MARTA Creeps Closer EP-357 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-30
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ql3dDWkTgLFqQYiGI6RiE

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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild taste, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers for anyone else trying to keep them clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You have your patience. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought that opinions are first on the show are for you to get it purposeless only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not the reflection of Chuck Iron Fist or PDN's Russia. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 1:00 Speaker 1 I'm gonna make it to a Thursday. 1:02 Speaker 1 It today would be the day that I'd get my own excuse 1:05 Speaker 1 if it was like 23 years prior. 1:07 Speaker 1 But today, instead of getting orange juice, 1:09 Speaker 1 you could call the Pink Painters, 1:11 Speaker 1 with over 35 years of experience 1:12 Speaker 1 in commercial panning and wall covering. 1:14 Speaker 1 There the guys get the job done. 1:15 Speaker 1 Office buildings, retail spaces, medical industrial. 1:18 Speaker 1 Give them a call 943-257-731. 1:22 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher, 1:22 Speaker 1 it's the day that I know show over there is Chuck Charles, 1:24 Speaker 1 I'm just telling you, 1:25 Speaker 1 did you say orange juice or juice? 1:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:28 Speaker 1 Why does it sound like you're saying, 1:29 Speaker 1 I get my orange juice, orange juice. 1:33 Speaker 1 How are you saying, say orange again? 1:36 Speaker 1 Orange. 1:37 Speaker 1 Orange juice. 1:39 Speaker 1 I love people from the South, man. 1:41 Speaker 1 Orange. 1:41 Speaker 1 I get that orange juice, man. 1:43 Speaker 1 I get that orange juice. 1:45 Speaker 1 How do you say it? 1:46 Speaker 1 Orange? 1:47 Speaker 1 See, you're pronouncing it too much. 1:48 Speaker 1 It just makes you feel weird. 1:50 Speaker 1 I think you're missing a syllable. 1:52 Speaker 1 It's orange juice. 1:54 Speaker 1 It's orange. 1:55 Speaker 1 It's orange. 1:57 Speaker 1 Orange I feel like the jis is is a syllable itself so orange 2:02 Speaker 1 Orange it's three syllables. You're just saying orange orange. Yeah, I'm 2:07 Speaker 1 It's not like syringe. You know that's where you pronounce the G the gin and syringe or gin like a drink 2:13 Speaker 1 It wouldn't just be like to in I don't know I just like the fact that every time I get on here with you 2:18 Speaker 1 I learned new words that you don't know how to say and it makes it happy 2:22 Speaker 1 It was it was a good day. I got I got well I got a couple bad things happening 2:26 Speaker 1 I'm fighting through it. 2:28 Speaker 1 It's a good day when I only have five bad things happen to me. 2:31 Speaker 1 Exactly. 2:32 Speaker 1 So man, you know, oh God, 2:35 Speaker 1 this is, you can maybe settle this 2:36 Speaker 1 because we got about 10 minutes to figure this out. 2:39 Speaker 1 So we got to crack this thing before it happens. 2:42 Speaker 1 Okay, Megan is patiently waiting in the kitchen 2:45 Speaker 1 as she should be, making dinner as she should be. 2:48 Speaker 1 And we have a little bit of a situation happening. 2:51 Speaker 1 So do you remember, I told you this story about 2:54 Speaker 1 a wine rainer that we had, that we lost to a friend that wanted it because she was 2:58 Speaker 1 single and all that. 3:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, somewhat vividly, not vividly the opposite of vividly. 3:03 Speaker 1 Uh, um, yeah, I think vividly. 3:05 Speaker 1 No vividly, it would be good. 3:06 Speaker 1 Like, like a little bit, like a little bit. 3:08 Speaker 1 I think vividly means you like, yes, I really remember it. 3:11 Speaker 1 Oh, is that right? 3:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, vividly means like I vividly saw it like a vivid color. 3:16 Speaker 1 It's bright, you know, and you can retain all the information. 3:18 Speaker 1 I don't think that's right. 3:19 Speaker 1 I think vividly means like barely. 3:22 Speaker 1 I think I barely remember is vividly because we have when you have vivid dreams. 3:27 Speaker 1 That means you could you can remember the dream. 3:29 Speaker 1 You remember everything about the dream. 3:30 Speaker 1 And what is lucid mean? 3:32 Speaker 1 That's where you can more control it. 3:36 Speaker 1 Okay. 3:36 Speaker 1 So you vividly know I don't know you barely had non vividly non vividly remember this. 3:44 Speaker 1 Yes. 3:45 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we had a dog and we got this wine rain or thinking you know it was going 3:48 Speaker 1 to be a perfect pet and long story short, he ended up growing as a puppy. 3:54 Speaker 1 He ended up becoming a man, right? 3:57 Speaker 1 And next thing you know, he's eating corn on the cob, he's eating socks, 4:01 Speaker 1 he's going in for surgery, he is a walking barking nightmare. 4:05 Speaker 1 Okay. So we had a friend that was single that was running an Airbnb up in North Georgia. 4:11 Speaker 1 And it was like a mansion with like a pool, they were doing like bachelor parties there 4:14 Speaker 1 and all this stuff. And she's like, I just don't feel comfortable being here alone. 4:17 Speaker 1 Can I borrow the dog? We say, yeah, you can borrow the dog. So she borrowed the dog. Well, that turned into one week, 4:22 Speaker 1 borrowing him a month, borrowing him until one day. She said, look, I'd like to marry this dog. 4:26 Speaker 1 I just wanted to be my husband. Yeah, dude. She's in love with this dog, which is great. 4:30 Speaker 1 I mean, she's gonna have sex with it. No. No. No. We're actually, we're trying to make that happen with 4:36 Speaker 1 Firebreak Patrick. I have sex with the dog. No. No. No. Actually, hold on. Hold on. This gets okay. You're 4:42 Speaker 1 We might not stop. 4:43 Speaker 1 Finally. 4:44 Speaker 1 That's a what? 4:45 Speaker 1 Yes, faintly. 4:47 Speaker 1 So anyway, so she, she, she, 4:48 Speaker 1 Massachusetts like she knows, 4:50 Speaker 1 she does what once a year. 4:51 Speaker 1 Have I met this woman? 4:52 Speaker 1 Uh, Christmas party maybe? 4:56 Speaker 1 No, she did not come. 4:58 Speaker 1 And no, she's single. 4:59 Speaker 1 So you know she came to the Christmas party. 5:01 Speaker 1 I would have obviously tried to make you do what? 5:04 Speaker 1 Uh, put my penis in her. 5:05 Speaker 1 And that did that. 5:06 Speaker 1 And the dog. 5:07 Speaker 1 Oh, stop. 5:09 Speaker 1 So, so anyway, so the dog, 5:10 Speaker 1 once a year, she calls us 5:12 Speaker 1 And she says, hey, you know, I'm going out of town on a girls trip or I'm going to do 5:15 Speaker 1 this or that. 5:16 Speaker 1 I'm going to Mexico. 5:17 Speaker 1 Would you mind watching the dog for that? 5:19 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, technically it was our dog. 5:22 Speaker 1 Like he was like, we were the OG family. 5:24 Speaker 1 So we feel kind of obligated. 5:26 Speaker 1 Well, mind you, this dog weighs 95 pounds. 5:31 Speaker 1 He's huge and Rex is, I don't know, 17 pounds and small. 5:38 Speaker 1 He is just not very friendly when it comes to walking around humans or other dogs. 5:44 Speaker 1 He will just step on you. 5:46 Speaker 1 He'll step on your feet as a human. 5:47 Speaker 1 He'll step on Rex and kill him. 5:49 Speaker 1 So anyway, so he's actually are now arriving during the recording of this segment. 5:54 Speaker 1 So shit, I know. 5:56 Speaker 1 I got to get crazy. 5:56 Speaker 1 I got to make him say that. 5:59 Speaker 1 I get absolutely insane. 6:00 Speaker 1 So Megan said, you know, I'm just going to put Rex out back. 6:03 Speaker 1 I'm going to let him get introduced to the house first and then I'll bring Rex in, 6:07 Speaker 1 but we should never let them be together. I said, that's that's the wrong answer here. The right 6:11 Speaker 1 answer is take Rex out front to meet him again because they know each other. They played together 6:17 Speaker 1 before we're not playing. Rex walks away survive. Let's survive. Let's let them go out there and do 6:23 Speaker 1 that for 10 minutes and then just bring them in together. They're not going to be barking and she said, 6:28 Speaker 1 know the best thing is to leave them separated. I think what do you think? I think you should leave 6:32 Speaker 1 Rex right there where you're sitting and then let that dog come in and see if it just 6:35 Speaker 1 Batch is through your barricade and just like tackles you and Rex. 6:38 Speaker 1 Oh, he'll destroy this entire room. 6:40 Speaker 1 Like there's no chance. 6:42 Speaker 1 This is the worst. 6:43 Speaker 1 And so that's when you said about Patrick, 6:45 Speaker 1 called Fire Break Patrick, doing the, you know, hooking up with the dog. 6:49 Speaker 1 So, you know, he's still here for another week. 6:51 Speaker 1 So we kind of mean Megan, we're talking about it. 6:53 Speaker 1 Really, dude. 6:54 Speaker 1 This dog is obsessed with sleeping with her because he sleeps with her every night. 6:58 Speaker 1 He's not sleeping with us. 7:00 Speaker 1 We don't we don't let dog sleep in our bed. 7:02 Speaker 1 But then I thought about it. 7:03 Speaker 1 I'm like, well, Patrick's on the first floor. 7:06 Speaker 1 He's staying here as a gift from me. 7:09 Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like making him room with the dog 7:13 Speaker 1 isn't a bad thing. 7:14 Speaker 1 Do you think that's inappropriate? 7:16 Speaker 1 Uh, not for like a normal house guest, 7:19 Speaker 1 like if they were to come down from like out of town, 7:22 Speaker 1 you're like, yeah, come save for a week. 7:23 Speaker 1 You made him sleep with the dog. 7:24 Speaker 1 I think they'd be bad. 7:25 Speaker 1 But in your scenario, I think you're trying to, 7:27 Speaker 1 I know Meg it is, trying to push him out. 7:29 Speaker 1 Make sure he doesn't overstay as welcome by cleaning 7:30 Speaker 1 everything, now you're going to be like, 7:31 Speaker 1 All right, Patrick, here's the dog. 7:32 Speaker 1 You gotta sleep with this motherfucker. 7:33 Speaker 1 You're like, sweet. 7:34 Speaker 1 Hold on. 7:35 Speaker 1 You think Megan wants him out more than I do? 7:38 Speaker 1 No, I think she's pushing the boundaries more. 7:40 Speaker 1 No, Megan is definitely okay with this. 7:43 Speaker 1 Because like I said, he is a very, very clean person. 7:47 Speaker 1 And he is very much doing, and again, 7:50 Speaker 1 I know he listens to the show, 7:52 Speaker 1 so I'm saying this with all the kindness and love in my heart. 7:54 Speaker 1 He is going out of his way to be very, 7:57 Speaker 1 a very, very good house guest. 7:58 Speaker 1 Like, oh, very good. 8:00 Speaker 1 So I know there's no way Megan's like, 8:02 Speaker 1 oh gosh, we need to get Patrick out of here. 8:04 Speaker 1 If anything, she's probably over here like, 8:06 Speaker 1 you know what this whole living made thing? 8:08 Speaker 1 Man, Chuck, it was a really good idea. 8:10 Speaker 1 And we found somebody that's not hot 8:12 Speaker 1 that I don't have to worry about you sleeping with, you know? 8:15 Speaker 1 So like it's in her world. 8:16 Speaker 1 This is like perfect. 8:17 Speaker 1 Cause she found, she found a living made 8:19 Speaker 1 that she ain't gonna worry about me being like, 8:21 Speaker 1 that's kind of hot. 8:22 Speaker 1 You know, cause I'm never gonna look at Firebreak Patrick. 8:24 Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, but I think subconsciously he's like, 8:27 Speaker 1 I don't wanna be a maid forever or does he? 8:28 Speaker 1 I don't know. 8:29 Speaker 1 I don't know. 8:31 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 8:32 Speaker 1 I mean, I would think he doesn't, 8:35 Speaker 1 but it's a pretty good gig. 8:37 Speaker 1 I think he's living your life right now. 8:38 Speaker 1 Like, you know, imagine going from being like a husband 8:41 Speaker 1 with three kids and all of a sudden, 8:45 Speaker 1 you're back to living the life you live. 8:48 Speaker 1 Cause that's what he's, I mean, he's essentially living 8:49 Speaker 1 your life. 8:50 Speaker 1 You know what, moving with a family? 