Take Me To The Drugs EP-361 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-08-05
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My name is Brandon Thresh. 1:06 Speaker 1 The Daily Dojo over there is Massa Chuk-Chaw's Iron Fist. 1:10 Speaker 1 How's the slave trade going buddy? 1:12 Speaker 1 You know what man? It's nice having some help around the house. 1:15 Speaker 1 I'll be honest. 1:16 Speaker 1 I didn't realize they were gonna be so helpful. 1:19 Speaker 1 It was it was they were so much help that August last night actually said, 1:22 Speaker 1 you know, I'm just really tired. 1:25 Speaker 1 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 1:27 Speaker 1 He was like nine. 1:28 Speaker 1 He's done work all day and then slaved away at the house. 1:32 Speaker 1 Cleaning up dog shit and everything truck sending me videos and everything when we get it all compiled and put together for the end of the 1:37 Speaker 1 Week here of all the chores there do it, but it looks like they're doing a good job 1:40 Speaker 1 I saw he was playing with playing with the playing with your kids some weird made-up game 1:44 Speaker 1 Mm-hmm shut the box. Yeah, he got stuck doing that and then it was funny because after Sydney beat him 1:50 Speaker 1 10 times in a row 1:53 Speaker 1 He goes he's like he's like do you have any other games we can play and so we busted out Uno and 1:59 Speaker 1 And, uh, and he lost like four games in a row and Carter jumps in on that. 2:02 Speaker 1 Right. 2:02 Speaker 1 So Carter's just beating him every time in August. 2:04 Speaker 1 It's like, and you know, he's, you can tell he doesn't spend a lot of time around 2:08 Speaker 1 kids because he's just like, you know, cuss, like spontaneously. 2:12 Speaker 1 Fuck. 2:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 2:13 Speaker 1 Just keeps losing. 2:15 Speaker 1 But the best one was, um, before he went to bed, he, he go, you know, so in case 2:19 Speaker 1 anybody's listening, they don't know August, uh, Deaf August is staying with me 2:22 Speaker 1 for a few days because he's working in John's Creek. 2:24 Speaker 1 And, um, and so he goes, uh, he goes, Hey, Chuck, I'll pay you $10. 2:29 Speaker 1 to walk in in the morning at 6.30 and just throw water in my face. 2:34 Speaker 1 And I said, I don't really think I can do that. 2:38 Speaker 1 I said, why would I do that? 2:40 Speaker 1 And he goes, because I need to get up. 2:41 Speaker 1 I said, why don't you just set an alarm? 2:43 Speaker 1 And he goes, I'm deaf. 2:45 Speaker 1 All right. 2:45 Speaker 1 So I just sleep through him. 2:47 Speaker 1 So the kids are all in the kitchen with us 2:49 Speaker 1 and Patrick, fire break, he walks in. 2:52 Speaker 1 He goes, hey, I got a vibrating bracelet. 2:55 Speaker 1 He's like, why don't you wear this 2:57 Speaker 1 and synchronize it with your phone and it'll vibrate 3:00 Speaker 1 and August in front of the kids goes, 3:03 Speaker 1 can I put it on my... 3:04 Speaker 1 Right? 3:05 Speaker 1 Damn! 3:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, he just thinks he's living in a blue collar house, 3:10 Speaker 1 but it's really just a family with kids over there. 3:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. 3:13 Speaker 1 So he makes the bracelet as small as it'll go, 3:16 Speaker 1 and it's like this big around, 3:18 Speaker 1 and he goes, it's really girthy. 3:20 Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, oh my God, dude. 3:22 Speaker 1 Like, what are we doing? 3:24 Speaker 1 But it was good. 3:25 Speaker 1 I mean, everybody had a good time. 3:27 Speaker 1 And then you know tonight 3:29 Speaker 1 You know fire breaks obviously on the he's on the air mattress. So he's been moved to the public viewing area of the zoo 3:35 Speaker 1 It looks like it looks like a zoo's like and here we have a firebake Patrick man going through a divorce and in this room 3:40 Speaker 1 We have a deaf man who's working up here and doesn't want to drive four hours a day 3:44 Speaker 1 It's all the best part. This is so embarrassing for my daughter. My daughter is 14. She went and saw spider-man 3:49 Speaker 1 Yes, she was 13 well 3:51 Speaker 1 She turns 14 in two weeks. So she's okay. She's 13 for two more weeks 3:54 Speaker 1 But she went and saw Spider-Man last night. 3:57 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 3:57 Speaker 1 Brand new day. 3:58 Speaker 1 Yes. 3:59 Speaker 1 You know, that's like a two and a half hour movie, 4:00 Speaker 1 her and her friend Cameron. 4:01 Speaker 1 And, and dude, they're both, you know, 4:03 Speaker 1 they're 14 year old girls, 13, 14 year old girls. 4:05 Speaker 1 They go to the mall, they go to the movie theater, 4:07 Speaker 1 the mom just goes and does her thing 4:08 Speaker 1 and lets them be, you know, cool, right? 4:11 Speaker 1 So she asked her friend, she goes, 4:12 Speaker 1 Hey, do you want to stay the night? 4:13 Speaker 1 You know, and none of this was cleared by me at all. 4:16 Speaker 1 And so Megan goes, Hey, Savannah's friend's 4:19 Speaker 1 gonna be staying the night. 4:20 Speaker 1 And I said, okay, well, it looks really bad 4:23 Speaker 1 that we have 20 cars in the driveway, two grown men, 4:28 Speaker 1 and Firebreak bought a new car. 4:30 Speaker 1 So now I've got two of his cars in my driveway. 4:33 Speaker 1 And then I got August's massive murder you welding truck 4:36 Speaker 1 in the driveway. 4:37 Speaker 1 It's so fucking big. 4:38 Speaker 1 So mind you, Firebreak is sleeping on the floor 4:42 Speaker 1 in our front room. 4:44 Speaker 1 So when they pulled in with the girls 4:47 Speaker 1 and the girls were walking up the driveway 4:50 Speaker 1 and the headlights were shining through the windows, 4:53 Speaker 1 Savannah said all she saw was somebody somebody from the floor pop up and they only saw his 5:00 Speaker 1 eyes peeking over the window sill because he like sat up like that. 5:04 Speaker 1 It's like a guard dog. 5:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:07 Speaker 1 She goes, who's who's on the floor in my like front room, whatever. 5:12 Speaker 1 And they walked in and of course fire breaks there and he's like, you girls have fun and 5:17 Speaker 1 her friends looking over at her like, why do you have a grown man sleeping on the floor 5:20 Speaker 1 in your front room? 5:21 Speaker 1 She's like, I don't even know why. 5:22 Speaker 1 I don't know why in the August. 5:24 Speaker 1 My dad's trying to bring back slavery or something. 5:26 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's doing. 5:28 Speaker 1 It's so stupid. 5:29 Speaker 1 So yeah, so it's fun. 5:31 Speaker 1 Megan's getting all the stuff done. 5:33 Speaker 1 She needs done. 5:34 Speaker 1 We still we have a list of stuff for him to do tonight. 5:36 Speaker 1 I'm going to be hanging out by the pool. 5:38 Speaker 1 Brandon and I are recording early because we're having a house, 5:41 Speaker 1 a fire, what's how much I'm saying? 5:44 Speaker 1 We're having a hair party. 5:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's texting me that earlier said we had to be done 5:47 Speaker 1 by 4.30. 5:48 Speaker 1 You couldn't be recording. 5:49 Speaker 1 I guess your wife's friends doesn't want to hear you scream 5:51 Speaker 1 about crazy random shit while y'all are doing a hair party. 5:54 Speaker 1 But I don't, what the fuck is the hair party? 5:56 Speaker 1 Are they cutting each other hair? 5:57 Speaker 1 They're like, doing weird hairstyles or what's going on? 5:59 Speaker 1 So she has a couple friends that do hair. 6:01 Speaker 1 I guess they're coming over, they're gonna be doing hair. 6:04 Speaker 1 You know, like the girls are getting their hair done 6:06 Speaker 1 and then these women are doing their hair. 6:08 Speaker 1 And I don't really know. 6:10 Speaker 1 All I know is that when we were in Switzerland, Megan, 6:13 Speaker 1 I caught Megan and this is, you know, 6:16 Speaker 1 11 o'clock at night. 6:17 Speaker 1 So she had a couple. 6:19 Speaker 1 And I caught her with a pair of scissors in the bathroom, 6:22 Speaker 1 cutting her own hair. 6:23 Speaker 1 Trying to make bangs? 6:25 Speaker 1 I don't know what she was trying to do, dude. 6:27 Speaker 1 All I know is I looked at it and I said, 6:28 Speaker 1 you are gonna be so mad at yourself tomorrow morning. 6:32 Speaker 1 And so like two nights later, she tells Savannah, 6:35 Speaker 1 like you've gotta fix my hair, 6:36 Speaker 1 cause she doesn't trust me. 6:38 Speaker 1 So Savannah tried, she made it worse. 6:40 Speaker 1 So now Megan's hair is like jacked, it's crooked. 6:43 Speaker 1 And you know, school starts tomorrow. 6:44 Speaker 1 So she says, she's going, oh my gosh, 6:46 Speaker 1 my biggest fear is that some kindergartener 6:49 Speaker 1 It's going to be like, Mrs. L. Why's your hair so good? 6:53 Speaker 1 Why is your hair so good? 6:55 Speaker 1 Why's your hair? Fuck Mrs. L. 6:58 Speaker 1 So she's going to fix tonight, but they're all going to be right here next to me. 7:02 Speaker 1 It starts at 4.30 and they're going to rock and roll until about 9.30. 7:06 Speaker 1 So we just going to have, oh my God, that's a long fucking time. 7:09 Speaker 1 We're going to have just fire break and deaf August is doing round sweeping up hair 7:13 Speaker 1 every 15 minutes. 7:14 Speaker 1 So the funny thing you say that. 7:16 Speaker 1 So I said, I said, Megan, I said, you get 7:19 Speaker 1 mad at me when I shaved the dog in the kitchen. 7:22 Speaker 1 And now you're gonna have all of these girls and women 7:25 Speaker 1 getting their hair cut in there. 7:26 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, dude, Patrick and August will be here. 7:31 Speaker 1 What does that mean? 7:32 Speaker 1 It was that sweetment, dude. 7:33 Speaker 1 And she goes, we'll just have them come by 7:35 Speaker 1 like every half hour and just sweep everything up 7:36 Speaker 1 and go put it in the trash. 7:37 Speaker 1 What? 7:38 Speaker 1 Like are we serious? 7:39 Speaker 1 Like I'm gonna be out at the pool hanging out. 7:41 Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah, and they can hang out with you 7:43 Speaker 1 and then just come in when they come to grab their Budlights 7:45 Speaker 1 they can just sweep up hair on the way to the trash can. 7:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, just alternate. 7:48 Speaker 1 So that's what they're going to. 7:51 Speaker 1 They're going to be out there because you love some big Bud lights. 7:53 Speaker 1 You see the picture I sent you last night, August drinking your Bud Light. 7:56 Speaker 1 Oh, no, I didn't. 7:56 Speaker 1 When did you send that to me? 7:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, he was pretty excited. 7:58 Speaker 1 I'll send it. 7:59 Speaker 1 I thought I sent it to you. 7:59 Speaker 1 I'll rescind it if I did, if it didn't go through. 8:01 Speaker 1 I don't think I got it. 8:02 Speaker 1 But he is pretty excited that he knew immediately when he saw the huge Bud 8:05 Speaker 1 Light that I pulled out of the fridge, he goes, that's Brandon's. 8:08 Speaker 1 I was like, yes, it is. 8:10 Speaker 1 Yes, that's exactly it is. 8:11 Speaker 1 So he drank that. 8:12 Speaker 1 But yeah, so so that's what they're going to be doing. 8:14 Speaker 1 So I'm going to hang out with me. 8:15 Speaker 1 And then every time they come to the fridge, they have to do a round of sweeping and then they can 8:20 Speaker 1 get their beer, then go back out and then the next one will be in charge next time. 8:23 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Got a schedule. I like that. It's working. So it's kind of, it's almost like the in-between 8:29 Speaker 1 of slavery because like the original idea of slavery was kind of bad. They treated their workers 8:33 Speaker 1 terribly. But it was it was still beneficial to both sides, I believe. One got a house, got a job, 8:39 Speaker 1 somewhere to live. The other one got everything taken care of and whatnot. And then you move into 8:43 Speaker 1 sharecropping, which is like, all right, you're free, 8:45 Speaker 1 but you pretty much still do the same stuff. 