Abraham Lincoln Pimp Pirate EP-351 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-22
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It is the day of the doe show. 1:26 Speaker 1 Over there trying to find the worst Wi-Fi in Europe is Chuck Charles Ironfist. 1:30 Speaker 1 How are you doing? 1:31 Speaker 1 I don't know if I did it, but I'm trying. I'm trying hard. 1:35 Speaker 1 It just blows my mind that everywhere you go, the Wi-Fi is just terrible. 1:38 Speaker 1 Is that just a hotel thing? 1:40 Speaker 1 Probably they don't have a lot of people doing shit like this in their hotels. 1:45 Speaker 1 Exactly. I don't think there's a lot of people trying to do live podcasts back in the United States 1:51 Speaker 1 while they're over here in the hotels, especially one right next to the airport, 1:55 Speaker 1 because that's where I'm at. I'm in Germany. 1:58 Speaker 1 I can see the planes landing as I'm talking to you. 2:02 Speaker 1 All the windows are open, which the kids are freaking out about, 2:05 Speaker 1 because, well, Megan is obsessed with opening windows because there's no AC over here. 2:10 Speaker 1 But what happens is the sun goes down and all those little bugs, 2:14 Speaker 1 like the gnats, the ones that are attracted to light. 2:17 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Any bug, flying bug? 2:19 Speaker 1 All of them. They get in the room and then it never fails. 2:22 Speaker 1 The kids are in their beds. All the lights are off and they got their iPads. 2:25 Speaker 1 So next thing you know... 2:27 Speaker 1 They're just all swarming around them. 2:28 Speaker 1 Mayhem. Mayhem breaks out. 2:30 Speaker 1 The kids are like, there's bugs, mom. Get this to us. 2:33 Speaker 1 And they start crying. And it's great. 2:35 Speaker 1 But yeah, no, dude, I told you yesterday it was going to be a rough, rough day 2:39 Speaker 1 because we were in France and we messed up on the charting 2:43 Speaker 1 of our adventure. 2:45 Speaker 1 And we were only supposed to have 12 hours from Spain to Frankfurt 2:50 Speaker 1 and we were supposed to drive six hours, stay the night, 2:53 Speaker 1 and then finish the other six today. 2:55 Speaker 1 So we get to that castle that we were at in France 2:58 Speaker 1 and somehow the internet screwed me. 3:01 Speaker 1 And I put the GPS up last night and my drive was nine hours. 3:05 Speaker 1 Oh, nice. Look at that. That's like a good mistake. 3:09 Speaker 1 No, that's not a good mistake. 3:10 Speaker 1 You said it was 12. 3:12 Speaker 1 No, but it was supposed to be six and then six today. 3:15 Speaker 1 I did seven and then nine today. 3:17 Speaker 1 So I drove 16 hours to get here. 3:20 Speaker 1 So that was brutal. 3:22 Speaker 1 And then we left and I had to drive the whole way. 3:24 Speaker 1 And you know, I'm the kids. 3:25 Speaker 1 I mean, Sydney slept seven hours of it. 3:27 Speaker 1 Like being a kid, dude. 3:29 Speaker 1 Like, did you remember like when you were a kid, 3:31 Speaker 1 like that was the best part of being on a road trip. 3:34 Speaker 1 It's just not remembering any of it. 3:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember all the time I would go. 3:38 Speaker 1 Well, I remember the first like road trip we took, 3:40 Speaker 1 my dad went up to Ruby falls or something and I fell asleep. 3:43 Speaker 1 And I woke up like right when we're getting there. 3:45 Speaker 1 I'm like, damn, that was quick. 3:46 Speaker 1 That was only like an hour, but it's really like four and a half or 3:48 Speaker 1 something. So for the rest of the time, 3:49 Speaker 1 I always thought it was only like an hour to get to Chattanooga. 3:52 Speaker 1 And then I realized not. 3:53 Speaker 1 And then when I'd go to with my mom to Kentucky, 3:55 Speaker 1 that'd be an eight hour drive normally with stops and everything. 3:58 Speaker 1 But I used to have, 3:59 Speaker 1 it was like my most favorite gift I ever got for Christmas. 4:01 Speaker 1 I think I've told this before, 4:02 Speaker 1 the little CD players, the portable ones, 4:04 Speaker 1 they got a screen on it. 4:05 Speaker 1 You just flip it up and then you plug your headphones in the side 4:08 Speaker 1 or whatever CD movie you want in there. 4:10 Speaker 1 Oh, well, they're little portable DVD players. 4:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 4:14 Speaker 1 It comes with a screen though, too. 4:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. Those love that. 4:16 Speaker 1 And the battery lasted, I don't know, half of a movie. 4:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:20 Speaker 1 But you just have to keep it plugged in the whole entire time. 4:22 Speaker 1 And if you get it and plug it in, 4:23 Speaker 1 you'll take like 10 minutes to charge for it. 4:25 Speaker 1 It would come back on. 4:26 Speaker 1 But if you left it plugged in, 4:27 Speaker 1 it would normally work, 4:28 Speaker 1 but you could never unplug it after that because it would just die 4:30 Speaker 1 in a fucking instant. 4:31 Speaker 1 But yeah, 4:32 Speaker 1 after I burned my eyes out watching the first two seasons of the 4:35 Speaker 1 Simpsons, I'm taking that now. 4:36 Speaker 1 I guess I can have wake up, but I'm hungry. 4:38 Speaker 1 I need something to drink. 4:39 Speaker 1 I'm hungry. 4:40 Speaker 1 Yes. 4:41 Speaker 1 Sydney. 4:42 Speaker 1 Sydney got up this. 4:43 Speaker 1 Well, we, we left the, uh, 4:44 Speaker 1 we left the hotel at seven 45, eight o'clock. 4:48 Speaker 1 And the only thing I could find for breakfast was McDonald's 4:51 Speaker 1 because why wouldn't there be a McDonald's in France? 4:54 Speaker 1 Right. 4:55 Speaker 1 So we get out. 4:56 Speaker 1 They don't serve breakfast there. 4:57 Speaker 1 This is a McDonald's doesn't serve. 4:59 Speaker 1 It only serves lunch at all times. 5:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. It's crazy. 5:02 Speaker 1 And I got a Philly cheesesteak, 5:03 Speaker 1 which I don't know what who's making the, 5:05 Speaker 1 and then they have a golden ticket menu. 5:07 Speaker 1 I'm not, I'm not making this out. 5:08 Speaker 1 So they have a golden ticket menu. 5:11 Speaker 1 We thought we were losing our minds. 5:13 Speaker 1 So on the golden ticket menu, 5:14 Speaker 1 if you pick something like, 5:15 Speaker 1 let's say you get a big Mac meal, right? 5:18 Speaker 1 Then it takes you to another screen and you get a golden ticket. 5:21 Speaker 1 So you can get one free item on the screen. 5:24 Speaker 1 Well, we don't speak French. 5:26 Speaker 1 We don't know what this means. 5:27 Speaker 1 So we just know that it's taking us from our meal to a screen where we 5:31 Speaker 1 have to choose one of six options, which the options were weird, right? 5:35 Speaker 1 Like a double cheeseburger, you know, apples, you know, a smoothie. 5:40 Speaker 1 And so we're like, dude, what is going on? 5:41 Speaker 1 Like we don't want any of this crap. 5:43 Speaker 1 So we finally found one that had English available. 5:45 Speaker 1 And then we found out it was a golden ticket. 5:46 Speaker 1 So we had so much food, dude, we had, 5:49 Speaker 1 because every one of our meals was golden ticket. 5:51 Speaker 1 So Savannah literally got in the car with three cheeseburgers or four 5:54 Speaker 1 cheeseburgers or something. 5:55 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 5:56 Speaker 1 What is the point of that? 5:57 Speaker 1 Is it not just like, uh, 5:58 Speaker 1 they don't just do like meals over there. 6:00 Speaker 1 I'm so confused why it's, or is it just like ours? 6:02 Speaker 1 Like buy one, get one, buy a Big Mac, get one free. 6:04 Speaker 1 Is it something like that? 6:05 Speaker 1 I don't know. 6:06 Speaker 1 I mean, imagine going to McDonald's and you get like a Big Mac meal. 6:09 Speaker 1 And then when you get done, they're like, all right, 6:11 Speaker 1 choose anything off of this list and you get that as well for free. 6:14 Speaker 1 And it's like a cheeseburger, a parfait, uh, chicken nuggets. 6:18 Speaker 1 And you're like, well, I don't want that. 6:20 Speaker 1 Like, no, no, no. 6:21 Speaker 1 You have to take it back to get it. 6:22 Speaker 1 If not, you can't eat anything. 6:23 Speaker 1 You son of a bitch. 6:24 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 6:25 Speaker 1 So, so we did that. 6:26 Speaker 1 Sydney goes to the bathroom. 6:27 Speaker 1 That's seven or eight, nine o'clock in the morning. 6:29 Speaker 1 We drove all the way to Frankfurt. 6:31 Speaker 1 It took us 10, something out, 10 hours. 6:33 Speaker 1 She didn't get out of the car, dude. 6:34 Speaker 1 She didn't get out of the car. 6:35 Speaker 1 She slept the entire way. 6:38 Speaker 1 And she thought it was. 6:39 Speaker 1 Why would she get out of the car? 6:41 Speaker 1 To go to the bathroom? 6:43 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 6:44 Speaker 1 Like, how do you not go to the bathroom all day? 6:47 Speaker 1 A car. 6:48 Speaker 1 She had like a problem with like waking up and getting out of moving 6:51 Speaker 1 vehicles or something like, dammit, she did it again. 6:53 Speaker 1 She's rolling down the highway. 6:54 Speaker 1 No, no, no. 6:56 Speaker 1 No, I will say the only issue we had is I did get stopped by the police. 7:01 Speaker 1 So how'd that go with it? 7:02 Speaker 1 They have machine guns like MP five or something. 7:04 Speaker 1 They did. 7:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, they did. 7:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 7:07 Speaker 1 The German polots. 7:08 Speaker 1 So, so we, so it was funny because it was probably 30 minutes 7:13 Speaker 1 before that happened. 7:14 Speaker 1 I just made the comment to Megan and I said, do you know what's crazy to me 7:18 Speaker 1 is that we've been in Europe for over two weeks. 7:21 Speaker 1 We've been driving all over all these countries and we've never seen a 7:25 Speaker 1 police like a police car patrolling. 7:27 Speaker 1 We've never seen one on the freeway. 7:29 Speaker 1 We've never seen anybody pulled over. 7:30 Speaker 1 We've never seen any of that. 7:31 Speaker 1 And I told her, I said, you know what? 7:33 Speaker 1 That's what makes me mad about America. 7:35 Speaker 1 Is it such a tax dude? 7:37 Speaker 1 Like policing in America is and I know that this conversation is going to 7:41 Speaker 1 be very difficult for you because for you to have a comment, 7:44 Speaker 1 you either have to want more police on the roads, 7:47 Speaker 1 pulling us over, 7:48 Speaker 1 or you have to agree that Europe's doing it right, 7:50 Speaker 1 which is they're not just out there pulling people over trying to make 7:53 Speaker 1 money, which is, it's stupid. 7:55 Speaker 1 The way that America does it, it drives me nuts. 7:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, they don't have the police make the money, 7:59 Speaker 1 but they have the tickets. 8:00 Speaker 1 The tickets are out fucking rages. 8:02 Speaker 1 I mean, we talked about all the speed trap tickets. 