The Spain Terror Attack EP-350 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-21
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas, and occasional life advice you're about to hear belong strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:25 Speaker 1 pool officers, or anyone else trying to keep it a clean reputation. 0:31 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, dosers. 0:40 Speaker 1 The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for comedic purposes only. 0:43 Speaker 1 They are not a reflection of Chuck Meyers' face or B-Man's pressure. 0:46 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show, dosers. 0:47 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an S.T.P. with a... 0:59 Speaker 1 I would have made it to a Tuesday, and we are completely done with the World Cup. 1:03 Speaker 1 Chuck seems to be eating with no holes in him, and I own $5. 1:06 Speaker 1 I'm also going to give someone $5 if you go with the pink painters. 1:10 Speaker 1 Over 35 years of experience, commercial painting, and wall covering, they know what they're doing. 1:13 Speaker 1 It's a Hatfield company, Shepherd Hatfield. 1:15 Speaker 1 They do office buildings, retail spaces, medical, industrial. 1:18 Speaker 1 Pretty much if it's not your car or your house, they're going to get you handled. 1:21 Speaker 1 So give them a call. 1:23 Speaker 1 They do awesome work, 943-257-7031. 1:26 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. 1:28 Speaker 1 Over there without any holes in them that I can see from right here is Chuck Ironfist. 1:32 Speaker 1 How are you doing? 1:33 Speaker 1 Dude, I feel like I'm on location. 1:35 Speaker 1 This is the best on-location situation I've ever been, 1:38 Speaker 1 where you just have random crazies walking up behind you, 1:42 Speaker 1 and you're trying to talk. 1:43 Speaker 1 So, dude, I'm doing good. 1:45 Speaker 1 We're in France. 1:46 Speaker 1 I could not tell you the name of the city we're in. 1:50 Speaker 1 This is the last leg of your trip, right? 1:54 Speaker 1 You're there for a couple more days, and then you're flying back to the States, 1:56 Speaker 1 which I'm glad you all had a great time, 1:58 Speaker 1 but I'm going to be so happy when you're back home. 2:00 Speaker 1 No, dude, dude, we're only here for one night. 2:02 Speaker 1 This is, and I messed up, and we'll get into that in a minute, 2:05 Speaker 1 but we're somewhere in France. 2:07 Speaker 1 I have no idea where. 2:08 Speaker 1 I'll give you a proximity, but no, dude, we got this room. 2:15 Speaker 1 I booked it online. 2:16 Speaker 1 It was like a castle, and it's only got 20 rooms in the entire hotel, 2:22 Speaker 1 and I wanted, I'm like, hey, look, I need beds, dude. 2:25 Speaker 1 I want to be able to have privacy with Megan and all that stuff. 2:28 Speaker 1 That's my biggest thing at this point. 2:31 Speaker 1 As you can tell, I usually expect beds as well. 2:34 Speaker 1 No, but privacy. 2:36 Speaker 1 Small beds, bang beds. 2:38 Speaker 1 You know what I mean, like doors and stuff, right? 2:41 Speaker 1 I booked this room because it said it can sleep all five of us comfortably. 2:49 Speaker 1 So right now, I'm in the living room of our suite. 2:53 Speaker 1 You ready? 2:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I can see the door. 2:55 Speaker 1 Is that the door to enter the suite back there? 2:58 Speaker 1 No, that's the back porch area. 3:00 Speaker 1 That's like overlooking the castle fairgrounds. 3:03 Speaker 1 A little more to the left. 3:04 Speaker 1 Is that the door to enter? 3:06 Speaker 1 No, that's the bathroom. 3:08 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. 3:09 Speaker 1 Okay, I got you. 3:10 Speaker 1 And that's the toilet. 3:11 Speaker 1 Nice. 3:12 Speaker 1 But you ready for the beds? 3:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, baby. 3:15 Speaker 1 Are they fucking bunk beds? 3:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, and Frank's suite up there. 3:25 Speaker 1 That's hilarious. 3:27 Speaker 1 Dude, I'm like, are you looking at the city? 3:30 Speaker 1 That's where you know, you know, my privacy, you know, it's fucking crazy about 3:34 Speaker 1 that hand that there's no fucking handrail on those steps. 3:36 Speaker 1 Is there on either side? 3:37 Speaker 1 They have no building code. 3:38 Speaker 1 What's so fucking ever. 3:40 Speaker 1 No, dude. 3:41 Speaker 1 They don't care. 3:42 Speaker 1 Like, look at Sydney. 3:43 Speaker 1 She's up there trying to cause an insurance problem. 3:45 Speaker 1 Like, dude, this is, yeah, this is so I mean, Carter's sleeping where 3:49 Speaker 1 Megan's sitting right now. 3:51 Speaker 1 Like, that's that's our sleep. 3:52 Speaker 1 And that's Megan's bed. 3:55 Speaker 1 Carter's in it. 3:56 Speaker 1 He's just sleeping at the foot of your bed like a dog or something. 3:59 Speaker 1 But look right now he's in it right now. 4:02 Speaker 1 I see that in my and now Sydney. 4:04 Speaker 1 Dude. 4:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, this is I'm so glad that we did this because I'm so excited that we 4:08 Speaker 1 have privacy for the night. 4:09 Speaker 1 But but anyway, so yes, we're in France. 4:12 Speaker 1 We leave here tomorrow morning at 6 30 a.m. 4:14 Speaker 1 Everybody voted and apparently we're not sleeping in. 4:17 Speaker 1 That was that was my vote. 4:18 Speaker 1 That was my vote was to sleep until nine and then hit the road for 4:21 Speaker 1 Frankfurt, Germany, because we're catching our flight on Wednesday morning. 4:24 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:25 Speaker 1 Why does the why does the guy's opinion is driving the whole thing matter 4:28 Speaker 1 like that? 4:29 Speaker 1 You don't need to sleep. 4:30 Speaker 1 Let's get up and go. 4:31 Speaker 1 We're going to sleep in the car, though. 4:32 Speaker 1 You need to stay awake. 4:33 Speaker 1 Exactly. 4:34 Speaker 1 That's the problem is they sleep the whole way. 4:36 Speaker 1 Like nobody's like Megan's barely awake. 4:38 Speaker 1 She's over there scrolling on Facebook, you know, and I'm like, Megan, 4:41 Speaker 1 I'm really tired. 4:42 Speaker 1 Like, I need some coffee. 4:43 Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, you'll be okay. 4:45 Speaker 1 The next the next rest area is thirty seven kilometers. 4:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, like I'm falling asleep. 4:50 Speaker 1 At least like talk to me or do something. 4:53 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I wanted to talk to you about what I predicted. 4:57 Speaker 1 And I know you've been dreading this. 4:59 Speaker 1 So let's go ahead. 5:00 Speaker 1 Give me the defense right now. 5:02 Speaker 1 Just throw it out there. 5:03 Speaker 1 What what was that? 5:04 Speaker 1 What was the reasoning that your boys lost? 5:07 Speaker 1 Oh, that red card call, I would imagine that. 5:10 Speaker 1 I don't know how you can go straight to red on a call like that. 5:12 Speaker 1 I feel like especially in a game that big, I feel like the ref should use 5:16 Speaker 1 a little discretion there. 5:18 Speaker 1 Now, obviously, they couldn't fucking shoot with shit. 5:21 Speaker 1 They didn't start shooting till fucking 105 minutes in. 5:24 Speaker 1 They just looked real bad that night. 5:26 Speaker 1 I don't know what was up with them. 5:28 Speaker 1 Messi didn't do anything. 5:29 Speaker 1 I was expecting him to do something. 5:31 Speaker 1 I mean, even your boy, you mean your mall. 5:32 Speaker 1 He didn't do shit. 5:33 Speaker 1 I was expecting him to do something. 5:35 Speaker 1 It was just it was just very odd game. 5:37 Speaker 1 It was a very besides all the shots on goals, it was kind of a slow game. 5:41 Speaker 1 And there really wasn't a whole lot going on besides. 5:43 Speaker 1 I mean, the first goal would even score to what extra time first half extra time. 5:47 Speaker 1 You said besides the shots on goals. 5:50 Speaker 1 How many shots on goals did Spain have? 5:53 Speaker 1 I think 11. 5:54 Speaker 1 How many did Argentina have? 5:56 Speaker 1 I think they had one at the end. 5:58 Speaker 1 Exactly. 5:59 Speaker 1 So don't act like it was boring. 6:02 Speaker 1 Spain carried carried this World Cup. 6:06 Speaker 1 It's Spain is the only reason this was even halfway exciting. 6:09 Speaker 1 And your boy, Messi, sucks. 6:11 Speaker 1 And I'm just glad that I was right. 6:13 Speaker 1 I told you Spain was going to win. 6:15 Speaker 1 You didn't believe me. 6:16 Speaker 1 Messi's done. 6:17 Speaker 1 And we got the W not not weak because I'm not Spanish, but Spanish. 6:22 Speaker 1 The team, the bandwagon that I jumped on, they won. 6:26 Speaker 1 Right. 6:27 Speaker 1 So I'm excited about that. 6:29 Speaker 1 Congrats. 6:30 Speaker 1 Well, you mean, you all didn't do fucking shit either out there. 6:32 Speaker 1 So every time they got the ball, he just gave it away. 6:34 Speaker 1 Every time I don't think he got a shot on goal. 6:36 Speaker 1 There was one. 6:37 Speaker 1 There was one. 6:38 Speaker 1 I don't know. 6:39 Speaker 1 It wasn't a corner kick, but there was one kick that he had. 6:41 Speaker 1 It was really, really good. 6:43 Speaker 1 And his Spanish teammate missed the header. 6:46 Speaker 1 And I was like, Oh, that was, that was pretty much it. 6:48 Speaker 1 You're right. 6:49 Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't like he was out there. 6:51 Speaker 1 Like, yeah. 6:52 Speaker 1 What a game changer or anything. 6:53 Speaker 1 No, he wasn't. 6:54 Speaker 1 He wasn't like who you'd think you'd be playing for Barcelona. 6:57 Speaker 1 You know, this, this game changer. 6:58 Speaker 1 But anyway, you know, I mean, obviously Argentina's strategy there after they're 7:02 Speaker 1 down to 10 guys was to just get into penalty kicks. 7:05 Speaker 1 And I think that if they could have gotten the penalty kicks, I think 7:07 Speaker 1 Argentina probably would have won, but they just let that one fucking goal 7:10 Speaker 1 through. 7:11 Speaker 1 And I was like, yeah, that's got to be it. 7:12 Speaker 1 There's no way they're going to rally and get a fucking score because their 7:14 Speaker 1 plan was at that point. 7:15 Speaker 1 Like I fully believe they just wanted to go to PKs because they knew they 7:18 Speaker 1 could more likely win it in PKs. 7:20 Speaker 1 They got a better chance because once they got there are down to 10 7:23 Speaker 1 players. 7:24 Speaker 1 I mean, they were just playing defense like a motherfucker and that 7:26 Speaker 1 goalie do that. 7:27 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 7:28 Speaker 1 I agree. 7:29 Speaker 1 No, I agree. 7:30 Speaker 1 We talked about that because we went. 7:31 Speaker 1 Downtown Saloo, which Saloo comparatively, you know, 7:36 Speaker 1 population wise, you're probably looking at about the size of, well, 7:41 Speaker 1 it's bigger than it's bigger than that. 7:44 Speaker 1 Smaller than Atlanta, but bigger than like, I don't know, Austin, 7:49 Speaker 1 maybe let's say Austin, Texas. 7:51 Speaker 1 That's what I would compare Saloo to. 7:53 Speaker 1 So, you know, you're trying to talk in what? 7:56 Speaker 1 A hundred thousand people that all of us in Austin. 8:00 Speaker 1 I don't know. 8:01 Speaker 1 I mean, that's what I'm thinking. 8:02 Speaker 1 Saloo is maybe 200,000, something like that, but it's a bigger beach 8:05 Speaker 1 town. 8:06 Speaker 1 So we went down that day to get, we wanted to go view it in a safe 8:11 Speaker 1 area because, you know, exactly. 8:14 Speaker 1 You know, I was concerned about that. 8:16 Speaker 1 Like I was really concerned about how this is going to go down. 8:18 Speaker 1 If Spain wins and I was even more concerned about how it was going 8:21 Speaker 1 to go down to Spain loses. 8:22 Speaker 1 So Megan at four o'clock, she were playing, we're playing 8:27 Speaker 1 football on the beach and she breaks her nails. 8:30 Speaker 1 She breaks two nails. 8:31 Speaker 1 And she goes, I got to get my nails done. 8:33 Speaker 1 What was that bad catch or something? 8:35 Speaker 1 Just blew the fucking nails off. 8:37 Speaker 1 She's she's not. 8:38 Speaker 1 She's not an athlete. 8:39 Speaker 1 I like how I like how y'all on the nude beach and then someone's 8:42 Speaker 1 like spot the Americans. 8:44 Speaker 1 It's got to be the people over there playing football. 8:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 8:47 Speaker 1 American football. 8:48 Speaker 1 That's why she broke the nails. 8:49 Speaker 1 She was staring at boobies the whole time. 8:51 Speaker 1 I told her, I said, you got to stop staring at boobies. 