8:47 Speaker 1 You live on the land, we're gonna give you a house, 8:51 Speaker 1 live here, just farm this shit, 8:52 Speaker 1 and you're probably gonna be working for me forever 8:55 Speaker 1 unless you have a really good haul, but it worked out. 8:57 Speaker 1 Now we got new day slavery, where you don't even get a house. 9:01 Speaker 1 You know, you just gotta go work at a job for 40 hours a week 9:03 Speaker 1 and barely make ends meet, and you're not even getting a house. 9:07 Speaker 1 So modern day slavery, I would say is worse 9:09 Speaker 1 than OG slavery or sharecropping slavery, 9:12 Speaker 1 just for the fact that you don't even get a place to live 9:14 Speaker 1 and you still gotta be a slave. 9:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think you're taking out the sexual assault 9:19 Speaker 1 and the beatings that routinely occurred 9:22 Speaker 1 back then during slavery. 9:24 Speaker 1 Cause slavery, that's one of the biggest things is, 9:26 Speaker 1 and don't get me wrong. 9:27 Speaker 1 I mean, you hear stories about how, 9:30 Speaker 1 there were definitely sympathetic Southerners 9:32 Speaker 1 that had money that would take part in the slave trade 9:37 Speaker 1 to bring these slaves on just so they could give them 9:40 Speaker 1 better life because they knew obviously they'd be beaten or tortured or whatever. 9:44 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, there were some, some, there are some Southerners that you didn't hold, 9:48 Speaker 1 you didn't pull your weight. 9:49 Speaker 1 They're going to put you to death or they're just going to do whatever with you or trade 9:51 Speaker 1 you up to somebody else. 9:53 Speaker 1 So I think that would be the worst one living in that time. 9:57 Speaker 1 I, that's just my opinion. 9:59 Speaker 1 But I think now like, are you comparing fire break in August right now? 10:02 Speaker 1 Or what are you trying to compare this to? 10:04 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, a little bit kind of it's like to get a free place to live and stay. 10:08 Speaker 1 They just gotta make sure everything around the house is taken care of. 10:11 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously you'd want to amp it up more to like a farm style and then just 10:14 Speaker 1 get like little sheds out there they could live on. 10:16 Speaker 1 Cause, uh, I thought about doing that, like getting some land, 10:18 Speaker 1 putting a horse stable up there and then putting like little apartments on there 10:21 Speaker 1 and just had those horse girls just stay and live there. 10:23 Speaker 1 Like 1000 a month for you and your horse, you live in this little fucking apartment, 10:26 Speaker 1 you get your horse and all this place to ride around. 10:28 Speaker 1 I think you can have a separate bunks for like the workers that live there. 10:31 Speaker 1 It's really kind of like a yellow stone, you know, they're pretty much slaves over there. 10:35 Speaker 1 Um, they live there. 10:36 Speaker 1 They get a lot of money. 10:37 Speaker 1 You're saying slave. 10:38 Speaker 1 None of these people are slaves. 10:39 Speaker 1 They're getting paid. 10:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:41 Speaker 1 So does sharecroppers. 10:42 Speaker 1 They were still considered slaves though. 10:43 Speaker 1 No, but I mean like, oh, pairs. 10:44 Speaker 1 Like, oh, pairs are the ones that I told you. 10:45 Speaker 1 That was the word I was looking for when we were talking about women that come over 10:48 Speaker 1 from overseas and they're going to help raise your kids or just take care. 10:51 Speaker 1 They're going to nanny your kids, but you have to provide them with room and board and they 10:56 Speaker 1 come and live with you. 10:57 Speaker 1 However, I think you still got to give them some money and then they get like one day 11:01 Speaker 1 off a week. 11:02 Speaker 1 But that they're still kind of like your slave or your maid, you know what I mean? 11:04 Speaker 1 It's just kind of like exactly doesn't ranch probably the perfect example. 11:07 Speaker 1 I mean, they live there. 11:08 Speaker 1 They work there. 11:09 Speaker 1 They got to do whatever the boss tells them. 11:11 Speaker 1 If not, they take them to the train station to get killed, right? 11:13 Speaker 1 Now you do have a little bit of pocket money to walk around with, but what the hell you 11:16 Speaker 1 buy them besides food and shit. 11:17 Speaker 1 I mean, you got to get a truck when you get there. 11:19 Speaker 1 You get a bunk when you get there. 11:21 Speaker 1 They don't let you leave and go live somewhere else. 11:22 Speaker 1 You got to live on the farm, but it works out great for everybody in the situation. 11:25 Speaker 1 So I think the word slavery just scares people. 11:28 Speaker 1 And I think we need to bring a little bit of a back. 11:30 Speaker 1 And I think it would help a lot of people. 11:31 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:32 Speaker 1 I think that's weird. 11:33 Speaker 1 You know, usually words you say, I get a weird feeling when you say some words. 11:38 Speaker 1 Like there are some words that you just say that make me feel dirty inside, but you like 11:42 Speaker 1 slave word. 11:43 Speaker 1 No, no, no, I think slavery. 11:46 Speaker 1 I think slavery isn't a is a bad. 11:48 Speaker 1 I don't think that's like a bad negative word. 11:50 Speaker 1 I think that's history, right? 11:51 Speaker 1 Like we need to remember history, just like the Holocaust or, you know, because I would 11:55 Speaker 1 compare, I don't want to make anybody angry right now. 11:59 Speaker 1 But I mean, when you look at events such as slavery, I think you can compare them heavily 12:05 Speaker 1 to the Holocaust. 12:06 Speaker 1 Those events. 12:07 Speaker 1 Those news weren't doing anything though. 12:08 Speaker 1 They weren't working. 12:09 Speaker 1 And we're being productive is the problem. 12:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, they were. 12:12 Speaker 1 They were being forced into labor camps. 12:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they had like water parks and everything and they had like soccer teams and what not. 12:18 Speaker 1 No, they did not. 12:19 Speaker 1 Don't ever say that again. 12:20 Speaker 1 There was never a concentration labor camp that had a water park. 12:24 Speaker 1 Do not say that. 12:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, they did. 12:26 Speaker 1 They found it. 12:27 Speaker 1 Can you stop? 12:28 Speaker 1 true. I was just looking for the boomer history and be like, Oh, it was six million Jews and they 12:32 Speaker 1 yeah, it was physically it wasn't physically possible to kill that many and no, it really was 12:37 Speaker 1 please don't don't be a denier of the Holocaust. I'm not going to deny it. I'm going to say, you 12:41 Speaker 1 know, they had Jews and camps, but they just blew it out of proportion about how bad it was and how 12:45 Speaker 1 many died. No, I guarantee so like, I talked to my grandfather about it because he was in the battle 12:51 Speaker 1 of the bulge and he was one of the ones toward the end that he went into these camps and he saw 12:55 Speaker 1 saw them firsthand. And he said it was the absolute worst thing he's ever seen in his 13:00 Speaker 1 life. He said it was tens of thousands of bodies. Yeah, but both of them died from disease, 13:05 Speaker 1 right? Well, yes. I mean, that happens. No, it doesn't. They're because the living can 13:11 Speaker 1 I can't even with you. Well, you're up. You're up. You're wouldn't even they weren't even 13:14 Speaker 1 a Holocaust or slaves and the third of them fucking died from Dan the black plague from 13:18 Speaker 1 disease. I mean, you can't stop disease. That was like the seven I was like the 1500s. 13:22 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 13:23 Speaker 1 You're talking about the black plague or in medieval times, the dark ages. 13:28 Speaker 1 I'm talking about the 1900s. 13:31 Speaker 1 It doesn't just happen in the 1900s. 13:33 Speaker 1 Can you stop stop this right now? 13:35 Speaker 1 Well, you're the one that brought it up. 13:36 Speaker 1 You want to bring up the Holocaust? 13:37 Speaker 1 You want to talk about it? 13:38 Speaker 1 No, I'm talking about how slavery and the Holocaust were both these huge terrible events 13:44 Speaker 1 that happened. 13:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you can't mankind. 13:46 Speaker 1 I don't think you can play a slavery to Holocaust just for the fact that the slaves they worked 13:51 Speaker 1 lived and they got shit done right they were productive to society whether if you want to 13:54 Speaker 1 believe that there was you know there was labor camps and everything they weren't producing 13:58 Speaker 1 anything you know yeah but we'd be slaves want to be slaves uh we didn't have it if they weren't 14:03 Speaker 1 slaves they wouldn't have any money they would they would have died you know they can't go out 14:06 Speaker 1 start their own farm or buy their own house or get their own gig because they were brought over 14:09 Speaker 1 from africa yeah afrokins brought them over afrokins rounded up afrokins and said here we go send and 14:14 Speaker 1 bring them over and they weren't like you know what yeah that sounds like a great idea i'm gonna go 14:18 Speaker 1 be a slave dude they were already a slave in Africa would you rather be a slave in Africa or would 14:24 Speaker 1 you rather be a slave in America well just because the way history you know I mean let's say that I 14:30 Speaker 1 wish they'd have stayed slaves in Africa that way maybe we wouldn't have maybe we would know no not 14:35 Speaker 1 for that reason why's Lincoln wanted to do he wanted to send him back is he's like we don't uh you 14:39 Speaker 1 know we're like we want to send you back to your homelands you're just not a custom to be here well 14:43 Speaker 1 that's I mean you know let's be honest if the tables were turned right and if you look back on history 14:48 Speaker 1 And let's say our forefathers, right, or our relatives or our heritage, they were brought, they were taken to Africa. 14:56 Speaker 1 And all these white people rounded up all of our grandparents, great, great, great grandparents, whatever, took them to Africa and they became slaves. 15:05 Speaker 1 Right now you'd be living in like Nigeria. 15:08 Speaker 1 I'd be dead by now. 15:10 Speaker 1 Why would you be dead? 15:11 Speaker 1 Because it's Africa. Everybody dies. 15:13 Speaker 1 everybody dies. I mean, you know, the past 45 are the most part. 15:18 Speaker 1 I'm just saying. I don't know why you made me change the whole. I was going a totally 15:23 Speaker 1 different route with this and you totally jacked it up. We try to compare slavery to the Holocaust 15:27 Speaker 1 and I don't think it was the same. Which one do you think's worse? Uh, I would say it'd 15:32 Speaker 1 be worse to be in the Holocaust. Yeah. Slavery. What I would like said, I mean, obviously 15:36 Speaker 1 there were some bad things or some bad people that ran shit. That's like nowadays you got 15:39 Speaker 1 bad bosses, you're just able to leave or some people can't leave because they're, they got a bunch 15:44 Speaker 1 of kids and a house and everything. And like, I still got to work for my massive, because I got 15:47 Speaker 1 all this stuff. If not, I'm going to lose it all, you know? So it's pretty much the same thing as 15:51 Speaker 1 what we have set up today. It was just, you know, if you had a good slave owner back then, it was a 15:55 Speaker 1 leg up for you, I believe. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think there were, and I call them the 15:59 Speaker 1 sympathetic southerners. And I think that's what history looks at them as that we're like, look, 16:03 Speaker 1 I mean, I live here. 16:05 Speaker 1 This is legal. 