8:04 Speaker 1 They don't even use cops and they, 8:05 Speaker 1 you can't even go to a court and fight that. 8:07 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 8:08 Speaker 1 They, their cops are just there to just like look good, 8:10 Speaker 1 I guess, and carry around guns. 8:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, they don't, they don't, 8:13 Speaker 1 they don't do anything like on the roads. 8:15 Speaker 1 It's great because I, 8:16 Speaker 1 the one time I got pulled over, 8:18 Speaker 1 they didn't give me a ticket for that, 8:20 Speaker 1 but fucking you park on the wrong cobblestone piece and you're fucking 8:23 Speaker 1 getting a ticket for that. 8:24 Speaker 1 I mean, like I said, 8:25 Speaker 1 I had like 12 tickets total speeding and parking combined, 8:28 Speaker 1 but that's where they get you on the back end because they, 8:30 Speaker 1 I think they just don't want to, 8:32 Speaker 1 because as soon as they shoot somebody, 8:34 Speaker 1 then all the, you know, 8:35 Speaker 1 the liberal party over there is going to be like, 8:37 Speaker 1 oh, the cops can't have guns. 8:38 Speaker 1 They're fucking shooting people. 8:39 Speaker 1 So they just use a big scary gun to scare people, 8:41 Speaker 1 to make them think you're going to get your fucking face blown off. 8:43 Speaker 1 We thought so. 8:44 Speaker 1 So after I make this comment to Megan, 8:46 Speaker 1 I go, dude, like this is crazy, right? 8:48 Speaker 1 Like we, we haven't seen a single cop this way. 8:50 Speaker 1 It should be. 8:51 Speaker 1 This is great. 8:52 Speaker 1 Nobody's wrecking, you know, 8:53 Speaker 1 everybody's speeding, 8:54 Speaker 1 but we're not going crazy fast. 8:56 Speaker 1 I think the highest I got up to is like an 89 or 90 miles per hour. 8:59 Speaker 1 And that's just because of my stupid life 360 apps. 9:02 Speaker 1 Like, oh, Chuck had a very risky drive. 9:04 Speaker 1 Like, shut up, dude. 9:05 Speaker 1 What does that do? 9:06 Speaker 1 Tell your insurance company yet. 9:07 Speaker 1 No, it just, 9:08 Speaker 1 it's no, 9:09 Speaker 1 it tells me when like Savannah, 9:10 Speaker 1 if Savannah goes like to the mall with her friend, 9:12 Speaker 1 it'll say like Savannah, 9:14 Speaker 1 you know, 9:15 Speaker 1 she'll leave the very safe drive with a maximum speed of 38 miles per hour. 9:18 Speaker 1 And then she'll like go to the mall with her mom. 9:21 Speaker 1 And it's like Megan, 9:22 Speaker 1 you know, 9:23 Speaker 1 yeah, 9:24 Speaker 1 yeah, 9:25 Speaker 1 Megan almost killed 14 people and you probably shouldn't let her have a 9:28 Speaker 1 driver's license. 9:29 Speaker 1 You know, like, so that's what we have. 9:30 Speaker 1 That's why I have it. 9:31 Speaker 1 So, so after I made this comment, 9:33 Speaker 1 I'm driving and all of a sudden we see a roadblock up ahead. 9:36 Speaker 1 I'm going, 9:37 Speaker 1 what could this be like? 9:38 Speaker 1 This is cool, right? 9:39 Speaker 1 And so we get up there and it's two German police officers, 9:44 Speaker 1 the MP five machine gun, right? 9:46 Speaker 1 And one of them was a female and she starts speaking to me in German. 9:50 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know what you're saying. 9:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:53 Speaker 1 And she goes, 9:54 Speaker 1 oh, English, English. 9:55 Speaker 1 I see. 9:56 Speaker 1 And she's like, 9:57 Speaker 1 um, yeah. 9:58 Speaker 1 So she looks at the screen behind her. 9:59 Speaker 1 So apparently they have access, 10:02 Speaker 1 like live access to those speed cameras and like up ahead, 10:06 Speaker 1 like when I just passed through a mile before that, 10:08 Speaker 1 she got me going like, 10:09 Speaker 1 you know, 10:10 Speaker 1 one 52 kilometers or whatever. 10:13 Speaker 1 And she goes, 10:14 Speaker 1 your speed was very high. 10:16 Speaker 1 We have you at one 52. 10:18 Speaker 1 And I was like, 10:19 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. 10:20 Speaker 1 I'm just trying to, 10:21 Speaker 1 you know, 10:22 Speaker 1 get to the airport and I don't know what I'm doing. 10:23 Speaker 1 And I'm the American. 10:24 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:25 Speaker 1 And she's like, 10:26 Speaker 1 just make sure to slow it down. 10:27 Speaker 1 I said, 10:28 Speaker 1 you got it. 10:29 Speaker 1 And I drove away, 10:30 Speaker 1 but they were making everybody go through that roadblock. 10:32 Speaker 1 And they were like chastising these people. 10:34 Speaker 1 I don't know if you give them tickets or what. 10:35 Speaker 1 It was wild. 10:36 Speaker 1 It's just like going through it. 10:37 Speaker 1 It's just like they're, 10:38 Speaker 1 they're essentially the life 360 of Germany. 10:40 Speaker 1 They're like, 10:41 Speaker 1 you are doing a good job of driving. 10:42 Speaker 1 Good trip. 10:43 Speaker 1 Going slow. 10:44 Speaker 1 You'll get out of the car to get the face on the fucking ground. 10:46 Speaker 1 We're going to fuck you. 10:47 Speaker 1 We're going to fuck in that. 10:48 Speaker 1 That's exactly what, 10:50 Speaker 1 that's what it reminded me of when it happened. 10:52 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:53 Speaker 1 So we left there. 10:54 Speaker 1 We finally get to the airport. 10:55 Speaker 1 We check into the hotel. 10:56 Speaker 1 And this is the craziest thing that's happened since I've been here. 10:59 Speaker 1 So, 11:00 Speaker 1 and dude, 11:01 Speaker 1 I can't even, 11:02 Speaker 1 I don't even know how to like explain it in a way. 11:03 Speaker 1 Cause I know that you've experienced something like this, 11:05 Speaker 1 maybe not in this situation with a taxi driver. 11:07 Speaker 1 I had to go return the, 11:09 Speaker 1 the car, 11:10 Speaker 1 the rental car. 11:11 Speaker 1 So Megan and the kids, 11:12 Speaker 1 they come and check into our hotel room, 11:13 Speaker 1 which we're in now, 11:14 Speaker 1 which if you look over my shoulder, 11:16 Speaker 1 you see these beds. 11:17 Speaker 1 It looks very Japanese style. 11:19 Speaker 1 Oh, we have five of these. 11:21 Speaker 1 We have five of these. 11:22 Speaker 1 So Megan's, 11:23 Speaker 1 I'm like, 11:24 Speaker 1 Hey, 11:25 Speaker 1 you know, 11:26 Speaker 1 me and Megan are going to get a small bed tonight. 11:27 Speaker 1 And she's like, 11:28 Speaker 1 no, 11:29 Speaker 1 you got your own bed. 11:30 Speaker 1 So that's Megan. 11:31 Speaker 1 And this is me, 11:32 Speaker 1 you know? 11:33 Speaker 1 So anyway, 11:34 Speaker 1 we have a room for five old people. 11:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:37 Speaker 1 Real quick. 11:38 Speaker 1 Now that you brought that up, 11:39 Speaker 1 is that four? 11:40 Speaker 1 Like smother each other in their sleep or like bruise each other? 11:42 Speaker 1 Or is it just cause they can't get comfortable and they're like, 11:44 Speaker 1 I get away from me. 11:45 Speaker 1 I think that it's a mixture of those things. 11:47 Speaker 1 I think they also let off a lot of gas. 11:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 11:50 Speaker 1 It's like a bomb over there or something. 11:51 Speaker 1 And it's kind of, 11:52 Speaker 1 I thought it was kind of like the thing like, 11:53 Speaker 1 you know, 11:54 Speaker 1 you don't want to roll over on your baby and suffocate it. 11:55 Speaker 1 So you got to be careful. 11:56 Speaker 1 I didn't know that was like the same situation going with the old 11:58 Speaker 1 people. 11:59 Speaker 1 Like, 12:00 Speaker 1 like one, 12:01 Speaker 1 like the husband doesn't want to roll over and smother his wife. 12:02 Speaker 1 Oh, 12:04 Speaker 1 that's my third wife. 12:05 Speaker 1 Fuck. 12:06 Speaker 1 Did I tell you, 12:08 Speaker 1 I mean, 12:09 Speaker 1 you know what? 12:10 Speaker 1 My dad doesn't listen. 12:11 Speaker 1 Did I tell you my dad has guardrails on his bed? 12:14 Speaker 1 Like a, 12:15 Speaker 1 like a baby bed. 12:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:17 Speaker 1 Cause he's falling out of bed. 12:19 Speaker 1 So my mom's doing guardrails. 12:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:23 Speaker 1 But his side has guardrails cause he keeps falling out. 12:25 Speaker 1 And I guess the last time he did it, 12:27 Speaker 1 he hit his, 12:28 Speaker 1 he hit his head on the nightstand and it cut his cheek. 12:30 Speaker 1 So now he has guardrails. 12:32 Speaker 1 How, how does he get, 12:33 Speaker 1 he got to climb over it. 12:34 Speaker 1 That thing's almost more dangerous. 12:35 Speaker 1 You have to, 12:36 Speaker 1 you have to unlock him and like sleeping in a cage. 12:39 Speaker 1 And then he has a step where he like gets out of bed. 12:42 Speaker 1 He has to step on a step. 12:43 Speaker 1 Old people and babies really are about the same. 12:45 Speaker 1 Aren't they? 12:46 Speaker 1 You start your life and then you finish your life the exact same way. 12:51 Speaker 1 It is. 12:52 Speaker 1 It is what it is. 12:53 Speaker 1 Your pants and sleeping behind bars. 12:54 Speaker 1 Exactly. 12:56 Speaker 1 So, so anyway, 12:57 Speaker 1 so we get here and I'm like, 12:59 Speaker 1 okay, I got to go return the car. 13:00 Speaker 1 So I go return the car and then I had to buy a suitcase at the airport 13:04 Speaker 1 because we need another suitcase because we have way too much crap. 13:08 Speaker 1 Oh, did they get you? 13:09 Speaker 1 Is that how they get you? 13:10 Speaker 1 Like you buy all that stuff and then like, 13:11 Speaker 1 oh, we know you got too much shit. 13:12 Speaker 1 You want to buy this $200 suitcase? 13:14 Speaker 1 Well, that's the thing I didn't spend. 13:15 Speaker 1 It was $90. 13:16 Speaker 1 Wait, wasn't that you also that your wheels broke off or something 13:19 Speaker 1 when you're in Mexico and you had to buy one? 13:21 Speaker 1 Also, we were on the cruise and they know they gave it to us 13:24 Speaker 1 because they broke it. 13:25 Speaker 1 So we got free. 13:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, this one wasn't free. 13:28 Speaker 1 So I get it and I'm like, 13:30 Speaker 1 okay, I'm going to get a taxi back to the hotel. 13:32 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't have Uber. 13:33 Speaker 1 I don't have the lift app anymore. 13:34 Speaker 1 I just, I delete all this crap on my phone. 13:36 Speaker 1 So I'm like, you know, I can't be that bad. 13:37 Speaker 1 I'm 14 minutes from the hotel. 13:40 Speaker 1 There's no way this can be a problem, right? 13:43 Speaker 1 So I go out there and the taxi driver's waiting. 13:46 Speaker 1 There's a whole line of taxis and I'm like, yo, man, 13:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm trying to get to the global whatever hotel over here 13:51 Speaker 1 at the airport. 13:52 Speaker 1 He's like, uh, no, no, no, no, no. 13:54 Speaker 1 He doesn't speak English. 13:55 Speaker 1 So I show it on my phone and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 13:58 Speaker 1 Okay, get in, get in. 14:00 Speaker 1 He's acting all weird, right? 