Old School Radio EP-362 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-06
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3m81ZyZtdqPOmIT66Qiro5

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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You got to be patient. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought of opinions expressed on the show are for beginning purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Eyer's pistol with me and Thresher. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Doseers. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 I'm gonna do another day. 1:01 Speaker 1 It's a Thursday I believe and I have a brand new hat, Thresher magazine. 1:05 Speaker 1 Wood shed Ted gave it to me and he's never given me anything in his life. 1:09 Speaker 1 So I thought that was pretty cool. 1:10 Speaker 1 Oh, there's Chuck Charles iron fifth with a new camera. 1:13 Speaker 1 Me as well, but mine's asked that I can't get the new one working, but how you do it 1:16 Speaker 1 over there, bud? 1:17 Speaker 1 I'm good. 1:17 Speaker 1 I'm good. 1:17 Speaker 1 I'm probably I'm watching the Orioles game as we record. 1:21 Speaker 1 So that's what you're back on that camera that moves and pans around and everything 1:24 Speaker 1 like that. 1:25 Speaker 1 I see that. 1:26 Speaker 1 I know, dude. 1:26 Speaker 1 I got to I got to download the software. 1:28 Speaker 1 I'm so bad about that. 1:29 Speaker 1 And I think I threw away the box. 1:31 Speaker 1 So now I got to like figure it out. 1:33 Speaker 1 You know, that's the only bad thing about it. 1:35 Speaker 1 It pans and it scans and I'm giving it picks movements. It's weird 1:39 Speaker 1 But it is higher quality and we're looking for a higher quality 1:44 Speaker 1 Odd or video so you know, I'm checking the box baby yours is yours looks weird. Yes. It's fucking terrible 1:50 Speaker 1 It's my goddamn fucking I don't know why the other ones not working. I have no idea 1:54 Speaker 1 I plugged it in and started working for a little bit now. It's just disappeared from the fucking the entire fucking universe 1:59 Speaker 1 I don't know where it is. It's still plug it back there 2:01 Speaker 1 I'm looking at it right now, but it's not fucking working. So is this your old one or your new one? 2:05 Speaker 1 This is neither. This is the one that's on my fucking laptop. Oh, it's pretty good for being on a laptop 2:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't really like it. The colors are weird and everything like that 2:15 Speaker 1 But you got me thinking actually I saw this earlier today 2:18 Speaker 1 Are you a guy that's scared to have sex when a woman has her period? 2:22 Speaker 1 It's a very odd question. I don't think scared would be the proper terminology 2:27 Speaker 1 I think that everybody's got their own 2:31 Speaker 1 Flavor on that and their own, you know, is it something? 2:34 Speaker 1 Is there something you're like hell yes is even better no real. Oh you don't like period sex 2:39 Speaker 1 That's odd, you know, I've I've met some dudes that don't like that either not to me personally 2:43 Speaker 1 Especially is like a younger guy. I prefer that because then I know I can't get you pregnant 2:47 Speaker 1 And it's also like nature's loop just blood 2:52 Speaker 1 That's what I'm always so confused when people say that because I feel like if you like loved your wife 2:56 Speaker 1 You wouldn't care what came out of her. No, I mean it's I don't think it depended that has anything to do with it 3:01 Speaker 1 I think it just I think it more with your situation. I think it's just more of like you're an opportunistic person 3:07 Speaker 1 And you don't know when you're gonna get another shot. You know, I mean so for you 3:10 Speaker 1 It's like who but once you get married, you know 3:14 Speaker 1 When I why did my girlfriend? I love period sex man. It was so great because I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant 3:18 Speaker 1 And it was always just so soft and slippery. It's just like oh god, you know, you think she didn't got to be in the mood 3:23 Speaker 1 And it's already lubricated. You know I'm saying 3:27 Speaker 1 That's so disgusting. Why why why does blood freak you out so bad? 3:31 Speaker 1 It's that's just gross. I don't know why you're into that. It's really you're not serial killer 3:38 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm just not I'm just not a little bit. I'm just not scared of blood. You know, I'm not worried about it. All right. Well, I don't 3:43 Speaker 1 I don't think in nature 3:46 Speaker 1 I think in nature that that the animals frown upon that 3:50 Speaker 1 I don't think so. I don't think they've ever had period sex that they did they would be like this is awesome 3:53 Speaker 1 You know what's weird is we had I had a boxer and uh it was a female like a 3:58 Speaker 1 And like a puncher? 3:59 Speaker 1 A dog, a dog. 4:01 Speaker 1 Oh, a dog. 4:02 Speaker 1 And she would, you know, and I didn't know anything about this. 4:04 Speaker 1 I never like studied the reproduction of dogs. 4:08 Speaker 1 So I didn't know anything about it. 4:10 Speaker 1 But when I bought her, the guy that I bought her from, 4:12 Speaker 1 was like, hey, you need to get her fixed 4:14 Speaker 1 unless you're gonna breed her. 4:16 Speaker 1 And I was like, why do I need to get her fixed? 4:18 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh, gee, trust me, 4:20 Speaker 1 you're gonna wanna get her fixed. 4:22 Speaker 1 Oh, dude. 4:22 Speaker 1 I guess, is it, is it, is it, 4:24 Speaker 1 is it called when they're in heat or what's it called 4:26 Speaker 1 when a dog is on their time of the month. 4:28 Speaker 1 Uh, when he eats like when they got their asses up in the air 4:32 Speaker 1 and they're just trying to get fucked by anything that walks by 4:34 Speaker 1 and I would tell you dog sex smells so terrible, dude. 4:37 Speaker 1 Have you ever smelled a dog having sex? 4:39 Speaker 1 It's just straight iron. 4:40 Speaker 1 Like it's not like period blood like women iron. 4:43 Speaker 1 It's like fucking like you're in a goddamn mill or something 4:46 Speaker 1 and you've also got like dog food being made. 4:48 Speaker 1 No, why would I ever be smelling dogs when they do that? 4:51 Speaker 1 No, I just know that when she would have that time 4:54 Speaker 1 the month or whatever, it was all over. 4:57 Speaker 1 It would get on the couch, it was so gross, so terrible. 5:00 Speaker 1 So I ended up getting her fixed. 5:01 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, that's why we give women's 5:02 Speaker 1 like tampons and pads, you know, 5:04 Speaker 1 because you can't fix them legally, 5:05 Speaker 1 you know, people frown upon that. 5:06 Speaker 1 Actually, I think you can't, I mean, when women, 5:11 Speaker 1 I don't know. 5:12 Speaker 1 You're the mid-age, yeah, they rip it out, 5:13 Speaker 1 but they don't have periods anymore, it's done, it's okay. 5:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, because when you're born, 5:16 Speaker 1 you're born with a certain number of eggs, right? 5:18 Speaker 1 And your body will never produce anymore. 5:20 Speaker 1 Oh, them, not us, yes. 5:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, not us. 5:23 Speaker 1 No, it's a damn I threw truck off on this one right here. I thought he was gonna be on my on my side over here 5:29 Speaker 1 But I was I want my woman's doing I'll fucking banger. I'll be honest Megan's making dinner right now and now 5:34 Speaker 1 It's just that just so gross 5:38 Speaker 1 fucking spaghetti with red sauce. No, I don't want to talk about gross stuff right before I eat I 5:44 Speaker 1 Just thought it was an interesting question. I knew a lot of a lot of dudes were worried about it and didn't didn't like it 5:49 Speaker 1 there's I you know, it's weird is that you're saying this you're talking about blood and last night we me in August and 5:57 Speaker 1 Firebreak called Brandon to tell him that we're all going hunting next year and we have this whole thing like set up 6:03 Speaker 1 We're so excited and I mean the best ideas come at midnight, right? Oh 6:10 Speaker 1 We're like we're taking the bus where we're gonna we're gonna go we're gonna go hunting Bob Blah and 6:16 Speaker 1 and of course deaf August is like 6:18 Speaker 1 We invite Brandon. I said well, yeah, why would we invite brand he goes? 6:22 Speaker 1 I don't think he's gonna go like what so we call you and I didn't know that you're like not a hunter 6:28 Speaker 1 You don't you don't hunt things. Oh, the only thing I like hunting which I love hunting is coon hunting 6:34 Speaker 1 It's a raccoon 6:35 Speaker 1 You ever you ever hunt a coon's at night with dogs and then that seat the thing I hate about hunting is it so fucking boring 6:41 Speaker 1 Man, you just sitting there you're lucky. All right 6:43 Speaker 1 I mean 6:43 Speaker 1 I could just be sitting the woods with a gun shooting targets if I really want to do this and then he shoots up 6:47 Speaker 1 You gotta go track through the woods and carry it back and then you eat it and it tastes like ass 6:51 Speaker 1 You know we still got deer in the freezer that's been there for two years 6:54 Speaker 1 All right off one deer people ain't eating that shit unless you're fucking starving and dying then you can eat it 6:59 Speaker 1 But coon hunting is so fun because you just get to a location 7:03 Speaker 1 You release the dogs and the dogs find the coon and then you chase after the dogs you either got a tracker on them 7:09 Speaker 1 Or you just listen for their barks you run through the woods chasing the dogs 7:12 Speaker 1 You they're treating them up tree in a coon in the tree and you're like alright 7:17 Speaker 1 It's got to be in this tree somewhere so you're looking up and they're very camouflage 7:20 Speaker 1 But you take a 22 and you got to find them and you pop them you pop that motherfucker 7:23 Speaker 1 Just enough to end you don't kill them because the dog wants to kill them 7:26 Speaker 1 You let the motherfucker follow the ground and the dog is 7:30 Speaker 1 He just rips it and breaks his neck and everything and that to me is exciting. I love that part 7:34 Speaker 1 See I don't under but what do you do with the raccoon once you kill it? Oh? 7:38 Speaker 1 Oh, you fucking skin it and then get get the dogs either the coon or you can make like a coon stew 7:43 Speaker 1 I've never had coon stew or ate it 7:45 Speaker 1 But that just kind of goes back to the point of like pretty much any wildlife you kill doesn't really taste that good 7:51 Speaker 1 I think it does. I think I think there's like I like venison like I'm a huge venison fan 7:57 Speaker 1 There's some animals that I'm not so keen on it. My grandfather used to make 8:01 Speaker 1 Sue or squirrel stew, right? Yeah, we oh my god, dude. They taste 8:06 Speaker 1 I don't know what a muskrat tastes like but I feel like that's what it tastes like. 8:10 Speaker 1 Yeah we had school one time when I went up to my cousin's house in Kentucky and then 8:13 Speaker 1 we found out we were hunting completely unethically because what we would do is one of us would shoot 8:17 Speaker 1 into the nest and we'd wait for a ball to run out and then we'd be like, pow pow pow. 8:22 Speaker 1 We had like 13 scrolls in the day we sked them outside on my great aunt's sidewalk and then 8:28 Speaker 1 we brought them in there and she cooked it for us and it was not good at all. Not good. 8:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't I think the only animal I haven't eaten which I do want to try before I die which is weird and 8:38 Speaker 1 Don't judge me. I don't know why I just think it seems like it would be good is horse. Oh 8:44 Speaker 1 Horse yeah, I mean they are they do have some good meat on them for sure 8:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, especially some younger ones you can probably slaughter them young and eat them that'd be good 8:51 Speaker 1 You don't want to old horse though, and they're like they get all tough and they turn those bitches in the glue 8:54 Speaker 1 I think it's illegal, right? 