speaker 1 No, like the length. 34:23 Speaker 1 So like she would have a period 34:25 Speaker 1 and then she'd be off it for three days. 34:27 Speaker 1 and the first period. It's like a it's like one of those 34:32 Speaker 1 Mexicans upside down exclamation marks the mess. 34:34 Speaker 1 You know, bro, it would last for three weeks. So now her period 34:38 Speaker 1 lasts for three weeks, right? 34:40 Speaker 1 That's not good. I know. 34:42 Speaker 1 And if I know we talk about the other day, I was like, do you 34:44 Speaker 1 like having sex with a woman on her period? And I didn't even 34:46 Speaker 1 know any of this. I know that's disgusting. But now you're 34:48 Speaker 1 going to get used to it. 34:49 Speaker 1 Not one now. So it's only way so much. This is my life, you 34:53 Speaker 1 know. So so I'm like, I'm like, this is bad, you know. So 34:57 Speaker 1 So she does that whole thing and she's doing this patch, whatever. 35:03 Speaker 1 So two days ago, I thought I said, I was like, dude, like here's the deal. 35:09 Speaker 1 Like we got to work this out. 35:11 Speaker 1 We would have figured out how to go. 35:12 Speaker 1 How was this going to work out for everybody? 35:15 Speaker 1 You know, because it was, it was so bad. 35:18 Speaker 1 Wait, are you the one that being like, I can't have sex with you. 35:20 Speaker 1 You're on the period or she's like, now I'm on my period. 35:22 Speaker 1 We can't do this. 35:23 Speaker 1 No, no, no, it was me. 35:25 Speaker 1 Like I was I was I was definitely the one that was like hey like definitely need to talk to your therapist about that to get over that 35:31 Speaker 1 Oh, it changed my life has changed my whole world has changed great. Well, no 35:37 Speaker 1 No choice like at this point. I'm in you know, I mean I'm 100% in so so I'm just like dude 35:44 Speaker 1 I'm like okay like what is this like? 35:47 Speaker 1 So I had the idea and I had trouble today because I said well 35:53 Speaker 1 have you ever thought about just having his strike to me? Oh yeah, that just 35:58 Speaker 1 reappears all together but I was always worried is it just turn into like a 36:01 Speaker 1 cavern in there? It's like a big old cave like once you put your wiener in your 36:04 Speaker 1 wiener just like, oh where are we? Oh, oh, oh. I got in a lot of trouble for that 36:09 Speaker 1 brain. Oh because of the cavern? No for saying exactly what you said. Oh, oh so you 36:15 Speaker 1 brought it up and you're like, but I'm worried my wiener's gonna go to a cavern 36:18 Speaker 1 just gonna fall off in there. 36:20 Speaker 1 So all the women at the party day, 36:25 Speaker 1 they were all about the same age. 36:27 Speaker 1 And I said, why don't you guys all just get hysterectomies 36:30 Speaker 1 and we can fix this whole thing. 36:33 Speaker 1 And it was not a good. 36:34 Speaker 1 I just imagine a husband, I was like, 36:36 Speaker 1 I don't know man, I can't put my penis in a cave. 36:40 Speaker 1 No, the guys were all like, exactly. 36:43 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, Chuck, you're the man, right? 36:45 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, 36:46 Speaker 1 like, Hyster out to me's rule. 36:48 Speaker 1 And the girls were all like, oh my God. 36:51 Speaker 1 And then we got in a lot. 36:52 Speaker 1 I gotta watch trouble. 36:54 Speaker 1 But either way, so what we came up with was a pay-to-play 37:01 Speaker 1 system. 37:04 Speaker 1 Okay, does that make sense? 37:07 Speaker 1 You pay for the hysterectomy and you can. 37:09 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, hysterectomy is dropped at the table. 37:12 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 37:13 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, oh. 37:14 Speaker 1 You pay for a vacuum pump. 37:16 Speaker 1 It's not called a blood out for you have sex. 37:18 Speaker 1 How about we use paper sexual activity, right? 37:20 Speaker 1 So, 37:21 Speaker 1 Oh, you're gonna get prostitutes? 37:22 Speaker 1 No, no, hear me out. 37:24 Speaker 1 As a husband, you say, okay, 37:28 Speaker 1 this is how much X is worth. 37:31 Speaker 1 And if this happens, you get X amount of dollars, okay? 37:36 Speaker 1 Can you, can you, and we came up with it. 37:39 Speaker 1 It was just me. 37:40 Speaker 1 It was, I had a bunch of dudes over here tonight. 37:42 Speaker 1 We all came up with the pay to play program. 37:44 Speaker 1 It's a great program, okay? 37:46 Speaker 1 But as a wife, how much should a wife make to do BJs? 37:55 Speaker 1 Like real money? 37:57 Speaker 1 Real money to pause in their account from their husband. 38:01 Speaker 1 How much should a woman have to make 38:03 Speaker 1 to give a guy a blowjob? 38:05 Speaker 1 Did you think this through? 38:06 Speaker 1 No, how much should a husband pay for that? 38:10 Speaker 1 I think this is a great thing. 