Blood Stained Shoes EP-356 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-29
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This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild taste, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers for anyone else trying to keep them clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You have your patience. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a person's problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought that opinions are first on the show are for immediate purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Ironfish or P.B.N. Freshman. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like an STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 Alright, whatever to do another day. 1:01 Speaker 1 It's beautiful day. 1:02 Speaker 1 It's also a great day to get your commercial painting and wall covering done with the 1:07 Speaker 1 pink painters with over 35 years of experience. 1:10 Speaker 1 They know what they're doing. 1:11 Speaker 1 They're gonna get the job done for you. 1:12 Speaker 1 It's a Hatfield company. 1:13 Speaker 1 Good guy, good listener. 1:15 Speaker 1 Reach out to him for all your office buildings, retail spaces, medical industrial needs. 1:19 Speaker 1 Give him a call 943-257-703-1. 1:22 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher, the Daily Show. 1:24 Speaker 1 But Charles iron fist who I said had a wah-wah-wah in shirt. 1:28 Speaker 1 He said it's actually guerrilla surfing and I thought, maybe guerrillas do surf. 1:32 Speaker 1 I don't know. 1:33 Speaker 1 How was it? 1:34 Speaker 1 I think your exact question was, are there guerrillas in Hawaii? 1:36 Speaker 1 That was your go show. 1:37 Speaker 1 Wow, I was getting to that. 1:38 Speaker 1 Now I was thinking, are there guerrillas in Hawaii? 1:40 Speaker 1 Do they have, did you ever see a guerrilla when you were there? 1:42 Speaker 1 I don't know if they have zoos on the island or not and they just bring in non-native 1:45 Speaker 1 species and just let them chill. 1:47 Speaker 1 That's a good question because you know, there's the real estate out there is pretty limited. 1:51 Speaker 1 So I can't imagine there would be a zoo on a lot of who, which is like the like we're 1:56 Speaker 1 Honolulu and all that's at, but you'd want to put it on Kona or you know, the big island. 2:01 Speaker 1 But it seems like what a waste of real estate, right? 2:04 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, all that real estate is so expensive. 2:06 Speaker 1 So I think we may have found the only state in the 50 states that does not have a zoo. 2:13 Speaker 1 I'm sure it has something aquatic, but it does not have a traditional zoo with gorillas. 2:18 Speaker 1 So I don't know if this one has gorillas or naps. 2:20 Speaker 1 Honolulu Zoo has 900 plus animals. They're closed right now. I don't know what 2:24 Speaker 1 fucking time it is over there, but it's a hot spot. It's got 42 acres and a 10.3,000 2:28 Speaker 1 reviews. And then you got Panewa rainforest zoo and gardens in 2:32 Speaker 1 Hilo, Hawaii. Not as many animals, 80 plus species. I don't know if there's any 2:36 Speaker 1 gorillas there, not though. I've seen a lot of tigers and lions and 2:39 Speaker 1 giraffes and stuff that walks on the ground. 2:42 Speaker 1 And Hilo, H-I-L-O? Yeah. Hilo, Hilo. I was there. I didn't see no zoo. It's like the size of, 2:49 Speaker 1 I don't know. Buford. Yeah, it's right there on the edge. Let me show you. Yeah, whatever. 2:55 Speaker 1 These guys are lying. They're just trying to get our taxpayer dollars for a fake suit. 2:59 Speaker 1 That zoo doesn't exist, Brandon. There's no such place. These liars, 3:02 Speaker 1 bunch of wines, trying to steal more from the United States. 3:05 Speaker 1 Well, supposedly 3000 people went there and all they're showing me right now is peacocks and 3:09 Speaker 1 tigers and gators. I'm not seeing any gorillas. I did see a goat farm when I was there. 3:15 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that was in like the Middle East. That'd be a whole different situation. 3:17 Speaker 1 I mean, go fucking far. 3:20 Speaker 1 But no, they don't. 3:21 Speaker 1 So I guess we did not find the only state without gorillas in it. 3:25 Speaker 1 So Hawaii, Honolulu probably has a gorilla. 3:27 Speaker 1 So that's off the list. 3:29 Speaker 1 But no, dude, I had a big day. 3:31 Speaker 1 I got up this morning at Oak Crack 30 in the morning 3:34 Speaker 1 and drove to the cabin again. 3:36 Speaker 1 You know, the first time I've been up there since April 20. 3:39 Speaker 1 You'd be proud of me. 3:40 Speaker 1 420. 3:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:41 Speaker 1 Is that when you mark out high when you're doing the hot toe 3:44 Speaker 1 or the light repair downstairs? 3:46 Speaker 1 I did not. 3:47 Speaker 1 So I did not, but that is the day that Mark came and made me sit in the hot tub with 3:51 Speaker 1 him for an extended period of time. 3:53 Speaker 1 And we did the, we did the wall and we did the other lights. 3:56 Speaker 1 And it's funny because, you know, I knew I had to stain like, I don't understand stain. 4:01 Speaker 1 All these warranties and things don't they say stains good for like five years? 4:06 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I don't know. 4:08 Speaker 1 See, we, we was saying the back porch after like four years of it not being stained and 4:12 Speaker 1 we did something wrong. 4:13 Speaker 1 We had one of those sprayers and it just like all washed away. 4:15 Speaker 1 I don't know what happened. 4:16 Speaker 1 It just looks like bad wood. 4:17 Speaker 1 I don't even know how it's possible. 4:19 Speaker 1 So your stain was good, your stain was doing its job 4:22 Speaker 1 and repelling. 4:23 Speaker 1 So mine, not so much. 4:25 Speaker 1 It's been like, I don't know, three years 4:26 Speaker 1 and the whole front of my cabin is I start and fade. 4:29 Speaker 1 Start, you can just see stuff. 4:30 Speaker 1 So I told Megan, I said, I'm gonna go up there 4:32 Speaker 1 and I'm gonna restain it. 4:34 Speaker 1 Like I'm gonna do this myself, because I can do it. 4:36 Speaker 1 I got a ladder, I almost die over to my go up there, 4:38 Speaker 1 but I got this. 4:39 Speaker 1 And we get home while when I was in Europe, 4:42 Speaker 1 my phone freaking filled up with memory. 4:45 Speaker 1 So I just went through and deleted everything 4:46 Speaker 1 that didn't look like an important picture, right? 4:49 Speaker 1 Well, one of those pictures just happened to be 4:51 Speaker 1 the can of stain that's sitting up there 4:53 Speaker 1 that I need. 4:54 Speaker 1 The color you needed? 4:55 Speaker 1 Oh God, I was so mad. 4:57 Speaker 1 So I knew I could remember it was Calvitz and I'm like, 4:59 Speaker 1 okay, I'm just gonna go and I'm gonna roll the dice, 5:01 Speaker 1 but I did put a picture of the cabin at AI. 5:05 Speaker 1 And I said, AI, you know what color do you think this is? 5:08 Speaker 1 And they came up with two options. 5:10 Speaker 1 And I'm like, all right, 5:11 Speaker 1 I feel like I had a 50% chance here. 5:13 Speaker 1 Now, Megan said, when you go to Lowe's at six o'clock in the morning, 5:18 Speaker 1 get one of each. 5:19 Speaker 1 And then if you get there, you can use one of them and return the other. 5:23 Speaker 1 But you know me, I don't do that. 5:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 5:25 Speaker 1 I rolled the dice and I went all in on Jara Brown. 5:29 Speaker 1 That's the color I went with. 5:31 Speaker 1 And when I got there and I found that can do that was happy. 5:34 Speaker 1 Cause guess what? 5:35 Speaker 1 It was Jara Brown. 5:36 Speaker 1 It was Jara Brown, baby. 5:37 Speaker 1 That was my second. 5:38 Speaker 1 I was walking and rolling at eight o'clock in the morning. 5:40 Speaker 1 So I'm doing it. 5:40 Speaker 1 I'm burning through the can a little bit quicker than I thought once 1030 rolled around and it was 92 degrees 5:46 Speaker 1 It was baking me on the wall of the cabin and I'm going this is impossible 5:51 Speaker 1 I don't putting stain on wood at 92 degrees in the hot sun 5:56 Speaker 1 Totally different ballgame. Have you ever done that? 5:59 Speaker 1 No, not really last thing. I'm not a big stainer. You know, I'm not big pain reader 6:02 Speaker 1 I don't really stain or paint like the last thing we did was the back porch and we put it in like a bug sprayer like a 6:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, pesticide sprayer sprayer sprayer didn't not work out too well, but 6:12 Speaker 1 I'll be on the man manual labor. I'm not much of a manual labor kind of guy. 6:17 Speaker 1 I'm not really. 6:19 Speaker 1 I don't have anything to stain. You know, you got a bunch of decided to get a wood cabin. 6:22 Speaker 1 So they are you got to stain them or the fucker all the time. 6:24 Speaker 1 I do have a lot of wood and I've been doing a lot of work with my wood. 6:27 Speaker 1 I'm trying to stain it making it look good. And are you do good work with other people's wood too? 6:32 Speaker 1 I mean, anybody's on it needs work. 6:34 Speaker 1 It depends on who's it is and what the price is. You know, you pay me enough. 6:38 Speaker 1 I'll come out and I'll stay in it for you and fix it up. 6:40 Speaker 1 But not, I gotta finish mine first. 6:42 Speaker 1 So I worked on that and so I ran out of stain, 6:44 Speaker 1 I got half done, and then I won't take a picture of it. 6:47 Speaker 1 Cause I was gonna send it to our realtor. 6:48 Speaker 1 Cause as you guys know, the cabin's been on the market now 6:50 Speaker 1 for, I don't know, year and a half. 6:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:53 Speaker 1 You like, put it up and you get like a bunch of bookings 6:55 Speaker 1 and you're like, take it back off. 6:56 Speaker 1 And then you go like a week without booking, 6:58 Speaker 1 and you're like, put it back up. 6:59 Speaker 1 And then like a bunch of buns, you're like, take it back down. 7:01 Speaker 1 I told you why we do that. 7:03 Speaker 1 I don't remember, no. 7:04 Speaker 1 What happened? 7:05 Speaker 1 they fully cover everything in the house under this like home warranty. 7:09 Speaker 1 Oh, if you're selling it. Yeah. So I just keep it on my plan is to keep it on 7:13 Speaker 1 market forever. 7:15 Speaker 1 Never stop it. 7:15 Speaker 1 Let's you like do air and be air B and B with it with it, being on the market. 7:19 Speaker 1 Like, see, kind of risky. 7:21 Speaker 1 I mean, well, this whole thing seems like it's just risky for them. 7:24 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't understand how they expect to sell it one when they can't show it 7:29 Speaker 1 ever. And two, I have it ridiculously high priced. 7:32 Speaker 1 And three, it's all like they're the ones paying the warranty. 7:36 Speaker 1 So it makes no sense. 7:36 Speaker 1 Like there's no negative here for me at all. 7:39 Speaker 1 So I just decided I'm just gonna keep it on the market forever 7:42 Speaker 1 and never sell it. 7:43 Speaker 1 And I'm thinking about putting my house on the market. 7:45 Speaker 1 Just I just don't wanna do it people come in and go in. 7:48 Speaker 1 Cause I can't be like, oh my family's home, 7:50 Speaker 1 so we can't show it. 7:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, you could always do like list it really high 7:54 Speaker 1 and then charge like $50 for an application fee 7:56 Speaker 1 and then just collect a bunch of application fees. 7:59 Speaker 1 See, now you're on to something. 