14:02 Speaker 1 So I think, I think the taxi code is I don't think they're, 14:06 Speaker 1 I think you have to tell them like streets like the, 14:08 Speaker 1 or the cross section of the street or at least in New York, 14:10 Speaker 1 I think that's where you tell them. 14:11 Speaker 1 I showed him the street. 14:12 Speaker 1 I showed him the address. 14:13 Speaker 1 I showed him the whole thing on my maps. 14:15 Speaker 1 And so he gets in his car. 14:17 Speaker 1 He's trying to use this fricking phone and it dies. 14:20 Speaker 1 And he's like, he's like, he's like, uh, uh, 14:24 Speaker 1 and he's doing this like with his hands. 14:26 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 14:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, you want my phone? 14:28 Speaker 1 He's like, yes, yes, yes. 14:29 Speaker 1 So I give him my phone. 14:30 Speaker 1 So he puts it in his dash. 14:31 Speaker 1 Like I watch Amazon or I watch prime like Netflix. 14:34 Speaker 1 He puts it in the fricking dash and we're driving. 14:37 Speaker 1 We drive. 14:38 Speaker 1 He leans back deep. 14:39 Speaker 1 Like I do this all the time when I watch euphoria. 14:42 Speaker 1 I know, dude, 14:43 Speaker 1 I wish he would have communicated something to me because it was, 14:46 Speaker 1 we, we get out of the fricking airport. 14:49 Speaker 1 We stop at the first red light. 14:51 Speaker 1 Dude falls asleep. 14:53 Speaker 1 Like, like out, right? 14:56 Speaker 1 And so all these cars start honking. 14:58 Speaker 1 They're laying on the horn and he's like, just like laying there. 15:01 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I thought he died at first. 15:03 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, I do just died. 15:05 Speaker 1 And he has my phone. 15:06 Speaker 1 Like I can't even run away. 15:08 Speaker 1 You're going to grab your phone and run out the cab. 15:10 Speaker 1 They're going to be like, I killed that man has told his phone. 15:12 Speaker 1 I know. 15:13 Speaker 1 So I'm like, dude, I'm freaking out. 15:15 Speaker 1 So finally he wakes up and he, and he goes, doesn't even, doesn't acknowledge 15:18 Speaker 1 it doesn't even acknowledge what just happened. 15:20 Speaker 1 So we're driving. 15:21 Speaker 1 We make it eight minutes into our drive. 15:24 Speaker 1 He's going over a bridge. 15:25 Speaker 1 It's like, it's got like guardrails on both sides. 15:27 Speaker 1 He falls asleep and hits the guardrail like boom and bounces off of it. 15:32 Speaker 1 Like nothing happened. 15:33 Speaker 1 And it jerks him away. 15:34 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, he's doing this. 15:36 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what the heck is going on? 15:38 Speaker 1 He doesn't even acknowledge it, dude, that he just sideswiped a freaking rail. 15:42 Speaker 1 I think maybe they do need more cops. 15:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:46 Speaker 1 Well, dude, I'm like, this is nuts. 15:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, is he wasted? 15:49 Speaker 1 Like what's going on? 15:51 Speaker 1 So we're driving and he's, he's kind of following my directions and all of a 15:54 Speaker 1 sudden you could see like he was going way too fast to make this right turn. 15:59 Speaker 1 And there's a bicyclist like, like going quickly in the bike lane like this. 16:05 Speaker 1 He gets right around the bicyclist and he goes, oh, oh, and he slams on the 16:08 Speaker 1 brakes and jerks it across right in front of this bicyclist. 16:13 Speaker 1 Dude, this dude locks his bike up, almost smokes us. 16:17 Speaker 1 And I'm just like, what is going on? 16:19 Speaker 1 So we get in front of the hotel and like, dude, this is good. 16:21 Speaker 1 Like, like you're close enough. 16:22 Speaker 1 Like I'm good. 16:23 Speaker 1 I'm good. 16:24 Speaker 1 And then he goes, he goes, um, and he shows me the total and it's $33. 16:28 Speaker 1 I'm like, Oh my God. 16:30 Speaker 1 I know. 16:31 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 16:32 Speaker 1 So I said, okay. 16:33 Speaker 1 Well, I pull up my card and he's, I said, you take cards, right? 16:35 Speaker 1 And he goes, Oh yeah. 16:36 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:39 Speaker 1 Yeah. 16:40 Speaker 1 He grabs his credit card machine. 16:41 Speaker 1 It's dead. 16:42 Speaker 1 So then he starts trying to find the charger for his credit card machine. 16:45 Speaker 1 He plugs in the cigarette lighter and he's like, uh, hold on. 16:49 Speaker 1 I'm like, I gotta wait for this thing to charge. 16:51 Speaker 1 It's like, what is going on? 16:53 Speaker 1 So then I'm like, dude, can I get my phone back? 16:55 Speaker 1 He gives me my phone back. 16:56 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm going to grab my new suitcase. 16:57 Speaker 1 Is that okay? 16:58 Speaker 1 I'm not running. 16:59 Speaker 1 He's like, Oh, yo, yo, yo. 17:00 Speaker 1 So I get out and grab the suitcase. 17:02 Speaker 1 I'm standing there. 17:03 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, what is going on? 17:04 Speaker 1 It finally gets done charging, which was like, I don't know, four minutes. 17:08 Speaker 1 It took, and then I give him my credit card. 17:10 Speaker 1 He swipes it. 17:11 Speaker 1 He just drove away. 17:13 Speaker 1 I don't even know what the total said on the screen. 17:15 Speaker 1 I probably got charged $200 for that. 17:18 Speaker 1 He probably made me pay for the damage. 17:20 Speaker 1 He's like, okay. 17:21 Speaker 1 So cars bad over there. 17:23 Speaker 1 I might get ticket for running cyclists. 17:24 Speaker 1 We're working at $600. 17:26 Speaker 1 Dude, it was so I, I'm never going to taxi again ever, ever in my life. 17:31 Speaker 1 I'm swearing them off. 17:32 Speaker 1 Have you ever gotten a taxi? 17:34 Speaker 1 I was just about to bring that up because, uh, I mean, obviously taxis are made 17:39 Speaker 1 famous by like New York movies. 17:40 Speaker 1 You know, you'd be like someone in the street hailing the taxi and like, 17:43 Speaker 1 follow that other taxi. 17:44 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:45 Speaker 1 Whatever. 17:46 Speaker 1 It's just normal to them. 17:47 Speaker 1 But I think, uh, I think London is real big on tap. 17:51 Speaker 1 They call them cabbies, right? 17:53 Speaker 1 Uh, what, what do they call a taxi in London? 17:56 Speaker 1 I don't know if I remember. 17:57 Speaker 1 I thought they were cabbies or something like that. 18:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 18:02 Speaker 1 Megan's trying to figure it out too. 18:03 Speaker 1 They do call them something different. 18:04 Speaker 1 Yes. 18:05 Speaker 1 I saw, I watched a video. 18:06 Speaker 1 It was like probably five minutes long, a little while ago, and it was 18:09 Speaker 1 talking about, um, how they have to memorize every single location and 18:14 Speaker 1 road and cross street and building and restaurant to pass their cabbie test, 18:19 Speaker 1 uh, before they can ever become a cab driver. 18:21 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's gotta be fucking insane. 18:23 Speaker 1 Remembering every single street, restaurants, hotels, bars, pubs, uh, 18:28 Speaker 1 apartment buildings, hospitals, everything you've got to remember. 18:31 Speaker 1 And the guy asked him like, what if, uh, what if a restaurant closes down or 18:34 Speaker 1 if it moves or it gets a new one in there? 18:35 Speaker 1 He's like, you better know that, or you're going to get fired from your 18:38 Speaker 1 cabbie commission. 18:39 Speaker 1 But apparently it's like a high goal for them in London to be a cabbie. 18:42 Speaker 1 I mean, they make really good money. 18:44 Speaker 1 Um, I mean, I, I mean, dude, they kill it in pounds. 18:47 Speaker 1 And then, you know, they can get tipped as well here in Germany. 18:50 Speaker 1 Well, they probably kill it here too. 18:51 Speaker 1 Cause they just charge your card, whatever they want. 18:53 Speaker 1 And then you don't find out. 18:54 Speaker 1 You look away. 18:56 Speaker 1 Probably. 18:57 Speaker 1 I was like the opposite. 18:58 Speaker 1 It's the opposite of when you're at a restaurant and the lady shows your 19:01 Speaker 1 tip thing and she looks away. 19:02 Speaker 1 It's like the opposite over there where they're charging. 19:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:06 Speaker 1 Look away. 19:07 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 19:08 Speaker 1 You cannot look. 19:09 Speaker 1 You cannot look or surprise. 19:10 Speaker 1 It's a surprise. 19:11 Speaker 1 100% correct. 19:12 Speaker 1 But no, but it's already, I've gone. 19:14 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, dude, I'll never, I'll never do another taxi again. 19:17 Speaker 1 It was, it was a terrible experience. 19:19 Speaker 1 Um, and I'm glad that it's over. 19:21 Speaker 1 And tomorrow we'll get the, we'll get the shuttle from the hotel or 19:23 Speaker 1 leaving bright and early. 19:24 Speaker 1 So I leave here at seven in the morning. 19:26 Speaker 1 I got a 10 hour flight home and, uh, I think I land in Atlanta at 19:30 Speaker 1 one 30 year time. 19:31 Speaker 1 So that's, I'm pretty still bad. 19:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:34 Speaker 1 Let's you go. 19:35 Speaker 1 Let's you go backwards in time. 19:36 Speaker 1 I was thinking like, damn, he's not going to lay until five and then get 19:38 Speaker 1 home at like seven, but you're going to be home at one. 19:40 Speaker 1 It's going to be weird. 19:41 Speaker 1 Uh, that that's the, do you think it's worse when you fly out of the 19:45 Speaker 1 country or when you fly back in, when it comes to time differences? 19:48 Speaker 1 Oh, definitely. 19:49 Speaker 1 When you fly out, dude, and it jumps ahead. 19:51 Speaker 1 Cause that's brutal. 19:52 Speaker 1 That first day is brutal. 19:53 Speaker 1 At least for me tomorrow, you know, I'm going to get home at three 19:56 Speaker 1 30, which is technically what nine 30 to me. 20:01 Speaker 1 And then, you know, I'll record with you, dude. 20:03 Speaker 1 Well, my entire family will be in bed by 7 PM tomorrow night. 20:06 Speaker 1 And we're going to sleep solid 12 hours. 20:08 Speaker 1 It's going to be amazing because this has been, we have been going, 20:11 Speaker 1 going, going the entire time. 20:13 Speaker 1 So we're pretty excited about that. 20:15 Speaker 1 And, uh, and yeah, man, it's back to normal life and recording at my 20:19 Speaker 1 house and I don't got to worry about crappy wifi. 20:21 Speaker 1 Oh, that'd be nice. 20:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:23 Speaker 1 Your background, I do like how it changes, but like, you know, 20:24 Speaker 1 like my, my ADHD mind, I'm looking at stuff back there. 20:27 Speaker 1 I'm like, what's that blue light? 