16:06 Speaker 1 How many can I bring in and give them a good life? 16:09 Speaker 1 And that you bring in an entire family 16:11 Speaker 1 and you raise them that way. 16:12 Speaker 1 I mean, there are even stories of slave owners 16:15 Speaker 1 that would impregnate their slaves 16:19 Speaker 1 and then raise their kids with this person. 16:21 Speaker 1 It's a leg up for the slaves, for sure. 16:23 Speaker 1 But I'm just saying, I don't think they brought them in 16:26 Speaker 1 because they were sympathetic and they weren't like, 16:27 Speaker 1 oh, we'll start like a dog pound and everything. 16:29 Speaker 1 I think it was more like, 16:30 Speaker 1 hey, these workers are probably going to work better 16:32 Speaker 1 if I'm not so mean to them and I'm not breaking their legs and lashing them all the time. 16:35 Speaker 1 Now if they get out of line, we're going to have to have a conversation obviously. 16:38 Speaker 1 But it's like you got to work, you know, same thing with the job nowadays. If you get out of line, 16:41 Speaker 1 you're going to get fired or you're going to get reprimanded. You're going to be. 16:44 Speaker 1 It's not the same. They didn't apply for the job or get hired. They got stuck there because 16:48 Speaker 1 they were slaves. Well, what other job was there going to be for them? They could have stayed in 16:52 Speaker 1 Africa. I don't know, opened up a booth at the local shopping area and sell t-shirts. 16:58 Speaker 1 I'm just saying once slavery ended, that's when all the black people they went and started their own, you know, became a ghetto. 17:04 Speaker 1 But they didn't have any money, they didn't have any skills. 17:07 Speaker 1 That's why a lot of them went back to work on a farm as sharecroppers. 17:10 Speaker 1 So essentially it was just like, technically you're free. 17:12 Speaker 1 They're like, we don't know how to do anything else. 17:14 Speaker 1 We don't have any money to get back to Africa. 17:15 Speaker 1 We don't even know how to coordinate to get to Africa. 17:17 Speaker 1 Can we just keep working for you? 17:19 Speaker 1 They're like, yeah, I guess so. 17:20 Speaker 1 But then they started sharecropping. 17:21 Speaker 1 So it wasn't technically. 17:22 Speaker 1 I mean, and that makes sense just because of the situation they were in. 17:26 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't I don't think I would have done anything any different. I mean, that's that journey was not easy back then by any means 17:31 Speaker 1 So for them to say, okay, you're free to go like oh, thanks a lot, dude 17:35 Speaker 1 You know, you're gonna take me to Algeria and be like, hey Chuck, you're free to go in 17:40 Speaker 1 1860, you know, whatever so but anyway, uh the whole point of this is I just wanted to say I 17:46 Speaker 1 refer to firebreak and 17:48 Speaker 1 August and their stay here as 17:51 Speaker 1 servants, which is different 17:53 Speaker 1 Oh, is that better? 17:55 Speaker 1 They're so purpose. 17:56 Speaker 1 It's just to serve you. 17:58 Speaker 1 Not me, your wife. 18:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, she just has some cooking and she's doing. 18:02 Speaker 1 She's getting so lazy, dude. 18:04 Speaker 1 And then she had to go to the doctor today because she. 18:07 Speaker 1 She. 18:08 Speaker 1 OK, I shouldn't say this because I think I told you 18:10 Speaker 1 the story about my buddy who his ex-wife was going 18:13 Speaker 1 to die of a burst appendix. 18:14 Speaker 1 And he thought she had gas and he gave her gas. 18:16 Speaker 1 And she almost died. 18:17 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 18:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:19 Speaker 1 So Megan made me take her to the hospital today 18:21 Speaker 1 because she said she's been having dizzy smells, right? 18:24 Speaker 1 Probably wine. 18:27 Speaker 1 Dehydration. 18:30 Speaker 1 I mean, I just and it's funny because because they and I hope 18:35 Speaker 1 there's nothing serious. I'm gonna have to delete this episode. 18:38 Speaker 1 They put a heart monitor on her, right? 18:41 Speaker 1 And they gave her an iPhone. 18:43 Speaker 1 And the iPhone says like, you know, she she opens it and it just has a big 18:46 Speaker 1 button that says I'm feeling something. 18:48 Speaker 1 And at that point, she's supposed to hit it. 18:50 Speaker 1 if she feels something weird. 18:51 Speaker 1 And then it gives her like a list of different symptoms 18:55 Speaker 1 that she can hit, right? 18:57 Speaker 1 So I want to do this so bad, 18:59 Speaker 1 but I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for it. 19:01 Speaker 1 So tonight when she's drinking wine, 19:03 Speaker 1 I'm going to hit I feel something 19:04 Speaker 1 and then I'm going to go through it. 19:06 Speaker 1 I'm going to put all this stuff in. 19:06 Speaker 1 And I don't know if the heart monitor can pick up 19:09 Speaker 1 like every night at 930. 19:12 Speaker 1 And I can feel something that it's dizziness, you know, dehydrated. 19:16 Speaker 1 So they gave her a heart monitor wear 19:18 Speaker 1 that connects to her phone. 19:20 Speaker 1 They gave her a phone. 19:21 Speaker 1 And a heart monitor. 19:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like, but it's big, dude. 19:23 Speaker 1 It goes across like her whole like shoulder area 19:25 Speaker 1 above her chest. 19:27 Speaker 1 It's huge. 19:28 Speaker 1 And she's got to wear it for two weeks. 19:30 Speaker 1 She got to wear it under her clothes 19:31 Speaker 1 that just looks like a big tumor. 19:32 Speaker 1 That's what I said. 19:33 Speaker 1 She was like, cause she walked out to go to school today. 19:35 Speaker 1 Cause this is her last planning day 19:37 Speaker 1 and she's wearing a dress. 19:39 Speaker 1 I haven't seen Megan wear a dress and, 19:41 Speaker 1 well, I guess maybe in Europe, 19:43 Speaker 1 I saw her wear it a couple times. 19:44 Speaker 1 But like regular dress. 19:46 Speaker 1 They thought like like, like, like teacher dresses, 19:48 Speaker 1 like a, you know, a neck one full neck, all that. 19:52 Speaker 1 And she's like, my wardrobe is so limited 19:54 Speaker 1 for the next two weeks. 19:55 Speaker 1 And she's got a big lump in her, on her shoulder. 19:58 Speaker 1 I feel like you wanna do the opposite light. 19:59 Speaker 1 So kids can know like what's going on there. 20:00 Speaker 1 Like, you're just gonna think there's a tumor. 20:03 Speaker 1 I think they're gonna be scared if they see it. 20:04 Speaker 1 It's pretty big. 20:05 Speaker 1 I was like, I had to be scared if I saw it. 20:06 Speaker 1 There was like, I got a third boomer, like. 20:08 Speaker 1 Hello, you got a tumor? 20:10 Speaker 1 I can't even get a tumor. 20:12 Speaker 1 Did I tell you? 20:13 Speaker 1 When I was, when I was in the Air Force, 20:15 Speaker 1 one of my buddies, Matt McGuire, Chief Mass Start 20:18 Speaker 1 retired. Great dude. He thought he was having a heart attack all the time. Dude, oh, he was 20:21 Speaker 1 always just stressed out because all the caseload and all the cases we were working. So he thought 20:25 Speaker 1 he's having a heart attack. He went in and got the same thing. Megan got, but back then 20:28 Speaker 1 they would just put patches on you, right? They put like, like EKG patches on your chest. 20:34 Speaker 1 And I hated where it for two weeks. So after like two days of wearing it, we played this 20:38 Speaker 1 gate. We played like football, like flag football every morning before work. We got there at 20:42 Speaker 1 six of the morning, we played for an hour and a half. And we made him play. And he's like, 20:46 Speaker 1 God, God, they told me I'm not allowed to sweat. 20:49 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm trying to get my heart taken care of here. 20:51 Speaker 1 You guys are gonna put me in a bad situation. 20:53 Speaker 1 It's gonna say something weird. 20:54 Speaker 1 We're like, nah dude, you're cool. 20:55 Speaker 1 So he's playing with us for like 30 or 45 minutes. 20:57 Speaker 1 He's soaking wet all of a sudden, 20:59 Speaker 1 I look and all of his pads have fallen off. 21:01 Speaker 1 Like everyone I'm just dangling. 21:03 Speaker 1 It's gonna be, be, be, be. 21:05 Speaker 1 He goes, oh my God, oh my God. 21:06 Speaker 1 And he's putting him back on. 21:07 Speaker 1 So every morning he played football with us 21:09 Speaker 1 and his stinky pads would just fall off. 21:11 Speaker 1 Like they'd just flap off and he'd be like, 21:12 Speaker 1 oh my God, oh my God. 21:14 Speaker 1 He put him back on. 21:15 Speaker 1 So after two weeks, he goes in and he has to turn in his, 21:18 Speaker 1 like it's a little brick that he had to wear 21:20 Speaker 1 with all of his readings and he gives it to him 21:23 Speaker 1 and they said, all right, we'll have your results back 21:25 Speaker 1 in like two days. 21:26 Speaker 1 So he's at work one day and they call 21:29 Speaker 1 and he puts them on speaker phone 21:30 Speaker 1 because we're all in the office, we're all good, 21:31 Speaker 1 we all work together. 21:32 Speaker 1 There's like eight of us in one office. 21:34 Speaker 1 And they're like, yeah, Mr. McGuire, 21:36 Speaker 1 so we got to reviewing your heart analysis 21:40 Speaker 1 and it appears you died 10 times 21:44 Speaker 1 the last two every morning at 10 30 for some reason. 21:48 Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, you guys made me play football. 21:53 Speaker 1 And they're like, what about what was going on at six o'clock between six and seven 21:57 Speaker 1 30 every day? 21:58 Speaker 1 He's like, I mean, at that point, I just realized I really wanted to take a shower 22:02 Speaker 1 for like a long time. 22:03 Speaker 1 So I just took it off and I just left it on the counter. 22:06 Speaker 1 And she's like, you're going to have to re-accomplish the test. 22:09 Speaker 1 So he had none of it counted. 22:10 Speaker 1 It was awesome. 22:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:12 Speaker 1 I didn't know they did that. 22:12 Speaker 1 That's pretty crazy. 22:13 Speaker 1 but it seems like a pain in the ass or in that shit. 22:16 Speaker 1 So she got to wear it 24 seven for two weeks 22:19 Speaker 1 or they're just going to be like, oh, she died 24 seven. 22:21 Speaker 1 And she's allowed to do everything is normal. 22:23 Speaker 1 She's can't take a bath. 22:24 Speaker 1 She can't get in the pool. 22:25 Speaker 1 She can't submerge it. 22:27 Speaker 1 She can shower, but they said it can't be like direct. 22:30 Speaker 1 It can be, it has to be quick when you're in the shower. 22:31 Speaker 1 So you can't just like turn toward it. 22:34 Speaker 1 And then the phone, every time she feels something, 22:37 Speaker 1 she has to like hit what her feeling is, 22:39 Speaker 1 like what it is. 22:40 Speaker 1 But I mean, mostly her, I think she has, 22:43 Speaker 1 what's the thing called where you have vertigo? 22:46 Speaker 1 I think she has vertigo. 22:48 Speaker 1 Why do you think that? 22:49 Speaker 1 Cause that's her biggest problem is that she's dizzy. 22:52 Speaker 1 Low iron, maybe. 22:53 Speaker 1 Maybe he's a boy iron. 22:54 Speaker 1 Get her piece of metal in the back of August's truck 22:57 Speaker 1 and have her lick it. 22:58 Speaker 1 Like stop plug. 22:58 Speaker 1 Maybe, I don't know what it is, man. 23:00 Speaker 1 I mean, she's just a hypochondriac. 23:02 Speaker 1 And then, you know, I just think, 23:04 Speaker 1 and then I told her, I was like, 23:04 Speaker 1 well, maybe while you're doing the test, 23:06 Speaker 1 like don't have wine at night, you know? 23:09 Speaker 1 I'm just like, you're stupid. 23:10 Speaker 1 So we got to keep it the same. 23:12 Speaker 1 You know, everything I was doing, you got to be the same. 23:13 Speaker 1 So we make sure we're not changing any factors, Chuck, you know, 23:15 Speaker 1 we're going to have a constant here. 23:17 Speaker 1 So that's exactly what she's doing. 23:18 Speaker 1 So we're going to see how it goes. 23:19 Speaker 1 Um, hopefully it's nothing serious. 23:21 Speaker 1 Or like I said, this episode will be deleted. 