8:53 Speaker 1 I don't think he looks at us like that. 8:55 Speaker 1 You know, it's a weird time. 8:56 Speaker 1 It's roommates. 8:56 Speaker 1 You know, like he just looks at all of us as roommates. 8:58 Speaker 1 Like the other day he's getting regular to bed 9:01 Speaker 1 and Savannah comes down and she's like, 9:02 Speaker 1 hey, are you going to Sam's club tomorrow? 9:04 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, she goes, 9:05 Speaker 1 I'm gonna make you a list. 9:07 Speaker 1 She writes like, oh my God, 9:10 Speaker 1 I came up with the stuff's called. 9:12 Speaker 1 It's something drizzly licious. 9:13 Speaker 1 Oh, drizzly licious? 9:14 Speaker 1 The rice cake, thanks. 9:15 Speaker 1 Yes. 9:16 Speaker 1 So she makes him a list of all this stuff, right? 9:18 Speaker 1 And so he calls me the next day at six o'clock 9:22 Speaker 1 and he goes, hey, man, I'm at Sam's club. 9:24 Speaker 1 Can you ask Savannah what flavor 9:26 Speaker 1 she needed these drizzle licious. 9:27 Speaker 1 What's, and then he gets home 9:30 Speaker 1 and he's got all these drizzle licious. 9:31 Speaker 1 Savannah comes down. 9:32 Speaker 1 He went to Sam's Club to get him. 9:34 Speaker 1 So she's got him in bulk 9:35 Speaker 1 and he goes, hey Savannah, 9:36 Speaker 1 I got your drizzle licious. 9:37 Speaker 1 And she's all like, oh my God, 9:39 Speaker 1 I totally forgot that I asked you to do that. 9:42 Speaker 1 So I feel like you just think 9:43 Speaker 1 she's got roommates. 9:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:45 Speaker 1 She's just gonna be like, 9:45 Speaker 1 yay, and we're gonna be stale in four days. 9:46 Speaker 1 I'm open all the boxes and just leave them open. 9:48 Speaker 1 Oh no, she just hides them in her room. 9:50 Speaker 1 She knows that Carter and Sydney are the culprits. 9:52 Speaker 1 Oh, the hours. 9:53 Speaker 1 We lost it open. 9:54 Speaker 1 They're the stale crew. 9:56 Speaker 1 It's terrible. 9:57 Speaker 1 But yeah, so we're gonna have a dog here 9:59 Speaker 1 and he's here until Sunday. 10:01 Speaker 1 So Megan is thinking, I guess we're taking him 10:03 Speaker 1 to the ballpark tonight. 10:04 Speaker 1 That'll be fun. 10:05 Speaker 1 And then we gotta figure out where he's gonna be sleeping 10:08 Speaker 1 and living and yeah, it's gonna be good. 10:12 Speaker 1 When you say the ballpark, 10:13 Speaker 1 you mean like with kids out there 10:14 Speaker 1 or just like him playing with balls? 10:16 Speaker 1 Oh no, the ballpark for Savannah's practice 10:20 Speaker 1 and Megan's doing a, she, you know, 10:22 Speaker 1 She does amateur photography. 10:24 Speaker 1 So she's start doing that. 10:26 Speaker 1 She's done it for a while. 10:27 Speaker 1 She does like sports photography. 10:29 Speaker 1 And then she pretty much just puts it in AI 10:32 Speaker 1 and lets them do all the work. 10:33 Speaker 1 She takes like some cool photos 10:36 Speaker 1 and then she just does all that. 10:37 Speaker 1 And so she's out there. 10:38 Speaker 1 She's got to do one of those 10:39 Speaker 1 like a photo shoot from six to six 45. 10:41 Speaker 1 And I'm gonna have the dog. 10:43 Speaker 1 And yeah, it's gonna be a really interesting 10:46 Speaker 1 and the best part is I'm still going to the concert 10:49 Speaker 1 with Crazy Mark on Saturday. 10:51 Speaker 1 I'm taking firebreak with me. 10:53 Speaker 1 So that's got a great time. 10:55 Speaker 1 Megan's gonna be a little with the dogs. 10:58 Speaker 1 And you know how Megan feels about dogs. 11:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 11:02 Speaker 1 And I just imagine though, 11:04 Speaker 1 if you put Rex in your little area there 11:06 Speaker 1 in the big dog season, 11:07 Speaker 1 I think he's gonna wanna get in. 11:08 Speaker 1 And if he wants to, I think he will get in. 11:10 Speaker 1 So better be careful with that. 11:12 Speaker 1 I know, what's the other option, dude? 11:14 Speaker 1 I have freaking rabbits in my garage. 11:16 Speaker 1 You think I told Megan, I said, 11:17 Speaker 1 maybe we just put him in the garage at night, 11:19 Speaker 1 because it's not hot. 11:20 Speaker 1 You know, I got all those fans out there for the rabbits. 11:23 Speaker 1 Why don't you just put Rex in the garage? 11:26 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know if Rex can survive out there, man. 11:28 Speaker 1 He might get out and beat him up at night. 11:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, like we wake up the next day. 11:33 Speaker 1 Rex is dead and the rabbits are out of their cages. 11:36 Speaker 1 Like, yeah, that's what he gets. 11:38 Speaker 1 Like, that's what, because that's the fear with Dusty, 11:41 Speaker 1 the worm reiner going out there, 11:43 Speaker 1 is that he's gonna just tear these rabbits to shreds. 11:46 Speaker 1 He would just kill them both. 11:48 Speaker 1 But Rex going out there, like I really do think there's a chance those rabbits would kill him. 11:53 Speaker 1 They're like now's our chance. 11:54 Speaker 1 He has no self defense like meckiness. 11:57 Speaker 1 Like he has no self. 11:58 Speaker 1 We do him in the pool the other day. 12:00 Speaker 1 Emeralds drown. 12:01 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 12:02 Speaker 1 Has he ever swam before just throw an old dog in there? 12:04 Speaker 1 No, he's not. 12:06 Speaker 1 He's not old. 12:07 Speaker 1 He's eight. 12:08 Speaker 1 And I thought for a dog, I thought all dogs could swim. 12:10 Speaker 1 I think he got to train him. 12:12 Speaker 1 You know, he got to make sure they understand how to swim. 12:14 Speaker 1 You know, he got to learn. 12:15 Speaker 1 And some of the search means a dog got to swim. 12:18 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, I do when they're puppies, 12:18 Speaker 1 when they're old, they can't move as good. 12:20 Speaker 1 But I think some dogs can't, 12:21 Speaker 1 if their legs to body race here is too small. 12:24 Speaker 1 He's probably just sinks. 12:25 Speaker 1 He's probably a very dense dog, 12:26 Speaker 1 and he doesn't have any flotation in him. 12:28 Speaker 1 He just sinks. 12:29 Speaker 1 I've never seen a dog get thrown in 12:31 Speaker 1 a shallow end of a pool, 12:33 Speaker 1 and underwater walk up the stairs. 12:35 Speaker 1 It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. 12:37 Speaker 1 Like Ryan, cause Ryan's over, 12:39 Speaker 1 and he's got his wife with him and his family 12:41 Speaker 1 and all that. 12:42 Speaker 1 And he's all crippled. 12:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12:44 Speaker 1 He's got his water aerobics for his healing. 12:47 Speaker 1 they're gonna get a drope shot at him like doing front flips off the fucking the pool and back flips and 12:52 Speaker 1 belly diving. Oh, you know they're putting him under investigation. So so he's so he's got Rex and next thing 12:59 Speaker 1 I know he just takes Rex. He just like drops him like in the shallow like right there by the by the base of the stairs 13:05 Speaker 1 in the shallow end almost sudden Rex just 13:08 Speaker 1 disappears underwater. And then he climbs up the stairs to get out. I 13:13 Speaker 1 I've never seen anything like it in my life. 13:15 Speaker 1 I mean, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean 13:17 Speaker 1 when undead ones just start walking out of the water. 13:20 Speaker 1 So yeah, so he can't swim. 13:23 Speaker 1 And I'm sure we'll find out this weekend of Dusty can swim 13:25 Speaker 1 because you know, he's going to be doing cannonballs 13:27 Speaker 1 off the top rope as soon as he gets here 13:29 Speaker 1 just to make our life hell. 13:31 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. You better change them filters after he gets in that motherfucker. 13:34 Speaker 1 I know, but yeah, before we move on, 13:38 Speaker 1 I thought about something I've never thought about 13:40 Speaker 1 or haven't thought about in a long time. 13:42 Speaker 1 You know the little plastic, you know, six pack rings they go on top of cans? 13:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you still cut those to save the turtles? 13:50 Speaker 1 You know, I remember that was a big thing when I was little, I would always cut them up because 13:53 Speaker 1 they're like, you know, do what turtles are going to die. Do you ever hear that? Do you ever do that? 13:58 Speaker 1 So I can't remember the last time I saw one of those. 14:02 Speaker 1 Um, do they still make those? 14:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just had one I threw in the trash earlier. That's why I was like, 14:07 Speaker 1 I don't think it's the turt is it the turtles we were trying to save I thought it was the turtles 14:13 Speaker 1 They'd like get around their beaks and something and it would like fucking supplicate them and they die and that was the same 14:16 Speaker 1 Argument with the fucking plastic straw to get jammed in their nose. Yeah, yeah 14:20 Speaker 1 I know about the plastic straws like the plastic straws are a member that pretty well, but I don't remember I didn't know that the 14:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean yeah, I think it's still a thing. I mean there's still turtles out there and they're still oh my god 14:34 Speaker 1 Dog walking Megan can you bring me his bone? 14:37 Speaker 1 I just want to show you something. 14:40 Speaker 1 Was it like fucking, what's the one in a Looney Tunes? 14:42 Speaker 1 Button era. So Dusty's here. 14:47 Speaker 1 What you doing? 14:48 Speaker 1 God. 14:52 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 14:54 Speaker 1 I want to fit on the camera frame. Good God. 14:57 Speaker 1 Dude, bring him in here real quick. 14:59 Speaker 1 I'm going to show, I want to show Brandon what I'm doing. 15:02 Speaker 1 You got to get strolled right here. 15:03 Speaker 1 I know. I'm trying to get all the cables out of the way. 15:06 Speaker 1 All right, come here, dude. 15:06 Speaker 1 Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. 15:10 Speaker 1 It's okay, yeah, dude. 15:11 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, come here. 15:12 Speaker 1 Oh, he's a short hair. 15:13 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:15 Speaker 1 For some reason, it looks like a lab almost, just a big lab. 15:18 Speaker 1 Ah, I guess, I don't think he looks like a lab. 15:21 Speaker 1 Oh, kind of a lab is to me, but he looks really big to me. 15:24 Speaker 1 Did you see the size of that bone? 15:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a mad major fucking boat. 15:27 Speaker 1 But I was jealous, sorry, go ahead. 15:29 Speaker 1 No, but I was just thinking. 15:30 Speaker 1 I was like, I started thinking about him, like, you know, 15:32 Speaker 1 I realized that was all complete bullshit. 15:34 Speaker 1 It was just kind of some made up fucking thing. 15:36 Speaker 1 But come here, you wasn't. 15:37 Speaker 1 You've got like, think about how many fucking sea turtles are all right. 15:40 Speaker 1 What are the fucking odds that plastic is wiping them out? 15:43 Speaker 1 And no other fish is affected, no other wildlife out there is getting hurt. 15:47 Speaker 1 It's just the fucking turtles. 15:48 Speaker 1 It just doesn't make any sense to me. 15:50 Speaker 1 And I think there's like one that dies a year from plastic. 15:53 Speaker 1 And they always show that picture of it wrapped around its neck or a straw up its nose. 15:57 Speaker 1 But it's always the same fucking picture. 15:59 Speaker 1 Like, if it was that big of a deal, I feel like we'd have more turtles washing up. 16:02 Speaker 1 We're getting fucking hung in straws jammed up their nose. 16:05 Speaker 1 I just don't I don't think it's really happening. 16:06 Speaker 1 Okay. I will say I don't think there's a lot of turtles to begin with. 16:09 Speaker 1 I don't think there's as many turtles as you think there are. 16:11 Speaker 1 I think in the entire world, you have less than 100,000 sea turtles. 16:17 Speaker 1 I still think so. There's less of them. 16:18 Speaker 1 Okay. So there's less sea turtles. 16:20 Speaker 1 And let me ask you a question. 