8:00 Speaker 1 I think the application for you to be like 250 though. 8:04 Speaker 1 I think you want to do like lower like 50. 8:06 Speaker 1 No, I don't want people to come. 8:08 Speaker 1 I just want to keep the warranty. 8:10 Speaker 1 Don't want people to buy it. 8:12 Speaker 1 No, you just get like, you know, 8:14 Speaker 1 100 people a month that put in $50 8:16 Speaker 1 and then you're next to five grand. 8:18 Speaker 1 I guess, then I got to show it. 8:20 Speaker 1 And I guess, I guess we just wouldn't even clean or try. 8:23 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 8:24 Speaker 1 You're like, just like put all fuck my coffee 8:26 Speaker 1 and clean later, but how bad is it today? 8:27 Speaker 1 He's bad, Mr. Chuck. 8:28 Speaker 1 He's bad. 8:29 Speaker 1 Leave it just like that. 8:31 Speaker 1 That one's the more rat if you can, 8:32 Speaker 1 throw the trash out of the place. 8:33 Speaker 1 Hands on the floor, Corita, if you got to. 8:35 Speaker 1 All right, make it smell like ass. 8:37 Speaker 1 I was cleaning the house, 8:38 Speaker 1 and I noticed that patch, 8:40 Speaker 1 spatch room has many, many poop stains. 8:42 Speaker 1 What do you want me to do? 8:43 Speaker 1 Like leave them, leave them. 8:45 Speaker 1 Those are for more if you gotta take it down. 8:46 Speaker 1 Corita. 8:48 Speaker 1 I'm gonna need you to go eat some McDonald's and Taco Bell. 8:51 Speaker 1 Come back and clean in an hour, 8:53 Speaker 1 and don't worry about it, right? 8:55 Speaker 1 So anyway, but yeah, so I did that, 8:57 Speaker 1 and then I left, 8:58 Speaker 1 it was like, dude, it was so hot. I'm out of stain. And do this is crazy. Have you ever had like a 9:05 Speaker 1 just a hanker and for something? It's almost like I'm pregnant, like a hanker and for something that 9:09 Speaker 1 you never eat. I have burr hankering for a hunk of herb. Um, no, that is from sausage party. Um, 9:16 Speaker 1 a good movie. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think if there's something that I was just like, 9:21 Speaker 1 damn, I really need to eat this. Um, every now and then, oh, okay, I never know them about every, 9:27 Speaker 1 three, uh, three years or so probably I'll get a hankering for like a euro, like from 9:31 Speaker 1 like PETA, like a Mediterranean euro. 9:34 Speaker 1 Yes. 9:35 Speaker 1 Now when that happens, how do you crave that? 9:38 Speaker 1 Like how do you satisfy that that craving? 9:40 Speaker 1 How do you just go get the fucking food and eat it? 9:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 9:43 Speaker 1 So I'm driving back and you know, you've done that drive me right? 9:48 Speaker 1 No, I've done that drive before around that same area though. 9:51 Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you did that drive me. 9:52 Speaker 1 I must have been, well, oh, it's crazy did crazy has and you know, of course, uh, fire 9:56 Speaker 1 I'm coming back and I, you know, you go through Blue Ridge and it's, they've got everything. 10:02 Speaker 1 They got all the fast food places in America except for one. 10:05 Speaker 1 And I'm going, oh, dude, I want a water burger. 10:08 Speaker 1 And I want the, the like the four stacker, you know what I mean? 10:12 Speaker 1 Like the one that you're going to die of a heart attack as soon as you leave the parking lot. 10:16 Speaker 1 I want that one, right? 10:17 Speaker 1 So Dawsonville has one. 10:19 Speaker 1 Dawsonville, Georgia has a brand new water burger. 10:21 Speaker 1 So I'm so excited. 10:22 Speaker 1 I don't eat. 10:23 Speaker 1 I drive all the way there and I pull in the parking lot and I go to the go through the drive do and there's like four cars in front 10:30 Speaker 1 I mean because it's good. You know what I mean? So what do you expect? I mean when you want something that's good 10:35 Speaker 1 It's gonna be a light or a line. I get up there and by this point another trucks coming behind me 10:41 Speaker 1 He's a work guy. You can tell he's a work guy's like f-350 dooley something that Mike 10:45 Speaker 1 Something right he's gonna be shitting it out. I have a zee net 10:49 Speaker 1 I do that fucked up guts. 10:53 Speaker 1 Exactly. 10:54 Speaker 1 It just lives off roller food and whatever. 10:56 Speaker 1 Like I can hear the Bud Light cans rolling around in his floorboard with him and the car behind me. 11:01 Speaker 1 I just know that they're there. 11:02 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting there and all of a sudden the lady goes, she goes, hey sweetie, 11:06 Speaker 1 I'm real sorry, but I hope you're patient today because I'm a one-gal shop. 11:12 Speaker 1 And aren't nobody showed up for the kitchen staff. 11:15 Speaker 1 So I'm taking the orders and I'm making the food. 11:18 Speaker 1 food and I'm like, I'm like, dude, I really want this freaking burger. 11:22 Speaker 1 Just like, oh, can I just come back there and cook it? 11:24 Speaker 1 I'll just wait a share. 11:26 Speaker 1 Come on. 11:26 Speaker 1 I would appreciate that. 11:27 Speaker 1 We got 10 orders ahead of you though. 11:29 Speaker 1 So you got to have to have you ever made a wood of burger burger? 11:32 Speaker 1 No. 11:32 Speaker 1 No. 11:33 Speaker 1 What a bugger. 11:34 Speaker 1 What a burger burger. 11:35 Speaker 1 So you know what made me decide to get out of line? 11:38 Speaker 1 Uh, the fact that it was going to take for a fucking ever? 11:41 Speaker 1 No. 11:43 Speaker 1 Oh, she had a crack pipe. 11:45 Speaker 1 No, she, she was the drive to lady. 11:47 Speaker 1 She doesn't work back there. 11:49 Speaker 1 Like she doesn't know how to do it. 11:50 Speaker 1 They use books, okay? 11:52 Speaker 1 I've been back there. 11:53 Speaker 1 I know how, because I've had to jump in the back 11:55 Speaker 1 before it hardies. 11:56 Speaker 1 There's been a couple emergencies 11:58 Speaker 1 that they needed me on that line. 11:59 Speaker 1 Right? 12:00 Speaker 1 That's the whole thing of that line. 12:01 Speaker 1 I tried my whole life for this. 12:02 Speaker 1 I could do this. 12:03 Speaker 1 Dude, I thought I could. 12:04 Speaker 1 And I get back there and I'm like, 12:05 Speaker 1 listening to the drive-thru, 12:07 Speaker 1 and there's a book in front of me. 12:09 Speaker 1 And it says Frisco Burger. 12:10 Speaker 1 And it's got like tabs, right? 12:11 Speaker 1 And you're just like, ooh, and you open it up 12:13 Speaker 1 and you can make that burger based on the instructions. 12:16 Speaker 1 which seems easy until you're getting them 12:20 Speaker 1 just I'll take two Frisco burgers, two double cheese, 12:22 Speaker 1 one hot ham and cheese and three mushroom and Swiss. 12:25 Speaker 1 And you're like, oh my God, right? 12:27 Speaker 1 And you gotta do it. 12:28 Speaker 1 So I'm like, there's no way this lady's gonna be 12:30 Speaker 1 able to get this right. 12:31 Speaker 1 None. 12:31 Speaker 1 So I decide I'm getting out of line, okay? 12:34 Speaker 1 But it's called off. 12:35 Speaker 1 The whole, she called it the B lane. 12:38 Speaker 1 She's like, is the B lane? 12:39 Speaker 1 Cause I told her I said, I can't do that. 12:41 Speaker 1 I said, I want the right meal. 12:43 Speaker 1 I don't trust you at all times. 12:44 Speaker 1 It's exactly what I said. 12:46 Speaker 1 I said, look, no offense, lady. 12:47 Speaker 1 You sound like a sweet gal. 12:49 Speaker 1 I don't think you're gonna be able to do this. 12:50 Speaker 1 Cause my order is very specific. 12:51 Speaker 1 I want like four patties on this bad boy, right? 12:54 Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, I get it. 12:55 Speaker 1 It's gonna be at least 10 to 15 minutes. 12:57 Speaker 1 And I said, okay, well, the lane is closed. 12:59 Speaker 1 I can't get out. 13:00 Speaker 1 I have a big truck behind me. 13:02 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, be lane is coned off. 13:04 Speaker 1 I said, yeah, be lane is coned off, right? 13:07 Speaker 1 She's telling people that it come today either to move cones. 13:10 Speaker 1 It gets better. 13:11 Speaker 1 So she goes, hold on. 13:11 Speaker 1 I'll send somebody right out. 13:13 Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, what? 13:14 Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, how are you sending someone out? 13:16 Speaker 1 You're a one-gall shot. 13:18 Speaker 1 I'll send this like, I don't know if she was on the spectrum. 13:21 Speaker 1 Like she just looked like she was on the spectrum. 13:23 Speaker 1 She just got like, you want the colors moved. 13:26 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm like yelling at her like, wait a minute. 13:29 Speaker 1 I'm like, you told me you're a one-gall shot. 13:31 Speaker 1 And she's like, oh no, I got Betty with me today. 13:34 Speaker 1 And I'm like, well, you said you're a one-gall shot. 13:35 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden I see Betty walk out. 13:37 Speaker 1 And she's like, she's just here over the mic. 13:39 Speaker 1 Uh-huh, that's Betty. 13:40 Speaker 1 That's what I meant by my only one here. 13:42 Speaker 1 like knuckle dragon, you know, just like, 13:44 Speaker 1 ugh, you know what? 13:46 Speaker 1 Oh, jeez. 13:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, I'm like, you got me that time. 13:49 Speaker 1 I, you got me, but I'm gonna get out of here. 13:51 Speaker 1 So I go to get out. 13:52 Speaker 1 She moves the cones. 13:54 Speaker 1 No granted. 13:55 Speaker 1 Again, you know, I don't know what's going on with Betty. 13:58 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to say anything. 14:00 Speaker 1 She left me the littleest space to get through. 14:03 Speaker 1 I have to back up to go forward to get out. 14:06 Speaker 1 Well, what do you think Mike Langley's doing 14:07 Speaker 1 in the F-350 behind me? 14:09 Speaker 1 Fucking drinking and snorting and fucking farting back there. 14:12 Speaker 1 Damn, yelling about, all right, man, fuck off. 14:14 Speaker 1 I just, I'm gonna, I pull up two inches to back up. 14:21 Speaker 1 That dude pulls up eight inches. 14:23 Speaker 1 Like he is just like, I gotta get my water burger immediately. 14:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, so finally, I just get out of my truck. 14:29 Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, dude, I gotta get out. 14:31 Speaker 1 I'm not, I'm trying to leave B lane is unconed. 14:34 Speaker 1 Can I get, can I get into B lane? 14:36 Speaker 1 And this dude's looking at me, not grand. 14:38 Speaker 1 I'm in Dawsonville, Georgia. 14:39 Speaker 1 So he's up there like, I said, dude, 14:41 Speaker 1 I just need to get out. 14:42 Speaker 1 You might need not get water burger, but no, 14:45 Speaker 1 but use in the water burger line. 14:47 Speaker 1 So that means you probably want water burger. 14:51 Speaker 1 It's only one lady working. 14:53 Speaker 1 He's like, well, Betty's in there too. 14:55 Speaker 1 Now there's gotta be like two. 14:57 Speaker 1 So she's not gonna take 10 minutes, 14:59 Speaker 1 but it's wood burger, man. 15:01 Speaker 1 It's worth it. 15:01 Speaker 1 Just wait in line. 15:02 Speaker 1 Okay, she'll get it right. 15:03 Speaker 1 Okay, she was, so the best part is I finally am like, 15:07 Speaker 1 dude, I gotta get out. 15:08 Speaker 1 I gotta, because on this point, 15:09 Speaker 1 I'm just like, I'm done. 15:10 Speaker 1 done and he goes literally nobody's behind him and he goes, oh, you got it. 15:17 Speaker 1 The crack that thing's on. 15:20 Speaker 1 Like what is going on? 15:22 Speaker 1 So I have to do the front back front back like 10 times. 15:27 Speaker 1 Off the powers. 15:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, and this idiot could have just moved, but he's stupid redneck. 15:32 Speaker 1 I've had this happen before. 15:34 Speaker 1 A fucking car full of a bunch of Asians jumping front of me. 15:37 Speaker 1 So I got to pay bumper to bumper. 15:39 Speaker 1 exactly what I said. Oh my god, it was crazy. So I didn't eat. So I did, I never got my 15:44 Speaker 1 water burger. I've been a little grumpy because of it, a little upset and came home. 15:50 Speaker 1 You know, got dressed in my nicest clothes after showering because I'm going to my daughter's 15:55 Speaker 1 base or softball game tonight. I'm speculating, not coaching, which is always a great thing. And 15:59 Speaker 1 that's, that's it. That's all I'm doing. Are you thinking you're going to steal the show tonight 16:03 Speaker 1 when people are asking about, I mean, how many gorillas are actually in Hawaii? That's a fake shirt. 16:07 Speaker 1 And I'm going to be like, did you know the Honolulu Zoo has 900 different species of animals? 16:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. 16:13 Speaker 1 We don't know if a grill is there, but we know there's 900 species. 16:17 Speaker 1 There haven't been any pictures. 16:18 Speaker 1 I can just imagine a grill, though, just escaping and just terrorize it the town. 16:21 Speaker 1 I mean, if I was a grill, I'd want to be released in Hawaii. 16:25 Speaker 1 That's like kind of their habitat, right? 16:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess you got trees and grass and fish and water. 16:31 Speaker 1 I think just go out there and go fishing. 16:33 Speaker 1 I don't think a grill is eat fish. 16:36 Speaker 1 Oh, they don't. 16:38 Speaker 1 Oh, they're not eating. 16:39 Speaker 1 You think a bear's dude? 16:41 Speaker 1 Are gorillas vegetarians? 16:45 Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, unless they're in the movie 16:46 Speaker 1 Primate or something, I think all gorillas only eat, 16:50 Speaker 1 which is weird, because don't they have fangs? 16:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's for like busted open fruits 16:55 Speaker 1 and eating, you know, like when you get a easier to eat, 16:58 Speaker 1 like PB and J's and shit like that. 16:59 Speaker 1 I don't think that's right. 17:01 Speaker 1 Hold on, so no, are we the only, 17:04 Speaker 1 What do we call them? 17:06 Speaker 1 Amals? 17:07 Speaker 1 Well, not. 17:08 Speaker 1 What are like us and monkeys are all certain. 17:11 Speaker 1 Homeos sapence? 17:12 Speaker 1 Because we walk on two feet. 17:15 Speaker 1 Homeos sapiens. 17:16 Speaker 1 Not homeos sapiens. 17:17 Speaker 1 I don't think it's homeos. 17:19 Speaker 1 I don't think we're just homeos. 17:20 Speaker 1 Homeo erectus. 17:21 Speaker 1 Think about us. 17:22 Speaker 1 Homeo erectus? 17:23 Speaker 1 I think that's us. 17:24 Speaker 1 Hold on. 17:25 Speaker 1 Megan's yelling. 17:26 Speaker 1 What? 17:27 Speaker 1 Megan said we're all primates. 17:29 Speaker 1 She don't know. 17:30 Speaker 1 Is that true? 17:31 Speaker 1 Is that true? 17:32 Speaker 1 I don't understand that because why did some monkeys just stop developing? 17:37 Speaker 1 Okay, I don't either. 17:38 Speaker 1 I think that's the, I think evolution is the dumbest thing. 17:41 Speaker 1 If you believe in evolution, you have no, that's the dumbest. 17:43 Speaker 1 Yeah. 17:44 Speaker 1 Because why would they just stop evolving? 17:46 Speaker 1 Like, oh, no, we're just going to stay monkeys over here. 17:48 Speaker 1 You guys can go be humans. 17:49 Speaker 1 I'm sure that's going to work out real good for you. 17:51 Speaker 1 We're going to be over here flinging shit and eating fruit attacking people. 17:54 Speaker 1 Over the last 10 years, I'd say we're getting dumber. 17:56 Speaker 1 I don't think we're getting dumber there. 17:58 Speaker 1 I don't think we're getting down to gorilla. All right. So the main types of primates are 18:04 Speaker 1 Step so step I can't step her sire signs wet nose nocturnal animals like lemurs 18:13 Speaker 1 monkeys divided into new world monkeys. Okay, whatever apes 18:19 Speaker 1 I think that's it. Yeah, I don't think Megan's right. Yeah, primates are advanced biological order of mammals that include lemurs monkeys 18:26 Speaker 1 Oh, and humans. Yes. We're primates. 18:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think that's one of that pseudoscience bullshit. 18:32 Speaker 1 I was making shit up. 18:33 Speaker 1 So are we so what primates? 18:35 Speaker 1 So are we the only primates that eat meat? 18:38 Speaker 1 I think we're a homo. 18:40 Speaker 1 Like I said, I think we're homo sapiens or homo erectus. 18:43 Speaker 1 Okay. I don't care about that. 18:45 Speaker 1 I'm asking about the meat. 18:46 Speaker 1 Well, that's how you look it up, damn it. 18:48 Speaker 1 Okay, but I'm no. 18:49 Speaker 1 89 non-human primate species eat vertebrae vertebrae meat. 18:58 Speaker 1 Go spawn in it. 19:00 Speaker 1 Chimpanzees, bonaboos, and baboons, while plant and fruit make up the bulk of their diets. 19:09 Speaker 1 Many primates act as opportunistic predators to gain extra protein and nutrients. 19:13 Speaker 1 But I'm oh my god. 19:16 Speaker 1 What do you think the biggest piece of the biggest piece, 19:20 Speaker 1 the biggest type of meat of chimpanzees eats this? 19:23 Speaker 1 A human's face. 19:25 Speaker 1 No, close. 19:28 Speaker 1 The head of a lion. 19:30 Speaker 1 They monkeys. 19:31 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, they're very cannibalistic. 19:34 Speaker 1 Oh my, bonaboos, do you know what they eat? 19:36 Speaker 1 Oh, monkey dick. 19:38 Speaker 1 Small antilopes. 19:40 Speaker 1 Oh, okay, look at that. 19:42 Speaker 1 You know what, a baboon eats? 19:43 Speaker 1 uh, snakes. 19:47 Speaker 1 Uh, small antelope's. 19:49 Speaker 1 You know what? 19:49 Speaker 1 Cop 20:09 Speaker 1 He's just eating on his cellar or something 20:11 Speaker 1 watching the line. Each you're welcome from that George. Well, I didn't do, uh, I didn't do a whole lot today. 20:18 Speaker 1 I went and got a PS5 pro though, because they're selling like crazy. And I figured, uh, 20:24 Speaker 1 you know, closer to get to actual GTA, I think they're going to be sold out. And that's the biggest 20:28 Speaker 1 problem is like I always I've been playing on a computer for like the past like, I don't know, six years or so. 20:33 Speaker 1 And, uh, they're not releasing it on PC for like two years. They don't want a bunch of people 20:36 Speaker 1 modin it and hackin it and ruin the fucking game. 20:39 Speaker 1 So I had to get a fucking console. 20:40 Speaker 1 But it was like the first, but the good news is, 20:42 Speaker 1 or bad news, I don't know what it is. 20:43 Speaker 1 I've been paying for PlayStation Plus 20:46 Speaker 1 for like the past eight years that I haven't had a console. 20:48 Speaker 1 It just comes out automatically every year. 20:50 Speaker 1 I always forget about it. 20:50 Speaker 1 I go to look it up and I can't ever find how it's being paid. 20:54 Speaker 1 But now I have a reason to, 20:56 Speaker 1 because I got PlayStation 5. 20:58 Speaker 1 How much is it a month? 21:00 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know. I think it's like 60 a year. 21:02 Speaker 1 No, that's not terrible. 21:04 Speaker 1 So you got your PlayStation 5. 21:06 Speaker 1 What's the difference in the one you got and the one that my son has? 21:08 Speaker 1 What is your son have? 21:10 Speaker 1 A PlayStation 5. 21:11 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 21:12 Speaker 1 This is the PlayStation 5 Pro. 21:14 Speaker 1 So it's the highest performing console on the market between Xbox, PlayStation, 21:19 Speaker 1 Switch, or anything like that. 21:20 Speaker 1 And I double checked to make sure that one another console coming out this year because 21:23 Speaker 1 I was going to be pissed. 21:23 Speaker 1 But the next one was not supposed to come out until 2028. 21:26 Speaker 1 But the different main difference between the Pro and the regular, 21:28 Speaker 1 you just get higher frame rates, more stability. 21:30 Speaker 1 It's a clear image. 21:31 Speaker 1 You get more storage and everything on there. 21:33 Speaker 1 So we don't want him to have that just in case he does get a hold of the GTA 6 one day. Oh 21:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm he still get it on that one. He's got you know, you know, I'm mad at my son right now, right? 21:42 Speaker 1 Oh, what do you do? I got to buy him so so when you were a kid, did your parents ever buy you like nice shoes? 21:49 Speaker 1 Yes, yes for school 21:51 Speaker 1 Yet that normally the beginning of the year 21:53 Speaker 1 I'd get me a pair and then I'd try not to fuck him up too bad 21:55 Speaker 1 But there's always mud and stuff around and I'd always have a I'd be like a magnet towards it 21:59 Speaker 1 So we went we went to the mall and he wanted a pair of like Jordans and they were like 138 bucks 22:05 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that, but he but he did find a pair of air maxes that were 90 22:11 Speaker 1 96 dollars or something like that was under a hundred bucks. I remember I go, okay 22:14 Speaker 1 Card here's the deal. I'll get you these shoes which got to take care of them 22:17 Speaker 1 You got to take care of them like if you get them messed up within two weeks 22:21 Speaker 1 I'm never getting another pair of new shoes like nice ones 22:24 Speaker 1 But he's going to be the dirty poor kid at school. 22:27 Speaker 1 I'm going to go look at your feet and point in the lab. 22:28 Speaker 1 Wait till you hear what happened. 22:30 Speaker 1 So yesterday, he gets invited to go to Six Flags with one of his friends. 22:35 Speaker 1 And it's just her and some of her softball friends, but there's four of them. 22:39 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know if Carter's ready to go to Six Flags with a girl. 22:43 Speaker 1 And she's like, all right, with him every ride. 22:45 Speaker 1 I'll ride with him every ride. 22:46 Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, so he gets up at seven in the morning. 22:51 Speaker 1 He showers, which I've never seen him do. 22:54 Speaker 1 He put his teeth on his teeth. 22:58 Speaker 1 All about it. 22:59 Speaker 1 And he does his hair. 23:01 Speaker 1 So he comes in and he looks and he's matching. 23:04 Speaker 1 Granted, he's in all blue, which is kind of weird. 23:06 Speaker 1 But he's like, I'm not trying. 23:08 Speaker 1 It's like a drug lord around me. 23:09 Speaker 1 I'm like a pimp. 23:12 Speaker 1 So he comes in and he's like, I want to wear my new shoes. 23:16 Speaker 1 I said, ah, dude. 23:17 Speaker 1 Like, you know, don't you have anything else you can wear? 23:19 Speaker 1 And he's like, well, I don't want you too small. 23:21 Speaker 1 There's no one to fit. 23:23 Speaker 1 I want to wear them. 23:24 Speaker 1 I said, well, you can wear mine. They're a little big. But these, so I give my on 23:27 Speaker 1 clouds, do they're like, 11s. They look ridiculous. And he's like, they're going to fall 23:33 Speaker 1 off on a roller coaster. And I see young bears. He's going out of loop and the boat 23:37 Speaker 1 to the shoes just fly off. And he's got a little crumb bear. Yeah, they just shoeless. 23:42 Speaker 1 So he's got, so he gets home last night, walks in the door. He's so happy. Great day, right? 23:48 Speaker 1 He's soaking wet. 23:49 Speaker 1 I said, do we? 23:50 Speaker 1 Why are you soaked? 23:51 Speaker 1 He goes, oh, jada. 23:52 Speaker 1 What did the log ride last? 23:54 Speaker 1 I was like, well, that was stupid. 