Squatter Arrival EP-354 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-27
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7A9OrymeyFt1lrjyAMNbG8

This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild tastes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 An occasional life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 and players, pastors, school officers for anyone else trying to keep them clean. 0:30 Speaker 1 You have your patience. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offend you, that sounds like a person's problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thought that opinions are just on the show, 0:42 Speaker 1 or if we're getting purpose is only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Ironfish or P.D. Unfresher. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, Dosters. 0:48 Speaker 1 I'll ride you like on STP with a- 0:50 Speaker 1 Hi, what am I doing my name? 1:01 Speaker 1 It's a brand new week, which means you probably don't want to do anything, like paint that commercial bill you got. 1:06 Speaker 1 So you might as well call it the Pink Panthers with over 35 years of experiencing commercial painting and wall covering. 1:11 Speaker 1 Do the guys get the job done. It's a Hatfield company. 1:13 Speaker 1 So you know he knows what he's doing. 1:15 Speaker 1 They do office buildings, retail spaces, middle-condustral, pretty much anything that's not your house or your call, your car. 1:20 Speaker 1 Give them a call 943-257-7031. 1:24 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. Over there is Charles Ironfiss. He's becoming the great Gatsby while he hosts all these summer parties. How you doing? 1:32 Speaker 1 I have the worst freaking headache right now. And I did what I'm not supposed to do. I know we've talked about this in the past. 1:38 Speaker 1 I went upstairs and I went through the medicine cabinet and we started taking random drugs again. 1:43 Speaker 1 I suppose we do. What the fuck? 1:45 Speaker 1 I took another hydrocodone. But dude, I'm like, dying. I got the biggest migraine. 1:50 Speaker 1 And I think I figured out why. 1:52 Speaker 1 Cause I mean, this has been quite a weekend. 1:55 Speaker 1 You know, we yesterday or Saturday, 1:58 Speaker 1 we had a little pool party, 2:00 Speaker 1 wanted to watch some braised baseball. 2:02 Speaker 1 And one of my buddies has braised visions. 2:04 Speaker 1 It worked out very, very well. 2:05 Speaker 1 Cause they'll come over, log us in, watch the Orioles. 2:09 Speaker 1 Well, how'd you watch Friday? 2:12 Speaker 1 I wanna watch it on Friday. 2:13 Speaker 1 They lost on Friday. 2:14 Speaker 1 So I was watching on Friday though. 2:15 Speaker 1 Orioles lost two days out of the three. 2:18 Speaker 1 I know, okay, but it was close games. 2:20 Speaker 1 It was still, they won a game. 2:22 Speaker 1 But no, I'm fried, I had to watch it 2:23 Speaker 1 because freaking stupid, I'm calling you, 2:26 Speaker 1 and I'm calling Jeremy, I'm like, look dude, 2:28 Speaker 1 like how do I do this? 2:30 Speaker 1 Cause I'm blacked out on MLB TV, 2:32 Speaker 1 and you guys are both like VPN, VPN. 2:35 Speaker 1 So I called you, you had some weird VPN, 2:38 Speaker 1 I downloaded it, you're giving me your password, 2:40 Speaker 1 it doesn't work, none of it works. 2:42 Speaker 1 You said it worked, you said it worked. 2:44 Speaker 1 I asked you, I was like, did it work? 2:45 Speaker 1 You're like, yeah, it worked, thank you. 2:46 Speaker 1 No, I just didn't want to talk to you anymore. 2:49 Speaker 1 So I said that, but what really happened was 2:51 Speaker 1 Germany got me on Proton VPN. 2:54 Speaker 1 So I got that and it puts me in like New York or whatever. 2:56 Speaker 1 Like sweet. 2:57 Speaker 1 So I pulled up my phone and watched a new Orioles game. 3:00 Speaker 1 Like this is great. 3:01 Speaker 1 I go to cast it to my TV and the problem is 3:04 Speaker 1 the frickin' you gotta be on the same Wi-Fi. 3:07 Speaker 1 So I can't. 3:08 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:09 Speaker 1 So I connect to the Wi-Fi and it's over here like, 3:11 Speaker 1 you're in Georgia, we know where you're at. 3:13 Speaker 1 It wouldn't let me do it. 3:14 Speaker 1 So I was like, okay, we gotta figure this out. 3:16 Speaker 1 So Megan connects to Wi-Fi. 3:19 Speaker 1 She has to the TV for her phone, 3:22 Speaker 1 and then she turns on her video camera on her phone. 3:26 Speaker 1 And I have my camera or my phone with the game on, 3:29 Speaker 1 and she puts her video camera on my phone and boom. 3:32 Speaker 1 We have it. 3:33 Speaker 1 Why don't you all just get a laptop and run it off that? 3:35 Speaker 1 Just plug it in with like HDMI. 3:38 Speaker 1 Okay, okay. 3:38 Speaker 1 So very, very thought out, well thought out plan. 3:42 Speaker 1 So yesterday, we're like, okay, 3:44 Speaker 1 we're gonna get smart about this. 3:45 Speaker 1 I go in and get a USB 3 to HDMI, do all this whole thing. 3:48 Speaker 1 I plug in my phone to the TV. 3:52 Speaker 1 As soon as I plug it in, it says, 3:54 Speaker 1 this action is not allowed. 3:56 Speaker 1 I'm like, so then I'm like, okay, 3:58 Speaker 1 I'll plug it in my computer. 3:59 Speaker 1 Well, my computer can't work off of Wi-Fi. 4:02 Speaker 1 It has to have Wi-Fi. 4:03 Speaker 1 So I can't VPN because that is computer right here. 4:07 Speaker 1 You plug it in all the time. 4:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it wouldn't work. 4:09 Speaker 1 It kept saying unallowed or whatever. 4:11 Speaker 1 So I'm doing, who's a nightmare? 4:13 Speaker 1 So luckily my buddy who lives down in the way, 4:15 Speaker 1 he lives a few miles away, he has a brave vision. 4:18 Speaker 1 And I'm not saying I invited him over just because of that. 4:21 Speaker 1 That's not what you did, 4:22 Speaker 1 because I told you, and I told you, 4:23 Speaker 1 every when you call me, I was like, 4:24 Speaker 1 you gotta have cable TV, 4:26 Speaker 1 and you're like, I do have YouTube TV about now, 4:28 Speaker 1 you got fake cable TV, it's not real, 4:30 Speaker 1 you need a fucking cable in the ground, 4:31 Speaker 1 run into your house, and TV comes off of it, 4:33 Speaker 1 and you have it. 4:34 Speaker 1 Either way, we have friends, 4:36 Speaker 1 we brought them over, 4:37 Speaker 1 that brave you use for fucking brave games. 4:39 Speaker 1 They probably, thank this best friend's friend, 4:41 Speaker 1 I've never been over to Chuck's house by like one time at Christmas and he's like he never comes over 4:45 Speaker 1 like eight months later though. We'll go to go to Chuck's house. 4:47 Speaker 1 So, so 4:50 Speaker 1 So this is last night. They're over here watching the game is great and 4:54 Speaker 1 And yeah, there's a lot of stuff that happened. But the best part was you know, I got one of my buddies is living with me right now 5:01 Speaker 1 What oh Patrick? Yeah, yeah 5:04 Speaker 1 I could just guess from the social media videos. He's over there like trying to be like a circus monkey and impressed people by eating eggs or what 5:10 Speaker 1 Now that I can do guys, I will keep them around 5:13 Speaker 1 because they can do cool tricks. 5:15 Speaker 1 So you saw that. 5:16 Speaker 1 So yeah. 5:17 Speaker 1 So yeah. 5:18 Speaker 1 So, so it's cool, you know, like he's here 5:22 Speaker 1 and like now Megan's making him cook for her and stuff. 5:25 Speaker 1 It's really weird. 5:27 Speaker 1 She's like, she's like, hey, Patrick, 5:28 Speaker 1 go make me some food. 5:30 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what are you doing? 5:31 Speaker 1 He cleans up after himself. 5:33 Speaker 1 So she makes him cook for her. 5:35 Speaker 1 Megan's like, it's nice having a bitch, isn't it Chuck? 5:37 Speaker 1 You know, just tell what to do. 5:39 Speaker 1 Dude, it's crazy. 5:40 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we're here last night. 5:42 Speaker 1 We're hanging out and he's on all these social media apps. 5:46 Speaker 1 You know, you know, China media. 5:48 Speaker 1 Do you mean like, like, 5:50 Speaker 1 I'm like, data is like dating apps. 5:51 Speaker 1 Like dating, but he uses Facebook. 5:55 Speaker 1 So he's got his penis out of a lot, 5:57 Speaker 1 taking pictures in your house. 5:58 Speaker 1 I don't do it. 5:58 Speaker 1 So last night we're out there and he's FaceTime 6:02 Speaker 1 and with this chick, right? 6:04 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden he, I'm like, 6:06 Speaker 1 pre-talking to. He's like, she has a 900 acre ranch in Nashville with over a thousand 6:13 Speaker 1 head of Black Angus. He's like, I'm down to travel. He's like, but we're working it out. 6:18 Speaker 1 We have a four year plan. So I'm going to let my youngest graduate of my school and then 6:23 Speaker 1 I'm going to move to Nashville. We're going to get married and I'm going to live on 6:27 Speaker 1 the ranch with her. 6:28 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Black Angus deers are going to go through her in those 6:32 Speaker 1 four years. Hold on. Hold on. I go, who is this chick? I don't know this chick is. And he goes, 6:38 Speaker 1 oh, it's, you know, Elizabeth, you know, I don't know her name. I don't know the girl's name, 6:42 Speaker 1 but he goes Elizabeth or whatever. And I go, well, how long have you been talking to her? He goes, 6:47 Speaker 1 two hours. Like, what are we doing? So I said, dude, you're getting catfished. Like, this is a catfish 6:54 Speaker 1 thing. And so he's like, no, it's not. So I grabbed his phone. I'm looking at this chick on FaceTime, 6:59 Speaker 1 which is weird. She's FaceTime and I'm watching her eyes. 7:02 Speaker 1 You're looking at her, you're just like dissecting her like, what's going on? 7:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, because I'm watching her eyes. She wasn't blinking properly. 7:08 Speaker 1 Like, nothing was working. I said, I said to her, I'm like, you're not even a chick. 7:12 Speaker 1 You're a dude with an AI, like, you're doing some type of AI thing. 7:16 Speaker 1 Like, your eyes are all jacked up and she's like, no, they're not. 7:20 Speaker 1 You know, it's bad when Chuck can pick up on AI. You know, he's like, oh, this is bad. 7:24 Speaker 1 She's doing, you can tell natural blinking and like, and so I'm watching her, I'm like, 7:27 Speaker 1 like, dude, you're not even real. 7:28 Speaker 1 Like you're probably a dude, whatever. 7:30 Speaker 1 And she's like, no, I'm not. 7:32 Speaker 1 And so I'm like, okay, approve it. 7:34 Speaker 1 And she's like, what are you, 7:35 Speaker 1 I'm gonna show you my boobs. 7:36 Speaker 1 And I was like, I mean, if that's how I approve it. 7:38 Speaker 1 So anyways, he takes the phone away from me. 7:42 Speaker 1 So we're making fun of him all night about this. 7:45 Speaker 1 He talked to her for three hours. 7:47 Speaker 1 It's two o'clock in the morning. 