Paraplegic Midget Would Survive Plane Crash EP-368 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-14
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But I will tell you that these rumble streams are paying off, baby. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the Daily Doe Show. Over there is Chuck Charles Iron Fist. Where do you want me to send the check baby? 1:15 What check? 1:16 Our rumble stream, the money we've made off our stream so far. 1:19 How much do we make Let. 1:20 Me do a little calculation here. All right, so yours is four and a half cents. That's your share. I was surprised though. I was like, damn, we're actually getting some pennies right now. And we have like not, not that many viewers at the moment, but I think the consistency, I think hopefully we can get a good a good community built up over here on the Rumble. 1:40 I have no idea what rumble is, but I'm I'm excited to be a part of it and it's just, it's very exciting for my 4 1/2 cents. Hold on to that. OK, We'll do a cash out like I did with Apple Music when, when I first started, you know, recording music and put it on Apple Music. 1:56 You have to tell, I think we're using Distro Kit at the time to put all of our music out there, all the streaming platforms and they say, you know, how much money do you want to have in your account before we send you a direct deposit, right? 2:09 Talk to all $10,000 just finish that should come every two weeks or. 2:13 Something, so I said, I think I said $250, like like $250 was my set price, you know, and, and, and I, I remember, I think we went like 3 months and I'm talking having like 3 albums on Apple Music, right, $250. 2:30 And after three months I'm sitting there, I'm going, well, surely they have the wrong Browning stuff, right? I'm thinking in my head, 'cause I'm, you know, I see people playing the music. I, you know, I've shared it with my, my huge group of Facebook friends, which is 1000 people. For Artists Developers Advertising Investors Vendors Useful links Support Free Mobile App Popular by Country Import your music Premium Duo Premium Family Premium Student Spotify Free Audiobooks Access Legal Safety & Privacy Center Privacy Policy Cookies About Ads Accessibility Notice at Collection Your Privacy Choices © 2026 Spotify AB So surely there's more money in there. So I get online and I look, and at that point we were at 20, like $27.00 after three runs. 2:54 And so, so I changed the distro kit distribution limit to $25. And guess what? I usually get a pretty good check every two to three months, even now. Very exciting. 3:07 Look at that professional musician baby getting paid for this over here. 3:11 And it just, it just lives forever now. It does suck when the guys in the band are going, hey, mind if we get some of that? No, it's $25 every three months. I can't share that. So I'm the only one making any money off our music right now. But but yeah, it pays, you know, well, it doesn't pay for anything. 3:27 But I'm excited about Rumble. Between my music and Rumble, I might have $50.00 in the next quarter. 3:33 Yeah, every, yeah, every six months we just cash out 50 bucks. We just, we'll just go to the local fucking. I don't know. We'll go to that wing spot up there. We'll just $50.00 of wings. It's. 3:43 3:44 Global Heatwave Threatens Italy's Cheese Economy Now, I will say the other thing that's exciting, this heat is legit Georgia. OK? And apparently it's all over the United States. Everybody's melting right now. You paying attention to this? 3:55 Yeah, actually. Well, real quick, we got OD. Rowland's just ran into def August at the gas station, lol. Small world. Hopefully he was working and doing something good. No, yeah, the heat's getting pretty crazy and apparently it's got something to do with like the, the currents and everything. It's like taking our hot air and it's like heating it up even more. 4:12 And then it's smashing Italy and everyone over there. Cuz I just saw earlier that what is it? I think I had it pulled up here as like a secondary story. Yeah, it at least $4.7 billion cheese economy is feeling the heat as climate change threatens its cheese banks that hold Parmigiano wheels as lone collateral, which is crazy. 4:33 Oh, that's right, we talked about that before, 'cause those wheels are very expensive. 4:36 Yeah, but I I didn't realize it was backed by a loan. So this is like, you know how we used to have the gold standard? They got like the cheese standard over there. 4:43 That's awesome, I love cheese. 4:45 Yeah, so if this shit melts, I think, I think their entire economy collapses. 4:49 Well, shame on them for building their entire economy around something that can melt. OK, Yeah. What's first? 4:55 Yeah, 'cause they they were blaming us that the all their AC units over here are blowing hot air towards them. But what if we, like, you know, it sounds stupid, but what if we planned this to get Europe to collapse? We just had Italy, we've melted all their cheese and then they're just fucked. They got no money and 'cause they got all their money tied up in cheese. 5:11 Fucking crazy bastards. 