23:55 Speaker 1 I want to do that last. 23:56 Speaker 1 You get the car soaking. 23:57 Speaker 1 That's what I want first. 23:58 Speaker 1 That's what I want. 24:00 Speaker 1 So then I looked down at it immediately. 24:02 Speaker 1 I go, oh my god, dude, his shoes brand new shoes, brand new 24:05 Speaker 1 school shoes. 24:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, they're, they gotta be soaking wet. 24:08 Speaker 1 I'm gonna be so pissed. 24:09 Speaker 1 I look down and on one shoe, I see a huge something on the shoe. 24:16 Speaker 1 I'm the talking. 24:17 Speaker 1 Right? 24:18 Speaker 1 And I go, what's that? 24:19 Speaker 1 And he goes, I don't know. 24:20 Speaker 1 That's what, so I take the shoe, I run into it. 24:23 Speaker 1 They're like that when I get him out of the box, 24:25 Speaker 1 they have what he's on the box. 24:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, it gets better. 24:27 Speaker 1 I go into the kitchen, I'm scrubbing them, 24:29 Speaker 1 I'm scrubbing this big weird spot, 24:31 Speaker 1 but I've seen it before. 24:33 Speaker 1 I'll be honest with you, it looked like period blood. 24:37 Speaker 1 So God, so hold on. 24:38 Speaker 1 So I'm like, why does it look like blood to me? 24:40 Speaker 1 It looks like, but I'm scrubbing it, scrubbing it, scrubbing it, 24:42 Speaker 1 scrubbing it, all sudden, firebreak Patrick walks in. 24:46 Speaker 1 And he goes, hi man. 24:47 Speaker 1 might want to remove those laces. 24:49 Speaker 1 I think I'll see some more. 24:50 Speaker 1 I said, what? 24:51 Speaker 1 I look under the laces and there's a huge spot 24:53 Speaker 1 under the laces and it's on the laces. 24:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, why is that? 24:56 Speaker 1 So I immediately, something just triggers my brain 24:59 Speaker 1 and I go, I guarantee you, Carter, cut himself. 25:02 Speaker 1 And he is believing on issues. 25:03 Speaker 1 So I got my car, come on, get inside. 25:06 Speaker 1 No, that's what I thought at first. 25:07 Speaker 1 So I bring him down, I'm checking his foot, 25:09 Speaker 1 I'm looking his foot and I say, hey man, 25:11 Speaker 1 you got a cut anywhere? 25:12 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh yeah, I said where? 25:16 Speaker 1 He goes on my shin. 25:17 Speaker 1 I said, let me see it. 25:18 Speaker 1 I look at it. 25:20 Speaker 1 Dude, it's a huge cut. 25:22 Speaker 1 And it's like just healed. 25:23 Speaker 1 I said, what did that happen? 25:24 Speaker 1 He goes, uh, about a week and a half ago, 25:27 Speaker 1 but we were waiting in line for a Goliath. 25:30 Speaker 1 Then I got bored so I picked the scab off. 25:33 Speaker 1 Then I just started bleeding all over the place. 25:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, he's like, what is that? 25:37 Speaker 1 He went to the log river to wash it off. 25:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is going on? 25:41 Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude. 25:42 Speaker 1 I'm so, so I finally told him. 25:44 Speaker 1 I'm buying him kids for $25. 25:47 Speaker 1 I'm gonna draw a huge Nike squish on the side. 25:49 Speaker 1 I'm gonna write Air Jordan on the back, 25:51 Speaker 1 and he's going to school with that, 25:53 Speaker 1 and let people make fun of him. 25:54 Speaker 1 He deserves it. 25:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember I had a pair of shoes. 25:57 Speaker 1 They were like knee up. 25:58 Speaker 1 They're like neon green. 25:59 Speaker 1 I can't remember what brand they were, 26:00 Speaker 1 but I love those shoes. 26:01 Speaker 1 Then I got a real dirty and trashed, 26:02 Speaker 1 and then from there on out, 26:03 Speaker 1 I got pretty much all black shoes. 26:05 Speaker 1 So I couldn't ruin them. 26:06 Speaker 1 A lot of pumas. 26:07 Speaker 1 Remember that, a lot of pumas. 26:09 Speaker 1 I used to wear, 26:10 Speaker 1 it just go to rack room shoes, 26:11 Speaker 1 and they're like two for 40 or something shit like that. 26:14 Speaker 1 not two shoes, but like two sets and right here, 26:16 Speaker 1 that's what you fucking gettin'. 26:17 Speaker 1 But I remember one time, I got a pair of cleats for soccer. 26:21 Speaker 1 I mean, football and I liked the red. 26:24 Speaker 1 They look cool. 26:25 Speaker 1 Why didn't they think about team colors 26:26 Speaker 1 and we were purple and gold? 26:27 Speaker 1 I go out there and this motherfucker, 26:30 Speaker 1 our coach is like, yo, I'm, he's like, 26:31 Speaker 1 who the fuck got red cleats on a purple and gold team? 26:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh shit, my bad. 26:37 Speaker 1 And then, so I go home and tell my dad, 26:41 Speaker 1 so what do you think he does? 26:44 Speaker 1 He just callers them. 26:45 Speaker 1 He just pulls out a sharpie and just paints them black. 26:47 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, great. 26:48 Speaker 1 I got these raggedy ass looking shoes that were nice cleats. 26:51 Speaker 1 They were red and great. 26:52 Speaker 1 Next day, motherfucker shows up. 26:54 Speaker 1 You remember those high tops that Cam Newton used to wear? 26:57 Speaker 1 No. 26:58 Speaker 1 Oh, they were, they laced up. 27:00 Speaker 1 I mean, up to your fucking little below your calf. 27:03 Speaker 1 This guy, like wrestling boots? 27:06 Speaker 1 Yes, exactly. 27:07 Speaker 1 Cam Newton made them famous for like two years. 27:09 Speaker 1 Every kid and one of them. 27:10 Speaker 1 Well, this kid's got a fucking pair of pink ones. 27:13 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what the fuck? 27:15 Speaker 1 So the coach is, I'm like, oh yeah, he's gonna get on his ass. 27:17 Speaker 1 And I know those cleater are fucking expensive. 27:19 Speaker 1 He's gonna have to paint those fucking black with Sharpie also. 27:22 Speaker 1 Next day, he still got him on. 27:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, what the fuck? 27:25 Speaker 1 I'm like, how do you have him on? 27:26 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, I told him my grandma has breast cancer. 27:28 Speaker 1 My, this fucking shit, what the fuck are you kidding me? 27:32 Speaker 1 I said, told him my fucking, I don't know, my dad and a pool of blood in this, 27:36 Speaker 1 how to remember my answer, crib, she died on the street. 27:39 Speaker 1 It's really, no, it's a blood. 27:40 Speaker 1 It's blood. 27:41 Speaker 1 He's a blood. 27:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:42 Speaker 1 I was like, how the fuck are you gonna tell me? 27:44 Speaker 1 I can't have red shoes, but this guy's, 27:47 Speaker 1 they talk to has cancer, 27:48 Speaker 1 anywhere stupid ass pink shoes, 27:50 Speaker 1 and they're not even normal pink shoes. 27:52 Speaker 1 They're fucking retarded. 27:53 Speaker 1 No, I agree. 27:54 Speaker 1 He's definitely not getting any more. 27:55 Speaker 1 They're white. 27:56 Speaker 1 There was a huge mistake. 27:58 Speaker 1 And the bottom of them are black. 28:00 Speaker 1 And as I'm clean them, 28:01 Speaker 1 he goes, hey dad, flip them over. 28:02 Speaker 1 I flip them over, he goes, 28:03 Speaker 1 pretty clean on the bottom. 28:05 Speaker 1 But they're black. 28:07 Speaker 1 Like what are you talking about? 28:08 Speaker 1 Stupid. 28:09 Speaker 1 Oh man, I'm seeing fine. 28:10 Speaker 1 Find these tall, oh yeah, here they are. 28:13 Speaker 1 Mm, right here. 28:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, this is what this kid was wearing. 28:16 Speaker 1 And apparently it was okay. 28:18 Speaker 1 I feel like they were taller. 28:20 Speaker 1 Let's see what this is what, e right here. 28:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, this shit, this is what he's wearing. 28:28 Speaker 1 Can you see it? 28:29 Speaker 1 That looks like a freaking wrestling shoe. 28:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it went up like real high. 28:33 Speaker 1 I don't know why I can't find the time. 28:36 Speaker 1 That's pretty high. 28:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, that looks like it goes way over your ankle bone. 28:41 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, it goes way up there. 28:42 Speaker 1 And then he would take him fucking 20 minutes 28:44 Speaker 1 to lace the motherfucker up to and everything. 28:46 Speaker 1 And it was no way, there's no way 28:47 Speaker 1 that doesn't restrict your blood flow to your calf. 28:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I have no idea, but. 28:53 Speaker 1 Oh, and that was the same guy that we ran out of the tunnel 28:55 Speaker 1 one time on a game and then he fell down. 28:57 Speaker 1 He put his arm on the ground and someone stepped on it right here 28:59 Speaker 1 and it broke and we call him three elbows for the rest of the year. 29:02 Speaker 1 What? 29:03 Speaker 1 So he was out for the season because he tripped out of the tunnel. 29:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, someone stepped on his leg and he was like some kind of pop 29:08 Speaker 1 Warner kid from Texas that had moved over here too. 29:10 Speaker 1 And he was like coaches like, oh, yeah, this guy's gonna be a game changer first game motherfucker snaps 29:17 Speaker 1 Not got that play just running out the double ball and then step snap in your fucking arm 29:21 Speaker 1 I remember that was like the start of the game and the ambulance is coming around 29:25 Speaker 1 I'm like a golf cart and kids like his arms flopping all over 29:28 Speaker 1 He really wouldn't cry in that bad. Do you tell him he was in a lot of pain? 29:31 Speaker 1 They drive off and we start the game right well, that's got to be some bad fucking juju 29:35 Speaker 1 What the fuck because at that time before? 29:38 Speaker 1 Or that school, East Kowita middle school head, 29:41 Speaker 1 hadn't won a football game in 10 years. 29:43 Speaker 1 The season we're there, we finally won, I think three. 29:46 Speaker 1 Wow. 29:47 Speaker 1 And so you're in middle school, 29:48 Speaker 1 this is middle school ball. 29:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, middle school. 29:51 Speaker 1 Oh wow, that sucks. 29:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, because you guys lost your quarterback from Texas. 29:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. 29:56 Speaker 1 I have a fucking coach who's crazy too. 29:59 Speaker 1 I'm sure you're something like, 29:59 Speaker 1 hey, can you still play with your right arm? 30:01 Speaker 1 Which is pams it up real quick. 30:02 Speaker 1 I mean, that motherfucker was crazy dude. 30:04 Speaker 1 You felt like he was teaching D1 college football. 30:07 Speaker 1 are you fucking we're like fucking 12 out here. 30:09 Speaker 1 And he was probably, and he was probably like a science teacher. 30:12 Speaker 1 And so he was just a coach. 30:14 Speaker 1 He was just a football, he was a coach. 30:15 Speaker 1 What? 30:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. They didn't require him to do anything else. 30:18 Speaker 1 He did like, it was just a regular gym coach. 30:21 Speaker 1 And you know, he did health and fitness and everything. 30:22 Speaker 1 But he had us in the weight room like crazy 30:24 Speaker 1 during the summer. 30:25 Speaker 1 A middle school coach. 30:27 Speaker 1 Yes. 30:28 Speaker 1 What is, see, that's what's like, I hate to say it. 30:31 Speaker 1 Like the north, like up in Michigan, 30:33 Speaker 1 Like my all my teachers were, 30:36 Speaker 1 all my coaches were teachers. 30:38 Speaker 1 I mean, like my track coach was a English teacher. 