8:56 Speaker 1 I know that's illegal if you don't get caught but I don't know what the you know guidelines 9:01 Speaker 1 are for eating horse. 9:03 Speaker 1 I think what do you mean like like law? 9:05 Speaker 1 How do you eat it? 9:06 Speaker 1 No like like you know can you eat it? 9:08 Speaker 1 So we've all you know it's not legal to cook cat but we've all had cat to eat. 9:14 Speaker 1 You know you think so? 9:15 Speaker 1 Oh dude you know you went to a damn sketchy ass chinese restaurant at one time and like 9:19 Speaker 1 a strip mall and you're like oh and you go in there eat it and you're like this is 9:22 Speaker 1 good it's got a different taste that I've never had before but it's good. 9:25 Speaker 1 cat. You know what's funny is I think I think you're I think it's against a lot of 9:30 Speaker 1 eating a horse and a cat because when we grow up they always tell you right. What's the meat 9:35 Speaker 1 that you can like eat almost rare cow. What is the meat you have to cook? You're gonna 9:41 Speaker 1 get sick pig and chicken. They never tell you how to cook horse meat. So yeah, because they 9:48 Speaker 1 know it's probably is everything they don't have enough of them. So they're just like 9:53 Speaker 1 It's not we don't want to get them 9:54 Speaker 1 We don't want to get this on the radar of the American people because next you know 9:57 Speaker 1 They're gonna be like you know horse restaurants showing up all over the place 10:00 Speaker 1 And they got to raise horses more and they can't race them in the Derby 10:04 Speaker 1 They have to start racing cows because horses the new meat. Yeah, I can definitely see like something popping up in pop city market 10:10 Speaker 1 That's like you know uppity and it's also like modern. It's called like the the naysley or the nay base 10:16 Speaker 1 Oh, I get it because they nay nay 10:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, they would set it up. They would set it up like horse stalls almost but like oversized and then you would have a 10:24 Speaker 1 Horse come in they'd walk it around show you come on what's wrong with you, dude? What you want to do with cows? 10:31 Speaker 1 No, we did we used to do at my 10:33 Speaker 1 Same same house that we did the scrolls at we'd go out and we'd find a cow that looked good and 10:40 Speaker 1 My aunt would have it killed take to the slaughterhouse and then we eat it that night or a few days later 10:44 Speaker 1 Be before we go any further this I'm just gonna let you know because I want to make sure that I say it 10:48 Speaker 1 I think you're gonna be very upset with the way your voice sounds on this episode. Oh, do you son of a bitch? 10:52 Speaker 1 Is it not on fuck? No, it's on 10:56 Speaker 1 It just sounds very equally 10:59 Speaker 1 Well, where the fuck is it coming from I'm on the same and setting I'm on post stereo. I'm on oh, you sound good now 11:07 Speaker 1 This hello 11:09 Speaker 1 No, okay about that sound better same thing now you're banging again 11:14 Speaker 1 Anyway, if it does suck just don't get mad at me because I told you but back to the 11:20 Speaker 1 The picking out your animal to eat have you ever done that? 11:22 Speaker 1 Have you ever been to a restaurant where you can actually choose or pick out the animal that you're gonna be consuming? 11:27 Speaker 1 And it's alive when you do it 11:29 Speaker 1 No, I don't think there's a legal in the US. Yeah lobsters. You do lobsters. Oh, yeah, I guess you can do the lobster 11:34 Speaker 1 Yes, he's so what why do we draw the line at lobsters? 11:36 Speaker 1 on horses like horse. Yeah, a lot more meat. You can feed a bunch of people. You can take 11:40 Speaker 1 the rest home. I mean, by, you know, horses are expensive. I mean, you get like a small 11:45 Speaker 1 horse that's decent. I mean, you're paying fucking five grand just for the horse, maybe 11:48 Speaker 1 10, depending on how good a horse it is. I don't, I don't see where we draw the line 11:53 Speaker 1 at. Like who made up the line? Like don't eat these. I know. I think I think it's because, 11:58 Speaker 1 you know, back in the wild west, they obviously the horses were their primary means of travel. 12:03 Speaker 1 So they didn't want to eat their traveling, you know car essentially I I don't know 12:08 Speaker 1 I think they just need to they need to breed more horses and we need to try it at least 12:12 Speaker 1 I don't think anyone's ever to really try it 12:14 Speaker 1 I always thought it was just because they had such a closer relationship to 12:18 Speaker 1 Unicorns that they were like magical and you didn't want to eat them, you know cuz like unicorns aren't real 12:23 Speaker 1 They used to be but they're not anymore. They did not used to be they never were 12:27 Speaker 1 They didn't get on the ark, you know, they were playing in the mud is that is that the story your parents told you? 12:33 Speaker 1 No, I read that in a damn book one time when I was little. 12:36 Speaker 1 I vividly remember two unicorns playing in the mud, 12:39 Speaker 1 and then on the other page, the arc was leaving. 12:42 Speaker 1 Shut up! That's not a real book. 12:45 Speaker 1 And my parents never believed me either, 12:46 Speaker 1 but I read that bit somewhere. 12:48 Speaker 1 It was at school or it was at Sunday school. 12:50 Speaker 1 It was like one of those old books. 12:51 Speaker 1 You just, you know, it's like, it's got ten pages in it. 12:53 Speaker 1 And I just told you about Noah's Ark. 12:54 Speaker 1 Like, there were animals. 12:55 Speaker 1 There was this guy named Noah. 12:56 Speaker 1 He built a boat. 12:57 Speaker 1 He put the animals on. 12:58 Speaker 1 We don't have unicorns because they were playing in the mud. 13:00 Speaker 1 There goes the Ark. 13:01 Speaker 1 See I'm confused so do you know the timeline speaking of like animals and the ark and all that because this is something that I think even as a child 13:08 Speaker 1 It's very confusing when you think about the timeline of the world and like that you believe the dinosaurs 13:15 Speaker 1 You know walked and and lived on the earth correct 13:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you believe that man? 13:22 Speaker 1 Walked and lived on the earth at the same time like the androthals or do you not believe that was real? 13:26 Speaker 1 See, that was hard to explain because they didn't really have like, they weren't going 13:30 Speaker 1 to do it pictures. 13:31 Speaker 1 You know, once we started being able to make pictures, that's when we really started to 13:34 Speaker 1 understand history. 13:35 Speaker 1 Because if you don't have pictures, people can't understand what you're talking about. 13:37 Speaker 1 You know, that's why picture books, you start off as a child with picture books so you can 13:41 Speaker 1 understand what's going on. 13:42 Speaker 1 They didn't get that back in the day. 13:44 Speaker 1 So I don't know, I think they were there probably towards like the end times, you know, because 13:49 Speaker 1 Adam and Eve, they were the first of God's people. 13:52 Speaker 1 He could be Satan's people on earth walking around, getting eaten by dinosaurs. 13:56 Speaker 1 So why, so wait, so if Adam and Eve, so you believe Adam and Eve were the first two humans, 14:00 Speaker 1 correct? 14:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 14:02 Speaker 1 So what came first? 14:03 Speaker 1 Adam and Eve or the dinosaurs? 14:04 Speaker 1 See, that was always a toss up, you know, because you can have dinosaurs before Adam 14:09 Speaker 1 and Eve. 14:10 Speaker 1 How? 14:11 Speaker 1 What do you mean, how did he made God made the world before he made Adam and Eve? 14:16 Speaker 1 So there could be other stuff. 14:17 Speaker 1 And that's always the thing too. 14:18 Speaker 1 Like he made it in seven days. 14:20 Speaker 1 Well, what's what's seven days to a God, you know, is that seven thousand years? 14:24 Speaker 1 that a million years because time is different depending on who you are like 20 years for 14:29 Speaker 1 you and me. It's a lot of time between years to a dog. I mean, that's they're never going 14:33 Speaker 1 to see 20 years. They're going to die. So the time is different. Now with a horse we're 14:36 Speaker 1 talking about and they live to 3540. So you think so you think that when God created 14:40 Speaker 1 the earth, he's like, you know what would be really cool is to put some T-Rex's and Velociraptors 14:45 Speaker 1 and let's just see how crazy this gets. Yeah, he's probably working on another project on like 14:49 Speaker 1 another plant and he's like, let's head out here see how it goes. And then after three days his 14:54 Speaker 1 time which was like 30 million years, you know, first time he's like, yeah, 14:57 Speaker 1 I had probably not a good idea. 14:59 Speaker 1 I mean, you don't get fucked immediately. 15:02 Speaker 1 Exactly. 15:03 Speaker 1 That's exactly what I was thinking. 15:05 Speaker 1 All right. 15:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:05 Speaker 1 That's, that's interesting. 15:06 Speaker 1 I've always, there's a lot of questions like death that I think I have, 15:09 Speaker 1 especially as a kid that I've never really answered. 15:11 Speaker 1 And nobody really knows the answer. 15:12 Speaker 1 You know, you listen to like all these, whether they're religious people 15:15 Speaker 1 or they're scientists, they try to explain it. 15:17 Speaker 1 And you're like, I don't know, like, like this whole freaking moon thing. 15:20 Speaker 1 Have you been keeping up with this whole moon thing that they're getting ready to do? 15:23 Speaker 1 like our current moon or are we making a new one? 15:25 Speaker 1 No, our current moon. 15:26 Speaker 1 Remember, you know, I've always been, 15:27 Speaker 1 and you know, I get paid up for it. 15:30 Speaker 1 I'm a huge, like, I don't think we landed on the moon. 15:33 Speaker 1 I just don't, you gotta prove it to me, right? 15:36 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just ridiculous. 