5:12 So this, it may have been planned, but I think it was planned for a different reason 'cause you know, when Simon was over here, you know, he works in power tools and we are talking about, you know, what he's going to do with the future and where he's going to work and if he wants to stay in the UK. And he told me he thinks he has an idea for making $1,000,000 in a year. 5:32 And I said, how's that? He said, bring over air conditioning units to the UK because they don't really have them right now. I mean, not like they should, right? Like they're not, they don't have like an affordable option. You know what the temperature, the average temperature in England has been over the last two weeks. 5:48 I. 5:49 Guess. 5:50 8890° and they have no AC. Could you imagine how miserable these people are? I mean, I it's, it's miserable. 5:59 You know what they always say, you can't help stupid man. It's just like, I, I don't understand it now. You've had years and years and years to do something about this and now people are just dying. Even more people are dying. I mean, I think more people are dying over there in Europe from the heat than they did COVID all together. I mean, it's just like killing them, wiping them out. Now what we would have to do is get AC units, get like the cheapest time, right? 6:17 You know, something that works a little bit. And then we just need to buy them, you know, $100 a piece, resell them at probably, what, 1000 lbs? 6:24 Easy, Yeah, yeah, sell them for. Well, he said right now if you wanted to get we're, we're talking about American AC units, how you have a unit that can run an entire floor of your home. So he said like one of these AC units that we have on our house over there that would cost you American dollars, like $8000 for one, right? 6:44 I think ours are cheaper than that, right? 6:46 I thought about say, that's probably about what cost around here, unless you buy it yourself and hook it up. I think you can do it a little cheaper like that. But usually the AC companies though, they want to fuck you. 6:54 Hard. Oh God they rape you dude. So. 6:58 It's the worst rape ever too, by a HVAC technician. You know that that rape just doesn't feel good at. 7:03 All I know and they're up in your attic going ah, your ducks need cleaning. Shut up. 7:07 Yeah, I already been raped today once by the guy at the at the gas station. 7:11 Dealing with Picky Airbnb Guests and Hot Water Issues Fuck I. 7:12 I freaking hate, you know who else I hate? Hot water. No hot water, people. So so we have a we have a guy standing in our cabin. He got it on, you know, Airbnb or VRBO, whatever. He booked it. He's there for three weeks, OK. And it's an old man. He's got nothing better to do than to complain about everything, right? 7:31 So Megan had to have pots, new pots and pans delivered today because he doesn't like the ones that are in the cabin. 7:38 OK if you want to get raped by the pots and pans lady. 7:40 It gets better, he says. The temperature in the bathroom and that's coming out of the shower is not as hot as it needs to be, and the temperature coming out of the sink is too hot. Now he's. 7:53 Like you got lines crossed somewhere, son. I don't know what happened, but I don't. 7:55 I don't know how does that work? It's one hot water heater. It goes. It's what are we talking about here? Yeah. 8:01 Well, the thing with the sink though, because it's not as aerated, because that's how it feels on our sink too. It's very it, it feels a lot hotter just because it's not aerated and your hands are closer to the faucet where the hot water's coming out in the shower. You know, it's got like a good three SEC or you know, probably like like a foot or two before it hits your head. 8:17 So it's got time to cool down a little bit. 8:18 OK, that's not true. None of that's true and. 8:21 It's aerated like this shower head is not like your sink, Foss. It's not just like just a constant stream, you know, It's like, oh, oh. 8:29 I've taken showers there, I've never had an issue. This guy's just driving me crazy. Now I got to pay for somebody I don't even get. Hot water heater guy, plumber. I don't know who to send so I sent my landscaper. 8:40 Why he's gonna Mexican. You think he'll work on it? He was. 8:42 Close. Yeah, he was the closest one. 8:43 He's like, I won't. I won't rape you hard, Mr. Tard. OK. I will only rape you a little bit. I'm sorry. I don't know what I do. 8:48 But I won't rape you hard. You got somebody close. That's what we do. I go off proximity to the cabin at this point, like even if you're a plumber, they have an electrical issue. I'm sending you just so they're like, well, he's on it, he's out, he's on it. 8:59 But we got, we got Mark M over here. He's, he's saying it's your, your mixing valve in your shower. You know where it switches it from cold to hot and everything and then it blends it? 9:07 That could be it. That's a plumber, isn't it? 9:09 Yeah, yeah. Or I mean, you could probably have your amigo. He's like, boss, they ripped open the wall and I don't see any pipes here. I think I've ripped up the wrong part. 9:18 Hold on. He's. 9:19 Down there right now fucking with the hot water heater about to blow that son of a bitch through the roof. Probably just like hold off, hold off, back off all. 9:26 Right, I'm going to sound so smart right now. Mixing valve. All right, I sent that to my landscaper, so we'll see how this plays out. 9:34 From Heat Rules to Dangerous Old School Coaching Methods Anyway, the reason I brought this up, the reason I brought up the heat and everything. So I got a letter today and an e-mail, An e-mail letter, right. When you were a kid, did you ever have a sport that you played where guidance would come out from, I don't know, like the school district or the county or whatever, and they would say to our practices, there are no bueno between these hours. 