30:42 Speaker 1 My defensive coordinator on our football team 30:45 Speaker 1 was our science teacher. 30:47 Speaker 1 And then our head football coach was always the gym teacher. 30:50 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 30:51 Speaker 1 And it was cool. 30:52 Speaker 1 That's what it was. 30:52 Speaker 1 But that's in high school. 30:53 Speaker 1 That's in high school. 30:54 Speaker 1 So when you go to gym, like the whole football team 30:57 Speaker 1 would get PE and you'd get there 31:00 Speaker 1 and he'd just be like, hey, hey Chuck, 31:02 Speaker 1 you need to get the weight room dude. 31:03 Speaker 1 You got an hour and a half. 31:04 Speaker 1 All right, but I brought it to see up there doing some squats, 31:06 Speaker 1 you know, do whatever, you're like, okay, 31:07 Speaker 1 and that's all you did. 31:08 Speaker 1 But I mean, in middle school, 31:10 Speaker 1 yeah, we're on eighth grade. 31:11 Speaker 1 He's in there like making us do our match reps 31:13 Speaker 1 and shit like that. 31:14 Speaker 1 I mean, because it used to be high school. 31:16 Speaker 1 So we still had the whole high school's gym room 31:18 Speaker 1 or weight room and whatnot. 31:20 Speaker 1 Dude was crazy. 31:21 Speaker 1 He was a good guy, but he was fucking crazy. 31:23 Speaker 1 I mean, he was dedicated. 31:24 Speaker 1 And we got a whole new locker room and everything. 31:26 Speaker 1 It was crazy, but we weren't eating that fucking good. 31:30 Speaker 1 And the other coaches, 31:32 Speaker 1 They were just outsourced coaches. 31:33 Speaker 1 Like they weren't even, 31:35 Speaker 1 work at the school or anything or on the school board. 31:37 Speaker 1 They're just like coaches of some kids or parents 31:40 Speaker 1 or some kids out there. 31:41 Speaker 1 Why this is fucking insane. 31:42 Speaker 1 What was the, 31:43 Speaker 1 because I remember like when I was in high school, 31:45 Speaker 1 the weirdest or the weirdest ritual. 31:47 Speaker 1 I know like every sport and maybe you got it from soccer 31:49 Speaker 1 or whatever, coaches bring rituals. 31:52 Speaker 1 Every time they take over a team, 31:54 Speaker 1 especially in high school, they have rituals. 31:56 Speaker 1 And one of the weirdest rituals, 31:57 Speaker 1 I'll never forget it, dude. 31:58 Speaker 1 It was my, I thought it was the coolest thing. 32:01 Speaker 1 the first game of my junior year. 32:03 Speaker 1 And then by the last game of my senior year, 32:06 Speaker 1 I just sat there going, not gonna miss this. 32:08 Speaker 1 So he would bring us all in 32:10 Speaker 1 and it was like this huge theatrical performance. 32:13 Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't believe I forgot about this. 32:15 Speaker 1 So he had a big boom box. 32:17 Speaker 1 You know, that's the ones that like, 32:19 Speaker 1 you'd put up on your shoulder. 32:20 Speaker 1 It had like six cassette holders just in case 32:24 Speaker 1 you wanted to mix and things like, 32:26 Speaker 1 this thing was giant. 32:27 Speaker 1 And every game, we'd be getting ready to go out 32:30 Speaker 1 like 10 minutes before we took the field. And he'd get us all there. He'd be like, anybody 32:35 Speaker 1 quiet down, quiet down. We'd all quiet down. And he did play. And it was, it was the same exact 32:42 Speaker 1 song. It was always like, you and the jungle baby get ready to die. And then it was, it was 32:48 Speaker 1 welcome to the jungle by Guns N' Roses, right? And I'll never forget like we listened to this, 32:53 Speaker 1 like the first like six games my junior and my dude, this is hype man. This is getting us all crazy. 32:57 Speaker 1 by the end of my senior year, I'm like, 32:59 Speaker 1 oh god, I'm gonna listen to stupid guns. 33:01 Speaker 1 Like, can't he change it with his name? 33:03 Speaker 1 Stop! 33:04 Speaker 1 That's what we do. 33:05 Speaker 1 We had a, well, first off, 33:06 Speaker 1 I don't know whose great idea it was 33:08 Speaker 1 to have the locker room floor concrete 33:10 Speaker 1 with fucking cleats on. 33:11 Speaker 1 I mean, people were twisting their ankles 33:12 Speaker 1 all the fucking time in there. 33:14 Speaker 1 I'm gonna, right, took my shoe off 33:15 Speaker 1 and we had this lineman, Coleman. 33:17 Speaker 1 Most fucker step right on my toe. 33:19 Speaker 1 It didn't mean to. 33:20 Speaker 1 I was like, oh my god, I'm about to fucking die over. 33:22 Speaker 1 I'm sure he just cracked my pinky toe off 33:24 Speaker 1 and it's just hanging in there with my sock. 33:26 Speaker 1 But no, we would come in. 33:28 Speaker 1 It was, I don't like by chief Keith, 33:30 Speaker 1 the remix with Pusha T and Kanye. 33:32 Speaker 1 Uh-oh. 33:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:35 Speaker 1 I just remember we'd all, 33:36 Speaker 1 we'd be completely dark in there completely. 33:38 Speaker 1 We'd had to go in and then as soon as it hit, 33:40 Speaker 1 it'd be like, oh, fuck, can you go, 33:42 Speaker 1 that's that shit I don't like. 33:44 Speaker 1 And then the lights come on, 33:44 Speaker 1 we just go fuck it crazy in there. 33:46 Speaker 1 That was probably one of the greatest times 33:49 Speaker 1 about the entire football experience 33:50 Speaker 1 because that man put us through hell. 33:52 Speaker 1 But that part was fun. 33:52 Speaker 1 And then our cheese, ham and cheese sandwiches 33:54 Speaker 1 right before the game is always good. 33:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:59 Speaker 1 It was pretty crazy, but it was, uh, it was electric in there for sure. 34:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 34:02 Speaker 1 Those are good memories, man. 34:03 Speaker 1 Good memories. 34:04 Speaker 1 All right. 34:05 Speaker 1 Well, cars can have to wear shoes upside down now, I guess. 34:07 Speaker 1 Good side showing up. 34:08 Speaker 1 All right. 34:09 Speaker 1 If you're just doing shot hot right now, podcast or Spotify, be sure to leave the 34:14 Speaker 1 fire star. 34:15 Speaker 1 Have you had a follow up? 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35:43 Speaker 1 Is he gonna drive it? 35:44 Speaker 1 I almost think he's gonna get to the, 35:46 Speaker 1 I think it's at the masquerade. 35:48 Speaker 1 He's gonna drive it right through a wall. 35:50 Speaker 1 And that's gonna be on the sidewalk right there. 35:52 Speaker 1 just walk away and he's gonna be like, 35:54 Speaker 1 the guys are gonna, they're gonna be so happy about this. 35:57 Speaker 1 They're gonna love this. 35:58 Speaker 1 I'm gonna get a call, but like, 35:59 Speaker 1 sir, your bus is like almost in our building. 36:02 Speaker 1 It's on the sidewalk. 36:03 Speaker 1 Oh my, alright, that's a dude named Crazy Mark Renner 36:05 Speaker 1 and you'll be able to find him. 36:06 Speaker 1 He sounds loud and he's wearing a shirt 36:08 Speaker 1 that has his face on it. 36:09 Speaker 1 So, we have. 36:10 Speaker 1 And he's a self branding over there. 36:13 Speaker 1 So go over, you can find him real easy 36:14 Speaker 1 and tell him to get the fuck out of there. 36:16 Speaker 1 Find his table where he's giving away merch 36:19 Speaker 1 and you'll ask him to leave. 36:21 Speaker 1 That's all you gotta do. 36:22 Speaker 1 because he won't be selling it. 36:23 Speaker 1 He'll be giving it away. 36:24 Speaker 1 Does anybody say that he's bringing a bunch of marks 36:26 Speaker 1 to give away? 36:27 Speaker 1 Of course he is. 36:28 Speaker 1 You don't think Mark's gonna be walking around 36:31 Speaker 1 a concert giving away his own merch. 36:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably so. 36:35 Speaker 1 I'm gonna wear the crazy marks shirt. 36:38 Speaker 1 Nice, look at that. 36:38 Speaker 1 He'll be doing it up there. 36:39 Speaker 1 No, that was a joke. 36:40 Speaker 1 That was a joke. 36:41 Speaker 1 Mark got us so excited for a second. 36:44 Speaker 1 All right, we're getting these GTA voice modes. 36:45 Speaker 1 We're down to two a day now. 36:47 Speaker 1 We took your advice into consideration. 36:49 Speaker 1 We're gonna do two, get through these, 36:51 Speaker 1 and then we're getting to what the joke. 36:52 Speaker 1 So if you wanna get in on this, 36:53 Speaker 1 leave us a voicemail 404-800-005. 36:57 Speaker 1 We get best real life GTA moment. 36:59 Speaker 1 We listen to some a day, and then on Friday, 37:02 Speaker 1 we pick the top three, 37:03 Speaker 1 had the mad dog come on and sort through the legality of it, 37:06 Speaker 1 and then also pick his winner. 37:06 Speaker 1 And that's that'd be the winner for the week. 37:08 Speaker 1 And if that's you, just reach out to me 37:10 Speaker 1 and we'll get you that GTA 6 pre-order copy. 37:12 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. 37:18 Speaker 1 Hey, so I saw on Instagram something about leaving a voicemail 37:21 Speaker 1 for your best in real life GTA moment 37:25 Speaker 1 in order to get a GTA 6 pre-order. 37:28 Speaker 1 So I have a good story for this. 37:30 Speaker 1 I was about 15 years old. 37:32 Speaker 1 And at the time, I had a girl that I was dating that 37:36 Speaker 1 lived about an hour away. 37:38 Speaker 1 And we both were not obviously making the smartest 37:41 Speaker 1 of choices at this time. 37:43 Speaker 1 So in the middle of the night, I paid for her 37:46 Speaker 1 to come down by taxi, my parents house. 37:49 Speaker 1 And at that point, I stole money out of my dad's wallet. 37:51 Speaker 1 It was about, I think, $300. 37:54 Speaker 1 And yeah, stole the family car, took her in it, 37:57 Speaker 1 and we went on a joyride for over a week 37:59 Speaker 1 and slept at McDonald's parking lots and stuff like that. 38:03 Speaker 1 I'd never driven a car in my life. 38:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, and by the time we got caught up, 38:09 Speaker 1 I ended up doing some time in institution for about a year. 38:15 Speaker 1 I think it might have been 11 months because I behave well, 38:17 Speaker 1 but yeah, dude, if that is not the best literal grand theft 38:22 Speaker 1 auto story. I don't know what is. Uh, you can hit me back either here or my Instagram 38:28 Speaker 1 that is young K. That way is that's why you NG, 38:32 Speaker 1 t a Y dot W a Z. Love your content. Keep snacking them bees. 38:38 Speaker 1 Boy. So this guy, uh, I'm confused. I guess they wanted to be like a Bonnie and Clyde or 38:44 Speaker 1 something, but they didn't have guns and then it played on Robin Banks is sleeping in 38:47 Speaker 1 what, uh, McDonald's parking lots. But what I'm confused is if they're gonna take the car 38:50 Speaker 1 for a week. She lived an hour away. Why do you not just drive and pick her up instead of just 38:56 Speaker 1 taxing her down here first? You think you just didn't want to if you're going to get busted, 38:59 Speaker 1 you want to have someone with them? I guess. I mean, my favorite part is the McDonald's thing 39:04 Speaker 1 because he only took $300. So you got to do the math on that, right? Like how far can you get 39:10 Speaker 1 if you only eat off the value menu and you put the rest in the gas? And how hard did you say 39:16 Speaker 1 they made it? 39:17 Speaker 1 Oh, I said they were driving for a week. 39:20 Speaker 1 So they might have driven from McDonald's to McDonald's and they really never left the county. 39:24 Speaker 1 That's what I'm possible. 39:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 39:26 Speaker 1 He's never drove a car before. 39:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, and first time he's gonna drive for a week, just cruising around. 