8:53 Speaker 1 But anyway, so so we were out there. 8:55 Speaker 1 She breaks her nails and she goes, I got to go get my nails done. 8:58 Speaker 1 Now, this is just this through a huge wrench in our plans because I'm 9:01 Speaker 1 going, okay, well, how long is that going to take? 9:04 Speaker 1 And she always underestimates how long nails take. 9:06 Speaker 1 She's like, oh, it'll take me an hour. 9:08 Speaker 1 I said, okay, please tell me she got like little daggers as fingernails 9:12 Speaker 1 like they're painted on there. 9:14 Speaker 1 I'll show you. 9:15 Speaker 1 I'll show you in a second. 9:16 Speaker 1 They're freaking ridiculous. 9:18 Speaker 1 Megan, come here and bring it. 9:19 Speaker 1 That's why is my why is my daughter a towel? 9:21 Speaker 1 Like, what do you Savannah? 9:23 Speaker 1 Savannah, she flooded the bathroom. 9:26 Speaker 1 This is what happens. 9:27 Speaker 1 You can't just see a bunch of naked people walking around. 9:29 Speaker 1 Now they want to do it. 9:30 Speaker 1 Well, dude, there's just a shower head in the middle of the 9:32 Speaker 1 bathroom that just goes everywhere. 9:33 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 9:34 Speaker 1 There's like no there's like no like windows or anything. 9:37 Speaker 1 But anyway, so so I dropped Megan off at this place and I 9:41 Speaker 1 didn't want to leave the kids alone in the room. 9:43 Speaker 1 I was like, I was like, Megan, we're in Spain. 9:45 Speaker 1 Oh, come here. 9:47 Speaker 1 We're in Spain. 9:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't want to leave. 9:49 Speaker 1 I don't leave the kids alone in the room. 9:51 Speaker 1 I was like, well, just chop me off at this nail place and 9:53 Speaker 1 I'll do my I'll get my nails done. 9:54 Speaker 1 I said, OK. 9:55 Speaker 1 So I take her down there, drop her off and 30 minutes later, 9:59 Speaker 1 she's like, hey, they can't get me in. 10:01 Speaker 1 There's another place that can get me in three miles away. 10:04 Speaker 1 I said, what does that mean? 10:06 Speaker 1 She's like, I'm going to walk it. 10:07 Speaker 1 I was like, but then but then I'm sitting here going, 10:10 Speaker 1 OK, somebody's going to be human trafficked. 10:13 Speaker 1 I'd rather be my wife than my kids. 10:15 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 10:16 Speaker 1 So easy to find her find your wife. 10:19 Speaker 1 Well, then you lose one wife. 10:20 Speaker 1 I mean, you've had a couple of those. 10:21 Speaker 1 But you've only had three kids ever. 10:23 Speaker 1 And how long does she really have in the game? 10:25 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 10:26 Speaker 1 Like, how long does she really have? 10:27 Speaker 1 Megan, come here. 10:28 Speaker 1 Show them your nails. 10:29 Speaker 1 How long does she really have in the game? 10:30 Speaker 1 You know, you're talking maybe five years. 10:32 Speaker 1 So these are Spanish nails. 10:34 Speaker 1 OK. 10:35 Speaker 1 I haven't done like that. 10:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, but those you got done in Spain. 10:38 Speaker 1 Tell her she should have had little knives on there. 10:41 Speaker 1 You said you should have little knives and guns 10:43 Speaker 1 and stuff put on there. 10:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I should have, I guess. 10:47 Speaker 1 OK. 10:48 Speaker 1 She's had like two bottles of wine. 10:50 Speaker 1 So she's all right. 10:51 Speaker 1 But anyway, so I dropped her off. 10:53 Speaker 1 She goes and she walks to some other place. 10:55 Speaker 1 And I'm going, OK, we got to find a place to watch this party now 10:57 Speaker 1 or this game because the original place is like five miles 11:01 Speaker 1 from where she's at. 11:02 Speaker 1 So we're screwed. 11:03 Speaker 1 Well, just so happened, she went downtown. 11:06 Speaker 1 Salue. 11:07 Speaker 1 So she's right there in the heat of it, 11:09 Speaker 1 where she's getting her nails done. 11:10 Speaker 1 What time is this? 11:11 Speaker 1 Has the alcohol already been introduced into the system? 11:14 Speaker 1 Not by herself. 11:15 Speaker 1 Not really. 11:16 Speaker 1 This is like 6 30 p.m. 11:17 Speaker 1 You know, the game was on at nine o'clock here. 11:19 Speaker 1 So me and the kids go down there. 11:21 Speaker 1 We find the nail place called Nell Chaos in downtown Salue. 11:27 Speaker 1 And she's in there with some lady that doesn't speak any English. 11:29 Speaker 1 And so I had Savannah running in. 11:32 Speaker 1 Savannah's like, hey, how long are you going to be? 11:34 Speaker 1 She said one hour. 11:35 Speaker 1 I said, screw it, dude. 11:36 Speaker 1 Like we're parking. 11:37 Speaker 1 And we're just going to we're going to get out of here early. 11:40 Speaker 1 Like we got to get out of here early. 11:42 Speaker 1 So we park. 11:44 Speaker 1 We walk over. 11:45 Speaker 1 We say hi to Megan. 11:46 Speaker 1 We're like, hey, we're going to go find a bar to watch the game. 11:49 Speaker 1 And so we walk down. 11:51 Speaker 1 And dude, every place we went to is packed. 11:54 Speaker 1 Everyone of like, no, we can't get you in. 11:55 Speaker 1 Can't get you in. 11:56 Speaker 1 It's always like Cinco Cinco Cinco, you know. 11:58 Speaker 1 And they're like, no, no, no, no. 11:59 Speaker 1 So we find this kebab place, you know, pizza place. 12:03 Speaker 1 Donor kebabs. 12:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:05 Speaker 1 The bread and shit. 12:06 Speaker 1 Oh, they had that shit in Germany. 12:07 Speaker 1 It's pretty good. 12:08 Speaker 1 We walked in Berlin at like two or 30 in the morning one time to go get 12:11 Speaker 1 one. And the Germans, they were like fascinated that we liked it. 12:14 Speaker 1 And they talked to us and everything. 12:15 Speaker 1 And then we walked back. 12:16 Speaker 1 It was kind of sketchy where we were walking, but we survived, you know, 12:19 Speaker 1 because there's two dudes. 12:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm sure. 12:21 Speaker 1 I'm sure we could take them. 12:22 Speaker 1 It's so good. 12:23 Speaker 1 It's so good. 12:24 Speaker 1 So that's what we went there. 12:26 Speaker 1 And I actually got two entrees because I got a donor kebab and a pizza 12:30 Speaker 1 and it is what it is. 12:31 Speaker 1 Don't judge me. 12:32 Speaker 1 And so we're sitting there and we're watching the game. 12:35 Speaker 1 Megan shows up like right when the game starting and we're watching the 12:39 Speaker 1 game and it's like you said, it's boring. 12:41 Speaker 1 You know, nothing's really going on. 12:43 Speaker 1 And there's English people there. 12:44 Speaker 1 There's a lot of Spanish people with face paint. 12:46 Speaker 1 So I painted my face. 12:48 Speaker 1 Oh, no, not the face paint. 12:50 Speaker 1 Would you? 12:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, their colors are just put like a European Mexican on 12:54 Speaker 1 there. 12:55 Speaker 1 I was embarrassed that I had to look at another girl's face. 12:58 Speaker 1 And I was like, yellow, red, yellow. 13:00 Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah. 13:01 Speaker 1 I was like, okay. 13:02 Speaker 1 Because I don't know their flag. 13:03 Speaker 1 Like, I don't really this stuff. 13:04 Speaker 1 So I paint my face and I bring the car from. 13:08 Speaker 1 Did they just fucking have paint there for you to paint your face? 13:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. 13:11 Speaker 1 It was the Spanish people. 13:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they went all out, man. 13:15 Speaker 1 It was crazy. 13:16 Speaker 1 They were all. 13:17 Speaker 1 They were all ready. 13:18 Speaker 1 So I probably my face. 13:19 Speaker 1 You probably got lead based paint and I'm going to have like your 13:21 Speaker 1 skin fall off. 13:22 Speaker 1 I don't even care, dude. 13:23 Speaker 1 It was it was so freaking crazy. 13:25 Speaker 1 So we do that. 13:26 Speaker 1 The Sydney's about we lose our mind because the game was not 13:29 Speaker 1 over at 90 minutes and she's like, this is the most boring 13:33 Speaker 1 thing I've ever done. 13:35 Speaker 1 So we were watching overtime and then Spain scored. 13:40 Speaker 1 So I immediately, I'm like, hey, Megan, where'd it go? 13:43 Speaker 1 We got to win. 13:44 Speaker 1 It's bad. 13:45 Speaker 1 It's going to get bad. 13:46 Speaker 1 It's going to get bad. 13:47 Speaker 1 She's like, okay. 13:48 Speaker 1 Just look around. 13:49 Speaker 1 You start seeing people pull out their knives. 13:50 Speaker 1 Just that they don't happy stabbing or regular stabbing. 13:53 Speaker 1 You know what you see is a lot. 13:55 Speaker 1 A lot of people started pulling out fireworks and I'm going 13:58 Speaker 1 like just just like randomly like people are pulling out freaking 14:02 Speaker 1 fountains out of their pocket like the ones you put on the ground 14:05 Speaker 1 like the old school ones you light and they're just like fountains. 14:08 Speaker 1 They're pulling those out of their pocket. 14:09 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is going on right now? 14:11 Speaker 1 And from what I understand, you're like in a really crowded 14:13 Speaker 1 place. 14:14 Speaker 1 This is an indoor outdoor bar. 14:16 Speaker 1 All of them are outdoor bars. 14:17 Speaker 1 There's no there's no indoors. 14:18 Speaker 1 Everything's outdoor. 14:19 Speaker 1 Everything's outdoor. 14:20 Speaker 1 It's like a beach like Panama City Beach compared to so 14:24 Speaker 1 we're sitting here and I'm like, Megan, we got to go. 14:26 Speaker 1 We got to go. 14:27 Speaker 1 And so we're trying to walk to the car and then she's trying 14:30 Speaker 1 to go into like all these bars and get a drink like a roadie 14:33 Speaker 1 and I'm like, dude, we got to go. 14:35 Speaker 1 We got to go. 14:36 Speaker 1 So finally, we get to where I think the car is parked. 14:40 Speaker 1 Dude, I lost the car. 14:41 Speaker 1 Totally lost the car. 14:43 Speaker 1 And at this point, I'm like over there. 14:46 Speaker 1 It dude, every road looks exactly the same every parking. 14:49 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh my God, dude. 14:51 Speaker 1 And I got the kids with me and we're walking and Savannah's 14:54 Speaker 1 like, well, this is the pharmacy that we parked in here. 14:57 Speaker 1 I'm like, I know. 14:59 Speaker 1 Well, little do we know the exact same pharmacy was two 15:02 Speaker 1 blocks down. 15:03 Speaker 1 So imagine a CVS and there's another CVS two blocks down. 15:08 Speaker 1 You have no idea exists. 15:09 Speaker 1 Right. 15:10 Speaker 1 So we're using the CVS is our freaking navigational beacon 15:14 Speaker 1 and it was pointless. 15:15 Speaker 1 So we're sitting here and all of a sudden, dude, we walk 15:18 Speaker 1 by a bar and we're watching the TV and it's when the last 15:23 Speaker 1 like second hit. 15:24 Speaker 1 Right. 15:25 Speaker 1 And all the Spanish players go round and out on the field 15:28 Speaker 1 and it's a huge celebration. 15:30 Speaker 1 And all you hear is like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 15:34 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't do it. 15:36 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden people start running through the streets. 15:38 Speaker 1 It's mass chaos. 15:40 Speaker 1 And I'm going, okay, like we got to find the car. 15:42 Speaker 1 So we go like one more road down. 15:44 Speaker 1 I'm like, this has got to be it. 15:46 Speaker 1 Sure enough. 15:47 Speaker 1 It was. 15:48 Speaker 1 We get in the car. 15:49 Speaker 1 I'm like, I got to get you guys home like immediately. 15:50 Speaker 1 So we go up. 15:51 Speaker 1 It was a one way that took us right to the beach. 15:54 Speaker 1 And I'm going, dude, this is, this is bad. 15:57 Speaker 1 This is really bad. 15:58 Speaker 1 Yeah. 15:59 Speaker 1 So we get up there. 16:00 Speaker 1 We make a left. 16:01 Speaker 1 And that's when all hell broke loose. 16:02 Speaker 1 Did you see the video that Megan put up? 16:04 Speaker 1 Uh, no, I've not been on Facebook. 16:06 Speaker 1 No. 16:07 Speaker 1 We're not my personal one. 16:09 Speaker 1 Dude, I'm like one of two cars on this road. 16:13 Speaker 1 I'm driving all of a sudden a guy gets in front of me with a 16:16 Speaker 1 huge Spanish flag and he just starts waving it in front of 16:20 Speaker 1 my car. 16:21 Speaker 1 And then hundreds of people surround us on the street and 16:26 Speaker 1 they're all dancing around the car and they're like screaming 16:29 Speaker 1 and chanting and they're hitting the top of the car. 16:32 Speaker 1 And I'm going, okay. 16:34 Speaker 1 Like I have to make a decision, right? 