I Robbed The Stripper EP-353 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-24
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Disclaimers, Ads, and Mustache Debates Before. Speaker 2 We get started. A quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, pool officers or anyone else. 0:28 Speaker 1 I'm trying to keep it clean reputation. 0:31 If something offends you. 0:33 Speaker 3 That sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Now buckle up and enjoy the show dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for immediate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or Female Thrasher. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have Friday, it's a good day to be alive. 1:03 I'm wearing my suit, but I'm not painting. I was murdering Wasps. But if you need someone to wear this and they show up, it's going to be the pink painters to paint all your stuff. Commercial painting and wall covering. With 35 years of business experience, they know what they're doing. It's a Hatfield company. And when I say everything, I mean everything except for your car and your house. 1:19 They're going to get it done for you. Office buildings, retail spaces, medical, industrial, give them a call. And I told you I'm going to give somebody 5 dollars if you call them and go with the with the pink painters. 943-257-7031 My name is Brandon Thrasher. The day the Doe show like I said I just got got done murdering 23 Wasps and over there is Chuck Charles Iron Fist who is back to work for the first time in over 2 weeks. 1:41 How you doing bud? 1:43 Nah. Well, it does suck you had to bring it up that way. No, you could do. Is the $5 thing it? I'm guessing it's going to be the money you guys all owe me because Spain won the World Cup and you all bet me a dollar. So you owe me a dollar. Mark owes me a dollar. Tara owes me a dollar. 1:58 Did Manny get in on that? 1:59 I don't know, I think it was Nate, but I I'll take a, I'll take a, I'll take a dollar off what you know, my expenses have been, I'll be like, all right, my bus expenses shut. 2:09 Up. Don't you know what? You're the one who I'm not, OK? We're not supposed to get into this right now. This is something that we weren't even talk about, but I just want to shut it down because you're the one that wanted them, OK? I was. I'm not the one who made you take them. So don't say anything about I'll take it off. What? You owe me for expenses. 2:25 I don't owe you nothing, OK? 2:27 So stop, I didn't say what you owe me. I'll just put it towards the cause, which was the bus which benefits both of us. 2:32 I knew you wouldn't pay your debt. I knew it. That's fine. No, I'm doing good, man. It's been, it's been a, you know, back to work. I I shaved my beard and I just rocked the mustache now. And Megan's all like, yeah, she gets bad. She hates it, but it kind of looks like you. 2:47 What it what did she like that that fuzz on her, on her snatch, just. 2:50 Like she, she likes me with a beard. She likes the the whole beard thing. I mean, I don't mind it, but it's just too, I'm it's too great, dude. 2:59 Yeah, I, I, I don't, you know, I, I let my face hair grow out and obviously I can't grow like a full beard, just patchy. But regardless, I, I prefer like a clean shaven look with a mustache. It almost reminds me of like the the early Braves because they used to have that rule. You couldn't have any. I think you could have may. I didn't think you could have a mustache. It was like clean shave completely. 3:16 And they look good. They look sharp out there instead of a bunch of craziness going on like Savannah bananas. 3:20 I I think the mustaches are have been making a comeback for a few years now. You see a lot more in professional sports, not football, I mean. Well, AJAJ Brown rocked one too, before he went crazy, didn't he? Antonio Brown, That's who I meant. Yeah, that guy. 3:36 Yeah, he rocked one before he went crazy. A lot of baseball players rock him. A lot of hockey players. I I mean, I'm, you know, I'm getting, I'm getting ready to get back into the coaching my kids. And you know, I I got to get this where it needs to because I'm going to rock a great mustache for the entire season. 3:51 To do the Charlie Chaplin and, you know, with the curls at the end. And then if the season goes terrible, you got to do the Hitler stash. Paint it black. 3:57 I'm not doing that ever. I I'm not doing that. 4:01 Hitler, Disney, Rockefeller: Unmet Names I did. I did read an interesting article the other day. Did you know Hitler's nephew after World War 2? Was it after? No, it was during World War Two. He enlisted in the US military and fought against the Germans. Did you know that? 4:16 Oh really? No, I did not. 4:18 Yeah, I mean, he changed his name, but yeah, they all did, like all of his relatives change it, which is odd because I've never met. There's two last names that I've never met anybody with in my entire life. And they are, well, I OK, three that are arguably the three most popular, biggest, well known names in the world and I've never met any of them. 4:40 Do you know what they are, Smith? No, Shut up. I'm talking like, no, I'm saying like, like, like world renowned names, that everybody knows this name, but you've never met anybody with that last name. Mark Hale. OK, We just said one. 4:56 We just. We just said one. Hitler. Yes. I've never met a Hitler. I've never met a Hitler in my life. Like I. 5:02 Don't think they, they don't let you name your kids Hitler anymore. And that that kind of, you know, on his family's part. Like, man, you're going to just throw your uncle to the side like that? Like, are you kidding me? You're not even going to carry on his name. That's fucking pathetic. Like if my, if my family member did something really fucking stupid, I'm not changing my fucking name. I'll be like, yeah, that was my fucking uncle. 5:18 And I'm not doing that, but I'm going to do something different. 5:21 It could have been your dad that changed your name. You might have been Brandon Hitler. Oh. 5:25 That'd been awesome. 5:28 That's one. So Hitler. You, you nobody knows a Hitler. I, I, I promise you, nobody knows a Hitler. And the second one is Disney. I've never met a Disney in my life. 5:37 Oh, like Walt? 5:38 Yeah, I mean Walt Disney. And then, poof, it disappeared. Have you ever met a Disney? 5:44 No, I have not, but now that I'm thinking about it, have you ever met a Walmart? 5:48 That's not a last name. 5:49 I think that's the Walmart. I think that's their last name, no? 5:52 It's not. You're so stupid. No. What do you think? Kmart's. His last name? This other guy's last name? 6:01 No, no, no, no. He he just had to get something that was close to Walmart. He had a shitty name like Johnson. 6:08 There's no way. Somebody's last name was Walmart. OK, that's funny. That's funny. You said that. All right. No, The last one I was going to say is Rockefeller. I've never met a Rockefeller. 6:23 Yeah, we're not in those groups, bud. To beat Hitlers and Rockefellers and Disney's we're we're we're way down on the list to meet them. 6:29 I'm just saying, I thought about that the other day and it was just blowing my mind how I've never met any of those three, you know? So if anybody knows any, let us know. But I don't think you do. I think you're lying. 6:38 Yeah, we can find a descendant of Hitler, Disney and Rockefeller. Let's just have them on and just have them to bait. You know, that'd be awesome. That'd be crazy because Rockefeller fucked our country, Hitler fucked Europe up for the most part. And Disney, he was on Hitler's side, so I don't I don't know where you put him at. 6:55 He just destroyed Orlando. That's yeah. He's like, no Jews allowed. No Jews. That was my that was my favorite part. When we take these vacations overseas and we go, hey, have you ever been to the States? And they go, oh, yes, we've been to the States. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, where'd you go? Let me guess. 7:10 Orlando. And they're like, oh, yeah, how would you know? And I'm like anywhere else. And they're like, Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm like, let me guess in New York City. And they're like, yeah, how did you know? Because that's where they always go. Anybody that visits America, they know America is Disney or, I'm sorry, New York and Orlando. 7:27 You start telling the Edgewood Ave. is a hot spot in Atlanta. You got to go at 2:00 in the morning. 7:32 I think, I think it was a Cleveland Ave. that my cousin took me to to find prostitutes when I was Carter's age, just to show them to me because I thought they look like Pretty Woman Julia Roberts and he took me there to see them. It was Cleveland Ave. I remember going down there like midnight in Georgia, yeah. 7:48 Why were you down here in Georgia at nine years old? 7:50 Because he he went to Valdosta State and then when he joined the, the Marshall service, he got, he got assigned to Atlanta. Atlanta was his first duty station with the US Marshals. 7:59 And your parents just sent you along with him at nine years older than your parents come down. 8:03 They were, they were down here. They were down here with us. And then he was, it was like midnight. And he goes, hey, you want to, you want to do a ride along with me? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, you want to go look for prostitutes? And I was like, yeah. 8:14 Was he trying to fuck him or were you trying to sting him? 8:16 No, he was just trying to he was showing me because I was obsessed with Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, so he wanted to like I had a it was it was it was an unsafe, it was an unhealthy relationship with that that movie. OK, Like I was watching it a lot, OK. 8:32 And he wanted to show me that women of the night don't look like her, you know, like they don't look like that at all. 8:39 I think it. 8:40 Did change me. 8:41 Yeah, the good ones are right at dusk, you know, you got to. That's where the good ones are right before the sun goes down. That's where you find one. Because if not, they turn into like Fiona from Shrek and she turns into an ogre. 8:51 Yeah, you got to. 8:52 Catch them before the sun goes down. They're the good ones. But before you move on though, Disney, I did see someone reported that Disney had like a shit ton less immigrants this year going to Disney and they're trying to say that was a bad thing. I'm like, that's fucking great. We don't have a bunch of immigrants coming in just to go to Disney. 9:08 Thank God. 9:10 I mean, shocker, right? I mean, Florida's kind of a conservative state. I'm pretty sure that the Florida, you know, powers that be would be OK with ice just setting up right outside the gate and checking IDs. So I mean. 9:25 Did Ron DeSantis officially get Disney World to not be its own city, its own? Because it used to be its own thing and they didn't pay taxes or anything like that. And it was, they had their own government and their own police and everything. It's very fucking weird how they got that set up. But I know DeSantis is like, yeah, we're done with that shit. 9:41 So I don't know if he changed it or not. 9:43 I know, I know that he did change it to a point where they're getting taxed and but I mean, dude, Disney can afford it. I mean, let's, let's not kid, let's not. Nobody feels bad for Disney, OK? You're making enough money. I think you're going to be OK. 9:55 Cop City Arrests and NFL Ticket Traps I will say, Speaking of ICE and arrests, pretty big things happening here in Atlanta. Did you see the news today? Which one? They arrested the the illegal immigrants that were working on the future police headquarters here in Atlanta like one of the. 10:12 Oh, Copland or whatever Cop city. 10:15 They arrested all these illegal immigrants. I just walked in and started to arrest like it showed. And then the news story. My favorite part is the bobcat is like sitting like on the hill still running and then the dudes and. 10:29 How fucking retarded can you be? Like, that was just a trap right there, but we're offering good pay. Come work on this. And they all get out there like you fucking idiots. We're the cops. Of course we're going to rest your ass. See, that's that's my, that's my thing with the illegal immigration. The ones that are getting caught, we don't want them here because they're retarded. 