39:31 Speaker 1 I don't know when this was. 39:32 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess it was like early 2000s. 39:34 Speaker 1 I guess 300 could stretch you pretty far. 39:36 Speaker 1 But I was, I mean, how much was how much would a fucking taxi ride be this an hour? 39:40 Speaker 1 I know an Uber nowadays is like 60 bucks to go an hour. 39:43 Speaker 1 I'm sure a taxi is back then we're even more. 39:45 Speaker 1 I don't know. He had to pay the taxi guy with some of that money also and then they ran out and they're like, Oh, man. 39:49 Speaker 1 I don't know if they caught up to him or he just kind of gave up. He didn't have any money. 39:53 Speaker 1 He probably didn't tell her about the car until she got there. He probably needed to convince her. 39:56 Speaker 1 So the taxi was a smart move, right? 39:59 Speaker 1 Because I feel like if you if you roll up in front of her house or you tell her to meet you down the street, she's like, Well, how are you going to get here? 40:04 Speaker 1 He's like, I'm stealing my dad's car and all the money out of his wallet. We're going for a ride. She's going to be like, No, it's not happening. 40:10 Speaker 1 But once she got there by a taxi, she's like, Oh, 40:12 Speaker 1 Already in trouble anyway. I don't really got a choice 40:15 Speaker 1 I'm a walk home walking out our home and then he went to a mental institution 40:20 Speaker 1 I like how he said he was there for a year, but he's like actually 11 months because I was good 40:24 Speaker 1 I just imagine going alright, but you can do him real good you get your last month off. He's like yay 40:27 Speaker 1 I don't think you drive a car now. I don't think it was a mental. I think it was okay 40:31 Speaker 1 She was only 15. I think it was like juby 40:34 Speaker 1 And I don't know. I feel like it was something 40:36 Speaker 1 And is that how they call juvies? 40:39 Speaker 1 An institution when I hear an institution, I think like mental, like they're like, there's 40:42 Speaker 1 something wrong with this guy. 40:43 Speaker 1 He stole his dad's car, wallet, and just slept in McDonald's parking lots with his 40:46 Speaker 1 girl. 40:47 Speaker 1 I mean, he could have either one would have fit. 40:48 Speaker 1 I mean, he could have went to either one of that makes sense. 40:51 Speaker 1 So but either one's cool. 40:52 Speaker 1 I mean, if you get, if you get put in a mental institution, you're 15, that's pretty legit. 40:56 Speaker 1 That's some street. 40:57 Speaker 1 Right. 40:58 Speaker 1 And I don't know if what happened to the girl. 40:59 Speaker 1 I don't know if she had to do anything or she's like, oh, he kidnapped me. 41:01 Speaker 1 You want to take me home? 41:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know what happened to the girl or her dad and never let him see her. 41:05 Speaker 1 Oh man, I ever get one more. 41:13 Speaker 1 So, I live in a city of Las Vegas, right? 41:15 Speaker 1 A lot of crazy stuff happens here. 41:17 Speaker 1 So, we're sitting at a car wash, right? 41:21 Speaker 1 Getting to clean out the car, whatever, bowl a lot. 41:24 Speaker 1 So, get down to clean the car. 41:26 Speaker 1 And we're just front and car. 41:29 Speaker 1 There goes one, two, three, four, five, six, 41:34 Speaker 1 seven cars, five of them being cop cars and two of them being Camaro's. 41:40 Speaker 1 Going a hundred and fifty miles an hour down the street. 41:44 Speaker 1 And then we're like, okay, they've passed us. 41:48 Speaker 1 So we get back on the road and as we're getting back on the road, we're heading down. 41:53 Speaker 1 And then we just see the cop cars in the line here. 41:56 Speaker 1 There's a fucking shootout going on between the two cars and the five cop cars. 42:04 Speaker 1 And there's more cops coming on their way. 42:06 Speaker 1 Anyway, there ended up the 20 squad cards at the end and two guys and they had assault 42:13 Speaker 1 rifles just shooting the cops. 42:16 Speaker 1 The thing only only a one person got hurt and the other guy died. 42:22 Speaker 1 Only one cop got hurt. 42:24 Speaker 1 He ended up surviving thing. 42:27 Speaker 1 But yeah, it's my best you came over. 42:31 Speaker 1 said no I got hurt well except for two guys that got killed. 42:35 Speaker 1 Oh so this is very GTA style for sure. 42:40 Speaker 1 So you have shootouts with cops all the time and high speed chases and whatnot. 42:44 Speaker 1 And these guys I mean I feel like if you're going to do something like this maybe do a 42:47 Speaker 1 little target practice you know how do you not take out at least one cop. 42:51 Speaker 1 Well especially when you got AR's right if you're using like M4's or whatever they're 42:55 Speaker 1 using that platform is pretty stable and those things go a long ways and they're very accurate. 43:00 Speaker 1 But I think the thing that really, I wish I might hear this, right? 43:05 Speaker 1 And you have like a shootout with cops. 43:07 Speaker 1 And people are telling the story because they were there and they saw it happen. 43:12 Speaker 1 And all I can think of is how do these people not realize that these rounds are flying 43:18 Speaker 1 everywhere? 43:19 Speaker 1 Right? 43:20 Speaker 1 So I mean, it's like, like innocent bystanders getting hit is no big deal. 43:23 Speaker 1 I mean, even any law enforcement agency I've ever worked with or trained with, they always 43:27 Speaker 1 say the same thing, right? 43:29 Speaker 1 If you are neutralizing a threat and an isn't bystander, 43:31 Speaker 1 it gets hit behind you. 43:32 Speaker 1 It's shoot anybody. 43:33 Speaker 1 It is what it is, right? 43:34 Speaker 1 I mean, you got to do what you got to do. 43:35 Speaker 1 Don't worry about that six year old that you clipped 43:39 Speaker 1 when you were taken out a bad guy, right? 43:41 Speaker 1 And so I just think like when cops are in shootouts, 43:44 Speaker 1 you know, they have that fighter flight 43:45 Speaker 1 that got the adrenaline pumping. 43:47 Speaker 1 The last thing they're going to do is be like, wait, 43:50 Speaker 1 is that a teenager that was at the car wash 43:53 Speaker 1 that's just watching behind the dudes in the Camaro? 43:55 Speaker 1 I better be careful where I am. 43:57 Speaker 1 So I just think it's funny 43:58 Speaker 1 these people just sit there and watch these shootouts. 44:00 Speaker 1 Like it's a show and not worry about getting 44:02 Speaker 1 taking out themselves. 44:03 Speaker 1 That's funny. 44:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can imagine them just standing there 44:05 Speaker 1 and then like one cop just fucks up 44:07 Speaker 1 and he just throws a grenade or something 44:08 Speaker 1 and just lands at their feet. 44:10 Speaker 1 A grenade. 44:12 Speaker 1 Cops don't have grenades. 44:13 Speaker 1 I know it'd be funny they did. 44:15 Speaker 1 That's what we need to start giving cops. 44:18 Speaker 1 Imagine that if there's just grenades flying all over the place. 44:22 Speaker 1 You get pulled over for a warrant 44:23 Speaker 1 that is walk up, pull a pin and drop it 44:25 Speaker 1 in your driver's seat lat. 44:27 Speaker 1 All right. 44:28 Speaker 1 We're gonna let God work this one out if you survive. 44:31 Speaker 1 You're free to go. 44:32 Speaker 1 It's like the old rule back in the day, right? 44:34 Speaker 1 If you were hung and you survived it, 44:35 Speaker 1 weren't you like free to go? 44:37 Speaker 1 Because some people were like, had strong necks. 44:38 Speaker 1 Not that. 44:39 Speaker 1 That's not even true. 44:42 Speaker 1 That's not a thing. 44:43 Speaker 1 I think you're thinking about the witch trials. 44:46 Speaker 1 Oh, I think you drown either way. 44:48 Speaker 1 You know, if they drowned him, 44:49 Speaker 1 like, well, guess they weren't a witch. 44:50 Speaker 1 But if they don't drown, they're like, 44:51 Speaker 1 oh, they're definitely a witch. 44:52 Speaker 1 But no, there's- 44:54 Speaker 1 No, I'm talking about the thing where they put your hands 44:55 Speaker 1 in like boiling water and they put your hands in boiling water. 45:01 Speaker 1 You leave them in there for like a minute. 45:03 Speaker 1 And then they gave you two days or something. 45:06 Speaker 1 And if you came back and you were fully healed, 45:09 Speaker 1 then you're not supposed to die. 45:10 Speaker 1 But if you came back and you were still injured, 45:13 Speaker 1 then they realized you were witching that kill you. 45:15 Speaker 1 Wouldn't that be the opposite though? 45:15 Speaker 1 Like when a witch healed quicker? 45:17 Speaker 1 I don't know. 45:18 Speaker 1 Maybe. 45:19 Speaker 1 I don't know the rules. 45:20 Speaker 1 I just know that it's something like that. 45:22 Speaker 1 I don't think that it all strong your neck is. 45:24 Speaker 1 No, there's no, there's a guy on Instagram. 45:26 Speaker 1 It's a black guy and he hangs himself all the time. 45:28 Speaker 1 He's like strengthening his neck. 45:30 Speaker 1 I swear to God, he puts a rope up 45:31 Speaker 1 and he's got, he'll have like a fucking weight hanging 45:35 Speaker 1 from his leg also, but he'll just swing around 45:37 Speaker 1 on that motherfucker, but they know they had some strong 45:39 Speaker 1 neck motherfuckers back in the day. 45:40 Speaker 1 I think the biggest thing with getting hung 45:44 Speaker 1 is that door drops below you, which in turn snaps 45:48 Speaker 1 your neck and kills you. 45:50 Speaker 1 Right? 45:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, let's get a strong neck. 45:52 Speaker 1 I don't think that has anything to do if you get dropped five feet. I don't count strong your neck is it's gonna snap I 46:00 Speaker 1 Think it just depends on how strong your neck 46:03 Speaker 1 I mean it's like same thing like if you drop a if you drop a 10 pound of weight from five feet and catch it 46:08 Speaker 1 You know some people's arms gonna snap, but if you're like really bulky. I'm sure you gotta go to catch it 46:13 Speaker 1 Hop 10 pounds. Yeah, who's arms? You're gonna snap with 10 pounds. It falls 10 feet. I don't know 46:19 Speaker 1 Go out back and try it with Carter. He was on the steps 46:23 Speaker 1 You just make stuff up. You just go random things out. Well, it doesn't make kind of make sense, but all right 46:29 Speaker 1 Well, there's a GTA moments for the day we'll go ahead and get into what get Chuck 46:35 Speaker 1 What the Chuck 46:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to chuck me Chuck you real hard Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me oh 46:44 Speaker 1 Chuck Chuck it real good 46:46 Speaker 1 What did you 46:50 Speaker 1 Alright, that's promised I'm giving you guys 46:53 Speaker 1 These questions because I thought they were very chemical and oh god hold on I had to look up monkeys 47:00 Speaker 1 That changed 47:04 Speaker 1 Here we go 47:05 Speaker 1 Chugs like what is the first monkey or what wrong? 47:10 Speaker 1 Okay 47:12 Speaker 1 Okay, so hold on this is a stupid one. I need the good one 47:16 Speaker 1 Oh, here we go. 47:18 Speaker 1 Here we go. 47:21 Speaker 1 All right. 47:22 Speaker 1 So this is what, I googled questions that millennial women tend to ask men on a first 47:31 Speaker 1 date. 47:32 Speaker 1 Was the age range here from millennial? 47:33 Speaker 1 I don't know. 47:34 Speaker 1 I just googled millennial because they have always been who I make fun of. 47:38 Speaker 1 Millennial age is 30 to 45. 47:43 Speaker 1 Oh my god, they're that old. 47:44 Speaker 1 God, they live there to me. 47:45 Speaker 1 They're 18. 47:46 Speaker 1 That's funny. 