7:49 Speaker 1 He's still FaceTime in this chick. 7:50 Speaker 1 And he's not even like you're talking. 7:52 Speaker 1 He's bringing her into rooms with like people hanging out 7:55 Speaker 1 at the party. 7:56 Speaker 1 just sets her up in the corner. I look what are we doing right now. So dude, so that was, 8:02 Speaker 1 it was wild. Right? It was a wild night. So apparently we last night decided. So one of my friends, 8:09 Speaker 1 their daughter is the same. Go ahead. Hold up. When did he decide to move in? Like, did you say 8:15 Speaker 1 oh, oh, you just hear for like two days? And he's like, love us. Say for like a few more? Okay. 8:20 Speaker 1 So this is I don't want to talk bad on anybody like this is funny. No, I like him from what I know about him 8:27 Speaker 1 I think he's a funny goofy guy. I can just I mean he's like your witch head Ted almost. Yes. Yes 8:32 Speaker 1 He's my witch head Ted. So we'll have to come up with a good nickname for him 8:36 Speaker 1 So so we're getting ready to leave, you know, we know we're going to Europe and he's he calls me 8:40 Speaker 1 We're talking a lot and I mean I knew he was going through divorce and I knew that he was you know 8:44 Speaker 1 It was it was a rough patch that he was going through and 8:47 Speaker 1 And his wife's keeping the house and the kids are staying with her and he just has to 8:53 Speaker 1 piece out his own. 8:55 Speaker 1 And so I said to him, I said, look, dude, I'm like, we're going to Europe. 8:57 Speaker 1 Let me just stay in my house. 9:00 Speaker 1 You know, like watch the dog. 9:02 Speaker 1 We got squatter right now. 9:04 Speaker 1 So I was like, you know, just do that. 9:08 Speaker 1 It's cool, right? 9:09 Speaker 1 So anyway, so we do that. 9:10 Speaker 1 We go to Europe. 9:11 Speaker 1 He does a great job. 9:12 Speaker 1 He takes care of everything. 9:13 Speaker 1 Everything's alive. 9:14 Speaker 1 All the animals are good. 9:15 Speaker 1 we get back and it's the day we get back right and he's just me and Megan are sitting here 9:21 Speaker 1 and he walks in and he's like well I'm gonna go ahead and pack my backpack up and get all 9:27 Speaker 1 my stuff loaded and I'll be on my way and I said but with some pack and buy I got a shirt, two 9:34 Speaker 1 twinkies, a slim gym baby. So I said where are you going and he goes I mean I'll just I'll just 9:44 Speaker 1 figured out. And I said, so wait, since it did, you don't, you don't know where you're 9:48 Speaker 1 going right now. And he's like, no, but I always seem to land on my feet. I was like, God, 9:52 Speaker 1 bless America. I said, dude, you're not leaving like you guys. 9:56 Speaker 1 He's, I'm gonna go down to your neighbor's house. I got a bottle of Hennessee. I'm sure she'll 10:00 Speaker 1 let me in. So I said, do you not leaving? I said, here's the deal. How about this? I said, 10:05 Speaker 1 I'll give you two weeks. I said, hang out here two weeks, whatever. And he's like, you 10:09 Speaker 1 really mean that man. I said, yeah. So he's been here ever since we got back. All he does 10:17 Speaker 1 is freaking clean up after Megan. Like he's like, he's like, he's like the best little 10:22 Speaker 1 maid servant that we've ever had. I said, but I say you already talked, I always talked 10:25 Speaker 1 about having a maid and you're like, I want a maid and maybe like no, she's too hot. 10:28 Speaker 1 Now you got, yeah, we got to come up with a name, you know, he's here. 10:33 Speaker 1 He is, dude, he's hilarious. 10:36 Speaker 1 So he like, he'll like babysit the kids, 10:39 Speaker 1 like play with them in the pool. 10:41 Speaker 1 And like tonight we did a, we did a big seafood boil. 10:43 Speaker 1 Cause I don't know how we ended up with the house full of people. 10:45 Speaker 1 I don't know how this happened. 10:47 Speaker 1 But we ended up with just a house full of people. 10:49 Speaker 1 Meghan's like, I want to do a seafood boil. 10:51 Speaker 1 So I go to Publix, I get like crab, 10:53 Speaker 1 and Dewey sausage, crawfish, scallops, all this stuff. 10:57 Speaker 1 And so we're on the back deck and Megan goes, 10:59 Speaker 1 watch in the Braves game today on Sunday. 11:02 Speaker 1 Megan goes Patrick, go in there and start to see food boil and we're going to need two rounds. 11:07 Speaker 1 So make sure you do two separate boils because we're going to want them like two hours apart. 11:14 Speaker 1 Dude, he just like jumps up and like runs into the kitchen. 11:17 Speaker 1 And I'm looking at Megan. I'm like, what just happened? 11:21 Speaker 1 That's a good, that is a good house mate. But I think Megan's teaching, keep it. I'm like a slave. 11:27 Speaker 1 I think no, we're going to go to leave. At this point, she's going to keep a long, 11:31 Speaker 1 keep him around as long as he does it like being a slave. 11:34 Speaker 1 Once he relates, he doesn't like being a slave. 11:36 Speaker 1 He's like, I gotta give my shit together. 11:37 Speaker 1 I'm a final place. 11:38 Speaker 1 It's motivating. 11:40 Speaker 1 It's motivating factor when Megan's boss is around. 11:42 Speaker 1 Megan, you clean up after her and cook all the dinners. 11:46 Speaker 1 So that's when I can imagine just like one of the kids banging on your door at night. 11:50 Speaker 1 She just calls him. 11:51 Speaker 1 Just like, hey, we got to sit near the door and take care of it. 11:54 Speaker 1 What are you doing down there? 11:56 Speaker 1 Okay, we have a kid up here knocking on our door. 11:59 Speaker 1 Maybe you should get it together or you're out of here. 12:01 Speaker 1 You know, he's like, I'm right up. I'm right up. I expect night guard service 24 seven. All right set up at our door sleeping front of the door like a dog 12:10 Speaker 1 So that's so that's what we got going on 12:12 Speaker 1 But yeah, we did have a we had a party today and we had one yesterday apparently 12:15 Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on and but the best party I gotta tell you this is amazing 12:19 Speaker 1 So last night, you know, it was it was a good time. Everybody had a great time 12:23 Speaker 1 One of our friends their daughter is Carter's age. They're in the same grade and she plays softball 12:28 Speaker 1 She's a travel ball player. She's very very good and some some ways somehow her and Carter were talking smack to each other about who can play better 12:35 Speaker 1 And so we set up this battle of like a home under me today 12:39 Speaker 1 And I was like dude, this would be awesome like shit house. No, no at the fields. Oh, but 12:49 Speaker 1 Naked and shit they go out there. Oh, bye, but that's the story shit right there exactly how it went down 12:55 Speaker 1 It's exactly. 12:56 Speaker 1 So we're like, dude, this is going to be awesome. 12:58 Speaker 1 So we're making rules. 12:59 Speaker 1 Like we're putting it all together. 13:00 Speaker 1 So this morning, it's like 11 o'clock in the morning, we're at the fields, and it's 13:05 Speaker 1 Carter and his little girl, and they're going head to head. 13:08 Speaker 1 But he's hitting baseballs. 13:10 Speaker 1 She's hitting softballs. 13:11 Speaker 1 210 feet is the fence. 13:14 Speaker 1 And he's got to hit it over the fence. 13:16 Speaker 1 She's just got to get it to the grass, which totally Jeff. 13:19 Speaker 1 Is there a track out there? 13:21 Speaker 1 Is there a track out there? 13:22 Speaker 1 No. 13:23 Speaker 1 had to get it out of the infield. It was very, very skewed against him. Very skewed against 13:28 Speaker 1 him. So first round, 20 balls, Cara hits five homers. And, you know, he's like, he's 13:33 Speaker 1 so mad. Well, she hit five in the grass. The car's like, okay, we've pushed. So anyways, 13:38 Speaker 1 we're doing it. We go to the next round. Ultimately, she ends up winning. But the best part 13:41 Speaker 1 about this is the craziest part. So we said, okay, just for fun, she needs to use your 13:47 Speaker 1 bat and she's going to hit baseballs. You're going to use her bat and you're going to 13:51 Speaker 1 softballs because you know the old I know you've heard this the old like question is 13:56 Speaker 1 which is harder softball or baseball right I mean that's an argument that's been going on forever 14:02 Speaker 1 we figured it out today 14:05 Speaker 1 uh softball is harder it is so I think the problem with your experiment is skewed you got 14:13 Speaker 1 Carter versus one chick that he probably has a crush on and he's like uh it's a very skewed 14:19 Speaker 1 System you're doing you had to do 10 girls versus 10 guys and they swap it up, but you know how I can't there's one thing that can't be faked 14:25 Speaker 1 I threw a pitch to this chick. She only had 10 swings with a bat 14:30 Speaker 1 Baseball she hit it 14:33 Speaker 1 220 feet and it all run 14:36 Speaker 1 Dude, I sat there and I was like that that was the greatest thing I've ever seen 14:41 Speaker 1 She smoked Carter with I mean it was crazy and she's a softball player 14:46 Speaker 1 So anyway Carter lost he's all pouting all day and then 14:49 Speaker 1 But now we're at the now another all over here. Yeah. He's just like, man. I miss last week. Well, the chick moves out. 14:55 Speaker 1 I got chicks over here. It homers on me. 14:58 Speaker 1 Thing in the nangers. So yeah, man. And then so that was all that. And then my buddy got arrested. 15:04 Speaker 1 Oh, you got who the same one saying with you or different one? No, it's a different one. 15:08 Speaker 1 No, I know. 15:11 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 15:13 Speaker 1 Did the Christmas party? 15:15 Speaker 1 Yes. Is he married? Yes. Is he? 15:18 Speaker 1 No, no, it's not. 15:19 Speaker 1 It's not. 15:20 Speaker 1 It's not talking. 15:21 Speaker 1 Is it the game one? 15:22 Speaker 1 No. 15:23 Speaker 1 No, this is crazy because I don't I don't I don't even know this was a law. 15:25 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:26 Speaker 1 I didn't know this was a thing. 15:27 Speaker 1 So did you know? 15:29 Speaker 1 Okay. 15:30 Speaker 1 Let me give you the example when you tell me what you think how should we play it out. 15:33 Speaker 1 So if you have a kid that's 16 years old and they have a permit, a driver's permit, 15:40 Speaker 1 that'd be a license, right? 15:41 Speaker 1 If they're driving by them. 15:42 Speaker 1 No, that's 16. 15:43 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 15:44 Speaker 1 15. 15:45 Speaker 1 15. 15:46 Speaker 1 And you're like, when you have a permit, you have to have a parent with you or somebody 15:51 Speaker 1 over 21. 15:52 Speaker 1 21. 15:53 Speaker 1 21. 15:54 Speaker 1 But let's say that person that's over 21 is hammered. 15:59 Speaker 1 Okay. 16:00 Speaker 1 How does that play out? 16:01 Speaker 1 I think technically the person that's hammered is supposed to be in control of the vehicle 16:07 Speaker 1 of the kids at 15. 