10:44 They don't know how to avoid police to begin with. They just think it's fucking Disneyland everywhere. It's like, no, if you're smart, you avoid them, you hide until you get your citizenship and you're good to go. 10:52 Wasn't it? Wasn't it the, I want to say it was the Philadelphia Eagles, or anyway, it was an NFL franchise that all these like these, all these wanted people were on a list and the FBI. 11:06 You won free tickets or. 11:07 Whatnot to the Super Bowl. It's like you, hey, you won free tickets to the Super Bowl and we're having a Super Bowl party and you're going to get all this fan gear. You're getting a meet and greet with the players, all the stuff. Here's your ticket. Make sure you bring it and they arrest. I think it was. There was like 1000 people that were in this big, like, conference room, and all of a sudden the cops walked in like, congratulations, you're under arrest. 11:25 And they all got arrested, but they all showed up. Like, heck yeah. And they're on the news. It's so stupid. Like, I think that's how the immigration thing is working now. You got to be smart enough to avoid and evade. 11:36 Yeah, for these people also that were like that was like the most wanted or they couldn't find them or anything. For you to be that stupid to get a random e-mail and be like, oh, you won Philly tickets or whatnot, come meet the players like. 11:46 It was a letter. It was back when they gave letters. 11:48 Or letters like, do you remember ever submitting to do this? Do you ever remember? Or I'm sure a lot of them weren't even Philly fans. They're like, what the fuck? I guess I'll go though like how stupid are you? All right? This is clearly a scam. 11:59 It's funny though, that made it work. 12:01 It did. It did so well. 12:04 Lamine Yamal, Gold Diggers, and Steve McNair Cool. So I wanted to bring up something. I guess we can do this in daily dose of dumb news. We'll go ahead and do that. We're getting Duke Daily Dosa dumb. 12:12 News. That's your daily. 12:16 Dos 12:36 Specifically have a news article tied to this but Lamine Yamal, the guy you know 19 year old the place for Spain and everything there's it's coming out now that his girlfriend right his current girlfriend they just started dating 3 weeks ago. She broke up with her long time boyfriend of five years and they got with Laminia Lamalle and he's hanging out with her and he's doing this and whatnot and they're showing videos of him on the field after winning the World Cup. 13:02 She's standing the next to him. Well, far. He's got his sunglasses on. He cannot you know, he ain't paying no attention to that hoe. He's like, I know you a fucking hoe. I just stole you from your man of five years. I had you for three weeks. I'm about to throw you the curb after this World Cup because I'm going to get unlimited pussy wherever I go. You know, so it's actually quite crazy. 13:19 But I I think, you know, I think she kind of deserves it. Like how you going to be that big of a hoe when, you know, when you tell this guy like, hey, yeah, I was with a committed relationship for five years, but I broke up with him for you. He's like, OK, all right, I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna bang you for three weeks and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna drop you off. And I was going to ask you if there's anybody you would do that for, break up your relationship until, you know, for just like 3 weeks. 13:40 And now I know it's Julia Roberts and whatever the movie, you just. 13:43 That was back in the day, man. Not. Not anymore. 13:45 He's waked out all the Julia Roberts sperm I. 13:47 Had the other that's I'm empty did wait. So how old did you say Lamine Yamal is I? 13:53 Think he's 19? 13:54 OK, all right. He's 19 years old. It doesn't matter who this girl is. She has no chance of him being in a committed relationship with her for very long. Right? 14:04 100% yeah, I know. 14:05 It's one thing to be 19 and try to be in a committed relationship. Now be 19 and have €300 million in your bank account. This dude isn't staying with her very long. I don't think she expects it. I think these girls that are in her situation, even the ones that date these huge NFL superstars or whatever, they know what they're getting into. 14:23 I mean, there's not one of them that are going into it going, oh, you know, he's going to totally settle down with me and we're going to have family and he's never going to stray. Now they know, they know it's all about the money. They're going to live that life until he does leave. But hopefully by them, they, they, I think in their mind, they believe I can trap him to a certain extent where I'll get a huge payday. 14:43 Meaning she probably just wants to get pregnant by him, right? That's the, that's the golden ticket right there. And maybe Mary, if you can get married with no prenup, which I don't know if they do prenups in Spain. I don't have them overseas. 14:58 I think mainly those people, they put everything in like their mom's name and whatnot, or that's the only woman you can trust, you know, is your mom. So you put that, you give it all to your mom. So you're married, you get divorced, you don't have any money, your mom owns everything. So there's nothing you can give up in the divorce. A lot of lot of NFL players will do that or a lot of sports players will do that instead of a prenup because like if their bitch is bitching about a prenup or whatnot. 15:21 But all right, fine, I do love you a whole lot. And then they secretly transfer it all to their mom before they get married. And then five years later, you know, they want to get a divorce. The chick does to reclaim the money and there's fucking nothing there. It's pretty crazy. And when they go to try to get child support, there's not a lot of money there either. You're getting like $200 a month because the guy's technically poor. 15:39 Yeah, and then they get Steve McNair. What was that? What happened there? Steve McNair, the quarterback for the Titans. Remember the He was with that chick and he wanted to leave her and she blew his head off in his. 15:48 Sleep. Oh damn, no, I don't remember that one. 15:51 He she so Steve McNair, you know, he was, I think he, he went to a Super Bowl for sure. I don't. 15:57 Think Titans. Oh fuck, I must have been, I must have been like -20. 16:02 He was with, he was the quarterback with Jeff Fisher. Jeff Fisher was the coach. Remember the the Music City Miracle? And then they lost to the the Rams in the Super Bowl. I believe that's how it all went down. I mean, again, it's been a minute. But anyway, Steve McNair was a great quarterback. 16:19 He was married, wanted to leave his wife, but he was like, it's too messy. So he's dating this young girl. She's, I mean, you know, I say young. She's in her early 20s, and he's having an affair and he's doing his thing and he's, you know, having fun with her. Well, you know, he's an athlete and he's got a lot of money. 16:36 So after, you know, like you said, six months, he's over here like, yeah. OK, I'm bored with this, right? So he goes to her place and he's like, hey, I want to break up, I don't want to be with you anymore. She loses her mind and she's like just stay, just stay, blah blah blah. She convinces him to hang out. 16:52 He takes a nap on the couch, at which point she puts a gun to the side of his head, shoots him in the head, and then she puts a gun in her mouth and kills herself. And that's why you don't do these things. So, Lamine? Well, whatever you're doing, be careful, brother. 17:08 Be careful. And then that it's also a catch 22 with letting your girl have a gun. You know, I want you to protect yourself, but I don't think you really know how to use it. And you're going to overreact and freak out and kill somebody if you never would have gave her a gun or kept the safe lock and didn't tell her about it. Yeah. How's your position? Does Megan have a gun or you're like, no, you definitely don't need a fucking gun. 17:26 Just let him take you and we'll pay the ransom. 17:28 No, we, we. Megan has a gun. She has a concealed weapon permit, so she's actually got her carry. 17:34 Which we don't need any more. Thank. Thank you, Kim. 17:36 I know, but yeah, she's got, no, she's got her gun. She knows how to use a gun. She she shot many guns we have. She knows where all the guns are AT and how to access them. And yeah, I mean, I'm only my my biggest fear is like with her sleep, like with her sleepwalking situation. Like I'm, I'm not, I'm not kidding. 17:52 OK. I know this is not, I know, I know we're laughing. It's not really funny but it it's it's so I am concerned that she is going to be sleepwalking one night and grab the gun and just blow me away in my sleep and her not know that she even did it. 18:07 Yeah, well, or she's sleepwalking. A demon gets her control over and it turns into The Conjuring house where she murders her whole family. 18:13 That's something, that's something I'm afraid of. I mean, I'm telling you, I, I mean, dude, it's, it's a real fear in my life that she's going to do something really scary. I might have to start chaining her to the bed at night. I don't know is that even I? I don't even know how to tell people. 18:29 She just walked by and gave me dirty look. I I think that's the only way to protect the family is just chain her to the bed. 18:34 Yeah, that's like the Eminem and Rihanna song. I'm retired to the bed and set this fucking house on fire. 18:38 I'm not going to set the house on fire, but I'm going to chain her to the bed, probably naked, I don't know, just to see what happens. 18:45 That's a good way to do it, I would say. But real quick, the last few things on the Laminia Mall thing in this chick, mainly it's the chick thing. I mean, he don't give a fuck. He's not going to get her pregnant. He's probably got like a vasectomy right now. He's going to reverse it after he's after he's, you know, good to go. 18:59 He signed his $300 million deal and was at the doctor's office the next day. Like yo doc, I need a no. 19:04 Sperm coming out of here. 19:06 But I'm going to need a reversal one day when I'm, I don't know, 42 and I need the right one, you know? 19:10 Yeah, I mean, that would make the most sense. But for her, her dating life is fucking ruined. She's going to be like, why do I always get the bad guys? Because now people are going to know who she is when they break up. And Oh yeah, you were the chick that dated a guy for five years and then left him three weeks before the Lamine won the the World Cup. 19:28 And she's going to be like, yeah, does that make you feel weird? But no, of course not. I know you love me. But he's going to bang her a few times and leave her. And that's going to that cycle's going to repeat because now she's known as a pro ho. 19:37 Wait, so she started dating Lamine 3 weeks before he won the World Cup? 19:41 Yeah, she brought her with a boyfriend. 