47:47 Speaker 1 47 yeah, I'm a Gen Z Gen X. I'm Gen X. I'm Gen X. I'm Gen X. I'm Gen X. Jesus. I almost call myself Gen Z 47:54 Speaker 1 I'm the following generation Gen Z. Yeah. All right. So here's the question first one you got to answer this is though 48:00 Speaker 1 I'm a woman asking it to you. You can't answer it like it's me. Okay 48:05 Speaker 1 What is the weirdest thing you've ever done in public? 48:10 Speaker 1 I don't one time I went on a hike. I was in a public place and I shit my pants 48:13 Speaker 1 I remember that. 48:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was trying to pee and I was trying to hurry it up because people were coming. 48:22 Speaker 1 Push a little too hard that relief valve blew and sharded my pants. 48:29 Speaker 1 Did you finish the hike? 48:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was at the beginning. 48:34 Speaker 1 We had to join the smoke too. 48:37 Speaker 1 Did you rub yourself raw on your butt cheeks? 48:41 Speaker 1 No, I had to do more of a waddle. 48:44 Speaker 1 keep the cheeks spread. Not too much contact. Okay. I feel like number two could be the answer 48:52 Speaker 1 that you just gave. Um, what is your most embarrassing secret that you've never told anyone? 49:01 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, that shit my pants one was good. I shouldn't save that for that one. Oh. Oh, okay. 49:11 Speaker 1 We're at this place this bar. I don't know the statue of limitations on this. Um, I don't know 49:14 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's embarrassing, but I do know we found a wallet on the floor one time 49:18 Speaker 1 when we stole it and we pulled all the money out of there and then we threw it in the chat 49:21 Speaker 1 at who'd you river. 49:22 Speaker 1 I didn't tell anybody that for a long time. 49:25 Speaker 1 It seems kind of bad. 49:26 Speaker 1 It was a chicks wallet, she was in college. 49:28 Speaker 1 What is wrong with you? 49:30 Speaker 1 That was on the floor. 49:31 Speaker 1 I figured someone else was going to steal it before I did or if I didn't steal it, someone 49:34 Speaker 1 was going to steal it. 49:35 Speaker 1 How much was in it? 49:36 Speaker 1 I think there was like some gift cards who were scared to use those, but they had cash. 49:39 Speaker 1 I think it was like a hundred bucks cash, 120. 49:41 Speaker 1 Was there ID in everything in it? 49:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you go in the chat of who'd you why not just 49:47 Speaker 1 Throw it on the street and let somebody return it to her. Oh, we didn't want to we didn't want someone to see us drop the wallet 49:53 Speaker 1 We just waited I had to get rid of the evidence in the river. You're a terrible person. That's terrible 50:00 Speaker 1 All right 50:01 Speaker 1 What was the strangest text message? Yeah, this is definitely crap that like younger people would ask 50:06 Speaker 1 What is the strangest text message you've ever received? Oh? 50:10 Speaker 1 I got one and I thought it was real. 50:15 Speaker 1 It was like this cartel person sent me images of what's people being beheaded and they're 50:19 Speaker 1 like, they said something about, you know, you mess with my daughter, my niece or something 50:22 Speaker 1 like that. 50:23 Speaker 1 This is going to happen to you. 50:24 Speaker 1 There's, you did mess with my niece and this is going to happen to you. 50:28 Speaker 1 I just ignore those things. 50:29 Speaker 1 I'm just like, oh, you're just ignore it. 50:31 Speaker 1 They'll just go away. 50:32 Speaker 1 I don't know if this is for real or what or if this is just a prank to try to get money 50:35 Speaker 1 out of me or just some kind of scam. 50:37 Speaker 1 But that was very hot text message to get for sure. 50:39 Speaker 1 Wait, so you didn't call the cops or anything? 50:41 Speaker 1 Oh, uh, uh. 50:42 Speaker 1 I didn't know if I did something bad. 50:43 Speaker 1 I was thinking, I did. 50:44 Speaker 1 I do something bad that, you know, 50:45 Speaker 1 a dessert warranted this information. 50:47 Speaker 1 I don't think we need cops involved. 50:49 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 50:50 Speaker 1 I think I'd call the cops. 50:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think it was real. 50:53 Speaker 1 They never hit me up again. 50:55 Speaker 1 All right. 50:56 Speaker 1 Number three, who was your very first crush? 51:01 Speaker 1 And why did you like them? 51:03 Speaker 1 Um, oh, it's toss up. 51:05 Speaker 1 I think it's going to be, uh, 51:09 Speaker 1 I'd be Cameron Diaz, maybe from Charlie's Angels. 51:12 Speaker 1 Okay, yes. 51:14 Speaker 1 What? 51:15 Speaker 1 I think it means like in real life. 51:17 Speaker 1 I don't think it means like your celebrity crush, 51:19 Speaker 1 just like a crush. 51:20 Speaker 1 Girls wanna know like real women, real girls. 51:24 Speaker 1 But that doesn't make any sense, 51:25 Speaker 1 cause I mean, I don't even know where they fucking are now. 51:27 Speaker 1 How's I gonna help someone? 51:28 Speaker 1 Like I feel like if I told her a random name, 51:30 Speaker 1 they're not gonna do the fuck that chick is, 51:32 Speaker 1 but if I tell them like a celebrity crush 51:33 Speaker 1 and then they kinda understand like, 51:34 Speaker 1 okay, he's like a Cameron Diaz, 51:36 Speaker 1 like a funny hot chick and it's got blonde hair, you know? 51:39 Speaker 1 All right, we can go with it when you go celebrity. 51:40 Speaker 1 So you're saying Cameron Diaz was your first one. 51:43 Speaker 1 I think so because she also voiced Fiona and Shrek. 51:47 Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude. 51:49 Speaker 1 Stop it. 51:50 Speaker 1 Stop it. 51:51 Speaker 1 That is not why you had a crush on her. 51:53 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 51:54 Speaker 1 At first, I'll run Charlie's Angels. 51:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, damn, she is hot. 51:56 Speaker 1 And then I found out, well, she sounds familiar. 51:59 Speaker 1 And then I found out that she was the voice of Fiona and Shrek. 52:02 Speaker 1 Okay. 52:03 Speaker 1 So that just sealed the deal for you. 52:04 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, my 100%. 52:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 52:07 Speaker 1 All right, number five. 52:08 Speaker 1 What is the last lie you told? 52:12 Speaker 1 Last lie I told. 52:14 Speaker 1 I think I know this. 52:16 Speaker 1 What? 52:19 Speaker 1 I think today. 52:21 Speaker 1 Hahaha. 52:26 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, you know what? 52:28 Speaker 1 I remember it. 52:29 Speaker 1 It was a, it was at a, I think it was a dollar general. 52:32 Speaker 1 And the cashier had just been a real bitch. 52:34 Speaker 1 And I told her to have a good day after I left, 52:36 Speaker 1 but that was a lie. 52:37 Speaker 1 Okay, I'll get her every day. 52:43 Speaker 1 I think when was that? 52:44 Speaker 1 a couple days ago. Okay. I think you're lie. I think your last lie was last night when I asked you if you could go to the concert with Mark on Saturday. 52:53 Speaker 1 You know, you know, you're busy. 52:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. That's a little. 52:58 Speaker 1 I just got a I just got a PS5 pro. 53:02 Speaker 1 I'm busy. All right. Yeah. I don't want to go to concerts. I don't know. 53:05 Speaker 1 First off, I don't like concerts. Second off, I don't like the band. 53:08 Speaker 1 Not a huge fan of their music. I heard one saw him. Yeah. 53:11 Speaker 1 It seems like a TikTok fan, but whatever. 53:15 Speaker 1 Liar. 53:16 Speaker 1 I am busy in playing the PlayStation. 53:17 Speaker 1 That's more important than going on that concert. 53:19 Speaker 1 All right, well number six, I think you might be able to use 53:22 Speaker 1 that answer for this one. 53:24 Speaker 1 What is your biggest guilty pleasure? 53:29 Speaker 1 Um, biggest guilty pleasure. 53:36 Speaker 1 I do like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift. 53:40 Speaker 1 But that's back when she was country. 53:41 Speaker 1 That's back when I was a fan of her. 53:42 Speaker 1 I still listen to that nowadays. 53:44 Speaker 1 She got to get flow and rhythm to it. 53:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's how you buy Taylor Swift. 53:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 53:51 Speaker 1 I told you I have a couple of beaver songs 53:54 Speaker 1 that I'm really into. 53:55 Speaker 1 Beaver. 53:56 Speaker 1 Bieber, Justin Bieber. 53:58 Speaker 1 I'm gonna say who the fuck is beaver. 53:59 Speaker 1 And then he played People World Cup, 54:00 Speaker 1 and he played some song on a acoustic guitar. 54:02 Speaker 1 I don't know the name of it. 54:03 Speaker 1 And I'm too embarrassed to ask people. 54:04 Speaker 1 So I can't even like listen to it. 54:06 Speaker 1 It sucks. 54:07 Speaker 1 But yeah, Chuck's over there like bumping his head 54:09 Speaker 1 and like, how do you bump in your head but no, 54:11 Speaker 1 I got to, I got to twitch. 54:12 Speaker 1 I hate that beat. I hate Justin Bieber. 54:15 Speaker 1 I'd ever think about that goddamn idiot. 54:18 Speaker 1 I'm not a man of my car and I'm like crime. 54:20 Speaker 1 Like, it's such a beautiful man. 54:21 Speaker 1 I just want you to stay. 54:24 Speaker 1 All right, next, this is a good one. 54:26 Speaker 1 Number seven, if you could spy on anyone invisibly, 54:31 Speaker 1 who would it be and why? 54:33 Speaker 1 I don't know a lot of invisible people. 54:36 Speaker 1 No, you would be invisible. 54:38 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Um, am I in my past? 54:42 Speaker 1 Who are you just can't see me? 54:45 Speaker 1 I can what? 54:47 Speaker 1 Well, invisible just means you can't see it, but am I still like, could you still touch me? 54:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's not a ghost. You're just invisible. 54:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're like, wait a minute. 54:55 Speaker 1 And this scenario, am I dead or alive? 54:57 Speaker 1 Like, no, you're alive. You're just invisible. 54:59 Speaker 1 You have an invisibility cloak or something. 55:02 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. That'd be cool. 55:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, I find one of those. 55:04 Speaker 1 But, um, 55:06 Speaker 1 who would I want to spy on? 55:08 Speaker 1 Oh, well, no, hold on. 55:13 Speaker 1 I'm thinking like a sports team. 55:17 Speaker 1 So I guess I'm inside it so I can gamble or maybe like the, 55:22 Speaker 1 maybe the president, president probably a good one. 55:25 Speaker 1 Just, yeah, so that way you can figure out what plan's 55:28 Speaker 1 coming up and you can go over to Colcey or Polymarket and bet on it 55:31 Speaker 1 because you know what's going on. 55:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, inside or trading essentially. 55:36 Speaker 1 Okay, so hold on, so you're telling me, 55:39 Speaker 1 if I gave you an invisibility cloak, 55:41 Speaker 1 and you could spy on one person for one 24 hour period, 55:45 Speaker 1 you're choosing Donald Trump. 55:48 Speaker 1 I would like to get our nation's secrets, yeah, that'd be cool. 55:51 Speaker 1 And then I can use that to my will being. 