16:36 Speaker 1 Because the kids were in the back and I'm like, okay, 16:39 Speaker 1 am I going to like just run all these people over? 16:42 Speaker 1 Oh, and they're an attack. 16:43 Speaker 1 American cause terrorist attack after Spain. 16:45 Speaker 1 You're like a fucking double agent here. 16:47 Speaker 1 Damn. 16:48 Speaker 1 You know, a plant over there. 16:49 Speaker 1 Brandon, I'm not kidding. 16:51 Speaker 1 It like that through my brain. 16:53 Speaker 1 I said, well, I have to run all these people over. 16:55 Speaker 1 And then they're going to, you're going to be on the news and all your 16:57 Speaker 1 federal connections are going to be exposed and everything. 16:59 Speaker 1 And they're going to start saying your CIA or a massage or some shit 17:01 Speaker 1 like that. 17:02 Speaker 1 And it would help the show a good bit, 17:03 Speaker 1 but you'd be in prison for a little while until y'all made it to 17:05 Speaker 1 the airport to get out. 17:06 Speaker 1 You have no idea. 17:08 Speaker 1 So I'm sitting here and they're all just surround. 17:10 Speaker 1 They surrounded us at this point. 17:12 Speaker 1 They're all jumping up and down. 17:13 Speaker 1 Megan's videotaping it. 17:15 Speaker 1 And she's literally got her window down and she's going, 17:18 Speaker 1 yay. 17:19 Speaker 1 High five. 17:20 Speaker 1 High five. 17:21 Speaker 1 High five. 17:22 Speaker 1 And she's like throwing in the car. 17:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is going on? 17:26 Speaker 1 So I'm freaking out. 17:28 Speaker 1 And she's like videotaping me. 17:29 Speaker 1 And she's like, Chuck is so stressed out right now. 17:32 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 17:33 Speaker 1 Look at him. 17:34 Speaker 1 And I'm over there. 17:35 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, this is like, I got to kill all these people. 17:37 Speaker 1 I don't want to. 17:39 Speaker 1 I'm serious, dude. 17:41 Speaker 1 I knew this day would come and I would just have to plow over. 17:43 Speaker 1 I'm proud of people. 17:45 Speaker 1 Brandon, you know, 17:46 Speaker 1 I'm driving a stick and that bad boy was in first. 17:49 Speaker 1 Like I was ready to rock, man. 17:50 Speaker 1 I was like, this is it. 17:51 Speaker 1 This is why I got a stick because I'm going to just mow them all down. 17:54 Speaker 1 So as this is going on, 17:56 Speaker 1 like they're coming up to my windows or slapping my windows and they're 17:59 Speaker 1 screaming and chanting and stuff. 18:01 Speaker 1 And luckily I had a Spain jersey on and Carter had his Spain jersey on. 18:07 Speaker 1 So this guy sees us with our Spain jerseys on and he goes, 18:12 Speaker 1 he holds up a finger and he walks in front of me and he starts screaming. 18:17 Speaker 1 And everybody see for you to get out of the way, get out of the way. 18:21 Speaker 1 And dude, I drive through and he's motioning me and he's like doing this. 18:25 Speaker 1 And he's like, give me a thumbs up. 18:27 Speaker 1 And I was like, thank you for not making me kill you. 18:30 Speaker 1 Like I was like so excited. 18:32 Speaker 1 So we drove through and then the rest of our drive was really easy. 18:36 Speaker 1 But dude, Megan's video is intense. 18:38 Speaker 1 And I'm just like, it was. 18:40 Speaker 1 It was a great celebration. 18:42 Speaker 1 And I mean, I will say they're in 80s over there. 18:44 Speaker 1 Do you remember in 80s when we were kids? 18:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they got rid of him over here in the state tracks. 18:48 Speaker 1 People were blowing their fucking hands and face off. 18:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, they didn't get rid of him over there, bro. 18:52 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. 18:53 Speaker 1 The windows down and someone like throwing something that ends up in the car. 18:56 Speaker 1 I mean, it's like a fucking IED in that bitch. 18:58 Speaker 1 Everybody had M 80s and they're just lighting them and throwing them. 19:03 Speaker 1 And Savannah's like, my ears hurt. 19:06 Speaker 1 I'm like, I know, dude. 19:08 Speaker 1 This is why I wanted. 19:10 Speaker 1 Yes. 19:11 Speaker 1 It was like we're in Fallujah and everybody's just like boom, boom, 19:14 Speaker 1 boom, boom, boom. 19:15 Speaker 1 You're blowing up everywhere. 19:17 Speaker 1 And I was like, dude, this is the most intense. 19:19 Speaker 1 Like, I haven't been through anything like that in a long time, 19:22 Speaker 1 but it was scary. 19:24 Speaker 1 But on the other hand, I say, dude, this was one of those experiences to be in 19:28 Speaker 1 Spain when Spain won the World Cup was one of the coolest frickin things 19:33 Speaker 1 I've ever experienced in my life by far. 19:36 Speaker 1 It was hands down like what's it called? 19:39 Speaker 1 Bucket list item. 19:40 Speaker 1 I'll take it. 19:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you still weather. 19:43 Speaker 1 The Detroit Lions won a Super Bowl, right? 19:45 Speaker 1 Oh, dude. 19:46 Speaker 1 If you told me if you told me that I could I could drop the amount of 19:51 Speaker 1 stupid amount of crap money that I had to drop on this vacation because 19:55 Speaker 1 remember this vacation was supposed to be cheap. 19:57 Speaker 1 This whole vacation was supposed to be Dubai. 19:59 Speaker 1 So when we planned it, when we bought it, these tickets were six hundred 20:03 Speaker 1 dollars apiece. 20:04 Speaker 1 OK, like if you told me like Chuck ten grand, that vacation never happened. 20:10 Speaker 1 But the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl. 20:12 Speaker 1 One thousand percent every time I'm taking that. 20:15 Speaker 1 Exactly. 20:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:17 Speaker 1 But it's never going to happen. 20:18 Speaker 1 It's never going to happen. 20:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:21 Speaker 1 I guess we'll have to figure that out. 20:22 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck's going on with my camera right now. 20:23 Speaker 1 Can you you see me? 20:24 Speaker 1 I see you. 20:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:26 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm moving. 20:27 Speaker 1 No, you're not moving. 20:28 Speaker 1 You have been moving for like 20 minutes. 20:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 20:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. 20:31 Speaker 1 I got to get a new camera. 20:32 Speaker 1 What about now? 20:33 Speaker 1 No. 20:34 Speaker 1 All right. 20:35 Speaker 1 And I'm on some I'm on some shaky frickin Internet in some castle 20:38 Speaker 1 in France. 20:39 Speaker 1 It's not it's not my Internet. 20:40 Speaker 1 It's the fucking camera up there. 20:41 Speaker 1 The damn light done cut off and everything. 20:43 Speaker 1 And it's like I don't know what's going on with it. 20:45 Speaker 1 But now I'm reading right here. 20:47 Speaker 1 Only one person that has died so far during the celebration, the 13 year old 20:50 Speaker 1 boy died when a fountain collapsed after they were climbing on that motherfucker 20:54 Speaker 1 and the two others were injured. 20:55 Speaker 1 But looks like everybody else survived until they're you know, they still 20:58 Speaker 1 get the body counts. 20:59 Speaker 1 I have no idea that that is mesmerizing to me because I'll tell you right now. 21:04 Speaker 1 It was intense. 21:06 Speaker 1 It was very intense. 21:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:09 Speaker 1 Have you seen the videos coming out of fucking Argentina, though? 21:12 Speaker 1 Buenos Aires? 21:13 Speaker 1 No. 21:15 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. 21:16 Speaker 1 We'll get into that crazy. 21:17 Speaker 1 I'll get into my question in a minute. 21:19 Speaker 1 What are you saying? 21:20 Speaker 1 Like they were rioting because they lost. 21:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:23 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:24 Speaker 1 They were fucking pissed down there. 21:25 Speaker 1 It looks like it looked what it looks like. 21:26 Speaker 1 And I'm happy to know that both these cities are just like Philly, 21:30 Speaker 1 whether you win or lose, you're fucking destroying the city and someone's 21:33 Speaker 1 fucking dying. 21:34 Speaker 1 No, they didn't in Spain. 21:35 Speaker 1 They didn't in Spain. 21:36 Speaker 1 I'm telling you, dude, 21:37 Speaker 1 they were very, very nice once they saw my Spanish jersey. 21:40 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:41 Speaker 1 When they saw you. 21:42 Speaker 1 But I'm sure sure there's a lot of shit down the city that's going 21:44 Speaker 1 fucking crazy. 21:45 Speaker 1 They're climbing power poles and light poles and shaking shit. 21:47 Speaker 1 And I haven't seen anybody flip cars over and set them on fire like 21:50 Speaker 1 they do in Philly. 21:51 Speaker 1 But I'm sure some reports will come out of that. 21:54 Speaker 1 But no, Buenos Aires is going fucking insane. 21:56 Speaker 1 They had to bring out like the National Guard or some shit to get 21:59 Speaker 1 people back. 22:00 Speaker 1 And I don't I think that country is going to be fucked for like the 22:02 Speaker 1 next week. 22:03 Speaker 1 Well, you know, as soon as Spain won all the police because dude, 22:06 Speaker 1 I was watching the cops. 22:07 Speaker 1 The cops were not they were on edge, dude, like that whole game 22:11 Speaker 1 because they were walking the streets and you could tell they 22:14 Speaker 1 were like, Oh God, please let us win this game. 22:17 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 22:18 Speaker 1 Like please let us win this game. 22:20 Speaker 1 And as soon as they won all the cops went up to do like 22:24 Speaker 1 traffic control. 22:25 Speaker 1 Now, obviously they weren't where I was at because there 22:28 Speaker 1 was no control. 22:29 Speaker 1 Like it was it was it was a mayhem. 22:32 Speaker 1 Right. 22:33 Speaker 1 But when we got up about five more blocks, there was all these 22:35 Speaker 1 cops and they're trying to, you know, push us down this. 22:38 Speaker 1 I don't know. 22:39 Speaker 1 It was a deadly funnel if you ask me, but you get down there. 22:42 Speaker 1 It's just fireworks everywhere. 22:44 Speaker 1 And everybody pulls out their freaking sparklers and whatever. 22:48 Speaker 1 And but dude, the cops, they did a very, 22:51 Speaker 1 very good job with what they had to deal with because I 22:55 Speaker 1 mean, dude, that's it. 22:56 Speaker 1 That's a big deal. 22:57 Speaker 1 I mean, I think this is arguably, I would say argued. 23:00 Speaker 1 I think it is. 23:01 Speaker 1 It's bigger than your team went in the Super Bowl, right? 23:04 Speaker 1 No, I don't. 23:05 Speaker 1 I don't think it is because the problem is like when we win, 23:07 Speaker 1 you know, when we win the Olympics every year, we're like, 23:09 Speaker 1 yeah, for a week. 23:10 Speaker 1 And then we're just like, yeah, we don't really give a fuck. 23:12 Speaker 1 We want football, baby. 23:13 Speaker 1 We want baseball. 23:14 Speaker 1 We want sport because I think like when you're if you're in 23:16 Speaker 1 Spain, I mean, you can't talk to anybody about you can 23:19 Speaker 1 talk to other Spanish people and be like, oh, this was so 23:21 Speaker 1 fun. This was cool. 23:22 Speaker 1 But you don't have that that back and forth that you have 23:25 Speaker 1 with American football or sports like that because like, 23:28 Speaker 1 you know, you're a Lions fan. 23:29 Speaker 1 I'm a Falcons fan. 23:30 Speaker 1 And it's both painful organizations to be a fan of. 23:33 Speaker 1 But and then going to like college football is like I can 23:36 Speaker 1 argue with Alabama fans, Florida fans, Tennessee fans. 23:39 Speaker 1 It's not like we're all the same fan of one team over 23:42 Speaker 1 there in these countries. 23:43 Speaker 1 They don't have like inter-connected sports like the 23:45 Speaker 1 NFL or college football, college sports or MLB or 23:48 Speaker 1 NBA or anything like that. 23:49 Speaker 1 So I think there's a little more pride, I guess, 23:54 Speaker 1 when it comes to something local for us. 23:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that makes sense. 23:58 Speaker 1 I just I think that it's I guess, you know, we sit here 24:02 Speaker 1 and we go, oh, well, it's it's an international sport, 24:05 Speaker 1 you know, soccer is an international sport. 