15:38 Speaker 1 But anyway, so we are now, NASA, as of today, 15:42 Speaker 1 this is what I saw, I don't know if it's true. 15:43 Speaker 1 NASA administrator was on there. 15:44 Speaker 1 They are creating a base on the moon, 15:48 Speaker 1 and they're gonna be sending people to live there next year. 15:53 Speaker 1 he's got your 15:55 Speaker 1 i mean we got the they got the i s s which you know back in the day that was in 15:58 Speaker 1 school suspension for me i'd never think i'd go to the international space station 16:01 Speaker 1 what they call it now 16:02 Speaker 1 supposedly it's up there 16:04 Speaker 1 uh... yeah i i don't quite know if i had any faith in anybody 16:08 Speaker 1 i would have an e-law getting us to mars before that because he's got like a real 16:12 Speaker 1 plan 16:12 Speaker 1 uh... that's a decision really seem to have a plan you know who started nasa 16:16 Speaker 1 right 16:17 Speaker 1 uh... government 16:19 Speaker 1 uh... one of the nazi's top scientists we brought him over he started nasa 16:23 Speaker 1 so we got it's a nazi lead in the program or started is so his ideas are 16:27 Speaker 1 what's going on 16:28 Speaker 1 and you know not these had 16:29 Speaker 1 uh... slide of hand 16:31 Speaker 1 you know they're very trickerish 16:33 Speaker 1 what are you talking about 16:35 Speaker 1 uh... yet you don't believe that the nazi's founded nasa 16:38 Speaker 1 no i'm what why do you how do you know what why do you think they're 16:41 Speaker 1 trickerish 16:43 Speaker 1 uh... because they they just they just imposed trickery all the time nazi 16:46 Speaker 1 What do you say that Nazis were like tricky people? 16:50 Speaker 1 Like they devised trickish operations? 16:53 Speaker 1 I think they were mentally unstable. 16:57 Speaker 1 And I think they had some very interesting thoughts 17:00 Speaker 1 on the world. 17:01 Speaker 1 And I think, obviously, all of the powerful leaders 17:06 Speaker 1 in the Nazi regime were sick. 17:08 Speaker 1 But I never really thought of them as trickery or trickery 17:11 Speaker 1 or whatever you said. 17:13 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, trickery. 17:14 Speaker 1 I get trick people. 17:15 Speaker 1 tell them different stuff, tell them this, whatnot. 17:16 Speaker 1 But I mean, they were the smartest regime ever, you know, 17:18 Speaker 1 in history. That's why we took over like 200 other scientists. 17:21 Speaker 1 If they weren't smart, they were targeted like Zimbabwe people. 17:23 Speaker 1 We would not took them, or Somalia. 17:26 Speaker 1 But we took over like 200 scientists and they, 17:28 Speaker 1 they let a lot of our science in the US ever since the 40s, 17:32 Speaker 1 which a lot of people don't know. 17:33 Speaker 1 And that's why I always say like, I mean, 17:35 Speaker 1 there was some good stuff that came out of Nazi Germany. 17:37 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, you mean the scientists that worked there. 17:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they were the ones coming up with a crazy fucking shit. 17:43 Speaker 1 They were coming up with really crazy stuff. I think at one point I read 17:46 Speaker 1 You know during world war two before world war two Hitler was trying to create a super army of soldiers 17:53 Speaker 1 So he was trying to breed women with like gorillas or apes 17:58 Speaker 1 Trying to make a an undead army. That's like the entire 18:02 Speaker 1 basis of Call of Duty Black Ops zombies 18:04 Speaker 1 And if you really want to understand it, there's like a four-hour video you can understand the lore behind it over the past 20 years of 18:09 Speaker 1 of color duties on the but it's very close it really follows the Nazis for the 18:13 Speaker 1 most part of their scientists and everything 18:15 Speaker 1 and there's a lot of factual stuff in those games about what the Nazis are 18:18 Speaker 1 actually doing 18:19 Speaker 1 uh... if they were not 18:21 Speaker 1 uh... as brutal if they would have just chilled out not took stalingrad 18:25 Speaker 1 uh... i think we have a lot of crazy inventions uh... on behalf of Nazi 18:29 Speaker 1 scientists 18:29 Speaker 1 well did some other stuff to 18:32 Speaker 1 it was just on grad 18:33 Speaker 1 i mean they were 18:34 Speaker 1 I mean, there's just the whole regime was crazy and the things that they did in the the humanitarian 18:39 Speaker 1 You know violations that they conducted especially with huge people 18:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, but would you sacrifice Jews in order to like time travel? No, I would no you 18:52 Speaker 1 A few of them a few of them. Yeah to do all of them, but if it's always that would you sacrifice your dad to time travel? 18:59 Speaker 1 right now 19:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, oh 19:03 Speaker 1 Now I give him a few more years. I mean you're talking about no come on years 19:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, but if you had to I mean it's the same thing with any kind of army or anything 19:12 Speaker 1 I mean you sacrifice people for the greater good to you know accomplish something 19:16 Speaker 1 I'm just saying if they wouldn't went stalling grad if Hitler wouldn't try to 19:20 Speaker 1 Piss off Stalin and take his home fucking or town named after him 19:24 Speaker 1 They probably would have developed a lot more cooler stuff 19:27 Speaker 1 Without you know killing as many people Russians and Jews and Italians and whoever that's they killed 19:33 Speaker 1 i think that is at the wrong person in charge 19:35 Speaker 1 that's not in the right person charge i think he just uh... when the law to offer 19:38 Speaker 1 else because the germany's never uh... 19:40 Speaker 1 bent as prosperous as they were with hitler under the rain 19:44 Speaker 1 you understand 19:44 Speaker 1 you're going to that right well i mean they but they were they were a taking 19:48 Speaker 1 country that was taking over all these other countries i mean look at france 19:52 Speaker 1 i mean they 19:53 Speaker 1 they literally were trying to take over the world 19:55 Speaker 1 that you know and and the hitler knew that's that was his goal 19:58 Speaker 1 was to take over the world 20:00 Speaker 1 and uh... and you know luckily we stopped that but we just we just took 20:04 Speaker 1 his place you know we do the same thing we want to go to work with the 20:06 Speaker 1 well we're not we're not committing genocide 20:09 Speaker 1 if not yet 20:10 Speaker 1 uh... i think that you think we would who do you think would do that which if 20:14 Speaker 1 you had to choose a party that would be in power 20:16 Speaker 1 that you think whatever be capable of committing genocide 20:19 Speaker 1 which are going to be 20:21 Speaker 1 we're about to uh... 20:22 Speaker 1 we're about to genocide fucking iranians over there you know i hope i hope we 20:26 Speaker 1 just fucking wipe off wipe off the fucking planet 20:28 Speaker 1 Would that be considered a genocide or more of like a strategic war operation? 20:33 Speaker 1 Well, it's not going to happen because our our president has already said that, you know, 20:38 Speaker 1 four more times if they do this four more times, we're going to have a problem. 20:41 Speaker 1 I mean, it's all talk to nothing else is going to happen. 20:44 Speaker 1 It's over. 20:45 Speaker 1 This is what we're going to have to deal with. 20:46 Speaker 1 Whatever the other president did, only thing different is that we bombed a couple 20:49 Speaker 1 of things, tried to try to pull off them. 20:52 Speaker 1 It didn't work. 20:54 Speaker 1 And that's it. 20:55 Speaker 1 We're not damn Jews getting us in fucking wars. 20:57 Speaker 1 Why is it always got to be coming back to that? 21:00 Speaker 1 It's really, I fucking ask the question also all the time. 21:03 Speaker 1 Why is it always got to come back to that? 21:04 Speaker 1 And it just is and just fucking sucks. 21:06 Speaker 1 It's like, God damn, what the fuck. 21:08 Speaker 1 So, um, shit, what are we going to talk about? 21:12 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, real quick, merch store ideas. 21:15 Speaker 1 I got an idea for this, all right? 21:16 Speaker 1 We talked to Germany about it. 21:18 Speaker 1 Cause we got some blue color people that want merch 21:22 Speaker 1 that's high vis, high vis, 21:24 Speaker 1 so that way they can wear them to work. 21:26 Speaker 1 So we're just gonna get like bright orange shirts 21:28 Speaker 1 and there's a lot of logos all over it 21:29 Speaker 1 so they can wear it to work. 21:31 Speaker 1 Because apparently what we found out is, 21:33 Speaker 1 a lot of people are buying shirts 21:35 Speaker 1 but they don't have time to wear them. 21:36 Speaker 1 You know, the people that bought them, 21:38 Speaker 1 if they're working in the blue collar field, 21:39 Speaker 1 like even crazy Mark. 21:40 Speaker 1 I don't know if he can wear it there or not, 21:41 Speaker 1 he probably can't fucking own the country 21:43 Speaker 1 or the company somehow, I don't know. 21:46 Speaker 1 But I was thinking we'd just do like a high vis-a, 21:48 Speaker 1 like a blue collar special. 21:50 Speaker 1 Like we just like. 21:51 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 21:52 Speaker 1 You said blue collar people had reached out to you. 21:54 Speaker 1 I thought you meant fans of that podcast. 21:58 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 21:59 Speaker 1 Okay, I was gonna say like who? 22:01 Speaker 1 No, I'm just a couple of people in general. 22:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, that makes sense. 22:04 Speaker 1 No, I mean, that makes sense. 22:06 Speaker 1 And I mean, dude, I like yellow and bright orange shirts. 22:09 Speaker 1 I think they're cool. 22:09 Speaker 1 I mean, I had a couple steel chainsaw ones 22:12 Speaker 1 that I used to wear and I lost them. 22:13 Speaker 1 But no, that's, you know what? 22:15 Speaker 1 I would buy those. 22:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, you weren't working your Migos to wear them 22:18 Speaker 1 and everything instead of your work shirts. 22:20 Speaker 1 And they'd be like, who's this? 22:20 Speaker 1 But like, it's the Daily Don't Show crew. 22:22 Speaker 1 We changed the name. 22:23 Speaker 1 They got it. You got to be read for us. We only wear red ones, but yeah, that's good. That's a good idea. I like it. 22:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, and we could put like slurry's on the nose. Can I was thinking that? 22:32 Speaker 1 Did you see Tara texted us today and she said, Hey, I got an idea to raise money for the bus. And she said, I want to hurt. We need to purchase like all these shirts. 22:40 Speaker 1 And then sell them. And my heart sank because the last thing I ever want to see anybody do is do what marked it, right? And buy all these shirts. 