55:53 Speaker 1 Oh, God. 55:54 Speaker 1 What do you want me to do, fucking spy on camera DS? 55:57 Speaker 1 Jill, look at that. 55:58 Speaker 1 I'm spy on pink. 56:01 Speaker 1 Pink? 56:03 Speaker 1 See if she has a dick or not? 56:04 Speaker 1 No. 56:05 Speaker 1 Oh, don't you ever say that does not oh her she's a banging Megan Rapino and she I don't what no 56:13 Speaker 1 She's the same she's not even gay. Oh, she's not gay. No. Oh, I thought she was my bad. I'm sorry 56:18 Speaker 1 I don't be disrespectful, dude 56:21 Speaker 1 All right, we got to find pink first. Do you even know where she lives? I would if I found an invisibility cloak 56:27 Speaker 1 Well, the good thing is of me. I know Trump is probably at White House or Mar-a-Lago 56:31 Speaker 1 You get there for your 25 period and he's out of the country. You're like dang it 56:37 Speaker 1 All right 56:38 Speaker 1 Last almost a second to last one. Oh, and I would definitely go poop in the bathroom 56:43 Speaker 1 So just leave it and then we like how the fuck did this happen? He's like melonia. What have you done? 56:51 Speaker 1 It's so big what did you eat? Did you have to portley? 56:57 Speaker 1 Or it's like Trump's like that's mine frame it 57:01 Speaker 1 Oval office the biggest shit by a president ever 57:04 Speaker 1 It was me it wasn't a ghost man. I promise you 57:08 Speaker 1 There are no ghost men running around here 57:11 Speaker 1 Is that for Teddy Roosevelt? I see him sometimes that you did it whose teddy 57:17 Speaker 1 dang you teddy 57:19 Speaker 1 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay number eight. No number nine number nine. I think we're number nine 57:24 Speaker 1 I don't know. I think this is this is stupid 57:28 Speaker 1 What is your biggest irrational fear? 57:31 Speaker 1 Um, well bugs in your pee hole while you sleep up there, but I'll give you another one. 57:38 Speaker 1 Um, big of irrational fear. 57:44 Speaker 1 Um, I feel like, um, oh, oh, um, I don't know, maybe like a, uh, like a big rig tire coming off a truck as I'm passing. 57:56 Speaker 1 It's me and it kills me. I wanted to hit me. I just don't want it to be. I don't want to kill me. 58:00 Speaker 1 me. 58:01 Speaker 1 I don't think that's a rational dude. 58:03 Speaker 1 I drive by those log trucks all the time and I'm scared to death. 58:06 Speaker 1 I fly past them. 58:07 Speaker 1 Because I'm just waiting. 58:09 Speaker 1 There's one in the roundabout the other day and I got real close behind them just in 58:11 Speaker 1 case one fell off because it weren't going that fast but I could just get out and like 58:14 Speaker 1 rolling the ground like I'm hurt real bad. 58:16 Speaker 1 What? 58:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, because you want to get hit. 58:19 Speaker 1 If you're going to get hit you want to get like nudge or taper or something by big rig, 58:22 Speaker 1 something commercial so that way you can get a lot of money out of it. 58:25 Speaker 1 Wait, no, did I tell you that Ryan got a attorney for his car accident? 58:30 Speaker 1 The one that he was like at fault for yeah, but the Asian driver that that he hit they gave him the ticket 58:38 Speaker 1 Really so Ryan got an attorney he has to go he's been going to the chiropractor every week 58:44 Speaker 1 To I don't know whatever and there 58:48 Speaker 1 So he's walking around the fucking back brace no, he just walks around like he's all hurt 58:52 Speaker 1 He has a cane and everything. Yeah, I think he's a back brace and everything 58:59 Speaker 1 All right last one last one here we go. This is a good one if you could delete one past mistake 59:07 Speaker 1 What would it be? Oh 59:10 Speaker 1 I got two 59:13 Speaker 1 See this is always like a slippery slope for me like if I delete something bad 59:16 Speaker 1 I did or say the mistake I made and I never would have learned from it 59:20 Speaker 1 I probably would have made that mistake later on in life at a worse time. 59:23 Speaker 1 But 59:25 Speaker 1 number one mistake, I wish I would say it again. 59:29 Speaker 1 If you could delete one mistake from your past, 59:33 Speaker 1 which one would it be? 59:35 Speaker 1 Oh, you know, I was saying probably that time that you experimented with guys. 59:40 Speaker 1 No, no, we'll save that one. 59:44 Speaker 1 I think, you know, this is a hard one for me, but break in my leg. 59:48 Speaker 1 Um, my life would have been, I mean, my life would have changed completely different. 59:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I probably would have still been playing soccer or probably would have been doing it. 59:54 Speaker 1 No, you wouldn't. 59:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was probably, I was still playing soccer up to the day. I broke my fucking leg. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, but at 27, you're not still playing soccer. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 Uh, maybe, maybe I got better. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 I mean, I was training, but like I said, then it, I mean, that changed my life a whole lot. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 But you know, it sucked, but it was an experience for sure. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 Okay, all right, first two wives. Yeah, of course. I mean dude, you know what's richer 1:00:22 Speaker 1 You know rich. I'd be right now 1:00:23 Speaker 1 I'd be I'd be so rich right now if I didn't have to do that twice 1:00:26 Speaker 1 I can't in a hard reset every four years 1:00:30 Speaker 1 Back on my feet 1:00:33 Speaker 1 I'm no idea 1:00:35 Speaker 1 It's like imagine the match and turning imagine turn 21, right? 1:00:40 Speaker 1 And you go to like a judge and he goes Brandon 1:00:43 Speaker 1 how much is in your bank account? 1:00:45 Speaker 1 And you're like, this amount of dollars. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 And he's like, I'm gonna take all of that plus 500. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 So you owe the bank credit. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 And then you're like, oh, that sucks. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 And then eight years later, 1:00:54 Speaker 1 you go to see a judge and he goes, 1:00:55 Speaker 1 hey, how much is your bank account? 1:00:56 Speaker 1 You tell him he goes, 1:00:57 Speaker 1 I'm gonna take all of that plus 500. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 And you're like, why do I always get left negative? 1:01:02 Speaker 1 I don't, what point do we have to be negative here? 1:01:05 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Can't we just balance that bad boy out at zero, 1:01:07 Speaker 1 but no, they always make it 500 more than you have. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 And that's what you get stuck with. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 So why do they do that? 1:01:13 Speaker 1 I don't know. 1:01:15 Speaker 1 It's bad math, but it's every attorney does it. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 After after fucking, 1:01:20 Speaker 1 after a check second abortion, 1:01:21 Speaker 1 I'm just not gonna make any money for a while. 1:01:23 Speaker 1 All right, cause there's no point, 1:01:24 Speaker 1 you know, we've got to work McDonald's. 1:01:25 Speaker 1 No, I hate my bills, my bare minimum. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 You know what I think it is. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 This is what this I think it works with these attorneys, 1:01:32 Speaker 1 is they look, they say, 1:01:33 Speaker 1 hey, send us over your financials. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 So you send over the financials. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 Well, those financials say, I don't know, 1:01:39 Speaker 1 for argument's sake, $10,500. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 Well, they look at that. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 They do all the paperwork, 1:01:45 Speaker 1 they have to get everything filed, 1:01:46 Speaker 1 they do do do do do do their work, 1:01:48 Speaker 1 and it takes a week or two weeks. 1:01:51 Speaker 1 So when they give it to the judge, 1:01:52 Speaker 1 it was $10,500. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 Now mind you, two weeks has gone by. 1:01:55 Speaker 1 You've bought groceries, 1:01:57 Speaker 1 you've bought things, you've paid bills. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 So when you go to court, they go, 1:02:01 Speaker 1 all right, you owe $10,500. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 You know, what happened? 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Like, how do you have that money? 1:02:06 Speaker 1 And they're like, well, you had it two weeks ago. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 You know what? 1:02:08 Speaker 1 That is my way. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 I know what. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 It's so stupid. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 So I think that's what happens. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 And I'm telling you it happens to everybody. 1:02:16 Speaker 1 So that's those are the mistakes. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 Were they both in Michigan? 1:02:19 Speaker 1 No, no, one was in California. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 Ooh. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 California? 1:02:25 Speaker 1 West Virginia. 1:02:26 Speaker 1 Ooh. 1:02:27 Speaker 1 And one was in California. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Damn, that sucks, yeah. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 After the second one, Chuck gets out 1:02:32 Speaker 1 and he goes to the local libraries. 1:02:33 Speaker 1 I, how to hide money from attorneys. 1:02:36 Speaker 1 I mean, no, no, never since, damn it. 1:02:40 Speaker 1 You ain't kidding, man. 1:02:41 Speaker 1 You ain't getting a little treasure map of words. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 I'll bury it if everything goes south again. 1:02:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why like me and Meghan, 1:02:46 Speaker 1 we just spend everything, you know? 1:02:48 Speaker 1 We don't like, we might as well keep this bank out 1:02:52 Speaker 1 of like $200, right? 1:02:53 Speaker 1 And that's why I cannot go through that again. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 We get a tax return. 1:02:57 Speaker 1 I'm like, don't you even think about it, lady? 1:02:59 Speaker 1 I'm spending it right now. 1:03:02 Speaker 1 You go to the judge in 10 years. 1:03:03 Speaker 1 I know $200 plus $500. I know. How much did you lose? Chuck seven hundred dollars. 1:03:09 Speaker 1 The day. Best divorce you had. Oh yeah. You're your 65. I had to get you like 1:03:18 Speaker 1 we did divorce the day after our starting Jones Social Security. Yes, that too. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 All right. We appreciate you listening. There's another good day. Hope everyone has a good 1:03:28 Speaker 1 middle of the week. 1:03:29 Speaker 1 We're not far away from football season though, which is getting crazy. 1:03:34 Speaker 1 We're blowing through this year. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 We got about another month, month and a half of football, maybe a little cooler weather, 1:03:39 Speaker 1 hopefully after we get through August. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 So that's something we're looking forward to checking out and thinking about what we 1:03:43 Speaker 1 get on out of here. 1:03:44 Speaker 1 No, man, let's talk about football tomorrow. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 I guess we'll get stuff on run by you. 1:03:46 Speaker 1 All right, we need our sports correspondent here as well. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 Carter, I'm Steve. 1:03:49 Speaker 1 I was seeing tomorrow.