The Drug Doctor Is In EP-366 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-12
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2zlkIcbbjnkscgDXBsjPse

This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You got to be patient. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:40 Speaker 1 The top of the opinions expressed on the show are for 0:42 Speaker 1 getting purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck 0:45 Speaker 1 Hire's pistol with B-Man's pressure. Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rob you like an STP with a- 1:00 Speaker 1 Alright, the devil's outside beating his wife at the time of this record. We've 1:03 Speaker 1 We've had a storm sitting on top bus for about a two hour. 1:06 Speaker 1 It's somehow still daylight outside, but my name's Brandon Thresher. 1:09 Speaker 1 It's the day that no show over there's Chuck Charles R and fist. 1:11 Speaker 1 How you doing? 1:12 Speaker 1 I took another nap, dude. 1:14 Speaker 1 Sounds like you're still taking the one right now with that. 1:16 Speaker 1 That's the problem is I take a nap because I know we got a recorder 1:20 Speaker 1 at a certain time and I set my alarm for six minutes before we got a record. 1:25 Speaker 1 And I don't really plan, you know? 1:26 Speaker 1 So I got myself a cup of coffee. 1:28 Speaker 1 I got my Gatorade and I'm going to be, I'll be awake in no time. 1:32 Speaker 1 I'll be awake in no time. 1:33 Speaker 1 That's what uh when we used to do our old show and we record at like fucking 8 30 in the morning 1:37 Speaker 1 I mean I'd wake up at 8 26 and like through a full night sleep and I just thought 1:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, you have you had your entire snuggie on yeah 1:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, the biggest fucking jacket I could have because it freezing cold down here in the morning 1:49 Speaker 1 But uh, no, I'm like I said I can't really take naps if I do I just wake up and I feel like I'm like 1:54 Speaker 1 uh 1:55 Speaker 1 Like some kind of hell some kind of weird twilight zone. I'm just all sweaty and I'm like what's going on 2:00 Speaker 1 You got people running around, they're doing stuff. 2:03 Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't do this. 2:04 Speaker 1 So you know what's really bad is I took a nap, 2:07 Speaker 1 I woke up halfway through my nap, 2:09 Speaker 1 and I guess I dream something really cool. 2:12 Speaker 1 And then I woke up to tell myself 2:16 Speaker 1 that that's what I should do what the chuck on, 2:20 Speaker 1 but I thought it was real in the dream. 2:23 Speaker 1 So I'm like, that's the dumbest thing. 2:24 Speaker 1 I don't know what it was, it was something really stupid, 2:26 Speaker 1 but in my dream, I'm dreaming about, 2:28 Speaker 1 oh, that's a good what the chuck right there. 2:29 Speaker 1 Cause that really happened and then I wake up and I got, 2:31 Speaker 1 it didn't really happen. 2:32 Speaker 1 I don't, yeah, there's something wrong with me. 2:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. 2:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 2:35 Speaker 1 I've been, uh, I've been waking up at like, see, I'll wake up at eight, 2:38 Speaker 1 but then I go back to sleep in five minute intervals all the way till 10 2:40 Speaker 1 o'clock. 2:41 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's good for me or not, but I'll wear my watch at night. 2:43 Speaker 1 And it also vibrates. 2:44 Speaker 1 And I just got to hit the little button on the watch and it just silences it. 2:46 Speaker 1 But I think it'd probably be better if I just got up when, uh, when I actually 2:49 Speaker 1 got up, you know, yeah, I mean, so Megan had to go to the doctor today. 2:53 Speaker 1 Um, you know, she's gotten her, she's getting her heart thing checked out and 2:56 Speaker 1 They're doing all that crap with her. 2:59 Speaker 1 So she had to get up at, I don't know, seven, 3:01 Speaker 1 she had to lead by seven. 3:03 Speaker 1 So I had to get up this morning, 3:04 Speaker 1 make the kids breakfast, get them on the buses, 3:07 Speaker 1 pretty much do all that. 3:09 Speaker 1 Well, you know, Firebreak's still here 3:10 Speaker 1 for another few days. 3:11 Speaker 1 So of course, you know, even though last night 3:13 Speaker 1 I told you we had English people visiting. 3:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, you came out, maintenance house. 3:17 Speaker 1 So they came, you know, they came over and sure enough, 3:21 Speaker 1 like you just said, Devil's beating his wife. 3:23 Speaker 1 It is just down pouring when they're here. 3:26 Speaker 1 their kids are from, I mean, they live in England. 3:28 Speaker 1 So, you know, for them to be able to go somewhere 3:31 Speaker 1 and actually swim outdoors is insane, right? 3:34 Speaker 1 Wait, why do they not have outdoor pools in England? 3:36 Speaker 1 Is this like shot or something or stab? 3:38 Speaker 1 Because it rains all the time over there. 3:40 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 3:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to get wet in the pool. 3:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, they have them, 3:44 Speaker 1 but I mean, it's not, they're not regular. 3:46 Speaker 1 They call them, which his daughter kept telling me, 3:49 Speaker 1 I go to one of the Lasius Center. 3:53 Speaker 1 The Lasius Center. 3:54 Speaker 1 Do you know what the Lasius? 3:55 Speaker 1 No, do you know what the laser center is? 3:57 Speaker 1 The YMC over there. 3:58 Speaker 1 But what is it? 3:59 Speaker 1 What is she trying? 4:00 Speaker 1 What is she saying that I can understand? 4:02 Speaker 1 The lounging center? 4:06 Speaker 1 Leisure. 4:07 Speaker 1 The leisure center. 4:08 Speaker 1 And it took me a long time to figure that out last night. 4:11 Speaker 1 But anyway, so we could go outside. 4:13 Speaker 1 The kids were kind of bummed. 4:15 Speaker 1 That's like, you're going to Malaysia to swim. 4:16 Speaker 1 Whatever. 4:17 Speaker 1 And you know, and Simon and Rebecca, I love them. 4:21 Speaker 1 I know he's listening right now because he thought 4:24 Speaker 1 that we were gonna have a interview on this episode 4:28 Speaker 1 and he is definitely all in on this episode 4:31 Speaker 1 coming up in the future. 4:33 Speaker 1 But anyway, so, but no, they're over here. 4:35 Speaker 1 We're hanging out and it's funny 4:37 Speaker 1 because I had fire breaks staying here 4:39 Speaker 1 and like I said, yes, I have Def August, it's coming in. 4:43 Speaker 1 So I reached out to both of them. 4:47 Speaker 1 And I'd give them a heads up, like look dude, 4:48 Speaker 1 we got friends coming in from another country. 4:52 Speaker 1 They're only going to be here for a day or two, you know, 4:55 Speaker 1 we're going to be catching up, you know? 4:58 Speaker 1 And you need you guys to dress up in these Butler outfits. 5:00 Speaker 1 So they think we made it. 5:01 Speaker 1 I wish, I wish we would have done that. 5:06 Speaker 1 So fire break walks in and we're, I'm, I'm more hanging out in the kitchen 5:09 Speaker 1 because it's raining. 5:11 Speaker 1 And I don't know like, um, like imagine, imagine me and you were having a 5:15 Speaker 1 conversation and somebody that you do not know, as me and you were having 5:19 Speaker 1 this conversation walks up and just stands in between, 5:24 Speaker 1 almost completely in between us and just starts doing this. 5:29 Speaker 1 You know, it's not in their head, right? 5:31 Speaker 1 Would that make you feel uncomfortable? 5:33 Speaker 1 Oh, they're like right in between you 5:36 Speaker 1 or they're like creating a triangle, 5:37 Speaker 1 like a triangle of conversation. 5:39 Speaker 1 Very tight triangle. 5:40 Speaker 1 Oh, like more monkey in the middle style 5:42 Speaker 1 or like he's trying to catch the conversation 5:44 Speaker 1 and be like, let me throw something in. 5:45 Speaker 1 Like we could have all smelled each other's breath. 5:48 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, that's real close. 5:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a little odd. 5:50 Speaker 1 Okay, so, and it's funny because I just told Fire Break, 5:53 Speaker 1 like, hey man, you know, we haven't seen these people 5:55 Speaker 1 in a long time, but then I realized he has nowhere to go 5:57 Speaker 1 because August has his room in August is here 6:00 Speaker 1 and he's not allowed to go upstairs 6:02 Speaker 1 and it's pouring outside. 6:04 Speaker 1 So he has like nowhere to really go. 6:06 Speaker 1 So he just decided he's gonna be part of the party, right? 6:08 Speaker 1 So finally it stops raining a little bit, we go out back. 6:11 Speaker 1 All of a sudden, and I just, I explained to these people 6:13 Speaker 1 like, hey, you know, this is Fire Break, you know, 6:16 Speaker 1 he's going through a divorce, you know, 6:18 Speaker 1 He's gonna be here for a few more days. 6:20 Speaker 1 You know, they didn't really seem to, 6:22 Speaker 1 it was more, they had a lot of questions, 6:24 Speaker 1 but they didn't wanna like make him feel uncomfortable. 6:26 Speaker 1 All right, Europeans, 6:27 Speaker 1 are they like the kind of people 6:29 Speaker 1 that don't ever get divorces also? 6:30 Speaker 1 Or they like, well, they're like, 6:31 Speaker 1 hell yeah, I'll get a divorce anytime. 6:33 Speaker 1 They're the kind of people 6:34 Speaker 1 that would never ask somebody to come say at their house 6:36 Speaker 1 because they only have 1,800 square feet 6:39 Speaker 1 and their house costs $1.2 million. 6:40 Speaker 1 That's the kind of people they are. 6:43 Speaker 1 So for me to say this, they were just like, 6:46 Speaker 1 You're letting him live here. 6:47 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah, and he's like, that's absolutely bonkers man. 6:51 Speaker 1 Right. 6:51 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, he's a friend, you know, well, you're putting him to garage. 6:54 Speaker 1 The garage, you know, you're putting him out there. 6:56 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:57 Speaker 1 I'm constantly having him laying in your front room up there, Mike. 6:59 Speaker 1 Exactly. 7:00 Speaker 1 That's not the conversation went. 7:01 Speaker 1 So finally we get done kind of talking about, you know, firebreak in his situation. 7:06 Speaker 1 And then we're back on to like, you know, what we were going to be talking 7:09 Speaker 1 about on today's episode, things like that. 7:10 Speaker 1 All of a sudden, August just walks out the back door of the house, walks over to the couch, 7:18 Speaker 1 like in the back, and just lays down. 7:21 Speaker 1 I don't even know if he said a word at that point. 7:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, that dude is tired, man. 7:27 Speaker 1 You could tell he was, so he just goes over there, he's on his phone, he's laying down 7:30 Speaker 1 on his phone, laying down while on his phone. 7:34 Speaker 1 And he hung out there for probably 45 minutes. 7:36 Speaker 1 I never saw him again. 7:37 Speaker 1 He came in, went straight to bed. 7:40 Speaker 1 It was a very good night. 7:42 Speaker 1 It was very interesting though, the conversations that were had. 7:45 Speaker 1 And God, I prepared so much for today, 7:48 Speaker 1 but I'm gonna let you explain kind of what's going on 7:50 Speaker 1 so people don't think that I'm unprepared. 