Lips And Ladders EP-365 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-11
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild tastes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers for anyone else trying to keep them clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You have your patience. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought that opinions are first on the show are for getting purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Iron Fist or PDN's Russia. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 I'm gonna make you another day, I'm gonna fish me 1:02 Speaker 1 About one weekend, no vaping for the most part 1:05 Speaker 1 And day one of soccer conditioning is done 1:08 Speaker 1 My name's Brandon Thrasher, it's the day that I show over there 1:10 Speaker 1 Shuck iron fist, how you doing? 1:12 Speaker 1 I too am turning my life over 1:14 Speaker 1 So yeah, I'm drinking nothing but 1:17 Speaker 1 Gatorades and water trying to hydrate 1:20 Speaker 1 We're in the hottest part of the summer and I feel like 1:22 Speaker 1 This is when you should stop drinking alcohol 1:24 Speaker 1 You know, no beer, nothing, I'm not even doing alcohol like beer 1:27 Speaker 1 So I'm 100. 1:29 Speaker 1 My thing's always the, you know, I like to do it at the beginning of winter. 1:32 Speaker 1 After I do my round and go visit family and everything and get whatever thing I need to 1:36 Speaker 1 out of the way in January, then I usually stop from then to May because there's really 1:40 Speaker 1 nothing going on in its winter time and you're already kind of in a depressed mood and 1:44 Speaker 1 kind of sad. 1:45 Speaker 1 You like, I don't get to see the sun all the time and just dark all the time. 1:48 Speaker 1 You're just naturally, people are just naturally more sad in the wintertime. 1:51 Speaker 1 So I'm like, fuck it, there's nothing to do. 1:53 Speaker 1 I might as well stop drinking. 1:54 Speaker 1 I was thinking about doing that here recently also, 1:56 Speaker 1 doing another round of not drinking. 1:58 Speaker 1 But the problem is I've got weddings from September 13th 2:01 Speaker 1 to November 16th. 2:02 Speaker 1 And I got three in that too much timespan. 2:04 Speaker 1 I'm like, you know what? 2:05 Speaker 1 I'll just quit vaping for now. 2:07 Speaker 1 And I'll just get out the play soccer. 2:09 Speaker 1 And I'll just, once I hit that last wedding, 2:12 Speaker 1 then maybe I'll quit drinking. 2:13 Speaker 1 But then you think you're like, it's Christmas time. 2:14 Speaker 1 We gotta drink it Christmas, right? 2:16 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't think you should, but people do. 2:20 Speaker 1 It's definitely known for being a time when you go out 2:22 Speaker 1 and party, you know, New Year's Eve's right 2:23 Speaker 1 on the corner all that. 2:25 Speaker 1 You know, it's weird. 2:26 Speaker 1 I feel like you try to, you start trying to get your life together. 2:29 Speaker 1 And there's always something that comes up. 2:32 Speaker 1 And it's funny, like when you say things like that, right? 2:34 Speaker 1 Like, oh, I want to stop drinking 2:35 Speaker 1 because it's good for my body, 2:36 Speaker 1 but I gotta worry about that wedding that I'm gonna go to. 2:40 Speaker 1 Why do people feel obligated to get hammered at weddings? 2:44 Speaker 1 I don't understand. 2:44 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not planning on getting hammered, 2:46 Speaker 1 but if I stop drinking and then I go drink there 2:49 Speaker 1 and I like think I'm gonna be able to drink as much, 2:50 Speaker 1 then I'm gonna get hammered. 2:51 Speaker 1 I don't plan on getting hammered there, 2:53 Speaker 1 But I think it's one of those things. 2:54 Speaker 1 It's like this last time we're gonna get to have 2:56 Speaker 1 a good time with your buddy for he gets married and locked 2:57 Speaker 1 down. 2:58 Speaker 1 All those good times are out the window. 3:00 Speaker 1 You're starting a new part of your life. 3:01 Speaker 1 So let's just get a hammer on this night 3:03 Speaker 1 and remember all the good times we had 3:05 Speaker 1 drinking under age and parties. 3:06 Speaker 1 And wherever we went, house parties, shit like that, bars, 3:09 Speaker 1 vacations, remember all that. 3:11 Speaker 1 Because now that part of your life is dying. 3:13 Speaker 1 And now you're moving on, now you're gonna be married. 3:15 Speaker 1 If I could give one word advice to anybody, 3:18 Speaker 1 and I've seen it over and over again, 3:20 Speaker 1 it's if you're getting married, 3:22 Speaker 1 There should be a rule where the bride and groom 3:25 Speaker 1 cannot drink alcohol that night. 3:26 Speaker 1 Have you ever been to a wedding 3:28 Speaker 1 where either the bride or the groom 3:29 Speaker 1 just got absolutely hammered at the wedding? 3:31 Speaker 1 Oh, I think every single one I go to, 3:33 Speaker 1 it's usually, for me, it's usually the bride 3:36 Speaker 1 that gets real hammered. 3:37 Speaker 1 Yes, it is so great. 3:40 Speaker 1 Almost every wedding I've been to, it's been the bride. 3:42 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever seen it. 3:44 Speaker 1 I mean, I've seen, okay, my buddy, Haudaddy, 3:46 Speaker 1 out in Montana, he got pretty bad at his. 3:48 Speaker 1 He sounds like a guy that gets fucking hammered any time. 3:50 Speaker 1 He did. He did. But, but dude, it was funny because he had what's Dom Perinon. Did I ever 3:56 Speaker 1 tell you this story what he did with the Dom? So he gave me the Dom and he goes, he goes, 4:01 Speaker 1 bro, this chase exactly like Blue Moon. I said really? So we kept going to the bartender 4:07 Speaker 1 and having the bartender fill up Dom bottles of Blue Moon and then we'd go on the dance 4:11 Speaker 1 floor and we're just like pouring it in all these girls' mouths like it was Dom and 4:14 Speaker 1 they thought it was Dom. Dude, we had every girl with that wedding and just eating out of 4:17 Speaker 1 the palm of our hands. 4:19 Speaker 1 But, because nobody goes with Dom Tasling. 4:20 Speaker 1 I think like two people have had it. 4:22 Speaker 1 But anyway, but no, it's always the female. 4:24 Speaker 1 And I don't know, I think it's because women 4:26 Speaker 1 kind of, once that happens, 4:29 Speaker 1 I know they want marriage more than men, right? 4:31 Speaker 1 Like, I don't think I've ever met, 4:32 Speaker 1 oh come on dude, women want marriage more than that. 4:35 Speaker 1 But I don't think that's the reason they get drunk. 4:38 Speaker 1 I think they just can't handle that 4:39 Speaker 1 their past life is done and they're moving on 4:42 Speaker 1 to the next one. 4:43 Speaker 1 I think dudes are just more like, 4:44 Speaker 1 hell yeah, bro, congrats man. 4:45 Speaker 1 You know, we'll probably never see you again, 4:46 Speaker 1 maybe, you know, football, Super Bowl, that's about it. Christmas. Maybe a party every now 4:50 Speaker 1 in the near house. And the dude just like, it's just part of life, you know, we don't see him 4:54 Speaker 1 every now or don't see him every day like we used to. But I think women are more like, oh my god, 4:58 Speaker 1 I'm gonna, this is, this is it. Like I'm getting married. I gotta make sure everything works out 5:01 Speaker 1 perfectly. Like I just want to get hammered tonight. So I just forget everything I did in my past life 5:05 Speaker 1 and now I'm going to be a good wife. Oh, you think that before that they were not a good wife? 5:10 Speaker 1 Well, they weren't married. But I mean a good, a good person, good female. 5:14 Speaker 1 No, not necessarily. 5:15 Speaker 1 I just think it's just more of a shock to them 5:17 Speaker 1 that is actually happening. 5:19 Speaker 1 They can't comprehend that, holy shit, 5:20 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be married. 5:21 Speaker 1 And they want, cause you always like, 5:23 Speaker 1 when there's a big thing in your life or a go-y look forward 5:25 Speaker 1 to, you think you're gonna hit that goal 5:27 Speaker 1 and then things are just gonna magically change. 5:29 Speaker 1 Like something's gonna happen like Cinderella or the witch 5:32 Speaker 1 from the fairy godmother from Frek 2's, 5:34 Speaker 1 you're gonna come down and just wand on you. 5:36 Speaker 1 And you're just gonna change it to a completely 5:38 Speaker 1 different person, like, Shrek did. 5:39 Speaker 1 And it never happens. 5:40 Speaker 1 It never does. 5:41 Speaker 1 And that's what people get like all upset about. 5:43 Speaker 1 And I think the more goals you hit and achievements you acquire in your life, 5:48 Speaker 1 I think you just realize like, and really, really it's not that big a deal. 5:51 Speaker 1 I mean, it is, but it's not like my life's just going to miraculously change. 5:54 Speaker 1 So I got to tell you, and I can't tell you the name of the person because you know 5:57 Speaker 1 them. So I'm not allowed to even talk about that part. But I can tell you that. 6:01 Speaker 1 I'm not telling you. I went to a wedding. Okay. And it was so bad that the wedding 6:07 Speaker 1 coordinator stopped letting people take pictures of the bride halfway through the 6:13 Speaker 1 reception. So she actually stood next to the bride and said it's disrespectful to take a photo. 6:19 Speaker 1 So she was watching everybody. And if you tried this sneak one, she'd come over and make you 6:23 Speaker 1 delete it. It was crazy. They hired this like crazy wedding coordinator. And dude, she was, it was 6:30 Speaker 1 legit. I put a course I've never seen a bride with a eyelashes falling off. I brides eyelashes 6:36 Speaker 1 were dangling off the entire night. How you gonna tell me it's not a guy or a girl that you're 6:42 Speaker 1 like dude, the bride was so fucking hammered and the wedding people would not let I can 6:46 Speaker 1 think. 6:47 Speaker 1 Well, you know both of them. I know. I can think of, I can think of two couples that I know 6:50 Speaker 1 that you know. And it's got to be either one of them. You know, I'm thinking, of course, 6:54 Speaker 1 you're thinking right. We're just not going to say it. But dude, I just think it's funny 6:58 Speaker 1 when the wedding coordinator comes out and goes, like she made an announcement and everything. 7:02 Speaker 1 Like she got on the mic and she's like, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. So at this 7:05 Speaker 1 point of the recession, it is disrespectful for you or anyone in your family to attempt 7:12 Speaker 1 to take a picture with the bride. 7:14 Speaker 1 Please respect her privacy. 7:15 Speaker 1 And she's up at the main table like, 7:17 Speaker 1 yeah, I know eyelids or eyelashes are falling off, 7:20 Speaker 1 her hair is all jacked up. 7:21 Speaker 1 She's hammered. 7:23 Speaker 1 It was awesome dude. 7:24 Speaker 1 It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to. 7:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's pretty crazy. 7:27 Speaker 1 Like I said, I've never, 7:28 Speaker 1 I've never gotten married, 7:29 Speaker 1 but I always see Tara here. 7:31 Speaker 1 Hey Tara, how you doing? 7:33 Speaker 1 Have you got an invite before where kids come to your wedding? 7:37 Speaker 1 Have you ever been to a wedding with your kids 7:39 Speaker 1 where you bring your children? 7:40 Speaker 1 Well, so my kids have been in the wedding, 7:43 Speaker 1 they've probably been in five weddings. 7:46 Speaker 1 But how do they list you on the invitation? 7:47 Speaker 1 They put like Chuck and Megan and kids? 7:50 Speaker 1 No, no, the kids just show up. 7:52 Speaker 1 Cause like usually like a car has been a ring bearer. 7:55 Speaker 1 Savannah's been the little, the pedal, 7:57 Speaker 1 a flower, pedal girl like three times. 8:00 Speaker 1 I think Sydney's done it once. 8:02 Speaker 1 So you know, and it's weird too 8:04 Speaker 1 because that people always say like, 8:05 Speaker 1 hey, your kids are welcome to stay for dinner, 8:07 Speaker 1 but then they need to go. 8:09 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 8:10 Speaker 1 Well, they eat and then they just whisk them away. 8:13 Speaker 1 But as you can tell, the weddings I go to 8:16 Speaker 1 are pretty crazy, so I'm glad my kids are gone. 8:18 Speaker 1 Cause the last thing I want is Savannah or Sydney 8:20 Speaker 1 to see the bride and the coordinators like, 8:23 Speaker 1 excuse me, no one should take pictures of her 8:25 Speaker 1 because she's so inebriated, you know? 8:28 Speaker 1 It's like what? 8:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, that, and I guess Savannah's probably aging 8:32 Speaker 1 out of flower girl, right? 