38:11 Speaker 1 It's a good thing. 38:12 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 38:13 Speaker 1 So you're like, you just like, 38:15 Speaker 1 This is like your own personal prostitute at the moment. 38:18 Speaker 1 Okay, we gotta work that way. 38:20 Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean kinda. 38:23 Speaker 1 So how much is a BJ worth? 38:26 Speaker 1 I think, you know, depending on how, 38:30 Speaker 1 I'd say 100 bucks is probably good. 38:33 Speaker 1 It's 100 bucks, dude. 38:34 Speaker 1 That's what we said, 100 bucks. 38:36 Speaker 1 Or a solid BJ, two completion or what? 38:38 Speaker 1 Are they gonna, their jaw is gonna get tired? 38:40 Speaker 1 Two completions, 200. 38:42 Speaker 1 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 38:44 Speaker 1 I know. 38:45 Speaker 1 How long's a non completion is it like I already said my jaw hurts nope Megan already tried it 38:50 Speaker 1 So nothing though she had nothing oh so it wait 38:53 Speaker 1 So where's the fine line between completion and not like what if you just pull out and finish it yourself? 38:56 Speaker 1 No, it's gonna be a solid rock, you know solid like you know 39:00 Speaker 1 30 seconds or whatever okay 30 seconds for a hundred bucks damn. I know I know but that's I mean is what it is right? 39:08 Speaker 1 We're just bang bloody pussy 39:10 Speaker 1 For free 39:12 Speaker 1 Okay, what no we got we have a schedule here. Okay. No, no, so so BJ's are hundred bucks. Okay 39:21 Speaker 1 How much how much how much is this is this is crazy, but it worked out? 39:28 Speaker 1 How much is like anal anal by saying we just got Germany over here saying butt stuff. Um 39:34 Speaker 1 I'm thinking that one 39:36 Speaker 1 You know women normally don't want to do that in general because apparently like hurts and fucks their butt hole up 39:41 Speaker 1 Time out, time out. All women at the party agreed on this price. This is crazy. Go ahead. 39:48 Speaker 1 Take it in the ass. Okay. I think they would do uh, it's got to be more in a blow jobs. It's 39:54 Speaker 1 more work. Um, is it but holes that really meant for an entry, but it is fun to enter it. Uh, 40:00 Speaker 1 it's like going backwards at TSA and get romantic. Uh, I would say 200. 40:06 Speaker 1 $200. Okay. All right. $200 to put it in the butt till completion. Yes. Oh, nice. That's 40:15 Speaker 1 probably your best bang for your buck right now. I know every guy at the party said that's 40:19 Speaker 1 what we're all going. So tonight, like all the guys that left over here go to the ATM. 40:22 Speaker 1 They're like, Oh, we got to get money out. Oh my God. Like 200 bucks. This is great. So 40:27 Speaker 1 yeah. So what we find what we figured out is if you're married and you're in a loving 40:31 Speaker 1 relationship and you are struggling with, you know, whatever. 40:35 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't want you to struggle with. 40:36 Speaker 1 That's fine. 40:37 Speaker 1 But to have your wife do a BJ, it's $100. 40:41 Speaker 1 But to have your wife do anal, it's $200. 40:45 Speaker 1 I highly recommend that. 40:47 Speaker 1 And that's fine. 40:48 Speaker 1 And there's nothing wrong with that. 40:49 Speaker 1 Like, I think that's a, it's a safe, you know, for $300. 40:55 Speaker 1 She could suck you off halfway and then you put in her ass and then you bust 40:58 Speaker 1 in that motherfucker. 40:59 Speaker 1 Okay. 40:59 Speaker 1 Okay. 40:59 Speaker 1 Okay, so we did talk about the hybrids. That's called hybrid and then the wives were all you can't start in the ass and then suck it 41:06 Speaker 1 All that's gonna be nasty. You got to suck it and then put it in the ass 41:08 Speaker 1 So my god, I can't believe you even brought that up. How did you come up that so quick because this hybrid? 41:15 Speaker 1 I know y'all know y'all gonna want to get two for one deals or try to combine them or something like that 41:18 Speaker 1 It's like unlimited wings at hooters on Wednesday night, but then you add fries for like five dollars, you know 41:23 Speaker 1 There's all kinds of things guys wanted that and I was like I was like dude 41:28 Speaker 1 I was like, we had to keep it simple. 41:31 Speaker 1 Like, BJ 100, anal 200, that's it. 41:34 Speaker 1 And then one of the guys at the party tonight was like, 41:36 Speaker 1 well, what if I wanted to do this? 41:39 Speaker 1 And I was like, it's brave. 41:42 Speaker 1 You know, I was like, I think that's 150. 41:45 Speaker 1 So here's the 150 deal, okay? 41:49 Speaker 1 Imagine this, okay? 41:52 Speaker 1 69. 41:55 Speaker 1 And then you work in anal. 41:57 Speaker 1 Is it still 200 or is it? 42:01 Speaker 1 350 or three? 42:02 Speaker 1 I think 69 is like a standard practice. 42:04 Speaker 1 Like you pay for the experience. 