23:23 Speaker 1 Oh, it would be deleted. 23:24 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 23:25 Speaker 1 If they came back and said she had like a heart murmur or something serious, 23:29 Speaker 1 I got to delete this. 23:30 Speaker 1 Well, we just go back and just, you know, be like, ah, sorry, we messed up. 23:33 Speaker 1 She's actually does have a heart or a rhythm. 23:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:35 Speaker 1 We're going on edit. 23:36 Speaker 1 We'll edit over this episode. 23:38 Speaker 1 So I'll be like, Hey, I'm really concerned. 23:39 Speaker 1 It appears really serious. I'm really scared. You're going to be like, I know, man. I'm praying for her. Well, and that's what it's gonna be out for two weeks. Everyone's gonna hear it anyway. 23:48 Speaker 1 Pointing changing it. 23:50 Speaker 1 All right, if you're listening to our radio podcast or spot a phone, be sure to leave the five star of you and follow helps out a good bit. 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I think we already talked about this. 25:09 Speaker 1 Lucid is like good, right? 25:11 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, like lucid dreaming. 25:13 Speaker 1 Well, a very lucid Josh Gibbs. 25:17 Speaker 1 Does that make sense? 25:18 Speaker 1 Oh, he just like chilled out. 25:19 Speaker 1 It was great. 25:20 Speaker 1 And he gave me a call today and he was just talking to me and we talked about 25:23 Speaker 1 veteran stuff and charities and he wants to do some stuff for charities and veterans. 25:28 Speaker 1 And I'm going, I had to check my phone like three times. 25:31 Speaker 1 Like, who is this guy? 25:32 Speaker 1 Like, who am I talking to right now? 25:34 Speaker 1 It was a great conversation. 25:35 Speaker 1 So, so yeah, so I'm going to, I've been working with him. 25:38 Speaker 1 We're working on something and it's going to benefit Michael Germany and it's 25:41 Speaker 1 going to benefit us. 25:43 Speaker 1 Um, we're going to try not to let it benefit their podcast at all, whatever 25:47 Speaker 1 they're doing over there, but it's, it's a good idea. 25:49 Speaker 1 So we got some stuff coming out next week. 25:51 Speaker 1 We got a big, we got a big week next week. 25:52 Speaker 1 I'm excited about all the stuff happening 25:55 Speaker 1 That I still some of it I have to talk about with Brandon because I haven't told him yet because he's a naysayer 26:02 Speaker 1 No, I'm not I just poke holes in your plots most time. Yeah, which they're I mean you poke hole 26:08 Speaker 1 It's like it's like having it's like being on a deserted island and you want me to be a yes man all the time like no 26:14 Speaker 1 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me ask you this if me and you are on a deserted island, right and 26:19 Speaker 1 And you built a raft and I built a raft. 26:23 Speaker 1 And you put your raft in the water and it floated, 26:27 Speaker 1 but it didn't go anywhere. 26:28 Speaker 1 It just floated there. 26:30 Speaker 1 And you said, don't worry about it, Chuck. 26:32 Speaker 1 It floats, it's working. 26:34 Speaker 1 You just gotta be patient. 26:35 Speaker 1 20 years will probably be off this island, right? 26:39 Speaker 1 And then I said, I think I can make this boat propel. 26:44 Speaker 1 And then before I even put it in the water, 26:46 Speaker 1 you ripped it apart, burned it and just threw it away. 26:49 Speaker 1 That's exactly what it's happening. 26:51 Speaker 1 Well, you do know how a raft is just supposed to float, right? 26:55 Speaker 1 You got to- 26:56 Speaker 1 You put an engine on it. 26:57 Speaker 1 Okay. 26:58 Speaker 1 Where are we going to get an engine on a goddamn deserted island? 26:59 Speaker 1 That's what somebody that doesn't have imagination says. 27:02 Speaker 1 I am going to develop one. 27:04 Speaker 1 I'm going to build one. 27:06 Speaker 1 Okay, well in 10 years, once you get the engine done, 27:07 Speaker 1 then we can get out there. 27:08 Speaker 1 See, no, Tom Hanks used a porta potty. 27:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess it depends. 27:14 Speaker 1 Like are we on like a Hawaiian island 27:16 Speaker 1 or are we like in the middle of nowhere? 27:17 Speaker 1 Like Bikini Atoll. 27:19 Speaker 1 Oh, why not? Oh, really? Oh, man. Do whatever you want. Then we're close to civilization. We're on with that. 27:26 Speaker 1 People that are listening to this are like, what the heck are we talking about? 27:32 Speaker 1 Yeah. So, all right, we're going to get into what the chuck 27:37 Speaker 1 What the chuck? Yeah, you want to chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 27:44 Speaker 1 I'm pulling Chuck. 27:46 Speaker 1 Oh, Chuck. 27:48 Speaker 1 Chuck, it real good. 27:50 Speaker 1 What? 27:51 Speaker 1 The Chuck. 27:52 Speaker 1 DJ in the person. 27:53 Speaker 1 Alright, man. 27:54 Speaker 1 So, I was in my car today and I heard a word that was said by the person on the radio. 28:03 Speaker 1 And it was interesting because that individual said the word 10 times and every time they 28:09 Speaker 1 said it, the word sounded weirder and weirder to me. 28:12 Speaker 1 first, I didn't know if it was the proper pronunciation. Then I listen closer and I'm going, that is the proper 28:17 Speaker 1 pronunciation, which makes it even weirder. Okay. So after hearing this word, I went home. And I looked up the 10 weirdest words in the English 28:30 Speaker 1 language. Now, the word I heard was caterpillar. Caterpillar. Cat-terpillar. And that's how it was pronounced. 28:37 Speaker 1 Uh, caterpillar, yeah. No, cat, 28:40 Speaker 1 or pillar. Are you talking about the equipment or the animal? 28:44 Speaker 1 They are one in the same, my friend. Uh, I don't think so. 28:48 Speaker 1 Catcher pillar. Catcher pillar. 28:51 Speaker 1 Caterpillar. Yeah. Caterpillar. 28:53 Speaker 1 Are you saying? Are you saying cater caterpillar? 28:56 Speaker 1 Caterpillar. Yeah. Caterpillar. Caterpillar. 28:58 Speaker 1 Caterpillar. Yes. Yes. 29:00 Speaker 1 My entire life, I've called it a caterpillar. 29:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're still saying it right. 29:04 Speaker 1 You're just not and don't say anything. The R as much. 29:06 Speaker 1 I think you have to. The way that it was being said on the radio was driving me crazy because it kept 29:10 Speaker 1 saying, capture pillar. And that's how he's announcing it. Hey, say, xylophone. Okay. Okay. So hold on. So 29:15 Speaker 1 this, this is what the what the chuck is. So I have, according to, well, it's freaking AI, but it's the 29:23 Speaker 1 best we can do. According to AI, I have the 10 weirdest words in the English language. So what I'm gonna do, 29:30 Speaker 1 I'm going to say the word and you have to immediately come back with one that's 29:37 Speaker 1 weirder. I think you can do that. Out of all the people I know in my life, I think 29:43 Speaker 1 you can make this happen because you don't have the same restraints as AI does. 29:47 Speaker 1 You can say any well, you can say a lot. Okay. 29:51 Speaker 1 Check why don't we're you can't say that's not offended to get their pussies in a 29:56 Speaker 1 Okay, there's more than one. 29:58 Speaker 1 There's more than one. 29:59 Speaker 1 I'd say there's probably one. 30:00 Speaker 1 I'd say there's like six. 30:02 Speaker 1 There's like six. 30:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't think of six. 30:04 Speaker 1 Obviously the inwards one that people get upset about, 30:07 Speaker 1 but I don't know anyone else is a big of a bitch 30:09 Speaker 1 when you say like a slurred porridge. 30:10 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God. 30:12 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm glad you're not gonna, 30:13 Speaker 1 I'm glad you're not thinking that way. 30:14 Speaker 1 That makes me happy. 30:16 Speaker 1 So the first word, and I'll give you the word, 30:19 Speaker 1 then I'll give you the definition 30:21 Speaker 1 that way you have time to come up with a word 30:24 Speaker 1 that's weirder than this. 30:25 Speaker 1 and I'll be the judge, I'm the single judge, 30:27 Speaker 1 I'm the judge and jury. 30:29 Speaker 1 If you can get five that beat these, you win. 30:32 Speaker 1 Here we go. 30:33 Speaker 1 First one, bum puzzle, which is to confuse, 30:38 Speaker 1 perplex or fluster someone. 30:40 Speaker 1 Bum, fuzzle. 30:42 Speaker 1 Plata-puss. 30:45 Speaker 1 I mean, it's weird that or octopussy, one of the two. 30:50 Speaker 1 I like the animal ones, 30:52 Speaker 1 because I don't understand the science behind it. 30:55 Speaker 1 Like we're words like bum puzzle. 30:57 Speaker 1 That was just some English dude that was like, 31:00 Speaker 1 that's called a bum puzzle, right? 31:02 Speaker 1 But a platypus, like it makes no sense. 31:04 Speaker 1 So I'm giving you a point on that. 31:07 Speaker 1 All right, good job. 31:08 Speaker 1 That was a win for you. 31:09 Speaker 1 Number two, Katty Wampus. 31:12 Speaker 1 Oh, Nick or knocker. 31:13 Speaker 1 That's, oh man, that was close. 31:19 Speaker 1 Jax, Jax, I, oh, okay, we're never gonna go to the island. 31:21 Speaker 1 I don't. 31:22 Speaker 1 I 31:24 Speaker 1 Don't think the words you just said is a word the way you said it and I don't want no Bob. Ah come on. Okay. Hey 31:32 Speaker 1 That is not a knocker that is not a word. I think it is yeah nickers or pants and a knocker means you got a big dick 31:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, Nick or not 31:42 Speaker 1 Is that true? 31:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't look it up. I'll lose my page. Oh, yeah 31:51 Speaker 1 Check out an out of make my other pages. 31:53 Speaker 1 Anyway, in case anyone's wondering, 31:54 Speaker 1 a cattywampus is something that is crooked diagonal 31:57 Speaker 1 or not straight, that's a cattywampus. 31:59 Speaker 1 But Brandon gets another point for a knicker knocker. 32:02 Speaker 1 And I said knicker knocker, 32:05 Speaker 1 which apparently is somebody that has 32:07 Speaker 1 what they're well endowed. 32:09 Speaker 1 I'll go back and I'm putting G's in there. 32:11 Speaker 1 I mean, you're not. 32:13 Speaker 1 No, you're not. 32:15 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. 32:16 Speaker 1 a 32:18 Speaker 1 Garde lock which is an old warning shouted from Edinburgh 32:25 Speaker 1 Shouted in Edinburgh before throwing dirty water out of your window they would yell no. I'm sorry. Gardi lu 32:31 Speaker 1 Gardi lu is the word gardi lu. Yeah, gardi lu 32:36 Speaker 1 g-a-r-d-y-l-o 32:37 Speaker 1 Gardi lu and that's the third dumbest English language 32:42 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with Fallujah because it sounds like something you shove up a vagina 32:50 Speaker 1 See Fallujah's in Iraq, so I don't think it's I think it's a city out there all weird and retarded over there 32:56 Speaker 1 No, Garde Loo wins Garde Loo wins. That's okay, so you're two two and one you're two and one here we go 33:03 Speaker 1 I'd be careful with this word. I gotta zoom in on that one a 33:08 Speaker 1 Snickers knee 33:09 Speaker 1 Snickers knee a long dangerous knife or a fight using one a Snickers knee 33:16 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with in the same realm of Bowie knife. 33:23 Speaker 1 But there but that was named after David Bowie. 33:27 Speaker 1 But it's spelled like B-U-O-Y like Bowie knife. 33:32 Speaker 1 No, it's not. No, it's not. It's spelled B-O-W-I-E like David Bowie. 33:37 Speaker 1 But why was it named after him? That's weird. 33:39 Speaker 1 Who do you think David Bowie is? 33:42 Speaker 1 Uh, he's crocodile guy, right? 33:45 Speaker 1 No. 33:47 Speaker 1 Who's that guy? 33:48 Speaker 1 David Bowie was with, uh, uh, my God, uh, killed him a bear when he was only three. 33:56 Speaker 1 Um, oh my God. 33:57 Speaker 1 He was one of the big, he was at the Alamo. 33:59 Speaker 1 David Bowie was at the Alamo. 34:01 Speaker 1 Are we, is it David Bowie? 