8:33 Speaker 1 I mean, she's turning into bridesmaid now. 8:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, Sydney's gonna take over a flower girl for sure. 8:38 Speaker 1 But no, the only reason I was asking 8:40 Speaker 1 because the wedding invitations for the two weddings 8:42 Speaker 1 for our buddy Connor and then our buddy Sam, 8:45 Speaker 1 two separate weddings, they're not getting married together. 8:47 Speaker 1 But they both list us, they just send it to the house here 8:51 Speaker 1 and they just list August and his girlfriend 8:52 Speaker 1 and then below that they just put me 8:54 Speaker 1 like I'm their child or some shit. 8:56 Speaker 1 What? 8:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty funny. 8:58 Speaker 1 What do you mean? 8:59 Speaker 1 Like on the wedding invitation, it's like August plus one 9:03 Speaker 1 and then below is like hand branded. 9:05 Speaker 1 Oh God. 9:05 Speaker 1 All right, you got it. 9:07 Speaker 1 Why would they even send you an invite? 9:09 Speaker 1 That's embarrassing. 9:10 Speaker 1 Why not just tell you you're invited? 9:13 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, we just get into the same house. 9:15 Speaker 1 I guess because we live in the same house. 9:16 Speaker 1 That's why I'm trying to figure out 9:17 Speaker 1 like when you get invited to a wedding, 9:18 Speaker 1 do they invite your kids also on a separate end? 9:20 Speaker 1 No, we don't say one. 9:22 Speaker 1 No, they'll call Megan and they'll say, 9:23 Speaker 1 hey, we respectfully request that, you know, 9:25 Speaker 1 we can have your daughter as a flower girl or whatever. 9:28 Speaker 1 But then they make us pay for the frickin' dress 9:31 Speaker 1 because the flower girls are never rented. 9:33 Speaker 1 You never rent a flower girl dress 9:34 Speaker 1 because they're gonna get trashed. 9:36 Speaker 1 There's zero chance a flower girl returns 9:38 Speaker 1 at the way they found it. 9:40 Speaker 1 So we always have to buy that. 9:41 Speaker 1 Like we had to buy Carter at Tuxedo when he was six. 9:45 Speaker 1 I still have a little baby Tuxedo up there. 9:47 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 9:48 Speaker 1 It cost me $150. 9:49 Speaker 1 So I kind of, I'm kind of straying away. 9:52 Speaker 1 I'm glad my kids are aging out of the wedding circuit 9:56 Speaker 1 because you know how, I told you what I did at my wedding, right? 9:59 Speaker 1 For my flower girl and my ring bear, right? 10:02 Speaker 1 Would you use like a handicap stripper? 10:03 Speaker 1 I sent my sister to a little tiny village in Jamaica 10:08 Speaker 1 and had her find the two cutest kids in the village. 10:12 Speaker 1 And we brought them to the resort 10:13 Speaker 1 and we put them in suits and address. 10:15 Speaker 1 And I gave them like 200 bucks each. 10:17 Speaker 1 And they were our flower girl and our ring bear. 10:20 Speaker 1 It was great. 10:21 Speaker 1 The weird thing was my sister going to a village 10:23 Speaker 1 and she took the resort, got her 10:27 Speaker 1 and her boyfriend at the time, 10:28 Speaker 1 a ride to a village. 10:30 Speaker 1 And she had to like go up to people. 10:31 Speaker 1 And she's like, hey, we're looking for cute kids. 10:34 Speaker 1 Do you have any kids? 10:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, then like, you want to buy my daughter? 10:37 Speaker 1 You want to marry her? 10:37 Speaker 1 Okay, that's why. 10:38 Speaker 1 You want to love her? 10:40 Speaker 1 Look, we give her to you, man. 10:42 Speaker 1 We give her to you, okay? 10:43 Speaker 1 $200 and some green and we can make it work. 10:47 Speaker 1 Like, what? 10:48 Speaker 1 I don't want them for good. 10:49 Speaker 1 I just need them for the wedding and the recession. 10:51 Speaker 1 Well, that's how it is in those countries, man. 10:52 Speaker 1 Any money? 10:53 Speaker 1 They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 10:54 Speaker 1 No, no, no, give backs. 10:54 Speaker 1 No, we got so many kids already. 10:56 Speaker 1 You take the kid, you have them? 10:57 Speaker 1 That and how did you get the kids back? 10:59 Speaker 1 I'm sure they probably got mug and stab in the way home. 11:01 Speaker 1 I wasn't in charge of that. 11:03 Speaker 1 So my sister was in charge of the man. 11:04 Speaker 1 In every man. 11:05 Speaker 1 I know. 11:05 Speaker 1 I do feel bad. 11:06 Speaker 1 They're probably working at the review right now. 11:08 Speaker 1 They're like cleaning rooms still. 11:09 Speaker 1 They're, I mean, we've been married 15 years. 11:11 Speaker 1 Those kids are probably 21, 22 years old. 11:13 Speaker 1 They're probably both working at the review. 11:14 Speaker 1 Like, how did we get here? 11:16 Speaker 1 Like how did we even end up here? 11:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just like never saw their parents again, 11:20 Speaker 1 but you know what it is, but so the first wedding, 11:24 Speaker 1 real quick, I'll just run down my wedding schedule real quick 11:26 Speaker 1 because it's coming up fast. 11:27 Speaker 1 We got one the 18th, which thank God is on a Friday. 11:30 Speaker 1 Connor had enough sense to do it on a Friday 11:32 Speaker 1 because it's football season. 11:33 Speaker 1 I don't know why you would get married during football season. 11:35 Speaker 1 Doesn't make any sense. 11:36 Speaker 1 It's stupid. 11:36 Speaker 1 Aorable time getting married in April, 11:38 Speaker 1 March when nothing's going on may even early 11:41 Speaker 1 may for graduation and everything. 11:44 Speaker 1 But his is on a Friday. 11:45 Speaker 1 I have never been to a Friday wedding. 11:47 Speaker 1 But that's in Monroe about an hour and a half away from us. 11:49 Speaker 1 I don't say Monroe. 11:51 Speaker 1 It's Monroe. 11:52 Speaker 1 Monroe. 11:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, Monroe. 11:53 Speaker 1 Monroe. 11:54 Speaker 1 Monroe. 11:55 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. 11:56 Speaker 1 It's Monroe Monroe. Oh my god. I know. All right. We got to go to Monroe 12:01 Speaker 1 Aaron a half away from us staying up there 12:03 Speaker 1 But the next wedding dude 12:05 Speaker 1 I think because last year I went to a wedding and it was the Georgia fucking old miss game and when they lost 12:11 Speaker 1 Worst wedding I ever been to you know, I love the people there. It was great 12:14 Speaker 1 But everybody I mean all the dads and everything like from the guy side of the wedding 12:18 Speaker 1 They were all we just all had our phones up just watching everything and we weren't he painted tension 12:21 Speaker 1 My buddy, Cardin's wedding is on the fucking day of the Alabama Georgia game. 12:26 Speaker 1 I'm like, Jesus Christ. 12:28 Speaker 1 He's like, don't worry. 12:29 Speaker 1 We're going to have two V's and everything. 12:30 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's where I'm going to be. 12:31 Speaker 1 I'm just sitting at the bartender. 12:32 Speaker 1 And we talked to the bartender. 12:33 Speaker 1 They're going to hear all about Georgia's failed schemes and plays and how my fellow's 12:37 Speaker 1 a piece of shit and, you know, one good play happens. 12:39 Speaker 1 I'm going crazy. 12:40 Speaker 1 And the bartender's going to hear about how dumb your buddy is for getting married on the 12:43 Speaker 1 day of the Georgia Florida Alabama game. 12:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:46 Speaker 1 It's just ridiculous. 12:47 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 12:48 Speaker 1 And then. 12:49 Speaker 1 Well, it's weird. 12:50 Speaker 1 So it's weird that the wife or the girlfriend would not look into that. 12:53 Speaker 1 That's like that's bad planning on her part and the coordinator, the wedding plan or whatever. 12:58 Speaker 1 Like you'd ever want to get married on a big event. 13:00 Speaker 1 You want to be overshadowed by what's going on. 13:03 Speaker 1 That's arguably one of the biggest games in college football every year. 13:07 Speaker 1 So poor planning. 13:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess I didn't think that one through. 13:11 Speaker 1 But and then I got my last one in November. 13:13 Speaker 1 It's up in Kentucky. 13:14 Speaker 1 It's my cousin, my younger cousin Spencer. 13:16 Speaker 1 He's getting married. 13:18 Speaker 1 I'm a groomed man. 13:19 Speaker 1 just got to wear a black suit up there and just set up there and just, 13:22 Speaker 1 I don't know, it looked pretty and not pass out or not, you know, 13:25 Speaker 1 pissed my pants. 13:25 Speaker 1 Are you going to the bachelor party? 13:27 Speaker 1 Uh, no, I don't think he's really doing one. 13:30 Speaker 1 What you have to do a bachelor party. 13:32 Speaker 1 You can't, you can't be in a wedding and not have a bachelor party. 13:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:36 Speaker 1 I don't know. 13:36 Speaker 1 I think maybe he's doing something with some of his local buddies there. 13:39 Speaker 1 Just going to a lake or something or going to the farm. 13:42 Speaker 1 They got hanging out. 13:43 Speaker 1 But I'm like, yeah, I just, I'll just show it like two days before the wedding. 13:45 Speaker 1 No, dude, you've got to bring the bachelor party. 13:48 Speaker 1 You're in the wedding. 13:49 Speaker 1 You've got to take care of this. 13:50 Speaker 1 You've got the bus. 13:51 Speaker 1 Not the best man. 13:53 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. 13:54 Speaker 1 And I'm not driving, I'm flying to Kentucky. 13:55 Speaker 1 I thought I'd hate that drive. 13:56 Speaker 1 Okay, obviously his best man is dropping the ball here. 13:59 Speaker 1 You've got to step up and you've got to be the guy 14:02 Speaker 1 that puts it on. 14:03 Speaker 1 I wasn't, oh, I was the best man in that one. 14:05 Speaker 1 That's why I'm all fell apart. 14:06 Speaker 1 I went. 14:07 Speaker 1 I've done best man a couple times and I crushed it. 14:12 Speaker 1 But dude, you got to do something, 14:13 Speaker 1 at least get a mug, a squirt or something. 14:17 Speaker 1 I just tell her like no touchies, 14:19 Speaker 1 but you can do, like, 14:20 Speaker 1 because that score's do a little bit more than strippers. 14:23 Speaker 1 I think you're thinking of a hooker. 14:25 Speaker 1 No, no, because escorts, 14:27 Speaker 1 you're just, they're willing to like, 14:30 Speaker 1 beat them and like slap around a little bit. 14:32 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 14:33 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure escorts are strictly, 14:36 Speaker 1 they just, they're just like arm candy. 14:37 Speaker 1 And then if you hit it off that night, 14:39 Speaker 1 then you go have sector with them. 14:40 Speaker 1 You're thinking of a hooker. 14:41 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 14:42 Speaker 1 It's an escort. 14:43 Speaker 1 You just, they just say escorts, 14:44 Speaker 1 but technically they're hookers, 14:46 Speaker 1 But it just says escort because they try to class it up. 14:48 Speaker 1 But yeah, you get one of them because if you get a stripper, 14:50 Speaker 1 they're one, they're expensive, 14:52 Speaker 1 and two, they're all like, don't touch me, you know? 14:54 Speaker 1 But escorts, they don't care. 14:56 Speaker 1 So escorts are like used to it. 14:58 Speaker 1 Just like I find a dollar for every time a stripper 15:00 Speaker 1 said don't touch me at a bachelor's party. 15:02 Speaker 1 I had a $10. 15:04 Speaker 1 I know, I do. 15:05 Speaker 1 That was a long time ago. 15:06 Speaker 1 I've been doing that in 20 years. 15:08 Speaker 1 But no, but that's my recommendation. 15:10 Speaker 1 You need to take care of this kid. 15:12 Speaker 1 Now I think I'm going to think I'm going to leave it up to him. 15:14 Speaker 1 And I'm already on like the edge of the family. 15:16 Speaker 1 So I'm just gonna not try to ruin it. 15:18 Speaker 1 I'm already noticed crazy person in the family. 