42:06 Speaker 1 No, there are some other things that come along with it. 42:08 Speaker 1 You know, I feel like 69 is kind of like in between, but you might. 42:13 Speaker 1 They might get you with that blowjob tax. 42:14 Speaker 1 You got to be careful now. 42:15 Speaker 1 You know, you got to, you got to know what, uh, what instance you're paying for off the bat. 42:20 Speaker 1 You're paying for just a blowjob. 42:21 Speaker 1 I think it's going to be hard to work it in the asshole. 42:23 Speaker 1 If you're paying for the asshole, I think you might be able to get a little sucky 42:27 Speaker 1 on the 69 and then flip it around and finish in the ass. 42:30 Speaker 1 That's what I said. 42:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 42:32 Speaker 1 All right. 42:33 Speaker 1 So that's that's what we worked on. 42:34 Speaker 1 It was it was a big night. 42:36 Speaker 1 Lots of deals, babe. 42:37 Speaker 1 What if I got I got an idea right here. 42:39 Speaker 1 What if you do like after it's done? 42:42 Speaker 1 Maybe like 10 minutes after you do a double for nothing. 42:44 Speaker 1 And then you just have like let have them lay down and it's like 42:47 Speaker 1 ski ball, you know, pick the targets and then you got to jack off 42:50 Speaker 1 and hit one of the targets and you get like half off or 25% off 42:53 Speaker 1 or you got to pay an extra 50. 42:54 Speaker 1 You miss one of the targets. 42:56 Speaker 1 It's like skeet skeet skeet ball skeet ball. There you go. 42:59 Speaker 1 I don't know. They were pretty they're pretty touchy about this whole 43:05 Speaker 1 the whole deal came up with. I'm sure they're going to love hearing about on 43:08 Speaker 1 tomorrow's episode. They're going to love it. I mean, so much trouble. But since 43:13 Speaker 1 I'm in so much trouble, let's go and get to the last part. So Sunday, as 43:18 Speaker 1 you guys know, record Sunday night for Monday, and so Sunday, I'm at the 43:23 Speaker 1 field. I'm at the ballpark with Sydney, breaking the fourth wall. No, it's 43:27 Speaker 1 It's fine. It's fine. Cause this is great. So you guys remember Brandon, do you remember when somebody sent a transcripts of the show? 43:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, you teased it at the beginning of this episode and you said you're going to tell us who it was. 43:45 Speaker 1 All right. So hold on a second. Hey, Megan. Megan. Can you give me some wine real quick? I'm going to tell Brandon about what happened. 43:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 43:53 Speaker 1 There we go. 43:54 Speaker 1 There we go. 43:54 Speaker 1 So do you remember it was probably, 43:57 Speaker 1 what was that, six months ago? 43:59 Speaker 1 Somebody did that. 44:00 Speaker 1 And what happened was somebody listened to the show 44:04 Speaker 1 and they did transcripts. 44:06 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 44:07 Speaker 1 I was talking about the dog early vibes 44:08 Speaker 1 and the farting in their pussies and everything. 44:10 Speaker 1 Oh man, I'm getting looked at right now. 44:12 Speaker 1 Megan is not. 44:12 Speaker 1 Dog, but that was the same one 44:14 Speaker 1 when I was talking about they had dog ugly wives 44:16 Speaker 1 and their farting in the pussies and whatnot. 44:17 Speaker 1 No, not that one. 44:18 Speaker 1 I'm talking about the one before that. 44:22 Speaker 1 We're good. Give her a thumbs up. Is that the way you talk about them? I'm talking about the one that that happened at the park 44:29 Speaker 1 with the 44:33 Speaker 1 Original transcript guy look set back to it. No, no 44:38 Speaker 1 All right, tell me not to talk about it. She say we're gonna have to edit this whole camera 44:49 Speaker 1 Megan finish it just if it's that bad. We'll just you know 44:52 Speaker 1 Okay, I'll delete that whole episode. 44:53 Speaker 1 Okay, fingers crossed. 44:54 Speaker 1 Brandon said we can delete the whole episode of set bad. 44:57 Speaker 1 Mingers crossed. 44:58 Speaker 1 Okay, all right, here we go. 45:02 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. 45:06 Speaker 1 Look, come on, tell us that or tell us nothing. 45:08 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. 45:09 Speaker 1 So do you remember, it was like, it was like three months ago, 45:12 Speaker 1 somebody listened to the show 45:14 Speaker 1 and they took transcripts of the show 45:18 Speaker 1 and they sent it to the... 45:22 Speaker 1 Was it the first tee? 45:23 Speaker 1 Was it the first instance or was it the second one when I was talking about 45:25 Speaker 1 first one? 45:26 Speaker 1 Cheated everything. 