19:43 And he brought her on the field. 19:45 19:46 Idiot 19. God, I love 19. You know, he was, he's a 19 billionaire now with all the sponsorships and all the things he's going to get right. I mean, this dude is going to be arguably his if he keeps doing what he's doing, he could be their next Messier Ronaldo, just because he's so young and he's good and you're going to let this girl who you've known for three weeks, Like you said, it should have been his mom, right? 20:11 I mean at 19 you should have your parents out there, not next to this. Tramp you know well. 20:17 That's what people were saying because they were noticing like she, he's like just looking around and she's like trying to touch him and look at him. He's just like looking around and he just walks off and he goes to talk to other people and everything. It's pretty fucking funny. It's just like that's what you get for being a gold digging bitch. 20:28 Yeah, well, there's a lot of them out there and they know who they are. 20:31 Yeah, so ruined your life there girl and he ain't giving you no fucking money. You know, sell that Hermes bag and that AP and you'll be good to go. 20:38 Listener Engagement and Generational Gaps You know you get a fucking at least a million out of that, probably 500,000. But all right, well, if you listen to us, you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, be sure to leave the five star review and a follow. It helps out a good bit. It really does. And we see y'all doing it all the time. Even more so now that we're getting a PS five to one person out of the when we hit 1000 reviews on the daily dose show on Spotify. 20:57 So go leave the five star review. Shoot me a screenshot on Instagram, Brandon Thrasher or Facebook, the clues too and we'll get you on the list. We also got the Patreon down below. 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Chuck, you got anything to add to that? 21:41 So me and Brandon have have done the math here and you know, we're well over half a million streams and which is crazy to me that we have over half a million streams and we don't have 1000 of these reviews. It's like, I mean, don't get me wrong. Have I ever reviewed, have I ever read a podcast? 21:57 Have I ever went to anybody's website that has a podcast that I like? 22:04 It's really hard to get people on the Internet to do stuff, even if it's free. Oh my God, it's so fucking hard to get them to click buttons and do stuff and go over there. Because half the time these people are listening and they're like, they're driving to work or something, or it's early in the morning. They're like leave a five star when I get to work or when I get home and then they forget because they get their job and like, Oh my God, there's so many fires I got to fucking put out over here. 22:22 It's a fucking nightmare. But we're still going to keep it going, you know? 22:26 Yeah, we just got to keep preaching though. We'll get there eventually, but all? 22:29 Right, we'll go on getting Duke. What the Chuck. What the Chuck? You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 22:45 Good. What the Chuck DJ and vision. OK, so I I I know the age difference between me and Brandon is large. OK, but it's funny because the age difference between me and Brandon is almost the same age difference between Brandon and my kids. 23:03 So it's like Brandon's this like ping pong ball. 23:06 All right, so you're hold on, you're 45, right? 23:09 I'm 47. 23:10 47 Oh damn and your wife's how old? 23:13 39. 23:15 OK, so she you're 8 years older than her. She's 39. I'm 27. So I'm 12 years younger than her. And then I'm fourteen older. He's 10, but Savannah's 13, right? So I'm 14. So I'm 17 years older than the youngest. 23:30 So you're right there, right there, like in that sweet spot where I can, I can say things like this, I can talk to you about things like this and you can try to get me closer to explanations for my kids because I gave up. So I have 5 things, 5 phrases that I use that blow my kids minds. 23:50 And they've asked me, you know, daddy, what does that mean? And I don't know how to explain it. And I don't even know why I say them. I don't even know why anybody says them because they're so stupid. But as Americans, we have just come up with our own phrases that don't make any sense. 24:05 Unpacking Common Phrases and Their Origins So the one that set this all off was one that I used yesterday and I said, it's the straw that broke the camel's back, right? All three of my kids do just heads just exploded. What what, what does that mean? 24:22 I said it's the straw that broke the camel's back. And they said, what does that mean? What, what, what, Why did the straw? Why did the straw do that? And I was like, I don't know because. 24:31 They had a lot of straw in there already. 24:32 I don't know. You don't know? No, I don't know how to explain it. Why don't we say it? What does it even mean? 24:39 Oh, it, it just means you've got a lot you, you, you're carrying a lot on your shoulders or you're carrying like a team or something, or you're pretty much the only one that's been ever doing anything and they're just loading more straw and hay on top of your back. And we're just, you're just trying to get this camel to transport and do as much as they can. 24:55 And then you put that one final straw and you just kind of pushed it too far. You just ask too much out of one person and they just snapped. Broke the camel's back. 25:04 See, I think I was I was explaining like getting like keeping it together and then one like they kept the kids are always hitting each other. Now they're they're in this big like hitting each other face. And I finally told Carter, I said, look, if one of your sisters hits you 3 times, you can hit him back in the arm, right? 25:21 So now he just counts, dude. He's just like, Oh yeah. And he waits for that third one. He got a. 25:26 Picks counter over there. 25:27 Speaker 4 He's like whale. 25:29 Right. And then they're like, oh, Carter hit me and then Savannah's like, you're going to go to jail and no girl's going to want to date you because you're an abusive boy and all this stuff. So anyway, I said, look, I said what you guys are doing. I I said, if you guys do it one more time, that's going to be the straw that broke the camel's back one more time. And they were like, what? 25:45 So that that's how you use it. 25:47 I think that's more of a a poke and the bear situation. 25:51 All right, well, that's even worse. Well, at least I can explain poke and the bear. I can't explain straw. The growth camel's back. So I don't question, so I don't I, I made. So you're saying that that saying came from physical straw being loaded on a camel and there was one piece that went in, it broke his back? 26:08 Well, yeah, you're asking too much out of somebody that's doing all the work. Or it's just you're at like, the camel was just like, I can't fucking handle this anymore anymore. I'm done, You know, I'm dying. Fuck this. It's essentially like, if I don't know, Sydney's bitching at Savannah all day. She just nagging at her, nagging at her, nagging at her doing this, doing that, doing that all day. 26:24 And they're like the last thing, you know, maybe she's like eating dinner or something and Sydney, like, throws something and she just fucking goes insane. That'd be like the straw that broke Channel's back. 26:33 That's see, I used it, I use it properly. It just it's hard to explain that to kids. Next one, you're on Cloud 9. 26:40 Oh, you, you did a lot of drugs. You just feel very you. 26:43 Just what is Cloud 9? What is? Why? Why is this Cloud 9 important? 26:48 That was, I think that's, I don't know exactly where the term comes from, but I think it has something to do with the G6 because that was very popular back in the day. G6 airplane. So you're up in the sky, you're living life. You're, you know, you're up there at 6 now you're at 9. I mean, you're even further, you're even higher up there. 27:04 You're just, you're high. What it's trying, what it's trying to say is you're really fucking high, but not necessarily like on drugs. You could be just elated and be like, I feel so great right now. I'm on Cloud 9. 27:15 See, I think you're just making stuff up. I don't, I don't know if you're getting any of these right. Are. 27:22 You looking it up? 27:23 Yeah, so the Cloud 9, Cloud 9 origin came from an ultimate state of bliss for euphoria. While the exact origins debated, the most common theory traces it back to 1896, which is the International Cloud Atlas, where meteorologists category categorized the towering sky high cumulonimbus as the 9th cloud type. 27:47 OK, so 1896 is where it came from. Now I know, but it's even harder to explain. 27:52 But we didn't even really, we didn't really start using it till that song like AG 6 came out in like 2003 or 4. 27:59 Who sang? Who sang that? 28:01 Let me look it up. I can't remember exactly who sung it. It's like like AG6 Far East Movement in the Cataracts 26. But yeah, that that's that's when it really got more popularized again. 28:15 Next one. And I'm, I'm guilty of this all the time. I could care less. 28:22 Oh, oh, that was the phrase. 28:24 Yeah, and and it doesn't, it doesn't make any sense at all. 28:26 I could care less, meaning I care, or it's the actual phrase is I couldn't care less. 28:32 Yes, but but but we as American Saki care less. 28:35 No, I'll say I couldn't care less. I don't know why you say that I couldn't care. I don't even put the eye. I couldn't care less. You know, if he says I could care less, that means I really don't want to talk to you about it. But I do love you so I could care even less and just tell you to fuck right off. You know? Like I'm going to listen to what you say, but like I could care less. 28:53 I'm just struggling trying to understand what you're saying. But I do love you so I'm going to listen. I couldn't care less is I don't give a fuck what you just said. 29:01 OK, So what is awesome is now that we're doing this, I've I've realized I need to look up the origin as you're talking to see how close you get. And you didn't come close. So the phrase I could care less is an American variant of the older British expression. So technically you're speaking British. 29:17 Technically you're siding with the Brits here. While I Couldn't Care Less arose in Britain in the early 20th century, the shortened Could Care Less variant appeared in the United States in 1966. What do they know that? But that is they're. 29:32 Just making shit up. Is that the AI Is that the AI summary? They they don't fucking know. It's it's it's couldn't care less. I could not care less. But if you say I could care less, it's more of like AI could not be fucking talk having this conversation with you at all. 29:47 I say it a lot. 29:48 I said all right, all right, next one bite I yeah, but you got to bite the bullet. 29:54 Bite the bullet. I think that's AI think that originated from the military when they had to do surgery or something on somebody and they gave them a bullet to bite down on so they didn't crush their fucking teeth. And it's just like, dude, you got to fucking suck it up and just deal with it like you fucked up. You got to handle it. That's it. 30:11 Dude, you're absolutely 1000% correct on that. Yeah, the phrase comes from the 18th and 19th century, when soldiers undergoing emergency battlefield surgeries were given a lead bullet to bite down on during during the agony before anaesthesia was wildly available. Widely available. That's crazy that you got that right. 