15:20 Speaker 1 I like the craziest and just do whatever the fuck I want. 15:23 Speaker 1 But he's been with his girl since eighth grade, I think. 15:25 Speaker 1 Seventh grade. 15:26 Speaker 1 It's pretty great all the time. 15:28 Speaker 1 And you're in the wedding. 15:29 Speaker 1 That's terrible. 15:30 Speaker 1 Why are you even supporting this? 15:31 Speaker 1 Why? What's wrong with it? 15:32 Speaker 1 It's never gonna work. 15:33 Speaker 1 He's been with us in seventh grade. 15:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. 15:37 Speaker 1 Do they live on a farm? 15:39 Speaker 1 Yes. 15:40 Speaker 1 Oh, well maybe it will work though. 15:42 Speaker 1 I have a house and everything they're good. 15:43 Speaker 1 He's never seen. He's never met another girl that's like attractive. He's like I found Betty Lou. She's the one 15:51 Speaker 1 I'm not we were 12 they didn't grow up on a farm. They live on a farm now 15:55 Speaker 1 They people are saying do I called it that's what I'm saying only people that 15:58 Speaker 1 Mary people that are in that they met new in seventh grade 16:01 Speaker 1 They have to live on a farm because they have that same shared interest 16:04 Speaker 1 How many women do you know right now if you met them at a bar in noon in and you were like hey 16:08 Speaker 1 I live on a farm would marry you. Oh a shit-tundit. That's that's what's in that 16:13 Speaker 1 That's what's in nowadays. 16:14 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm trying to get me a farm just to be self sustained, just have, you know, 16:18 Speaker 1 plan a bunch of vegetables and crops and to get some cows out there. 16:21 Speaker 1 Because when the world goes under and then you can't go to the fucking grocery store, 16:24 Speaker 1 you don't want some fucking cows out there. 16:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 16:25 Speaker 1 No woman is dating you based on the apocalypse. 16:28 Speaker 1 No, but they love the farm lifestyle dude. 16:30 Speaker 1 They're so many, they're tired of, they're tired of being hoars and parties and everything. 16:34 Speaker 1 They want to settle down and have like a nice quiet life. 16:36 Speaker 1 And you just open up the curtains in the morning. 16:38 Speaker 1 Just got a nice field, pasture, watch the sun set. 16:40 Speaker 1 uh... you know i have your neighbors driving by or anything like that you 16:44 Speaker 1 don't have 16:44 Speaker 1 you know you can pass wherever you can pass any front yard your neighbor's not 16:47 Speaker 1 gonna be you know you probably was like a little talk about what i don't do 16:50 Speaker 1 okay 16:51 Speaker 1 i promise you 16:53 Speaker 1 there's less than one percent of the population of women would want to be 16:56 Speaker 1 with a farmer 16:58 Speaker 1 uh... i didn't say a farmer i said live on a farm i would not be i would 17:01 Speaker 1 i'd farm for fun and i would you know make all the money off social media 17:04 Speaker 1 uh... 17:07 Speaker 1 you know which work there isn't a farm 17:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I do it every time I go to Kentucky, but it's great content. 17:12 Speaker 1 Great content. 17:13 Speaker 1 And then I guess I'm a me goes out there living on the farm, working at 17:16 Speaker 1 and everything. 17:16 Speaker 1 Oh, can I just video them? 17:17 Speaker 1 Now you know, you own like a horse ranch in Texas and you're on 17:21 Speaker 1 Yellowstone or something. 17:22 Speaker 1 Come on. 17:23 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm asking about real. 17:24 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 17:25 Speaker 1 Real real farmers are not appealing to women. 17:28 Speaker 1 That's it. 17:30 Speaker 1 Uh, I think there, there's a turn coming around, you know, traditional wives 17:34 Speaker 1 are coming back, you know, because it used to be a thing for a while. 17:38 Speaker 1 And then they're like, women power, I'm free, feminism. 17:41 Speaker 1 I don't need a man, I can do anything on my own. 17:43 Speaker 1 And then they realize that whole thing fell apart 17:44 Speaker 1 because they can't do everything on their own. 17:46 Speaker 1 So now they're looking for stability. 17:48 Speaker 1 And to me, it just makes sense. 17:50 Speaker 1 They have a lot of land. 17:50 Speaker 1 I like, I like be able to own stuff. 17:53 Speaker 1 I mean, land is like the, it's like gold nowadays. 17:56 Speaker 1 By land, it just goes up and up and up and up. 17:58 Speaker 1 And price, it never drops. 17:59 Speaker 1 So if you were gonna farm for something, 18:01 Speaker 1 if you were gonna be like a farmer, 18:03 Speaker 1 other than weed, what would you grow tobacco? 18:05 Speaker 1 or saffron, but that you got to get a lot of Asians out there to mine saffron, like 18:12 Speaker 1 the most expensive by Asians. That's like naturally they're really good at it. They're really 18:18 Speaker 1 good at it. And it's meticulous as hell. You know, you just get some, some people that 18:22 Speaker 1 were on the line and like China and everything that we're going to like assembly line, 18:25 Speaker 1 they're great at it. So it shot people style. It works great. But in pain, good because 18:30 Speaker 1 the profits great on saffron. 18:32 Speaker 1 So you want to find a girl that would be okay with dating a farmer that's also into 18:37 Speaker 1 human trafficking. 18:38 Speaker 1 Uh, no, it's more, uh, they just work and live there. 18:42 Speaker 1 Okay. 18:43 Speaker 1 The team in trafficking, if you're bringing them in from China. 18:45 Speaker 1 Uh, I tell you, my saffron farms are going to be a lot better than in China. 18:50 Speaker 1 They have freedom to leave and they have a house and they have a car, you know, hey, 18:55 Speaker 1 hey, I'm not going to pay you and I'm not going to get you citizenship, but you're 18:59 Speaker 1 free to leave whenever you want. 19:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I mean, that's how it works. You know, that's how it works with any kind of same thing with you 19:06 Speaker 1 Like you can come work. You're not helping them get their citizenship. They just come work. They go to their homes. They come back and work for you 19:11 Speaker 1 Everything I don't think I pay him well. I mean, I don't think you're gonna be paying these guys well if you if they're like 19:16 Speaker 1 From like a sweatshop is what you called it 19:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll have AC, you know, we're modernized 19:22 Speaker 1 Well, you think about it, you know if they're just sitting in a fucking 19:25 Speaker 1 You know building all day just picking saffron off the fucking stem 19:28 Speaker 1 That's one thing, versus them climbing up in trees and dropping shit and they could die at any moment. 19:32 Speaker 1 They're not going to die in this scenario. 19:34 Speaker 1 I know. I felt bad today. We had a tree that fell in a waterfall in Berkeley Lake. 19:40 Speaker 1 The guys were all out there and they were like, 19:42 Speaker 1 poncho, somebody's got to go in and the waterfall was just like pounding this tree. 19:48 Speaker 1 I'm looking around and I said, hey, Sal, you're a strong swimmer. 19:53 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, I was like, sorry dude. 19:57 Speaker 1 He's like, these are new boots. 19:59 Speaker 1 I see the highest pay to Eli. 20:00 Speaker 1 I got to get my money out of these guys. 20:02 Speaker 1 He's the lowest pay. 20:04 Speaker 1 Oh, see, you're worried if he drowned and floated away. 20:06 Speaker 1 You'd be like, OK, but I Pablo find another worker. 20:09 Speaker 1 OK, I'm like, kind of just like Raul. 20:11 Speaker 1 It's floating on the river because we're not going to be able to find him. 20:12 Speaker 1 All right, we didn't have the guy. 20:13 Speaker 1 I can lose four of you or I can lose Juanito. 20:16 Speaker 1 But he's the climber. 20:17 Speaker 1 I can't lose him. 20:18 Speaker 1 So you four sacrificed. 20:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, that day we see on the news, four dead Mexicans 20:22 Speaker 1 found in Lake Lanier. 20:24 Speaker 1 And then the interview, you know, I'd be like, 20:25 Speaker 1 but six survived, okay? 20:27 Speaker 1 That was a good numbers, man. 20:28 Speaker 1 Six. 20:30 Speaker 1 It's time for fights four. 20:31 Speaker 1 I saved six. 20:32 Speaker 1 And that was my Bobcat operator, my driver, 20:34 Speaker 1 my chipper operator, my rope guy, smart. 20:38 Speaker 1 Now I started watching you choose the rope guy 20:40 Speaker 1 over the guy that climbs the trees, 20:41 Speaker 1 but I'm gonna go to get the rope up there, man. 20:43 Speaker 1 I've heard not that nobody goes to the rope. 20:44 Speaker 1 It's not there. 20:45 Speaker 1 I know what to tell you. 20:47 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 20:48 Speaker 1 So is this one of the ones that you're doing on Rumble? 20:52 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we're on Rumble kicking YouTube right now. 20:54 Speaker 1 We got to upgrade to get more destinations. 20:59 Speaker 1 And that's $9 a month. 21:00 Speaker 1 So Tara is listening right now. 21:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think Germany's over here too. 21:04 Speaker 1 But it's weird because yesterday when we were doing it, 21:07 Speaker 1 it told me there was one person watching 21:09 Speaker 1 and it was myself, but I wouldn't even log in. 21:11 Speaker 1 And then when I go back, how the fuck did that get down there? 21:14 Speaker 1 Oh, I hit that button, everybody. 21:16 Speaker 1 Oh, I guess I can turn that on. 21:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, it shows comments down there at the bottom. 21:19 Speaker 1 It's kind of the bottom too. 21:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, but now it was weird yesterday. 21:24 Speaker 1 He wouldn't tell me anything was fucking running. 21:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't know if we're fucking live or not. 21:27 Speaker 1 But then when I go back and look at it, 21:28 Speaker 1 we got like 150 views across the two channels 21:31 Speaker 1 that we did yesterday. 21:33 Speaker 1 So that's not bad for our first ever stream. 21:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's interesting. 21:36 Speaker 1 Cause I was gonna tell, I think Tara left, 21:38 Speaker 1 cause I don't see any eyeballs now, 21:39 Speaker 1 but I gotta tell you, we came up with a nickname last. 21:41 Speaker 1 Which is the old Tara came over last night and hung out. 21:44 Speaker 1 She watched the show being recorded live in the end style 21:49 Speaker 1 right in front of me holding my dog. 21:51 Speaker 1 first time I've ever done this in front of the live studio audience. It was kind of cool, right? 21:55 Speaker 1 And she was actually very quiet unless I asked a question. She would Google it. 21:59 Speaker 1 She'd pass me notes. It's kind of like a little system. I kind of liked it. 22:02 Speaker 1 So I might actually do that full time. 22:04 Speaker 1 But I think that'd be more of a slave because you're not paying her. 22:08 Speaker 1 Okay. It's not. Why do you keep saying slate? It's not. 22:10 Speaker 1 It's it's it's it's internship. 22:13 Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah. That's what the people on my saffron farm are going to be. 22:16 Speaker 1 Which is okay. So for the purpose of the show from now on, we referred all these 22:20 Speaker 1 people is in turns. So I have two interns saying the night tonight and she she's going 22:26 Speaker 1 to be an intern. She did say she's here. So that like I said, this little number at the 22:30 Speaker 1 top means nothing. I don't know. So the eyeball doesn't even matter. Okay. So I got to bring 22:33 Speaker 1 this up. And since she's listening because she asked me last night, she said, Chuck, 22:36 Speaker 1 why don't I have a cool nickname? Because firebreak, he came up with his own AI thing 22:42 Speaker 1 and it's called firebreak. And it's actually really good because I told him that we 22:45 Speaker 1 are going to incorporate him to pick the winner for the Redneck Challenge thing that 22:48 Speaker 1 we're gonna be doing, which we'll get in two later. 