10:02 And if you do have a practice, the kids need to be in shade or drinking water for X amount of time during the practice. And they encourage you to make all the kids either show up 30 minutes late to practice or leave 30 minutes early. Have you ever heard anything like this before? 10:16 Yeah, we had that, especially in the middle. Remember it in middle school football and we had to do summer camp training like we were fucking collegiate athletes or some crazy shit like that. Like what, 2 day, 2 times a day, three times a week? Like, are you fucking killing me, coach? Our coach like a rapist though, so I'm glad. 10:32 Yeah, someone. Did like like. 10:33 Literally. Oh, he would get close. Yeah, no, I'm just kidding. He was a cool guy. But he would. Oh my God he thought we were D1 dude. 10:38 He's a good guy, but. 10:40 He did he he swear, I swear to God, he thought we were like fucking Alabama 2012 or something or LSU 2012 some crazy fucking shit and we hadn't won a game in 10 years. That our team was the first team to win a game in 10 years. Remember I told you that was the guy that we had that star quarterback from Texas and he got his arm stepped on and he became 3 elbows for the rest of the year. 10:58 He never played a fucking down. Somehow they gave coach a a spark at ignition to think we're just going to be the best fucking team ever. Well, I think we ended up winning like 3 games that entire season that we just felt like ass. But no, we did have those people come out there and we would, we would love it when it would start like raining because it'd cool it down. 11:18 But you're supposed to go inside as soon as lightning strikes. Well, in coach's eyes, that meant there had to be another adult there to see the lightning and then we'd stop. So he'd only stop practice for lightning if there was like a parents out there waiting or there was like someone, a staff member that wasn't part of the crazy ass clique that they had up there for the football team. 11:37 I mean, it was just insane. It was it was crazy. So yeah, I know. 11:40 What they're talking about. So when one of your one of your players on your team got struck by lightning, your coach was always like, I, I mean, that was the first strike. That was the one. There's always got to be a first. That was the first one, I probably assure you, right, Brandon? You're like, yes, coach. 11:52 Yes, yeah. And then we had a a big old guy the line we had like a horse water through where we supposed to dunk our helmets in to cool off and what not. But then at one point a lineman passed out and we had to put him on a golf cart and we had to roll him into the fucking tub. 12:08 And he just like floated in there for a while until he got done passing out. And then once we pulled him out, what? Yeah, we had this big old lineman, we had to dump him in the horse drop because he was having heat exhaustion out there. So it was so fucking hot. And once he got out, I don't think they ever changed the water. 12:24 We kept putting our helmets back in there and half the team got like ear infections. I didn't. I kept my ears closed. My. 12:30 Ear. 12:31 Yeah, it was bad, dude. I remember one of my buddy Matthew Owens, he he got a bad ear infection from that. I mean, he must have like straight dunked his like straight water in his Dome or something. I don't know what it was. 12:41 All right, well, get back to ear infections. I got to finish this. So I get an e-mail saying that, you know, 'cause I coach different levels of, you know, kids and sports and whatever. And I've never been. I, I, I just sat there. I'm going because so, so, so Sydney has a practice on Sunday and her team practices 4:00 to 6:00 PM on Sunday or Saturday. 13:03 I mean, allegedly it's going to be like 100°. 13:08 It's like the hottest. Part of the day, yeah. So and then they're, they're 10, right? 13:12 Yeah, they can't hold that much water in their body either, so you got to make sure. 13:15 They stay hydrated. OK, so Megan says to me. She goes, what time is the field open that you don't have to have a practice time? I said, so I'm like, let me look at the schedule. Schedules. Nobody's there at 7:00 AM. So I told Megan, I go, we can go 7:00 to 9:00 AM or we can go 4:00 to 6:00 PM. 13:35 What do you want? And she's got, Oh my gosh, you can't expect these girls to get up and be there at 7:00 AM. Well, now because of the heat, these girls can't practice, but more than like what, maybe 45 minutes? Because I had to give them breaks. I got to give them water breaks, going to give them shade breaks. 13:50 I can't be there the whole 2 hours, all this craziness. So now I'm trying to push it to 7:00 AM and I'm getting feet. I'm getting kicked back. Like what? What happened to these kids nowadays, man? Like they didn't want to be winners. 14:03 Yeah, I mean, he's got to practice how you play. So, you know, if you got a game at like 3:00 on a Saturday, you might as well start practicing at 4:00 on a Saturday. So you know how it feels. Because it's not going to do any good to practicing the the coolness of the morning when it's still sticky as hell and it's 85° still. Exactly. Yeah, you got to do it in the the heat of the day. 14:18 So that way you're you're conditioned for any, anything, anytime, anywhere. 