30:28 Yeah, it. Feels better than like, bite the wooden spoon. You're like, what? You know, bite the bullet. Just get to get a power through it. Bite the wooden spoon. They just don't roll out the tongue like bite the bullet. 30:38 All right, last one, I'm going to give it up cold Turkey. 30:44 I mean, I know what it means. Like you're just going to stop instantly. What I think maybe it means is 'cause I know turkeys take forever to fucking cook. So I'm thinking maybe you just got a cold Turkey and like, I'm not cooking this thing, I'm giving up. We're just going to eat cold fucking Turkey. Just quit right on the spot. 31:00 Yeah, I mean you, you got the right meaning. So this is really weird for the origin. I don't know if this is Yeah. The expression first appeared in print in the early 20th century, with recorded uses in 1910, meaning something done abruptly in a 1920 newspaper where she came. 31:20 Out the Turkey's in the fridge, it's cold. I'm not going to eat it anymore. It was this black guy. 31:29 It said talk cold Turkey, see, to mean speaking directly or bluntly. By 1921, the term became firmly cemented in the mainstream vocabulary when a British Columbia newspaper used cold Turkey treatment to describe the sudden unassisted withdrawal process forced upon drug addicts. 31:45 See, it doesn't really explain why they use cold Turkey because. So anyway, I mean, I, I'm trying to, I'm trying not to use these phrases anymore. It's confusing my children and I don't have proper answers for them, so I'm not using these anymore. These five have been cut out, but the cold Turkey one's really stupid because it has no origin. 32:04 Have you ever used the term he couldn't couldn't. He wouldn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground. You ever use that one? 32:14 I don't think I've ever used it, but I've heard it. 32:16 Start using that one. Don't understand that or he ain't even got a pot to piss in. 32:22 Yeah, but that's a real thing that was you didn't. 32:24 Have pit spots back then. 32:25 Yeah, so that's actually real. Just like, you know, we talked about the graveyard shift, the dead ringer. There's a lot of them that actually have a meaning. These five, I couldn't really find a meaning. Like, you know, I I I was like, I don't really like those ones. I can explain these five. I can't. Now bite the bullet. I can. I didn't even know you were right about that. 32:41 So good job you checked one off the list but the other 4 still stupid. 32:46 Camel's Back Origin and Gravity Debate I got. I got the first one, didn't I? What was the first one? 32:48 No, you said it was what you said it was some magic camel that was walking across the desert. 32:52 And you didn't give an explanation on that. No, it's the, it's the fact that a camel, you put, you load it up too much. You just can't handle it. You're like, let me just keep piling shit on this one person, this camel, making him do all the work. And then you put too much because you want too much out of them and the motherfucker dies. 33:08 OK, Well, I don't think that's right, but we're looking up the origin right now. The phrase the straw that broke the camel's back originates from an old Arabic proverb. It's not looking good for me right now. About loading. Oh God, loading the camel Too much about loading a camel beyond its physical capacity. 33:26 It describes how cataclysmic failure is ultimately caused by a seemingly inconsequential final addition, meaning a single straw to an already overwhelming accumulated burden. Exactly. I don't even that's so stupid. 33:43 Hey, raps, like what? Hey, Rab was like, you know, this is this is the one straw that's going to break his back, Mohammed. And he's like, no, no, darling, he will not. The one straw should be put on would be fine. Like I don't think you're right, Mohammed. And all of a sudden they put it on, the chemo died. 33:58 So sorry, you were right. You were right. 34:02 Only $2.00. For the Camel, $2.00. 34:05 But I mean, everything's got its breaking point, you know, so you just keep loading it on and you, you could load, you know, whatever you wanted to. You could put like, I don't know, have a chain going across and you put 100,000 lbs on it, but it takes 100,000 and, you know, .02 lbs for it actually break. And you put a feather on that shit. 34:20 Still going to break it. No, it won't. Yeah, it will if you're right. 34:26 Not a Not a feather. 34:28 I think you could, yeah. 34:30 Away, dude. 34:31 Yeah, feathers way stuff. Feathers way. 34:35 I don't think that's right. Hey, so if you dropped a bowling ball that weighs 5 lbs off the top of the Empire State Building, and you dropped a bundle of feathers that weigh 5 lbs off the Empire State Building, which one hit the ground first? 34:46 Are we in a vacuum or no? No real life bowling ball. Because it's less aerodynamic. Feathers will float. If you're in a vacuum, it'll drop at the same time. 34:58 They're both 5 lbs. 35:01 Yeah, but they they one's lighter then it it's you got more air resistance on a feather. Are you talking about like A1 long 5 LB feather? 35:08 No, I'm just going to take a bunch of feathers and mesh them into a bowling ball. 35:12 Shape maybe then you know that might work. It could because I know in a vacuum shit it'll fall at the same time. 35:21 But what are you talking about? A vacuum? What what vacuum are you in? Like a Dyson. 35:26 No, no, no, a vacuum of space where there's no air, like if you have a vacuum where there's no air, cause the thing to determine is what people fall is That's why when you're skydiving, you could like go to a, a needle point and you cut through the air quicker or you can fan out 'cause you. 35:38 Got air resistance, you're talking about those those things they use on Mythbusters where they take all the air out of a chamber so they can actually study fall rates and all that that. 35:48 'D be a vacuum, yes. 35:50 I like a Dyson or something that I'm over. I'm like, who's in a vacuum check. 35:53 Someone there kind of put his fucking bowling ball in a vacuum. How did it do this? I don't understand man. It don't make no sense. Like the feathers went up easy, but this bowling ball, it's a fucking pain in the ass. 36:02 Brandon, I have been vacuuming this bowling ball for two hours. I have not got it in the vacuum yet. How? How do you do it? Tell me your secret, Chuck. 36:11 'S just jamming it in there and he's going on a plane back to Frankfurt. I got to throw this out the fucking plane real quick. All right, I got to I got to see what the fuck happens. 36:17 Guest Mad Dog Joins, Bar Exam Stress So, well, that was good. I like that. And we haven't, we haven't had a regular what to Chuck in over 2 weeks, but it felt like months really. 36:24 Did I know? I know. We're back. We're back, dude. We're like it next week. It's all going to be I'm going to put, I'm going to work really, really hard to this weekend to put some really good ones together to get Brandon back where he needs to be. I promise. 36:36 I know my, my, I haven't had to do trivia in a long time. Or think about stuff, you know, with you. I need something. Need something baby. All right, we're we're about to get in here with the Mad Dog. Like I said we've got we've got a lot to go over with these GTA voicemails. Like I said, if you want to leave us a voicemail 404-890-0005 with your best real life GTA moment and hopes to win a copy of GTA 6 before it comes out so you're just ready to go play the game as soon as it drops. 37:04 We're going to have the Mad Dog on to go through these, but we got last week's, so we got to pick the top three from and we're going to have a winner from that. And then we got this week's top three. We're going to pick a winner from that and we'll let the Mad Dog choose. So we're going to go ahead and get into this right now and we're going to bring them all up. 37:19 The Mad Dog, Manny Aurora from the Aurora. Oh, gentleman, how you doing down there? Mad Dog, are you delayed? Are you good? What's going on down there? 37:30 Speaker 5 That looks really weird. 37:31 Can you hear us? You're you're live. 37:33 You're live, you're live. 37:35 Can you? 37:39 Hello, I can't hear you guys. 37:42 Alright, well, there's something going on with you. Check your check your settings dude. 37:46 His his his video is so clear though. That's like really good video. 37:50 I can't hear you guys at all. 37:52 Yeah, well, fix that. Fix, fix it. Fix it. Did you get it? I think you got a new setup or something going on down there now. I I know. We we Yeah. We we can hear you. 38:07 Yeah, yeah. Try to. Let me see here. Let me see if I can change your. 38:11 Head I don't have a headset yet but I'm working on it. I got to get it but I cannot hear you 2. Do I need to log off and try again? 38:18 38:19 Yes, yes, try that. Yes, try that all. 38:22 Is that sign language? 38:23 Yes, try again. 38:24 I think I'm doing. I love you. 38:27 He said he got a new mic though, or he said he didn't have a headset yet, but he he said I don't have a headset yet. But that makes me think that he he got a mic. Did it sound different though? Maybe he hadn't changed his settings? I. 38:37 Just know that his video was much clearer. 38:40 It was. It looked really good, like he's got a real camera now. 38:42 Yeah, I think he, I think he's, he's messing with his setup. 38:45 Well, we wait for the Mad Dog to come back and figure it out. You're probably figuring out that this is later time and Chuck was all stressed out man with the chili situation and everything. 38:55 Why is that? What do you mean stressed out? I wasn't stressed out. I was just like, do it yourself, you piece of shit. All right, I'm eating. 39:00 Chili's with the front I'm like we're back in America with real food Chili's all right let's see if we can hear us down here Mad Dog before I bring you on, give us a thumbs up if you can hear us all right look at that all right bring it on the stage. Mad Dog Manny Aurora from the Aurora law firm with some technical difficulties, but we are here how you doing I'm. 39:15 Doing OK. I don't know why my iPad camera is doing this. 39:19 That's what it is, yeah. We were wondering what you were on 'cause it's not look, doesn't look like your normal camera. So you're just on the iPad setup right now? 39:26 Yeah, 'cause I'm at home, I left the office and I'm sure I've done some kind of setting that does whatever, but oh, that's the front ultra wide camera. So let's go to the regular camera look. 39:40 At that. That's the Mad Dog we always see the view of. I like it. Good job. Well, how's things been at the office before we hop into this GTA? Because we've got a lot of GTA voicemails to go over because we're two weeks behind. So we're going to listen to three, pick a winner and then another 3. So we got to kind of get to get through these quick. But how's office work been up there at the Aurora law firm? 39:58 It's been a little hectic. We're down to four lawyers so I've had to pick up a lot of slack. But getting old. 40:05 Well, that's what you got Big B, right? She's supposed to pass the bar and be your next top dog. 40:10 Yeah, probably won't see her until the beginning of September though. She's taking the bar exam next week. I asked her to join tonight but she's stressed out. Bar exams on Tuesday and then she's going to Europe for a couple weeks to quote. Relax. 40:24 Oh, before the bar? Is she going to forget everything? 40:26 The bar is next week. It's after the bar. 40:29 Oh, OK. 40:30 So, so just out of curiosity, I mean, I'm not saying she's going to do this, but let's say she fails, right? How much is that vacation going to suck? And like, do you fire her at that point because she failed or how does that work? 40:43 Only make Keeper is like a paralegal or something and she could take the exam again in February. Can't do anything without a license, so that's a problem. 