45:27 Speaker 1 No, it's the first one. 45:28 Speaker 1 Is it really the second blink if it's the second one or wink? 45:31 Speaker 1 No, it was the first one. 45:32 Speaker 1 Oh, first one. 45:33 Speaker 1 So, so I went to the ballpark today and I was going good. 45:37 Speaker 1 And I had Sydney's team and I go to my truck and I'm sitting there in the sky 45:42 Speaker 1 walks up and the guy that walks in and he hears the deal. 45:45 Speaker 1 Like I'm not, I don't want to talk to him about the sky. 45:48 Speaker 1 Like everything was good about him. 45:49 Speaker 1 But I thought this guy was the one that did all of it. 45:56 Speaker 1 All of it. Right? 45:58 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting here. I'm like, Oh God. 46:00 Speaker 1 Here we go. It's going down. Right? 46:02 Speaker 1 Cause, cause he listens to the show and that was like, Oh, he's going to blow me up. 46:07 Speaker 1 And if you walked up, he's very nice. And he said, he said, Hey, man, like. 46:12 Speaker 1 I just wanted to not leave things the way they were and blah, blah. 46:16 Speaker 1 I was saying, I'm sorry. 46:18 Speaker 1 And I said, I'm sorry too. 46:20 Speaker 1 It's cool, whatever. 46:22 Speaker 1 And he said, but I want to let you know who it was, 46:25 Speaker 1 who it was that sent the transcripts to 46:30 Speaker 1 in the baseball team, whatever. 46:33 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh my God, you know, like, okay. 46:35 Speaker 1 And so he tells me, and he said it was this person. 46:42 Speaker 1 This is what they did. 46:43 Speaker 1 And I'm sorry, right? 46:46 Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, here's my thing. 46:50 Speaker 1 Brandon? 46:53 Speaker 1 Do I know the person? 46:54 Speaker 1 No. 46:55 Speaker 1 Okay. 46:56 Speaker 1 And I'm sitting here and I talk to Megan about it. 46:59 Speaker 1 I talk to everybody at the party tonight 47:02 Speaker 1 about what do I do? 47:04 Speaker 1 Or how old is this situation? 47:05 Speaker 1 Somebody came after me hard, hard, hard. 47:10 Speaker 1 How do I get back at them? 47:12 Speaker 1 And I know what this person does. 47:14 Speaker 1 I know their business. 47:16 Speaker 1 I know how they do things. 47:20 Speaker 1 What do I do, right? 47:22 Speaker 1 So I'm talking to all the people tonight. 47:26 Speaker 1 So before I tell you what I think I should do, 47:32 Speaker 1 what would you do? 47:34 Speaker 1 Because you know what happened. 47:35 Speaker 1 I mean, they took the transcripts of this show 47:38 Speaker 1 and they sent it to the league in which I coach 47:43 Speaker 1 and said, this dude should never coach again, ever. 47:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was all you. 47:49 Speaker 1 It was all you. 47:51 Speaker 1 I think you could find like, 47:53 Speaker 1 you probably couldn't use one of your kids 47:54 Speaker 1 because he knows him, but you could find a child actor 47:56 Speaker 1 and pretend that this guy was like sexting her 47:59 Speaker 1 and like sending him dick pics and everything. 48:00 Speaker 1 And then you just like have her go to his place of work 48:03 Speaker 1 and be like, I'm here for my boyfriend, 48:04 Speaker 1 but he said he was gonna take me on a date. 48:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, like a 12 year old going there. 48:08 Speaker 1 And then he just like labeled as a pedophile on everything. 48:10 Speaker 1 And then you know, after the everything goes through court 48:13 Speaker 1 and whatnot, the girl can be like, 48:15 Speaker 1 oh, I'm sorry, actually I got the wrong guy and everything. 48:17 Speaker 1 But still everyone, his name's tainted, 48:18 Speaker 1 he's lost his job with the guy who was texting 48:20 Speaker 1 a 12 year old weird. 48:22 Speaker 1 You can do that or you could also, 48:27 Speaker 1 we could do reverse advertising. 48:28 Speaker 1 We could advertise them, be like, 48:30 Speaker 1 whatever his business is, be like, 48:31 Speaker 1 they also hate the blacks and the Jews, 48:33 Speaker 1 and they don't want Marta to come anywhere near us. 48:35 Speaker 1 Not that we hate them, we're just very critical of them, 48:38 Speaker 1 but we could do the reverse sponsorship 48:40 Speaker 1 to get them to stop. 48:41 Speaker 1 Now you're closer now you're closer 48:45 Speaker 1 So I was gonna do I was gonna do oh I got it you pay his wife $400 a fucker in the butt or 48:52 Speaker 1 Or 48:54 Speaker 1 So I have a friend that is a IRS CI agent 49:00 Speaker 1 Hey, that's got to be the worst person ever IRS 49:04 Speaker 1 CI agent 49:07 Speaker 1 Confidence won't form it for the IRS good God criminal investigator 49:11 Speaker 1 the IRS. So all he does is investigate criminal investigations bubble. And I'm thinking about 49:18 Speaker 1 reporting him. So, so here outside, I'll say what he does. So the only reason all right 49:25 Speaker 1 tell us what he does, and I'll let you know. So he is a physical therapist for NFL players. 