22:50 Speaker 1 But I'm sitting here and I'm going, 22:52 Speaker 1 I don't know, you know, we never came up with a nickname. 22:55 Speaker 1 Cause remember we wanted to call our lesbian 22:57 Speaker 1 for a long time. 22:58 Speaker 1 And that was Brandon's idea. 22:59 Speaker 1 That wasn't my idea. 23:00 Speaker 1 I didn't write. 23:01 Speaker 1 No, you're the one that first said, 23:02 Speaker 1 you're like, I think Terrace gay. 23:03 Speaker 1 I mean, I didn't think it is. 23:05 Speaker 1 I didn't think I knew she was so supportive of them. 23:08 Speaker 1 We got that vault now that Michael Dremen did. 23:09 Speaker 1 You could type in anything and look it up 23:11 Speaker 1 so you said that, which I was Terrace gay. 23:13 Speaker 1 And it's got a lot of chucks at that. 23:15 Speaker 1 That is not accurate. 23:17 Speaker 1 So she wanted a nickname. 23:20 Speaker 1 So I thought about it last night 23:21 Speaker 1 and guess what we're gonna call her? 23:23 Speaker 1 T-Bagging Terra? 23:24 Speaker 1 No. 23:28 Speaker 1 Tearing it up, Terra. 23:30 Speaker 1 Fun war guess. 23:32 Speaker 1 Gaira. 23:34 Speaker 1 Who I like that. 23:35 Speaker 1 But no, straight Terra, straight Terra. 23:38 Speaker 1 That way people know she's straight. 23:41 Speaker 1 What do you think? 23:41 Speaker 1 Oh, that's almost like Strava, you know, 23:43 Speaker 1 like that running app, like straight Terra. 23:45 Speaker 1 Strava? 23:46 Speaker 1 Stravo was a fake sugar. 23:49 Speaker 1 No, that's Devia. 23:51 Speaker 1 Oh, Stravo. 23:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I like straight terror just so we can go to this color. 23:55 Speaker 1 Straight terror from now on. 23:57 Speaker 1 That way people know like she's not in the ballpark of wanting to be with 24:01 Speaker 1 a woman. 24:01 Speaker 1 Should we list it like ST dot like Saint Tara, but it's straight terror? 24:06 Speaker 1 I like that. 24:07 Speaker 1 And then we'll just start calling her Saint Tara people like, why do you guys call her 24:10 Speaker 1 Saint Tara? 24:10 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, people straight. 24:12 Speaker 1 Here's the, 24:13 Speaker 1 yeah. 24:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:14 Speaker 1 Okay. 24:15 Speaker 1 There we go. 24:16 Speaker 1 Saint Tara. 24:17 Speaker 1 And you know what's cool about this 24:18 Speaker 1 is whenever I comment in the, 24:20 Speaker 1 in the, in the little comment box, 24:23 Speaker 1 it comes up as 24:26 Speaker 1 be thrasher, which is awesome. 24:28 Speaker 1 Which means I can like get an argument with people 24:30 Speaker 1 on this thing and they're gonna think it's you. 24:32 Speaker 1 So I kind of like this. 24:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. We just told everybody to use this type in it. 24:35 Speaker 1 So, there we go. 24:36 Speaker 1 You have to listen to this one episode that one time, 24:38 Speaker 1 I'll never say it again. 24:39 Speaker 1 So there you go. 24:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:41 Speaker 1 All right, well, if you're let's do it. 24:42 Speaker 1 I'll hurt right out podcast or spotify. 24:44 Speaker 1 Be sure to lose a five star review and a follow helps out a good bit. 24:47 Speaker 1 It really does. 24:47 Speaker 1 And we see y'all doing it all the time. 24:49 Speaker 1 Even more so now that we're giving away a PS5 on the daily dose show spotify. 24:53 Speaker 1 Just lose a five star review. 24:54 Speaker 1 Send it over to me a brand of trash on Instagram or on the close to Facebook. 25:00 Speaker 1 Don't forget we've got the Patreon down below. 25:02 Speaker 1 He's it paid advertising for the show. 25:04 Speaker 1 And for dumb to scary hooker, heroin frosting. 25:06 Speaker 1 Wow, whatever the help we need to get the show off the ground paid advertising. 25:10 Speaker 1 We also got dailydollshow.com. 25:11 Speaker 1 Go over there and check it out. 25:12 Speaker 1 Get all the information on the show, 25:14 Speaker 1 as well as the merch stores up there also 25:15 Speaker 1 that Michael Jeremy does for us. 25:17 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 25:18 Speaker 1 All the proceeds go to him. 25:19 Speaker 1 So if you want to t-shirt, app, mug, pencils, 25:22 Speaker 1 pencil case, school stuff, send your kids to school, 25:24 Speaker 1 all our stuff, that'd be great. 25:26 Speaker 1 We should have done a bad school promotion, 25:27 Speaker 1 but we did not think about that. 25:28 Speaker 1 I guess we could still do it, 25:29 Speaker 1 but we're just gonna give you dailydollshow stuff. 25:31 Speaker 1 We're also uploading all the episodes, 25:33 Speaker 1 rumble almost there, 25:34 Speaker 1 but we're already live streaming on rumble, kick, 25:36 Speaker 1 and YouTube, kick seems to might be the best option, 25:39 Speaker 1 We're going to try them all out and we're going to see what happens with that. 25:42 Speaker 1 Chuck, you know, I think they had that. 25:44 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I'm actually thinking about outsourcing all of our, um, merch to interns overseas 25:53 Speaker 1 because two of our merch shots expensive. 25:54 Speaker 1 It got brought to my attention yesterday that couzies are really expensive. 25:58 Speaker 1 What do they think? 25:59 Speaker 1 Five bucks? 26:00 Speaker 1 Like 15 bucks. 26:01 Speaker 1 Oh, damn. 26:02 Speaker 1 That's kind of high. 26:03 Speaker 1 So we need to, I think we need to outsource some interns in Asia that maybe get this stuff cheaper. 26:08 Speaker 1 I got a good intern in the Xi Zhang district of China. 26:13 Speaker 1 I think they're in the same building as Nike, 26:14 Speaker 1 with all their interns or house as well. 26:16 Speaker 1 See, that's what I'm talking about. 26:18 Speaker 1 If we can get in touch with one of those interns 26:19 Speaker 1 and have a mass group of interns that don't mind 26:22 Speaker 1 helping us out with some of the merch, 26:24 Speaker 1 we could probably get these numbers down really low, 26:26 Speaker 1 which means we could make more money off each shirt 26:28 Speaker 1 and merchandise, which means Michael Germany, 26:30 Speaker 1 who does a lot for this show, would finally get paid 26:34 Speaker 1 to pay to eat desserts. 26:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll just have it all to Chuck's house, 26:36 Speaker 1 have his kids ship it out. 26:38 Speaker 1 They can be interns when they're not at school. 26:40 Speaker 1 That's good idea. 26:43 Speaker 1 It's just tell why you're done with school. 26:45 Speaker 1 They're going to be a full time intern. 26:46 Speaker 1 That's what you do. 26:47 Speaker 1 Pack as he shirts and you send them out to people. 26:49 Speaker 1 Go to these ads, whatever they'll it is. 26:50 Speaker 1 When they get 18, they're applying for real jobs. 26:52 Speaker 1 Like what have you, what's your prior work experience? 26:55 Speaker 1 And he's like, I've been an intern for eight years. 26:57 Speaker 1 Like, oh, really? 26:58 Speaker 1 Where my dad made me ship out all the merchandise for his podcast. 27:03 Speaker 1 But I've stepped out like 10,000 shirts since we got him underneath $10. 27:06 Speaker 1 Thanks to our interns in China. 27:08 Speaker 1 Did you get paid for that? 27:09 Speaker 1 No, but Michael German, he made a lot of money off me. 27:12 Speaker 1 But he buys me a birthday gift every year. 27:14 Speaker 1 So it's worth it. 27:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:16 Speaker 1 All right. 27:19 Speaker 1 We're going to go ahead and do it. 27:20 Speaker 1 Delidosa, donuts. 27:24 Speaker 1 That's your Delidosa, donuts. 27:27 Speaker 1 Delidosa, donuts. 27:30 Speaker 1 Delidosa, donuts. 27:32 Speaker 1 Delidosa, donuts. 27:35 Speaker 1 Delidosa, donuts. 27:38 Speaker 1 David Dos D'Aunuse. 27:40 Speaker 1 David Dos D'Aunuse from Brandon. 27:44 Speaker 1 He's done. 27:45 Speaker 1 Second NPA player declares for 2027 WNBA draft. 27:52 Speaker 1 So there's a thing going around here recently where the WNBA is allowing trans athletes. 27:57 Speaker 1 And you got some people speaking up about it like only know three players in the WNBA. 28:02 Speaker 1 So if you come in Cunningham, because she's hot, hit in the court because she's the best player ever. 28:06 Speaker 1 and Angel Reese who thinks she's the best player ever 28:09 Speaker 1 and she just hates Caitlin Clark. 28:11 Speaker 1 But apparently some old NBA players started looking into this. 28:16 Speaker 1 And the only requirements to be considered a woman 28:19 Speaker 1 is if you identify yourself as a woman. 28:22 Speaker 1 Now what's funny to me is what I find about this is 28:25 Speaker 1 there's only two options that can happen here. 28:27 Speaker 1 Either the WNBA is gonna have to change their league policy 28:31 Speaker 1 to say you've gotta be, I don't even know how they're gonna do it. 28:33 Speaker 1 They got to check your sex organs 28:36 Speaker 1 if you don't flip that wiener inside out into a vagina. 28:39 Speaker 1 And if not, you can't declare for the draft 28:41 Speaker 1 or play in the WNBA, 28:43 Speaker 1 or they're gonna have to scrap the idea altogether. 28:45 Speaker 1 And what blows my mind is, 28:47 Speaker 1 the WNBA has received the most attention ever 28:49 Speaker 1 in these past two years. 28:52 Speaker 1 And now they're really trying to blow it the fuck up. 28:54 Speaker 1 Like, why would you just wanna dismantle 28:56 Speaker 1 everything you work for? 28:57 Speaker 1 I don't even know how long they've been established. 28:59 Speaker 1 I know they'll lose money every year. 29:01 Speaker 1 It's still lose money, 29:01 Speaker 1 even though they've had their best two years starting last year when Caitlin Clark went 29:05 Speaker 1 into the league. But to me, I'm thinking, I think it'd be pretty interesting to see an 29:11 Speaker 1 NBA player playing the WNBA because if you've watched any highlights, I think I've seen 29:16 Speaker 1 three in my life and they're not highlights. They're like rebounds, they're like drop passes, 29:20 Speaker 1 they're just shit. I mean, it looks like fucking 13 year olds out there playing. It really 29:23 Speaker 1 does. So what do you think about this stance that the WNBA has taken, like say, no, we 29:28 Speaker 1 want everybody. Well, I think I think the X and NBA players that are trying to do this 29:33 Speaker 1 idiots. I mean, obviously they cannot declare for the WNBA draft. They're obviously 29:39 Speaker 1 men. Okay. Yeah, but as long as that identifies a woman there, according to WNBA rules 29:44 Speaker 1 now, they are able to apply to the, but they don't really, they don't really identify 29:49 Speaker 1 as a woman. Now, if you have trans athletes that actually identifies a woman, a woman, 29:53 Speaker 1 then I think they should go and be able to play because they actually identify as a woman. 29:56 Speaker 1 So I think it's they're just playing the game. You know what I mean? 30:00 Speaker 1 You want men and women sports as long as that identifies a woman for real. Yeah, I think it's fine. 30:05 Speaker 1 That's gonna be a major fucking problem. Why? 30:08 Speaker 1 Because they're much superior. 30:11 Speaker 1 So I see, I mean, it's gonna ruin the fucking lead. 30:14 Speaker 1 It's not gonna ruin it dude. It's gonna blow up. It's the best thing ever. You're telling me 30:18 Speaker 1 would you okay? How many WNBA games do you watch right now? 30:22 Speaker 1 Uh, none. 30:23 Speaker 1 Okay. 30:24 Speaker 1 Now, I throw 50 trans athletes in the WNBA. 30:28 Speaker 1 How many do you watch now? 30:30 Speaker 1 Uh, probably none. 30:31 Speaker 1 That's disgusting. 30:32 Speaker 1 You'd watch one or two. 30:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 30:34 Speaker 1 You know, curiosity, dude. 30:36 Speaker 1 It's just like back in the, uh, what is it? 30:38 Speaker 1 Back in, I was back in the old West, right? 30:41 Speaker 1 They had the Curiosity's road show. 30:43 Speaker 1 So, you know, Barnum and Bailey, I'm sure you've seen the greatest showmen. 30:47 Speaker 1 All that stuff. 30:48 Speaker 1 How the circus got started. 30:49 Speaker 1 They'd go on tour and they'd be like, oh, I got the bearded lady. 30:52 Speaker 1 I got the world's biggest man. 30:53 Speaker 1 I got the world's smallest man, right? 