40:53 Her one job is media relations. She just has to come on here every day for like 30 minutes and just talk to us ass dumb shit Like but big BAE, if you were having sex on the beach, would you want me on top or the bottom? Because you might get sand up in there. You know, from our last week's conversation. 41:07 And you know, and you know, every day we would say because you failed the bar, you're on here with us. That's awesome. 41:14 Welcome to the club baby. 41:16 Oh man, well we're glad to have you on here, Mad Dog. Like I said, we got 6 voicemails. We're going to do the first 3. Go ahead and listen to them and like I said, we're going to break it down like we normally do, pick a winner and then we're going to move on to the next one, the next set. So here we go with the the first set of voicemails. 41:32 Let me find it here. Here we go, first one. 41:37 So my name is Reese. I saw that. I saw one of your videos. It said leave a voicemail of your craziest in real life or GTA moment. Well, about a month and a half ago, I was drinking at my friend's house, you know, normal teenage things and some people I don't thought we'd get there. 42:02 So I confront bro, he ain't trying to fight. They leave, they're outside, they go outside, whatever the fuck, they're talking shit. I'll walk out there. One of them marks in says somebody's out there talking shit about you. 42:20 I confront a whole group of people. The person who I thought wanted problems did not want problems. And then the person who I didn't know wanted problems, wanted problems. So yeah, into a fight with him. Rocked his shit. 42:36 I ain't gonna lie. Him and his bitch got beat up. 42:40 You can hear us. You're laughing. 42:41 And so later on throughout that night, after the whole altercation, me and my friend, we decided to go get some Waffle House 3 in the morning, right? Not thinking none of it by the Bing by the bone. We leave, we see that there's a car following us from the neighborhood that we left out of my mind. 43:01 I'm like, damn, they're probably they're probably going to do some weird shit, you know, because they've been stalking us. And, and so we get up on the mountain. You know, it's a Huntsville, AL crossing social Ashburn and a car pulls up next to us. 43:19 My homie slows down thinking they're trying to race. I see a Glock 18 and the flashlight going 1,000,000 miles an hour. Get down they. 43:31 They hit our car with about. 43:33 25 shots and didn't hit a single time. Motherfuckers 2 live storm troopers. If you would like I can send you the photos as well. Just so you know, this really did happen. Yep, saw you on Instagram giving you my little story. 43:50 Hoping to get that. 43:51 Free copy of GTA. 43:52 Six, you know, not too many grandmas. 43:55 Out here trying to. 43:56 Give it up. 44:00 Oh, that was a good one. So essentially this guy's out. He's at his apartment, he's hanging out. There's some people outside that want to fight him. The guy outside that he goes to fight realizes that that guy must be pussy or something. He don't want to fight him. He's just talking shit. Apparently he's out there with his bitch because he said this other guy and his girl got beat up, and you can hear this guy's girlfriend on the phone laughing. 44:18 Like, yeah, I beat that bitch's ass. So then they lead, go to the Waffle House, his buddies on the Interstate, they slow down next to a car hoping they're wanting to race. Then they lower the window and they got a Glock 18 with a switch and extended mag or a drum or something. Probably extended mag since it was 25 rounds, didn't hit shit, and they just laughed it off and just continued to go home. 44:39 And he wants GTA from us because he can't get it from a grandma. You know, he's trying to bang, bang a grandma. I like it, Chuck. Anything to add? No, just no. 44:49 I just. I think I would hate, I would hate to have to defend this guy that's. 44:52 The stuff I didn't understand, what language he was speaking, it's like so Southern. It's just one of those things. 44:58 Well, that's why. You're relating. Why go outside to fight? I mean, what is the big deal? You don't know this person and I heard he might have been disrespecting me. So we get in a fight. I mean, no. Could you be any more country than that? 45:10 Huntsville, AL. Huntsville. 45:11 Alabama, you're just lucky you couldn't hit anything, otherwise you'd have a double or triple homicide on your hands. Maybe they were just shooting up the car. So clearly they hit the car. I'd like to see the police report much more so than the photos 'cause that sounds like it would have done a lot of damage. 45:24 That's when it was ice head I I. 45:26 I don't think there there was a police report. I think this guy is telling this for the first time. I mean, it's Huntsville. It's it's a very rough place. You know, it's like Clayco almost, which we'll hear like in the second set, but I think space. 45:36 Area, man, it's supposed to be all good with the engineers. That's where the whole Oppenheimer thing, you know, was cranking through. But. 45:42 Yeah, well, the outside of crazy. 45:44 You use my car up 25 times. You got to have to make an insurance claim. I mean, you got to do something right and you got to get a police report for your insurance claim. Hey, where are all these holes in your car and all the windows knocked out? 45:55 So so who if this guy like the guy that got shot up is he had any liability here? Like he went out beat up another dude that didn't even want problems with them and his girlfriend beat up another bitch. Then they leave and they're driving and then they get their car shot up and they don't report it because they still want to go to Waffle House and they probably had drugs and guns in the car and what not as well. 46:14 But I mean, is this still on the table? 46:18 Yeah, if somebody shot at me, I'd certainly reported the police, but I can't imagine if you're going to the wall for us nearby. Somebody didn't hear 25 shots go off and a car came off. Did you ever been? 46:27 In the car. 46:28 Driveable after that? Did they shoot the tires? Was it just the windows were bashed out? Did they hit the engine? 46:33 It was probably on lookout. It was probably on Lookout Mountain. They don't report nothing. 46:36 About that Huntsville, AL, I don't know if you know it, but there's ain't shit out there on those back streets and gunfire is completely normal out there. So I don't think everyone was like, ah, yeah, someone got shot up on that road. We ain't calling though. 46:50 That's fine, I guess. You just keep driving your car with the busted windows and come on up and say, Hui, dodge that one, Betty Lou and move along. I mean, there's got to be a Waffle House somewhere nearby that's got cameras everywhere. 47:02 Yeah but should should should people be calling in and telling their name and their city they live in and the exact St. that happened if this hasn't even been a Kate Like the cops don't even fucking know. 47:14 Well, that's how most people get caught in my line of work, because they want to brag about it or talk shit about it because I did this. It's not like the 70s and 80s where you kept your mouth shut, you committed your crimes, people that needed to know knew, and you didn't advertise it. 47:27 But well, real quick, Manny, before we forget. 47:29 Because we. Do we do have a legal question because, and this is kind of in that situation, if Brandon was in the car behind this incident, so this incident goes down in front of Brandon. He watches a car, a guy pull out a gun and fire 25 rounds. 47:45 Does he have a duty to report that to police or can he just drive away like he didn't see anything? 47:51 Drive away like he didn't see anything. 47:52 Told you I. 47:53 Told you baby, you don't have to report shit. 47:56 You don't have to report somebody that might have lost their life in front of you. Nope, exactly. See what you're telling me. If I see somebody get shot on the street, I can just roll. 48:07 Away. Absolutely. 48:10 Yep. 48:11 We argued about this forever the other day. I'm like, no, you don't have to stop an. 48:14 Issue you want to call the cops and help out that's on you. But you can just say sucks to be you, see you and. 48:21 I thought there was like some like, you know? 48:23 Got to be a. 48:24 Person law or something? 48:25 He was trying to say that was the Good Samaritan. 48:27 Law, no Good Samaritan law. Good Samaritan laws. If you do do something, then you're covered. If you mess it up and kill them, yeah. 48:34 In the old days you'd get in trouble if you helped them and made it worse. 48:38 Yeah, but yeah, that's crazy. But you're saying you don't have to report somebody that's losing their life or? 48:41 Having to do anything. Somebody could walk into your house, blow your head off while we're on the Zoom here talking, and Brandon and I can just keep going, sit up. So much for. 48:50 Chuck, why don't you use? Why would you use that? That's the worst example. 48:54 Of your what the Brandon? 48:57 I'm like, all right, next one Mad Dog. I guess Chuck's not going to join us for the rest of this, he just said. 49:02 It's like, it's like. 49:04 He's just getting out of the recording however he can. He just got his head blown off. All right, well, Bernard or whatever your name was in Huntsville, hopefully the feds, which they do listen, hopefully they don't care too much about you. 49:15 Escort Finesse, Guns, and Pimping Laws So, all right, we'll go ahead and get into the next one here. Where's she at? There she is. 49:24 So I used to drive around escorts a few years ago, except they weren't really escorts. They kind of just got inside and tried to finesse the guy and take their money. We went to a party with two girls. There's me, two girls and another driver to sell two different cars. 49:40 While the girls tried to take the guy's money, one of the guys pulled the gun the other driver also had. The driver that was with me had a gun. He pulled his gun and told me take the girls and get out of here. So we ran to my car, the girls jumped in. The guy without the gun that was getting robbed by the girls jumped onto the hood of my car. 49:59 I hit it straight down the street, booked it. Not sure how fast I got going. Long story short, sand the brakes made it right and he went tumbling off the car and God knows what happened to him. But yeah, that's my GTA story in real life. Call me back 909 all. 50:14 I got to play his number so the cops don't fucking call him. But this one was very intriguing to us because it seems like there's a lot of illegal stuff on either side. Like you're running an escort business, you're essentially a pimp. I feel like people just call it escort businesses instead of a prostitution ring or a pimp ring. 50:30 And then you got the other guy who's pissed off that the girl didn't know what he wanted to do and he's pulling a gun now he's jumping on the car and that guy gets thrown off. Who has a case here? Or are they both fucked? 50:40 Well these guys would be in trouble for committing robberies, so I don't know if there's any prostitution. Or maybe it was like pretend prostitution and they would steal your money and go. The guy with the gun wasn't really the victim. The victim didn't have a gun, jumped in the car they take off. If he got hurt or you flipped off that car and hit his head on the curb and died, they'd be in for murder. 51:00 Really. 