14:22 And last time we broke it down at the end of practice, one of the little 10 year old girls looked at me and and she goes, can we do this at 2:00 in the morning next time? Like where your head's at, kid? You know, like I like that. I dig it. But yeah, I thought it was interesting that they sent out the guidance because I don't remember that when I was a kid. Now granted I played sports in the in the 80s and 90s so and I was in Michigan. 14:42 Yeah, it was normal for a kid to die in the field like once a week. 14:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back then, dude, I mean, our coaches would do things that would be crazy illegal today. I mean crazy. I mean, I remember they would blindfold you if you wanted to be a punt returner, and then they would just make you stand there and then have a linebacker just drill you as hard as they could and you were blindfolded so you didn't even know what was coming. 15:02 I'm surprised nobody broke their neck or any. I mean, it was crazy stuff. They used to make people tackle people without helmets just to show them how important a helmet was. 15:11 Say that good head outs busted it wide the fuck open. That's why you wear a helmet, alright? Get this son of a bitch out of here, this pussy. 15:17 Dude, I'm telling you, I remember one time they made, I'm not going to say his name, I don't if you listen to the show, but I still talk to him once in a while. They made one of my buddies practice an entire practice without cleats or socks on because he forgot his cleats. So he had his like tennis shoes, like, oh, do you want to wear those? 15:32 You might as well barefoot. This is what happens when you don't bring your cleats. You're not prepared. You don't want to be part of the team. You're not a winner, right? So he's out there freaking barefoot and he was like a lineman. So he's like trying to block and they're just get his feet stepped on by all these cleats. Kid was dying dude. 15:47 Yeah, but I was about to say he's probably got a bunch of smashed fucking bones out there, but. 15:51 See, that was a different time. So now and you know, again, I I was raised in Michigan, so I mean it the heat little different than it is here, but I just it's just interesting for to me the things that happened in the South compared to things that happened up north. 16:04 Scary Encounters with Snakes in Helmets and Bugs in Shoes Yeah, Did you see that video of the kid? It was that had his, his helmet had a cottonmouth in there and his for an hour. Yeah, that's the same exact kind of water through tank that we had. Same one they used and they had A and they put the motherfucker down in there and drown it and then pull it out. That was fucking crazy. 16:20 It's scary. I have you ever put your helmet on and had you could do this with anything? I mean, I used to ride a motorcycle, my bicycle helmet, whatever. Have you ever put your helmet on? Had a bee or a Hornet in there? 16:30 No, because I remember one time I put my foot in the shoe and I thought it was a spider, but it was just a rock. So I just always check for a spider. 16:36 I had a dude a month ago. I had a grasshopper 3 inches long in my shoe and I put it on and it was the scariest freaking moment. I I kicked that shoe across my driveway and I went over there and dumped it out in this big freaking Jiminy Crick. 16:53 Jimmy. Is it Jimmy Cricket or Jimmy Cricket? Jiminy Cricket came out with a freaking top hat and a cane like Mr. Peanut and he's and I'm like Oh my God. So now I check my shoe because I leave my shoes in the garage. That's scary dude. And a lot of people get bit by stuff. 17:07 Yeah, sometimes, like down here, like if you got boots in the barn and what not, you got to check those because baby copperheads love those motherfuckers. Why? 17:13 Would you have boots in the barn? 17:15 Oh, he's got barn boots. You know, you take your good shoes down there and then you swap to like horse maneuver shoes, boots and out stalls and then you put your good shoes back on and walk back up. 17:24 Yeah, that's scary. The helmet thing. He's lucky, dude, because like, it's one thing to get stuck by. I I got stung by a Hornet twice because I put my helmet on. I took my helmet off after I got stung. I thought it flew away. Put my helmet back on and it stoned me again. 17:37 I'm still hearing you, Jackass. I didn't fucking do nothing. I can't fly. 17:41 I was pissed. I had like 2 stings on my head and nobody could see him so they thought I was lying. They're like Oh yeah OK dude, I'm like no I'm serious. Look this before I was bald but a snake dude. And how did he even know that it was in there? Did it actually touch him or hiss at him or something? 17:56 He said his his helmet was feeling weird, so he took it off and he showed the assistant coach and you can see like the snake, just like behind the padding between the helmet. I'm like Oh my God, I wonder what happened if like he like got hit in the head. Like would it just like crushed a snake or the snake came out and just started biting everybody? 18:10 Why would it bite everybody? 18:12 Don't know, it might just be like it thinks it's part of the play and it's just trying to get out. 18:17 That's part of the deal as he's, as he's running the ball, he takes the helmet out of it or he takes the snake out of his ear hole and just throws it on the opponent. 18:23 Yeah, it's like Ratatouille, but with a cottonmouth, and you're playing football and you're not a chef. No, I don't know what you're yelling at. Yelling at me. 18:29 No, I just yelled at my daughter. She just walked in. I told her he'll get me a Gatorade. I forgot anything to drink. 