24:08 Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, what were there in the in 24:11 Speaker 1 the FIFA World Cup? 24:12 Speaker 1 There were thirty thirty four teams. 24:15 Speaker 1 Is that how many were entered? 24:17 Speaker 1 I think they expanded. 24:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, from like from last year or four years ago, 24:20 Speaker 1 I think there was like twenty twenty eight or 24:22 Speaker 1 something. But how many NFL franchises are there? 24:25 Speaker 1 Thirty two. 24:27 Speaker 1 So it's kind of the same thing. 24:29 Speaker 1 Now, I do want to get your perspective on something. 24:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, but the only thing with the problem with this is this 24:33 Speaker 1 is just a world like it happens once every four years 24:36 Speaker 1 and there's, you know, a few games. 24:38 Speaker 1 You know, there's nothing there's not as many games as 24:40 Speaker 1 there are when it comes to NFL or anything like that. 24:42 Speaker 1 Did you just cut out or just stop talking? 24:46 Speaker 1 Oh, I stopped. 24:47 Speaker 1 I stopped talking. 24:48 Speaker 1 That was a weird. 24:49 Speaker 1 That was a weird break in your. 24:51 Speaker 1 Well, I wanted you to rebuttal that. 24:53 Speaker 1 Well, no, because I wanted your perspective on something. 24:56 Speaker 1 I agree with that. 24:57 Speaker 1 But I wanted your perspective on something. 24:59 Speaker 1 So did you watch the entire World Cup? 25:03 Speaker 1 I guess production, if you will. 25:05 Speaker 1 Like every game. 25:07 Speaker 1 From start to finish. 25:09 Speaker 1 For this final. 25:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 25:11 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 25:13 Speaker 1 Soon as Spain won the home button. 25:15 Speaker 1 No, I didn't watch the full production. 25:16 Speaker 1 No. 25:17 Speaker 1 All right. 25:18 Speaker 1 So what's your thoughts? 25:19 Speaker 1 Did you see Tom Cruise? 25:21 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 25:22 Speaker 1 The halftime show. 25:23 Speaker 1 I didn't realize. 25:24 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 25:25 Speaker 1 No, he did the opening. 25:26 Speaker 1 He did the opening. 25:27 Speaker 1 Oh, was that the opening? 25:28 Speaker 1 I have time. 25:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I wouldn't really listen to it because the 25:30 Speaker 1 production. 25:31 Speaker 1 It was that production. 25:32 Speaker 1 What I heard was terrible. 25:33 Speaker 1 It's just it was just weird, dude. 25:36 Speaker 1 And what's funny is, you know, we're over there with a bunch of Spanish people. 25:40 Speaker 1 So they're watching this with us and we're watching Tom Cruise and he's doing his thing. 25:46 Speaker 1 And the one takeaway from Tom Cruise doing his opening was everybody was making fun of 25:53 Speaker 1 the fact that he was standing on a small podium because allegedly everybody in the world 25:59 Speaker 1 makes fun of him for being really short. 26:02 Speaker 1 And I did not know that. 26:03 Speaker 1 Did you know that? 26:04 Speaker 1 No, I know he is a short feller, but I don't know. 26:08 Speaker 1 Aren't Spaniards typically short also? 26:10 Speaker 1 Are they happy that they're like one inch taller than him or something? 26:13 Speaker 1 I don't know. 26:14 Speaker 1 They just thought it was the funniest thing ever that he was doing his speech from a 26:17 Speaker 1 little six inch platform. 26:18 Speaker 1 And they were like, look, he's on a stage. 26:21 Speaker 1 And they're all like laughing. 26:23 Speaker 1 And I was like, that's kind of interesting that that's what they're taking away from 26:28 Speaker 1 this. 26:29 Speaker 1 Tom Cruise is on a stage. 26:30 Speaker 1 That's just how under underdeveloped countries are. 26:32 Speaker 1 They just find something small and dumb and they're just like, oh, look at that. 26:35 Speaker 1 You're too small. 26:36 Speaker 1 Let's make him higher. 26:37 Speaker 1 I mean, I thought I thought it was interesting. 26:39 Speaker 1 And the second thing was during the halftime show, everybody thought that Madonna 26:43 Speaker 1 was Lady Gaga. 26:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, they do. 26:45 Speaker 1 Well, Lady Gaga kind of copied her her style for sure. 26:48 Speaker 1 When she was coming up, she was like supposed to be the new Madonna or 26:51 Speaker 1 something like that. 26:52 Speaker 1 But I'm surprised they still keep putting her out there. 26:54 Speaker 1 I thought I thought she was like too old to perform. 26:56 Speaker 1 She's 69 years old. 26:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's getting up there. 26:59 Speaker 1 She only got ain't got many more left. 27:01 Speaker 1 How old is she? 27:03 Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. 27:04 Speaker 1 Six. 27:05 Speaker 1 Seven. 27:06 Speaker 1 He said she's six. 27:07 Speaker 1 Seven. 27:08 Speaker 1 So so no, dude, she she looked terrible. 27:14 Speaker 1 Now, which which halftime performer do you think knocked it out of the park the best? 27:19 Speaker 1 Because apparently I'm old and I don't understand this stuff. 27:23 Speaker 1 Well, you had some of those. 27:25 Speaker 1 Was that a K-pop band? 27:26 Speaker 1 The Chinese folks are Korean. 27:27 Speaker 1 I don't know what they were, you know, some BTS behind the scenes. 27:33 Speaker 1 I don't know. 27:34 Speaker 1 What does BTS stand for? 27:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 27:38 Speaker 1 Behind the scenes. 27:39 Speaker 1 That's their fucking band name. 27:40 Speaker 1 All right. 27:41 Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. 27:42 Speaker 1 Oh, is that really their band name? 27:45 Speaker 1 Oh, they're guessing. 27:46 Speaker 1 They don't know. 27:47 Speaker 1 So yeah. 27:48 Speaker 1 But BTS BTS did the best out of everybody. 27:51 Speaker 1 I think I just a Bieber thing was weird. 27:54 Speaker 1 I don't know. 27:55 Speaker 1 We get Post Malone, but it just makes me happy. 27:57 Speaker 1 But also at the same time, very fucking confusing on how the audio still fucking sounds like 28:03 Speaker 1 shit. 28:04 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't understand like Super Bowls. 28:05 Speaker 1 That's always my biggest gripe with that is the quality. 28:08 Speaker 1 The audio quality is just absolutely horrendous. 28:10 Speaker 1 And the mixing is off. 28:11 Speaker 1 And it's just it's weird. 28:12 Speaker 1 And it sounds like you're listening to it from another room. 28:15 Speaker 1 And I thought it was just an NFL production thing, but it's actually a I guess people 28:20 Speaker 1 when it comes to capturing music on a field, they're just retarded. 28:23 Speaker 1 I don't understand it. 28:24 Speaker 1 I feel like by now you'd be able to because it just doesn't sound clear. 28:27 Speaker 1 I don't understand how they can't do that. 28:29 Speaker 1 So I guess it's a every sport thing that just can't get halftime shows down when it 28:33 Speaker 1 comes to audio production. 28:34 Speaker 1 But see, I don't know if it's I don't know if it's the production as much as who you're 28:40 Speaker 1 getting, right? 28:41 Speaker 1 Because like I can accept like if you told me Leonard Skinner, Rolling Stones and Hank 28:47 Speaker 1 Williams Jr. 28:48 Speaker 1 We're going to do the halftime show for an NFL game and the audio sucked. 28:53 Speaker 1 I wouldn't care because of who you're giving me. 28:56 Speaker 1 And I think in this field, what they had Madonna, BTS, Shakira, Justin Bieber, and you're saying 29:06 Speaker 1 Post Malone was there, too. 29:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if he was doing like the opening or if he was actually a halftime 29:11 Speaker 1 show. 29:12 Speaker 1 It's all kind of just blurred together now and I forgot most of it. 29:15 Speaker 1 Well, well, either way, that's again, I'm not I'm not a BTS fan, right? 29:21 Speaker 1 But I get it. 29:22 Speaker 1 There's there's girls in Korea that when they saw that they were like, my life has been 29:26 Speaker 1 made by this production, right? 29:28 Speaker 1 So like a new age, Justin Bieber. 29:31 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, I mean, that was that was a smart poll. 29:33 Speaker 1 I mean, by FIFA, that was a smart poll. 29:35 Speaker 1 And then the Justin Bieber thing, having Ted Lasso introduce him, which I love, Ted. 29:41 Speaker 1 Have you watched Ted Lasso? 29:42 Speaker 1 No. 29:43 Speaker 1 No. 29:44 Speaker 1 You're Jason Sudeikis in it or whatnot. 29:46 Speaker 1 He's like a soccer manager or something. 29:48 Speaker 1 You're missing out on life if you haven't seen it. 29:50 Speaker 1 It's a it's a great show. 29:51 Speaker 1 So to have him introduce Justin Bieber and the way they did, I don't I don't know, man, 29:57 Speaker 1 I was very much impressed with the halftime show. 30:00 Speaker 1 I will agree with you the production value on, you know, the audio. 30:06 Speaker 1 It's not that great. 30:09 Speaker 1 And but in the biggest, also the biggest thing with me was, I mean, obviously, I know they 30:12 Speaker 1 put it at three o'clock so Europeans could watch it and, you know, people six hours behind 30:16 Speaker 1 us could watch it. 30:17 Speaker 1 But it just doesn't didn't feel like like this is it. 30:19 Speaker 1 This is the final. 30:20 Speaker 1 Three o'clock, middle of the day, we're watching this game and it's like sun's beaten down. 30:24 Speaker 1 It just seems like a normal Sunday game and that the sea, you know, seahawk, you're playing. 30:29 Speaker 1 It just seemed I figured there'd be a way that we could have moved it to, you know, dark 30:33 Speaker 1 or later. 30:34 Speaker 1 I just don't know. 30:35 Speaker 1 I think a night game would have been better. 30:38 Speaker 1 Well, I can promise you this. 30:40 Speaker 1 In four years, you're going to get your wish because you know where the World Cup will 30:44 Speaker 1 be held. 30:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's fucking years. 30:46 Speaker 1 Something retarded. 30:47 Speaker 1 It's like five countries. 30:48 Speaker 1 Argentina, Uruguay and Spain and something else like that makes no fucking sense to the 30:53 Speaker 1 time zones are going to be fucked and Morocco and Morocco. 30:57 Speaker 1 What the fuck? 30:58 Speaker 1 OK, that's not that's where I'm at right now. 31:00 Speaker 1 I'm in the same time zone as all of them. 31:03 Speaker 1 So what I just dealt with, they're going to do the same thing. 31:06 Speaker 1 They're going to they're going to play the games at three o'clock. 31:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. 31:10 Speaker 1 But you in the United States will have it at nine. 31:12 Speaker 1 That's wait. 31:13 Speaker 1 Is that right? 31:14 Speaker 1 Hold on. 31:15 Speaker 1 Are we going backwards? 31:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're going backwards. 31:17 Speaker 1 Oh, God, they're going to have to do it at like they're going to do like midnight 31:21 Speaker 1 here to give us what I'm saying. 31:23 Speaker 1 The problem is, why do you got fucking countries playing teams playing in South 31:28 Speaker 1 America and then also Europe and that area over there just doesn't make any 31:32 Speaker 1 sense, like at least with this North American thing, you're all pretty much up 31:36 Speaker 1 and down in the same same area. 31:39 Speaker 1 Time zones, the furthest time zone is like three hours different, four hours 31:42 Speaker 1 different from where all these games were. 31:44 Speaker 1 I don't know what happened to Chuck. 31:45 Speaker 1 We lost him. But he still hear me. 31:47 Speaker 1 No, no, no, I'm here. 31:48 Speaker 1 I yeah, I'm getting I'm getting a slow Internet connection. 31:51 Speaker 1 So I'm doing my thing. 31:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just I'm just saying I think the reason this one was so big. 31:56 Speaker 1 I mean, this is the most watched. 31:58 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure this is the most watched and most attended World Cup 32:01 Speaker 1 there has ever been. 32:02 Speaker 1 And I think a lot of that comes with the fact that it was in America, 32:05 Speaker 1 Canada and Mexico, we're all just kind of in this little cluster right here. 32:08 Speaker 1 So it just kind of made sense when you got people playing across the world. 32:11 Speaker 1 Like someone's going to if they went in Argentina, they're going to 32:14 Speaker 1 have to fly to fucking Morocco. 