51:01 Yeah, it sounds like he was OK and nobody reported it. 51:05 But is there, is there is there a law against what he did with the girls? What I'm saying what? Yeah, grand trafficking. 51:11 Or no, no, doing it voluntarily and stuff. 51:13 No, they're faking it, so no. 51:14 It's a different one. This is different. 51:15 But if you're still using people against their will to do stuff, like to rob people, much like a massage parlor, there's a lot of human trafficking allegations that they work. You know, some people, you know, 10 hours a day giving massages and rubbing tugs possibly, and then they go do whatever. 51:31 Now we've made pimping laws, mostly felonies in a lot of states compared to where they used to be. So they wrap it up under this quote, human trafficking stuff. And so if it's adult women, a lot of them aren't from the country. And if you can make yourself a victim, then you can get expedited visa to be a citizen because you've been a victim of human trafficking. 51:52 So there's a lot of abuses going on within the system, but it's not that it's OK to do any of this stuff, but some people do it voluntarily that are looking for an angle and others are actually doing it against their will. 52:05 So. That's why you have a pimp and stuff, and now it's all become human trafficking. Yeah, this guy's in a lot of trouble if it ever got out. 52:11 So what you're telling me is like, if if you're in illegal right now, you should just like run out of a store saying you were like kidnapped, get hit by a car and then you're like, good, because they got to render medical aid and do a whole case and figure out if you're actually here or not and they grant you citizenship. 52:25 Well, you'd actually have to prove it. It's a very tough process. Usually in the human trafficking cases, the cops have been doing surveillance or something and they find you working there and you get the benefit. But it's not like you just sign a piece of paper and you're in. It's a very rigorous process, takes a few years, and most people get rejected because they're crime victims. 52:44 They'll say it's just not serious enough. 52:47 What states is pimping A misdemeanor? You said, you said most. Are there any states that still keep? Are there any states out there that, yeah, I don't know, like Brandon could become a pimp and it's a misdemeanor? 53:03 There's probably some out there, but the problem is the prosecutor would just use it as a human trafficking issue. But in our state just this past year, we changed pimping and made it into a felony type situation. 53:14 That's why. So what's What's the difference between a escort and a prostitute? Do you know that? 53:20 Well, you can be hired to be somebody's date, but once you either open your mouth and put something in it you shouldn't, or your legs, then that's illegal. 53:30 What if you're going to do a porno afterwards? Like hey, This is Money to go to dinner and film a porno. 53:36 Well it depends on the jurisdiction. As far as that goes. Not really. Haven't dealt with any porno cases, but some states allow it. I mean they get filmed somewhere. The big issue you're looking at is consensual stuff. If you're doing a porno then it's all consensual. 53:51 All right, one last thing with the prostitute. So if a prostitute is a prostitute by herself and she gets caught, she's probably going to jail. But if she's a prostitute and has a pimp, the pimp's the one in trouble and she's being human trafficked. Is that how that works? 54:03 If they can prove that absolutely. 54:04 Oh wow wow, I hear that prostitutes better have a pimp. So if you get caught, you can sue the pimp. 54:10 Well, it's only if you're an illegal as far as that goes to get the benefit. And again, that's a very strenuous process, but it's a process. 54:18 And and in in the state of Georgia, I just looked it up. If it's your first offense for pimping, you only get 12 months. 54:25 That used to be the misdemeanor thing. They've changed a lot of things as of July one this year. So, but you just don't see any pimping charges for the last 10 years anyway. Anytime they have something like that, they'll charge you with human trafficking under a different statute. 54:40 Oh yeah, you better get those girls out of that safe house. 54:43 Because they used to have the hoes and pimps, ball and stuff. None of that stuff's happened for the last 15 years because they tried to the big pimp that was in the purple, that was like the big capital head pimp. They used to have their own like award ceremony. 54:57 Wait, wait, wait. What are you? 54:58 Talking Rick James Rick James. I'm Rick James, Bitch. 55:00 No, there used to be pimp award ceremonies and stuff like that. What pimps would come and dress out. They don't do that anymore because of the new laws. 55:08 Did you ever go to it? 55:09 No, I mean I don't know enough people as he used to call the pimp and hose ball, but now hose or huzzes apparently. I don't understand why we're changing words. 55:20 I know man, he's still upset about that. It's been like 3 weeks since he found out. Like Hus's are now Hos and he's like I liked Hos man where the hell do we get away from Hos? That's a whole lot. 55:27 Better we need to change it when it's working. 55:29 Stolen Car, Weed, and Police Chase Just leave it all. 55:32 Right, We got one more from last week and we'll have you pick your winner and then we'll move on to this current week. Here we go. 55:40 Yo, what up? I'm here to tell you my story, my GTA6 story. So me and a couple of buddies that were driving down in a car because a stolen car with no license and we're going to rob weed fields and you know, we just fucking went and did the thing, filled the car up, blah blah blah. 56:08 We were six people in the car. Police car spots us, turns the sirens on and then we all stopped at the stop sign, all ran out at the same time. 56:23 They didn't catch none of us. They impounded the car. My buddy called it stolen and then we picked up the car at the police station with the weed still in it because they couldn't open the trunk. 56:39 We got back the car, we trimmed the weed and we sold it. That was some crazy shit. 56:46 So, so we had to talk about this one for a minute because they said the car was stolen at the beginning. So essentially what it is, him and five of the buddies stole the car. They went to a weed field. We think it's in California because we think it was legal. They stole a bunch of weed, hopped in the car, put it in the trunk, start to drive off. 57:02 Cop gets them. They, they light them up, everybody hops out of the car. The cops find out it's a stolen car or no, actually we, we realized we don't think it was a stolen car. It was actually is someone he knew his car. They take it to the impound. 57:17 Another random guy that he knows a few days later called and said, hey, my car was stolen or he called that night or something and they went and got it out of the impound and then they pulled the car back out and then they get the weed out of the truck. Does this sound feasible if you think about it's in actually California? 57:32 No, because you can only have a very small amount of weed that's legal. You can't. Assuming we're talking about a brick or multiple oz, That's not how it goes. And you don't get your car out by pretending it's your car. You actually have to have ownership paperwork and all that. It's very strict. 57:48 So one of their friends or whomever, they took their car, probably without permission, abandon it. And then that guy had to go pay the expenses to get the car out the next day. And they probably didn't search much about it because they just figured they're a bunch of idiots and that was it. 58:05 But I'm going to What's that wait? 58:08 But hold on, wait first, first for your vote. They got the weed. So the only reason we're thinking this is in California is because if it was a illegal weed farm, I don't think the cops would have been just hanging out around that area. Like they probably would have known there's weed there. They probably would have raided it already. So we're thinking it's California. And you know, they got weird fucking laws all the time about cars and searching it and people and letting homeless people go and let them run the street reeds and just let people go with whatever. 58:31 Because I don't think if this was in a state like Georgia, I don't think it would have went down like that, right? They probably would have saw the weed field, busted it and been good to go, right? 58:42 Yeah, I mean, if it's California or Oregon someplace, weed fields are illegal if they're properly licensed, but you still can't possess over a certain amount. Typically it's less than an ounce. Even if you have a prescription. You can't walk around with bricks of that stuff, though. We have no idea how much weed he's talking about or if they're exaggerating or if it's just a baggie. 59:01 And I mean, whether it's California or not, cops accidentally, I mean, there's a patrolling. They could have just come across anybody, especially if it's the rural part of town. Just like when you're driving through the back roads every now and again, you'll just see a cop coming through. So it's just been dumb luck. It's not like they were spotting them or they were looking for something. 59:18 If that was the case, they would have stopped him and searched the car completely. 59:22 Last question for you, pick your answer. Damn, I don't forgot. What the fuck? My bad, go ahead. 59:31 All right, I'm going to go with #2 because it's got guns, escorts, speeding, and some violence. That's about as GT6 as it can be. 59:40 Guys OK, so if you are the guy that had the escorts and you did the whole gun thing and you ran somebody over and you got away with it, you're the winner. Hit me up on Instagram or Facebook and we will get you that pre-order of GTA 60. 59:56 Actually that's what I was going to ask if the if the cops heard this right now that last one with the weed story, are they could they still get in trouble for it? 1:00:05 Not really, because a confession by itself isn't sufficient unless they can corroborate it with other evidence. So assuming the weed story happened months ago, we don't know if he's just puffing, exaggerating, or if it really happened that way. So you have to be able to corroborate it. So the confession by itself isn't enough to convict you. 1:00:23 Three Car Wrecks in Eight Days Sounds good. We got 2 long ones in the second one and we got a short on them. We'll get on out of here. All right, here we go. Here's Part 1 of this first one. 1:00:35 I wish you. Sons of business had told me that I could use car accident for GTA6 entry baby. I got a nice little spree right here. I should have thought about it too honestly, this is perfect GTA sorry so about 17 he was about to turn 18 and I've got a 1988 Zuzu trooper, but even back then was pretty old. 1:00:56 It was like, I don't know, maybe 2000 something when this happened, 2003 four or something like that. So yeah, my buddies would go off road and drunk as pissed and I'm just doing wheelies or doing doing burnouts through like deep ass mud puddles. 1:01:14 Turn sideways, back tire hits a rock, we go rolling around, we flip over the Isuzu troopers just fucking flattened. Like we're literally sitting there hanging upside down when it comes to a stop. And I'm just like what the fuck? 1:01:29 We flipped the bitch back over by getting some other dude with a fucking winch cranks us over and we tow it up to the top of the street. Dad comes, he's fucking pissed off. So the car is totaled. It's gone. A week later. I borrowed my step mom which is like a 99 Lexus LS400 which at the time was still pretty new. 1:01:50 Very very nice car. I borrow it, go over to my buddy's house, we get drunk as pissed. We go to meet my buddy at my old high school and he's going to follow us back to my other friend's house and we're doing burnouts in the school parking lots. It's fucking midnight or something. 