16:09 Speaker 1 But at the same time, I think it should be like good training to like see how you can 16:13 Speaker 1 take home drunk people. 16:15 Speaker 1 I don't think you're supposed to use your child as like an uber service 16:19 Speaker 1 Ideally you would want a sober person in the front and you'd be in the back 16:22 Speaker 1 I think if you're in the back hammered 16:24 Speaker 1 I mean you'd be doing blow probably as long as you get it all down your nose before the fucking cop walks up in the window 16:28 Speaker 1 I think you're fine 16:30 Speaker 1 But if you're supposed to be like the legal person or you could just say it's not your kid 16:34 Speaker 1 You thought he was 16 and you were riding with him. You know that's always a possibility too 16:37 Speaker 1 And there's a conundrum there then the kids like why thought I could have a 21 year old 16:41 Speaker 1 I didn't know if he could be drunk and this drunk guy's like 16:43 Speaker 1 I don't know. I didn't know this kid. I thought he was just an Uber driver. 16:46 Speaker 1 He just wanted some practice driving home. 16:48 Speaker 1 Well none of that happened. I can tell you that. 16:50 Speaker 1 So I'm guessing the dad went to jail for being drunk and his kid driving home and then 16:55 Speaker 1 kid had the mom had to come get him and then they impound it to car. 16:58 Speaker 1 Yes, you're good. 17:00 Speaker 1 So, so the... 17:02 Speaker 1 So it's like 11 o'clock at night, right? 17:05 Speaker 1 My buddy is like... 17:07 Speaker 1 Can we call him and pretend we're the police department to get more information at him? 17:10 Speaker 1 No, I mean nobody can call me in jail right now. Oh, we know you call people in jail. Well, I don't know how to do that 17:15 Speaker 1 I'm not calling him so so I all I know is this so last night I'm like 11 o'clock. He's a 17:23 Speaker 1 Blitterated okay obliterated and leave your house. Yeah. Oh, yeah 17:28 Speaker 1 No, no, no because I didn't know what the plan was and so allegedly 17:35 Speaker 1 his daughter 17:37 Speaker 1 15 just got her permit and it was like, hey, I'm good. Like she's gonna drive me home. We're good. I'm like, okay 17:44 Speaker 1 Like that makes sense, right? So they only live like four miles from here. So they're driving home 17:50 Speaker 1 So I don't know. No, it's not even that. I don't know what happened 17:54 Speaker 1 But allegedly they rolled up and there was a fire truck and like four police cars and they were like block in the road 18:01 Speaker 1 I don't know if it was a downed tree. I don't know what it was 18:04 Speaker 1 But there was a roadblock not for DUI checkpoint which roadblock and the cop came over and was talking 18:12 Speaker 1 He was like oh, hold her you and she goes I'm 15 and he goes oh, do you have your permit? 18:18 Speaker 1 And she showed her a parent and he's like cool and he looks at like her dad 18:26 Speaker 1 So so guess what they arrested him for 18:29 Speaker 1 This is crazy. This is crazy to me. 18:32 Speaker 1 I'm guessing child endangerment. 18:35 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 18:37 Speaker 1 I thought I would guess. Yeah. 18:38 Speaker 1 I see that's the bad thing about like up there. 18:42 Speaker 1 You know, if you're down here down south and like your dash passed out drunk 18:46 Speaker 1 or your grandpa or whatnot, your driving. 18:48 Speaker 1 I'm going to go, your job will you get him on home. 18:50 Speaker 1 Baron him driving terrorizing the roads. 18:53 Speaker 1 But they're just like, no, that guy's going to jail. 18:55 Speaker 1 I've never even heard of anything like this. 18:58 Speaker 1 But was he still on the side division? 19:01 Speaker 1 No, no, no, he was up there by, 19:02 Speaker 1 actually he was up there by the baseball fields. 19:04 Speaker 1 Like, down that way. 19:06 Speaker 1 They probably just got a call, 19:06 Speaker 1 a bunch of drunk adults left there 19:08 Speaker 1 after they had a rally between the kid and boy and a girl. 19:12 Speaker 1 Dude, it was, it was wild last night. 19:14 Speaker 1 And there are people in my front driveway, 19:16 Speaker 1 in the heads of copperheads, 19:18 Speaker 1 they found some copperheads, 19:20 Speaker 1 copperheads. 19:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, it was crazy. 19:21 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 19:22 Speaker 1 Yes, no, no, no, in the road. 19:24 Speaker 1 They were in our road, like coiled up 19:26 Speaker 1 and they just, my buddy, actually it was a fire break 19:29 Speaker 1 Patrick's one of them. 19:30 Speaker 1 He went out there with a machete and started chopping 19:32 Speaker 1 heads off and then he's like throwing the heads down 19:34 Speaker 1 and squirm drains. 19:35 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sure. 19:36 Speaker 1 He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, 19:38 Speaker 1 one, seven way of becoming serial killer at your house. 19:41 Speaker 1 He's gonna be burying him in your pole or something. 19:43 Speaker 1 He's taking, he's taking all the heads and he's like, 19:46 Speaker 1 hey, I'm gonna go throw all these heads down the storm 19:49 Speaker 1 and drain to nobody gets hurt. 19:51 Speaker 1 What do you want me to do with the bodies? 19:53 Speaker 1 And I was like, I don't, I don't know. 19:55 Speaker 1 You don't want to eat them right if not. I'll eat them. I'm cooking in the front driver now that way. It's away from me all in the back 20:03 Speaker 1 So he's no mind you know Ryan you know Ryan you know Ryan my name my brother-in-law is a 20:10 Speaker 1 He's throwing them on their cars 20:12 Speaker 1 I was like this is wild man. This is wild times wild times. We're living in that's uh, you know 20:18 Speaker 1 You better be careful. I say he's a few steps away from just going nuclear 20:21 Speaker 1 I just be carefully got dude. It's only it's only another week in a half 20:25 Speaker 1 He's gonna accelerate exponential growth and craziness. I 20:30 Speaker 1 Know I've known some people like that and I love him by God. I do I know 20:34 Speaker 1 But they just like they go through something crazy like getting a bottle of vodka by 12 in the morning 20:40 Speaker 1 Oh, no his thing is the moonshine crap. What's it called? Oh my god 20:44 Speaker 1 Old smokey old smokey and he buys like five Mason jars a day different flavors. Oh my god 20:50 Speaker 1 He's like, hey man, you want some strawberry shortcake moonshine. I'm like, not really. He's like, what about being a buttercup? 20:58 Speaker 1 You want some buffalo nuts that been soaking in moonshine man, they're real plump man. They just exploded in your mouth. 21:04 Speaker 1 It kills it kills it all. 21:07 Speaker 1 So that's yeah, so that was that's what we've been dealing with and then the last thing before we get into Brandon's 21:12 Speaker 1 Weekend because God mine was crazy. Guess what I have in my backyard right now 21:17 Speaker 1 Oh, a dead stripper. Nope. The first time ever me and you have the exact same thing in our backyard. 21:25 Speaker 1 Oh, a tunnel. 21:27 Speaker 1 Close. Oh, oh, be high. 21:30 Speaker 1 I have a be a who put a be out there. 21:33 Speaker 1 Nobody. And so I'm sitting here. I don't know. Like, oh, I can't get it. It's it's honey's a form. It's 21:39 Speaker 1 Honey. Get it. Yeah. There's hanging on a nest or where they're it's getting worse. So I'm sitting here tomorrow. 21:46 Speaker 1 I don't know anything about honeybees and so we're sitting here and we're on the back deck and 21:50 Speaker 1 And I look in my stairs, you know, you know, you've been to my house 21:53 Speaker 1 The stairs that go down to the the landing by the pool 21:58 Speaker 1 But the wooden ones from the back deck the wooden ones. Yeah, you bust the left out the front or back door 22:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm looking at them like wait what all these bees are like lined up on the wood 22:09 Speaker 1 They're just chilling 22:10 Speaker 1 Like that's weird like what are they doing and so I go over the rocks dude the rocks just have bees coming everywhere 22:16 Speaker 1 Oh, and I'm a rocks and I go okay. They're yellow jackets. I'm gonna kill him, right? 22:21 Speaker 1 So I grabbed the spray and I'm getting ready to kill him and one of the girls that's our house 22:25 Speaker 1 She goes chuck. I think those are honeybees. Okay. If they were yellowjack, it's it'd be tearing me up because I'm drinking 22:30 Speaker 1 She's picking a peanut colada or something. She was they'd be tearing me up if those were yellowjack 22:35 Speaker 1 It's a be tearing me up. Yeah, they're very aggressive when you get near the hive 22:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, so and I'm right at him. Like I got a picture dude like look this is how I tell you their honeybees are not well 22:45 Speaker 1 Google it. I mean did you get rid of them or not? They're still there. I want to come get them. So this is what they look like 22:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a honeybees 100% 22:56 Speaker 1 That is a that is a that was a forger bee. She has all the flippy stuff around her 23:00 Speaker 1 So she grabs the pollen and everything when she's down in the flower getting nectar right there 23:04 Speaker 1 Is there water near those rocks? 23:06 Speaker 1 They're underneath the rocks. But the water's right there. But dude, there's hundreds of them. There's hundreds of them. 23:11 Speaker 1 Oh, they're just an all day. They've been getting more and more and more. So once I realized I was like, dude, 23:18 Speaker 1 they're not attacking anybody. They're not messing with any of us. And I mean, you know, we had, 23:22 Speaker 1 oh, 30 people here today and not one person got stung. They were. I was like, dude, 23:27 Speaker 1 so I put that image in Google and it was like, oh, this is a Western honeybee. Yeah, how much tweet, 23:31 Speaker 1 you know, because I think my thing is, and you tell me if I'm wrong, honeybees are like 23:36 Speaker 1 in danger, right? 23:37 Speaker 1 Oh, 100%. 23:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:39 Speaker 1 But so what we can do is like, where they're at right now, it's kind of like, it's not 23:43 Speaker 1 going to be good for your structure underneath the home. 23:45 Speaker 1 But what you can do is you can relocate them to a hive like I got and then just put them 23:48 Speaker 1 over there and then you can harvest the honey. 23:50 Speaker 1 We can take all the honey and you can have free honey and everything. 23:52 Speaker 1 But we can move them to an actual hive. 23:54 Speaker 1 We just got to find the queen move them over there. 