7:52 Speaker 1 Cause look at this Brandon. 7:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, so we got someone coming on. 7:56 Speaker 1 They're very popular and very famous 7:58 Speaker 1 and they take flights all over the place. 8:00 Speaker 1 And actually they were in a video with, 8:04 Speaker 1 I don't know, the number one artist in the world 8:05 Speaker 1 at the moment here recently. 8:07 Speaker 1 So very busy person, but we're gonna get, 8:09 Speaker 1 to get them locked down for sure they're going to get on had to take a flight this morning at five 8:13 Speaker 1 in the morning which is the time they wanted a record it would have been like 930 over there so I 8:18 Speaker 1 guess they didn't want to go to bed at like 11 and then wake up go to the airport and they're very 8:21 Speaker 1 prissy people I guess not uppity but I would say that they're probably like yeah I probably need to go 8:27 Speaker 1 hop on this flight because we're not flying people out I'll tell you that we just we just want people 8:31 Speaker 1 to hop on a goddamn computer and just talk to us for a little bit as truck uh fucks with his 8:35 Speaker 1 cameras speaking of cameras. I've been two hours today, two hours. I've been fucking with 8:40 Speaker 1 Canon talking to them on the support pages, trying to figure out how to get this other fucking 8:44 Speaker 1 camera to work. And it's a fucking nightmare. It just says, uh, application into prematurely 8:48 Speaker 1 due to an error. And it won't tell me what the fuck area. So I'm just like guessing shit. 8:52 Speaker 1 I've been restarting the computer like 27 times today, trying to get that bit to load 8:55 Speaker 1 up. It's just been a nightmare. But, uh, we're getting there and Chuck's still fucking with 8:59 Speaker 1 this camera, but I don't understand. I don't understand any of it. I mean, cause you see 9:04 Speaker 1 to tape that motherfucker down. 9:05 Speaker 1 Well, my it's like ripping the tape. 9:09 Speaker 1 Michael Germany told me or showed me or sent me the stuff 9:11 Speaker 1 on how to fix it. 9:13 Speaker 1 And I did and see like down. 9:16 Speaker 1 I don't think you fixed it. 9:17 Speaker 1 I just. 9:19 Speaker 1 So real quick though, you had the British people over. 9:21 Speaker 1 What did you cook the British people? 9:23 Speaker 1 Did you get take out like pizza or did you cook them 9:25 Speaker 1 like some Southern food or something 9:27 Speaker 1 that they don't normally eat or did you like, 9:28 Speaker 1 we want to cater them and make them a bunch of beans 9:30 Speaker 1 and toast. 9:31 Speaker 1 So very interesting. 9:32 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, like I said, we haven't seen these people 9:33 Speaker 1 And well, last time we went to London was the last time we 9:37 Speaker 1 was about two years ago. 9:39 Speaker 1 And when we went over there, we went and saw them. 9:40 Speaker 1 We all went out and, you know, our kids know their kids 9:42 Speaker 1 and all that stuff. 9:44 Speaker 1 So, you know, we haven't really seen it a while 9:46 Speaker 1 and they messaged, you know, 9:48 Speaker 1 Rebecca's been talking to Megan. 9:49 Speaker 1 So she's, she says, hey, I know your teaching. 9:52 Speaker 1 I know Chuck's working when I want. 9:55 Speaker 1 I think it didn't work today. 9:56 Speaker 1 I did. 9:57 Speaker 1 I got back in noon and she, I had to go in late 10:01 Speaker 1 because of the kids and I had to come back early for you. 10:03 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we were talking about like, 10:06 Speaker 1 I said, well, how long are they gonna be here? 10:07 Speaker 1 And you know, what's fricking fire break in August here? 10:10 Speaker 1 I don't wanna, it's just, look, 10:13 Speaker 1 I'm not saying it's weird, but it's weird. 10:17 Speaker 1 And I don't want to like have our friends over and, 10:22 Speaker 1 and then say their slaves. 10:24 Speaker 1 Yes, it's just so awkward. 10:26 Speaker 1 So we just said, hey, come over for drinks and that's it. 10:29 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sure they probably loved it. 10:31 Speaker 1 They just see two like rednecks 10:32 Speaker 1 like doing their stuff like hardworking blue collar guys. 10:34 Speaker 1 And just like, this is crazy right here. 10:36 Speaker 1 We don't have that over in Europe. 10:39 Speaker 1 I don't, the Lydin talk dog, 10:41 Speaker 1 if they did talk dog, I didn't see it. 10:43 Speaker 1 Talk to that one. 10:44 Speaker 1 And then, and then, and then my buddy Simon, 10:46 Speaker 1 he said, hey, do you mind my buddy from Atlanta 10:50 Speaker 1 is going to come out here and meet us? 10:52 Speaker 1 Cause I haven't seen him either. 10:53 Speaker 1 And I'm like, who is it? 10:55 Speaker 1 He's like, all you, you know, Eric, 10:56 Speaker 1 you're going to like him. 10:58 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't even know him. 10:59 Speaker 1 And he's like, no, you're going to like him. 11:00 Speaker 1 But he's like, we're going to go get a drink. 11:02 Speaker 1 we're going to go out to eat. I said, when he said tonight, I said, what when he's like, 11:07 Speaker 1 when you go to bed, mate, you know, I'm like, Oh my God. So these guys, so he had like a 11:12 Speaker 1 whole nother like party planned after he left here. I'm like, this dude's a boss, man. Like 11:16 Speaker 1 he had it all planned out. So the only thing we walked away with, and I would just want, 11:20 Speaker 1 I'm giving it to you. I'm throwing it out there. Oh man, I probably shouldn't even do this. 11:24 Speaker 1 All right, I'll do it. But I can't give details on the air because too many here too many 11:28 Speaker 1 the ears are listening and you know which ones I'm afraid of. 11:32 Speaker 1 But he said the one thing I said, 11:34 Speaker 1 what's the one thing you miss about living in the United States? 11:36 Speaker 1 Like, because he lived here for a few years 11:39 Speaker 1 and he's been gone now for five years, six years. 11:42 Speaker 1 And he said, this is crazy. 11:45 Speaker 1 The number one thing he misses is being able to go 11:47 Speaker 1 to somebody's house and have like a legit poker party 11:51 Speaker 1 or poker night. 11:52 Speaker 1 And he's like, he's like, just going over there 11:54 Speaker 1 and just losing all my money and drinking 20 pints. 11:57 Speaker 1 He's like, that was awesome. 11:58 Speaker 1 He's like, we don't do that in the UK. 12:00 Speaker 1 So I said, you know what? 12:02 Speaker 1 We're doing it. 12:03 Speaker 1 So I set it up before he flies back to London, 12:06 Speaker 1 not give me details here. 12:09 Speaker 1 I'm not telling you about my illegal poker tournament 12:11 Speaker 1 that I'm doing. 12:11 Speaker 1 Not doing that. 12:13 Speaker 1 So last night it was my favorite part about last night 12:16 Speaker 1 is I'm texting all the usual guys 12:18 Speaker 1 that I would play poker with. 12:20 Speaker 1 And your crime ring. 12:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:22 Speaker 1 And I looked at Meghan and mind you, fire breaks, 12:26 Speaker 1 he's just in every conversation. 12:27 Speaker 1 You can't have a conversation with Firebreak here 12:30 Speaker 1 because he's here, you know? 12:31 Speaker 1 So I said to Megan, I go, oh God, 12:34 Speaker 1 I might have invited too many guys 12:36 Speaker 1 because I started getting confirmations, right? 12:38 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, Patrick goes, 12:41 Speaker 1 I mean, I can bow out, man. 12:43 Speaker 1 If you need me to, I'll just sit here 12:45 Speaker 1 in the living room and watch TV while you guys play. 12:47 Speaker 1 I'll just bring you drinks and everything 12:49 Speaker 1 and come up to whatever you made, man. 12:51 Speaker 1 That's what I should do. 12:53 Speaker 1 I shouldn't make him just serve us while we're playing. 12:58 Speaker 1 It is like a good balance. 13:00 Speaker 1 I'll tell everybody like, hey, leave your coolers out front. 13:02 Speaker 1 Patrick and Joy's walking through the house 13:04 Speaker 1 to get you a beer every time. 13:05 Speaker 1 So don't put them out back. 13:06 Speaker 1 Leave them out front. 13:07 Speaker 1 That's even better. 13:08 Speaker 1 God, don't talk to him either. 13:09 Speaker 1 That's disrespectful to him as a top two. 13:11 Speaker 1 He's taking oath of silence when he got here. 13:13 Speaker 1 He's training to be a poker dealer in Japan. 13:17 Speaker 1 I mean, I assure you he did not take an oath of silence. 13:22 Speaker 1 But it's gonna it's gonna work out great. It's gonna be good 13:25 Speaker 1 So we're doing that this week and I got a small group, but you're invited 13:29 Speaker 1 I'll send you the information if you wish to make it you can make it and 13:35 Speaker 1 What do I have to play poker? 13:38 Speaker 1 Why do what else what else is there to do? I don't know drink beer and watch TV 13:42 Speaker 1 So you you want to hang out fire break the entire time 13:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a big card fan. I think I phased out of that after 13:51 Speaker 1 or maybe Uno or Blackjack after I did a few hands at that, 13:55 Speaker 1 I'm just like, yeah, not a really big card guy. 13:57 Speaker 1 Like when we went to the casino down there in Tampa, 13:59 Speaker 1 I had a terrible time, you know? 14:00 Speaker 1 Now I had such a terrible time that made me stop drinking 14:02 Speaker 1 because I just don't like, just feels weird. 14:05 Speaker 1 I don't, see, I'm not like, my thing, 14:07 Speaker 1 like I love playing poker, I love playing cards, 14:10 Speaker 1 I love doing, I love gambling. 14:12 Speaker 1 But I think it's, it's one of those, like, 14:14 Speaker 1 especially like poker nights at your house 14:16 Speaker 1 and things like that, that's way more of like, 14:18 Speaker 1 it's more of like a social thing. 14:20 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 14:21 Speaker 1 Like, you're not, you're not, 14:22 Speaker 1 we could be playing poker, 14:23 Speaker 1 we could be playing risk, 14:24 Speaker 1 or we could be playing monopoly. 14:26 Speaker 1 It's still just as much fun 14:27 Speaker 1 because it's just a small group of dudes, 14:29 Speaker 1 busting each other's balls, you know, losing money. 14:32 Speaker 1 You know, it's not like you take it that serious. 14:34 Speaker 1 I mean, if you take, I mean, 14:36 Speaker 1 what are we playing for? 14:36 Speaker 1 50 bucks, 100 bucks. 14:38 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, like Simon said, 14:40 Speaker 1 his favorite part wasn't about playing poker, 14:43 Speaker 1 winning poker. 14:44 Speaker 1 He's hammered. 14:44 Speaker 1 Losing poker and getting drunk doing it. 14:46 Speaker 1 Just getting hammered with the boys. 14:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's it. 14:48 Speaker 1 So, so that's what we're gonna do this week 14:50 Speaker 1 before he jumps back on the plane, 14:51 Speaker 1 it was very good seeing them. 14:52 Speaker 1 And I'm sure we'll be seeing them a few more times 14:54 Speaker 1 if the rain holds out. 14:55 Speaker 1 But if anybody is listening to this 14:57 Speaker 1 and you're in the state of Georgia, I don't know dude. 14:59 Speaker 1 Dude, this weather is absolutely crazy. 15:02 Speaker 1 I've never had so many issues with down trees. 