30:56 Speaker 1 It was curiosity. 30:57 Speaker 1 These people were so intrigued to watch it. 30:59 Speaker 1 You have a WNBA with just women. 31:02 Speaker 1 Hey, nobody watching that. 31:04 Speaker 1 We've seen that rerun, dude. 31:05 Speaker 1 We've seen that movie. 31:07 Speaker 1 It's terrible. 31:08 Speaker 1 Caitlin Clark is the only player they have. 31:12 Speaker 1 And she's pulling up like half-court threes. 31:14 Speaker 1 Like she's Reggie Miller in his prime. 31:16 Speaker 1 Okay, she's good. 31:18 Speaker 1 And I could still beat her. 31:19 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sorry. 31:20 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to be mean. 31:21 Speaker 1 Well, that's what, that's how I was gonna get into 31:23 Speaker 1 Oscar, like what you may have no basketball skills, 31:27 Speaker 1 knowledge whatsoever. 31:28 Speaker 1 Step that one time you play with Marcy's ex-boyfriend 31:30 Speaker 1 at the court and then you tell me what Marcy did. 31:32 Speaker 1 Uh, but that dirty girl. 31:36 Speaker 1 But besides that, I mean, I just think 31:38 Speaker 1 you bring him that up. 31:39 Speaker 1 Tony Delk was there. 31:40 Speaker 1 Sacramento Kings, Tony Delk heard it. 31:42 Speaker 1 Sure. 31:43 Speaker 1 Heard what? 31:44 Speaker 1 What she did, Tony Delk was there when they said it. 31:46 Speaker 1 That's what he even heard. 31:47 Speaker 1 It was very Delk. 31:48 Speaker 1 Tony Delk was one of the greatest six man's of all time. 31:51 Speaker 1 for the Sacramento Kings. What are the six man? He was he was on the Sacramento Kings at the time, 31:56 Speaker 1 but he was their sixth guy. He was the six man to come off the bench. So he wasn't starting 31:59 Speaker 1 five at the time. He was the six man, but he was there playing with us. And I was trying to impress 32:05 Speaker 1 him because I mean, I mean, I'm maybe five nine, but I was good at basketball. And then they all 32:09 Speaker 1 started talking about that. He heard the whole thing. It was embarrassing. Oh, yeah, that sucks. I don't 32:14 Speaker 1 know anything about basketball. Uh, nothing at all. Okay. We're talking about we were talking about 32:17 Speaker 1 what she did. We're not talking about basketball right now. We're talking about how hurt, how 32:20 Speaker 1 much it hurt my feelings. They said it in front of Tony. Are you ever got to tell us what she did? 32:25 Speaker 1 I told you what she did. What she did? I can't tell you right now. Just like whisper. 32:33 Speaker 1 Now I'll just relate what you're saying. Just whisper real quietly. 32:37 Speaker 1 She would wait until you're almost done and then she would do go down. And then everybody started 32:44 Speaker 1 asking me like, Hey, did she do that to you? And I was like, what? And then they're like, yo, 32:48 Speaker 1 Jamal, he's dating Marcy. And she, and she's at the other end of the court. And he's like, 32:53 Speaker 1 hey, she do that thing. And I was like, oh, God. And all of a sudden, like every freaking player 32:58 Speaker 1 on the court started, I like, hey, yo, you know, it's wrong. Chucks dating Marcy. And he's like, 33:04 Speaker 1 oh, do for real. Man, that's awesome. Ain't it? I was like, 33:09 Speaker 1 they got a little baby sperm and her teeth hanging out while your fellow players out there. 33:12 Speaker 1 And I was like the only one that I was the last one of that party man. It was terrible. That was that. 33:17 Speaker 1 Well, I'm gonna I'm you guys. Hey, at least you got she was well experienced by then. 33:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, she was and and that was in that kind of sealed the deal for me. I never 33:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, never again never again. So anyway, yes, but that's my yeah back to basketball. Yeah, WNBA 33:36 Speaker 1 Not not very much fun to watch the way it is. So adding these trans athletes is gonna revamp the entire game 33:42 Speaker 1 I think it's genius on the WNBA's part. 33:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. I just think it's going to just turn into all men playing. 33:47 Speaker 1 You know, just going to get like a LeBron out there. 33:49 Speaker 1 Or you're going to get Bronny James putting a wig on out there saying he cut his 33:52 Speaker 1 wiener off. They're not going to check. 33:54 Speaker 1 I mean, because all it takes to say is like, I believe I'm a woman. 33:56 Speaker 1 I mean, for their standards, you just got to say it one time. 33:58 Speaker 1 I believe I'm a woman. Yeah. 34:00 Speaker 1 You know, I don't think you're seeing that. 34:01 Speaker 1 I don't think any of these NBA players are going to fall through. 34:03 Speaker 1 I don't think they have the guts to do it. 34:04 Speaker 1 I think to do it, you have to actually be a trans, which again, 34:09 Speaker 1 I don't hate it. 34:11 Speaker 1 I think it's going to be interesting to watch. 34:13 Speaker 1 It's just going to be like another rendition 34:16 Speaker 1 of the special Olympics at that point. 34:18 Speaker 1 What do the trans athletes 34:19 Speaker 1 provide better than the WNBA athletes? 34:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, because their dudes, what's going to be funny? 34:24 Speaker 1 This is my goal in this whole thing. 34:28 Speaker 1 Five years from now, the WNBA is made up 34:31 Speaker 1 of like 80% trans dudes. 34:34 Speaker 1 So you have like 20% women, they're irrelevant at this point. 34:38 Speaker 1 They're not very good. 34:39 Speaker 1 and then they try to somehow protest 34:42 Speaker 1 or you know, and then they got to start another league 34:45 Speaker 1 which is even, which would be the greatest thing on earth 34:47 Speaker 1 if the WNBA goes to only trans athletes 34:51 Speaker 1 and then all the real women have to come up 34:54 Speaker 1 with something, the VW NBA, just the vagina, 34:57 Speaker 1 and so that's what I actually have 34:59 Speaker 1 to have an actual vagina to play. 35:01 Speaker 1 That's what I feel the greatest thing I've ever seen. 35:04 Speaker 1 So now that this has come to light, 35:07 Speaker 1 Why have you not started looking for trans athletes 35:10 Speaker 1 for your softball team? 35:12 Speaker 1 What do you talk about? 35:13 Speaker 1 No, what do you talk about for like little kids? 35:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 35:16 Speaker 1 It's not a chance to get playing. 35:17 Speaker 1 No, that's not a thing. 35:18 Speaker 1 Kids don't even think like that. 35:20 Speaker 1 Like, you know what I mean? 35:21 Speaker 1 No, not in Jordan. 35:23 Speaker 1 No, it's not a Georgia, yeah. 35:24 Speaker 1 Maybe never. 35:25 Speaker 1 I've never seen anything. 35:26 Speaker 1 I think you're, you know, I think what you're gonna 35:29 Speaker 1 start seeing, I think you will start seeing it in high school. 35:31 Speaker 1 I think we've already seen that, right? 35:33 Speaker 1 Like in different states where you'll have a trans athlete 35:35 Speaker 1 that'll get into track and field or some other sport. 35:39 Speaker 1 And they just dominate volleyball, whatever. 35:41 Speaker 1 But for the most part, man, I think that that's a big, 35:45 Speaker 1 that's a huge cross to bear if you're a trans person 35:49 Speaker 1 and you're deciding not only am I gonna come out, 35:51 Speaker 1 but I'm gonna be ridiculed by everybody, 35:55 Speaker 1 even the press. 35:56 Speaker 1 Cause wasn't there a swimmer that did that, 35:59 Speaker 1 that big tall dude? 36:00 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, he had like never placed a top 10 at all, 36:04 Speaker 1 ever in man's and then he goes to the women's 36:05 Speaker 1 and he's getting like one and two every time. 36:08 Speaker 1 He had to wear any, 36:09 Speaker 1 and he had to wear the Speedo Girls bathing suit. 36:12 Speaker 1 Like that dude, I don't care what anybody says. 36:15 Speaker 1 I have respect for him because that no pun intended. 36:17 Speaker 1 That took balls to it. 36:19 Speaker 1 Like to do that to come out. 36:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, it takes balls to be better than a woman. 36:24 Speaker 1 Okay, I know. 36:26 Speaker 1 To make it public and say yeah, 36:29 Speaker 1 I'm gonna accept this gold medal 36:32 Speaker 1 And all the women aren't gonna stand on the podium with me. 36:35 Speaker 1 And it's obviously gonna make sports center 36:37 Speaker 1 and every new cast in America. 36:39 Speaker 1 Like, I mean, I have respect for them. 36:42 Speaker 1 I have respect for all trans people 36:44 Speaker 1 because I think it's very brave what they do. 36:46 Speaker 1 And I say, listen, let me finish. 36:48 Speaker 1 I'm not saying it's smart what they do, 36:50 Speaker 1 but I'm saying it's brave. 36:51 Speaker 1 They're very brave people. 36:52 Speaker 1 They're braver than me. 36:53 Speaker 1 If I was in that situation 36:55 Speaker 1 and I was confused about my sexuality 36:57 Speaker 1 or my identity or my gender, 36:59 Speaker 1 there's no way I would be like, you know what I should do? 37:01 Speaker 1 I should totally go to the press. 37:03 Speaker 1 You know, it's stupid. 37:04 Speaker 1 So I'm very, they're brave. 37:07 Speaker 1 I have respect for them for that. 37:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they're just mentally fucking retarded 37:10 Speaker 1 and they're brave, Brandon. 37:13 Speaker 1 They have no place in society. 37:14 Speaker 1 Brave, yeah, retarded. 37:16 Speaker 1 Okay, all right, up next. 37:19 Speaker 1 NCAA to assist FBI in protecting student athletes 37:23 Speaker 1 from sex storche and regulated crime. 37:26 Speaker 1 So apparently now the NCAA's realize 37:29 Speaker 1 they've gave these athletes way too much fucking money 37:31 Speaker 1 And they still like sending pussy and dick pics 37:33 Speaker 1 to everybody on the internet and Tedpicks. 37:35 Speaker 1 Now they're worried they're gonna be heavily 37:37 Speaker 1 extorted for their nudes, being blackmailed, 37:40 Speaker 1 everything like that. 37:41 Speaker 1 And to me, I'm like, I think this is the NCAA's 37:45 Speaker 1 fucking problem. 37:46 Speaker 1 Like why you got the FBI involved? 37:48 Speaker 1 Because you're the ones that gave them all this fucking money 37:51 Speaker 1 to begin with and you didn't teach them not to send 37:54 Speaker 1 dick pics and tip pics and pussy pics to people all the time. 37:57 Speaker 1 It just doesn't make sense to me. 37:58 Speaker 1 And what about the normal athletes that just don't have money 38:00 Speaker 1 or the normal kids going to your school, 38:02 Speaker 1 you're gonna tell them not to send dick pics and everything. 38:04 Speaker 1 And also I feel like this is like a seventh grade, 38:07 Speaker 1 eighth grade topic to not send private part pictures 38:10 Speaker 1 to people that you don't want getting out. 38:12 Speaker 1 And you never send a full face pic. 38:14 Speaker 1 If anything, you just send like a, 38:16 Speaker 1 from the bottom up, you know, 38:17 Speaker 1 to make it look longer if you're a dude. 38:19 Speaker 1 Or, and we gotta make sure you face that of it. 38:21 Speaker 1 But I had a buddy that got extorted by some fucking Muslims 38:27 Speaker 1 or something. 38:28 Speaker 1 He posted, he thought he was talking to this chick, 38:29 Speaker 1 he got cat fist. 38:30 Speaker 1 motherfucker sent a full frontal nude picture to these random people. 38:33 Speaker 1 And he's like, Hey, if you don't send us $2,000, uh, we're going to send it 38:38 Speaker 1 to everybody that you're following. 38:39 Speaker 1 And, uh, I don't know if he was lying or not, but he was asking us for money 38:42 Speaker 1 or about, no, dude, you're fucking retarded. 38:43 Speaker 1 You're not giving your fucking money. 38:45 Speaker 1 I would just send a fucking new to some random person. 38:47 Speaker 1 And I think the same things going on with these fucking athletes that are just, 38:49 Speaker 1 they're just horny. 38:50 Speaker 1 They're just trying to bang everybody because they know they got millions of dollars 38:53 Speaker 1 under their best, they're the best at their school. 38:55 Speaker 1 And, uh, I think they should feel the repercussions. 