23:56 Speaker 1 Because if not, they're just going to start going inside your house and your beams and 23:59 Speaker 1 everything. But if you give them an actual, an actual home, uh, to move into, then they'll 24:04 Speaker 1 live there and they'll just stay in that home. Okay. Well, how do I do that? Well, you got 24:08 Speaker 1 to have me come up there. And I, I'll do it. I got my B suit and everything. We'll find 24:10 Speaker 1 the queen. You just got to buy a B hive. It's like 150 bucks. We'll put it up back. And 24:15 Speaker 1 we'll just put all the bees in there. You don't have an extra B hive? No, I just got one. 24:19 Speaker 1 I'll take that one for me for free. Or you can still keep it, but just got to get a B hive 24:24 Speaker 1 so we can put the bees in there. No, I don't want it, dude. Oh, you know what? I'll 24:27 Speaker 1 Welcome to it. 24:28 Speaker 1 What am I gonna do with it? 24:29 Speaker 1 You were just saying, 24:30 Speaker 1 you were just saying how good they were and everything. 24:31 Speaker 1 I thought you wanted to keep them around, 24:33 Speaker 1 how they were so nice around everybody. 24:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, now you got me all freaked out. 24:36 Speaker 1 You're talking about the structure and about all this stuff. 24:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are you talking about? 24:40 Speaker 1 I don't want my house. 24:41 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, in the winter, 24:43 Speaker 1 they're probably wouldn't move into, 24:45 Speaker 1 depending on where they are right now. 24:46 Speaker 1 They might move inside your walls 24:49 Speaker 1 and start like honey combs in there. 24:50 Speaker 1 And you know, here I was in all night. 24:52 Speaker 1 God, what? 24:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why I gotta get my home. 24:54 Speaker 1 So you got two options either. 24:56 Speaker 1 I can come get them or you can get them a hundred feet 24:58 Speaker 1 dollar home and we'll just put them out in the yard 25:00 Speaker 1 and they won't go inside your house. 25:01 Speaker 1 They'd like the home more because it's more set up 25:04 Speaker 1 to how they like it. 25:05 Speaker 1 Okay, well, this sounds like a definite 25:07 Speaker 1 you come get them option. 25:09 Speaker 1 I don't wanna be a honey bee farmer. 25:12 Speaker 1 Oh, it's fun, it's cool. 25:13 Speaker 1 And they say people who get stung a lot, 25:16 Speaker 1 they don't have arthritis or any joint problems 25:18 Speaker 1 because there's like natural remedies inside the bees venom. 25:22 Speaker 1 No, no. 25:23 Speaker 1 So, but I don't understand how you're gonna get the queen. 25:25 Speaker 1 Like what do you do? 25:26 Speaker 1 You just go out there and start looking through all the bees and find her. 25:29 Speaker 1 Well, you smoke them, right? 25:30 Speaker 1 We get some smoke and I got a little, a little smoker thing, 25:34 Speaker 1 which is filled up with like a pine straw or some shit or cardboard, 25:37 Speaker 1 like that motherfucker on fire and just pump smoke on them. 25:39 Speaker 1 And they think they're fucking hive is on fire. 25:42 Speaker 1 So they start collecting all the honey. 25:44 Speaker 1 And the queen will go to the deepest part. 25:46 Speaker 1 So while we're smoking them, we can cut away at the comb and pull it down. 25:49 Speaker 1 Look for the queen. 25:50 Speaker 1 That's not there. 25:51 Speaker 1 We'll scrape all the bees off and have them go into a box. 25:54 Speaker 1 And then once we find the queen, we put her in like a little hair clip. 25:57 Speaker 1 I have to still one of your daughter's hair clips because I don't have one. 26:00 Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about? 26:01 Speaker 1 The big wide ones that are like clear. 26:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:05 Speaker 1 Put the queen bee in there and then you put that inside like a cardboard box and all the 26:08 Speaker 1 bees will just follow her in there. 26:09 Speaker 1 What? 26:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:11 Speaker 1 All right. 26:12 Speaker 1 Is this is where everything we can get her? 26:13 Speaker 1 That'd be a good video. 26:14 Speaker 1 You got a video me. 26:15 Speaker 1 Uh, God, you might need a bee suit because you're probably going to get tore up. 26:20 Speaker 1 But I don't want to do any of this. 26:21 Speaker 1 There's not none of this once. 26:22 Speaker 1 I don't want to do any of this. 26:24 Speaker 1 So I thought I was being selected like when we had the birds that made a nest on our deck and then 26:30 Speaker 1 the snake off of the lady. 26:32 Speaker 1 But we thought we were like being you know chosen 26:35 Speaker 1 by this night by my magnum was like oh my god. We got you got chosen by this bird like that such a good thing 26:40 Speaker 1 So when I saw the bees today 26:42 Speaker 1 Immediately I'm like dude we're being chosen right now. 26:44 Speaker 1 And this is pretty cool like these bees are choosing our house and they're just honey bees 26:49 Speaker 1 But now you got me freaked out because I don't like to do a lot of stuff 26:52 Speaker 1 I wasn't saying out for a while. 26:54 Speaker 1 Have you seen like a large cluster of them? 26:56 Speaker 1 Is there like a big group of them all together? 26:58 Speaker 1 Or are you just seeing a few coming out and everything? 27:00 Speaker 1 No, they're going into the rocks. 27:02 Speaker 1 They found like the golly 27:03 Speaker 1 where all the water runs off my back deck. 27:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're drinking water. 27:06 Speaker 1 So it's deep in there and it's covered in rocks. 27:09 Speaker 1 But now they're all forming on my stairs. 27:13 Speaker 1 Okay, so you might have just some bees that are thirsty 27:16 Speaker 1 and there's no other water in the area. 27:17 Speaker 1 And there, cause they'll fly up to three miles, 27:19 Speaker 1 two or three miles to forward and everything. 27:21 Speaker 1 and also look for water. 27:22 Speaker 1 So there might be a beehive near you 27:24 Speaker 1 or a cluster up in the tree that's a swarm. 27:28 Speaker 1 When a beehive gets too big for its home, it's swarms. 27:32 Speaker 1 And it goes and hangs in a tree branch 27:34 Speaker 1 or lays in a parking lot that's warm. 27:36 Speaker 1 While you have forager bees, 27:38 Speaker 1 go out and look for a potential new home. 27:40 Speaker 1 So you might be a potential new home 27:43 Speaker 1 or you might just be a water source for them. 27:45 Speaker 1 So we really need to do a little more investigation. 27:47 Speaker 1 You need to figure out how many bees are there. 27:49 Speaker 1 But with the bees coming out, 27:50 Speaker 1 Are they coming out late at night? 27:51 Speaker 1 Like in the evening? 27:52 Speaker 1 Are they all crowding up around the stair? 27:54 Speaker 1 Dude, we've never seen them until today. 27:56 Speaker 1 And by the beginning of the day, there was 10 28:00 Speaker 1 and now there's 80 28:04 Speaker 1 on like on the outside of the stairs. 28:06 Speaker 1 The side of the stairs, they're all just okay. 28:09 Speaker 1 So yeah, you've definitely probably got a hive underneath 28:11 Speaker 1 because what they're doing is they're self regulating 28:13 Speaker 1 their temperature inside the hive. 28:14 Speaker 1 The hive is too hot. 28:16 Speaker 1 So they're sending workers outside. 28:18 Speaker 1 So there's not as many bees in there. 28:19 Speaker 1 So it cools it down like my B-Hive right now. 28:22 Speaker 1 It's like what? 28:23 Speaker 1 At 8.25, the whole side of it, 28:25 Speaker 1 I mean, you'll probably have a couple hundred bees 28:26 Speaker 1 just hanging out on the outside 28:27 Speaker 1 like it's the front porch, 28:29 Speaker 1 because it's too hot inside. 28:30 Speaker 1 So I'd say, yeah, you definitely got a hive. 28:32 Speaker 1 We got to find the queen in that motherfucker 28:33 Speaker 1 and take her and transport the hive. 28:35 Speaker 1 I'm writing the bus up there. 28:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's great idea, 28:38 Speaker 1 because we need the bus. 28:39 Speaker 1 We need to get this thing rocking and rolling. 28:41 Speaker 1 We have a lot of people that want to borrow it. 28:43 Speaker 1 And you got to get this thing like where it needs to be. 28:45 Speaker 1 Well, I ripped everything out of the day. 28:47 Speaker 1 Everything's completely ripped out. 28:48 Speaker 1 back wall of the fucking the hangers up top everything's completely gutted so we just need 28:53 Speaker 1 couches in that motherfucker and uh... we're good to go 28:56 Speaker 1 are we in this trip or no 28:58 Speaker 1 uh... rather than couch is in a TV first and then we can do a stripper pole but you just 29:02 Speaker 1 told me that they there's like a little girls softball team okay really want them on 29:05 Speaker 1 the stripper pole really i didn't know it you don't call it stripper pole 29:09 Speaker 1 is uh... uh... 29:11 Speaker 1 pole for 29:12 Speaker 1 lady show in part toll no 29:15 Speaker 1 No. 29:16 Speaker 1 All right, all right, we're good. 29:18 Speaker 1 But yeah, so that's my weekend, man. 29:20 Speaker 1 I'm a honey bee business. 29:23 Speaker 1 The other friend goes to jail for some stupidity. 29:25 Speaker 1 I got Patrick here, Firebrake Patrick, 29:28 Speaker 1 he's doing a lot of good things, 29:29 Speaker 1 especially Dayton the girl in Nashville 29:31 Speaker 1 with the black Angus farm. 29:33 Speaker 1 And he's cooking for Megan, and she has a slave now. 29:37 Speaker 1 And yeah, what would you do this weekend? 29:40 Speaker 1 I didn't have anything nearly as exciting as that. 29:42 Speaker 1 That sounded crazyness, but, 29:45 Speaker 1 No, I didn't do a whole lot. 29:46 Speaker 1 I ripped everything out of the bus. 29:47 Speaker 1 I was completely soaking wet when I got done doing it 29:50 Speaker 1 because the humidity is absolutely insane. 29:52 Speaker 1 Trying to think about what I did. 29:53 Speaker 1 Oh, Friday, I went to the lake or I went to the river 29:56 Speaker 1 and starting at 1230. 29:57 Speaker 1 My buddy, Jutton, woke me up. 29:58 Speaker 1 He's like, hey, I'm gonna go to the river much, sure. 30:01 Speaker 1 And I went to bed at like six o'clock that morning, 30:03 Speaker 1 woke up at 12. 30:04 Speaker 1 So I was kind of tired and hydrated. 30:06 Speaker 1 You know, you gotta do the same thing. 30:07 Speaker 1 Pick up beer, get subway, go on the river, 30:10 Speaker 1 pan for gold, didn't find no gold where I was at. 30:12 Speaker 1 We got to find a new location. 30:13 Speaker 1 And then we went to Lake hung out there for a while, probably seven hour, or we're out there 30:17 Speaker 1 seven hours total. 30:18 Speaker 1 Then we came back, went back to restaurant, came back home, drank, went to bed. 30:22 Speaker 1 And that was about it. 30:23 Speaker 1 Yeah. 30:24 Speaker 1 I don't know. 30:25 Speaker 1 A whole lot. 30:26 Speaker 1 You didn't catch any fish? 30:27 Speaker 1 I wasn't fishing. 30:28 Speaker 1 My buddy jumped in with fish and he threw two casts. 30:29 Speaker 1 He caught a fish. 30:30 Speaker 1 I was out there minding for gold for like an hour. 30:32 Speaker 1 He didn't find anything. 