15:05 Speaker 1 And this is crazy. 15:08 Speaker 1 I had my first scam today. 15:09 Speaker 1 Have you had a scam yet from a South African 15:12 Speaker 1 telling you they wanted you to go do like irrigation 15:14 Speaker 1 or something like that? 15:16 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, they always say, 15:17 Speaker 1 but like I could not meet you with the property. 15:18 Speaker 1 My mother is in the hospital right now. 15:20 Speaker 1 I'll go up there and just tell me. 15:21 Speaker 1 And then what I started realizing is a lot of those houses, 15:24 Speaker 1 they're like houses that are like for sale still, 15:26 Speaker 1 or they're like pending offers. 15:28 Speaker 1 And I don't know what their angle is, 15:29 Speaker 1 because it's like, I'm not giving you money. 15:32 Speaker 1 And why would you want me to install irrigation for free 15:34 Speaker 1 at a house you don't know? 15:35 Speaker 1 So usually those times if I see that, I look it up on Zillow, 15:38 Speaker 1 and I'll call the realtor. 15:40 Speaker 1 I'll be like, hey, do you have a guy of this name 15:43 Speaker 1 that's like buying the house or selling it? 15:44 Speaker 1 They're like, I've never heard of that guy ever. 15:46 Speaker 1 and I'm like, I was a scam. 15:48 Speaker 1 So it gets better. 15:50 Speaker 1 Today, it happened, right? 15:52 Speaker 1 I get the address from Carl, who's South African, 15:55 Speaker 1 and he wants these three trees down in the front yard, okay? 15:58 Speaker 1 Did he give you a reason on why he couldn't meet you there? 16:00 Speaker 1 Oh, oh yeah, yeah, it's great. 16:02 Speaker 1 But this is the crazy, this is like, 16:04 Speaker 1 when you talk about like, 16:05 Speaker 1 how in the world does some things happen? 16:08 Speaker 1 Like, this is nuts. 16:10 Speaker 1 So I get the text message, 16:12 Speaker 1 hey, I got this property, 16:14 Speaker 1 well here, that's just what it said exactly. 16:16 Speaker 1 It said, hey, I'm Carl, I'm looking for a tree service 16:18 Speaker 1 to remove a tree on this property. 16:19 Speaker 1 Let me know if you're available in the area you service. 16:22 Speaker 1 Thank you, Carl. 16:23 Speaker 1 I said, hey, we're all over Atlanta, where you located. 16:26 Speaker 1 He said, the property is 625 Stone Style Trace 16:31 Speaker 1 in John's Creek. 16:33 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I think I know that area, man. 16:36 Speaker 1 That's wild, you know, like I know that area. 16:38 Speaker 1 Well, why do I know that area? 16:39 Speaker 1 So I said, okay, man, I'll swing by there today. 16:41 Speaker 1 I put it in the GPS, he said, yes, please. 16:43 Speaker 1 He sends me the pictures that are obviously off of Google Earth. 16:47 Speaker 1 The listing. 16:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:49 Speaker 1 So I get there at houses for sale, but guess who's house it is? 16:53 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 16:55 Speaker 1 No, it's Kevin, my base guitar player. 16:57 Speaker 1 Really? 16:58 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. 16:59 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:59 Speaker 1 Well, Kev's still in his house because he's moving to LJ. 17:03 Speaker 1 So I'm out. 17:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, so immediately I'm going, what the heck? 17:08 Speaker 1 And I see it's for sale. 17:09 Speaker 1 And I know Kevin told me he was going to sell it, you know, 17:11 Speaker 1 Cause once we, once the band kind of said, 17:13 Speaker 1 we weren't going to really play that much anymore. 17:16 Speaker 1 Kevin decided to retire. 17:17 Speaker 1 So he's completely retired. 17:18 Speaker 1 He moved up to LJ, he's walking his dog 17:20 Speaker 1 and not doing anything, you know, other than just chilling, right? 17:23 Speaker 1 So anyway, I start call Kevin and I go, 17:24 Speaker 1 yo, dude, who's this Carl guy? 17:26 Speaker 1 He goes, I've never heard of that guy. 17:28 Speaker 1 He's like, this is the realtor. 17:29 Speaker 1 Don't know who that is. 17:30 Speaker 1 This Hector, so and so is when he's putting off 17:32 Speaker 1 around the house, but I don't know who Carl is. 17:35 Speaker 1 So I'm talking to Carl and he goes, 17:36 Speaker 1 he approves he asked him it immediately, right? 17:39 Speaker 1 $4,000 immediately like it's nothing. 17:42 Speaker 1 And he goes, hey, I've received the estimate 17:44 Speaker 1 and have already approved it. 17:46 Speaker 1 I will be paying you 50% upfront. 17:51 Speaker 1 Once the work is completed, 17:53 Speaker 1 I will pay you the remaining balance in full. 17:56 Speaker 1 Would that work for you? 17:59 Speaker 1 Now, I don't understand how it's a scam. 18:02 Speaker 1 I know it's a scam, but I don't understand how. 18:05 Speaker 1 So do you understand what he's trying to say he wants to do? 18:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, he wants to give you 50% down. 18:11 Speaker 1 What I've seen before is they will, 18:14 Speaker 1 there's been a scam before where someone, they'll hit you up, 18:17 Speaker 1 they'll send you money and then you'll get like a fake zeal 18:19 Speaker 1 email saying that zeal's been deposited 18:22 Speaker 1 and they'll send you like, 18:22 Speaker 1 hey, actually I didn't let you 3500, 18:24 Speaker 1 I meant to only send you half or whatever the hell it was. 18:27 Speaker 1 Can you send me back that other money? 18:29 Speaker 1 But they never actually sent you the money. 18:31 Speaker 1 It's just a fake zeal email like a confirmation. 18:33 Speaker 1 And then you send them the money and you're like, 18:34 Speaker 1 Oh shit, I just paid this guy fucking, you know, $1,000. 18:37 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's the same way it works 18:38 Speaker 1 with these house scams, but I know there was another, 18:40 Speaker 1 I can't even remember how the setup was 18:42 Speaker 1 for the other scams, but I remember someone tried 18:44 Speaker 1 to get me like that before. 18:45 Speaker 1 Well, he said, so I told him, I said, 18:47 Speaker 1 well, when do you want this work completed? 18:49 Speaker 1 And he said, thank you, can you get the work done on Monday? 18:53 Speaker 1 But for the payment, I will have to issue you a check 18:58 Speaker 1 as payment so you can deposit it, 19:01 Speaker 1 make sure it clears into your account. 19:04 Speaker 1 And then you can get the job done. 19:06 Speaker 1 Does that work? 19:08 Speaker 1 That does it, I still don't understand 19:10 Speaker 1 where the scam's at. 19:11 Speaker 1 I know it's a scam, right? 19:12 Speaker 1 And I said, I need to meet you at the residence 19:14 Speaker 1 at some point this week to go over 19:16 Speaker 1 which trees exactly, when could you be? 19:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, we should just, 19:20 Speaker 1 essentially, no, it's Kevin's house. 19:21 Speaker 1 We should just cut one of the trees down 19:22 Speaker 1 and then just see what happens. 19:23 Speaker 1 Like, Kevin, just go ahead and cut this tree down 19:25 Speaker 1 and just see what happens. 19:26 Speaker 1 Do you wanna call this guy and mess with him? 19:28 Speaker 1 No, not really. 19:29 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 19:30 Speaker 1 So anyway, he said, you know, meet at the house. 19:32 Speaker 1 And then finally at the end of this thing, he said, 19:33 Speaker 1 I don't think meeting up will be possible. 19:36 Speaker 1 I'm currently out of town checking on my other properties. 19:40 Speaker 1 And I said, let me know when you're back. 19:41 Speaker 1 He said, let me know when you're ready to work. 19:43 Speaker 1 And I said, let me know when you actually own the property. 19:45 Speaker 1 And that was it. 19:46 Speaker 1 I wonder if they're trying to get you like, 19:48 Speaker 1 if they're looking to maybe get you to cut the trees down 19:53 Speaker 1 and then get like fine or scammed. 19:54 Speaker 1 Maybe it's like a posing company 19:56 Speaker 1 that just wants to get you in trouble 19:57 Speaker 1 and then you gotta pay all these fines 19:58 Speaker 1 everything for cutting down a random bucket tree or if they do bank fraud, 20:02 Speaker 1 then there'd be a whole investigation into your bank account and everything, right? 20:06 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't know. I don't understand how, I mean, I guess the check would 20:09 Speaker 1 clear, but then there would be no funds and then eventually I'd get back to, I 20:13 Speaker 1 don't know. I don't know, dude. I can't figure it out, but Kevin said, after I 20:16 Speaker 1 left his ring picked up three other tree companies that came into estimates. 20:20 Speaker 1 Really? So they're hitting everybody, but I still don't understand how it, how, 20:24 Speaker 1 how it works. Did a cheap and great show up? 20:26 Speaker 1 I don't know. I didn't know that bastard. They're probably sabotaging. They're like, we're just 20:31 Speaker 1 going to send off these guys doing quotes to these bogus fucking jobs. So we get the other ones. 20:35 Speaker 1 That's good idea. They're not these jobs aren't even fucking real. So keep them busy. Keep 20:38 Speaker 1 our keep everybody else busy so we can just take over the take over the world. We'll get the real 20:43 Speaker 1 jobs. We'll get the real ones. Well, hell yeah. Hell no, but kind of funny. That was Kevin's house 20:48 Speaker 1 and you're like, I've been interested to see like just get the money and just see what happens. 20:53 Speaker 1 And then just like go over there, cut a tree down at Kevin's and the guy picture 20:56 Speaker 1 Save you send you the rest of the money because I like the angles hard to see unless they were like obviously 21:01 Speaker 1 He doesn't know you know Kevin that owns the house. It's just like a freak coincidence. I was saying it's just coincidence 21:07 Speaker 1 That's why I feel like I have an upper leg here 21:09 Speaker 1 I just don't know how to take advantage of it and I and I get mad very easily when somebody's like oh well 21:15 Speaker 1 You know, you don't trust me because you're a douchebag and it's just why are you gonna start off by saying you're from South Africa? 21:21 Speaker 1 That's already sketchy as fuck. 21:22 Speaker 1 I know. 21:23 Speaker 1 Well, I know how I called him. 21:24 Speaker 1 I called him. 21:25 Speaker 1 And he was like, oh, yours? 21:27 Speaker 1 You could tell. 21:28 Speaker 1 I can't really explain it. 21:30 Speaker 1 I talked to him for a long time. 21:31 Speaker 1 And I said, well, can you meet me? 21:32 Speaker 1 He goes, no, but I can talk on the phone 21:33 Speaker 1 as much as you'd like. 21:35 Speaker 1 Chuck's like, you're a regular African. 21:36 Speaker 1 You're not South. 21:38 Speaker 1 I don't know what he is. 21:39 Speaker 1 All I know is he was, it's a scam. 21:42 Speaker 1 I just don't know how it works. 21:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 21:45 Speaker 1 Maybe someone that works in scams can tell us. 21:47 Speaker 1 I love watching those videos where the Indians think 21:49 Speaker 1 they're scamming old ladies. 21:50 Speaker 1 And somehow it's really just a normal person 21:52 Speaker 1 with like a voice changer and everything. 21:53 Speaker 1 And somehow they scam the Indian scammer city. 21:56 Speaker 1 And then I do not redeem, do not redeem. 