34:03 Speaker 1 I feel like people are going to yell at me because I think David Bowie is the pop singer. 34:05 Speaker 1 Hold on. 34:06 Speaker 1 That's what I thought too. 34:08 Speaker 1 Hold on. 34:09 Speaker 1 Maybe it's Jim Bowie or something. 34:10 Speaker 1 What? 34:11 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 34:12 Speaker 1 Why would you say stuff that we got to know history? 34:14 Speaker 1 I brought this up. 34:16 Speaker 1 Hold on. 34:17 Speaker 1 Bowie knife, Bowie knife. 34:18 Speaker 1 Okay, here we go. 34:19 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 34:21 Speaker 1 People are yelling at their radio right now because okay. 34:25 Speaker 1 A boy knife James Bowie. 34:30 Speaker 1 Who did I say David? 34:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, he was he was the singer that wore the makeup. 34:35 Speaker 1 A lot. 34:36 Speaker 1 And then it was named after James Bowie in the early 19th century for his brother, 34:41 Speaker 1 other James Boy who had become famous for his use of a large knife and a duel known as 34:45 Speaker 1 the sandbar fight. What have we both wrong here? No, boy. 34:49 Speaker 1 Weird as hell. Hold on. So James Bowie is who it was named after, but I'm Davie Crockett 34:56 Speaker 1 is who I'm thinking of. The Australian guy. That's the guy that wears the weird hat he 35:00 Speaker 1 lives in Australia. Oh, I know that. Fricking that's a crocodile Dundee. Yeah, that guy, 35:07 Speaker 1 I got Davey Crockett and Bowie, Bowie and James Bowie. Yeah. 35:12 Speaker 1 Davey Crockett and Jim Bowie. I think they're the same person. 35:15 Speaker 1 We're legendary American frontier heroes who both died defending the Alamo in San Antonio 35:20 Speaker 1 in March 6, 1836. So yeah. So Jim, so is Jim Bowie the set? Yes. 35:27 Speaker 1 Jim Bowie was popularized, the heavy bladed Bowie knife and surviving the legendary 35:32 Speaker 1 sandbar fight. And then at the Alamo, he shared the turbulent joint command with William B. Travis 35:38 Speaker 1 before failing severely. Oh, that sucks. Oh, falling severe. I'm I need glasses falling severely ill 35:44 Speaker 1 with pneumonia. And sickness just days before the final battle battle where he was finally killed 35:50 Speaker 1 in his cot. So he was in his cot sick when the Mexican army came in and killed him. Yeah, so 35:57 Speaker 1 Well Bowie, I'm not giving you that one because Bowie, I mean, that's like legendary. 36:01 Speaker 1 The Bowie knife Jim Bowie sucks and he died that way. 36:04 Speaker 1 And I'm sorry for everybody that just heard me say it was David Bowie. 36:06 Speaker 1 Now I feel really bad because that's pretty bad. 36:09 Speaker 1 All right. 36:10 Speaker 1 Next one, a bumper shoot. 36:11 Speaker 1 A bumper shoot is a whimsical old fashioned word for an umbrella. 36:15 Speaker 1 Bumber shoot. 36:16 Speaker 1 Oh, I know one that could go with this sphincter. 36:19 Speaker 1 A bumble shoot, you know, because every time I think of a sphincter, you just think of 36:23 Speaker 1 like a asshole breathing. 36:25 Speaker 1 I've seen a lot of assholes breathing. I see I know what you're talking about where you 36:34 Speaker 1 like flexing. Yeah, it goes. Oh, it like does that. Yeah, the booty whole breathing. Not 36:39 Speaker 1 that I've ever seen that. That's gross. I don't know why you even said that. Um, I see 36:42 Speaker 1 it all down. All right, I'm going to give you that. But sphincter is definitely worse 36:46 Speaker 1 than bumbers to. Okay. Good job. Three and two. All right. Next one. Uh, I don't even 36:53 Speaker 1 I said these words. Flibber to give it a very silly chatty or flighty person. They're 37:00 Speaker 1 a flibber to give it. 37:03 Speaker 1 Well, you know what they also probably eat? Come, quad. Come, come, come, come, come, 37:10 Speaker 1 and you spanked up. Come, quad, come down to your bubble shoot and going back up. You 37:14 Speaker 1 spanked up. All right, four and two. Good job. Well played. Come, quads, dumb. That's a dumb 37:18 Speaker 1 word. Whoever came up with that. All right. You've heard this one. Collie Wobbles. 37:23 Speaker 1 A strange nervous feeling or pain in your stomach you got the collie wobbles 37:30 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with 37:33 Speaker 1 I was gonna say wonder waffle, but what's a wonder waffle it means wonder weapon in German 37:43 Speaker 1 Say your word again one more time collie wobbles 37:49 Speaker 1 Oh 37:51 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, Gulash. 37:54 Speaker 1 I think Gulash is a German word. 37:56 Speaker 1 It's fucking weird, though, isn't it? 37:57 Speaker 1 You think that's weirder than Guten-dog? 38:01 Speaker 1 That's how they say hello. 38:02 Speaker 1 I know other words are fucking weird, you know. 38:04 Speaker 1 That's a lot of... Gulash is good, though. 38:06 Speaker 1 It's like hamburger helper, almost. 38:07 Speaker 1 It is. Yeah. And I tell Megan, she says, I'm making chili 38:11 Speaker 1 and I'm putting noodles in it. 38:12 Speaker 1 That's freaking Gulash, ladies. 38:14 Speaker 1 Oh, it's so good. 38:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, but she doesn't... She gets all mad. 38:16 Speaker 1 It's not Gulash, it's chili. No, it's not. 38:19 Speaker 1 You don't put noodles in chili. 38:20 Speaker 1 Anyway, whatever. 38:22 Speaker 1 Last one, because I can't pronounce the other ones. 38:24 Speaker 1 I'll show them to you before you've done. 38:26 Speaker 1 Dude, I can't even, I don't even know how to try. 38:28 Speaker 1 You know what, I'm gonna show you this word. 38:29 Speaker 1 Tell me if you can pronounce it. 38:31 Speaker 1 Hold on. 38:35 Speaker 1 Carco or half the Ophoba? 38:38 Speaker 1 Carco half the Ophoba. 38:39 Speaker 1 Okay, and that is the extreme and unusual fear of failure. 38:43 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 38:44 Speaker 1 I'm gonna go with, uh... 38:46 Speaker 1 Damn, what's that one word? 38:49 Speaker 1 that nightingale. 38:50 Speaker 1 No nightingale, yeah. 38:53 Speaker 1 Why nightingale? 38:54 Speaker 1 I don't know what it means, it is weird. 38:56 Speaker 1 I don't either, dude. 38:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, see, isn't that fucking weird 38:58 Speaker 1 that we don't know what it means? 38:59 Speaker 1 There's a very odd word. 39:00 Speaker 1 Hold on, that's weird. 39:02 Speaker 1 Because we all, I think, 39:02 Speaker 1 have you ever used it in a sentence? 39:04 Speaker 1 No, just, I did just then. 39:06 Speaker 1 All right, before I Google it, 39:07 Speaker 1 before I Google it, let's use it in a sentence 39:08 Speaker 1 and see who can get the closest to what it means. 39:10 Speaker 1 Okay, you ready? 39:11 Speaker 1 Hold on, I'm not, um, 39:13 Speaker 1 do you wanna go first or me too? 39:14 Speaker 1 Oh, I guess I'll go first. 39:16 Speaker 1 I'm not. 39:17 Speaker 1 I saw a young woman, she was out, 39:19 Speaker 1 but she looked like a knighting gal, gale. 39:28 Speaker 1 The dream was so intense that at one point, 39:32 Speaker 1 I felt as though I was knighting galed. 39:37 Speaker 1 You think that was good? 39:38 Speaker 1 I don't know. 39:40 Speaker 1 I don't know, I think it's a noun. 39:45 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know. 39:47 Speaker 1 They use it as adjective. 39:49 Speaker 1 Meaning. 39:50 Speaker 1 Okay, it is a Nightingale. 39:53 Speaker 1 What? 39:54 Speaker 1 No way. 39:55 Speaker 1 What did you say? 39:57 Speaker 1 It's all a girl out late at night, 39:59 Speaker 1 but she was a 19-gale. 40:01 Speaker 1 Something where all those lines, like a whore. 40:04 Speaker 1 Woman of the night. 40:05 Speaker 1 Ha ha ha ha. 40:07 Speaker 1 A Nightingale is a symbol of pure art, 40:11 Speaker 1 romantic melancholy and natural beauty. 40:14 Speaker 1 Oh, kind of right, yeah. 40:16 Speaker 1 There's also a bird called the Nightingale. 40:18 Speaker 1 but yeah, I mean, that's not what we were looking at thinking about. 40:22 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, that's good. 40:23 Speaker 1 I'm giving you that one. 40:24 Speaker 1 So you win, but I'll give you the last one just for the, for crabs and giggles. 40:28 Speaker 1 Here we go. 40:29 Speaker 1 Teradiddle, which is petty lies or pretentious, empty nonsense. 40:34 Speaker 1 Teradiddle. 40:35 Speaker 1 Teradiddle. 40:36 Speaker 1 Nice. 40:37 Speaker 1 I wish we would bring back the word two words, which would bring back the word accords. 40:41 Speaker 1 And do we have a chord and also Fortnite? 40:46 Speaker 1 I like that one. 40:47 Speaker 1 Oh, I like Fortnite too. 40:49 Speaker 1 And when I was in Spain, I met the Scottish guy, I met Sheamus. 40:57 Speaker 1 He actually used it in a sentence. 41:00 Speaker 1 And he goes, it was a Fortnite. 41:03 Speaker 1 And I sat there and I said, okay, that's a Fortnite. 41:05 Speaker 1 I know what that means. 41:06 Speaker 1 But my son plays it. 41:07 Speaker 1 He's got all those hot chicks down there. 41:08 Speaker 1 I thought it meant two days. 41:10 Speaker 1 I definitely thought it meant two days. 41:11 Speaker 1 I don't know why. 41:12 Speaker 1 It's two weeks. 41:13 Speaker 1 14 days. 41:14 Speaker 1 Why? 41:15 Speaker 1 14, 14 nights. Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, but it's not spelled like the game. 41:22 Speaker 1 All right. Well, I think Fortnite's a good word. So you don't win that one, but that was a good pull. 41:27 Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying that this war awards. I want to I want people to start using it that in a chord. Do we have a chord? That means like do we have a deal? 41:33 Speaker 1 And that made me think, you know, I've been watching a lot of Pirates of the Caribbean. That's what they say. 41:36 Speaker 1 But that made me realize about David of chords David David's accords and that place where the president goes and everything. It's like in the middle of nowhere. 41:44 Speaker 1 Do I camp David? Yeah, but it's like oh, yeah, but didn't they do something they're serious. It was called the David of chords 41:51 Speaker 1 Babe camp David of chords. I'm pretty sure that was like a thing. Kennedy or someone I had over there David 41:58 Speaker 1 chords 42:00 Speaker 1 Camp David of chords were historic political agreement signed by Egyptian president on was a dot and Israeli Prime Minister 42:07 Speaker 1 Minna minna chimp after 12 days a secret no gate negotiations 42:11 Speaker 1 mediated by Jimmy Carter, Camp David. 42:15 Speaker 1 Oh my God, Jimmy Carter. 42:17 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, a chord is a good word, a Fortnite's good. 42:20 Speaker 1 I think we should start putting ETH on the end of stuff 42:23 Speaker 1 more often, you know, like sayeth, like Ethereum? 42:29 Speaker 1 No, like just like the way that they used to talk 42:32 Speaker 1 like in the medieval times, like sayeth was a big one. 42:36 Speaker 1 Oh, like Dustin Vow also, he's not the now. 42:39 Speaker 1 Yes, like you listen to what I say, you know, it just sounded so much more authoritarian. 42:44 Speaker 1 Suck my dicketh bitches. Sucketh my dicketh out. Yeah, Maiden, Maiden, you're all. 42:52 Speaker 1 Maiden's better. Maiden, not whore or bitch. Why don't we call him Baidens anymore? 42:57 Speaker 1 I think we moved to Horan bitch. Did you know Ho is now us? 43:03 Speaker 1 Manny told us about that. He was very upset about that the other day. Oh, 43:06 Speaker 1 So, uh, somebody told me that two days ago we had to talk about it. Um, 43:12 Speaker 1 why your child? No, it wasn't my kid. It was another kid, but his mom, 43:17 Speaker 1 I ran into him at Wild Wing Cafe and she said they went on a trip to, uh, 43:23 Speaker 1 to Destin or 40A and they were down there with, 43:27 Speaker 1 she had four boys and they were all 12 and 13. 43:31 Speaker 1 And one of the 13 year olds came up to the room and said, Hey, 43:34 Speaker 1 We're gonna get down to the beach right now, man. 43:36 Speaker 1 There is so much us down there. 