18:34 Oh damn, yeah, I got me some water today, but well, hell yeah. 18:37 From Softball to Global Pop: Our Kids' Extracurriculars Well, so practices are going well, I guess. Savannah, is she just doing she's not doing rec league anymore. She's. 18:42 Just doing school. She's just doing middle school and she's in 8th grade. So, you know, next season she'll be moving up to JV and then she'll be playing JV and then hopefully she makes the high school team. She doesn't have the real like passion for the sport, you know, like all these other girls. 18:57 She's just doing it for friends. You know, she's like, it's a good time. And then I took her to the hospital or the doctor because remember, she was feeling light headed. So thanks. This is my personal assistant. Thank you, ma'am. Appreciate it. 19:08 Hello. Oh, it's a young 1. 19:10 Yeah, she's the only one at home, but yeah, so she's she just does it for a good time. She's not much of A like I said to her, I said you tried to like play softball in college and she's like, no, I was like, oh, at least we have goals, you know what I mean? She said no. 19:23 No, I'm barely going to do high school, dad. I'm going to hate every bit of it, but I will do it. 19:27 19:28 Well, that, that was when I, when I played middle school soccer, that was the best shape I was ever in because I played practice 2 hours after school and then I would have to go to my regular rec league practice just twice a week and then we were playing, I was playing like 3 games a week. It's pretty. 19:40 Yeah, it's crazy. You're also an only child and you know your parents had time for you. I can't imagine all three of my kids doing two different sports at the same time. Like Sydney's trying to get into. She wants, oh, she's not trying to get in now. I think they take everybody. 19:56 She's trying to do dance. So she wants to do like dance. And she found out. So she was all in dude because she wants to do hip hop and all this. 20:04 Other stuff, was it Carter dance class? Wasn't she just like, can I have your class? 20:07 No, Carter's out. He got he got pulled out of dance. He's doing some other health thing now. But so she's so she's she wants to go like an actual like off out of school dance thing. Right. So we find out. Have you Have you ever heard of the band Cat's Eye? 20:24 No, it sounds like a like a girl pop punk band. 20:27 Yes, I think it's I think they did the soundtrack for K Pop Demon Hunters. Oh. 20:32 All right. 20:33 Yeah, so there's a song called Gabriella. It's it's all the rage. Dunk, dunk, Gabriella. There's a whole day. What's the dance said? 20:42 Do it. Oh, look at that. She heard you talking. 20:49 About it Is it on? Is it? Is it K Pop Demon hunters? Is that what it's on? What is it? Nothing. What are they? What is cats I known for? They're global. They're the first global girl group ever. 21:01 First global girl group ever. 21:03 And what songs do they sing? What's their number one songs? Gabrielle, I think. 21:07 What else? 21:09 I love to sing you there. Yeah, she said. She doesn't. She said she doesn't know. Can you hear me? 21:15 Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah, I'll just. 21:16 Disappear. So anyway, so she finds out that one of the artists from Cat's Eye is his. Her dad is the dance teacher at this studio right? And this is before she even knew she wanted to dance and all this but allegedly this dude wears a cat sized shirt to work everyday with a picture of his daughter on it. 21:40 I guess he's proud. Did he teach her how to dance? 21:42 Yeah, I guess. Yeah, he's a professional dancer. He's AI. Don't know if he's Latin or whatever, but he's a professional dancer. So he started this studio after his daughter, you know, blew up or whatever with cat's Eye. And now he just teaches young girls how to dance and promotes his daughter. 21:58 And so I told city I was like, I, I think he's going to because she's like, I'd be so embarrassed to like talk to him about it. He's got her picture on his shirt. I think he's OK. You know what I mean? Like, if you, if you had a kid and let's say, if he's your son, let's just say, let's just say your kid was a professional soccer player. 22:15 Let's say they, he made it to MLS. Would you wear his jersey? 22:19 Debating Family Names and the Future of Having Kids Yeah, I'd probably wear his jersey. I'm, I'm real picky. I, I don't wear jerseys at all. But if it was like my own son, I mean, I had my own name on the back, so it'd be just like me wearing my own jersey. 22:28 See. That's weird. 22:29 What? Wear a Thrasher jersey. 22:31 Yeah, I mean, it's weird that you would think of it that way. You wouldn't think of it, just you being proud of him. 22:36 Yeah, but like I said, I don't wear any jerseys. I just think he's kind of weird. Like I'm like I'm repping for someone else. 22:41 It'd be your kid. 22:42 Yeah, I know, I know. But yeah, I I could Rep for him and it would also have my last name on the back. 22:46 You said that twice already. What if your What if your wife makes you take her last name? 22:50 Oh that's not going to happen. We're if my wife makes you take her last name, we're not going to have kids worth of fuck anyway. 22:55 You're telling me you wouldn't? There's zero chance you would ever take your wife's name. 22:59 Hell no, dude. I'm the last thrasher in line. I got to keep the name going. I got to. I got to pump out boys. 23:04 But there's thrashers. 