22:00 Speaker 1 Why did you do that? 22:01 Speaker 1 Why did you redeem? 22:02 Speaker 1 I think you'll fucking crazy, but. 22:05 Speaker 1 So I was thinking earlier today, right? 22:06 Speaker 1 I was like, what is the most offensive thing 22:09 Speaker 1 to people in different countries? 22:11 Speaker 1 So I got like a list here. 22:12 Speaker 1 So I got like, we got Asia, we got Europe, 22:15 Speaker 1 and then we got Middle East and Africa, 22:16 Speaker 1 and then the Americas. 22:17 Speaker 1 I'm just curious if you could guess 22:19 Speaker 1 what the most offensive thing you can do in each of these countries are. 22:23 Speaker 1 We're going to start off with Japan and South Korea. 22:28 Speaker 1 Speed on the sidewalk. 22:30 Speaker 1 Not according to this. 22:32 Speaker 1 There's two things there that are an insult. 22:37 Speaker 1 But I will tell you both of these things we do here. 22:40 Speaker 1 We're trained to do these in America all the time. 22:43 Speaker 1 It's disrespectful if we don't in America, but over there it's very disrespectful. 22:47 Speaker 1 Shake hands. 22:48 Speaker 1 Who kind of close? What are you doing to shaking hands? 22:52 Speaker 1 You look him in the eye. 22:55 Speaker 1 Correct. Yes. Making direct sustained eye contact with elders or authorities can be 22:59 Speaker 1 perceived as aggressive or disrespectful. But we're told over here always look 23:03 Speaker 1 someone in the eye when you're talking to him or speaking to him, especially if 23:06 Speaker 1 they're older or authority. I think they feel that way because of World War 23:09 Speaker 1 Two, you know. What do you think they're going to get betrayed? Like if you look 23:12 Speaker 1 in the eye too long? You got you got American eyes. I think they're just ashamed 23:16 Speaker 1 So they can't look each other in the eye, you know, what did we do at Pearl Harbor? 23:20 Speaker 1 Oh, see you're saying like the the younger generation is looking up the old light. You let us get new place 23:26 Speaker 1 You fail, how do you surprise attack them and then we get new twice if you're looking the war still in Japan 23:32 Speaker 1 After 1946 we no longer look in eye. It's very very disrespectful. We all have shame and eyes 23:38 Speaker 1 We all have shame so much shame. We teach our younger generation never look in each other 23:44 Speaker 1 I it's very very good for us and that's why I would so when we go over there 23:48 Speaker 1 We have to look them in the eye and be like you remember these I know what you did. I know what you did 23:54 Speaker 1 Remember these white I won't forget 23:57 Speaker 1 Round I coming to look at all of you 23:59 Speaker 1 There's one more thing there and it's also very popular in a lot of a lot of European countries or Asian countries 24:09 Speaker 1 Respectful or disrespectful it's disrespectful to do this 24:12 Speaker 1 But if we didn't do this in America, you'd probably get chitched out. Oh tip. Yeah. Yeah tipping exactly 24:18 Speaker 1 So that's kind of crazy to me the most disrespectful thing you can do in Japan, South Korea is tip somebody 24:24 Speaker 1 And look them in the eyes and see it goes right back to World War two two 24:28 Speaker 1 Why's that after 1946? We know deserve extra money. We only spin it on stupid ammunition that get us brought into great war 24:36 Speaker 1 We have all money and we use it for wrong thing and we still lose 24:39 Speaker 1 We need no more money. We cannot be appreciative with the money. We already have 24:44 Speaker 1 If we have surplus we buy dumb stuff and we do it war we only buy iPhone now only iPhone 24:51 Speaker 1 Love Apple 24:56 Speaker 1 All right 24:58 Speaker 1 All right, so these are 25:00 Speaker 1 For China, so this is more of considered bad luck in China two gifts you could receive this considered bad luck 25:08 Speaker 1 which is very very odd. I mean, I don't know how they go about daily life without these two items. 25:13 Speaker 1 Um, I will tell you, so I think I have too much prep for our interview, so I'm gonna bring it out now. 25:23 Speaker 1 I had a really really long, I went on a binge last night and I have this weird guilty pleasure 25:30 Speaker 1 of a certain type of video. Like when I just am sitting there scrolling and I go across one of 25:36 Speaker 1 of these, I can't look away. And then I go and I look up more and I don't just wait for them to pop 25:40 Speaker 1 up in my algorithm, I actually go and search them out. And so I'm going to say, giving somebody a panda, 25:47 Speaker 1 like a panda bear, like a toy plush panda. No, it is an I think I'm in a real panda, but no, 25:53 Speaker 1 it's more of an inanimate object. You use one of them daily toilet paper. 25:58 Speaker 1 No, okay. Usually it's using in the morning. 26:04 Speaker 1 Tweet brush. 26:05 Speaker 1 Ah, before that. 26:07 Speaker 1 Do it with paper. 26:08 Speaker 1 Throw that. 26:09 Speaker 1 A pillow. 26:11 Speaker 1 What makes you get up off the pillow? 26:13 Speaker 1 Alarm clock. 26:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, a clock. 26:15 Speaker 1 All right. They say that's bad luck because it is associated with death or separation. 26:20 Speaker 1 Okay. Nobody uses an alarm clock ever, especially in China. 26:24 Speaker 1 Okay. They all use their phone. 26:25 Speaker 1 Okay, they all use their phone. 26:26 Speaker 1 It's no such thing. 26:27 Speaker 1 Well, it's a clock. 26:28 Speaker 1 You can't give anybody a clock or a watch. 26:30 Speaker 1 Okay, okay, sounds good. 26:32 Speaker 1 All right, and the next one, you could use it right now. 26:35 Speaker 1 Ah, I could use it right now. 26:38 Speaker 1 A new chair. 26:39 Speaker 1 Well, no, if you're outside, 26:41 Speaker 1 I'm brella. 26:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I'm brella, dude. 26:43 Speaker 1 So you just got a bunch of wet Chinese men walking around. 26:45 Speaker 1 That's fucking crazy, right? 26:46 Speaker 1 I mean, how do they protect themselves? 26:48 Speaker 1 They just, 26:50 Speaker 1 And it's so gross there. 26:51 Speaker 1 Like the smog in Beijing is like nothing you've ever seen. 26:54 Speaker 1 Like I didn't think it was real. 26:56 Speaker 1 I didn't believe in global warming. 26:57 Speaker 1 I didn't believe in pollution really 26:59 Speaker 1 until I went to Beijing. 27:00 Speaker 1 And then I was like, yeah, it's real. 27:02 Speaker 1 Totally real. 27:03 Speaker 1 I see it. 27:04 Speaker 1 I see it. 27:04 Speaker 1 Oh, it used to be real bad at Atlanta 27:06 Speaker 1 when you used to come into Atlanta. 27:06 Speaker 1 You used to be able to see the smog over there, 27:09 Speaker 1 like the 285 bridge or something coming into downtown. 27:13 Speaker 1 You'd be like, just see like a dangest cloud 27:15 Speaker 1 hanging above there. 27:16 Speaker 1 What are they gonna do that? 27:17 Speaker 1 Are we cleaning it up? 27:18 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, I haven't seen it lately. 27:19 Speaker 1 Like, hey, did you not, 27:20 Speaker 1 do you not watch panda video? 27:22 Speaker 1 Is like, if them getting scared by their caretakers, 27:24 Speaker 1 That's my favorite. 27:25 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, that's how you realize they're almost extinct 27:27 Speaker 1 because they're retarded. 27:29 Speaker 1 They fall out of trees, they have no survival instincts. 27:32 Speaker 1 They're my favorite. 27:35 Speaker 1 Like they're just sitting there eating on bamboo 27:36 Speaker 1 and like the caretaker or walk by to like, you know, 27:39 Speaker 1 pick up something. 27:40 Speaker 1 It'll scare the pandas so bad they'll fall out of the chair. 27:43 Speaker 1 Oh God, I can watch those forever. 27:45 Speaker 1 Check's eye, I know what I'm doing for the next hour. 27:47 Speaker 1 I have to pay on the video. 27:51 Speaker 1 All right, finishing up Asia here, Thailand. 27:56 Speaker 1 This is, I'm sure India probably also has this, this rule. 28:02 Speaker 1 Spitting on the street. 28:03 Speaker 1 No, no, not quite. 28:04 Speaker 1 Dang it. 28:06 Speaker 1 Uh, telling someone you're going to go to the bathroom. 28:10 Speaker 1 Not quite, but you are telling someone something. 28:13 Speaker 1 Um, telling someone you're tired. 28:18 Speaker 1 Tired of telling someone you're tired of. 28:23 Speaker 1 Being at their house and you got to go home. 28:24 Speaker 1 Who's house telling someone you're tired of being at your in-laws house? 28:31 Speaker 1 Uh, a little, little more classier. 28:34 Speaker 1 Telling someone you're tired of being at their boss's house. 28:38 Speaker 1 Ooh, okay. 28:38 Speaker 1 And who's the boss is in Thailand telling someone you're tired of being at the 28:45 Speaker 1 Politicians house. 28:46 Speaker 1 Who's your boss? 28:47 Speaker 1 Oh, it's so close. 28:48 Speaker 1 What? 28:48 Speaker 1 What? 28:49 Speaker 1 I telling someone you're tired of being at the house of the Buddha. 28:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, pretty close pretty close disrespecting the royal family family is a severe legal and social offense 29:01 Speaker 1 Legal yeah, yeah if you fucking you know if you talk about the government up there the royal families you get fucking 29:07 Speaker 1 You get set the jail or oh my god your cast out dude 29:11 Speaker 1 I'm so I've been shopping next year's vacation 29:14 Speaker 1 And it looks like I can afford the tickets if we go to Thailand 29:18 Speaker 1 We got to fly into Bangkok and sit a poocett which is a little sketch but carnal of it okay 29:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's got to make sure you don't see the lady boys. 29:24 Speaker 1 Well, we're not going to take him down to the red light district. 29:27 Speaker 1 But that's what I'm thinking about going, dude, I can't do the podcast over there. 29:31 Speaker 1 I'd get arrested day one. 29:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, we just have to stack up or something like that. 29:35 Speaker 1 And then the other one over there. 29:37 Speaker 1 And it's like, I heard the royal, heard the royal families, a bunch of idiots. 29:40 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden it's like, we, we, we, the doors get kicked open. 29:43 Speaker 1 Little people come running in and take it away. 29:45 Speaker 1 But you don't even see them. 29:46 Speaker 1 You just see me getting carried out. 29:48 Speaker 1 And there's like, because they're so little. 29:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 29:49 Speaker 1 And then you just got like a Thailand girl's likes. 29:51 Speaker 1 She's coming like, hey, lady boy. Look at my cock. Hey, call me talk talk. My name, talk, talk. I talk it in my eyes. So you don't see 30:00 Speaker 1 All right. Um, you got a couple more here. Um, let me just bounce around. Uh, the best right here. Oh my God. We got to hurry. There's bad storms outside. All right, Turkey and Greece. Uh, 30:13 Speaker 1 How do we how do we hurry we got 30 minutes left we can't make it go any faster I don't watch it 30:18 Speaker 1 It's still the last night and we just got him swapped to a different planet this beat time up 30:24 Speaker 1 All right turkey and grease uh this is this is a very odd one is something you do with your hands 30:33 Speaker 1 Two things you can do with your hands that uh is very vulgar apparently 30:37 Speaker 1 um 30:38 Speaker 1 Clench your fist. No, not quite. Give the middle finger. Oh, point, point, point. 