16:21 Speaker 1 If you were in the water and you saw a bunch of little rings like that, 16:26 Speaker 1 what would you try to do if you didn't hop big your body was? 16:30 Speaker 1 Oh, do tricks through it? 16:32 Speaker 1 You know you try to swim through it. 16:33 Speaker 1 You know you would, right? 16:35 Speaker 1 So if you're a turtle, you don't know how big your body is. 16:38 Speaker 1 You just know your head's small. 16:39 Speaker 1 And they're just, I would be swimming around. 16:41 Speaker 1 I'd collect them. 16:42 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 16:43 Speaker 1 I'd hit them. 16:43 Speaker 1 Well, what they also said is that it claims, 16:46 Speaker 1 they look like jellyfish or something to them, 16:48 Speaker 1 float in the water. 16:48 Speaker 1 But if you cut one of those rings up, 16:50 Speaker 1 then it really looks like a fucking jellyfish. 16:51 Speaker 1 And I'm like, that don't make any fucking sense. 16:53 Speaker 1 But there are estimated six and a half million sea turtles 16:56 Speaker 1 left in the wild. 16:57 Speaker 1 They say the left. 16:58 Speaker 1 That seems like a lot of fucking turtles. 16:59 Speaker 1 That is a lot of turtles. 17:01 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought they were endangered. 17:02 Speaker 1 I know they're on the bounce back, but I'm saying. 17:05 Speaker 1 I think a few, a few can die and they'll still be okay. 17:08 Speaker 1 It just sucks because I don't even know how they survive. 17:11 Speaker 1 I mean, they have no defense mechanism other than a hard shell. 17:14 Speaker 1 And I feel like sharks don't really care. 17:16 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 17:17 Speaker 1 So, man, that's a lot more than I thought. 17:20 Speaker 1 Now I wish I would have touched them in Hawaii. 17:23 Speaker 1 Yeah. 17:24 Speaker 1 The whole time I'm in Hawaii, we're like in like Queens bath 17:27 Speaker 1 and different locations in Kona. 17:29 Speaker 1 And these turtles are aggressive toward humans. 17:33 Speaker 1 Like they want you to pet him. 17:35 Speaker 1 Like they're trying to like rub up against you 17:37 Speaker 1 and like get some love. 17:38 Speaker 1 And as soon as you get close to one, 17:40 Speaker 1 all the locals lose their, 17:42 Speaker 1 la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. 17:44 Speaker 1 The spears are flying in the air, you know, 17:47 Speaker 1 they're flames, like arrows, a lid on fire. 17:50 Speaker 1 Carter was bodyboarding. 17:52 Speaker 1 And one like, was swimming in next to him. 17:54 Speaker 1 It was the most magical thing he's ever done in his life. 17:57 Speaker 1 I mean, he's over here like, 17:58 Speaker 1 Dad, did you see that? 17:59 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, some crazy locals like, 18:01 Speaker 1 you can't get that close to the dentist. 18:04 Speaker 1 And Carter's like, I didn't do anything. 18:06 Speaker 1 Like, I'm in the ocean. 18:07 Speaker 1 What do you want me to do? 18:08 Speaker 1 But people are really crazy about turtles. 18:10 Speaker 1 You're probably the most crazy. 18:11 Speaker 1 Out of all the crazy people, those are the craziest. 18:13 Speaker 1 And I don't even understand like, 18:14 Speaker 1 why you can't touch them. 18:15 Speaker 1 Like, you just touch them and they die. 18:16 Speaker 1 Like, they're talking about bacteria. 18:18 Speaker 1 Like, they got so much fucking bacteria in the ocean. 18:20 Speaker 1 And if they were that sensitive, 18:21 Speaker 1 I think they'd all be dead already. 18:22 Speaker 1 Like, if they can survive plastic, 18:24 Speaker 1 straws for the most part, you know, 18:25 Speaker 1 a few soldiers get lost here and there. 18:27 Speaker 1 I think you can touch them. 18:29 Speaker 1 I don't even think, I mean, 18:30 Speaker 1 we've all seen that video of the turtle 18:33 Speaker 1 that got pulled out of the water 18:35 Speaker 1 and then the guy had needle nose pliers. 18:38 Speaker 1 And he started pulling the plastic straw 18:42 Speaker 1 out of the turtle's nose 18:43 Speaker 1 and there's just blood going everywhere. 18:45 Speaker 1 It was a very moving video. 18:47 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not gonna lie. 18:48 Speaker 1 Like after that, you know, 18:51 Speaker 1 I've been showing that same one for 20 years. 18:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even know if I used plastic straws, 18:55 Speaker 1 But either way, after that, I was like, 18:57 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna throw one in the ocean. 18:58 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 18:59 Speaker 1 Like I decided I was not gonna discard my straws 19:02 Speaker 1 in the ocean anymore. 19:02 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:03 Speaker 1 Car batter is only, 19:04 Speaker 1 because they sink to the bottom, 19:05 Speaker 1 and they create ice leaks. 19:06 Speaker 1 I don't even know if I've ever thrown in the thing. 19:08 Speaker 1 Like who throws things into the ocean anyway? 19:10 Speaker 1 I guess if you're out on the ocean, 19:11 Speaker 1 but I think what people are talking about 19:13 Speaker 1 is like, go through a landfill and the straw just blow away 19:15 Speaker 1 and land into turtles nose. 19:16 Speaker 1 And then we got one video for the next 20 years 19:18 Speaker 1 to show people about how bad fucking straws are. 19:20 Speaker 1 All right, so what's the three most moving animal videos 19:23 Speaker 1 you've ever seen your life that you think affected 19:26 Speaker 1 the way we do things. 19:28 Speaker 1 Oh, I would say that's one of them. 19:30 Speaker 1 I'd say that video with the C turtle. 19:33 Speaker 1 Everybody's seen it and everybody knows 19:35 Speaker 1 don't throw your strong the ocean. 19:37 Speaker 1 Oh, Don, with the ducks and they create, 19:42 Speaker 1 I think we talked about this before. 19:44 Speaker 1 They had the duck commercial prior to Don 19:47 Speaker 1 or prior to the BP oil spill. 19:49 Speaker 1 And then they really benefited off it heavily. 19:53 Speaker 1 Don did and I remember we I came around we talked about it, but I remember there was some DNA or there were some research and connection between 20:00 Speaker 1 Dawn and BP and we thought 20:03 Speaker 1 Dawn caused the oil crisis. I don't I don't think we ever said that there was never a point where we assumed 20:09 Speaker 1 On created the oil crisis 20:11 Speaker 1 I think I think at one point one episode we were talking about that that Don had some involvement with it because they benefited heavily 20:17 Speaker 1 No, well, I don't know if they had anything to do with it 20:19 Speaker 1 But they were definitely fine with it. 20:22 Speaker 1 I mean, because that video of them 20:24 Speaker 1 to save in those little baby turtles covered in oil, 20:27 Speaker 1 which was weird, because they were like, tar pits. 20:29 Speaker 1 They weren't even in the ocean. 20:30 Speaker 1 They were in tar pits. 20:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even know how you get oil on a t-shirt, 20:34 Speaker 1 like a pond, because ducks don't really go on the ocean that much. 20:37 Speaker 1 Anyway, that was a moving video that worked. 20:41 Speaker 1 What's the third? 20:42 Speaker 1 Well, I hope it's your first. 20:43 Speaker 1 That one didn't change anything, though. 20:44 Speaker 1 We're still off shore drilling and everything. 20:46 Speaker 1 All that fucking change was Don made a shit ton of fucking money. 20:49 Speaker 1 I mean, nothing changed from it. 20:51 Speaker 1 Same thing with the turtle and the straws. 20:53 Speaker 1 We still have the plastic rings, 20:54 Speaker 1 and we still have the plastic straws everywhere. 20:55 Speaker 1 Is that for sea? 20:56 Speaker 1 I agree. 20:57 Speaker 1 All right. 20:58 Speaker 1 What's the last one? 20:59 Speaker 1 This is my all-time favorite. 21:01 Speaker 1 Oh, the polar bears getting hunted. 21:07 Speaker 1 No, what's that one? 21:09 Speaker 1 There's like some poacher. 21:10 Speaker 1 There's like a video of poachers, 21:11 Speaker 1 like taking out a polar bear. 21:13 Speaker 1 Really? 21:13 Speaker 1 I never saw that one. 21:15 Speaker 1 Was that what are they saying it's bad? 21:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to go 21:19 Speaker 1 to the polar bears like that. 21:20 Speaker 1 I don't know though. 21:21 Speaker 1 I thought they were huntable. 21:22 Speaker 1 I guess, but I thought they were like, 21:25 Speaker 1 maybe they are, I don't know, 21:26 Speaker 1 because we've got to go hunt a mat. 21:27 Speaker 1 This is like certain regions 21:28 Speaker 1 and I think it's like off limits to people. 21:30 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 21:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I thought polar bears would like 21:32 Speaker 1 the meanest animal on earth. 21:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't know. 21:34 Speaker 1 I don't know that means you can just kill them really nilly. 21:36 Speaker 1 You got to like get a permit or something? 21:38 Speaker 1 Probably, you're not supposed to do it at all. 21:39 Speaker 1 I thought you'd do it with so kill them. 21:41 Speaker 1 I was like, you just kill them. 21:43 Speaker 1 Oh, I know the one you tell them about. 21:44 Speaker 1 When the poachers killed the elephants, baby. 21:48 Speaker 1 No, what? 21:49 Speaker 1 What do you talk about? 21:49 Speaker 1 What video is this what video are you watching on the dark web at night? 21:53 Speaker 1 No, it was like a yeah, they took her baby and stabbed her and then they she came back and 21:59 Speaker 1 Tour through the fucking town. Is that real? Yeah, elephants. Elephants are very aggressive to poachers. They have great memory 22:05 Speaker 1 Okay, they've like the greatest memory out of any mammal 22:08 Speaker 1 Well, I think I said you up wrong because I said what three animal videos and I shouldn't have said animals 22:14 Speaker 1 So what three videos were like the most heartfelt that just it changed the way we look at everything 22:19 Speaker 1 the third one to me. 22:20 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say, A.S. PCA, but I don't think that's it. 22:24 Speaker 1 Oh, is that the dogs? 22:25 Speaker 1 Sarah McLaughlin. 22:26 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:27 Speaker 1 Oh, wait a minute. 22:29 Speaker 1 Sarah McLaughlin sings on a dog commercial. 22:31 Speaker 1 I thought that was the one with all the little kids 22:33 Speaker 1 with flies on their face. 22:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, she does just the sad shit now. 22:37 Speaker 1 It's every one of the same song. 22:39 Speaker 1 Because that's the one that got me 22:41 Speaker 1 was the little kids. 22:43 Speaker 1 And so they're calling them animals. 22:45 Speaker 1 That's where I messed up. 22:46 Speaker 1 That's where I messed up when I asked you the questions. 22:48 Speaker 1 No, they're not they're just little kids in like poor villages over in Africa 22:53 Speaker 1 They have flies all over them and like pot bellies and they're eating weird rice and stuff and then this video was I 23:00 Speaker 1 I remember how much they wanted you to send it was something like 23:03 Speaker 1 $12 a month or no, it was right. I think it was less than that 23:06 Speaker 1 It was like three dollars a month can feed this boy for you know an entire year 23:11 Speaker 1 Right, then you also get like a fucking swag bag with shit. There was worth like $50 23:16 Speaker 1 There's no fucking sense. 23:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 23:18 Speaker 1 But you know what's funny is now they've changed all that. 23:20 Speaker 1 So have you heard about these new bracelets? 23:23 Speaker 1 I don't have one. 23:25 Speaker 1 My nephew has one. 23:26 Speaker 1 He was over the other day and he had this, 23:28 Speaker 1 he had a bunch of bracelets on. 23:29 Speaker 1 And these bracelets have a name and a link in them. 23:35 Speaker 1 It's like a computer chip. 23:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:37 Speaker 1 And you can scan this thing and it'll pull up live video footage 23:42 Speaker 1 of your animal in the world that you sponsored. 23:47 Speaker 1 And he has like a rhino in Africa. 23:49 Speaker 1 I can just see. 23:50 Speaker 1 You're like, oh, am I right? 23:52 Speaker 1 I'll get posted. 