23:05 Everywhere. No, I'm, I'm the last one in the line. Like if you'll talk to any of them, they're just, they're dying out. They're all having girls. 23:12 You guys are turning into Disney and freaking Rockefeller, Yeah. 23:16 Yeah, exactly. I got to repopulate this fucking family line over here. 23:19 You better hurry because I'm telling you, girls don't like to have babies nowadays. 23:24 Yeah, we just got to wait for the time to change again. You know by the time I'm 40 they'll be like 252425 year olds are probably want to start having kids again. 23:32 That's when you want to have kids when you're 40. 23:34 Probably not 40, maybe like 30. 23:36 Two and a half, 32 1/2. You better hurry up. You know John Hamm. 23:41 5 1/2 years. 23:42 That's that's nothing, dude. Nowadays girls don't want to just get married nowadays. Now you got to court them. Now you got to like date. They have like a plan. They say, oh, we got to be together for two years before we become, yeah, you know, inclusive or exclusive. That's the word exclusive. And then you can't ask me to marry you for a year. 23:59 Then we got to be engaged for two years, then we can have children four years later. Like, women are weird. So that's what happened to you. No, Megan's different. Megan was 21 and she didn't know what was happening, so she just married me. 24:10 I got her, yes. 24:11 She just, she just married me. She started, we started having babies like a year later and I just got lucky. But with you, you're too old for that already. So you can't. You got to either find one like Megan that's just willing to just skirt all the rules, or you're not going to be able to pop out the kids you want to pop out, or you won't be alive to even see what they do in life because you're going to be too old. 24:29 You're going to die before they graduate high school. 24:32 Yeah, that's always, I mean, I think that's a possibility. You know, anytime I decide to have kids, I could die before them at any moment, you know? But no, I, I think, well, I think once the women get older, they're more desperate because they know their biological clocks running out of time. You know once they hit 40 the the odds of you having a retarded kid go way up. 24:49 Yeah, but you know, you said you wanted to repopulate the Thrashers. You got to pump out kids. It takes nine months. And, well, it's more than that because you can't. Once a woman has a baby, I don't think you can get her pregnant for like a month or two. 25:01 Yeah, so just one a year for like 4 years. 25:04 OK, so she's not going to be desperate for the first one. What do you mean? Because she's going to be what, 303534? 25:12 Yeah, it's cutting a little closer, the last one that would. 25:14 Be too close. That last one's going to be, you know, coming out. 25:17 That last one's going to that one's going to be a headache to deal with. 25:20 Bro, he'll, he'll make the Olympics all right. 25:24 I got 4 kids in the Olympics. Three are in this one and one's in the special one. What was that last one? That special? 25:33 Olympics. He's really good though. Play soccer. 25:35 He's he's the he's the best of the of the the specials. I don't know if that's good or bad. 25:39 Don't know. 25:41 Our Favorite TV Shows and the Cost of Streaming Services So have you watched are are you a tires fan? Do you watch Tires TV show? 25:46 I just saw it. I just saw the the advertisement for it. Dude, I've been watching suits. I'm. 25:51 Oh, you're on Suits now? 25:52 Yeah, I'm watching Suits. I'm on Season 3. Savannah's trying to get me into Grey's Anatomy. Do not. So Savannah did the math. She watches Grey's Anatomy every day. By the time she finishes, she'll be out of high school. 26:06 Yeah, they got crazy amount of episodes 20. 26:08 Five seasons or something like that. 26:10 Yeah, they got like 200 in each fucking season. 26:12 That's what she said, she said. Dad like I don't know if I can finish this before I graduate high school. I said what? And she's serious and she watches it every day religiously, so she's huge into that it's. 26:23 Like Dad, I'm have to step back from softball. I just really need to focus on Grey's Anatomy. 26:28 But I've been but I've been doing the same thing with Suits. I didn't realize Suits was good. I slept on it for many, many years. Once What's her face married Prince Harry. I definitely Meghan Markle. I I I definitely didn't want to watch it after that happened because I just she put a really bad taste in my mouth. 26:44 Now that I've watched Suits, I kind of like her. I think she's good for the royal family now that I know who she is. They should. They should have made the royal family watch Suits before he married her. 26:53 I don't think he wants to see his wife getting banged by that other guy. 26:57 That doesn't really happen. I mean, well, you're talking about Mike Ross, the guy. Yeah, but it's all you know, They're talking about it, but they're not really doing it. They kiss. 27:05 They probably bang. I'm sure they banged off camera, you know? 27:08 Why would you think? 