22:50 Speaker 1 And then your stuff 22:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, no eyes 22:56 Speaker 1 Sure, I mean we gotta attach it to like I don't know sometimes a charity if she wanted to do something like that 23:00 Speaker 1 I don't know what kind of charity I saw she texted us earlier and I was doing stuff 23:04 Speaker 1 I'm like oh shit. I gotta fucking get ready to record and everything so we will text you back Tara, but 23:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if I think I think the blue collar line would be more of a 23:15 Speaker 1 Something they can buy because they need shirts anyway for work, you know 23:18 Speaker 1 So some companies don't offer shirts or they don't supply shirts or if your own business or your own employee 23:25 Speaker 1 No one's giving you shirts you got by your own so my we can just throw our fucking designs on a some 23:29 Speaker 1 You know hive is and that way we just got you imagine going on the road and you got those people that flip signs 23:33 Speaker 1 You know like the stop and slow signs and this is we're wearing our shirt 23:37 Speaker 1 But oh you're talking not sign flippers like the sign turners for like the working area. Yes those guys 23:43 Speaker 1 Okay, I think like sign flippers. I'm like what I've never never seen them wear high vis shirts if anything they look homeless. Oh 23:50 Speaker 1 No, no, I'm not talking about those home. I'm talking about people that have like they get paid to flip signs 23:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, you get good money for that too 23:57 Speaker 1 Do you yeah, yeah, I think you can make like 30 bucks an hour doing that. Oh damn flip signs 24:03 Speaker 1 But I recently they've been this using prisoners prisoners work 24:06 Speaker 1 I like how Chuck's like trying to throw his in a way and the camera's just falling. I'm like he's got something to say 24:10 Speaker 1 I'm going to get really. 24:12 Speaker 1 Fall down to the trash can or wherever you threw it. 24:15 Speaker 1 Oh well how was your day? 24:18 Speaker 1 Like I said you just informed me that my roommate slash landlord is coming back home. 24:23 Speaker 1 I didn't know if he was staying up there another day or not. 24:25 Speaker 1 I forgot today was Wednesday and I believe you still have one slave there as well. 24:29 Speaker 1 I have one house guest left. 24:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:32 Speaker 1 Oh this was great man. 24:33 Speaker 1 I mean he stayed. 24:34 Speaker 1 He only stayed two nights. 24:35 Speaker 1 We had a good time. 24:36 Speaker 1 He hung out with the kids played games. 24:37 Speaker 1 Went swimming last night. 24:38 Speaker 1 the funny thing was he, he went to, I called him and I said, hey, man, I'm ordering pizzas. 24:43 Speaker 1 And he's like, I'm actually a publisher. 24:45 Speaker 1 Now I was going to get a sub. 24:46 Speaker 1 I said, dude, I'm ordering pizzas. 24:47 Speaker 1 Like, come on home. 24:49 Speaker 1 We eat some pizza. 24:50 Speaker 1 We'll get in the pool. 24:51 Speaker 1 We'll watch the baseball game. 24:52 Speaker 1 It's just called me first of last night. 24:54 Speaker 1 Eat. 24:54 Speaker 1 We got down recording and then he calls me or I called him something. 24:58 Speaker 1 He's like, man, I'm waiting on deaf, all in the pantry. 25:01 Speaker 1 I got to meet him at the pool and everything. 25:02 Speaker 1 And then like two hours later, I called him. 25:03 Speaker 1 He's like, there's a lot of over here. 25:05 Speaker 1 I just ordered five large pizza that my wife's cutting hair and she's cutting my son's hair 25:09 Speaker 1 And I get yelled every time I go in there, man. He's like where are they at? 25:12 Speaker 1 He's like send me his number again 25:13 Speaker 1 I'm like I send you the number like poor trucks outside of the pool by himself about eight five large pizzas 25:17 Speaker 1 Dude, I made each one of them eat almost an entire pizza 25:21 Speaker 1 So August I told August I am gonna be in the pool. Do you have your swimsuit? And he goes no 25:27 Speaker 1 I'll just wear my underwear 25:28 Speaker 1 And I'm like I'm like okay, dude. Well, I have I mean I have swimsuits 25:32 Speaker 1 So I'm going it's not that big of a deal and he gets here 25:34 Speaker 1 I just let him borrow one of my swimsuits. 25:35 Speaker 1 So I text him because he's still not here and it's getting late. 25:38 Speaker 1 I said, yo man, where are you? 25:39 Speaker 1 He goes, oh, I'm at Goodwill trying to find a bathing suit. 25:43 Speaker 1 Good will. 25:44 Speaker 1 The grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. 25:46 Speaker 1 So I said, uh, you know, I got your bathing suit. 25:48 Speaker 1 He goes, he was, no, I got one. 25:50 Speaker 1 I got one. 25:50 Speaker 1 So he shows up at the house. 25:52 Speaker 1 He gets here and he comes out and dude, you know how skinny August, like August is a skinny dude. 25:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 25:58 Speaker 1 And he must, I think he got a double X bathing suit. 26:03 Speaker 1 Have you ever seen home alone to when, when Kevin is in New York and he's in the penthouse and there's 26:10 Speaker 1 just a swimsuit that he finds and it's like an adult large. Yeah. It's like parachute pants. 26:15 Speaker 1 He's wearing it and he jumps in the water and then the suit just comes floating to the top. 26:20 Speaker 1 So August is standing there. He's got this god awful neon green swimsuit. It's the biggest swimsuit 26:25 Speaker 1 I've ever seen. And I make fun of him. He goes, well, I almost got a three XL. That's all they had. 26:32 Speaker 1 I'm like why'd you go to freaking goodwill for a swimsuit? 26:37 Speaker 1 And I said well, I'm just glad you're not swimming underwear. He's like yeah, I thought about it and I was like 26:41 Speaker 1 Chuck's kids are there man. That's kind of weird. I said yeah, that is kind of weird. Well the problem is he doesn't wear 26:46 Speaker 1 He wears just the regular loose boxers and he's got the big hole in the front where your wiener pops out 26:50 Speaker 1 There's no cover on it. They're not like compression shorts or anything. So it can flop out every now and then you're just like 26:56 Speaker 1 Oh, I'll put it away. Yeah, I didn't want to see that 26:58 Speaker 1 So so yeah, but he got it you got a bathing suit from good will we hung out they both ate their their weight in pizza 27:05 Speaker 1 Two pieces or five pieces swim it off for 30 minutes. It's five more get back in 27:11 Speaker 1 So anyway, so but yeah, we hung out and then this morning I got up 27:15 Speaker 1 I had to go to go do some work and some estimates and now that he's gone 27:20 Speaker 1 Oh dude, I'm going to bed as soon as we're done recording. It's gonna be the best night of sleep ever 27:23 Speaker 1 I'm so tired did the kids throw water on him this morning 27:25 Speaker 1 No, no, he was gone when I woke up. 27:28 Speaker 1 He's a big boy now. 27:30 Speaker 1 He grew up since he's been here. 27:32 Speaker 1 Two days, two days, he woke himself up today, 27:36 Speaker 1 yesterday fire break woke him up. 27:38 Speaker 1 So I guess he was in there like laying down 27:40 Speaker 1 and fire break went in and tickled his feet. 27:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a, I was talking to a buddy the other day 27:47 Speaker 1 is like whenever you got to do something 27:48 Speaker 1 that you got to really get up early, 27:50 Speaker 1 you like sleeping in unfamiliar locations 27:52 Speaker 1 or like a couch or something really uncomfortable. 27:54 Speaker 1 So you just like, as soon as you move, 27:56 Speaker 1 you're like, what is this? 27:57 Speaker 1 in my head and you wake up be like, oh shit, I'm here. Chuck's I got to go to work, you know, 28:00 Speaker 1 got to get up. So you're telling me from now, if he comes back, I need to put him on the couch? 28:04 Speaker 1 Uh, no, maybe I feel like gravel in his bed. Take some of your rocks from out back, just put it 28:09 Speaker 1 in the bed and wake up like, what the fuck? You want to get out of there? That's comfortable in 28:13 Speaker 1 there, man. They got the fans going fricking it's, it's, it's comfy. It's all blacked out with the 28:18 Speaker 1 windows. It's freaking nice. So I'm, but I'm proud of him. He woke up and then I thought he was coming 28:22 Speaker 1 back tonight because I was like, Hey man, I'll see you tonight or tomorrow night. Oh, and you know, 28:25 Speaker 1 know what the sweetest thing he did was? 28:27 Speaker 1 Oh, he didn't piss on the toilet seat. 28:32 Speaker 1 Better. 28:33 Speaker 1 So I get up, I go outside, he's gone. 28:35 Speaker 1 You know, it's seven o'clock and the more I'm getting ready to work. 28:37 Speaker 1 He's already gone. 28:39 Speaker 1 And I look and I got an envelope under my windshield wiper blade on my truck. 28:44 Speaker 1 What's this? 28:45 Speaker 1 You know, so it says Chuck, it says, I think it says Chuck and family or something like 28:49 Speaker 1 that. 28:50 Speaker 1 So I open it up and it says, my deepest condolences for your father. 28:55 Speaker 1 right? I don't know. And it's this whole like spiritual like I'm so sorry for your loss blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, you know, you know, your, your father was a good man like all this stuff. And then he said, Hey, thanks for letting me crash and for the bed for the bed and breakfast. 29:13 Speaker 1 And he left me a hundred dollar gift card to a cheesecake factory. 29:16 Speaker 1 Oh, that's why is that publics. I was like, what a sweet man, you know, not on our stand. 29:20 Speaker 1 I don't understand the card. He didn't even explain it. Like he just left a condolences card, 29:25 Speaker 1 which is weird. He just assumed her taxes is dead. I don't know what he was doing is just 29:31 Speaker 1 a weird thing to leave. I mean, at least like, you know, happy birthday or, you know, happy 29:36 Speaker 1 Mother's Day. But wait, did you tell him like something about your dad? And he was like, 29:41 Speaker 1 Oh, I guess he's dead. 29:43 Speaker 1 No. 29:43 Speaker 1 Hold on a second. 29:44 Speaker 1 Megan, can you bring me that card that August left? 29:47 Speaker 1 It's right there on the counter. 29:49 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 29:50 Speaker 1 You play Amma, other way. 29:52 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? 29:53 Speaker 1 This is so stupid. 29:56 Speaker 1 Can't move my head. 29:57 Speaker 1 Can't move my head. 29:58 Speaker 1 Thank you. 29:59 Speaker 1 So this is what he gave me. 30:05 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, oh, OK. 30:06 Speaker 1 He didn't write it. 30:07 Speaker 1 OK, yeah, that's just a funny card. 30:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought he wrote out like, 30:11 Speaker 1 I'm sorry that your father died and everything 30:12 Speaker 1 and this and that and whatnot. 30:14 Speaker 1 How's it funny, may you find comfort, 30:17 Speaker 1 may you find comfort and remember in all the guidance, 30:19 Speaker 1 strength and love with which your father touched your life, 30:23 Speaker 1 those precious gifts will always live on in you. 30:26 Speaker 1 Thanks for the room and board, death August. 30:30 Speaker 1 I don't get it. 30:32 Speaker 1 Like he should have at least like wrote like, 30:35 Speaker 1 hey man, this is, you couldn't find a card that says, 30:37 Speaker 1 thanks for letting me crash. 