32:15 Speaker 1 If they went there, they got to fly right back to, I don't know, 32:18 Speaker 1 fucking Paraguay or some shit like that. 32:20 Speaker 1 I just that don't make a lot of sense. 32:21 Speaker 1 Now, I know they're having to travel across the U.S., 32:23 Speaker 1 but that's that's not really that big of a deal going from Seattle 32:26 Speaker 1 down to Mexico City. 32:27 Speaker 1 I don't think that's as bad as going from what to Morocco. 32:31 Speaker 1 No, it's the exact same. 32:33 Speaker 1 But you're not jumping. 32:35 Speaker 1 See Argentina, same time zone as Eastern, right? 32:38 Speaker 1 So you're only a four hour time difference. 32:42 Speaker 1 Oh, Argentina is the same time zone that I was in. 32:45 Speaker 1 They're right below Spain. 32:46 Speaker 1 So they're right here with me. 32:48 Speaker 1 So I mean, it's it's right here on this little triangle. 32:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I think it'd be the same. 32:54 Speaker 1 But again, I mean, didn't they have bad World Cup games this time in Canada, correct? 33:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 33:01 Speaker 1 So I mean, Canada to a frickin' Mexico City, that sucks. 33:05 Speaker 1 Chuck, it's five. 33:06 Speaker 1 It's an hour ahead of Eastern is Argentina time. 33:10 Speaker 1 Well, it's right next to me. 33:11 Speaker 1 Not my problem. 33:12 Speaker 1 I don't think it's right in South America, right? 33:14 Speaker 1 Or am I going crazy? 33:16 Speaker 1 Oh, wait. Oh, wait. 33:17 Speaker 1 No, you're saying Argentina. 33:19 Speaker 1 That's what I've been saying for the past fucking 10 times. 33:22 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, dude. 33:22 Speaker 1 I get them all confused. 33:23 Speaker 1 It's Portugal. 33:24 Speaker 1 They're doing them in Portugal. 33:25 Speaker 1 Yes. OK, that's another country, too. 33:27 Speaker 1 But that's no, that's my bad. 33:29 Speaker 1 That's my bad. No. 33:30 Speaker 1 So so Argentina does not have the World Cup in four years. 33:34 Speaker 1 It's Portugal. 33:35 Speaker 1 So Portugal, Spain, Morocco, and there's one more. 33:39 Speaker 1 But they're all in southern Europe. 33:40 Speaker 1 It's all right there in a cluster because we looked it up on the way up here 33:44 Speaker 1 because we're thinking about coming back in four years to watch a USA game. 33:49 Speaker 1 And we're going to bring you with us. 33:50 Speaker 1 So, uh, no, it's next edition will take place in 2030 across Spain, 33:56 Speaker 1 Spain, Portugal, Morocco, with a centenary matches in Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay. 34:00 Speaker 1 So we've got South America and five. 34:02 Speaker 1 No, that's centenary matches. 34:05 Speaker 1 Those don't matter. 34:07 Speaker 1 What does that mean? 34:09 Speaker 1 Centenary matches, those are like the the prelims and stuff like that. 34:13 Speaker 1 The group stages. 34:15 Speaker 1 No, there's no way those are groups. 34:17 Speaker 1 I think those are I think those are seeding stages. 34:20 Speaker 1 There's no way they're going to make them travel from frickin Argentina 34:24 Speaker 1 all the way to frickin Portugal after a game. 34:27 Speaker 1 Right. That's why that's what I was talking about. 34:29 Speaker 1 I'm like, that's fucking insane that they're going to make him do that. 34:32 Speaker 1 I don't know what a let me look it up, see what a central match is. 34:36 Speaker 1 Uh, is it better not be group or I'm going to be really pissed 34:41 Speaker 1 because now now I'm not going to be happy about the fact that I'm trying to bring 34:44 Speaker 1 you here to watch the men's U.S. team. 34:49 Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I don't fucking know. 34:53 Speaker 1 2030 World Cup 2030 World Cup location. 34:59 Speaker 1 Centenary celebration matches. 35:01 Speaker 1 I don't what the fuck does that mean? 35:03 Speaker 1 Centenary is being like, oh, we're all friends. 35:05 Speaker 1 Kumbaya, let's play a friendly. 35:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they're called something else. 35:10 Speaker 1 I thought I don't center celebration celebration matches. 35:19 Speaker 1 What does that mean? 35:21 Speaker 1 I don't know. 35:22 Speaker 1 Three Smith. 35:22 Speaker 1 OK, so three special opening matches hosted in Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay 35:27 Speaker 1 to honor the 100 year anniversary of the inaugural 1930 tournament. 35:32 Speaker 1 They'll take place on June 8th and 9th, 35:34 Speaker 1 setting the stage for the rest of the tournament, 35:36 Speaker 1 which will officially open in Morocco, Portugal, Spain on the 13th and 14th. 35:39 Speaker 1 So, yeah, they got to play some there. 35:41 Speaker 1 And then I guess they're done with South America. 35:42 Speaker 1 And then they're like, all right, we're going to do South America 35:44 Speaker 1 here in honor of 100 years of whatever the fuck I just said. 35:47 Speaker 1 And then we're all going over to Europe. 35:50 Speaker 1 That sucks. 35:51 Speaker 1 Those teams. 35:52 Speaker 1 And you know what? 35:53 Speaker 1 U.S. will get one of them. 35:54 Speaker 1 Congratulations. 35:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, one of those fucking South America teams. 35:56 Speaker 1 But what were you saying? 35:58 Speaker 1 You wouldn't go to Europe and fucking watch games over there. 36:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, we're thinking about doing it. 36:03 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, like we I'm telling you, this is not it'd be good, man. 36:08 Speaker 1 We'll introduce you to our people. 36:10 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 36:12 Speaker 1 We've we've become part of the population over here. 36:14 Speaker 1 We're like honorary Europeans. 36:16 Speaker 1 All right. Well, if I'm like a millionaire by then, I'm not going. 36:20 Speaker 1 All right. But if I'm not going with you, 36:22 Speaker 1 you think you'll be a millionaire in four years? 36:25 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I think so. Yeah. 36:26 Speaker 1 I think we're on right track. 36:27 Speaker 1 So I think we'll be OK. 36:28 Speaker 1 I hope you're right. 36:29 Speaker 1 I mean, not that you'd ever share any of that money because you're you're 36:33 Speaker 1 what's the word? Oh, oh, speaking of you being very 36:38 Speaker 1 what that's a word. 36:38 Speaker 1 We don't give up your money. Frugal. 36:41 Speaker 1 No, like when you have friends that like, let's say you're rich 36:45 Speaker 1 and you go out and you don't want to spend anything. 36:47 Speaker 1 I think that's frugal. 36:49 Speaker 1 Oh, God, it's 36:52 Speaker 1 you're very 36:55 Speaker 1 what's up? No, Brandon, come on, dude. 36:57 Speaker 1 The word is like when you're when you don't want it. 37:00 Speaker 1 You don't want to help people out. 37:02 Speaker 1 Like you're just on your philanthropist. 37:04 Speaker 1 Non philanthropist. Come on, man. 37:06 Speaker 1 You're trying to get to frickin. 37:08 Speaker 1 What's the word I'm thinking? Greedy. You're greedy. 37:11 Speaker 1 Oh, great. No, I'm not greedy. 37:13 Speaker 1 I fucking help people out all the time. 37:16 Speaker 1 All the time. 37:18 Speaker 1 Now, let's just say that I'm not getting paid for this podcast. 37:22 Speaker 1 But anyway, I'm not either. 37:23 Speaker 1 So this is one. 37:25 Speaker 1 Uh. But here's what I'm thinking. 37:29 Speaker 1 I mean, I just said me. 37:32 Speaker 1 I didn't say anything about getting paid off this. 37:34 Speaker 1 All mine goes for my own social media. 37:37 Speaker 1 I didn't say anything, dude. 37:39 Speaker 1 Stop being all defensive. Jesus. 37:41 Speaker 1 OK, so here's here's the problem we got. 37:43 Speaker 1 So in October, we want to take a trip, a 37:48 Speaker 1 you know, for fall break. 37:50 Speaker 1 And I always go somewhere cheap. 37:51 Speaker 1 So I'm like, dude, I just get online. 37:52 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, cheapest place. 37:54 Speaker 1 Destin or, you know, Perdido Key or Orange Beach, whatever. 37:58 Speaker 1 Well, then before that, 38:01 Speaker 1 Savannah's birthday is August 30th 38:06 Speaker 1 and she wants to go to Dollywood. 38:08 Speaker 1 Right. Yeah. 38:09 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, that's great 38:11 Speaker 1 because she can bring all of her friends. 38:13 Speaker 1 And I said, we can take the bus, right? 38:15 Speaker 1 Because the bus will be done by August 30th, right? 38:17 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, 100 percent. Yeah. 38:18 Speaker 1 Small one, at least. Yeah. 38:20 Speaker 1 We get some people that want to sponsor the back of it. 38:22 Speaker 1 And how do they do that, Brandon? 38:24 Speaker 1 They send us a message or leave the voicemail 38:26 Speaker 1 four or four eight nine zero zero zero five. 38:28 Speaker 1 But a lot of zero. So you two can remember. 38:30 Speaker 1 And it's a great deal for a whole year. 38:32 Speaker 1 It is a great deal. 38:33 Speaker 1 But yeah, I told Sam, I said, dude, 38:34 Speaker 1 I want to I want to I'll take your friends to Dollywood. 38:38 Speaker 1 And you know what she said to me, man? 38:39 Speaker 1 And this really hurts my heart. 38:41 Speaker 1 She doesn't want to be seen with her dad. 38:43 Speaker 1 She said, I don't think my parents, 38:45 Speaker 1 my friends, parents would approve of you driving them. 38:48 Speaker 1 No, her being on the bus. 38:50 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm surprised that she had any Iranian or Iraqi friends. 38:54 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 38:56 Speaker 1 They would love it, too. 38:58 Speaker 1 Savannah, do you have any Iranian or Iraqi friends? 39:02 Speaker 1 She says you don't take the bus. She's right there. 39:06 Speaker 1 It's wild. It's wild, dude. 39:08 Speaker 1 Like, I would love that as a kid. 39:10 Speaker 1 So what do you think's wrong with these kids today? 39:13 Speaker 1 Oh, they're just getting to that age where they don't want to hang out 39:15 Speaker 1 with their parents and they get embarrassed and like hanging out with them. 39:17 Speaker 1 I think around that age, 13, you know, you're just kind of like, 39:19 Speaker 1 oh, I don't want to hang out with my parents. 39:21 Speaker 1 It's weird, you know, I'm going to be embarrassed. 39:22 Speaker 1 Or you're going to do something dumb and embarrass her. 39:25 Speaker 1 Why would I ever do that? 39:27 Speaker 1 Yes. I never said. 39:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, just something stupid while you're up there. 39:33 Speaker 1 You're going to be wearing the fucking hijab and everything while you're driving. 39:36 Speaker 1 You be walking around the store. 39:38 Speaker 1 They're going to think that you're going to walk in like Muhammad 39:40 Speaker 1 with all these little girls like these are all my wives. 39:43 Speaker 1 You know what? You know, Carter said at dinner, we had this conversation 39:46 Speaker 1 and it's Savannah's like, I don't want to take the bus. 39:48 Speaker 1 I just don't want to take the bus. 39:50 Speaker 1 And Carter goes, yeah, crazy marks on the back. 39:53 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, man, that's the reason. 39:58 Speaker 1 Because crazy marks on the back. 40:00 Speaker 1 That's funny. 40:01 Speaker 1 We just covered up temporarily. 40:02 Speaker 1 It says Savannah's 13th or 14th birthday. 40:05 Speaker 1 Just cover up Mark's face. 40:06 Speaker 1 He'd be like, I need my thousand dollars back. 40:09 Speaker 1 You guys are jerks. 40:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, so what? 40:13 Speaker 1 Well, hell, yeah, I don't know. 40:14 Speaker 1 Maybe she would. 40:15 Speaker 1 So what's the other option? 40:16 Speaker 1 Drive the minivan? 40:18 Speaker 1 I guess. I mean, she wants to bring a bunch of friends. 40:22 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that, dude. 40:23 Speaker 1 Like I there's no feasible way I can go to a hotel with. 40:30 Speaker 1 I don't know what for 13, 14 year old girls. 40:35 Speaker 1 Like, how does that play out? 40:36 Speaker 1 Like, there's I have to get my own room. 40:39 Speaker 1 And then what are they going to be doing? 40:40 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 40:41 Speaker 1 Like, I got to try to like monitor them and I'm like, it doesn't work. 40:45 Speaker 1 You got to put what they do in like college football dorms or hotels 40:49 Speaker 1 or they put the tape on the outside and see if it got ripped. 