20:28 Speaker 1 Like, why is it only on one half of the bed? 20:30 Speaker 1 And where are all these other lights coming from? 20:32 Speaker 1 That's the question. 20:33 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't know. 20:35 Speaker 1 I don't even know what that, I didn't know that was there. 20:37 Speaker 1 Um, I just turned lights on, but I'm sure all the beds have it. 20:40 Speaker 1 I don't know. 20:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:42 Speaker 1 I, uh, I, and also, did you, you haven't said anything about my 20:44 Speaker 1 Jersey? 20:45 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't even know who that is. 20:48 Speaker 1 I don't either, but you know what people here do. 20:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:52 Speaker 1 It's kind of cool. 20:53 Speaker 1 Really? 20:54 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:55 Speaker 1 You make so many friends. 20:56 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 20:57 Speaker 1 Like I wore this to the amusement park and people were like, yo, 20:59 Speaker 1 no, no, no. 21:00 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, speaking of that, I got a good idea for 21:03 Speaker 1 what we can do. 21:04 Speaker 1 Um, because there was this, there was this company called 21:06 Speaker 1 Aguila, I think. 21:07 Speaker 1 And essentially what they were doing, cause you know, 21:09 Speaker 1 all these jerseys are like 150 bucks, uh, 21:11 Speaker 1 120 bucks. 21:12 Speaker 1 The official ones and people are like Columbia and Cuba or 21:14 Speaker 1 wherever they are, these small shit countries. 21:16 Speaker 1 They can't afford that. 21:17 Speaker 1 Um, so what this company was doing is saying, Hey, look, 21:20 Speaker 1 we'll buy the Jersey. 21:22 Speaker 1 How much do you want it discounted off? 21:24 Speaker 1 You can get it all the way down to $20, but we're going to put 21:27 Speaker 1 our logo on the front massive. 21:28 Speaker 1 Like how Emirates is right there, but it's still the Jersey. 21:31 Speaker 1 But if you wanted to pay only 80, then you get like a medium 21:33 Speaker 1 size logo. 21:34 Speaker 1 If you want to pay a hundred to get like a small logo, 21:36 Speaker 1 but I was wondering if like we could do something like that. 21:38 Speaker 1 Like you buy jerseys and we put our logo on there and then we 21:41 Speaker 1 just sell it to him for 20 bucks. 21:43 Speaker 1 Then I got to buy the Jersey. 21:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:47 Speaker 1 We'd have to get someone else to buy the Jersey more likely. 21:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:49 Speaker 1 This Jersey cost me. 21:50 Speaker 1 It was expensive. 21:51 Speaker 1 It was probably like $17. 21:52 Speaker 1 Oh, that's it. 21:54 Speaker 1 Oh, this is not like an official one. 21:55 Speaker 1 It's it's it. 21:56 Speaker 1 I mean, no, these are all knockoffs, 21:58 Speaker 1 but I mean the patches are all real. 22:00 Speaker 1 They're not like so not or anything. 22:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:02 Speaker 1 I mean, I had a lot of people who, you know, 22:04 Speaker 1 I had a lot of people who were like, 22:05 Speaker 1 Oh, this is the way it is. 22:06 Speaker 1 And they're like, 22:07 Speaker 1 I'm not going to be able to get a little bit of HP on that motherfucker. 22:09 Speaker 1 I guess this is who sponsors. 22:12 Speaker 1 Whatever team this is. I just liked it. It was, 22:14 Speaker 1 it was black and white. I had black pants on. 22:16 Speaker 1 I got my daily dose show hat on and it matched. 22:19 Speaker 1 And then tomorrow I'm wearing my Spain Jersey. 22:20 Speaker 1 Now the Spain Jersey's, we actually spent the money on. 22:23 Speaker 1 We got, we got nice ones. 22:24 Speaker 1 For Spain. 22:25 Speaker 1 But, but not, dude, I mean, 22:27 Speaker 1 I, how many times am I going to wear this when I get back to the 22:28 Speaker 1 states? 22:29 Speaker 1 That's going to sit in your suitcase, just like the Spain one. 22:31 Speaker 1 And you know, then you're gonna go next vacation, but oh fuck I forgot about the World Cup and everything 22:36 Speaker 1 But next vacation I go on I'll have soccer jerseys and Hawaiian shirts because I just won't unpack them 22:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. You just got a smorgasbord of shit to wear wherever you go and end up like fucking Alaska 22:46 Speaker 1 I'd be like a little like an idiot 22:50 Speaker 1 They're like, do you have any anything other than Aloha shirt or Hawaiian shirts, I'm like, yeah, I got soccer jerseys 22:55 Speaker 1 It's pretty awesome. Yeah, I got two soccer jerseys underneath these three Hawaiian shirts. I'm pretty warm guys 23:00 Speaker 1 I think I'll be okay doctors pretty big in Alaska, dude. So I can't read me. Oh, yeah huge 23:07 Speaker 1 All right 23:07 Speaker 1 Well, if you're listening to this you're on our radio our podcast or Spotify 23:11 Speaker 1 Be sure leaves a five-star review and a follow helps out a good bit 23:13 Speaker 1 It really doesn't we see y'all doing it all the time even more so that we're giving away a ps5 at 1,000 reviews on 23:19 Speaker 1 The daily no show Spotify just send me a screenshot get you on the list. 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Let's do some new 24:35 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news for you 24:41 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news 24:48 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news from Brandon 24:52 Speaker 1 He's done our ball ticket sales begin Tuesday in the United Kingdom 24:57 Speaker 1 So before 24:59 Speaker 1 Europe had a max price for their lottery of 250 million now somehow 25:04 Speaker 1 I think we're getting fucked on this deal 25:06 Speaker 1 But the US Powerball is now gonna be available in Europe for same price you pay here 25:11 Speaker 1 Apparently right now the odds are one and two hundred and ninety seven million to win the the major jackpot 25:16 Speaker 1 And they somehow say the odds are gonna stay the same 25:19 Speaker 1 But I don't see how that's possible when you add in, you know, whatever Europe's population is eighty million hundred million 25:25 Speaker 1 I don't quite know what it is 25:26 Speaker 1 But I feel like everybody's kind of getting screwed here. And what I also trying to figure out is 25:32 Speaker 1 We're do you have to pay taxes in the US and the UK? 25:35 Speaker 1 Like are you gonna win half a billion dollars and at the time you get it? 25:38 Speaker 1 You got like 300,000 like what the fuck I got robbed over here. I just don't see how this is gonna work out 25:43 Speaker 1 Well, so wait a minute. So are you sure we're sharing it? 25:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah 25:49 Speaker 1 It's the same. It's the same one. Yeah, I'm not playing that 25:53 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying, but they said the odds are gonna stay the same so I don't understand how they're doing it 25:57 Speaker 1 They said they're gonna be it's gonna be the same 26:00 Speaker 1 System that we have it's gonna be in the same pot the same pool 26:03 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess I mean, I don't know if I mean obviously 26:07 Speaker 1 the more people that play 26:10 Speaker 1 Does not affect your odds of winning per se because the numbers stay the same 26:15 Speaker 1 However, it would increase the amount of people that you have to worry about winning with you 26:21 Speaker 1 So like if you and me and say we both win in the United States and then two or three people from England win 26:29 Speaker 1 Like how much how much is that gonna suck? 26:32 Speaker 1 Now we got to split it with them not even split it they get more than we do now the taxes 26:37 Speaker 1 You only get screwed based on your state. So we'd be only be taxed by Georgia. They would be screwed dude, England 26:44 Speaker 1 They might not even they might not give them any I mean, dude you win the powerball there. They're like, okay 26:49 Speaker 1 That's good. Good job, mate. All right, that takes care of your taxes for the year 26:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I thought you got to pay federal taxes on it too here. Don't you or is it just state taxes? 26:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to pay federal and state but I mean, so that's what I'm saying 27:02 Speaker 1 So if someone well, I'm saying let's say someone in Germany wins it do they have to pay 27:07 Speaker 1 US federal tax because it's a US based organization and then also a UK tax and then also a German tax 27:13 Speaker 1 No, because it'd go it'd be the same like show that like the Shohei effect, right? 27:18 Speaker 1 So even though Shohei is getting paid by the Dodgers 27:21 Speaker 1 He knows 27:22 Speaker 1 He starts getting his massive checks. He's gonna be back in Japan or wherever he's from 27:27 Speaker 1 So he's he's only gonna be taxed on where he lives not based on 27:32 Speaker 1 The company that's paying you because if that was the case 27:35 Speaker 1 There's a lot of companies that you get paid from even when I was with the government 27:39 Speaker 1 We're I was getting paid out of Virginia, but I'm being taxed on where I live 27:43 Speaker 1 So, I mean it's in the UK. They don't have 27:46 Speaker 1 State taxes, they only have federal so I mean either way their taxes are gonna suck way worse than ours 27:53 Speaker 1 I think it's just more of a why are we all having to share the same pot and now we have to worry about these clowns 28:00 Speaker 1 Winning the same time we do like that. That's stupid. Yeah, and they're bitching like they had their own 28:07 Speaker 1 Lottery thing that was just it was capped at 250 million euros 28:11 Speaker 1 I believe and I'm like what what if it's going well 28:13 Speaker 1 Why would you not just raise your fucking cap instead of hopping on our fucking power ball you fucking power bitches 28:18 Speaker 1 So that it's so you know, what's crazy about this? That means that the UK is gonna be legally playing power ball 28:26 Speaker 1 Before the state of Alabama. Oh 28:28 Speaker 1 That's right. Yeah, you don't have power ball. I don't have lottery over there. That's crazy and that's pretty embarrassing 28:33 Speaker 1 But what are the now what I'm wondering is what's the age here to buy a lot? 28:37 Speaker 1 Is it 18 to buy a lottery ticket or six? Yes 18. I hope it's not 16 28:43 Speaker 1 16 I actually I don't know maybe it's 21 because you can't gamble unless you're 21 and now that's what I'm wondering about over there 28:49 Speaker 1 Are they gonna get a head start on our youngins? Like they're gonna be gambling for years before our guys. Oh, yeah, dude, UK 28:55 Speaker 1 They're probably gonna make the legal gambling age 12 28:57 Speaker 1 There's gonna have all the children fucking go in their parents wallets and go to the store just by power ball tickets and lose them 29:02 Speaker 1 On the way home and cigarettes 