30:46 Speaker 1 No, not necessarily. Give a thumbs up. Yes. Yes. Very vulgar connotations in Greece. 30:53 Speaker 1 Really? Yeah, that's what this says. And the one for Turkey, something else you can do with your hand. 31:00 Speaker 1 Pick your nose. Or my hand signal. Point. No. Wave. No. Flip them off. 31:07 Speaker 1 Nope. 31:08 Speaker 1 Put your pinky up to your mouth like awesome or Dr. Evil. 31:12 Speaker 1 No, not quite. 31:13 Speaker 1 Stu, your finger in your mouth. 31:15 Speaker 1 Pick your teeth. 31:16 Speaker 1 It's something you do like if you're way over there and I can't hear you. 31:20 Speaker 1 I'd do this. 31:21 Speaker 1 Put it up to your ear. 31:22 Speaker 1 No, not quite. 31:23 Speaker 1 You have to in the whole cogan. 31:25 Speaker 1 Everything's okay over here. 31:27 Speaker 1 Okay. 31:28 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:30 Speaker 1 That's very offensive in Turkey. 31:32 Speaker 1 This? 31:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:34 Speaker 1 Why? 31:35 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 31:36 Speaker 1 You didn't look up wise. 31:37 Speaker 1 You just tell me all these things. 31:38 Speaker 1 You're not going to tell me why. 31:40 Speaker 1 Well, I just want everyone to do their own little research, 31:42 Speaker 1 you know, get educated and figure it out afterwards. 31:46 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 31:46 Speaker 1 Actually, you might know this one from the UK people. 31:48 Speaker 1 What's the most offensive thing you can do in the UK? 31:51 Speaker 1 Put up two fingers. 31:52 Speaker 1 No, not quite. 31:55 Speaker 1 Peace sign. 31:56 Speaker 1 Kind of, it's not with hands. 31:57 Speaker 1 Nothing with hands on this one. 31:58 Speaker 1 Oh. 32:00 Speaker 1 UK, the most offensive thing you can do. 32:02 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know. 32:03 Speaker 1 They're pretty vulgar. 32:04 Speaker 1 It's your, you're asking them something. 32:09 Speaker 1 You're asking them something, asking them to repeat it? 32:13 Speaker 1 No. 32:15 Speaker 1 I have no idea. 32:16 Speaker 1 Oh, asking them how much money they earn 32:18 Speaker 1 is generally considered uncultured 32:20 Speaker 1 and unplugly intrusive. 32:22 Speaker 1 Ha ha ha. 32:24 Speaker 1 That's like the first thing I asked Simon 32:26 Speaker 1 when he got here last night. 32:27 Speaker 1 How much money you making now, man? 32:29 Speaker 1 Well, no, cause I just was like, 32:31 Speaker 1 I'm still intrigued by how much houses are. 32:33 Speaker 1 and he said that they're thinking about buying another house, 32:35 Speaker 1 but he works in the, 32:38 Speaker 1 oh, by the way, if anybody listening to this 32:40 Speaker 1 is in the power tool industry. 32:43 Speaker 1 Ryobi, 32:45 Speaker 1 Milwaukee, 32:46 Speaker 1 Hitachi, 32:47 Speaker 1 Duwalt, any of those reach out to me, 32:50 Speaker 1 reach out to me. 32:50 Speaker 1 Simon's trying to get back to the United States, 32:52 Speaker 1 but that's what he does. 32:53 Speaker 1 He works for a company over in the UK. 32:55 Speaker 1 But overstock? 32:56 Speaker 1 No, it's a power tool company. 32:58 Speaker 1 All he does is work in power tools. 33:01 Speaker 1 But anyway, he's trying to get back. 33:02 Speaker 1 So he asked me if I knew anybody and I said, I don't. 33:06 Speaker 1 But anyway, no one asked, I said, how much you make? 33:10 Speaker 1 He told me he didn't seem offended by it. 33:12 Speaker 1 Oh, he's probably just uncultured pieces. 33:14 Speaker 1 Yes. 33:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:17 Speaker 1 All right, last one. 33:18 Speaker 1 This one should be pretty easy. 33:19 Speaker 1 United States. 33:24 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, that's a question. 33:26 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:27 Speaker 1 Offensive? 33:28 Speaker 1 Yes. 33:28 Speaker 1 Oh God, where do I start? 33:30 Speaker 1 We're the most offended people in America or in the world. 33:34 Speaker 1 Offensive, you mean? 33:35 Speaker 1 Offended no we're offended everybody's offended by everybody. Okay. I'm gonna say racial slurs 33:41 Speaker 1 Close that's part of it using explicit slurs or hate speech targeting race religion gender or sexual orientation as well 33:47 Speaker 1 They can damn it carries severe social and professional consequences 33:49 Speaker 1 But what's my mind all these other countries that's lower on their list like in Turkey 33:54 Speaker 1 Then I give a shit about none of that 33:55 Speaker 1 But if you do this fucking sign over here, you're going to fucking prison or some shit 33:58 Speaker 1 You say all that shit in Thailand, but God forbid you talk about the royal family and if you're in 34:33 Speaker 1 Instagram or the clues to on Facebook and we'll get you on the list. Don't forget we got the patreon down below. We've been getting some more members. We appreciate that. 34:41 Speaker 1 Go over there. That'll help us out. Keep the show going to get all the stuff we need to push it out even further. I want to do a $1000 walk campaign soon. 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Get all the information on the show as well as the merch store there as well that Michael Jeremy does for us and all the proceeds go to him. 35:02 Speaker 1 we're gonna work on the merch store 35:03 Speaker 1 so you can get a little cheaper prices from interns in China. 35:06 Speaker 1 That'd be pretty cool. 35:08 Speaker 1 We're livestreaming all these episodes now. 35:09 Speaker 1 YouTube's gonna take a while. 35:10 Speaker 1 You got 75 days for YouTube to recognize you 35:13 Speaker 1 as not being a bot. 35:15 Speaker 1 So we gotta build trust with them, 35:17 Speaker 1 but everything seems to be going well. 35:18 Speaker 1 And join the live streams. 35:20 Speaker 1 I don't, it says zero all the time, no matter what, 35:22 Speaker 1 even though I'm on these other platforms 35:24 Speaker 1 and they tell us we had like 150, 160 total views. 35:27 Speaker 1 So I don't know what's going on with that, 35:28 Speaker 1 but shut the anything to add that. 35:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, did you get any voice mailer about the Hillbilly one? 35:34 Speaker 1 No, I will make that video today 35:35 Speaker 1 and we will resume that tomorrow. 35:37 Speaker 1 So if anybody's listening and you have a story 35:40 Speaker 1 about a Hillbilly life or a Redneck or Cajun 35:43 Speaker 1 or what else do we say? 35:46 Speaker 1 Hillbilly Cajun, White Trash, Redneck. 35:48 Speaker 1 White Trash, any of those stories, we wanna hear them. 35:50 Speaker 1 So if you guys have any of those stories 35:52 Speaker 1 and you're a listener, which I know you do, 35:53 Speaker 1 I actually told Tara, I think she should call it 35:55 Speaker 1 about when she hit the cop and she hit the hit and run thing. 35:58 Speaker 1 I don't know if I'm supposed to talk about that. 36:00 Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good one. 36:01 Speaker 1 It's a good story. 36:02 Speaker 1 And you know it's a good story. 36:03 Speaker 1 And that would be a cop over. 36:04 Speaker 1 And see that would be GTA and Redneck, which is awesome. 36:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that one. 36:09 Speaker 1 That was fun. 36:10 Speaker 1 So she's on right now, dude. 36:11 Speaker 1 We're ready to get below. 36:13 Speaker 1 Oh, with Gopfins. 36:15 Speaker 1 Running caps over. 36:16 Speaker 1 That's what Tara does. 36:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. 36:19 Speaker 1 While flying her straight flag out the window. 36:23 Speaker 1 Gopf's like, if you're gay, I could probably look the other way 36:26 Speaker 1 and let this go. 36:27 Speaker 1 She's like, take me to jail. 36:29 Speaker 1 I thought we hate crap about don't associate mute those people 36:33 Speaker 1 All right, we're going get into 36:36 Speaker 1 daily dose of dumb news 37:00 Speaker 1 and they hired 2000 plus gamers to be air traffic controllers. 37:05 Speaker 1 Regardless of your age, chances are, you know, 37:06 Speaker 1 at least one person in your life who loves video games 37:08 Speaker 1 and recent campaign by the US Department of Transportation. 37:12 Speaker 1 So these skills might be useful at your nearest airport 37:15 Speaker 1 with FAA applicants declining. 37:19 Speaker 1 They came up with a new way and now they have the, 37:22 Speaker 1 they have a hell of a lot of gamers over there 37:24 Speaker 1 that are running the FAA. 37:26 Speaker 1 Now, a lot of people think, you know, 37:28 Speaker 1 some people are like, this is done, 37:29 Speaker 1 They're not qualified to do anything like that. 37:31 Speaker 1 They can't do this. 37:32 Speaker 1 But I think they can, just for the fact that competitive gaming, 37:35 Speaker 1 you've got to make split second decisions. 37:37 Speaker 1 And you've also got to do a lot of call out. 37:38 Speaker 1 You've got to be like, hey, over here, move left. 37:40 Speaker 1 Go up down. 37:40 Speaker 1 I'm over here on this side. 37:41 Speaker 1 Push forward or pull back. 37:44 Speaker 1 And the hand-eye coordination, I think, 37:45 Speaker 1 is really well with gamers. 37:47 Speaker 1 And like I said, they can also make quick decisions. 37:50 Speaker 1 And there's got to be a way to entice people to come. 37:52 Speaker 1 So they just said, hey, if you're a gamer, 37:53 Speaker 1 this is pretty much like a video game. 37:54 Speaker 1 But there's lives at stake. 37:56 Speaker 1 So there's no respawning. 37:57 Speaker 1 That's the only thing I think it might be hard to get through their heads like, 38:01 Speaker 1 Hey, uh, if you fuck up, a lot of people are going to die, 38:04 Speaker 1 but at the same time, 38:05 Speaker 1 these guys can sit in front of a console for 12 hours and not even be tired. 38:08 Speaker 1 They can just keep going. These competitive gamers. So I think it's a good idea. 38:11 Speaker 1 You got some people there saying, why do we got a bunch of gaming nerds that are 38:14 Speaker 1 running the FAA now? No, I think it's great. And you know, 38:17 Speaker 1 the Air Force did a campaign years ago when they, 38:21 Speaker 1 when they first really started to use what we call the chicken hawk or the, 38:23 Speaker 1 the Raptors, the drones that were that we were sending over and actually taking out 38:28 Speaker 1 terrorists with just drones because they didn't want to risk American lives and 38:32 Speaker 1 pilots, right? And they did a whole campaign on that where it was like, look, 38:36 Speaker 1 you can sit in your mom's basement and, you know, 38:40 Speaker 1 play Call of Duty or, you know, go after a terrorist on your little video game, 38:45 Speaker 1 or you can really do it. And you can really go after terrorists in another country, 38:49 Speaker 1 all from Colorado Springs, Colorado. So I think it's great. 38:53 Speaker 1 I mean, if you're going to use them in combat, 38:55 Speaker 1 because dude, they're really good at it. 38:56 Speaker 1 I mean, there's a lot of them that got in, 38:57 Speaker 1 that's all they did. 38:58 Speaker 1 They were just real gamers, 38:59 Speaker 1 and now they're flying these drones, 39:01 Speaker 1 and they're not making as much money 39:03 Speaker 1 as an air traffic controller. 