49:32 Speaker 1 So was he whack him off in the locker room? I mean, you would think so. He's such a douche 49:37 Speaker 1 dude. Like you would think so. Like he's going in there. He's like, Hey, boys, $100 blow 49:41 Speaker 1 jobs. Just let me know. He treats it like that. Like you'll meet you and be like, Hey, man. 49:45 Speaker 1 So like be done. Oh my God. He's on my best clients. You know, he's on or be on be John. 49:52 Speaker 1 Oh, Robert. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's how he is. He's a he's do she like that. Like you'll 49:57 Speaker 1 meet this guy and he he's all about how many NFL players he has that they rub down. Yeah. 50:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:05 Speaker 1 And so I'm thinking about it, I'm like, okay, well, 50:07 Speaker 1 how do I attack him, but not push it too far? 50:15 Speaker 1 Cause I don't wanna go too far with this. 50:17 Speaker 1 I don't wanna go to the suit. 50:18 Speaker 1 I really don't. 50:19 Speaker 1 Like it's, we've already been suited enough. 50:21 Speaker 1 I don't wanna do it. 50:23 Speaker 1 So I'm thinking about just reaching out to the IRS. 50:27 Speaker 1 Cause so many, if so many contact, 50:29 Speaker 1 if an IRS agent contacted you tomorrow 50:32 Speaker 1 And they said, Brynn, we know that you have a business. 50:37 Speaker 1 We know you do this podcast, blah, blah, 50:39 Speaker 1 but we have you under investigation. 50:44 Speaker 1 We did not mess with you for like months. 50:47 Speaker 1 I've always been scared about this. 50:48 Speaker 1 Like I'm scared of screw up my tax or something like that 50:50 Speaker 1 and I do something wrong. 50:51 Speaker 1 And what I would immediately do, 50:52 Speaker 1 see the only problem is you get out of this really easy. 50:54 Speaker 1 You just transfer everything into your mom's name 50:56 Speaker 1 and then you file bankruptcy and the IRS can't touch you. 50:58 Speaker 1 So, but also if you start talking to the IRS, 51:01 Speaker 1 going to want to start looking into you and me and everything else we do. So I just you 51:05 Speaker 1 don't need any government opposition or anything in here. We just need a child that is willing 51:09 Speaker 1 to frame this man. All right. 51:11 Speaker 1 Dude, we know we have the IRS. We're okay. Like we IRS work good. Like I got I got enough 51:18 Speaker 1 buddies in the IRS. We're okay. Because what do they do for me? We really? I don't know 51:23 Speaker 1 you scare. They're going to look at us. I don't know. Oh, for what? Yeah, like this 51:27 Speaker 1 This guy makes a shit ton of money rubbing down NFL players. 51:30 Speaker 1 I mean he's rubbing them down. 51:31 Speaker 1 He does make a lot of money. 51:33 Speaker 1 But I think that's what I'm going to do. 51:35 Speaker 1 I think that's the way to get back at him. 51:37 Speaker 1 It's just have my buddy, I'll send the information to my buddy and say, hey, you're like, can 51:43 Speaker 1 you look into this guy? 51:45 Speaker 1 That's terrible for anybody to take call. 51:49 Speaker 1 What if, or what if we do reverse, you get him a billboard that says, I like to rub 51:56 Speaker 1 down guys give me a call and everyone thinks he's like a gay porn or gay prostitute not knowing 52:03 Speaker 1 because I don't think that's defamation because he likes to rub down guys and that's his job so 52:07 Speaker 1 you're just helping a buddy out to get more clientele but they're gonna see the billboard but this 52:12 Speaker 1 guy likes to jack dudes off it's an I'll be in trouble if I do that right I don't think so I think 52:18 Speaker 1 it will I don't think so I mean I think I mean I guess you can stitch on to the IRS but I you know 52:24 Speaker 1 I'm not a fan of government agencies, but you can give him a call if you want to 52:28 Speaker 1 I don't know 52:29 Speaker 1 Do you know he's like fucking his taxes up or something like that or he's like, you know 52:33 Speaker 1 He's not reporting how many times you rub down the Falcons or what's going on for the purposes of this recording 52:39 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say yes. I was told that he's cheating on his taxes 52:44 Speaker 1 And that's why I'm doing it probably cheating on his wife a bunch of college or NFL dicks too 52:49 Speaker 1 a little pussy. I'm just kidding. He's a butthole. It takes in the ass. But no, I mean, there's 52:56 Speaker 1 multiple ways we can go about this kind of sprung it right here, but we could definitely 52:59 Speaker 1 fuck with them. Sure. We can start going in and then getting like rubbed downs and accuse 53:02 Speaker 1 them of like touching your wiener. That's been super. The sense secret shoppers in there 53:06 Speaker 1 and see if we'll give like a hand job to like dudes. I thought about it so much. I'm 53:11 Speaker 1 trying to figure this out. But either way, we know who it is. We know who the guilty party 53:15 Speaker 1 and Megan is over here right now. 53:18 Speaker 1 Tell me very, very careful about what I say. 53:21 Speaker 1 Fire. 53:22 Speaker 1 I am, but I think, I think this is the way to go about it, right? 