29:06 Speaker 1 So, I don't know I just thought that was kind of crazy 29:08 Speaker 1 I don't I need to start playing the power ball more I do it every now and then you know 29:11 Speaker 1 The best feeling is when you get a powerball ticket and you forget about it and it's the next day 29:15 Speaker 1 You're like I could be the winner and you open up your wallet like not a single fucking number. Just throw that bitch away 29:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, I told I've told you before man 29:23 Speaker 1 The best feeling is when you get it and you spend the next 20 minutes in your truck 29:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, how you gonna spend it how fun it's gonna be how you're gonna hide it from everybody and what lawyer you're gonna hire 29:37 Speaker 1 So much fun be driving your truck or something you hear weird noise by it's not gonna matter in my Lambo 29:45 Speaker 1 Exactly like a cop pulls you over you're like give me as many tickets as you want, dude. I'm about to be rich 29:51 Speaker 1 But the 29:53 Speaker 1 That's why that's why I prefer those over scratch off tickets because scratch off just like it's just goes goes too quick 29:58 Speaker 1 You're just like oh damn 29:59 Speaker 1 I didn't have time to think about what I could have bought cuz I didn't win fucking anything 30:02 Speaker 1 But like I said, at least if you buy a powerball during the middle of the day 30:05 Speaker 1 Rest of your day like man. I can't wait to be retired tomorrow. It's gonna be awesome 30:08 Speaker 1 You know, I know have you ever bought a have you ever bought a powerball and then you're fantasizing about it 30:12 Speaker 1 And then you see like a mega millions billboard and you're going. Oh my god 30:17 Speaker 1 That's what I was supposed to play 30:18 Speaker 1 And then you go into another gas station just to get the mega millions as well because you're like 30:22 Speaker 1 I don't want to miss out on my moment because you think that was a sign. I do that a lot 30:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I also hate when people say they're like feeling lucky and they go and buy it and they lose every time 30:32 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't think you know what luck feels like like when you feel the most unlucky is probably when you should buy a ticket 30:37 Speaker 1 Yes. Yes, that's true. And 30:39 Speaker 1 The my biggest pet peeve is when people going to buy mega millions or powerball tickets and they say can I get five? 30:46 Speaker 1 Or can I get ten like like hey dumb dumb. It's not changing your odds 30:52 Speaker 1 Okay, one ticket is the exact same as ten. It's exact same as 20 30:57 Speaker 1 It's the exact same as a hundred if it's meant to be it's meant to be but why would you drop? 31:02 Speaker 1 $200 on powerball tickets when you can drop or it's five now or it's five dollars 31:07 Speaker 1 Is that the one I think they both went up to five didn't they? Oh 31:11 Speaker 1 Well this this said that it was gonna be sold for two dollars in Europe 31:14 Speaker 1 So if that's the case, then we're definitely getting fucked and get to one. It'd be two pounds. So that's four dollars. Oh 31:21 Speaker 1 That's still not the right math. They're still fucking no, this says powerball tickets cost two 31:26 Speaker 1 That's a dollar simple. Yeah 31:28 Speaker 1 Not a Euro symbol. Well, they can't they don't have dollars. They can't they can't use dollars in the equivalent of two American dollars 31:35 Speaker 1 Which is what like a dollar fifty one one pound. Yeah dollar dollar fifty something like that. It's stupid 31:41 Speaker 1 But hey idiots 31:43 Speaker 1 But I don't know there might be some kind of tax clause and we might be fucking Europe again 31:47 Speaker 1 I'm just getting more money out of it. And I don't even know who makes this call like it's a separate organization, right? 31:52 Speaker 1 It's like its own organization own gambling fund or no, it's ran by the feds 31:57 Speaker 1 Well, wait a minute. Is it because everything says like Georgia lottery or Michigan lottery or Pennsylvania lottery? 32:02 Speaker 1 So I think all the powerball tickets bought in your state go back to your state for you know, taxes and 32:09 Speaker 1 Repairing roads and you know going in politicians pockets. So really I think this is just a money-making scheme by the British 32:17 Speaker 1 Just to be like dude. We'll take some of that. You know, no, I think but I think the fun all goes into the 32:23 Speaker 1 American so I don't know if we're just like making Europeans gamble and we're getting half the money. Yeah, that'd be cool 32:28 Speaker 1 That's what I'm not. I mean, that's cool, too. Yeah, you know, whatever 32:31 Speaker 1 All right. Oh next 32:35 Speaker 1 ESPN to part ways with Cam Newton as part of talent layoffs that also included Ryan Clark 32:40 Speaker 1 So this happened a couple days ago or yesterday 32:43 Speaker 1 Depending on where you're listening to this unless you listen like a year from now 32:46 Speaker 1 Then you're like what the fuck are these guys talking about? 32:48 Speaker 1 But Ryan Clark was pulled off his show mid show they fired that man 32:53 Speaker 1 They just come in and they just fired his ass and now they're getting rid of Cam Newton and they're getting rid of 32:58 Speaker 1 about five others 33:00 Speaker 1 Personalities and a rumor has it that uh, Pat McAfee's gonna be getting paid 60 million dollars a year now 33:06 Speaker 1 Which is insane. So it's obviously Disney. That's making all these layoffs. I 33:11 Speaker 1 Don't know. I said I don't watch a lot of sports commentary like that. I'll see clips and everything 33:17 Speaker 1 I mean, my favorite would be you know, Shannon Sharp. He's pretty funny when he does this shit 33:21 Speaker 1 The TNT guys, I think their show's gone, but it had Shaq and Kenny and Charles Barkley 33:28 Speaker 1 And then Pat McAfee, you know, I will watch him on like a Saturday morning 33:31 Speaker 1 Before it got sports or whatever going on, but I just don't know why we need so many sports analyst guys 33:37 Speaker 1 They're just up there talking shit 33:40 Speaker 1 Okay, I will say and this is a terrible thing for me to say because me and you have been doing the show for 33:44 Speaker 1 Like a year and a half, right? 33:47 Speaker 1 I cannot stand Pat McAfee show. I've tried dude. It's just it's just too 33:53 Speaker 1 It's just stupid. It's like none of those guys make it. I mean Pat McAfee's a good he's good 33:58 Speaker 1 But he's surrounded by morons, you know, like they're just not they're not engaging. They don't have good personalities 34:03 Speaker 1 They don't really bring anything to the show. They're just waiting for him to say something. They're like, oh, yeah 34:08 Speaker 1 That's right. Yeah. I mean, it's just stupid right? He's a bunch of yes, man. He needs the guys like me and you 34:13 Speaker 1 Right. Yeah, yeah, we can join him on college game day 34:16 Speaker 1 We would be better than these these clowns now 34:19 Speaker 1 I just I just read before we got on about the ryan clark thing because I like ryan clark. I I know he's uh 34:24 Speaker 1 He's had some controversies in the past with some of the things he said 34:28 Speaker 1 Um, I don't know if you remember when he played me nfl he played for the cardinals 34:32 Speaker 1 He played for the steelers steel and he and he could not play 34:37 Speaker 1 In denver he could never play at mile high stadium. Why because he has sickle cell 34:43 Speaker 1 so if you if you have sickle cell, you can't play at that high elevation so that 34:47 Speaker 1 That became like a huge thing because he was a starting strong safety 34:51 Speaker 1 I believe don't I think it was strong safety 34:54 Speaker 1 For the for the steelers and every time they'd go to denver which wasn't a lot 34:58 Speaker 1 But every time they'd go to denver he couldn't play in the game 35:00 Speaker 1 So it became this huge like, you know 35:02 Speaker 1 Should he be docked his pay and then he had this whole thing with the with the players union because he's like look dude 35:07 Speaker 1 It's a disease. I can't you know, it's like you can't it's you know 35:11 Speaker 1 Essentially medically he can't be penalized for that 35:14 Speaker 1 so if he's smart right because 35:17 Speaker 1 Like you said dude was in middle of the show 35:20 Speaker 1 They were on the commercial break going into the last 10 minutes 35:24 Speaker 1 I don't even know who makes this like who's the idiot that makes this decision and they walk on the set and they're like 35:29 Speaker 1 Yo, dude 35:30 Speaker 1 Uh, you just got fired. Yeah 35:32 Speaker 1 They sent out mickey mouse to tell him I mean, it's like it's like it's like that movie uh office space we were talking 35:37 Speaker 1 He's like he's like I have not been paid in in two weeks. I'm waiting for my check, you know 35:42 Speaker 1 Like he's like he's like to do with the red stapler. So 35:45 Speaker 1 I I think he's got a lawsuit just because of 35:49 Speaker 1 I it's based on his contract how that works, but my man is disabled dude. He's got a medical problem 35:54 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, he's gonna get so much money 35:57 Speaker 1 He's like sickle sale. I got sickle sit and boom they're just gonna throw cash at him 36:01 Speaker 1 Well, that's probably a bigger reason to get rid of him. He's got a disease 36:03 Speaker 1 They don't want him dying on air doing something stupid, you know 36:06 Speaker 1 Well, I don't know if he's I don't know if sickle cell kills you 36:09 Speaker 1 I don't even sickle cell is 36:11 Speaker 1 Uh, you're red. Your your cells are shaped like uh, like a half moon instead of a full circle 36:16 Speaker 1 And they'll get caught on corners and shit like that and they can't they don't function as well 36:21 Speaker 1 I don't want to say it, you know, I don't want to say it what 36:25 Speaker 1 That's not true. There's no way that's true 36:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, i remember there's no way there's no way your red blood cells get caught on corners. What corners are you talking? 