1:02:05 So he's around and then he starts, he goes down to 85 Access Rd. Access Rd. right by Claremont, so like it runs right next to the highway. He starts booking it in this little fucking Honda Accord. I was like, oh, I can fucking go faster than you and this motherfucker. So I go flying past him to like 120 miles an hour. 1:02:23 I see way up on the left in the left lane of the two lane access Rd. a car. Right before we get to it, a car in front of that car gets over into my lane and we just fucking slam into him. He's going maybe 60 miles an hour. Just like that other dude's story. 1:02:39 My buddy was not wearing his seat belt and he put his face right into the fucking windshield. He was fine, thank God because otherwise I would have been in jail for a long fucking time. But I was drunk as pissed and we had beer in the back. I took beer, ran over, threw to cross into the fucking woods before the cops got there, but the car was just basically missing. 1:02:59 I mean there was wheels everywhere, parts everywhere. It was fucked up. Now the other guy actually got an illegal lane change ticket. I did, it's pretty cool. But I got a DUI and went to jail. So a week later after that. 1:03:14 I'm thinking my uncle sold me one of his little fleet vehicles, which was a, I think there's a Chevy Prism, looks like a fucking Corolla basically. So we take that thing and we go to the preschool that I went to parking lot and we get what? 1:03:30 The hell did Manny go, man? It just disappeared. He's like, I'm out here. This is too many fucking voicemails. I already picked one. I got to go home. I don't know if his shit fucked up or oh, there he is. 1:03:46 There you are, Manny. They got bored and you're just like, fuck this, I'm out of here. 1:03:51 No, I lost the sound so I had to. 1:03:53 What's the last thing? What's the last thing you heard from that first part? 1:03:56 I think you heard he haven't heard the car. 1:03:58 Slammed somebody and his buddy went through the windshield. 1:04:01 OK, yeah. So he, he, he said the car pieces were all over the road. The guy in front of him actually got an illegal lane change ticket, but that guy got a DUI. And then his uncle had a fleet vehicle that he bought from him. And this is where it picks up on Part 2. 1:04:20 All right, so you motherfuckers cut me off. So I'm going to start. I'm going to start my story again. Not from the beginning, but so all right, so it's been about 7 days total, two cars. I keep on just fucking calling Liberty Mutual. Bam, they keep on giving me a new car in my garage like nothing. 1:04:35 All right, so now I've got a Chevy Prism or my uncle's fleet vehicles from this company sell it to me for like $5000, this piece of shit. But we went to a parking lot to go to a concert and we're spinning out fucking nail into a fucking curve. 1:04:51 Break the axle on this fucking thing. We're already drunk. I was sure as fuck wasn't going to call my dad and tell him that I've now wrecked three cars in the span of about 7 days because I'm sure if shit not going to be able to go to the concert if I do that. 1:05:06 So one of my buddies, man this kaniga, he was like yo let's just walk our asses up to the Marta station, go to the concert, tell your dad about it tomorrow. I was like that's a good fucking idea. So we went to the concert. I don't know, probably fucking Kid Rock or something. I have no idea what the concert it was. 1:05:24 Go home on Marta. Walk home from the Marta station, Dad says where the fuck is the car? I said I'll tell you in the morning. Went to sleep, woke up the next day, told him I broke the fucking axle. Had to go get it. Three cars fucking, I don't know, 7 or 8 days Max, one arrest. 1:05:43 And Oh yeah, when I was at that concert, I, I, I fucked a hooker and I stole her money. So I think that captures all of the the things that Chuck was going for for GTA moment. 1:05:56 So this dude, I mean, I, I, it was just blowing my mind that this guy was allowed to wreck three cars in the span of eight days, get a DUI, and there's still companies insuring him and still giving him loans for cars. I feel like it's pretty GTA just for the fact that it's really easy to fuck a car up and just get a new one right off the bat and you can go go to jail, go to hospital and you're out immediately. 1:06:18 I feel like that was what this guy was doing. 1:06:22 His insurance rates must have been through the roof. I'm more concerned about his lack of being parented. Where in the hell are these people he's getting drunk doing the same exact thing over? You know that parents should be put in jail. 1:06:34 You know what it is? He lived close enough to walk home from Amarta Station. So you know he didn't have good parents. I mean, I'm just saying like, there's no way he had good parents. 1:06:43 Is this something like nowadays that parents could go to jail for? Like your kid wrecked a car, he gave him another one, he got a DUI with that one slammed in the back of someone going 120 and then your uncle gave him a car also. Is that something? Because I know they're trying to do that with school shooters. 1:06:56 You remember when we talked about not just the school shooters, about the case I have where the, yeah, girls kicked some liquor into the house, drank it and went out for a drive? Now they're charging the parents with manslaughter. 1:07:05 Because yeah, they were going through the neighborhood and killed somebody. 1:07:08 Yeah, they killed the front seat passenger and they were all, you know, racing out there. And the parents were like the fudge, We didn't even know they're being charged with manslaughter that we're defending. So in this case, how do you not know your kids are drunk and he's already wrecked one car, 2 cars. They're lucky he didn't kill anybody, especially the guy that went through the windshield. 1:07:26 Yeah, or the guy he slammed in the back to going 120. I don't know how nobody died in that scenario. And Can you imagine? He gets slammed in the back of going sixty 120 and you get a ticket for illegal lane change. That's fucking crazy. 1:07:39 I mean, your luck's going to run out at some point. Somebody's going to die, but his insurance must be like thousands of dollars every month after something like that. 1:07:48 Yeah, he sounds older. I think this was an early 2, he said. This was like early 2000s before, like, you know, drunk driving was like a big deal. 1:07:54 It was a big deal back there and trust me, I was working. 1:07:56 Well, I think people started fucking up more. That's when they're like, all right, we got to change the law. These people are really getting drunk and doing a bunch of dumb stuff like this guy. 1:08:03 I think it's just because of Ubers and stuff came around that we don't have it as much. People are still drinking and driving, but most of them are smart enough just to take an Uber. 1:08:12 Yeah, that's what I do now. Like I said back in the day, drunken drinking and driving with it's still fun, but you shouldn't do it. You know, it's one of those things like just don't do it's bad. 1:08:18 Teen Robs Water Park, Gets Caught But all right, we got we got two more real quick. Let's go ahead and roll through these. 1:08:26 Hi, I hope that this is the Daily dose show. I've been a fan for a while and I figured that I would call in and give my my my my real life GTA6 story, old GTA story. 1:08:41 Whenever I was 16 years old. I was stupid and I decided that I wanted to be super cool and I would go rob some businesses, so I robbed. 1:08:52 A water park when I was 16 already already. 1:08:55 Did the time for it and everything but I ended up stealing about $10,000 worth of items actually and and I stole from them multiple times. There's even proof on Facebook from where the the Police Department actually posted videos asking for help to find me. 1:09:16 But I, I. 1:09:17 Stole from them probably four or five times. At least $10,000 worth of vitamins is what the charge was. 1:09:28 And I got. Caught because I was going to actually go fight somebody and cops had actually pulled up on me as I was just about to get to that person's house to go break in and fight them. 1:09:47 And yeah, so. So then that's how I got caught and yeah so that that's my real life GTA6 story. I stole 10s of thousands of dollars from a business at 16 years old and got away from it pretty much Scott free. 1:10:06 If I if I win a pre-order GTA 6. 1:10:10 So this guy, when I first heard it, he said he was stealing from a water park. I'm like, what? What the fuck's out of water park? Are you stealing like fucking hundreds of thousands of gallons of water and like reselling it to Africa or something? Like how you making money off this? But I'm guessing he's stealing like chemicals and equipment and everything like that. 1:10:27 So he does that a couple times and then he gets caught by going to fight some guy and this guy was not willing to fight. He was about to break into this man's house and fight him. So a couple things here. How bad is it stealing from a water park? And does the fighting situation make it worse if you break into somebody's house to fight him? 1:10:46 Commercial burglary is pretty bad as far as that goes. We don't know if he had any weapons, but he did start with I did my time and all that and then ended up with it was just Scott free. Well he was a juvenile of the time. If he was 16 and it wasn't armed robbery otherwise you would have been treated as an adult. 1:11:01 In our state if you're 13 year older and you have a gun, armed robbery, murder, abuse, child abuse type stuff, you get treated like an adult. So you probably got anywhere from zero to five years as a juvenile for committing the robbery. 1:11:18 But I don't see any like dramatics GTA6 stuff out there. I stole some chemicals. And did you sell them to make any money? And then I'm such a bad ass. I wanted to break into somebody's house to fight them. I mean, kudos to the fact that they're no guns were involved and it takes balls to fight somebody. 1:11:34 But I would need some more details. It just seems like a regular day for this guy. How about stealing from a water park and chemicals? I don't can't imagine they have cash there because everybody has a membership card, right? 1:11:45 I, I imagine, I imagine it was the, like the, the, the gift shop, right? Like he stole like, like he stole like all these T-shirts from the water park and like tats. I don't, I, I mean, it's just funny. I was actually, so I googled this because I'm thinking, look, $10,000 stolen from a water park that's got to made the news somewhere. 1:12:05 And the only story that comes up, and it's not even really a water park, but there was somebody that stole $10,000 from a restaurant called Paddlefish at Disney Springs. And the way he got in was he put on, he actually wore his scuba gear and scubaed into Disney Springs at like 2-3 o'clock in the morning, got into a restaurant and stole like 10K from a restaurant. 1:12:28 I don't think this is our guy, right? I mean, he said water park, but. 1:12:32 I don't know what Disney Springs is, it sounds. 1:12:33 It's it's like the, it's like the restaurant area or down like Disney area where you can just, it's free, but it's like, you know, the different restaurants are there Margaritaville or whatever it is. It's you know it. I mean, it's nice, but a water park, The dude, the dude has to live in like Omaha, NE or something. 