38:57 Speaker 1 I think they should say, Hey, you send a dick pic, uh, 39:00 Speaker 1 and they wanted you to give them a million dollars, 39:03 Speaker 1 you give a million dollars, 39:03 Speaker 1 now you're fucking broken, you know, 39:05 Speaker 1 your life ruined. 39:07 Speaker 1 I think people need more of that instead of bailouts 39:09 Speaker 1 from the FBI and the NCAA. 39:11 Speaker 1 All right, three points on this. 39:12 Speaker 1 One, we're talking about kids with the NIL deals. 39:15 Speaker 1 So that is a very small population of college, 39:20 Speaker 1 like students, right? 39:22 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna say this, 39:24 Speaker 1 I don't wanna be mean 99% or dudes, correct? 39:28 Speaker 1 I would guess, okay? 39:30 Speaker 1 And if any dude sent one of those photos to someone 39:36 Speaker 1 and they asked for any amount of money 39:39 Speaker 1 for that not to be shared, 39:41 Speaker 1 he deserves whatever he gets to not, 39:43 Speaker 1 I wouldn't pay, I'd be like, whatever dude, share it. 39:47 Speaker 1 You've seen one, you've seen them all, almost. 39:49 Speaker 1 Let's be honest, right? 39:50 Speaker 1 I think, but I mean, it's stupid. 39:51 Speaker 1 Why would anybody pay to protect that? 39:53 Speaker 1 Because if you sent that picture and like you said, 39:56 Speaker 1 you didn't do it in a way that's gonna protect you. 39:59 Speaker 1 One, you shouldn't have sent the photo. 40:00 Speaker 1 I just wanna put that on the record. 40:03 Speaker 1 I talked to my daughters about it 40:04 Speaker 1 more than I talked to. 40:05 Speaker 1 I probably talked to Carter about it too. 40:07 Speaker 1 He's like, wait, I've been sending dick pics. 40:08 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 40:09 Speaker 1 Why'd you not for me? 40:10 Speaker 1 I'm never getting an ideal deal to that. 40:13 Speaker 1 I feel like I feel like that's a conversation now 40:17 Speaker 1 that we're talking that I need to have with my son. 40:19 Speaker 1 But I've had it with my daughters already. 40:21 Speaker 1 And it's funny, it gives Sydney, 40:22 Speaker 1 it just goes, oh, shh, right over her head. 40:24 Speaker 1 She's like, oh, I was like, 40:25 Speaker 1 you don't send your private parts pictures. 40:27 Speaker 1 She goes, what? 40:28 Speaker 1 Why would I do that? 40:29 Speaker 1 I was like, okay, just making sure we'll have this talk 40:31 Speaker 1 again in two months. 40:32 Speaker 1 But no, I mean, if you're a guy and you send those pictures, 40:36 Speaker 1 like you said, that's part of the game. 40:39 Speaker 1 I mean, if you send them and then somebody's like, 40:41 Speaker 1 oh, I got this picture of you, you know, you're an idiot. 40:44 Speaker 1 And now you've got to deal with it. 40:45 Speaker 1 Now I will say I think that that's actually resulted 40:47 Speaker 1 and correct me if I'm wrong. 40:48 Speaker 1 I think it happens with females. 40:50 Speaker 1 It can result in them taking their own life. 40:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's just kind of like, well, maybe you should have made a bad decision like that. 40:56 Speaker 1 I mean, that's a dope beat. 40:58 Speaker 1 Don't be unsempathetic. 40:59 Speaker 1 That you don't mean that because what, because teenagers are impressionable, dude, they 41:04 Speaker 1 do some dumb stuff. 41:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they don't have to be retarded. 41:07 Speaker 1 You know, I never got caught sending dick pics or anything to anybody. 41:10 Speaker 1 I never had a risk of being outed by anybody. 41:13 Speaker 1 But getting caught and doing it are two different things. 41:15 Speaker 1 Did you ever do it? 41:16 Speaker 1 Uh, dick pics? 41:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. 41:19 Speaker 1 No, hell no. 41:20 Speaker 1 You've never done that. 41:21 Speaker 1 No, I just get tick pics. 41:23 Speaker 1 You've never sent one, even if you googled somebody else's 41:26 Speaker 1 and just sent them that. 41:27 Speaker 1 What? 41:28 Speaker 1 You were doing that? 41:29 Speaker 1 You've never done that? 41:30 Speaker 1 No. 41:31 Speaker 1 What? 41:32 Speaker 1 For real? 41:33 Speaker 1 Well, my search history, well, 41:34 Speaker 1 I was younger, which is nothing but dips. 41:37 Speaker 1 You know what I'm not? 41:38 Speaker 1 It's not that. 41:38 Speaker 1 It's not that much. 41:39 Speaker 1 It's not that much. 41:39 Speaker 1 It's not that much. 41:40 Speaker 1 I had to go back, fucking, 3,000 pages, make sure 41:40 Speaker 1 she never saw this dick pic. 41:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 41:43 Speaker 1 Because I had a roll of dicks at dicks. 41:45 Speaker 1 Like, let me see yours. 41:46 Speaker 1 And I'd be like, oh, that one looks kind of close. 41:51 Speaker 1 No, I just knew I can't remember who told me about that. Maybe with my parents and told me it's like 41:56 Speaker 1 You stand a picture of your wiener. He's got ruin your life 41:58 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, I believe that so why wouldn't you just Google them and send somebody else's? 42:03 Speaker 1 I just didn't really need to have a need to do that 42:06 Speaker 1 I got what I wanted to get the tip picks what else do I really they didn't want it like you show me in mind 42:10 Speaker 1 Are you show me yours? I'll show you mine. Yeah, but you always have them sent at first ages never say anything back. Oh 42:14 Speaker 1 I never would oh 42:15 Speaker 1 That was my juice in at first. I mean, I was pretty eager because I had some I'd pretty good stash 42:20 Speaker 1 It is like, oh, I'm not gonna send them this hog first. 42:23 Speaker 1 I am pretty hard right now, but I'm gonna be safe and send it from this picture for 42:28 Speaker 1 2002. 42:29 Speaker 1 It wasn't mine. 42:30 Speaker 1 I don't care. 42:31 Speaker 1 All these, all these women are gonna send all these folks one day if this show ever blows 42:36 Speaker 1 up, okay? 42:37 Speaker 1 And if people ever see on the internet, you know, TMZ's reporting that Chuck Iron Fist 42:42 Speaker 1 has all these pictures that are being released come back to this one guys, okay? 42:46 Speaker 1 Just see you know, and we're like, why do they all look different? 42:48 Speaker 1 They're gonna compile like a composition, but this is what we believe Mr. I first stick to actually look like like all different 42:54 Speaker 1 It's like Neapolitan is on the jet. Why did this one on circumcised? 42:59 Speaker 1 It's 43:00 Speaker 1 But no when I first read this article. I just assumed it was talking about females like 43:05 Speaker 1 Getting railed by somebody in their video in it or they're slapping or slapping on the face with their dick on their forehead 43:10 Speaker 1 And they're taking a video or a picture and then they're extorting it like that 43:13 Speaker 1 That's how I imagine this going on, but it didn't specifically say it was women and there's about five percent 43:18 Speaker 1 of all college athletes are on NIL. 500,000 NCAA students, you're at 30,000 that have 43:26 Speaker 1 which of my college NIL deals. And if you're not on NIL, how much money you really 43:31 Speaker 1 even get out of a college student? You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I guess you would just 43:36 Speaker 1 extort them for more sex, I don't know, maybe? Maybe. I mean, I think that's what you're probably 43:42 Speaker 1 going to see the most of, like, hey, if you don't hook up with me again or for this time, 43:47 Speaker 1 I'm going to show everybody the picture you sent me. 43:50 Speaker 1 And I can see that happening. 43:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's more like a, also, 43:54 Speaker 1 I know this is big in colleges, 43:56 Speaker 1 is an extortion through cocaine, 43:58 Speaker 1 like a very cocaine dealer, 43:59 Speaker 1 a lot of girls would just suck your dick to cocaine. 44:01 Speaker 1 So they'd be like a whole, 44:03 Speaker 1 I mean, you could have like a, 44:06 Speaker 1 I wasn't in college for a little while. 44:07 Speaker 1 All right. 44:08 Speaker 1 I want suck and dick for cocaine. 44:10 Speaker 1 Exactly, I mean, I started it, okay. 44:12 Speaker 1 I'm going to came up with it. 44:14 Speaker 1 It was a great idea. 44:15 Speaker 1 It worked for months. 44:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. 44:17 Speaker 1 I only ran drugs down to milligre one time, very sketchy. 44:19 Speaker 1 But no, I'm just saying it. 44:22 Speaker 1 It's a big thing in most colleges. 44:23 Speaker 1 I mean, every white girl in college wants cocaine 44:26 Speaker 1 and they're too poor to afford it unless they have it. 44:28 Speaker 1 And then I did LDL. 44:29 Speaker 1 So then they go to the drug deal 44:30 Speaker 1 and they do sexual favors for them in exchange for cocaine. 44:33 Speaker 1 And I'm thinking maybe that's also scenario 44:35 Speaker 1 where these girls may be getting caught up. 44:38 Speaker 1 All right, well, you're thinking of the minority 44:41 Speaker 1 of girls. 44:42 Speaker 1 No minority. 44:43 Speaker 1 You're never going to get married 44:44 Speaker 1 If you think this of all these people, 44:46 Speaker 1 I'm majority of the sororities. 44:48 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 44:49 Speaker 1 Think of what people, I know what fucking happened. 44:51 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 44:52 Speaker 1 Well, I always think the worst in people. 44:53 Speaker 1 You think that all these girls are doing that. 44:54 Speaker 1 That's not true. 44:55 Speaker 1 Majority of sororities is what I'm saying. 44:58 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 44:59 Speaker 1 I can never never, never date a sorority. 45:02 Speaker 1 See, just like, okay, now you're not all totally mixed in. 45:05 Speaker 1 I should have added that to the list. 45:07 Speaker 1 And luckily Megan was not in a sorority, 45:09 Speaker 1 but knowing what I know now, when I met her, 45:12 Speaker 1 I should have been like, hey, you never been in a sorority, right? 45:15 Speaker 1 Cause those girls, man. 45:17 Speaker 1 Oh, they get railed for anything. 45:18 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, that's bad. 45:21 Speaker 1 That's bad. 45:22 Speaker 1 Look, I just switched this whole ideology. 45:24 Speaker 1 Like you're never gonna get married for them. 45:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm talking about sororities. 45:26 Speaker 1 I, oh yeah, they're slots. 45:28 Speaker 1 Oh, I just had to say it. 45:31 Speaker 1 Okay. Oh man, okay. 45:33 Speaker 1 Well, who, yeah, sorry if you're in sorority. 45:36 Speaker 1 Just stop taking some mistake. 45:38 Speaker 1 Okay. That's Brandon said that. 45:40 Speaker 1 I don't think you're stuck in. 45:42 Speaker 1 I'm sometimes. 45:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:43 Speaker 1 So. 45:44 Speaker 1 Alright, we'll go and get into. 45:46 Speaker 1 What? 45:47 Speaker 1 The Chuck. 45:49 Speaker 1 What the Chuck? 45:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to chuck me? 45:52 Speaker 1 Chuck you real hard. 45:53 Speaker 1 Chuck me, chuck me, chuck me, chuck me, chuck me. 45:56 Speaker 1 I'm full of Chuck. 45:57 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. 45:59 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good. 46:01 Speaker 1 What? 46:02 Speaker 1 The Chuck. 46:03 Speaker 1 The Chuck version. 46:04 Speaker 1 Alright, I got a unique one today. 46:06 Speaker 1 But this is a public service amount. 46:07 Speaker 1 And I'm trying to help people out. 46:08 Speaker 1 You know, because I'm huge on mental health. 46:10 Speaker 1 I think everybody should be, you know, good, retarded. 46:14 Speaker 1 No, I think that, you know, people know 46:17 Speaker 1 when they need help, they need talk to somebody 46:19 Speaker 1 or whatever. 46:20 Speaker 1 I think everybody deals with stress in their life 46:22 Speaker 1 and everybody deals with things. 46:23 Speaker 1 And I made the decision a long time ago, you know, 46:25 Speaker 1 when I got out of the military and I retired and all that, 46:28 Speaker 1 that, you know, talking to somebody is not a bad thing. 46:31 Speaker 1 And you should at least have somebody 46:33 Speaker 1 that you can, whether it's a counselor, a therapist, 46:35 Speaker 1 a psychiatrist, whatever, where, you know, 46:37 Speaker 1 once in a while you can go in and just talk. 46:40 Speaker 1 So I got a weird, I got a weird situation. 