30:38 Speaker 1 So I got this stupid one, ha ha, nothing. 30:41 Speaker 1 He just left that. 30:42 Speaker 1 We used to get it for our buddies like when we were younger like I don't know still doing birthday parties like 12 13 we get one that says like 30:47 Speaker 1 Hooray, you're four or here's some crayons and 30:51 Speaker 1 Or you get or you get a boy a like little mermaid card like that was my favorite when I was like 30:57 Speaker 1 14 and you'd show up and you'd have the bag and the bag would be a girly bag and it'd be a girly card 31:03 Speaker 1 You just thought you were so cool. I'm like, I got you so good, man. I got you so good 31:08 Speaker 1 You're a fucking mermaid bitch. Look at that 31:12 Speaker 1 But uh, no I uh, I went to uh, so today I went and picked up this camera from my buddy Josh said 31:17 Speaker 1 I'm not actually fucking using right now. I said I don't know what fucking happened to the software 31:21 Speaker 1 He's unemployed at the moment. He quit there his contract was up for his DNR job 31:26 Speaker 1 So he's back at home just hanging out and I'm like hey, what are you doing today? 31:30 Speaker 1 He's like nothing I was like you want to go to dicks exact I'm trying to get uh some cleats 31:34 Speaker 1 So I don't break my fucking ankle kicking the soccer ball around right 31:37 Speaker 1 What why are you getting cleats? 31:39 Speaker 1 So I don't break my ankle when I'm kicking the soccer ball around. 31:42 Speaker 1 I don't understand how that's gonna stop that from happening. 31:45 Speaker 1 Why are you kicking a softball around that way? 31:49 Speaker 1 Soccer, not softball. 31:51 Speaker 1 Soccer, I said, why are you kicking the ball around like that? 31:54 Speaker 1 Well, you know, I tried to play golf again earlier this year about like those thousand 31:58 Speaker 1 dollar clubs and I played two times and I realized I really fucking hate golf because 32:01 Speaker 1 I'm not good at it. 32:02 Speaker 1 But then I got a soccer ball through the day and like started kicking around and I'm like, 32:05 Speaker 1 I'm so I'm so good at this. I still got my touches and everything I still move around and whatnot 32:10 Speaker 1 But I'm worried that I'm gonna slip and break my ankle so I need cleats for traction, right? 32:14 Speaker 1 So you're buying cleats just so you can go in your backyard and kick us off a soccer ball around by yourself 32:21 Speaker 1 No, I've been playing with some buddies and I'm gonna go to the fields and everything kicking it around what not 32:25 Speaker 1 I just figured that'd be like that that's that's like the only 32:28 Speaker 1 I'm going to be a form of exercise that I don't want to kill myself. 32:33 Speaker 1 Regular running, I fucking hate regular running. 32:36 Speaker 1 I can kick a soccer ball around a goddamn soccer field for an hour and a half if I wanted to. 32:41 Speaker 1 Regular running sucks ass. 32:43 Speaker 1 Golf just pisses me off. 32:45 Speaker 1 Football if I played 10 minutes, every bone in my body be broken. 32:49 Speaker 1 And there's really a tennis is gay, pickle balls is gay. 32:53 Speaker 1 There's really nothing else. 32:54 Speaker 1 You know, you can throw the football in the yard, but you're really not burning any calories 32:57 Speaker 1 or getting active or anything like that. 32:58 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I'll just play soccer ball. 33:00 Speaker 1 You know, I'll just get that thing around. 33:01 Speaker 1 You know, I was, I did a job at a Saint, 33:04 Speaker 1 Saint Biosco Vincent Church School thing, whatever. 33:09 Speaker 1 I don't know, it's some private school, right? 33:11 Speaker 1 And I did it. 33:12 Speaker 1 And as the guys paying me for the job that the guys did, 33:15 Speaker 1 he goes, hey, we're having a golf tournament for charity 33:20 Speaker 1 in a couple months. 33:20 Speaker 1 Would you be willing to join it with your company 33:25 Speaker 1 and you know, donate blah blah. 33:27 Speaker 1 And I'm like, 33:28 Speaker 1 is it a four-band scramble? 33:29 Speaker 1 Yes. 33:30 Speaker 1 Those are fun. Yeah, those aren't bad. 33:31 Speaker 1 I said, sir, I really suck it golf. 33:34 Speaker 1 He goes, oh, no, no, it's cool, man. 33:36 Speaker 1 It's fun. 33:36 Speaker 1 It's a really good time. 33:37 Speaker 1 But I'm like you. 33:39 Speaker 1 I don't like sucking. 33:40 Speaker 1 And golf is the hardest sport to do. 33:45 Speaker 1 There's no way you can do it unless you know what you're doing. 33:48 Speaker 1 I played with, you know, 33:50 Speaker 1 every time I played with somebody, 33:50 Speaker 1 they're like, who just have fun with it, you know? 33:52 Speaker 1 But I'm not having fun 33:53 Speaker 1 if I'm not doing fucking good, right? 33:55 Speaker 1 You know, like there's no fucking say like there's no there's no fucking just have fun doing it 33:59 Speaker 1 What's fun is winning or being good at something, you know 34:02 Speaker 1 There's nothing worse more humiliating more humbling than going to do something that you want to be good at and you're just fucking absolutely terrible 34:09 Speaker 1 At but the only time I will play golf is a four-man 34:13 Speaker 1 Charity scramble for the fact that you really don't have to it doesn't matter where your ball lands, you know and every hole you get liquor shots food 34:21 Speaker 1 snacks cups 34:22 Speaker 1 You know raffles to a cooler free shirts everything like that. That's the fun part 34:28 Speaker 1 You know and you're not you're not playing your own ball every time you just go up there your hammered smack it on the fairway 34:33 Speaker 1 Whoever's got the best ball you play that ball and you do the same thing again 34:36 Speaker 1 Keep smacking that motherfucker so you're on the green and you're like alright 34:38 Speaker 1 This is where I can do something so you know what my biggest fear is with golf and it's the reason that I don't golf anymore 34:44 Speaker 1 You're going to hit someone in the head close very close 34:49 Speaker 1 I'm always afraid there's gonna be somebody behind us that catches up to us and they watch us tee off 34:57 Speaker 1 Oh, that is pretty bad. Yeah, I hate dude. I hate people watching me tee off and 35:03 Speaker 1 I'm like a mulligan guy 35:05 Speaker 1 So like I get to hit off the tee four times every hole because 35:09 Speaker 1 The other three are probably gonna go in the woods somewhere. So I lose 35:14 Speaker 1 18 holes, I'm good for 30 balls lost 35:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got it down to about two sleeves last time I played through 18 35:23 Speaker 1 You know the water holes. I sometimes I got to a water hole. I'm like man. Just skip this one 35:26 Speaker 1 Nah, it might go this throw ball in the water 35:28 Speaker 1 You know, there's no fucking sense, you know and fucking playing this thing out 35:31 Speaker 1 And it's so weird cuz I can either do I can drive well and that's all I can do or I can hit my irons 35:37 Speaker 1 Well, but I can't drive and it just fucking pisses you off 35:39 Speaker 1 But with me with soccer 35:41 Speaker 1 You know I played it for a decade and it was just like ingrained into my body of like how to move and play and touch and pass and shoot 35:47 Speaker 1 So when I play that I don't get pissed off because I'm still you know somewhat skilled. Do you have a goal? 35:55 Speaker 1 I got the old 35:57 Speaker 1 I got my old golf net my kickback net for golf. I've been using that's what you kick into 36:03 Speaker 1 No, I've been usually just bouncing off the back wall over here, but apparently it's real out on the inside 36:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm trying to be yeah, I really am because being a salad is so much more simple 36:14 Speaker 1 You just run around have fun good time. You don't think about how bad the world is and like bills and taxes and everything else 36:19 Speaker 1 You just have a good time, you know, nope 36:22 Speaker 1 Try to eliminate as many responsibilities as possible. You know what that's deep real quick 36:27 Speaker 1 Get into what the chuck's like an ask you this question. Okay. All right. We'll go and get into what the chuck 36:33 Speaker 1 What the chuck 36:39 Speaker 1 Chuck me chuck me chuck me 36:44 Speaker 1 Chuck it real good 36:49 Speaker 1 So it's interesting that you just said that because I was you know messing around 36:53 Speaker 1 I was somebody was trying to get me to download chat GTP GPT today because I was telling them, you know how I 37:00 Speaker 1 How I like I like AI, but I don't really know how to use it 37:04 Speaker 1 So anyway, I was some for some reason I I typed in the chat GPT 37:10 Speaker 1 the hardest questions to answer, right? 37:13 Speaker 1 Because I was like trying to figure out 37:14 Speaker 1 like how good AI is. 37:16 Speaker 1 I guess it's like what's the purpose of life? 37:18 Speaker 1 Kinda, but there was two of them that I was very, 37:22 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna get them right here. 37:26 Speaker 1 Oh, here we go. 37:27 Speaker 1 If money did not exist, what would you do all day? 37:34 Speaker 1 Probably farm and kill people that are, 37:39 Speaker 1 I mean that's what it was before you know money was only invented so you didn't have to do everything and so you didn't kill each other for stuff 37:47 Speaker 1 Okay, so you're saying like you're not looking at it as a 37:51 Speaker 1 Now and your life's just perfect and you don't have to have money because you just have everything so you can go to the grocery 37:56 Speaker 1 You can get everything everything's just free. Yeah, essentially. Yeah, I mean you really not work like that 38:00 Speaker 1 You go buy a head of lettuce. So you know how many fucking man hours went into harvesting that head of lettuce, you know 38:06 Speaker 1 Okay, you would have to fart. Lutely you just have to fart 38:09 Speaker 1 Farm and hunt that's all you have to do and shoot people that try to take your shit 38:12 Speaker 1 All right, well you made that one seem really easy. Let's see if you can get the last one this one this one last one 38:17 Speaker 1 There's only been two yeah, I'm only doing to I'm not gonna give you the whole all the whole list 38:20 Speaker 1 It's crazy 38:22 Speaker 1 What part of your daily routine would you miss the most if your life changed tomorrow? 38:31 Speaker 1 Am I not a life where I don't have to take a morning shit 38:34 Speaker 1 What a morning shit. I mean everyone loves a morning shit, right? 38:38 Speaker 1 I don't think that's ever gonna stop. Oh 38:43 Speaker 1 I think I would miss 38:45 Speaker 1 I don't know cutting the grass maybe 38:49 Speaker 1 Nice, you know, I don't want to cut grass for a living but every now and then you know every two weeks you got it 38:54 Speaker 1 You just like I've got therapy you know listen to music and I can drink beer and cruise around 39:00 Speaker 1 Okay, you ever do you ever miss cutting grass because you know I cut my grass now 39:05 Speaker 1 You got like fucking like two squares of grass. 