39:04 Speaker 1 But, you know, if you mess up a drone, 39:06 Speaker 1 what do you do? 39:07 Speaker 1 Kill the wrong terrorists? 39:08 Speaker 1 I mean, whatever. 39:10 Speaker 1 They're all terrorists over there. 39:11 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't want to say that. 39:14 Speaker 1 But you're either killing a terrorist or a future terrorist, 39:16 Speaker 1 you know what I'm saying? 39:17 Speaker 1 In the areas, they're operating in. 39:20 Speaker 1 In the areas they're operating in, 39:22 Speaker 1 that you can't miss. 39:24 Speaker 1 Just like, yeah, 15 years that baby would have been a hell of a terror. 39:28 Speaker 1 It's good that I mean, dude. 39:30 Speaker 1 It's all the way. 39:31 Speaker 1 It's the way they live over there. 39:33 Speaker 1 It's just it's just common for them. 39:34 Speaker 1 And that's how they're raised. 39:35 Speaker 1 Now, are they all bad? 39:37 Speaker 1 No, I think one of them saved the dude from the loan survivor, whatever that 39:42 Speaker 1 guy's name is. 39:43 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 39:44 Speaker 1 Mark Wahlberg. 39:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 39:45 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, you say Mark Wahlberg. 39:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 39:47 Speaker 1 We'll go with that. 39:49 Speaker 1 But but either way, I mean, I think that air traffic control, that's a little scary. 39:52 Speaker 1 I don't know if I would you want one of them in charge of your life? 39:56 Speaker 1 I don't know. 39:57 Speaker 1 Um, I mean, I think, like I said, all air traffic control is just checking the 40:01 Speaker 1 screen and checking your altitudes and everything and who's coming and who's 40:04 Speaker 1 going and checking, you know, call outs are the biggest thing, a communication. 40:08 Speaker 1 And they're really well at that when it comes to professional gaming, going back 40:12 Speaker 1 to the drones, randomly killing someone. 40:15 Speaker 1 I watched a patchy video the other day from back in Afghanistan or something. 40:19 Speaker 1 And they're just like, they got guns, guns, fire. 40:21 Speaker 1 and they fire and you don't see anything pop up on the screen and he's like oh well 40:25 Speaker 1 I had the the distance setting wrong so it just launched fucking bullets 40:31 Speaker 1 I don't even know what they shoot like a 105 or what happens that I'm actually shoot 40:34 Speaker 1 I think they're shooting 50-cal okay yeah so there's a perotia 50-cal 40:39 Speaker 1 bullets it just hit God knows where it just is all sorry what what what targeted 40:44 Speaker 1 in right my bad just look a fucking school in a village but you know that 40:48 Speaker 1 They're gonna be terrorists. Don't you worry about that? 40:50 Speaker 1 We just say I don't disagree with it. But I think I think that drones. I'm good with it. 40:56 Speaker 1 Air traffic control is a very high stress job as long as you're getting the background check and 40:59 Speaker 1 I can't see a lot of them failing except for maybe drugs because I'm guessing a lot of gamers 41:03 Speaker 1 smoke weed. Is that is that a fair assumption? Uh, I would know not casual gamers do. 41:08 Speaker 1 Professionals do not. All they do is inhale copious amounts of caffeine and oxygen tank. 41:16 Speaker 1 I mean, I do remember back in the day. 41:19 Speaker 1 I think the first campaign I saw was the Army. 41:23 Speaker 1 They were doing like one of those bomb diffusing drones or whatnot, but the guy was using an Xbox controller. 41:28 Speaker 1 I think that was just to get kids like, 41:29 Speaker 1 Hey, user, bring your home controller and just come on over here because you can get some crazy modded controllers with like extra buttons and everything and like super sensitive and whatnot. 41:38 Speaker 1 I've had a couple of them. 41:39 Speaker 1 I guarantee there's some kids bringing their own fucking controllers to do this. 41:42 Speaker 1 I mean, have we, how many, I mean, I think last count. 41:45 Speaker 1 and I ran what if we lost five soldiers? 41:50 Speaker 1 Is that accurate? 41:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe I haven't seen anything lately. 41:53 Speaker 1 I just see like, oh, we got peace talks 41:54 Speaker 1 and I'm like, oh, we're back to bombing. 41:55 Speaker 1 Oh, we got peace talks. 41:56 Speaker 1 All right, we're back to bombing. 41:57 Speaker 1 How many of their soldiers have we killed? 41:59 Speaker 1 Do we know? 42:00 Speaker 1 I don't know. 42:00 Speaker 1 I ran deaths. 42:02 Speaker 1 Soldiers are just terrorists. 42:04 Speaker 1 Oh, they're all terrorists, Brandon. 42:06 Speaker 1 I'm saying so. 42:07 Speaker 1 We just thought we just. 42:08 Speaker 1 Let's just say how many KIA, how many KIA and Iran 42:11 Speaker 1 as of right now says official Iranian figures report 42:14 Speaker 1 at least 3400 while independent monitors like HR, 42:18 Speaker 1 ANA, human rights activist, and news agency, 42:21 Speaker 1 estimates 3500 to 3600 and military assessments 42:24 Speaker 1 from Israel and the US estimates 42:26 Speaker 1 6,000 military personnel killed. 42:28 Speaker 1 So 6,000 military and then we probably killed another, 42:30 Speaker 1 I don't know, four that were gonna be terrorist. 42:32 Speaker 1 Okay, so 10,000 people and we've lost five, right? 42:37 Speaker 1 That's pretty good. 42:38 Speaker 1 That's a good KD ratio. 42:39 Speaker 1 That's what technology brings you. 42:42 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm all for it, man. If we can do this with the way we're doing it. 42:46 Speaker 1 It's when when and never have to go boots on the ground again. 42:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, that and I heard people are saying like we're depleting our fucking missiles 42:53 Speaker 1 and everything like they've been sitting around for fucking 40 years. 42:56 Speaker 1 Might as well fucking use them and then get, you know, create more jobs over here 42:59 Speaker 1 to get the factories back going again. 43:01 Speaker 1 Cause that's, that was like America's best economy was like during World War two. 43:04 Speaker 1 We're just pumping out fucking missiles and guns and rockets and tanks and aircrafts 43:08 Speaker 1 and ships. So I was going to fucking use them if we got it. 43:11 Speaker 1 I mean, there's no sense keeping a supply and not all that stuff's got to be shot off. 43:14 Speaker 1 I mean, it can't, it can't, the shelf life on that stuff is not forever. 43:17 Speaker 1 And have you ever shot a bad round before, like a round that was old? 43:20 Speaker 1 Oh, yes. Very sketchy. 43:22 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, you could just fires or it just gets jammed sideways in that motherfucker. 43:25 Speaker 1 And you're like, Oh my God, dude, I was talking to my buddy, my buddy, 43:28 Speaker 1 Jockden. And you know, he went, he went, he went hunting, because we're 43:30 Speaker 1 going hunting again in March, the one I was trying to get you to go on. 43:33 Speaker 1 And he's setting everything up. 43:35 Speaker 1 And so he went out there last weekend to the hunting range, because he was going 43:39 Speaker 1 get an apex, which looks like a gazelle. But he said, dude, I'm out there. And he has a, 43:44 Speaker 1 he has a 30 out six. And then he has a nine mill handgun with a silencer on it. And he, 43:52 Speaker 1 and he said his son's with him. It's like two in the morning. And his son's maybe seven. 43:57 Speaker 1 And he said this frickin 250 pound hog walks right in front of his blind and he's going, oh my God. 44:04 Speaker 1 But he looks down and his son doesn't have any hearing protection on. And he's like, Oh, Jesus, 44:09 Speaker 1 dude. Like if I shoot this freaking pig right now, my son's gonna have a heart attack. 44:14 Speaker 1 He's gonna, he's gonna crap his pants right here. He's gonna tell his mom what I did. 44:17 Speaker 1 So he pulls out his nine mill and he goes, dude, I guess I had bad round. I don't know 44:22 Speaker 1 what was wrong. He shot that pig three times in the face and it walked away. Like he said 44:30 Speaker 1 that thing just looked at him like, what the heck was that? Cause it was a silencer. 44:34 Speaker 1 was like, boom, boom, boom. 44:35 Speaker 1 It jumped three times in the face. 44:38 Speaker 1 And that damn pig walked away. 44:40 Speaker 1 So I mean, you get bad rounds, dude. 44:41 Speaker 1 That's what happens. 44:42 Speaker 1 I mean, they don't have the same velocity 44:43 Speaker 1 and they don't, you know, penetrate the target. 44:45 Speaker 1 I don't know how thick a pig skull is, 44:47 Speaker 1 but I'm guessing it's pretty thick. 44:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it is. 44:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm gonna say I usually hear people shoot 44:52 Speaker 1 with a, you know, 5, 5, 6 or 2, 2, 3, 44:54 Speaker 1 which is really only a little bigger than a 22, 44:56 Speaker 1 but it's got more fucking powder behind it. 44:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:58 Speaker 1 Much do that motherfucker, but. 45:00 Speaker 1 Okay. Up next. 45:01 Speaker 1 but 45:03 Speaker 1 women sexually assaulted while sleeping on to fight Bangkok flight a Pakistani man detained on landing after pastor traveling with small daughter reports offense 45:12 Speaker 1 of some time when described waking up to find a fella pastor touching her inappropriate during overnight flight from Dubai to Bangkok next to her four-year-old daughter 45:20 Speaker 1 the victim boat, or in a car 45:23 Speaker 1 you say it. Uh, she also noticed, uh, what seems to be semen on her leggings. 45:29 Speaker 1 Uh, it's just a wild story. It was so hard to find a founded on Instagram. I was like, 45:36 Speaker 1 is this real? And then Bangkok post is the only one talking about it. So, um, but to me, 45:40 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is a pecky, standing doing on a flight from Dubai to Thailand? Was he like 45:45 Speaker 1 supposed to be like a terrorist? And then he's like, he just got horny over there. He's like 45:48 Speaker 1 fanning his mission. He's like, Oh my God, I'm good to touch the boobies. Why is he sleeping? 45:52 Speaker 1 I wonder if I could get a note off what she's doing next. I don't even know how you accomplished 45:56 Speaker 1 it. How do you know on someone on the airplane with anybody see it? I mean, I guess I think 46:02 Speaker 1 so I had a friend that had, did I tell you about the guy that I, my friend that had, 46:10 Speaker 1 what's it called, a premature ejaculation? It's not the same guy that used to keep a 46:14 Speaker 1 boner on the C-130 so he didn't have to pee? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is another guy. 46:19 Speaker 1 This is recent. I mean, this is probably within the last two years and he had to go see a doctor for it. 46:23 Speaker 1 I actually sent him to that urologist that I went and saw. Not for the same thing. I don't have that. 46:27 Speaker 1 Okay. But anyway, but he said it was so bad. He said it was so bad that if he was getting ready, 46:35 Speaker 1 like if he knew it was going to happen and like his wife walked in like nude, he would just finish in his pants. 