23:53 Speaker 1 Well, he has a shark too. 23:56 Speaker 1 And he can pull up his little video thing. 23:59 Speaker 1 And I'm like, there's no way this is real. 24:00 Speaker 1 It's live. 24:02 Speaker 1 So you can do it with a geotag. 24:03 Speaker 1 Well, the geotag is for the shark. 24:05 Speaker 1 So you can like see him moving off the coast of, 24:08 Speaker 1 like, Johannesburg, right? 24:10 Speaker 1 and the shark's like moving out in the ocean. 24:12 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, that's my shark. 24:13 Speaker 1 And then he pulls up another one, 24:15 Speaker 1 and it's a rhino. 24:17 Speaker 1 But the rhino has live video footage. 24:19 Speaker 1 I'm going, and as a baby, it just had a baby. 24:23 Speaker 1 Is it all that like a reserve or something? 24:25 Speaker 1 I don't know. 24:26 Speaker 1 It's got a huge ankle monitoring bracelet. 24:28 Speaker 1 Like it's in jail. 24:30 Speaker 1 So weirdest thing I've ever seen. 24:32 Speaker 1 And he's buying these bracelets. 24:34 Speaker 1 He pays like 30 or 40 bucks for each one. 24:36 Speaker 1 He's sponsoring all these animals. 24:37 Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, I'm just doing my part. 24:39 Speaker 1 I don't know if you're doing your part, dude. 24:41 Speaker 1 Like they got ankle monitors. 24:42 Speaker 1 Dude, how many, they're in a zoo, dude. 24:44 Speaker 1 And how many people own that one rhino? 24:46 Speaker 1 Cause there's not that many rhinels out there. 24:47 Speaker 1 And sharks. 24:48 Speaker 1 I mean, how many fucking sharks are they tag out there? 24:50 Speaker 1 It's not just yours. 24:51 Speaker 1 It's a collective. 24:52 Speaker 1 Exactly. 24:53 Speaker 1 There's like 150,000 owners of that rhino. 24:56 Speaker 1 And he paid 30 bucks for that bracelet 24:58 Speaker 1 to keep it alive. 25:00 Speaker 1 Stupid. 25:01 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, maybe we should do that. 25:02 Speaker 1 We like get an animal from a zoo 25:03 Speaker 1 and then just keep it in the backyard and be like, 25:05 Speaker 1 all right, this zebra has enough food for one day. 25:08 Speaker 1 every subscriber we get, if not, he will die. 25:11 Speaker 1 Or we do humans. 25:13 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, okay. 25:15 Speaker 1 Like put a brace like a track run mark, right? 25:19 Speaker 1 And everybody can sponsor to keep Mark fed 25:22 Speaker 1 and medical stuff and whatever, 25:24 Speaker 1 and they can check in on them. 25:25 Speaker 1 And we'll only take 75%. 25:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, and all he's got to do is wear the tracker. 25:31 Speaker 1 And that way people can get online 25:33 Speaker 1 and they can see exactly who it marks at. 25:34 Speaker 1 And every day he has to put up a selfie of himself 25:37 Speaker 1 video. Hey, I ate really good today. I had checkers, you know, and that's that's cool. Like 25:42 Speaker 1 people, I think people would dig that like sponsor a real-life human. Yeah, yeah, I thought you 25:47 Speaker 1 were going more towards like like slaving camp. It's almost there for a second. Why would you 25:51 Speaker 1 think that? I'm talking about just trying to, because I mean, we all know, I mean Mark, Mark 25:56 Speaker 1 lives in a trailer and stuff. And if we can get them out of the trailer, that'd be pretty cool. 26:00 Speaker 1 Oh, like a bigger trailer without wheels or house. I just want to get them a lock on his door in a 26:05 Speaker 1 kitchen. That's all I care about. Oh, there you go. Yeah, we can do that. Try to do that. But 26:10 Speaker 1 uh, no, yeah, I said fuck up the plastic ain't ain't fucking worried about turtles don't give a 26:15 Speaker 1 shit. They're fucking flourishing right now. They got a shit ton of them. They're cool. They're fine. 26:18 Speaker 1 And I don't want one last thing on the turtle thing. I know uh, so when all the little babies 26:24 Speaker 1 are born on the beach, it's like a D day for them when they're trying to get to the water. 26:27 Speaker 1 They're just like opposite D day. They're trying to get from the land and the water before birds attack 26:31 Speaker 1 them and everything. But apparently you get in really big trouble if you uh, if you like protect them 26:35 Speaker 1 or swing any birds or whatnot because it's supposed to be natural selection, like not everyone's 26:39 Speaker 1 supposed to make it. But all right, that's cool. But you can't at the same time tell me all the 26:43 Speaker 1 fucking turtles of dying from fucking plastic back there. Why don't we just let the turtles get 26:46 Speaker 1 in the ocean, which is like on security and then just as many can make it, let them go. Now I do 26:52 Speaker 1 understand why you're not supposed to pick them up and move them closer because they're not going 26:55 Speaker 1 to be strong enough to swim in the water. But that doesn't mean you can't have people like on guard, 26:59 Speaker 1 like swat and birds and shit. So we do have an expert on this. So I just texted you a number. 27:05 Speaker 1 So apparently last week the individual that I just texted you saved a turtle in Mexico 27:12 Speaker 1 See turtle yes a sea turtle and 27:15 Speaker 1 The story that he has to tell about this entire encounter is amazing give him a call and 27:24 Speaker 1 I'm gonna tell him to answer right now because this is one of the funniest stories. I've ever heard in my life 27:30 Speaker 1 And I didn't know that we were gonna be talking about sea turtles 27:35 Speaker 1 Hold on. 27:38 Speaker 1 All right. 27:38 Speaker 1 All right. 27:38 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 27:39 Speaker 1 Oh, he's from where you're from. 27:40 Speaker 1 You get the same area code. 27:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:42 Speaker 1 I'm not from there. 27:43 Speaker 1 That's my wife's area code. 27:44 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 27:45 Speaker 1 Pennsylvania. 27:50 Speaker 1 Hello. 27:51 Speaker 1 Hello, this is Sharon. 27:53 Speaker 1 Yes, it is. 27:54 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:54 Speaker 1 What's up? 27:54 Speaker 1 It's Brandon and Chuck with The Daily Dosho. 27:56 Speaker 1 You are alive right now. 27:58 Speaker 1 How you doing, man? 27:59 Speaker 1 Good. 28:00 Speaker 1 Good. 28:00 Speaker 1 How are you? 28:01 Speaker 1 I'm doing pretty good. 28:02 Speaker 1 I got Chuck over here also. 28:03 Speaker 1 You just kind of came up out of nowhere 28:04 Speaker 1 because we're talking about sea turtles. 28:05 Speaker 1 So maybe Chuck give a little introduction. 28:07 Speaker 1 And then Jared tells us what's going on here. 28:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, so Jared, he's like, oh, okay. 28:14 Speaker 1 So dude, somehow turtles came up today. 28:18 Speaker 1 Brandon brought up the sea turtle 28:20 Speaker 1 and we didn't realize there was 1.6 million 28:22 Speaker 1 of them in the world. 28:23 Speaker 1 6.9 million of them in the world. 28:26 Speaker 1 And they have all these issues. 28:28 Speaker 1 They had all these issues with the plastic straws. 28:30 Speaker 1 They had to worry about the plastic things that go around 28:33 Speaker 1 the soda cans and whatever. 28:34 Speaker 1 But I told him, I said, I only know one guy 28:38 Speaker 1 that has legitimately saved the life of a sea turtle. 28:43 Speaker 1 And I believe it was an adult sea turtle. 28:46 Speaker 1 Would you mind telling us that it was massive, dude? 28:50 Speaker 1 So what happened? 28:52 Speaker 1 So in Mexico and Cancun, I was on a resort 28:59 Speaker 1 and looking over the balcony, 29:01 Speaker 1 and I just happened to see this sea turtle 29:03 Speaker 1 coming up on the beach and I went down and took a picture of it without the flash, obviously, 29:08 Speaker 1 because they are really sensitive to bright lights and fast movements, so you can't 29:14 Speaker 1 be real jumpy with them. 29:17 Speaker 1 But I took a couple pictures of it and then I turned around to go back and get a glass 29:21 Speaker 1 of water. 29:22 Speaker 1 I come back out and I didn't see it anymore. 29:24 Speaker 1 And there were massive piles of beach shares on the sides of the resort. 29:29 Speaker 1 And so it tried to nest right next to it. 29:32 Speaker 1 And I guess it was too close to the sack of chairs, but it piled over it and it couldn't 29:37 Speaker 1 get out. 29:38 Speaker 1 And they can only be out of the water for like three hours at a time. 29:42 Speaker 1 And this was at like 2 a.m. 29:44 Speaker 1 So if nobody would have been out there, that's the turtle probably would have died. 29:49 Speaker 1 So what I like about this story is it was 2 a.m. 29:53 Speaker 1 You're out there alone. 29:54 Speaker 1 You left to get a glass of water, i.e. another drink. 29:57 Speaker 1 That's fine. 29:58 Speaker 1 Okay. 29:59 Speaker 1 Is that you see the turn when you're like hey, hey little buddy. I'll be right back. You don't go anywhere 30:04 Speaker 1 You may be parched. So when you came back 30:07 Speaker 1 When you came back all these chairs were just piled on top of it and you're like wait, what just happened? Is that how it went down? 30:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I went out again 30:15 Speaker 1 And I was looking for it again 30:16 Speaker 1 And I didn't see it and then I looked down below me and I saw the chairs were piled over and I saw like the stands moving around 30:23 Speaker 1 It was trying to get out, but it couldn't 30:25 Speaker 1 I just thought you walked up like, oh, little buddy, you're hammer two. 30:30 Speaker 1 That's all right. 30:30 Speaker 1 Man, I had chairs follow me last week. 30:32 Speaker 1 I was stuck in an area. 30:35 Speaker 1 So what you do, you just you just un-piled all that you did. 30:38 Speaker 1 You just like get all the chairs off of him and let him take off. 30:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, they were pretty big like heavy beach chairs. 30:43 Speaker 1 So I had to go over and just lift them all. 30:46 Speaker 1 Did you now here's the million dollar question because we were just talking 30:49 Speaker 1 about how we think it's stupid, how sea turtles. 30:52 Speaker 1 Like we we've been trained that see turtles with the most fragile animals in like in in the I guess 31:01 Speaker 1 Water wild 31:02 Speaker 1 Right like you can't you can't look at them if you I mean if you look at them you smell them 31:06 Speaker 1 You you take a picture of them. They're gonna die. So when you're taking all that 31:11 Speaker 1 Yes, so when you took all these chairs off of it 31:13 Speaker 1 We're I mean this is between you and me and Brandon, okay? Nobody else is listening right now 31:18 Speaker 1 Were you able to type were you able to touch it a little bit? 31:20 Speaker 1 No. 31:21 Speaker 1 I didn't do that. 31:24 Speaker 1 I didn't do it. 31:25 Speaker 1 So what'd you do? 31:26 Speaker 1 You just took all the chairs off it and let it be free. 31:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:30 Speaker 1 And then I waited a second and I took a picture of it getting back down into the water 31:34 Speaker 1 like when it was close to the water. 31:35 Speaker 1 So I had documentation because I wasn't going to prop my phone up and take a video of 31:39 Speaker 1 me doing that. 31:40 Speaker 1 I just wanted to get it done. 31:42 Speaker 1 You're like, you're like, I got to prove this thing just gates. 31:46 Speaker 1 I have to write for that. 31:48 Speaker 1 You take in a video and the chair just follow over you and you follow in the turtle and they just take that as a still shot the life 31:54 Speaker 1 This panel is trying to lift a sea turtle on a Mexico beach 31:59 Speaker 1 Well, glad you saved the turtle and you didn't get charged with turtle molestation 32:02 Speaker 1 That's good good to hear and we got the turtle in the water 32:05 Speaker 1 You contribute it so that means you can use all the plastic straws and us so to rings you want now 32:10 Speaker 1 I know and hey real quick dude while we got you because this is crazy 32:14 Speaker 1 I didn't plan this. 32:16 Speaker 1 So the rhino that you are sponsoring in Africa or whatever. 32:21 Speaker 1 What's that program that you're using and how does that work? 32:25 Speaker 1 Well, it's not a sponsor. 