36:33 Speaker 1 What what what u-turns are in your body that we need to be worried about brandon. Uh, well you'll have like, uh 36:39 Speaker 1 You'll have uh, what you might call it cholesterol and it uh 36:42 Speaker 1 What is it called cholesterol? Yeah, yeah that builds up on inside of your uh, 36:46 Speaker 1 Vein or your blood tubes blood stream 36:49 Speaker 1 Dude stop it 36:52 Speaker 1 Because they'll they'll get all intertangled and everything and they'll lock up 36:56 Speaker 1 The red blood cells will lock up. Yeah, because they're shaped weird 37:00 Speaker 1 Okay, I don't like circles like circles will you know, I can't I can't I can't lock these up 37:04 Speaker 1 These things will bounce around each other and move and move how they need to but if there were slots cut out 37:09 Speaker 1 They could grab onto each other and then start going crazy 37:14 Speaker 1 I don't I don't I don't have enough internet to even back check you but I promise you 37:19 Speaker 1 You're about 40 right? It does. It does have something to do with your cells 37:23 Speaker 1 I don't know if they lock up like some magic jigsaw puzzle inside of your blood tubes. Okay 37:28 Speaker 1 I can't when you call them blood tubes 37:31 Speaker 1 It's like the dumbest I was gonna say capillaries, but I think they're actually 37:36 Speaker 1 You're like a i'm a learned doctor, okay when you're when your veins i'm sorry your blood tubes 37:43 Speaker 1 That's what those doctors call them when your blood tubes have sickle cell 37:48 Speaker 1 Blood going through them. They lock up like a jigsaw puzzle and cause cholesterol blockage to build up and break 37:55 Speaker 1 What like yeah, man, you're you're fucking your cells look all fuck dude in your blood tubes 38:00 Speaker 1 And they're about to explode at any second. I would not go any higher than 38:04 Speaker 1 5279 feet above sea level or you will explode it 38:10 Speaker 1 I think blood tubes 38:12 Speaker 1 Anyway, so so I think he's I think he's gonna be okay cam newton, you know why he's getting fired 38:18 Speaker 1 Not because he's got all those stupid fucking hats and hairdos 38:21 Speaker 1 Exactly 38:24 Speaker 1 Like if I showed up to work 38:26 Speaker 1 Right like my because he did his first day 38:29 Speaker 1 Like like espn hired him this clown shows up in a purple fedora with a massive pirate feather 38:35 Speaker 1 Okay, not not a cool like, you know, uh 1940s feather pimp feather 38:41 Speaker 1 It's a it's like one of the ones that uh, like the tampa bay buccaneer wears, right? 38:46 Speaker 1 Like the big flamingo wing right hanging off his hat and then he's wearing these skin tight god-awful pants dress pants with no socks 38:54 Speaker 1 And ugly shoes and a skin tight purple shirt with a mix a mismatched jacket 39:00 Speaker 1 And and then he never came back from that. It just kept going downhill. So 39:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, if they have a reason to fire him, it's that it's his dress and appearance 39:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know why he thought the the pirate pimp abraham lincoln style was going to work for him 39:14 Speaker 1 With no sock with no socks 39:16 Speaker 1 He's like, oh no, that's where I draw the line. I can't have weird socks. That'd be fucking crazy 39:20 Speaker 1 Are you ever have you ever you know, I know you don't wear suits, but have you ever wore dress shoes with no socks? 39:25 Speaker 1 Yes, they're very uncomfortable. It's which dude. It's the worst. It rubs the back you get hot spots because I used to have those 39:31 Speaker 1 Did you ever have? 39:33 Speaker 1 This is dating me dude, but you might have had them. Did you ever have a true penny loafer? 39:40 Speaker 1 um 39:41 Speaker 1 That's what spares were right? Were they like considered boat shoes? No, you know why penny loafers are called penny loafers 39:48 Speaker 1 Because they're like a penny 39:49 Speaker 1 Because you put a penny in them 39:52 Speaker 1 for 39:54 Speaker 1 No idea. They were shoes that had a leather pouch 39:58 Speaker 1 On the top and you could put a penny inside of it 40:01 Speaker 1 For like decoration. I mean, I guess you could do a nickel too if you wanted to really blow people's minds 40:07 Speaker 1 But I wanted a pair so bad when I was like nine or ten years old 40:10 Speaker 1 So I got them for christmas and first thing I did my dad i'm like, oh my gosh, I got penny loafers, right? 40:16 Speaker 1 So my dad had two penny brand new pennies. They were like shiny pennies 40:20 Speaker 1 Man, I stuck those things in those loafers, dude. I wore them out 40:24 Speaker 1 But the problem was I went no socks 40:26 Speaker 1 And it tore my feet up dude 40:28 Speaker 1 And they I mean my feet were blistering bleeding for like weeks after that 40:32 Speaker 1 But I didn't want to stop wearing them because I look so good in them 40:35 Speaker 1 I warm in the winter in michigan, you know how hard that is. Is that where the term comes in? 40:38 Speaker 1 Here's my two cents. Like you just show them your shoes 40:42 Speaker 1 Maybe 40:44 Speaker 1 Maybe I don't know that'd be cool. Well, you won't know my two cents, but I look at them down here 40:48 Speaker 1 They're pretty awesome, ain't they really so that's that's that's like that's something cam newton would have wore and now granted 40:53 Speaker 1 I was I was like nine or ten 40:55 Speaker 1 So i'm not embarrassed to tell the story about my infatuation with penny loafers. He's a grown man 41:01 Speaker 1 Okay, like if I wear penny loafers right now, I give you full 41:05 Speaker 1 Full permission to make fun of me. Yeah, I didn't know they still sold them 41:08 Speaker 1 You gotta go like fucking ebay or goodwill 41:11 Speaker 1 If I find a pair i'm getting you a pair and you're rocking them, dude 41:15 Speaker 1 We'll put altoids in them the back of altoids 41:18 Speaker 1 It starts raining you're like no 41:21 Speaker 1 I gotta get them out 41:23 Speaker 1 It's out. All right. Well, that was your dumb news. Uh, we got europeans playing fucking powerball now 41:28 Speaker 1 And I feel like someone's getting fucked here. I know that I don't know if it's us or them 41:31 Speaker 1 But someone's getting screwed over and good job. ESPN was getting rid of some of these people 41:37 Speaker 1 hopefully now my uh 41:39 Speaker 1 Disney plus or my hulu subscription will go down some but I imagine not 41:42 Speaker 1 I think it's all going to pat mcAfee's pocket in his fucking team 41:45 Speaker 1 It's like ESPN plus is like 33 bucks a month and I still don't know how to cancel it like what the fuck 41:50 Speaker 1 So oh, dude, I since i've been over here i've subscribed to euro sports 41:55 Speaker 1 Uh, i've subscribed stuff. I don't know what it is 41:58 Speaker 1 You think i'm ever gonna be able to cancel that and I I don't know what i'm doing 42:02 Speaker 1 I'm just over on my macbook. Just like okay. Well, I gotta watch the us play 42:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, i'll subscribe to euro 17 6th 42:09 Speaker 1 I don't know what this stuff means, dude. It's crazy. I know i'll have paypal like 42:14 Speaker 1 Paypal like you can go to your google play store and delete subscriptions 42:16 Speaker 1 But i'll go like paypal would just send me a notification for like I pay like 29 bucks a month for white pages 42:22 Speaker 1 I don't remember when the fuck I got white pages. It's something I got online white pages 42:25 Speaker 1 I don't even get the real fucking book 42:27 Speaker 1 But every time I see it i'm like, oh jesus christ and I try to find an email to contact white pages 42:32 Speaker 1 I don't remember my login or anything 42:34 Speaker 1 And then some I hope it gets resolved and then I either forget about it next month. 29 dollars. Jesus christ 42:40 Speaker 1 Why are you subscribed to the white pages? I don't fucking know. I don't even know what I did that or why I would do that 42:46 Speaker 1 I don't know if I was 42:47 Speaker 1 You're trying to find some girl's number and you're like I got an idea. I'll download the phone book 42:55 Speaker 1 It's probably where your date is probably when you're dating that 80 year old woman 42:58 Speaker 1 Because you knew that was the only way to find her was in the white book 43:02 Speaker 1 No, I think that was there was a lot 43:04 Speaker 1 After that like because this has only been going on for like six or seven months maybe eight months, but like I said 43:09 Speaker 1 When you dated her did she have a cell phone? 43:12 Speaker 1 Uh, well, I never dated her. I just banged her one night. Um, did she have a cell phone or did she only have a landline? 43:17 Speaker 1 Ah 43:18 Speaker 1 You know, I can't remember. I don't think I've ever seen her play with a phone 43:22 Speaker 1 Maybe not 43:23 Speaker 1 That's why you got it 43:25 Speaker 1 That's why you got it the next day. You were like I gotta find bertha. I gotta find her 43:30 Speaker 1 And then you bought you bought the white pages and you never canceled it. I was like, there's so many fucking birthdays in here 43:35 Speaker 1 I'm never gonna fucking find. I'm just calling them all 43:38 Speaker 1 It's like hello 43:40 Speaker 1 Nice is my grandson, but no wrong one. You're like how old are you? She's like 78. You're like too young 43:46 Speaker 1 Scratch that one off 43:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, we have 400 more here 43:53 Speaker 1 All right 43:53 Speaker 1 We're gonna go ahead and uh get into some uh gta voice mails 43:56 Speaker 1 If you want to get in on this leave us your best real life gta moment 44:01 Speaker 1 Uh, we'll be listening to like three of them a day typically and then on fridays 44:04 Speaker 1 We uh have the top three this week it'll be the top six and we'll be picking two out of that 44:09 Speaker 1 And mad dog hops on and kind of just breaks it down for us on what's going on the legalities? 44:14 Speaker 1 Uh if they're still in trouble and then the winner gets a copy of gta sick pre-order 44:19 Speaker 1 Just listen to the show and if you're the winner hit me up on instagram or uh the clues to facebook 44:24 Speaker 1 And we'll get you that copy itself 44:26 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. We got a first one right 44:36 Speaker 1 Couple years ago, uh back in high school. I was on the way up to nepps 44:42 Speaker 1 in dallas texas 44:45 Speaker 1 And my recruiter and I we got stopped at the square. Well, I don't remember exactly what it's called 44:51 Speaker 1 Uh, the big old area in the middle of dallas is a fountain and whatnot 44:55 Speaker 1 Anywho 44:57 Speaker 1 There's a crackhead in the middle of the fountain 45:00 Speaker 1 dancing 45:01 Speaker 1 rapping 45:02 Speaker 1 And just stripping slowly taking off, you know an article of clothing piece by piece 45:09 Speaker 1 Graphics backed up we get out start talking to her just why not 45:13 Speaker 1 waste some time 45:15 Speaker 1 Well, he keeps looking over by recruiters searching sparks 45:18 Speaker 1 And she goes so you're a soldier just stops moving entirely makes direct eye contact with 45:24 Speaker 1 Soon as she stops saying the word 45:26 Speaker 1 Goes right back to it. He answers they go back and forth every single time 45:31 Speaker 1 She would say something. She would just stop staring get in the eye and go right back to dancing rapping 45:37 Speaker 1 I don't even remember what she was rapping about 45:39 Speaker 1 And she ended up completely naked and started overdosing in the middle of the fountain 45:45 Speaker 1 So he had to wait on emt's and the ambulance to come pick her up 45:50 Speaker 1 That was interesting 45:52 Speaker 1 Anywho, I don't really care for gca, but