43:38 Speaker 1 There is so much us. 43:40 Speaker 1 And she goes, what's us? 43:41 Speaker 1 And he goes, girls? 43:43 Speaker 1 She goes, us? 43:44 Speaker 1 Us? 43:45 Speaker 1 And then her son was like, he means hoes, mom. 43:48 Speaker 1 She goes, what? 43:49 Speaker 1 So anyway. 43:50 Speaker 1 It used to be a word, huzzies, right? 43:52 Speaker 1 Back in the day, wasn't that a... 43:53 Speaker 1 Huzzies. 43:54 Speaker 1 Huzzies. 43:55 Speaker 1 Huzzies. 43:56 Speaker 1 Was it that before, before, horse? 44:00 Speaker 1 Then we went to ho and now we're back to huzzies? 44:03 Speaker 1 I think we're just to us. 44:04 Speaker 1 I think there's us is us now. 44:08 Speaker 1 The term dates back to 1505 shortened alteration 44:12 Speaker 1 in the middle English word, 44:14 Speaker 1 who's wife meaning housewife. 44:17 Speaker 1 We definitely don't mean it like that nowadays. 44:18 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 44:19 Speaker 1 But you know what's coming back too is aura. 44:23 Speaker 1 Aura, yeah, yeah. 44:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, all the kids are saying that. 44:25 Speaker 1 Like I saw a bunch of kids at the ballpark the other day 44:27 Speaker 1 and they're all like, I'm aura man, I'm aura. 44:30 Speaker 1 But he just lost so much aura with that strikeout. 44:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, is that what they're meaning? 44:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, or so you do something cool and like unlimited or gain. 44:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's ridiculous, dude. 44:43 Speaker 1 I love slang, slang is fine. 44:45 Speaker 1 No, I'm a real fucking words, man. 44:47 Speaker 1 You need to start using only 12 year old slang. 44:51 Speaker 1 If you did that, my freaking engine 44:54 Speaker 1 on the island works so well. 44:58 Speaker 1 Well, I do, I mean, a lot of the stuff I say is, 45:01 Speaker 1 you know, I'm still on social media, 45:02 Speaker 1 so I know all the words and the buzz words 45:04 Speaker 1 and what kids are about and everything. 45:06 Speaker 1 That's part of it. 45:07 Speaker 1 That's why I talk a lot about the Jews 45:08 Speaker 1 because a lot of kids like the Israel and everything. 45:10 Speaker 1 They just get them fired up. 45:11 Speaker 1 They're like, what the fuck? 45:12 Speaker 1 So I'm definitely catering to a pop culture for sure. 45:16 Speaker 1 But all right, we'll go ahead and get into 45:20 Speaker 1 daily dose of dumb news. 45:22 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of dumb news. 45:26 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news. 45:29 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news for you. 45:34 Speaker 1 daily dose of the news daily dose of the news daily dose of the news from Brandon 45:43 Speaker 1 he's done. I ran hack water systems in seven US states. Many were surprised last week when 45:49 Speaker 1 the US state of Minnesota reported that more than 30 of its state water systems had faced 45:53 Speaker 1 a co-ordinated cyber attack. Retard Tim came out and said, you know what just happened 45:59 Speaker 1 to more states and everything like that and it's freaking out. When I first saw this article 46:03 Speaker 1 I thought there might be some credibility then I saw it was fucking Minnesota and I'm like you guys are fucking idiots 46:08 Speaker 1 Alright, how do you not even lock down your fucking water supply? It's water and turbines and pipes 46:13 Speaker 1 There's like two things that can be hacked. You just got to turn the pump on and turn it off 46:18 Speaker 1 I don't understand why this is such a big deal or why you think Iran gives a fuck about Minnesota's water 46:22 Speaker 1 Don't they have like some of the worst fucking water in damn the States? I mean it is the land of a thousand lakes 46:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's it's it's there. No, maybe that's flippin Michigan 46:32 Speaker 1 I'm thinking, but aren't they kind of close? 46:33 Speaker 1 Then they got sheet of water over there too? 46:35 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 46:36 Speaker 1 But I do know that they have a very high, here's my thing. 46:39 Speaker 1 You think it was a cyber attack from Iran. 46:43 Speaker 1 However, you have the highest, 46:45 Speaker 1 and again, to each their own, 46:48 Speaker 1 you have the highest Muslim population 46:51 Speaker 1 outside of Detroit, Michigan. 46:53 Speaker 1 And you wanna say, it was definitely a cyber attack. 46:56 Speaker 1 Like, brother, if there was ever a time 46:59 Speaker 1 that somebody did it by hand, 47:01 Speaker 1 and they found a way to get in there and do their thing. 47:03 Speaker 1 I'm going to say it's in Minnesota. 47:05 Speaker 1 Because Minnesota is Minnesota's, isn't that where, 47:08 Speaker 1 Somalian's in Illinois. 47:09 Speaker 1 It's got the Somalian, 47:11 Speaker 1 the highest Somalian population in the entire United States. 47:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's terrible. 47:15 Speaker 1 I would think it was, 47:17 Speaker 1 it's probably a lot of their DEI hires too. 47:19 Speaker 1 You know, you get a bunch of idiots, 47:20 Speaker 1 just like the same thing out in LA 47:22 Speaker 1 when the shit burnt to the ground. 47:24 Speaker 1 They asked her two weeks before that, 47:25 Speaker 1 the fire chief like, what's your number one goal here? 47:28 Speaker 1 She's like, to be inclusive and have DEI. 47:30 Speaker 1 It's your number one job is to put out fires. 47:33 Speaker 1 You're fucking retard. 47:34 Speaker 1 And then you go over here to fucking Tim Walts as Minnesota. 47:36 Speaker 1 And he likes playing with tampons and trains. 47:38 Speaker 1 It's just so fucking weird. 47:40 Speaker 1 He's a very odd guy. 47:41 Speaker 1 So what? 47:42 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing like this would be considered 47:45 Speaker 1 if somebody was tampering with the water supply, 47:47 Speaker 1 it would be considered a terrorist attack, correct? 47:51 Speaker 1 Turn off a pump. 47:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know. 47:53 Speaker 1 I don't know about turn off the pump, 47:54 Speaker 1 but I mean, like if they were poisoning it, 47:56 Speaker 1 when they were doing something to harm people, 47:59 Speaker 1 That would be considered a terrorist attack, right? 48:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would assume so. 48:02 Speaker 1 Like, I mean, we don't know about Flint, Michigan, 48:03 Speaker 1 how their shit's so fucking bad. 48:04 Speaker 1 When other terrorists over there are not. 48:06 Speaker 1 I think there's shitty people. 48:08 Speaker 1 Yeah. 48:09 Speaker 1 Okay. 48:10 Speaker 1 So, okay. 48:11 Speaker 1 So if you saw, if they put out on the news, 48:13 Speaker 1 if Pennsylvania started reporting 48:18 Speaker 1 that there were rampant wagon thefts all over the state, 48:23 Speaker 1 right? 48:24 Speaker 1 The Amish? 48:25 Speaker 1 Who would you blame? 48:27 Speaker 1 Who would you blame for those thefts? 48:29 Speaker 1 Oh, the Amish. 48:30 Speaker 1 Okay. The black Amish. 48:32 Speaker 1 Shut up. 48:34 Speaker 1 I mean, you blame the Amish people. 48:35 Speaker 1 I mean, cause duh, right? 48:38 Speaker 1 So if you're telling me there's, I don't know, 48:40 Speaker 1 suspected attacks upon anything in Minnesota, 48:45 Speaker 1 I mean, unless it's a school shooting, 48:47 Speaker 1 I'm blaming your immigrant community. 48:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's turning into Somalia over there. 48:52 Speaker 1 It's what it's turning into where they have no fucking water. 48:54 Speaker 1 They don't know how to keep the shit running 48:55 Speaker 1 because they're retarded. 48:56 Speaker 1 have any technicians that really understand. They're just using fucking sticks and twine 49:00 Speaker 1 and fucking animal guts to fucking seal holes up and shit probably like they're doing Somalia. 49:04 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just it's like, I don't even believe they got hacked. I think a bunch of 49:08 Speaker 1 shit just fucked up and then Tim Walg is like, we're act. That'd be Iran. Like, what? 49:13 Speaker 1 That's the answer now. So like, even if you when you go to do your budgets at the end 49:16 Speaker 1 of the year and you're missing $4.5 billion, your answer should always be, I think we got 49:22 Speaker 1 back. He's got a map up of the Middle East in Asian just though a dart life. Uh, China, 49:28 Speaker 1 China took all that money. That's what happened. Smart. It lands on the border of like, I don't 49:33 Speaker 1 know, Dubai or the middle or Iran, Iraq is like, it was a joint operation between Iran and Iraq 49:39 Speaker 1 that fucked up our fucking water supply and everything like that. Don't check my accounts. 49:43 Speaker 1 Do not check my accounts. I am not a suspect. They're like, we saw you made too many dollars. 49:49 Speaker 1 He's like, Oh, hold on a minute. 49:50 Speaker 1 He's here dart hit the wall, but trying to must have did that and make me look 49:53 Speaker 1 bad. I don't know what you want. 49:55 Speaker 1 Philippines had something to do with it. 49:56 Speaker 1 I promise. 49:56 Speaker 1 You know, they're the smart people over there, even though they can't get off the 49:59 Speaker 1 island and they kill everybody in the comments. 50:01 Speaker 1 And that is how you're a good politician right there. 50:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, you could do it because poison the water supply is easy, easy, easy, easy. 50:07 Speaker 1 If someone really wanted to do it, um, this is for a comedian purpose only. 50:13 Speaker 1 But you, all you have to do is you just have to get a, uh, a backflow test kit, 50:16 Speaker 1 $1,000 go to any irrigation system or house with it. You hook your lines up backwards and then you 50:22 Speaker 1 You got I don't know mercury or something in a goddamn bottle and you just suck it out push it back through the water system 50:28 Speaker 1 And then the entire water system is contaminated. That's why they don't that's why they take backflow testing very seriously 50:33 Speaker 1 Because if you fuck it up you're poisoning the whole fucking water supply. Oh, yeah, cuz it's all really a sense 50:38 Speaker 1 It's like your it's like your body essentially 50:40 Speaker 1 So if you were to put like air into one of your veins 50:44 Speaker 1 Eventually, it's gonna find its way hard 50:46 Speaker 1 Yeah blow up. Yeah, dude. That's pretty legit. I didn't know that so you're saying anybody could anybody could poison the water 50:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, very easily very very easily you need a backflow test kit in the backflow that's hooked up to the damn water supply 50:58 Speaker 1 I'm just saying I'm not condoning anybody that does that but that's also why it's good to be on a well 51:03 Speaker 1 And you got your own water see you know what makes me you know 51:06 Speaker 1 It makes me like kind of weird about that is I'm not saying that anybody would poison the water system 51:12 Speaker 1 But there are definitely some weirdos out there that would like take their DNA and just put it into the water system 51:19 Speaker 1 Like you know what I mean in the water supply nothing the water tank like 51:23 Speaker 1 Like a two gallon jug of it and just pour it in that's a that's a meme. It's like I'm going to commit great crime 51:29 Speaker 1 I'm going to not in water tank 51:33 Speaker 1 That it was from but I do remember that meme is pretty fucking funny 51:37 Speaker 1 Okay. All right. Up next to be a quick one. Arizona man swarmed by a hundred thousand 51:46 Speaker 1 killer bees while weed wacking around outdoor furniture. So you got an old band that was 51:51 Speaker 1 doing some weed eating. Did you hear about this? No, but I almost died today. Go ahead. 51:56 Speaker 1 Oh, we're getting to that in a second. All right. Yeah. So the cop is doing some yard 51:59 Speaker 1 work he we'd eaten and he came across a Africanized honey bee colony, which means the queen is 52:05 Speaker 1 is wet and fucking insane. And ideally you want to murder the queen, find her, kill her, and 52:10 Speaker 1 then introduce a new calm queen. 