46:45 Speaker 1 So I've had the same person for four years 46:51 Speaker 1 that I've talked to and I see her once every couple weeks, 46:53 Speaker 1 maybe one of her. 46:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I'm not a weird, I'm not gonna talk to a dude. 46:58 Speaker 1 Wait, Sarah, is your wife's okay with that? 46:59 Speaker 1 You like having like special talk 47:01 Speaker 1 with this random lady? 47:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, she's good, she's great. 47:03 Speaker 1 She's so certified or is it just like a random, 47:06 Speaker 1 you know, brand-in-a-finder on freaking Facebook. 47:08 Speaker 1 I thought it was just like an old girl you knew for back in the day. 47:10 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that would be great. 47:13 Speaker 1 That's what I thought. 47:14 Speaker 1 I didn't know you were going to someone professional. 47:16 Speaker 1 No, but I will say this is what this swam bring in this up. 47:19 Speaker 1 Because I don't know if you have ever talked to anybody. 47:21 Speaker 1 Have you ever talked to a professional or how to psych 47:23 Speaker 1 actress or a therapist? 47:24 Speaker 1 No. 47:25 Speaker 1 OK, you need one. 47:26 Speaker 1 OK, that's what people keep fucking telling me. 47:28 Speaker 1 But no one knows my mind better than I do. 47:30 Speaker 1 No, you definitely need one. 47:32 Speaker 1 But anyway, I thought this was funny because you know, 47:33 Speaker 1 we go in there. 47:34 Speaker 1 We talk about a lot of stuff. 47:35 Speaker 1 You know, I've been able to, she's helped me 47:37 Speaker 1 do a lot of things in the past and just being able to talk and get things off your chest 47:41 Speaker 1 and sometimes you just shoot the crap, whatever. 47:43 Speaker 1 But the other day I went in, right? 47:46 Speaker 1 And I don't know why I did this and I want to ask you what you think the mental reasoning 47:51 Speaker 1 for this is. 47:53 Speaker 1 So I leave the office and I'm driving out of the parking lot and she comes out and she's 47:57 Speaker 1 holding this. 47:58 Speaker 1 Hold on. 47:59 Speaker 1 I'm sending our guests that's coming on in a few minutes. 48:01 Speaker 1 The, oh, Vila, nice. 48:04 Speaker 1 So I like I stopped. 48:06 Speaker 1 She goes. 48:08 Speaker 1 What's this? 48:10 Speaker 1 And dude, you know what I said, Dora? 48:12 Speaker 1 Uh, it's the thing that keeps me from killing myself every day. 48:16 Speaker 1 I said, that's not mine. 48:17 Speaker 1 Why? 48:18 Speaker 1 You're fucking stupid. 48:20 Speaker 1 I said, oh no! 48:22 Speaker 1 I don't know why! 48:23 Speaker 1 And she goes, she goes, what was in the couch when you left? 48:26 Speaker 1 And I said, yeah, I don't think that's mine. 48:28 Speaker 1 I'll go away for you though, give to me. 48:30 Speaker 1 She goes, well, it's full. 48:32 Speaker 1 And I was like, yeah, I don't want to spend the last guy. 48:33 Speaker 1 when the last guy, she goes, 48:35 Speaker 1 I was like, 12 year old kid. 48:36 Speaker 1 And I was like, 48:37 Speaker 1 you might have heard their battle next time. 48:39 Speaker 1 I hit so high. 48:41 Speaker 1 And so I'm like, I leave without it. 48:45 Speaker 1 Don't hurt the one away. 48:47 Speaker 1 I don't try it. 48:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, why did I do? 48:48 Speaker 1 Why did I lie about that? 48:49 Speaker 1 And I realized it's because I don't want to have another thing. 48:53 Speaker 1 Because this, you know, immediately this is like, 48:56 Speaker 1 I can see it next month. 48:57 Speaker 1 You know, it's one of those like, 48:58 Speaker 1 hey, we need to talk about how we're gonna conquer 49:00 Speaker 1 this addiction. 49:02 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 49:03 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, God, it's the one thing I have. 49:05 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 49:06 Speaker 1 I'm what do you think? 49:07 Speaker 1 Do you think I should attack this? 49:10 Speaker 1 Or do you think it's something just mentally 49:11 Speaker 1 a guy is this is stupid? 49:13 Speaker 1 No, I think it's just weird that you lied to your therapist 49:16 Speaker 1 because you're so sorry. 49:17 Speaker 1 I was not. I was on the spot. 49:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it feels like she has power over you, 49:21 Speaker 1 which is concerning. 49:22 Speaker 1 Very concerning. 49:23 Speaker 1 I know. 49:24 Speaker 1 A random lady just has power over you to not do pouches. 49:28 Speaker 1 Because these pouches, I mean, 100%, 49:30 Speaker 1 there's nothing wrong with them at all. 49:31 Speaker 1 There's just straight nicotine. 49:33 Speaker 1 Nicotine is naturally produced in the brain. 49:35 Speaker 1 As you get older, it actually helps your mind more 49:37 Speaker 1 because you have nicotine receptors 49:38 Speaker 1 and allows your brain to fire quicker. 49:39 Speaker 1 And it prevents Alzheimer's and everything like that. 49:42 Speaker 1 Now, the problem with cigarettes and shit, 49:43 Speaker 1 they got carcinogens in them. 49:44 Speaker 1 So I don't know what she could tell you anything 49:46 Speaker 1 about these pouches that could be bad for you. 49:49 Speaker 1 Because normally they just keep you saying, 49:51 Speaker 1 they keep you calm, they keep you grounded and everything. 49:53 Speaker 1 And it's good for you for the most part. 49:55 Speaker 1 I think it's a lot to do with you too. 49:57 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 49:57 Speaker 1 Like I think that she's like- 49:58 Speaker 1 You talk about me in your therapy sessions? 50:00 Speaker 1 Oh, she's so ashamed of you. 50:02 Speaker 1 Oh, like I get a fuck. 50:03 Speaker 1 I know. 50:04 Speaker 1 I told her you'd say that. 50:05 Speaker 1 But you know, because I didn't tell her that, you know, 50:09 Speaker 1 she was going, I never told her that I was going to talk 50:11 Speaker 1 to you about her. 50:13 Speaker 1 But she knows all about you. 50:14 Speaker 1 And she tells me like you're a bad influence 50:17 Speaker 1 and that, you know, she thinks that there's good in you, 50:19 Speaker 1 but you just can't let it out and things like that. 50:22 Speaker 1 She'd ask always, who went for his therapist? 50:24 Speaker 1 When he talked to one for a little while, 50:25 Speaker 1 last thing he told her said, I didn't learn a fucking thing 50:27 Speaker 1 from you. 50:27 Speaker 1 You weren't worth a damn. 50:28 Speaker 1 So, heartbroken and everything. 50:30 Speaker 1 How long did he see her? 50:31 Speaker 1 I don't know, like a month or something. 50:33 Speaker 1 Oh, you got to stick with it, dude. 50:35 Speaker 1 You got to do like six months to really get a taste 50:37 Speaker 1 if it's for you or not. 50:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just don't see a random woman. 50:40 Speaker 1 How, like, how am I 27 year old 50:42 Speaker 1 gonna be a bad influence on a 45 year old with a family? 50:45 Speaker 1 Is that making any sense? 50:45 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no. 50:46 Speaker 1 It's like just like, I think it was more like, 50:49 Speaker 1 hey, you need to quit trying to save him. 50:52 Speaker 1 Like, oh, thank you. 50:53 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:54 Speaker 1 He can only save himself. 50:55 Speaker 1 That'd be great. 50:55 Speaker 1 you know, you just need to try to protect yourself as much as you can from his actions a lot. 51:00 Speaker 1 Like that's what she says. And you know, and she's like, you know, you need to do good 51:04 Speaker 1 and a counter his bad, you know, things like that. Oh, yeah. 51:08 Speaker 1 Don't work out too well, but she told me to say that. 51:15 Speaker 1 Stupid boots. No, no, you better stop because she knows. 51:20 Speaker 1 I just want to let her know I apologize for that and I will talk to Brandon off. 51:23 Speaker 1 They should listen. I'm sure how much you get her on. 51:26 Speaker 1 Was she get your uh, that's never gonna happen dude. 51:28 Speaker 1 That's never gonna happen. 51:30 Speaker 1 Was she scared? 51:31 Speaker 1 Was she once another hundred bucks an hour? 51:32 Speaker 1 Was she one? 51:33 Speaker 1 No. 51:33 Speaker 1 It's more than that. 51:34 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 51:35 Speaker 1 Damn she's raping you too. 51:37 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 51:38 Speaker 1 She at least think you got the dinner before she fucks you. 51:40 Speaker 1 No. 51:40 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 51:42 Speaker 1 Stop. 51:43 Speaker 1 No. 51:44 Speaker 1 And you know what? 51:45 Speaker 1 Well this is a real conversation that you're having a hard time with. 51:47 Speaker 1 That's why yes it is. 51:49 Speaker 1 You make light of the fact that mental health is real 51:52 Speaker 1 and people need to work on their mental health. 51:54 Speaker 1 You're trying to deflect. 51:57 Speaker 1 I mean, I just never had an instance 51:59 Speaker 1 where I couldn't control my own mind when I wanted to. 52:02 Speaker 1 So it's just hard for me to not, 52:05 Speaker 1 it's hard for me to understand how people's minds 52:07 Speaker 1 are different than mine. 52:09 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever, at any point in our relationship, 52:13 Speaker 1 not had an issue with you not being able to control your mind. 52:16 Speaker 1 Like, you can't control anything. 52:19 Speaker 1 I can control everything all the time. 52:20 Speaker 1 out of all the people I know you have the least control over your actions and what you say 52:26 Speaker 1 no everything's calculated everything I say I mean or not mean it but everything I say it 52:31 Speaker 1 at a certain time for a certain reason okay we have the catalog that Michael Germany put together 52:36 Speaker 1 I want him to go in after this episode I want him to type in Brandon saying I probably shouldn't 52:41 Speaker 1 say this okay because I guarantee it's been a lot of or you say or you say chuck brought it up 52:48 Speaker 1 I told him I didn't want to talk about it, but he brought it up. You opened the door. 52:52 Speaker 1 You do that all the time. 52:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, but has that not being in control because I'm explaining why I'm about to say this. 52:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you can't. You can't not do it. You have to say what your brain tells you to say. 53:01 Speaker 1 And I think you need to see somebody because of that. 53:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I think it's a good thing that I'm not scared to say what I want to say. 53:07 Speaker 1 That's probably a lot of people. There's no problem. That's a huge problem. 53:10 Speaker 1 There is a healthy scared and anything in life, it's healthy to be scared to some point, to some degree. 53:16 Speaker 1 You should always have a little bit of fear. Yeah, I'm scared of 53:20 Speaker 1 I'm opinion. Oh, okay. And we're not at it as you shut do not not. No. Scared. I'm not being a millionaire 53:28 Speaker 1 Okay, that's good boy. Scared of fucking no 53:32 Speaker 1 Scared of downtown Leonard middle night. Stop it. See 53:37 Speaker 1 Everybody is it's a healthy amount of scare. Help me. Go see your fear to professional and talk about your fears. Oh 53:41 Speaker 1 I don't know how they could have how they could help really don't really understand how anybody could understand what I'm going through. It's like Oasis wonderful wonderwall 53:53 Speaker 1 What today is gonna be the day that they're gonna give it back to you. Yeah, and no one will sing it the way I feel by now 54:01 Speaker 1 You should have somehow realized what you gotta do sing it. I 54:05 Speaker 1 Don't believe that anybody feels the way I do yeah, it's out to now good job 54:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, see that or you don't know how it feels by Phil Collins same thing 54:16 Speaker 1 Or that someone else that's Tom Petty Tom Petty 54:21 Speaker 1 I'm close 54:23 Speaker 1 They're like the same area and they got like names that are just kind of the same 54:28 Speaker 1 Let me see here. I sent our which of a call it 54:30 Speaker 1 It's our clay code yet. Yeah clay co county 54:34 Speaker 1 winter from the GTA experience 54:36 Speaker 1 Um, while we get him on, go ahead and explain how we're gonna be, uh, the new premise 54:41 Speaker 1 for winning DTA six voicemails. 54:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:44 Speaker 1 So we have, you know, we take your guys's, uh, feedback very, very seriously. 54:48 Speaker 1 So everybody that said, like, you know what, I'd like the GTA stuff, but maybe we can, 54:52 Speaker 1 you know, get something different. 54:53 Speaker 1 I don't want so many voicemails, whatever. 54:54 Speaker 1 We had an idea. 54:55 Speaker 1 And we said, what if we, what if we have different voicemails every month? 54:59 Speaker 1 Obviously we're still going to do a few GTA, because we like man to hear those. 55:02 Speaker 1 We'll pick those out separately. 55:03 Speaker 1 We'll have two or three that me and Brandon will pre-screen and set up. 55:07 Speaker 1 So when Manny comes on, he can hear those. 55:09 Speaker 1 We can still give away a GTA. 55:11 Speaker 1 But we also think, you'll be a good thing 55:13 Speaker 1 is get some people with some real stories. 55:15 Speaker 1 And the first one we're coming up with, 55:16 Speaker 1 because we have Firebrake, 55:17 Speaker 1 who if you guys don't know who Firebrake Patrick is, 55:19 Speaker 1 he's the one who helped connect the fire break. 55:22 Speaker 1 In Gwinnett County, and possibly start, 55:24 Speaker 1 he could start the largest fire George has ever seen. 55:27 Speaker 1 He is also a serious certified professional redneck. 55:32 Speaker 1 I mean, redneck, right? 55:34 Speaker 1 So we said, what if we have people calling 55:36 Speaker 1 with their best redneck story? 55:39 Speaker 1 So there are a lot of them out there. 55:41 Speaker 1 We're in Georgia. 55:42 Speaker 1 I'm sure people that are listening 55:43 Speaker 1 from Kentucky, Tennessee, oh dear Lord. 55:46 Speaker 1 You guys are gonna have some great stories, right? 55:48 Speaker 1 Texas maybe, but we want people to call in 55:51 Speaker 1 with your best redneck story. 55:53 Speaker 1 Tell us a story about something that you're like, 55:55 Speaker 1 dude, this is redneck. 55:56 Speaker 1 You married your sister, right? 55:59 Speaker 1 Your dad is also your grandpa. 56:01 Speaker 1 and what's your best man in your wedding? 56:04 Speaker 1 I don't know, something like that. 56:05 Speaker 1 Redneck, redneck, redneck, redneck. 56:06 Speaker 1 So if you guys have any of those call in, 56:08 Speaker 1 it's gonna be awesome. 56:09 Speaker 1 Brandon's gonna put it out there. 56:10 Speaker 1 I'm sure we're gonna get some good ones on that 56:13 Speaker 1 and then we'll have Firebreak judge them 56:16 Speaker 1 and come up with a winner. 56:17 Speaker 1 Am I missing anything? 56:20 Speaker 1 No, I don't think so. 56:20 Speaker 1 I think you pretty much nailed everything on the head 56:22 Speaker 1 right there. 56:23 Speaker 1 Now, the extra points, extra credit, Brandon. 56:26 Speaker 1 What are the three for extra credit? 56:27 Speaker 1 You got to nail these three things. 56:29 Speaker 1 some kind of hard drug use. 56:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 56:34 Speaker 1 Firearms involved, hopefully. 56:36 Speaker 1 Good one. 56:37 Speaker 1 And a young child who should be picked up by CPS, 56:40 Speaker 1 but somehow it's somehow in the mix. 56:45 Speaker 1 Incest.com is what I was thinking. 56:47 Speaker 1 Like Americans for Incest? 56:48 Speaker 1 Yes. Yes. 56:49 Speaker 1 Because I mean, if you have a relationship, 56:52 Speaker 1 like if you met your future wife at a family reunion, 56:57 Speaker 1 that's legit. 56:58 Speaker 1 you're getting something for that. 56:59 Speaker 1 So that's gonna be good. 57:01 Speaker 1 I'm excited. 57:02 Speaker 1 I think these will be good. 57:02 Speaker 1 And, you know, give us all the details. 57:05 Speaker 1 Don't spare anything. 57:06 Speaker 1 Cause I would like, 57:07 Speaker 1 we'd like to have you on and talk about it. 57:09 Speaker 1 And some of you might be ashamed, 57:10 Speaker 1 but we promise we'll disguise your voice, right Brandon? 57:14 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, just don't tell us your name. 57:16 Speaker 1 You know, you gotta get into your own voice, guys. 57:18 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. 57:19 Speaker 1 All right, wait, wait. 57:20 Speaker 1 Where I got enough audio troubles now. 57:22 Speaker 1 If I do something like that, 57:23 Speaker 1 we're just gonna be sounding like babies 57:24 Speaker 1 for the entire next three episodes or something 57:26 Speaker 1 when I try to do a voice changer. 57:27 Speaker 1 We're gonna have to reschedule with our guys 57:29 Speaker 1 or run out of time right here. 57:30 Speaker 1 But no, so what I wanna discuss 57:32 Speaker 1 is also the differences between, 57:35 Speaker 1 are we doing just white trash 57:36 Speaker 1 or are we doing white trash, redneck, or hillbilly? 57:38 Speaker 1 Cause there's still just a different. 57:40 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, all three. 57:41 Speaker 1 If you're an Appalachia, absolutely your hillbilly. 57:45 Speaker 1 All right, and absolutely moonshine's gonna be involved 57:47 Speaker 1 which that's great. 57:48 Speaker 1 Cause that's gonna involve pry firearms, 57:51 Speaker 1 drug use, law enforcement and incest. 57:54 Speaker 1 So that's cool. 57:55 Speaker 1 So if you got any of that stuff, 57:56 Speaker 1 any hillbilly redneck whatever it's all the same and i i don't want to call 57:59 Speaker 1 him in texas what do they call those people in texas 58:02 Speaker 1 uh... i think those are Mexicans 58:04 Speaker 1 not 58:04 Speaker 1 uh... 58:05 Speaker 1 not 58:06 Speaker 1 they have a word for it 58:08 Speaker 1 not cowboys 58:09 Speaker 1 but something like that like uh... rough next 58:12 Speaker 1 yet 58:12 Speaker 1 oil that's oil that's fine i think rough next have these stories that they 58:16 Speaker 1 probably have the same type of stories is redneck's in hillbillies 58:19 Speaker 1 but i to me personally i would uh... classify white trash as uh... living in a 58:24 Speaker 1 trailer. You got a bunch of stuff that trash around your house. You probably got the same, 58:28 Speaker 1 same three pairs of clothes if you're lucky and you wash them maybe every two weeks and you just 58:32 Speaker 1 got whatever random meat shows up at your house. You know, the old Uncle Jim, them bought some, 58:36 Speaker 1 got some, you know, bass or something bullshit and fish out of the lake and you're cooking that up. 58:41 Speaker 1 You got a carp or something you're eating like the Asian guys and the parking lot at the lake. 58:46 Speaker 1 They love carp. I'm just disgusting. 58:47 Speaker 1 So you're going for like the Louisiana people too. 58:50 Speaker 1 I don't know if I want to swamp people. 58:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, those are more cages, I would say. 58:56 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, they can join. 58:58 Speaker 1 Those guys are great. 59:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then what I think about Redneck, 59:01 Speaker 1 I think more of just like, you got trucks, some beaters, 59:05 Speaker 1 you might have some good amount of land, maybe you've come up 59:08 Speaker 1 off your Redneck S, you got to actual house now, 59:11 Speaker 1 and you just do dumb shit. 59:12 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, I'm more of a Redneck, I'd say. 59:14 Speaker 1 We just do explosions, murder, wasps, 59:17 Speaker 1 got a bunch of big loud trucks. 59:19 Speaker 1 just do whatever we burn our trash and a bin, 59:21 Speaker 1 all our cardboard or beer boxes and everything. 59:24 Speaker 1 So yeah, I would say what? 59:27 Speaker 1 I would say if you called in 59:30 Speaker 1 and you told the story about you digging the hole 59:32 Speaker 1 to pour all the gas into it 59:35 Speaker 1 and you told about all the different federal agencies 59:37 Speaker 1 that came to shut you down, you'd probably win. 59:40 Speaker 1 So that is definitely your redneck. 59:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I'll say so. 59:43 Speaker 1 I'd say that'd be a good one. 59:44 Speaker 1 I would get GTA 6 in that'd be fucking awesome. 59:46 Speaker 1 And Michael Germany, Green goes are 59:48 Speaker 1 I'm looking at the comments. 59:50 Speaker 1 Green goes are just white people. 59:52 Speaker 1 You racist, okay? 59:53 Speaker 1 Just this guy. 59:54 Speaker 1 What's the opposite of Mexicans? 59:55 Speaker 1 I know. 59:57 Speaker 1 Is it? 59:58 Speaker 1 Maybe I don't know, I guess. 59:59 Speaker 1 But, oh yeah, Germany says you have two cars in your front yard 1:00:02 Speaker 1 that don't run like me. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 Or he says, you don't run. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 I do actually ran today for the first time. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 Not you, I'm talking to Germany. 1:00:11 Speaker 1 No. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 You don't run either. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 I did, so I run another day. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 Right now. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Dude, I played softball with you. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 You can't run. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 Not when I'm fucking hung over and feel like fucking shit. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 And so I want to hit the center field, Brandon's like, 1:00:23 Speaker 1 it's burning, it's burning, I can't breathe. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 You ain't like you get cardio too. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 You don't do no cardio. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 I'm just naturally fit. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, right. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 Okay. All right. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 We're gonna get on out of here. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Check you gotta think we're gonna get on out of here. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got this, it's Monday night. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 I got Deaf August crashing here tonight. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 I got Fire Break still living here on a, 1:00:44 Speaker 1 Stair mattress. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 I don't know. He's working on squatters, right? 1:00:48 Speaker 1 This is what he's doing. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 He's getting mail, which now I'm in trouble. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you're fucked. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're asking it. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Take it over next time. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 You're on vacation. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 And then, uh, and then we have friends that are coming in 1:00:58 Speaker 1 from the UK tonight that we get to spend a large amount of time 1:01:02 Speaker 1 with them. Very excited to be able to hang out with them, 1:01:04 Speaker 1 reconnect and little tidbit. 1:01:07 Speaker 1 If everything goes as planned, they might be a part of the show 1:01:10 Speaker 1 tomorrow because we have a surprise for you guys. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 If it comes through, no matter what though, we got them. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 So we'll see what happens, but I'm excited, man. Tomorrow's gonna be a great episode. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 Yep, Sam's good. I hope you're doing this on this. Are we gonna do it where people can comment? 1:01:23 Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, can the guests see the comments? 1:01:26 Speaker 1 Ah, we might be able to hide it from that. We need time. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 All right, get your lube ready tomorrow, boys. We'll see you later. Bye.