i'm trying to get her. Well, it'd be great to get it for my nephew 45:57 Speaker 1 He would be ecstatic 45:59 Speaker 1 I hope you enjoy the story 46:01 Speaker 1 I've got some foggy details. So it probably wasn't the best way to 46:05 Speaker 1 Tell you that sparks would be better with it 46:09 Speaker 1 Take care 46:11 Speaker 1 I love the crackhead stories, man 46:12 Speaker 1 I love I love people just seeing crackheads in the wild because it they're just like 46:17 Speaker 1 Zoo animals almost it's almost like a zoo that you're just walking around like a wild animal safari park 46:21 Speaker 1 Is like what it is like downtown atlanta or apparently downtown dallas got a lot of crackhead problems 46:26 Speaker 1 Uh, I like that one though. I like when people visually see it and they interact with uh crazy crackheads 46:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's that's my favorite part 46:32 Speaker 1 And I compare it to the walking dead because I because I used to see it when i'd go to atlanta 46:36 Speaker 1 And i'd be showing up to work at five o'clock in the morning 46:39 Speaker 1 And i'd park my car outside to walk into the building 46:42 Speaker 1 And as i'm walking down the street, I remember looking every morning 46:45 Speaker 1 I was like this is what the walking dead looks like because at five in the morning 46:48 Speaker 1 That's the ones that are all cracked out and they're just like 46:52 Speaker 1 You know, they don't they don't engage with you. They don't want money. They don't even want to they don't know you're there 46:57 Speaker 1 So that's cool. But my favorite part of the story 47:01 Speaker 1 Is the dude was going to meps, which means his recruiter was literally dropping him off 47:08 Speaker 1 To get his stuff done and go to basic training. So this dude had his bag with him 47:12 Speaker 1 He had said goodbye to his family. He was going to be gone. He's probably very young scared 47:17 Speaker 1 Whatever and the recruiter sees a crackhead in a fountain and goes hey, you know what we should do 47:23 Speaker 1 We should stop and check this out. Like that's that's hilarious. That's that's funny 47:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's gotta be that's gotta suck 47:30 Speaker 1 That's like the last image you have in your mind before you go to basic training with a bunch of dudes 47:34 Speaker 1 The last naked chick you saw was a crackhead and a fountain overdosing and i'm sure that did not look pretty 47:38 Speaker 1 And you don't and you have no sense of humor 47:40 Speaker 1 Like when you get out when you get on the bus and you're you're at basic training 47:44 Speaker 1 You're getting screamed at like you can't even sit there and find somebody and be like, yo, dude 47:48 Speaker 1 I'm gonna tell you this story, man 47:49 Speaker 1 You're not gonna believe this, you know, because it takes you a month to be able to even talk to somebody because you're just so like 47:54 Speaker 1 Oh my god, so that does suck. But that's a it's a great story. I mean 47:59 Speaker 1 I don't know if i stopped. I don't know if i'd have called 911. I don't know if i'm that good of a human being 48:03 Speaker 1 I probably just walked away 48:04 Speaker 1 I was about to ask that too. Are they legally required? 48:06 Speaker 1 I mean he wasn't even a soldier yet, but as a recruiter like legal required like they see someone in danger in an emergency that to call 48:12 Speaker 1 So everybody is technically you are every human being it's a good good Samaritan law 48:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, you have to 48:19 Speaker 1 If you see somebody that is in an emergency situation or dying or whatever 48:23 Speaker 1 You have to at least contact authorities now. You do not have to render aid 48:27 Speaker 1 So you don't have to do cpr. You don't do anything like that 48:29 Speaker 1 But you have to at least notify someone if you see it. I thought the good Samaritan law was 48:35 Speaker 1 You can't get in trouble for saving someone's life and accidentally killing over making it worse 48:39 Speaker 1 And they get pissed off at you be like I try to kill myself and you stop me 48:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, so like if you try to give cpr to somebody and you do it wrong 48:46 Speaker 1 And you actually kill them right? It's your fault. You killed them. You can't be you can't be charged 48:51 Speaker 1 But you also have a duty as 48:54 Speaker 1 An american to report to somebody that's dying 48:57 Speaker 1 So if you see it and you flee and you walk away and you knew it they can they can charge you 49:01 Speaker 1 For what leaving the scene leaving the scene of whatever. I don't know. I've never done it 49:07 Speaker 1 I've never left the scene brandon, but I know that you have to report it 49:10 Speaker 1 You can't just walk next to somebody dying and be like nothing to see here and just walk away 49:16 Speaker 1 You have to report it at least report it. That's atlanta every day 49:20 Speaker 1 No 49:22 Speaker 1 It's not they're not dying 49:24 Speaker 1 Well, it's hard to tell if they're like fitting all slump or they're like, you know 49:27 Speaker 1 Just in a slump or if they're like about to be dead and i'm like 49:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. What do I say? I'm fucking crackage dying. Uh on this street. I don't know where I am 49:35 Speaker 1 It's in front of this building. Good luck. I'm out of here. I think I think if you're in doubt 49:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's all you have to do 49:38 Speaker 1 But I think if you're in doubt just don't say any like if you if you think like well 49:41 Speaker 1 He's probably just sleeping then you're good. But if they're over there like bleeding from the head and their eyes are wide open 49:48 Speaker 1 Maybe you should report that yeah, but I don't have to report a naked 49:51 Speaker 1 Whole crackhead in a fountain, right? 49:53 Speaker 1 Not that's what i'm saying. He said that they waited for amts because she was overdosing. So apparently she did something 49:59 Speaker 1 To tell them hey, it's serious 50:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, no 50:02 Speaker 1 All right. Well, watch out for crackheads. If you see a crackhead starting overdose turn the other way, I guess unless you 50:08 Speaker 1 You don't want to call the cops unless you want to call the cops. Just give it 10 minutes 50:11 Speaker 1 And you'll have to be able to call and be a hero 50:14 Speaker 1 All right. Here we go. Next one. Hey, my name is mark quill and 50:26 Speaker 1 I'm gonna do something for this 50:28 Speaker 1 dta6 thing 50:30 Speaker 1 I seen y'all on instagram. So I want to tell y'all my story 50:34 Speaker 1 So I live in a small city in georgia called columbia, georgia 50:40 Speaker 1 Well, no columbia not but yes 50:44 Speaker 1 um in our city 50:46 Speaker 1 After like I think when it was 2020 when they broke out 50:50 Speaker 1 Or it was 2023 something 50:53 Speaker 1 When kia boys got started 50:56 Speaker 1 and 50:57 Speaker 1 I had a 50:59 Speaker 1 Group of kids at our school. They wanted to be just like them and they stole a car 51:05 Speaker 1 And drove on the school a lot like through the grass and stuff 51:11 Speaker 1 They end up crashing like a few blocks away and getting arrested so i'm going to hear this story 51:17 Speaker 1 so 51:19 Speaker 1 So I can try just try 51:22 Speaker 1 So these motherfuckers down in columbia georgia, they hear about the kia boys, you know the kia boys are 51:27 Speaker 1 No, that's no idea 51:29 Speaker 1 The kia boys, uh, so they found out the kias are really fucking easy to steal like really fucking you can get it 51:33 Speaker 1 You can steal a key in about 51:35 Speaker 1 30 seconds. So there's a there's a thing going around a few years ago 51:38 Speaker 1 It might still be going around. I don't know if they're still doing or not 51:40 Speaker 1 But they were just in a wave like in atlanta a big in atlanta 51:45 Speaker 1 Uh of them just stealing kias 51:47 Speaker 1 I mean there were thousands of kia stole like people would just get them steal them drive them real fast 51:52 Speaker 1 Either take them to a chop shop or do what this guy did and fucking wreck it 51:55 Speaker 1 Uh, so this guy's like I want to be like kia boy 51:57 Speaker 1 So he goes out to school into the school parking lot steal somebody's car drives it all through the parking lot into the grass 52:03 Speaker 1 And the field and everything and it just crashes the motherfucker three blocks down the road and gets arrested and 52:08 Speaker 1 I guess that's kind of gta. I was going to say gta influenced him to do that 52:12 Speaker 1 But I think he's influenced by the kia boys. Now. I don't know if the kia boys were influenced by gta or not 52:18 Speaker 1 Well, I mean can we can we at least point out the fact that he didn't when he when he first got on he goes 52:23 Speaker 1 I'm from uh, columbia columbia george. Wait a minute columbus. I don't know why I just said that 52:31 Speaker 1 I thought he said columbo george like what the fuck? Where the hell are you at? 52:35 Speaker 1 I'm uh, you know, it's it's funny. We uh, we're I can't remember where we were the other day and um 52:40 Speaker 1 No, we were at the at the spain watch party and this guy goes, uh, where are you from? 52:45 Speaker 1 And I said england 52:48 Speaker 1 Well originally but back in 1776 we went over to america 52:52 Speaker 1 I looked at him and I said, uh, actually i'm from america. I don't know why I just said 52:59 Speaker 1 I don't know where I am. I don't know what's going on. So that that made me laugh with you know, i'm columbia georgia 53:04 Speaker 1 Oh actually columbus. I don't know why I just said that 53:08 Speaker 1 All right, we got one more here. I don't know if this is the right guy, but uh 53:19 Speaker 1 My most gta moment I guess was I was walking downtown 53:25 Speaker 1 In the middle of the night with my brother and there's a huge group of crackheads just chilling 53:32 Speaker 1 like on the uh 53:35 Speaker 1 I don't know. It's like a bridge next to the 53:39 Speaker 1 I don't know i'm too tired, but 53:42 Speaker 1 They're on this bridge and they're all jumping off and then one was crawling under the bridge 53:49 Speaker 1 And 53:50 Speaker 1 tried scaring 53:52 Speaker 1 some other guy 53:54 Speaker 1 so 53:55 Speaker 1 the guy that got scared 53:59 Speaker 1 fell backwards rolled down the bridge 54:03 Speaker 1 and then 54:05 Speaker 1 Uh pulled that a gun that was really funny 54:10 Speaker 1 I don't know 54:11 Speaker 1 Damn, I was hoping he's gonna shoot the homeless guy 54:14 Speaker 1 I was hoping the guy under the bridge was gonna mess up and fall and then he's like and then he fell to his death 54:21 Speaker 1 You know like that's funny. Yeah, right. Yeah, because you're you're trying to scare somebody and then you you fall and die 54:26 Speaker 1 That would suck. Yeah 54:27 Speaker 1 Well, he said there was homeless guys jumping off the bridge 54:29 Speaker 1 So are they killing them? 54:30 Speaker 1 Like if I see homeless guys like a group of them at night jumping off a bridge 54:33 Speaker 1 Do I have to call the cops in like they're just hitting the ground and rolling? 