1:12:50 I mean, talk about the worst heist in the world. The people that are calling us, we got a water park and we got a tire heist. It's terrible. 1:12:57 It kind of makes me feel good that the real criminals are like, still smart. They're like, yeah, we probably shouldn't call. They're calling this shit. 1:13:03 We still enough, we don't need a free GTA 6, we can pay for it ourselves. We're good. 1:13:09 These are all the people that failed their heist, their dumb heist. They're like yes please so I don't go back to jail stealing other shit. We got one more, it's a 2 parter and then we'll get on out here. 1:13:17 South Side Chaos: Strip Club to Shootout You picked this last winter and we'll bow. So here we go. 1:13:22 All right, Brandon, Chuck, I got one for you. Welcome to GTA. The South Side edition, Plain County. All happened about 20 years ago when I was in my young 20s. Golf work on a Friday night and a couple of buddies of mine met up at Johnny's Beach, Ontario Blvd. 1:13:43 Had a few pictures, decided we wanted some smoke so we caught up all our people. Nobody had none. So I was like screw it I know a dude up in the street and apartments that we get some from. 1:13:59 So we all jumped in my truck, headed up to the apartments, met up with my the dude I knew. He said he had to go in, get some. So he went inside. Another dude comes out and said, hey, I got I got you taken care of, pull up a little bit and we can do it. 1:14:20 So I pull up up the street a little bit and he jumps out the back of the truck, pull the gun up on me saying hey, you all the dudes that robbed me the other day, now I'm robbing you. Hence this Friday, me and my buddies just got paid. 1:14:39 We had a pocket full of money. We sit in, told you, hey, we broke, we don't have no money, we just trying to get a little weed so we can go home and have some fun. So about that time he sits there and argues with me. I sit and drive, haul butt on. 1:14:55 So we go back to my homeboy's house, do a little bit more drinking, you know, and we decided that was kind of boring, so we decided to go to strip club. So he say less, We head up to the old Crazy Horse Saloon on Thronesboro Road. 1:15:17 We get there, you know my buddy, he is driving up there in this whole Crown Victoria. We get there, we go in, I start drinking in the corner. My other buddy, he goes over there starts playing pool and the other dude he says when the driving decides to go and get him a lap dance in the VIP. 1:15:41 Well my buddy who's playing pool ends up getting in a fight and the biggest blackest 300 LB six foot five off duty cops working security jacks him up by the collar and throws him out. 1:15:58 So I go back there in the back to get my buddy out of VIP. He's back there getting head from a stripper. So I tell them we got to deal with them. We we just got thrown out. So we all drunk as hell at this point. 1:16:14 So we run up to the gas station to get more beer, up the street at the Chevron and down the road from the Crazy Horse. What's up Brandon? It's Part 2. GTA Southside Edition, Playco Part 2. 1:16:30 Well, we leave the strip club, go up to the gas station up the street. My buddy's so drunk he hits the yellow pole in front of the gas station. There's two dudes sitting in front of the gas station, the Indian dude and a black dude. The Indian dude is staring my buddy down, wondering what in the hell are you doing. 1:16:49 So my buddy goes in the store, gets more beer, comes out. Indian dude's sitting there steady staring at him. Well my buddy looks at him and goes what the fuck you staring at? At that time the black dude and another black dude came out of nowhere pulled guns on us. 1:17:09 A suburban pulls up and three dudes jumped out of it, pulled guns on us. I jump out, I grabbed my buddy's gun out of the glove. Apartment jump out, tell my buddy getting fucking car we got to go they shouldn't. All sitting there with gunpoint on us ready to go throw down. 1:17:26 So he jumps in the car. We get on 75, haul ass back to Forest Park all the time the car smelling like shit and piss with my buddy in the back seat who got in the fire at strip club. He done pissing shit all over yourself. 1:17:42 The next day I call my buddy who's a Clayton County police officer and ask him about it and he said yeah, the Indian Jews, the big boss and I saw his little thugs who worked for him selling dope and all that. 1:17:59 He said we fuck with the wrong one. So that's my GTA story. Hey I hope you like it. Sorry it was 2 parts but hey love y'all show. 1:18:09 Lot to unpack here. This is the first guy that's ever got drunk at his buddy's house, went to go buy some weed, almost get robbed, still have no weed. They get back home, realize they're bored. Like, let's go to the strip club. Go to the strip club. One guy getting a blowjob, one guy playing pool, one guy hanging out. 1:18:26 Guy playing pool gets gets into a fight, gets thrown out, shits and piss himself. Homeboy's got to go find his buddy. It'd be like he's getting a blowjob in the middle of it. And if you've ever been interrupted in the middle of a blowjob, it's not fun. It's very odd, right? Yeah, man, he knows you get pulled out. 1:18:41 There. 1:18:42 He gets pulled out of there, heads, heads of the gas station to get some beers. His buddy Rams into the fucking yellow pole at the gas station. This is all in Clayco. Clayco's very rough. If you do not know anybody listening, the Indian guy is apparently head of this mob. They all pull guns on each other and they finally go home. 1:18:59 I mean, there's a lot of unpack here. I got a few questions. But Manny, just off the bat, what are you thinking about this just? 1:19:06 I don't know, I guess the Indian guy probably runs the gas station and those are the people that sell there and probably just give him a cut and they don't want any problems. So you start drinking and crashing up there, that causes police to show up. You want them out of there and you certainly don't mouth off because you've got to have weapons and things like that after. 1:19:24 They're lucky they didn't get killed. This is not quite as in GTA 6:00-ish as I would imagine. It's more like a stupidish, like a TA6 kind of thing. I just like it when the ladies are crazy. But you know, they got the strippers and they got some of the other stuff in there and they got bad driving. 1:19:42 They've got guns. So I'll probably have to vote for number 3 is what I'm guessing. 1:19:46 So that's your winner #3? 1:19:48 I don't even remember #1 there have been a couple of two parters in this time. It's just like, I just remember the second one was kind of weak. 1:19:55 The the first one was the guy that crashed his car three times in a week and they kept giving him a fucking license and a car and insurance. 1:20:01 Yeah, that that's just those parents need to go to prison. 1:20:06 So you're going #3? 1:20:09 Yeah, just because of this sheer stupidity. All this stuff that's funny. And why did the guy get a blowjob? Need to leave. Couldn't he just finish and taking an Uber home? He didn't get kicked out. 1:20:20 I don't know if they had Uber at the time when this was this was this happened, I had no I'd. 1:20:24 Walk home if that was the case he paid for. 1:20:28 It he's so mad. I Mandy's like, are you guys? I don't care if you got kicked out. I'm busy. Like, no, Mandy, Oh, Manny, we need you to leave right now. He's like, are you look at me? Do I look like I'm ready to leave, you know? 1:20:43 Gas Station Mobsters and Episode Close Oh man. Well, hell yeah. I got one last question. We're all going to get out of here. Is there such thing as Indian mob bosses at all? Or even if there is, are there any in the US? And then are they running the gas stations? 1:20:55 And yes, really a lot of the lower end hotels, we're getting into nicer hotels now and a lot of the stuff goes down. 1:21:06 I bought 4. Thank you very much. 1:21:09 That's a poo. Everybody's going to watch The Simpsons, man. You're very squishy. 1:21:13 Brandon's like, are there are Indian guys really running mobs, man? He's like, well, yeah, I mean, I've been in charge of many gas stations in the Atlanta area. 1:21:22 Man, he's like, not me, but I could tell you how they do it, you know, have. 1:21:25 You gone? There's the convenience store where people aren't just loading outside, just kind of hanging out. 1:21:30 So there, so there what you're saying though, is there are Indian mob gas stations like are they aggressive or they just like buy? Because I know, I know that Indians, The thing is like they get a lease for a few years and then they like transfer it to their cousin or something like that. 1:21:43 Will there be 1 Indian guy that owns the property and has the license with Chevron or whoever? And you can call it whatever you want to call it, and then they'll sublease it to somebody and then it goes from there. The point is, a mob is a little bit of a strong word, maybe just an organized group. 1:21:58 If you're going to sell stuff there, I don't want any problems coming here. Handle your business. And so when 3 drunk white guys crash into the gas station which is near, you know, the gas which could blow up and cause all kinds of problems, you really want cops coming through there. 1:22:14 And he called it a shave room. And we don't do that shave room, man. We got out of that strip club, went to the shave room. 1:22:22 So your. 1:22:23 Friend got thrown out. Fuck him. Let him go. I mean, you've got your beers in the club and stuff, now you're going to the gas station and I got to give that up. Come on man. 1:22:31 Manny's still hung up on the blowjob. He's like, I ain't leaving for shit. I don't care if there's a million Indian mobsters outside, I am not coming out. I'm finishing this blowjob, then I'll deal with these Indian mobsters. 1:22:41 Yeah, what am I going to do with a bunch of mobsters? You know, I just want to have a good time. 1:22:45 Yeah, that time, you know, what we need to find out is who that guy was that was in there with the stripper and he needs to get the copy of GTA6. 1:22:53 Yeah, they might do what? They may still work there at this convenience store if we just looked it up in Forest Park or wherever the hell it was. 1:22:59 Yeah, we give him a call. I'll be like, ask him what kind of mob he runs. So do you still speak Indian? 1:23:05 It's Hindi, but yes. 1:23:07 Hindi, sorry, sorry you. 1:23:08 Still speak Indian? 1:23:11 It's just like I speak American baby. 1:23:13 Same thing, you know, Right. So Brandon's like. 1:23:15 Brandon's like, hey man, you still know Navajo. 1:23:20 You was Cherokee, right? Mad Dog? That was the kind of interview would. 1:23:23 Everybody just say 1/8. 1:23:28 Oh man, Well, we appreciate you listening if you are. Listen to us wherever you are listening. Tell your friends about it. And like I said, if you want to get in on this GTA giveaway, leave us a voicemail, 404-890-0005 with your best real life GTA moment. We'll listen to three a day, Monday through Thursday, and then we have the Mad Dog on to break it down and pick his favorite. 1:23:46 And now we know that there are Indian mobs at gas stations. So be careful and don't cause any problems and you should be OK. Don't run into their gas station or they'll be very pissed. Very, very pissed. Mad Dog, you don't think we're getting out of here? 1:24:00 No, but good, good material this time. It's getting better. 1:24:05 Nice, Mad Dog approves. You don't think we're getting out of here? 1:24:09 As Tim McGraw once said, Manny is an Indian outlaw. Indian outlaw.