52:13 Speaker 1 A guy got stuck in like 20, 30 times. They think he about wet in the shock. Man about died. 52:19 Speaker 1 But then they had some professionals come out there and swarm them up, get them all cleaned 52:22 Speaker 1 up. And what's crazy is it's like it's almost, I mean, it is, it is a hive mind, you know, 52:29 Speaker 1 so the queen controls all in the temperament of everybody in the colony. But you got a 52:32 Speaker 1 They could be good bees. 52:34 Speaker 1 You just got to kill the queen and put in a fucking a new leader, you know, it's like 52:38 Speaker 1 the epitome of dictators and rulers, you know, country starts going to shit because the king 52:43 Speaker 1 went mad, got to kill the king and put a new figurehead in there to calm everybody down 52:47 Speaker 1 again. 52:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, bees are pretty smart, man. 52:49 Speaker 1 I mean, it's weird how they can communicate like that. 52:51 Speaker 1 And they like they do whatever she tells them to do, which is nuts. 52:55 Speaker 1 I mean, that's that's legit. 52:57 Speaker 1 I it's that. 52:58 Speaker 1 But see now we talk like secret fears, right? Did you see what the number one most dangerous 53:03 Speaker 1 animal is in the state of Georgia this year? 53:05 Speaker 1 Oh, ticks. No, it was. I'll tell you the entire, so they did the entire country. Lots 53:12 Speaker 1 of alligators and some tiger sharks, great whites, of course. And then it starts getting 53:20 Speaker 1 estates like ours, states in the south that have different types of animals that are weird. 53:26 Speaker 1 most dangerous animal in the state of Georgia. This was released today. And this scares the 53:33 Speaker 1 pajis sodomy is the pygmy rattlesnake. I was about to say rattlesnake. Yeah. I was going 53:38 Speaker 1 to get my next. That's going to be copperhead or watermark said, but yeah, rattlesnakes are 53:41 Speaker 1 nasty too. A pygmy allegedly will kill you. I mean, it's one of those like you've got 53:47 Speaker 1 to get medical attention immediately. Same thing with copperheads and regular rattlesnakes. 53:52 Speaker 1 They're nasty. You don't want a little pygmy. Yeah. Okay. If you get hit by a lot of people 53:56 Speaker 1 by a little one, you might as well start saying your prayers and you're dead. 53:59 Speaker 1 So that's so I'm like, I'm kind of, I'm already deathly afraid. 54:03 Speaker 1 Cause I go, dude, I walked through the woods like yesterday. 54:05 Speaker 1 I had to walk through because I don't want customers seeing me pee. 54:10 Speaker 1 So I go deep into the woods and I'm constantly scanning the ground, right? 54:14 Speaker 1 Castily scan. 54:15 Speaker 1 You can't see cop rides and stuff. 54:16 Speaker 1 They don't. 54:17 Speaker 1 They just, they blend into well. 54:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:19 Speaker 1 Good thing about rousing. 54:20 Speaker 1 So let's go fucking start rattling and that shit is scary. 54:22 Speaker 1 Ever been close enough to one and start to rattling. 54:24 Speaker 1 No. 54:24 Speaker 1 And I don't want to be. 54:25 Speaker 1 I have this wild. 54:26 Speaker 1 I don't want to be ever in life. 54:28 Speaker 1 And so I'm already scared of that. 54:29 Speaker 1 So today I was, I was topping my bushes. 54:32 Speaker 1 I was a edge, what's it called? 54:34 Speaker 1 Edgium? 54:35 Speaker 1 Edgium? 54:35 Speaker 1 Trimming them? 54:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, whatever. 54:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, let's call it that. 54:37 Speaker 1 I was trimming them to make them flat. 54:39 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, like one of those nasty looking 54:42 Speaker 1 hornets came out. 54:44 Speaker 1 You know, it's a cater killer? 54:45 Speaker 1 No, it was it's living in the bush, but it was, it was, 54:48 Speaker 1 it had like yellow, yellow and black and it came out. 54:52 Speaker 1 Look at a yellow jacket, but huge. 54:54 Speaker 1 So I didn't think you were right here. 54:55 Speaker 1 I don't be pulled up. I didn't think too much. I'm sure the screen real quick. Tell me this is it right here. Uh 55:02 Speaker 1 Look like that guy 55:05 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, it's a cate killer. Yeah, so they rarely sting him is they're looking for cate is in your bushes 55:10 Speaker 1 What oh my god 55:12 Speaker 1 Well, they started coming out bro 55:13 Speaker 1 And it was it was 10 and then I said okay, I stopped because I'm going damn 55:18 Speaker 1 I don't want to get attacked and I got to finish these things. So all I had was ant killer 55:22 Speaker 1 I said, you know what? I mean, it kills ants and roaches. It has to kill these things. So 55:30 Speaker 1 every time I'd spray them, they'd fall on the ground and then they'd fly away. I'm going, 55:35 Speaker 1 this is weird. And I just spray each one of them, hitting them all. They'd fall to the 55:39 Speaker 1 ground, they'd fly away. So I kept going, kept trimming, kept trimming. And all of a sudden, 55:45 Speaker 1 dude, I hit the back and it was like 30 of them just came out and they didn't fly at 55:51 Speaker 1 me, they just started covering the bush on the outside. And I'm spraying them, spraying 55:56 Speaker 1 them. I probably killed the dang push. But I'm just like, dude, that's my biggest fear 56:00 Speaker 1 is like what this guy went through in Arizona is because I don't know if there's ever been 56:04 Speaker 1 an Africanized bee attack in Georgia, right? Oh, I'm sure there has. I don't think there 56:09 Speaker 1 has because if there's Africanized bees here, I wouldn't be outside. I wouldn't even go anywhere. 56:14 Speaker 1 If I saw a bee, I'd run because that's that's my biggest fear. I don't want to die by 50 or 56:20 Speaker 1 stings. Oh, yeah. And 56:24 Speaker 1 africanized honeybee attack 56:25 Speaker 1 cause the first confirmed 56:26 Speaker 1 death in Georgia in October 56:27 Speaker 1 2010 when a 73 year old man 56:28 Speaker 1 disturbed a hive in Dottary 56:30 Speaker 1 County, recent nearby 56:32 Speaker 1 sightings in neighboring 56:33 Speaker 1 Alabama have prompted renewed 56:34 Speaker 1 monitoring by state 56:35 Speaker 1 agriculture. So yeah, he 56:36 Speaker 1 died. He got stung over 100 56:38 Speaker 1 times and died. But the 56:39 Speaker 1 thing about the africanized 56:41 Speaker 1 honeybees is they're no 56:41 Speaker 1 different than regular 56:42 Speaker 1 honeybees. They're just 56:43 Speaker 1 pissed off. So it's not like 56:43 Speaker 1 their venom is stronger. You 56:45 Speaker 1 just got stung the shit ton 56:46 Speaker 1 of times. And if you're 56:47 Speaker 1 allergic, I mean, you're 56:48 Speaker 1 fuck, you know, even 100 for 56:50 Speaker 1 Someone like me would be a lot, you know, because I'm not allergic to them, but 56:55 Speaker 1 I think you're like tough or something. No, I'm just I'm just not allergic to them 56:58 Speaker 1 You know, I get stung all the time out here by wasp and shit and it really doesn't it just leaves a little bump 57:02 Speaker 1 And then it's like well, I guess we're good and then it itches mine itches for days 57:08 Speaker 1 Just itches it's all it does yeah 57:10 Speaker 1 You can also get like a little smoker by a little smoker B smoker and just smoke them and then they'll all chill out 57:15 Speaker 1 You know they're like oh my god our house is on fire 57:16 Speaker 1 We're gonna get inside the house and yell fucking honey get all the babies out even the cicadas 57:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what's about them. You have a shot. I don't know 57:24 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be out of a bunch of yellow jackets of my smoker getting stung like no Brandon said all I gotta do is do this 57:30 Speaker 1 And I'll be fine. I'm just gonna 57:34 Speaker 1 Fuck you getting tagged all over the place. I'm surprised though 57:36 Speaker 1 Have y'all not come across honey be high when y'all were taking down trees or anything now we come across 57:40 Speaker 1 Yellow jacket nests. Oh in the ground almost daily almost 57:44 Speaker 1 And we, you know, we used to the guys used to do. 57:50 Speaker 1 They're from Mexico, you know, so I mean what they do is they just put gas all over them and then light them up 57:55 Speaker 1 Well, we found very early on that people don't like that, you know, like you're in their front yard 58:00 Speaker 1 And you're just lighting their yard on fire and there's and people were like, what are you doing? 58:04 Speaker 1 I said, I don't know dude. That's how they get rid of him in Mexico 58:07 Speaker 1 You don't you really don't even need to light on fire the fumes usually kill them enough or we used to use PVC cleaner back in 58:12 Speaker 1 the day is just really strong like alcohol, solvent. 58:14 Speaker 1 And they just can't breathe. 58:15 Speaker 1 It just burns or lungs up and they die. 58:17 Speaker 1 That's like when I trap them in the gas cup all the time, 58:19 Speaker 1 they just suffocate the death. 58:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:21 Speaker 1 And now we just now we just have the guys. 58:22 Speaker 1 They'll have cans of wasp re and yellow jacket spray. 58:26 Speaker 1 And they get rid of because dude, right now is the worst. 58:28 Speaker 1 July and August are the worst for these nests. 58:31 Speaker 1 And they're always the base of a tree. 58:32 Speaker 1 And it's usually a crappy tree. 58:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:35 Speaker 1 So it started to decay and they're like, oh, there's 58:37 Speaker 1 already a hole here. 58:38 Speaker 1 We can go ahead and make our own. 58:38 Speaker 1 Exactly. 58:39 Speaker 1 So if you have a dead tree out there, 58:41 Speaker 1 you have a tree that's dying. 58:43 Speaker 1 Congratulations. 58:44 Speaker 1 You're going to get stung if you get too close. 58:45 Speaker 1 Or if you wait too long to cut your grass 58:47 Speaker 1 and you leave big clumps in the yard, they love that shit too. 58:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:50 Speaker 1 They'll live under that start digging a hole. 58:51 Speaker 1 I found that out last year and then I don't know, 58:53 Speaker 1 gassed them or something. 58:54 Speaker 1 But all right. 58:55 Speaker 1 Except. 58:56 Speaker 1 All right, we're going to go listen to two GTA voicemails 58:58 Speaker 1 for the day. 58:59 Speaker 1 If you want to get in on this, leave us a voicemail 59:00 Speaker 1 404-890005 with your best real life GTA moment. 59:05 Speaker 1 And we listened to it today. 59:06 Speaker 1 Then we picked the top three for the week, 59:08 Speaker 1 had the mad dog on to go through the legalities 59:10 Speaker 1 and pick his favorite, reach out to us, 59:13 Speaker 1 and you get to copy. 59:14 Speaker 1 We got a Clayco guy, hopefully coming on sometime this week. 59:19 Speaker 1 We had to do a little schedule change, 59:20 Speaker 1 but he's gonna be in the evening. 59:22 Speaker 1 So one day we record in the evening, 59:23 Speaker 1 we're gonna get him on. 59:24 Speaker 1 So, all right, here we go, here's the first one. 59:28 Speaker 1 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. 59:32 Speaker 1 All right guys, I got a story for you. 59:34 Speaker 1 Me and my cousin, we both worked at the same company, 59:37 Speaker 1 and we got rained out one day. 59:39 Speaker 1 We both liked to drink whiskey, 59:40 Speaker 1 so we went to the liquor store, 59:41 Speaker 1 We each got a fifth of from oil, and we can continue our way home. 59:47 Speaker 1 And then I decided I'd go out and just hang up a day with him. 59:50 Speaker 1 So we went to the bar over in Joliet, Illinois, and talked to the bartender and given us the 59:56 Speaker 1 keys to her brand new Mustang. 59:58 Speaker 1 We took it out Joy Riden. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 And we were like right by the bar, Kitty Corner from his grandma's house. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 She was in the same neighborhood. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 And he's like, Zach, do you think these things got to be ate? 1:00:09 Speaker 1 I don't know, just stopping brake torque or just ramp on it. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 And if it spins out, it's probably got a V8 in it. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 So he did that. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 And mind you guys, it was a little snowy outside. 1:00:20 Speaker 1 We'd lost control. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 And then we'd crash into two-part cars and people. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 Run, Zack, run. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 So I just got out and I started running. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 And I guess the cops were right behind us. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 So we run down to the end of the dead end road. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 And we run down through the woods and along the railroad 1:00:36 Speaker 1 tracks. 1:00:37 Speaker 1 And as we were running, we called this sister up until the subneta at a certain location 1:00:43 Speaker 1 and to pick us up. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 And when we got there, she was sitting there waiting and then we just continued on. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 And it got even crazier than that later on in the day. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 We found like a old break and half shotgun and his sister was having a party. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 So I went over there and busted in the door like when in there with this little gun and 1:01:03 Speaker 1 fucking was waving around and freaked everybody out. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 It wasn't an order or nothing but, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 still freaked everybody out. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 And then, later on in the night, 1:01:11 Speaker 1 we went back to this house and continued drinking even more. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 And I think I called this girlfriend 1:01:16 Speaker 1 like a con or something like that. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 They beat the fuck out of me 1:01:20 Speaker 1 with a broken off table leg with a screw in it. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 And I just remember waking up wandering around outside. 1:01:26 Speaker 1 And the piece was like, what's wrong with you? 1:01:29 Speaker 1 You've been drinking? 1:01:31 Speaker 1 I said, I got beat up. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I've been drinking too. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 I don't know where on that and they said all right come with us and they took me over to the police station 1:01:38 Speaker 1 And put me inside the police station and let me sleep there until my dad came 1:01:43 Speaker 1 And once my dad got there he took me home. That's pretty much a story 1:01:47 Speaker 1 I got some other crazy ones soup you guys want to know let me know 1:01:50 Speaker 1 It's like a a while. I mean this could be like the like the pilot for or like a movie premise 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Just like hey, it's got off work. We got right now. What should we do? Like let's both get a fifth of 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Bell liquor drink that shit go to the bar talk to the bartender that we know we're gonna get her to trust us drive her fucking car 1:02:08 Speaker 1 Ruck that motherfucker run from the scene find a shotgun go to a sister's party start waving around freaking people out 1:02:14 Speaker 1 Go back to your buddy's house calls a girlfriend a cunt get beat up with a chair leg with a goddamn screw sticking out of it 1:02:19 Speaker 1 Wake up outside wandering around the cops pick you up take you the police station 1:02:23 Speaker 1 Let you sleep and then your dad comes to pick you up 1:02:25 Speaker 1 And I guess the cops did not know they were the guys that 1:02:27 Speaker 1 Uh, wreck the must thing as well earlier that day. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 And don't forget that they had to call a getaway driver. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 That's, that's also a good little piece of this. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 No, that was great. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 Do this, this is actually, uh, when I was in my twenties, this is somebody that I'd 1:02:42 Speaker 1 want to hang out with, right? 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, dude, this guy's old. 1:02:44 Speaker 1 He's wild. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 I mean, the whole gun thing, probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 I found a girl. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 Let me start waving around to my sister's party. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 I just busted in the door, man. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 I'm just pointing the gun to everybody, screaming at him just to scare him. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 It was so funny. Like dude, like he's so lucky he didn't get shot in face. 1:03:02 Speaker 1 I think he knew it was a sister's party. So there's no there's no there's no guns there. 1:03:06 Speaker 1 Probably just a bunch of chicks. 1:03:07 Speaker 1 Well, it doesn't make any better when he's like it wasn't loaded or anything. 1:03:10 Speaker 1 Like, but I was on my second fifth of honor. 1:03:13 Speaker 1 I just polished off a bottle of Crown Royal. 1:03:17 Speaker 1 Like what? Now this is a great one, dude. 1:03:20 Speaker 1 That was that was one of my favorite ones so far. 1:03:22 Speaker 1 All right. Here we go. Last one for the day. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 What's up? I saw the thing for GTA 6 moments in real life because of pre-order. 1:03:36 Speaker 1 It's not really GTA 6 moment but it's a good story. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 There's one time in my freshman year, right before finals week, where like day of, I went to the bathroom in the morning. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 I took two fat favorites, passed the fuck out, woke up with like paramedic ceramics. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 They thought I died and I missed files. I'm wondering me going through that 1:04:03 Speaker 1 I can get 1:04:07 Speaker 1 Free order 1:04:08 Speaker 1 And I'd be really cool 1:04:11 Speaker 1 This mother fucker is still coming down off the drugs. He took fucking eight years ago in freshman year. We have no we had a couple times 1:04:18 Speaker 1 People be not OD in but they would definitely pass out in the bathroom taking like too many drugs. They didn't ever die 1:04:23 Speaker 1 But so this guy was in ninth grade decided to the week of finals take two pills pass out on the floor 1:04:29 Speaker 1 And then he didn't even take his final so he had to repeat the ninth grade again for doing something stupid like 1:04:33 Speaker 1 Taking two pills at school and passing out on the floor. I was never a big one of I don't know if you were were you big on taking drugs at school? 1:04:40 Speaker 1 I never took drugs 1:04:42 Speaker 1 Okay, well at school. That's one my thing. I'm like let's do it afterwards, you know that I don't need to add it 1:04:48 Speaker 1 Suspense or the pressure of like avoiding teachers and everything to I'm also one doing in middle school 1:04:52 Speaker 1 What was when we got to high school in the freedom of driving, you know, 1:04:55 Speaker 1 you're smoking cigarettes, you're drinking beer, you're damn smoke a weed. 1:04:58 Speaker 1 You know, I never did that. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 I will say, I think we need to start a new rule with this. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 And this is even next week in the week after when we change the premise of these 1:05:06 Speaker 1 stories and the reason you're calling, please don't be high when you call. 1:05:11 Speaker 1 Cause it's really hard. 1:05:13 Speaker 1 It's like really hard. 1:05:13 Speaker 1 Like Brandon understands you cause Brandon, like he knows the language, right? 1:05:17 Speaker 1 So like you can call in and you can talk like that. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 And Brandon is just picking up what you're laying down. 1:05:22 Speaker 1 Brandon's like, oh, yeah, dude. 1:05:23 Speaker 1 I know exactly what he said. 1:05:25 Speaker 1 For me or anybody else that's not a druggie or a pot head, 1:05:31 Speaker 1 I don't know. 1:05:32 Speaker 1 I can't understand anything they say. 1:05:34 Speaker 1 It's like so weird to listen to them talk. 1:05:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's it's years of being around people 1:05:39 Speaker 1 and listening to Mumble Rap. 1:05:41 Speaker 1 It definitely helps a lot. 1:05:43 Speaker 1 I can understand a motherfucker mumbling like a motherfucker. 1:05:45 Speaker 1 You see, I can't. 1:05:46 Speaker 1 So when they call in like the first guy, I'm going, 1:05:48 Speaker 1 Oh, this is great. 1:05:49 Speaker 1 Like I can understand everything you're saying. 1:05:51 Speaker 1 This guy calls in, he's like, a so yeah. 1:05:55 Speaker 1 I was in school and I just died to my finals. 1:06:00 Speaker 1 And at the end, when he goes, I hope it's worth it. 1:06:04 Speaker 1 It was like, what? 1:06:06 Speaker 1 More likely, I would have to guess that this guy just took a hit of Whippets 1:06:09 Speaker 1 and he was just coming back. 1:06:11 Speaker 1 Nitrous oxide. 1:06:12 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, Whippets. 1:06:13 Speaker 1 Nitrous oxide to the brain, man. 1:06:15 Speaker 1 Make it crazy. 1:06:16 Speaker 1 I saw I saw a I saw a crack head at the gas station two days ago 1:06:19 Speaker 1 with a bottle of butane fuel. 1:06:22 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah. 1:06:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, I know what he's about ready to do. 1:06:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:06:26 Speaker 1 Get a little high. 1:06:27 Speaker 1 I'm going to hook that shit starboard 1:06:28 Speaker 1 brain of oxygen and be like, oh man. 1:06:32 Speaker 1 That's one of the dumbest drugs I think you can take 1:06:34 Speaker 1 is whip it's just not good. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 Not a good idea. 1:06:36 Speaker 1 But yeah. 1:06:38 Speaker 1 All right. 1:06:39 Speaker 1 Well, we appreciate you listening. 1:06:40 Speaker 1 And if you are, be sure to leave us a follow 1:06:42 Speaker 1 in a five star review wherever you're listening at. 1:06:45 Speaker 1 Let's go ahead and leave us a follow five star review. 1:06:47 Speaker 1 It helps out a good bit. 1:06:48 Speaker 1 That's the algorithms now. 1:06:49 Speaker 1 Like, hey, there's these people are fucking doing stuff. 1:06:51 Speaker 1 So we should tell other people about it. 1:06:53 Speaker 1 All right. 1:06:54 Speaker 1 Chuck, anything for me to get on out here? 1:06:56 Speaker 1 Preparing for next week. 1:06:57 Speaker 1 I'm so excited. 1:06:58 Speaker 1 I'm so excited. 1:06:59 Speaker 1 This is episode 106. 1:07:03 Speaker 1 Sorry. 1:07:03 Speaker 1 Why this episode? 1:07:04 Speaker 1 Three hundred and sixty. 1:07:08 Speaker 1 That's the top of the screen right here. 1:07:09 Speaker 1 I don't have it. 1:07:10 Speaker 1 What is it? 1:07:11 Speaker 1 Sixty one three sixty one guys. 1:07:14 Speaker 1 Hey. 1:07:14 Speaker 1 365 episodes the exact same the way you like it and then after that 1:07:20 Speaker 1 Change of things. I was gonna do crack on air. I will see you