32:27 Speaker 1 It's actually just like a tracker on it. 32:29 Speaker 1 But it's called Follow. 32:31 Speaker 1 It's spelled F-A-H-L-O. 32:33 Speaker 1 And they're like these bracelets that you can get. 32:37 Speaker 1 And they have little stone pieces of whatever animal it is. 32:42 Speaker 1 but then it also gives you a QR code to scan 32:45 Speaker 1 and you can track your own of whichever type of animal. 32:49 Speaker 1 So they have a bunch of different types of animals 32:50 Speaker 1 and actually I entered in like a giveaway thing 32:53 Speaker 1 and they gave me a free shark bracelet too 32:55 Speaker 1 so now I have a shark that I'm tracking. 32:57 Speaker 1 So you have a shark and a rhino. 33:00 Speaker 1 Yeah and a tiger, a tiger too, tiger. 33:03 Speaker 1 So is it like a webkin's back in the day 33:06 Speaker 1 where you'd like get your actual animal 33:08 Speaker 1 and then you could play with it online 33:09 Speaker 1 but now it's like you get the animal 33:11 Speaker 1 And it's a real life animal. 33:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:14 Speaker 1 Oh, cool. 33:15 Speaker 1 But did it send you a little miniature thing, 33:17 Speaker 1 like a miniature rhino? 33:18 Speaker 1 Or is it just all on the bracelet? 33:20 Speaker 1 It's on the bracelet. 33:21 Speaker 1 So it's like different kinds of minerals 33:24 Speaker 1 that the bracelet's made out of. 33:26 Speaker 1 And then there's like a little charm on it, 33:28 Speaker 1 like a stone charm of whatever animal you have. 33:31 Speaker 1 It's pretty cool. 33:32 Speaker 1 Ah, it's nice. 33:33 Speaker 1 Like that. 33:34 Speaker 1 I just feel like there's so many questions I have about this. 33:39 Speaker 1 Because like what happens if your shark gets killed, right? 33:41 Speaker 1 Like what if it gets Hanukkah's Chinese company? 33:44 Speaker 1 That's crazy to say that because most of them say on the, like, about information it says 33:50 Speaker 1 most, like their biggest endangerment is poaching. 33:54 Speaker 1 So they'll, whenever yours like if it dies, they'll send you another one just through 34:01 Speaker 1 a notification on the app and you'll just open your app up and see that you have a new 34:05 Speaker 1 one now. 34:06 Speaker 1 That's how I tell you, I was like, you're going to check it on your rhino and be like, 34:10 Speaker 1 and he got poached this morning. 34:12 Speaker 1 That's that thing. 34:13 Speaker 1 You know, yep, that's exactly what happened. 34:15 Speaker 1 You just got like a checklist into the year, 34:19 Speaker 1 like a Spotify rap, but like you sponsored 200 animals. 34:23 Speaker 1 210 die. 34:26 Speaker 1 They all died. 34:27 Speaker 1 So well, 34:30 Speaker 1 sounds good. 34:30 Speaker 1 Jared, appreciate that was a good story to blend right in 34:33 Speaker 1 with our sea turtles and how some people want to say board. 34:36 Speaker 1 And, but we don't really do anything to say them, 34:39 Speaker 1 except for straws are the problem. 34:40 Speaker 1 But I mean, we appreciate it. 34:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, of course, man. 34:44 Speaker 1 Thank you. 34:44 Speaker 1 Yep. 34:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 34:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 34:47 Speaker 1 Oh, I was looking at you. 34:48 Speaker 1 I didn't realize that until he started 34:49 Speaker 1 asking about the bracelet. 34:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, do you want to? 34:51 Speaker 1 What the fuck's going on? 34:52 Speaker 1 It's a huge thing. 34:55 Speaker 1 But it was so funny when he told me the story. 34:57 Speaker 1 Because you know, so he turns 21 next week. 34:59 Speaker 1 So he's going to be 21. 35:01 Speaker 1 And we're sitting out back. 35:03 Speaker 1 And he's like telling me the story about the sea turtle. 35:06 Speaker 1 And he goes, yeah. 35:06 Speaker 1 And then I left to go get a glass of water. 35:09 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what time are you out there? 35:12 Speaker 1 He said two in the morning. 35:13 Speaker 1 I said, you were all alone? 35:15 Speaker 1 He goes, yeah. 35:16 Speaker 1 I thought, isn't the drinking agent Mexico 18? 35:20 Speaker 1 He goes, yeah, yeah. 35:21 Speaker 1 So I definitely went to go get another drink. 35:22 Speaker 1 Oh my god. 35:24 Speaker 1 And then he comes back in this whole pile of siege 35:27 Speaker 1 here to be chair's fell on the turtle. 35:30 Speaker 1 Can you imagine being hammered and you're out there 35:33 Speaker 1 and you're like, oh my god, they're going to blame me. 35:36 Speaker 1 You turn like that. 35:37 Speaker 1 I gotta save this turtle. 35:39 Speaker 1 They just get you an image of you just walking up to it 35:41 Speaker 1 and just turning around and walking the other way. 35:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 35:44 Speaker 1 Oh man, well hell yeah. 35:47 Speaker 1 Well, but it's the two hour high heart rate 35:48 Speaker 1 out podcast or Spotify. 35:50 Speaker 1 Be sure to leave the five star of you. 35:51 Speaker 1 And a follow helps out a good bit. 35:52 Speaker 1 It really does. 35:53 Speaker 1 And we see how doing it all the time. 35:54 Speaker 1 Even more so that we're giving away a PS5 at 1,000 reviews. 35:58 Speaker 1 On the daily dose, Spotify, 35:59 Speaker 1 just take that screenshot, send it over to me. 36:01 Speaker 1 I'm Brandon Thrasher on Instagram or over on the Clues 2 36:04 Speaker 1 Facebook and we'll get you on the list. 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We appreciate 36:31 Speaker 1 that don't forget the Rumble, 36:33 Speaker 1 we're uploading all the episodes over there, 36:34 Speaker 1 we're about at 100. 36:35 Speaker 1 I got really slow upload internet, 36:38 Speaker 1 waiting to get fiber, 36:39 Speaker 1 it'll be so much fucking easier. 36:41 Speaker 1 So go over there at Daily Dose Show, 36:42 Speaker 1 and then once we get them all uploaded, 36:43 Speaker 1 we'll be doing live streams. 36:46 Speaker 1 I started another YouTube channel too, 36:48 Speaker 1 just for the Daily Dose Show, 36:49 Speaker 1 we're gonna keep that under wraps, 36:50 Speaker 1 don't tell them it's me running that motherfucker. 36:51 Speaker 1 So we're trying not to get that one banned. 36:54 Speaker 1 We're gonna get all the episodes up on there as well. 36:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that, that. 36:58 Speaker 1 No man, that was pretty good. 37:00 Speaker 1 I'm going to get into Delidosa donus 37:06 Speaker 1 You as house democrat has must to answer for polluting 37:31 Speaker 1 with ex-AI data centers. 37:33 Speaker 1 So, Elon Musk has created the world's largest supercomputer called Colossus. 37:39 Speaker 1 It's in Memphis. 37:41 Speaker 1 It was a building before prior and he's got it up and running within 122 days. 37:49 Speaker 1 It was absolutely absurd. 37:50 Speaker 1 Congress is asking him, how did you do this? 37:52 Speaker 1 How did you get past all these stipulations for setting it up and getting it running and 37:55 Speaker 1 whatnot? 37:56 Speaker 1 It turns out the man, the company that makes most 37:59 Speaker 1 the gasoline turbine generators or diesel turbine generators, 38:04 Speaker 1 he bought that fucking company. 38:05 Speaker 1 So he just rolled out all these generators, 38:08 Speaker 1 rolled out a shit ton of Tesla Super batteries, 38:10 Speaker 1 and he's been powering it like that since 38:13 Speaker 1 until he can get it hooked up to the grid. 38:15 Speaker 1 I think they're still working on that. 38:16 Speaker 1 And then once it's hooked up, 38:17 Speaker 1 it'll go through his batteries and then it'll go through, 38:19 Speaker 1 it'll go into the system. 38:22 Speaker 1 But this one doesn't seem as bad. 38:24 Speaker 1 I don't know how many, how a lot of data centers run, 38:27 Speaker 1 but from what I understand, they take the water in, 38:28 Speaker 1 they put it back out, they don't recycle it. 38:30 Speaker 1 This one, it seems to be recycling, 38:32 Speaker 1 and it's the largest supercomputer in the world, 38:35 Speaker 1 and people are bitches about it, 38:37 Speaker 1 but he's got a long-term plan. 38:38 Speaker 1 Have you heard anything about this? 38:39 Speaker 1 No, but I did hear that the water situation is real, 38:43 Speaker 1 and I saw there was a protester, 38:46 Speaker 1 probably in one of the top three, you take your pick, right? 38:49 Speaker 1 Seattle, Chicago, Portland, whatever. 38:52 Speaker 1 and she, her goal, not just hers, 38:54 Speaker 1 but all the people that were protesting with her, 38:57 Speaker 1 they were taking bottles of water 39:00 Speaker 1 and they were emptying them onto the ground 39:03 Speaker 1 to return the water to the earth. 39:05 Speaker 1 Did you see this? 39:06 Speaker 1 No, I got to retard, doesn't that? 39:08 Speaker 1 This was the whole thing. 39:09 Speaker 1 It was, they were like, they were like, 39:10 Speaker 1 we free you, we free you 39:13 Speaker 1 and they're dumping all this water back onto the ground 39:16 Speaker 1 saying that they're trying to get all the water back to the earth. 39:19 Speaker 1 Oh, but when I try to put a bunch of gas 39:22 Speaker 1 oil back in the earth, then it becomes a problem. 39:23 Speaker 1 Well, I think it's a little different of a situation if you're dumping water into the earth 39:28 Speaker 1 or petroleum. 39:29 Speaker 1 Okay. 39:30 Speaker 1 I mean, you're trying to like blow up a city. 39:32 Speaker 1 All right. 39:33 Speaker 1 But either way, I do, you know, I think the whole like recycling thing that makes sense. 39:39 Speaker 1 But with these, uh, these centers that they're creating, it's not just the ones you're 39:43 Speaker 1 talking about the data centers. 39:45 Speaker 1 It's also these Amazon delivery distribution distribution centers. 39:50 Speaker 1 I mean, we went, we went to dinner with a couple friends last night. 39:54 Speaker 1 And they've lived in this area for a long time. 39:57 Speaker 1 We all live here at the same reason. 39:59 Speaker 1 We're just outside of Atlanta enough to not have to worry about, you know, 40:02 Speaker 1 craziness, but we are close enough. 40:04 Speaker 1 We want to go do stuff we can. 40:06 Speaker 1 And we're having that conversation that mean you've had many many times, right? 40:09 Speaker 1 Like, dude, if Marta shows up in my city, I'm moving. 40:15 Speaker 1 That is what everybody says, right? 40:18 Speaker 1 Well, this dude, he's a logistics manager. 40:20 Speaker 1 That works with Amazon and he said they're looking to move 40:25 Speaker 1 To actually it was your it was your place you talked about it in a couple a couple episodes 40:29 Speaker 1 Akoni Okoni 40:31 Speaker 1 Is that he Sony yeah, he's looking to move to Okoni because he said these distribution centers are popping up everywhere 40:36 Speaker 1 And he's like trust me Chuck. I know the type of people that work in these distribution centers 40:41 Speaker 1 Like you don't want to be anywhere near these people and they all steal stuff all the time in there. Oh, he said he said it's bad 40:48 Speaker 1 He's moving because of it. 40:51 Speaker 1 He literally is like, I said, well, I'm only going to move from Marta. 40:54 Speaker 1 He's like, man, Marta's the tip. That's nothing, dude. 40:56 Speaker 1 That's like the icing on the cake. 40:58 Speaker 1 You're talking about these distribution centers are taking three or four 41:01 Speaker 1 trains of Marta and just putting them right next to your house and being like, 41:05 Speaker 1 oh, they'll be fine. 41:07 Speaker 1 So he's moving because of that. 41:09 Speaker 1 So I don't know, man. 41:10 Speaker 1 With this whole story, I just think it's the way we're going, right? 41:14 Speaker 1 I mean, these data centers, the distribution centers, 41:17 Speaker 1 these massive, you know, eye sores that are popping up all over the United States. 41:21 Speaker 1 And it's not even really all over the United States. 41:22 Speaker 1 It's in places like where we live. 41:24 Speaker 1 Because, you know, they're not doing this in Omaha, Nebraska. 41:26 Speaker 1 They're not doing this in frickin' these cornfields. 41:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's just, they gotta have, you know, 41:32 Speaker 1 somewhere localized to where they can get everybody there and whatnot. 