39:09 Speaker 1 That's what I love about it. 39:10 Speaker 1 It takes me. 39:11 Speaker 1 Easiest thing on earth. 39:13 Speaker 1 I would totally miss that because it's so it's it's it's it's ugly. 39:17 Speaker 1 I do it in 20 minutes. 39:18 Speaker 1 It looks great. 39:19 Speaker 1 It's like it's so like I like to reward being able to accomplish something, you know, and then you got you can look at it. 39:24 Speaker 1 All right. 39:25 Speaker 1 I'll ask you these ones. 39:26 Speaker 1 These are logic and paradoxes. 39:28 Speaker 1 Oh, I love. 39:29 Speaker 1 If you. 39:31 Speaker 1 All right. 39:34 Speaker 1 All right, what is the true color of a mirror? 39:38 Speaker 1 True color of a mirror is whatever you give to it. 39:43 Speaker 1 What? 39:44 Speaker 1 Well, technically a true color of a mirror is just 39:48 Speaker 1 like granite gray color until you polish it 39:50 Speaker 1 and then it becomes reflective. 39:52 Speaker 1 So a true color of a mirror is gray, grayish. 39:56 Speaker 1 Okay, I won't argue that. 39:57 Speaker 1 If a Cyclops closes its eye, is it winking or blinking? 40:02 Speaker 1 I believe it's it's gotta be blinkin. I mean you can't and you know you gotta have two eyes for it to be wink 40:12 Speaker 1 When you picture a memory in your head are you looking through your own eyes or watching yourself from the outside? 40:19 Speaker 1 I am usually 40:22 Speaker 1 Looking through my own eyes for the most part see I'm not I'm like a fly on the wall 40:27 Speaker 1 We're just like looking above and seeing everybody doing stuff and I see me doing it 40:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I'm normally just I remember myself in a scenario and then I just like visualize what was going on in that scenario. 40:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, see, I'm always I'm always like the I'm just standing there watching. 40:44 Speaker 1 Maybe like your own angel. That's why I have so many problems. 40:46 Speaker 1 It's probably it. 40:48 Speaker 1 I was like, somehow I got swapped up. I don't have a real angel watching me. I'm like watching myself. This is a major problem. 40:54 Speaker 1 My life's like a problem. 40:56 Speaker 1 And I can only watch myself from 20 years ago, which is a big problem. Okay. 40:59 Speaker 1 I'm going to need to at least get closer in time here. 41:02 Speaker 1 the last one for logic and paradoxes if you try to fail and you succeed did you fail or did you succeed 41:12 Speaker 1 if you try to fail like you purposely throw a game 41:16 Speaker 1 of 41:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're betting on yourself to you know lose and you lose. Yeah, you succeeded 41:24 Speaker 1 This is exceeded and losing yes, I think so I think you're right on that. Yeah, so that's these are just yeah 41:31 Speaker 1 You're getting deep there for a second, you know 41:32 Speaker 1 So I just thought I'd break those out. That's AI for you. Those are the truth and paradoxes and nobody knows of the paradoxes 41:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, you see those you got those AI responses and they're like so retarded and I always wonder like is AI just like 41:45 Speaker 1 We just get the the models that are retarded so that people are like there's no way this is taking over 41:50 Speaker 1 I feel like I like the real ones 41:51 Speaker 1 They're like actually doing crazy computations and everything like that and we're just like oh, they're not a big deal 41:56 Speaker 1 These guys can't even count the fucking a hundred 42:00 Speaker 1 What's wrong no I'd yawn dude it came out of nowhere. I'm so tired. I'm like why do you got carbon oxide or you got radon? 42:06 Speaker 1 No, it's not is that what makes you tired? No, I think carbon oxide makes tired. Yeah, we're right on be careful 42:12 Speaker 1 Dude, could you imagine if I had a carbon oxide leak yesterday and I not have gotten rid of my family and the the firebreak 42:20 Speaker 1 You might have that's why I definitely got you a condolences letter for your father. This has not died 42:24 Speaker 1 You probably had like some kind of weird flashback and just like yeah, oh the carbon oxide made him think like oh my god 42:30 Speaker 1 We gotta go to touch dance funeral today. He's not he's not home yet. Is he I don't know 42:34 Speaker 1 I haven't heard that all go crazy. So I'm guessing not he probably succumbed to his his intake 42:38 Speaker 1 He's on the side of the road right now dead beyond the wheel 42:41 Speaker 1 Oh Jesus Christ. 42:43 Speaker 1 Well, Chuck, he was leaving your house and I thought with a family, you're gonna have to pay it for the funeral. 42:47 Speaker 1 I'm not worried about that. August is a little dude. We put him in like a cardboard box or something. 42:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's getting a new Christmas tree this Christmas and just put him in that box. 42:55 Speaker 1 Is he still dating somebody by the way? 42:58 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, same girl that was at the event and everything. 43:00 Speaker 1 Does she listen to the show? 43:02 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 43:05 Speaker 1 Maybe. Unless you watch all the social media videos and everything. I don't know about the show though. 43:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. What? I cashed him saying he's saying, oh, it's not my place. Oh, because he's talking. 43:18 Speaker 1 He was like, we're talking about older women. And he's, and he told me about this girl. 43:23 Speaker 1 He dated that was like 40. Oh, yeah, she knows all about her. Yeah. Dude, it was the 43:28 Speaker 1 greatest toy I've ever heard because he's like, he's like, she was so amazing. And I 43:33 Speaker 1 saw how long you stay with her. He goes, I mean, she has kids. So, you know, I just 43:36 Speaker 1 like spend a lot of time with her for a short period of time. 43:39 Speaker 1 And then I saw her loose. 43:41 Speaker 1 It's like what in his dad, his dad's the one who gave me advice on like what to do, 43:45 Speaker 1 essentially like have your fun and then get out. 43:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 43:50 Speaker 1 Dude, the way, oh my God, it was funny. 43:52 Speaker 1 We had a good talk about that last night. 43:54 Speaker 1 Well, good. 43:54 Speaker 1 I'm glad you had a good time. 43:55 Speaker 1 I think he's going, is he coming back next week or no? 43:57 Speaker 1 Still working up there? 43:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:59 Speaker 1 Tell him 100 bucks every time. 44:01 Speaker 1 That's it. 44:02 Speaker 1 Look at that. 44:02 Speaker 1 Cheesecake factory. 44:03 Speaker 1 I'll be eating there fucking every night of the week now. 44:04 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go fucking always get me the gift card man. What are you talking about now? You gotta go out there, but 44:10 Speaker 1 You know, I saw you know, I really 44:12 Speaker 1 log into my personal 44:15 Speaker 1 Facebook account and when I do I'm just like a 44:18 Speaker 1 It's like a barrage of just like people that 44:20 Speaker 1 Just posting their own personal opinions and their rants and everything like that 44:24 Speaker 1 Well, I logged back into my personal account for the first time in probably a month 44:28 Speaker 1 Yesterday a couple days ago and the first post I see is dear Charles 44:32 Speaker 1 uh... ran 44:34 Speaker 1 pissed off about michigan about their sports about everything going on 44:37 Speaker 1 and i think it was mainly targeted towards the jimmy or gibb situation 44:42 Speaker 1 and 44:42 Speaker 1 and i don't quite know where you're coming out with that one because i saw you 44:46 Speaker 1 attacked our 44:47 Speaker 1 sweet beige on robinson who's the number one uh... run back in the nfl so 44:50 Speaker 1 do you want to elaborate what's going on there 44:52 Speaker 1 it makes me sick do i'm tired of all of it 44:54 Speaker 1 i'm top the 44:55 Speaker 1 you know obviously 44:57 Speaker 1 mlb 44:58 Speaker 1 is doing mlb's doing we're not gonna have a baseball season next year there will 45:01 Speaker 1 be no baseball in 2027 because they will never come to an agreement between the owners and 45:06 Speaker 1 the players because all they want to do is pay pay pay and only two teams don't want a salary 45:12 Speaker 1 cap. Can you guess which two teams don't want a salary cap? 45:15 Speaker 1 I would guess the Yankees and the Dodgers. You're a genius. You just got a school ball, right? 45:20 Speaker 1 You're best fucking over there. I said I said to my dad the other day. You've probably 45:26 Speaker 1 seen it where Michael Jackson's walking through like the museum. He's like, I want that. 45:30 Speaker 1 I want that about that about this and it was like LA Dodgers like different players on 45:35 Speaker 1 it. 45:36 Speaker 1 Is this outage? 45:37 Speaker 1 Is she walking? 45:38 Speaker 1 You're like, I want that player. 45:39 Speaker 1 That what have I bought this one now? 45:40 Speaker 1 I want that one too. 45:42 Speaker 1 Well, I know I know it sounds stupid, but you know, baseball is not fair anymore. 45:46 Speaker 1 And it's like, you know, at least the NFL, the NBA, they have salary caps are trying 45:49 Speaker 1 to keep it fair. 45:50 Speaker 1 Now, what made me mad about the Jameer Gibbs situation who Jameer Gibbs, I know you don't 45:56 Speaker 1 want to admit this Brandon is the best running back in the NFL. 46:00 Speaker 1 Now, Bijon Robinson's good. 46:02 Speaker 1 I'm not going to say he's not. 46:03 Speaker 1 By numbers and stats, Bijon is the number one running back. 46:07 Speaker 1 Numbers and stats, he is the number one. 46:09 Speaker 1 Well, numbers and stats, and Smith 46:10 Speaker 1 was better than Barry Sanders. 46:12 Speaker 1 Not true. 46:12 Speaker 1 OK. 46:13 Speaker 1 So what? 46:13 Speaker 1 Oh, it's cool. 46:14 Speaker 1 Either way, my point is they paid Bijon $75 million 46:21 Speaker 1 for a running back. 46:23 Speaker 1 For four years, right? 46:24 Speaker 1 For four years. 46:24 Speaker 1 When you have no quarterback, you have no quarterback. 46:28 Speaker 1 No. 46:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:30 Speaker 1 And you're paying $5 million to a running back because he what? 46:33 Speaker 1 Cause he threatened to hold out. 46:34 Speaker 1 So why do you think we're paying the best running back in the least? 46:37 Speaker 1 I have five millions because we don't have a quarterback. 46:39 Speaker 1 We need someone to hand the ball off to and just fucking run that 46:42 Speaker 1 bitch at the middle. 46:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 46:43 Speaker 1 But the problem is with running backs and everybody knows this, a running 46:46 Speaker 1 back in the NFL has a very, very short short lifespan. 46:50 Speaker 1 They, they're just, they're, they're wheels fall off. 46:52 Speaker 1 Everybody knows that you run them. 46:54 Speaker 1 You run them into the ground. 46:55 Speaker 1 Get rid of them. 46:56 Speaker 1 That's what they are. 46:56 Speaker 1 They're running backs. 