53:25 Speaker 1 IRS, boom, done. 53:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can give a shot. That's cool with me. 53:29 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say, whoever the dude is listening is, you know, 53:31 Speaker 1 I don't give a fucking trust the one that gets all the lawsuit. 53:33 Speaker 1 So it's up to you, but we talk to him about it tomorrow. 53:36 Speaker 1 I'm sure you're gonna call me sometime, 53:37 Speaker 1 but I'll be like, oh dude, this guy's pissed. 53:38 Speaker 1 There's gonna be, there's gonna be a call as soon as this recording's over 53:41 Speaker 1 of me telling Brandon to delete half of this show. 53:45 Speaker 1 I'm a guy it's too late man. It's way too late for us 53:48 Speaker 1 Well, I'm glad you had a good time you pretty much took up all the show with everything 53:55 Speaker 1 It's just fine now we have anything else playing so that's good 53:58 Speaker 1 But the last thing I want to do is when we came on the show earlier 54:02 Speaker 1 You probably I don't know if I cut that part out at the beginning but Chuck's like oh 54:05 Speaker 1 Give me a glass of wine, but before that there's a package and 54:09 Speaker 1 And Chuck may bring the package in for Chuck. 54:12 Speaker 1 He's like, Oh man, this is this is Deaf August, man. 54:15 Speaker 1 He had to give me another package. 54:17 Speaker 1 And just to make you understand this, 54:19 Speaker 1 it's an Amazon package that is left on the front porch 54:21 Speaker 1 of Chuck's house. 54:23 Speaker 1 Deaf August has not been there in five days. 54:26 Speaker 1 He already gave him his gift from the time being here. 54:28 Speaker 1 So Chuck thought he gave him a package after he left. 54:34 Speaker 1 He'd mail us up to do his house. 54:35 Speaker 1 But if Chuck remembers, I texted him, 54:38 Speaker 1 or I talked to him two nights ago, said I was getting Savannah some gifts. And then I take 54:42 Speaker 1 some earlier today saying Savannah's gift was going to be there and is on the front porch 54:46 Speaker 1 and Chuck still forgotten. He's like, this has got to be Deaf August, man. He says, 54:49 Speaker 1 clue what's on there that is not Deaf August. So this is one of Savannah's first gifts. 54:54 Speaker 1 It's her birthday coming up this week or next week. I don't know exactly what it is. I just 54:58 Speaker 1 knew it was this month. So I'd go ahead and get it. She's got another one coming, but Chuck 55:02 Speaker 1 Go ahead and unveil the first. 55:04 Speaker 1 Right. 55:05 Speaker 1 So Savannah's 14 minutes. 55:07 Speaker 1 This is a big. 55:07 Speaker 1 This is a big gear for her. 55:09 Speaker 1 I mean, whatever, but Brandon called me was two nights ago. 55:14 Speaker 1 I just took his gift out. 55:16 Speaker 1 And I said, and Brandon called me and said, Hey, man, you're going to be happy 55:20 Speaker 1 with two of the gifts. 55:21 Speaker 1 One of them was a little weird. 55:23 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what does that mean? 55:25 Speaker 1 And dude, I'll be honest with you. 55:27 Speaker 1 I thought you got my daughter a gift card to Victoria's Secret. 55:33 Speaker 1 Like, I don't know why. 55:35 Speaker 1 It's not that Brandon's being creepy. 55:37 Speaker 1 It's that I'm thinking like, okay, like it's because of the pink thing and, you know, these girls. 55:42 Speaker 1 I mean, I'll do that. 55:43 Speaker 1 I'll do that 16 to freak you out. 55:45 Speaker 1 Then you're like, oh my God. 55:46 Speaker 1 Yes. 55:47 Speaker 1 Yes. 55:48 Speaker 1 But this, this is the first one that I've gotten from Brandon. 55:51 Speaker 1 And I gotta be honest. 55:52 Speaker 1 I'm impressed because you know. 55:54 Speaker 1 the door dash baby. Yeah. 55:57 Speaker 1 $50 the door dash because last last time, 56:00 Speaker 1 uh, I don't even know what I gave him money for last time. 56:02 Speaker 1 I think I just gave him it might have been Christmas money or something. 56:05 Speaker 1 Um, but I gave him Christmas money when we went to do the scouting event at, 56:09 Speaker 1 uh, new round brewing for the first time. 56:11 Speaker 1 And I remember Savannah took her cash home and she was trying to trade her cash 56:14 Speaker 1 out to you. Right. 