40:51 Speaker 1 And then, you know, if they get the middle of the night. 40:53 Speaker 1 OK, and what do I do if it's free? 40:56 Speaker 1 Be like, that's it. 40:57 Speaker 1 I'm going back home, get in the bus and go right back. 40:59 Speaker 1 And that's no bitch. 41:01 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I think out. 41:02 Speaker 1 You wear the fucking the outfit for the rest of the time. 41:05 Speaker 1 Well, I won't wear this outfit unless you'll sneak out. 41:07 Speaker 1 And I'm walking around wearing this thing, telling people, you know, 41:10 Speaker 1 you're my wives. 41:11 Speaker 1 That's not that's actually not a terrible idea. 41:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, right. 41:14 Speaker 1 I'm with it, threatening with the hijab. 41:16 Speaker 1 And I just have it. 41:17 Speaker 1 And I'm like, look, here's the deal, ladies. 41:19 Speaker 1 OK, you guys can have your own room. 41:21 Speaker 1 But if this tape's ripped in the morning, I'm showing up to breakfast in the hijab 41:25 Speaker 1 and I'm going to work with you. 41:27 Speaker 1 And if you continue to get worse, the more terrorist looking I'm going to get. 41:29 Speaker 1 And we get a ball of fireworks in there. 41:32 Speaker 1 Some shit walk around. 41:34 Speaker 1 At some point, I'll have a live C4 vest strapped to my body. 41:37 Speaker 1 OK, that's that's where we're going with this. 41:39 Speaker 1 And that's the last straw. 41:40 Speaker 1 We're all going to fucking, you know, Mohammed land, wherever the hell it is. 41:43 Speaker 1 Fuck the world. 41:44 Speaker 1 Dollyland, we're going to Mohammed land. 41:46 Speaker 1 All right, that's it. 41:47 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, but I was exposed to Dollywood today. 41:53 Speaker 1 Dad proved his point. 41:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, oh, no. 41:58 Speaker 1 And then they look and they're like, the boss has also been exploded as well. 42:01 Speaker 1 I'm like, no, what the fuck? 42:03 Speaker 1 We lost it all. 42:04 Speaker 1 We lost everything. 42:05 Speaker 1 I lost my coach in the bus. 42:07 Speaker 1 Too far, Chuck. 42:09 Speaker 1 Too far. 42:10 Speaker 1 I told you that it was an area away from the bus. 42:13 Speaker 1 But I would never I would never destroy the bus. 42:16 Speaker 1 Just so you know, I'll take my bomb vest somewhere else. 42:19 Speaker 1 I'll do it inside that hotel. 42:22 Speaker 1 Oh, well, if you're listening to our podcast or Spotify, be sure at least a five 42:26 Speaker 1 star review and a follow up helps out a good bit. 42:28 Speaker 1 It really does. 42:28 Speaker 1 And we see all doing it all the time, even more so now that we give away 42:31 Speaker 1 a PS five at 1000 reviews on the Daily Dose Show Spotify. 42:34 Speaker 1 Just send me a screenshot over to the Instagram. 42:37 Speaker 1 That's or the Facebook close to one or Brandon Thrasher Instagram. 42:41 Speaker 1 We also got the Patreon down below. 42:43 Speaker 1 He's ever paid advertising for the show. 42:45 Speaker 1 Scary hookers, heroin, prostitute, busted, busted up, you know, 42:49 Speaker 1 Savannah's new ride to get to the world. 42:51 Speaker 1 We need to make sure that shit's done, you know, so they can have a great time. 42:54 Speaker 1 And Chuck can wear a job. 42:55 Speaker 1 We also got the website, DailyDoseShow.com. 42:57 Speaker 1 Go over there, check it out. 42:58 Speaker 1 Get all the information on the show and the merch store there as well. 43:01 Speaker 1 That Michael Germany runs for us. 43:02 Speaker 1 He does a great job and all the proceeds go to him. 43:04 Speaker 1 We also got a rumble. 43:06 Speaker 1 Go check that out. 43:07 Speaker 1 The Daily Dose Show. 43:08 Speaker 1 We're uploading all the episodes and we'll be starting a live stream on there 43:11 Speaker 1 once we get them all caught up. 43:12 Speaker 1 So if you want to watch the episode a day early, you got to hop over on the rumble 43:15 Speaker 1 and watch that motherfucker live. 43:17 Speaker 1 So you ain't think that of that. 43:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 43:20 Speaker 1 Have you been adding the story segments every Saturday? 43:24 Speaker 1 Oh, I did one and I forgot. 43:26 Speaker 1 So, yeah, I'll do two and then three and four. 43:29 Speaker 1 So so Brandon is going to be adding extra content this weekend 43:33 Speaker 1 because we're going to have two story segments coming up this weekend 43:35 Speaker 1 because we're one week behind. 43:37 Speaker 1 And when I get back on Wednesday, 43:40 Speaker 1 we already have more interviewees set up. 43:42 Speaker 1 So we'll continue that. 43:44 Speaker 1 So all you guys that are premium dosers, thank you guys for doing that 43:48 Speaker 1 and keep doing it so you guys can get access to those. 43:51 Speaker 1 If you guys want access to the war story segments every weekend, 43:56 Speaker 1 every Monday, I think my brand loads them to subscribe, man. 44:00 Speaker 1 Subscribe premium dose. 44:01 Speaker 1 I'm looking at this list. 44:03 Speaker 1 This is amazing. 44:05 Speaker 1 Oh, there's more. 44:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's some more. 44:07 Speaker 1 We got to update that. 44:08 Speaker 1 Oh, well, I was about ready to chastise people, but all right. 44:11 Speaker 1 Never mind. 44:11 Speaker 1 You're good until that's updated. 44:14 Speaker 1 All right. 44:14 Speaker 1 Oh, we're going to go and listen to some GTA voicemail. 44:17 Speaker 1 So, you know what? 44:18 Speaker 1 The way we're going to do this, we're just going to pick two winners 44:20 Speaker 1 out of the top six for Friday. 44:22 Speaker 1 So that way it checks back home and we get a normal recording schedule 44:25 Speaker 1 and get Manny back on and figure that short that out. 44:27 Speaker 1 But we got three good ones here for you today. 44:29 Speaker 1 We got two shorter ones and then we got one that's like four minutes long. 44:32 Speaker 1 But it's pretty good. 44:33 Speaker 1 So if you want to get in on this, leave us a voicemail. 44:35 Speaker 1 404-8900-05 with your best real life GTA moment. 44:40 Speaker 1 We listen to about three a day and then on Fridays, we pick the top three, 44:44 Speaker 1 give them Manny, have them break down the legal side of everything. 44:47 Speaker 1 If there's a statute of limitations and he'll pick his favorite. 44:49 Speaker 1 So this Friday, we'll be doing, we'll have six. 44:52 Speaker 1 We'll be doing two winners. 44:54 Speaker 1 So it'll be, it'll be jam packed. 44:55 Speaker 1 We'll see you though. 44:56 Speaker 1 Good, good segment with the mad dog. 44:57 Speaker 1 So, all right. 44:58 Speaker 1 Here's our first one right here. 45:06 Speaker 1 Come on, you son of a bitch. 45:08 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon, and I'm calling to leave my GTA story. 45:12 Speaker 1 So that way I hopefully wouldn't be a free copy of GTA pre-order. 45:16 Speaker 1 Look forward to playing the game anyway. 45:18 Speaker 1 So the story is when I was in high school, me and my buddy, we're out late one night. 45:23 Speaker 1 We're about to go pick up these girls and go on a little day, you know, boys in high 45:28 Speaker 1 school do go drive around and everything like that. 45:31 Speaker 1 You know, I drove a bunker back then. 45:33 Speaker 1 It was terrible. 45:34 Speaker 1 It was a four bucks to my mom when the door windows didn't roll down in the back. 45:38 Speaker 1 I had a CD, open it up, you know, shit like that. 45:41 Speaker 1 Nothing to be, nothing to be proud of. 45:44 Speaker 1 A embarrassing fire. 45:44 Speaker 1 But anyways, we decided we were going to stop this little, uh, far lot. 45:48 Speaker 1 That little, little, little hole in the wall car lot there, home town of Oklahoma. 45:55 Speaker 1 And, uh, we're going to check out these cars and see what's all there. 45:58 Speaker 1 So we're a little kid in love here. 46:00 Speaker 1 We're going to call this Apollo. 46:03 Speaker 1 All right, some reason, you know, you're a boy, you try the door, where's the door open? 46:08 Speaker 1 When I come on, we start here to dig. 46:10 Speaker 1 I sit down in the garage. 46:12 Speaker 1 I don't fuck the keys are in this car. 46:15 Speaker 1 Oh, all right. 46:16 Speaker 1 That's cool. 46:17 Speaker 1 I look at my buddy and I'm like, you down on me? 46:19 Speaker 1 Like, what? 46:21 Speaker 1 Skip it. 46:22 Speaker 1 We're a little fake for Tesco's, uh, management, but we don't need to get 46:25 Speaker 1 caught up with all those things. 46:26 Speaker 1 It's all right. 46:27 Speaker 1 There's a business right on the back. 46:28 Speaker 1 What's on it? 46:29 Speaker 1 So we get in, take the car. 46:31 Speaker 1 Go pick up the girls who go around our night, do our thing, you know, have a 46:36 Speaker 1 good old night, and I think it's probably right about three, four in the morning. 46:41 Speaker 1 We'll finally wrap up what we're doing. 46:43 Speaker 1 And we'll drop the car off the same amount of gas and nature was clean. 46:47 Speaker 1 You know, that's nothing behind it. 46:50 Speaker 1 Parked it back where it was last year, though, and we never heard anything 46:55 Speaker 1 else about it, you know, I went back and bought a car from a couple years later. 47:00 Speaker 1 No problems. 47:01 Speaker 1 No, nothing. 47:01 Speaker 1 So, you know, I think it turned out to be a really good night. 47:04 Speaker 1 Of course, girls love the car. 47:07 Speaker 1 And then I wanted to know why the next week I was back at 10th floor. 47:10 Speaker 1 It's up to you. 47:10 Speaker 1 So I thought it was this grand old night. 47:13 Speaker 1 So nothing like a literal GTA to try to win GTA. 47:18 Speaker 1 Appreciate you boys. 47:18 Speaker 1 I'll be listening to how I would get this guy. 47:23 Speaker 1 He's got him and his buddy are in his shitty ass car. 47:25 Speaker 1 He's driving to pick up these girls. 47:27 Speaker 1 They drive by a used car lot. 47:29 Speaker 1 I was just swinging here and see what they got. 47:30 Speaker 1 Let me look around. 47:31 Speaker 1 You know, I might get a new car here in a couple of weeks. 47:33 Speaker 1 Well, they find a fucking nice Impala, I guess keys are in it. 47:36 Speaker 1 So they just instead decided to take that car, go pick up the girls, have a good 47:39 Speaker 1 night, have fun, do whatever the hell they were doing. 47:41 Speaker 1 And then on the way back, they just dropped the car off, get back in his 47:44 Speaker 1 car and it never hears anything about it. 47:46 Speaker 1 So is that technically grand theft auto? 47:49 Speaker 1 I mean, like car lots let you do test drives if the keys are in there. 47:53 Speaker 1 Like I'd be like, oh, I just thought I could test drive it 47:55 Speaker 1 and just bring it right back. 47:56 Speaker 1 I didn't know. 47:58 Speaker 1 I promise you, Manny could defend that. 48:00 Speaker 1 Like, I promise you, like if you leave the keys in it and I walk by a used car 48:06 Speaker 1 lot and I find a car that has the keys in it, I don't think you can get busted 48:11 Speaker 1 for the guys, like the guys last week with the, uh, the heavy, heavy machinery. 48:16 Speaker 1 Like, dude, if you leave the keys in it at that point, I feel like it just 48:20 Speaker 1 be kind, it kind of becomes communal property. 48:23 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 48:24 Speaker 1 Well, I get, maybe the only reason I'm thinking this might be a little different 48:27 Speaker 1 than like the construction equipment. 48:29 Speaker 1 Cause it is a used car lot. 48:31 Speaker 1 And usually they let you pull up and just look at whatever, whenever you want. 48:34 Speaker 1 Um, and they let you do test drive. 48:36 Speaker 1 So maybe he just thought he could say, I just thought we could do a test drive. 48:38 Speaker 1 Keys are in it. 48:39 Speaker 1 I thought this was just like, Hey, you know, you give it a shot. 48:41 Speaker 1 We'll, we'll sell it to you in the morning. 48:43 Speaker 1 Uh, 48:45 Speaker 1 okay. 48:45 Speaker 1 So now I gotta be the prosecutor attorney. 48:48 Speaker 1 So how many times have you ever drove up to a used car lot? 48:53 Speaker 1 Just walked up to a car, hopped in and drove away. 48:57 Speaker 1 And decided to go on a date. 48:59 Speaker 1 Um, uh, you know, I, I've only been on a used car a lot. 49:04 Speaker 1 Only about one used car on a car lot. 49:05 Speaker 1 And it was pretty easy to test drive it. 49:08 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, dude. 49:08 Speaker 1 They're very easy. 49:09 Speaker 1 Dude. 49:09 Speaker 1 I've, I've test driven like back when I was younger and I couldn't afford 49:13 Speaker 1 anything at all, I was like 18 years old and I wanted to test drive a Jack 49:18 Speaker 1 Roush, like a 25th anniversary Mustang convertible. 