46:57 Speaker 1 So for Jameer Gibbs to now behold now which today I saw he was he's walking he's walking down the field 47:05 Speaker 1 And all these sports writers come up with their like Jimmy are you hold now? 47:09 Speaker 1 And you go are you when are you gonna go to practice? He goes? 47:12 Speaker 1 I don't know and like well, you know is it all is it about the money is it about your is about your contract? 47:18 Speaker 1 And he said it's not about that and they said what is it about ordered and he goes? I don't know 47:23 Speaker 1 It's about the money obviously that's the entire the entirety of the NFL you beat your body up for you know 20 years 47:32 Speaker 1 going you know Pee-wee and 47:34 Speaker 1 Middle school and high school football in college. I mean your body is fucking destroyed 47:38 Speaker 1 The goal is to get the NFL play for at least five years so you can get at least some check for all the damage 47:44 Speaker 1 You did to your body. So yeah, I think it is about money for the most part 47:47 Speaker 1 Because I think they are probably the you had the least longevity out of any sport franchise in the NFL 47:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I would say that. 47:56 Speaker 1 But the problem with Jameer is if the Lions pay him, 47:59 Speaker 1 like the Falcons paid Bijon, the Lions are doomed. 48:03 Speaker 1 They're done. 48:04 Speaker 1 You put that kind of money into a running back. 48:06 Speaker 1 You can't pay one player, that kind of money, 48:08 Speaker 1 and then say, oh, well, we'll be okay. 48:10 Speaker 1 No, you're not. 48:11 Speaker 1 You're running back, so you know what? 48:13 Speaker 1 Bijon might put up 2,000 yards this season. 48:16 Speaker 1 Doesn't matter, because he has no offense around him, 48:18 Speaker 1 because he's got all the money. 48:20 Speaker 1 And if they do that with Jameer Gibbs, so help me God. 48:23 Speaker 1 I'm done. 48:24 Speaker 1 I'm done. 48:25 Speaker 1 I've done with the NFL. 48:25 Speaker 1 I'm done with MLB. 48:26 Speaker 1 I'm gonna have to start watching hockey 48:27 Speaker 1 and fricking soccer. 48:30 Speaker 1 We got a fucking, 48:31 Speaker 1 I mean, we got a hell of a fucking receiving core around us. 48:33 Speaker 1 And we got Kyle Pitt, Drake London, Zachariah Branchew, 48:36 Speaker 1 still on his rookie contract, 48:37 Speaker 1 obviously for the next two years. 48:39 Speaker 1 I think our receiving core is dialed in 48:42 Speaker 1 and running back to dialed in as well. 48:44 Speaker 1 We just got to get someone to throw the ball. 48:46 Speaker 1 We got one guy that's heard us back 48:48 Speaker 1 and mentally retarded to another guy 48:50 Speaker 1 that's left handed as well, 48:52 Speaker 1 that wants to break every fucking leg man 48:54 Speaker 1 and it's fucking leg every three weeks. 48:56 Speaker 1 Like what the fuck are you doing? 48:57 Speaker 1 How are you still hurting shit? 48:58 Speaker 1 Then we got the dude from Montana State. 49:02 Speaker 1 Now we got Cooper Rush. 49:03 Speaker 1 But I think it's to a point where you get to a situation 49:07 Speaker 1 like at what point can the quarterback not be that good 49:11 Speaker 1 if you do have good receivers? 49:12 Speaker 1 Like at what point can you just like someone, 49:15 Speaker 1 like one of us go out there and just throw the ball? 49:17 Speaker 1 I think if you've got a good receiving court, 49:19 Speaker 1 you don't have to have the greatest of a quarterback. 49:21 Speaker 1 I think with Tom Brady, he was so great because he constantly had shitty fucking receiving 49:25 Speaker 1 core for a lot of his years, but he was just such a good quarterback that he could work 49:29 Speaker 1 with it. 49:30 Speaker 1 I think now that, at least for the Falcons, we've got good players. 49:34 Speaker 1 We got good playmakers. 49:35 Speaker 1 We just need someone to give them the ball and I don't think it's going to be that hard 49:38 Speaker 1 to give them the ball with them being that good. 49:40 Speaker 1 I don't think compared to the other teams in the NFL, I think the Falcons offense, not including 49:45 Speaker 1 quarterback, your mid tier, your mid tier. 49:48 Speaker 1 I mean, there's teams out there that have weapons, man. 49:51 Speaker 1 Weapons everywhere, and they have a quarterback. 49:54 Speaker 1 Now, there's teams that are in your situation. 49:56 Speaker 1 Dallas Cowboys, perfect example, right? 49:59 Speaker 1 Dak Prescott's terrible. 50:00 Speaker 1 He is absolutely garbage, all right? 50:03 Speaker 1 But they got weapons. 50:05 Speaker 1 It doesn't work for them. 50:06 Speaker 1 They never make it. 50:07 Speaker 1 So I think it's the quarterback. 50:09 Speaker 1 You look at every great team that's in the NFL right now, 50:11 Speaker 1 what do they all have in common? 50:12 Speaker 1 Except for the Seattle Seahawks, that was a fluke. 50:15 Speaker 1 Darnold is not that good, okay? 50:17 Speaker 1 I don't know how they made it. 50:18 Speaker 1 back owns to the same situation the same sentence i mean he's he's an ass quarterback 50:22 Speaker 1 he just had some weapons around him in new england 50:25 Speaker 1 uh 50:26 Speaker 1 are you i think i think i think i think you got 50:29 Speaker 1 i'm not gonna say you're lucky something was going on maybe it was very bold i don't know why 50:33 Speaker 1 new england was so good last season i don't think they're gonna repeat it though i don't think 50:36 Speaker 1 they're gonna be that good no i don't think so either i think he was just porking uh 50:40 Speaker 1 diana racini you know getting all the fucking insider details while he's fucking coming on her face 50:45 Speaker 1 Is he in trouble? 50:46 Speaker 1 That's so toss up because like, you know, the NFL is like, I mean, you know, they're 50:51 Speaker 1 fucking they're not coworkers and they're fucking, you know, that we really care and 50:54 Speaker 1 the people are like, you should care that like, all right, we'll care a little bit. 50:57 Speaker 1 You know, Roger Goodell is like, we're gonna do something. 50:58 Speaker 1 You know, we're gonna tell them he can't play the first three preseason games or something. 51:02 Speaker 1 He can't coach. 51:03 Speaker 1 But after that, he's fucking playing. 51:04 Speaker 1 All right. 51:05 Speaker 1 He can fuck whoever's wife he wants if he keeps getting us to the Super Bowl. 51:08 Speaker 1 Yeah. 51:09 Speaker 1 I mean, he's a good coach. 51:10 Speaker 1 I don't know about a good husband, but he's a good coach. 51:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I feel like one of those points, you know, you had to decide, you know, you want to be a good coach 51:17 Speaker 1 Or you want to be a good husband, you know, like what do you mean? 51:19 Speaker 1 That's not an ultimatum. You can be both 51:23 Speaker 1 Well, it's really hard and you're taking your time away from one or the other, you know 51:28 Speaker 1 If you're a good coach, you're not a good husband at home for the most part 51:31 Speaker 1 You're never there and if you're a good husband, you're not on the field with your team and you're losing 51:36 Speaker 1 That's like what's his face? 51:38 Speaker 1 Who's the head coach of Miami that went over to be the head coach for Jerry Jones and they won all those super bowls back in the day 51:44 Speaker 1 What was the name? He's on the ESPN all the time and everything 51:48 Speaker 1 Jimmy Johnson yes, yes him. He you know he went to Dallas. He was he started out there after Miami 51:56 Speaker 1 He got Michael Irving on and everything 51:58 Speaker 1 He was married for like 25 years and he told her like this is more important than our marriage 52:02 Speaker 1 I got a divorce show and he just lived on 52:04 Speaker 1 at Dallas Cowboys Stadium. 52:07 Speaker 1 They just lived there and he created the greatest, 52:09 Speaker 1 you know, three run, three year run, four year run franchise 52:12 Speaker 1 that there was and would you sacrifice a marriage 52:17 Speaker 1 to be the greatest head coach in the 90s? 52:19 Speaker 1 I think I would. 52:20 Speaker 1 No, no, did you ever hear the story about Michael Irvin 52:23 Speaker 1 that came out recently about what he did in training camp? 52:28 Speaker 1 No, much of cocaine? 52:29 Speaker 1 No, close. 52:31 Speaker 1 He must have been so I guess, 52:32 Speaker 1 So when the, this is this story just came out. 52:34 Speaker 1 I'm meant to talk to you about this cause it's absolutely insane. 52:37 Speaker 1 And all the players are now coming out and talking about it. 52:40 Speaker 1 So they were doing their, uh, their summer care, their, their training camp, 52:44 Speaker 1 somewhere in Texas, whatever, but they had to go away to do it. 52:47 Speaker 1 So what they do is they bring in a barber and that barber did all the players 52:52 Speaker 1 hair. So he was really good at fades, things like that. 52:55 Speaker 1 So they bring him in. 52:56 Speaker 1 It's after they get done, uh, practice one day. 52:59 Speaker 1 There's like 10 players in there waiting to get their haircut. 53:01 Speaker 1 one of the linemen sit down and he's getting his haircut. 53:04 Speaker 1 And Michael Irvin walks in and goes, get up. 53:07 Speaker 1 And he goes, what are you talking about? 53:08 Speaker 1 He goes, get up, get out of my seat. 53:10 Speaker 1 I'm getting my haircut. 53:11 Speaker 1 And he goes, no, I'm not gonna move. 53:13 Speaker 1 So the guy wouldn't move. 53:15 Speaker 1 Irvin has a freaking meltdown, 53:18 Speaker 1 grabs the scissors that the barber's using 53:22 Speaker 1 and stabs the lineman in the neck. 53:24 Speaker 1 Oh, he has scissors. 53:25 Speaker 1 Wow. 53:26 Speaker 1 Dude, they call 911. 53:28 Speaker 1 Like, this is huge thing. 53:30 Speaker 1 And Jerry Jones was able to get it all covered up and they paid that 53:34 Speaker 1 lineman. He said, because the lineman was the one doing the interview, 53:37 Speaker 1 I think he got paid. It was like $2 million to not say anything and not 53:41 Speaker 1 report it. It's crazy. 53:43 Speaker 1 Would you get stabbed in the shoulder for $2 million and not say anything? 53:46 Speaker 1 Yes. I would get stabbed in the show. If I was going to live, 53:49 Speaker 1 if you told me I was going to live, I would get stabbed in the neck for 53:53 Speaker 1 $500,000. 53:55 Speaker 1 I heard here first next event if you got 500,000 you stabbed Chuck in the next don't hit the joke 54:01 Speaker 1 Because I don't I don't know if I'm gonna die or not you can't you can't promise you I'm not gonna die 54:06 Speaker 1 Oh, oh he died. Well, let's say you're gonna buy a thousand alright. Well next we've got don't give brothers Baron coming up 54:16 Speaker 1 But you're almost there you almost had it 54:20 Speaker 1 You're not gonna make it a breathe for a little bit longer, but no we got the first preseason game 54:26 Speaker 1 I think today at time of this recording. 54:30 Speaker 1 Really? 54:31 Speaker 1 The things between the Panthers and the Cardinals, I believe, the Hall of Fame game, or whatever 54:34 Speaker 1 they call it, which I don't know why those two would ever be in the same sentence as Hall of Fame. 54:38 Speaker 1 I really don't know. 54:39 Speaker 1 That's a banger right there, yeah. 54:41 Speaker 1 But no, I'm excited. 