30:35 Speaker 1 No, I found some, I think I was pretty much just cleaning rocks off of that pain. 30:40 Speaker 1 I had some really clean sand by the end of it. 30:42 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 30:43 Speaker 1 So my butt is so I didn't know this was a thing. 30:45 Speaker 1 Have you ever been noodling? 30:47 Speaker 1 No, that shit scares me. 30:48 Speaker 1 Are they going to water and they stick their hand 30:50 Speaker 1 in a fucking random hole? 30:51 Speaker 1 And they're just like, 30:52 Speaker 1 it's not a snap and turtle that grabs it. 30:53 Speaker 1 They want it to be a catfish. 30:54 Speaker 1 Yes. 30:56 Speaker 1 So one of my buddies, 30:57 Speaker 1 I didn't know this was a thing. 30:59 Speaker 1 He sends me a video of him noodling at Lake Lanier, 31:04 Speaker 1 which, you know, Lake Lanier is probably the scariest part. 31:07 Speaker 1 It's scariest like to fucking noodle at. 31:08 Speaker 1 You don't pull out a dead body 31:10 Speaker 1 or a witch don't pull you in there. 31:11 Speaker 1 and do this catfish was at least, 31:15 Speaker 1 it was over three feet long. 31:17 Speaker 1 And it's head was about as big, 31:20 Speaker 1 it was bigger than my head. 31:21 Speaker 1 Oh, crazy big. 31:23 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 31:24 Speaker 1 And he has this picture where this massive catfish 31:27 Speaker 1 you can see down its throat, 31:29 Speaker 1 and he just noodle it out. 31:31 Speaker 1 And I'm going like, what, what? 31:33 Speaker 1 You can fucking, though, break your damn arm too. 31:35 Speaker 1 If you don't get a grip on them with the way they shake, 31:37 Speaker 1 you're supposed to like get their, 31:38 Speaker 1 your arm through their mouth and then come out the gill 31:40 Speaker 1 and just kind of like full nail some or something like that. 31:43 Speaker 1 Just pull them out that motherfucker. 31:45 Speaker 1 But no, that shit is fucking crazy. 31:47 Speaker 1 You know what we should do? 31:49 Speaker 1 I'm not putting my dick in a Newton's little hole. 31:51 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 31:53 Speaker 1 We should do that for the next damn, that's scary. 31:56 Speaker 1 That's like damn, that's dead. 31:58 Speaker 1 You know, we're gonna fucking die. 31:59 Speaker 1 No, I'd rather fuck with ghost and demons 32:02 Speaker 1 than a fucking catfish in a hole 32:05 Speaker 1 that's three foot under the water 32:06 Speaker 1 and you gotta swim in fucking two feet 32:08 Speaker 1 to grab that motherfucker and then fight it out. 32:10 Speaker 1 You wouldn't do it. 32:11 Speaker 1 You wouldn't do it. 32:12 Speaker 1 Huh? 32:13 Speaker 1 You wouldn't do it. 32:14 Speaker 1 It could be a fucking gator in there. 32:15 Speaker 1 No, it can't. 32:17 Speaker 1 There's no gators in Lake Lanier. 32:20 Speaker 1 You don't fucking know that lake. 32:21 Speaker 1 That lake is fucking haunted. 32:23 Speaker 1 It's cursed. 32:24 Speaker 1 I'm definitely not doing a Lanier. 32:26 Speaker 1 I'll be doing something sketchy on Lanier, 32:28 Speaker 1 but I'm not fucking diving in tunnels underneath Lanier. 32:32 Speaker 1 You don't dive in tunnels. 32:33 Speaker 1 You freaking stick your hand and holes on the beach. 32:36 Speaker 1 The one I've seen is you fucking dive under 32:39 Speaker 1 like three or four feet under the water 32:41 Speaker 1 and then you go into a tunnel 32:42 Speaker 1 and they got their pull on your feet out. 32:44 Speaker 1 And then sometimes they lose your feet 32:46 Speaker 1 and you're like, oh my God, where that motherfucker go. 32:48 Speaker 1 What a heat talkin' about. 32:50 Speaker 1 You never seen those videos? 32:51 Speaker 1 I don't know what you're saying. 32:53 Speaker 1 Explain what you just said and- 32:55 Speaker 1 So what you're thinking of is you're standing above water, right? 32:58 Speaker 1 You're like, chest height, you're jamming your arm up 33:00 Speaker 1 in a hole and you're pulling a catfish out. 33:02 Speaker 1 Yeah. 33:02 Speaker 1 That's like 2% of the time. 33:04 Speaker 1 But, during the time, 33:06 Speaker 1 you're diving down the edge of the bank, 33:08 Speaker 1 You're going four feet down and you've got to go in this massive crevice like you're 33:13 Speaker 1 cave diving underwater. 33:15 Speaker 1 Stick your arm in there. 33:16 Speaker 1 Hope to God at the catfish. 33:18 Speaker 1 Hope to God at the break your goddamn arm. 33:20 Speaker 1 And then you try to wrestle that motherfucker out and you hope someone realizes they need 33:24 Speaker 1 to pull your feet out for you drown or get yourself killed by this catfish. 33:27 Speaker 1 Well, I would just want you to pull your feet out because your four feet down and three 33:32 Speaker 1 foot in a tunnel. 33:34 Speaker 1 That's not true. 33:35 Speaker 1 That's not even the way it happens. 33:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's some crazy motherfuckers to do that. That's what like a lot of them is 33:43 Speaker 1 Okay, well that's not what I'm I'm just talking about sticking your hand in a hole man 33:46 Speaker 1 You won't do it. I'll say my hand in the hole. I've done that plenty of times, you know sometimes 33:50 Speaker 1 They don't feel good sometimes. It's okay sometimes the press charges sometimes. It's 33:59 Speaker 1 I would do that part yeah, yeah 34:01 Speaker 1 a month water and we got to swim down and go through a tunnel. Yeah, that's cool. 34:06 Speaker 1 I don't know if you come up with this stuff. Like every time I try to get you to do something, 34:10 Speaker 1 you come up with the most outlandish way to do it that nobody ever really does. Like maybe 1% of 34:15 Speaker 1 the time somebody swam down four feet, swim into a hole, stuck their hand into a subsequent hole, 34:21 Speaker 1 which doesn't even exist to pull out. And then there's what there's guys that have their feet 34:26 Speaker 1 roped and they pull you out. 34:28 Speaker 1 Like this is the most craziest way it's ever been done. 34:30 Speaker 1 And you act like it's an old. 34:32 Speaker 1 Well, the water line changes. 34:33 Speaker 1 You know that, like on a river bank or whatnot? 34:35 Speaker 1 And we can go up three feet, two feet. 34:37 Speaker 1 It could be real low. 34:38 Speaker 1 Cause like if you go to a lake when it's real low, 34:40 Speaker 1 you can see holes in the side of the bank 34:42 Speaker 1 where catfish hang out at, like that's their homes. 34:46 Speaker 1 You're talking about it changes based on rainfall. 34:48 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. 34:49 Speaker 1 Or dam, whatever the people at the lake wanna do, 34:52 Speaker 1 if they wanna lower the dam, 34:53 Speaker 1 if they wanna lower the lake, 34:54 Speaker 1 a little bunch of water out. But you can see the different height differences. So that's 34:58 Speaker 1 what I'm saying now. I don't want to be super fucking deep going and random holes and 35:02 Speaker 1 putting my body in there and waiting on fucking, you know, Filipinos to pull my legs. 35:10 Speaker 1 All right. Well, okay. I guess that's what we'll do then. I'll set it up. So you're going to come up 35:14 Speaker 1 here. You're going to grab the honey bees and we're going to go noodling. I was playing on doing 35:19 Speaker 1 like getting the bees on a Tuesday. They will do noodling after that. We got our cold brother. 35:26 Speaker 1 But those honeybees are urgent because if not, they're, they're gonna start coming in the house. 35:31 Speaker 1 I don't need them. 35:32 Speaker 1 Then yes, come get them now. 35:34 Speaker 1 Okay. 35:35 Speaker 1 Well, I got to work Monday at a church and I can't take my time away from God to get your honeybees. 35:39 Speaker 1 Okay. 35:40 Speaker 1 But the curse is going to go on to you. 35:41 Speaker 1 Okay. 35:42 Speaker 1 Tuesday, then Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. 35:44 Speaker 1 All right. 35:45 Speaker 1 Let's do it. 35:46 Speaker 1 You're on our heart radio. 35:47 Speaker 1 Podcast or spotify. 35:48 Speaker 1 Be sure to lose the five star review. 35:49 Speaker 1 And if I'll help side of give bit, it really does. 35:51 Speaker 1 And we see how doing it all the time. 35:53 Speaker 1 and we've been more so now that we are giving away PS5 at 1000 reviews on the daily 35:57 Speaker 1 dose of Spotify to send me a screenshot to Brandon Thrasher on Instagram or Facebook at the 36:03 Speaker 1 coolest too. 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We're trying to get 37:36 Speaker 1 this whole tour booked. Michael Germany is working in less hours on this. We are looking 37:40 Speaker 1 for sponsors for that tour. So if anybody wants to sponsor the tour in any way, shape 37:43 Speaker 1 or form, it really would help just because obviously, you know, Tucker's got to play 37:48 Speaker 1 enough shows to make money and that dude is going to be tired when we're done because 37:53 Speaker 1 we are putting in to work. 37:54 Speaker 1 But if you guys want to sponsor the tour like Brandon said, social media and the show, 37:59 Speaker 1 it would help tremendously. 38:01 Speaker 1 Any way we can. 38:02 Speaker 1 The second thing, hold on. 38:04 Speaker 1 I got it. 38:05 Speaker 1 I got it. 38:06 Speaker 1 Yes, a GTA 6. 38:08 Speaker 1 Dude, we've seen your guys as messages. 38:11 Speaker 1 I brought it up to Brandon today. 38:13 Speaker 1 We are going to debate this right here and right now because I need to know what Brandon 38:18 Speaker 1 things. So what do you think about the GTA thing and having more than one voicemail 38:22 Speaker 1 played or two voicemails or whatever? What are your thoughts on? 38:24 Speaker 1 Oh man, you know, it's suffering from success, man. We got a lot of people that want 38:28 Speaker 1 to be a part of this promotion going on because it's a very important thing. You know, 38:32 Speaker 1 the whole reason I started this for the main part was to help people out that, you know, 38:38 Speaker 1 support the show and that also to get new listeners for the show through a GTA promotion 38:43 Speaker 1 and also prove the Chuck that there are a lot of fucking people out there that want 38:46 Speaker 1 to play fucking GTA. 38:48 Speaker 1 Like, remember four months ago, he's like, 38:50 Speaker 1 no one plays GTA. 38:51 Speaker 1 There's not grown people playing it. 38:52 Speaker 1 We got a lot of people that want to play this shit. 38:54 Speaker 1 All right. 38:55 Speaker 1 We heard that you didn't. 38:57 Speaker 1 Some people, someone posted saying that they were tired 38:59 Speaker 1 of the GTA voice males. 39:01 Speaker 1 There was a good bit of comments on there 39:02 Speaker 1 that I've seen split, I think a little between, 39:06 Speaker 1 I like the GTA comments, you know, some were funny. 39:08 Speaker 1 It's the change of pace, some were, you know, 39:10 Speaker 1 not the greatest. 39:12 Speaker 1 Some people don't like it at all, 39:13 Speaker 1 some people fucking love it. 39:14 Speaker 1 So we're going to go and play three on this episode. 