54:36 Speaker 1 They're fine 54:37 Speaker 1 I think I think if you're on a lot of drugs you just bounce you don't bounce 54:40 Speaker 1 But I think you you don't really feel the pain like pcp. You don't feel pain 54:44 Speaker 1 So they probably were just jumping off the bridge because it was cool 54:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, there was that story. Um years ago. I think I got jumped off a bridge or a building 54:53 Speaker 1 Um, he broke like both of his legs, but he kept running for like another mile and then he just collapsed 54:58 Speaker 1 And he died 54:59 Speaker 1 Have you seen the movie? Uh, what's the movie? 55:02 Speaker 1 Oh god 55:03 Speaker 1 You better know this because if you don't know this everybody listening is going to be screaming at the radio 55:08 Speaker 1 Mark Wahlberg 55:10 Speaker 1 and will ferrell fiero 55:12 Speaker 1 and their cops and 55:14 Speaker 1 Barack and 55:15 Speaker 1 Samuel jackson are like cops as well. Yeah. Yeah 55:19 Speaker 1 What's the name of the movie other guys? Yes. Okay. Thank you 55:22 Speaker 1 So office pop right? That's the one that's pop like, you know, that's pop 55:29 Speaker 1 So it reminds me of when the rock and samuel jackson are on top of the skyscraper 55:34 Speaker 1 And the guys are getting away and he's like you thinking what i'm thinking 55:38 Speaker 1 He's like aim for the bushes, right and they jump off the skyscraper and then they die. Yeah 55:45 Speaker 1 But they think they're like oh dude, we're invincible, right like we can do anything 55:49 Speaker 1 So I think that's kind of what these homeless guys were feeling at that point. Yeah, probably wasn't that high of a bridge 55:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, the uh, I think with the other guys 55:56 Speaker 1 They were like setting it up as to be like a you know 55:58 Speaker 1 Raw action movie at first and then they die in the opening scene and then it goes to the other guys 56:03 Speaker 1 And it's more like a comedy. These cops just don't know what the fuck they're doing and everything 56:06 Speaker 1 You got a rubber gun 56:10 Speaker 1 Oh man, okay. Well, that was fun. Get old gta moments in real life 56:14 Speaker 1 If you got one leave us a voicemail 404 8 9 0 0 0 0 5. We got a few minutes left 56:19 Speaker 1 Uh, we'll just go ahead and chuck just sum up your entire journey over to europe the pros the cons 56:24 Speaker 1 Just a quick summary since you're coming back tomorrow back in the good old us of a yeah, man 56:29 Speaker 1 Before I forget i'll tell you this all the people that have said and you hear oh 56:35 Speaker 1 You know, they don't tip in europe. It's so awesome because there's no tipping. That's a lie. Okay 56:42 Speaker 1 1000% a lie they tip just as much over here as they do in the states 56:47 Speaker 1 It's some crazy lie that's being told and it's stupid. The second thing is the country of france 56:54 Speaker 1 Every freaking highway has a toll and when I talk a toll, dude, i'm talking you go 100 miles 57:00 Speaker 1 It's 30 to 40 bucks on that 57:01 Speaker 1 Damn 57:02 Speaker 1 And if you're driving through that entire country 57:04 Speaker 1 You better be willing to spend hundreds of dollars to use their roads and the roads aren't any nicer than the states 57:09 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like what's going on. You know what I mean? They're buying more fucking windmills for their hot tubs 57:16 Speaker 1 Yes, yes windmills for their hot tubs that don't really work. That's actually germany that did that 57:24 Speaker 1 Well, no switzerland, uh did not no that was germany that was in garmish the first place we went to 57:29 Speaker 1 And the one day one day the hot tub was like 85 the next day was 112 57:34 Speaker 1 And i'm like what is going on? It's like the windier it is the hotter it gets 57:38 Speaker 1 So if it's a windy day, dude, you are knocking in that hot tub. Yeah, it's fucking it'll kill you 57:43 Speaker 1 The locals are like, oh no, it's been windy for three days. The hot tub is at 200 degrees fahrenheit 57:48 Speaker 1 It's very hot. Very hot. Do not get in 57:50 Speaker 1 But I don't have any way to control it like we let the wind do what it wants 57:54 Speaker 1 It's exactly how it went. But no man germany was great. We loved every single part of it. The family loved it 58:00 Speaker 1 Savannah did her paragliding. We all did something we rode bikes. It was very family friendly 58:05 Speaker 1 The price was not exactly cheap there, but it wasn't exuberant 58:09 Speaker 1 Uh, switzerland I tell everybody and i'll tell everybody the rest of my life 58:12 Speaker 1 It is the most beautiful country on the face of the planet 58:17 Speaker 1 However, it has the most boring population 58:20 Speaker 1 And the way I explained it to megan was 58:22 Speaker 1 All those losers in high school that never wanted to do anything and like told on you for having fun 58:27 Speaker 1 They all live in switzerland. That's that's that's the entire population. They're in bed by nine o'clock sun's still up and they're all in bed 58:34 Speaker 1 So that is a boring boring country, but it's beautiful and it's ridiculously expensive and then spain 58:42 Speaker 1 Mostly on the cheap side the beaches are beautiful. The people are lovely. I really don't have any negatives about spain to say 58:50 Speaker 1 Every type of food you can imagine and again, the price was good and the beaches are great for adolescent boys 58:57 Speaker 1 Uh, I would highly recommend that if you have a son that's between the ages of 11 and 14 59:02 Speaker 1 Take him to spain and he'll love you forever. And uh, just be careful where you take pictures 59:07 Speaker 1 I I actually put one up on facebook 59:10 Speaker 1 and somebody 59:12 Speaker 1 commented and said 59:14 Speaker 1 You know, I see nude people or whatever 59:16 Speaker 1 But what? 59:17 Speaker 1 And I i'm like, dude, I thought I thought I scrubbed these things, right? 59:21 Speaker 1 And I look and sure enough, they're right and she's like, yeah, my daughter caught it who's 11 59:24 Speaker 1 Like oh my god, dude, like just like when people let their kids listen to this show 59:30 Speaker 1 Don't let your kids look at my facebook. Okay, it looks like i'm posting porn over there damn it 59:35 Speaker 1 Don't totally i'm getting into porn just reach there and pour that's all 59:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, and then the last thing france, man, i'll tell you in and austria as well 59:45 Speaker 1 They don't speak any english like like french people do not care about learning this language 59:49 Speaker 1 Um, and neither do austrians. I just don't think they see enough of us 59:53 Speaker 1 Especially if you're outside of paris, you're not like a major tourist area 59:56 Speaker 1 And the the one thing we did meet one girl at the hotel. We stayed out last night 1:00:01 Speaker 1 She spoke great english and she spoke german french english, and there was one other one 1:00:07 Speaker 1 And our spanish and we said to her we said well 1:00:11 Speaker 1 What's the hardest language to learn because what's the one thing you've always heard about languages? 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Uh 1:00:18 Speaker 1 Uh that they they they sound funny 1:00:20 Speaker 1 No english everyone always told me english is the hardest to learn because there's so many different, you know things that mean this or me 1:00:27 Speaker 1 She's like absolutely not she's like english was the easiest one for me to learn 1:00:31 Speaker 1 Because you can use so many different words to mean different things which makes it a lot easier when you're trying to speak it 1:00:37 Speaker 1 Like she would use words that i'm like, oh, yeah, I get what she's trying to say 1:00:40 Speaker 1 It wasn't necessarily accurate, but it was like, you know, if I said to you 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Instead of a business I called an institution 1:00:48 Speaker 1 You would know what I mean, you know, and that's the type that's the type of word she was using but she said by far the hardest 1:00:54 Speaker 1 Uh that she had to learn was french. She said oh, yeah 1:00:59 Speaker 1 It's very like and she said the the mouth movements the tongue the way you got to pronounce everything. It's very very difficult 1:01:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, and you look it looks painful when they're saying and they don't like oh 1:01:09 Speaker 1 But you know what it's oh my god, that's the other but 1:01:13 Speaker 1 They it does sound better to the ears. German does not sound good. Like german is not a sexy language 1:01:22 Speaker 1 You know french is like 1:01:25 Speaker 1 You know, it's very much it's smoother 1:01:27 Speaker 1 Now last thing we listened to the radio because we could not figure out how car play 1:01:31 Speaker 1 We listened to the radio for the last two and a half weeks in europe 1:01:36 Speaker 1 And do you want to know who I think we've all come to the decision is the number one artist? 1:01:42 Speaker 1 in europe 1:01:43 Speaker 1 oh 1:01:45 Speaker 1 Duh, justin beiber 1:01:48 Speaker 1 It's between bruce springsteen 1:01:50 Speaker 1 And taylor swift 1:01:52 Speaker 1 Just two polar opposites out there dude 1:01:54 Speaker 1 If I if I had a dime for every time I heard born in the usa 1:01:58 Speaker 1 And i'm like really what are we doing? I even heard philadelphia today. Do you remember that song the tom hank's hiv movie? 1:02:06 Speaker 1 I'm like i'm like driving the road and it's like i'm bruised and battered. I couldn't find myself 1:02:11 Speaker 1 If I was i'm like what are why am I listening to philadelphia? 1:02:15 Speaker 1 It's like they just go through all the music in america and they're like, oh that has a american city in it 1:02:21 Speaker 1 We should play that it's like what's no born in the usa philadelphia. Those are terrible 1:02:27 Speaker 1 But anyway, that that's it and then god help me shakira. I love the fact that she wrote a song for fifa world cup 1:02:33 Speaker 1 They can't get enough of it. We've we've heard that on repeat ever since the final. It's been insane 1:02:40 Speaker 1 Oh, man. Well, that'd be nice to get back to georgia and you'll just listen to southern gibberish instead of foreign gibberish 1:02:45 Speaker 1 So i'm gonna listen to talk radio. I'm gonna listen to american voices 1:02:50 Speaker 1 Just need someone else talking to american besides me and your family. Yes 1:02:55 Speaker 1 All right, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow back in the usa for everybody. All right. Bye. Bye