54:42 Speaker 1 I'm excited for football to come back, and I just found out today that I'm not too... 54:46 Speaker 1 So I got three weddings to go to this year. I got my buddies Connor and Megan's. 54:51 Speaker 1 They actually did a Friday wedding, which I was very appreciative of, 54:55 Speaker 1 of us because it's uh... the next day we play arkansas uh... george does is not 54:59 Speaker 1 going to be 55:00 Speaker 1 a huge game but i would like to watch that without having to watch people 55:03 Speaker 1 walk down the aisle 55:06 Speaker 1 and then two weeks later we got my buddy sam kardin and uh... christina 55:10 Speaker 1 and of christine sorry i got a new beat up on that one but uh... christine 55:15 Speaker 1 uh... 55:16 Speaker 1 guess what fucking game of their getting married on 55:19 Speaker 1 just guess as a george fan 55:21 Speaker 1 for sure to get a little bit of a 55:23 Speaker 1 shot 55:24 Speaker 1 and 55:25 Speaker 1 it's so bad 55:26 Speaker 1 the local the wedding start to five and i i'm imagining that is to be determined 55:31 Speaker 1 that i would imagine it's a eight o'clock game or seven thirty 55:33 Speaker 1 that night at alabama 55:35 Speaker 1 but i think some of the ways like 55:37 Speaker 1 look we're gonna have to be okay or have to be where we are just chill out 55:40 Speaker 1 but they got the 55:41 Speaker 1 rather than waiting 55:42 Speaker 1 all why would you do that 55:43 Speaker 1 people people get married i'm sorry if you can't get married you you've been 55:47 Speaker 1 married whatever 55:48 Speaker 1 If you get married, my biggest pet pet is when you get married on a holiday. 55:53 Speaker 1 That's my biggest pet pet. 55:54 Speaker 1 Oh, my fucking my buddy Josh. 55:56 Speaker 1 I was with the day. 55:57 Speaker 1 They got married the day before the Super Bowl. 56:00 Speaker 1 But he's doing it. 56:01 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 56:02 Speaker 1 What are you doing? 56:03 Speaker 1 See, I mean, like, like one of Megan's friends got married on the 4th of July. 56:08 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 56:08 Speaker 1 And I had to drive all the way to Pennsylvania to go to a wedding on the 4th 56:13 Speaker 1 of July. 56:14 Speaker 1 And then they got divorced like three months ago. 56:17 Speaker 1 I almost. 56:18 Speaker 1 I almost posted that it was like that's what you get for stealing my entire holiday, okay? 56:24 Speaker 1 Because what are you doing? What wins all Sanversary? Oh 56:31 Speaker 1 Second it's like September 11 nothing big happened on that day 56:38 Speaker 1 It's September 2nd. I believe might be September 3rd. Let's come up quick 56:41 Speaker 1 Yes, come quick, but that's good to this like in the summer kids are back in school 56:44 Speaker 1 You know nothing big's going on really 56:48 Speaker 1 College really hadn't started yet. Maybe it started you know 56:51 Speaker 1 I think it starts like a couple weeks later than that so you're good. No sports are going on 56:54 Speaker 1 I've always thought about though like a 56:56 Speaker 1 Late spring or like a summer wedding that way you can just take your normal family vacation 57:00 Speaker 1 I also call it a fucking anniversary when you go out and there's nothing going on 57:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's smart. So if you if you could pull it off the end of July that'd be perfect 57:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, nothing's going on you just you know get ready for Thanksgiving in Halloween 57:13 Speaker 1 I mean, I really score because the kids are all out of school and they've been out of school long enough where they like don't talk to any of their friends anymore. 57:20 Speaker 1 And they're not back in school yet so they don't have new friends so like every birthday party would be nobody. 57:25 Speaker 1 So you just pretty much have like you and the kid. 57:28 Speaker 1 Wait, why would you have an anniversary party? Why would you have a B-Day party for your anniversary? 57:32 Speaker 1 Oh, well I'm talking about having kids at that time too. 57:34 Speaker 1 Oh, did you play? Oh, you almost got it with Savannah, right? 57:38 Speaker 1 Oh, close man. August 30th, August 30th, so birthday. 57:41 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I see now now she's back in school. 57:44 Speaker 1 So for her birthday, she's gonna have all these friends, dude. 57:47 Speaker 1 You know, like big part of it. 57:49 Speaker 1 And she just met four weeks ago, you know, she's like, 57:53 Speaker 1 that I'm biting all my friends. 57:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, who are these people? 57:56 Speaker 1 And then six months later, she's now talking to them. 57:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I like the pool, at least, you know, we had a good time. 58:04 Speaker 1 But no, I'm ready for football. 58:06 Speaker 1 I'm ready for the fair again. 58:08 Speaker 1 You know, we're just getting in the fall. 58:09 Speaker 1 We're done with summer. The fair is always fun. Y'all got a good fair up there near you? 58:14 Speaker 1 No. Really? Really? I guess the coming... I guess the coming fair in foresight is a big deal. 58:20 Speaker 1 I mean it's huge, but I don't know because it's crazy. Yeah, it is good. Wow, but there's nothing 58:26 Speaker 1 better than like walking around, watching the game on your phone. And like down here we have like 58:30 Speaker 1 tents set up. Like AT&T provides tents. It's just the game. They got like small bleachers and you 58:36 Speaker 1 You can just sit there and watch college football all day and they got them all around the fucking 58:40 Speaker 1 Fairgrounds and everything like that you get some food watching the game you get that you're still sweating a little bit 58:45 Speaker 1 Like your armpits are drippin, but you still got like some cool air blowing across your face 58:48 Speaker 1 You're like oh, yeah, baby. We're getting there. We're getting the fall. They're expensive too. Oh 58:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, they are what I guess if you bring a bunch of kids 58:55 Speaker 1 I don't know but usually I just go by myself. It's like five dollars to get in twenty five dollars for them limited rides. Oh 59:00 Speaker 1 Well, you go you go to the fair alone 59:02 Speaker 1 No, no, but I'm not I'm not paying for other people to get in I go with other people, but they have their own yeah 59:10 Speaker 1 No, we used to go when we were young yeah, we weren't considered pedophiles then you know you do whatever you want 59:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, now now you're like hey any single riders want to ride with me on the tilt a whirl under 12 59:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, isn't that crazy like when you're at 15 like 59:27 Speaker 1 Your opportunities are endless 59:28 Speaker 1 I mean you had anybody below you and anybody above you and then you get older you're like man. I can't do that 59:33 Speaker 1 What are you talking you don't have anybody under you? 59:38 Speaker 1 Or if you're 15 what age of consent isn't it I think it's 17 59:43 Speaker 1 For sure, I thought it was 15, but but let's say it is 15. What are you trying to get at? 59:48 Speaker 1 There's you can't go to nine. You can't date a nine-year-old 59:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, not ideally, but I mean you could date like a you know 13 14, but you could also go all the way up to like 25 59:57 Speaker 1 I don't know you can't 59:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, if you're a dude and you keep it quiet you can 1:00:05 Speaker 1 Okay 1:00:07 Speaker 1 Yeah legally not but what guy what girl would want a date of 15 year old kid when she's 25 1:00:13 Speaker 1 I don't know you tell you fucking 19 or something 1:00:19 Speaker 1 You can lie your age all the time you know when you're young because you can't ever tell kids because Michelle Obama started putting all that bullshit in our milk 1:00:25 Speaker 1 back in the day we were drinking it and now we're like all you know grown up in 1:00:29 Speaker 1 fucking eighth grade like what the fuck like the dude looks crazy he fucking 1:00:33 Speaker 1 dude fucking 6'2 and 190 pounds how's this possible I know when I did Carter's 1:00:37 Speaker 1 orientation one of the kids in his class like you know Carter's big I mean 1:00:41 Speaker 1 Carter's wearing a size 10 freaking he's pretty big and this kid walks in he made 1:00:47 Speaker 1 He looks small and he's in Carter's class. I'm looking up to him 1:00:54 Speaker 1 Crazy man. It's crazy. And of course I'm like, hey, man. You play baseball. He's like no 1:00:59 Speaker 1 I play basketball. I was like, ah 1:01:01 Speaker 1 It's like if you come to my pool, I'm gonna have to get like another 200 gallons to put back in there 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Seriously, he's a big boy. Oh, I completely forgot speak about the foot side with the cleats and everything back there are dicks 1:01:11 Speaker 1 I couldn't find it 1:01:13 Speaker 1 There's a hundred fucking kids in there getting their back to school shoes and everything and I'm like looking over at cleats and everything 1:01:17 Speaker 1 Uh, and I forgot that typically soccer players their feet are very small. They're very small people for the most part 1:01:23 Speaker 1 So the highest size they have an academy or Dix is only ten and a half 1:01:28 Speaker 1 So I gotta order my I gotta order some online. That's what I was gonna bring up at the time 1:01:32 Speaker 1 I gotta get 11 because the ten and a half is just fucking killing me 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Why don't you just get ten and a half and squeeze into oh? 1:01:38 Speaker 1 I squeeze into the day and my fucking toe was busting out the front 1:01:42 Speaker 1 Bad it was real bad. So I gotta get 11s some materials 1:01:45 Speaker 1 Uh, so I don't break my ankle maybe get a little back into shape 1:01:49 Speaker 1 Because I still got a lot of buddies that I'll play with back in the day that are liking G leagues or whatever the fuck it is 1:01:54 Speaker 1 I don't even know what they call them. I don't even know what it is, but I just figured to be a good way to get back in the shape 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Why are you laughing at me? It's the dork man. It's weird. Yeah, I am. I am. That's why you love me. All right 1:02:09 Speaker 1 We appreciate you everybody listening 1:02:11 Speaker 1 We're gonna get some new I'm gonna get new camera and Chuck's gonna keep his from fucking rotating every time we fucking blinks 1:02:16 Speaker 1 They're turns his eyes or plays with his wiener down there. Yeah, we saw that too. Oh now it first 1:02:22 Speaker 1 All right, I'll check you anything from get on that hill. No man. I'm good. I'm tired of going to bed 1:02:26 Speaker 1 I'll be I'll be awake for tomorrow. Okay. All right. Let's go. We'll see tomorrow, but