41:35 Speaker 1 But the big deal was, you know, space X's IPO was the largest in history. 41:42 Speaker 1 And it turned Elon to a trillion there for like four days or whatnot. 41:45 Speaker 1 Now, let's come back down a little bit. 41:46 Speaker 1 But what the thing with this is, once this is complete, it's up and running now, 41:49 Speaker 1 he's going to double it within the next two months, the 200,000 GPUs and that motherfucker. 41:55 Speaker 1 And I believe the number that he's charging. 41:58 Speaker 1 He's got Google and he's got one other partner that wants to work with him or use his AI data 42:05 Speaker 1 mining. They're going to be paying $1.25 billion a month to use his services a month. 42:12 Speaker 1 a month. Yes, it's absolutely insane. It doesn't even, it's not even the same. The 42:17 Speaker 1 teaser one. You don't think Google can spend 1.25 billion dollars a month? I mean, I get, 42:22 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm talking about not feasible feasible for me to even like wrap my brain around that. 42:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty crazy. But the end goal with this is he's going to build these down here, 42:30 Speaker 1 get them really going and use all that money to start sending these data centers up into space. 42:36 Speaker 1 It's going to be exactly like Starlink, but it's going to be mining in space so that way you 42:39 Speaker 1 you can get a really, worry much about cooling. There's no footprint. But the amount of money 42:43 Speaker 1 is going to take to get it up there. It's going to be a shit ton, you know, or why don't we just use Canada? 42:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, Canada. Yeah, we just put it all over their fucking over their mountains and shit. 42:54 Speaker 1 There's nothing. There's nothing up there. Like, have you ever driven through Canada? 42:58 Speaker 1 No, never. It's a reason. It's terrible. I'm talking like Toronto is considered their crown jewel, I guess. 43:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm also wondering why do we not fucking put these data centers in colder places like Alaska seems like it'd be a good place to put it 43:14 Speaker 1 You know, yeah 43:15 Speaker 1 Or like Colorado the mountains. Yeah, just keep it worse like you know 25 degrees at all times and just 43:22 Speaker 1 Open the vents on the side of the building to regulate how much heat you need. Okay, so why aren't we put them in Antarctica? 43:27 Speaker 1 I 43:27 Speaker 1 Think it's a little too far away but space isn't that's just like right above us 43:33 Speaker 1 I mean you get anybody in the world could look up and see space you can't look up and see in our gun. Yeah, but Antarctica's closer than space 43:43 Speaker 1 Is it are you serious Antarctica is definitely closer to us right now than space? 43:49 Speaker 1 Let me see where does Starlink fly in the Starlink? 43:53 Speaker 1 Starlink height in 43:56 Speaker 1 in a height above earth. 43:58 Speaker 1 If Antarctica is 200, if Antarctica, if Antarctica 44:03 Speaker 1 is further away from me right now than space, 44:07 Speaker 1 I am leaving the show. 44:09 Speaker 1 I'm never gonna talk to you again. 44:10 Speaker 1 Because this is the fact, I don't mind 44:13 Speaker 1 sometimes you're right, 44:14 Speaker 1 that this isn't even something 44:15 Speaker 1 that I can wrap my brain around, okay? 44:17 Speaker 1 This is the time done. 44:19 Speaker 1 So you wanna get, all right, so get this. 44:20 Speaker 1 So Starlink satellites are in low earth orbit, 44:25 Speaker 1 which is where these new data 44:26 Speaker 1 This is gonna be, it's, there's 298 miles off the surface of Earth. 44:30 Speaker 1 So yes, Antarctica is definitely further away than the satellite. 44:33 Speaker 1 Oh my God! 44:34 Speaker 1 What? 44:35 Speaker 1 Yeah! 44:36 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 44:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:38 Speaker 1 How is that even possible? 44:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not that far. 44:42 Speaker 1 How far is it Earth to space distance? 44:49 Speaker 1 Outer space begins at 62 miles above the Earth. 44:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 44:52 Speaker 1 What? 44:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's way. 44:54 Speaker 1 This is this is too much for me to handle right now. I told you anyone could look up and see space, but you can't look up 44:59 Speaker 1 It's a yard cut. Oh socks man. Oh, no. We don't really use that space up there except for airplanes and shit 45:05 Speaker 1 And those are at different levels. That's the good thing about stuff in the air and space is you can have different levels 45:10 Speaker 1 You know we got like trains and fucking roads, but it's hard to construct space is so close 45:15 Speaker 1 I'm afraid to jump. I'm afraid you're not a bed in the morning. I might blow away next airplane checks on is like 45:20 Speaker 1 30,000 feet. All right, that's gonna see that's like five miles six miles. God, we're getting close. 45:25 Speaker 1 All right, I don't want to fucking shoot up in there. Seriously, like that's crazy. I never even 45:30 Speaker 1 like put that to like when you think about anything on earth, I think everybody just assumes the 45:36 Speaker 1 location. Like dude, space, I'm closer to space right now that I'm doing my parents house in Tampa. 45:43 Speaker 1 We're like the same distance away almost as us to go to space. Like for the time to get me to 45:48 Speaker 1 go from here to your house, it'd be the same, it'd be easier to get to space if I could fly straight up, but I'm not no traffic. 45:56 Speaker 1 And the SR71 Blackbird flies at 16 miles above the earth. 46:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, 51 is it 51,000 feet or 55,000? God, that high. That's fucking crazy. See, that's the problem. 46:07 Speaker 1 They get you, they get you with all the feet. You know what I mean? Don't like it's 85,000 feet in your brain. 46:11 Speaker 1 You're like, oh, that's got to be 285,000 miles. That's got to be like 10 light-year or something. 46:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then you say it in miles. 46:20 Speaker 1 It's like, that's 20 miles. 46:23 Speaker 1 20 miles you're pretty much in space. 46:24 Speaker 1 What? 46:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like you drive more than that every day. 46:27 Speaker 1 So it's pretty funny. 46:28 Speaker 1 I got one more story. 46:31 Speaker 1 Do you have a what the checker? 46:32 Speaker 1 Oh, we got to get, I know what we got to get into. 46:34 Speaker 1 We had GTA, but oh no, no. 46:36 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 46:37 Speaker 1 You got to have this story. 46:40 Speaker 1 This is breaking news today. 46:42 Speaker 1 And it's something that I've been looking forward to forever. 46:44 Speaker 1 And I was let down tremendously. 46:46 Speaker 1 What is it? 46:47 Speaker 1 Cause I'm guaranteed what I got 46:49 Speaker 1 is not what you're talking about. 46:50 Speaker 1 It's not Dr. Fauci. 46:52 Speaker 1 Oh, no, it was not. 46:54 Speaker 1 So Dr. Fauci testified in front of the Senate today. 46:57 Speaker 1 Oh, did he? 46:58 Speaker 1 I've not seen that yet. 46:58 Speaker 1 About COVID and they wanted to, 47:00 Speaker 1 they pretty much just wanted to grill him 47:02 Speaker 1 about the COVID vaccine, how all that, you know, 47:06 Speaker 1 got thrown out, whatever, everything that happened, 47:08 Speaker 1 how our got became together. 47:09 Speaker 1 And all the stupid crap that he put together, right? 47:11 Speaker 1 All the things that he mandated, whatever. 47:14 Speaker 1 So this dude, you haven't watched any of this. 47:17 Speaker 1 No, not yet. 47:18 Speaker 1 So Fauci goes in, which by the way, 47:20 Speaker 1 I was blown away. 47:22 Speaker 1 That, cause Anthony Fauci, I don't care who you are, 47:24 Speaker 1 I'm careful, I'm on the right or left. 47:25 Speaker 1 I think we can all agree that COVID-19, 47:28 Speaker 1 if you don't believe we were banned Boozled. 47:31 Speaker 1 Do you wanna think COVID? 47:32 Speaker 1 Well, I think you went a little too far. 47:34 Speaker 1 I think he like never had power or anything in his life. 47:36 Speaker 1 He was just like a nerdy doctor. 47:38 Speaker 1 And he just like, wait a minute, people are listening 47:40 Speaker 1 to everything I say. 47:42 Speaker 1 I could get this out of, 47:43 Speaker 1 Let me see how far the fucking take this. 47:45 Speaker 1 So that's the thing, right? 47:47 Speaker 1 It doesn't matter what your politics are. 47:49 Speaker 1 We can all look back now. 47:50 Speaker 1 And I think if you're an adult 47:51 Speaker 1 and you're mature enough to admit that you were wrong, 47:54 Speaker 1 we can all look back and go, 47:55 Speaker 1 hey, that was dumb. 47:57 Speaker 1 Like the whole COVID thing wasn't really that big of a deal. 48:00 Speaker 1 We should never have been locked in our homes. 48:02 Speaker 1 We should never have came out with an experimental vaccine. 48:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like, they're like, 48:07 Speaker 1 oh, what about the old people dying? 48:09 Speaker 1 But old people dying from the flu every year. 48:11 Speaker 1 That's, I mean, again, right? 48:13 Speaker 1 I mean, like all these facts, just nobody wanted to listen to them. 48:15 Speaker 1 And I just want to reiterate, this is not a political conversation. 48:19 Speaker 1 I'm not saying that right is correct or left was correct. 48:23 Speaker 1 I'm just saying whatever your political viewpoints are now, 48:27 Speaker 1 we can always look back and say, my party was wrong on that or my party was wrong on this. 48:32 Speaker 1 The left should be able to look back and say, we were wrong about that. 48:38 Speaker 1 We got a little too crazy about it. 48:39 Speaker 1 Now I didn't complain because I don't know about you. 48:41 Speaker 1 I kind of enjoyed it. 48:43 Speaker 1 I mean, I didn't follow the rules. 48:44 Speaker 1 I didn't follow the rules, but dude, I stayed home. 48:47 Speaker 1 Everybody stayed home. 48:48 Speaker 1 They were always like sad and stuff. 48:49 Speaker 1 It was cool cause I wasn't. 48:51 Speaker 1 I mean, I was like, this is a pretty cool gig, right? 48:54 Speaker 1 Like I hope COVID-19. 48:55 Speaker 1 I wish it would have lasted another 10 years. 48:57 Speaker 1 If you asked me, I could live under that type of life. 49:02 Speaker 1 It was almost like being snowed in. 49:03 Speaker 1 It's fun. 49:04 Speaker 1 Only the people that like, you know, 49:06 Speaker 1 they're not pussies are going out. 49:07 Speaker 1 You know, they're like, I gotta go do this. 49:08 Speaker 1 You know, I can't be sitting in the house. 49:09 Speaker 1 But then you keep all the sheep at home 49:11 Speaker 1 They just stay in the house and they just listen to whatever the government says. 49:13 Speaker 1 Then the road declared, the gas sheet, you know. 49:15 Speaker 1 It's great. 49:16 Speaker 1 It's like that was like one of the greatest times would be alive, to be honest. 49:20 Speaker 1 So I want to thank the left for that. 49:22 Speaker 1 And I still have a warm place in my heart for the left because of everything that happened 49:25 Speaker 1 with COVID-19. 49:26 Speaker 1 I still miss it. 49:27 Speaker 1 But anyway, so he goes in to testify today and they ask him all these questions. 49:34 Speaker 1 You know, hey, what is, why did you do this? 49:37 Speaker 1 Why did you, every one of his answers were, I plead the thing. 49:41 Speaker 1 I refuse to answer that question. 49:43 Speaker 1 He did not answer a single question. 49:46 Speaker 1 And I didn't see this part, but I read it 49:47 Speaker 1 in one of the articles. 49:49 Speaker 1 Allegedly Senator Holly, who I don't know, 49:52 Speaker 1 which state he represents, 49:54 Speaker 1 he said, what color tie do you have on? 49:58 Speaker 1 And Fauci said, I plead the fit that I refuse to answer that question. 