27:09 That that happens a lot in Hollywood and they weren't even married or talking to Prince Harry or whatever the hell his name is. 27:14 I don't even know when this was filmed. I I I'm so confused. I love, I love the the gay. Well, he's not he's not gay. Lewis Litt. I love the Oh, yeah, yeah. One of the best characters in television history. I mean, he's just so hate you hate him. You want he has a punch me face but I like him. 27:30 So yeah, I think I had to stop watching Suits after season 6. Maybe. I can't remember how many there are. I think there was like 3 left and I'm just like, I can't do this anymore. They just kind of like lose the plot. It's kind of like Walking Dead. You're just like, you know, just gets just gets repetitive and just gets like, what the fuck? 27:45 But same thing with Grey's Anatomy. I don't know how people can watch that that many fucking times. It just gets repetitive and then it just falls apart and you're like, what the fuck is this show even about anymore? But that's why I like tires. They're just, there's three seasons for like 22 minutes each and there's like 10 episodes per. You can get through it pretty quickly. 28:01 Really, what is it? 28:02 Tires. It's Shane Gillis comedy on Netflix. They like work in a tire shop and it's just like that blue collar tire shop style comedy and they're like trying to save the business and it's all falling apart and it's they got some funny characters in there. 28:15 22 minute long episodes. 28:17 Yeah, they're short, man. 28:18 I don't know how you can get anything in in 22 minutes. 28:20 Oh, it's pretty funny. That's good, but you can give it a shot. Oh yeah, we got Germany over here. Chuck watch Banshee and Paradise first banshee's good that's got an Antonio star Antony Anthony Anthony star in it not Anthony Anthony star. 28:35 He's the guy that plays homelander and the boys. You ever seen that? You ever seen the? 28:40 I had nothing you. Ever seen the blonde guy that wears like the he looks like Captain America, but he's not? What are you talking about? OK, maybe you've never seen that shit. And. 28:48 What is Banshee on? 28:50 I believe that's HBO. Isn't it Germany? I think it is. 28:53 So I can't get it on Prime or I have to I have to buy it. I don't want to buy anything else already to buy Paramount. I bought Apple TV for Ted Lasso. I'm freaking buying all this stupid stuff You. 29:04 Don't have HBO Max already? 29:06 I don't know what I got man, I just spent. 29:07 Like $200 a month on fucking streaming services. It's it's. 29:10 Crazy. It's absolutely out of control. I don't. I got I got to sit down, go through everything and just clean it up because and now Netflix is do you got Netflix? 29:20 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't tell Megan if you watch it. Yes, it's on HBO. 29:23 What's wrong with what's wrong? Oh, is it like sex in there? Like what kind? 29:28 Like full frontal and really hard. 29:30 No way. Oh, yeah, it's good. All right, I'll check it. I'll buy it. What about? What about paradise? First I. 29:36 I've never seen that one. I don't know what it's about. Oh, too much TNA on Banshee. I don't even know what TNA is. Tits and ass I. 29:43 Guess yeah, but I'm driving, dude. I'm, I'm just driving in my truck, you know, that's. 29:49 You're going to get pulled over. But, Sir, it's not illegal to have a boner in my vehicle, OK? Yeah, but it is illegal to watch TV going down the road, Sir. Oh, but that's a good show. Yeah, I'll whack. 29:57 Off that and you know, you know what I found out after my aunt's accident, if you were ever in an accident, they do have probable cause to take your phone and look at whatever you were looking and go in and and find out what you were looking at. Just so you know. 30:10 Yeah, well, they got to get the phone first. 30:12 Well, yeah, but I mean, if they get probable cause, they can actually get in. I mean they can get a warrant for your phone. 30:18 Yeah, but how they going to get in if you don't? 30:19 Give them the password. You can't. Yeah, they can. They can. You can't tell a cop here's a warrant. I I here's the warrant. I need to search your phone. And what are you going to say? Yeah man, I forgot the password. 30:29 That wreck, Remember I had a concussion, the doctor said. I fucking forgot the password, man. I don't know what to tell you. 30:34 Yeah, OK, OK, You forgot your password. Let's just hold it up to your face like you're making all those weird faces. That's. 30:40 Why I don't have facial recognition. I got that bitch turned off. 30:43 Smart. 30:44 Yeah, and I need to turn the thumbprint off too in case they cut off my thumb and try to use that. 30:47 But you you have an old phone then because my I don't even have a thumbprint anymore. 30:51 Yeah, you do. It's just, it's just in the screen. It's just, it's just invisible. 30:54 No, it's not. 30:55 Yeah, it is. 30:58 No it's not. I just tried it. 30:59 All right, maybe you got an old phone then, because mine's a 26 came out this year, 20. 31:04 6 I got man, I got that new phone, man, that 2026 you got one of those what kind of but you got a Droid Android. 31:14 It's a Samsung S26, yeah. 31:15 Yeah, this is an iPhone. Yeah, an old iPhones are way ahead of Android. You guys are behind. You guys don't really know what's going on. 31:22 That's the funniest thing ever. But wait, hold on, Paradise we got, we got post Germany's in here. Paradise is about the end of the about the end of the world. Survivors living in bunkers where they built a whole new world. Paradise has Sterling K Brown and James Marston. 31:40 I don't know who the fuck those people are, but congratulations. 31:42 I know James Marston. I think it's funny that where's the third Germany? We need the third Germany to come on the Reich. The roommate. 