39:18 Speaker 1 But you let us know down below your comment 39:20 Speaker 1 and tell us whether you like it or not. 39:23 Speaker 1 We're going to be doing all the polls on Spotify now. 39:25 Speaker 1 When I say here, I mean Spotify. 39:27 Speaker 1 So that way we get your engagement. 39:29 Speaker 1 And that's where your vote's really going to count 39:31 Speaker 1 on things that we talk about and things that we bring up. 39:33 Speaker 1 Keep the Facebook going just for bitching and discussion 39:36 Speaker 1 and conversation-wise. 39:38 Speaker 1 But Spotify, if y'all can transition that over here, 39:41 Speaker 1 that'd be great. 39:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think I think we'll go to the votes. 39:43 Speaker 1 That'd be huge, especially because we're only an account 39:46 Speaker 1 to Spotify votes. 39:47 Speaker 1 So if you guys are commenting on this episode, 39:49 Speaker 1 you say, hey, look, man, there is too many. 39:51 Speaker 1 Due to, do one, whatever. 39:54 Speaker 1 We're gonna count those, or you might say, 39:56 Speaker 1 dude, I love them. 39:57 Speaker 1 Let's do an entire episode just of these things. 39:59 Speaker 1 And you guys can talk about them. 40:00 Speaker 1 It's funny or whatever. 40:01 Speaker 1 But I think that's a good idea. 40:02 Speaker 1 And that way the Spotify gets the engagement. 40:04 Speaker 1 We can see it and that's all we take in consideration. 40:07 Speaker 1 And crazy Mark doesn't get a vote. 40:09 Speaker 1 So that's it. 40:10 Speaker 1 Make sure we put that out there. 40:11 Speaker 1 get some crazy. All right, we're going to go to get to our first voicemail then for GTA. 40:17 Speaker 1 Like I said, if you want to get on this 404-8900, 0, 0, 0, 0, 5, leave us the voicemail of 40:23 Speaker 1 your best real life GTA moments. And then we're going to listen to three, maybe two, maybe 40:28 Speaker 1 one, maybe 10. I don't know, depending on which I'll vote down below a day Monday through 40:33 Speaker 1 Thursday. And then on Friday, we have the top three presented for the mad dog manning 40:37 Speaker 1 from their rural law firm. 40:39 Speaker 1 And he kind of goes through the legality of all of them 40:41 Speaker 1 and picks this top one and you win a copy of DTA. 40:44 Speaker 1 You got to be listening to win and then reach out to me 40:47 Speaker 1 on social media via brain and thrash on Instagram 40:49 Speaker 1 or Facebook for clues too. 40:51 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. 40:52 Speaker 1 Here's the first one. 41:02 Speaker 1 My name is Jamari Bush. 41:03 Speaker 1 My Instagram is understore, 41:04 Speaker 1 getting my stance on the score. 41:07 Speaker 1 And one GTA story in real life is when me and my friends 41:12 Speaker 1 So we were hanging outside after school and then armed shooter had walked up to us and they started letting off shots and somehow we were able to evade and run into a building and get to the roof and then come down the fire escape and then run home swear this is all real on my mom's life. Please give me GTA 6 I need it. 41:32 Speaker 1 So that was a quick one right there when I first heard it. I was like, damn this is like some real life shit like if this guy was a better shooter we wouldn't be 41:39 Speaker 1 heard from this guy who had been dead on the side of the street, but he was smart enough to 41:42 Speaker 1 run up a roof and down a fire escape. And the only reason I'm thinking this is viable, 41:47 Speaker 1 because he sounds like a young black feller and mom was to them mean everything. And he put it 41:51 Speaker 1 on his mom's life. So I think this is credible. I mean, obviously there's people that have been 41:56 Speaker 1 involved in school shooting to survive. Right. Um, I knew there was one in Florida. 42:02 Speaker 1 You know, one of my friends, his son was was at the school in Florida nearby. 42:07 Speaker 1 I'm a dear my bokev or ton or Miami. 42:10 Speaker 1 And there was a lot of them that died. 42:11 Speaker 1 And his son was in the school when it happened. 42:14 Speaker 1 He had friends that died in the actual shooting. 42:16 Speaker 1 So I mean, I think that's viable. 42:17 Speaker 1 I just don't think it's GTA 6. 42:21 Speaker 1 I don't think it's GTA stuff. 42:22 Speaker 1 I mean, they don't do school students in GTA, right? 42:25 Speaker 1 Oh, if it was possible, yeah, 42:26 Speaker 1 we'd probably definitely do them for sure. 42:28 Speaker 1 Oh, we grew up. 42:29 Speaker 1 We grew up with modern warfare 2, no Russian. 42:32 Speaker 1 Have you ever heard of that mission? 42:34 Speaker 1 No. 42:35 Speaker 1 All right, so you're you're working undercover with the Russians. 42:38 Speaker 1 You get off an elevator in the airport and you got MG 340s, I believe. 42:42 Speaker 1 And you just start raining down on fucking people in the airport. 42:46 Speaker 1 That's what changed a lot of us from kids to men back in the day. 42:49 Speaker 1 Like holy shit, we just assassinated everybody in this fucking airport, mass murder. 42:53 Speaker 1 We were all just mass murders in like 2009. 42:56 Speaker 1 But why? 42:57 Speaker 1 It was just part of the mission you were undercover with the Russians. 43:00 Speaker 1 But why were you shooting everybody? 43:02 Speaker 1 That was part of the mission. 43:05 Speaker 1 Okay. 43:06 Speaker 1 Well, you answered it. 43:09 Speaker 1 You just answered it's part of the mission. 43:11 Speaker 1 What does that even mean? 43:12 Speaker 1 The mission was just to kill everybody? 43:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:14 Speaker 1 You made your way through an airport. 43:16 Speaker 1 You had to do a, I think it was a, I think it was in, went in Russia. 43:20 Speaker 1 It actually might have been Ukraine. 43:22 Speaker 1 I can't remember where the mission was, but it was like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a 43:26 Speaker 1 KGB could launch a, a lot or maybe we were doing on Russia. 43:30 Speaker 1 I can't remember, but it was so the KGP could get involved. 43:33 Speaker 1 I remember that part. 43:34 Speaker 1 Okay, well, I just want to play that millions of people playing that same mission. Okay. Well, I don't think that his I you a hate great story sad scary 43:45 Speaker 1 Nod GTA. That's just my opinion. Okay. All right. Almost getting killed not good enough, but dragon 43:56 Speaker 1 My name is Blaze. I'm from Denver, Colorado. I was on Broadway Street in an alleyway 44:01 Speaker 1 loadin' in some speakers and DJ equipment, get up party on. 44:06 Speaker 1 And my dumb ass left my fucking car runnin' 44:09 Speaker 1 and my friends got out the car and I didn't fucking know. 44:12 Speaker 1 So I started walking back towards my car 44:14 Speaker 1 and I'm like, oh shit, I left it running. 44:16 Speaker 1 Dude, some homeless lady getting that bed started driving. 44:19 Speaker 1 I instinctively jump on top of my car. 44:23 Speaker 1 I have like bar racks to hold onto. 44:25 Speaker 1 And I fucking just grab it and I'm holding on to it 44:27 Speaker 1 and I'm holding on to it. 44:28 Speaker 1 I have a bus kind of at the time. 44:30 Speaker 1 I'm like fuck, I'm gonna talk, all right, she's going, 44:34 Speaker 1 so I feel her speed up. 44:36 Speaker 1 I reach over the front of the windshield 44:37 Speaker 1 and I just start fucking hitting my hand 44:39 Speaker 1 on the fucking glass for some reason. 44:41 Speaker 1 Just smacking that bitch smack, smacking, smacking. 44:44 Speaker 1 And then eventually she stops 44:47 Speaker 1 and she gets the fuck out of my fucking car. 44:49 Speaker 1 I get my car back and they're like, 44:50 Speaker 1 bro, you call me cops? 44:52 Speaker 1 I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna call the cops for? 44:54 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, I'm gonna dumbass 44:55 Speaker 1 and lift my car running and this fucking homeless bitch 44:57 Speaker 1 was trying to take it, but I got it back. 45:00 Speaker 1 I'm like, all right, well, we're gonna give you a ticket for a fucking legal parking. 45:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not gonna go to the cost. 45:04 Speaker 1 Anyway, like I'm a fucking car back. 45:06 Speaker 1 I looked absolutely insane, but I got my shit. 45:10 Speaker 1 Later. 45:11 Speaker 1 I like that one. 45:13 Speaker 1 He's just got off a gig, doing some kind of performer shit. 45:17 Speaker 1 DJ shit. 45:18 Speaker 1 He's loading up his car. 45:19 Speaker 1 He thought his home boys were in the car. 45:20 Speaker 1 They get out. 45:21 Speaker 1 Homeless lady's like, oh, hey, yeah, I'm gonna steal some shit. 45:24 Speaker 1 She probably thought in her head, this is a GTA shit. 45:27 Speaker 1 I'm gonna hop in and steal this car. 45:28 Speaker 1 over your hops on top right now the road banging on it. 45:32 Speaker 1 As whole time in his head is a, 45:33 Speaker 1 I can't call the cops, tell him this, 45:34 Speaker 1 thing I'm fucking crazy to arrest me. 45:36 Speaker 1 So he fucking gets his car back 45:38 Speaker 1 and just tells Lady to get the fuck out of there. 45:40 Speaker 1 That to me, feels very GTA. 45:42 Speaker 1 It's no cops involved whatsoever. 45:43 Speaker 1 You kind of did some vigilante work right there. 45:47 Speaker 1 I, yeah, I mean, stealing a car that's already running 45:51 Speaker 1 doesn't really, it seems like a crime of opportunity. 45:54 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 45:55 Speaker 1 So it's not like, I mean, it's not like she hotwire it. 45:57 Speaker 1 It's not actually Stole his keys. 45:59 Speaker 1 It's not actually Stole the car. 46:00 Speaker 1 Technically, it was just running. 46:01 Speaker 1 He's an idiot. 46:02 Speaker 1 Like he said, he left it running so she took it. 46:05 Speaker 1 But again, homeless people, I feel like, I don't know. 46:09 Speaker 1 The homeless people just don't get me excited 46:12 Speaker 1 on these GTA things. 46:13 Speaker 1 So I feel like because it's a homeless person, 46:15 Speaker 1 he loses a point, I say no. 46:17 Speaker 1 What is your ideal story you're looking for? 46:19 Speaker 1 Just so we understand. 46:20 Speaker 1 I don't know if you said like, 46:21 Speaker 1 constant for sex, guns, but like, 46:23 Speaker 1 I mean, a homeless person still in your car, 46:24 Speaker 1 you're jumping on top of it and stealing it back. 46:26 Speaker 1 I mean, to me, this feels very DTA-ish. 46:29 Speaker 1 So like my, you know, you know my GTA story. 46:34 Speaker 1 My GTA story, which I have never told on the show, by the way. 46:37 Speaker 1 Did you know that? 46:38 Speaker 1 I've never told that story on the show. 46:40 Speaker 1 Just me and you ride around to the truck. 