50:01 Speaker 1 Oh damn. 50:02 Speaker 1 Like it was crazy dude. 50:05 Speaker 1 So at what point can they like sue him? 50:07 Speaker 1 Or like what's the next step? 50:09 Speaker 1 I don't think there really is the next step. 50:10 Speaker 1 I think if you get brought in front of the Senate to testify, that doesn't mean anything 50:13 Speaker 1 to us. 50:14 Speaker 1 Like if they brought you Brandon in front of the Senate and they're like, we want to interview 50:18 Speaker 1 you about all these wild things you've been saying on this podcast and about how you're 50:23 Speaker 1 you're spewing hate and you're spewing discontent and you're just a bad person. 50:30 Speaker 1 You could go in and be like, yeah. 50:32 Speaker 1 And I agree that you know, I'll do it again. 50:36 Speaker 1 I think that we need to talk about this person and that ethnicity and this person and that 50:41 Speaker 1 Charlie Kirk was killed by the Jews, you know, the stupid stuff you say 50:45 Speaker 1 Oh, that's so stupid. But anyway, but you say a lot of people. What are they gonna put? What are they? But at the end? There's no 50:52 Speaker 1 Like there's no outcome. There's no 50:55 Speaker 1 Closure they it's just stupid. It's this dog and pony show that we've just always done to almost embarrassed people 51:01 Speaker 1 Remember when Mark Maguire, he went and testified it was him, Sammy Sosa, a bunch of baseball, 51:07 Speaker 1 Jose, Kinsako, they went to testify in front of the Senate about steroid use and majorly 51:11 Speaker 1 baseball. 51:12 Speaker 1 Do you remember that? 51:13 Speaker 1 No, I think I was way too young. 51:15 Speaker 1 My favorite part was Mark Maguire is testifying and he's trying to be professional and 51:20 Speaker 1 he's like, look, I'm not really going to answer a lot of questions because I don't want 51:24 Speaker 1 to go down a rabbit hole that's going to let you guys essentially tarnish my stats 51:29 Speaker 1 or whatever. 51:30 Speaker 1 And then they get to Sammy Sosa, who speaks perfect English. 51:34 Speaker 1 And he had to use translator 51:36 Speaker 1 and said he didn't understand the word they were saying. 51:38 Speaker 1 And I was like, that's awesome. 51:40 Speaker 1 Right? So even back then they didn't really take it serious. 51:42 Speaker 1 But I don't know, man, this was wild. 51:45 Speaker 1 If anybody gets a chance, watch it 51:46 Speaker 1 because I don't care what your politics are, man. 51:48 Speaker 1 Dr. Fauci, what a POS too. 51:51 Speaker 1 We can all agree that dude's a psychopath, 51:52 Speaker 1 but he did give me like I said, 51:54 Speaker 1 one of the best years of my life. 51:55 Speaker 1 So. 51:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm looking up. 51:57 Speaker 1 What was the last Pollate politician arrested? 52:03 Speaker 1 Do you know who that would be? 52:04 Speaker 1 You've got any ideas? 52:05 Speaker 1 No, I know Lindsey Graham died. 52:07 Speaker 1 Hey, you want to rest it? 52:08 Speaker 1 Well, that's closest I can figure out. 52:10 Speaker 1 I mean, closest I can come to a meeting arrested as death. 52:16 Speaker 1 That's a small, well-guided arrested for sexual assault. 52:20 Speaker 1 This is high profile federal arrest of US politicians 52:23 Speaker 1 include prominent instances is Alex Padilla in 2025 52:26 Speaker 1 and Brad Lander. 52:27 Speaker 1 I don't know who the fuck these people are. 52:30 Speaker 1 Y'all know them. 52:31 Speaker 1 I don't, yeah, I have no idea. 52:33 Speaker 1 You don't hear them going to jail often. 52:35 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 52:35 Speaker 1 Hmm. 52:37 Speaker 1 What about the Atlanta? 52:38 Speaker 1 No, no, it was Detroit, Detroit's mayor. 52:42 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 52:44 Speaker 1 Quonsy, Quonsy. 52:46 Speaker 1 Quonsy. 52:47 Speaker 1 No, Quonsy something. 52:49 Speaker 1 He got arrested for racket's hearing. 52:52 Speaker 1 Oh, did he go to prison though? 52:54 Speaker 1 I think he did and then when he got out, 52:56 Speaker 1 he ran for office again, I think he won. 52:58 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, guys, I'll learn about mistake. 53:00 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, oh, Pete Buttigieg. 53:01 Speaker 1 Pete Buttigieg. 53:03 Speaker 1 What'd he go to jail for? 53:04 Speaker 1 Uh, I think like, uh, 53:07 Speaker 1 big bribery or something. 53:08 Speaker 1 Pete Buttigieg, he was on the apprentice 53:10 Speaker 1 with Donald Trump and he did pretty well. 53:12 Speaker 1 He was out of Illinois and then he got arrested 53:15 Speaker 1 for something came back out. 53:16 Speaker 1 And he tried to run again too. 53:17 Speaker 1 It's great. 53:18 Speaker 1 It's like you can be arrested for the most heinous crimes 53:20 Speaker 1 in the world and you can still be a politician. 53:23 Speaker 1 You can't work it, you know, 53:25 Speaker 1 Marta, but you can be a politician. 53:27 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 53:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. 53:29 Speaker 1 I guess this gets to a point where like, 53:30 Speaker 1 I know the guy that makes him bad personal choices, 53:31 Speaker 1 but he's good at his job, you know? 53:33 Speaker 1 They don't know the candidate we got. 53:34 Speaker 1 He only sexually assaulted 14 girls. 53:36 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 53:37 Speaker 1 I mean, he's great when it comes to the bottom line. 53:39 Speaker 1 Don't let him around no girls. 53:40 Speaker 1 Don't let him around no, your daughters are not like that. 53:42 Speaker 1 All right. 53:43 Speaker 1 It's really good with the budget. 53:44 Speaker 1 Really good with the budget. 53:45 Speaker 1 But I think what we're gonna do 53:46 Speaker 1 is put an ankle on him and let people buy 53:48 Speaker 1 and locate and track him to make sure 53:49 Speaker 1 Are you not doing anything bad? 53:52 Speaker 1 And we'll call it, follow. 53:56 Speaker 1 Follow the repeat offenders. 53:57 Speaker 1 All right, we're gonna go into some GTA voicemails here. 54:01 Speaker 1 We're gonna listen to two. 54:02 Speaker 1 Seems to be a consensus. 54:03 Speaker 1 We got more people coming in, 54:05 Speaker 1 but I love them way more. 54:05 Speaker 1 I'm gonna play more, but we're gonna be at two. 54:07 Speaker 1 We'll be at two, that's five. 54:08 Speaker 1 The way this works, it leaves the voicemail 54:09 Speaker 1 with your best real life GTA moment. 54:11 Speaker 1 And when I say that, I don't mean like, 54:13 Speaker 1 you going to buy a GTA and the memories you had 54:15 Speaker 1 playing with your dad or your cousin or your brother 54:17 Speaker 1 or your uncle, we're getting a lot of those two. 54:18 Speaker 1 I don't know if you guys can discern the difference between a game and real life. 54:23 Speaker 1 Okay. 54:24 Speaker 1 Leave us a voicemail 404 890 0 0 0 5 with your best real life GTM moment. 54:28 Speaker 1 Even like a crazy crime or something you did. 54:31 Speaker 1 All right. 54:31 Speaker 1 Don't go commit crimes and then tell us because found out that's illegal to or not good 54:35 Speaker 1 for us. 54:35 Speaker 1 But all right. 54:37 Speaker 1 Listen to two here today. 54:39 Speaker 1 Let me go and bring him up. 54:40 Speaker 1 Where did it be here? 54:41 Speaker 1 Here it is. 54:47 Speaker 1 Hey guys. 54:48 Speaker 1 I just saw your, I saw what's his name, 54:52 Speaker 1 kill a bunch of fucking laughs and Instagrams. 54:54 Speaker 1 I thought I might come leave a voicemail from my GTA 6 moment 54:58 Speaker 1 or my GTA life moment. 55:01 Speaker 1 I just started watching today's podcast and it was great, 55:04 Speaker 1 but I'm not saying anything to anyone who wants to rest of it. 55:08 Speaker 1 It's my first time ever watching you guys. 55:09 Speaker 1 I think it's a very good daily dose, very good. 55:11 Speaker 1 But my GTA life moment, I guess, was, I see a terrible 55:15 Speaker 1 pluck the car out and um yeah I remember once I just uh I ate a little 55:21 Speaker 1 whole bunch of Xanax and then I um got in the car with uh buddy and then I was 55:28 Speaker 1 like in the middle of two lanes and shit and then I had to get brought to the 55:32 Speaker 1 chicken sandwich to get off the road because I was calling my first 55:34 Speaker 1 pussy because I was like I wasn't even really there I was just kind of like 55:38 Speaker 1 barely driving and then we got off the road and then I got a chicken sandwich and 55:43 Speaker 1 And then I don't remember driving home right in. 55:45 Speaker 1 And then later again, like a week later, 55:47 Speaker 1 I fucking took more than an act 55:48 Speaker 1 and I just passed out on the floor. 55:50 Speaker 1 Thank God, guys, and some of you are the fucking rehab place. 55:52 Speaker 1 But we're locking it now. 55:53 Speaker 1 I'm going to the Navy. 55:54 Speaker 1 So you know, we're all right now. 55:56 Speaker 1 And I'm going to have a Uncle Sam Vineyard, 56:00 Speaker 1 a Lincoln M. KZ 2019, all wheel drive, 56:03 Speaker 1 some of this got four hard horsepower. 56:05 Speaker 1 That's a nice car right there. 56:06 Speaker 1 And I won't even get fucked on the insurance 56:08 Speaker 1 because they're not classified as a sports car. 56:10 Speaker 1 It's so just a luxury sedan. 56:12 Speaker 1 know they only built for about 20 grand. So, you know, we're thinking, we're thinking. 56:17 Speaker 1 So, let me know if I, I win. I got more of these. So, let me know. 56:21 Speaker 1 So, everybody's just the guy way of guys fucking telling this story. He gave us a good 56:27 Speaker 1 pop at the beginning. So, I'm like, I got to include this guy. But he takes a handful of 56:31 Speaker 1 Zans and then he gets in the car and then you find out he's the one driving the car. 56:36 Speaker 1 Like his buddy's not even the one driving the car. Like, I, you know, tell him he's 56:39 Speaker 1 that guy took, so probably swerving down the road and his friends trying to bribe him with the chicken sandwich. 56:43 Speaker 1 But dude, you got to pull it over like, I'm not pulling over, but chicken sandwich man, 56:47 Speaker 1 went chicken sandwich. But yeah, yeah, they pulled over, get chicken sandwich. And then I guess his 56:51 Speaker 1 buddy thought that would sober him up like his alcohol or something, not a handful of zams. And then 56:55 Speaker 1 my brother proceeds to try home again. And then I guess he's getting his life together going with 56:59 Speaker 1 military and tell us what kind of car he wants. That's kind of crazy. He went really in depth on that car. 57:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, so was he a kid when this happened? 57:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, as he said, he's glad his daddy didn't take him to rehab. 57:11 Speaker 1 Like I want to know how old he is. 57:14 Speaker 1 Was he nine or was he 16? 57:17 Speaker 1 I guess he was 16. 57:19 Speaker 1 He's driving. 57:20 Speaker 1 That's wild. 57:21 Speaker 1 Okay, that was good. 57:22 Speaker 1 That was good one. 57:23 Speaker 1 Good pop too at the beginning. 57:24 Speaker 1 Good job, man. 57:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, those Zanz Fund crazy too. 57:26 Speaker 1 Because this must have been, this had been during the Zandemic. 57:30 Speaker 1 And, uh, Zandemic. 57:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was bad. 57:33 Speaker 1 It was bad. It was probably about from 15 to 18. 57:37 Speaker 1 Nobody called it a Zandemic. 57:39 Speaker 1 Oh, they did. Yeah. 57:40 Speaker 1 They call it a Zandemic. 57:42 Speaker 1 Everybody doing the Zands. 57:43 Speaker 1 Yes. 57:44 Speaker 1 And the fucking people around them. 57:47 Speaker 1 Zandemic time. 57:51 Speaker 1 Who coined it? Who coined that phrase? 57:54 Speaker 1 This says, 57:57 Speaker 1 refers to mid 2010s internet and youth culture slang term, 58:02 Speaker 1 describing the widespread abuse of the anti-exanant, 58:04 Speaker 1 anxiety prescription drug Xanax heavily tied to the SoundCloud group era. 58:09 Speaker 1 Grab it. 58:10 Speaker 1 All right. 58:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:12 Speaker 1 I'm glad that I come back. 58:13 Speaker 1 All right. 58:14 Speaker 1 We're going to see a demo. 58:15 Speaker 1 Zahn, demo. 58:19 Speaker 1 One time when I was 18, I ate to somebody at a red light. 