56:16 Speaker 1 So she could order a bunch of stuff on door dash online and Chuck told her, 56:20 Speaker 1 now you're not ordering door dash. What the hell? 56:22 Speaker 1 Gaze that she doesn't she has you every day. That's her. That's her jam, right? Like every morning for breakfast 56:29 Speaker 1 She's trying to get Starbucks. She's trying to get whatever it jives me crazy now granted. She is babysitting 56:35 Speaker 1 So she is like okay. I got I got 56:39 Speaker 1 $300, you know, you know much money. She spent it at Taco Bell two nights ago. Oh, it's got to be 50 bucks 56:46 Speaker 1 $75 56:48 Speaker 1 But I'm just like what are you doing dude like you're killing me 56:51 Speaker 1 But this is big because she she will definitely appreciate this. That's a very good gift 56:56 Speaker 1 Is she still awake at the moment? Can she accept the gift or she even there? Yes, you ready to go? 57:01 Speaker 1 Oh, I want to meet you 57:06 Speaker 1 Just screaming somebody and he just knocked out his whole fucking setup 57:09 Speaker 1 I don't know if he just lost power or what the fuck just happened 57:12 Speaker 1 But the man just screamed a high hill and then now his entire setup went gone. I what the fuck's happening. Can you hear me? 57:18 Speaker 1 Are you there? 57:19 Speaker 1 , he had to kick this whole set up up. I have no idea what the fuck happened. 57:24 Speaker 1 I mean, 57:25 Speaker 1 took so 57:26 Speaker 1 Oh man, it's going to be crazy. 57:28 Speaker 1 So I guarantee you Chuck's going to be like, oh man, 57:29 Speaker 1 I did everything else that we said and just make it like the intro. 57:32 Speaker 1 And that's it. 57:33 Speaker 1 But I have no idea what's going on right now. 57:35 Speaker 1 It's a, you started screaming to his daughter and now his whole setup went down. 57:40 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on right now, but I will tell you. 57:43 Speaker 1 Well, we got a little bit of time left. 57:44 Speaker 1 I do have another card coming in. 57:45 Speaker 1 It is a Sephora card. 57:47 Speaker 1 And the $50 for Savannah, you know, I buy the kids presents. 57:51 Speaker 1 I don't ever buy, you know, always been on the kick buying 57:53 Speaker 1 Chuck gifts and everything, but really comes down to like the kids and whatnot besides the first gift 57:57 Speaker 1 That was a cheesecake factory card and then it was and then it was 58:02 Speaker 1 Baseball's this past week, but me I just always buy stuff just for the kids because personally to me 58:07 Speaker 1 I'm like Chuck really doesn't care about stuff 58:09 Speaker 1 But I'm saying August what he does is nice and generous and I think it's a good idea 58:12 Speaker 1 But I usually just buy gifts for the kids just because I feel like they're the ones that needs gifts more now 58:18 Speaker 1 I don't know if Chuck's coming back or not 58:20 Speaker 1 uh... hopefully uh... hopefully is coming on a mr. find him a call and see what the fuck is going on 58:25 Speaker 1 uh... here we go let me give him a call 58:29 Speaker 1 let's see what's happening 58:31 Speaker 1 you know cut the power off or he knocked his whole set up out 58:35 Speaker 1 hey we just know 58:37 Speaker 1 oh you lost power i didn't 58:38 Speaker 1 it was right when you started screaming at savannah 58:41 Speaker 1 i thought you damn uh knocked your whole uh set up out like i did the other day 58:45 Speaker 1 it's perfect 58:48 Speaker 1 All right, hold on. Wait, I'm gonna, I'm gonna connect you to the road board real quick and we'll just do this last two minutes. Yeah, Savannah. 58:58 Speaker 1 Hold on. Let me grab a spanner. Okay. All right. Can you still hear me? 59:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, let me grab her. Right. 59:05 Speaker 1 Well, say on the phone. Don't don't you fucking idiot? Why the fuck would he hang up? I got to connect to the board and everything. What's going on with this man? 59:12 Speaker 1 I'm gonna do the run through while we're waiting for him to call us back. If you'll 59:17 Speaker 1 us do is your not how to rate it podcast or spot a four. Be sure to lose the five star 59:20 Speaker 1 of you and a follow helps a good bit. It really does. And we see how doing it all the time 59:24 Speaker 1 even more so now that we're giving away a PS five at 1000 reviews on the daily dose show 59:28 Speaker 1 on spot a five. 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Well, he said YouTube's gonna take a while. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 It's probably gonna take about two months for them to recognize that we're not a bot 1:00:53 Speaker 1 kick. I have no idea. We're getting into the streaming world and I'm gonna pick up streaming 1:00:57 Speaker 1 a little more to when I'm not doing the saka. So let's see if we can get a hold of Chuck 1:01:01 Speaker 1 real quick one last time for we get on out of here. I don't know why he hung up on me. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 And I don't know why he's taking so long for him to call me back. But, like, his daughter's 1:01:10 Speaker 1 like, Dad, what are you doing? Oh, I'm trying to figure it out. Try to figure what out. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 Tell you back on the stream yard. I thought you said the power went out. It's good. Put 1:01:25 Speaker 1 back on. Kinda weird. Is it on or not? Well, I'm trying to get back on 1:01:35 Speaker 1 streaming. Okay, what's the problems are you having to get internet or 1:01:40 Speaker 1 what's going on? Oh, my fuse. Hold on. There it is, ladies and 1:01:47 Speaker 1 guys. Second time you ever heard cuss cuss on the podcast. What? What? 1:01:55 Speaker 1 I'm trying to be. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I see a good one. 1:02:02 Speaker 1 Normally, I'm the one one 1:02:05 Speaker 1 hammered. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 Chuck's the one hammered. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 Now, we need to talk about all 1:02:08 Speaker 1 the crabs you got tonight and 1:02:09 Speaker 1 everything from everybody swimming 1:02:10 Speaker 1 in the pool. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 We all shared crabs and what not. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 I'm gussing. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 I mean, we do this, like every day. 1:02:20 Speaker 1 You know that. 1:02:22 Speaker 1 I can't help to fucking power 1:02:24 Speaker 1 it out, man. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 I'm not saying the power I'm like, 1:02:25 Speaker 1 what do you want. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 Why can't I? 1:02:27 Speaker 1 Is your internet not working or 1:02:28 Speaker 1 what? 1:02:30 Speaker 1 one is god damn 1:02:37 Speaker 1 of one is alright get done now bye 1:02:41 Speaker 1 all right 1:02:42 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck we're doing here anymore I have no idea I feel like I'm in 1:02:47 Speaker 1 the twilight zone the complete fucking time we're here it just doesn't make any sense but 1:02:52 Speaker 1 I guess I'll talk about the Falcons and how terribly they look the other night first 1:02:57 Speaker 1 play of the game I mean god damn two it just dropped the fucking ball literally drop the 1:03:01 Speaker 1 fucking ball on the first snap of the game. We now got the famous meme of Pinnox point 1:03:06 Speaker 1 and old rad them from behind his bad light. Really? This guy's going to be the one that 1:03:08 Speaker 1 replaces me. Yeah, I don't think so. They look pretty terrible. But the good thing was 1:03:13 Speaker 1 I watched a lot of other NFL teams and they looked equally as bad. I think the best looking 1:03:18 Speaker 1 team was probably a Haines King look pretty good. And I will give tie Simpson a little 1:03:23 Speaker 1 bit of credit. However, I don't think they're going to keep tie Simpson. I think they're 1:03:26 Speaker 1 gonna, uh, you Stafford for the next two years and I think Bennett is going to move into the 1:03:31 Speaker 1 starting quarterback role. Honestly, I don't see why he wouldn't. Uh, I mean, Ty Simpson 1:03:36 Speaker 1 did nothing at Alabama and sets in one, two national championships back to back. So he 1:03:41 Speaker 1 seems like the next guy head, I think he's done with his drinking problems and his alcohol 1:03:46 Speaker 1 and drugs, you know, you got to get that out of you, especially when he won two national 1:03:50 Speaker 1 championships back to back at a school that hadn't done it since 1980. Uh, so you got a 1:03:54 Speaker 1 a reason to get hammered and get drunk and do a bunch of drugs. Best reason ever in your 1:03:58 Speaker 1 life. I'll go ahead and tell you that. I think Ty Simpson, they're going to hold him on as 1:04:02 Speaker 1 like a bargaining chip for other teams to see if they're going to trade with them or do 1:04:07 Speaker 1 anything of that sort. He might, he might prove to be better than Bennett. I highly doubt 1:04:13 Speaker 1 it though. The only way I see him coming in this year is Stafford gets hurt for a game, Bennett 1:04:19 Speaker 1 comes in and then he just does absolute ass and they got to bring Ty Simpson in. But I 1:04:22 Speaker 1 I don't really see that being the scenario or the case. 1:04:25 Speaker 1 We're gonna give Chuck another 30 seconds 1:04:27 Speaker 1 before we get on out of here, because it is late. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 And I don't know what the hell he's doing. 1:04:31 Speaker 1 He's the power's kind on. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 I don't know what that fuck that means. 1:04:34 Speaker 1 The power's kind on. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 We'll just have the show Savannah, her gifts tomorrow. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 I don't know another one's coming in 1:04:40 Speaker 1 and we're gonna have the door dash one. 1:04:43 Speaker 1 Should we get to go? 1:04:44 Speaker 1 What's up? 1:04:45 Speaker 1 All right, well, I don't think Charles 1:04:46 Speaker 1 gonna be here anytime soon. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 So we're gonna go ahead and get on out of here. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you tomorrow. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 Bye.