46:42 Speaker 1 My God, I'm sure it's your urologist and you know, she might like it. I don't know. She might not like it. 46:46 Speaker 1 Oh, he's never I don't know if he made it through the appointment right 46:49 Speaker 1 Probably walked out that thing dehydrated and I V you know busting everywhere all over 46:55 Speaker 1 She walked in he's like oh oh 46:59 Speaker 1 Are you okay? He's like don't look at me it's too shameful, you know 47:03 Speaker 1 But yeah, that's probably what this guy has he prides premature ejaculation and then that just he just like touched her shoulder 47:09 Speaker 1 And it was over it's a real thing you think you nut in his pants and he just like wiped it on her 47:13 Speaker 1 He's like you have a little bit of me. It's kind of weird, but 47:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably. It's a very odd thing. I mean, Pakistanis, uh, a lot of people for sure. I mean, 47:21 Speaker 1 they're just raised like that, you know, if there's not a goat around, and it's like everybody's 47:25 Speaker 1 how do you know what they're how do you know what they're raised like? The same as the Iranian, 47:30 Speaker 1 the terrorist. How you gonna go here and bitch about Iran being terrorists and not include Pakistan 47:36 Speaker 1 and Iraq? We've never we've never went to war with Pakistan. Yeah, but do you really want to live 47:41 Speaker 1 there? No. Oh, see, see, yeah, because they're all terrorists. They're terrorists in the 47:45 Speaker 1 make-up and they fucking hate India, you know, they just fight India all the time. I don't 47:49 Speaker 1 know why I think India took part of their country or something like that years and years 47:53 Speaker 1 ago and they're still bitching about it. But I don't know how India does have a better 47:57 Speaker 1 army. I feel like there's nothing to fuck around there because there's like you came into one 48:00 Speaker 1 chick like you might as well go shoot some Pakistanis and take their women. 48:04 Speaker 1 If India ever got it together, they would be the most powerful military in the world. 48:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, until you fucking put a cow in the center of your 48:11 Speaker 1 Everyone's setting up in a cow field that I know shoot there with the cows 48:16 Speaker 1 You would go through hell the Buddha will slash you down during World War two the the allies would try to hide in churches 48:23 Speaker 1 Because I thought it would save them if we ever go to war with India. We're gonna be hiding in Barnes 48:27 Speaker 1 Which is pretty funny 48:30 Speaker 1 Where's riding cows in the battle? 48:32 Speaker 1 Just got cow strapped on the tanks and everything next to them. 48:36 Speaker 1 It looks like a Chick-fil-A commercial. 48:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're just running for cover from cow to cow. 48:41 Speaker 1 It's like we're dropping cows out of C-130s with our troops strapped to them and the cows 48:46 Speaker 1 are like, moo. 48:48 Speaker 1 The Indians are like, we so tender, we so tender. 48:50 Speaker 1 It's like platoon is like, give me that goddamn radio. 48:53 Speaker 1 I'm like, we need a bullseye and drop right now. 48:55 Speaker 1 Bullseye. 48:56 Speaker 1 We need 50 bullseye. 48:57 Speaker 1 It's on our location. 48:58 Speaker 1 I'm like sir, there's danger close by drop them drop the fucking bowline. He's got guys over there 49:07 Speaker 1 I love to smell manure in the morning 49:11 Speaker 1 Y'all the tunnel all the fucking trenches are full of cow shit and everything 49:15 Speaker 1 Fucking seven days in you like sir our heads are above the the trench line, but I know these cows keep shit fucking put 49:22 Speaker 1 Cow shit out 49:24 Speaker 1 You probably use it for fire though. You probably use it for warmth. I don't know that oh 49:27 Speaker 1 Oh, that's how we defeat India and protect against them ride a bunch of cows around all right 49:31 Speaker 1 So now we know why they don't have a big army. There's no reason they can't fight you 49:35 Speaker 1 Yeah 49:36 Speaker 1 The most technological events everything and if you've got a cow in front of it 49:41 Speaker 1 They cannot shoot the bull to probably like a cow resistant. So there's a hit cow high. They just chatter explode everywhere, but 49:48 Speaker 1 Okay, all right enough 49:50 Speaker 1 Of stereotyping racism for the day, I guess. Yeah, we'll get some more tomorrow, but all right. We're gonna get into what the chuck 49:58 Speaker 1 What the chug? 50:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to check me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of chug. Oh 50:07 Speaker 1 Chuck 50:09 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 50:11 Speaker 1 The chug 50:14 Speaker 1 Okay, so 50:16 Speaker 1 As I told you I prepared late last night 50:19 Speaker 1 For what we were supposed to do tonight, but we're not doing that today 50:22 Speaker 1 So I got to go on to plan B 50:23 Speaker 1 This is really really good. These are these are a few you guys know that I always have some in the hopper 50:28 Speaker 1 But Brandon you're gonna like this because I'm actually intrigued 50:31 Speaker 1 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you I'm gonna ask you a question and I'm gonna give you 50:36 Speaker 1 Two minutes to see if you can sell it. Okay 50:40 Speaker 1 What topic 50:41 Speaker 1 Could you right now if you were applying to go to Harvard or a major university? 50:47 Speaker 1 Give a 20 minute presentation on 50:51 Speaker 1 without a single ounce of preparation and I'm gonna ask you to give me two minutes. Um, 51:01 Speaker 1 Okay, when do I start and go? All right, so if you don't want to be a slave to society 51:07 Speaker 1 you gotta start making your own way, right? 51:09 Speaker 1 You've gotta start, you gotta find out what you can do 51:11 Speaker 1 to not be a slave to everybody else. 51:13 Speaker 1 Because if you think about it, you get a good job, right? 51:15 Speaker 1 You're never gonna make more than the CEO. 51:17 Speaker 1 You know, you're gonna cap out very quickly, 51:19 Speaker 1 very, very soon, and you're gonna be sad to press, 51:22 Speaker 1 your wife's gonna cheat on you. 51:23 Speaker 1 You might kill yourself by the age of 40, 51:25 Speaker 1 which is because you realize there's nowhere else to go. 51:27 Speaker 1 But with starting your own business, 51:28 Speaker 1 that's the way to do it, baby. 51:30 Speaker 1 Now you're gonna have trials and tribulations, 51:31 Speaker 1 it's gonna be hard, it's gonna be tough. 51:32 Speaker 1 But being poor is hard too. 51:35 Speaker 1 Working hard is hard as well. 51:36 Speaker 1 Rather be poor or rather be rich and not have to answer it anybody. I suggest 51:41 Speaker 1 Everyone starts their own business not just for the fact that you don't want to be a slave 51:46 Speaker 1 But for tax evasion purposes as well 51:48 Speaker 1 Right off so much you have your own business everything you can write off toilet paper 51:53 Speaker 1 If you have a good idea why you're taking a shit right it down. You can use toilet paper to wipe your ass 51:57 Speaker 1 That's the right off right there you 51:59 Speaker 1 You need to go to dinner by yourself 52:02 Speaker 1 Pull up a zoom call and talk to somebody that whole dinner written off man and I get to go 52:06 Speaker 1 I would recommend doing something along the lines. 52:09 Speaker 1 The AI is not gonna take social media 52:11 Speaker 1 is a little up in the air at the moment right now, 52:13 Speaker 1 but once you become kind of the public eye, 52:16 Speaker 1 you kind of stay there. 52:17 Speaker 1 Whether you do good stuff or bad stuff, 52:18 Speaker 1 and either way you get to check, which is kind of cool. 52:20 Speaker 1 People can hate you, you still get paid. 52:21 Speaker 1 People can love you, you still get paid. 52:23 Speaker 1 You pay your job, you're getting fired, 52:24 Speaker 1 and you're gonna be homeless, 52:25 Speaker 1 and you're gonna be living in a cardboard box. 52:28 Speaker 1 Cardboard boxes can be nice now though, 52:30 Speaker 1 but you just gotta make sure you have enough money 52:31 Speaker 1 to buy a proper one, or you end up on the streets. 52:34 Speaker 1 Now I would recommend you could also scam people 52:37 Speaker 1 about that treat, their buddy's house. 52:41 Speaker 1 Scams are very popular right now, 52:42 Speaker 1 except for the old and the retarded. 52:45 Speaker 1 You can make a lot of money off them 52:46 Speaker 1 if you really wanted to. 52:47 Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, 52:48 Speaker 1 you don't ever want to work for somebody else 52:50 Speaker 1 because they're always gonna make more money than you 52:52 Speaker 1 and they always control your life and your destiny. 52:54 Speaker 1 So if you let me into Harvard, 52:55 Speaker 1 I will probably do nothing here with this degree 52:58 Speaker 1 because I'm not gonna get a real job ever, ever again. 53:01 Speaker 1 Thank you for your time. 53:02 Speaker 1 Bye-bye. 53:03 Speaker 1 Wow, dude. That was exactly two minutes. That was really good. I watch the clock. I was just guessing. I don't know if you 53:12 Speaker 1 said so much. You'll make five to six dollars. I don't know if I don't know if your present your presentation was pretty much 53:22 Speaker 1 on being a criminal. I mean, everything you said was just like criminal stuff. It was like tax evasion, things like that. 53:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it pays well. So, you know, okay. I figure out what you want in life, I guess. But I would say no, because if you get a business, you can write off a lot of things, you know that. 53:37 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you know, but I mean, you don't have to have a business. I mean, you can just anything you can write off. 53:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if like you're going to work, I don't think you can write off that money. Like if you're if you're a W nine employee, I don't think you can write off like driving to work or your cell phone or part of your house or, you know, your kids. 53:53 Speaker 1 Well, we're down the street is if your if your returns under 10,000, they don't check so just 53:58 Speaker 1 Almost that's true. That's what the IRS told me. So 54:01 Speaker 1 Uh, moving on 54:02 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get into that. Uh, all right. These ones these ones are quick. You got to answer these three questions 54:08 Speaker 1 Immediately, you can't sit there and I'm not you none of this he and han. Okay. Here we go 54:13 Speaker 1 What is the skill you have always wanted to learn 54:16 Speaker 1 But you have not started yet 54:18 Speaker 1 Oh, it's back 54:23 Speaker 1 If you could instantly become an expert in any one subject, what would it be? 54:30 Speaker 1 Drug use. 54:32 Speaker 1 I think you are next. 54:35 Speaker 1 What did you love doing as a child that you do not do anymore? 54:40 Speaker 1 Playing with making he-man and the bad guy fight each other. 54:44 Speaker 1 And then there was a hot one. 54:47 Speaker 1 I can't remember, but I make Shira. 54:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe it was whoever won. 54:51 Speaker 1 They would have sex with her. 54:52 Speaker 1 No, you didn't. Well, I'm making my kiss and everything. I don't really know what sex was 55:01 Speaker 1 All right, oh making dams also I love making dams back in the day were you a big damn builder I 55:07 Speaker 1 Had I swear to God we all had a little bit of beaver in us 55:11 Speaker 1 Because we never made a damn in my life really dude. It's so fun just like watching the water stop. I 55:16 Speaker 1 Get what beavers do it. I really do I 55:19 Speaker 1 Haven't done that a while though. I love beavers 55:22 Speaker 1 So cool. 55:23 Speaker 1 So you, your infatuations with beavers make items, mines with pandas, fallen off chairs. 55:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, if I had a married animal, it'd probably be a beaver. 55:33 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought about this day, too, before we move on real quick. 55:38 Speaker 1 If an animal had to use a pool noodle as a straw, what animal would use it? 55:43 Speaker 1 If an animal had to use a pool noodle as a straw, what animal would use it? 55:50 Speaker 1 So an elephant kind of has a pool noodle already attached to their face. 55:53 Speaker 1 They're out. 55:54 Speaker 1 They expect their own wiener too. 55:55 Speaker 1 So I think most animals can really. 55:58 Speaker 1 I know my dog can. 56:00 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 56:01 Speaker 1 It's flexible. 56:02 Speaker 1 I'm going to say a rhinoceros. 56:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was just thinking he's already like a little load of the ground. 56:09 Speaker 1 I was thinking maybe more like a giraffe that way he doesn't have stick his head all the 56:12 Speaker 1 way down. 56:13 Speaker 1 He's not like vulnerable. 56:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:15 Speaker 1 See, look, he said giraffe too. 56:16 Speaker 1 So you think a giraffe would want to use a pool noodle? 56:19 Speaker 1 or like a, uh, an orangut, uh, what's the slow sloth? Yeah. Well, he ain't gonna get, 56:23 Speaker 1 get all the way on the ground to get some water cause it takes them a while to get up and down. 56:26 Speaker 1 They're not big enough. That's like you using a freaking pool noodle. You can't use a pool 56:30 Speaker 1 noodle. It's a straw. Yeah. Yeah. You can. You just put your mouth over the, I mean, 56:35 Speaker 1 not going all the way around it, but we used to fill it up and blow it at people. So if 56:38 Speaker 1 you can blow it at people, you can suck it in. Okay. All right. Continue. All right. Uh, 56:44 Speaker 1 What? 56:46 Speaker 1 Here we go. 56:47 Speaker 1 If you could only keep three apps on your phone right now, which ones would you choose? 56:52 Speaker 1 Uh, not including like texting and shit or yeah. 56:57 Speaker 1 Uh, we'll do it. 56:58 Speaker 1 We'll do away with the texting and phone and email. 57:03 Speaker 1 Uh, I would go with Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. 57:10 Speaker 1 Okay. 57:11 Speaker 1 That's not bad. 57:12 Speaker 1 Um, I got to keep Google Maps. 57:13 Speaker 1 I lost a lot. What is the most interesting fact you've learned the most recent most recently? 57:23 Speaker 1 Um, I learned, oh, there's one I was going to talk about the other day. I like what is it? 57:29 Speaker 1 I learned that, um, 57:34 Speaker 1 butterflies, I think butterflies, uh, can remember you as a caterpillar. Like once they 57:39 Speaker 1 You take care of it as a caterpillar it'll remember you once it's turned into a butterfly 57:43 Speaker 1 That's not true. I 57:45 Speaker 1 Think so I think I got like a very good memory not like an elephant memory 57:49 Speaker 1 What does that mean they're not gonna be friends with you? They're not gonna look at you as though you're their dad 57:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, they'll just flutter around with you 57:57 Speaker 1 Flutter around with you. Yeah, the like circle your head and everything and they'll land on you 58:02 Speaker 1 They recognize you as like you created their metamorphosis. You're like their god at that point. None of that's true. None of that's true 58:08 Speaker 1 I've never had a freaking butterfly go around me like that. 58:13 Speaker 1 Really? 58:14 Speaker 1 Don't act like you have butterfly circle you routinely. 58:17 Speaker 1 Oh, that, I know I haven't, I haven't raised one from a caterpillar in a long time. 58:24 Speaker 1 But they are affectionate. 58:27 Speaker 1 You still, they're not. 58:30 Speaker 1 Alright, can I go on to the next one or are you looking this up? 58:34 Speaker 1 No, I'm waiting on you. 58:36 Speaker 1 All right. What is a small thing that instantly improves your mood on a hard day? 58:44 Speaker 1 One small thing that improves my mood. Yep. What do you mean by small, like physically small, 58:49 Speaker 1 just like not something you got to really do? What? Like you're talking about like a small object? 58:56 Speaker 1 No. Something is something. What is something that instantly improves your mood on a bad day? 59:02 Speaker 1 Well, you're good. I was gonna say these ins now they're small. You're not physically oh 59:09 Speaker 1 A small thing that makes my day better. Um 59:13 Speaker 1 and I prove your mood 59:16 Speaker 1 Probably when I see on the news 59:20 Speaker 1 Actually doesn't happen often but something weird like whenever Joey chestnut eats a bunch of hot dogs 59:24 Speaker 1 I'm like that's good. What the heck's wrong with you doing this joy chestnut guy 59:28 Speaker 1 Well, we only see him once a year. It's kind of sad. Yeah, but why are you so obsessed with the material? 59:32 Speaker 1 weird because he's like a top athlete. God bless me. That's the 59:38 Speaker 1 stuff. I'm not going to get into this again. I'm not being 59:40 Speaker 1 baited into the joint chest not conversations like, Oh, that's 59:43 Speaker 1 right. So best move we ever made. Oh, we know that. Okay. I got 59:48 Speaker 1 two questions left. We're moving on. If animals could talk, 59:52 Speaker 1 which species do you think would be the rudest? The rudest? 59:57 Speaker 1 Uh, definitely. I want to say honey badger, but I think that 1:00:02 Speaker 1 just don't give a fuck and they're just chilling. The rudest would probably be. We got a bunch 1:00:09 Speaker 1 of mockingbirds outside that always bitch out of forget too close to the nest. It'd probably 1:00:13 Speaker 1 rude because I already know it as hell right now that or a bit of a bit of a bit of mole 1:00:22 Speaker 1 would be just ridiculous because he's just whining and bitching all the time how he can't see 1:00:25 Speaker 1 anything playing in. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 I think cats would be the rudest cats are by far the rudest animals in the me 1:00:34 Speaker 1 They're just very nonchalant 1:00:36 Speaker 1 What look at that? I would wear that piece of shit. Yeah, the rude. I hate those tinkets 1:00:42 Speaker 1 Alright last one 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Rangatangs 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, they probably think they're stupid. I think they're actually smart. They probably just think they know more than you I 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Don't know when they're locked up in a zoo. They don't know more than makes I can't get out 1:00:56 Speaker 1 out. What is something you used to believe strongly that you okay okay hold on before I 1:01:05 Speaker 1 ask this question. I want to be before I even ask it you're not allowed to talk about politics, 1:01:12 Speaker 1 race or sex okay here we go. What is something you used to believe strongly that you now 1:01:18 Speaker 1 think is completely wrong? 1:01:20 Speaker 1 you know what I wanted to say it first something with the blue and white 1:01:25 Speaker 1 uh... 1:01:26 Speaker 1 I was gonna say Israel 1:01:28 Speaker 1 why would you even say that I just told you that off the table 1:01:33 Speaker 1 that's why I'm not picking that's what I'm kind of 1:01:35 Speaker 1 you said it just so you can get it out 1:01:37 Speaker 1 well I'm just thinking out loud like I was gonna say 1:01:40 Speaker 1 okay 1:01:41 Speaker 1 don't think out loud 1:01:45 Speaker 1 thinking side and then answer the question 1:01:48 Speaker 1 So, yeah, that's no fun though thinking inside. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 Then people can't hear what my brain is doing 1:01:52 Speaker 1 when I'm trying to figure stuff out. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 Oh, I used to think that cereal was good for you. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Mm, terrible for you. 1:02:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I used to think that when you hooked up jumper cables 1:02:06 Speaker 1 to somebody's car and you hooked them up to your battery, 1:02:10 Speaker 1 that if you rev the engine, their battery would charge faster. 1:02:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a little bit of truth to that. 1:02:16 Speaker 1 your alternator spinning more and it's pushing more current through there. 1:02:19 Speaker 1 Allegedly, it's not. 1:02:21 Speaker 1 I hooked somebody up about a week ago and I was doing that and the guy's like, 1:02:25 Speaker 1 why are you doing that? 1:02:26 Speaker 1 And I was like, just trying to get in charge faster. 1:02:27 Speaker 1 He's like, that's stupid. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 I was like, well, you're welcome, sir. 1:02:31 Speaker 1 Well, if you got like a low battery and yours is already kind of like on the frits, 1:02:34 Speaker 1 if you're putting a dual charge on it, then you're pulling battery away from your 1:02:37 Speaker 1 power or pulling power away from your battery, send it over to theirs. 1:02:40 Speaker 1 But if you rev it up because also there, you know, creates more energy for the car. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 So you're revving up higher. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 all up and I was working harder. Okay well either way I thought that that just charged it way faster. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 Oh that or uh apparently should tell us that it was illegal to have the inside dome light on 1:02:53 Speaker 1 when you get arrested. Oh yeah yeah got that a lot I got that a lot yeah or one or if you look 1:02:59 Speaker 1 directly at the sun for too long you'll go blind. I think that was so true. Oh 1:03:06 Speaker 1 Check sign I'll bet I'm working out the bravery to look at the sun tomorrow. 1:03:10 Speaker 1 Oh my car car go out there and stare at the sun and tell me what you see. 1:03:13 Speaker 1 to 1:03:19 Speaker 1 like that I think any new glasses of just like holes burn the 1:03:24 Speaker 1 to get back to you tomorrow. Like I said, we got some things to set up. Don't forget to leave us your favorite or your best redneck white trash hillbilly of cajent experience ever pretty much anything that's just not like a normal everyday activity. What could be a normal day activity to you. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 day activity or it could be a normal day activity to you 1:03:48 Speaker 1 uh... just let us know about and uh... we're gonna pick some winners and get some 1:03:51 Speaker 1 gta copies 1:03:52 Speaker 1 uh... or technically i just send him on a new budget he or use it on something 1:03:56 Speaker 1 else but 1:03:57 Speaker 1 uh... check anything for me now that now man i'll see them are hopefully we have 1:04:00 Speaker 1 our guest 1:04:01 Speaker 1 okay it's ready to go do drugs but