49:22 Speaker 1 I just showed up and I was like, Hey man, can I take that for a drive? 49:25 Speaker 1 And he's like, yeah. 49:26 Speaker 1 And I was like, what? 49:27 Speaker 1 And I drove it. 49:28 Speaker 1 It was awesome. 49:29 Speaker 1 Um, so maybe, yeah, they don't ever ask if you have insurance or anything 49:34 Speaker 1 like that either. 49:34 Speaker 1 They just want your driver's license. 49:36 Speaker 1 Like they don't even care if you have insurance. 49:37 Speaker 1 They're like, fuck it. 49:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:38 Speaker 1 If you wreck it. 49:38 Speaker 1 No, cause cause yeah. 49:39 Speaker 1 Cause they have insurance on them, right? 49:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:42 Speaker 1 I guess they probably got some kind of dealer insurance on them, but 49:44 Speaker 1 yeah, they're less like, you got driver's license. 49:45 Speaker 1 Fuck it. 49:45 Speaker 1 Go drive it down. 49:46 Speaker 1 We don't give a damn. 49:47 Speaker 1 I feel like you totally go both ways on this. 49:51 Speaker 1 Um, I'm going to say it's defensible. 49:54 Speaker 1 I'm going to say it's defensible. 49:56 Speaker 1 Okay. 49:57 Speaker 1 And, uh, I think you did say maybe this is the next one. 50:00 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure that was the same guy that said he went back and got a car 50:02 Speaker 1 like a few years later after that. 50:03 Speaker 1 So I don't know if it's still like statue of limitations or they'd be like, 50:06 Speaker 1 Oh, I ended up buying a car from us because he got to drive that car that night. 50:10 Speaker 1 So maybe, maybe. 50:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:12 Speaker 1 All right. 50:13 Speaker 1 We got, uh, we got two more here. 50:14 Speaker 1 Uh, one dude's a part one and part two. 50:16 Speaker 1 Cause the voicemail, the voicemail got you off at three minutes, but now 50:20 Speaker 1 here's the second one shorter one. 50:25 Speaker 1 So my name's Cal. 50:28 Speaker 1 Um, my story is about how one time my cousin was facing homelessness and she 50:40 Speaker 1 decided that she needed to essentially be an escort and I didn't like the 50:48 Speaker 1 ideology of my family going through that. 50:50 Speaker 1 So I said, instead of, you know, doing that and going through with it, why 50:55 Speaker 1 don't you just say you're going to do that? 50:59 Speaker 1 And then once you get the money, please. 51:03 Speaker 1 And so essentially, um, we needed a getaway driver, which was me. 51:08 Speaker 1 And, uh, so we went and drove around the city after we had gotten these 51:19 Speaker 1 contacts with these people, got our money, fed the hell off, ended up making 51:26 Speaker 1 about $3,000 in one night and had a grand time doing it. 51:33 Speaker 1 So the funny thing about this one is she didn't want her cousin to become an escort. 51:37 Speaker 1 So she just started almost pimping her out and they were just robbing people. 51:41 Speaker 1 He's like, I'll be your pimp slash getaway driver. 51:42 Speaker 1 We're going to trick you out. 51:43 Speaker 1 But before you get, before you have to do anything, we're just 51:45 Speaker 1 going to run off with the money. 51:47 Speaker 1 And I don't know how this works. 51:48 Speaker 1 I don't know if they're like meeting in cars or if they're like meeting at, you 51:51 Speaker 1 know, casinos or hotels or whatnot. 51:53 Speaker 1 And I don't know someone that gives you the money first. 51:56 Speaker 1 Like don't you do like half down and like half later. 51:58 Speaker 1 I think you do it all. 51:59 Speaker 1 I don't really got to give it all up front. 52:01 Speaker 1 I think so, but I will say this is genius because what happens if the 52:07 Speaker 1 escort runs away with your money, what are you going to, you're going to 52:10 Speaker 1 have someone else call her and when they get there, you're going to murder. 52:13 Speaker 1 No, you're not going to call the cops. 52:16 Speaker 1 So you're going to be, that's, this is a victimless crime, right? 52:20 Speaker 1 I mean, these are dirt bags that are trying to do their thing. 52:23 Speaker 1 And it's like, dude, if, if I give you $300 and then you just take off, 52:29 Speaker 1 what am I going to do? 52:30 Speaker 1 You know, this is genius. 52:32 Speaker 1 Actually, this is, this is one of the best ones I've heard. 52:34 Speaker 1 I think if, uh, you did it, they made $3,000 in one night. 52:38 Speaker 1 So they probably scammed a couple of people. 52:40 Speaker 1 Um, and these people, like you said, they're already, they're 52:42 Speaker 1 already pretty fucking psycho and kind of crazy. 52:45 Speaker 1 I think at some point, if you keep getting scammed, you're going to, if you 52:49 Speaker 1 keep scamming people, I imagine you're probably going to get killed. 52:52 Speaker 1 So that's what I, I just kind of thought it was a little cooler. 52:53 Speaker 1 That's an area that they probably got, you know, hits out on them. 52:56 Speaker 1 If someone sees them like I'm going to kill that bitch. 52:58 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 52:59 Speaker 1 There's probably hits, but I mean, but dude, I just don't know. 53:04 Speaker 1 If hits are worth $3,000, I don't know about that. 53:08 Speaker 1 Like, would you have a hit on you for 3000? 53:10 Speaker 1 You robbed someone for $3,000 and now you get a fucking multiple hits out on you. 53:14 Speaker 1 I don't think it's, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's got to be like, 53:17 Speaker 1 it's got to be like 300,000. 53:19 Speaker 1 That's my, that's my limit. 53:20 Speaker 1 Really? 53:21 Speaker 1 So you'd be cool with having like hitman coming after you for 300,000. 53:25 Speaker 1 I don't even think you can buy your own security for that much. 53:28 Speaker 1 Real hitmen are like guys that are just mad at me. 53:31 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 53:32 Speaker 1 Cause then we're dealing with guys that are lonely. 53:35 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 53:35 Speaker 1 And they just like, I don't know. 53:37 Speaker 1 I feel like, I feel like they're not like professionals. 53:40 Speaker 1 So yeah, 300,000. 53:41 Speaker 1 I can do it, but 3000 that's, I wouldn't even want you to want to kill me for 3000. 53:47 Speaker 1 And then that's like, I'm not worried about you at all. 53:50 Speaker 1 I'm not worried about you at all. 53:51 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 53:52 Speaker 1 Like, I just did this for the love of the game. 53:54 Speaker 1 I don't even care about the $3,000. 53:59 Speaker 1 Dude, that's a great call. 54:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:00 Speaker 1 I think, I think, yeah, the higher, the higher you go with the money, the more 54:06 Speaker 1 dangerous that people would get. 54:07 Speaker 1 I would imagine because they obviously had more money. 54:10 Speaker 1 So what's the, what's the dollar amount that you think that is like, you're 54:15 Speaker 1 going to get killed. 54:18 Speaker 1 Um, if it's like, I guess it depends if they're like cartel involved. 54:22 Speaker 1 I mean, they got to crush the numbers and see, you know, if it's worth them to send 54:25 Speaker 1 to the hit man after is how much it's going to cost. 54:26 Speaker 1 But I feel like they do that out of spite. 54:28 Speaker 1 Like you still 200 grand for them. 54:29 Speaker 1 They're going to put a $300,000 bounty on your head just to come. 54:32 Speaker 1 So someone definitely kills you. 54:34 Speaker 1 I feel like you're good under 20 K like under 20 K you're good. 54:38 Speaker 1 Stealing from the cartel or like, yeah, dude, that's, that's a loss. 54:42 Speaker 1 That's the loss. 54:42 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:43 Speaker 1 But it was a catch, catch 22. 54:45 Speaker 1 Cause it's like, all right, now I only have $20,000 and now I got hits out on me. 54:49 Speaker 1 There, there could be hits out on me and this is all the money I've got. 54:51 Speaker 1 Like I can't even hire a bodyguard. 54:53 Speaker 1 I can buy a couple of guns and some ammo. 54:54 Speaker 1 That's about it. 54:56 Speaker 1 It's for this. 54:57 Speaker 1 I mean, you're talking about just chicks that didn't do what 54:59 Speaker 1 they said they were going to do. 55:01 Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like this is people get killed over that. 55:04 Speaker 1 No, they don't. 55:06 Speaker 1 If someone's crazy enough or in a position that they get out, hire an escort for 55:10 Speaker 1 whatever scenario they're in, I think they're crazy enough to kill that bitch. 55:12 Speaker 1 If they take their money. 55:14 Speaker 1 Okay. 55:14 Speaker 1 I know a lot of guys fired escorts and guess what? 55:18 Speaker 1 They would not have killed anybody. 55:20 Speaker 1 They're losers. 55:22 Speaker 1 Well, they need to start killing. 55:23 Speaker 1 If someone's dealing from him, no, I had a buddy do that one time. 55:29 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. 55:29 Speaker 1 He can't even tell the story. 55:32 Speaker 1 Should I can tell the story? 55:34 Speaker 1 Maybe it's not paying attention. 55:36 Speaker 1 So is it, do I know him? 55:38 Speaker 1 Uh, no, no. 55:40 Speaker 1 So one of my buddies, he, he got one at a La Quinta in, in, uh, in Atlanta. 55:45 Speaker 1 And he, he paid like $200. 55:48 Speaker 1 And, um, and after he paid, he had to sell her before she showed up. 55:53 Speaker 1 And then the, uh, she came with her bodyguard to the La Quinta in and, uh, 55:58 Speaker 1 well, I guess it's her bodyguard. 56:00 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's called. 56:01 Speaker 1 Maybe a pimp. 56:01 Speaker 1 I don't know what he's called. 56:02 Speaker 1 But, but, but apparently like he will go in with her and they'll look at you. 56:09 Speaker 1 And if they don't think you're attractive enough, she'll just be like, 56:12 Speaker 1 no, I'm good. 56:13 Speaker 1 Right. 56:13 Speaker 1 So he showed up at the hotel and they looked at him and he said the bodyguard 56:20 Speaker 1 looked at her and was like, so what do you think? 56:22 Speaker 1 And she was like, no, I'm good. 56:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, he never got his money. 56:28 Speaker 1 Well, see, I think the way you could do it, you could call the cops and say, 56:30 Speaker 1 Hey, I was, uh, you know, paid this chick to be in a porno. 56:33 Speaker 1 You know, we had a camera set up and everything. 56:34 Speaker 1 She took the money because pornos are legal. 56:36 Speaker 1 Prostitution is not fine line right there. 56:40 Speaker 1 And what it works, man. 56:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it is. 56:42 Speaker 1 If you're paying her to make a video, a porno, but illegal. 56:46 Speaker 1 Now the problem is you call the cops. 56:48 Speaker 1 You tell them, Hey, I was supposed to make a porno with this girl. 56:50 Speaker 1 Uh, she showed up, didn't, uh, do her part and then left. 56:52 Speaker 1 We agreed, uh, to sex and filming it. 56:55 Speaker 1 Uh, now if she calls cops, you think she's going to tell him like, no, 56:59 Speaker 1 I was prostituting myself out. 57:00 Speaker 1 She think they're going, she going to tell the cops that I was a prostitute. 57:03 Speaker 1 That's in trouble. 57:04 Speaker 1 But if she says, Oh, we were going to make a movie, um, then she's going to 57:08 Speaker 1 be fucked for stealing, I think. 57:09 Speaker 1 So I think that's how you catch them. 57:11 Speaker 1 I get, I mean, he is, he just took the loss. 57:14 Speaker 1 Cause he said he was, he said he was too ugly and it's not no-nose Neal. 57:20 Speaker 1 That's what I was thinking of at first, because he is, he was telling me, 57:22 Speaker 1 he was reiterating some stories that you had told about him when I saw him 57:25 Speaker 1 up there, when I went and met Nate and everybody at that brewery. 57:29 Speaker 1 Oh, he was there. 57:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. 57:30 Speaker 1 He was telling me, he's like, I get prostitutes. 57:32 Speaker 1 They're not prostitutes. 57:33 Speaker 1 All right. 57:34 Speaker 1 I just, I never pay him. 57:37 Speaker 1 I never pay him. 57:39 Speaker 1 I was with him when he paid. 57:41 Speaker 1 I was with him. 57:42 Speaker 1 I was at the bar when it happened. 57:44 Speaker 1 You're talking about the black chick. 