58:23 Speaker 1 Well, the light turned green and they didn't go. 58:26 Speaker 1 And then I went around them and we were going over a bridge and they decided to swim 58:31 Speaker 1 into the side of me and try to push me off the bridge. 58:34 Speaker 1 And then I explored it and started to drug really fast. 58:37 Speaker 1 and they started chasing me and I jumped to curb and went into a nugget on his parking lot 58:44 Speaker 1 and they followed me around the corner 58:47 Speaker 1 and smashed into the back of my car and I kept on driving after that and 58:51 Speaker 1 Then they flew past me and turned around and started driving up me head on and I threw the car and reverse 58:57 Speaker 1 I started driving backwards and they smashed into me going like 50 miles an hour and pushed my car into like 59:02 Speaker 1 three other parked cars in a motorcycle and 59:04 Speaker 1 and 59:07 Speaker 1 This ended with like four police cruisers pulling up and stopping us with guns drawn 59:14 Speaker 1 And yeah, that's one 59:17 Speaker 1 God don't mind he do that. That's that's a definition of like don't encourage road rage because people on the road are fucking insane 59:23 Speaker 1 You honk at him and then go around 59:25 Speaker 1 About get ran off a bridge about crash through a dunking. That's parking lot get the car all smashed up 59:30 Speaker 1 And then you got guns pointed at you and you didn't really even do anything 59:33 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know if this guy can get a ticket for going around the car like a park car 59:40 Speaker 1 I don't know if you're legally allowed to move around a car that's not moving if you've got a you know 59:45 Speaker 1 Don't turn lane and go back around them. I don't know the legality on that 59:48 Speaker 1 But I damn sure know this on my coach around you can't do all that to him 59:52 Speaker 1 I think it's I think the irony in this whole thing is you could tell he had a boss in accent 59:56 Speaker 1 Anybody up in a dunking donuts parking lot like that's pretty funny they just got him every fucking 1:00:01 Speaker 1 He's like, he's like, obviously we're in a dunk in donuts. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 You know, because we got a lot up here in Boston, you know, no, dude, that's hilarious. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 I think that, but that's the thing, right? 1:00:12 Speaker 1 I am really, really shocked that since you started this thing for the Grand Theft, 1:00:17 Speaker 1 we have not gotten more road rage. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 Because road rage happens all the time. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 And this is like, this story is not even unbelievable to me because, I mean, 1:00:26 Speaker 1 I've been even situations where I've had to like breathe and go, 1:00:31 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna escalate the situation. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 Cause nowadays you don't know, right? 1:00:35 Speaker 1 I mean, you could do something stupid like honk at somebody 1:00:38 Speaker 1 and they just pull out a Glock and start throwing rounds at you. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 So you gotta be careful. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 But I don't think it's inappropriate to lay a little, 1:00:45 Speaker 1 he said beep. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 If you say beep, you weren't being aggressive. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 Okay. Anybody uses the word beep, 1:00:51 Speaker 1 you're not an aggressive person. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I see it. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 But then at what point did he drive around? 1:00:55 Speaker 1 It was a car just like fuck you and just I'm sitting here and then he goes around 1:00:59 Speaker 1 I guess we'd had to figure out the timeline 1:01:00 Speaker 1 Did he beep and then immediately just whip around him or did he beep wait a second be like 1:01:04 Speaker 1 All right, I guess this guy had a heart tag or he's not moving. I'm gonna go around him 1:01:07 Speaker 1 See I'd beep it a lot of people and they don't move and they're just to sleep 1:01:10 Speaker 1 That happens all the time where people fall asleep at red lights in the morning 1:01:13 Speaker 1 Especially if you get up for a real job, Brandon. You wouldn't know about that. Oh, I wrote a job for many years 1:01:17 Speaker 1 That shit sucks. I'm like I'm never having real job again, baby 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Six o'clock in the morning people fall asleep at red lights quite a bit 1:01:23 Speaker 1 And it's hilarious because everybody's driving around them and there's knocked out with their mouth wide open. You're like, yeah, that's awesome. Right. 1:01:30 Speaker 1 But no, I mean, I think that's not a big deal. It's when they start following you like, what how do you react as a another driver? 1:01:38 Speaker 1 If somebody's tailgate and you ramming you, I think you just call 911 right and you say, okay, I'm going to keep it at 60 miles per hour and we're just going to call 911 wait for the Calvary to arrive. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think we might have to ask Manny on that one because I think you're after like a second hit 1:01:54 Speaker 1 I think you're you know once your car is disabled or pretty banged up. I think you're allowed to start popping shots off 1:01:59 Speaker 1 Like your car becomes disabled and they're hitting you because that's like a deadly weapon. I would assume I 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Think if you can articulate it you might be right like if you sit there and go like look 1:02:08 Speaker 1 I'm afraid because he said the guy was trying to push him off a bridge 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Obviously if your car goes off a bridge you're probably gonna die 1:02:14 Speaker 1 So if somebody's ramming you from the side I 1:02:17 Speaker 1 I don't see why you wouldn't be okay just to pull your gun out and shoot him in the face. 1:02:21 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:02:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, or you just push him back over if you're in a bigger vehicle, let a big rig hit him head on. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's who that GTL the time. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Let's, uh, let's make this one of the three for Manny just because I have a lot of questions 1:02:33 Speaker 1 about this. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 I think that I think our listeners need to know if they're allowed to just shoot somebody 1:02:37 Speaker 1 in the face if they ram him on the road. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, how many times you got to get ramped for you can shoot somebody? 1:02:41 Speaker 1 I'd say one. 1:02:42 Speaker 1 Well, you can't say one time because it could be an accident. 1:02:44 Speaker 1 That's a lady accident. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 I know, right? 1:02:46 Speaker 1 And then you buy a Barefoot 1:02:50 Speaker 1 You're in here in the public's parking lot. She bumps you and you're like 1:02:55 Speaker 1 Once later up 1:02:56 Speaker 1 So get the semi automatic 12 gauge bag every pop pop pop pop 1:03:01 Speaker 1 All your friends are jumping out with their guns 1:03:04 Speaker 1 Light your fight, Bonnie and Clyde 1:03:06 Speaker 1 No, I think I think you have to be hit more than once 1:03:08 Speaker 1 There has to be intent because you have to have intent opportunity and capability 1:03:13 Speaker 1 The intent is they're definitely trying to kill you 1:03:15 Speaker 1 because they're multiple, like they're ramming you multiple times. 1:03:18 Speaker 1 Well, the opportunity is they have a car 1:03:19 Speaker 1 and they're trying to push you off a bridge 1:03:21 Speaker 1 and the capability would be they're in the situation 1:03:23 Speaker 1 they're right next to you and they're mad at you. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 I think this is, I think you can do it. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 I think you can kill somebody if they weren't 1:03:27 Speaker 1 trying to ram you off the road. 1:03:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm also wondering about hit run too, 1:03:30 Speaker 1 because that's like a common cause too, 1:03:31 Speaker 1 like we're someone who'll back in the back of you 1:03:34 Speaker 1 and then just tap you to get you to get out of the vehicle, 1:03:36 Speaker 1 like in a sketchy area. 1:03:37 Speaker 1 Or I would want to know if someone break checks you 1:03:41 Speaker 1 in front of you and you hit them 1:03:42 Speaker 1 and they get out all sketchy, 1:03:43 Speaker 1 Can I drive off and that not be hit and run? 1:03:45 Speaker 1 Probably got to call the cops to tell them, 1:03:46 Speaker 1 but look, I ran into the back of the guy. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 It's late at night. 1:03:49 Speaker 1 I'm over here by myself. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 They look very aggressive. 1:03:51 Speaker 1 I'm just going to drive down the road 1:03:52 Speaker 1 because this looks like a setup. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 Well, you can even do that if a cop pulls you over. 1:03:56 Speaker 1 So if you're getting pulled over in like a dark area 1:03:58 Speaker 1 or like an area where there's no other businesses 1:04:01 Speaker 1 or whatever, if you can call 911 and go, 1:04:03 Speaker 1 hey, look, there's a cop behind me. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 But I'm in a very dark area. 1:04:06 Speaker 1 I don't know what's out here. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 I don't know if this is a real cop. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 I'm driving 10 miles ahead to the nearest town 1:04:12 Speaker 1 and he can pull me over there. 1:04:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, and if it's another cover 1:04:16 Speaker 1 and you're getting pulled over, you got shit in the car, 1:04:17 Speaker 1 it buys you more time too. 1:04:18 Speaker 1 You call 911 and be like, hey, 1:04:21 Speaker 1 there's a cop car behind me, 1:04:23 Speaker 1 but it's not marked or anything. 1:04:24 Speaker 1 Can y'all check and see if there's anybody 1:04:26 Speaker 1 trying to pull someone over? 1:04:27 Speaker 1 And that gives me like another 45 seconds worth of time 1:04:29 Speaker 1 to swallow your drugs or pour your beer out, 1:04:32 Speaker 1 whatever you gotta do. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 And you can even be on 911 going, 1:04:35 Speaker 1 and I just hit a kilo cocaine. 1:04:36 Speaker 1 I don't know why that was in the road. 1:04:38 Speaker 1 So if the cops saw that, I hit it too. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a bear cans all over the fucking place. 1:04:43 Speaker 1 And he's seen all of my mouth. 1:04:45 Speaker 1 Is he seeing all these beer cans flying over my car right now? 1:04:49 Speaker 1 I'm just I'm just letting you guys know I'm trying to get to the nearest exit. 1:04:52 Speaker 1 Those are not mine. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 Just that would have been funny for a windshield that just bouncing and flying back. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 But I don't know where they're coming from. 1:04:57 Speaker 1 I think there's fucking kid rocks airplanes above me or something. 1:05:00 Speaker 1 Don't put them out. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 Genius. 1:05:03 Speaker 1 Genius. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 No, but it will buy you more time. 1:05:05 Speaker 1 So all right. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 We appreciate you listening. We got a good old Friday tomorrow. Going to be a good time. We got Matt dog. I'm gonna pick a GTA winner and 1:05:16 Speaker 1 It was fun. You have a good day. We appreciate y'all listening. Check y'all. I think for we going out of here 1:05:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, just so you guys know space is closer than Antarctica 1:05:24 Speaker 1 Yep, and we can't go to either one of them. All right. We'll see you later, but