31:51 Like you Germany's going to pop up Germany's roommate Jeremy's parasite. 31:57 Future Plans: Route 66 Tour and Listener Party Bus All right, if you listen to us, you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify. Be sure to lose a five star review and a follow up helps out a good bit. It really does. And we see y'all doing it all the time. Even more so now that we're giving away APS five at 1000 reviews on the Daily Dose Show, Spotify. Just see what leave us a five star review. 32:13 Shoot that over to me on Instagram. Brandon Thrasher. I know it doesn't let let you send a picture immediately. You just send it to me, say, hey, I get the picture. 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That'd be fucking awesome. So we appreciate that. 33:07 We also got daily doeshow.com. Go over there, check that out, get all information on the show as well as the merch stores up there. Also, Michael Germany does a great job running that for us and all the proceeds go to him for everything he does for us. Chuck you anything to add to that? 33:19 Yeah, I had a long talk with Michael Germany today. So I since he's here right now watching this, I might as well just bring it out now. I was supposed to call you and we were supposed to have a conversation off air. But like like always, you know, we treat you guys as families. 33:35 We like to bring you in for the initial conversation before Brandon has a chance to Pooh Pooh it or I have a chance to Pooh Pooh it. We just bring it up and that way it's proof that I talked to you about it. So as you guys know, we're trying to do some stuff for the show in January. 33:51 Michael Germany's been working tirelessly to try to book gigs and all this stuff on a Route 66 tour from here all the way to Los Angeles, all the way back stop. And it's some great places like Winslet, Arizona, Las Vegas, Tulsa, OK, blah, blah, blah. So Germany's having a hard time because the amount of money that we are requesting per show is crazy on this tour, right? 34:16 And we know that. But we, we got to pay a band, we got to pay for the buses. We got to pay everybody except for me and Brandon. Because as you guys know, me and Brandon just don't get paid. We just do it for free because we love you guys. So Germany, Germany's thinking outside the box now. So he had an idea, but I'm going to throw this out there, Brandon, as soon as I say it is probably going to poo poo it. 34:35 But guys, I need your help. I need you to comment on social media and let us know if it's a good idea or a bad idea. As you guys know, next week we will have the bus completely done. The party bus will be rocking and rolling. Small one. The small one we want to know. 34:50 And Brandon, you tell me if you think this is a bad idea because I need you for this. If people would be interested on a Saturday buying tickets to accompany Brandon and myself on a pub crawl or something like that, we don't got to do. We don't got to do pubs. We can do something different. 35:06 We can do vineyards for all I care, but we have different things that we do. We can only accommodate 10 people obviously, but would you guys be interested in doing that? And Brandon was, is that something that you would do to raise money for this thing where we get 10 listeners out there? We hit the road for a day and we do pubs, we do vineyards, we do whatever we want to do. 35:25 We we go rafting for all I care. Is that something you'd be interested in? 35:30 Yeah, The only thing I'm worried. I mean, to me, it just sounds like I got to get on a bus and get drunk. That's pretty much all I got to do, right? But we got to be careful. Now that we're coming into college football season, Saturdays are not really going to work for me. We can maybe do a Sunday, but Saturdays are for the most part off the table unless we want to do like a Friday excursion. 35:48 I don't know if people can get off work, just take off work. 35:50 And, well, I think that's even better. What if we what if we watch the Georgia game on the bus going somewhere? Yeah, we actually made this like a viewing party because we got the TV, we got the Internet. Boom. 36:01 Yeah, I, I kind of, I kind of go antisocial. I go like mute when the Georgia game's on. I, I just got to block everything out and I, I don't want to, I want to give people my full attention while I'm on the bus. We, we'll just throw Shrek on in the background and I, I can stray away from that and talk to people. But I I I don't like the Saturday idea, but I do like the idea in general. 36:19 OK, well, we're going to work out the details here. You guys let us know what you would want to do if you want to. 36:23 Do a comment on comment that on the Spotify though so that way we get more. 36:27 So when you're on Spotify, comment, let us know what you guys would want to see, whether you want to do a pub crawl, vineyards, river rafting. What else can we go and do that would be fun, that we can take people on a trip with us? What else is something that's local that we could just roll around and do? 36:43 I was going to say the Wild Animal Safari again, but I don't think the windows roll down. 36:46 Nah, dude, we ain't taking that bus on that safari. That is not happening. 36:51 Get rammed by a fucking rhinoceros. 36:52 Oh my God, no, but no. But I think that there's some things we can do, so just let us know. I I think it's a good idea.