57:46 Speaker 1 Yes. 57:46 Speaker 1 In New York. 57:48 Speaker 1 He was telling me about, about when y'all went up there for a 57:50 Speaker 1 band gig or something. 57:51 Speaker 1 He's like, yes. 57:53 Speaker 1 Yes, he did. 57:54 Speaker 1 I was literally five feet from him. 57:57 Speaker 1 Sorry, Neil. 57:58 Speaker 1 I'm just kidding. 57:59 Speaker 1 Oh God. 57:59 Speaker 1 Well, you know, you heard his feeling so much. 58:01 Speaker 1 We can't call him hooker deal anymore. 58:03 Speaker 1 I don't know. 58:03 Speaker 1 No, because he got so rocked off in Mexico. 58:09 Speaker 1 All right. 58:09 Speaker 1 We got one more here. 58:10 Speaker 1 We're going to get through pretty quick. 58:11 Speaker 1 Like I said, it's two parts, but it is a great fucking story. 58:14 Speaker 1 I did listen to all of it for the most part. 58:16 Speaker 1 All right. 58:16 Speaker 1 Here we go. 58:25 Speaker 1 I wish you sons of businesses told me that I could use car 58:28 Speaker 1 accidents for GTA six entries. 58:31 Speaker 1 Maybe I got a nice little spree right here. 58:33 Speaker 1 I should have thought about it too. 58:34 Speaker 1 Honestly, this is a perfect GTA. 58:36 Speaker 1 Sorry. 58:37 Speaker 1 So I was about 17, he was about to turn 18 and I've got a 1988 Zuzu 58:43 Speaker 1 trooper, but even back then was pretty old. 58:47 Speaker 1 It was like, I don't know, maybe 2000 or something. 58:50 Speaker 1 And this happened 2003, four or something like that. 58:52 Speaker 1 So me and my buddies would go off road and drunk his tits. 58:56 Speaker 1 And I'm just doing wheelies or doing, uh, doing burnouts through 59:02 Speaker 1 like, uh, deep ass mud puddles. 59:04 Speaker 1 Turn sideways back tire hits a rock. 59:07 Speaker 1 We go rolling around. 59:09 Speaker 1 We flip over. 59:11 Speaker 1 So Zuzu troopers just fucking flat, like we're literally sitting there hanging 59:15 Speaker 1 upside down when it comes to a stop. 59:17 Speaker 1 And I'm just like, what the fuck? 59:20 Speaker 1 We flip the bitch back over by getting some other dude with a fucking, uh, 59:23 Speaker 1 winch cranks us over and we tow it up to the top of the street. 59:27 Speaker 1 Dad comes, he's fucking pissed off. 59:29 Speaker 1 The car is totaled. 59:30 Speaker 1 It's gone. 59:31 Speaker 1 A week later, I borrowed my stepmom, which is like a 99 Lexus LS 400, which 59:38 Speaker 1 is at the time was still pretty new. 59:40 Speaker 1 Very, very nice car. 59:42 Speaker 1 I borrow it, go to my buddy's house. 59:44 Speaker 1 We get drunk, his piss. 59:46 Speaker 1 Uh, we go to meet my buddy at my old high school and he's going to follow 59:50 Speaker 1 us back to my other friend's house. 59:52 Speaker 1 And we're doing burnouts in the school park and like it's fucking 59:54 Speaker 1 midnight or something. 59:56 Speaker 1 So he's around and then he starts, he goes down the 85 access road. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 The access road right by Claremont. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 So like it runs right next to the highway. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 He starts booking it in this little fucking Honda Accord. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 I was like, Oh, I can fucking go faster than you in this motherfucker. 1:00:10 Speaker 1 So I go flying past him at like 120 miles an hour. 1:00:13 Speaker 1 I see way up on the left in the left lane of the two lane access road, 1:00:17 Speaker 1 a car right before we get to it. 1:00:20 Speaker 1 A car in front of that car gets over into my lane and we 1:00:23 Speaker 1 just fucking slam into him. 1:00:25 Speaker 1 He's going maybe 60 miles an hour. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 Just like that other dude's story. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 My buddy was not wearing a seat belt and he put his face right 1:00:33 Speaker 1 into the fucking windshield. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 He was fine. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 Thank God. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 So otherwise I would have been in jail for a long fucking time, 1:00:38 Speaker 1 but I was drunk as piss and we had beer in the back. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 I took the beer, ran over, threw it across into the fucking 1:00:44 Speaker 1 woods before the cops got there. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 But the car was just basically missing. 1:00:49 Speaker 1 I mean, there was wheels everywhere, parts everywhere. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 It was fucked up. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 Now the other guy actually got an illegal lane change. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 I did shrink, but I got a DUI and went to jail. 1:01:01 Speaker 1 So a week later after that, what's up, my parents thinking 1:01:05 Speaker 1 my uncle sold me one of his little fleet vehicles. 1:01:08 Speaker 1 Which was a, uh, I think it was a Chevy Prism. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 Looks like a fucking Corolla basically. 1:01:14 Speaker 1 So we take that thing and we go to the preschool that I went 1:01:19 Speaker 1 to parking lot and we get drunk as piss. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 And we're trying to go to a concert or we decided. 1:01:25 Speaker 1 Here's part two. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 All right. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 So you motherfuckers cut me off. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 So I'm going to start, I'm going to start my story again, not 1:01:35 Speaker 1 from the beginning, but so, all right. 1:01:36 Speaker 1 So it's been about seven days total two cars. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 I keep on just fucking calling Liberty mutual. 1:01:42 Speaker 1 Bam. 1:01:43 Speaker 1 They keep on give, give me a new car in my garage, like nothing. 1:01:46 Speaker 1 All right. 1:01:46 Speaker 1 So now I've got a Chevy Prism, one of my uncle's fleet vehicles 1:01:49 Speaker 1 from this company told me for like $5,000, this piece of shit. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 But we went to a parking lot to go to a concert and we're 1:01:57 Speaker 1 spinning out fucking nail into a fucking curb, break the axle 1:02:03 Speaker 1 on this fucking thing. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 We're already drunk. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 I was sure as fuck wasn't going to call my dad and tell him 1:02:09 Speaker 1 that I've now wrecked three cars in the span of about seven days. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 Cause I'm sure as shit, not going to go to the concert if I do that. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 So one of my buddies, man, this can nigga, he was like, yo, let's 1:02:23 Speaker 1 just walk our asses up to the motor station, go to the concert, 1:02:25 Speaker 1 tell your dad about it tomorrow. 1:02:27 Speaker 1 I was like, that's a good fucking idea. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 So we went to the concert. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 I don't know, probably fucking kid rock or something. 1:02:32 Speaker 1 I have no idea what the concert was. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 Go home on Marta, walk home from the Marta station. 1:02:38 Speaker 1 Dad says, where the fuck is the car? 1:02:40 Speaker 1 I said, I'll tell you in the morning, went to sleep, woke up 1:02:44 Speaker 1 the next day, told him I broke the fucking axle, had to go get it. 1:02:48 Speaker 1 Three cars, fucking, I don't know, seven or eight days max, one arrest. 1:02:54 Speaker 1 And, uh, oh yeah, when I was at that concert, I, uh, I, uh, I fucked 1:02:59 Speaker 1 the hooker and I stole her money. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 So I think that captures all of the, uh, the things that Chuck 1:03:04 Speaker 1 was going for, for GTA moment, um, the hooker and the stolen 1:03:07 Speaker 1 stuff is actually not true, but I still want that motherfucking game. 1:03:15 Speaker 1 Just for all around how this guy wrecks three cars in eight days. 1:03:19 Speaker 1 Somehow he still has fucking insurance on there. 1:03:21 Speaker 1 Somehow someone's still giving him money. 1:03:23 Speaker 1 Like Liberty mutual still give fucking loans to get new cars. 1:03:27 Speaker 1 Even after he got a DUI on a second one, uh, slamming in the back, 1:03:32 Speaker 1 someone going 120, I don't know how you didn't get over that or kill that person. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Both cars are mangled and that guy ends up getting a ticket and they still like, 1:03:39 Speaker 1 we need to give them another car. 1:03:40 Speaker 1 Like if I wrecked a total of vehicle, I wouldn't be getting one for like 1:03:44 Speaker 1 months more than likely. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 Like when I was 17 years old, I was like, this is my truck. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 I cannot wreck it. 1:03:49 Speaker 1 I got to take care of it. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna have anything to fucking drive. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 This dude's just fucking wrecking everything. 1:03:53 Speaker 1 And what I learned is he's not very good at doing burnouts. 1:03:58 Speaker 1 You know what I learned? 1:03:59 Speaker 1 What? He listens to the show. 1:04:03 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. He said, of course. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 1:04:06 Speaker 1 I know he listened. Yeah. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 No, it's good. 1:04:10 Speaker 1 I I will say if you're talking about GTA 1:04:13 Speaker 1 moments and having that because an automobile, an automobile accident in GTA. 1:04:19 Speaker 1 That's I mean, that's kind of like, you know, 1:04:21 Speaker 1 the very common occurrence. 1:04:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the premise of the whole of the whole game. 1:04:25 Speaker 1 So he checked that box three times and he did go to jail, which is cool. 1:04:31 Speaker 1 I mean, he got that check as well. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 And I like the the A for effort on the the hooker thing. 1:04:37 Speaker 1 That was cool as well. 1:04:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, stealing her money. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 So, yeah, man, I'm down. 1:04:41 Speaker 1 This guy, he's he's final three. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, Manny and Manny's going to have a heart. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 You know, Manny's going to be like, well, I mean, you know, he had three occurrences 1:04:50 Speaker 1 which is really bad. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 So, I mean, that's cool that we can at least get Manny with this one. 1:04:55 Speaker 1 And you'll give you'll give good insight. 1:04:58 Speaker 1 This guy should I be in jail for like 10 years? 1:05:01 Speaker 1 I know that's what I'm so confused about. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 Like, how did he not get three DUIs? 1:05:05 Speaker 1 And how is he like they're not investigating at all? 1:05:07 Speaker 1 It must have been different back in 2003 when it came to drunk drive. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 And they probably just did not care up there and wherever he was near Claremont 1:05:12 Speaker 1 Lounge 11. But I just know in GTA that happens all the time. 1:05:15 Speaker 1 People will smash their cars and you can easily blow a car up in a day. 1:05:19 Speaker 1 You know, very easily. 1:05:21 Speaker 1 But OK, sounds good. 1:05:24 Speaker 1 We'll get some more tomorrow. 1:05:25 Speaker 1 Like I said, we'll have a big run here on Friday. 1:05:28 Speaker 1 Pick two winners. 1:05:28 Speaker 1 So just be listening and we'll pick a winner. 1:05:32 Speaker 1 We appreciate you. 1:05:34 Speaker 1 You got a thing before we get on out of hell. 1:05:36 Speaker 1 Two more days, baby. 1:05:37 Speaker 1 Two more days and I'm back in the States. 1:05:39 Speaker 1 But tomorrow I'll be coming to you guys live from Frankfurt, Germany. 1:05:43 Speaker 1 And then I do that. 1:05:44 Speaker 1 We're back. 1:05:45 Speaker 1 We're back. A final stop. 1:05:47 Speaker 1 Got to get some Frank's in your first. 1:05:48 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you later, but.