46:42 Speaker 1 No, that's not it. 46:43 Speaker 1 When I was in Mexico, and I got my second belly button, 46:45 Speaker 1 that to me is like, you know, I'm in Mexico, 46:49 Speaker 1 I'm partying, I'm 19 years old, 46:52 Speaker 1 I'm at a bar in Rosarita, 46:53 Speaker 1 and I'm talking to this girl from Pevardine University 46:56 Speaker 1 And some dude walks up behind me and he tasks me on the shoulder. 46:58 Speaker 1 He says something Spanish. 46:59 Speaker 1 I looked at him. 47:00 Speaker 1 I like to dance to Spanish. 47:01 Speaker 1 So I'm talking to the girl again. 47:02 Speaker 1 I get tapped again. 47:04 Speaker 1 I looked at him and very stupidly I use hand signals and I go, I dance to be Spanish. 47:11 Speaker 1 He's right to his face. 47:13 Speaker 1 And then I turn around and the dude puts on brass knuckles and he smokes me in the back 47:18 Speaker 1 of my jaw. 47:19 Speaker 1 And when he did, I severed my jugular artery in my mouth with my teeth. 47:24 Speaker 1 And I didn't know it. 47:25 Speaker 1 I went to say something and blood squirts out of my mouth. 47:28 Speaker 1 Oh my, that's a problem, right? 47:29 Speaker 1 Cause it shot like three feet. 47:31 Speaker 1 It was out. 47:32 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh my God, so all of a sudden, 47:34 Speaker 1 all hell breaks loose in the bar. 47:36 Speaker 1 Everybody's fighting. 47:37 Speaker 1 Everybody's punching each other. 47:38 Speaker 1 My buddies are fighting all these Mexican dudes. 47:41 Speaker 1 It's going down. 47:41 Speaker 1 Federalities break in. 47:43 Speaker 1 The police are coming in, blowing their whistles, 47:45 Speaker 1 just throwing people around. 47:46 Speaker 1 I'm trying to run, but I'm bleeding so bad. 47:49 Speaker 1 Blood's just squirting everywhere. 47:50 Speaker 1 I'm completely covered in blood. 47:52 Speaker 1 I lose my shoe. 47:52 Speaker 1 My buddy, Tweak, who's with me, 47:54 Speaker 1 He's trying to put my shoe back on. 47:56 Speaker 1 I looked down at him. 47:57 Speaker 1 He's completely covered in blood. 47:59 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, you're bleeding really bad. 48:00 Speaker 1 He said, it's not mine. 48:02 Speaker 1 Because my blood squirt none of my mouth. 48:03 Speaker 1 And it's him in the face. 48:04 Speaker 1 And he's trying to put my shoe back on. 48:06 Speaker 1 So we're running from the cops. 48:07 Speaker 1 Cops finally catch us. 48:09 Speaker 1 They take us to the station. 48:10 Speaker 1 I'm bleeding so bad that I can't even talk. 48:13 Speaker 1 It looks like a horror movie. 48:15 Speaker 1 But I was just coming out at that point. 48:17 Speaker 1 We're sitting in the federal rally station. 48:18 Speaker 1 We're not handcuffed. 48:19 Speaker 1 And tweaks like, if you stay here, we're going to die. 48:22 Speaker 1 We got a breakout here. 48:24 Speaker 1 And so the cops just had us in the waiting room. 48:27 Speaker 1 We just got up, ran out. 48:28 Speaker 1 We run down the street. 48:29 Speaker 1 We find a pay phone. 48:30 Speaker 1 We're trying to call 911. 48:31 Speaker 1 It's not working. 48:33 Speaker 1 Finally, somehow, tweak figures out how to get a hold of a Mexican hospital 48:37 Speaker 1 ambulance thing, whatever. 48:39 Speaker 1 They show up. 48:40 Speaker 1 They put me in the back of the ambulance. 48:41 Speaker 1 They're trying to get me to San Diego, which is 40 miles away. 48:45 Speaker 1 As we're going to San Diego, I'm laying there, dude, I'm bleeding bad. 48:49 Speaker 1 They're sucking the blood out of my mouth because they think I have some type 48:52 Speaker 1 of internal injury, which in fact it was the jugular that had been severed. 48:56 Speaker 1 So my buddy Travis, he was, he was, he did like, he wasn't a pair, right? 48:59 Speaker 1 He was pair rescue with the Air Force. He was, he was a medic. 49:02 Speaker 1 He sees this and he goes, oh my God, he pushes the medic to the side. 49:05 Speaker 1 He starts jamming gauze into my mouth trying to stop the bleeding. 49:08 Speaker 1 We get to San Diego. As soon as we cross the border, they hand me off to an American ambulance. 49:14 Speaker 1 I'm laying there and there's a female medic. She takes a pair of scissors, 49:17 Speaker 1 one swipe all my clothes fall off of me. The last coherent thought I had was 49:22 Speaker 1 That was awesome. Right? 49:24 Speaker 1 Just let me get hard. 49:26 Speaker 1 Next thing I wake up, I'm in a coma. I wake up on a respirator with a tube down my throat. My 49:32 Speaker 1 stomach's killing me. My mom's in the room. She was in Florida when this happened. So I'm like, 49:36 Speaker 1 okay, I've been out for a long time. They're telling me what happened. They're trying to get me back 49:40 Speaker 1 to normal. My stomach had been cut open because they did a, a, a, a camera that the surgery, 49:46 Speaker 1 it's called to go and look for internal bleeding. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, dude, 49:49 Speaker 1 Dude, this is bad. 49:50 Speaker 1 Well, the nurse, I had a, what's it called 49:53 Speaker 1 when they stick it up your wee wee. 49:55 Speaker 1 Catheter, catheter. 49:57 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, I got a pee. 49:58 Speaker 1 Inside, inside, hand job. 50:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, the nurse is calling. 50:01 Speaker 1 Dude, so I'm not gonna pee, I got a pee, I got a pee. 50:03 Speaker 1 And the nurse is like, no, it's just normal. 50:05 Speaker 1 We're gonna take the catheter out, 50:06 Speaker 1 you're gonna feel like you gotta pee. 50:07 Speaker 1 So for like an hour, I'm over there, 50:09 Speaker 1 I'm like, I gotta pee, I gotta pee, 50:10 Speaker 1 and she's like, Chuck, you don't gotta pee. 50:11 Speaker 1 But I'll take you to the bathroom. 50:12 Speaker 1 So she'd take me to the bathroom, 50:13 Speaker 1 and she's holding me up, and I'm trying to pee. 50:15 Speaker 1 I can't pee. 50:16 Speaker 1 So after like an hour, you know, I'm trying to pee 50:17 Speaker 1 and she's like holding it for me. 50:19 Speaker 1 Cause dude, I was like, oh, yeah. 50:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, so you're trying for me. 50:22 Speaker 1 Let's go. 50:23 Speaker 1 Please hold it for me. 50:24 Speaker 1 Dude, I ended up, I ended up dating that nurse. 50:27 Speaker 1 Bye. 50:28 Speaker 1 And then she got married. 50:29 Speaker 1 She stabbed you and you got divorced. 50:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that wasn't her. 50:33 Speaker 1 But that to me, like that's a GTA story. 50:36 Speaker 1 Like I had to be more blood transfusions. 50:38 Speaker 1 Like I almost died. 50:40 Speaker 1 And it was awesome. 50:41 Speaker 1 I mean, that's the crazy story. 50:42 Speaker 1 I remember your parents had to come up from Tampa 50:44 Speaker 1 everything and they're like, oh, it's gonna die. Yeah. Uh, but to me, that just sounds like Mexico. 50:49 Speaker 1 I mean, it just sounds like you were being racist to the wrong guy at a bar and he just beat you up. 50:54 Speaker 1 Just that. I was being, I was being very, I was being ignorant. This is what I was and I was 51:00 Speaker 1 drinking too much. Obviously. Yeah. Well, I saw him say, I think it's a great fucking story. I mean, 51:05 Speaker 1 besides the fact you almost died, but I think it was a good story. I personally, I don't think that's 51:09 Speaker 1 GTA. Like I said, I think it's a Mexico and you just was mouthing off to a Mexican guy in Mexico 51:15 Speaker 1 and he just rashed knuckle dress, you know, from behind and it's like, then it ensued. 51:20 Speaker 1 Because like my death August is cousin, you got the same way. He got sucker punched from the back 51:25 Speaker 1 and like shattered his jaw. He had rashed knuckles or something on his gloves that was on there. 51:30 Speaker 1 But I didn't think that was GTA because you're also Mexico. Now that was like LA maybe, 51:35 Speaker 1 maybe you're like running through the cops. What happened, hook or kneel? 51:39 Speaker 1 uh his son got into something and then uh he tried to pull him off and then he got punched in the nose and then 51:45 Speaker 1 out of guards pulled him out and he was nose all fucked and everything no no no he's son yeah no 51:51 Speaker 1 no no he don't want to be hooker and he'll say no he's no nose kneel 51:57 Speaker 1 uh all right we'll see we'll see the next we take on my fancy we got one more now i will say this is a 52:03 Speaker 1 uh a uh European guy that had to email his in kind of like Ryan which uh we're gonna get 52:10 Speaker 1 Ryan on the show. Hopefully this week I told him, hold on now, because Chuck's out of town and everything. 52:14 Speaker 1 This is first week. There's actually back. So, all right, here we go. Last one. 52:24 Speaker 1 I live in the UK where there is a street called Sympanidic Street and there's a little convenient shot there. 52:34 Speaker 1 It's already a free kiosk place, but 52:36 Speaker 1 But there is one example where the place got robbed and one dude was sitting by the side 52:46 Speaker 1 pissing, just some homeless retard. 52:50 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden, as I'm going to walk in, I see some dude coming out with a money bag, 53:00 Speaker 1 with a fucking instead of a dollar sign, it had a pound sign on. But he's walking out in this 53:08 Speaker 1 Robert Ass outfit with fucking black and white stripes like he's from jail, walking out with a cash 53:15 Speaker 1 register and he's actually got money on him. I later found out from a friend. He had money on him. 53:21 Speaker 1 He robbed the entire place and when I went in, I got told to get out. I got screamed at. 53:27 Speaker 1 the entire area is the most freakish place ever and I've just seen 53:34 Speaker 1 Fort I've seen and witnessed 14 robberies and they've been dirty in total. I 53:41 Speaker 1 have to go there on my daily commute normally but on top of that the area and 53:49 Speaker 1 city it is in is Norwich I'm sort of telling a multitude here. 53:54 Speaker 1 Anybody get arrested? The entirety of Norfolk or at Norwich is and has I think the highest 54:06 Speaker 1 capital of strip clubs and adult toy shops in any it compared to any city in the UK it has the 54:16 Speaker 1 highest per capita. There have been several times where I've walked past where people are 54:25 Speaker 1 fucking collared walking through like fucking sexual deviants. It is the most mentally schizophrenic 54:34 Speaker 1 area I know of and honestly the perfect example. I don't really expect to win but honestly it's 54:40 Speaker 1 fucking funniest shit. Thought I should share it. Thank you very much. 54:44 Speaker 1 Mike, you might fucking win because you found sound like Tom Holland and that's exactly 54:48 Speaker 1 what I thought about Europe is just it's a fucking shit hole wherever the hell you go. 54:52 Speaker 1 Just getting stabbed. You got sex on the street. It's literally like downtown Atlanta, 54:56 Speaker 1 but the entirety of the country, at least this one block. So I can definitely understand them. 55:00 Speaker 1 All these robberies and this poor guy's got a walk by it every day because Europe, 55:04 Speaker 1 they don't believe in cars. There can be some bikes and shit. 55:06 Speaker 1 It's funny. 55:07 Speaker 1 You know what's funny? 55:10 Speaker 1 You know where Norwich is at? 55:12 Speaker 1 Is that where you're? 55:14 Speaker 1 That's where I used to live in Burris and Edmonds, which is... 55:17 Speaker 1 I saw you make a face on it like you knew where it was. 55:19 Speaker 1 I don't know where the fuck that is. 55:20 Speaker 1 Because what's funny is that there is a huge American population out of all of England. 55:27 Speaker 1 That is probably one of the largest American populations live in Norwich. 55:33 Speaker 1 So when he's talking about like, the adults, I just strip close. 55:38 Speaker 1 It's because of us. 55:41 Speaker 1 And that's so funny. 55:42 Speaker 1 Because I mean, it's all like military guys. 55:44 Speaker 1 And you know, I don't know if you've ever been to a true military city like Fort Bragg 55:49 Speaker 1 is in Fayetteville, North Carolina, which they call Fayette-Nom. 55:53 Speaker 1 Right? 55:54 Speaker 1 It is a terrible, terrible city. 55:56 Speaker 1 But they call it Fayette-Nom because of all the military members and the family members, 56:01 Speaker 1 strip clubs and bars and it's rough, right? 56:04 Speaker 1 Norwich is the same way, but it's because of all the huge American population. 56:09 Speaker 1 There's probably 30,000 service members. 56:12 Speaker 1 So over there. 56:13 Speaker 1 Is this American territory talking about like part of the base or is this just like businesses 56:17 Speaker 1 around that just want to cater to the Americans? 56:20 Speaker 1 That's it. 56:21 Speaker 1 It's like the base is, you know, 15, 20 minutes away, but Norwich is a larger city that's 56:27 Speaker 1 close and they're trying to cater to the Americans. 56:29 Speaker 1 So they care to the Americans, but then you got all these bad people coming in. 56:32 Speaker 1 Cause there's not servicemen and they're just stealing fucking cash registers with a 56:35 Speaker 1 pound sign on their bag like a goddamn lunitude character. 56:39 Speaker 1 No, they just I think that they're not used to that type of life. 56:45 Speaker 1 And when you introduce, like it's like we, it's like when we introduced alcohol to 56:48 Speaker 1 the Indians, right? 56:50 Speaker 1 Like look how that played out. 56:51 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 56:52 Speaker 1 Exactly. 56:53 Speaker 1 So I think in England, Norwich specifically, you know, you have military there and 56:58 Speaker 1 and they said, oh, we're gonna introduce strip clubs 57:00 Speaker 1 and adult sex toy shops and a lot more liquor. 57:04 Speaker 1 So, and then this is what happens. 57:06 Speaker 1 It's kinda like Vegas. 57:08 Speaker 1 You see the bright light she has head towards it. 57:09 Speaker 1 You're like, oh my God, I can make a life there. 57:11 Speaker 1 And they're like, this is a shit hole, this is terrible. 57:13 Speaker 1 So, but do we think the, 57:17 Speaker 1 I mean, it's gotta be the American government 57:18 Speaker 1 or paying like something to these businesses, 57:21 Speaker 1 but hey, we're gonna pay you to help keep this thing running. 57:24 Speaker 1 You guys run it, we're gonna pay you. 57:25 Speaker 1 Or is it just the fact that they're just like, 57:27 Speaker 1 We're gonna have whatever the fuck laws we want 57:29 Speaker 1 on the hottest women and we're gonna make a shit 57:30 Speaker 1 ton of these servicemen. 57:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's it. 57:33 Speaker 1 I mean, the guys are over there. 57:34 Speaker 1 I mean, I was, yeah, I mean, it's wild. 57:37 Speaker 1 I mean, especially over there in Europe. 57:39 Speaker 1 Do you think the American government is part of it saying, 57:41 Speaker 1 hey, we want our servicemen to be taken care of. 57:43 Speaker 1 We want to make sure there are fucking, you know, 57:46 Speaker 1 prostitution fights right here close or sex sites close. 57:49 Speaker 1 Or is it just the fact that they know 57:50 Speaker 1 that Americans are coming, they live there 57:52 Speaker 1 that these business transition from, I don't know, 57:54 Speaker 1 fucking bagel shop to sell in, you know, sex toys. 57:57 Speaker 1 So I can't say it the way you're going to say it. 58:01 Speaker 1 So you're going to be able to respond the way 58:04 Speaker 1 the response happened. 58:05 Speaker 1 But I can tell you right now, 58:07 Speaker 1 American government has nothing to do with it. 58:08 Speaker 1 Because when we were with the government, 58:11 Speaker 1 the Air Marshal Service, and we were traveling everywhere, 58:14 Speaker 1 like, like, prostitution's legal all over the world. 58:18 Speaker 1 I mean, Frankfurt, Germany, where I was just at, 58:20 Speaker 1 they have one of the greatest brothels in the world. 58:23 Speaker 1 I didn't go. 58:24 Speaker 1 I mean, I've heard stories, but it's amazing. 58:27 Speaker 1 The higher you go, there's six levels of a building, 58:30 Speaker 1 a brothel, every floor. 58:32 Speaker 1 Once that's floor. 58:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:34 Speaker 1 You go up. 58:34 Speaker 1 They get more expensive, they get more beautiful. 58:35 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 58:36 Speaker 1 So my buddies, the thing that was always their jam was 58:40 Speaker 1 they'd hit the first floor and then go straight to the sixth. 58:44 Speaker 1 And it was like mind changing or like. 58:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 58:46 Speaker 1 But it was back in 2009 or 2008 when the Secret Service 58:52 Speaker 1 was in Columbia and they went to a brothel and they all got women and they did their thing 58:57 Speaker 1 and then they all refused to pay. And all hell broke loose international incident, 59:02 Speaker 1 these Secret Service members get arrested. It's this big deal. So we're sitting here and 59:06 Speaker 1 this is where you come into play with your reaction to this. We're sitting there and I 59:11 Speaker 1 was my whole squad with the Air Marshal Service and they bring us in and they go, 59:15 Speaker 1 here's the deal. Raise your hand if you have an international mission this week. Of course, 59:21 Speaker 1 all of us do. We all raise our hands. They're like, keep your hands up if you're going 59:26 Speaker 1 to Europe. It's like half of our hands are still up. And my buddy, who you're going 59:31 Speaker 1 to be in the story, is got his hand up next to me, and he's single. And they said, 59:37 Speaker 1 due to the actions of the Secret Service in Columbia last week, all brothels will be off limits 59:45 Speaker 1 for any missions for the foreseeable future. And my buddy immediately yells out, 59:50 Speaker 1 Oh, fuck! 59:52 Speaker 1 I told you, Jared, not a fucking report back to baseball. We're at the brothel, damn it. 59:59 Speaker 1 I told you we should be back at the hotel when we told them where we were. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's it. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 You fucking are. That's exactly what happened. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 I've never left so far as fuck. 1:00:13 Speaker 1 Because I'm sitting here like I'm married. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 I'm married and freaking as soon as they said I'm looking at his face, right? And then like, you know, I'm looking at him 1:00:24 Speaker 1 He was going to Amsterdam 1:00:28 Speaker 1 And do it as soon as they said hey all brothels will be off limits if 1:00:32 Speaker 1 Interviewer caught in or around a brothel on any mission you will be terminated and you will lose your security clearance and 1:00:40 Speaker 1 You know the foreseeable future a dude when he lost 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Anyway, it's good. I send this guy out. He's like, I'm not going. I'll switch with anybody send me to freaking Beijing this 1:00:56 Speaker 1 Oh, man, that's funny. That's crazy because they don't discourage you against having regular sex. It's not brothels 1:01:01 Speaker 1 Well, they just did they didn't like the fact that the secret service didn't pay you like look like well 1:01:07 Speaker 1 That they're probably fucking honeypot and I'm over there. Well, because we'll do it's legal. I mean you can't like I mean I get it like Amsterdam 1:01:13 Speaker 1 you know, T or a man is legal and they're like, look, you can't, you can't do that. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 I understand that. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 But when it comes to sexual intercourse, it's kind of hard for the government to be like, 1:01:24 Speaker 1 oh, you're in Amsterdam where it's legal for you to pay for it, but you're not allowed 1:01:29 Speaker 1 to. 1:01:30 Speaker 1 Like, wait, you can't, you can't, that doesn't make any sense. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 But yet I'm allowed to go out and find some dude and have, you know, gay sex or something. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 You know, I mean, I'm just saying like the government, the government doesn't try to get involved, especially when you're, you know, with, when you're at the government, with your clearance. 1:01:48 Speaker 1 You know what American dollars going towards a fucking foreign business? 1:01:51 Speaker 1 What they don't want to deal with that. Like they don't want to get involved in your sex life. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 That was the biggest things. Like look, we're not the sex, please. You know, but when the frickin secret service did that, they had, they turned into it. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 And my buddy that reacted the exact way you just reacted to. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Oh, fuck! 1:02:05 Speaker 1 That was the best. 1:02:09 Speaker 1 that's a hilarious man. So yeah, if you're looking to get into the US military, keep 1:02:15 Speaker 1 your brothels on the rap and don't go to the same one of everyone else is going. So that 1:02:18 Speaker 1 way you keep your shit undercover. If you get blown, man, like literally blowing out. Just 1:02:25 Speaker 1 fucking you'll pick somewhere else with the, I don't know, Nigeria, I guess, but I appreciate 1:02:30 Speaker 1 the GTA 4's. Let's get episode. We appreciate it. Like I said, let us now down below 1:02:36 Speaker 1 any criticism, good or bad of the show you have or anything you want to vote on, you 1:02:42 Speaker 1 got a boat down below here on the spot of fire so that way it helps us out. Chuck, you 1:02:47 Speaker 1 ain't anything that of that. No man, I'm going to get back to my party and see how many 1:02:49 Speaker 1 people are still here. All right, sounds good. Chuck has definitely been to the sixth floor. 1:02:54 Speaker 1 We'll see you tomorrow.